1 00:01:07,987 --> 00:01:10,990 From high school senior to go-go boy in less than a year. 2 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:12,492 It's got to be a record. 3 00:01:12,492 --> 00:01:16,384 Another success story from Father Kinney's Home for Runaway Boys. 4 00:01:16,394 --> 00:01:19,898 And to think some people say he doesn't make a good role model. 5 00:01:19,898 --> 00:01:21,900 If I were Brian, I'd go crazy 6 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,904 Seeing all those guys pawing my boyfriend. 7 00:01:25,904 --> 00:01:26,905 You know, it must be true what they say 8 00:01:26,905 --> 00:01:29,406 about deafening music damaging your eardrums. 9 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:33,411 I could swear I heard you say if you were me... 10 00:01:34,411 --> 00:01:36,403 Come on, it's got to bother you a little bit. 11 00:01:36,413 --> 00:01:37,504 I mean, everybody knows 12 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:38,516 the only way you get to dance on the bar 13 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,317 is if you let the boss blow you. 14 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:43,409 - It's business. - Getting head to get ahead? 15 00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:44,420 He's earning an honest living, 16 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,623 not taking any handouts. 17 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:49,626 Check out how much money I'm making. 18 00:01:49,626 --> 00:01:51,728 That's enough to put a child through school. 19 00:01:51,728 --> 00:01:53,730 Shouldn't the child be at home, in bed? 20 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,231 That's a good idea. 21 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:57,033 I can't. I have to work till 2:00. 22 00:01:57,533 --> 00:02:01,436 But, sweetie, you already look exhausted. 23 00:02:01,436 --> 00:02:02,627 How are you going to keep it up? 24 00:02:02,638 --> 00:02:03,639 Especially at home. 25 00:02:03,639 --> 00:02:08,243 Don't worry. 26 00:02:08,243 --> 00:02:10,445 I'm not paying you to make out with your boyfriend. 27 00:02:10,445 --> 00:02:11,445 I'm on a break. 28 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:13,247 Break's over. 29 00:02:13,247 --> 00:02:15,639 Relax, Sap. He's keeping your customers happy. 30 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:17,752 It's Sapperstein, Kinney. 31 00:02:17,752 --> 00:02:20,757 And they're my customers, not yours. 32 00:02:22,757 --> 00:02:24,759 Come on, you're mine for the next four hours. 33 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:26,760 What an asshole. 34 00:02:57,889 --> 00:03:00,892 Um, did I ever mention that I... I have an irrational, 35 00:03:00,892 --> 00:03:03,895 but nevertheless quite intense fear of any physical activity 36 00:03:03,895 --> 00:03:05,396 that doesn't take place in bed? 37 00:03:05,396 --> 00:03:06,898 Come on, it's just horseback riding. 38 00:03:06,899 --> 00:03:08,398 Don't be such a sissy. 39 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:10,400 Any other impossible requests? 40 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,392 Come on. Where's your sense of adventure? 41 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:15,906 Uh, right back in the cozy, warm bed that I crawled out of 42 00:03:15,906 --> 00:03:18,408 to freeze my precious buns off out here with you. 43 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,901 Well, it's time you tried something daring, huh? 44 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,413 - Something new. - Yeah, I'm perfectly happy 45 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:27,416 with my boring little life right here in Pittsburgh. 46 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,418 Haven't you ever wanted to travel? 47 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,920 - Huh? - Go around the world? 48 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,921 I believe we did that last night. 49 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,923 I mean for real. 50 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,424 Come on, Emmett, when you were a little boy 51 00:03:35,524 --> 00:03:37,025 growing up in Hazelhurst, 52 00:03:37,025 --> 00:03:38,526 what did you dream of? 53 00:03:38,526 --> 00:03:40,028 Getting out. What else? 54 00:03:40,528 --> 00:03:43,031 - Where did you dream of going? - Biloxi. 55 00:03:43,031 --> 00:03:44,032 It was the nearest airport. 56 00:03:44,032 --> 00:03:47,035 And after that? 57 00:03:47,035 --> 00:03:48,536 I don't know. 58 00:03:48,536 --> 00:03:52,039 New york, Paris, Rome. 59 00:03:52,039 --> 00:03:54,541 Any place Audrey Hepburn ever made a movie. 60 00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:57,033 And where there weren't guys in shit-kickers, 61 00:03:57,044 --> 00:04:00,047 kicking the shit out of me. 62 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:03,050 But I only got as far as Pittsburgh. 63 00:04:03,050 --> 00:04:06,052 Well, now you can go anywhere you want. 64 00:04:06,552 --> 00:04:07,553 The world is yours. 65 00:04:08,054 --> 00:04:09,555 It's yours and mine. 66 00:04:09,555 --> 00:04:13,259 So just say the word. 67 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,262 The world is, uh... 68 00:04:16,262 --> 00:04:18,764 mine. 69 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:21,166 Around the world? The entire world? 70 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:24,169 Yeah. Bora-Bora, The Himalayas, 71 00:04:24,169 --> 00:04:27,172 The Serengeti... 72 00:04:27,172 --> 00:04:30,676 George says we could be gone six months, a year. 73 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:33,678 Wow! I mean, a trip like that isn't just a vacation. 74 00:04:33,678 --> 00:04:35,680 That's a life experience. 75 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,682 There's so many places I want to go. 76 00:04:37,682 --> 00:04:42,085 - Like where? - Oh, China, Japan, Tibet. 77 00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,187 To meditate. 78 00:04:43,187 --> 00:04:45,189 I want to go to Berlin, 79 00:04:45,189 --> 00:04:47,190 Amsterdam, Prague. 80 00:04:47,190 --> 00:04:48,692 Great art, great history. 81 00:04:49,192 --> 00:04:51,194 Great men. 82 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:54,698 You don't have to leave Liberty Avenue to get international cuisine. 83 00:04:54,698 --> 00:04:56,399 French toast, 84 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,902 Belgian waffle 85 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:02,304 and a Spanish omelette for our own little jet-setter. 86 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:05,708 Oh, Debbie? 87 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,209 Yes, Ben? 88 00:05:07,309 --> 00:05:09,812 Uh, I'm sorry. What about my breakfast? 89 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:13,816 Working on it. I have just so many hands. 90 00:05:13,816 --> 00:05:16,317 That is such crap. You always get served last. 91 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,319 And when it arrives, it's cold. 92 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,322 Yeah, well, I did order wheaties. 93 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:23,725 Ma. 94 00:05:23,725 --> 00:05:24,726 Yes, sweetie? 95 00:05:24,726 --> 00:05:26,227 What's going on, ma? 96 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:27,729 - With what? - With what? 97 00:05:27,729 --> 00:05:29,229 The way you're behaving towards Ben. 98 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,732 Why? 'Cause I didn't hop to when he wanted his cereal? 99 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,835 It's more than that. You... you never say hello. 100 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,837 You barely speak to him unless you have to. 101 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,839 Well, forgive me if I'm not sitting down 102 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,842 and chatting with him about current events over a cup of tea. 103 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,844 I happen to be busy. Or haven't you noticed? 104 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,345 Now, excuse me. 105 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:50,349 I've got to get somebody his breakfast of champions. 106 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:55,154 Wheaties. 107 00:06:03,661 --> 00:06:04,462 Oh... 108 00:06:04,462 --> 00:06:05,463 Good morning... 109 00:06:05,463 --> 00:06:08,266 Sunshine. 110 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:10,548 I thought you had a class. 111 00:06:10,568 --> 00:06:13,059 - I ditched it. - How are you supposed 112 00:06:13,070 --> 00:06:16,162 to do your best work when you're up all night fucking around? 113 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:17,674 I'm taking lessons from you. 114 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:19,676 And I'm not fucking around. I'm working. 115 00:06:20,077 --> 00:06:22,079 Yeah, I saw how you work. 116 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:25,081 Sticking that... funny white powder the Sap gave you 117 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:28,184 up your cute, little button nose. 118 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:30,286 You're supposed to be putting yourself through school, 119 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:32,989 not getting so hammered you can't make it to class. 120 00:06:33,189 --> 00:06:36,192 $410 in one night. 121 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:37,193 For your tuition, 122 00:06:37,193 --> 00:06:38,194 which you won't have to worry about 123 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:39,694 when they kick you out. 124 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,797 You sound like my father. 125 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:43,501 Fuck off. 126 00:07:09,923 --> 00:07:11,224 Break in the case? 127 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:14,727 Nah. Nothing yet. 128 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,729 So, what are you doing here? 129 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:18,231 It's a diner, isn't it? 130 00:07:18,231 --> 00:07:19,732 It's lunch time, isn't it? 131 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:22,436 It's a little early, isn't it? 132 00:07:24,436 --> 00:07:25,437 But what'll it be? 133 00:07:25,637 --> 00:07:28,640 Um, meat loaf sandwich, 134 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,443 side of fries. 135 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:35,646 And how about you and me going out tomorrow night? 136 00:07:35,646 --> 00:07:38,149 Yeah, that last item isn't on the menu. 137 00:07:38,449 --> 00:07:40,451 I thought we could get one of those fancy coffees, you know, 138 00:07:40,451 --> 00:07:43,444 Uh... mocha... 139 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:45,456 frappe latte, whatever the hell they're called. 140 00:07:45,456 --> 00:07:48,349 Yeah, well, considering how much of that stuff I pour, 141 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:50,360 it'd be a busman's holiday. 142 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:55,568 How about dinner then? Somebody can wait on you for a change. 143 00:07:58,568 --> 00:08:00,070 No, thanks. 144 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:02,672 Is that "No thanks, not tomorrow" 145 00:08:02,672 --> 00:08:09,378 or "No thanks, not ever"? 146 00:08:09,378 --> 00:08:12,586 Just... no thanks. 147 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:22,192 Hey, Horvath? 148 00:08:24,192 --> 00:08:26,194 You want a lemon bar for the road? 149 00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:30,500 No, thanks. 150 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:57,223 - Ah, yes! - Oh. 151 00:08:57,223 --> 00:09:00,225 To Fetch Dixon, a big... 152 00:09:00,725 --> 00:09:02,227 big star. 153 00:09:02,227 --> 00:09:03,728 You're a hard act to follow. 154 00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:08,133 Oh... 155 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,135 - Don't know what to say... - Good. Then, let's have some cake. 156 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:12,137 However... 157 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:15,139 even though I'm retiring from the biz, 158 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:19,643 I will always be grateful for my experience here, 159 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,146 and, uh, and... and for Fetch Dixon. 160 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:24,948 Without him, I never would've met my honey. 161 00:09:25,049 --> 00:09:26,550 You're an inspiration to us all. 162 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:29,452 An inspiration? 163 00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:32,455 No, I'm... just... lucky. 164 00:09:32,455 --> 00:09:34,457 Um, I mean, the same thing could happen to you. 165 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,960 You never who's out there, watching. 166 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,462 So, never give up hope. 167 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:42,965 One day your prince will come. 168 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:44,756 When he does, 169 00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:46,568 Ted will be making $19.95 for the first 10 minutes. 170 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:49,171 Ooh! 171 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:51,273 - Presents. - Yeah. 172 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,278 All right... 173 00:09:57,278 --> 00:09:58,779 working tonight? 174 00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:02,283 Hmm. 9:00 to 2:00. 175 00:10:02,283 --> 00:10:05,786 You can hardly keep your head up. 176 00:10:05,786 --> 00:10:08,789 I'll be all right. 177 00:10:08,789 --> 00:10:12,292 The Sap will see to that. 178 00:10:12,292 --> 00:10:13,793 Deramine. 179 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,295 It's for motion sickness. 180 00:10:15,795 --> 00:10:17,797 Well, that should take care of the sex. 181 00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:21,201 You don't want me to give you the money, I'll loan it to you. 182 00:10:21,201 --> 00:10:23,203 I don't need your handouts. 183 00:10:23,203 --> 00:10:24,703 It's not a handout. 184 00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:26,205 When you graduate and get a real job, 185 00:10:26,205 --> 00:10:29,206 - you can pay me back with interest. - No, thanks. 186 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:34,213 Why are you being such a twat? 187 00:10:34,213 --> 00:10:36,215 I'm not being a twat. 188 00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:38,206 I'm trying to look after myself for once, 189 00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:39,717 instead of always letting you do it for me. 190 00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:42,720 Dictionary of foreign phrases. 191 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,212 Now you can say "Fuck me faster" in Farsi. 192 00:10:45,223 --> 00:10:46,724 Look, you once told me that you wanted to make me 193 00:10:46,724 --> 00:10:50,728 the best homosexual it was possible for me to be. 194 00:10:50,728 --> 00:10:53,230 Doesn't that include being a man? 195 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:56,538 Sometimes a man knows when to accept help. 196 00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:07,143 Here's some sexy underwear for your trip. 197 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:08,644 It's empty. 198 00:11:10,646 --> 00:11:12,148 Exactly. 199 00:11:20,455 --> 00:11:21,956 "Wine, men and song, 200 00:11:21,956 --> 00:11:25,460 Late 40s, Epicurean, 201 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,961 looking for fellow gourmand. 202 00:11:26,961 --> 00:11:30,465 Peel me a grape and I'll peel you one." 203 00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:33,468 Sounds perfect. 204 00:11:33,468 --> 00:11:37,971 HIV-negative only need apply. 205 00:11:37,971 --> 00:11:39,973 You'll find the right guy some day. 206 00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:42,976 At my age, it better be some day soon. 207 00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:45,979 I don't want to hear that crap about "at your age". 208 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,182 Emmett fell for George, right? 209 00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:49,682 Which only proves that love is possible 210 00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:51,684 no matter how old you are. 211 00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:53,486 So what's your excuse? 212 00:11:53,486 --> 00:11:55,988 I don't have an excuse. 213 00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:58,491 Nor do I need one, 214 00:11:58,491 --> 00:12:01,494 'cause someone asked me out today. 215 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:04,485 - You? - Yes, me. 216 00:12:04,496 --> 00:12:07,999 I mean, what I mean is, you live with fags, 217 00:12:07,999 --> 00:12:09,501 you work with fags. 218 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,503 You haven't seen a straight man in years. 219 00:12:11,503 --> 00:12:15,607 Well, what do you call that detective? 220 00:12:15,607 --> 00:12:17,108 The one investigating the murder. 221 00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:18,609 He asked you. 222 00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:23,714 - None other. - Holy shit! 223 00:12:23,714 --> 00:12:25,216 So, when are you going? 224 00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:27,218 I'm not. 225 00:12:27,718 --> 00:12:29,220 You turned him down? 226 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,721 He's not my type. 227 00:12:30,721 --> 00:12:32,622 He's alive and he's got a dick. 228 00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:33,623 What more do you need? 229 00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:35,425 Someone who's not a homophobe. 230 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,026 Because he made a couple of cracks? 231 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:39,529 That doesn't mean he's a fag-hater. 232 00:12:39,529 --> 00:12:42,932 It just means he needs... enlightening. 233 00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:43,933 So you go out with him. 234 00:12:43,933 --> 00:12:46,935 You're more his type. 235 00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:49,238 How long has it been since you went on a date? 236 00:12:49,238 --> 00:12:52,741 How the fuck do I know? 237 00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,743 1992. 238 00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:57,946 Must be so rusty it squeaks. 239 00:12:57,946 --> 00:13:00,348 - I've been busy. - Doing what? 240 00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:02,350 Taking care of you. 241 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:05,353 So what's your excuse now? 242 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,855 I already turned him down. 243 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,658 But... you're a woman. 244 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,460 Somewhat out of practice, but nonetheless... 245 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:20,467 you're allowed to change your mind. 246 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,469 Well, go on. 247 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,673 Just say yes. 248 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,182 Come on. 249 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,184 Harder! 250 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,186 - Push. - Yes. 251 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:44,189 Yes! 252 00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:47,192 Didn't think I'd get all that in there. 253 00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:49,694 Well, that's that. 254 00:13:49,694 --> 00:13:52,697 Yeah. And now that I am gone, 255 00:13:52,697 --> 00:13:54,699 You and Ben will have the place all to yourselves, 256 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,700 so you can... hump and bump 257 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,203 and make mad passionate love 258 00:13:59,203 --> 00:14:01,205 at the top of your lungs, 259 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:03,206 without me listening through the walls. 260 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:06,710 On second thought, maybe I'll stay. 261 00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:14,220 Too late, that's the limo. 262 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:21,724 Come on up, Georgie. 263 00:14:22,225 --> 00:14:24,726 God, I got to remember not to act like a shopgirl. 264 00:14:24,726 --> 00:14:27,729 Don't want to embarrass him worldwide. 265 00:14:27,729 --> 00:14:29,231 Why would you embarrass him? 266 00:14:29,731 --> 00:14:31,533 Well, back in Hazelhurst, 267 00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,035 George is what we used to call refined. 268 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:36,538 And I am what we used to call a piece of thrash. 269 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:40,040 Someone like him would never associate with the likes of me. 270 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,543 Well, you're not in Hazelhurst any more, 271 00:14:42,543 --> 00:14:44,044 and George doesn't feel that way. 272 00:14:44,044 --> 00:14:47,047 I know. 273 00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:50,552 It's just... more than I ever dreamed. 274 00:14:52,552 --> 00:14:54,554 You deserve a fabulous life, Em. 275 00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:57,056 As fabulous as you. 276 00:14:57,056 --> 00:15:00,662 Oop. 277 00:15:03,162 --> 00:15:07,466 Well, hello, dream-date. 278 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:08,967 - You all packed? - Yeah. 279 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,969 Oh, wow! Let me rephrase that. 280 00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:12,471 Is there anything you haven't packed? 281 00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:17,876 Have a great trip. 282 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,378 Ah, thanks, Michael. 283 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:24,081 I'll take that, sir. 284 00:15:24,081 --> 00:15:28,586 Well, I guess... this is it. 285 00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:34,090 Um, make sure you tell the asshole super to fix the radiator. 286 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:38,595 Last winter we had to go to the bathroom in parkas. 287 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:42,098 Oh and, uh, make sure he repaints in the spring. 288 00:15:42,098 --> 00:15:43,900 Although he's only been promising for, like... 289 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,704 two years. 290 00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:51,006 Okay. 291 00:15:51,006 --> 00:15:54,510 Mmm, I'm, uh... 292 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,513 really going to miss you. 293 00:15:58,013 --> 00:15:59,114 You know, I, uh, hate to interrupt this, 294 00:15:59,114 --> 00:16:04,118 but, uh, we got a plane to catch. 295 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,621 I'll, uh, I'll send you postcards, 296 00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,022 from Rio and... 297 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:11,025 Positano and, uh, oh! Ah, Beijing. 298 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,026 Oh. 299 00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:14,529 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 300 00:16:14,529 --> 00:16:13,020 It's just for the weekend 300 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,531 so that I can finish a project. 301 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:19,032 Maybe you don't understand something. 302 00:16:19,032 --> 00:16:20,534 This isn't a party. This is a business. 303 00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:23,026 I need to be able to depend on my employees 304 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:24,037 to show up on time, 305 00:16:24,037 --> 00:16:25,539 - do their job... - If I don't, 306 00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:28,542 my professor said he's going to fail me. 307 00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,043 I feel for you, kiddo, I really do. 308 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:35,548 Right. 309 00:16:35,548 --> 00:16:36,549 I'll tell you what. 310 00:16:36,549 --> 00:16:39,051 Just this once, I'll let you off. 311 00:16:39,051 --> 00:16:42,555 Oh, thanks, Sap. Uh, Gary. 312 00:16:42,555 --> 00:16:45,557 But... 313 00:16:45,557 --> 00:16:49,060 I want you to do me a little favour. 314 00:17:07,077 --> 00:17:10,581 That's not bad. 315 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:14,083 - Thanks. - Maybe we'll even hang it. 316 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,585 Really? 317 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:19,088 Then you can tell everybody you're hung. 318 00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:22,091 I already do. 319 00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:24,093 So how did you get the night off? 320 00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:26,595 I told the boss I had to finish a project. 321 00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:29,598 That was easy. 322 00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:33,101 I told you I could handle it. 323 00:17:33,101 --> 00:17:37,606 - Ow. - Smart ass. 324 00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:41,108 In fact, he said I could have the whole weekend if I just went 325 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,710 to some after-hours party at his house. 326 00:17:42,710 --> 00:17:45,212 For what? 327 00:17:45,212 --> 00:17:49,517 He wants some pretty boys there for decoration. 328 00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:51,519 - Who else is going to be there? - How should I know? 329 00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,521 His friends. 330 00:17:53,521 --> 00:17:55,522 I can imagine what kind of friends he has. 331 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:57,513 And I can guess what kind of party he's having. 332 00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,125 That guy's a fucking sleaze. 333 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,728 You don't know him. 334 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:07,534 I know how you got to dance on the bar. 335 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,535 I let him blow me. 336 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:15,841 Big deal. 337 00:18:15,841 --> 00:18:17,342 I'll give you $5,000. 338 00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:19,845 What for? 339 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:22,548 That drawing. 340 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:27,351 It's not for sale. 341 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:30,358 No. Just you. 342 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:36,260 We're almost there. 343 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,762 Don't open your eyes. I'm still putting on your mascara. 344 00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:41,264 I don't know what all the fuss is about. 345 00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:43,767 Horvath knows what I look like. 346 00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,769 It's not for Horvath. 347 00:18:45,769 --> 00:18:47,270 It's for you. 348 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,272 Well, I know what I look like too. 349 00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:54,777 Okay, ready? Open up. 350 00:18:55,277 --> 00:19:00,783 Holy shit. 351 00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:02,785 I look nice. 352 00:19:02,785 --> 00:19:04,286 Nicer than nice. 353 00:19:04,286 --> 00:19:08,289 You look like a princess. 354 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:10,291 Well, it's better than looking like the queen mother. 355 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,796 Oh, Christ. 356 00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:17,298 - It must be him. - Don't be nervous. 357 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,000 I'm not nervous. 358 00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,503 I've got everything under control. 359 00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:25,005 Oh, hey, the... the... the front door is that way. 360 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:28,718 Oh, yeah. Okay. 361 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:39,719 Hi. 362 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:43,222 You look, uh... you look, uh... 363 00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:45,725 Are the words you're searching for, "like a princess"? 364 00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:47,726 I was going to say "not bad". 365 00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:50,529 That'll do. 366 00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:51,229 Oh, come on in. 367 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,332 Thanks. 368 00:19:54,332 --> 00:19:55,834 Um, this is Lindsay 369 00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:56,935 - and Melanie. - Hi. 370 00:19:56,935 --> 00:19:59,437 - They're lesbians. - That's nice. 371 00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:01,438 And this is Detective... 372 00:20:01,539 --> 00:20:03,240 - Horvath. - Carl. 373 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,242 Hey, Carl. Nice to meet you. 374 00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:07,244 Well, we'll be on our way. 375 00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:08,846 Have fun. 376 00:20:08,846 --> 00:20:11,348 Yeah, have a nice night, 377 00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,349 evening. 378 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:14,853 Bye. 379 00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,354 Yeah, Ben's still working on his book, 380 00:20:18,354 --> 00:20:19,856 so I figured I'd come down here, 381 00:20:19,856 --> 00:20:21,357 have dinner with you and mom, 382 00:20:21,357 --> 00:20:23,860 try a little diplomacy. 383 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,862 Well, if you mean about you and him, forget it. 384 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:28,854 She's dug her high heels in and she's not budging. 385 00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:31,867 - It's still worth a try. - Not tonight. 386 00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,869 She's got a date. 387 00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:38,373 With a man? 388 00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:40,876 Of course with a man. 389 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:45,379 Why should she be any different from us? 390 00:20:45,379 --> 00:20:47,381 Wait, is that him? That detective? 391 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:49,884 I always thought detectives were sexy. 392 00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,886 Hercule Poirot with that little mustache. 393 00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,388 Columbo in that rumpled trench coat. 394 00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:56,891 I thought she said he was a real homophobe. 395 00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:58,191 Hi, sweetheart. 396 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,193 Carl, you remember my son Michael. 397 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,695 - Sure. - And my brother Vic. 398 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,697 - Vic. - Hi. 399 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,699 Mike, how're you doing? 400 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,801 Fine. 401 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:09,803 Well, we're off. 402 00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:12,805 Allow me. 403 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,808 Thank you. 404 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:21,113 There you go. 405 00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:32,323 I'll have some of the brie... 406 00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:36,327 Please, and, uh, oh, the... the Tarte au Chocolat, 407 00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:38,329 and... and, uh, and the creme brulee. 408 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:42,332 And, uh, and don't be stingy with the champagne. 409 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:46,136 You've been eating since we took off. 410 00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:48,628 Well, it's my first time in first class. 411 00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:51,641 I, uh, I want to make sure I get your money's worth. 412 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:01,150 Listen. 413 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:03,152 - What? - If you're very quiet, 414 00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:06,155 you can almost hear them moo. 415 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:08,657 - Who? - The cattle in coach. 416 00:22:08,657 --> 00:22:10,558 Oh. 417 00:22:10,558 --> 00:22:12,560 I know. I used to be one of the herd. 418 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,562 But now I am finally on the other side of the curtain, 419 00:22:14,562 --> 00:22:17,565 and it's a whole new world. 420 00:22:17,565 --> 00:22:21,069 Well from now on, I hope the world will be a whole new world. 421 00:22:21,369 --> 00:22:22,369 Hmmm. 422 00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:24,371 It will be... 423 00:22:24,371 --> 00:22:26,674 'cause I'm with you. 424 00:22:27,174 --> 00:22:28,676 Would you find it terribly tedious 425 00:22:28,676 --> 00:22:31,178 if I told you how marvellous you are? 426 00:22:31,178 --> 00:22:32,680 How much you mean to me? 427 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,382 I will try to endure it. 428 00:22:36,382 --> 00:22:41,387 I tell you, Emmett, no one's ever given me such pleasure. 429 00:22:41,387 --> 00:22:44,390 I can hardly wait to make love at every destination. 430 00:22:45,892 --> 00:22:48,394 Yeah, at Machu Picchu. 431 00:22:48,394 --> 00:22:50,896 In a gondola in Venice. 432 00:22:50,896 --> 00:22:52,898 On The Great Wall of China. 433 00:22:52,898 --> 00:22:58,904 I wonder if there's a 3000-year-old glory hole? 434 00:22:58,904 --> 00:23:02,407 I wish we could do it right now. 435 00:23:02,407 --> 00:23:04,909 Why not? 436 00:23:05,409 --> 00:23:07,912 Haven't you ever heard of the mile high club? 437 00:23:07,912 --> 00:23:11,415 Honey, it's why Wilbur and Orville invented aviation. 438 00:23:11,415 --> 00:23:13,918 You go in the little boys' room first. 439 00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,920 Then when no one's looking, 440 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,422 I'll slip in and, uh... 441 00:23:24,928 --> 00:23:27,236 Okay. 442 00:24:02,262 --> 00:24:03,753 I didn't know you had children. 443 00:24:03,764 --> 00:24:05,766 Yeah, two. 444 00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:07,267 My son, Carl Junior, 445 00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:10,771 he's in the air force, stationed in Germany. 446 00:24:10,771 --> 00:24:11,772 He's got a couple of little ones. 447 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:13,273 Very nice. 448 00:24:13,273 --> 00:24:17,276 My, uh, daughter Vicki. 449 00:24:17,777 --> 00:24:19,779 Named after her mom, god rest her soul. 450 00:24:19,779 --> 00:24:21,280 She's in Salt Lake. 451 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,782 She's a music teacher. 452 00:24:23,282 --> 00:24:24,283 Married? 453 00:24:24,283 --> 00:24:26,285 Uh-huh. To a black guy. 454 00:24:26,285 --> 00:24:28,287 Oh. 455 00:24:28,287 --> 00:24:29,788 Don't get the wrong idea. 456 00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:31,790 Did you hear me say a word? 457 00:24:31,790 --> 00:24:35,794 He's nice enough. He's a lawyer. 458 00:24:35,794 --> 00:24:37,785 - Successful. - But you don't like it. 459 00:24:37,796 --> 00:24:40,298 Well, I'm working on it. 460 00:24:40,298 --> 00:24:42,400 Big of you. 461 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,902 You got enough there? 462 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:46,904 Plenty. 463 00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,405 I just don't get why she'd... 464 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,907 want to go make her life more difficult. 465 00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:53,410 I tried talking to her but... 466 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,412 Yeah, well, you can't dictate to your kids 467 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,914 about how to live their life or who to love. 468 00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:01,417 And the more you do, the worse it gets. 469 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,219 Sounds like we're, uh... 470 00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:07,223 talking from personal experience here. 471 00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:12,227 My son's seeing somebody who's HIV-Positive. 472 00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:13,728 Holy shit. 473 00:25:13,728 --> 00:25:15,730 That's what I said. 474 00:25:16,231 --> 00:25:19,234 But try talking to him and he'll bite your head off. 475 00:25:19,234 --> 00:25:22,737 Well, I guess it's like you say... 476 00:25:23,238 --> 00:25:25,239 It's none of our business. 477 00:25:25,239 --> 00:25:28,242 We're just the poor suckers who brought them into the world. 478 00:25:28,742 --> 00:25:30,244 I worry for her though, you know. 479 00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:32,746 For the kids they might have. 480 00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:34,849 Hmmm. 481 00:25:34,849 --> 00:25:36,350 I worry too... 482 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:38,853 for my kid's life. 483 00:25:38,853 --> 00:25:40,353 So I'm an ogre. 484 00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:43,857 A damn pretty one. 485 00:25:43,857 --> 00:25:46,359 Don't try to sweet-talk me. 486 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,362 What? Can't you take a compliment? 487 00:25:49,362 --> 00:25:50,853 It's been so long since I've had one, 488 00:25:50,864 --> 00:25:52,365 I wouldn't know what to do with it. 489 00:25:52,365 --> 00:25:55,378 You savour it, like this. 490 00:26:13,684 --> 00:26:15,686 Ah, it's pretty tight in here. 491 00:26:15,686 --> 00:26:17,895 Thank you. 492 00:26:26,897 --> 00:26:28,398 Ladies and gentlemen, 493 00:26:28,398 --> 00:26:30,400 we're experiencing a little turbulence. 494 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,902 Them too? 495 00:26:31,902 --> 00:26:33,403 The captain has turned on the overhead seat belt sign 496 00:26:33,403 --> 00:26:35,905 and requests that you please return to your seat. 497 00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:38,407 Sorry, my seat's taken. 498 00:26:43,913 --> 00:26:46,916 We don't want the steward hearing and bursting in, 499 00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:49,418 although he was kind of cute. 500 00:26:58,726 --> 00:27:01,730 That sounded like a good one. 501 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,235 You all right, George? 502 00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:13,340 George? 503 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:17,444 George? 504 00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:20,446 Oh, my God. Geor... 505 00:27:20,947 --> 00:27:23,950 Oh, my God. 506 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:25,952 Geor... George, are you... 507 00:27:25,952 --> 00:27:27,453 Oh my God. 508 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,764 Somebody help us. 509 00:27:40,265 --> 00:27:41,266 George... God. 510 00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,268 Somebody... 511 00:27:43,268 --> 00:27:44,269 Somebody! 512 00:27:44,269 --> 00:27:46,770 Somebody help us, please! 513 00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:49,783 God... 514 00:27:59,683 --> 00:28:00,683 well, what do you know? 515 00:28:00,683 --> 00:28:03,186 You waiting up for me? 516 00:28:03,186 --> 00:28:04,387 It's after midnight. 517 00:28:04,587 --> 00:28:06,589 Gonna ground me? 518 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:08,891 You're drunk. 519 00:28:08,891 --> 00:28:10,393 I've had a couple of glasses of wine 520 00:28:10,893 --> 00:28:13,396 and a very nice time, in case you're interested. 521 00:28:13,396 --> 00:28:15,797 With that homophobic prick? 522 00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:17,799 He's not a homophobic prick. 523 00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:20,802 Okay, so now what is he? 524 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:23,294 He's a 55-year-old straight guy 525 00:28:23,305 --> 00:28:26,308 with 55-year-old straight guy attitudes 526 00:28:26,308 --> 00:28:27,809 who needs his eyes opened. 527 00:28:27,809 --> 00:28:29,810 He's not the only one. 528 00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:31,612 For a free meal and a little attention, 529 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,314 You're willing to overlook everything you believe in? 530 00:28:33,314 --> 00:28:35,816 You don't know him, Michael. 531 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:38,308 - Neither do you. - Well, I'd like to. 532 00:28:38,319 --> 00:28:39,320 And if you don't approve, 533 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,821 then I suggest you follow your own advice 534 00:28:40,821 --> 00:28:43,323 when I said I didn't want you seeing Ben, 535 00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:46,328 and mind your own fucking business. 536 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,830 You know, you might try remembering all the years 537 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:53,333 that I raised you and looked after your Uncle Vic, 538 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,835 without ever taking a minute for myself. 539 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,336 And now, for the first time, 540 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,838 a guy asks me out in... 541 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:02,841 I can't even remember how long, 542 00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:06,843 and you have a problem instead of being happy for me. 543 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,547 What, happy you're so fucking desperate 544 00:29:08,557 --> 00:29:12,861 you'll go out with anyone? 545 00:29:35,972 --> 00:29:37,974 Hey, save some for others... 546 00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:54,389 Hi, guy. 547 00:30:00,895 --> 00:30:03,898 - Cool place, huh? - Yeah. 548 00:30:03,898 --> 00:30:06,401 Cool. 549 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:25,418 Want some? 550 00:30:25,418 --> 00:30:26,419 No, thanks. 551 00:30:26,419 --> 00:30:29,422 Come on, loosen up, relax. 552 00:30:35,927 --> 00:30:39,028 - Why don't you take your shirt off? - What for? 553 00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:44,533 - It's why you're here, remember? - Decoration. 554 00:30:44,536 --> 00:30:45,537 That was the deal. 555 00:30:52,143 --> 00:30:54,645 That's better. 556 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,647 Our little friend here 557 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,149 looks like he could use a drink. 558 00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,651 Why don't we, uh, offer him something? 559 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,653 Later. 560 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,163 Go ahead. It's great shit. 561 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:32,680 Oh, what's the matter, too strong? 562 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,782 What have we here? 563 00:31:34,782 --> 00:31:35,783 Yeah. 564 00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:46,793 I mean, Michael's got Ben... 565 00:31:46,793 --> 00:31:50,787 you've got Justin. 566 00:31:50,797 --> 00:31:53,500 Even Emmett has George, for Christ's sake. 567 00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:57,304 How come everybody's got someone except me? 568 00:31:57,304 --> 00:31:59,306 The reason you don't have a boyfriend is because... 569 00:31:59,306 --> 00:32:01,307 you don't want one. 570 00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:03,309 I don't? 571 00:32:03,309 --> 00:32:05,611 If you had one, it would challenge 572 00:32:05,621 --> 00:32:07,813 the well-established opinion you have of yourself 573 00:32:07,813 --> 00:32:10,816 as a worthless sack of shit that nobody wants. 574 00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:14,319 Therefore, you go after guys you know will reject you, 575 00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:18,323 then you stand around here and bitch like a high school girl, 576 00:32:18,323 --> 00:32:21,326 when in fact you've gotten exactly what you want, 577 00:32:21,326 --> 00:32:24,334 mainly... nothing. 578 00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:35,228 Well, thank you, Dr. Kinney. You've saved me years of therapy 579 00:32:35,238 --> 00:32:38,342 not to mention several thousand dollars. 580 00:32:38,842 --> 00:32:41,345 She hit me. My mother fucking hit me. 581 00:32:41,345 --> 00:32:42,745 She's always hitting you. 582 00:32:42,745 --> 00:32:44,536 That's how she shows her affection. 583 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:46,048 I mean for real. 584 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,539 Well, what did Mikey do? 585 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:52,555 I don't want to talk about it. 586 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:55,458 I told her she was pathetic for dating that fag-hating cop. 587 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:56,458 You know, if she keeps this up, 588 00:32:56,468 --> 00:32:58,460 we're going to have to take her honorary queer button away. 589 00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:01,263 Where are her values? Her principles? 590 00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:02,764 You know how it is when you want cock. 591 00:33:02,764 --> 00:33:05,767 They're the first things to go. 592 00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,570 Come on, let's get out of here. 593 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:12,573 Little Mikey's jealous. 594 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,074 Little Mikey's jealous. 595 00:33:14,074 --> 00:33:16,076 Would you shut the fuck up? 596 00:33:16,076 --> 00:33:19,079 What are you talking about? 597 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:21,081 Do you think they did it? 598 00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:23,083 Do you think he slipped her the big greaser? 599 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,584 How about some music? 600 00:33:24,684 --> 00:33:28,688 It's just your garden-variety Oedipal thing. 601 00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:30,690 All your life you've been her little man, 602 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:33,192 and all of the sudden some big old dick pops up, 603 00:33:33,192 --> 00:33:36,195 threatens to take her away. 604 00:33:36,195 --> 00:33:37,196 And you're hurt. 605 00:33:37,697 --> 00:33:39,698 You're angry. You're mad enough to kill. 606 00:33:39,698 --> 00:33:44,192 Okay, one more word out of you and I'm throwing you out of the car. Okay? 607 00:33:44,202 --> 00:33:45,203 Even if it is yours. 608 00:33:47,205 --> 00:33:48,206 Shit. 609 00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:49,207 What now? 610 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:52,209 We're being pulled over. Fuck! 611 00:33:55,112 --> 00:33:56,113 You have anything on you? 612 00:33:56,614 --> 00:34:00,017 Yeah, 16 pounds of cocaine and 24 ounces of heroin. 613 00:34:00,017 --> 00:34:01,018 This is no time to be funny. 614 00:34:01,018 --> 00:34:04,436 Who's being funny? 615 00:34:20,436 --> 00:34:25,147 License and registration, sir. 616 00:34:32,147 --> 00:34:34,149 Are you the owner of the vehicle? 617 00:34:34,649 --> 00:34:38,753 No. He is. 618 00:34:38,753 --> 00:34:41,255 It's a wonderful evening, isn't it, officer? 619 00:34:41,756 --> 00:34:43,157 Are you aware you were speeding? 620 00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:46,650 Oh, that must be why it felt like we were going so fast. 621 00:34:46,661 --> 00:34:47,662 Michael. 622 00:34:47,662 --> 00:34:50,063 You were doing 60 in a 35-mile zone. 623 00:34:50,063 --> 00:34:51,565 Wow, what do you know? Math. 624 00:34:51,565 --> 00:34:53,567 Give the officer a jelly doughnut. 625 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:55,068 Excuse me, sir? 626 00:34:55,068 --> 00:34:57,070 Look, don't you have anything useful to do, 627 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:59,562 like... arrest a murderer? 628 00:34:59,573 --> 00:35:00,574 Jesus, what the hell are you doing? 629 00:35:00,574 --> 00:35:02,575 Do you have a problem with police officers, sir? 630 00:35:02,575 --> 00:35:06,976 - Only ones that are boffing his mother. - Shut up, asshole. 631 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:08,981 Just give me the goddamn ticket. 632 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:09,982 Oh, now he's done it. 633 00:35:10,383 --> 00:35:11,884 Get out of the car, sir. 634 00:35:11,884 --> 00:35:13,886 Now we're going to get arrested. 635 00:35:14,387 --> 00:35:15,888 What now? So you can work me over? 636 00:35:15,888 --> 00:35:17,288 Oh, now we're going to jail. 637 00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:18,790 You too. Put your hands on the car. 638 00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,692 - What did we do? - I said out. 639 00:35:22,994 --> 00:35:27,495 Officer, I'd be more than happy to drive these two gentlemen home. 640 00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:39,910 It's show time. 641 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:12,140 Hmm. 642 00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:14,141 You look kind of thirsty. 643 00:36:14,141 --> 00:36:19,647 - Have a sip. - Thanks. 644 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:22,650 You haven't seen my place. 645 00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:24,652 Come on, I'll show you around. 646 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:48,974 He looks like he's having a good time. 647 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,380 You ever been in a sling? 648 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,871 Oh, you'd love it. 649 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,384 Come on, why don't you give it a try? 650 00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:03,888 I don't... I don't want to. 651 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:08,192 I don't want to. 652 00:37:10,694 --> 00:37:12,195 Come on, it's just... 653 00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:13,997 I said that I don't want to! 654 00:37:19,002 --> 00:37:21,004 Shit! 655 00:37:21,004 --> 00:37:23,006 You broke one of my caps. 656 00:37:23,006 --> 00:37:24,206 I better go. I... 657 00:37:24,206 --> 00:37:25,207 Fucker. 658 00:37:25,508 --> 00:37:27,009 Do you know how much these cost me? 659 00:37:27,009 --> 00:37:28,010 I gotta go. 660 00:37:28,511 --> 00:37:31,602 You're goddamn right. And don't bother coming back to work. 661 00:37:31,614 --> 00:37:33,115 - God... - You okay, Gary? 662 00:37:40,822 --> 00:37:43,324 It, uh... 663 00:37:43,825 --> 00:37:44,826 it appears the gentleman 664 00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:47,328 suffered a massive myocardial infarction, 665 00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:52,332 a heart attack, uh... brought on by, uh... 666 00:37:52,332 --> 00:37:54,835 overexertion. 667 00:37:54,835 --> 00:37:57,829 Well... thank you, doctor. 668 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,333 Lucky to have a heart specialist on board. 669 00:38:03,343 --> 00:38:07,336 Uh... actually, um, I'm a doctor of economics. 670 00:38:07,346 --> 00:38:11,851 But, uh, the same thing happened to my uncle. 671 00:38:11,851 --> 00:38:12,063 What a way to go. 672 00:38:25,063 --> 00:38:28,567 Is there anything I can get you? 673 00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,068 A drink. 674 00:38:30,068 --> 00:38:34,071 I could really use a drink. 675 00:38:34,071 --> 00:38:35,072 Over ice? 676 00:38:35,072 --> 00:38:37,074 Won't be necessary. 677 00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:39,076 Thanks. 678 00:38:41,078 --> 00:38:42,580 Um, do you, uh... 679 00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:43,581 do you mind if I stay up here? 680 00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:45,583 I don't want to leave him alone. 681 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,584 Make yourself comfortable. 682 00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:49,586 If you need anything, just holler. I'll... 683 00:38:49,586 --> 00:38:52,596 fetch it for you. 684 00:39:00,396 --> 00:39:05,402 Hear that, George? 685 00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:10,906 He recognized me. 686 00:39:10,906 --> 00:39:12,407 I guess, uh... 687 00:39:12,407 --> 00:39:16,415 I guess stardom sometimes has its advantages. 688 00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:24,420 So, here we are, honey. 689 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:29,923 Flying around somewhere between... 690 00:39:29,923 --> 00:39:32,425 Heaven and Earth... 691 00:39:32,425 --> 00:39:35,434 lost in the stars. 692 00:39:44,937 --> 00:39:47,439 I'm so disappointed. 693 00:39:47,439 --> 00:39:49,931 I know, I fucked up. 694 00:39:49,942 --> 00:39:51,944 I don't mean that. 695 00:39:51,944 --> 00:39:54,436 All the porno flicks I've seen that take place in prison 696 00:39:54,446 --> 00:39:57,939 always show these hot criminal types in heavy man-on-man action. 697 00:39:57,950 --> 00:39:59,450 Nothing like this. 698 00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:04,455 You're not exactly what I was hoping for either. 699 00:40:06,457 --> 00:40:09,959 I wonder who I have to blow around here 5o get a triple non-Fat latte? 700 00:40:13,964 --> 00:40:15,465 Hmm, if you say so. 701 00:40:15,465 --> 00:40:18,969 Okay, gentlemen. 702 00:40:18,969 --> 00:40:23,473 Free to go. 703 00:40:23,974 --> 00:40:25,475 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 704 00:40:25,475 --> 00:40:30,476 You know, your housekeeping staff deserves a thrashing. 705 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:36,088 A word? 706 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:41,589 If you got a problem, talk to me about it 707 00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:44,092 instead of taking it out on the officer who pulled you over. 708 00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:49,086 You're a homophobic bigot and I want you to stay away from my mother. 709 00:40:49,097 --> 00:40:50,598 Thanks for being forthright. 710 00:40:50,598 --> 00:40:54,102 May I be the same? 711 00:40:54,601 --> 00:40:56,103 I don't hate gays. 712 00:40:56,603 --> 00:40:59,106 I just don't get it. 713 00:40:59,106 --> 00:41:00,607 But then you could say the same thing about me, 714 00:41:00,607 --> 00:41:02,109 so we're even. 715 00:41:02,109 --> 00:41:04,111 As for your mother... 716 00:41:04,111 --> 00:41:06,613 she's a very nice lady. 717 00:41:06,613 --> 00:41:08,914 Big heart, big personality, big mouth. 718 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:10,616 Call me crazy, but I like that. 719 00:41:10,616 --> 00:41:15,621 And she sure as hell loves you. 720 00:41:15,621 --> 00:41:20,126 Go pay your speeding ticket at the front desk. 721 00:41:20,126 --> 00:41:26,128 There'll be no record of your night in the slammer for you or your friends. 722 00:41:38,142 --> 00:41:40,154 Thanks. 723 00:41:50,154 --> 00:41:55,058 Mother? Mom? 724 00:41:55,058 --> 00:41:56,059 Yes? 725 00:41:56,059 --> 00:41:58,061 Can we order, please? 726 00:41:58,561 --> 00:41:59,562 You look like shit. 727 00:41:59,562 --> 00:42:02,265 Thank you. 728 00:42:02,265 --> 00:42:03,767 What do you want? 729 00:42:03,867 --> 00:42:05,868 Two eggs over easy, bacon, raisin toast 730 00:42:05,868 --> 00:42:09,071 And to say I'm sorry. 731 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:11,573 How about you? 732 00:42:11,573 --> 00:42:17,079 Uh, wheaties. 733 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:19,080 Mom, did you hear what I said? 734 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,083 Two eggs over easy, bacon, raisin toast. 735 00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,585 I meant the sorry part. I said I'm sorry. 736 00:42:24,585 --> 00:42:27,077 Like you were ordering something off a menu. 737 00:42:27,088 --> 00:42:29,580 And you expect me to serve you up a nice plate of... 738 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,193 forgiveness. 739 00:42:32,193 --> 00:42:35,896 Just like that. 740 00:42:35,896 --> 00:42:38,398 I think I should leave and let you two work this out. 741 00:42:38,398 --> 00:42:41,905 Stay. 742 00:42:45,405 --> 00:42:48,908 I had no right to judge Detective Horvath without knowing him. 743 00:42:48,908 --> 00:42:54,413 And I had no right saying the things to you that I said. 744 00:42:54,413 --> 00:42:57,416 You're entitled to date whoever you want. 745 00:42:57,416 --> 00:42:59,418 You're goddamn right I am. 746 00:42:59,418 --> 00:43:02,420 Right. 747 00:43:02,921 --> 00:43:05,936 But then, so am I. 748 00:43:19,436 --> 00:43:24,942 Your cereal's coming right up, Ben. 749 00:43:24,942 --> 00:43:27,456 Thank you. 750 00:43:56,872 --> 00:43:59,373 What happened to you last night? 751 00:43:59,373 --> 00:44:01,876 Don't ask. 752 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,880 We have an arrangement. 753 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,384 Home by 3:00, or my balls turn into pumpkins. 754 00:44:10,885 --> 00:44:14,892 Believe me, you didn't miss a thing. 755 00:44:18,892 --> 00:44:20,393 How was the party? 756 00:44:20,894 --> 00:44:23,386 Oh, incredibly tedious. 757 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:24,397 I left early. 758 00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:27,900 Bet the Sap didn't like that. 759 00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,402 Fuck the Sap. 760 00:44:30,903 --> 00:44:32,905 Anyway... 761 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:37,609 I quit. 762 00:44:37,609 --> 00:44:39,111 I decided that... 763 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:41,612 working all night and going to school during the day 764 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:46,317 was counterproductive to my goals. 765 00:44:46,317 --> 00:44:48,319 I need to prioritize, 766 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:50,821 concentrate on my art. 767 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:53,324 So... 768 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:55,325 I'd like to take you up on your offer... 769 00:44:55,825 --> 00:44:59,829 if it still stands. 770 00:44:59,829 --> 00:45:02,834 It still stands. 771 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:08,337 We'll need to discuss the terms of the loan... 772 00:45:08,337 --> 00:45:12,341 interest, repayment schedule. 773 00:45:12,341 --> 00:45:15,844 And we should have something in writing. 774 00:45:15,844 --> 00:45:17,852 Of course. 775 00:45:24,352 --> 00:45:26,852 So, what made you change your mind? 776 00:45:28,352 --> 00:45:32,352 A man needs to know when to ask for help.