1 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:05,405 . 2 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:06,473 - Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:09,342 - You chose your dog over your job. 4 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:11,244 - My dog was murdered? 5 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:13,513 - Someone shot her. 6 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,281 - Your wife left you for a good-looking guy 7 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:16,549 with lots of money and a powerful job. 8 00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:17,417 - Whose side are you on? 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,252 - Bet you didn't know I have a son. 10 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,821 What's the favor? - Friend of mine is in trouble. 11 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,289 - The Xbox. 12 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:24,391 - I didn't give him this. 13 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,658 - He said you paid for it. 14 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,160 - [sighs] 15 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,229 - [moaning] 16 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:30,463 - Why'd you have to blow up my life? 17 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,332 - How long are you planning to stay? 18 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,634 - Long as it takes to destroy everything you care about. 19 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:35,502 - I can fix this. 20 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,204 There's something I need to tell you. 21 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,707 Can we stop saying "the body"? Let's just say "quiche." 22 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,375 Koi pond? - What about the garden? 23 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,443 - We'll have to dig it up. 24 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:44,744 - Please tell me I didn't just hear 25 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,112 they're gonna dig up the body. 26 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,648 - [sighs] We have to move it. 27 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,884 [inquisitive music] 28 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,787 - So the primary'll have dual walk-in closets 29 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,588 and pocket doors to the terrace. 30 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:59,225 Do you guys want to see where the ADU's gonna be? 31 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:00,427 - Can't wait. 32 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,528 - Uh, ADU? 33 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,830 - It's where rich people put their Pilates machines. 34 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,232 - Or in this case, a guesthouse 35 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,468 with a soaking tub and walk-in shower. 36 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:09,703 [squeals] 37 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,872 Two floors, three-car garage underneath. 38 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,908 - Is she OK? 39 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,676 - She's just in the denial stage 40 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,178 of cold-blooded murder. 41 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,579 - There's been nothing on the news. 42 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,348 - Nothing anywhere. 43 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,717 - It's like no one even misses Quiche. 44 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,885 - It's only been a few days. 45 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,420 - You're allowed to say it, guys. 46 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,556 Planting the phone worked. 47 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,790 - For now. 48 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,861 - I'm thinking accordion doors to capture that lake breeze. 49 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,196 - Cool. 50 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,832 - Unless you want something different. 51 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,534 - Me? - You're gonna live here. 52 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,769 - She is? 53 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,939 - Thought she might want to get rid of that divorce juju. 54 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,508 - Uh, this is way too much house for me. 55 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,911 - Well, you won't be living here alone. 56 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,847 - Who's my roomie? 57 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,782 - Quiche. 58 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:59,853 * * 59 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,422 - Oh, God. 60 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,456 [beeps] 61 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,659 - Marilyn's determined to build that koi pond. 62 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:07,927 - No. 63 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,763 - She's already started the site survey. 64 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,398 - Hell no. 65 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,799 - When does the foundation go in? 66 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,267 - Tomorrow. 67 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,504 - Why does it have to be me? 68 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,941 - I could never afford this house. 69 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:27,814 - And we won't have to move a dead body ever again. 70 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:34,788 * * 71 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,367 Please say something. 72 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,976 - Like what? 73 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,712 - I don't know. 74 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,213 Anything. 75 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:02,816 - Is it over? 76 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,851 - Yes. 77 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,320 Yes, of course. 78 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,622 - When did it start? 79 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:10,757 - A while ago. 80 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:11,858 - Weeks? 81 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,293 Months? 82 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,363 - Christmas. 83 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:22,736 - Where? 84 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:23,770 - Where what? 85 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,972 - Where did you and Gary paint each other's nails? 86 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,540 What do you think? 87 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,643 - [sighs] 88 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:34,881 Um... 89 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,018 hotels, 90 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,286 show houses... 91 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,422 - Our house? 92 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,896 Our bed? 93 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,899 [somber music] 94 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:56,736 * * 95 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,904 Do you love him? 96 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,906 - [sniffs] No. 97 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,307 Not anymore. 98 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:08,415 * * 99 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,795 - OK. 100 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,664 - OK? 101 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,900 - OK. 102 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,501 - OK what? 103 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,937 [Simple Symmetry and Abrao's "Sim Sim Sim"] 104 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,740 - I forgive you. 105 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,975 - That's it? 106 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,078 - Thanks for letting me know. 107 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:45,452 * * 108 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:52,859 - And then, from the shadows, they hear a low growl. 109 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:54,127 - Bigfoot? 110 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,863 - A whole herd of them! 111 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,365 [growls] - [laughs] 112 00:04:58,398 --> 00:04:59,833 - This sucks. 113 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:02,702 - Well, that's 'cause we haven't made s'mores yet. 114 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,672 - I'm gonna go get my iPad. 115 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:12,512 - No one likes to look at a dead garden. 116 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:15,448 All they see is a big pile of dirt. 117 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,385 - [singing in Portuguese] 118 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:25,525 * * 119 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:29,596 - What are you doing? 120 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:30,997 - Whatever you want. 121 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,401 * * 122 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,436 - I want to go to couples counseling. 123 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,976 * * 124 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,445 - What was once lush and vibrant 125 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,014 is now barren and bleak. 126 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:54,954 * * 127 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:16,976 * * 128 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,880 My job is to bring the dirt back to life. 129 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,482 [tires screeching] 130 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:24,684 [horn honking] 131 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,054 - How's your friend? 132 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,223 - Um, way better. - Yeah? 133 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,658 - Who's she talking about? - No one. 134 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,059 - The girl he's making babies with. 135 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,661 - [snorts] 136 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,629 - So not cool. - Yeah? 137 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,467 Neither is this. 138 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,503 - It's not mine. 139 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:44,537 - Is that the new Xbox? 140 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,172 - Yeah. Do you want it? 141 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,207 - Hell yeah! 142 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,676 - OK, wait. Maybe it is mine. 143 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,881 - You don't know who you're messing with. 144 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,816 - Oh, what, are you gonna send me to my room? 145 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:57,951 - Oh, come on. 146 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,587 I'm not one of these Lululemon bitches you can play. 147 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,056 - Oh, no. No, I know exactly who you are. 148 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,659 You're all about, "Look at me, rich friends. 149 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:07,894 "I'm helping the dumb, poor kid. 150 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,031 Can I get back on the pickleball team?" 151 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:15,235 - Even if that were true, why not take advantage of it? 152 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,636 [quirky orchestral music] 153 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:19,105 But you still owe me for the Xbox. 154 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,707 * * 155 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,108 - So when I look at a dead garden, 156 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,910 I just see possibility. 157 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,613 - He served me breakfast in bed this morning. 158 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:27,814 - Weird. - Yeah. 159 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,616 - What'd he make? - Crepes. 160 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,118 - Huh, weirder. 161 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:35,855 - Who makes crepes for the wife who just cheated on you? 162 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,058 - Imagine what you'd get if you hadn't. 163 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,760 - Why isn't he mad at me? 164 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,563 - Mm, maybe Tucker is more of a time bomb. 165 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:48,001 - Or maybe he did something way worse. 166 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,003 - Do I put the purplies next to the green ones 167 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,538 or the pink things? 168 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,907 - Uh, by the dahlias. 169 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,643 - Pink things. - The pink things. 170 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,845 - Explain yourself, lady. 171 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,213 - Kid's working off a debt. 172 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,715 - No, about Tucker. 173 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,817 - Oh, here's the thing. 174 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,785 Any time a guy is too nice 175 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,288 and not trying to get in my pants, 176 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,923 he did something bad. 177 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,660 - She's not wrong. 178 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,262 - Lots of dudes own guns, Alice. 179 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:17,697 - Do you? 180 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,666 - Nah, I'm more of a hand-to-hand combat 181 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,867 kind of guy. 182 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,069 - Doug has a gun? For what? 183 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,938 - Nothing he wants me to know about. 184 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,639 - What'd he make you for breakfast? 185 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,709 - A therapy appointment. 186 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,244 - Where are my marigolds? 187 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,312 - Oh, they're too expensive. 188 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,147 - But marigolds draw the eye. 189 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,815 - We decided to sub pansies. 190 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,951 - Well, they won't tell the same story, Catherine. 191 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,754 - And what story is that, Marilyn? 192 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,355 - Well, once upon a time, 193 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,990 there was a cute little garden club 194 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,793 that thought they could win the most prestigious prize 195 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:48,061 in the state of Michigan 196 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:51,031 by planting the same flowers year after year 197 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,832 because they'd rather drink rosé and discuss 198 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,201 their sad little marriages instead of focusing 199 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,804 on what's really important-- making a goddamn garden 200 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,372 that sings from the dirt to the heavens. 201 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,007 Donna! 202 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,144 Marigolds must be on sale somewhere, right? 203 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,981 - You had to tell her about the pansies. 204 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,083 - Kind of fun watching her suffer, though, right? 205 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,317 [laughter] 206 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,219 - [muffled] I think there's something wrong with my lips. 207 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,654 - [gasps] - Whoa, buddy. 208 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:15,922 - I got stung by a bee. 209 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,891 - What the hell? - Donna, can we get some water? 210 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,959 - Oh, my God. - [wheezes] 211 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,728 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 212 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,129 Please don't die. 213 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,700 - How do we lose a body? 214 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,401 - I'm telling you, it was 15 paces 215 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,936 from the Japanese boxwood. 216 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,371 - No, it was the Wintergreen boxwood. 217 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,839 - This one or that one? - This one. 218 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,841 - I just tried this one. - Try the other one! 219 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,209 - Awesome. We lost Quiche. 220 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,377 - We didn't lose anyone. 221 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,545 - Why don't you just live stream it? 222 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,180 - How else are we supposed to see where we're digging? 223 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,348 - That's what the boxwoods were for. 224 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,716 - Quiche. 225 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,752 [tense orchestral music] 226 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:52,892 * * 227 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,166 - How deep do we go? 228 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,334 - Till we hit the quilt. 229 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:05,171 - What if we hit an arm or a leg? 230 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,142 - Or a face? 231 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,277 - Dig softly. 232 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,946 - Oh, my God. 233 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,855 * * 234 00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:23,456 - Guys, hold up. - There's no time. 235 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,692 - They start pouring cement at sunrise. 236 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,827 - That car wasn't here earlier. 237 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:32,899 * * 238 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,768 Someone's watching us. 239 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:41,941 . 240 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:42,409 - What's his weight? 241 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,643 - I'm not sure. 242 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,178 - Is he allergic to any medications? 243 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,179 - I don't know. 244 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,814 - Has he ever had a reaction like this before? 245 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,217 - I don't know, OK? 246 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,719 - He is your son, right? 247 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,824 OK. 248 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,161 I just need you to sign this for me. 249 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,929 - What's this for? 250 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:07,100 - We can't treat a minor without a parent's consent. 251 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,501 - [sighs] 252 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,471 [gentle orchestral music] 253 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:18,845 * * 254 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,881 - In order to make this work, I want both of you 255 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,084 to be really honest with each other. 256 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,788 So who would like to begin? 257 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,894 - You're the one who wanted to do this. 258 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,931 - And why do you think that is, Doug? 259 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,900 - I don't know. 260 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,870 I guess there's some weirdness with us. 261 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,105 - What kind of weirdness? 262 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,273 - Mm, just money. You know, life stuff. 263 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,408 [laughs] 264 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,210 - That's not why we're here. 265 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:56,216 - Um, she's also on the fence about buying a house, 266 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,050 starting a family-- 267 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,551 - No, it's not about that, either. 268 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,053 - Then what is it? 269 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,289 - Molly. 270 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,924 - Oh, come on. 271 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,027 - You never liked her. - That's not fair. 272 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,828 - You never allowed her in your car. 273 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,130 - OK, she got carsick. 274 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,965 - You didn't play with her. - How could I? 275 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,233 She was always glued to your side. 276 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,100 - Who's Molly? 277 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,435 - You never even took her to the vet. 278 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,303 - What's your point, Alice? 279 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,573 - You said she was the reason I didn't want to have kids. 280 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,175 - So? 281 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,113 - So maybe you wanted her gone. 282 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:31,251 - [laughs] That's super messed up. 283 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,956 - Did you do something to my dog? 284 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,193 - Do you know what she's referring to? 285 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,497 [somber music] 286 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,199 - I think so. 287 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,969 * * 288 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,205 - How could you? - It was an accident. 289 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,342 - Oh, my God. 290 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,377 - What was, Doug? 291 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,112 - I was in a rush. 292 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:01,581 I didn't hear it close. 293 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,316 - Huh? 294 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,085 - I should have gone back to check, but I just didn't. 295 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,387 - What the hell are you talking about? 296 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,991 - I left the gate open. 297 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,593 And I didn't want to tell you because I knew 298 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,495 you'd have that look on your face. 299 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,997 - Thank you for your honesty. 300 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,869 - I really want to believe it. 301 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,638 [quirky orchestral music] 302 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:29,576 * * 303 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,910 - Uh-- 304 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,250 - OK. 305 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,953 OK, feels like a really good place to stop. 306 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,922 [bright acoustic music] 307 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,058 * * 308 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,928 - * Belle and I run for the wall * 309 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,463 - That one come with cruise control? 310 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,533 - Why, are you gonna mow your own lawn? 311 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,169 - Oof, never. 312 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:58,038 It is a sweet machine. 313 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,073 - What's up, Connor? 314 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,542 - Has Zach said anything about fly fishing? 315 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,044 - [chuckles] 316 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,046 Only every time we pass the sporting goods store. 317 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,148 - He wants to hit the UP for rainbow trout. 318 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,183 - Well, still saving for all the gear, 319 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,085 so he'll have to wait for steelhead. 320 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,553 - Well, you know, I've got a cabin up in Marquette. 321 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,157 - [laughs] Would surprise me if you didn't. 322 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,261 - All the rods, everything you need. 323 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,431 - Uh, I don't know what to say. 324 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,466 - I'm happy to help. 325 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,469 - [laughs] OK. 326 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,538 So, uh, how do we do this? 327 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,440 - Whatever's easiest. 328 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,709 - I can grab the stuff tomorrow after work 329 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,411 when I have the truck. 330 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,713 - Oh, man. 331 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,948 This sucks. - What? 332 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,184 - I meant Zach would go with me. 333 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,986 - But--but it's my weekend. 334 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,723 - We always swap. 335 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,257 - But I want to teach him... 336 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,659 - He's not gonna be a pro overnight. 337 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,260 - The way my dad taught me. 338 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,996 - You still can. - It's just-- 339 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,965 * * 340 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,401 it should be my thing. 341 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,204 - [exhales sharply] 342 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,373 Whether you like it or not, I'm in his life too. 343 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,440 - Zach's busy. 344 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,345 - Your call. 345 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,453 - By the way, never told him any of this, 346 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,623 so he won't know what he's missing. 347 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:30,030 * * 348 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:34,100 - * Please be kind * 349 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,202 * And re-- * 350 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,372 [tense music] 351 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,375 * * 352 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,244 - It was probably just some kids hooking up. 353 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,013 - I swear I saw binoculars. 354 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,381 - Could have been a beer bottle. 355 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,650 - What is it with you and the lights? 356 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,453 - What? You work here. 357 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,022 - Even if someone was watching us, 358 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,392 all they saw was a bunch of people gardening. 359 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,193 - In the dark? 360 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,629 - Well, that's on you, my friend. 361 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,264 - Sure, we're night gardeners. 362 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,498 - Is that even a thing? 363 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:06,766 - Or he could have been a bird-watcher. 364 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,601 - Which explains the binoculars. 365 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,370 - What birds are out at night? 366 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,504 - Owls. 367 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,506 - Nightingales. 368 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,175 - Do you guys actually hear yourselves? 369 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,144 Night bird-watching? 370 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,046 - It's definitely not a thing. 371 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,348 - We should go back. - What? 372 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,350 - We still have time. - Guys, he's a cop. 373 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,784 - Then why aren't we in jail? - Because he's waiting for us 374 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:28,121 to do something stupid like go back and dig up a body. 375 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,058 - OK, if we don't, Marilyn will. 376 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,563 - Fine. 377 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,630 Knock yourself out. 378 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:44,170 * * 379 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,307 - It was way too much house for me anyway. 380 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,777 - [sighs] Fine. 381 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,713 Then what do we do? 382 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,248 - Leave Quiche in peace. 383 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,318 - For how long? 384 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,153 - Till whoever's watching us just thinks 385 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,757 we're a bunch of boring day gardeners. 386 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,158 - At least that's a thing. 387 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:11,398 . 388 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:11,998 - Can we get smoothies now? 389 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:13,900 - Why did you switch in the first place, huh? 390 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,669 - Connor said wide receivers win the games. 391 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,237 - Well, not without the running backs 392 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,304 pushing the team down the field. 393 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,106 - That's what I told him. 394 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,675 - Can I get the Peanut Butter Blast-Off? 395 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,244 - It only comes in a grown-up size. 396 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,713 - Can I get a grown-up size smoothie? 397 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,815 - Uh, sure. 398 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,717 [tense music] 399 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,252 - Yay! - What? No. 400 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,254 Uh, we'll see. Zach, get in the car. 401 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,622 - Ow! What's your deal? 402 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,791 - I just don't want them to run out of smoothies, OK? 403 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,192 - Move over. - Quit it! 404 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,228 I was here first. - You're on my side. 405 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,830 [engine rumbles] 406 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:50,804 * * 407 00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,739 [doorbell ringing] 408 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,740 - Why are we here? 409 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,676 - Uh, family meeting. - I want my smoothie. 410 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,812 - Mom will make you one. - It's not the same! 411 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,313 - What is happening? 412 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,682 - Hey, uh, can the kids stay here this weekend? 413 00:18:02,716 --> 00:18:04,150 - Uh, why? 414 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,454 - Oh, I just got a lot going on. 415 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,556 - Hey, uh, you guys go play, OK? 416 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,658 I'll be in there in a second. 417 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,695 Is everything OK? 418 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,365 - Uh, don't answer the door for anyone. 419 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:22,535 * * 420 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,505 [engine rumbles] 421 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:29,843 [tablet game beeping] 422 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,312 [soft pop music] 423 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,714 - Been on that thing all day, buddy. 424 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,316 - Nothing else to do. 425 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,318 - You want to hit the park? 426 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,353 - And play on the swings? 427 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:47,494 * * 428 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,598 - You're right. Screw the park. 429 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,333 Want to go catch some rainbow trout? 430 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,201 - For real? - Surprise! 431 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,636 - Right now? 432 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,973 - Uh, Connor's gonna take you. 433 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,976 - Aren't you coming? 434 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,779 - Oh, I gotta put in a whole row 435 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,847 of Japanese maples this weekend. 436 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,850 - But I want to go with you. 437 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,786 - Well, the thing is, 438 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,488 Connor is just way more experienced. 439 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,957 - He is? - Oh, yeah. 440 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,427 Yeah, dude's won trophies and stuff, 441 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,896 might have even been sponsored or something. 442 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:23,997 - You won't be mad? 443 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,799 - No, no, no. Never, buddy. 444 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,601 It'd actually help me out at work if you went with him. 445 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,704 - Awesome. - [laughs] 446 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:37,677 * * 447 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,281 [phone ringing] 448 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,949 [knocks] 449 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,918 - Oh! What? 450 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,519 [laughs] OK. 451 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,588 All right, I'm gonna need you to twirl. 452 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,522 Yes. 453 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,258 - Is it giving flirty plumber? 454 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,526 - Um, you know, it's giving, like, 455 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,895 F-22 pilot, just landed on the deck, 456 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:56,996 ready to debrief, you know? 457 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,264 - Ooh, mission accomplished. 458 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,499 [both laugh] 459 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,568 - Your hubby's off-site. - Oh. 460 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,436 Well, I just needed to print out some permission slips 461 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,571 for Dakota's field trip. 462 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,572 - OK. 463 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,276 Uh, anything else? 464 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,278 - Uh, coffee run? 465 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,580 - I could. 466 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,849 - We could do those rocket fuel cold brews. 467 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,317 - Oh, yeah, good idea. 468 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,818 Goes with your outfit. 469 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,720 - Charge it to the company. - Will do. 470 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,992 [Slayyyter's "Stupid Boy"] 471 00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:28,828 [energetic pop music] 472 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:35,835 * * 473 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,576 - * Boy, boy, boy, boy * 474 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,845 * You stu-stu-stupid * 475 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:47,080 * Stupid boy * 476 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,982 * Boy, boy, boy, boy * 477 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,417 * Boy, boy, boy, boy * 478 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,484 * You stupid * 479 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,319 * * 480 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,456 [phone rumbling] 481 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,593 - Oh. 482 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,699 Hey, babe. 483 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,367 - Can you grab my suit from the cleaners? 484 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,104 - Oh, uh, yeah, I can swing by after Addie's dance class. 485 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,773 - Yeah, I might have to make a quick trip to Chicago. 486 00:21:13,807 --> 00:21:14,974 - New client? 487 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,444 - No, just matched on one of those cheater websites 488 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,446 with a yoga instructor in Lincoln Park. 489 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,547 - What? 490 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,916 - [chuckles] New client. 491 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,018 - Hilarious. 492 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,420 - Whatcha doin'? 493 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,889 - Uh, I'm just returning some things at Target. 494 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:31,491 - Oh, I'm about to drive right by you. 495 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,525 We should grab lunch. 496 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,626 - [laughs nervously] 497 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,662 Well, why don't I meet you? 498 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,698 - Well, I'm pulling into Target now. 499 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,968 - Yeah, um, actually, I'm leaving. 500 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,503 - We can take one car. 501 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,539 - You know what? I just left. 502 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,909 - Wow, that's a nice trick. 503 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:51,044 - What do you mean? 504 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,880 - Leaving Target when I'm standing right behind you. 505 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,850 [tense music] 506 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,719 * * 507 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:04,024 - I was just, um, printing some permission slips. 508 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:06,926 - For Dakota. Yeah, Brian already told me. 509 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,431 - I--I'm gonna check the printer. 510 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,933 - I don't think he needs to do that. 511 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,035 Do you? 512 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,774 - OK, I'm gonna-- 513 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:24,477 I'm gonna leave these cold brews on my desk. 514 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:28,782 * * 515 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:33,553 - Well, I've got to jump into a meeting. 516 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,056 Feel free to go through all the drawers too. 517 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,791 Key's in the tray. - Tucker. 518 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,993 - I'm really gonna need my suit, though. 519 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,862 Do you mind? 520 00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:44,097 - OK. 521 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:51,071 * * 522 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:57,143 . 523 00:22:57,177 --> 00:22:57,677 [indistinct PA chatter] 524 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,649 - Ma'am? - How is he? 525 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,785 - Oh, you can't smoke in here. - It's not lit. 526 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,053 - Still, it's against the law to even have a cigarette-- 527 00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,154 - Is my son OK? 528 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,489 - He's stable. 529 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:10,690 - Oh, thank God. 530 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,225 - We gave him epinephrine. Swelling's down. 531 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,194 Oxygen levels look good. 532 00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,496 - So I can take him home? 533 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,531 - We want to keep him overnight. 534 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,766 - Is that necessary? 535 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,034 - Just to make sure he's out of the woods. 536 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,969 - Out of the woods? 537 00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:23,970 What are the woods? 538 00:23:24,004 --> 00:23:25,739 - You know, sometimes these things get worse 539 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:28,842 before they get better. 540 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,245 - Well, I'd really like to get him out of here 541 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:36,683 before anyone at home finds out. 542 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:39,185 - Finds out? 543 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:41,821 - Gets worried. 544 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,256 - OK. 545 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:47,060 - I mean, in your experience, Eric, 546 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,529 what are the odds something happens? 547 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,930 - It's case by case. 548 00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:53,867 - OK, but if you were, like, betting in Vegas. 549 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,170 - On your son going into anaphylactic shock again? 550 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,506 - Ballpark. 551 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:02,909 - He should really stay the night. 552 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,244 - [sighs] 553 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:07,213 [light orchestral music] 554 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:10,950 * * 555 00:24:10,984 --> 00:24:13,586 I didn't know he was allergic to bees. 556 00:24:14,988 --> 00:24:16,956 - Moms can't know everything. 557 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:23,930 * * 558 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:33,173 [line trilling] 559 00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,712 - I don't think she's the right therapist. 560 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,613 - You're lucky she didn't call the cops. 561 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,848 - She just didn't get us. 562 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,983 - What is wrong with you? - Me? 563 00:24:44,017 --> 00:24:46,086 - Do you really think I shot the dog? 564 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,021 - Well, since when did you start packing heat? 565 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,790 - Oh, my--my dad gave it to me after the break-in next door. 566 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,125 - You know how I feel about guns. 567 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,693 - Which is why I didn't want to tell you. 568 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:54,994 - And then Molly's shot. 569 00:24:55,028 --> 00:24:56,329 - Oh, my-- Alice, everyone has a gun-- 570 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,064 cops, security guards, grannies. 571 00:24:58,098 --> 00:24:59,966 - Yeah, but not everyone's jealous of a dog. 572 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,603 - Oh, my God, I am so sorry for being honest. 573 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:08,174 - You know, there are ways to tell where this came from. 574 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:09,743 - [scoffs] So what? 575 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,644 You're just gonna run some forensics on it? 576 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,747 - Maybe. 577 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,814 - You know what? 578 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,817 Let me make it easy for you. 579 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,320 Forget the CSI crap and this stupid therapy, OK? 580 00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:21,921 I did it, OK? 581 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,257 I grabbed Molly by the collar, 582 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,160 and I put some peanut butter on the tip of a gun, 583 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,895 and as she was blissfully lapping it up, 584 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,197 I blew her goddamn brains out. 585 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,306 - [sighs] 586 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:41,641 Is that true? 587 00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:43,910 - Does it even matter? 588 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,946 It's the only thing you want to hear. 589 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,185 [keys jingle] 590 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,154 I'm gonna walk. 591 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:57,157 [somber music] 592 00:25:57,190 --> 00:26:03,196 * * 593 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,632 - [sighs] 594 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,834 * * 595 00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:16,242 - You're still up. 596 00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:19,279 - Shh. 597 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,214 - What's going on? 598 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:26,286 [tense orchestral music] 599 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:31,391 * * 600 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:34,260 - You know how you stop a shark from circling? 601 00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:35,829 - Don't. 602 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:40,133 * * 603 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,235 - Who are you? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 604 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,904 - You've been on me for days-- no shift change, no partner, 605 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,873 and this car is way too junky to be government issued, 606 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,808 so you can't be a cop. - Take it easy, man. 607 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:56,549 - * Dashing through the snow * 608 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,985 - Wow. - Yeah. 609 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:01,287 - Jesus. - I know. 610 00:27:01,321 --> 00:27:04,024 - Why would your ex-wife have a PI on your ass? 611 00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:06,359 - It's her husband. He wants dirt. 612 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:08,395 - For what? 613 00:27:08,428 --> 00:27:09,729 - His kids. 614 00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,197 - He's trying to get custody. 615 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:13,433 - * Making spirits bright * 616 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,968 * What fun it is to ride and sing * 617 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,403 - Better than a cop, I guess. 618 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:17,170 - Yeah, for you. 619 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,005 - * A sleighing song tonight * 620 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,107 - Not necessarily. 621 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,809 - * Jingle bells * 622 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:26,112 - He could have seen all of us do all kinds of things. 623 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,881 - No, he didn't see us bury Quiche. 624 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:28,915 - How do you know? 625 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:29,949 - Because there'd be no reason 626 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,317 to still follow me if he knew that. 627 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:33,787 - Unless he's waiting to use it. 628 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,888 - * Jingle bells * 629 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,289 - * Jingle all the way * 630 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,058 - Then what happened? 631 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,859 - I said, next time I see him, 632 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:42,128 I'm gonna take his ear as a souvenir. 633 00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,431 - Hmm, didn't take this guy for a badass. 634 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,498 - Oh, yeah. 635 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,133 Poor schmuck peed his pants. 636 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,970 [laughter] 637 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,339 - So-- [clears throat] 638 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:55,075 You made the guy who maybe saw us... 639 00:27:55,108 --> 00:27:57,877 murder someone wet himself. 640 00:27:57,911 --> 00:27:59,279 * * 641 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,215 - * Join us in this song * 642 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,983 - Anyone want to split cheese fries? 643 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,119 - At 9:00 AM? 644 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:09,956 - The time of day is your issue with cheese fries? 645 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,925 - Let's at least get onion rings. 646 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:15,795 - How is that better? - It's a root vegetable. 647 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:18,498 [dramatic music] 648 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:25,438 * * 649 00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:27,474 - Where do you even get one of those? 650 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:30,110 - Our guys use them to find sprinkler heads. 651 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:33,246 - I think-- I think it was more over here. 652 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:35,415 - How far'd he throw it? - Ugh, I don't know. 653 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,117 He was really angry. 654 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,219 - I mean, it could be anywhere, Alice. 655 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:41,855 - If we don't find it, I'll never know. 656 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,189 [detector squeaking] - Oh! 657 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,924 [laughs] 658 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:49,029 Dibs. [laughs] 659 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:56,503 - Do you think Doug would actually do that to an animal? 660 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:01,408 - Dahmer had a bestie. 661 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:03,510 - What does that have to do with Doug? 662 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:05,178 - Well, so Dahmer and this guy, 663 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,013 they'd, like, hang at McDonald's 664 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:08,948 while he was still dissolving bodies. 665 00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:10,016 - Ew. - Yeah. 666 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:12,118 Here's one of the most evil people on the planet, 667 00:29:12,152 --> 00:29:16,089 but to his bestie, he's just a dude who likes nuggets. 668 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,224 [chuckles] - [sighs] 669 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:23,496 Doug's not a monster. 670 00:29:23,530 --> 00:29:25,398 - Probably not. 671 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,372 - Thank you. 672 00:29:32,405 --> 00:29:35,975 - But, um, the fact that we're out here 673 00:29:36,009 --> 00:29:40,046 looking for a bullet to prove it? 674 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,083 Might want to take a hard look at your marriage. 675 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,387 [detector squeaking] 676 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:49,089 - [yelps] - Oh! 677 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:50,890 [both laugh] 678 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,359 - [gasps] 679 00:29:52,392 --> 00:29:54,594 * * 680 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:57,497 Shut up. 681 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:00,367 Marigolds. 682 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,169 * * 683 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:05,405 [laughs] - Huh. 684 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:12,379 * * 685 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:20,120 - Wait. 686 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,091 - No one in my family is allergic to anything. 687 00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:27,127 I swear I had no idea. 688 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:31,631 - Thank you. 689 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:34,567 - Oh. 690 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:36,636 - Why is she still here? 691 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,506 - She's just leaving. 692 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:42,075 - She was never supposed to be with him in the first place. 693 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:44,110 - It wasn't like we were hanging out. 694 00:30:44,144 --> 00:30:46,613 It was more educational. 695 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,081 - What the hell does that mean? 696 00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:49,616 - I was teaching him a lesson. 697 00:30:49,649 --> 00:30:51,284 - He owed her for an Xbox. 698 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:53,286 - You knew about this? 699 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,021 - Joel was just trying to do the right thing. 700 00:30:55,055 --> 00:30:56,156 - Joel? 701 00:30:58,258 --> 00:31:00,293 You guys are friends now? 702 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:05,498 - You know what? 703 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:07,233 I'm just gonna go. 704 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,668 - I want you to arrest her. 705 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:10,570 - I think you're making this bigger than it needs to be. 706 00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:12,672 - She keeps violating our agreement. 707 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:15,141 - Will you calm down? - Signed for him as his mother. 708 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:17,177 - Yeah, to save his life. 709 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,412 - Whose side are you on? - Our son's. 710 00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,549 - He's not your son. 711 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,621 - Can I get another one of these? 712 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:30,123 - You bet, champ. 713 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:32,192 - Come on, let's get you back in bed. 714 00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:38,298 [indistinct PA chatter] 715 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,736 [soft piano music] 716 00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:44,504 * * 717 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:46,473 - [sighs] 718 00:31:46,506 --> 00:31:48,975 * * 719 00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:51,244 Smells good. 720 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,747 - Rack of lamb. 721 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,182 It's almost done. 722 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:57,751 - My fave. 723 00:31:57,784 --> 00:32:01,588 * * 724 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:03,289 - I got the cookbook 725 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:07,160 from that place in New York we loved. 726 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:10,163 - Uh... 727 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:11,731 who's coming over? 728 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,533 - Oh, it's just us. 729 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:15,535 - [sighs] OK, uh... 730 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:19,572 Can we please talk about this? 731 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:22,208 - Yeah, going left to right, we got a Morbier, 732 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:24,577 a Camembert, a Stilton they said was good-- 733 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:26,312 I mean, basically half of France. 734 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:29,349 - I mean what happened at the office today. 735 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,285 - All right, well, what were you looking for? 736 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,486 - Anything to explain 737 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,655 why you're cooking rack of lamb right now. 738 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:36,589 - Well, it's your fave. 739 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,391 - You should be throwing it in my face. 740 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:40,427 - Then we wouldn't be able to enjoy it. 741 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,528 - [sighs] 742 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:44,731 OK, unless you're embezzling or drug trafficking or-- 743 00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:46,733 God, I don't know-- have a secret family somewhere, 744 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:48,034 I just-- 745 00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:49,102 - Ooh, I'm not doing any of that. 746 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,470 - Then why don't you punish me? 747 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,672 - OK. You really want to know? 748 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,412 I was also in love with someone. 749 00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:02,649 - Oh. 750 00:33:02,682 --> 00:33:09,656 * * 751 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,561 From work? 752 00:33:17,797 --> 00:33:19,399 - Head for business, though. 753 00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:24,304 - What's she like? 754 00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:25,672 - She's funny. 755 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:29,542 And smart, sexy. 756 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:32,812 An incredible mother. 757 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,181 - [scoffs] Great. 758 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:37,117 - It's too bad her husband stopped seeing 759 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,218 how lucky he was. 760 00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:45,358 * * 761 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:48,628 - Maybe she did the same. 762 00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:55,468 * * 763 00:33:55,502 --> 00:33:58,371 - I could sleep on the couch, 764 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:02,275 or move into a sad hotel, 765 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:05,478 make you cry at some expensive therapist, 766 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:08,848 and wield it all as a weapon until we're both bloody. 767 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,150 - I deserve it. 768 00:34:10,183 --> 00:34:11,785 - Or I could just skip to the part 769 00:34:11,818 --> 00:34:13,887 where we both try harder. 770 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,622 - How can you do that? 771 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:20,794 - 'Cause you're my ride or die. 772 00:34:20,827 --> 00:34:27,767 * * 773 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,673 - I'll go set the table. 774 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,141 - Oh, I already did. 775 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:36,609 - [laughs] 776 00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:38,445 - If you really want to help, 777 00:34:38,478 --> 00:34:41,648 you could make me the strongest drink possible. 778 00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:42,782 - OK. 779 00:34:42,816 --> 00:34:44,217 - Yeah. 780 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,920 [Helena Deland's "Take It All"] 781 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:53,460 * * 782 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:56,629 [gate creaking] 783 00:34:56,663 --> 00:35:00,367 * * 784 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,904 - * I couldn't help it, no * 785 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:08,341 * * 786 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:11,778 * I made it up * 787 00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:16,316 * * 788 00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:21,388 * The life I danced in * 789 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,723 - The latch doesn't close. 790 00:35:23,757 --> 00:35:25,892 - * And could get enough * 791 00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:28,762 - The gate is broken. 792 00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:32,232 * * 793 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:35,769 - * I couldn't help it * 794 00:35:35,802 --> 00:35:36,970 - It's not your fault. 795 00:35:37,003 --> 00:35:39,706 * * 796 00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:43,643 - * I wondered who let you * 797 00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:47,580 * Call them baby * 798 00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:49,949 - I'm gonna go stay with my parents. 799 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:54,821 - * I wondered who let you call them baby * 800 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,956 - [scoffs] 801 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,958 For how long? 802 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:05,665 * * 803 00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:08,335 - I'll call the landlord about the latch. 804 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,706 - * Take it all * 805 00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:16,009 * Bring it back to my bed * 806 00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:22,682 * * 807 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,420 . 808 00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:27,954 [knocking] - Melissa! 809 00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:31,524 Open up. 810 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:32,992 I'm not leaving without my kids. 811 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,930 Zach, Zoe, come on. 812 00:36:36,963 --> 00:36:38,498 Dad's here. Let's go. Get your stuff. 813 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:39,866 - What are you doing? 814 00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:41,868 - Oh, you're home. 815 00:36:41,901 --> 00:36:43,770 - The kids aren't here. - Well, where are they? 816 00:36:43,803 --> 00:36:44,804 - Not here. 817 00:36:44,838 --> 00:36:46,406 - It's my day. 818 00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:47,907 - OK, well, the kids need to be safe, Brett. 819 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:50,510 - Well, you're the one who put a PI on me. 820 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:51,544 - Who you pulled a knife on. 821 00:36:51,578 --> 00:36:53,380 - Kitchen scissors. 822 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:54,848 - Like that matters. 823 00:36:54,881 --> 00:36:59,819 - Look, look, look, you got the money, fancy friends... 824 00:36:59,853 --> 00:37:01,554 - Please go. - The mansion... 825 00:37:01,588 --> 00:37:04,691 - Brett... - This is all I got. 826 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:07,627 - I filed for emergency custody this morning. 827 00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:14,401 - This isn't you, Melissa. 828 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:15,535 - Me? - Yeah. 829 00:37:15,568 --> 00:37:18,004 Connor's been the problem from the moment you met him. 830 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:19,639 - Look at you. 831 00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:21,941 Brett, you are not yourself. 832 00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,977 - Mm. 833 00:37:24,010 --> 00:37:25,679 [soft dramatic music] 834 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:30,417 Can I--can I-- can I at least see them? 835 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:33,386 - Just go home. 836 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:40,493 * * 837 00:37:51,538 --> 00:37:54,708 - [sighs] 838 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:57,477 - I checked credit cards, emails, work trips, 839 00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:58,778 our safety deposit box. 840 00:37:58,812 --> 00:38:00,947 Only one thing I didn't expect. 841 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,582 - Always something. 842 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:05,118 - That he's still into me. 843 00:38:05,151 --> 00:38:07,954 - Who knew having an affair could save your marriage? 844 00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:11,758 - Uh, I might have to respectfully disagree. 845 00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:14,427 - There's more? 846 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:16,096 - Just get your intern on it. 847 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:18,732 - [sighs] 848 00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:20,734 - Hey, when's Alice getting here? 849 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:22,369 - She won't text me back. 850 00:38:22,402 --> 00:38:24,771 - Hmm. - Huh. 851 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:26,740 [sighs] Well, Marilyn's got an eye. 852 00:38:26,773 --> 00:38:27,974 I'll give her that. 853 00:38:28,008 --> 00:38:30,010 - Yeah, the orangies really make it pop. 854 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:33,646 - What am I looking at here? - Your masterpiece. 855 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,082 - The marigolds are supposed to be stage left. 856 00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:37,884 - But does it matter? 857 00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,886 - You know what? We should sub pansies. 858 00:38:39,919 --> 00:38:42,622 - Are you kidding me right now? - No. 859 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,859 - I'll do it. - No-- 860 00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,161 - See, that's the winning spirit. 861 00:38:48,194 --> 00:38:49,763 - Ugh. 862 00:38:49,796 --> 00:38:51,765 - That's gonna take all weekend. 863 00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:54,134 - Well, my kids are on a fishing trip. 864 00:38:56,536 --> 00:38:59,739 - Well, I'm free. 865 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:03,643 Tucker can take Addison to her soccer game for once. 866 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:06,079 [Sofie Royer's "Asleep"] 867 00:39:06,112 --> 00:39:08,415 - Make Alice do it. 868 00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:10,483 * * 869 00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:11,818 What? 870 00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:13,853 - My customers think gardens are just 871 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:15,655 a bunch of pretty flowers. 872 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:17,424 What they don't know is, 873 00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:20,060 the right pairing makes all the difference... 874 00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:22,462 - Really going for the stereotype, huh? 875 00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:24,698 - * I see you in my rearview mirror * 876 00:39:24,731 --> 00:39:25,799 - [chuckles] 877 00:39:25,832 --> 00:39:27,734 - * I know it always seems * 878 00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:30,603 - They're, uh, free for cops. 879 00:39:30,637 --> 00:39:33,073 - Mm. 880 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:34,808 So what did she mean? 881 00:39:34,841 --> 00:39:37,177 - * So why don't I admit * 882 00:39:37,210 --> 00:39:39,813 - I'm his stepfather. [clears throat] 883 00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:43,083 She adopted him before I was around. 884 00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:46,519 - * Every time I close my eyes * 885 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:47,787 * I get to be * 886 00:39:47,821 --> 00:39:50,824 - Want to buy me a cup of coffee? 887 00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:53,727 - I don't have to pay for those either. 888 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,462 - Like how shade from a sunflower 889 00:39:55,495 --> 00:39:57,731 triples the yield of a cucumber patch. 890 00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:59,699 * * 891 00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:03,169 But not every pairing works out. 892 00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:08,141 * * 893 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:10,810 [tires screech] 894 00:40:10,844 --> 00:40:12,579 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! 895 00:40:12,612 --> 00:40:15,048 What? Hey. 896 00:40:15,081 --> 00:40:17,050 [grunts] 897 00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:21,554 [knocks] 898 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:24,190 * * 899 00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:26,026 - What's going on? 900 00:40:26,059 --> 00:40:27,060 * * 901 00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:29,095 - * I lie to my friends * 902 00:40:29,129 --> 00:40:31,598 - It really sucks to get it wrong. 903 00:40:31,631 --> 00:40:36,936 * * 904 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:40,140 'Cause when you do, there's always a price to pay. 905 00:40:40,173 --> 00:40:42,275 - It's like the tips of the leaves are turning yellow. 906 00:40:42,308 --> 00:40:44,611 - Well, how much light does your greenhouse get? 907 00:40:44,644 --> 00:40:46,880 - As much as it can in the winter. 908 00:40:46,913 --> 00:40:49,082 But the tomatoes are coming out. 909 00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:51,284 - Uh, well, you probably just have a slight, 910 00:40:51,317 --> 00:40:52,952 uh, nitrogen deficiency. 911 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:55,188 - Mm, the guy from, uh, O'Neill's, 912 00:40:55,221 --> 00:40:57,624 he said that I should use chicken manure. 913 00:40:57,657 --> 00:40:58,992 - Uh, what? 914 00:40:59,025 --> 00:41:00,593 - Chicken turds? 915 00:41:00,627 --> 00:41:01,695 - Oh, no, no. 916 00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:02,896 You gotta use something synthetic. 917 00:41:02,929 --> 00:41:04,664 [soft dramatic music] 918 00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,599 - What aisle is that? 919 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:09,302 - You know what, I'll just-- I'll just grab it myself. 920 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:14,808 * * 921 00:41:14,841 --> 00:41:16,543 - Someone's watching us. 922 00:41:16,576 --> 00:41:17,911 [tense music] 923 00:41:17,944 --> 00:41:19,245 - He could have seen all of us... 924 00:41:19,279 --> 00:41:21,047 * * 925 00:41:21,081 --> 00:41:23,316 Doing all kinds of things. 926 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:26,086 * * 927 00:41:26,119 --> 00:41:27,754 - Excuse me, sir. 928 00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:29,022 - Uh, someone can help you up front. 929 00:41:29,055 --> 00:41:30,290 - Just need to ask you a question. 930 00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:31,958 - Oh, I'm with a customer. 931 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:34,828 - About the other night at that fancy garden party. 932 00:41:34,861 --> 00:41:41,968 * * 933 00:41:43,236 --> 00:41:45,705 Any chance you know someone by the name of--