1 00:00:00,827 --> 00:00:03,494 (ominous music) 2 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:11,043 - A man is on a journey. 3 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:22,205 Danger follows him. 4 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:30,508 (tires screeching) 5 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,593 His path is not simple. 6 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,510 (tires screeching) 7 00:01:06,940 --> 00:01:10,323 Through the wood he runs, like prey. 8 00:01:13,783 --> 00:01:14,616 - Oi! 9 00:01:16,445 --> 00:01:17,278 Oi! 10 00:01:35,152 --> 00:01:37,735 (Jack panting) 11 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:41,130 - The complaint to Ofcom. 12 00:01:51,406 --> 00:01:53,906 (tense music) 13 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:05,007 Silence, a period of anguished awaitment. 14 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,425 (tense music) 15 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,182 (accordion honking) 16 00:02:22,182 --> 00:02:27,182 (Jack groaning) (dramatic music) 17 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:31,943 El Gringo della Morte, 18 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:37,193 commonly known as Death. 19 00:02:41,397 --> 00:02:42,230 - No! 20 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,582 (Jack panting) 21 00:02:56,404 --> 00:02:57,654 No, please, no! 22 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,428 Don't let it cut to black! 23 00:03:03,428 --> 00:03:04,798 (gun fires) 24 00:03:04,798 --> 00:03:05,631 No! 25 00:03:06,759 --> 00:03:09,342 (Jack panting) 26 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:15,446 (upbeat music) 27 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,420 (students chattering) 28 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:45,440 - Ahem, I'm pleased to announce today's guest speaker 29 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:50,440 is Detective Inspector Jack Cloth from City of Town Police, 30 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:52,130 who will be sharing the benefit 31 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:54,260 of his many years' experience 32 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:59,260 profiling the criminal mind and intimidating suspects. 33 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:03,212 So, without further ado, Jack Cloth. 34 00:04:03,212 --> 00:04:06,212 (students clapping) 35 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,943 Jack Cloth. 36 00:04:10,401 --> 00:04:13,401 (students clapping) 37 00:04:20,443 --> 00:04:22,860 (Jack sighs) 38 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:34,130 - The official Manual of Investigatory Practice, 39 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,810 regarded as a sacred text 40 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:39,073 by practically every member of the police force. 41 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,763 The Cambridge Book of Crime Prevention. 42 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:49,570 Throwing the Book at Them. 43 00:04:50,843 --> 00:04:51,676 - [Student] Oh! 44 00:04:51,676 --> 00:04:53,213 - Cop Party by Todd Carty. 45 00:04:54,722 --> 00:04:56,230 - Ow! - Interrogations. 46 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,663 Truncheoneering. 47 00:04:57,663 --> 00:04:58,723 Ballistics. - Watch out! 48 00:04:58,723 --> 00:04:59,698 - Wounds. 49 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:00,531 - Ow! 50 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,140 - Useless, no amount of reading 51 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,363 can prepare you for being a cop. 52 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,980 No amount of words on ink, 53 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,890 no pages full of books, no nothing 54 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,243 can prepare you - Get off me, you filth! 55 00:05:14,243 --> 00:05:15,076 Get off me! - For your first day 56 00:05:15,076 --> 00:05:18,413 in the job, the violence, the men shouting boo in your face. 57 00:05:18,413 --> 00:05:19,470 - Boo! (Kerry gasps) 58 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:21,690 - [Jack] Every minute on the force is a question. 59 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,440 Can you get a grip on the paperwork? 60 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,910 Can you hold it together? 61 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:25,947 Where do they keep the staplers? 62 00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:28,220 And the female uniforms, come to that? 63 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:31,090 What exactly are you looking for in this corridor? 64 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,350 Can you handle the tension, the stress, 65 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:35,022 the unexpected gorilla attack? 66 00:05:35,022 --> 00:05:40,022 (gorilla growling) (Kerry yelps) 67 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:43,090 - [Animal Handler] Come here, come here, come here. 68 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,743 - And you're haunted by your own case files. 69 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:50,650 Photographs of hostages that you failed to save, 70 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,710 bus-stop bestiality, harrowing images 71 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:55,493 you hoped you'd never see again. 72 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,373 Then there's the dog work. 73 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:04,410 Reviewing CCTV tapes for hours. 74 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:07,600 Staring at the same grainy black-and-white footage 75 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:12,440 of an alleyway forever, in the hope of seeing something, 76 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,377 anything, a clue, a morsel, something. 77 00:06:15,377 --> 00:06:17,350 (sullen music) 78 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,740 Anything to stop that voice in your head 79 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,043 that says you're wasting your time! 80 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:28,943 Drives you insane, that voice, so angry, so Scottish. 81 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:31,940 You know it's a waste of time, 82 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:35,420 but still you keep looking through this stuff, 83 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:39,313 staring at pictures of things that once were. 84 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:42,553 Images of yesterday. 85 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,040 Pointless memories. 86 00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:55,290 (people chattering) 87 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:58,480 - Is he a hottie? 88 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,759 - Oh, you could have told me about my hair. 89 00:06:59,759 --> 00:07:00,592 - No! 90 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:05,150 - And ultimately, what's it even for? 91 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,453 So, you catch the bad guy? 92 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,333 Well done. 93 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,020 But what's really changed? 94 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:17,820 The dead stay dead and the living stay living, 95 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,740 until they die, at which point, they stay dead. 96 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:23,610 And you can't save the dead, I've tried! 97 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,620 They're just too damn dead! 98 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:30,363 End of lecture. 99 00:07:37,899 --> 00:07:40,899 (students clapping) 100 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:46,177 (Kerry panting) 101 00:07:48,170 --> 00:07:51,730 - Thanks, six sheets of paper is a lot for a woman. 102 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:54,520 I thought I could handle it, I suppose I thought wrong. 103 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:58,170 - Don't worry, we're all women on the first day. 104 00:07:58,170 --> 00:08:00,160 This place'll soon kick the tits off you. 105 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,353 - Is it that obvious I'm new? 106 00:08:01,353 --> 00:08:02,820 - When people have been here a while, 107 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:05,215 they get a sort of beaten look about them. 108 00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:06,760 (suspect groaning) 109 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,733 Also, this is a giveaway. 110 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,120 Who are you reporting to? 111 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,720 - Jack Cloth, have you seen him? 112 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,091 - Ask an old man. 113 00:08:22,091 --> 00:08:23,410 - Where would I find one? 114 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:24,943 - Try the ladies' upstairs. 115 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:27,541 - Thank you. 116 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,623 - No more explaining, I've heard it before, eh? 117 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:30,943 - [Officer] Out the way, mind your backs! 118 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:33,443 (tense music) 119 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:39,405 (Anne sniffing) 120 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,580 - [Kerry] Is there an old man in here? 121 00:08:44,580 --> 00:08:46,050 - Who wants to know? 122 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,938 - Kerry, Kerry Newblood. 123 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:49,750 - What do you want, Kerry, Kerry Newblood? 124 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,663 - I was told you'd know where I might find Jack Cloth. 125 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,200 - Boys down the station say he's delivering 126 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,563 an iconoclastic lecture to some idealistic-looking extras, 127 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,420 trying to establish his character, no doubt. 128 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,253 - But where would I-- 129 00:09:02,253 --> 00:09:03,310 - Try the corridor. 130 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:06,290 That's where he likes to bump into new recruits. 131 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:07,123 - Thank you. 132 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:09,700 You, you know, you've been really helpful. 133 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,270 It's good to know there are female officers 134 00:09:11,270 --> 00:09:13,070 I can really look up to around here. 135 00:09:22,258 --> 00:09:24,841 (Anne panting) 136 00:09:37,461 --> 00:09:38,294 Oh! 137 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,130 - For God's sake! 138 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:40,663 - Sorry, sorry. 139 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,320 - Why aren't these stapled together? 140 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,450 You could have killed someone. 141 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,380 - Sorry, it's my first day. 142 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,670 - And your last, if you don't watch your step. 143 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,550 Who's your CO? 144 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:50,380 - Jack Cloth, just my luck! 145 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:51,378 - Why do you say that? 146 00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:52,211 What do you know about him? 147 00:09:52,211 --> 00:09:53,044 - Well, I've heard the stories. 148 00:09:53,044 --> 00:09:54,100 They say that he's got demons, 149 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,120 that he's washed up, he's off the rails. 150 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,230 - But a genius. 151 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,063 - No, they don't say that. 152 00:09:58,063 --> 00:09:58,896 - What else do they say about him? 153 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:00,050 - Well, they say he's the sort of man 154 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,460 who'll embarrass you by getting you to tell him 155 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:02,610 what other people have said about him 156 00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:04,230 and then revealing he's actually him. 157 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,063 - Do they, now? 158 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,530 - Not now, but then, at the time they said it, 159 00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:07,950 that's what they said. 160 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:08,930 - Hm. 161 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:12,110 Well, I'm DI Jack Cloth and you are? 162 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,440 - Kerry, Kerry Newblood, just Kerry Newblood. 163 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,820 - Well, Kerry, Kerry Newblood, just Kerry Newblood, 164 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,983 why don't you show me what you can do with a door? 165 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,590 So, you're fresh meat, hatched in the academy. 166 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,840 I'm guessing you do have qualifications? 167 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,280 - [Kerry] Good ones. 168 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,113 - [Jack] This tells me nothing. 169 00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,680 - It's printed on the other side. 170 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,210 Top grades in fingerprint analysis, forensic examination, 171 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:34,889 criminal procedure, the gathering of evidence. 172 00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:36,170 - None of it anything to do with police work. 173 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,831 A curriculum vitae might look all right on your CV, 174 00:10:38,831 --> 00:10:40,680 but it's not worth the paper it's torn on. 175 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,210 10 years at the academy won't prepare you 176 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,770 for 10 minutes out there. 177 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,310 That's where your real training starts, 178 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:46,780 on the streets by the bins! 179 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,280 - Yes sir, I'll do my best. 180 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,050 - I've seen this job break the best, 181 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,820 turn them from hot shot to cold shit 182 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:52,900 in the blinking of a year. 183 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,210 Are you sure you can handle this? 184 00:10:54,210 --> 00:10:55,043 - I think so. 185 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,930 - A cop doesn't think, a cop knows! 186 00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:57,830 - I know so. 187 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,093 - Think again! 188 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,340 (phone ringing) 189 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,820 - Asap Qureshi. 190 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,040 I'm on it. 191 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,212 Guv, they've found a body. 192 00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:06,045 - What kind? 193 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,520 - [Asap] Dead and human. 194 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,353 - Well Newblood, looks like you're 195 00:11:08,353 --> 00:11:11,400 about to experience a baptism of blood. 196 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,300 Welcome to the rest of your life, welcome to hell. 197 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,660 - Oh, I got you that Twix, guv. 198 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,493 - Thank you. 199 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,530 We've got a corpse on the loose, Des! 200 00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:20,900 - [Des] Guv. 201 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,140 - [Kerry] Oh, God. 202 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,340 - What's wrong? 203 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:24,880 - I've never seen a corpse before. 204 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,940 Well, not a dead one. 205 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:29,250 - Well, you never get used to it, but you get used to that. 206 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,700 But you never get used to the way you get 207 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,817 used to never getting used to it, 208 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,160 and that takes some getting used to. 209 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,190 You never get used to that. 210 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,023 - I've got so much to learn. 211 00:11:36,023 --> 00:11:37,560 - Well, you can start by making yourself 212 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,557 look like less like a rookie. 213 00:11:38,557 --> 00:11:39,390 - How? 214 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:40,700 - Those heels, for one thing. 215 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,840 Can you imagine chasing a suspect wearing those? 216 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,880 - Why would he be wearing them? 217 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,740 - Doesn't matter. 218 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:47,668 By the time you've worked it out, he's got away. 219 00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:48,650 And sort your hair out. 220 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:49,483 - Why? 221 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:50,420 - Because if you don't tie it back, 222 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,630 you're gonna need someone to help you hold it back 223 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,400 while you vomit in the mortuary later. 224 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,719 - Right. 225 00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:56,552 - And the eye shadow. 226 00:11:56,552 --> 00:11:57,800 Smoky shades are last year, 227 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,450 this season it's all about neons. 228 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,510 - So, there's a fresh young face on your team. 229 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,110 - What about her fresh young face? 230 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,380 - I'm about to come on to that. 231 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,730 - From here? 232 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:10,212 - This new rookie of yours is too attractive to lose. 233 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,045 - Sir. 234 00:12:11,045 --> 00:12:13,000 - If anything happens to her, you're responsible. 235 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,590 Make sure you give her a hand. 236 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:15,423 - [Jack] No, there's no hands, 237 00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:17,050 not on my watch, it's digital. 238 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,780 - I've seen what happens when you're 'round new recruits. 239 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,420 They're the mice, and you're the trap, 240 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:24,570 a trap baited with bitter old gray cheese. 241 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:25,403 - But-- 242 00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:26,833 - Old gray cheese, Cloth. 243 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,564 (Jack sighs) 244 00:12:32,013 --> 00:12:33,050 - [Kerry] Oh! 245 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,700 - [Anne] Here. 246 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,470 - Fox Wood, local forest. 247 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:40,390 525 acres consisting of trees, soil, earthworms 248 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,540 and other organic and biological matter. 249 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,210 Specific features of interest include 250 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,650 an orienteering course, a bird-watching facility, 251 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:50,103 three separate dogging hotspots and that dead man. 252 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,593 - Who found him? 253 00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:56,033 - Colin Fox and family, out picnicking at the time. 254 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,920 - Glad it hasn't ruined your appetite. 255 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,930 - I remember when you took a more liberal attitude 256 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:02,420 towards eating out, Jack. 257 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:03,500 - What are you looking at, Natasha? 258 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,330 - White, male, 40s. 259 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,817 Can't confront emotions because of personal tragedy. 260 00:13:07,817 --> 00:13:08,750 - And the body? 261 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,110 - White, male, 40s. 262 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:12,790 Can't confront emotions because he's dead. 263 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,440 - [Jack] Partially eaten, by the looks of it. 264 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,520 - [Natasha] Yeah, the foxes have been at him. 265 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,930 - You sicken me! 266 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,343 - He trod in our sandwiches. 267 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:22,070 - Semen? 268 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:22,903 - Coffee. 269 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,790 - No wonder you're drinking it slowly. 270 00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:27,060 - Ah, pillock. 271 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:27,893 - [Anne] Anus. 272 00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:28,726 - Bellend. - Whore. 273 00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:29,730 - [Jack] Any other identifying features? 274 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,840 - Not yet, but I'll know more when we've turned him over 275 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:32,990 and looked for a face. 276 00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:34,900 - Okay, those are the facts we know. 277 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,320 What are the facts that aren't facts yet 278 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,491 because we don't know them? 279 00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,605 Newblood. 280 00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:39,438 - Yes, sir. 281 00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,550 - Question, murder's a lot like sex, why? 282 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,383 - Because there's nothing worse 283 00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:43,243 than walking in on your parents doing it. 284 00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,470 - Because some people are better at it than others. 285 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,740 - Because some people find it easier in the dark. 286 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,590 - Anne's right, frigid and right. 287 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,230 This man was murdered during daylight hours, 288 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,150 which implies the killer-- 289 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,220 - Strikes during office hours. 290 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,240 - Couldn't wait till nightfall. 291 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,620 - Five points to the home team. 292 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,270 Okay, describe the scene. 293 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,020 - [Kerry] Unshaven, clothes on backwards. 294 00:13:59,020 --> 00:13:59,960 - [Jack] He's on his stomach. 295 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,300 - They don't always land the right way up. 296 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,290 - Right. 297 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,123 - [Jack] Anything else? 298 00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:03,956 - Um. 299 00:14:03,956 --> 00:14:05,810 - [Jack] Look at his hand, he's pointing at that tree. 300 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:09,490 - Deciduous willow tree, of the Salix genus. 301 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,120 Bark sap heavily charged with salicylic acid, 302 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,900 common to temperate regions of the Northern-- 303 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,733 - Thank you, Qureshi. 304 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,270 - [Anne] Why would he be pointing at a willow tree? 305 00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,103 - Jack? 306 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:21,030 - It's not Jack, it's guv, sir or admiral. 307 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:22,140 - Sorry, guv, it's just. 308 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:22,973 - What? 309 00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,620 - Well, judging by these footprints, 310 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,420 I would say he was heading that way. 311 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,490 - He was heading for us, for the police, but why? 312 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,699 - Roll him. 313 00:14:31,699 --> 00:14:34,449 (dramatic music) 314 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,610 (Natasha gasps) 315 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,840 Oh, my God. 316 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,213 - He looks just like you. 317 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:44,332 - It's my brother. 318 00:14:44,332 --> 00:14:45,165 - Your brother? 319 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,121 - My brother. 320 00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:46,954 - His brother? 321 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:47,787 - His brother. 322 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,630 - Your brother? 323 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:49,772 - My brother. 324 00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,590 (accordion honking) 325 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,859 - Sorry. 326 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,609 (dramatic music) 327 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:03,042 (tense music) 328 00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,787 (sullen music) 329 00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:10,037 - Oh, what happened to you? 330 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,453 Whatever happened to me? 331 00:15:14,177 --> 00:15:16,213 What became of the people we used to be? 332 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,510 I can't believe he's gone. 333 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,740 - He hasn't, Jack, I've just pulled a sheet over him. 334 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,573 Look. 335 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,183 Still there. 336 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,123 - Take him away. 337 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,383 I need a drink, come on. 338 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:44,884 I said, come on! 339 00:15:51,054 --> 00:15:55,910 - Me and Terry grew up together, played together. 340 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:58,810 I was always the golden boy and he was the black sheep. 341 00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,160 They were superhero names we made up ourselves. 342 00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:04,040 (Jack sighs) 343 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:04,873 Poor bastard. 344 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,760 That was another one. 345 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,373 Yeah, take it. 346 00:16:15,831 --> 00:16:18,330 (Anne sighs) 347 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,030 - So, when did you last see Terry? 348 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,800 - About 10 minutes ago in the forest. 349 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,050 - And before that? 350 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:25,963 - Years ago. 351 00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:30,428 Things were complex between us. 352 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:32,620 (solemn music) 353 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,667 Terry started seeing 354 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:34,964 this girl. - Jack. 355 00:16:34,964 --> 00:16:36,000 - [Jack] Deborah something. 356 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,751 - This my girlfriend. 357 00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,251 Deborah Something. 358 00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,160 - [Jack] Deborah had a sister called Jill. 359 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,267 Before long, me and Jill started going out. 360 00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,370 Four of us were close, 361 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,883 always laughing at the stupidest things. 362 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,910 Then one day, me and Jill went up a hill 363 00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,160 to fetch a pail of water. 364 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:05,030 I fell down and broke my crown and Jill came tumbling after. 365 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:06,283 She ended up in a coma. 366 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,623 Deborah became my shoulder to cry on. 367 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:14,330 And you know how that is. 368 00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,550 The musky scent of the hospital, 369 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,950 the rhythmic pumping of the ventilator, I guess. 370 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,520 We just couldn't help ourselves. 371 00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,520 Then Terry came in. 372 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:31,980 At first, he thought I was him. 373 00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,072 Then the penny dropped. 374 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:42,979 He went berserk. 375 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,729 (dramatic music) 376 00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:53,793 The shouting woke Jill up. 377 00:17:57,506 --> 00:17:59,033 That was the worst moment of my life, 378 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,690 apart from all the others. 379 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,740 Nothing was the same after that. 380 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,833 Jill vanished. 381 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,783 Terry forgave me, but I just couldn't forgive him for that. 382 00:18:15,696 --> 00:18:17,310 Me and Debbie broke up and from then on, 383 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,300 he only got in touch when he needed something. 384 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,550 Money. 385 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,713 Help with the law. 386 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,603 Bone marrow. 387 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,400 I stopped opening his letters. 388 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,700 Didn't answer his calls. 389 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:29,850 Blocked him on Twitter. 390 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:33,580 I blame myself for what happened. 391 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:37,623 - Don't blame myself for what happened. 392 00:18:37,623 --> 00:18:38,900 - Ah, but don't you see? 393 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,820 The footprints, Terry was coming to find me. 394 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:45,120 He needs one last thing from me. 395 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,670 He wants me to find his killer. 396 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:51,363 To my brother. 397 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:55,888 Uh, sorry. 398 00:18:55,888 --> 00:18:56,732 - It's okay. 399 00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:58,877 (sad music) 400 00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,960 (patrons chattering) 401 00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:18,107 (Anne panting) 402 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:25,028 (tense music) 403 00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:27,704 ♪ Super Mario ♪ 404 00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:30,609 ♪ Santos spiritus ♪ 405 00:19:30,609 --> 00:19:33,451 ♪ Estee Lauder ♪ 406 00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:36,203 ♪ Restroom for use ♪ 407 00:19:36,203 --> 00:19:38,904 ♪ Test for poisons ♪ 408 00:19:38,904 --> 00:19:41,756 ♪ Edward Finiman ♪ 409 00:19:41,756 --> 00:19:44,256 ♪ Finiman, oh ♪ 410 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,060 - [Kerry] So, how come we're out here 411 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,040 when the funeral's in there? 412 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:50,990 - We're on lookout. 413 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,490 The killer often makes an appearance 414 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,340 at the victim's funeral. 415 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,210 They get something from it. 416 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,043 A thrill. 417 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:01,173 Sense of closure. 418 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,723 Souvenir brochure. 419 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,683 - You know how killers tick, that's impressive. 420 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:12,983 - To catch any criminal, you have to think like they do. 421 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:16,573 Imagine you're them and then arrest yourself. 422 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,670 You have to get inside them. 423 00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:20,890 - But how? 424 00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:24,213 I mean, how would you go about getting inside me? 425 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,170 - I can think of a few entry points. 426 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:32,990 - Well, maybe you could fill me in back at base? 427 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:33,823 - Yeah. 428 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,393 - I'd like that. 429 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,230 You're too kind to be a cop. 430 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,386 Why'd you join the force, Des? 431 00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:48,363 - Well, it was this or the kennels. 432 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:51,523 What about you? 433 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,783 I wanted to make my dad proud. 434 00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:59,845 He's uh,žnot with us any more. 435 00:20:59,845 --> 00:21:02,428 (solemn music) 436 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,845 - I'm sorry to hear that. 437 00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:12,993 Did he die slowly? 438 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:15,840 (Kerry sniffling) 439 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,033 Sorry, none of my business. 440 00:21:34,934 --> 00:21:37,563 - Terry Cloth was a good man. 441 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,303 A man with problems, maybe, but they're at an end now, 442 00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:44,740 as are the dreams, and the hopes, 443 00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:47,783 the fears, the brain function, 444 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,680 the processing of toxins by the gut and kidneys. 445 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,090 Someone out there killed him, 446 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,610 and I won't rest till I find out who. 447 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:58,120 If you've seen anything, 448 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,910 however small or insignificant it may seem, 449 00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:03,280 please report it in complete confidence, 450 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,900 using the free phone number at the bottom 451 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,200 of your orders of service. 452 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:10,170 Okay, any questions? 453 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:11,003 Yes? 454 00:22:11,003 --> 00:22:13,500 - Um, Eva De Jong, Grief and Grievers Monthly. 455 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,420 Did anyone bear a grudge against Terry? 456 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,200 - Yes, whoever shot him. 457 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,033 Next? 458 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:19,430 - Frank Strang, Cremations Review. 459 00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:20,870 Which model oven is that? 460 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:22,620 - Denning S90. 461 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,900 Fast burn times, automatic flue control, pizza function. 462 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:26,830 Yes? 463 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:30,271 - Chris Nimnim, Indistinct Mumbler. 464 00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:33,021 (Chris mumbling) 465 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,950 - That's not clear right now. 466 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:38,783 Last question. 467 00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:41,190 Yes? 468 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:43,583 - Oh, uh, I'm in early for a wedding. 469 00:22:45,027 --> 00:22:46,598 (church bell ringing) 470 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,931 (sad music) 471 00:22:58,654 --> 00:23:00,212 - Thank you very much, appreciate it. 472 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,430 - Goodbye, yeah. 473 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:04,117 - Thank you, thank you for coming. 474 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:08,000 There'll be some pizzas in a little while. 475 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:08,833 - Jack. 476 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:10,883 - Deborah. 477 00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:14,563 - I haven't seen you since. 478 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:18,070 - I haven't seen you since, either. 479 00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:21,403 - Must be, how many years, Jack? 480 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:23,970 - Something like that. 481 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,480 - So many times I, I wanted to make contact with him, 482 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,163 but I couldn't face dredging up the past. 483 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:40,083 And the tariff I'm on is shocking, hardly any free minutes. 484 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,470 You know, if I'd stayed in touch, 485 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,148 this wouldn't have happened, I. 486 00:23:45,148 --> 00:23:48,065 (Deborah grunting) 487 00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:56,413 - Hey, hey, hey, don't beat yourself up. 488 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,020 Nobody stayed in touch with Terry. 489 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,360 He lived the life of a drifter, 490 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,010 touring around in a sequinned costume, 491 00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:05,180 singing under the boardwalk. 492 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:06,523 - I've missed you, Jack. 493 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,950 - What happened between us was a mistake. 494 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,300 - We slept together, Jack. 495 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,193 - I wasn't looking where I was going. 496 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,910 - What did she do that for? 497 00:24:22,910 --> 00:24:25,954 - Because she's bitter and cold and all alone in this world, 498 00:24:25,954 --> 00:24:27,504 and that's the way she'll stay. 499 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,219 - It must be hard, getting to her age and having no one. 500 00:24:34,219 --> 00:24:35,770 (Jack sighs) 501 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:38,550 - Ashamed to say I didn't even fancy her. 502 00:24:38,550 --> 00:24:39,763 We had sex once. 503 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,270 And to this day, the thought of it turns my stomach. 504 00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:45,620 - [Deborah] I'm still here. 505 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:53,010 - [Kerry] Hello, who are you? 506 00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:56,531 - No way he can hear you from here. 507 00:24:56,531 --> 00:24:57,504 Wait! 508 00:24:57,504 --> 00:24:58,337 No! 509 00:24:58,337 --> 00:25:01,087 (dramatic music) 510 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:03,967 - Police! 511 00:25:03,967 --> 00:25:04,940 Put the fingernail down! 512 00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:09,420 - There's a lion behind you. 513 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,540 - Mate, mate! (Kerry screams) 514 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,373 Calm down! 515 00:25:12,373 --> 00:25:13,290 - I ain't going back inside! 516 00:25:13,290 --> 00:25:14,920 - No one's going inside. 517 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,270 We just want to arrest you. 518 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,796 What's your name? 519 00:25:18,796 --> 00:25:19,629 - Kenny. 520 00:25:19,629 --> 00:25:21,943 - Kenny, we're all friends here. 521 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,390 No one needs to get hurt. 522 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:25,630 (attendee groaning) 523 00:25:25,630 --> 00:25:26,720 - All right, Ken! 524 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,840 You give me the knife, I'll give you anything you want. 525 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,710 - Another knife? 526 00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:31,543 All right. 527 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,233 - Guv. 528 00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:41,407 (Kenny groans) 529 00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:42,240 Right, I'm arresting you 530 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,320 on suspicion of suspicious behavior. 531 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,153 You do not have to say anything, 532 00:25:45,153 --> 00:25:46,224 but it may harm your defense 533 00:25:46,224 --> 00:25:47,860 if you do not mention when questioned 534 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,530 something which you later rely on in court. 535 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:50,860 Terms and conditions apply. 536 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:51,950 One coupon per customer. 537 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,160 You must be this high to ride. 538 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,030 Side effects are rare, 539 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:56,453 but may include nausea, dizziness and diarrhea. 540 00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:04,510 - Okay, Kenny. 541 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:06,140 You'd better start talking. 542 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,230 And after you start talking, you'd better start confessing. 543 00:26:09,230 --> 00:26:12,859 And then bleeding right down the end of my fists! 544 00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:14,253 - Oh, I am scared, Officer, 545 00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:16,793 - Would you like a biscuit, Kenny? 546 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,310 - Oh, you are being friendly. 547 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:21,470 - We just wanna know where you were 548 00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:22,710 the day Terry was murdered. 549 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:24,393 - I already told you. 550 00:26:24,393 --> 00:26:26,040 I was out bowling. 551 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:26,940 - [Anne] Who with? 552 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,263 - Prince Andrew. 553 00:26:31,152 --> 00:26:33,187 (Jack grunts) 554 00:26:33,187 --> 00:26:34,060 - Jack! 555 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,657 - You expect me to believe that? 556 00:26:35,657 --> 00:26:37,445 - Ooh, that really hurt. 557 00:26:37,445 --> 00:26:39,095 (Jack grunts) 558 00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:40,245 - His story checks out. 559 00:26:42,922 --> 00:26:44,900 - [Kenny] I can't believe you didn't trust me. 560 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,720 - According to his medical records, 561 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,430 when exposed to extreme stress, 562 00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:50,290 he develops a sarcastic tone of voice 563 00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:51,630 and arrogant facial expression. 564 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:52,500 - It's true. 565 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,133 - He can't help it, guv. 566 00:26:54,133 --> 00:26:55,913 - This condition's ruined my life. 567 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,063 I wish I was dead. 568 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,200 - What were you doing at the funeral? 569 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,260 - I knew Terry. 570 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:06,390 He stayed at the place Eddie Huffway runs, so did I. 571 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:07,223 - Huffway House? 572 00:27:07,223 --> 00:27:08,056 - [Kenny] Yeah. 573 00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:08,889 - It's a kind of halfway house. 574 00:27:08,889 --> 00:27:10,090 - Then let's check it out! 575 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:11,403 Get him out of my sight! 576 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:17,823 - [Kenny] Thanks so much. 577 00:27:20,668 --> 00:27:23,061 - You did all right back at the cemetery. 578 00:27:23,061 --> 00:27:24,850 - [Kerry] I got myself taken hostage. 579 00:27:24,850 --> 00:27:27,100 - You didn't cry or wet yourself 580 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,590 or take the knife and stab yourself 581 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:31,270 in the neck and tits with it, and that took guts. 582 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:32,420 - Thank you, Des. 583 00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,360 - Still, no harm brushing up on your shooter skills, 584 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,610 in case it happens again, 585 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:39,450 and I'm the best shot on the force. 586 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,963 Ask anyone at the urinals. 587 00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,270 - Have you ever killed a man? 588 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:46,410 - I never shot a man that didn't deserve it. 589 00:27:47,596 --> 00:27:48,946 Only a kid in a wheelchair. 590 00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:53,621 I booked us a private lane. 591 00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:56,204 (gentle music) 592 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,183 Okay. 593 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,133 Magazine in. 594 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:11,783 Cock it. 595 00:28:13,154 --> 00:28:14,237 There you go. 596 00:28:19,362 --> 00:28:20,195 Now, 597 00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:23,323 close your left eye. 598 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,563 Even breaths. 599 00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,350 Now, don't pull the trigger. 600 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,243 Just squeeze it. 601 00:28:37,930 --> 00:28:39,263 Just give it a squeeze. 602 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:45,123 All right, pull it. 603 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,540 (gun firing) 604 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:54,600 - Firearms weren't my strength at the academy. 605 00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:57,230 I was happier doing paperwork 606 00:28:57,230 --> 00:28:59,520 and breaking bad news to relatives. 607 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,580 - You've got a kind face. 608 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:02,430 - Thank you, Des. 609 00:29:05,183 --> 00:29:06,266 - Here we go. 610 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,460 Nice grouping. 611 00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,910 - I fired six shots, but there's only five holes. 612 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,953 - Maybe you got two in the one hole. 613 00:29:16,151 --> 00:29:19,066 That's something I've only ever seen done on video. 614 00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:20,110 - Mm. 615 00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:21,493 - [Des] You're doing really well. 616 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,790 - I'm happy to help, officers. 617 00:29:32,790 --> 00:29:34,430 I'm Eddie Huffway. 618 00:29:34,430 --> 00:29:35,530 This was Terry's room. 619 00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:42,290 - So, why was Terry staying here? 620 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:44,800 - Some of our men have mental issues, 621 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,150 some are down on their luck, 622 00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:48,560 some just want something to eat. 623 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,710 We have all sorts here. 624 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,040 Would you like one? 625 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,583 - No, thanks, I'm on duty. 626 00:29:55,558 --> 00:29:57,975 (Jack sighs) 627 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:01,430 You said Terry lived here till about two weeks ago. 628 00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:02,263 - [Eddie] Yes. 629 00:30:04,410 --> 00:30:06,240 - Not much to write home about. 630 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,573 - Fortunately, he was homeless and illiterate. 631 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:20,352 - [Jack] Is that all he owned? 632 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,185 - Yes. 633 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,833 - The pathetic story of a life no one gave two shits about. 634 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,030 - I said he was illiterate. 635 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,773 - Jack, postcard. 636 00:30:36,810 --> 00:30:37,710 - Where's it from? 637 00:30:38,936 --> 00:30:40,630 - I don't know. 638 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,423 It's got a sort of thumb on it. 639 00:30:46,349 --> 00:30:47,790 - Now, we're getting somewhere. 640 00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:50,290 (tense music) 641 00:30:57,629 --> 00:30:59,853 Funtcuck, ever heard of it? 642 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,043 No, apparently that's the way they like it. 643 00:31:04,043 --> 00:31:07,160 It's a small village, not far from here. 644 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,620 Call it a hunch, call it instinct, call me Al, 645 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,910 but I say the answers lie there. 646 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,580 Newblood, Hairihan, you two stay behind, 647 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:14,210 deal with anything that might have been left unresolved. 648 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:16,921 Anne, Asap, let's roll. 649 00:31:16,921 --> 00:31:19,671 (dramatic music) 650 00:31:35,908 --> 00:31:37,810 - Wall of Silence, established 1589. 651 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,610 One landlord, unmarried. 652 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:42,310 Period decor, exposed beams, rustic ephemera. 653 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:44,390 Two pub boors, one cat. 654 00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:46,660 Menu limited, with three misplaced apostrophes. 655 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:49,263 - Okay, let's keep this low key, discreet. 656 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,873 - Guv, guv. 657 00:31:53,894 --> 00:31:55,974 (Jack grunts) 658 00:31:55,974 --> 00:31:59,057 (patrons chattering) 659 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,713 - Greetings, people of pub! 660 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,620 I'm DI Jack Cloth, City of Town Police. 661 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,310 - And I am Anne Oldman. 662 00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:12,490 - Name, DC Asap Qureshi. 663 00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:15,790 37, five foot eight, right-handed, left-dressing. 664 00:32:15,790 --> 00:32:17,490 Enjoys French cricket, Peter Gabriel 665 00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:18,800 and bullet-pointed lists. 666 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,080 - Now you know who we are, it's your turn to help. 667 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,633 Does anyone recognize this man? 668 00:32:24,294 --> 00:32:25,127 No? 669 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,233 No one? 670 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:29,263 Come on. 671 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,090 That's Terry Cloth, but I think you know that. 672 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:36,580 We know that he was here, in this village, 673 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,440 and now he's dead. 674 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,983 Anyone want to say anything about that? 675 00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:45,870 I get it. 676 00:32:45,870 --> 00:32:47,960 The conspiracy of subtle glances, 677 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,173 the distrust of outsiders, the tight-knit community. 678 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,480 Well, your silent voices don't scare me 679 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,640 and we're not leaving till we get 680 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,100 the information we want, so start talking. 681 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,520 What was Terry doing here? 682 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,814 Tell me! 683 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,908 Huh, tell me! 684 00:33:03,908 --> 00:33:04,741 - Jack! 685 00:33:05,827 --> 00:33:07,983 - You, tell me! 686 00:33:07,983 --> 00:33:09,824 What was he doing here? - Jack, stop it! 687 00:33:09,824 --> 00:33:10,690 (patron screams) 688 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,073 - Still silent, eh? 689 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,500 Well, maybe you'll talk now! 690 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,333 - Jack, no! - Eh? 691 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,510 Maybe you'll all have something to tell me 692 00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:17,746 after I pull this trigger! 693 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:18,579 - Jack! 694 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:19,412 - What do you think of that, eh? 695 00:33:19,412 --> 00:33:23,980 - Shout and shoot all you like, they won't understand. 696 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:25,130 - Why not? 697 00:33:25,130 --> 00:33:27,319 - Because they're Danish. 698 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:30,220 (yelling in foreign language) 699 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,610 Coach load of them turned up this morning. 700 00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,240 They're taking a break from all that 701 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,143 depressing crime they gets back home. 702 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,269 - I'm very sorry, 703 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:46,652 in Danish. 704 00:33:46,652 --> 00:33:48,890 - You, what's your name? 705 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:50,543 - They call me Villager 2. 706 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,350 - Ring any bells? 707 00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:54,540 - Not since I left the Church Campanology Society. 708 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,260 - And why did you leave? 709 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:57,763 - I had a bit of a ding-dong, 710 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,490 and the bells just stopped appealing. 711 00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:03,160 I'm a handyman these days. 712 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,310 - Do you know this man? 713 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,223 - Hm, yep, I seen him. 714 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,790 Up at the Healery, he was. 715 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,400 - What's the Healery, Villager 2? 716 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,570 - It's a new age treatment place at the top of the hill. 717 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:16,273 I done some repairs there myself. 718 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:18,860 Then I come home and done a poo. 719 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,220 That's not relevant, but I thought 720 00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:22,440 you'd appreciate knowing everything. 721 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,570 - We do. 722 00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:25,850 - Qureshi, prepare some establishing chat on the Healery. 723 00:34:25,850 --> 00:34:26,930 - Yes, guv. 724 00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:30,917 - And I want it by the time I push over this stool. 725 00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:33,050 (tense music) 726 00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:35,340 - The Healery, fashionable new age treatment center. 727 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,680 Staff, 19, some older. 728 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,940 Grounds, rolling. 729 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:41,620 Celebrity client rating, D-to-G list. 730 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,940 Proprietor, Damien Vull, 53. 731 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,330 Happy to show us around, but is-- 732 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,877 - Terribly busy, I'm afraid, 733 00:34:46,877 --> 00:34:48,020 so we'll have to keep this short. 734 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,840 This is my assistant, Blue. 735 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,673 - We understand. 736 00:34:50,673 --> 00:34:52,440 - [Damien] Then let the tour commence. 737 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,600 - Tickets, please. 738 00:34:55,503 --> 00:34:58,170 (ominous music) 739 00:35:05,513 --> 00:35:07,380 - [Jack] What do you actually do here? 740 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,810 - We make people better by making them better. 741 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:10,960 - Like a hospital? 742 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,380 - Not in the conventional sense, no. 743 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,970 - At the Healery, we believe the brain is part of the body. 744 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:19,440 We specialize in improving spiritual muscle tone 745 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,190 and overcoming addiction. 746 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:22,960 We can stop anyone from taking heroin 747 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,970 almost instantaneously. 748 00:35:24,970 --> 00:35:26,080 - How? 749 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,850 - Well, it's complex, but it mainly involves 750 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:30,930 knocking the syringe out of their hand. 751 00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,530 - We also have a revolutionary approach 752 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,120 to combating people overeating. 753 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,280 - Revolutionary? 754 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,230 - We spin people round till they vomit. 755 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:40,163 - You can see the kind of thing we do through here. 756 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:48,040 - So, this place is some kind of, uh rehab-cum-spa? 757 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,520 - Rehab, yes. 758 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,200 We had to shut down the cum spa. 759 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,970 Clogged plugholes, unwanted pregnancies, that sort of thing. 760 00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:59,393 But look, this is Moon, our finest psychological masseuse. 761 00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:03,200 Her sacral-cranial therapy can release knots 762 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,460 in even the most repressed of psyches. 763 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:08,740 - We combine Western therapies with Ayurvedic philosophies, 764 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:11,190 harmonized with beliefs based on Zumba, 765 00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,320 Waybuloo and ancient Chinese wisdom. 766 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,150 - [Jack] Ancient Chinese! 767 00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:17,040 Where are they now, eh? 768 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,870 - [Damien] We're used to dealing with skeptics 769 00:36:18,870 --> 00:36:20,470 in the bullshit industry. 770 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,201 What is it exactly I can do for you, Inspector? 771 00:36:23,201 --> 00:36:24,570 - I want to know how my brother ended up 772 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:27,420 with eight holes in him, instead of the regulation seven. 773 00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:31,280 - Perhaps we should take this in my office. 774 00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:37,113 Urethral opening counts, Asap. 775 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,010 - We run a respectable business here. 776 00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:44,090 There are no secrets, you can ask me whatever you like. 777 00:36:44,090 --> 00:36:45,690 - What do you know about the death of my brother? 778 00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:47,740 - I think I've answered enough of your questions, Inspector. 779 00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:48,573 Good day. 780 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,770 - [Jack] Why was he here? 781 00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:52,680 - [Damien] Sorry, I can't discuss clients. 782 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,730 - So, he was a client? 783 00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:54,810 - I didn't say that. 784 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:55,750 - Well, say it now. 785 00:36:55,750 --> 00:37:00,680 - No, all of our clients enjoy complete confidentiality. 786 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,410 Many are extremely public figures 787 00:37:02,410 --> 00:37:04,590 who entrust with us their darkermost secrets. 788 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:05,763 Ask David Cameron. 789 00:37:07,390 --> 00:37:08,560 Who isn't one of them. 790 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,393 - Guv. 791 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,543 - So, 792 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,420 why was he here? 793 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:23,600 - Care for a round of Boggle, Inspector? 794 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,440 - I don't have time for your games! 795 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,470 Why was he here? 796 00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:29,040 - Terry was on our fam-angerment program. 797 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,990 - Fam-anger what? 798 00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:31,350 - It's a course for people who have 799 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:34,620 unresolved fury against family members. 800 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,580 We encourage the patients to take their anger out 801 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:40,340 on a life-sized replica of the family member 802 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,583 who's done them wrong. 803 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,750 - Did Terry say which family member he had anger towards? 804 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,469 - [Terry] Fuck you, Jack! 805 00:37:48,469 --> 00:37:49,762 Fuck you, Jack! 806 00:37:49,762 --> 00:37:52,262 (tense music) 807 00:37:55,253 --> 00:37:57,190 - I want a list of everyone who was on that course. 808 00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:58,335 - Absolutely out of the question. 809 00:37:58,335 --> 00:38:00,280 - And I want it right now or I will return with a warrant, 810 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,500 and you will have officers crawling over every inch 811 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,630 of this place, and when I say crawling, I mean walking! 812 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:08,443 They will tear this building limb from limb! 813 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,690 - I think you've troubled us enough 814 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:16,253 with your insinuations and your aftershave. 815 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,380 So, if you wouldn't mind? 816 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:22,140 - What? 817 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:23,340 - Leaving. 818 00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:24,940 The room! 819 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,290 The Healery. 820 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:27,467 Blue will see you out. 821 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:34,993 - Come on. 822 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,840 (suspenseful music) 823 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,640 Des, we're sending over a list of people 824 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,910 who stayed at the Healery rehab spa. 825 00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:45,820 We need to know who they are, where they are, 826 00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:48,070 how they are, what they look like, and why. 827 00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:48,903 - Yes, guv. 828 00:38:48,903 --> 00:38:49,880 - This is important, Des. 829 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,930 The whole plot could turn on this. 830 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,590 Open the archives, pull off every record you can. 831 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:57,180 Look to Newblood if you need help pulling off. 832 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:58,013 - Will do. 833 00:38:59,410 --> 00:39:00,660 - I'll be on this number. 834 00:39:02,016 --> 00:39:03,540 - Are we thinking these are potential suspects 835 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:04,990 or potential victims, guv? 836 00:39:04,990 --> 00:39:06,290 - I don't know, but let's try and find out 837 00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,490 before another dead body kills the suspense. 838 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:23,350 - Don't tap the keys, just squeeze them. 839 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,153 That's it. 840 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,353 Squeeze. 841 00:39:33,750 --> 00:39:34,963 Squeeze. 842 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,713 Squeeze. 843 00:39:43,810 --> 00:39:44,643 Or just tap it. 844 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,750 Okay, every person on this list from the Healery 845 00:39:56,750 --> 00:40:00,980 is accounted for except for this one, Rowan Willow. 846 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:02,080 - Rowan who? 847 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,660 - Rowan Willow. 848 00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,700 Willow. 849 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:05,780 Willow. 850 00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,920 Willow. 851 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,080 Willow. 852 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,280 Willow. 853 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,451 Willow. 854 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:11,860 Willow. 855 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,000 Willow. 856 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,833 Willow. 857 00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:17,003 Sorry, got stuck on a word. 858 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,360 - Deciduous willow tree. 859 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,440 - Willow tree, he was pointing at a willow tree. 860 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,460 It was a message! 861 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:24,860 - What do we know about Rowan Willow? 862 00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:26,773 - Brunette, female, Caucasian. 863 00:40:26,773 --> 00:40:28,400 Left the Healery about the same time as Terry, 864 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,950 not been seen since. 865 00:40:29,950 --> 00:40:31,570 - There's nothing about her on the computer. 866 00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:32,620 - It's almost like she's been 867 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:35,120 wiped from history by a sinister figure 868 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,200 at an establishment you've recently visited. 869 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,690 - This has got to be Vull. 870 00:40:39,794 --> 00:40:42,430 (device beeping) 871 00:40:42,430 --> 00:40:44,397 - Alive-A-Nator says this woman's still alive, guv. 872 00:40:44,397 --> 00:40:45,240 - But maybe not for long. 873 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,950 Okay, Des, Newblood, you two stay here. 874 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:49,290 Work on alternate theories and smoldering looks. 875 00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:51,180 Come on, we've got to stop Vull before he can do 876 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:53,063 whatever he's gonna do to Rowan Willow. 877 00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:53,954 Now! 878 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,704 (dramatic music) 879 00:41:02,863 --> 00:41:05,636 (baby crying) ♪ Santos spiritus ♪ 880 00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:08,490 ♪ Get some Domino ♪ 881 00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:11,103 ♪ Call Decco ♪ 882 00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:14,117 ♪ Come see them, Mario ♪ 883 00:41:14,117 --> 00:41:16,823 ♪ Poor Neal ♪ 884 00:41:16,823 --> 00:41:18,023 ♪ Poor Neal ♪ 885 00:41:18,023 --> 00:41:19,143 - Hold it, Vull! 886 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,503 Police, nobody move! 887 00:41:21,503 --> 00:41:23,490 ♪ There's a man ♪ 888 00:41:23,490 --> 00:41:24,820 (baby crying) 889 00:41:24,820 --> 00:41:26,243 - Drop the knife! 890 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,200 And the chalice! 891 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,033 And the baby! 892 00:41:31,355 --> 00:41:32,750 You're under arrest, Vull. 893 00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:33,900 - On what charge, Inspector? 894 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,400 - [Jack] Ritual slaughter without due care and attention. 895 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,500 - There's no slaughter here, Inspector. 896 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:39,650 - You killed Terry Cloth 897 00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:41,570 and now you're about to kill Rowan Willow! 898 00:41:41,570 --> 00:41:44,453 - This isn't Rowan Willow, this is Ivy Branch. 899 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,573 - Hello. 900 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,760 - [Jack] Well, then you've already killed Rowan Willow. 901 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,690 - Nonsense. 902 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:52,980 - You butchered her in a ceremony! 903 00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:55,210 Terry Cloth found out and you murdered him too! 904 00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:56,260 - Absolute cockypop! 905 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,487 - Face facts, Vull, it's over! 906 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,477 - No, you face facts, Cloth. 907 00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:00,370 You've nothing to charge me with. 908 00:42:00,370 --> 00:42:02,440 - Jack, the ceremonial dagger 909 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,020 still has the John Lewis security tag on it. 910 00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:06,340 - Shoplifting. 911 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:08,437 I say that's enough to hold you for 48 hours, 912 00:42:08,437 --> 00:42:10,100 and then I say arrest him, Qureshi. 913 00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,410 Arrest him, Qureshi. 914 00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:12,443 - Yes, guv. 915 00:42:12,443 --> 00:42:14,943 (tense music) 916 00:42:17,129 --> 00:42:17,962 - Come on. 917 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:31,798 Come on! 918 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,040 - [Des] Show's about to begin. 919 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,660 - Is it Geordie Shore? 920 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:46,240 - Something even better than that. 921 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,920 Jack's gonna crack Damien Vull. 922 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,990 This'll be like a psychological boxing match 923 00:42:50,990 --> 00:42:52,890 with brains for fists. 924 00:42:52,890 --> 00:42:55,080 He'll start by empathizing with his twisted need 925 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,540 to subjugate women. 926 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:58,200 - And if that doesn't work? 927 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,970 - He'll kick him in the bollocks, with his mind. 928 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,792 - [Jack] What did you do with Rowan Willow? 929 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:04,723 - Rowan who-oh? 930 00:43:04,723 --> 00:43:06,780 - [Jack] Rowan Willow! 931 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,910 - Never seen that woman before in my life. 932 00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:11,000 You killed her in one of your ceremonies. 933 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,400 - I told you, Inspector, that ceremony you witnessed 934 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,250 was strictly therapeutic. 935 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,940 We often encourage our patients 936 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,840 to enact a gothic ritual slaughtering, 937 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,670 right up to, but not including, the moment of death. 938 00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:25,080 Makes the participants feel good about themselves, 939 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,720 knowing that they couldn't do such a thing, 940 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,600 even though they're dressed as if they definitely would. 941 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,433 - Liar! 942 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:31,770 - I didn't expect you to understand. 943 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:34,280 You're a simple man with simple tastes. 944 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,003 Never eaten a Guylian chocolate, 945 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,883 admired the paintings of Vettriano, 946 00:43:39,810 --> 00:43:42,760 read any of the works of James Herbert. 947 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:47,283 It must be a sad, sorry little existence in there. 948 00:43:50,352 --> 00:43:52,805 Would you like to see my bum, Inspector? 949 00:43:52,805 --> 00:43:53,770 - No. 950 00:43:53,770 --> 00:43:56,512 - Then I don't believe we have anything more to discuss. 951 00:43:56,512 --> 00:43:57,345 - [Kerry] Vull's good. 952 00:43:57,345 --> 00:43:59,060 - Jack needs to forget about the pretty stuff 953 00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:00,213 and get stuck in. 954 00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:04,090 Kammy, what do you make of it so far? 955 00:44:04,090 --> 00:44:05,780 - Unbelievable, Des. 956 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:08,710 Cloth has started this interrogation slowly 957 00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:10,760 and at this level, you can't afford to do that. 958 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,500 - Surely we're gonna see the introduction 959 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,580 of Oldman at some point? 960 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:14,790 - She'll be itching to get on. 961 00:44:14,790 --> 00:44:16,950 This is just her type of fixture. 962 00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:18,450 Cloth needs to bring her on, 963 00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,210 get her running at Vull, making it personal. 964 00:44:21,210 --> 00:44:23,023 - Okay, looks like we're back on. 965 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,710 - [Jack] Why do you hate women so much, Vull? 966 00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:27,850 - I love women. 967 00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:28,683 - Oh, come off it! 968 00:44:28,683 --> 00:44:30,970 You're a classic misogynist! 969 00:44:30,970 --> 00:44:32,380 You don't have any respect for anything 970 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:34,260 with knockers or a fanny. 971 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,660 - I believe the medical term is quim, Inspector. 972 00:44:39,730 --> 00:44:40,637 - Look at her. 973 00:44:42,470 --> 00:44:43,573 Look at her! 974 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:46,150 What do you see? 975 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,313 Just another victim? 976 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,130 Some women are just asking to be 977 00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:51,840 sacrificed on an altar, aren't they? 978 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,673 And she's one of them. 979 00:44:52,673 --> 00:44:53,506 - Stop this. 980 00:44:53,506 --> 00:44:55,420 - You can read her like a Kindle, can't you? 981 00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:58,163 Just push her buttons and see it all. 982 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,333 The childhood. 983 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,350 Not popular at school. 984 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:05,440 No friends, except for the other 985 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,620 lesbian-officers-in-waiting, of course. 986 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:08,890 - [Vull] Please, stop this. 987 00:45:08,890 --> 00:45:10,280 - Little Miss Proper! 988 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,940 Little Miss Prim! 989 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:16,153 Little Miss Boohoo Shitty Childhood Bitch! 990 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:20,440 No wonder she signed up to the force, 991 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,040 looking for excitement, a thrill, 992 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,170 a tingle in the loins maybe. 993 00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:27,450 Yeah, that's it. 994 00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:31,890 It excites her, the danger of it, that and the paperwork, 995 00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:33,390 and the scent of her commanding officer. 996 00:45:33,390 --> 00:45:35,350 She slept with him, you know? 997 00:45:35,350 --> 00:45:36,830 She loved it! 998 00:45:36,830 --> 00:45:39,260 She took off all her clothes 999 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:41,700 and she slept with him in the nude! 1000 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,840 - Don't! - Oh, yeah! 1001 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,299 He saw her bum and everything! 1002 00:45:45,299 --> 00:45:46,380 And where did it get her? 1003 00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,490 Nowhere. 1004 00:45:47,490 --> 00:45:49,100 So, how does she ease the pain? 1005 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:50,610 She drinks. 1006 00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:52,890 Oh, I know, all right, it's no secret. 1007 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:55,350 She laps vodka from toilets like a dog, 1008 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:58,970 a dog that drinks, which dogs don't, but she does. 1009 00:45:58,970 --> 00:46:01,680 Imagine a drinking dog with her stupid head on it 1010 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,050 and her stupid female mouth and her stupid woman's tongue, 1011 00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:07,160 and her ridiculous lady throat. 1012 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,695 She just, aw, fuck it! 1013 00:46:09,695 --> 00:46:13,430 (Jack blowing raspberries) 1014 00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:15,617 - For God's sake, man, stop it! 1015 00:46:15,617 --> 00:46:16,550 Can't you see she's upset? 1016 00:46:16,550 --> 00:46:18,040 She's only a woman, for God's sake! 1017 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,420 I mean, you've humiliated her so much, 1018 00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:21,540 she can't even speak for herself. 1019 00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:24,303 She'll probably run out of the room any second, poor thing. 1020 00:46:25,295 --> 00:46:27,878 (sullen music) 1021 00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:30,603 See? 1022 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:35,248 (Anne sobbing) 1023 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:40,707 - Jack, you bastard! 1024 00:46:40,707 --> 00:46:43,270 Are you all right in there, Oldman? 1025 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:44,103 - Oldman. 1026 00:46:44,103 --> 00:46:45,610 - Are you all right in there, Oldman? 1027 00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:49,020 - Just could you get me some more paper? 1028 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:50,457 - A3 or A4? 1029 00:46:50,457 --> 00:46:52,600 (glass clatters) 1030 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,433 What was that? 1031 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:59,264 - [Anne] Just a porcelain shit, nothing to worry about. 1032 00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:07,203 - Are you okay? 1033 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,220 - It's not easy being a woman in this environment. 1034 00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:13,090 - The ladies' toilets? 1035 00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:14,390 - There's a glass ceiling. 1036 00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:17,813 - Oh, that's disgusting. 1037 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,763 - Boys down the station see us as sex objects or harridans. 1038 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,530 They won't let us be both. 1039 00:47:25,530 --> 00:47:28,023 - You shouted something about Jack. 1040 00:47:29,030 --> 00:47:29,863 - It's nothing. 1041 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,980 I, we. 1042 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:39,333 - It's okay, I wee in toilets too. 1043 00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:42,770 - Jack and I have got a history. 1044 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:47,530 The kind of history you don't read about in books. 1045 00:47:47,530 --> 00:47:49,800 At least, not on public transport. 1046 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,090 - You mean you two-- 1047 00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:53,860 - We had sex, like a pair of idiots. 1048 00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:55,570 - You mean while gurgling and clapping your hands? 1049 00:47:55,570 --> 00:47:58,090 - He was the best lover I ever had, 1050 00:47:58,090 --> 00:47:59,430 until it went pear-shaped. 1051 00:47:59,430 --> 00:48:00,520 - Had he banged it on something? 1052 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,880 - And now every time I see him, 1053 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,060 my heart wants to put its head on my shoulder 1054 00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:06,793 and cry from the inside. 1055 00:48:07,670 --> 00:48:08,930 Do you know that feeling? 1056 00:48:08,930 --> 00:48:11,690 - Yes, yes. 1057 00:48:11,690 --> 00:48:12,523 I, 1058 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,482 I lost my dad when I was young. 1059 00:48:16,482 --> 00:48:19,057 (sullen music) 1060 00:48:19,057 --> 00:48:20,407 - I'm sorry to hear that. 1061 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:24,620 Did he die slowly? 1062 00:48:25,657 --> 00:48:27,671 I'm sorry, it's none of my business. 1063 00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,470 (Kerry sobbing) 1064 00:48:29,470 --> 00:48:30,303 Don't cry. 1065 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,977 - [Kerry] It's just so raw, you know? 1066 00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:43,450 - I'm sure if he was looking at you right now, 1067 00:48:44,710 --> 00:48:46,407 he'd be ever so proud of you. 1068 00:48:56,842 --> 00:48:58,480 - Anne. 1069 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,000 Anne, I had to say those things in there! 1070 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,050 I had to make Vull think that I thought the way he does, 1071 00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:05,780 through a mad brain! 1072 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,617 - Didn't work, did it? 1073 00:49:07,617 --> 00:49:09,010 - Look, I can break him, 1074 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:10,410 If you'll just come back in there 1075 00:49:10,410 --> 00:49:12,100 with me for a few more hours, 1076 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,124 let me harangue you in front of him. 1077 00:49:14,124 --> 00:49:15,253 - What if he didn't do it? 1078 00:49:15,253 --> 00:49:17,550 - Vull killed Rowan Willow, I'm certain of it! 1079 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:18,387 - There's not even a body. 1080 00:49:18,387 --> 00:49:20,570 - Ah, because Terry knew where it was 1081 00:49:20,570 --> 00:49:22,120 and he's dead now, thanks to Vull. 1082 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,630 Don't you see? 1083 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:26,110 Vull had him killed to cover up his death cult! 1084 00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:27,380 - Jack! - There's no way those towers 1085 00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:28,630 could have collapsed like that! 1086 00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:30,230 It was a controlled demolition! 1087 00:49:30,230 --> 00:49:32,220 John, George, Ringo, they all knew! 1088 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,243 That's why Paul's barefoot on the cover! 1089 00:49:34,243 --> 00:49:36,330 - Jack! 1090 00:49:36,330 --> 00:49:38,000 Listen to yourself! 1091 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,660 This is madness. 1092 00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:41,770 You've let it get personal, Jack. 1093 00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,250 What will it take to convince you that Vull's innocent? 1094 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,690 Another murder? 1095 00:49:45,690 --> 00:49:49,160 Is that what you want to see, the moment I walk away? 1096 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,133 Well, is it? 1097 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:54,870 - [Announcer] This is Radio 3. 1098 00:49:54,870 --> 00:49:59,023 And now Ikea Johansson's Requiem For An Unsuspecting Victim. 1099 00:50:00,363 --> 00:50:03,936 (light music) (floorboards creaking) 1100 00:50:03,936 --> 00:50:05,427 - Hello? 1101 00:50:05,427 --> 00:50:08,717 (door clicks) 1102 00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:09,550 Hello? 1103 00:50:09,550 --> 00:50:10,693 (shoes tapping) 1104 00:50:10,693 --> 00:50:12,800 Hello? 1105 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:13,633 Hello? 1106 00:50:15,425 --> 00:50:16,258 Oh, Marmoset. 1107 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:20,306 You'll be the death of me one day. 1108 00:50:20,306 --> 00:50:22,015 (Marmoset meows) 1109 00:50:22,015 --> 00:50:24,765 (dramatic music) 1110 00:50:25,641 --> 00:50:27,974 (gun fires) 1111 00:50:37,669 --> 00:50:40,252 (solemn music) 1112 00:50:53,255 --> 00:50:54,442 - There you are. 1113 00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:58,030 Cloth, I've had Damien Vull's lawyer 1114 00:50:58,030 --> 00:50:59,870 in my ear for the past hour. 1115 00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:01,500 - Don't lie, he'd never fit! 1116 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:04,530 - Vull is an important and influential member of society. 1117 00:51:04,530 --> 00:51:06,600 You can't simply toss accusations 1118 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,310 of murder at him like peas at a goose. 1119 00:51:09,310 --> 00:51:10,780 This isn't an episode of Cracker. 1120 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,870 - But-- - Cracker, Jack. 1121 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,490 - This is personal, Tom. 1122 00:51:14,490 --> 00:51:16,880 - So is Ed Miliband's anus, 1123 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,760 and I don't want to see that in my workplace either. 1124 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,480 Pull yourself together or hit the road. 1125 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,203 - But-- - Hit the road, Jack. 1126 00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:28,113 - Guv, we found a body. 1127 00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:29,893 - Rowan Willow? 1128 00:51:29,893 --> 00:51:30,790 - No. 1129 00:51:30,790 --> 00:51:32,480 But it's dead, guv. 1130 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,810 It's the same MO as Terry. 1131 00:51:33,810 --> 00:51:35,482 - [Jack] Time of death? 1132 00:51:35,482 --> 00:51:36,315 (Asap sighs) 1133 00:51:36,315 --> 00:51:37,460 - It's too early to say. 1134 00:51:43,602 --> 00:51:44,435 - And now? 1135 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,842 - Sometime in the last few hours. 1136 00:51:45,842 --> 00:51:46,750 (Jack sighs) 1137 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,973 - Vull's been here all day, it can't have been him. 1138 00:51:49,990 --> 00:51:51,280 The victim, who is he? 1139 00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,520 - It's not a he, sir. 1140 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,493 It's a she, sir. 1141 00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:55,523 It's your ex, sir. 1142 00:51:56,510 --> 00:51:57,410 It's Deborah, sir. 1143 00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,802 - Sweet Valley High. 1144 00:52:00,802 --> 00:52:03,302 (tense music) 1145 00:52:06,310 --> 00:52:08,640 - I warn you, she's a ripe one. 1146 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,830 I thought the time of death was only a few hours ago. 1147 00:52:10,830 --> 00:52:14,040 It was, but she was found under an electric blanket 1148 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,460 switched to maximum, with the central heating on. 1149 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:18,150 The air con in the meat wagon broke down 1150 00:52:18,150 --> 00:52:19,340 when they brought her in and she was 1151 00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:21,650 inadvertently left on a plate warmer 1152 00:52:21,650 --> 00:52:24,370 instead of in a refrigeration unit. 1153 00:52:24,370 --> 00:52:26,310 I know women are putty in your hands, Jack, 1154 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,050 but this one, huh! 1155 00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:30,093 She's just putty. 1156 00:52:31,401 --> 00:52:33,320 - [Jack] Slayed in flame. 1157 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,330 - Think you can handle it? 1158 00:52:34,330 --> 00:52:35,340 - Mm-hmm. 1159 00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:37,220 - Bullet entered the cranium, 1160 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,320 although the hole has softened, 1161 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,170 so we can't tell much from the wound, 1162 00:52:40,170 --> 00:52:43,853 and the bullet appears to have lodged elsewhere in the body. 1163 00:52:43,853 --> 00:52:46,260 The easiest way is to go in through the ribs, 1164 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,850 a bit easier since the foxes appear 1165 00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:50,750 to have broken into the flat and already had a go. 1166 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:51,583 - Them again? 1167 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,583 (saw whirring) 1168 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,480 - As you can see, she seems to have eaten 1169 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,173 quite a few internal organs before dying. 1170 00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:25,180 They've had a good snack on the left arm, 1171 00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:26,523 almost hollowed out. 1172 00:53:28,290 --> 00:53:30,790 Looks like she'd already been doused in an acid bath. 1173 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:33,343 Signs of burns here and here. 1174 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:36,360 Nothing in the throat. 1175 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,383 Now, let me just do this for absolutely no reason. 1176 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:44,068 (Kerry retching) 1177 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,980 Anyway, no idea who she is, 1178 00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:53,720 just thought you'd be interested. 1179 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,173 Your victim's just over here. 1180 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,610 Clean and efficient, and the bullet matches Terry's. 1181 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:04,700 She was shot with the same gun. 1182 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:05,533 - My God. 1183 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,380 - Jack, this has nothing to do with the Healery. 1184 00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:10,413 My brother and my brother's ex-girlfriend. 1185 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,523 Ah, come on, Jack, think! 1186 00:54:13,390 --> 00:54:14,600 You were close to both of them. 1187 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,670 Nobody knew them better than you. 1188 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:17,710 Who connects them? 1189 00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:21,333 - Guv, this was left on the body. 1190 00:54:22,786 --> 00:54:25,330 (tense music) 1191 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,180 - Why are you wearing x's? 1192 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,230 - Those were added after this photo was taken, Des. 1193 00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:30,470 Don't you see? 1194 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:31,363 I'm the link. 1195 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,760 Whoever killed Terry and Deborah, 1196 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,959 they're telling me I'm next. 1197 00:54:35,959 --> 00:54:38,709 (dramatic music) 1198 00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:46,440 - I understand I'm free to leave, Inspector. 1199 00:54:47,810 --> 00:54:49,330 I'd like to say it's been a pleasure, 1200 00:54:49,330 --> 00:54:52,030 but for some reason, I haven't been scripted to do so. 1201 00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,990 And if you've been affected by any of the issues arising 1202 00:54:59,990 --> 00:55:04,110 from my interrogation, here's a card for the Healery. 1203 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,510 You can't hide behind a bottle, you know, 1204 00:55:09,510 --> 00:55:10,760 because it's transparent. 1205 00:55:17,670 --> 00:55:19,270 - Okay, recap. 1206 00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:21,010 Let's speak out loud what we know so far, 1207 00:55:21,010 --> 00:55:22,250 even though we clearly all know it 1208 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:23,960 because we're all saying it in turn. 1209 00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,050 - First victim, Terry Cloth. 1210 00:55:25,050 --> 00:55:25,883 - My brother. 1211 00:55:25,883 --> 00:55:26,716 - Shot dead in a forest. 1212 00:55:26,716 --> 00:55:28,150 - No trace of semen on the body. 1213 00:55:28,150 --> 00:55:29,837 - Two weeks after vanishing from the Healery. 1214 00:55:29,837 --> 00:55:31,680 - A sort of new age treatment center. 1215 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,513 - [Jack] Run by this man. 1216 00:55:32,513 --> 00:55:33,346 - Damien Vull. 1217 00:55:33,346 --> 00:55:34,310 - Also missing from the Healery. 1218 00:55:34,310 --> 00:55:35,340 - Rowan Willow. 1219 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:36,670 - No trace of semen on the body. 1220 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:38,890 - [Jack] Yesterday, we found another corpse. 1221 00:55:38,890 --> 00:55:40,630 - Terry's ex-girlfriend, your ex-lover. 1222 00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:41,463 - [Asap] Deborah. 1223 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:42,450 - Shot with the same-- - Gun as-- 1224 00:55:42,450 --> 00:55:43,516 - Terry. - No trace of semen 1225 00:55:43,516 --> 00:55:44,349 on the body. 1226 00:55:44,349 --> 00:55:45,270 - Which means the next target-- 1227 00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:46,103 - For our killer-- 1228 00:55:46,103 --> 00:55:46,980 - Is almost certainly-- 1229 00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:48,330 - Me, Jack Cloth. 1230 00:55:48,330 --> 00:55:49,370 - I'm the new girl. 1231 00:55:49,370 --> 00:55:50,940 - No trace of semen on the body. 1232 00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:52,480 - [Asap] That's what I look like in a hat. 1233 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,313 - [Kerry] And now we're-- 1234 00:55:53,313 --> 00:55:54,146 - Entering-- - The-- 1235 00:55:54,146 --> 00:55:54,979 - Inci-- - Dent-- 1236 00:55:54,979 --> 00:55:55,812 - Room. 1237 00:55:55,812 --> 00:55:57,663 Okay, listen up! 1238 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:02,993 Take a look at our murderer's next intended victim! 1239 00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:09,260 That's right, I'm the target. 1240 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,240 So, we can probably assume 1241 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,183 that everyone close to me is at risk. 1242 00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,750 We treat this like any other protection operation. 1243 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:22,730 This man gets murdered over my dead body. 1244 00:56:22,730 --> 00:56:24,510 We need to know everything there is about this guy. 1245 00:56:24,510 --> 00:56:26,210 How tall he is, who's he slept with, 1246 00:56:26,210 --> 00:56:27,250 who does he want to sleep with, 1247 00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:29,050 but something, call it the job, if you like, 1248 00:56:29,050 --> 00:56:30,483 keeps getting in the way. 1249 00:56:30,483 --> 00:56:31,316 There's some stuff I can tell you about him 1250 00:56:31,316 --> 00:56:33,020 you might not know already. 1251 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,270 He has a secret pornography obsession, 1252 00:56:35,270 --> 00:56:37,580 which he's terrified'll come out one day. 1253 00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:39,220 He's haunted by the death of his wife, 1254 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:40,320 whatever her name was. 1255 00:56:41,170 --> 00:56:43,100 And he keeps making these weird spelling mistakes 1256 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:44,913 when people are watching. 1257 00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:48,700 Whoever carried out these crimes 1258 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,000 has a grudge against these two men, 1259 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,210 and it's only gonna escalate. 1260 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:56,400 So far, he's only targeted people that we scarcely know. 1261 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,387 We've gotta catch him 1262 00:56:57,387 --> 00:57:00,490 before he graduates to regular characters. 1263 00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:02,810 So, we gotta go door to door, put feelers out, 1264 00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,840 compile a list of everybody who hates me. 1265 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,980 - Could be a long list. 1266 00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:07,610 - So, use a small font size if you have to, 1267 00:57:07,610 --> 00:57:09,830 but keep it legible, nothing smaller than seven-point, 1268 00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:11,130 alphabetical, with pictures. 1269 00:57:11,130 --> 00:57:14,212 Come on, people, let's go, before someone else gets killed. 1270 00:57:14,212 --> 00:57:18,020 (people chattering) 1271 00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:19,540 - If this killer of yours 1272 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:22,430 really is bumping off your close associates, 1273 00:57:22,430 --> 00:57:23,350 I could be next. 1274 00:57:23,350 --> 00:57:24,530 - Well, let's hope it comes to that. 1275 00:57:24,530 --> 00:57:25,650 - So, you'd better catch this maniac 1276 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,360 before I turn up dead, or I'll be furious. 1277 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,520 So, get searching, from the deepest quarry 1278 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:31,852 to the highest steeple. 1279 00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:33,173 - But-- - Steeple, Jack. 1280 00:57:34,199 --> 00:57:36,866 (ominous music) 1281 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:42,120 - Female, early 30s, Caucasian. 1282 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,640 Approximately five foot seven inches tall. 1283 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,480 Long, light-brown hair, slim build. 1284 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:53,293 Likes farmers' markets, musicals, curling up with a DVD. 1285 00:57:54,610 --> 00:57:57,540 I suppose I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh. 1286 00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:59,140 That's the most important thing. 1287 00:58:00,090 --> 00:58:03,930 And an interest in forensic pathology would be great. 1288 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:05,790 Photos preferable. 1289 00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:09,663 Email NatSach@townmorgue.gov. 1290 00:58:17,786 --> 00:58:19,940 (door squeaking) 1291 00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:20,833 Somebody there? 1292 00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:28,405 Hello? 1293 00:58:30,372 --> 00:58:33,205 (Natasha panting) 1294 00:58:34,399 --> 00:58:36,623 P.S., send help. 1295 00:58:38,230 --> 00:58:39,063 Please! 1296 00:58:39,063 --> 00:58:40,240 Not the face! 1297 00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,490 It has sentimental value. 1298 00:58:42,572 --> 00:58:45,322 (dramatic music) 1299 00:58:47,226 --> 00:58:49,559 (gun fires) 1300 00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:52,530 - [Asap] Natasha Sachet, forensic pathologist. 1301 00:58:52,530 --> 00:58:53,560 - I know that, Asap! 1302 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,500 - [Asap] Worked at the City of Town Police-- 1303 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:55,333 - [Jack] That too! 1304 00:58:55,333 --> 00:58:56,166 - [Asap] Friends with-- 1305 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:56,999 - Know it! - Lived in a-- 1306 00:58:56,999 --> 00:58:57,832 - Got it! - Had a-- 1307 00:58:57,832 --> 00:58:58,847 - Yes, yes! 1308 00:58:58,847 --> 00:58:59,980 - Didn't actually say anything, so maybe you didn't-- 1309 00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:01,066 - I know that! - But she's not-- 1310 00:59:01,066 --> 00:59:03,855 - Thanks, Qureshi, that's enough! 1311 00:59:03,855 --> 00:59:05,105 Aberdeen Angus! 1312 00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:08,496 Natasha! 1313 00:59:08,496 --> 00:59:10,020 Oh, no! 1314 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,280 Oh, why you? 1315 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,380 Why not someone else, like Qureshi or Hairihan 1316 00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:17,650 or him over there and his wife and kids? 1317 00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:20,053 Or me, why not take me? 1318 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,023 - Because no one can take you anywhere, Jack. 1319 00:59:25,370 --> 00:59:27,090 - You're not dead. 1320 00:59:27,090 --> 00:59:28,703 - As far as I can tell, no. 1321 00:59:30,050 --> 00:59:32,630 Bullet entered the body here, 1322 00:59:32,630 --> 00:59:35,060 just below the left clavicle apex. 1323 00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:37,560 I was lucky, one centimeter to the right, 1324 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,750 and I'd be in the morgue. 1325 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,690 - Any trace of semen on the body? 1326 00:59:40,690 --> 00:59:41,583 - Not yet. 1327 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:44,120 - [Anne] Did you see the gun? 1328 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,150 - No, but I kept a souvenir. 1329 00:59:47,150 --> 00:59:49,370 It felt like a .22. 1330 00:59:49,370 --> 00:59:51,410 Same bullet that killed your brother. 1331 00:59:51,410 --> 00:59:53,490 Same bullet that killed Deborah. 1332 00:59:53,490 --> 00:59:57,340 And, judging by the barrel marks, fired from the same gun. 1333 00:59:57,340 --> 00:59:58,310 - Did you see who did it? 1334 00:59:58,310 --> 00:59:59,643 - I'll ask the questions! 1335 01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:03,143 What she said. 1336 01:00:03,143 --> 01:00:04,223 - Only for a second. 1337 01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:06,673 I saw a motorcycle helmet. 1338 01:00:08,543 --> 01:00:11,626 And then (groaning)! 1339 01:00:12,627 --> 01:00:14,721 - Natasha, Natasha? 1340 01:00:14,721 --> 01:00:15,780 Medic! 1341 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:17,788 Natasha, Natasha, Natasha? 1342 01:00:17,788 --> 01:00:19,868 - [Medic] Coming through. 1343 01:00:19,868 --> 01:00:22,774 (tense music) 1344 01:00:22,774 --> 01:00:24,607 One, two, three, lift. 1345 01:00:27,150 --> 01:00:28,850 - Get them, Jack, before they get 1346 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:30,443 someone you really care about. 1347 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,593 Witch! 1348 01:00:32,593 --> 01:00:33,790 - Victim. - Bollock. 1349 01:00:33,790 --> 01:00:34,623 - Ponce. 1350 01:00:34,623 --> 01:00:35,970 - Make sure she gets the best medical care 1351 01:00:35,970 --> 01:00:36,880 the state can provide! 1352 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:38,854 I'll pay for it out of my taxes! 1353 01:00:38,854 --> 01:00:41,734 (solemn music) 1354 01:00:41,734 --> 01:00:44,151 (Jack sighs) 1355 01:00:45,546 --> 01:00:47,796 Things just got personaler. 1356 01:00:49,010 --> 01:00:49,843 - Natasha? 1357 01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:53,910 You said she was just a human you worked near. 1358 01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:57,513 Unless you had history. 1359 01:00:58,730 --> 01:00:59,830 - There was chemistry. 1360 01:01:00,974 --> 01:01:02,210 - And biology? 1361 01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:04,030 (Jack sighs) 1362 01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:05,674 - With double physics. 1363 01:01:05,674 --> 01:01:07,301 (Jack moaning) 1364 01:01:07,301 --> 01:01:09,968 (Natasha moans) 1365 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,090 - How long did it go on for? 1366 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:21,800 - Oh, two, maybe three minutes. 1367 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:23,010 Don't judge me, Anne. 1368 01:01:23,010 --> 01:01:24,700 My wife had just died, for God's sake! 1369 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:26,714 My mind was elsewhere. 1370 01:01:26,714 --> 01:01:29,547 (Natasha moaning) 1371 01:01:31,290 --> 01:01:33,820 She wanted more, but I said no and that was that. 1372 01:01:35,594 --> 01:01:37,160 There was gossip, of course, but we stayed professional, 1373 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,840 never let it affect our work. 1374 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,140 Even though everyone knew. 1375 01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,413 - Not everyone. 1376 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,790 - [Jack] Anne, please! 1377 01:01:56,790 --> 01:01:58,240 - You and Natasha! 1378 01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,347 The boys down the station used to talk 1379 01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:01,470 about all the notches on your bedpost. 1380 01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:03,440 They never said anything about you sleeping with women. 1381 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,340 - It was just sex. 1382 01:02:05,510 --> 01:02:09,640 Intimate, earthy sex, up to and including ejaculation. 1383 01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,473 - Don't paint me a picture. 1384 01:02:10,473 --> 01:02:12,250 - Look, you want to see the photos on my phone? 1385 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,280 You'll see how little it meant. 1386 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,260 I've got this blank look on my face, 1387 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:19,140 like a bored horse staring at a fence post, 1388 01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:20,672 even as I'm watching it go in. 1389 01:02:20,672 --> 01:02:22,301 - I don't want to see anything! 1390 01:02:22,301 --> 01:02:23,460 I just want it all to go away. 1391 01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:25,093 Not just you, all of it, 1392 01:02:25,093 --> 01:02:27,740 all the death and the pain and the anguish 1393 01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:29,690 and all the endless striding down corridors 1394 01:02:29,690 --> 01:02:33,088 just to get a bit of bloody movement into things! 1395 01:02:33,088 --> 01:02:37,741 I can't stand it any more! 1396 01:02:37,741 --> 01:02:39,223 - No, Anne, don't. 1397 01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:41,874 - I'll do it, Jack, I swear I will. 1398 01:02:41,874 --> 01:02:42,707 - What are you gonna do? 1399 01:02:42,707 --> 01:02:44,030 Climb inside that bottle 1400 01:02:44,030 --> 01:02:46,834 and stay there for the rest of your life? 1401 01:02:46,834 --> 01:02:47,741 (Jack sighs) 1402 01:02:47,741 --> 01:02:49,370 I've tried. 1403 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,570 You'll never get your hips through the neck. 1404 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:55,420 - I just don't know what to do. 1405 01:02:58,218 --> 01:02:59,273 Oh! 1406 01:02:59,273 --> 01:03:01,623 - [Jack] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 1407 01:03:04,674 --> 01:03:05,507 Oh, oh. 1408 01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:11,713 It's okay, it's all right. 1409 01:03:15,762 --> 01:03:18,929 (Kerry clears throat) 1410 01:03:23,020 --> 01:03:24,299 Yeah, what is it? 1411 01:03:24,299 --> 01:03:25,650 - Qureshi said he's been through the files 1412 01:03:25,650 --> 01:03:27,510 and he's drawn a total blank. 1413 01:03:27,510 --> 01:03:28,410 It's all on there. 1414 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:32,490 - Good work. 1415 01:03:32,490 --> 01:03:35,033 Listen, we're all exhausted. 1416 01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:38,550 Go home, pour yourself a glass of wine and go to bed. 1417 01:03:38,550 --> 01:03:40,000 - And drink it in the morning? 1418 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:40,833 - If it helps. 1419 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,210 - To be honest, with all the killings, 1420 01:03:44,210 --> 01:03:47,050 I'm nervous about going home on my own. 1421 01:03:47,050 --> 01:03:49,890 - I'm sure Des won't mind looking after you. 1422 01:03:49,890 --> 01:03:52,112 - I didn't realize it was that obvious. 1423 01:03:52,112 --> 01:03:54,862 (romantic music) 1424 01:03:58,712 --> 01:03:59,879 - You and Des? 1425 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,610 You have my blessing. 1426 01:04:03,610 --> 01:04:05,060 - Who are you, her dad? 1427 01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:07,550 - No, her boss, and she's an impressive young woman 1428 01:04:07,550 --> 01:04:09,250 who's done well in her first week. 1429 01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:12,180 Take the night off, Kerry. 1430 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,830 Have fun, don't get killed. 1431 01:04:13,830 --> 01:04:14,663 You deserve it. 1432 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:16,583 - Thank you. 1433 01:04:18,904 --> 01:04:19,904 - And Kerry. 1434 01:04:21,370 --> 01:04:22,300 Be careful. 1435 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:23,133 - I will. 1436 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:30,040 (Kerry groans) 1437 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,133 - You're going soft. 1438 01:04:32,290 --> 01:04:34,400 - Anne, you need help with the drinking. 1439 01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,190 - I can unscrew bottles just fine on my own. 1440 01:04:36,190 --> 01:04:37,710 - One day you won't, next thing you know, 1441 01:04:37,710 --> 01:04:39,100 you'll be smashing bottles in your mouth 1442 01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:41,190 to get to the drink, and then it's too late. 1443 01:04:41,190 --> 01:04:43,667 Take some time off and dry out, okay? 1444 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,882 (sullen music) 1445 01:05:03,736 --> 01:05:06,403 (ominous music) 1446 01:05:10,792 --> 01:05:13,730 (phone ringing) 1447 01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:14,563 - Hello? 1448 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:16,703 Put her through. 1449 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,490 How can I help, Ms. Oldman? 1450 01:05:21,630 --> 01:05:23,740 How can I help, Ms. Oldman? 1451 01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:28,272 - I need to clean up, I wanna check in and sort my life out. 1452 01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:29,833 - Oh, that's excellent news. 1453 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,863 Blue will prepare a bed for you now. 1454 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,053 Looks like we have a new client. 1455 01:05:41,072 --> 01:05:43,905 (Damien laughing) 1456 01:05:52,218 --> 01:05:54,968 (Damien sighing) 1457 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,440 - Just spoke to Jack. 1458 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,310 He said we should take the night off, not get murdered, 1459 01:05:59,310 --> 01:06:01,120 and come in tomorrow, refreshed. 1460 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,380 - Nice one. 1461 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:03,213 Pint? 1462 01:06:03,213 --> 01:06:04,230 - Yeah, why not? 1463 01:06:04,230 --> 01:06:08,380 - Actually, Des, I was thinking we could do something. 1464 01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:09,280 - Shove your pint. 1465 01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:12,780 What did you have in mind? 1466 01:06:12,780 --> 01:06:14,750 - Well, there's this sort of harrowing film 1467 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,080 at the Guardiman Cinema. 1468 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,040 It's meant to be good. 1469 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,170 - I love harrowing, it's a hobby of mine. 1470 01:06:20,170 --> 01:06:23,778 - Okay, well, it's a date. 1471 01:06:23,778 --> 01:06:26,361 (gentle music) 1472 01:06:44,540 --> 01:06:46,417 - Just gotta, you know. 1473 01:06:46,417 --> 01:06:47,683 And maybe have a shit. 1474 01:06:52,390 --> 01:06:53,223 - Good luck. 1475 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:55,310 - Where are you going? 1476 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:58,363 - I'm sorting myself out. 1477 01:06:59,490 --> 01:07:01,083 I've lost focus recently. 1478 01:07:02,130 --> 01:07:03,263 Everything's a blur. 1479 01:07:04,310 --> 01:07:05,143 - So, you're-- 1480 01:07:05,143 --> 01:07:06,230 - Going to the Healery. 1481 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:07,263 Just for a few days. 1482 01:07:12,964 --> 01:07:15,464 (tense music) 1483 01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:22,003 - All right. 1484 01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:55,189 - [Actor] Where's the baby? 1485 01:07:55,189 --> 01:07:56,437 Where's my little baby? 1486 01:07:56,437 --> 01:07:57,270 - [Actress] I don't know. 1487 01:07:57,270 --> 01:07:59,077 - [Actor] Take the syringe out your eye and answer me! 1488 01:07:59,077 --> 01:08:00,410 - [Actress] I said, I don't know! 1489 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,075 - [Actor] You sold him, didn't you? 1490 01:08:02,075 --> 01:08:04,088 You sold the baby for smack! 1491 01:08:04,088 --> 01:08:05,714 You make me sick! 1492 01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:07,687 You wanna know how sick you make me, eh? 1493 01:08:07,687 --> 01:08:08,730 Here! 1494 01:08:08,730 --> 01:08:11,117 (actor retching) 1495 01:08:11,117 --> 01:08:14,370 - [Actress] What's this, what's this in your pocket? 1496 01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:15,677 - [Actor] It's a pitiful take-home, innit? 1497 01:08:15,677 --> 01:08:17,247 - [Actress] No, it's a baby's leg! 1498 01:08:17,247 --> 01:08:18,580 - [Actor] It's not a leg! 1499 01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:19,967 - [Actress] You ate him! 1500 01:08:19,967 --> 01:08:22,553 You ate the baby and you tried to blame me! 1501 01:08:22,553 --> 01:08:23,607 - [Actor] I didn't! 1502 01:08:23,607 --> 01:08:26,357 (dramatic music) 1503 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:08,130 - So. 1504 01:09:08,130 --> 01:09:08,963 - So. 1505 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,327 - Look, Des, I would love to invite you upstairs, but-- 1506 01:09:13,327 --> 01:09:16,220 - No, this car hasn't got an upstairs. 1507 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,053 - It's not that. 1508 01:09:18,100 --> 01:09:19,950 I just want to take it slowly. 1509 01:09:19,950 --> 01:09:22,240 - I've got one of them cock rings, 1510 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,293 keeps you from barking your yop for a good 20 minutes. 1511 01:09:24,293 --> 01:09:26,253 - I mean, us. 1512 01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:29,930 I'm not quite ready yet. 1513 01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:31,090 - Shall we give it 10 minutes? 1514 01:09:31,090 --> 01:09:33,063 - Let's just take it one step at a time. 1515 01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:41,444 (gentle music) 1516 01:09:41,444 --> 01:09:42,361 Night, Des. 1517 01:09:44,577 --> 01:09:45,703 - Night, Kerry. 1518 01:10:11,352 --> 01:10:12,269 Ah, Joanne? 1519 01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:20,163 - I am Anne Oldman. 1520 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:25,933 And I'm a drinkaholic. 1521 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,603 - We overlooked you, Rowan Willow. 1522 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:07,103 Surely you must hold the key. 1523 01:11:09,553 --> 01:11:11,378 But where are you? 1524 01:11:11,378 --> 01:11:14,328 - Excuse me, I'm just locking the station up for the night. 1525 01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:18,543 (dramatic music) 1526 01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:23,960 - Rowan, are you Rowan Willow? 1527 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,140 - Rowan who-oh? 1528 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:27,150 - Rowan Willow? 1529 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:29,843 - No, I'm Knott, WPC Julie Knott. 1530 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,930 - But this is your photo. 1531 01:11:36,330 --> 01:11:38,473 Someone's printed that off my Facebook. 1532 01:11:42,190 --> 01:11:44,863 - But if you're Knott, then who's? 1533 01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,588 Cocks in aspic! 1534 01:11:52,588 --> 01:11:55,088 (tense music) 1535 01:12:28,270 --> 01:12:30,687 (Jack sighs) 1536 01:12:34,603 --> 01:12:37,170 (phone ringing) 1537 01:12:37,170 --> 01:12:38,950 Come on, Anne, pick up, pick up. 1538 01:12:38,950 --> 01:12:41,003 - [Anne] Hi, it's DC Anne Oldman. 1539 01:12:41,003 --> 01:12:43,370 I can't come to the phone because my life is in danger, 1540 01:12:43,370 --> 01:12:44,577 but leave a short message. 1541 01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:45,410 - Damn it. 1542 01:12:58,028 --> 01:13:00,172 (Anne groaning) 1543 01:13:00,172 --> 01:13:02,922 (dramatic music) 1544 01:13:23,866 --> 01:13:27,652 ♪ Come spirits ♪ 1545 01:13:27,652 --> 01:13:31,759 ♪ Refsum various ♪ 1546 01:13:31,759 --> 01:13:36,289 ♪ Super Mario ♪ 1547 01:13:36,289 --> 01:13:40,596 ♪ Made of plazzy you ♪ 1548 01:13:40,596 --> 01:13:44,879 ♪ Kill Oldman ♪ 1549 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:48,288 ♪ Death of sloppy you ♪ 1550 01:13:48,288 --> 01:13:49,305 - No, Vull! 1551 01:13:49,305 --> 01:13:50,565 ♪ Time to stab you ♪ 1552 01:13:50,565 --> 01:13:52,258 - You don't have to do this! 1553 01:13:52,258 --> 01:13:53,485 - I don't want to. 1554 01:13:53,485 --> 01:13:54,908 ♪ They knew all this time ♪ 1555 01:13:54,908 --> 01:13:55,838 - You must die. 1556 01:13:55,838 --> 01:13:56,907 (Anne gasping) 1557 01:13:56,907 --> 01:13:59,384 - Come on, Des, pick up, pick up. 1558 01:13:59,384 --> 01:14:02,051 (phone ringing) 1559 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:05,982 - Guv? 1560 01:14:05,982 --> 01:14:08,094 - Des, it's me, hang on, Des, hang on a minute. 1561 01:14:08,094 --> 01:14:10,761 (siren wailing) 1562 01:14:13,970 --> 01:14:15,293 Des, you still there? 1563 01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:18,140 Listen, you've gotta get to the Healery now. 1564 01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:18,973 Anne's in danger. 1565 01:14:18,973 --> 01:14:20,593 - What sort of danger? 1566 01:14:20,593 --> 01:14:22,023 - The dangerous kind! 1567 01:14:25,310 --> 01:14:26,493 - I can't, I can't! 1568 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:29,200 You'll just have to shoot me. 1569 01:14:30,407 --> 01:14:31,750 (gun fires) (participants gasping) 1570 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:35,516 (participants screaming) 1571 01:14:35,516 --> 01:14:38,760 - If you're gonna kill me, at least let me see your face, 1572 01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,333 so I can rate it out of 10. 1573 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:46,000 - Cheers, thanks for the tip. 1574 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,860 Guv, caught me on my second job. 1575 01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,788 - Asap, I know who the killer is! 1576 01:14:50,788 --> 01:14:51,621 - [Qureshi] Who is it? 1577 01:14:51,621 --> 01:14:53,150 - Meet me at the Healery asap, Asap. 1578 01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:59,023 (Anne panting) 1579 01:15:08,810 --> 01:15:09,793 - Hello, Oldman. 1580 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:11,980 - Oldman. 1581 01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:13,023 - Hello, Oldman. 1582 01:15:16,570 --> 01:15:17,403 And goodbye. 1583 01:15:21,685 --> 01:15:22,518 - There's a lion behind you! 1584 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,903 - I'm not falling for that. 1585 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,440 - They trained you well at the academy. 1586 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,490 - I've never been to the academy. 1587 01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:30,220 I don't even know who an academy is. 1588 01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:32,890 - What? - I forged my papers. 1589 01:15:32,890 --> 01:15:33,723 - Why? 1590 01:15:33,723 --> 01:15:36,453 - To get close to him, to Jack. 1591 01:15:37,430 --> 01:15:39,120 - Why are you obsessed with Jack? 1592 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:40,700 - Why are you obsessed with Jack? 1593 01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:41,533 - Who says I am? 1594 01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:42,630 - [Kerry] Who says I am? 1595 01:15:42,630 --> 01:15:44,587 - [Anne] You shot three people to get close to him. 1596 01:15:44,587 --> 01:15:46,260 - No, you shot three people to get close to him. 1597 01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:47,093 - No, I didn't. 1598 01:15:47,093 --> 01:15:48,265 - And neither did I! 1599 01:15:48,265 --> 01:15:49,250 - (gasps) Jack! 1600 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,083 - Drop the gun, Newblood, it's over! 1601 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,130 I know who you are, I know you're Rowan Willow. 1602 01:15:54,130 --> 01:15:58,260 - Rowan Willow was a pseudonym, just like Kerry Newblood. 1603 01:15:58,260 --> 01:15:59,480 - Then if you're not either one of them, 1604 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,980 then which one of you are you? 1605 01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,163 - I knew you'd come. 1606 01:16:04,163 --> 01:16:06,020 - I haven't come in months. 1607 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:09,202 - Isn't it embarrassing when your parents talk about sex? 1608 01:16:09,202 --> 01:16:10,080 - What? 1609 01:16:10,080 --> 01:16:10,983 - Oh my God. 1610 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:12,933 Jack? 1611 01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:13,876 - Yes. 1612 01:16:13,876 --> 01:16:15,760 (sullen music) 1613 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:16,660 I'm your daughter. 1614 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:19,650 - I don't have a daughter. 1615 01:16:19,650 --> 01:16:22,390 I don't have kids of any flavor or race! 1616 01:16:22,390 --> 01:16:23,688 They don't even have heads, my kids, 1617 01:16:23,688 --> 01:16:25,320 because I don't have any! 1618 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:29,893 - You're my daddy, my big strong daddy. 1619 01:16:38,641 --> 01:16:39,474 - Jack! 1620 01:16:39,474 --> 01:16:41,313 You're not fantasizing, this is real! 1621 01:16:42,493 --> 01:16:43,760 - Well, then, if I'm your father, who's-- 1622 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:44,857 - Jill, of course. 1623 01:16:44,857 --> 01:16:47,250 (tense music) 1624 01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:49,450 She was pregnant when she had that accident, 1625 01:16:50,526 --> 01:16:51,830 when you betrayed her. 1626 01:16:51,830 --> 01:16:54,033 She left town and gave birth to me in a bin! 1627 01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:58,034 She never forgave you for the indignity of that. 1628 01:16:58,034 --> 01:16:58,980 - Bastard. 1629 01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:00,683 - [Kerry] She hated you. 1630 01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:02,100 - What was daddy? 1631 01:17:03,136 --> 01:17:04,243 A big bastard. 1632 01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:08,070 - [Kerry] Filled my head with poison 1633 01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:10,210 from the very first moment. 1634 01:17:10,210 --> 01:17:12,670 She refused to tell me who you were. 1635 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,370 She wouldn't even speak your name. 1636 01:17:15,955 --> 01:17:18,250 But she left me in no doubt what she thought about you. 1637 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,417 - Bastard, arsehole! 1638 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,253 - [Kerry] She literally never stopped slagging you off. 1639 01:17:24,232 --> 01:17:28,150 Not a pause for breath between 1987 and 2011. 1640 01:17:28,150 --> 01:17:30,400 She went to her grave complaining about you. 1641 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,710 - How do you know? 1642 01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:34,069 - Because I buried her alive. 1643 01:17:34,069 --> 01:17:35,922 - [Jill] You know who's to blame for this, don't you? 1644 01:17:35,922 --> 01:17:37,847 - [Kerry] Just couldn't stand it any more. 1645 01:17:37,847 --> 01:17:39,010 - [Jill] It's your dad! 1646 01:17:39,010 --> 01:17:40,963 It's your dad, your dad! 1647 01:17:40,963 --> 01:17:41,796 It all happened because of your dad! 1648 01:17:41,796 --> 01:17:44,704 - [Kerry] Still, I never knew who you were. 1649 01:17:44,704 --> 01:17:46,370 I was lost. 1650 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,530 Desperate. 1651 01:17:47,530 --> 01:17:48,563 Sort of sexy. 1652 01:17:51,670 --> 01:17:52,670 I thought they'd find Mum's body, 1653 01:17:52,670 --> 01:17:54,940 so I went on the run and came here. 1654 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:58,840 Checked in as Rowan Willow, and that's when I met Terry 1655 01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:02,360 in the fam-angerment support group. 1656 01:18:03,990 --> 01:18:06,940 Terry had deep-seated issues with his brother. 1657 01:18:06,940 --> 01:18:08,340 He was working them through, 1658 01:18:12,190 --> 01:18:13,243 making real progress. 1659 01:18:17,086 --> 01:18:19,257 There was just something about him. 1660 01:18:19,257 --> 01:18:21,233 We sat up till dawn talking, 1661 01:18:22,374 --> 01:18:23,924 me about the dad I'd never met, 1662 01:18:25,710 --> 01:18:27,620 him about the brother who'd betrayed him. 1663 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,620 And after a while, he said 1664 01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:30,520 there was something familiar about me. 1665 01:18:31,930 --> 01:18:32,763 My accent. 1666 01:18:33,710 --> 01:18:35,450 The hand I drank with. 1667 01:18:35,450 --> 01:18:37,150 The way I held guns under my chin. 1668 01:18:38,290 --> 01:18:39,740 Even the way I got erections. 1669 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:45,543 Soon we realized, we were talking about the same person. 1670 01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,080 - You knew it was me just from that? 1671 01:18:51,380 --> 01:18:53,903 - That and the DNA test, yeah. 1672 01:18:55,620 --> 01:18:57,900 And now I knew my father's name, 1673 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,440 and the more I spewed my hatred, 1674 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,993 the more worried Terry became. 1675 01:19:04,730 --> 01:19:06,827 So, he set out to warn you. 1676 01:19:08,630 --> 01:19:10,810 I put on a pair of specially padded bike leathers 1677 01:19:10,810 --> 01:19:13,230 I'd had made so anyone watching me in an earlier sequence 1678 01:19:13,230 --> 01:19:17,093 would assume I was male and I set after him. 1679 01:19:18,628 --> 01:19:22,217 I shot him, forged some police papers, and came to find you. 1680 01:19:23,580 --> 01:19:26,530 I knew I had to cover my tracks from the Healery. 1681 01:19:26,530 --> 01:19:28,510 So, I swapped my file photo with someone else's 1682 01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:32,073 while Des was preoccupied. 1683 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:37,350 And there you all were (laughs) searching for Rowan Willow 1684 01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:39,580 when she was right beside you all the time! 1685 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:41,970 - Why didn't you just kill Jack when you had the chance? 1686 01:19:41,970 --> 01:19:43,053 - That was my plan. 1687 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:46,890 But the more time I spent with you, 1688 01:19:46,890 --> 01:19:51,890 I realized at last I had the gruff, distant, 1689 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:55,603 uncaring father figure I'd always craved. 1690 01:19:58,610 --> 01:20:00,303 I wanted you all to myself. 1691 01:20:01,402 --> 01:20:04,203 But first I had to kill everyone who loved you! 1692 01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:06,093 Deborah. 1693 01:20:07,550 --> 01:20:08,383 Natasha. 1694 01:20:10,150 --> 01:20:11,770 Jenny. 1695 01:20:11,770 --> 01:20:12,603 - Who's Jenny? 1696 01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:14,930 - [Kerry] Oh, she looked at you funny 1697 01:20:14,930 --> 01:20:17,803 from that lecture you did that I wasn't at. 1698 01:20:17,803 --> 01:20:18,636 - Oh. 1699 01:20:18,636 --> 01:20:20,136 - And finally her. 1700 01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:22,693 (Anne scoffs) 1701 01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:23,526 I'm going to kill her. 1702 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:26,640 For you, Daddy, for you. 1703 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:27,473 - You may be my daughter, 1704 01:20:27,473 --> 01:20:30,236 but I'll shoot you like you're my own son! 1705 01:20:30,236 --> 01:20:31,286 - No, you won't, guv. 1706 01:20:32,715 --> 01:20:33,900 - Oh, Des, don't! 1707 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:36,163 - Shoot her, and I'll shoot you first. 1708 01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:39,433 I love her, guv. 1709 01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:41,703 I love her, 1710 01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,100 guv. 1711 01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:46,860 - Don't do it, Des! 1712 01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:47,693 - Why not? 1713 01:20:47,693 --> 01:20:50,013 - Because Qureshi's pointing a gun at you. 1714 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,160 - Can't let you shoot Jack, Des. 1715 01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:57,230 - Stop using words. 1716 01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:58,820 - Come on, Des, think. 1717 01:20:58,820 --> 01:21:01,330 This isn't you, it's another Des. 1718 01:21:01,330 --> 01:21:03,350 Someone who's forgotten who the good guys are! 1719 01:21:03,350 --> 01:21:06,290 - How did he get my warrant card and trousers? 1720 01:21:06,290 --> 01:21:07,123 - I don't know! 1721 01:21:07,123 --> 01:21:07,980 - Liar! 1722 01:21:07,980 --> 01:21:08,963 It is me! 1723 01:21:11,350 --> 01:21:13,980 - Seems we've reached an improbable standoff. 1724 01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:15,530 - You can put a stop to it all. 1725 01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:18,980 Kerry, just put the gun down. 1726 01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:21,330 - No, you can put a stop to all of this, Daddy, 1727 01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:24,308 by telling her you don't love her. 1728 01:21:24,308 --> 01:21:25,700 (Anne gasps) 1729 01:21:25,700 --> 01:21:28,530 Look her in the eye and say, I don't love you, Oldman. 1730 01:21:28,530 --> 01:21:30,110 - Oldman. 1731 01:21:30,110 --> 01:21:32,793 - Look her in the eye and say, I don't love you, Oldman. 1732 01:21:33,788 --> 01:21:34,700 And I'll spare her life. 1733 01:21:34,700 --> 01:21:37,580 Go on, say it. 1734 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:40,458 Come on, Daddy, say it, say it! 1735 01:21:40,458 --> 01:21:43,458 (suspenseful music) 1736 01:21:48,950 --> 01:21:49,783 - No. 1737 01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:53,420 - Then she dies! 1738 01:21:53,420 --> 01:21:54,740 - Not if I die first! 1739 01:21:54,740 --> 01:21:55,573 - No, Daddy, no! 1740 01:21:55,573 --> 01:21:57,110 - I'll do it! 1741 01:21:57,110 --> 01:22:00,180 You say you love me, then drop the gun, or I'll do it! 1742 01:22:00,180 --> 01:22:03,150 God, so help me, I'll blast myself into the afterlife 1743 01:22:03,150 --> 01:22:04,600 quicker than you can say bah! 1744 01:22:05,709 --> 01:22:08,292 (Jack gasping) 1745 01:22:37,823 --> 01:22:38,656 No! 1746 01:22:40,020 --> 01:22:41,430 - Goodbye, Daddy. 1747 01:22:41,430 --> 01:22:42,263 - Don't. 1748 01:22:43,810 --> 01:22:45,360 - Just like you taught me, Des. 1749 01:22:46,446 --> 01:22:47,363 - No don't. 1750 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:50,127 - Just squeeze and. 1751 01:22:51,263 --> 01:22:52,096 (Kerry gasps) (gun fires) 1752 01:22:52,096 --> 01:22:54,679 (somber music) 1753 01:23:13,932 --> 01:23:15,330 (people chattering on radio) 1754 01:23:15,330 --> 01:23:17,750 - She's lucky, the bullet only obliterated 1755 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:19,413 an unimportant part of the brain. 1756 01:23:19,413 --> 01:23:21,040 With some Dettol and a lie-down, 1757 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,220 she should survive, but she'll be watching TV 1758 01:23:23,220 --> 01:23:25,053 through a straw for the rest of her life. 1759 01:23:33,438 --> 01:23:36,350 - It seems I owe you an apology, Cloth. 1760 01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:37,500 Let's keep it that way. 1761 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,820 - I want to visit her, make sure she's okay. 1762 01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:41,400 - [Tom] Mm, I'm having her sent 1763 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:43,890 to a specialist unit in Monterrey. 1764 01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,930 - But that's thousands of miles-- 1765 01:23:44,930 --> 01:23:46,123 - Monterrey, Jack. 1766 01:23:49,710 --> 01:23:51,510 You'll probably never be sufficiently arsed 1767 01:23:51,510 --> 01:23:52,930 to ever see her again. 1768 01:23:52,930 --> 01:23:54,120 - She's my daughter. 1769 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:56,750 - Who just tried to sacrifice your partner on an altar. 1770 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:58,403 - But-- - An altar, Cloth. 1771 01:24:01,784 --> 01:24:02,617 - What about Des? 1772 01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,430 - Pulling a weapon on a superior officer 1773 01:24:05,430 --> 01:24:07,650 is an unforgivable offense. 1774 01:24:07,650 --> 01:24:08,910 Luckily, you're inferior. 1775 01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:12,140 He'll be back at work in a fortnight, back in the saddle. 1776 01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:14,350 - But-- - The saddle, Cloth. 1777 01:24:14,350 --> 01:24:16,730 - Well, I won't, I'm finished. 1778 01:24:16,730 --> 01:24:17,650 - What do you mean? 1779 01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:20,323 You'll have my resignation on your desk tomorrow morning. 1780 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:22,403 - Jack, wait. 1781 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,530 I'm working from home tomorrow. 1782 01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:29,230 Have it couriered to my house instead. 1783 01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:30,813 The postcode is CNT42PJ. 1784 01:24:32,390 --> 01:24:34,303 - But-- - J, Cloth. 1785 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:40,673 - Jack, wait! 1786 01:24:42,281 --> 01:24:43,960 (Jack sighs) 1787 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:45,543 You have to go round that bit. 1788 01:24:52,858 --> 01:24:53,775 Jack, wait! 1789 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,100 It must be hard to gain a daughter 1790 01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:00,803 then lose her again so fast. 1791 01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:04,290 Almost like never having had her at all, 1792 01:25:04,290 --> 01:25:06,980 except for the few moments when you did, 1793 01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:09,310 until she shot herself in the head with a gun, 1794 01:25:09,310 --> 01:25:10,920 right in front of you. 1795 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:15,013 - I wasn't much of a father to her, or to you. 1796 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,710 - Jack, about before, when she tried to get you 1797 01:25:21,710 --> 01:25:22,990 to say that you didn't love me. 1798 01:25:22,990 --> 01:25:24,090 - Yeah, what about it? 1799 01:25:26,230 --> 01:25:27,853 - Did you mean what you didn't say? 1800 01:25:27,853 --> 01:25:30,343 (sullen music) 1801 01:25:30,343 --> 01:25:32,600 - Every word. 1802 01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:33,830 And every letter of every word 1803 01:25:33,830 --> 01:25:36,340 and every sound those letters made, 1804 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:38,603 which were the words I mentioned at the start. 1805 01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:41,820 I've always loved you, Oldman. 1806 01:25:41,820 --> 01:25:43,480 - Oldman. 1807 01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:45,080 - I've always loved you, Oldman. 1808 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,983 And I always will. 1809 01:25:49,330 --> 01:25:50,230 But it won't work. 1810 01:25:52,210 --> 01:25:55,713 I've done too much, seen too much, been too much. 1811 01:25:56,870 --> 01:25:58,403 Everyone close to me dies. 1812 01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,030 And I can't let that happen to you. 1813 01:26:08,050 --> 01:26:08,943 - Jack, wait! 1814 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,610 - No, Anne, don't! 1815 01:26:12,610 --> 01:26:13,623 - I learnt this from you. 1816 01:26:13,623 --> 01:26:15,427 - Blowing your brains out won't solve anything, 1817 01:26:15,427 --> 01:26:17,370 and it'll really sting. 1818 01:26:17,370 --> 01:26:18,203 - Oh, Jack! 1819 01:26:19,290 --> 01:26:21,660 Neither of us have anything worth living for 1820 01:26:21,660 --> 01:26:25,133 except the other, which in my case is you. 1821 01:26:29,590 --> 01:26:30,990 - [Jack] You care that much? 1822 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:34,740 - More than dialogue can say. 1823 01:26:39,145 --> 01:26:42,444 (gun fires) (man screaming) 1824 01:26:42,444 --> 01:26:44,431 - [Medic] Oh my God, quick, help, over here, he's been shot! 1825 01:26:44,431 --> 01:26:47,348 (triumphant music) 1826 01:27:05,405 --> 01:27:08,738 (Jack and Anne moaning) 1827 01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,243 - Oh my God, it's my sister! 1828 01:27:38,845 --> 01:27:40,219 - I'm gonna bloody kill her, you bastard bitch! 1829 01:27:40,219 --> 01:27:41,409 - Asap, no! 1830 01:27:41,409 --> 01:27:42,559 This is out of character! 1831 01:27:42,559 --> 01:27:43,392 - Ah! 1832 01:27:43,392 --> 01:27:44,954 - What the hell is it? 1833 01:27:44,954 --> 01:27:46,144 - I don't know! 1834 01:27:46,144 --> 01:27:47,203 - [All] Ah! 1835 01:27:47,203 --> 01:27:49,320 - I am the fruit of your loin! 1836 01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:50,720 - But-- - Your loin, Cloth! 1837 01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:55,447 (Jack groaning) 1838 01:28:03,882 --> 01:28:05,400 - Do you want to see my bum, eh? 1839 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:06,250 Do you want to see my bum? 1840 01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:07,868 You want to see my arse, is that it? 1841 01:28:07,868 --> 01:28:10,014 Here, have a look at that, then! 1842 01:28:10,014 --> 01:28:11,347 Yeah, that's it! 1843 01:28:12,762 --> 01:28:15,345 (upbeat music)