1
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Buy 12 at market, unload four at 90,
dump the rest on Friday.

2
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Now don't burn me, Albert.
I'm on the line here.

3
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Ten is break-even. I say 12.

4
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Right. Nothing's impossible, Albert.

5
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Impossible just takes
a couple extra phone calls.

6
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- We're standing still here, Eliot.
- Yes, Mr. Ireland.

7
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I don't like to stand still.

8
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Anne, let me tell you what I need,
flawless clarity, F-color or better.

9
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Fifteen, 20 carats.

10
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Just what you'd want
if I were buying it for you.

11
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Well, I'm rather fussy.

12
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Cute.

13
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A little young.
Will you show me their parents?

14
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Nice.

15
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- Morning, Mr. Ireland.
- Morning, Charlie.

16
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- Hello, Mr. Ireland.
- Hey.

17
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- Good morning, Mr. Ireland.
- Good morning, Nora.

18
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- Good morning.
- Morning.

19
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Nice to see you, Mr. Ireland.

20
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I won't need that giraffe
for about a half an hour.

21
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- Take it out for a walk.
- Very good, sir.

22
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Gloria, they're for you.
I hope you like them.

23
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Oh.

24
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They're beautiful.

25
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- Thank you so much.
- You like them, babe?

26
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You're a doll. You're a
great big lovable doll.

27
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Yeah? Yeah.

28
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- Mr. Salvatore has exquisite taste.
- Huh?

29
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Oh, oh. Thank you, uh, Dougie. Here you go.

30
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Listen, it rained all weekend,
so make sure you give them a good workout.

31
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I'll take care of it myself,
sir. I have a way with animals.

32
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Dougie, are you the guy
to talk to about them things?

33
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Them things, Mr. Salvatore?

34
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- Yeah, you know. Them things on the pillow.
- Uh, hair?

35
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Genie, get some more
of them things!

36
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Yeah, all right!

37
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You know, them things on the pillow.

38
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Initials.

39
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Them things at night!

40
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On the pillow!

41
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- Mints! Pillow mints!
- Yeah! Yeah!

42
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- Them things. We like them.
- Yes, of course. Why didn't I think?

43
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Stupid. Yes. How many would you like?

44
00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,004
- How many? A lot.
- A lot!

45
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A lot, it shall be.

46
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,565
- You're a beautiful kid.
- Enjoy your stay at the Bradbury.

47
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- You're a doll.
- You're a doll.

48
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No, you're a doll.

49
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Easy, easy. Yo, yip. Come.

50
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- Make sure they make!
- Right. Make.

51
00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,491
So, you guys planning
on seeing any shows while you're in town?

52
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All right. Okay.

53
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This is Steak Diane.
You guys don't eat this, I will.

54
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You eat all that up, you can have
some of them things when you're done.

55
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- Come on, man. I'm open, I'm open.
- Pass! There it is!

56
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Jump! Score! Yes, yes!

57
00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,487
Whoo!

58
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,803
- Carmen, Carmen. Ambulate the canines.
- What?

59
00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,123
- Take the dogs for a walk.
- Oh, of course, Mr. Ireland.

60
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Ten dollars, Mr. Ireland?

61
00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:19,850
Funny, I, uh, thought this was the Bradbury,
but it must be Fat Harry's Motor Lodge.

62
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Carmen, one day,
you're gonna be a great concierge.

63
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In the meantime, go get the
biggest plastic bag you can find.

64
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And don't make fun of her hair.

65
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Those things aren't candy, Douglas.

66
00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,246
I'm not gonna eat them all, ma'am.

67
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Can I get change for that?
I'm in kind of a hurry.

68
00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,125
Now let's see.

69
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58 cents out of $100.

70
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It's $99.42.

71
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A whiz kid. Let's just be sure.

72
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- Could you just...
- Uh, $99.42.

73
00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,680
Does that look right to you?

74
00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,451
You know, anywhere in that ballpark
is gonna be fine.

75
00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,760
I'm not fussy.

76
00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,444
$19.42.

77
00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,726
$99.42.

78
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,241
You know why I said $19.42?

79
00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,840
You were trying to cheat me
out of 80 bucks.

80
00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,250
I was married in 1942.

81
00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,288
You know, I read that in the library.

82
00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,403
I was a war bride.

83
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,528
- Those were horrible, frightening days.
- The war.

84
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No, living with Mr. Vigusian.

85
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Just a minute.

86
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Yes, if he hadn't fallen
off the Staten Island ferry,

87
00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,567
Irving and I would now be married 50 years.

88
00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,250
I said, "Irving, get away from the rail!"

89
00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,041
Dougie?

90
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Airport?
Take the 59th Street Bridge definitely.

91
00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,083
Look, Ahmed, I'm rather skeptical.

92
00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,924
It's just that the last
belly dancer you sent me

93
00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,840
wasn't quite as slender
as I would have hoped.

94
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,486
No, the word "belly" could have applied
to any part of her anatomy.

95
00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,650
It's not possible.

96
00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,882
Ahmed. Ahmed, you're shrieking.

97
00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,046
I have an open mind, Ahmed.
It's just that a dancer should have legs.

98
00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,724
Doug! Doug!

99
00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,840
Do something!

100
00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,520
Okay, Ahmed, I'll tell you what.
Bottom line here.

101
00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:29,967
You don't start treating me right,
I'm taking my business to Gemal.

102
00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,566
Yeah, I'm aware of the blood feud, Ahmed.
I don't care.

103
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,926
<i>Assalam-alaikum.</i>

104
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,001
Milton.

105
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Milton, the Ringos have been
in their room for an hour.

106
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We want it done right.

107
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I keep telling you, two
trips if you have to.

108
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These people do not have the time
to wait for you to build the pyramids.

109
00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,125
Milton Glickman has never
made two trips in his life and never will.

110
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:54,127
The Duchess of Windsor, 1948,
41 pieces, one trip.

111
00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,045
John Barrymore, 1941,

112
00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,361
38 pieces including Mr. Barrymore...

113
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,807
Drunk as a lord, one trip.

114
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,962
The Who, 1975...

115
00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,202
Just get the bags to the room
before they check out.

116
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,080
167 pieces. One trip.

117
00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,807
I spoke to the union. You were wrong.

118
00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,724
I am allowed to fire that senile old idiot.

119
00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,643
Really? I didn't...

120
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,087
Did you speak to Miss Tantorelli
at the Brooklyn office because...

121
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,401
I want him out.

122
00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:26,007
Look, Mr. Himmelman, you can't fire Milton.
He's been here forever.

123
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,004
A hotel is more
than just facilities and amenities. It's...

124
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,367
Are you trying to tell
me how to run a hotel?

125
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,966
No, sir. No, nein. I would never do that.

126
00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,681
I'm just saying
that the Bradbury's like a family.

127
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:41,209
It's a place where you have an eccentric
old bellhop or a hotel manager that charges

128
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,648
thousands of dollars in personal
long-distance phone calls to the hotel.

129
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,965
Doesn't mean we want
that family member fired or in jail.

130
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,764
Because that would be
upsetting to the family.

131
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,080
You understand what I'm saying?

132
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,841
Yes, you might be right, Doug.

133
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,206
Happens.

134
00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,971
Hey, Vincent, what's happening
in your sordid little world today?

135
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,121
Divorce court.

136
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,804
...to the most fabulous city
in the world

137
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,331
and your idea of a second honeymoon

138
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,085
is sitting in a dark room,
drinking a Diet Pepsi

139
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,764
and eating a tuna fish sandwich.

140
00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,966
I'm just about ready to go, honey.

141
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,964
Where? Back to the room
to watch <i>Wheel</i> of Fortune?

142
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,405
I came here to fall in love again.

143
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,164
All you want to do is fall asleep.

144
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,160
It was a very good sandwich. Thank you.

145
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,210
He's doomed, Dougie.
The rube's marriage is doomed.

146
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,327
Yep.

147
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,925
Them hicks have difficulties,

148
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,044
when to plant things,
which shirt to put on the scarecrow,

149
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,167
pressure builds up.

150
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,163
Well, there's nothing we can do about it.

151
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:56,040
"We?" Dougie, I'm just a bartender.
You're the concierge.

152
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,242
Hey, he seemed like a nice guy.

153
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,887
Yeah, well, that nice guy
left you a half a buck tip.

154
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,730
You save his marriage.

155
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,009
Dougie! You kept me
and the missus out of divorce court!

156
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,764
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

157
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,724
$16 for tuna fish?

158
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,928
Harry, will you stop talking
about tuna fish?

159
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,890
- Not when it costs more than my shoes.
- There you are, sir.

160
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,360
- I have those tickets for you.
- Tickets?

161
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,130
The tickets you called about.

162
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,521
Now I could only get fourth-row orchestra.
I'm sorry.

163
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,080
<i>Miss</i> Saigon is very tough
to get at the last second.

164
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,209
Also I made reservations for a late dinner
at the Rainbow Room.

165
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,282
My friend Gigi,
the maitre d', is expecting you.

166
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:47,081
And as per instructions, the hotel
limo will pick you up at the theater.

167
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,487
Why, Sparky, you really had me going.

168
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,602
Oh, my God. I can't go to the Rainbow Room
with my hair like this.

169
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,441
Ask for Kenneth. He does Ivana.

170
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,886
Thank you.

171
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,409
Well, you came through like a pro.

172
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,005
How'd you know?

173
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,048
I'm the concierge. I know everything.

174
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,045
You do your job very well.

175
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,691
She hasn't called me "Sparky"
in a real long time.

176
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:21,769
Look, I don't know
exactly how to do this, but...

177
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,482
Uh, look, don't confuse yourself
with all these little denominations.

178
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,605
You wait until
I'm the best friend you ever had.

179
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,250
Then you give me a tip so big,

180
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,841
it feels like passing a kidney stone.

181
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,045
OW. That bad, huh?

182
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,246
If I'm worth it.

183
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,840
Excuse me, Sparky.

184
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,646
Concierge.

185
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,445
<i>Dougie, it's Jeanette Vigusian.</i>

186
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,567
Yes, Mrs. Vigusian?

187
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,604
<i>From the newsstand?</i>

188
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,284
Yes, I know, Mrs. Vigusian.

189
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,486
<i>Have you got a minute?</i>

190
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,686
Uh, no, I don't.

191
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,604
<i>You don't have a minute?</i>

192
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,205
Yes, Mrs. Vigusian. I have a minute.

193
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,331
I thought so. Everybody has a minute.

194
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,561
Uh, Mrs. Vigusian...

195
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,007
What about settling down, Dougie?

196
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,963
Marriage, children...

197
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,281
<i>Okay, I will. Thanks, Mrs. Vigusian.</i>

198
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,646
Over there by the fern.

199
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,120
Settle down over there by the fern.

200
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,562
<i>With her, over there by the fern.</i>

201
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,131
Oh, good idea, Mrs. Vigusian.
I'll marry her.

202
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,560
- Good.
- Thanks.

203
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,527
Some sweet? No?

204
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,966
Check this out.

205
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,290
That's the new Julian Russell girl.

206
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,488
Hottest designer, hottest model.

207
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,040
Not many guys have their fantasies
come true, Doug,

208
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,884
but today I get mine.

209
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,645
Great. Look, you know
how risky this is, right?

210
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,801
I could get fired.

211
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,609
I really owe you.

212
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,444
And I'm really gonna collect.

213
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,240
You speak to your boss yet?

214
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,685
Sure, sure.
He says he wants to meet with you.

215
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,603
You showed him the proposal?
He was interested?

216
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,841
Hey, the guy gets 50 proposals a week.

217
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,003
He's not gonna write a blank check just
because some bellhop thinks he has an idea.

218
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,565
I'm not a bellhop, okay. I'm a concierge.

219
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,849
Relax. Four years ago,
Hanover found Julian Russell and he...

220
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,082
Schlepping suits
in the Garment District for 75 bucks.

221
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,162
Now Julian Russell
is the fourth small business

222
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,004
Hanover's turned to gold since 1985.

223
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,445
Hey, good boy. You did your homework.

224
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,726
Yeah, well, I...

225
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,881
Now you be a good boy.

226
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,371
I need that room back by 2:00.

227
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,771
No problem.

228
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,371
Hey, Doug, look, uh, I forgot something.

229
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,364
I was supposed to pick up
some package at Barney's for Mr. Hanover.

230
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,920
- It's a present for his wife.
- Jesus Christ.

231
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,606
Come on, Doug.
This could be your last day as a bellhop.

232
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,685
Concierge.

233
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,249
I can't tell a thing.
It's all confused with the other scents.

234
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,926
Perhaps on your wrist.

235
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,321
Perhaps not. Lend me an ear.

236
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,851
What?

237
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,451
Too woodsy.

238
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,924
Would you like a second opinion?

239
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,601
Could you?

240
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,284
Sure. Miss?

241
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,401
You're absolutely right.

242
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,801
You might as well
glue a little pinecone back there.

243
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,450
Oh, woodsy, I'm not.

244
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,443
No, no. Top of my head, I would say

245
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,807
that you were, uh...

246
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,565
Ah, miss,
a bottle of Joy de Jean Patou, please.

247
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,411
My girlfriend wears this.
Now she's about your age.

248
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:48,924
Well, actually, she's not your age. She'll
be 38 in June and you're probably, what, 34?

249
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,161
Anyway, Joy is what she wears,
and I got to tell you.

250
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,686
That heady musk...

251
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,603
...spicy experience,

252
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,891
tempered by a sweet innocence

253
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,483
has this boy rooting and foraging
morning, noon and night.

254
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,125
You be careful.

255
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,330
She'll help you with that.

256
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,650
You are some piece of work.

257
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,484
Hey, I got her out of your face, didn't I?

258
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,005
"Rooting and foraging"?

259
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,050
Tell people what they want to hear,
you can sell 'em anything.

260
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,326
What a lovely thought.

261
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,482
Now here's a lovely thought,
you, me, Friday night.

262
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,881
<i>- Miss</i> Saigon, fourth row, on the aisle.
- Doug, don't start.

263
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,961
Cowboy Junkies at the Ritz.

264
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,122
- I'm not going through this again.
- Monster trucks at the Garden.

265
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,406
<i>Sesame Street on Ice.</i>

266
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,085
I've got a boyfriend.

267
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,845
You know,
you've used that excuse a number of times.

268
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,207
Well, it's handy, and it's true.

269
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,408
I hope this guy treats you okay.

270
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,365
<i>Why'?</i>

271
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,771
Does he?

272
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,565
On and off.

273
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,687
Lately?

274
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,569
We spent last weekend in Saint Barts.

275
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,608
You don't look very tanned.
You get rained out?

276
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,126
"No, Doug, we just never
made it out of the room."

277
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,011
All right, I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna come back

278
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,366
when I'm older, richer and married.

279
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,124
That way, you won't be able to resist me.

280
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,690
Never said he was married.

281
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,280
Listen, I've got to go.

282
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,120
He's married.

283
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,364
Gary, you were supposed to be
out of there an hour ago.

284
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,608
I got newlyweds coming in at 5:00.

285
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,250
Doug, I did it.

286
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,441
Spare me the details.

287
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,729
No, I made the call.
The big man will be here tomorrow.

288
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,766
Yes!

289
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,362
And I trust everything
was satisfactory, miss?

290
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,481
Thanks.

291
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,446
Hey, Freddy, why don't you take
the old girl home and give her a rest, huh?

292
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,931
Old girl? This is, uh...

293
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,206
Gypsy Jill. Ran at Belmont.

294
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,645
Won at Belmont.

295
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,089
What were you smoking that year, Freddy?

296
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,889
Let me see. '66, uh...

297
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,966
Great.

298
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,728
Goodbye. Thanks for coming.

299
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,611
I've fallen and I can't get up.

300
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,169
1204, fresh peaches peeled
and a Manchester Guardian every morning.

301
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,163
820, Mr. Mohammed needs a translator...

302
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,360
...to go with him to Jackie Mason.

303
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,410
- Concierge. Christ!
- Jesus Christ, son of the Lord.

304
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,764
No, just Doug. Uh-huh.

305
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,241
Uh-huh, uh, I'll tell you what. Let me put you
through to our restaurant expert. Thanks.

306
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,005
Okay, need six at 8:30.

307
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,367
Sell him on ll Monastero.
Call ll Monastero. Ask for Mort.

308
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,601
Tell Mort I owe him one.

309
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,931
Milton, you're supposed to be
in 302 getting their luggage.

310
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,331
These people have a plane.

311
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,845
And I have an ashtray.

312
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,447
Mr. Bradbury was
very specific about the sand.

313
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,364
Milton, Mr. Bradbury
has been dead since 1968,

314
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,851
these people have a 2:30 flight.

315
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,363
There you go, Mr. B. Have a nice day.

316
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,127
You know, they cremated him,
and when I did this to his ashes

317
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,811
people wept.

318
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,407
I'm sure that's not all they did.
Milton, 302.

319
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,964
<i>Or on</i> a <i>crowded avenue</i>

320
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,730
You are here

321
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,522
<i>So am!</i>

322
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,047
<i>Maybe millions of people go by</i>

323
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,768
<i>But they all disappear</i>

324
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,800
<i>From view</i>

325
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,523
<i>And I only have eyes</i>

326
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,289
<i>For you</i>

327
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,485
Hmm. Hmm.

328
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,681
That was great.

329
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,685
Really? What did you think?

330
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,963
Uh, well,
I thought that that really

331
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,481
sucked.

332
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,085
That's not true.

333
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,286
You have a nice touch, sir. Really.

334
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,805
Shut up, Gary.

335
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,001
Christian Hanover.

336
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,564
Douglas Ireland, sir. I really appreciate
you meeting me, Mr. Hanover.

337
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,163
Oh, Christian, please. You know,
it's great to be back at the Bradbury.

338
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,404
I proposed to my wife in this very bar.

339
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,048
I think she only said yes
to get me to stop playing that song.

340
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,360
That's very funny.

341
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,971
Gary, don't you have to go
and see Julian at the agency?

342
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,241
That's, uh, next week.

343
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,725
Well, leave now.

344
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,166
Yes, sir. Uh, Doug, take
good care of my boss.

345
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,643
So, uh, Christian, can I get you a coffee,
something to drink?

346
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,249
My room. Gary did mention it.

347
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,569
Uh, yes, absolutely. Please follow me.

348
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,643
I'll tell you what you're thinking.

349
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,240
"Why does a guy who makes that much
money need me to comp him a room?"

350
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,403
No, sir. I mean, uh,
that's none of my business.

351
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,164
I'm making it your business.

352
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,244
Two reasons. I value discretion, Doug.

353
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,165
I didn't get where I am by letting
everybody know my every move.

354
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,245
Two, I wanted you to be in the position
of doing me a favor,

355
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,244
'cause I've done one for you
by coming here today.

356
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,483
It's a small thing,
but it's important between men.

357
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,721
We stand equal going in.

358
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,404
Shoot, Doug. Bang-bang.

359
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,201
What price can you put on a dream?

360
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,328
I hope it gets better than this.

361
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,765
Well?

362
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,202
Uh, what price can you put on a dream?

363
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,327
A hotel

364
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,886
is more than just a place
where you eat and you sleep,

365
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,123
it's a place where dreams come true.

366
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,081
I'll just skip ahead to the next section.

367
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,684
Okay, here it is without the poetry.

368
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,049
A hotel like none that has ever existed,
and it's already built, in here.

369
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,043
I know what the marble
in the bathrooms looks like.

370
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,522
Now, two years ago, I got a tip on
an incredible property on Roosevelt Island.

371
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,682
Middle of the East River,
best views of Manhattan.

372
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,286
I got a two-year option for $40,000.

373
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,169
Now that's every tip
I've made in the last five years.

374
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,649
I got one month to get this thing rolling or
it's going back to the city, and I'm screwed.

375
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,650
Oh, how much to get it from here
to Roosevelt Island?

376
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,245
Three million dollars to start.

377
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,606
Now before you say no, sir,

378
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,809
I sketched out some start-up figures
and it's foolproof. Just read this.

379
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,089
Nothing is foolproof.

380
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,571
Zoning approval?

381
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,405
Contingent upon a small public park
in the southeast corner.

382
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,847
Budget will reflect
current building code requirements.

383
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,247
Handicap ramps, bathrooms. The works.

384
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,402
The city signed off on G-111 minimums?

385
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,481
Pending.

386
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,968
What's a G-111 minimum, Doug?

387
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,766
Well, that's the minimum G-1... Uh...

388
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,171
It's made up, Doug.

389
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:46,847
- That's the G-111 "no bullshit clause," sir.
- Exactly.

390
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,407
Oh, that's probably the day maid.
I'll get it.

391
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,881
Actually, I'm expecting someone.

392
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,771
She's not my wife, partner. Enough said?

393
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,327
More than enough.

394
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,561
We'll be an hour or so.

395
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,040
I'll take the prospectus when I go.

396
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,691
Thank you, sir. And may I once again...

397
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,250
Open the door.

398
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,207
Doug. Hi.

399
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,441
Honey, meet Doug.

400
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,601
Hi, honey.

401
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,447
You look sensational.

402
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,882
Send up a liter of mineral water.

403
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,644
You got it, partner.

404
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,484
Doug, uh, could I get some advice?

405
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,449
Don't want what you can't have.

406
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,885
I mean,
I just want to buy some clothes.

407
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,004
Yeah, sorry, Mr. Wegman. Um, absolutely.
What do you have in mind?

408
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,562
I don't know.
I thought maybe a sports jacket,

409
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,530
some colorful shirts, Mrs.
Wegman thinks I...

410
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,322
Women. Who knows what they want?

411
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,885
Oh, I know what they want.

412
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,606
Money. That's what they want.

413
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,886
Here, try this.

414
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,122
Xena on fifth. Ask for Rick.

415
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,571
Tell him I sent you.

416
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,005
Great. Thanks.

417
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,367
Doug? You okay?

418
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,451
Top of the world.

419
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,690
- Thank you, Doug.
- Uh...

420
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,162
Not a problem, Mr. Hanover.

421
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,284
Christian. Please.

422
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,087
You'll see that she...

423
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,288
The hotel limo will take her
wherever she needs to go.

424
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,800
Very good.

425
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,009
You Will...

426
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,410
I'll, uh... I'll look it over today.

427
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,651
Thank you.

428
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,285
Thank you.

429
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,683
She's a lovely girl, isn't she?

430
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,411
What girl?

431
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,003
Very good, Doug. So long, my friend.

432
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,322
Miss Hart, I have
a car waiting for you.

433
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,962
I need the room. My supervisor
wants to know why I'm behind.

434
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,248
You want me to tell her?

435
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:35,003
Marie, Marie, Marie, what do you need?
Basketball you hate.

436
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,929
Man of La Mancha you saw,
and the woman fainted.

437
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,729
<i>Mats-Dodgers box seats.</i>

438
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,246
Oh, get a life.

439
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,766
I'll just tell my supervisor.

440
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,049
<i>Mats-Dodgers box seats. What do you know'?</i>

441
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,202
Had them all the time. Amazing.

442
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,763
You'll enjoy that.
It's blackmailer appreciation night.

443
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,481
Oh, Jesus. It's okay.
He left 10 minutes ago.

444
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,965
I'm looking for my lipstick.

445
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,405
Yeah, well, buy a new one.

446
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,244
Ball's over, Cinderella. I need the room.

447
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,171
This isn't what it looks like.

448
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,446
It never is.

449
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,326
What's that supposed to mean?

450
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,641
Just forget about it, okay?
Get your stuff together, come on.

451
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,722
No, I won't forget about it.
What did you mean?

452
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,642
What? That it's not what it looks like?

453
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,246
Let me guess why.
He loves you. You love him.

454
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,041
His wife doesn't understand him.

455
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,009
The marriage is over
except for some paperwork.

456
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,811
The gifts, the trips,
the crisp chardonnay with lunch,

457
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,120
they're not what compel you.

458
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,808
Oh, no. It's the little boy inside of him
that no one else sees. How am I doing?

459
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,527
Boy, are you mean.

460
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,441
But am I wrong?

461
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,761
Yes. We don't drink wine with lunch.

462
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,844
Well, there you go.

463
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,845
Who the hell are you to judge me?

464
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,920
Excuse me?

465
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,920
I know what you're thinking.

466
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,045
I'm not thinking anything.

467
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,208
Christian's marriage
has been dead a long time.

468
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,203
So, sir, have enjoyed
your stay at the Bradbury?

469
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,280
Fine, fine.

470
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,721
He's been going through a difficult
divorce, and I'm just trying to stay

471
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,040
out of the way until the
whole mess is over.

472
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,043
Have you tried the breakfast buffet?
We're quite proud of that.

473
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,121
Oh, excellent.

474
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,202
I didn't even know
he was married when we met, you jerk.

475
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,567
I mean, I don't run around with married men
so just get off my case.

476
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,211
Country sausage is a real treat.

477
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,251
You know the definition of "concierge"?
It's French for "asshole."

478
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,011
<i>Eddie, what are you doing?</i>

479
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,601
<i>I thought I heard a bugle call.</i>

480
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,761
<i>Well, I,</i> um...

481
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,491
<i>Now you just sit there
and practice your dirges.</i>

482
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,971
<i>Someday you may want to enter</i>

483
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,246
<i>your father's business</i>

484
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,560
<i>and start a parlor of your own.</i>

485
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,171
Hey, Leon. How you doing? Come on in.

486
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,480
Douglas.

487
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,611
The <i>Munsters,</i> huh? Uh, which one is this?

488
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,563
Uh, this is the one where
Lily gets pissed at Herman

489
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,529
'cause he's fooling around
with the ski instructors.

490
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,886
A classic.

491
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,803
All right, thanks very much,
and I'll see you later.

492
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,041
Hey, you want to stay and have a beer?

493
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,930
'Cause Grandpa's gonna
turn Eddie into a housefly.

494
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,131
- Well, my girl's waiting out on the moped.
- Oh, you should go.

495
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,726
Thanks, Leon.

496
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,881
<i>...Paderewski's hangnail,
an E minor chord from the organ</i>

497
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,681
<i>at Westminster Abbey,
a doorknob off the Grand Canyon suite</i>

498
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,366
<i>and three... Three, mind you,
sequins from Liberace's jacket.</i>

499
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,605
<i>I just got to stop reading the Racing Form
while I'm mixing these magic pills.</i>

500
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,126
Damn.

501
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,080
All right, everybody,
let's deal before these shows close, huh?

502
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,283
Two Tommy Tunes looking
for six Mets, that'll be 28.

503
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,284
Four Mets looking for two <i>Cats-</i>
Four times 12.

504
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,165
Plus a Saigon. You owe me 18 bucks.
Thanks very much.

505
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,408
Hold on to your watches.
He's a real operator.

506
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,251
What can I say, some guys see
the big picture, some guys don't.

507
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,164
Okay, Saigon wants Les <i>Mis,</i>
looking for Yankee day games,

508
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,607
looking for Ice Capades. Come to papa.

509
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,524
You still building your hotel, Douglas?
Boardwalk or Park Place?

510
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,807
Boardwalk. I need Pavarotti.
Anybody got Pavarotti?

511
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,331
- Yeah, I got Pavarotti.
- Great.

512
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,767
Uh-huh, so all you need is $3 million.

513
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,405
Just a couple hundred years' tips.

514
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,811
- Got it.
- You got it?

515
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,041
Got a guy who's got it.

516
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,446
What about my night games?

517
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,090
We're getting to night games.
Okay, Charlotte,

518
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,003
Dougie needs six <i>Grand Hotels</i> for Saturday.

519
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,321
Charlotte needs two Cats and a Phantom.

520
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,687
Six times 50 is three, minus two times 60.

521
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,048
Minus 40, plus Secret Garden
and Charlotte's a happy camper.

522
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,406
Okay, Ruben needs night games.

523
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,324
Ruben's got night games.
How the hell did this Donahue get in here?

524
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,686
All right, everybody happy?

525
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,240
Okay, pleasure doing business with you.
Thanks very much.

526
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,287
- Thank you.
- Merci.

527
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,126
Ed Drinkwater, Internal Revenue Service.

528
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,205
Oh, members of the Service
are not allowed to accept

529
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,285
gifts, donations, premiums or favors,
Article 35, section B.

530
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,646
I can, however, make a note
of your unsuccessful attempt at bribery.

531
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,048
Why don't you make a note
that it was a joke?

532
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,326
It was a joke.

533
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,890
Now, I've dropped by, Mr. Ireland,
because we're reviewing selected cases

534
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,803
of gratuity-intensive occupations.

535
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,324
It seems that some people
don't report their full incomes.

536
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,644
Really? In this country?

537
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:35,846
I know about you people.

538
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,729
I know about the 50-dollar handshakes.

539
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,086
I was gonna report this.

540
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,322
No doubt. You interest me, Mr. Ireland.

541
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,925
And is it my eyes, Ed?

542
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,651
You can laugh all you like, Mr. Ireland.
Laugh away.

543
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,888
I can assure you,
your government is not laughing.

544
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,288
We're not a bunch of simpering apes here
for your amusement.

545
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,328
I'm not laughing and I'm not going away.

546
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,131
Now how does a man with your salary
take a $40,000 option on real estate?

547
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,210
That's very easy to explain.

548
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,169
Well, there will be a
time for explanations.

549
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,646
Now, here is a notification
of your field audit.

550
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,122
I'll be back on the 15th at 4:00 p.m.
Have your documentation ready.

551
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,084
I count the hours till we meet again.

552
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,889
I got Leona. I'll get you.

553
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,040
Yeah, no cheese.

554
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,050
I'm telling you, they're cheese intolerant,
all right? Bye.

555
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,121
You's got a certain party registered here
under the name of a real dickhead,

556
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,844
uh, name of Gene Salvatore?

557
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,570
- He registered here?
- He here?

558
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:59,404
Uh... Dickhead, dickhead.

559
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,561
Um...

560
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,240
ls, uh, there someone I
should say is calling?

561
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,722
Yeah, we got a surprise for him.
You could tell him Joey Pickles says hello.

562
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,450
Tell him that.

563
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,091
No, you can't tell him that.
It'll ruin the surprise.

564
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,650
Yeah, you can't tell him that.

565
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,001
What are you,
some kind of blabby rat bastard?

566
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,130
"Gene Salvatore. 19-50."

567
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,726
Shit!

568
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,291
Come on, Gene. Gene!

569
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,681
Through every move you make

570
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,683
<i>Another chance you take</i>

571
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,562
Secret <i>agent</i> man

572
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,770
<i>They've given you a number
and taken away your...</i>

573
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,600
Come on, come on.

574
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,451
Joey Pickles, I'll kill you!

575
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,681
Hey, kid, you knew about this?
I'll kill you!

576
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,408
Yes, sir.

577
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,689
- And on behalf of the Bradbury...
- Happy 45th, Scumbini.

578
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,400
Happy birthday, Gene. Happy birthday.

579
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,571
I'd just like to say that tonight's
lodgings are complimentary.

580
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,727
Ah.

581
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,290
Thank you, kid.

582
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,410
I owe you one.

583
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,370
- Hi, hon.
- Hi.

584
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,565
- Good night.
- Good night.

585
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,926
Good luck.

586
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,805
Doug! Doug!

587
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,728
I am enjoying positive humors this morning.

588
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,285
Why? That new whip come in?

589
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,122
I spent some very pleasant time
with a man from the tax bureau.

590
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,160
Drinkwater?

591
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,720
Well, I don't think there's any problem.

592
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,330
Correct. There's no problem.

593
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,325
Mr. Drinkwater assured us
that the hotel is not a subject of inquiry,

594
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,201
only you, Doug.

595
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,962
So I told him I would gaily cooperate.

596
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,600
Wow, I'm glad you found a new friend.

597
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,646
Mmm, yes, Doug. What times we had.

598
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,726
But he seemed
particularly interested in a deduction

599
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,486
you've been claiming
on a property on Rosenfeld Island.

600
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,721
Roosevelt.

601
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,167
President, statesman, war hero.

602
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,410
Mmm, quite. He spoke of liens,
attachments, disciplines.

603
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,244
You know, my attention wandered.

604
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,800
You know, Mr. Himmelman, I think this is
the first time I've ever seen you smile.

605
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,642
Yes, Doug.
I'm enjoying positive humor today.

606
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,327
Milton!

607
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,084
<i>Guten Morgen.</i>

608
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,486
- You're on track.
- I am?

609
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,685
I'm having some very good people
go over it. So far, no red flags.

610
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,285
Have you a lawyer by the way?

611
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,931
- Uh, not... Not yet.
- Hmm.

612
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,485
I'll lend you one of mine.

613
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,931
I got my trainer in two minutes.
Listen, would you do me a favor?

614
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,811
- Sure.
- Andy's singing in a little club.

615
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,641
Coogan's, I think it's called. I'm
supposed to go, and I absolutely cannot.

616
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,287
Be a sport. Go along, clap loudly
and see her home for me, will you?

617
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,361
You got it. What do you
want me to tell her?

618
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,490
Uh, just make me sound forlorn.

619
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,726
Forlorn?

620
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,808
<i>Every time I hear the classics</i>

621
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,725
<i>My pulse quickens</i>

622
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,202
Ooh, <i>I</i> need a man who <i>knows</i> his

623
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,881
<i>From his Dickens</i>

624
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,483
<i>I could love a man
who uses his head</i>

625
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:22,161
<i>For more than finding
his shoes under the bed</i>

626
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,807
<i>Hey, Fido Try using your nose</i>

627
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,645
<i>You'll find where those toes goes</i>

628
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,408
<i>I could love a man
who uses his head</i>

629
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,763
<i>In case you've already forgotten</i>

630
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,446
<i>What I just said</i>

631
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,164
<i>I could love a man who</i>

632
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,563
<i>Uses his head</i>

633
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,528
<i>Ooh, yeah</i>

634
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,726
Yeah!

635
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,725
That was great.

636
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,688
- Is someone sitting here?
- Yes.

637
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,605
You know,
I think that's where you're mistaken.

638
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,761
Why am I mistaken?

639
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,686
Christian said to tell you he was very
sorry but he was unavoidably detained.

640
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,043
- Oh.
- Yeah, afraid so.

641
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,168
And he sent you scurrying over to tell me?

642
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,607
Well, I didn't scurry. I don't scurry.

643
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,961
I take the subway like any other animal.

644
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,362
Christian and I have formed this friendship
wherein we do each other favors.

645
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,370
For instance, right now,
he's at the 7-Eleven getting me a Slurpee.

646
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,929
About the other day,

647
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,847
you kind of took me by surprise, you know.

648
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,651
- I'm sorry.
- Where is he?

649
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,888
I told you. I really wanted a Slurpee.

650
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,928
No. Really.

651
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,371
He said he was very sorry that he couldn't
make it, and he was absolutely forlorn

652
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,481
and he had to...

653
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,050
Did he go to the country?

654
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,086
Yeah. He went directly from the office.

655
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,083
His wife's in the country.

656
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,726
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

657
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,521
No, he went to the country.
His wife went to a different country.

658
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,607
- She went to France.
- France?

659
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,282
Yeah. It's finally over between them,
and she was really depressed,

660
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,165
and she felt she needed to go somewhere
where she could, uh, speak French.

661
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,603
- What?
- Yeah, you know how rich people are.

662
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,728
You or I, we get depressed,
we sit alone in our rooms,

663
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,007
they get depressed,
they get on the Concorde and go to Europe.

664
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,167
He left her?

665
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,447
Yeah. He just wanted to get out there

666
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,807
and pack up everything
that might remind you of her

667
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,560
so that when you went
out there, you weren't

668
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,371
reminded of her.

669
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,045
He's alone out there.

670
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,567
Yeah, and forlorn.

671
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,484
I mean, that's the word for it,
absolutely forlorn.

672
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:57,085
But there was somethin' he had to do,
and he's being a real brick about it.

673
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,169
Oh, that's so sweet.

674
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,490
Yeah. Sweet guy.

675
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,086
They didn't like me.

676
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,528
They did. They did.
In fact, the guys at the table next to me,

677
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,566
they were very specific
about what they liked about you.

678
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,681
You want to hear?

679
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,366
Uh-uh. Thanks.

680
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,243
Guess this is a tough business, huh?

681
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,406
Last year, I auditioned to understudy
in an Off-Off-Broadway show

682
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,960
that, uh, closed
as the audience was walking in.

683
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,401
Ouch.

684
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,080
Well, why don't you just marry Christian,
and he'll buy you a show?

685
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,244
I want to do it on my own.

686
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,768
Sometimes I see myself at 40 still squirting
perfume, waiting for the phone to ring.

687
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,283
Hustling last-minute reservations
for some out-of-town big shot.

688
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,486
Anyway...

689
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,171
Well, where do you live?

690
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,480
Uh, East Village.

691
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,841
I'm on the Upper West Side.
I'll get the next one.

692
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,771
Are you sure? I could drop you.

693
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,405
No, it's way out of the way.

694
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,810
You were great, by the way.

695
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,645
Thanks.

696
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,921
Night.

697
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:41,286
Yes, yes, Mr. Drinkwater. Of course
I have all my receipts for '89 and '90.

698
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,731
Can you excuse me for a moment, please?
Thanks. Milton, Milton!

699
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,440
Is there any way you can come back
and get this again another time?

700
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,168
This area gets done at 8:00 a.m.
and 3:00 p.m. It is now 3:00 p.m.

701
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,051
I'm due on ashtrays at 3:05. Now, please!

702
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:58,568
All right. Hi. Wait. What?
No, no, Mr. Drinkwater!

703
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,321
No, I'm not prepared to give a statement
of all my net assets at this time!

704
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,089
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

705
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,447
What do you mean, you're in touch
with Christian Hanover's office?

706
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,284
Bar. Yeah, hold on.

707
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,925
What business deal?

708
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,361
It's possible the guy may have
come into the hotel,

709
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,761
but trust me,
I do not know Christian Hanover.

710
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,121
It's for you. It's the guy you don't know.

711
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,568
All right. Mr. Drinkwater,
I'm gonna have to put you on hold!

712
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,045
Christian, good afternoon.

713
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,249
Not at this end, sport. Andy called here.

714
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,403
As we speak, she's on a bus on her way out
here with the impression

715
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,801
that I am all alone here pining away.

716
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,042
That's a scenario she
apparently got from you.

717
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,961
<i>The problem is, Doug, I am not alone.
Quite the contrary.</i>

718
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,681
<i>My wife and I have our annual Memorial Day
picnic, thank you very much.</i>

719
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,489
<i>What in the hell am I supposed to do?</i>

720
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,291
Uh, Christian, don't worry about it,
I'll handle it.

721
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,330
What's your address out there?

722
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,880
913 Dune Road, Southampton.

723
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,686
<i>Which means it will take you
several days to get out here.</i>

724
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,520
All right, Christian, listen,
I'm gonna have to put you on hold.

725
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,163
Look, go. Go!

726
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,325
Okay, 913 Dune Road.
Don't worry, sir. I'll be there.

727
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,727
- Mr. Drinkwater.
- Mr. Hanover.

728
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,971
Uh... Christian, I can... I can do this.

729
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,771
I know a guy who knows a guy,
who knows a guy, who can get...

730
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,006
Trust me, sir.

731
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,082
- How do you know Chuck?
- I don't know Chuck.

732
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,967
I know Eddie Schacter.
Eddie knows Jerry Levine.

733
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,451
Jerry knows George Spitzer.

734
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,045
George knows Chuck.

735
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,321
Small world.

736
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,801
Yeah.

737
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,287
Look at these homes, huh?
Unbelievable.

738
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,041
Ten, 20 million dollars.
Do you think these people are happy?

739
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,046
Bet your ass they're happy.
They're freaking delirious.

740
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,368
They'll be smiling
six months after they're dead.

741
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,521
Yeah.

742
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,562
- Good luck to you, Doug.
- Yeah.

743
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,407
Nice meeting you, Chuck!

744
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,761
Moron.

745
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,924
All right, I'm takin' you home.

746
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,729
And who the hell are you?

747
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,046
Serge, Tatiana, this is my wife Eleanor.

748
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,088
- Hello.
- Excusez-moi.

749
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,924
- Sorry to bother you, darling...
- Mmm-hmm.

750
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,401
...but a strange man
just jumped out of a helicopter

751
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,164
and attacked Priscilla Bailey.

752
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,641
It's all right, dear.

753
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,609
He's a friend of mine.

754
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,680
Uh, thanks.

755
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,290
- Any sign of Andy yet?
- Not yet.

756
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,763
Listen, sport, I cannot have dirty laundry
washed in front of these people.

757
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,888
No, no. Very clean laundry. Very clean.

758
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,962
- How are you?
- Just fine.

759
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,408
Eleanor, that's the man
that attacked me at the pool downstairs.

760
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,403
He said, "You're coming home with me now."

761
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,564
Whoa!

762
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,641
Uh, hi.

763
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,445
<i>Excuse me. Comm' through.</i>

764
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,726
Excuse me. Whoa!

765
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,210
But, Doug...

766
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,169
<i>3009... -
Doug</i>

767
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,208
I just wanted to say goodbye.
We had a wonderful time.

768
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,770
So long, old bean.

769
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,287
What are you doing here?

770
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,681
I'm saving you
from a very embarrassing mistake.

771
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,922
Saving me? You're the one
that told me Christian was alone.

772
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,126
You said Eleanor was in France.

773
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,168
Yeah, I misunderstood, it was French class.

774
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,004
She's learning the language
before she goes there.

775
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,162
But she's agreed to the divorce,
and you're gonna ruin everything.

776
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,208
- She has?
- Yeah, sure.

777
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,363
How can they have this party?

778
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,169
How? To keep up appearances.

779
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,366
It's a pre-divorce party.

780
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,050
They're very big in the Hamptons,
you know the rich.

781
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,522
Anyway, this is a bad one 'cause he's
over there, and she's over there.

782
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,840
Yeah, I guess so.

783
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,001
- Hi.
- Let's go. Come on.

784
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,525
Is that her?

785
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,963
- Yeah.
- She's very pretty.

786
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,690
Yeah, she is, and he's leavin' her for you.

787
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,807
Come on, let's go.

788
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,370
- Well, this is really embarrassing.
- No!

789
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,521
- But it's not her fault.
- No.

790
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,206
She shouldn't have to find out
that I'm having an affair with her husband.

791
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,408
- No, no.
- What did you say?

792
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,891
We gotta go.

793
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,765
Were you talking about me?

794
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,006
Oh, God.

795
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:47,241
I'm so sorry.

796
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,163
What a horrible way to find out.

797
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,290
Please forgive me.

798
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,041
I can't...

799
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,724
This is...

800
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,529
Excuse me. Thanks.

801
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,049
Randall!

802
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,804
Yes, my angel on earth?

803
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,050
I guess it's time to go.

804
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,040
- Drinkwater.
- I'm not thirsty.

805
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,006
I thought we were leaving.

806
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,889
Ever wonder how many
bathrooms a place like this has?

807
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,531
- Her!
- I don't even know that woman.

808
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,807
But she seems to know you
pretty well, Randall.

809
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,965
Five on this floor already.

810
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,644
- I wanna talk to her!
- Um...

811
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,288
- Now... Now is not a good time.
- Don't tell me what time it is.

812
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,442
That woman just told my wife
she's having an affair with me!

813
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,409
Look, she had the wrong woman, okay?
It was an honest mistake.

814
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,561
This kind of thing happens all the time.

815
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,881
She thought your wife was Mrs. Bailey.

816
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,008
Good God! Josh Bailey?

817
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,366
That's why we can't let
her out of the room.

818
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,125
'Cause I wanna save the Baileys
from the kind of hell that you and Mrs...

819
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,611
- Brinkerhoff.
- Brinkerhoff?

820
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,120
- Brinkerhoff.
- ...are goin' through.

821
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,447
Josh is a good friend of mine,
but so is my wife.

822
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,921
Can I count on you?
I gotta get some wheels.

823
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,923
It's not funny, Doug!

824
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,521
Let me out!

825
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,490
Priscilla, here, of course,
insisted on a peach Aston-Martin.

826
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,291
Well, I had my colors done,
and I'm a peach person.

827
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,044
She's in the bedroom, we need a car.

828
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,122
Josh, that's him.
That's the one.

829
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,241
Thanks.

830
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,883
Does he work for you?

831
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,371
He's on parole.

832
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,885
Oh, dear.

833
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,286
Josh Bailey! What a shame.

834
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,725
I think you better get him
up here right away.

835
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,723
And please don't say anything to Priscilla.

836
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,084
Let me out, Doug!

837
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,571
No.

838
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,565
Champagne?

839
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,611
Thanks.

840
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,689
Don't you just
hate Christian's bullshit parties?

841
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,524
I hate Christian's bullshit.

842
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,965
Me, too.

843
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,565
I just hide in here until everybody goes.

844
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,520
I mean, you have everything
you need right here.

845
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,370
<i>Champagne, cigarettes, 'nors d' oeuvre.</i>

846
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,566
I love hors d'oeuvre.
Don't you just love hors d'oeuvre?

847
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,168
- Ls this Christian's bedroom?
- Ew.

848
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,841
- Who are you?
- Julian Russell.

849
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,605
Really?

850
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,001
Julian Russell. Wow.

851
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,766
This is, uh, Josh Bailey.

852
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,126
Josh is the vice president,
House of Morgan.

853
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,362
Randall Brinkerhoff's got
your girlfriend in the upstairs bedroom.

854
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,520
What are you talking about?

855
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,164
I'm talking about your girlfriend
in the upstairs bedroom.

856
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,725
A wonderful writer on cooking.

857
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,965
Randall Brinkerhoff has Josh's girlfriend
in the upstairs bedroom.

858
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,371
- What?
- I am serious.

859
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,204
We better go up there, don't you think?

860
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,806
- How the hell did my secretary get here?
- It's not your secretary.

861
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,564
Well, then who is it?
I'm not seeing anybody else.

862
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,484
- I don't know who she is.
- Well, whoever she is, don't let her out.

863
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,962
All right, Josh, who is it this time?

864
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,203
Could somebody, please,
get us another bottle of champagne?

865
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,167
My God, Josh, it's a man!

866
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,930
- It's Julian Russell.
- Who's the woman?

867
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,729
Maybe that's the new
Julian Russell girl.

868
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,640
So you're screwing
the new Julian Russell girl?

869
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,200
You think you've got trouble?

870
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:47,810
My husband's screwing Julian Russell.

871
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,963
So anyway, you know, there we are
in the coffee capital of the world,

872
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,400
and she has this little coffeepot

873
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,807
that she can't live without,
so she plugs it into that...

874
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,041
You know that they live in France,

875
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,565
they have the different
sort of electrical currents,

876
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,369
and the thing just blows up.

877
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,808
You know, into a million coffee grinds.

878
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,686
Let's go.

879
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,762
First you want to go,
then you want to stay.

880
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,285
- Now I want to go.
- I want to stay.

881
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,964
Oh, it's time to go. Come on.

882
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,246
Bye.

883
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,889
Thanks for dropping in.

884
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,480
Put me down!

885
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,610
Oh, my God!

886
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,682
- What happened?
- Did you see that?

887
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,405
How long has this been going on?

888
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,280
What about the
affairs that you've had?

889
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:34,841
Oh!

890
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,604
Doug, what are you doing?

891
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,601
I don't know.

892
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,687
Just checking that
no one's going off with the silver.

893
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,044
Nice car for a bellhop.

894
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,964
I'm a concierge, Mr. Drinkwater.

895
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,611
You're in deep shit, Mr. Ireland.

896
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,205
See you soon.

897
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,567
- Who was that?
- The IRS.

898
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,204
When it rains, it pours.

899
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,409
What have I done?

900
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,811
You didn't do anything.

901
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,845
No? I accidentally told his wife
we were having an affair.

902
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,490
- That's not anything?
- You didn't tell her.

903
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,642
- I did. She was...
- That wasn't her.

904
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,287
You said it was.

905
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,165
I lied.

906
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,008
I guess that would be the word for it.

907
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,003
- She doesn't know?
- Nope.

908
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,483
The amicable divorce, was that a lie too?

909
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,767
- Yeah, well, sort of.
- What do you mean, sort of?

910
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,001
Look, you were about to make a scene.

911
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,924
All right? I had to calm you
down, get you out of there.

912
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,650
So humiliating.

913
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,643
Yeah, well, you'll get over it.

914
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,685
I meant you.

915
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,568
You lie for him,
you clean up his messes for him.

916
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,846
Is there anything you wouldn't do for him?

917
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,082
- Yeah, I wouldn't...
- You wouldn't what?

918
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:58,165
Look, leave me out of it, all right?

919
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,562
I need this guy.
Right now I need this guy more than air.

920
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,721
Yeah, right.

921
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,211
Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick.

922
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,290
What's your problem?
Your life isn't ruined.

923
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,362
Sympathetic vomiter.

924
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,126
If I see it or hear it or smell it, I...

925
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,729
Make fun of our hats, will you?

926
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,929
Don't tell us we don't have
the lowest prices in town.

927
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,040
Andy?

928
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,771
MY purse.

929
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,770
I have to use your bathroom.

930
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,205
Then you can have your purse back.

931
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,651
<i>I</i> just have to...

932
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,450
The keys are in my purse.

933
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,320
I can't believe you tried to
grab the purse from me.

934
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,289
What, do you think I'm
a klutz or something?

935
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,480
What are you doing?

936
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,085
Put the seat back down.

937
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,366
Where are you going?

938
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,363
Out of town. I need to think.

939
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,848
Why do women always
have to get out of town to think?

940
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,410
I mean, I notice that. I
see them at the hotel.

941
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,164
Good-looking women from other towns...

942
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,208
...sitting around having tea, thinking.

943
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,164
You peed. Now, go.

944
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,200
<i>Hello, this is Andy.
Leave a message at the tone.</i>

945
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,600
<i>Andy?</i>

946
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,485
<i>Darling, are you there?</i>

947
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,650
Uh, I'm just gonna, uh...

948
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,449
I'm just gonna tell him we got in okay.

949
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,363
- Okay?
- I'm already gone.

950
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,449
Hi, Christian. Doug.

951
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,726
We got in okay.

952
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:25,887
What a car.

953
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,566
Boy, it was everything I could do
not to open that baby up.

954
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,450
- Put her on a second.
- She's a little put out, actually.

955
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,931
- "Put out"?
- Yeah, she's packing.

956
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,128
She's leaving town. She wants to think.

957
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,850
<i>Jesus, what is it with women?</i>

958
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,127
Uh, yeah, I was just saying that.

959
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,246
Tell that asshole
I never want to see him again!

960
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,763
- Is that her?
- Yeah, that was her.

961
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,171
<i>Did she call me an asshole?</i>

962
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,443
Gee, I don't know. Something about
"tell that rascal" something.

963
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,648
I said asshole, asshole!

964
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,051
Asshole. She said asshole.

965
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,446
You were right. My mistake.

966
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,644
<i>Put her on, Doug.
- I don't know if that's a good idea.</i>

967
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,801
I said put her on, Doug!

968
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,843
Uh, Andy.

969
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,200
Uh, Christian would like to speak to you.

970
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,362
Not in this lifetime.

971
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,046
He says he loves you,
and it's really important.

972
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:09,724
Twitty English scumbag.

973
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,282
Not the response
we were looking for, Christian.

974
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,445
Okay, Doug.

975
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,924
What does she need?
What does she want to hear?

976
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,684
Okay, here's the drill.

977
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,603
Convince her that she's
the love of your life.

978
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,526
Do a big number on
how Andy feels and what Andy needs.

979
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,202
- Like that.
- Yeah, <i>okay.</i>

980
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,725
That's your edge.

981
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,404
- Got me?
- I got you.

982
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,371
He's crying.

983
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,250
The man is weeping, Andy.
You gotta talk to him.

984
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,084
He understands how you feel.

985
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,367
He knows you never want to see him again,
but he loves you,

986
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,807
and he just wants a chance to say goodbye.

987
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,686
Sorry.

988
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,560
I'm listening.

989
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,171
Mmm-hmm.

990
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,680
Uh-uh.

991
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,843
Mmm-hmm.

992
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,211
Mmm-hmm.

993
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,488
Uh-uh.

994
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,371
Mmm.

995
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,724
Mmm-hmm.

996
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,291
Mrs. Arbogast,
Doug Ireland at the concierge desk.

997
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,250
You're all set for your 2:00 massage
in your room.

998
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,163
Yes, his name is Vladimir.

999
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,004
You can put the massage on your hotel bill,

1000
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,801
but we ask that the tip be paid
directly to him in cash.

1001
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,844
Yes, he is a blonde.

1002
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,161
Mr. Rahjeen,
Doug Ireland from the concierge desk.

1003
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,971
Thought you'd wanna know that
Vindaloo is back from his singing lessons,

1004
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,440
and he's sounding better than ever.

1005
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:22,970
I'll send him right up.

1006
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,088
Mr. Wegman, good morning.

1007
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,286
Hey, Doug, good morning.

1008
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,607
Look, a Piaget is a
reliable watch, isn't it?

1009
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,001
Oh, yeah.

1010
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,084
'Cause we're leaving tomorrow,
and I thought I'd buy Mrs. Wegman a present

1011
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,201
to remember the trip by.

1012
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,691
Look, Mr. Wegman,

1013
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:42,367
nobody buys a $15,000 watch
in a hotel lobby.

1014
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,284
You want to take a walk with me?
I'll save you a grand a block.

1015
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,328
Carmen, cover for me. I'll be back in five.

1016
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,925
And don't tease the bird.

1017
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,320
New York is the wholesale
jewelry capital of the world.

1018
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,801
You'd have to be a schmuck
to pay retail here.

1019
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,211
No offense.

1020
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,604
- Don't step in that.
- What? Oh!

1021
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,202
Okay, Mr. Rockefeller, $7.

1022
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,361
You probably want to call your bank.

1023
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,970
I'll give you $5, cash.

1024
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,691
How about I give you $5
to get the hell out of my store?

1025
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,364
All right, all right, Benny.

1026
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,647
$7, I insist.

1027
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,407
Shalom, Benny.

1028
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,448
Oh, die of cancer,
you lousy, stinking bastard!

1029
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,730
Mr. Ireland, my favorite customer.

1030
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,962
- What can I get for you?
- Piaget Tanagra.

1031
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,723
Ooh, beautiful choice.

1032
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,009
For you, Mr. Ireland, $9,000.

1033
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,448
Fantastic.

1034
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,649
Mr. Wegman, we wanna get mugged,
we can go out in the street.

1035
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,603
Doug, Doug, Doug, I'm joking! I'm joking!

1036
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,404
- $8,500.
- $8,300.

1037
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,370
May you have a tumor on your head
that looks like a derby.

1038
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,645
That's yes.

1039
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,046
Let me get this straight.

1040
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,248
If... If I mail the empty box
back to my home address,

1041
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,288
- I don't have to pay any sales tax?
- What?

1042
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,164
That guy said that? It doesn't sound right.

1043
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,527
Tell you what, let me go back
and check, all right? Okay.

1044
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,442
May you have a growth.

1045
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,683
I love you, too, Benny.

1046
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,931
Inoperable!

1047
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,240
Pick the red. Pick
the red, not the black.

1048
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,725
Go ahead. Twenty gets you 40.

1049
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,730
Come on, big time. That's not for us.

1050
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,690
No, no, no. That other fellow there
has been winning consistently.

1051
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,364
Well, it's a miracle.

1052
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,004
- Thanks, Carmen.
- Mr. Hangover on three for you.

1053
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,491
Hanover, not Hangover.

1054
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:26,721
Christian.

1055
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:27,847
I need you, Doug.

1056
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,400
The show's on Thursday,
and Julian's having an absolute fit.

1057
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,567
I cannot get away.

1058
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,401
<i>Look, I'm supposed to be meeting Andy
at Bendel's at noon,</i>

1059
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,606
<i>and I can't reach her.</i>

1060
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,401
Be a sport. Come and get my car,
and go around and take care of her for me.

1061
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,926
<i>I'm reserved at the Grotto at 9:00.</i>

1062
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,729
<i>Make sure she's there and happy.</i>

1063
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,200
Christian, that's not going to be possible.

1064
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,960
Oh.

1065
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,321
<i>DOUG". No, I'm very tied up at the moment,</i>

1066
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,641
<i>and I don't think
I'm gonna be able to make it.</i>

1067
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,801
Get me something!

1068
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,680
Christian?

1069
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,925
<i>Mr. Hanover?</i>

1070
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,809
Yes, I see.

1071
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,962
Uh, let me see if I understand this.

1072
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,890
You are not able to do me this favor.

1073
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,611
<i>- Well...
- I mean, that is what you're saying.</i>

1074
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:08,841
Right?

1075
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,684
You cannot do what I've asked.

1076
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,686
No, sir.

1077
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,762
<i>Uh-huh. Very well.</i>

1078
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,921
<i>Good bye.</i>

1079
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,809
Uh, Christian, Christian, Christian. Urn...

1080
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,441
Look, my schedule just cleared up.

1081
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,365
I'm happy to help, sir.

1082
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,602
How very fortunate I am. You're a prince.

1083
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,091
- Oh, Doug.
<i>- Yes?</i>

1084
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,489
Why don't you send around
a copy of your prospectus

1085
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,560
<i>to my business manager,</i>

1086
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,841
<i>so we can begin to draw up
some commitment papers.</i>

1087
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,325
Definitely, sir. Right away, sir.

1088
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,051
And, uh...
Christian, I'll handle everything.

1089
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,724
Thank you. Milton.

1090
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,407
Milton!

1091
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,811
Milton.

1092
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,165
Okay, this goes to this address.

1093
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,571
This goes to this address.

1094
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,689
And Milton, Federal Express,
not Pony Express.

1095
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,245
Come on, Carmen. Standby.

1096
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,526
Cover for me, will you?

1097
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,731
Carmen!

1098
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,881
Uh-Oh.

1099
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,005
Oh, God.

1100
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,286
Oy vey.

1101
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,485
Oh, God.

1102
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:33,884
Can I be of some assistance?

1103
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,246
God, what do you want?

1104
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,881
Well, the gentleman has been detained
by the histrionics of his mercurial star.

1105
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,968
- Julian's having a hissy fit.
- Exactly.

1106
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,327
Christian said he'd meet you
at the Grotto at 9:00.

1107
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,447
It never ends.

1108
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,931
In the meantime, it would be a pleasure

1109
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,002
to help madam
with any of her shopping needs.

1110
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,286
Doug.

1111
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,761
No, Mr. Doug.

1112
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,764
Now, Mr. Doug understands
that madam is looking for something

1113
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,285
in the area of intimate apparel.

1114
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,089
This is Mr. Doug's favorite area.

1115
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,480
Look, thanks for finding me,
but you don't have to babysit.

1116
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:01,646
I'm not going anywhere.

1117
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,245
Who said anything about babysitting?

1118
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:04,810
Christian asked me to keep you company,

1119
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,644
and I'm happy to do him the favor.

1120
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,330
It's really not necessary.

1121
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,007
Come on, I got the rest of the
afternoon off. What do you want to do?

1122
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,048
We are going to Italy.
I was gonna buy a camera.

1123
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,164
I got a guy for you to meet.

1124
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:21,242
May you pass things from your backside
that even science cannot identify.

1125
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,971
That was new. I hadn't heard that.

1126
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,289
This is a great place.

1127
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,567
Yeah, it's a dream of
mine to be married here.

1128
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,201
', Why don't you jump in?

1129
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,681
It looks like he could
use some vocal accompaniment.

1130
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,161
- You know, I have this recurring dream.
- Me, too.

1131
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,050
Does yours involve Michelle Pfeiffer
and a carton of Cool Whip?

1132
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,168
No.

1133
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,605
What's your dream?

1134
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,802
I'm singing in an enormous hall.

1135
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,245
I mean, it's huge.

1136
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:53,206
<i>Say
does that star-spangled</i>

1137
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:58,366
<i>Banner yet wave</i>

1138
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:03,725
<i>O'er the land of the free</i>

1139
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:11,290
<i>And the home of the brave</i>

1140
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,441
<i>I did it.</i>

1141
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:18,211
Can you imagine what that would have
been like with 50,000 people here?

1142
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,964
Give me a couple of days, I'll set it up.

1143
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,246
I bet you could, couldn't you?

1144
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,243
Yeah, I just said I could.

1145
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,321
Genie in a suit.

1146
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,440
Just rub me and make a wish.

1147
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,569
Whatever you want to see, whatever
you want to buy, whatever you want to eat.

1148
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,085
You name it, I can get anything.

1149
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,764
Anything but what you really want?

1150
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,241
No, I'm gonna get that too.

1151
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,209
What is it?

1152
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,489
What is Christian doing for you
that's so important?

1153
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,570
I'll show you.

1154
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,081
I don't go anywhere.

1155
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,083
I don't buy anything.

1156
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,321
I don't do anything.

1157
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:03,967
I save every dollar, and I spend
every day working on this hotel.

1158
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,963
If it doesn't happen,

1159
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,724
I guess I wasted my youth.

1160
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,924
Think I'm nuts?

1161
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,923
No, not at all.

1162
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,650
What's it called?

1163
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:19,285
The Doug.

1164
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,844
The Doug?

1165
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,611
- I don't know about The Doug.
- All right, all right.

1166
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,168
How about The River House?

1167
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,764
The River House is good.

1168
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,528
Where do I check in?

1169
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,762
Uh, right over there. That's the lobby.

1170
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,049
Over here is the dining room,
elevator banks and that's the bar.

1171
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,563
Eight different kinds of wine by the glass,
pistachio nuts out of the shell.

1172
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,211
You really can see it, can't you?

1173
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,760
I've been that way most of my life.

1174
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,042
I grew up in a hotel.

1175
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,200
My old man was a cook at a resort
in the Catskills for 27 years.

1176
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:02,441
A place called Hurley's.

1177
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,727
<i>Every day's</i> a <i>holiday at Hurley's</i>

1178
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,760
Yeah.

1179
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,763
Not for my old man.

1180
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,686
Brought home $137.14 a week.

1181
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,366
Dropped dead in the kitchen
of a heart attack.

1182
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,249
He was 59 years old.

1183
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,290
Wow.

1184
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,770
You see it?

1185
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:39,926
Yes.

1186
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,610
I'm not going to be a 59-year-old bellhop.

1187
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,131
Concierge.

1188
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,650
I'm not gonna be anything
if I make you late for Christian.

1189
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,007
Maybe we should make him wait for once.

1190
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,010
Not tonight.

1191
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,804
There's too much at stake.

1192
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,284
I love that.

1193
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,689
Damn, you look great.

1194
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,246
Thank you.

1195
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,482
So, Italy.

1196
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,844
Christian's taking a house in Tuscany
for a couple of weeks.

1197
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,366
We're leaving after the show on Thursday.

1198
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,843
Nice.

1199
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,410
You been to Italy?

1200
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,250
Eaten the food. Worn the shoes.
Never actually been.

1201
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,161
Christian has a lot of friends there.

1202
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:30,841
Ah.

1203
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,324
Two minutes to spare.

1204
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,885
How about that?

1205
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,291
I got it.

1206
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,811
I had a wonderful time today,

1207
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,882
even if it was 'cause you had to.

1208
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,724
I had a great time too.

1209
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,687
- Anyway.
- Yeah. Um...

1210
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,610
Good night.

1211
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:54,604
<i>HEY-</i>

1212
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,489
Now what?

1213
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,686
I don't know.

1214
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,250
No fresh excuse from Christian?

1215
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,810
No, not that I know of.

1216
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,484
So what are you doing here?

1217
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,528
Uh, Jack Daniel's, rocks, please.

1218
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,125
It's a free country.

1219
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,248
I took the car back to the hotel,
and it occurred to me

1220
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:10,651
that Christian might be delayed.

1221
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,007
Above and beyond the call of duty.

1222
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,730
He should be along any minute anyway.

1223
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,325
Of course he will.

1224
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:22,086
Do you... Do you want to just sit down
and get an appetizer or something?

1225
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,403
Sue Spatz on the green
of the par four 17th at Hurley's.

1226
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,481
- How old?
- Sixteen.

1227
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:28,607
- She?
- Same.

1228
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:29,761
Contributing factors?

1229
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:30,921
A bottle of Mateus Rosé

1230
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,048
and the fact that she was going
to boarding school the next day,

1231
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,520
which I brilliant turned into
the equivalent of going to war.

1232
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,326
Current status of relationship.

1233
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,686
Christmas card two years ago.

1234
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:40,846
<i>You'?</i>

1235
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,040
Phil Gibson on the couch
of his parents' den.

1236
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,451
- Age?
- Seventeen.

1237
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,646
- Phil?
- Eighteen.

1238
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,609
- God, even then!
- One year! Shut up!

1239
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,284
Contributing factors?

1240
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:53,930
<i>We were watching Wuthering Heights.</i>

1241
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,525
- Current status?
- Unknown.

1242
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,843
He's out wandering the moors,
crying, "Andy! Andy!"

1243
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,010
How come you don't have a girlfriend?

1244
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,440
Well, between working
and trying to get my hotel set up,

1245
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,760
I just don't have the time.

1246
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,490
You weren't too busy today.

1247
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,642
- Well, today was...
Business.

1248
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,606
I forgot.

1249
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:14,569
I wasn't gonna say that.

1250
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,090
Mr. Wegman?

1251
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,887
Whoa.

1252
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,166
Not bad, huh?

1253
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,685
You look good.

1254
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,250
Andy Hart, Mr. Wegman.

1255
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:27,606
- Hi, Harry Wegman. How are you?
- Hi.

1256
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,721
Doesn't he look good?

1257
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,320
- You look good.
- You look good.

1258
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,850
How did Mrs. Wegman react?

1259
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,202
She, uh... She laughed.

1260
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:36,760
That's not good.
How long have you been married?

1261
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,842
Oh, this is our 20th anniversary.

1262
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,242
Well, did it ever occur to you that she
actually likes you just the way you are?

1263
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,321
Hey, didn't you say you wanted to dance?

1264
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,400
Uh, yeah.

1265
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:49,886
Why don't you two get out there
and give Mrs. Wegman a wake-up call, huh?

1266
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,961
Uh... Uh-uh, uh.

1267
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,280
Come on, Harry.

1268
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,170
Okay. Thanks.

1269
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:08,403
- I'm sorry.
- You're doing fine.

1270
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:09,527
Yeah.

1271
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:10,681
Which one's your wife?

1272
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,888
She is that very beautiful
woman right there.

1273
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,882
The incredibly jealous one?

1274
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,571
Yeah.

1275
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,888
You know, you got a great guy there.

1276
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,724
He's made a very big effort for me.

1277
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,840
That's what Doug does. It's his job.

1278
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,561
He makes a living out of being nice to people
who might give him something in return.

1279
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:01,290
That's funny. I never got that impression.

1280
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,728
I guess you know him a
lot better than I do.

1281
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,325
Not really.

1282
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,451
Well, I may be naive...

1283
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,170
I am naive, definitely.

1284
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:14,968
But he's... He's gone way out of his way
to help me with my little situation here.

1285
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,290
You... You don't do that for money.

1286
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,964
That comes from the heart.

1287
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,160
In Your <i>Eyes,</i> fellas.

1288
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,529
This next song is dedicated
to a very special couple here tonight

1289
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,051
for a very special occasion.

1290
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:42,169
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Wegman,
happy anniversary!

1291
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,884
Look <i>at</i> you

1292
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:01,966
<i>More sparkling
than a glass of fine champagne</i>

1293
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,010
<i>Look at me</i>

1294
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:11,371
<i>I'm higher than a kiss on lover's lane</i>

1295
01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:17,122
<i>At the evening's start my lonely heart</i>

1296
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,964
Think Christian would mind if we danced?

1297
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:21,967
You want to dance with me or Christian?

1298
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,007
Well, Christian's not here, so...

1299
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:31,406
<i>In</i> your <i>eyes</i>

1300
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,330
<i>Look at you</i>

1301
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,047
<i>You shine like starlight</i>

1302
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,571
ls he a big tipper?

1303
01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,571
Harry?

1304
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,165
I doubt it.

1305
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,010
Look at 'em.

1306
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,924
Poetry in motion.

1307
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,605
Get her, Harry.

1308
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,523
<i>A moonlight beam</i>

1309
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:03,891
<i>At the evening's start my lonely heart</i>

1310
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,764
<i>Was taken by surprise</i>

1311
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:14,524
<i>When I saw myself</i>

1312
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:19,925
<i>In your eyes</i>

1313
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:47,324
<i>Look at us</i>

1314
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,004
<i>We danced</i>

1315
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:52,971
<i>And yet our feet don't touch the ground</i>

1316
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,246
Miss Hart?

1317
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,765
There's a phone call for you.

1318
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,047
- You can take it at the bar.
- Thank you.

1319
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,650
Guess who?

1320
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,087
<i>- Hello?
- Sweetheart, it's me.</i>

1321
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,321
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>

1322
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,926
<i>Julian locked himself in the storage room
with the entire collection.</i>

1323
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,889
<i>It took me hours to coax him out again.</i>

1324
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:20,167
<i>Anyway, I'm out of here in half an hour.</i>

1325
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,402
<i>I'll meet you at our suite
at the Bradbury. Huh?</i>

1326
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,206
Oh, right.

1327
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,408
<i>I'll call Doug and get him to set it up.</i>

1328
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,080
Uh, he's here.

1329
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,764
<i>Yeah?</i>

1330
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:34,765
Well, he saw you were going to be late,
so he stayed to keep me company.

1331
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,365
He's a terrific babysitter.

1332
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:37,885
<i>Put him on.</i>

1333
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,930
Okay.

1334
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,090
Christian.

1335
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,441
Hey, Christian. How's the man?

1336
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:46,726
<i>Yeah, the man is busy.</i>

1337
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,451
<i>Listen, take Andy back to the Bradbury
and put her in our usual suite.</i>

1338
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,249
<i>I'll meet her there. You got it?</i>

1339
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,970
Yeah, I got it. I'll take care of it.

1340
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,166
<i>And, Doug.</i>

1341
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:58,006
<i>I'm going to have some very good news
about our... Our little venture.</i>

1342
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,045
Great.

1343
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,325
I'll get the check.

1344
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,449
I'm sorry about what happened back there.

1345
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:18,931
Nothing happened.

1346
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:23,644
Well.

1347
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,041
No, I mean, nothing happened but...

1348
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,529
You know.

1349
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,840
I don't know.

1350
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:33,082
What happened was that you got your deal.

1351
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:34,525
Congratulations.

1352
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,084
Thanks. You, too.

1353
01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,403
I mean, you and Christian,
it looks like that's gonna work out.

1354
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:42,880
Uh-huh.

1355
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:45,926
Look.

1356
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:49,081
All I was saying was I'm glad that he...

1357
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,164
That he called when he called, and
nothing crazy happened, and we didn't...

1358
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,322
Nothing crazy was going to happen.

1359
01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:57,842
I don't know what you think,
but nothing was close to happening.

1360
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,251
Okay.

1361
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:01,326
Well.

1362
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,445
Well.

1363
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:07,283
So I can open this champagne now
or would you like to wait for Christian?

1364
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:08,600
I'll wait, thanks.

1365
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,847
- Music?
- No, I'll wait for Christian.

1366
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,524
Would you like me to turn down the bed?

1367
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:17,286
Why not?

1368
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,088
Will that be all then, miss?

1369
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:27,969
That's it? That's all you have to say?

1370
01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:29,371
What would you like me to say?

1371
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,808
Oh, I forgot! You don't say a thing
unless Christian tells you to!

1372
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,484
You're like his houseboy,
for Christ's sake!

1373
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:38,087
Well, if I'm his houseboy,
what's your job description?

1374
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,046
Damn you.

1375
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,361
- What's up, Doug?
- Hey. how you doing?

1376
01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:50,284
Everything all right?
You, uh... You look a little upset.

1377
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:54,604
Uh, yeah, I'm fine. It was just a long day.

1378
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:57,163
- Where's Andy?
- Resting.

1379
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:01,241
My lawyers assure me they can
work out our problems with the IRS.

1380
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,608
Come to Julian's show Thursday,
and I'll have the commitment papers.

1381
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,284
We're in business, partner.

1382
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,046
Thank you, sir.

1383
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,048
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I think I have some fences to mend.

1384
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,645
Hello, darling.

1385
01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,601
Christian,
you can't keep doing this to me.

1386
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,206
Andy, I've left Eleanor.

1387
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,450
Really?

1388
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,330
I promised you I would,
and I have.

1389
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,490
I'm So happy.

1390
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,563
Come on, come on, come on,
I need her outfit right now!

1391
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:09,449
Come on! What are you waiting for?

1392
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:11,803
Come on, come on, come on! Go!

1393
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:14,646
Beautiful!

1394
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,000
Oh, I'm sorry.

1395
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:42,291
Doug!

1396
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:51,443
I'm sorry about the chaos,
but I wanted to do this in person.

1397
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,885
I'm fond of ceremony.

1398
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,291
- My kind of ceremony.
- Yeah.

1399
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:56,169
It's rather like a candy store, isn't it?

1400
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,685
All right, one second,
one second, one second.

1401
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,410
Beautiful. Goodbye.

1402
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,365
Commitment papers.

1403
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:05,528
Sign them and deliver them to my lawyer.

1404
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:09,851
There's an extra form there transferring
the lease option over to my corporation.

1405
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,928
I'm not the one the IRS is looking at.

1406
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,607
But if you prefer to spend the next 12
months in audit rather than construction...

1407
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:18,250
No, no, this is good.

1408
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,004
- Thanks.
- Good.

1409
01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:21,406
Congratulations.

1410
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:22,891
Amazing.

1411
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,404
It's nice when everyone
gets what they want.

1412
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:27,641
It hardly ever happens.

1413
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,404
Well, almost everybody, I guess.

1414
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,766
What do you mean?

1415
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:32,166
- Well, your wife.
- Huh?

1416
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,049
Eleanor. You left your wife, right?

1417
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:37,522
God, no. No, Doug, she's my third wife.

1418
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,130
You never leave your third wife.

1419
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,729
What about Andy?

1420
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,564
Eleanor and I have an arrangement.

1421
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,723
She forgives me my Andys,
and I agree never to divorce her.

1422
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:49,725
Your Andys?

1423
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,803
Is that a problem, Doug?

1424
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:57,331
No, I think that's
a swell arrangement, Christian.

1425
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,050
Exactly.

1426
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,889
Christian, let's go.

1427
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:21,210
The Doug?

1428
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,724
Yeah, done deal.

1429
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:25,165
That's great.

1430
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,004
So, when are you leaving?

1431
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,684
Right from here. I can't wait.

1432
01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:30,285
Yeah, Italy will be nice.

1433
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,605
It'll be good for us.
No more sneaking around.

1434
01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:35,606
Really?

1435
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,290
He promised.

1436
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:43,929
Andy, uh...

1437
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,925
Thank you, Mr. Drinkwater.
I'll be in touch.

1438
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,968
Just keep it coming...

1439
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:20,280
Who was that?

1440
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:21,890
He looks familiar.

1441
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,840
That's just a man
who helps me out occasionally.

1442
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,405
No one you know.

1443
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,849
Hey, taxi! Yo!

1444
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,006
Doug! Doug!

1445
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:53,445
Oh, Doug!

1446
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:54,681
"Duck" you.

1447
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:04,849
- Please, please, please, please.
- I'm coming.

1448
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:06,604
- Oh, please, please, please.
- What?

1449
01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:07,886
Oh, Doug.

1450
01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,486
Look, kid, this is not a good time.
Come back in two minutes.

1451
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,403
I haven't got two minutes, Mr. Salvatore.

1452
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:13,970
Now, I've always been very good to you.

1453
01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:16,691
- Yeah, so?
- The dogs, the jewelry.

1454
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:20,162
- I got you those little "t'ings."
- Gene, I'm getting cold!

1455
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,368
- Look, Doug...
- You own United Carting, right?

1456
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:24,680
So, what is it?
Your cousin, he wants to collect garbage?

1457
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:27,087
- Fine.
- No, no, no. I, um...

1458
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:30,003
I need a very big favor.

1459
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:38,326
Taxi!

1460
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,080
Hope you brought a good book.

1461
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,006
Come on, Freddy, help me out here.

1462
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:54,650
<i>I got Miss Saigon,</i> I <i>got Cats.</i>

1463
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:57,564
I got Les Mis,
I got the Grateful Dead at Nassau Coliseum.

1464
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,404
The Dead? Why didn't you say so?

1465
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,091
Giddyap!

1466
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:08,130
Giddyap-

1467
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:09,440
Hee-haw!

1468
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:15,289
Oh, God!

1469
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,088
Come on! Get that truck out of here!

1470
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,922
What's with this traffic?

1471
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,321
- The IRS.
- Where?

1472
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,607
The guy you were talking to.
I just remembered where I saw him.

1473
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,688
He's an IRS agent who was trailing Doug.

1474
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,444
Oh, yeah, Drinkwater.

1475
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:35,885
He works for you?

1476
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,480
No, he works for the IRS.

1477
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,847
But sometimes when I need
someone nudged a little...

1478
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:42,604
What do you mean?

1479
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,445
I needed the option on that property
signed over to my name.

1480
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:49,047
Drinkwater made it appear
expedient to Doug.

1481
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,205
You tricked him?

1482
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:53,601
And here they come down the homestretch.

1483
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,364
It's Gypsy Jill on the inside.

1484
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:58,165
A brilliant stretch run by the great filly.

1485
01:26:58,320 --> 01:26:59,401
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1486
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,801
- Hey, listen, you want to trade?
- Trade?

1487
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:03,928
- Take the horse. You'll love the horse.
- Horse?

1488
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:08,085
An opportunity came up, and I
acted upon it. That's all.

1489
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,771
It's not in anyone's best interest
to let that property go to waste

1490
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:12,888
in the hands of a bellhop.

1491
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,724
Come on! We're going to miss the flight!

1492
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,280
It's his idea, it's his dream.

1493
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,727
- Yo, mister, what gives?
- I can't...

1494
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,848
You got 30 seconds
to get this truck out of here,

1495
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:23,922
or you got a date with me
in the 22 precinct tonight.

1496
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:26,082
Let's go! Move it out!

1497
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,844
Yo, let's go! Go!

1498
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,002
Move it out. Go, go, go!

1499
01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,651
Look, you don't tell me
how to run my business

1500
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,290
and I won't tell you how to...

1501
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,609
How to what, Christian?

1502
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:40,966
Tell me how to what?

1503
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,610
To sing?

1504
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,288
You've never even heard me sing.

1505
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:50,206
I'm a very busy man.
Now, please spare me the tantrums.

1506
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,164
Just grow up, will you?

1507
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,921
Yes, I will, starting right now!

1508
01:27:56,040 --> 01:27:57,485
Andy. Andy.

1509
01:27:58,360 --> 01:27:59,850
Andy! Andy, come back.

1510
01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:02,363
All right, I'm sorry! Please!

1511
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:04,931
Andy!

1512
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,484
Andy!

1513
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:26,567
Andy!

1514
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,286
Doug!

1515
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,609
- He's not leaving his wife!
- Don't sign.

1516
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,728
- It's a trick!
- I just thought you should know!

1517
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:35,326
He's a crook. He wants
to steal your property.

1518
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,880
- He doesn't deserve you!
- I thought I should warn you.

1519
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,484
<i>Hey, Doug.
Hey, we got a little mix-up here.</i>

1520
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,483
<i>I never got the watch box.</i>

1521
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,564
<i>Yeah, you remember the jewelry guy
said I should mail myself the box</i>

1522
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:53,205
<i>and then I would...
Anyway, I never got the box.</i>

1523
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:54,361
But I got the plans.

1524
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:56,966
And boy, they are just spectacular.

1525
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,761
- Who <i>is this?</i>
- Harold Wegman.

1526
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:01,080
Harry Wegman. Don't you remember?

1527
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:03,731
<i>Harry! Wow, this is a surprise.</i>

1528
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:06,610
Yeah, look, uh,
who do I make the check out to?

1529
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,842
I don't usually deal in loans this small,

1530
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:11,571
but, boy, a hotel like this
on Roosevelt Island?

1531
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:12,687
It's too good to pass up.

1532
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:14,649
How did you get those plans?

1533
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,562
Welcome to the Bradbury.

1534
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,209
Never mind, Harry.

1535
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:22,725
I figured it out.