1
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Do you know how fast you were going?

2
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No, we're the police.

3
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Turn off the radio please.

4
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It's not the radio.
The band is practicing.

5
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Do I smell marijuana?

6
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Do you have a lot of stuff in there?

7
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Whew.

8
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Don't worry. Is it good?

9
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Open, let me check you!

10
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The police are coming!

11
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Policeman, you can't come
in here

12
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Do you know who they are?

13
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Stop the music.

14
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It's not possible.

15
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It is excluded.

16
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May the wish be granted!

17
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You are those Traffic cops

18
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that they were closed and you left
to the local police.

19
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Then because of a crazy "random" incident

20
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you were kicked out

21
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and you started playing music.

22
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And before you know it you won
on "America's Got Talent."

23
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You are Cracklin' Bacon!

24
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What a long and strange journey.

25
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I adore you!

26
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I have to tell my partner.

27
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He won't believe it.
Wait.

28
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- Dude, you need to come here right away.
- Received.

29
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He will go crazy.

30
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You know what will be funny?
As soon as he gets on the bus,

31
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to kick him in the groin
as loud as you can.

32
00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,804
- Really?
- Let him understand!

33
00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,388
What the hell is going on here?

34
00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:17,520
Oh my god, you're Cracklin' Bacon!

35
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You are my favorite band!

36
00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,070
You didn't know who Cracklin' Bacon are 

37
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until I made you listen to them.

38
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I knew them.

39
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Truth; Which one is your favourite?
song?

40
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"Roast pork."

41
00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,368
And how's the music going?

42
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<i>♪ I'll eat you like a sandwich
with roast pork ♪</i>

43
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<i>♪ I will enter your bread
like a grilled steak ♪</i>

44
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The guy has rhythm.

45
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Would you like to become a member?
of the band?

46
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We are looking for a new singer.

47
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May the wish be granted!

48
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I can do better than him.

49
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<i>♪ I'll eat you like a sandwich
with roast pork ♪</i>

50
00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:51,229
<i>♪ I know Kung Fu
like Jackie Chan-twitch ♪</i>

51
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He's not bad.

52
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You certainly have the voice.

53
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But how do you get from traffic?
Give.

54
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Fists in the air!

55
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Shake the pelvis.

56
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Wag the tail.

57
00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,326
- Now kiss.
- How did you say?

58
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Rock and roll!

59
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,701
Kiss him!

60
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Kiss him, kiss him!

61
00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,511
I knew you were teasing us.

62
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You were kidding us!

63
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It's clear you have

64
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everything you need to rock and roll.

65
00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,180
But there is another test

66
00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,603
before we let you in
to Cracklin' Bacon.

67
00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:36,357
We want to know if you can
deal with Juicy Lucy.

68
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,273
Looks pretty juicy to me.

69
00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,436
No, it's back.

70
00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,362
I warn you, it's a lot of trouble.

71
00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,949
I'm going to face her.

72
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Juicy Lucy!

73
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Let's go juice up!

74
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hello baby

75
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Hello Juicy Lucy.

76
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This is not Lucy.
Lucy is better.

77
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Guys, on the other side of the door

78
00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,877
eternal fame and glory lie.

79
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,259
You will get the juices
and me the honey.

80
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,268
Say hello to Lucy!

81
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,265
Move, time to do it!

82
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We're off!

83
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Bastard!

84
00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,655
Get it!

85
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,826
We sang with our hearts
for these guys.

86
00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,165
We have company.

87
00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,258
You can't escape from
the Law, you bastard!

88
00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,056
C'mon Choke Cracklin' Bacon!

89
00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,450
Bastard.

90
00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,324
Eat it, eat it.

91
00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,629
Fuck the bullets!

92
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,310
Mac, stay with me.

93
00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:43,271
We almost put
those dumb cops...

94
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to kiss.

95
00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,451
What is it?

96
00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:07,875
Get it!

97
00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,385
I still love them
the guys.

98
00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,425
Yes, they are incredibly cool.

99
00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,555
Look at him.

100
00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:18,886
It's still cool.

101
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Better hide the body.

102
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Yes.

103
00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,602
Great driving Thorne!

104
00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,771
Thorny, Thorny?

105
00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,531
Oh my god, he's dead!

106
00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,526
I brought her bastard!

107
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,493
I'm not dead!
I'm alive!

108
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,365
Be careful!

109
00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,409
Get it!

110
00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,225
are you sleeping baby

111
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,560
No Farva, I'm checking the ceiling.

112
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,065
You did a good job.

113
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,987
Good, take out the sealant
and we left.

114
00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,064
What?

115
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,616
I stand with the sealant
in my hands.

116
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,194
Take the sealant
let's put it in the holes!

117
00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,279
- To see how big it is.
- Stop it.

118
00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,705
Show me your sealant.

119
00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:20,907
Do you know what the funny Farva is?

120
00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,333
You've told this joke 400 times,

121
00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,535
and it's still awful.

122
00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,245
Come on Mack. You can't
talk like that to your boss.

123
00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,039
A minus point on your file.

124
00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,420
In my build folder?

125
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,046
Exactly, if you want another one, go ahead.

126
00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,469
Give me another
and I'll bite your dick.

127
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,296
- You have two, do you want it to be three?
- Okay.

128
00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,256
Done! Do you want another one?

129
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,841
- Please.
- You got him!

130
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,346
- Do you want another one?
- I'll take them all!

131
00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,803
You have seven.
Do you want another one?

132
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,432
- Give me ten!
- Done!

133
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,559
Mac!

134
00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,856
Stop it.

135
00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:49,853
If you mess with the bull
you will be filled with his shit.

136
00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,075
- What a fool.
- Yes.

137
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,702
I had the craziest dream.

138
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,158
Who were the cops this time?

139
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,617
Stifler and Damon Wade Jr.

140
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:02,781
Did they almost kiss?

141
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,167
Yes, they almost did.

142
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,670
Front.

143
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:11,420
- Good morning Mac.
- Good morning Uncle Argyle.

144
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,717
You call me by my code name.
Is Farva around?

145
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,544
It doesn't get any closer.

146
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,925
Do me a favor and hang up on him
the mouth.

147
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,180
I will do it.

148
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:22,260
The fishing location has changed.

149
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,019
After the Canadian border.

150
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,846
Great, I love Canada.

151
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,899
Nice. I'll send you the address.

152
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,772
With a stamp?
Just message me.

153
00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,526
Message;

154
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,491
I believe it has that potential
my phone

155
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,322
I will send it to you.

156
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,153
I will teach you how they send messages
on the weekend.

157
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,738
- Mac calls are prohibited.
- What the hell?

158
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,119
To hell with Farva.

159
00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,286
- No phone calls.
- It was for sales.

160
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,586
Truth; What were they selling?

161
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,543
Canned salmon?
I love canned salmon.

162
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,420
It's better than tuna.
It's a salty fish.

163
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,629
I like salty fish.

164
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,335
Like the redfish or the sea bass.

165
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,220
Something that lifts you up
the blood pressure.

166
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,840
You know what's salty? The turtle.
Have you ever eaten turtle?

167
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,679
The saltiest is the shell.

168
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,764
What should I say to end
this conversation?

169
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,265
You could say that he
on the phone

170
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,767
he was trying to sell you
vibrators.

171
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,644
The one on the phone was trying
to sell me vibrators.

172
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,566
You must have bought a dozen

173
00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,734
Let's go put some sealant.

174
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,438
I have fresh sealant.
Hot stuff.

175
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,693
Who needs sealant?

176
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,034
Does he want to leave work straight away?

177
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,862
He says that real men
they don't take much with them.

178
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,921
God, he looks ridiculous.

179
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,135
Well, I like it.

180
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,341
Like the toilet paper guy.

181
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,010
Like the Indian guy from the toilet paper.

182
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,094
Hi Thorne.

183
00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,646
The job sucks.
All resin and alder.

184
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,566
Now he smells like an Indian.

185
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,642
Do you want to wear your shirt?

186
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,901
Take a breath, man.

187
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,445
It's the smell of the mountain man.

188
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,947
What time should you be back? 
at the zoo?

189
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,616
what are you guys doing

190
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,119
To take.

191
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,005
what are you doing foster

192
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,416
All yours.

193
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,671
I got tired of carrying him everywhere.

194
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,968
You didn't say that last night.

195
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,845
Chief, we have an incident

196
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,263
at the Shuck n' Rack Motel.

197
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,385
Colleague needs help.

198
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,216
I'm going right away.

199
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,847
I wish you guys hadn't been fired.

200
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,434
They didn't fire us.
They asked us to resign.

201
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,976
I like this.

202
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,813
No, you were fired.
Something went wrong in an incident.

203
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,735
And they fired you.

204
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,237
We have to agree
How do we disagree?

205
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,274
Very well.
Have fun guys.

206
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,943
Just bring him back intact.

207
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,282
Along with the rod.
I'll need it next weekend.

208
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,573
Here's my girl.

209
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,032
Let's go fishing.

210
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,954
The beauty is that it is so black

211
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,164
which looks like blue.

212
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,998
Like midnight blue.

213
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,758
Like old times.

214
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,260
We are driving in the countryside

215
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,882
listening to Thorny
talking about his dick.

216
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,679
- I miss the old ones.
- It's stupid.

217
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,382
The Fred Savage incident 
it wasn't our fault.

218
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,058
The actors shouldn't be coming with us
for a walk

219
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,639
Actors shouldn't 
to play cops.

220
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,311
They never get it right.

221
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,900
- He's happy.
- How are you?

222
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,316
Nice. Are you here for work or fun?

223
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,859
- We're going fishing.
- Good choice.

224
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,698
You will be full of fish.

225
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,905
I caught one last week.
He weighed seven kilos.

226
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,034
Is this big?

227
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,537
If it is big?  It was long
nine decimeters.

228
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,832
- Are you a straw man?
- What did you call me?

229
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,121
I like to fish with a rod

230
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,501
when I want to catch fish.

231
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,752
Of course to achieve it

232
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,753
you need extra power.

233
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,960
Unless you're someone 
like you back

234
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,588
- Are you a body builder?
- No.

235
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,506
How much do you lift?
Wait, don't tell me.

236
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,091
I don't want to feel bad.

237
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,682
But I would like two tickets
in the demonstration you will do.

238
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,230
You can pass.
Sorry if I delayed you.

239
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,605
- Leave them alone!
- Thank you.

240
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,562
The classic "tough" of Canada.

241
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,776
"I am very sorry".

242
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,655
Guys, there is a case 

243
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,702
stop by the house later
shall we play?

244
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,034
Naturally. How about 9 o'clock?

245
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,949
9 is not convenient for me.

246
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,375
I'm sorry about that.

247
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,168
French speakers are the worst.

248
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,247
Would you like some Ratatouille?

249
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,548
along with your chocolate?

250
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,052
Yes, I would like some ham.

251
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,348
It can't be this.

252
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,096
He sent me this address
the Policeman.

253
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,636
Although he only just found out
to send messages.

254
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,145
What would compel someone

255
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,472
throw a tire on the roof?

256
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,982
You've never played it
"Throw the tire on the roof"?

257
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,401
Is that what you were playing in Rutland?

258
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,695
Naturally. We were never bored
this game.

259
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,158
We are in the wrong place.

260
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,918
No, you are in the right place.

261
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,121
What's up with that hole, Officer?

262
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,750
Do you want to kidnap us?

263
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,332
No, I have a surprise for you.

264
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,801
I didn't tell you anything earlier

265
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,970
because you are big slobs.

266
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,429
Why won't you leave me
let them know, John?

267
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,388
Governor Jessman?

268
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,643
I didn't see the motorcade.

269
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,430
My visit is hidden.

270
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,731
Sly Cop.

271
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,228
Show some respect Mack.

272
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,315
- Sorry.
- I came for an official purpose.

273
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,526
We have an interesting situation

274
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,448
which evolves in these parts.

275
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,151
With the intense migration that is observed
this time,

276
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,736
the US moved on

277
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,116
in a reassessment of the borders.

278
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,041
We found that some of the plates

279
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,163
that define the borders
America and Canada

280
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,078
they are not where they should be.

281
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,504
Here is the border.

282
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:47,588
And this is where we found the plates.

283
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:52,100
So this city of Saint Georges de Laurentiis
and the surrounding area,

284
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,220
are on American soil.

285
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,430
So are we going to war?

286
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,933
It wouldn't last long, would it?

287
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,806
No, after negotiations,

288
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,436
they agreed to deliver
the lands.

289
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,488
Vermont will grow somewhat.

290
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,062
It was assigned to me to find

291
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,569
a temporary police force
to help with the transition.

292
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,860
Cops who know
the border area,

293
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,656
and with patrol experience
of highways.

294
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,701
Some who had an unlucky moment
the last time?

295
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,915
So gentlemen, you want to come back
at your old job?

296
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,755
Calm down cannibals.
I am an old man.

297
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,261
If these two weeks go well,

298
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,883
maybe we can make it permanent.

299
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,973
Trust us.
It will be fine.

300
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,509
who are you

301
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,677
One of the policemen.

302
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,187
We picked him up outside a shop.

303
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,346
Amazing.

304
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,312
You will replace a Canadian one
Mounted police unit.

305
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,397
We arranged a meeting with them tomorrow
to get to know each other.

306
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,197
Nice!

307
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,528
I wanted to make sure it would be
your whole team together,

308
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,359
that's how I found the other guy.

309
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,653
It is excluded.

310
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,736
Oh no.

311
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:00,120
I'm sorry I'm late.
I hit a deer while running.

312
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,121
I vented the bastard!

313
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,622
Do you know how they have Eskimo whores here?

314
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,583
When they have sex, they are not cold at all!

315
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,084
Pele!

316
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,416
Anathema.

317
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,376
Bastard paint.

318
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,920
Back to work.

319
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,955
Who ordered these?
I can't feel my boobs.

320
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,974
Do we share the same office?

321
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,938
You definitely want to quit
your old job?

322
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,894
You were a Construction Manager.

323
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,071
To miss the chance to meet
canadian bunnies?

324
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,898
I don't think so.

325
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,655
Welcome to the fart zone.

326
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,407
Body armor, okay.

327
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,204
Lenses, why not?

328
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,116
Heat-seeking goggles, okay.

329
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,500
Why do we need these?

330
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:26,786
We are in Canada now Rabbit.

331
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,415
If we need to find someone
in the snow?

332
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,579
We also had snow in Vermont.

333
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,256
I am the equipment manager.

334
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,549
You do your thing, okay?

335
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,042
Ok.

336
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,338
A fluorescent t-shirt for Rabbit.

337
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,807
Wow, GPS triangulation.

338
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,219
Triangulation? Bring other things too
of James Bond here.

339
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,855
Another fluorescent t-shirt
for Thorny.

340
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,523
Thorne, Thorne.

341
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,148
Ram, Rod, Ramrod.
You out, him in.

342
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,395
Ok.

343
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,440
The place is amazing.

344
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,903
What did you clean up, Officer?

345
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,034
I'll clean your butt
if you're not careful.

346
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,570
Let's get started.

347
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,122
Don't push it Mac.

348
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,658
Shall we start doing pull-ups?

349
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,912
We won't do pull-ups.

350
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,164
Everything will be done according to the regulations.

351
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,161
All!

352
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,550
Officer, you know how hard I tried
make this mustache?

353
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,218
Big face, big moustache.

354
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,050
I don't care how big it is
your face Shave it!

355
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,130
Police, Police!

356
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,214
I'm fine, right?

357
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,301
I have the perfect mustache.

358
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,886
- Speaking of big faces.
- This is fascist, Policeman.

359
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,895
It doesn't fit the regulation.
Shave it!

360
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,937
Let's meet the Horsemen.

361
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,691
Remember, good manners gentlemen.

362
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,449
- What are you doing?
- It's like we're in 1983.

363
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,163
They finally came.

364
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,074
I am Mayor Guy Le Fran.

365
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,168
Mayor of Saint George de Laurentiis, Canada!

366
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,455
Henceforth known as:

367
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,291
St. George of Lawrence, America.

368
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,801
I'm not that good with American.
Welcome.

369
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,094
The famous Guy Le Fran?

370
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,922
From the Canadian Hockey League?

371
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,633
Halifax Bear Eaters leading scorer?

372
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,472
Eighth scorer in league history.

373
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,683
Two points behind Scotty Fitznagli.

374
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:09,846
Just imagine!

375
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,930
I love hockey.

376
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,599
your nickname,

377
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,184
don't tell me, "The Explosion".

378
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,024
"The Halifax Explosion."

379
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,154
I took the name of the eldest 
man-made explosion

380
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,402
after Hiroshima.

381
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,283
Made in 1917,

382
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,910
a ship loaded with dynamite

383
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,079
collided with another ship
in Halifax Harbour.

384
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,784
Terrible explosion and loss of life.

385
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,449
People's eyes burned
from the explosion.

386
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,118
Many were blinded by the glare.

387
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,202
As the song says.

388
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,963
And a native tribe was lost forever.

389
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,415
Of course that would happen anyway,

390
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,875
but the event was hastened.

391
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,758
So I'm the second biggest bang
in Halifax.

392
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,921
But enough with me.

393
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,180
Let's meet the Equestrians!

394
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,258
Guys, come here.

395
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,932
This is Chief Constable Roger Arsablo.

396
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,565
Deputy Constable V Henri Pontier,

397
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,021
and Warden Christophe Boufail.

398
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,231
Totally Albuquerque.

399
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,279
I'm John O'Hagan.
This is Rod Farva,

400
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,317
Robbie Rotto, Carl Foster,
Macintyre Gomack

401
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,993
And Arcot Ramathorn.

402
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,573
Totally Albuquerque.

403
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,994
I'll let you get to know each other.

404
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,666
Why don't we go into the next room?

405
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,243
Certainly.

406
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,165
I'm going to get a pin.
That's how we call beer in American.

407
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,427
You ride horses...

408
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,971
We are not in 1957.

409
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,548
We drive patrol cars.

410
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,433
And so do we.
They are kind of cramped

411
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,636
in there, right?

412
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,938
We heard about you.

413
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,067
First they shut down your department.

414
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,977
And then they kicked you out

415
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,529
from your second job,

416
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,907
because of the Fred Savage incident.

417
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,784
It makes it sound interesting.

418
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,533
So what are you planning to do here?

419
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,363
The three out of three?

420
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,492
Basically we intend to keep our jobs.

421
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,411
What will you do after the change?

422
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,332
They will take us to Labrador City.

423
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,415
Nice.

424
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,719
Very nice. The average temperature in winter
it's minus 18 degrees celsius!

425
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,013
To calculate it

426
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,217
double it, add 32 and you'll count
like all other people.

427
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,384
fisher,

428
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,890
they have non alcoholic beers here.

429
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,222
Would you like half a carafe?

430
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,312
Do we have a rookie here?
Did your balls get shaved?

431
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,318
Canadian tradition says

432
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,191
how you should shave his balls
otherwise it's bad luck.

433
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,855
Truth;

434
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,399
I'm not really a rookie...

435
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,067
Which one of you has the lowest score?

436
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,244
Basically...

437
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,620
Shave his balls!

438
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,413
Both of them.

439
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,164
Shave the balls, bird.

440
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,586
Hello, welcome to Canada.

441
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,418
I am Genevieve Obois,

442
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,966
cultural follower
of Saint George de Laurentiis.

443
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,377
I'll take care of things
to move smoothly

444
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,803
in the coming weeks.

445
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,055
Please if you have any questions,

446
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,723
feel free to ask.

447
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,638
Look up, man.

448
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,646
You're not looking at the mantelpiece
when you carve the fire.

449
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,227
Right guys? Do you understand me?

450
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,110
They are waiting for us in the other room.

451
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,283
Please follow me.

452
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,243
Who is waiting, where?

453
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,424
I didn't know what the whole city would be like here.

454
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,133
Welcome and thanks for coming.

455
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,929
America is tired of the noise
up here

456
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,604
that's why they called the cops.

457
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,309
They're talking about my mustache, right?

458
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,610
Are they laughing at my mustache?

459
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,567
Let's welcome the Canadian way

460
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,240
the Vermont Highway Patrol.

461
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,369
Come now guys.

462
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,287
They came here to tell us
how wonderful it will be

463
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,581
to become Americans.

464
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,662
Let's let them talk.
Police?

465
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,706
Good evening.

466
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,667
This reminds me of the story of the rabbi,

467
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,804
of the priest and the Hindu in the canoe.

468
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,339
Pinch yourself!

469
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,383
I'm Constable John O'Hagan.

470
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,678
Fuck you old ass!

471
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:21,394
Calm down.

472
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,349
Basically we are all Americans.

473
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,143
North Americans.

474
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,229
Very little will change here.

475
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,859
Certainly. You will probably tell us

476
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,030
that we can no longer listen 
the band Rush!

477
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,699
Not even the Barenaked Ladies!

478
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,371
I love Rush
and the Barenaked Ladies.

479
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,539
You can listen to both.

480
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,575
So you tell us who to listen to!

481
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:41,659
No, no...

482
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,835
And then you tell us

483
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,288
how should we start eating
tortillas!

484
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,422
Bullshit!

485
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:48,417
Listen.

486
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,467
This is America now.
Whether you like it or not.

487
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,049
Repeat after me:

488
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,260
I pledge allegiance to the flag

489
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,847
of the United States of America.

490
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,103
Learn the words!

491
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,263
Come on, choke!

492
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,648
You don't even know how to play hockey!

493
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,528
I didn't think they would see us
as an occupying force.

494
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:17,991
God, your eye.

495
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,451
It can leave a mark.

496
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,706
I was quite handsome
anyway.

497
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,538
I can sew it to your car.

498
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,748
are you a doctor

499
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,959
No, I coach the hockey team
of girls,

500
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,006
therefore I know how to handle
my "thing".

501
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:30,792
You just did...

502
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,509
Yes, pun on vulva.

503
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,307
Let's go quickly!

504
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,469
I thought Canadians were badass.

505
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,433
Don't misunderstand them.

506
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,268
They are upset because
they lose their identity.

507
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:47,024
They called you an old ass.
Doesn't that make you angry?

508
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,480
I'm not saying I like it.

509
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,520
I basically didn't sleep at all
last night

510
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,322
But we have to do our job.

511
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,574
- Rabbit, how's your head?
- Fine.

512
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:58,862
Genevieve sewed me up.

513
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,073
Please!

514
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,659
The French woman had her gaze
on my thighs all night.

515
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,918
Certainly.

516
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:06,995
Keep laughing.

517
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:09,331
I'll bet you a dollar
that I will eat her crepe first.

518
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,626
Put your money where your mouth was.

519
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,427
The loser will sit on a cactus.

520
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,679
No, the loser will do his hair
perm

521
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,887
No, the loser will cut off his little finger
with a shovel.

522
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,050
Take the bet.

523
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,102
Accept the bet Rabbit.
Sincerely.

524
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,353
Volosto Farva.

525
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,934
We agree.

526
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,519
Did you all hear that?
We agree.

527
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,185
So this is where they keep illegal aliens?

528
00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,111
Welcome!

529
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,738
You welcome those who were just standing

530
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,235
while the world was flying at us
hockey balls?

531
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,490
When you come here and say

532
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,113
nonsense about great america,

533
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,904
your face will be full
with Canadian tomatoes.

534
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,367
Enough, listen.

535
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,328
Two of you will go with the Horsemen.

536
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:45,954
They will show you where they are buried
the corpses.

537
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,957
- Not me.
- Basically you two.

538
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,293
We won't be amused either, you know.

539
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,545
I personally would prefer it
to jump a deer.

540
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,385
You would need a ladder
to accomplish this.

541
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,639
Obviously I would need a ladder
to jump a deer.

542
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,676
But I would find her
and I would skip it.

543
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:03,760
Ok!

544
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,138
Thorny, Rabbit I have a mission
on the highway for you.

545
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,346
Let's start!

546
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,277
Police?

547
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,654
Which car will I go in?

548
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,735
Why don't you stay here with me?

549
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,241
Sit there.

550
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,617
This is the wireless.

551
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,201
Great idea!

552
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:24,531
So if we have any call
you will answer it.

553
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,578
Just for today, right?

554
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,039
We will take turns sitting.
It's a new section.

555
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,507
Damn wireless.

556
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,338
What is this nonsense?

557
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,598
It won't kill him, will it?

558
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,680
I don't know.
Do you want him to kill him?

559
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,269
One minute.

560
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,734
How do you say "minute" in Canadian?

561
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,503
Do you swallow them whole?

562
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:15,211
Yes. Greens irritate me.

563
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,127
Why don't you chew them?

564
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,304
Won't they end up in the same place?

565
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,769
Farva, can you check the wireless?

566
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,069
Why did you give an electric shock?
to your friend, man?

567
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:42,534
Every job has that guy
that you love to hate.

568
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,410
Obnoxious, stupid.

569
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,867
Like the classic American?

570
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,456
Still waiting for radio control.

571
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,427
May the wish be granted!

572
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,633
Awesome mission.

573
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,220
Come on, it's fine.
We're out.

574
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,099
How much is 80 kilometers per hour?
in english?

575
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:13,731
I'm guessing 49.7097 miles per hour.

576
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,688
I don't think we have decimals.

577
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,648
- Do you have a marker?
- No.

578
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,859
Unit 23 can you hear me?

579
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,616
Center, until the changes are made
we will keep the metric system.

580
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,155
Therefore we are the unit 37,015.
Try again.

581
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:29,322
Anyway.

582
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,788
I got a call from highway 77

583
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,414
or whatever they call him.

584
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,879
There is a herd of dead
Canadian geese on the road.

585
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,961
Here they are simply called geese.

586
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,213
In two weeks I will tell them
american geese.

587
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,669
Go clean them up.

588
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,674
Received mate.

589
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,185
That's where the Pancake Shed is.

590
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,762
And there's Flapjack's.

591
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,348
And there on the right,

592
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,307
Gigi's Bait,
Tackle and Pancakes.

593
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,604
But they are better known

594
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:58,901
- for their waffles.
- Really.

595
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,812
It seems the Queen likes them a lot
the pancakes.

596
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,939
What does this mean?

597
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,108
You are not under authority
of the Queen of England?

598
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,275
It's on all your bills.

599
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:10,114
I have to let you know how we got it
our independence in 1982.

600
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,907
1982.

601
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,498
Did Wham sing at the event?

602
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,503
If we had acquired 
our independence earlier,

603
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,376
we would have no gun restrictions,
we wouldn't believe in evolution

604
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:22,417
and we would all be fat
without medical treatment.

605
00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,753
Stop here.

606
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,632
It's time to meet
local businessmen.

607
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,000
Our attendants are worth 10.
Our beer 19.2

608
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,568
Companions?

609
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,036
Here we are guys.

610
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:58,248
We came to close
the brothel?

611
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,505
You can't arrest someone
because he has an erection.

612
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,956
It's legal here, Yankee.

613
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,296
Hockey themed mixed brothel.

614
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:05,422
Do we have these in the US?

615
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:06,923
I don't know, but I'm in.

616
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,256
See who they are.
The cops.

617
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,965
Does the Mayor frequent a brothel?

618
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,510
No, the brothel belongs to the Mayor.

619
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,723
Hello guys.

620
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,429
Want a beer and a dance?
Waxed.

621
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,394
Maybe later.

622
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,230
I understood.
Step aside girls.

623
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:24,612
- What's going on?
- Maybe later.

624
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,148
You don't like women
neither do men.

625
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,199
Let me bring you a beaver
to thank you?

626
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,484
It's funny.

627
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,161
They have very sharp teeth.
That would be terrible.

628
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,283
How can I help you?

629
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,449
The Yankees want to talk
for American laws.

630
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,582
Like serving beer
with a little alcohol

631
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,410
and to shut down prostitution.

632
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,954
Close the brothels?

633
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,212
Who gave you this idea?

634
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,336
Did Jean Paul at Chez Poontang?

635
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,750
Do you want to kick me out of my position?

636
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:46,917
I don't think it's time

637
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,378
let's discuss something like this.

638
00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:49,633
I don't believe that in the US,

639
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,555
it is illegal to drink beer
and enjoy tits and cocks.

640
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:55,638
There is nothing wrong.

641
00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,597
Nice exercise, right?

642
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,274
Honestly Guy, we didn't come
to enforce our laws.

643
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,481
We are very sorry if there was a misunderstanding.

644
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,908
I'm sorry but it sounds stupid.

645
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:15,617
It's funny, I know.

646
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,495
And what is your problem
with our beer?

647
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,076
I have no problem with beer.

648
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:22,378
I think the alcohol limit in the US
is it nine percent?

649
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,755
Nine percent? And how are you going to get drunk?

650
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,675
I think that's the point
to drink more beer.

651
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:28,922
I'm sure.

652
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,548
You Americans only eat and drink.

653
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,301
All thickness.

654
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,178
Can you help a little?

655
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,341
I don't think we have

656
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:36,767
no more jurisdiction here, man.

657
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,975
We didn't come here to take you away
your rights.

658
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,476
You certainly won't.

659
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:42,640
Okay, calm down.

660
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,975
Go away American pigs!

661
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,612
Your homes!

662
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:48,862
Calm down.

663
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,614
Fight, fight!

664
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,655
Sorry it was an accident.

665
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,408
Get out of here!

666
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,250
Get lost.

667
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,594
- Vermont sucks.
- Thank you.

668
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:16,883
See you later!

669
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,181
Stupid Americans!

670
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:22,601
This job is not 
as much fun as I expected.

671
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:23,935
Arrogant Americans!

672
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,062
The whole world follows the metric system.
What is your problem?

673
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,443
We're just doing our job, sir.

674
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,228
You are 185 cm tall,

675
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:31,234
and you weigh 92 kg.
Get used to it.

677
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,320
Ok.

678
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,280
Your authority does not hold one here.

679
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,655
I don't know if he called me skinny
or thick.

680
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,364
Cops need help

681
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,870
at the brothel L'Explosion.

682
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,826
We are being attacked by prostitutes.

683
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,331
A lot. Men and women.

684
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,417
Received, we are coming right away.

685
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,339
Once we're done taking pictures

686
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,463
with the Victoria's Secret snack team.

687
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,844
I'm not kidding Thorny.
There are too many.

688
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,346
Get your dick off my face.

689
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,051
You filled me with glitter.

690
00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,057
Glitter and...

691
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,510
I love it.
It's like we never left.

692
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,221
What the hell?

693
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:05,978
Remote controlled?

694
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,308
Ghost car?

695
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,780
We hit the sign.

696
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,195
They are children.

697
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,117
Give me the keys.

698
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,291
Don't bite a rat.

699
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,366
What's your name kid?

700
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,542
Stranger, stranger!

701
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:26,793
Where did you find the car?

702
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,420
Take her, dude!

703
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,505
May the wish be granted.

704
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,046
They are "made" with barbiturates.

705
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,763
I'll bring plastic bullets.

706
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,054
Show me where you got these
and you will play with my taser.

707
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,267
Yes, yes!

708
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,309
We have to be careful.

709
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,985
If anyone sees us, they will show us
all over the world.

710
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,230
There!

711
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,077
Calm down guys.

712
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:03,914
Stay.

713
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:26,804
And other pills?

714
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,607
Did Apple change its brand?

715
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,235
What do we have here?

716
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:36,151
Cuban.

717
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,777
You will definitely feel at home.

718
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:38,941
Clever.

719
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,743
Pills, pills!

720
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:47,875
Long live the Revolution!

721
00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,794
You haven't heard of the embargo
on Cuban products?

722
00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:52,375
The embargo is no longer in effect.

723
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,585
It does for me.

724
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,213
It's like sucking on the wrinkled
kauli of Kastro.

725
00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,595
cuban cigars,

726
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,513
knock-off iPhones
and pills.

727
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:02,799
We found something here.

728
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,559
You guys found great loot.

729
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:06,635
how did you say

730
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,600
Smooth, stealthy.

731
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,514
Don't they use the word "prey" anymore?

732
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,433
I don't think so.

733
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,526
Canadian iPhones knockoffs?

734
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,696
We'll call them E-Phones.

735
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,579
Do they all have the same number?
Even if this is a scam.

736
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,952
What pills do we have?

737
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,116
I'm not sure.

738
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,581
Five different guys.
None have an indication.

739
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:32,791
Send them to the lab.

740
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,047
I tried. American says
to send them to the Canadian.

741
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,216
The Canadians say to send them

742
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,840
- in the American laboratory.
- Do the Horsemen have any clue?

743
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,463
Let them drown!

744
00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:45,474
To me they are messed up.

745
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,260
Go easy on the conspiracies
for the local police.

746
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,729
We will solve the case ourselves.

747
00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,309
I will call Montpellier,

748
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,891
if they can find us
a laboratory.

749
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,277
I don't need a nerd

750
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,945
with a white apron to tell me
what are these

751
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,442
Sometimes even me
i admit you

752
00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:04,743
strange seat.

753
00:36:04,913 --> 00:36:06,449
Why are you chewing the pills?

754
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,246
and you swallow the whole MandM' chocolate bars?

755
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,248
I'm a complicated guy Mac.

756
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,084
Yes, yes.

757
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,167
See you in the Renaissance.

758
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,179
I can't move.

759
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,390
My mouth is dry.

760
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,933
How about a strong barbiturate?

761
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,055
Muscle relaxant?

762
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,595
You really can't move?

763
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,139
I'm completely numb.

764
00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,351
what are you doing

765
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,563
Come on Mack.
I need medical attention.

766
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,857
Side effects include obesity
and excitability.

767
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,158
I think it's a mood booster.

768
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,657
Hell.

769
00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,993
I'm in a better mood.

770
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,073
Do we have movies about flies?

771
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,157
I'll make him a ribbon.

772
00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,250
- His must have been amphetamines, right?
- Sure.

773
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,795
You seem a bit strange.

774
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,508
I'm just glad to be back
at work.

775
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,180
I knew you'd be happy.

776
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,051
I got a triangulator.

777
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:11,727
Why would you need a triangulator?

778
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:12,974
Why does everyone say the same thing?

779
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,726
To triangulate baby.

780
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:16,023
Why don't we ever go dancing?

781
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,226
When I get home
we will go dancing

782
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,901
I can't wait.

783
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,480
Rabbit, I want some lemonade.

784
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,483
Rabbit, bring me some lemonade please.

785
00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:28,785
Get me some lemonade, fish!

786
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,534
Don't call me a fisher, sitter.

787
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,870
I will clench my fist
in your head.

788
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,500
- I believe his was steroids.
- Sure.

789
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,751
Do you feel anything?

790
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,755
Wet mouth, sweaty palms.

791
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:44,423
Liquid ear canals.
And I'm feeling kind of emotional.

792
00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,261
Yes, yes.

793
00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,051
I think you took a Canadian medicine

794
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:55,809
to enhance sexuality
of women called Flova Scotia.

795
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:58,186
"Made in Canada,
and is banned in the US."

796
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,313
<i>When the time has come,</i>

797
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,023
<i>but you are not ready.</i>

798
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:08,651
<i>Flova Scotia, right?</i>

799
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:09,909
<i>Side effects include</i>

800
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,113
wet mouth, sweaty palms,
liquid ear canals,</i>

801
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,658
<i>varicose veins in the chest, hair loss,
gas from the vagina and malice.</i>

802
00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,792
<i>Flova Scotia, right?</i>

803
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:20,079
Can you say "vaginal gas"
on Canadian TV?

804
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:21,505
What a country!

805
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,210
What did you get?
You smile wickedly.

806
00:38:23,384 --> 00:38:24,465
LSD.

807
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,753
Pharmaceutical LSD?
Is there such a thing?

808
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,922
I don't know.
But I know how you are

809
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,132
1509 hairs in your mustache.

810
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,723
You almost fell. 1521. I counted them
on my birthday.

811
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,512
- Really?
- Yes.

812
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,146
- Really?
- Yes!

813
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,441
I don't know what to believe Thorne.

814
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,648
I'm looking forward to it.

815
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:44,812
Well;

816
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,026
Did you find anything?

817
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,529
We have some very interesting facts.

818
00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,034
Some on that computer!

819
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:53,446
We will solve this case.

820
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,205
We'll find out who did it

821
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,658
and we will trample
their heads!

822
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,284
Ok.

823
00:38:59,629 --> 00:39:01,586
The hut leads us nowhere.

824
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:03,998
It is located on abandoned land
owned by a defunct mining company,

825
00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,833
so anyone could
to put the prey there.

826
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:08,635
Why are you giggling?

827
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,094
If we watch the hut,

828
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,225
maybe we can catch someone
to come and go.

829
00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:20,389
Let's go there.

830
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,564
Paint, on the wireless.

831
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,732
<i>You are a majestic snake</i>

832
00:39:26,823 --> 00:39:28,985
<i>with an impressive moustache.</i>

833
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:32,033
<i>Now you must transform</i>

834
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,153
<i>and become a little dragon!</i>

835
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,368
did you hear me

836
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:41,918
On the wireless!

837
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,712
Paint, move!

838
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,011
I love grass!

839
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,721
I love life!

840
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,353
I love music!

841
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,223
Think puppies,
not a steroid.

842
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,483
Think puppies,
not a steroid.

843
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,110
Smile, puppies.

844
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,737
Bunnies!

845
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,322
Bunnies!

846
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,324
Hello bunny.

847
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,790
My name is Rabbit.
You are so sweet.

847
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,434
Stay where you are!

848
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,185
Feel the steroids

849
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,517
to move away.

850
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:48,523
Don't leave work
to stress you out.

851
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:49,777
I love my job.

852
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,447
It doesn't bother me.
Farva is stressing me out.

853
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:53,733
Too bad.

854
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:56,409
Because the good ones always are
so obnoxious?

855
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,403
Do you find him handsome?

856
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,991
"The bigger the pillow,

857
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,417
"the better he pushes."

858
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,665
Nope.

859
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,873
I'd rather have sex
with a baboon.

860
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,421
It's strange though.

861
00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:14,257
We all have an awful person
with whom we work.

862
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,468
For me he is my manager
Lonnie Lalouch.

863
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:21,017
He is such a pain.

864
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:23,061
What?

865
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:24,221
With your accent,

866
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,102
when you say "copanos" it's great.

867
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,358
It's true.
It's a pain.

868
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,363
First you steal our job

869
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,481
and now you're sitting there

870
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,988
and you make sweet eyes
to our women.

871
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,028
Your wives?

872
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,992
Maybe we should take him back,

873
00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,869
to give him the Canadian "handshake".

874
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,040
What is it?

875
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,668
Let's say it involves a ball
of hockey

876
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,495
and plenty of hot sauce.

877
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:50,296
It sounds delicious.

878
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,874
Make way!

879
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,667
Hot soup is coming!

880
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,462
Canadian chump?

881
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,798
It seems that Professor Stephen Hawking

882
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,803
started circulating.

883
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,138
When God created Canada,

884
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,020
it was as if he cried to the universe.

885
00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:11,981
Because all the fat people are walking around

886
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,357
on scooters?

887
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,363
Have you thought that if you walked,

888
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:16,657
would you be thinner

889
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:23,614
These pigs are harassing
the disabled!

890
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,078
Look everyone.
Take video!

891
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,834
Leave him alone!

892
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,916
We're not done.

893
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:33,085
- Do you want to go to the ufadiko?
- Yes.

894
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,921
I have a record to break.

895
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,547
Damn French.

896
00:42:42,185 --> 00:42:44,177
What are you doing together?
Shopping;

897
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,936
We met by chance
at the pet shop.

898
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:50,065
Rabbit, you were shopping for your new one
hamster?

899
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,686
Guinevieve, how about the two of us

900
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:56,238
let's go to chinese

901
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,148
to eat noodles?

902
00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,529
No.

903
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,111
If you bark a little I will bite you.

904
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:05,164
Time to go.

905
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,492
Nice to see you.

906
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,376
Don't leave because of me.

907
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,038
So you're arrogant?

908
00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,253
How about we up the ante?

909
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,633
There is no bet Farva.

910
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:18,169
Okay, new bet then.

911
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:21,259
The loser will not only cut
his little finger with a shovel,

912
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,764
but will put it in the blender

913
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,308
and will drink it like juice together
with the fingernail.

914
00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,384
Front.

915
00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:28,805
- Glue it.
- Are you serious?

916
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:30,514
Serious as a heart attack.

917
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,146
I know.
I've been through two.

918
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,274
Finger juice!

919
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,412
Someone clean them up.

920
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,499
May the wish be granted.

921
00:43:57,802 --> 00:43:59,668
The heat glasses just arrived!

922
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:02,174
You look nice Mac.

923
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,136
New handcuffs!

924
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:08,472
Get it, they are flawed.

925
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,682
What do they have?

926
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:10,937
They don't lock.

927
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,564
To see.

928
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,269
Give me your hand, Rabbit.

929
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,734
- Mine work.
- Maybe it's their fault.

930
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,489
And they work.

931
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:22,487
Try it on your feet.

932
00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,284
Always check the handcuffs
for the feet.

933
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,362
The most important ones.

934
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:27,946
Bastards.

935
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,121
You won't shave my balls.

936
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,370
It will be an insult to Canadians
hosts if we don't.

937
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,951
I'm not a rookie anymore.
Take me out.

938
00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:34,627
You don't want to be an ambassador
goodwill?

939
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,330
No, I don't want to.
Take off my handcuffs.

940
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,624
Rabbit, it's not what we want
let's shave your balls.

941
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,710
- Thorny, do you want to shave his balls?
- Hell no.

942
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:41,884
- Foster?
- Not at all.

943
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,507
You don't want to shave his balls, do you Farva?

944
00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,588
Of course I want to!

945
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:45,672
After I went and bought it

946
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,052
one of those old razors.

947
00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:49,263
Look.

948
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,095
My Christ!

949
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,897
Canadian cables be damned!

950
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,770
My sperm count will decrease!

951
00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:00,271
Are you still taking Flova Scotia?

952
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:01,905
Exactly which of the side effects

953
00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,698
vaginal gas and malice,
didn't you understand?

954
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,406
Man, orgasms are incredible.

955
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,945
You should not take female hormones.

956
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,075
You're going to have a problem.

957
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,284
Are you jealous?

958
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:11,824
Who do you have an orgasm with?

959
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:14,038
Her name is Debbie Quebecois.

960
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:17,171
Thorny, your cock is so big.

961
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,498
I would jump her.

962
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,717
Let's shave him.

963
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,681
Ready;

964
00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:38,312
Seriously now, cut the bullshit.

965
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,317
There is a bear in the department.

966
00:45:47,411 --> 00:45:50,028
Are you speaking figuratively?

967
00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:52,994
I mean there is a bear

968
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:56,501
who eats raw meat
inside the cursed section!

969
00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:02,750
It's a bear.

970
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:03,833
Where are the weapons?

971
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,385
In the room where the bear is.

972
00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:06,886
Tear gas?

973
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:08,672
- The new order just arrived.
- Where is it?

974
00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:11,262
In the weapons rooms
and the bear.

975
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,267
If we sent Rabbit
to jump the bear

976
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,595
in order to distract her
attention?

977
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:16,180
- Yes.
- Hell,

978
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:17,685
we have to get the meat from there!

979
00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:20,438
Fine, I'll do it.

980
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,352
- I'll come with you.
- Really?

981
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,988
- Yes. What's the worst that can happen?
- May the bear devour you.

982
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,485
Or maybe I'll devour
the bear.

983
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,237
- Did you think of that?
- No, I didn't think of that.

984
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,317
Listen to the plan:

985
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,495
I will distract the bear
and you will get the meat

986
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,617
- and you will throw it out of the department.
- Team Ram-Rod!

987
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,157
Don't start this again.

988
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,997
Good luck guys.

989
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,792
Stay here.

990
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,597
Big, come on big!

991
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,889
Oh no.

992
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,476
Come here my boy.

993
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,056
Go.

994
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:09,274
Come on jump bear.

995
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:11,325
To take.

996
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,308
Get out of there.

996
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,936
- Should I shoot?
- Farva?

997
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,020
Good idea.

998
00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,291
Go away bear.

999
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,376
Go away!

1000
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,048
Get out of here.

1001
00:48:11,764 --> 00:48:13,801
I just made it.

1002
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,596
It must have been a grizzly.

1003
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,138
I think someone did in here.

1004
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,647
Rixto.

1005
00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,441
Cursed Riders!

1006
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:26,977
Bastards!

1007
00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:29,609
These guys behave
like copans since we came

1008
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,109
and now they are trying to kill us.

1009
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,990
It's starting to slip away from that
they're just angry

1010
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:34,113
who lost their jobs.

1011
00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:36,115
Police, hockey balls were thrown at us,

1012
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,787
they got dicks in our faces

1013
00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:40,290
and they beat us to the wood
prostitutes of both sexes.

1014
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,576
It's time for us to have fun too.
Who is with me?

1015
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,914
Yes, let's go!

1016
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:47,126
- Dude, you stink.
- Sorry.

1017
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,760
Guys, is anyone here?

1018
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,595
The shaving cream begins
and it burns me

1019
00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:56,048
Did you use menthol?

1020
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,473
It's the same guy.

1021
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,108
No, they are different.

1022
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:09,235
It's Danny DeVito!

1023
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,943
Danny DeVito is the actor
who played in "Taxi"

1024
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,323
the one i like

1025
00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:16,117
plays in "It's Always Sunny".
in New Philadelphia".

1026
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,239
It's the same guy.

1027
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,412
How many actors with a height of 145 cm
do you think they exist?

1028
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:20,948
Both are Danny DeVito!

1029
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:24,584
Danny DeVito in "Taxi"
it was a long time ago.

1030
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:27,496
But he in "It's always sunny"

1031
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,252
they liked it so much

1032
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,758
so they put him in line.

1033
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,089
That doesn't mean it can't
to be himself.

1034
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,629
It's the same guy.
Just at different times.

1035
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,468
Can play in two series
within 30 years.

1036
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,507
How many times do we have to talk about it?

1037
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,389
It's the same fucking guy!

1038
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:46,560
He's right you know.
It's the same guy.

1039
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:48,896
Danny DeVito was in "Taxi"

1040
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,649
and also played in "It's always sunny
in New Philadelphia".

1041
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,231
I know that. I'm making fun of him.

1042
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,033
He thinks I don't know
but i know it.

1043
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,823
You know who my favorite is
evil super hero?

1044
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,208
The Penguin by Tanya Batman.

1045
00:50:05,377 --> 00:50:07,460
This is Danny DeVito.

1046
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:08,916
Think a little!

1047
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,542
The one you said is Danny DeVito!

1048
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,165
You can believe he doesn't know

1049
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,249
who is danny de vito?

1050
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,334
Who do you mean, the singer?

1051
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,261
No, the actor.
Danny DeVito.

1052
00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,214
The one who married Ria Pelman!

1053
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,007
I liked it in "Helpboy".

1054
00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:22,551
This is Ron Pellman!

1055
00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:25,687
It doesn't matter.
The match has begun.

1056
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:26,980
What the hell is wrong with you?

1057
00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:28,811
Both. As if you are
from another planet.

1058
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,563
I can't believe how we live
in the same country.

1059
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,019
The phone rings

1060
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:33,444
the night he has a hockey game
in Canada!

1061
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,397
Who calls what night?
hockey game?

1062
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,611
Who still has a landline?

1063
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:40,072
Arsabold unhooked the phone
off the wall!

1064
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:43,287
What will come next?
Will they bring us pizza in overtime?

1065
00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:47,583
What the hell?

1066
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:56,509
I also liked him

1067
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,386
which was causing problems
to Billy Crystal

1068
00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,714
in "Throw Mom Off the Train".

1069
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:21,442
Catch him!

1070
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,123
Nice fight guys!

1071
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:38,005
It produces electricity
for calves.

1072
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,256
Every department should have it.

1073
00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:43,089
I can't breathe.

1074
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,867
We know how you are.
Your whiskers are showing.

1075
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:04,744
You can't leave us here.

1076
00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,538
We are at least 100 kilometers away
in the forest!

1077
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:08,949
Maybe even more.

1078
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,166
Come on, there are mosquitoes everywhere.

1079
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:24,593
We have 24 hours

1080
00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:26,766
to destroy good reputation
of these purgatives.

1081
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,927
Let's do it!

1082
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,855
Let's do it.

1083
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,864
License and diploma!

1084
00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:44,443
There you go.

1085
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:45,902
Answer Policeman.

1086
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,367
Here's a policeman.

1087
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,164
Can you hear me, Policeman?

1088
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,707
Maybe your friend is a little old

1089
00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:53,626
for this job?
He is deaf!

1090
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:55,745
Who said that?

1091
00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:59,090
Sir, you have a royal nose.

1092
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,009
Hold on, I'm going to get the calls.

1093
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:05,297
Hello.

1094
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:07,215
License and diploma.

1095
00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:09,141
Hurry up, license and diploma!

1096
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:14,059
Where's the joke Mr. Matt Thomon?

1097
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,139
You find it funny

1098
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:16,691
that I lost my testicles
while pulling a tractor?

1099
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,522
You both lost your testicles

1100
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:19,602
while pulling a tractor?

1101
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,396
I lost mine 
from my bike spokes.

1102
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,280
You know how fast a bike stops
in this way?

1103
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,069
Police!

1104
00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,620
You're on my car.

1105
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,533
Wake up!

1106
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,537
License and diploma.

1107
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,247
Excuse me a minute.

1108
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,585
Bastard!

1109
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,841
- Hello.
- Hello.

1110
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,630
License and diploma.

1111
00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:51,218
Aren't you the one who stopped me before?

1112
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:52,602
Are you here?

1113
00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:56,230
How did you become a Mounted Police?
Or should I say yaw?

1114
00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,807
How did you say?

1115
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,067
A few years ago you stopped me

1116
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:02,111
and you were playing a game
where you kept saying "meow".

1117
00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:03,943
Man, I've said a thousand stupid things

1118
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,113
in the world all these years.

1119
00:54:05,284 --> 00:54:07,025
You asked me if I saw you jumping

1120
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:09,577
from tree to tree.

1121
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,864
I assure you I have never said
in my life

1122
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,119
these words.

1123
00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:15,784
- Bastard!
- Kathiki!

1124
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:19,374
Where is the patrol car?

1125
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,420
They will seduce your partner!

1126
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,459
where are you going sir
Motionless!

1127
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,064
You really don't remember him

1128
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,141
or are you just teasing him?

1129
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:41,396
I have no idea who he is.

1130
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:42,773
I heard everything you said.

1131
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,479
Bastard, we've been doing this for years.

1132
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:46,648
Forget it. Will you give me a call?

1133
00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:49,234
I want to make it clear
because I'm going crazy.

1134
00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:51,615
Let's switch places.
You will do me and I will do you

1135
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,786
and you will do the usual.

1136
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:53,992
Ok.

1137
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:55,368
You will make it.

1138
00:54:57,377 --> 00:55:00,711
License and diploma, meow.
Hurry meow.

1139
00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:03,248
Now I remembered!

1140
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:07,426
Never give out your keys
to a stranger.

1141
00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:08,632
Why?

1142
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,054
See you clown!

1143
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:12,469
I knew you were the one from the beginning, damn it!

1144
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,264
What the hell is going on here?

1145
00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:18,563
Someone is smoking a cigarette.

1146
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:19,813
This is not marijuana.

1147
00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:20,894
We'll see about that.

1148
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,771
Paint, not a good idea!

1149
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:29,740
So that's what happens.

1150
00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:36,365
Do you know how fast you ran?

1151
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:37,831
I am sorry.

1152
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,742
Do you know how fast you ran?

1153
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:42,496
We are from America.
We don't speak French.

1154
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,674
None of you speak English?

1155
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,339
I'm talking.

1156
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:55,558
Your papers.

1157
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,688
We want to eat your cards.

1158
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,816
You can show me
the stationery?

1159
00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:05,143
Do you want the stationery?

1160
00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,757
Policemen, excuse me.

1161
00:56:31,847 --> 00:56:33,008
You are obviously...

1162
00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,467
No, no.

1163
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:37,392
I apologize for me
and my partner.

1164
00:56:37,686 --> 00:56:39,018
We shouldn't argue.

1165
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:40,974
If you fight, you don't move forward in life.

1166
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,054
I know that.

1167
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:44,102
- Do you know what is the key to life?
- Which one?

1168
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,393
The key to life...

1169
00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,437
it's a dick in your ass.

1170
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:52,069
Please sir!

1171
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,359
You probably want to say something else!

1172
00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:58,951
No, the key to life is
a penis in your ass.

1173
00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:01,457
I don't think you mean what you want
to say

1174
00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:02,704
Yes, yes!

1175
00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:04,001
Penis.

1176
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:06,921
To smile, to be happy.

1177
00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:10,708
"Happiness!"

1178
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,468
my love...

1179
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,467
In your ass.

1180
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,676
In your ass.
Where you live.

1181
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,183
In your apartment.

1182
00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:23,688
At your house.

1183
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,143
Homemade.

1184
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:28,481
"The key to life is happiness
in your house!"

1185
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,146
The key to life is a penis
in your ass!

1186
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:32,939
That's what I'm trying to tell her.

1187
00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,073
What did you think I said?

1188
00:57:39,247 --> 00:57:40,408
I don't even want to tell you.

1189
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,289
Maybe they will understand.

1190
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:44,291
We thought you said,

1191
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:49,047
that the key to life is
a penis in the ass.

1192
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:50,373
Nothing!

1193
00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:53,505
You Americans think 
how everyone wants to jump you!

1194
00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:55,461
No one wants to jump you!

1195
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,636
Mercy!

1196
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,969
Here are the stationery!

1197
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,805
I thought Canadians were kind.

1198
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:04,437
Wait for me.

1199
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:06,848
I was thinking of doing the trick

1200
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,103
"who's first".

1201
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:10,768
Rabbit and Fostello.
As in comedy.

1202
00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:16,907
- How did they come back so fast?
- Get it!

1203
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,369
Here you are bastards!

1204
00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:32,915
What the hell happened to you?

1205
00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:34,755
They abandoned us in the forest.

1206
00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:36,544
Why should we do this?
We are police officers.

1207
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,171
Unfortunately for you my father
he was giving up on me

1208
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,131
naked in the forest every summer.

1209
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:41,557
It probably suits you, unfortunately.

1210
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:43,434
You know how you did it.

1211
00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:45,890
We are painted red, white
and blue.

1212
00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,555
These are not the colors
of the French flag?

1213
00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:50,900
Probably the ones who did this to you
they were British.

1214
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,227
Maybe from Costa Rica.

1215
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,236
Who wants a breakfast burrito?

1216
00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,444
Take off the uniform otherwise
i will kill you

1217
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,866
Let's do it the Canadian way!

1218
00:58:58,952 --> 00:58:59,942
You are in America now!

1219
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,830
What's going on here?

1220
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,287
For a name!

1221
00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,202
First I received a call that the Riders

1222
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,037
they misbehave on the highway.

1223
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,671
And then they told me to come here.

1224
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:13,839
It wasn't us.

1225
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,921
These damned people kidnapped us

1226
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,377
and they left us in the forest
to die

1227
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,467
And then they stole our uniforms.

1228
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,131
They put a bear
in our department.

1229
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:23,181
Real, big bear!

1230
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,308
You have no proof.

1231
00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:26,719
A real bear?

1232
00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:29,560
Perhaps. And maybe they deserved it.

1233
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:30,974
Nobody deserves a bear.

1234
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,483
I give you a bear.

1235
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:34,484
He could have eaten us.

1236
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:37,984
Why are you laughing Guy?

1237
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:42,035
My friends, you are not thinking right.

1238
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:45,997
These guys pretended to be
Canadian police officers.

1239
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,867
There is no way they will keep
their jobs.

1240
00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:51,161
I have something better for you.

1241
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:55,374
When I talk to my good friend
Justin Trudeau...

1242
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:56,882
The Prime Minister!

1243
00:59:57,052 --> 00:59:58,634
I am sure that this change

1244
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,507
will be a thing of the past.

1245
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,556
So empty your bags

1246
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,432
because you're not going anywhere.

1247
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:07,389
I say let's celebrate.
What are we having for breakfast?

1248
01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:09,599
Pancakes.

1249
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,309
Very well. We will eat oats with raisins.

1250
01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:13,311
Just kidding, we'll eat pancakes.

1251
01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:16,193
Along with two eggs?

1252
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,604
I don't want oats.

1253
01:00:17,697 --> 01:00:19,609
Put the raisins inside the pancakes.

1254
01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:22,199
Genevieve waited.

1255
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:23,985
You yourself caused it.

1256
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:25,786
They put a bear...

1257
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,574
They are very bad children.

1258
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:32,660
As then with the incident
with Fred Savage.

1259
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:34,704
Tell that to Fred Savage.

1260
01:00:34,881 --> 01:00:37,168
There is no reason to fly
a good breakfast

1261
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,549
I have no appetite.

1262
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,126
I'm not hungry.

1263
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,212
You're trying to do something good
for others,

1264
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:44,547
and then ... I don't know.

1265
01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:46,932
What's the point?

1266
01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:51,309
Stop taking female hormones!

1267
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,350
Can we come Police?

1268
01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:56,900
It takes years off my life.

1269
01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:59,104
Only the bad years.

1270
01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,318
I'm serious, I'm ready to break
like a twig.

1271
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,946
Things are very dangerous here.
Better keep Farva away.

1272
01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:06,236
I'll let you know once they calm down.

1273
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,449
Have you heard Kanye West's new song?

1274
01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:14,248
He's not just talking about big asses.
He is a very good singer.

1275
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,540
They are wonderful. It's like we're here again
on the streets.

1276
01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:21,088
I like to chew peppermint gum
when I'm on the streets.

1277
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,006
When I'm on the wireless
I prefer with fruit.

1278
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:26,093
You know bubble gum.

1279
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,347
Anything with fruit.

1280
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:29,092
But on the streets I like peppermint.

1281
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,927
Mint, mint, mint.

1282
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,475
Have you tried coconut flavored?

1283
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:35,056
She should be called "you've got nuts".

1284
01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:37,020
I'll make a note of it.

1285
01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:38,858
What gum are you chewing?

1286
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:40,986
They should make chewing gum
with black mint.

1287
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:42,859
Perfect choice.

1288
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,899
It should be called Black Mint.

1289
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,571
I'll note that too.

1290
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,407
- No one would buy it.
- What?

1291
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:49,912
Nobody would buy
the silly gum.

1292
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,747
Nonsense.

1293
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,749
They would buy her if she was on "Friends".

1294
01:01:57,839 --> 01:01:59,046
If she was chewed out by Ross or Rachel,

1295
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:00,213
it would sell like crazy.

1296
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,919
Are you retarded?
You followed me out here

1297
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,501
while I'm peeing so you can tell me
this nonsense?

1298
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,585
Stop looking at my cock.

1299
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:06,295
I don't look at it.
We're just peeing.

1300
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,009
- So pee.
- I don't want to.

1301
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,597
I'm going to tear this Canadian apart!

1302
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:13,677
Rod!

1303
01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:19,146
Paint!

1304
01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:23,354
Paint!

1305
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,159
Stupid.

1306
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,412
Unbelievable.

1307
01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:38,415
Who can pop the airbag?

1308
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:39,495
How much do you weigh...

1309
01:02:43,969 --> 01:02:45,835
You're kidding me.
Don't die to me Farva.

1310
01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:49,134
I can do it.

1311
01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:07,898
So lying,

1312
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:09,950
your mustache looks like 
with a hairy smile.

1313
01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,152
Why did you bite me?

1314
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,701
It's my way of thanking you
for saving my life

1315
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:15,990
I had died.
I went to heaven.

1316
01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:17,412
You were there too.

1317
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,622
- Do you know what you did?
- What?

1318
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:22,538
You were trying to kiss me.
I took you for granted.

1319
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:25,420
Give me another kiss

1320
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,717
What the hell is this?

1321
01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,471
They are the same things.

1322
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:40,560
Yes, but much more.

1323
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,146
May the wish be granted.

1324
01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:45,903
We have a new guest at the party.

1325
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,822
AK-47.

1326
01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:54,452
Hi.

1327
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,030
I don't want to hear you Rabbit.

1328
01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:57,789
Can I explain to you Genevieve?

1329
01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,450
There is nothing to explain to me.

1330
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:01,243
They put bears in our department.

1331
01:04:01,338 --> 01:04:02,454
We are in Canada!

1332
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,212
There are bears everywhere.

1333
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:05,543
There are bears searching

1334
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:06,714
in my trash every night.

1335
01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:09,468
I have bear shaped cereal.

1336
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,466
Canada's most famous breakfast.

1337
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:12,800
Did someone say cereal?

1338
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:15,883
Hi Jenny.
Do you want something to eat?

1339
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:17,217
No thank you.

1340
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,851
Tell me yes
and i will have your baby

1341
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,478
Lonnie Lanus?

1342
01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:27,110
Didn't you catch that?

1343
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,905
Do you want hot coffee?
I'll fill it for you.

1344
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:31,323
yes please

1345
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:33,739
It seems to be a pain.

1346
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,950
I told everyone how wonderful you are.

1347
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:40,241
But you are not.
You have evil in your heart.

1348
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,625
Who wants cream?

1349
01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:43,710
None;

1350
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,081
Okay, no cream.

1351
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:49,959
- Please leave.
- Genevieve...

1352
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,217
Go away.

1353
01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:04,102
It's basically an AK-48.
Illegal in the US.

1354
01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:05,391
Why 48?

1355
01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,436
Because they get an extra bullet.

1356
01:05:08,613 --> 01:05:09,603
You never know

1357
01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:10,938
when will you need another one?

1358
01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:12,197
Here it says "Tiger penis".

1359
01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:13,315
Fuck it!

1360
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,651
Shut up Farva.

1361
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,905
The Chinese make them
for erection.

1362
01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:17,327
I tried to buy once.

1363
01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,746
They are not allowed in the US.

1364
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,825
What happened to your mustache mate?

1365
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:23,909
Nothing.

1366
01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:28,038
Do you wear a mustache wig?

1367
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,173
It is additive.
I have slight hair loss.

1368
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,333
Don't worry.

1369
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,135
Worry about your own mustache.

1370
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:34,757
They cut.

1371
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,672
Did Mack tell you about our private moment?

1372
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,553
Did you call them Mack?

1373
01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:40,638
You told us, Farva.
I don't want to hear it again.

1374
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,429
Look guys.

1375
01:05:43,523 --> 01:05:44,809
I know we're in a bad mess,

1376
01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:46,015
but if we solve this case,

1377
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:47,399
maybe that way we can

1378
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:48,521
let's get over the issue
with the Equestrians.

1379
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:49,936
We didn't do anything.

1380
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,354
Foster, we've been kidnapped and kidnapped

1381
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,655
the police officers of a sovereign state.

1382
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,315
Correctly.

1383
01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:57,451
Cuban cigars, Canadian pills,
fake mobiles,

1384
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:58,948
AK-48 and tiger penis.

1385
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,112
What do they have in common?

1386
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,453
All of these are of greater value
in the USA

1387
01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,533
than in Canada.

1388
01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,952
So it's smuggling.

1389
01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,752
Someone is trying to get through
from the border.

1390
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:08,829
No, it's not like that.

1391
01:06:09,674 --> 01:06:11,256
Think about it, these things

1392
01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:12,628
they are simply on Canadian soil.

1393
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,839
But what happens when Canadian soil

1394
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:16,465
become American territory?

1395
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,053
They won't need to move them.
They will already be on American soil.

1396
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,637
Exactly.

1397
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:24,311
Passive smuggling.
My specialty.

1398
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,848
So they must have saved them
along all borders.

1399
01:06:27,025 --> 01:06:28,391
Yes, but who?

1400
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,059
Who are they?

1401
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:31,317
I said it earlier

1402
01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:32,394
you laughed too.

1403
01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:35,940
I think it's the Riders.
They are skunks.

1404
01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,904
They smoke Cuban cigars.
We've seen it.

1405
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,784
They are being transferred to God knows where.

1406
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:40,952
What do they have to lose?

1407
01:06:41,122 --> 01:06:44,286
I'm starting to agree with Mr. Sherlock
from here.

1408
01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:47,534
I'm telling you guys.

1409
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,541
In my experience they are always at fault
the local police.

1410
01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:51,713
What will you give me if I kill this bird?

1411
01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:52,960
Farva, that's a bald eagle!

1412
01:06:53,134 --> 01:06:54,250
Give him a carafe!

1413
01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,305
Put the gun down.

1414
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,512
What did I do?

1415
01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,935
What do I get guys?

1416
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:06,891
No return ticket to hell.

1417
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,357
This place is not worth one.

1418
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:15,817
Welcome.

1419
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:17,564
Shall I find you a table?

1420
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,859
No, we're going to meet someone.

1421
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,072
There it is.

1422
01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:28,659
Chief, we've been looking for you.

1423
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:30,415
We found the edge Policeman.

1424
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,712
We solved the case.

1425
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:32,959
what are you doing

1426
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,166
what did you do
I've been waiting here for an hour.

1427
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:37,001
This is my song.

1428
01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:39,803
- But I know...
- I'm singing here. Sit down.

1429
01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,346
I sing.

1430
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:43,048
I'm singing, sit down!

1431
01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,059
What should I get you guys?

1432
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,269
Frozen beer?
A liter of coke?

1433
01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:56,645
what did you say

1434
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:57,896
Would you like a liter of coke?

1435
01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,360
Do you have such a thing?

1436
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:00,900
We have the deciliter.

1437
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:03,114
You get one card
and when you drink ten liters of coke,

1438
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:04,194
you win free dessert.

1439
01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:06,030
Bring everything at once.

1440
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:08,911
Bring me the card and the ten liters.

1441
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,038
I want them now.

1442
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:13,203
Front.

1443
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,880
Canada is awesome.

1444
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,128
Don't do that.

1445
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,631
Cut the bullshit.

1446
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,389
Genevieve?

1447
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:31,563
I feel terrible about what I told you.

1448
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,770
I overreacted.

1449
01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:37,270
It's just that the city is upset
with the change.

1450
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:38,353
Correctly.

1451
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,280
You are not a bad person,

1452
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,232
even if you are american.

1453
01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:45,361
I'm trying for you.

1454
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,445
For me;

1455
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,489
Canadian beer.

1456
01:08:49,167 --> 01:08:51,159
Beaver chili.

1457
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,454
I am also working on my French.

1458
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,462
I love this song.

1459
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:03,595
It reminds me of summers
at Étang de la Soupe Aux Pois.

1460
01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:21,317
Very well.

1461
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:24,445
I don't know, but I don't understand what it means.

1462
01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:28,158
It's a sad possession song
of France by the Nazis.

1463
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,116
I'm sorry...

1464
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:33,409
No, no.

1465
01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,043
It is about two lovers

1466
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,837
caught in a war
that nobody wanted

1467
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:41,337
but they love each other anyway.

1468
01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:45,424
Much better.

1469
01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,977
- Is this really happening?
- Yes.

1470
01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:02,897
I love it.

1471
01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:05,740
Wait.

1472
01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,534
- Where is the fat man's office?
- There.

1473
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:08,694
Nice.

1474
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:10,154
Don't you know his name?

1475
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:11,788
Flarbla.

1476
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,536
I smell a new nickname.

1477
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:15,876
I guess we're in a hurry.

1478
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,797
Passive smuggling?
Brilliant

1479
01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:25,923
Must be the Horsemen.

1480
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,003
Why?

1481
01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,555
The local police are always to blame.

1482
01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:29,881
Here is the card.

1483
01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:34,182
Five, six, seven eight.

1484
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,806
Nine and here's ten.

1485
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:39,350
Basically you have to drink all ten
to get dessert.

1486
01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:40,517
Are you challenging me?

1487
01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:41,897
I'll finish it in three seconds.

1488
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,733
I'll eat the butter tart.

1489
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,483
Just do it dude.

1490
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,240
Canada!

1491
01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,700
The nice thing is,

1492
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,531
that they can't do anything
by stealth

1493
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,241
until this ground is owned
in America.

1494
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,752
That's why we have to delay the change,

1495
01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:00,545
until we find the rest of the stuff.

1496
01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:01,747
You heard Le Franc.

1497
01:11:01,841 --> 01:11:03,753
Who knows what will happen
with the change?

1498
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,339
Whatever happens, we have to solve it
the case now.

1499
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,004
Let's take another look
secretly.

1500
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:10,680
Maybe we missed something.

1501
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:13,926
Wait. I didn't get the free dessert.

1502
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:15,010
Move Farva!

1503
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:17,016
But it's a butter tart!

1504
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:18,806
We're leaving now!

1505
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,436
To take.

1506
01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,686
Be careful mate.

1507
01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,776
Walk fast, man.

1508
01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,625
Get...Rabbit!

1509
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,629
They took the loot.

1510
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,040
Did they get Flova Scotia too?

1511
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,834
Along with Rabbit!

1512
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:49,761
Wait. Rabbit's car.

1513
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,763
The camera is pointing this way.

1514
01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:53,299
Smart cleaner.

1515
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:54,933
Clean up? I'm sick of you making fun of me!

1516
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,388
Compliment is hurtful.

1517
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:58,770
C'mon Burt Reynolds.

1518
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,985
Nice couple.

1519
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,235
Well done brother.

1520
01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:14,578
Can you believe he chose Donnie Osmond
instead of me?

1521
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,451
- Yes.
- Wasn't anyone else shocked?

1522
01:12:16,624 --> 01:12:17,910
- No.
- And on my desk?

1523
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,292
Volosto Farva.
This is serious.

1524
01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:22,165
What the hell?

1525
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,795
Now how do we find them?

1526
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,298
All iPhones had the same number.

1527
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,379
If we had a triangulator,

1528
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,505
we could track them down.

1529
01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,263
Fuck you bastards.

1530
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,515
There are the phones.

1531
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:36,637
Enlarge it.

1532
01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:39,306
What is this place?

1533
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:40,387
Enlarge it.

1534
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,228
- Enlarge it.
- Okay.

1535
01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,268
"Sciere de la Vache."

1536
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,357
You speak French.
What does it mean?

1537
01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:51,948
I don't know what "sciere" means.

1538
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,900
I also don't know what "vache" means.

1539
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:56,161
So you don't understand anything?

1540
01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,662
Sciere de la Vache.

1541
01:12:57,748 --> 01:13:00,206
I believe it means "Scary Jar".

1542
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,618
sciere means beetle.

1543
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:04,707
The beetle jar.

1544
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,045
Yes but la vache means angry.
"The Angry Beetle."

1545
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,833
Yes, I think the Angry Beetle.

1546
01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:12,754
It's the Cow Lumber Mill, fools.

1547
01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,421
It's a lumber mill!

1548
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:17,216
- Cow's lumber mill?
- It doesn't sound logical.

1549
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:19,555
Let's go show these villagers

1550
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:23,182
how do we who wear red jump,
blue and white.

1551
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:27,560
I'm sitting in the front!

1552
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,479
to take

1553
01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:39,537
Stop, I have to pee.

1554
01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:40,993
You shouldn't have drunk all the sodas.

1555
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:44,792
I just realized,

1556
01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,461
that we two have not met
never together.

1557
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,038
Fortunately.

1558
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,583
I'm serious. Have we ever had personal
discussion?

1559
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,794
Why should we?
You look very bored.

1560
01:13:55,556 --> 01:13:57,468
Still jumping that blonde cop?

1561
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,096
Where the hell are they going?

1562
01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,393
We've passed the bend.

1563
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,187
Are you sure?
I don't think so.

1564
01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,322
Have you completely lost your bearings?

1565
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:16,575
By yelling at me
you are not helping.

1566
01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,118
The policeman is right.
There was the turning point.

1567
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,778
Bulky Mr. Great.

1568
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,433
I saw you!

1569
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,764
- Where are the hormone pills?
- Police...

1570
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,220
Give me!

1571
01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:52,894
Thanks.

1572
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:09,832
No sign of Rabbit.

1573
01:15:10,006 --> 01:15:11,622
But I see two mounted patrol cars,

1574
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,750
and our prey.

1575
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,467
Where the hell is Farva?

1576
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:20,385
I see him.

1577
01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:25,389
It's like an animated blast of heat.

1578
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:28,350
Want to see some porn?

1579
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,607
I will be back

1580
01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,105
to eat the butter tart.

1581
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,943
Let's milk the cow.

1582
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,906
I moved them last time.

1583
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,536
I don't want to pick them up either.

1584
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:48,791
You're not moving anything.

1585
01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:51,078
You don't move your body,
you don't pick up the boxes.

1586
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,381
One, two, three let's go!

1587
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,216
Immovable, you are arrested!

1588
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,426
Nonsense, you're under arrest!

1589
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,841
Antique dealers!

1590
01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:05,721
We are not smugglers.
You are the smugglers.

1591
01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:06,972
We are not the smugglers!

1592
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:08,053
You are!

1593
01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:11,264
Everyone put down your weapons!

1594
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,478
Something is wrong.

1595
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:15,564
The old man is right.

1596
01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:17,525
Something is wrong here.

1597
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:22,154
Die junk dealer.

1598
01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,489
Paint you idiot!

1599
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,738
Drop the gun!

1600
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:28,248
Come on, choke.

1601
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,375
Drop the gun.
I don't want to shoot you!

1602
01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:32,911
Old Canadians!

1603
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:33,995
Calmly.

1604
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,881
What the hell are you doing?

1605
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:42,884
Blinded by the light...

1606
01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:43,963
Does it fit like that?

1607
01:16:44,517 --> 01:16:45,928
Go ahead and kill each other.

1608
01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:47,258
What happened to the...

1609
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:48,935
"First we shoot and then
do we ask the questions"?

1610
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,267
What the hell Guy?

1611
01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:52,848
Why did you tell us that they 
are they the smugglers?

1612
01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:54,357
It was much smarter than that 
let me tell you

1613
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:55,433
that I am the smuggler.

1613
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,898
What do you mean you're the smuggler?

1614
01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:00,530
I'm sorry but what else could I do
to do

1615
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:02,816
Being the mayor of a small town
Canadian city

1616
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,151
it may sound romantic.

1617
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:06,035
Being mayor in one
small American town

1618
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,455
sounds like a failure.

1619
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,998
You have to admit it,

1620
01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,542
it was an amazing scam.
Along all borders.

1621
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:13,997
But I never expected

1622
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:16,045
how the guys from the incident
with Fred Savage

1623
01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:17,956
they would be the ones to trap me.

1624
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,841
These are the cops
where did they kill fred savage?

1625
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:20,917
Unfortunately.

1626
01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:25,806
But this rivalry between
in the police forces,

1627
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:27,932
it's the perfect opportunity
to get rid of you all.

1628
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:29,468
But now we will arrest you.

1629
01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:30,973
I am sorry.

1630
01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:32,520
But it's not going to happen like that.

1631
01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,019
Henri, if you have the kindness.

1632
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:40,103
And pay attention

1633
01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:41,187
to the guy behind the curtain.

1634
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,577
Your Rabbit wasn't fast enough.

1635
01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,955
Maybe next time
jump a little faster.

1636
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:51,240
If anything happens,

1637
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,199
I will jump you six times
until sunday!

1638
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:56,916
Christ, now I know
who consumed all the Flova Scotia.

1639
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,419
So drop your guns,

1640
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,508
otherwise Rabbit and his girlfriend

1641
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:06,134
they will multiply
in a horrible way.

1642
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:07,630
I am very sorry.

1643
01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:12,977
Leave Gi.
It has nothing to do with it!

1644
01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:15,810
If they put down their weapons
nothing will happen.

1645
01:18:19,486 --> 01:18:20,476
Go ahead, drop them.

1646
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,442
Lower your weapons.

1647
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:28,947
Your hands in the air.

1648
01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:30,778
Like you don't care.

1649
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,786
So are you ready...

1650
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:39,875
for the big twist?

1651
01:18:48,682 --> 01:18:50,469
What the heck?

1652
01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:54,056
what are you doing

1653
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:56,763
May the wish be granted!

1654
01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,057
Genevieve

1655
01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,058
What's going on here?

1656
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:01,688
Take off my chains.

1657
01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:04,358
Why are you so late Guy?

1658
01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:07,031
First he has to put me
his circumcised cock inside me

1659
01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:08,783
and then tie me to the trunk?

1660
01:19:08,953 --> 01:19:12,242
I'm sorry honey.
I had to keep the guys.

1661
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:15,077
I still smell the American.

1662
01:19:15,334 --> 01:19:18,122
Smells like hot dog water.

1663
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,044
do you work with me

1664
01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:23,831
I hate you!

1665
01:19:24,218 --> 01:19:25,208
i hate you

1666
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:26,334
Kill them.

1667
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,254
Kill them all.

1668
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,638
Thank you boss.

1669
01:19:31,892 --> 01:19:32,928
Wait!

1670
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:36,436
If I die I will die
like an american!

1671
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,589
Enough with the song.

1672
01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:07,667
Kill them.

1673
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:17,518
Quick, he's gonna cut my dick.

1674
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,540
What you did was awesome.

1675
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:42,043
I imagine my maternal instincts are awakening.

1676
01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,378
What?

1677
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:48,587
Throw it to the cow.

1678
01:20:58,395 --> 01:21:00,352
I'm out of bullets.

1679
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:01,929
I have one left!

1680
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,264
Make it worth it!

1681
01:21:18,415 --> 01:21:19,906
I love the 48th bullet.

1682
01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:21,657
Drop your weapons!

1683
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,459
Get up off the ground.

1684
01:21:23,545 --> 01:21:26,379
Quick, I'm getting spayed!

1685
01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:27,501
Hold on.

1686
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,082
Get me out of here!

1687
01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:34,170
I don't think so.

1688
01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:38,349
You just lit the fuse
for the Halifax explosion.

1689
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,388
My own times...

1690
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:42,725
when your tooth was about to fall out,

1691
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,226
the hockey coach was pulling it...

1692
01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:46,391
so you don't waste time.

1693
01:21:46,485 --> 01:21:47,976
Truth; In my country,

1694
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:50,402
we leave the tooth fairy
to deal with them

1695
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:52,313
You know all about fairies, right?

1696
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:54,115
Come on you bastard.

1697
01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:55,282
Do you want to do it?

1698
01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:59,195
do you want

1699
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:02,282
Tie with clip.
Isn't that a bit tacky?

1700
01:22:18,225 --> 01:22:19,557
A former hockey player

1701
01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:20,679
who can clog it!

1702
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:21,884
So guys?

1703
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,271
Come on, that was a nice line.

1704
01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:48,624
What the hell is wrong with you?

1705
01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,914
As if none of you know
to handle

1706
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:53,341
an electric wheel.

1707
01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:55,126
What happened to your accent?

1708
01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:59,677
Andrea Spooner,
Ontario Police.

1709
01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,216
Come on, go away.

1710
01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:15,230
Why the Vermont Highway Patrol
is he here

1711
01:23:15,407 --> 01:23:17,615
I've been a secret for three years.

1712
01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:18,820
Member of the special force

1713
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,277
together with the organized crime unit

1714
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:22,077
of the Ontario Police.

1715
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:26,658
You ruined a three year job for me.

1716
01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:29,293
I was very close to finding their supplier.

1717
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:30,620
Now I will never catch them.

1718
01:23:30,797 --> 01:23:32,880
Very happy to offer full cooperation...

1719
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,291
Pin it!

1720
01:23:38,764 --> 01:23:40,471
Will you guys do me a favor?

1721
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:41,802
When you clean back there,

1722
01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:42,973
look for my armpit

1723
01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:45,009
You won't need teeth

1724
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,139
where you are going

1725
01:23:46,313 --> 01:23:47,975
You were our hero Guy.

1726
01:23:48,065 --> 01:23:49,806
A hockey player
who owned a brothel.

1727
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:51,440
And to think that you were 11 years old

1728
01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:52,734
in professional hockey.

1729
01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:55,270
Newsy Lalonde will spin
in his grave.

1730
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,939
You would be a good fit in Calgary.

1731
01:23:58,033 --> 01:23:59,740
You would be the dumbest.

1732
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,446
Especially that defender.

1733
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,573
He was the worst.

1734
01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:04,032
What a fool he was.

1735
01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:07,119
No, it ended up in the QSPHL
when he turned 38.

1736
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:08,783
You are boring!

1737
01:24:09,586 --> 01:24:12,124
Careful!

1738
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,418
Welcome him!

1739
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:16,924
They wrapped you in the Japanese flag.

1740
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,300
Thanks for saving my life.

1741
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:23,635
I don't know what I would do 
without you

1742
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,471
It's okay, I don't want a hug.

1743
01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,180
It's not for you.

1744
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:35,106
Careful!

1745
01:24:39,992 --> 01:24:41,824
Do you produce milk?

1746
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:45,912
I do what my body tells me, okay?

1747
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,035
Okay Thorne, you have the boobs!

1748
01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:49,574
Good luck in the contest
with wet t-shirts.

1749
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:06,845
Men.

1750
01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:10,428
How are you feeling?

1751
01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:11,517
Fine.

1752
01:25:12,441 --> 01:25:14,854
Forgive me for telling you
how i hate you

1753
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:17,064
I'm sorry I lied to you.

1754
01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:18,569
I don't believe it because I didn't know it.

1755
01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:21,356
You were very sweet but
very gullible.

1756
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,197
Maybe you and I will meet

1757
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:31,453
to listen to old French music...

1758
01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:33,997
when this is done well.

1759
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,207
Certainly.

1760
01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:40,253
Damn Canadians.

1761
01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:45,216
Give me 50cc of morphine,

1762
01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:47,139
- shaving foam and razor.
- Why the razor?

1763
01:25:47,309 --> 01:25:49,596
To remove hair from the testicles.
I have to sew you up.

1764
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:51,518
No, why sew me up?

1765
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:52,641
A small cut it is.

1766
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,518
Only one patch is needed.

1767
01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:58,814
As the rookie finally looks
he will shave his balls.

1768
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,243
- Who wants coffee?
- Sounds good to me.

1769
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,288
Officer O'Hagan!

1770
01:26:16,922 --> 01:26:19,756
I learned that you and your men 
you did a good job.

1771
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,383
Indeed, we caught the smugglers.

1772
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:23,505
Again.

1773
01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:28,139
What the hell was that?

1774
01:26:33,271 --> 01:26:34,887
I said it and I did it.

1775
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:39,560
This little pig is crying out in pain.

1776
01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:42,273
What happened to you?

1777
01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:44,151
I lost a bet.

1778
01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:45,815
If I tell you
I'll have to kill you.

1779
01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:53,365
Cassandra Geisek from the news.

1780
01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:55,329
Given your involvement in the arrest

1781
01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:58,253
how do you feel where yet
will they replace you?

1782
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:04,376
When they first came I wondered:

1783
01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:06,010
"Who are these people?

1784
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:07,803
Are they coming and taking our land?

1785
01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:10,965
But then I found my answer.

1786
01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,179
They are heroes.

1787
01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:21,984
These men took risks
their lives for us.

1788
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:25,443
One of them saved my life.

1789
01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:28,904
The tanned one with the wet tits.

1790
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,243
But we hate Americans!

1791
01:27:31,329 --> 01:27:34,197
I understand you.
But I have to tell you,

1792
01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:36,240
if these gentlemen are the example

1793
01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:37,825
about what it means to be an American...

1794
01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:42,000
then I'm proud to be
I'm American too.

1795
01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:44,336
I'm proud to be an American.

1796
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,297
We leave to set up
our section in the north,

1797
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:50,054
but with confidence I say
how we leave you in the best hands,

1798
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,848
to the Vermont Highway Patrol.

1799
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,773
How does it feel to be the coolest guy
on the planet?

1800
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:03,435
You tell me, friend.

1801
01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:09,608
Excuse me.

1802
01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,491
I am here to inform you

1803
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:16,701
how the US governments
and Canada

1804
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,909
they decided to postpone the change

1805
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:22,044
until the rest are found
from the clandestine.

1806
01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:26,916
So are we Canadian or American?

1807
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,460
For now you are still Canadian.

1808
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:32,802
And this will continue indefinitely.

1809
01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:33,964
I am sorry.

1810
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,681
So we are in control again
the area?

1811
01:28:41,858 --> 01:28:43,895
No, we both have jurisdiction.

1812
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,435
You have the authority

1813
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,895
go pop a donut.

1814
01:28:47,072 --> 01:28:48,938
We just saved your life,
do you remember it?

1815
01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:50,481
Here we use an expression.

1816
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,696
What have you done for me lately?

1817
01:28:52,869 --> 01:28:54,076
Maybe we'll fly you again

1818
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,152
in the forest naked.

1819
01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:58,243
Or maybe we'll burn down your White House again.

1820
01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,657
What does this mean?

1821
01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:02,452
In the War of 1812.
Know your story.

1822
01:29:06,132 --> 01:29:08,749
You were pulling out his mustache.

1823
01:29:08,927 --> 01:29:11,465
No, he's wearing a prosthetic.

1824
01:29:13,723 --> 01:29:16,636
Shut your mouth!

01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:30,000
(More scenes to follow)

1825
01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:46,787
What do we have?

1826
01:29:47,674 --> 01:29:48,664
A cat in the tree.

1827
01:29:51,845 --> 01:29:52,835
Hello Fred Savage.

1828
01:29:53,096 --> 01:29:54,553
Macintyre Womack.

1829
01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:56,676
- Nice to meet you.
- Carl Foster.

1830
01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:58,632
Why did they take you with them?

1831
01:29:58,727 --> 01:29:59,763
Are you making any cop movies?

1832
01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:02,186
It's a new show
for the Syfy Channel.

1833
01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:05,561
One alien invasion in one
small town called <i>Vermonsters.</i>

1834
01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:08,559
You spend a lot of time

1835
01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:10,110
getting cats down from trees?

1836
01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:11,858
Is this the job?

1837
01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:14,065
No, we're calling the fire department.

1838
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:15,695
They take her down.

1839
01:30:15,785 --> 01:30:18,027
Can we take a picture?

1840
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,659
I really liked the movie <i>Princess Bride</i>.

1841
01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:21,913
My pleasure.

1842
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,366
It was tania with which I jumped
in high school.

1843
01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:24,871
Please.

1844
01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:27,874
Get it!

1845
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,042
Fred Savage.

1846
01:30:30,216 --> 01:30:31,957
- Yes, I am.
- He's here!

1847
01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:33,042
We know that.

1848
01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:34,635
Are you still with Winnie?

1849
01:30:34,804 --> 01:30:36,761
No, it was just for the movie.

1850
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:40,758
I'll go get the cat down.

1851
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,059
Mr. Savage, we can't
let's allow this

1852
01:30:42,145 --> 01:30:44,262
as we are responsible
for your safety.

1853
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:45,938
Don't worry.
I am an excellent climber.

1854
01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:47,356
Do you remember the movie <i>Super Monkey?</i>

1855
01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:50,226
- Yes.
- I did all the dangerous shooting.

1856
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,356
I'm good with trees.

1857
01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:54,688
Look how it goes up.

1858
01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:58,696
I see her.
I caught the cat.

1859
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,202
With care, Mr. Savage.

1860
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:02,079
The movie <i>Super Monkey</i> was crap.

1861
01:31:02,248 --> 01:31:03,910
Yes, the monkeys looked fake.

1862
01:31:04,084 --> 01:31:06,121
A.O. Scott said that the script
it was fun.

1863
01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:07,751
I hear you, you know.

1864
01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:09,378
Try to play
in a movie

1865
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,376
and do the dangerous shooting.
It is difficult.

1866
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,423
- Sure.
- Don't be stupid.

1867
01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:24,472
Did you see this?

1868
01:31:25,647 --> 01:31:27,434
Do any of you want a kitten?

01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:38,000
(Funny scenes follow)

1869
01:31:34,757 --> 01:31:54,749

1870
01:34:02,053 --> 01:34:04,010
Grab the call book.

1871
01:34:04,097 --> 01:34:05,213
Correctly.

1872
01:34:05,306 --> 01:34:07,593
You forgive me.

1873
01:34:10,228 --> 01:34:12,094
Keep it mine.

1874
01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:13,224
Here we go.

1875
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:28,986
I don't think it's illegal in the US

1876
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,117
to drink beer and enjoy
tits and cocks.

1877
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,329
There is nothing wrong.

1878
01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,744
There is nothing wrong.

1879
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:39,125
Nice workout.

1880
01:34:41,217 --> 01:34:42,549
We could do it
all night.

1881
01:34:44,679 --> 01:34:46,261
Let's go!

1882
01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:50,010
It's very easy.

1883
01:34:50,894 --> 01:34:52,726
May the wish be granted.

1884
01:34:53,354 --> 01:34:55,391
Do we have time until lunch?

1885
01:34:55,565 --> 01:34:56,555
Let's go.

1886
01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:01,106
Which one of you is the oldest?

1887
01:35:07,202 --> 01:35:08,943
You need to puff up the cheeks.

1888
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,110
Ok.

1889
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:13,994
I think your mustache
it entered my mouth.

1890
01:35:14,542 --> 01:35:15,532
where is your ass

1891
01:35:15,710 --> 01:35:17,622
There.

1892
01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:19,457
Follow the heat.

1893
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:22,798
First you steal our job
and then you sit down

1894
01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:24,625
and you receive a sensual massage
on the chair

1895
01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:27,545
in the center of the mall
with our women.

1896
01:35:28,598 --> 01:35:30,635
Can you shorten it?

1897
01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:33,008
No, that's the only way I can say it.

1898
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:37,889
Now I know who consumed Lava Scotia.

1899
01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,102
The Flova Scotia.

1900
01:35:39,275 --> 01:35:41,642
Now I know who consumed Flava Scotia.

1901
01:35:41,819 --> 01:35:43,526
- The Flova.
- Flova. To take.

1902
01:35:43,696 --> 01:35:44,686
All of Flava Scotia.

1903
01:35:48,993 --> 01:35:51,485
Now I know who consumed Flava Scotia.

1904
01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:53,821
- Did I fall close?
- No.

1905
01:35:58,419 --> 01:35:59,830
We hadn't

1906
01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:01,503
in a skinny guy
with a big forehead?

1907
01:36:01,673 --> 01:36:02,709
Where did he smell bacon?

1908
01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:04,165
And he was talking about them
Hot Pockets?

1909
01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:05,423
It was me.

1910
01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:07,676
You had asked me

1911
01:36:07,762 --> 01:36:09,970
if i had seen you jumping...

1912
01:36:10,265 --> 01:36:11,676
You had asked me if I had seen you

1913
01:36:11,766 --> 01:36:14,349
to jump...

1914
01:36:18,481 --> 01:36:20,438
Come on Guffinga!

1915
01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:23,893
Fool.

1916
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,408
It's excessive.

1917
01:36:31,744 --> 01:36:33,906
- It says "tiger penis" here.
- Fuck it!

1918
01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,367
- Shut up Farva.
- Sorry, it's funny.

1919
01:36:39,877 --> 01:36:41,163
What the hell Guy?

1920
01:36:41,254 --> 01:36:42,586
Why did you tell us what the smugglers are...

1921
01:36:42,672 --> 01:36:44,538
Excuse me.

1922
01:37:07,327 --> 01:37:45,070
Dialogue rendering: vanzel78
