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Shower, Inspector.

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Dharma, I'm going to be late for work.

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I'm sorry about that, sir, but I have a
job to do.

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So I'll be a little late.

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Uh -huh, you're going to be a lot late.

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Hang on, soap in my eye.

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Hey, look at that, you've got a gray
hair.

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Where? Not out there, in here.

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Ow! Got it!

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Hey, it's got a buddy. Leave the buddy!
Leave the buddy!

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Excuse me.

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I'm Rick Sanderson. I have an
appointment to see Greg Montgomery.

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So he's expecting you?

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Yeah, I assume so. I have an
appointment.

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So you're not sure?

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No, I was kind of making a joke.

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Sir, this is a security area. There's no
joking.

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Also, I didn't get it.

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When you make an appointment, that means
somebody's expecting you. Okay, well,

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now you've completely changed your
story, haven't you?

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Is there a problem here? No, no,
everything's fine, Chief.

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Code orange. Code orange.

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I'm Rick Sanderson.

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I went to the same law school as Greg
Montgomery.

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I made an appointment to see him through
the Alumni Association, so he is

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expecting me. This is the third story
he's told me.

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Morning, Larry. Walter. Hey, Greg.

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Oh, Greg Montgomery?

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You don't have to answer that.

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I'm Rick Sanderson. Oh, great. Come on
up. Thank you so much for taking the

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to see me, Mr. Montgomery. Oh, please,
call me Greg. My dad's Mr. Montgomery.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Okay, cancel code orange.

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Resume code green.

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Yeah, so I think the coolest thing was
Mr. Montgomery let me sit in on a

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with the legal department. You really
can call me Greg.

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Right, I'm sorry. That's how I was
brought up. It's not because you're old

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anything.

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He's getting there. Did you tell him
what I found in the shower this morning?

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It didn't come up, darling.

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So does your wife know that she's
married to a legend? Oh, sure, that part

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the shower story you tell them.

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I imagine he's talking about something
else.

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Yeah, see, every fall, the third -year
law students do something to freak out

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the first year. So the story is Greg
passed out fake campus maps at

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so everyone looking for constitutional
law wound up at the communication arts

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building.

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They're still talking about that, huh?

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It's ancient history.

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Oh, no kidding.

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Well, anyway, I should probably get
going. Thanks for dinner and everything.

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Sure, sure. You know, let me know if
there's anything else I can do.

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Yeah, just don't call in the afternoon
because that's when he takes his nap.

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I said that's when you take your nap.

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Thanks again, dear. See you later.

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Aw, you're not really upset, are you?
No, just grumpy. I'm a grumpy old guy.

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I mean, you're not old. You can't tease
real old guys because they yell and

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shake their canes at you.

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I know you're teasing, but that kid out
there giving me the business seriously

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thinks I'm an old guy.

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You think maybe it's because you say
things like giving me the business?

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All right, all right. That kid that was
dissing me.

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Dissing? Ooh, it's hammer time.

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Oh, Greg? Yeah?

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How long has this bronze army guy been
in here? So you don't put it in Ziploc

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something, it can get crusty.

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I don't believe this.

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I've been Eisenhowered.

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Rick must have snuck this in through the
back door when he came in here to get

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water.

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Okay.

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Why?

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Now, when I was in law school, there was
this club, and we used to play this

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crazy game, and apparently they still
do.

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I'll bet he got the glory schnauzer.

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Let's not jump to any conclusions.

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The Glory Schnauzer is that little
ceramic doggy lighter, and it's like the

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trophy, you know? And the guy who has it
is the big dog, and I had it for like

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ten years.

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Wow.

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Just for the record, I married you
without even knowing you were the big

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Well, I'm not anymore.

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That little punk.

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Now, coming in here, taking your little
Glory Schnauzer, giving you the

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business.

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Let's get him back.

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Dharma, it's not that easy.

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This game has very specific rules
invented by very drunken law students.

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We have 23 hours to switch it back. We
have to be invited into the victim's

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home. And because it's the re
-Eisenhower, which is the response to

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Eisenhower, I'd have to get a photo of
Rick with the head in front of the

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Jamaican flag.

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The Jamaican flag? Yeah, not all the
guys were drunk.

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Sounds like a blast.

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Let's do it. I used to have fun doing
this when I was in law school, but I

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had fun, you know, playing the I object
drinking game in moot court. I'm grown

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up now.

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Oh, great.

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You play games. You play golf. You play
tennis. Last night we played pizza boy

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at the women's prison.

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I'm not going to do this. Why?

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Because I've got two gray hairs. Just
one now.

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makes you look distinguished.

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Sorry I'm late. I was making really good
time, so I just kept going.

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Whatever.

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I hit all the green lights. You can't
pass up a thing like that.

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Pickle scene, it doesn't matter. You can
come in late, you can come in early,

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you can sleep here, you can stay home.
It really doesn't matter what you do.

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Wow.

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You are a very nice man.

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No, actually, I'm a bit of a bastard.

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But with you, my hands are tied.

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Why?

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Because your daughter is married to Ed
Montgomery's son.

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Go on.

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Whoa.

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Welcome, big dog.

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Say hello to your glory schnauzer
recovery team.

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Jeremiah, I thought I'd made it pretty
clear that I've hung up the schnauzer.

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You can't hang up a schnauzer that you
don't have, Greg.

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Now hear me out.

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Ladies.

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Now, Rick Sanderson lives in a four
-story apartment building on Post

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According to reliable sources, at 6 .30,
Rick leaves for an hour workout at the

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gym.

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At 6 .31, Marcy will approach the
doorman. She's hysterical. She lost her

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grandmother's brooch in the bushes.

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At that moment, Simone will walk by and
relieve the doorman of his keys.

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Wait a minute.

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Doorman, it's not that easy to pick
someone's pocket.

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Simone hands the keys off to Pete.

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Pete and Susan enter the building.

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Using the stolen keys, Pete and Susan
enter apartment 4C, directly above

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apartment. The occupants are away on
their honeymoon. The woman in 4B gives

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six months max.

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Pete and Susan now place the Eisenhower
head into a hollowed -out panda doll,

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which they attach to a rope and take
into the bathroom.

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By this time, Rick is back. He is
stopped by Simone.

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I'm going dancing tonight with my
girlfriends, and I can't decide which is

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sexier, my low -cut cashmere sweater or
my sheer blouse.

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Could you help me decide?

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They agree she'll come to his apartment
to model the outfits later.

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Rick looks forward to this.

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Rick suspects nothing as he passes the
neighborhood bag lady, Ruby.

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Or is it Ruby?

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The pigeon is in the building.

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Now, for reasons we don't fully
understand, Rick owns a large stuffed

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Hang on. How do you know that?

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Pete took some pictures from across the
street.

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Oh, Pete.

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Some of those are from another case I'm
working on.

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Anyway, there's a knock at Rick's door.

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It's Susan.

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My water was turned off in the middle of
a shower. Can I finish in your

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apartment?

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Rick shrugged. A woman in a towel is
never a bad thing.

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Susan hides the towel, being careful not
to disrupt any of Rick's possessions.

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She also retrieves the panda.

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At this point, Simone swings into
action, most likely Rick approved.

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As Simone heads to the bathroom to
change into outfit number two...

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You, my distinguished friend, arrive as
a parcel delivery man, looking handsome

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as a man in uniform always does.

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Wait a minute. He'll recognize me. No,
he won't, because you'll be wearing my

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father's Oliver North mask.

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What Oliver North mask?

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The one he wore to the Iran -Contra
protest that no one got because it

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like Dick Clark.

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You might be suspicious of a delivery
guy, but because he looks like Dick

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if he suspects anything, it would be
that he's won some sort of creepstakes.

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Hang on. Hang on.

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I wouldn't look like Dick Clark. I'd
look like a guy in a mask.

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The point is, you'll be disguised. You
can wear what you wore last Halloween.

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I'm a pirate delivery guy?

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You find a disguise.

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Anyway, you occupy Rick for a moment at
the door. How?

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Introduce him to your parrot.

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Meanwhile, Simone unrolls the towel and
tacks it to the wall.

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On the reverse side is the flag of
Jamaica.

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She sets the fake panda bear in
position. When Rick sees the flag, he's

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confused.

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At that moment, Simone unveils the
Eisenhower.

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Rick looks around for a camera, but hey,
you're just a delivery guy holding a

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package.

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reunites in front of the building, will
calmly walk to the van, simply drive

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away.

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I'm in.

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John, how's it going?

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Two days, not a puff. Great.

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Where have you been? Rick Blatt,
everyone's in position.

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Where's your mask?

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Dharma, I told you a mask isn't going to
work. I stopped and picked up this.

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You're going to be a fisherman?

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Stage makeup.

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The subtle illusion of character.

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You don't know about stage makeup? For
your information, I was in four hasty

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pudding reviews at Harvard, and in our
summer camp variety show, I performed an

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excerpt from Mark Twain's Night. I got a
standing ovation. Okay, fine. Boom!

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Okay.

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Here you are, ma 'am.

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A quarter?

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Wait, I think you have to make a...

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Cheapskate. Marcy, that's your cue.

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Oh, I thought you really had an itch.

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help you?

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I lost my... Yes?

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I'm sorry. I can't lie to you. I haven't
lost anything.

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Hands off, Columbus. You just got
enough.

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Make it look real.

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Two words.

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Brass. Mint.

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What happened?

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I'm sorry. I should have told you. I'm a
terrible liar.

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Is the part of the delivery... person
still open.

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Okay, fine. Don't lie, but just distract
him. Go.

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Simone! Hi, remember me? We met earlier.

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Actually, we didn't meet.

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Oh, I like your shoes.

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Ma 'am, would you like me to call you a
cab?

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Oh, no thanks.

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Oh, what do you call that?

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An awning.

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Hey!

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He got snagged on my sweater.

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No good. His keys are in a chain. All I
could get was his wallet, his watch, and

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his nicotine patch.

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Okay, well, that doesn't really help,
and it's kind of mean.

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Oh, my God.

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What did he do? Like, one spit up? I'm
going to go get some more. No, forget

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cutters, the keys. Just get in position.

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Here, follow me.

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Hi, how you doing?

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Listen, uh, you got a cigarette, piece
of gum?

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Yeah, sure.

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Give it to me. Come on. You have gum?

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Look, we're hustling for the people in
Forestry, and we need the key.

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Oh, okay. Look, do me a favor. They're
smokers. Give me a pack of cigarettes.

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Lights, menthol, whatever.

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The reports of my death are greatly
exaggerated.

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What do you think?

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Look, you're a beautiful woman. I'm sure
you'll look great in whatever you wear.

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Maybe I wasn't clear. Okay, there's a
good chance you're going to see my

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And there's also a good chance that you
have a giant boyfriend who will chain me

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to the toilet and you'll end up with my
stereo.

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Dude, maybe you wouldn't be so worried
about some giant boyfriend if you spent

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more than five minutes at the gym.

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Hey, okay, call Dama and let him know
we're in.

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All I was saying was that there was a
moment during that kiss where it shifted

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from acting to not acting. One more
inappropriate remark and I'm out of

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Why don't I just go in the bedroom, get
comfortable, and whatever happens after

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that's up to you.

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You're disgusting.

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How is that disgusting?

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Panda! Panda!

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Panda! Okay, hold on. Where are you
going? Some place where somebody wants

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see my breath.

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Okay, what are you doing out here? I'm
not going to spend one more minute with

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that... Pete,

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what happened with Susan?

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Why? Is she talking about me?

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Just cover for her.

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What do you think? Too much? No, no, no,
no, no, no. It's the subtle illusion of

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character.

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Hey,

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sorry to bother you, man. I was taking a
shower down the hall and...

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For some reason, my hot water went out.
Do you mind if I rinse off in your

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shower? Your hair's not human, lad. Hey,
let's not make a big deal out of this,

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okay, buddy?

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Are you crazy, man?

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Hey, don't. Hey.

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Package. Package. Call the cops.

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No, Tom, we have to be invited.

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Ask them to phone in.

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Where's your phone?

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It's in the kitchen.

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There's the invitation. Come on.

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Greg? Not hardly, Junior.

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Open the towel. Open the towel. Show the
plan. Make it under here.

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Peace.

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Consider yourself Eisenhower, Junior.

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Hello, noise now.

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So long, Tucker.

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This is nice. What is this, velour?

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Listen, I could do some security stuff
if you wanted.

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Did your slinky make it down all 40
flights?

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Yeah, and you have to restart it on the
landing. I take some of the fun out of

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it, huh?

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Yeah.

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Hi, Walter.

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When did you get the croquet set
outside?

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Oh, I can't take all the credit for
that.

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Mr. Abbey, I know I said we were going
to go up to the roof and do it on the

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heliport, but I'm feeling a little
guilty about work.

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You sure? I was listening to Garrison
Keillor in the car.

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Don't worry.

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Your little prairie home companion will
be back later.

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Okay.

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Don't work too hard.

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No good, God.

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My own solitaire is not working late,
Edward.

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If you don't want to see Mandy Patinkin
in concert, why don't you just say so?

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I don't want to see Mandy Patinkin in
concert.

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Well, it's a little late for that now,
isn't it?

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Listen, Ed, I really appreciate you
looking out for me.

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But I just don't think it's right, my
getting special treatment around here.

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Okay. Walter, no more special treatment
for Finkelstein. Thanks, Ed.

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Finkelstein, you're fired.

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Fired? Anything else, Larry?

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Edward, dear, we have to go. You're all
love to Abby.

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We did it!

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Let's toss the champagne. I'll meet you
in the bed.

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You got it, big dog.

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Get ready for the fur to fly.

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Oh, no.

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What? You can't just leave the head like
that. There's got to be rules for re

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-re -eisenhowering.

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Is there butter on the windowsill?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Then they're probably, um...

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That's in the bathroom.

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Okay. What do we do now? Do?

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Mm -hmm. We absolutely don't do
anything. Dorma, I'm too old for this.

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No, you're not.

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It's just what you've been doing with
your hair lately.

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You know, there's a time in your life
for sneaking busts of Eisenhower into

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people's dorm rooms, and there's a time
in your life for putting that behind

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you.

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Says who?

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Everyone believes that.

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I don't.

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Well, if we keep going, it gets pretty
crazy. Bring it on, baby!

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Hey, you ever done it with an old guy in
a room full of ducks?

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That depends. How many is a room full?

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I'm here to apply for the security guard
job.

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Nice try, Pinkerstein.

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It was worth a shot.