1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,160 Okay, I got a bunch. I got games to play with your lover in bed, a thousand and 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:10,320 one erotic nights, and keep your pants on a beginner's guide to tantric sex. 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,100 What? I made that one up. 4 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:16,600 Dermot, Dermot, Dermot, you know, there's probably an even better 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,960 books like this online. 6 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,660 Honey, we are married adults. We have sex. 7 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,460 Nothing to be embarrassed about. Come on. 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,860 The Collector's Guide to Model Railroads and Cooking for One. Are you seeing a 9 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,040 connection here, Casey Jones? 10 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:37,620 He's trying to help. 11 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:44,980 Marlene, when did you start working here? Hmm, shortly after your husband 12 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:47,660 me and my life spiraled down into minimum wage hell. 13 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,600 Very interesting selection. 14 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:54,160 Just casual reading or a cry for help. 15 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,960 Gan. 16 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,760 Newsflash. You're not the boss of me anymore. 17 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:02,940 Dylan is. 18 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:06,880 That'll be $63 .21. 19 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,500 You carry loose checks in your purse? How do you keep track? 20 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,340 If it's over $100, I write it down on my hand. 21 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:18,260 Oh, my God, I hope that's a phone number. 22 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:21,840 I'm going to need to see your driver's license. 23 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,240 Don't look at the photo. I was eating a jawbreaker. 24 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:26,940 You know, this is expired. 25 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,560 How could you let your life expire? 26 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,500 It's not something you do, Greg. It just happened. 27 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,620 Well, it's just a little irresponsible. 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,000 Well, with sweet talk like that, no wonder you need the books. Here you go. 29 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,520 Let me know how they work out. We will. 30 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:46,260 No, we won't. 31 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:49,740 My prayers are with you. 32 00:02:09,119 --> 00:02:10,660 Pretend roadways are most slippery. 33 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Oh. Dharma. 34 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:14,040 True? It's multiple choice. 35 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,520 Okay, then B. 36 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,080 Teeth or no teeth? 37 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:26,420 It's a driver's license. I know, and I've never taken a good one. Dharma, you 38 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:29,460 know, most people study for their DMV test. Most people balance their 39 00:02:29,460 --> 00:02:31,340 checkbooks. Most people carry their checkbook. 40 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,780 Make it small first. Where else am I supposed to put my harmonica? 41 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,340 I just don't know how you're going to pass. 42 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,560 Oh, please. 43 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:50,530 We're ready to take the test. Ah, see? 44 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:52,050 He thinks I'm ready. 45 00:02:54,290 --> 00:02:55,890 Excuse me, I have a question. Just a minute. 46 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:02,010 May I help you? Yes. Question seven on the sample test about posted speed 47 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:04,730 doesn't take into account the California basic speed law. 48 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:06,370 Sir, this is renewals. 49 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,720 meaningless piddly crap is line four. 50 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,140 This isn't piddly crap. 51 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:16,960 By suggesting that that's the right answer, you're encouraging people to act 52 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,080 a way which may pose a danger to others on the highway. 53 00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,140 You're right. I'm sorry. 54 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:25,120 Starting tomorrow, we'll institute a recall of every driver's license that's 55 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,840 ever been issued in the state of California, and you'll be receiving a 56 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,840 little badge. 57 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,860 Done. Did you check your answers? 58 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,400 That's what this guy's doing. 59 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:37,540 You passed. 60 00:03:37,580 --> 00:03:39,320 I didn't even study. 61 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:42,400 You'll be receiving your permanent license in the mail. 62 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,740 What are you doing with that? 63 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:48,600 I'm going to keep it in a safe place. I'm going to put it in my harmonica 64 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,500 Oh, my God. 65 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,500 What's wrong? 66 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,700 I just remembered that Larry wanted to put the van up on blocks. 67 00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,520 Does he need a special form for that? 68 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,440 Of course. Form 535, non -operation of a motor vehicle. 69 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,940 Great. Could you go get me one? 70 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,599 Uh, sure. 71 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Hey. 72 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:12,180 Excuse me. Was I wearing a diamond ring when I came in here? Let me check my 73 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,340 diary. I usually write that kind of thing down. 74 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:19,160 Oh, your masking pain was sarcasm. I'm sorry I don't have time to help. 75 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:24,400 Excuse me. Did you see a ring over here with a diamond? 76 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,780 It's kind of heirloomy looking because it is an heirloom. 77 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,120 So I didn't know when I got it, and if I lose it now, it's... It's going to make 78 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,640 me look really irresponsible to some people like this guy. 79 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:38,460 Hey, what's going on? 80 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,000 I'm just talking fashion with this guy. 81 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:46,420 It's a really cool hat. I have one like it, but you, it's so much better. 82 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,860 Hi. Hi. 83 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,560 Hi. Where's Janet? 84 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,680 I don't know. I'm a temp. 85 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:58,400 Well, I'm Greg's wife. 86 00:04:58,740 --> 00:04:59,740 Permanent. 87 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,680 I need you to do something for me that might seem a little weird. 88 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,620 Well, I don't think I should. 89 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,200 I'm a temp. 90 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,420 It's no big deal. It's just I lost my engagement ring, and I've been freaking 91 00:05:11,420 --> 00:05:13,980 out about it all day long, but I'm pretty sure I know where it is now. Greg 92 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,320 I kind of got busy in his office last night. It's got to be in there. 93 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,880 Okay. Okay, so I just need you to make up some kind of bogus meeting to get him 94 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,900 out of there so that I can go in there and look in the couch and on the desk 95 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,060 in the corner behind the plant. 96 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,280 I said it would just be phones and light filing. 97 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:33,840 Uh, so as soon as that's done, we'll set up a teleconference with their CFO. 98 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:35,500 Okay, and I'll drop over my proposal. 99 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,440 Terrific. Hi. Hey, listen, Gretchen, if you wanted to work on that proposal 100 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,040 together, maybe we could do it over at my place, over some drinks. 101 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:44,380 I don't think so, Pete. 102 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,220 I'm getting somewhere. She didn't call me Phil. 103 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,000 You know, Pete, I think drinks at your place is a little much. Why don't you 104 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,440 just ask her to have coffee with you? 105 00:05:57,110 --> 00:05:59,810 How is that going to impair her judgment enough to sleep with me? 106 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,850 Hey, so did you come by just to say hi? 107 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,730 No, I came by to see if you wanted to get a cup of coffee. 108 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:10,910 But it turns out that you have a very important meeting to go to. 109 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,290 They need you on the eighth floor right away. 110 00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,050 I'll just wait in your office. 111 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:21,670 We don't have offices on the eighth floor. I think it's a travel agency or a 112 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:22,670 dentist's office. 113 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,990 Yeah, they said you know what it's about. 114 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,500 Who did? 115 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:29,640 The travel agent. 116 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,260 And the dentist. 117 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,880 I don't think I have a meeting. Do you want to go get that cup of coffee? 118 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,980 who has time for coffee? I have to go to the supermarket and the co -op and the 119 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:44,440 You Wash Doggy place. Yes, the You Wash Doggy place. 120 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,260 Do you know what that was about? 121 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:58,370 with you being this concerned about a material object. 122 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:00,710 Abby, it's not the object. It's what it represents. 123 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:03,670 I'm sorry. We're looking for what a ring represents. 124 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:08,970 Good point, honey. It's a ring. It's just a symbol of your commitment to your 125 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:09,970 life partner. 126 00:07:10,070 --> 00:07:13,630 When you have it, when you don't, it symbolizes an irresponsible wife who 127 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:15,190 her license expire and loses jewelry. 128 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:19,290 That's why Abby and I planted a tree together. You can almost always find a 129 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:20,290 tree. 130 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:23,230 Honey, I'm sure Greg's gonna understand. 131 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,720 Abby, maybe... Maybe he will, but the ring is an heirloom from Kitty, who got 132 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,620 from her mother, who gave it to her in lieu of kindness and warmth. 133 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:34,659 That's Greg. 134 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:35,660 Act cool. 135 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:39,440 Larry? Larry? 136 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,760 What are you doing? 137 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,520 You're right. That's a different deal. 138 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,580 Hey, Pete, Greg's not here. 139 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:51,920 No, I want to talk to you. Well, now's not a good time. 140 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,160 Well, this won't take long. 141 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:56,650 You were right about asking Gretchen out for coffee. It worked like a charm. 142 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,650 Now, how do I get her to go for the whole heat gelato? 143 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,310 Can I possibly call you with that later? 144 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:06,530 Well, no. Later I'll be having coffee with her, and the only thing I know to 145 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:09,170 that works is, will you have coffee with me? And that would be a little awkward 146 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:10,170 at that point. 147 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:12,150 Hang on. I got something for you. 148 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:19,150 Oh, you met a woman. 149 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,480 I don't want to get all sentimental. 150 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,560 God, is she hot? 151 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,760 This stuff's good. A little salty, a little sweet. 152 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:32,879 What is it? 153 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:34,059 Stuff we found on the couch. 154 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:37,020 Not bad. 155 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:42,240 Inside this notebook is everything women are looking for in a guy. 156 00:08:42,539 --> 00:08:43,539 Wow, really? 157 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:47,340 You don't have it on tape. I'm not much of a reader. Don't, don't. 158 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,520 What did you give him? 159 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,120 for the ring. I found a silly list that me and some friends made when we were 160 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,860 12. It was our idea of the perfect boy. You know, polite, funny, doesn't throw 161 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:00,860 rocks at you. 162 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,400 Honey, how is that going to help? I don't know, but it's not going to hurt 163 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,920 and he's gone, so let's just keep looking. 164 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,160 I found it! I found it! 165 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,860 Oh, well, look at that. We found each other. And you know what, honey? A day 166 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,740 doesn't go by when I'm not thankful that we did. 167 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,920 Come on, let's get back to bed. What were you doing on the fire escape? 168 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:38,960 I was on the roof. 169 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,100 I left my engagement ring on the roof. 170 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,140 You lost my mother's family ring? No, Greg, this is not a lost ring. This 171 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,140 here, they found ring. 172 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,640 As soon as we get the tar off of it, it's going to be good as new. 173 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,320 Well, you could have told me it was missing. I would have helped you look 174 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,940 it. Would you have tied it into the whole driver's license, Dharma is 175 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:58,940 irresponsible theme? 176 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:05,480 My point here... If you would have had help looking. 177 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,620 Well, the important thing is that I found it, and I'm going to be more 178 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,620 from now on. Okay. 179 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:15,080 Okay. I'm going to balance my checkbook, and I'm not going to lose things 180 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,300 anymore. You're going to close that window? I'm going to close windows. 181 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,620 Pete, I had no idea you were so funny. 182 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,180 Well, I think a sense of humor is important for a guy. 183 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:29,030 but a mature sense of humor, you know, not turning your eyelids inside out kind 184 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,030 of thing. 185 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:32,590 Listen, I'm still early. 186 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:34,590 Do you want to stop somewhere for a drink? 187 00:10:34,890 --> 00:10:39,050 I'm not much of a drinker myself, but if that's something you'd like to do, I 188 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,410 sure won't throw rocks at you. 189 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,030 This is very, very disturbing. 190 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,310 Do you know what's going on here? 191 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:52,070 I do, and I could explain it to you, but I don't think it'd help you understand 192 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,070 because it's not helping me. 193 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,400 Beautiful bracelet. 194 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,520 That'd go nicely with those earrings you had on yesterday. 195 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,400 Oh, you noticed my earring. 196 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:02,040 It's to say I'm a boy who does his homework. 197 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,000 You know what? On the other hand, it looks like they really like each other. 198 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,020 What's the harm? 199 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,780 Well, I might throw up a very expensive dinner. 200 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,640 Oh, God, they're open. I'm going to run in and get my ring. Okay. 201 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:17,700 Stop that. 202 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,100 Really? No. 203 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:26,550 what you said to me. I said you should stop pulling me. Before that. 204 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:31,390 You gotta hear this. Tell him. I said this ring is a beautiful fake. 205 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:32,730 What? 206 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,970 I have been killing myself over a fake ring? 207 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:38,110 That can't be. Are you sure? 208 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,430 The sign says jeweler. That means I know diamonds. 209 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,630 If it said butcher, I'd know brisket. 210 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:49,010 I would never give a girl fake jewelry. 211 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:50,610 Or noogies. 212 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:58,610 Lovely surprise. 213 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,550 Shall I have Celia bring us some tea, perhaps? 214 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:05,350 No, we can't stay long. We just wanted to let you know that Dharma had her ring 215 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,350 cleaned. 216 00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:09,170 At a jeweler's. Yes. 217 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:15,110 Before you begin, may I have a moment to present my side? 218 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,129 By all means. 219 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:18,910 You gave me a fake ring. Dharma, we're letting Mother go first. 220 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:20,570 To begin with... 221 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,380 It's a very good copy. Only a jeweler can tell the difference. 222 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:27,380 Why don't we just skip ahead to the part where she doesn't trust me as far as 223 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,359 she can throw me? 224 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,360 All right. 225 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,300 If you will recall, when Gregory came to me for the ring, you had been married 226 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:38,440 for five days, having known each other for five days. Now, now, now, I 227 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,280 understand that you have grown to have a deep affection for each other and you 228 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:46,400 appear to be deeply committed to this marriage. However, at the time, I had 229 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,050 concerns. But we explained it to you, Kitty. We told you we were soulmates and 230 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:51,510 the universe meant for us to be together. 231 00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,230 Hence my disquiet. 232 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:58,710 Mother, were you ever going to say anything? Well, I intended to, but time 233 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:03,710 on and I sort of missed that window in which it would have been not awkward to 234 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:04,710 bring it up. 235 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:08,070 Such a weenie excuse, Kitty. All right, all right, all right. 236 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,770 Where's the real ring? Well, it's in a safe deposit box, so don't you think, 237 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:15,050 Dama, we'd be much more comfortable wearing this ring? Mother, you know 238 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:20,040 Greg, forget it. She doesn't trust me. I don't need this ring, and I really 239 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,860 don't need to stand here and listen to her justify why, after five years of 240 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,900 marriage to her son, she still doesn't think that I should have it. 241 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,460 Well, that was indeed awkward. 242 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,560 But I think it worked out all right. Mother. 243 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,980 Where are you going, Liebling? 244 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,400 Just go and answer the door. 245 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,960 Okay. Don't take too long. 246 00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:49,859 Oh, Greg. 247 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,660 I didn't understand your message. What's the emergency? 248 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,059 It's Gretchen. 249 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,060 Is she sick? 250 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,200 With love. 251 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,640 I haven't been out of that bedroom in two days. 252 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,220 And this is a problem? 253 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,360 I can't feel my legs, Greg. 254 00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:05,320 You've got to give him an excuse to get me out of here. 255 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,560 I have to go. My wife is very upset. 256 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,460 Oh, that won't work. She knows I'm not married. 257 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,680 Oh, hello, Greg. 258 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:14,680 Hi, Gretchen. Pete can't talk now. 259 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,940 He's very busy. 260 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,850 Now, sweetie, remember, without a little downtime, there's no uptime. 261 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,250 Oh, yes. I mean, you're right. 262 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:25,050 I'll make you a sandwich and a nice cold beer. 263 00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:29,510 Help me. 264 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,590 You know, this is all Dharma's fault. Why? 265 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:37,010 She gave me this little book of thoughts to do. You know, things like listen to 266 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,790 a girl's feelings and ask her what she thinks about it. 267 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,130 Work. Right. 268 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,760 Drink plenty of fluids and don't forget to stretch. 269 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,960 Well, the fact is, Greg, you know, it's a little bit out of my league, but I 270 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,760 could train for that. You know, I could get the hang of it. 271 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,520 It's just that now she's talking about marriage and growing old together and 272 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,560 flying me down to Dusseldorf to meet the Volks. 273 00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:01,860 You can undo this. 274 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,400 Just be yourself. Women don't like you. 275 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:06,140 Not usually. 276 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,420 Excuse us, Greg. 277 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,040 I got one more then. 278 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:17,510 Here you are, dama, and I hope you will accept my sincere apology. 279 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:19,690 I do. 280 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,930 You may now kiss the bride. 281 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:27,270 I hope you understand why I did what I did, and I know it was misguided, and I 282 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,390 trust you will forgive me. 283 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:30,650 Welcome to the family. 284 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,490 Thank you. 285 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,530 Oh, and there's more. 286 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,610 Ooh, an antique choker that's dressy, but you can still wear casual? 287 00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:43,530 Your very own safe deposit box. 288 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,480 In your name. My gift to you, completely paid for. 289 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,600 Now, if you have anything that's very valuable, you place it in here, where it 290 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,680 will be safe. You can come and visit it whenever you want. 291 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,320 During regular banking hours. 292 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,340 That's a great idea, Kitty. 293 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,180 1961 E -flat honer. Kind of rare. 294 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,840 Bye. 295 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,620 Of course, you. It seemed like you guys were doing great. 296 00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,940 I thought so, too. 297 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,320 He seemed to care about who I was, not just how I looked. 298 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,680 But then he started saying something like he wasn't himself and I was too 299 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:10,280 And I told him I didn't understand. And he said you'd be able to explain it to 300 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280 me. 301 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040 Right. 302 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,240 Listen, Gretchen, let me ask you something, okay? 303 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:20,599 If you had something that you knew was really valuable, would you wear it out 304 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:23,500 into the world or would you keep it hidden someplace safe? 305 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,750 I guess I'd wait out into the world. Yeah, but then you run the risk of 306 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:27,869 it. True. 307 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,310 So maybe it is better to keep it locked up. 308 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:33,990 Wow, I never thought of it that way. Yeah, because, you know, then you have 309 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:37,470 and no one can take it from you, and then when it's appropriate, you show it 310 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,470 off. Oops. 311 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,230 And that's how my feelings should be. 312 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:42,270 Trapped inside, waiting until the right time. 313 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,590 That makes so much sense. 314 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:45,590 Thank you. Thank you so much. 315 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,480 Yes, I'll be the tiebreaker. I think Dharma looks more like a possum. 316 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,540 I'm getting it redone. 317 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:06,140 No, Dharma, it's just a driver's license photo. You don't have to have it 318 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,320 redone. She really does. 319 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,020 There's a marvelous photographer at the DMV in Atherton. It's a bit of a drive, 320 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,560 but, oh, it's worth it. 321 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,199 Thank you. 322 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,080 Oh, Dharma, I have a meaning to tell you. I'm so delighted to see that you're 323 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,540 wearing that ring. It does no one any good locked up. 324 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:25,780 Well, and at the same time, I want you to know that I really see your point 325 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,440 about keeping it locked in a bank. 326 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,860 Nonsense! You wear it. 327 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,760 This is the fake. 328 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,980 The real one's in here, and I can't get it out. 329 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,940 My bank? Uh -huh. 330 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,000 I was going to put it in the safe deposit box, but the bank was closed, so 331 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,280 thought I'd put it in my jewelry box. My jewelry box is this Pringles can. It 332 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,860 just has that little plastic lid, you know? 333 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,540 It fills in the freshness, but not the jewelry. 334 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,160 So I thought, oh, I'll put it in the little... bank until I can get it to the 335 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,080 big bank. You know that's rusted shut. Yeah, we know that now, don't we? 336 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,500 So I took it to a locksmith and he said he'd have to use a torch and it might 337 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,520 ruin the ring. So here, please take it and don't ever let me have it again. 338 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,700 Dharma, Dharma, there is no need to be upset. 339 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,580 A ring is an object and there is no object that is more important than a 340 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,440 We should probably go. Hang on. 341 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,900 There's no way she's that involved. 342 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,900 Well, 343 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:26,100 She gave me another fake. Well, it's a good thing that I did, because look what 344 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,220 happened. I can't believe you said to yourself that you're irresponsible, and 345 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,420 here you are. You're irresponsible. 346 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,920 That's what I thought. It was the real ring. I do not need to discuss this with 347 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,580 you anymore. Yes, you do, because you're going to give me the real ring, and I'm 348 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,920 going to put it in this stupid little bag, lock it up, and give it back to 349 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,660 You know, some people think my photo looks like Lauren Green. 350 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280 A little bit. 351 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,430 He was a great actor. Very underrated. 352 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,750 You know, 353 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,210 if I'm not mistaken, I think Lauren Green was Canadian. I believe you're 354 00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:06,650 How to mend a broken heart. 355 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,210 Smart women, foolish choices. 356 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,410 Women, men, love. Women, men, leave. 357 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:14,870 These are for you? 358 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,590 Yeah. This is the happiest day of my life. 359 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,420 If Slenderelle here can't keep one, then we're all screwed.