1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,094 Good morning, Monstropolis. 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,804 I'm Jack. I'm Jill. 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,473 And welcome to I Scream... 4 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,807 U Scream! 5 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,060 The citizens of Monstropolis remain bitterly divided 6 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,354 over the future of this so-called "Laugh Power." 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,272 Joining us via ScreamCam to discuss it 8 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,149 are James P. Sullivan of Monsters, Inc. 9 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:25,901 and Johnny Worthington of FearCo. 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,694 Thank you both for joining us. 11 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,946 Enough groveling. 12 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,405 It's called being polite, Jill. 13 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,032 Let's start with you, Mr. Sullivan. 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,701 Oh, please, call me Sulley. Oh, no. 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,245 You are not charming me 16 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,121 into accepting your dangerous Laugh Power. 17 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,289 Oh, Laugh Power isn't dangerous. 18 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,707 Exactly. It's reliable, it's clean. 19 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,335 So you're saying screams are dirty? No. 20 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:43,460 Jill, that's not what he said. 21 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,214 I'm sure Mr. Worthington would like to respond. 22 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,383 Please, Jill, call me Johnny. 23 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,635 Oh! I will. 24 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,013 Go ahead, Johnny. Ew. 25 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,848 Jill, I've known Sulley a long time, 26 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,308 and I'm sure he believes what he's saying 27 00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,518 about Laugh Power, but you're right. 28 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,602 Sure. It's untested. 29 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,854 Whoa. Wait a minute. You've had your time. 30 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:03,063 Johnny? 31 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,732 Maybe it'll be viable down the road, 32 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:06,942 but today... Yes, but... 33 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,319 ...my neighbors and I just want safe and reliable power. 34 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,737 But laughs are safe. You see... 35 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,030 Mr. Sullivan, 36 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,615 why should anyone believe you? 37 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,660 Whoa, wait! You got expelled from Monsters University 38 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,663 for cheating in the Scare Games, didn't you? 39 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,624 And more recently, you were mentored by convicted criminal 40 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,210 and disgraced former Monsters, Inc. CEO 41 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,837 Henry J. Waternoose. 42 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,046 Ugh. Jill... 43 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,214 So why should we trust you? 44 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:31,925 I say, "Once a liar and a cheat, 45 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,510 "always a liar and a cheat." 46 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,220 And if there's one thing Jill knows about, 47 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,888 it's lying and cheating in college. 48 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,181 That's two things. 49 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,683 And we're out of time. 50 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,060 We'll be back after a word from our sponsors, 51 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,228 who also don't care for Jack. 52 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,354 They said that? 53 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,525 So that could have gone better. 54 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,737 Yep. Worst interview I've seen since, uh... 55 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,114 Nope, that was it. 56 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,771 May I present... 57 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:29,524 So why am I looking at a coconut? 58 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,318 You know, I ask that myself 59 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,070 every time I wake up in a palm tree, 60 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,697 but this... this is your invitation 61 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,034 to Fritz's surprise work anniversary party. 62 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,828 It's a surprise. For me. 63 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,246 Surprise? 64 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,498 Surprise. Surprise. 65 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,166 It's tonight at the Shrieky Tiki. 66 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,793 Oh, uh, tonight? 67 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,461 8:00 sharp. Be square, 68 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,296 be there. Oh, yeah. Count me in. 69 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,840 Yeah, I actually have something tonight. 70 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,717 Something very important. Can't be changed. 71 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,094 Oh... 72 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,513 Oh, it's too bad that you won't be there, Tylor. 73 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,931 I'm making a big announcement, 74 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,810 one that is going to affect everyone. 75 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,353 A big announcement? 76 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,438 Retirement? Sir. 77 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:13,360 I hope you'll remember who was loyal around here and who was not. 78 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,737 My time has come. I must call Mother. 79 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,198 So what are the big plans, Double T? 80 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,575 The big... Oh, well... 81 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,869 You know what? Look at the time. 82 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,372 We've got to... We've got to get to that Laugh Floor, huh? 83 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,083 They are not paying us to watch TV. 84 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,209 Whoo! 85 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,336 Hmm. 86 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,800 So, are you ready to tell me what your big, secret plans are now? 87 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,093 Mmm. 88 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,219 Is this flavor new? 89 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,429 Tastes like sour milk. 90 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,180 Mmm. So good. 91 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,184 You ready to tell me now? 92 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,727 Jeez. No. 93 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,522 You ready to tell me now? 94 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,401 Or now... 95 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,862 Or now! 96 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,198 Why is it so important that I tell you what my plans are anyway? 97 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,659 Red light! 98 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:02,784 Because we're best friends, Tylor. 99 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,580 I tell you everything about my life. 100 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,211 You know what? Forget it. 101 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,838 If you really don't want to tell me 102 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,965 what your big, secret plans are, that's cool. 103 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,217 Thank you. 104 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,221 I know what you're doing. Hmm? 105 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,306 What? 106 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:24,473 What? What am I doing? 107 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,393 Cute. Hmm. What am I doing? 108 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,561 What am I doing? 109 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,605 What am I doing? Fine, fine. 110 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,648 Fine. You win. You want to know what I'm doing tonight? 111 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,776 I'm having dinner with Johnny Worthington. 112 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,361 Johnny Worthington! 113 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,238 FearCo Johnny Worthington? 114 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,698 Hey! Quiet, quiet, Quiet. 115 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,992 We talked a little at the C.R.E.E.P. show, 116 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,619 and afterwards he invited me to dinner. Uh-uh. 117 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,871 Well, his assistant did. 118 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:50,332 Oh, my gosh. What do you think he wants? 119 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,334 I think he just wants to get to know me. 120 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,211 Do you think Johnny wants to be your BFF? 121 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,629 Because he should know we're BFFs. 122 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,422 And that last "F" means forever. 123 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,217 So you're stuck with me, well, forever. 124 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,511 Oh, oh, that's what you're worried about? 125 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,971 Val, come on. You and I are a team, Okay? 126 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,556 I am not going anywhere. 127 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,643 Pinky swear? 128 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,439 Pinky swear. 129 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,816 Huh. What? 130 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,235 I never noticed, 131 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,487 but for a huge monster, you've got incredibly tiny hands. 132 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,822 Uh, they are perfectly normal-sized. 133 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:23,824 Thank you very much. 134 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,033 Sure. Right. 135 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:28,411 But... Oh, so teeny. 136 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,846 Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm. 137 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,474 Mr. Worthington is not arrived yet. 138 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:55,939 Michel. (SNAPS FINGERS) Table. Oui. Right this way, monsieur. 139 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,483 You make my four hearts beat faster, my love. 140 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:58,567 Are your kids going to eat? 141 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,695 Happy anniversary, dear. 142 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,864 I love you the mostest. Yes, I do. 143 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,490 Monsieur. 144 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,535 Ah. Thank you very much. 145 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,078 That is Mr. Worthington's seat. 146 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,288 Oh, it is? Oh, so sorry. 147 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,206 I'll just, I'll just, uh... I'll just move over here. 148 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,375 That was the seat, not me. 149 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,544 Hmm. See? Look. Huh? 150 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,379 And there he is. Oh. 151 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:19,546 Tylor Tuskmon. 152 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,756 Oh, Mr. Worth... Oh! 153 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,135 Uh, so, so, Johnny. I'm so, so sorry. 154 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,261 Sorry I kept you waiting. 155 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,846 Look at you in a suit. 156 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:28,805 Looking sharp, kid. 157 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,599 Thanks. It's my grandfather's. 158 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,017 He's dead. 159 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,602 Oh, I'm sorry. Don't be. 160 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,353 He died a long time ago, so it's not sad. 161 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:38,356 I mean, you know, it was sad at the time. Is this going well? 162 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,566 I feel like I'm over-sharing. 163 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,277 You are. Uh... 164 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,070 Long day. 165 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,739 Let's order some drinks, shall we? 166 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,906 Yes, let's. 167 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,575 I mean, you know, if that's standard protocol. 168 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,701 I mean, I don't know. 169 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,745 No. No, no, no, no, no. 170 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,205 Oh. No, no, no, no. 171 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,248 No drinks? Okay. 172 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,500 Excuse me. Come on, Sulley. 173 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,752 Let's go. Come on. Class it up. 174 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,629 Want to start with some appetizers then? 175 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,547 Oh, no. Not an appetizer fan either? 176 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,632 No, no, no. Yeah, no. 177 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,050 Appetizers are great. 178 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,385 I love app... I just... I need to wash my hands. 179 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,054 That's, that's, uh, standard protocol. 180 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,474 Excuse me. No, no, no, no. 181 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,726 No, no, no, no. Why are you here? 182 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,062 Whoa, oh! I thought you were all going to the Shrieky Tiki. 183 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,814 We did. But then Roze said that tiki bars were cloying reminders 184 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,733 of the dangers of cultural appropriation. 185 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,568 We couldn't have lived with ourselves if we stayed. 186 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,445 So you came here? I didn't know you'd be here. 187 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:25,612 If you recall, you weren't exactly forthcoming this morning. 188 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,742 Oh, by the way, you have to try the phlegm brulee. 189 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,827 I hear it's... Chef's kiss. 190 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,454 Okay, okay. It's all gonna be okay. 191 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,289 No one saw me. We just have to... 192 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,624 Ty-Ty! Oops. 193 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,918 You cancelled your very important plans for me 194 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,129 and even came to the wrong restaurant knowing we would end up here. 195 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,631 Wow, you're good! 196 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,467 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I know you love a good surprise. 197 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,595 You look spiffy, but you're dressed all wrong. 198 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,931 You know, working at MIFT these past 40 years 199 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,225 has been like a vacation for me every day. 200 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,937 So I asked everyone to dress like they were coming to my beach party! 201 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,648 Oh, I'm having a beach party! 202 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,484 And if any of you want to feel a nice ocean breeze, 203 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,860 I'm happy to blow in your face. 204 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,324 Oh, I'm so glad you came because we're about to start the toasts. 205 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,954 Sulley, forget that you were part of one of the worst moments in television history. 206 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,914 Just relax and, you know, have a drink. 207 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,168 When I sing scareoke, 208 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,296 people are not gonna know what hit them. 209 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,923 Okay, so I think I have a plan. 210 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,591 Me, too. You need to clone yourself. 211 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,636 What? No. No. I was thinking I'd go back and wrap things up with Johnny. 212 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,471 Then once he leaves... Clone yourself 213 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,516 No, you can help make sure I don't get caught. 214 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,769 Okay, well, since the science doesn't exist for my plan yet, let's do yours. 215 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,188 We're a go for operation "Don't Get Caught." 216 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,567 Does it need a name? Of course. Hmm. We'll probably need code names, too. 217 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,651 I'll be Unicorn Sparkle. 218 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,153 You can be Donut Head. Donut Head? 219 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,988 Yeah, I'm not sure we need code names for this. 220 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,490 Fine. I'll be Donut Head, but it literally makes no sense. 221 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,700 Wish me luck. 222 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,251 Hands are clean and very normal-sized. 223 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,836 I hope you don't mind. 224 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,504 I took the liberty of ordering. 225 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,299 I can tell you feel a little uncomfortable here, 226 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,508 so let me cut to the chase. 227 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,928 When I saw you in our Scare Simulator at the C.R.E.E.P. show, 228 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,473 I knew I was watching something special. 229 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,725 You could be one of the greats. 230 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,185 A legend. 231 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,519 A legend? 232 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,438 Well, yeah, I don't know about that. 233 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,856 Hey, don't be so modest. 234 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,318 You know, you remind me a lot of myself when I was your age. 235 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,446 I do? After I graduated Monsters U... 236 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,074 Thanks, that's, uh... ...my father wanted me to join the family company. 237 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,951 I said, "Join FearCo? Ugh." Oh. You're still going. 238 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,369 "Dad, that's your thing." 239 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,954 But he said, 240 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,248 "Scaring is our thing." 241 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,542 Thank you. I'm... That's enough. 242 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,377 Oui, monsieur. 243 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:50,381 My father always said, "You can't escape who you are, so just embrace it." 244 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,966 Just embrace it. 245 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,929 And to this day, I carry a memento around to remember that. 246 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,723 Whoa! Your dad's rookie card? 247 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,933 That's... that's worth a fortune. 248 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,893 That's why I always keep it right here. 249 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,187 It reminds me where I came from. 250 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,648 You know, we're a Feartune 500 company now, 251 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,068 but I guess I still see FearCo as a little family business. 252 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,945 Tylor? 253 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,072 Oh, uh, family business. We have a hardware store. 254 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,782 Uh-huh. 255 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,201 Do you wanna work in a hardware store, Tylor? 256 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,080 Or do you want to be a top Scarer at FearCo? 257 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,790 That's why I invited you to dinner. 258 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,999 I wanna offer you a job. 259 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,710 Job? A job. 260 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:27,752 A job. Like a "job" job? 261 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:30,755 That's... Wow. That... You just... 262 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,259 Okay, let me just dry off and I will 263 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,260 get right back to you. 264 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,388 Job, job, FearCo job. 265 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,722 Okay, okay. 266 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,601 A scarer job at FearCo. 267 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,770 That's good. Is that good? 268 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,480 That poem and this interpretive dance 269 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,525 merely scratch the surface of what Fritz means to me. 270 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,154 Someone who inspires us to greatness every day. 271 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,657 To Fritz! To Fritz! 272 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:57,740 I would not want to follow that. 273 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:03,162 Tylor. You're up. Whoa. 274 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,372 Uh... 275 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,709 Huh? Oh... 276 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:15,258 Okay, well, first, you know, everything Roger said. 277 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,220 Uh, what? Stretch? 278 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,140 What are you... What are you... Fritz is stretchy? 279 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,892 Oh, uh, Fritz, 280 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:29,188 you know, is flexible, a very important trait in a leader. 281 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,065 Uh, you know, 282 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,026 I used to work with him at MIFT, 283 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:38,865 but now I'm a Jokester, and I am really, really happy there. 284 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,825 Hmm. Uh, mostly. 285 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:40,867 I mean, no one loves their job every day. 286 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,288 Um, well, you know, except maybe Fritz. 287 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,873 Yes, I absolutely do. 288 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,875 Uh, anyway, yeah, 289 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:53,379 I always saw Fritz as a father figure, so I am reminded of something 290 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,465 my own father used to say. 291 00:11:55,465 --> 00:12:00,929 Uh, yeah, he used to say, "You can't escape who you are..." 292 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,848 I can't escape this toast. 293 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,642 "You, you can't escape who you are, 294 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,102 "so just embrace it." 295 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,729 I gotta pee. 296 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,275 That was weird, right? 297 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,774 Ah, all dry now. Sorry about that. 298 00:12:22,483 --> 00:12:25,570 And, uh... Oh, yes, yeah, I brought you a drink. 299 00:12:26,195 --> 00:12:29,407 Uh, it's half-full. 300 00:12:29,407 --> 00:12:33,035 Half-full because I am an optimist. 301 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:36,539 Thanks. Look, I'm sure my offer came out of the blue. 302 00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:38,165 I didn't mean to overwhelm you, 303 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:40,084 but I wrote down what a starting salary 304 00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:42,253 as a FearCo Scarer would look like. 305 00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:49,010 Oh, wow, that's... Look at all the zeroes you put on the end of those numbers. 306 00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:51,345 Trust me, you're worth it. 307 00:12:51,345 --> 00:12:52,596 Ahem. Pardon. 308 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,890 A call for Monsieur Tuskmon. 309 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,183 For me? Oui. 310 00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:58,019 Sure. Yes. Um... 311 00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,061 Hello. Donut Head. 312 00:12:59,061 --> 00:13:00,396 It's Unicorn Sparkle. 313 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:02,315 Uh, sorry, I need to take this. 314 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,775 No problem. It's a lady... 315 00:13:04,775 --> 00:13:05,776 It's Unicorn Sparkle. 316 00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:07,862 I mean, it's my mom. My mom, of course, is a lady. 317 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:09,530 What? No, this is Val. 318 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:10,948 Those were our code names, remember? 319 00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,284 Wait, your mom calls you Donut Head? 320 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,578 What is going on? We're taking a group picture, and Fritz wants you in it. 321 00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:16,537 Ugh. Fine. 322 00:13:16,537 --> 00:13:18,456 Okay, just tell him I'll be right there. 323 00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:20,166 Tell him yourself. You're right in front of me. 324 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:21,625 Bye. 325 00:13:23,794 --> 00:13:26,088 Ty-Ty. Val. Come on. 326 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:27,214 We've been waiting for ya. 327 00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:29,800 Nice tie, Tuskmon. 328 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,011 Okay, let's hurry up and take this picture, 329 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,055 so Fritz can tell us he's retiring. 330 00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:37,558 All right. First, the lighting and the composition must be perfect. 331 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,477 Happy. Yes! Happier! 332 00:13:39,477 --> 00:13:40,561 You can do it! 333 00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,146 No, no, no, no, no. 334 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:44,106 These are uninspired garbage. 335 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:45,399 We must dig deeper. 336 00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:48,736 Wow. Looks like we got ourselves a real professional. 337 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:53,115 Oh, I am very happy with this one. 338 00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:56,202 Who is this gorgeous creature in front of me? 339 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,873 Great. Thanks again. 340 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,792 Now, we must take a silly one. 341 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:03,959 Silly one? Silly one. 342 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,127 This guy's a pro. 343 00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:06,754 Three, two, one. Silly! 344 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:10,132 Now you're afraid. There is something chasing you. 345 00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:11,801 Now you are chasing something. 346 00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:15,971 Now you really need to use the restroom, but it is closed. 347 00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:17,264 Now they opened it again. Closed it. 348 00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:18,432 Opened it. Closed it. 349 00:14:18,432 --> 00:14:19,558 People are laughing at you. 350 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,769 You're ashamed. 351 00:14:21,769 --> 00:14:24,271 You ate something that does not agree with you, but you agree with it. 352 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:30,945 You just ate something crunchy. 353 00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:33,280 Mmm Mmm. Mmm. 354 00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,701 So how's your mom? 355 00:14:37,701 --> 00:14:39,787 Uh, she's okay, I guess. 356 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:40,955 Uh, why? 357 00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:42,957 Well, she just called you. 358 00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:45,084 Oh, right, that. Yeah, she's just... She's co-dependent. 359 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,335 So always calling. 360 00:14:46,335 --> 00:14:48,379 You know, I think I see what's going on here. 361 00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,005 You do? You're playing hardball. 362 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,507 No, no. I respect the move. 363 00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:52,883 Never take the first offer. 364 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,093 Very smart. 365 00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:58,139 So, what do you say now? 366 00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,352 Oh, excusez-moi, Monsieur Tuskmon. 367 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,187 Your car is being towed, 368 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:06,772 because it's on fire. 369 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,898 Dangerous fire. 370 00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:10,317 So big, so fiery. Not tres bon. 371 00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:12,695 So you need to move it right away. 372 00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,697 Come with me. Excusez-moi. Pardon-moi. 373 00:15:15,322 --> 00:15:18,367 Uh, waiter. Can I order some... No! 374 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:18,451 This place really is French. 375 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,289 Towing a car on fire? 376 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,373 That's what you came up with? 377 00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:25,374 I was thinking on my feet. 378 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,001 Anyway, we're about to start scareoke, 379 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,295 and Fritz wants to sing a song with everyone, including you. 380 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,463 What song do you want? 381 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,797 I don't know. Anything. 382 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:32,715 Screamie In a Bottle? 383 00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:34,425 Really? Is that even in your range? 384 00:15:36,343 --> 00:15:40,431 Sorry about that. It turns out it wasn't even my car being towed. 385 00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:42,808 Hmm. And on fire. And on fire. 386 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:47,229 Yep, yep. Not my car, because I don't even have a car. 387 00:15:47,229 --> 00:15:49,190 You know, I just, uh, just remembered that. 388 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,900 Wow! Smells good in here. 389 00:15:51,108 --> 00:15:52,443 Is that screamed spinach? 390 00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:54,862 Ooh. That waiter. 391 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:54,904 That was your friend from the football game, wasn't it? 392 00:15:57,406 --> 00:16:00,576 You think my friend is a waiter here? 393 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:03,120 Uh, no, I seriously doubt it. 394 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,123 Tylor. I know everyone who works here. 395 00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:08,000 Tell her she's got to work on her accent. 396 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:11,170 Hey, I see what this is. 397 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:11,337 Yeah. I... Sorry. 398 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,631 This was all a... 399 00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:16,008 An elaborate ruse to get you a company car. 400 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,092 Am I right? 401 00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:20,846 Guilty. Let me guess. 402 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,557 You probably want something with a lot of power too. Vroom, vroom. 403 00:16:23,557 --> 00:16:27,603 You can see by these speed lines, it'll be very fast. 404 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:31,774 Ugh, seriously? 405 00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:34,193 What is going on? 406 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,111 What? What? You don't hear that? 407 00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:38,739 Uh, maybe, yeah. I... I hear some... 408 00:16:38,739 --> 00:16:41,283 I'm so sorry. It's never this loud in here. 409 00:16:41,742 --> 00:16:43,786 I'll take care... No, no, no. 410 00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:45,371 Let me handle this. 411 00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,540 You know what? Why not get a dessert going? 412 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,126 I hear the phlegm brulee is... Chef's kiss. 413 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,254 Uh, you probably knew that. Be right back. 414 00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:02,513 Occupied. 415 00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:02,596 ♪ Sleepin' soundly right here 416 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:08,519 ♪ And now we'll creep in and fill his night with fear 417 00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:12,982 ♪ So bring your big roar and your sharp claws too 418 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:17,152 ♪ We're gonna scare this kid and his sister, too ♪ 419 00:17:17,152 --> 00:17:19,488 Come on, now... 420 00:17:19,488 --> 00:17:20,990 What the... That's a bit rude. 421 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:21,991 Oh, Tylor did it. 422 00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:23,826 What gives, man? It was just getting good. 423 00:17:23,826 --> 00:17:24,994 Just getting good? 424 00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:26,328 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. 425 00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:29,832 Well, I just... I shut that off because, um... Fritz! 426 00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:33,377 Fritz! Hey, didn't you have a big announcement to make? 427 00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:34,420 That's right. 428 00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,338 Your big announcement. 429 00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:39,341 Everyone quiet! 430 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,469 Fritz, the floor is yours. 431 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:50,352 Okay. Thank you all for this wonderful party. 432 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,981 Wow, this is hard. 433 00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:58,986 Today isn't just my 40th work anniversary. 434 00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,448 It's also the end of an era for me. 435 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,910 Now, some of you have probably been expecting this for a while. 436 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,872 But here we go. 437 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,462 I am cutting back to one Drooler Cooler a day. 438 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,048 Huh? 439 00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,466 I didn't think I could get through that. 440 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,469 Oi, you said we'd pop him after he made the big announcement. 441 00:18:23,761 --> 00:18:25,387 Yeah, I meant when he announced his retirement. 442 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:26,513 I'm not retiring. 443 00:18:26,513 --> 00:18:28,599 Not retiring? But... 444 00:18:28,849 --> 00:18:31,477 I'm not getting your job? 445 00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:34,021 Oh, boy. I can't afford that hot tub. 446 00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,023 I bought three hot tubs. I gotta call Mother. 447 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,192 Ugh, she's gotta cancel the order. 448 00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:40,402 Ugh. Get outta my way! 449 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,867 Mmm-hmm. 450 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:52,247 Uh... Sullivan. 451 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,550 Johnny? Well, Johnny Worthington. 452 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,176 To what do we owe the displeasure? 453 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,096 I was just having dinner by myself. 454 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,349 Probably because no one likes you. Mike. 455 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,642 Look, I get why you're mad. 456 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,894 What happened on Jack and Jill this morning... 457 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,937 That wasn't fair. 458 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,939 I'm sorry. Huh. I appreciate that. 459 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:08,981 Oh! And congrats on your presentation at C.R.E.E.P. 460 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,360 I heard it got a lot of buzz. 461 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,280 You know, we really should sit down and talk about how we could work together. 462 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,699 Maybe kickstart an energy roundtable. 463 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,910 You know, see if Laugh Power has potential. 464 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,121 Potential? Ha! Of course it has potential. 465 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,456 It's the future. 466 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:26,999 Thanks, Johnny. I'd like that. 467 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,001 Hi, Johnny Worthington. 468 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,254 It was, uh, Taylor, right? Oh, um, Tylor. 469 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,631 Sorry. Tylor. 470 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,259 Yeah, no, I... I get, uh, I get Taylor a lot, so... 471 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,427 Nice to see you. 472 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,721 I hope we bump into each other again soon. 473 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,848 Good night, everybody. 474 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,310 Bye. Yeah. I'd like to bump into you. In my car. 475 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,605 You're not actually gonna sit down with that no-neck narcissist, are you? 476 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,523 Mikey. He's a changed monster. 477 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,401 College was 20 years and 200 pounds ago. 478 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,320 Maybe we can bring some laughs to FearCo. 479 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,404 Ugh. Oh! 480 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,114 I think you're up at scareoke again. 481 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,158 I Scare You, Babe? 482 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,619 Wow. We really got to update these songs. 483 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,746 Okay? All right. I'll go sing it. 484 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:09,124 But then we're talking more about Johnny. 485 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,668 Maybe I'll sing it twice. 486 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,794 Got to feel out the room. 487 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,384 Oh. 488 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,221 Did you taste this? Mmm-hmm. Sure did. 489 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,224 Chef's kiss. 490 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,935 I can't believe we pulled this off. 491 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,938 I mean, I couldn't have done Operation "Don't Get Caught" without you. 492 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,107 You think we can keep our code names? 493 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,359 Uh, only if I get to be Unicorn Sparkle. 494 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,446 You left this in the closet, monsieur. 495 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,073 Oh, uh, right. 496 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,409 Pardon-moi, monsieur. We are closing, 497 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,870 and as you can see, I have plans. 498 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,959 Oh! 499 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,752 We'll take our food to go. 500 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,171 Pierre. 501 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,220 What's that? 502 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,098 Huh. It's Johnny's Scare card. 503 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,600 He, uh, must have dropped it. 504 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,561 Okay, so... Tell me everything. 505 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,062 What did Johnny want? 506 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:15,149 Uh, he offered me a job 507 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,359 as a Scarer at FearCo. 508 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,694 What? 509 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:19,862 What did you tell him? 510 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,489 Things got so crazy, 511 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,159 I didn't have a chance to answer. 512 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,620 Well, what are you gonna tell him?