1 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,971 I'm just so happy we're all in the same place. 2 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,723 I mean, talking on the phone is just not the same. 3 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,392 You can't really make new memories 4 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,977 when you just have dinner twice a year. 5 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,353 I know. I don't even think 6 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,690 I've seen Laurie in like four years. 7 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,732 - She seems great. - Yeah. 8 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:32,025 - Mm-hmm. - She looks great. 9 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,068 Mm-hmm. 10 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,862 She's always had so much energy. 11 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,782 I mean, she's always just been such a hard charger. 12 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,742 I love her. Hmm. 13 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,911 - She's such a great girl. - Mmm. 14 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,330 - Great friend. - Mm-hmm. 15 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,083 Sounded like that divorce got pretty gnarly. 16 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,918 - Yeah. - That's gotta be hard. 17 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,045 She had to pay him palimony, right? 18 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,423 - So ridiculous. Why? - To that loser? 19 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,925 Can you imagine? I mean, I'd be furious. 20 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,846 After he freeloaded off of her for years. 21 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,265 And I guess the whole thing's been, you know, 22 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,933 really hard on Ellie, 23 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,603 - which is so sad... - Aw, no. 24 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,771 ...because she was such an adorable little girl. 25 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,193 My God. She was so cute. I wanted to steal her. 26 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:18,114 But I guess she's turned into a real... 27 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:20,992 Yeah. 28 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,869 What? 29 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:27,122 Apparently, she's been kicked out of two schools. 30 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,957 - No. - She's like a hitter. 31 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:32,503 - She's a bruiser. - Oh, no. 32 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,089 - She throws furniture. - What? 33 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,758 You have to wonder about these people 34 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,135 who insist on raising their kids in New York. 35 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:41,803 I mean, what are they thinking? 36 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,474 Honestly. The kids can't play. 37 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,975 There's no childhood. 38 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,894 They're all, like, sucking each other off 39 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,437 at, like, eight years old. 40 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,149 I am sure they're doing that in Texas too, Kate. 41 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:57,945 But, you know, Laurie's work is there. 42 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,072 She's always defined herself by her work, 43 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,159 so I guess it's good she has that. 44 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,080 What? 45 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,998 Don't you remember how she was talking 46 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:12,085 about how she was gonna get that big promotion? 47 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:13,919 Was she? 48 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,672 Yeah, they were gonna make her partner. 49 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,589 What are you saying? 50 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,300 I'm saying I don't think it happened. 51 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,176 No? 52 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,221 I think she's kind of stalled out there. 53 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,555 - Oh, no. - I know. 54 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,182 Laurie. 55 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:30,979 I mean, you devote your whole life to one firm? 56 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:33,773 The world's brutal. 57 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,820 No wonder she looks defeated. 58 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,035 I thought you said she looked great. 59 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,165 Well... she does. 60 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,168 But she also looks tired. 61 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,211 - Don't you think? - Mm-hmm. 62 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,715 - A little down? - Might be the drinking. 63 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,884 She did drink like a whole bottle tonight. 64 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:04,261 Mmm. More than that. 65 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,514 Mmm. I just love her so much. 66 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:10,976 I do, too. I just worry about her. 67 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,270 Oh my God! 68 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,190 Laurie! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 69 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,986 Sorry. Oh my God. 70 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:25,282 What are you do... What is... 71 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,701 - It's locked. It's locked. - Oh! 72 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,995 Oh my gosh. Did... 73 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,164 - I... Did I lock it? - What, did I scare you guys? 74 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,082 - Yes, you scared us. - I left my, um... 75 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,294 I left my bag with my charger. 76 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,589 We were just talking about you. 77 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,590 - Yeah? - Yeah. 78 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,093 How long it's been since I've actually seen you. 79 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:49,931 - Just... how great you look. - Aw. Thank you. 80 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,100 Yeah, and how excited I am to get to be able to spend 81 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,061 the whole week with you all to myself. 82 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,021 - Yeah. - Well, you're gonna have 83 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,814 - to share her with me. - Oh, I know. 84 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:58,940 Love you. 85 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,734 You guys, I can't even believe it. 86 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,278 All right. Good night. 87 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,738 I'll see you in the morning. Love you. 88 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:05,864 - Love you. - Good night. 89 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,449 Okay, do you need me to walk you to...? 90 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,575 - No, no. - You got it? 91 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,285 - Yes. - Are you sure? 92 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,621 Yes. Okay. 93 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,874 Maybe text me when you get to your room. 94 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:23,883 Oh my God. That scared the shit out of me. 95 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,637 I thought it was a monkey. 96 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,173 Where the fuck am I? 97 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,477 Okay, Thailand. Let's do this. 98 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,138 Mm-hmm. 99 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:59,514 Where is this goddamn coffee? It's gotta be 15 minutes. 100 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,349 Hey, excuse me, we ordered coffee? 101 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:02,642 Yes. I get it right away. 102 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,561 Thanks. Did you not get enough sleep? 103 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,812 No. 104 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,024 You should have taken my Lorazepam. 105 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,858 I slept like a corpse. 106 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,861 Well, you know I don't like taking drugs. 107 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,362 You know, I'm like you, Dad. 108 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,197 I don't like taking drugs either. 109 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,034 What are you talking about? You take Adderall all day. 110 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,869 So I can get shit done, yeah. 111 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,038 Yeah, and steroids. 112 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,706 No. 113 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,041 - Dad, really? - Hmm? 114 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,667 - Come on. - Piper. 115 00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:29,711 It's a call I cannot miss, okay? 116 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,047 We come all the way here for you and your thesis, 117 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,758 so make some concessions for the rest of us. 118 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,136 Okay, but I didn't choose to stay at this hotel. 119 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,513 Well, we chose it 'cause it's your kind of thing. 120 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:42,057 No, it's not. 121 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,893 It's like a Disneyland for rich bohemians from Malibu 122 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,854 in their Lululemon yoga pants. 123 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,065 - Um, sorry. - Hey. 124 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,150 Hi. I'm sorry. 125 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,902 Um, this is really bothering me. 126 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,321 Is your name Victoria? 127 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,322 Mmm. Hmm? 128 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,366 I saw you on the boat yesterday, and I was like, 129 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,619 "I've met her somewhere," and I think I've placed it. 130 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,497 - Mmm. - Do you know Claire Popovich? 131 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,956 Mmm. Yes. I do. 132 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,083 You and I 133 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,752 were at a baby shower in Austin together. 134 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,172 Kate Bohr. Claire is one of my great friends in Austin, 135 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,175 and yeah, we spent a weekend together! 136 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,136 Hi. 137 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,806 Yes. 138 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,352 But do you remember meeting me? 139 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:32,316 Yeah, your hair, your... your hair was different, right? 140 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,902 Well, maybe, maybe. Maybe. 141 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,279 Um, these are my friends. 142 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,823 This is Jaclyn and Laurie. 143 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,991 - Hi. - Hey. What's up? 144 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,369 Gosh, it's such a small world, isn't it? 145 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,961 I just saw Claire right before I left. 146 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,255 If I talk to her, I'll tell her you said hello. 147 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:09,436 Okay, well, you all enjoy your vacation. 148 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,770 You too. 149 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,814 I'll leave you be. Bye. Nice to meet you. 150 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,108 - Bye. - Bye. 151 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,615 I don't think she remembers you. 152 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:27,288 Jaclyn, we spent a whole weekend together. 153 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,498 I mean, a whole weekend. 154 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:34,002 Am I not memorable? 155 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,630 I mean, who cares? She seems a little crazy. 156 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,843 Mom? 157 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,013 - Why were you like that? - Like what? 158 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,349 - You were... kind of rude. - No, I wasn't. 159 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:53,313 - You were pretty standoffish, at least. - Well... Oh, please. 160 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,857 What does she want from me? 161 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,485 We met at a baby shower ten years ago. 162 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:02,739 I mean, so what? Who cares? 163 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,199 Well, I... I think she was just trying 164 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,826 to be friendly and say hi. 165 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,830 I'm on vacation with my family. I don't know her. 166 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:16,044 - Her friend is Jaclyn Lemon. - Mmm. Who's that? 167 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,087 - She's an actress. - Mmm. 168 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,382 - She's famous. - Well, should I be impressed? 169 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,885 Actresses are all basically prostitutes. 170 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,518 If they're lucky. Am I right? 171 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,778 - Sawatdee kha. - Hey, Mook! 172 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,780 I just want to confirm this morning 173 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,616 we have a body scrub and waxing for Miss Chelsea. 174 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,076 Yep, amazing. 175 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,662 And for Khun Rick, a stress management session 176 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,997 with Dr. Amrita. 177 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,502 No. No, I d... I didn't sign up for that. 178 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,088 Yeah, I did. You need it. 179 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,675 Well, I'm not going to do it. So, cancel it. 180 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,926 No, thank you. Okay? 181 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,427 No, you can't cancel it. 182 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,429 It's too late to cancel. We'll have to pay for it anyway. 183 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,431 Thank you. 184 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:14,352 Well, Amrita is wonderful. Everyone loves her. 185 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,729 Yeah, they love her, Rick. She's the best they have. 186 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,439 I'll bet. 187 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,942 He's really looking forward to it. 188 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,735 Okay. Well... Well, enjoy your treatments 189 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,113 - and see you later. - Thanks. 190 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,116 She's too sweet. 191 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,617 Hey, I made a friend last night. 192 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,910 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,162 When you were hiding from me. 194 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,831 I wasn't hiding from you. 195 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:38,084 Anyway, she's super cool. We met at the bar. 196 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,962 She lives in a house on top of the hill with her boyfriend. 197 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,049 He must be loaded. She's invited us for dinner. 198 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,843 And I said yes. 199 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,554 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 200 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,723 You're going to have loads in common with him. 201 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,727 - Yeah, like what? - You're both old. 202 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,979 Nice. 203 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,564 I mean, he's your age. 204 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,733 Oh, and he's bald. And you're going bald. 205 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,903 I'm not going bald. 206 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,655 Okay. 207 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,328 The flowers. 208 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,918 Yeah. We should have more colorful flowers. 209 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,341 - Oh. - Sawatdee khrap. 210 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,010 - Oh. Oh, hi. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,720 How did you sleep? 212 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,512 - Great. - Great. Yeah. 213 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,555 Awesome. 214 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,723 - Wonderful. - Yeah, great. 215 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,308 This morning, I'm going to give you 216 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,684 - your biomarker tests. - Oh. 217 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,853 And based on the results, we will come up with protocols 218 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,521 for each of you. 219 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,650 - Uh-oh. - Fantastic. 220 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,985 I look forward to working with you ladies. 221 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,362 - I'll see you soon. - Okay. 222 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,490 Thank you, Valentin. Phew! 223 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,701 See you at the spa. 224 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,204 Somebody's got to try that, 225 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,665 and you're the only one who's single. Laurie? 226 00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,750 No. 227 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,213 Come on. Laurie, he's cute. 228 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,048 What? 229 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,341 - Shut up! - Gee, Laurie! That's it! 230 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,884 That's the spirit! 231 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,094 It's Cancun all over again. 232 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,553 - No, no, no! - Yes, it is. 233 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,722 - No. - It's Cancun. It's Cancun. 234 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,403 Sawatdee kha. 235 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,570 - Hey, hey. - Hmm? 236 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,739 Um, I have schedules 237 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,367 for everyone based on speaking with Mr. Ratliff 238 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,285 and your own requests. 239 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,831 - Oh, a sports massage. Nice. - Oh, this looks great. 240 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,082 Mr. Ratliff, I didn't book you 241 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,042 in anything because you said that you just wanted 242 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,336 to go to the gym. Is that...? 243 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,754 Killing it, Pam. All right. 244 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,298 Hey, guys. Y'all have a great day. 245 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,425 I'll see you later. 246 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,843 - Thank you, darling. - Have a lovely day. 247 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,970 - See you, Dad. - Bye. 248 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,601 So, I thought today, to begin our exchange, 249 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,604 I could give you my signature treatment, 250 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,606 the warrior massage. 251 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,983 I'm not going say no to that. 252 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,444 And then maybe after lunch, 253 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,530 you could give me your signature treatment, 254 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,239 and then, we discuss. 255 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,116 But let's let our hands do the talking first. 256 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,284 Yes. Oh. The... 257 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,663 - I like you, Pornchai. - This way. 258 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,545 Yeah, sometimes with massages, I can get very stressed out, 259 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,466 and I just feel kind of claustrophobic. 260 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,594 These help me to really relax. 261 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,014 Hmm. 262 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,483 Whoo! 263 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,986 Inhale and reach up. Arms up. 264 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,280 Exhale, opening up, warrior 2, hips forwards, 265 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,991 the right arm sends the fingers out to the side. 266 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,160 Long breath out. 267 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,040 Inhale, left elbow, left knee. 268 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,585 The right arm reaches over and above your head. 269 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,797 Exhale, both hands down to the mat. 270 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,507 Inhale to lift your chest. 271 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,385 And exhale, step back, downward-facing dog. 272 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,637 Hey. 273 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,056 Hey, it's me. Sorry to call so late. 274 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,059 Just checking in. Did... did Kenny Nguyen call? 275 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,727 No, he still hasn't. 276 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,647 Really? Weaselly fucker. 277 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,440 All right. Look, he's got my cell, 278 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,733 but if he calls the office tomorrow, 279 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,360 just put him through. Doesn't matter what time 280 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,071 it is here. I... I really gotta talk to him. 281 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,741 Someone did call from the Washington Post, though. 282 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,243 You mean the Wall Street Journal? 283 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,745 No, no. He said the Washington Post. 284 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,832 He was being very pushy. He said it was urgent. 285 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,584 I'll send his info with all your calls 286 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,960 - in an email. - Well, did... Did he s... 287 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,671 Mr. Ratliff, I'm sorry, but you gotta... 288 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,381 Yeah, just put everything in the email 289 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,924 - and send it to me ASAP. - Will do. 290 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,593 Thanks. 291 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,095 Are you sure you don't want to be free of that for the week? 292 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,514 I think, you know, it could be quite a relief. 293 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,434 I'm sure it would be a relief if you stopped asking me. 294 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,353 Okay. Say no more. 295 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,607 So, how the current is conducted tells us a lot 296 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,317 about what's going on in your body. 297 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,944 - What, like shock treatment? - No. Maybe just a little tickle. 298 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,946 Okay. 299 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,782 - Okay. Female. - Hmm. 300 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,118 And here's the milk soap. 301 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,621 Mmm! 302 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,876 Sea salt, to scrub the feet. 303 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,422 Feels so good. 304 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,804 Your numbers are very good. 305 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,765 Markers could be of a woman half your age. 306 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,602 - Shut up. Really? - Very good numbers. 307 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,022 Please, tell me more. 308 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,984 Okay. 309 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:46,995 Whoa. 310 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,668 In the Enneagram, I'm a nine. I'm easygoing, peacemaker. 311 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,379 But it also means I'm quite complacent, 312 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,675 which isn't always good. Hey, you're probably a two. 313 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,010 Yeah. Most healers are twos. 314 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,918 Tell me. How do you feel today? 315 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,880 I don't know. 316 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,678 Your level of stress, would you say out of ten, 317 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:50,141 one being no stress at all, ten extremely stressed? 318 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:54,771 I'm going to say an eight. 319 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,940 You're always at eight? 320 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,945 Weed helps, but I don't want to travel with it. 321 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,447 You wouldn't happen to know if there's a great 322 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,824 weed shop nearby? 323 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,161 Can you remember a time in your life 324 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,748 when you were totally free of stress? 325 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,507 As a child even. 326 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:28,846 Well... ...my mother was a drug addict. 327 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,891 She OD'd when I was ten, so... 328 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,314 And your father? 329 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:43,111 I never knew him. He died before I was born. 330 00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,368 He was, um... ...murdered. 331 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,498 Yeah, yeah. 332 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,376 Real fun shit to talk about, right? 333 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:08,136 Meditation can bring relief... to psychic pain. 334 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:14,892 Meditation helps you see that the identity you've created 335 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,520 brings you suffering. 336 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,439 I never had an identity. 337 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:26,612 I don't need to detach. I'm already nothing. 338 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:30,075 Even nothing can be an illusion you tell yourself. 339 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,287 If nobody puts gas in the tank, the tank is empty. 340 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,750 That's not an illusion. The car won't start. 341 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,754 Nothing comes from nothing, right? 342 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,854 Hello. I'm calling from Villa Four. 343 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,730 And we all just had our treatments. 344 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:04,191 I had a wonderful massage from Hans. 345 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:08,988 And I was hoping we could order some tea to the room 346 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:13,534 and maybe some finger foods like "tom ka ti ta lay." 347 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:18,957 Um, maybe some "kai yang plu bai cha plu. 348 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,544 Kai yang plu bai cha plu." 349 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,838 Saxon, what's with the racket, honey? 350 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,423 I'm on the phone. 351 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,055 And finally, 352 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:39,561 some "pad Thai goong mae nam." Mmm, thank you. 353 00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:45,065 Saxon. I just had a massage. 354 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,193 You're setting me back. 355 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:50,738 How can you be so hyper? I thought you had one too. 356 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,616 Yeah, but it kind of sucked. 357 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:57,369 - Why? What was wrong with it? - It had no happy ending. 358 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,873 - Ugh! - Gross. 359 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,793 What? Aren't they all supposed to be a little speshy-speshy? 360 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,421 Ugh! Ah! 361 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,673 Saxon, stop it! 362 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,886 Lochy, how was deprivation tank? 363 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,472 - It was quiet. - Come on. 364 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,807 What are you looking for? 365 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,393 A blender for my protein shakes, Mom. 366 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:25,814 Just call the butler and ask for one, honey. 367 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,984 Hey, Lochy, we gotta get you in on this stuff. 368 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,027 Does it taste good? 369 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,820 No, it tastes like crap. Who cares? 370 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,447 It's not about the taste. It's about the pump. 371 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,783 Come on. Hey, Dad! 372 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,370 How's the gym? Do they have a rowing machine? 373 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,623 - Timothy? - Yeah? 374 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:46,835 - Is everything okay? - No. No, it's not. I d... 375 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,463 We're on the antipodal opposite ends of the Earth 376 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,299 from humanity here. It's why nobody comes here. 377 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,135 It's day here. It's night there. It's night here. It's day there. 378 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,971 I can't get anybody on the phone. 379 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,597 Who do you need to get a hold of? 380 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,767 I'm just saying that the time difference 381 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,937 is aggravating, you know? 382 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:12,237 Poor guy. He works so hard. He needs to calm his ass down. 383 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,701 And this won't be like your warrior massage. 384 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,662 You won't be screaming out in agony. 385 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,833 But, I don't know, people seem to like it. 386 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,960 It's popular. 387 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,300 So, how would you like me? 388 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:41,515 Uh, on my back or on my stomach? 389 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,350 On my stomach... Not my stomach. 390 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,352 My stomach, your s... Your stomach. 391 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,647 Okay. 392 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,399 There you go. 393 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,755 Ja. 394 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:41,785 Tam mai? 395 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,669 Por, por, por, por. 396 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:01,865 So, how was the lady? 397 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:08,747 She seemed really, like... wise. 398 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,958 Why? 'Cause she's Indian? 399 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,502 Yeah, Rick, because she was Indian, 400 00:29:15,503 --> 00:29:17,046 and all Indians are wise. 401 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,469 She made me sign up again, but... 402 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,305 ...no fucking way I'm gonna do that. 403 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,890 Why not? 404 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:30,769 Come on. It's good to talk about things with a wise Indian. 405 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,188 You think you've got it all figured out? 406 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,440 I don't think so. 407 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,736 Hmm. 408 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,070 God, you're so shut down. 409 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,239 - Yeah? - Yeah. 410 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,950 And you are an idiot. 411 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,871 Hey, girl. 412 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:51,998 Oh, hey. 413 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,375 Hi, I'm Chloe. 414 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,087 You must be Rick, right? I've heard all about you. 415 00:29:58,713 --> 00:29:59,798 He's so jet-lagged. 416 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,509 - And he has a migraine. - Of course. 417 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,970 We're going to hang out so you can have a nap. Okay? 418 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:08,097 Yeah. 419 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,684 Okay, let's go. 420 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,605 Love you. 421 00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:19,567 Vamos a la playa, chica. 422 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,405 Laurie, how was your session with Valentin? 423 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,408 He said all my numbers were really good. I was shocked. 424 00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:31,370 Yeah. Yeah, my hydration level was one of the highest 425 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,413 he's ever seen, which is cool. 426 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,249 What was your water level, Laurie? 427 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,918 I'd have to look, but he said that my fat mass 428 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:40,212 was under 25 percent, which I guess is pretty good. 429 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:45,342 Mmm. That's really good. Is that right? 430 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:47,512 - That's what he said. - Wow. 431 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:50,973 You seem surprised. 432 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,892 No! That was about the same as mine. 433 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,227 Oh. 434 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:58,272 Yeah, he said I had the numbers of someone half my age, 435 00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,440 which, I don't know, immediately, I was like, 436 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,234 can you please put that in writing 437 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,988 and send that to everyone I've ever met in my entire life? 438 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,284 He might say that to everybody. He said the same thing to me. 439 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,369 Did he? 440 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,539 Well, he didn't say it to me. He said my numbers are average, 441 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:18,709 so I'm just... average, I guess. 442 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:22,004 Look, I'm sure living in Austin, the food is probably fattier. 443 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,590 - Butter and... steak. - No, no, no. There's... 444 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:28,302 There's healthy food in Austin. I mean, I eat mostly chicken. 445 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,846 For protein, I eat chicken. 446 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:34,975 I eat turkey. I like beans. I used to hate beans, 447 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,311 but now I eat a lot of beans. 448 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,771 One day, I just decided to trick my mind into liking beans, 449 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:41,815 and now I do. 450 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:44,026 You know, I just have to eat healthy. 451 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,736 You know, it's a part of my job. 452 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,945 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 453 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:48,071 And if I weren't neurotic enough, 454 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:49,781 now I'm married to a guy who's ten years younger, 455 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,326 and he's always getting hit on. 456 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,661 His body is crazy. 457 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,457 Harrison and I are, like, addicted to each other. 458 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,001 - It's kind of a problem. - Yeah. 459 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:04,212 Well, you've only been married for a year, so... 460 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,965 Oh, I don't think I'm ever gonna get tired of it. 461 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927 - Oh. - Wow. 462 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:10,803 Great. 463 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,555 Yeah. 464 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,024 Rick's quite cute for an older guy. 465 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,692 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 466 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:28,487 He's rude. Sorry. Don't take it personally. 467 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,072 Oh my God. Don't even apologize. 468 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,324 Gary's so rude. 469 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,451 He was such a dick last night. 470 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,787 This morning, I was like, "You know what, Gary? 471 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,290 Sorry isn't good enough. I want the credit card." 472 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,921 The store here has some really cute stuff. 473 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,632 - Do you want to come with me? - Yeah. 474 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,801 Hey, what's up? 475 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:51,970 What's going on? 476 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:57,224 God, he's such a douche. 477 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,186 He was on the boat with us. He's from a family of wankers. 478 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,063 Oh, yeah? 479 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,401 - Yeah. - Cute. 480 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,546 - Hey. - Hey. 481 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,026 Did you meditate in the tank? 482 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,033 I did try to pray. 483 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,287 - Yeah? - Yeah. 484 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:01,998 How'd it go? 485 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,879 I felt like I was just talking to myself. 486 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,757 Hmm. 487 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,676 You never feel, like, a presence or anything? 488 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:18,723 I do. 489 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,059 - Yeah? - Yeah. 490 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,813 Don't you feel like that could just be, like, wishful thinking? 491 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:29,274 Like, you want to feel something, so you... 492 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,401 It's real. 493 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:49,629 Saxon says you've never had sex. 494 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,763 Okay, and how would he know that? 495 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,476 He doesn't know what I do. 496 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,188 Also, why would he say that? 497 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,981 Like... like, why would that even come up? 498 00:35:09,982 --> 00:35:11,483 Like, in what context? 499 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:14,027 Well, he was just saying it's like... It's weird 500 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:15,779 because you're so hot, but you've never had sex. 501 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,825 It's like a... like a compliment about you. 502 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,663 Please don't bring it up. 503 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,414 He shouldn't be talking about me like that. 504 00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:28,166 It's not that bad. It's not a big deal. 505 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,887 Okay, well, he should mind his own business. 506 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:33,589 Freak. 507 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,011 - Have you, though? - Really? 508 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,390 - It was just a question. - Seriously? 509 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:45,351 Ugh. 510 00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,216 Ooh, can I see this snake choker thing? 511 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:20,469 - Sure. - Thank you. Khop khun kha. 512 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:25,640 I'm going to try these on. What do you think? 513 00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:26,766 - Yeah. - It's nice, right? 514 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,144 Mm-hmm. 515 00:36:34,650 --> 00:36:37,319 Hey, Tok. Wa nai, nong chai? 516 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,113 Hey, Valentin. Sabai dee mai? 517 00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,574 Yeah, you good? 518 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,955 Gonna go see the fights. 519 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,498 Hey. 520 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,334 - You look like Buakaw. - Buakaw? 521 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:53,501 I like your moves, Tok. 522 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,338 Oh, thank you. 523 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:57,631 Uh... 524 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,635 There's a very big fight on Friday. 525 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,012 One of my friends is fighting. 526 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,348 I can get you a ticket. 527 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:08,725 - Get me a ticket? - Yeah. 528 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,809 - Okay. - Yeah? 529 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,895 Let's go. 530 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,663 Shh. Get back! 531 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:33,166 - Oh my God. - Quiet. Go. Open it. 532 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,209 Open it! 533 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,004 No, I can't. 534 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:53,646 Quiet. 535 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,109 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 536 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,237 Oh my God. What just happened? Oh my God. What should we do? 537 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:05,116 What the fuck was that? 538 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,050 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 539 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,492 Ja. 540 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,588 But the one time something exciting happens around here, 541 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,173 I miss the whole thing. 542 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,009 No, trust me. You're lucky. I almost died. 543 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,136 No, you didn't. 544 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,512 Yes, I did. 545 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,139 Oh, but we got the room comped, 546 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,600 didn't we, babes? That was cool. 547 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:21,604 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did a great job, babe. 548 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:42,248 Khun Sritala, you will see, she's incredible. 549 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:45,710 She... She is really, truly a legend. 550 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:49,172 And... and she encourages us all to make healthy choices 551 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:52,342 and to develop our artistic side. 552 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,136 All the performers tonight are staff. 553 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,762 Really? 554 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,263 - Yeah. - That's amazing. 555 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:59,766 Even I have started to write songs. 556 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:01,351 I'm learning piano. 557 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,603 Ooh! So what night are you going to be performing? Hm? 558 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,271 - Okay. - Huh? 559 00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,023 - No. No. No. - Yeah? 560 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,274 - I can't. I can't. - Come on. 561 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:11,277 It would be, uh, crazy. I w... I wouldn't dare. 562 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,488 - Come on, get up there. - Do it! 563 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:18,744 Uh, I... I... I'm the boss. So, uh... Uh, maybe. 564 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,413 Maybe one day. 565 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,467 - Yes, thank you so much. - May I take the plates, please? 566 00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,969 Yeah, yeah. We're all done. 567 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:39,597 - You girls are gorgeous. - Thank you. 568 00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:42,476 - Great skin. - Kha. 569 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,230 Excuse me. Thank you. 570 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,400 - Khop khun kha. - Khop khun kha. 571 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,281 Dad, are they women? 572 00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,410 Ladyboys? Maybe. 573 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,161 Well, you know what they say. 574 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,496 Having sex in Thailand 575 00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,082 is like eating a box of chocolates. 576 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,043 You never know which one's gonna have nuts. 577 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,842 Exactly. 578 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:19,304 - What? What? - Oh, Piper. 579 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:20,805 You know, it's getting old. 580 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,516 Oh my God. What's your problem? 581 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:25,894 For one, stay out of my personal life. 582 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,899 What are you even talking about? 583 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,028 All right. Just settle down, okay? 584 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,697 Just try to get along. 585 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:41,909 Because you need your family. You do. 586 00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:44,622 Most people don't have good values. 587 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,874 They're scammers. 588 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,878 You're all gorgeous, and you come for money. 589 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:56,425 So, you have to be hypervigilant, okay? 590 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:59,803 You're have to be on your guard. 591 00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:12,691 So, uh, you've been living here for a whole year. 592 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,402 Wow. What do you do? 593 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,613 I'm retired. 594 00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:20,824 What did you do before you retired? 595 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:27,873 Uh... This and that. 596 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:32,502 What about you? What do you do? 597 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,672 Well, the same thing that you do, Gary. 598 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,716 This and that. 599 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,345 You meet a lot of people here who do this and that. 600 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,764 Decent line of work. 601 00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:45,933 It can be. 602 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,229 My brothers used to terrorize me. 603 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,982 You know, your Uncle Babe would fly out of nowhere, 604 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:58,903 pin me to the ground, hock up a string of spit, 605 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,280 dangle it between my eyes 606 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:04,283 till he'd finally suck it back up. 607 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:06,119 Ew. 608 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,414 I mean... 609 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,541 I hated him for years, 610 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:13,960 but of course now, we're very close. 611 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:17,964 Really, Tim? 612 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,799 All right. I'm gonna call you right back. 613 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,052 Stay there, okay? Don't move. 614 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:23,887 Oh, God. 615 00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:27,349 - Ugh. - I gotta take this. 616 00:45:27,808 --> 00:45:28,892 Okay. 617 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,160 So, what about the two of you? Where'd you meet? 618 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,580 Uh, in Dubai. 619 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,666 Mm-hmm. Through a matchmaking service. 620 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,001 - Matchmaking service? - Mm-hmm. 621 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,253 Wow, really? 622 00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:59,255 - Interesting. - Yeah. 623 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:03,593 Yeah, I mean, we're different. Different ages. I'm American. 624 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,221 She's French. But we get along. 625 00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:08,594 What are you talking about? 626 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,351 - What? - I'm not French. 627 00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:14,812 What do you mean? 628 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:17,190 I'm from Quebec. It's not the same thing. 629 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,650 You know, I... I'm Canadian. 630 00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:23,322 French, French Canadian. Whatever. 631 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,448 Whatever? 632 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,533 I mean, there's only an ocean between the two countries, 633 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:28,618 but whatever. 634 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,661 Okay, why do you have to be such a stickler 635 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:32,371 about everything? It's... 636 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,207 - A stickler? Okay. - French... 637 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,375 I appreciate the geography lesson, but, um... 638 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:37,877 Well, clearly, you needed it. 639 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,379 - What are you t... - Okay. 640 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,250 - Wow. - Is he in a loincloth? 641 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,378 Uh-huh. 642 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:12,556 So pretty. 643 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,531 Why is the Wall Street Journal calling me, Kenny? Huh? 644 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:14,743 I don't care about the fucking story! 645 00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:16,994 Why not? 646 00:49:16,995 --> 00:49:20,456 Because 20 agents just raided my fucking office! 647 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:23,542 - Fuck me, I'm done. - Oh, sh... Is... Is it... Is... 648 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:24,877 I'm gonna fucking kill myself. 649 00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,045 Just tell me what happened. 650 00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:28,047 I can't go to fucking prison. God. 651 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:30,883 Can you... Just... Fuck. 652 00:49:30,884 --> 00:49:32,426 You know, you told me this couldn't happen. 653 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:35,012 Remember that? 654 00:49:35,013 --> 00:49:38,015 You fucking swore that this could not happen. 655 00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:39,684 I didn't think some whistleblower bitch 656 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,229 in my office was gonna rat me out to the media. 657 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,563 Fucking FBI! 658 00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:46,816 - Fuck! Fuck me! - All... all... all... all right. 659 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:47,900 I just... Kenny. 660 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,235 God, she did me so dirty. 661 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,529 What exactly do they know? 662 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,948 They have everything, Tim. 663 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:55,741 - My accounts, my emails... - Yeah, but what... 664 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,660 - ...all the fucking documents. - What did you tell them? 665 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,830 - What did you say, Kenny? - Nothing! 666 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,416 I got a fucking lawyer. 667 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,835 I should have never gone to Brunei. 668 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,087 I should've never taken that position. 669 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,839 Everybody was making a killing. 670 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,424 - I figured, why not me? - Kenny, Kenny. 671 00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:14,135 Kenny! Will you shut the fuck up for one second? 672 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:17,723 Just tell me. Am I implicated? 673 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:23,061 Yes. For sure, Tim. Yes. 674 00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:26,605 What d... What... What... What does that mean? 675 00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,859 Like... S... For... Yes? That's a definite yes? 676 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,402 That's why I bought this burner, 677 00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:32,695 to call you. 678 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:35,156 You need to get a good lawyer, like, yesterday. 679 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,742 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 680 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,118 You know, this was a favor to you. 681 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,703 Remember that? I didn't want to do it. 682 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,788 This is all you. Now I'm wrapped up 683 00:50:42,789 --> 00:50:44,707 in some fucking money laundering, 684 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,752 bribery situation? 685 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:49,086 And I only made ten million dollars 686 00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:52,465 out of your stupid fucking scheme. Fuck! 687 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,593 What am I gonna do? 688 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,179 I swear to God, Kenny, if you fuck me on this, 689 00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:01,974 I will... I will kill you. I will fucking kill you. 690 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,101 You hear me? 691 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,311 If it makes you feel any better, 692 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:07,271 I'm gonna fucking kill myself! 693 00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:09,691 Good. You do it, you piece of shit. 694 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,663 Bravo! 695 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,665 - You're a legend! - You're incredible. 696 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,751 You are a legend. You are a legend. 697 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,170 - So talented. - Thank you. 698 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:34,507 Well, once a performer is always a performer. 699 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,175 Do you agree? 700 00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:39,554 Yes! A hundred percent. We know that. 701 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,474 Well, I'm leaving for Bangkok tomorrow. 702 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:44,600 Oh, no! 703 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,851 Yeah, if you need anything, 704 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:48,479 - please let me know. - Oh, you live in Bangkok? 705 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,982 Yeah, my husband's there. We come back and forth. 706 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:55,236 Mm-hmm. He just got out of the hospital. 707 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:57,071 - Oh. - Oh, is he okay? 708 00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,990 Yeah. Last week, he had a stroke. 709 00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:01,075 - Oh my God. - What? 710 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,618 - He's had a few. - Oh, no. 711 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:04,703 - He's a fighter. - Mm-hmm. 712 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,748 He would love to meet you. 713 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,884 Awesome first day. Oh. 714 00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:20,886 - Oh, it was the best first day. - It was the best day. 715 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:22,221 - She was amazing though. - Love you. 716 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:23,472 Totally amazing. 717 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:25,724 - You're amazing. - Oh my God. 718 00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,853 Oh my God. Late night reading. 719 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:32,231 - Look at this. Glowing. Sritala. - Are you gonna... 720 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:35,401 - Are you gonna do it? - Got my reading. Of course I'm going to do it. 721 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:36,486 I love it. 722 00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:41,240 - Love you! - Love you! Give me the Cliffs Notes. 723 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,117 - Ow, ow. Help me. Ow. - Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. 724 00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:44,869 You really should never wear heels. 725 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:46,662 I know. I know. I know. 726 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:50,458 Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? 727 00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:14,524 Oh my gosh. Ooh, it's hot. 728 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,945 She's so funny. 729 00:53:19,946 --> 00:53:23,867 Right? What a character. A real Thai diva. 730 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:28,413 No. No, no. I meant Jaclyn... 731 00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,710 So competitive. 732 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:38,964 Well, you know, she's always been like that. 733 00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:40,591 Yeah, but you'd think with all her success, 734 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:41,885 she'd have mellowed out, though. 735 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,430 Narcissist. 736 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:48,683 A little bit. 737 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:52,812 And the vanity. 738 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:55,814 I know she has to maintain it. 739 00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,150 - It's her career... - Mm-hmm. 740 00:53:58,526 --> 00:54:00,945 Did she sandblast her face or something? 741 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:05,659 - It's very waxy, right? - It's more than just the basics. 742 00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:10,664 - She's still gorgeous. - No, no, no, definitely. 743 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:14,626 Gosh, she had the face everyone wanted. 744 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:16,419 I know. 745 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:24,385 And then the whole thing with the husband. Right? Yes. 746 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:26,929 There's something weird there, right? 747 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,847 She goes on and on. They're so in love. 748 00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:31,016 They're addicted to each other. 749 00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:33,560 But I mean, are they ever even in the same city? 750 00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:35,522 I don't think they ever see each other. 751 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,316 See? That's what I'm saying. 752 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:44,739 You know. I think she's lonely. 753 00:54:46,032 --> 00:54:47,700 - Really? - Yeah. 754 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,368 I think it's just a front. 755 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,329 And you know what they say about fronts? 756 00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:53,539 What? 757 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,459 The bigger the front, the bigger the back. 758 00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,629 Right. 759 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,599 What? 760 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,102 I almost died today. 761 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,230 No, you didn't. 762 00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:03,443 Protect me. 763 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:06,404 - Hold me. - I am holding you. 764 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:15,205 I liked our new friends, though. Don't you? She's so pretty. 765 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,374 She's a hooker. 766 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,751 - No, she isn't. - Yes, she is. 767 00:56:20,752 --> 00:56:23,963 They met through a matchmaking service in Dubai. 768 00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,299 She's a hooker. 769 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:31,513 She was a model in France. She walked the Paris runways. 770 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,430 - Wow. - Uh-huh. 771 00:56:33,431 --> 00:56:34,973 Mmm. 772 00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:36,141 Anyway, I told you we'd have loads 773 00:56:36,142 --> 00:56:37,310 in common with them. 774 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,230 She's young and fun like me, 775 00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:43,525 and he's old and grumpy like you. 776 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,946 I'm just kidding. 777 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:55,120 I'm glad that you made a friend. 778 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,793 I may have to go to Bangkok for a night or two. 779 00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,672 Bangkok? Why? 780 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:08,216 I just got to deal with something. 781 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,178 But why now? We just got here. 782 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,014 Don't worry about it. 783 00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,564 So mysterious. 784 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:30,071 I'm not. 785 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,117 Could you just get him to call me, please? 786 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:17,784 He has all my numbers. 787 00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:20,162 And may I ask the reason for the call, please? 788 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,665 Because I need a lawyer immediately, like yesterday. 789 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,042 Of course. I will have him call you 790 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,210 as soon as he gets out of the meeting. 791 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:28,462 - Okay. - Okay? Thank you. 792 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,881 Okay. Thank you. 793 00:58:33,301 --> 00:58:35,427 Anyway, so this one time when, you know, 794 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,596 when the tsunami in Phuket happened, 795 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,766 there was this little girl, and she had just learned 796 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,893 about tsunamis in her geography class, 797 00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:46,897 and she starts, you know, like, screaming to everyone, 798 00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:49,399 "Oh my God, there's going to be a tsunami, there's going to be a tsunami!" 799 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,151 But, you know, no one wanted to believe her, but... 800 00:58:51,152 --> 00:58:53,278 Was she like... They didn't listen to her. 801 00:58:53,279 --> 00:58:55,906 Yeah, well, so her dad comes down...