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[svira romantična instrumentalna muzika]

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[Proročište] <i>Mudra osoba</i>
<i>jednom rečeno o ljubavi,</i>

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<i>"Živimo u svemiru</i>
<i>kojim vladaju haos i slučajnost,</i>

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<i>gdje je potreban samo jedan trenutak</i>
<i>zle sreće</i>

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<i>za sve naše nade i snove</i>
<i>da idem pravo dolje."</i>

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Možeš ti to. Možeš ti to.
Možeš-- Samo je poljubi.

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samo...

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Sviđaš joj se, u redu?

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Da, mislim-- Mislim-- Da, misli.

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Ne, ne zna. Ona zna. Ona zna.

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Proveo si ceo vikend
odgađajući ovaj trenutak,

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a sada ti je zapravo ponestalo vremena.

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Bukvalno, van vremena.

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U redu, to je to, to je to.
Ovo je tvoj trenutak. ovo je...

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-[kucanje]
-[čovek, na italijanskom] Koliko traje?

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Samo sekund!

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[izdiše] Ok.

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Da.

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-Hej.
-Hej.

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-Je li sve u redu?
-Da, samo malo problema sa stomakom.

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- Zabrinula sam se da ćeš možda propustiti let.
-Ne, imam par minuta.

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Možete li vjerovati koliko je vaša sestra imala sreće?

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Ona je poslata u Rim na posao,
a mene šalju u ratom razorene paklene rupe.

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Pa, pretpostavljam ako ćeš biti
ratni novinar,

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to bi moglo, manje-više,
budi ono što očekuješ.

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U redu, pametnjakoviću.

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[smeje se]

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Ovo ima, uh...

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Ovo je bio prilično poseban vikend.

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Da.

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Moram priznati da je Hayley
rekao mi je njen stariji brat

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je dolazio u posjetu istog vikenda
da dolazim, bio sam poprilicno uzrujan,

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ali ispostavilo se da nisi toliko iritantan
kao što sam mislio da ćeš biti.

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Vau.

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Uh, mislim da je to nešto najlepše
iko mi je ikada rekao.

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Pa, to je nešto najlepše
Ja sam ikada ikome rekao, pa...

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-Pa, onda sam dvostruko počastvovan. Hvala.
-[smeh] Nema na čemu.

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[obojica se smiju]

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Ali, ozbiljno, hvala za...

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neverovatno vreme.

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Mislim da nikoga nisam upoznao
baš kao ti.

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Ti si samo šarmer, ha?

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Ne, obećavam ti da nisam.
Ja sam užasan, užasan šarmer.

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[smeje se]

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Uh, samo sam iskren.

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[tiho se smije]

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[svira nježna romantična muzika]

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Ah, um... [smeje se]

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pa...

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Pa, tako... [smeje se]

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-[muzika prestaje]
-[muškarac] Jack? Mate!

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[smijeh] Kakve su šanse?
sta radis ovde?

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uh...

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-Greg!
-[Jack] Da, ne, Greg!

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[muca] Da, sjećam se.

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Izvini.

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-Zdravo. Dina.
-Drago mi je.

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I meni je drago.

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- Nekada smo dijelili studentski dom na fakultetu.
-Oh. [smeje se]

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Zvali smo ga Mr. Wank.

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Zato što je mnogo drkao.

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-Mislim da to nisam bio ja.
-Ne, to si definitivno bio ti!

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U svakom slučaju...

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Zapravo moram da se vratim u London.

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-Idem na aerodrom.
-Nema šanse. I ja.

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-Umukni.
-Doslovno idem odmah.

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-Da, imam auto. Mogao bih da nas vozim.
-Stvarno?

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[Greg] Da.

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[Jack] Nije problem.

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Oh, znači, sad ćeš ići?

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Da.

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valjda sam...

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ide sada.

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hm...

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Oh, ok.

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Mogu li... samo moram da se pozdravim...

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Hm, znaš, uh...

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Ne znam kada
videcemo se opet, pa...

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Naravno, da. Samo napred.

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uh...

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Dakle, hvala...

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opet za neverovatno...

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-vikend.
-Da, bilo je--

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-Oh, izvini. mislio sam--
-Oh, ok. uh...

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Da.

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-Drago mi je.
- I meni je drago.

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Ovo se dešava.

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-Hajde, Wank.
-Da.

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- Druže, možeš li vjerovati kakva je ovo sreća?
-Ne, ne, zapravo ne mogu.

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[Oracle] <i>I tako,</i>

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<i>sa slučajnim izgledom</i>
<i>samo jednog deranja iz prošlosti,</i>

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<i>šansa dolazi i daje ljubav</i>
<i>masivan udarac u vreću.</i>

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<i>Kako bi mudra osoba rekla,</i>

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<i>"Šansa može biti pravo kopile."</i>

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["La nostra favola" svira]

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[zvona crkvenih zvona]

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[svira romantična instrumentalna muzika]

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[žena, na italijanskom] Gotovo.

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Budite oprezni.

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[žena, na italijanskom] U redu je za mene.
To je u redu.

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-Prelepa si.
-[žena 2, na italijanskom] Ona je savršena.

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Jeste li uzbuđeni?

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[smijeh]

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-[žena 2] U redu je? Evo nas.
-[muškarac, na italijanskom] Ona je savršena.

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-[Haley, na italijanskom] Hvala.
-Nema na čemu.

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[na talijanskom] Čestitamo!

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ćao.

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[vrata se zatvaraju]

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[nervozno izdahne]

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Biće sve u redu. Biće sve u redu.

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Apsolutno u redu!

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-Dobro jutro.
-[žena] Dobro jutro.

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[kucanje]

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Hayles?

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Hayley?

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[Hayley] Da, samo sekund.

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jesi li dobro?

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-Da, da, dobro sam.
-Šta se dešava?

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Vjenčanje je stresno, zar ne?

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Jedini razlog zašto sam uopšte spavao
je zato što uzimam ovo...

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ove kapi za spavanje koje su bukvalno
dovoljno jak da nokautira konja.

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Oh, moj Bože. Da li izgledam dobro?

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Izgledaš zapanjujuće.

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[uzdah] Život je slučajan, zar ne?

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Mislim, jedan minut menjam
opscenosti sa strancem na parkingu,

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i sledeće, imamo šest meseci,
potpuno zaljubljen i udaje se.

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[zaigrano reže]

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Voleo bih da su mama i tata ovde.

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Znam.

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Da.

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-[pročišćava grlo]
-U redu je.

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-[kucaj na vrata]
-Da.

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[muškarac] Ima li neveste
u jebenoj kući?!

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Oh, moj Bože, Hayley-cakes!

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Izgledaš neverovatno.

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Hvala, Bryane. Sve u redu?
Znaš svoju ulogu? jesi li dobro?

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-Da. ja sam super.
-Da?

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Ipak, par pitanja.

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Možemo li prestati zvati "djeveruša"
i umjesto toga nazvati "čovjekom časti"?

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Ne. Drugo pitanje?

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Samo zato što sam muško, očigledno, ali...

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drugo,

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sjedim pored Vitellija?

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-Ne.
-U redu.

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uh...

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Zašto ne?

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mislim, znaš,
trenutno je na kastingu za novi film.

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Imaš li pojma šta
to bi moglo pomoći mojoj karijeri?

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-Da ti dam jednu?
-Tačno.

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Morao sam staviti sve Engleze
na istom stolu, ali ne brini.

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-Upoznaću te. Obećavam.
-U redu. Izvini.

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Ionako je tvoj dan. Dokle god
jer ne sjedim pored Rebecce.

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Jer ne mogu se nositi s njom
drži me cijelu noć, jer će ona...

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-Izvini. Ja ću ućutati.
-Da, dobro.

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Hm... [smijeh]

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Mislim da sam spreman.

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[Bryan] Oh, moj Bože!
[imitira fanfaru trube]

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Ovo se dešava!
Moja sestra se udaje!

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[Bryan] Da, jeste!

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Vidimo se tamo.
Samo moram na brzinu da se ošišam.

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Šta, sada?
Zakasnit ćeš na ceremoniju.

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Da, Bryane?

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Vau! Koliko dugo se poznajemo?

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I još uvijek imate apsolutno
nemaš vere u mene, zar ne?

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-Ne.
-Nikakve.

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Sastajem se sa Federicom Vitellijem.
Ne mogu to sa usranom kosom.

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U redu je. Samo idi. Nemoj da kasniš, ok?
Dan je mog venčanja!

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-[Jack] Molim te, nemoj da kasniš, Brajane.
- Dan mog venčanja, Brajane.

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- Zakasniće.
-Idemo.

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-Uh, Hayley, samo... mala stvar.
-Da?

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Ovaj engleski sto.
Amanda nije na tome, zar ne?

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Ah.

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-Ona je. U redu.
-Slušaj.

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Zaista mi je žao. Nisam imao izbora.

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Je li to cool?

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Je li kul sjediti pored moje noćne more
od bivše devojke za ceo dan?

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Slušaj, ne, u redu je.
Biće sve u redu, ok?

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[vrata se otvaraju]

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[svira italijanska pop muzika]

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reći ću ti šta,

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Ne želim da imamo
strano venčanje.

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Pa, nisam rekao da za nas
udaje se još.

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Da, itekako sam svjestan toga, vjerujte mi.

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Moji prijatelji misle da je mentalno
nisi preskočio priliku.

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Da provedeš ostatak života
sa nekim je velika stvar.

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To nije odluka koju ja samo donosim
uskočit ću.

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Pitao sam te prije šest mjeseci.

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Uf, idemo.

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Amanda!

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to je...

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Izvoli, druže.

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Znaš, zapravo sam mislio "penne"
je talijanski za "penis,"

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zbog njihove vrste malih,
kao, kao cijev...

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Ali to je zapravo samo "penne"
je samo italijansko za "penne".

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Jesi li to kupio samo da me razljutiš?

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Ne, nosio sam ga jer izgleda kul.

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Izgledaš kao jebeni mađioničar.

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Kako...

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Koštalo me je tri hiljade.

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Oh, moj Bože! Amanda, zdravo!

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-Oh, vau! Izgledaš predivno.
-Hvala, ljubavi.

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Jesu li rezervirali kabare?

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-Ne. Ja sam Amandin dečko.
-A ti si u kabareu!

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-To je neverovatno!
-Ne.

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Nisam znala da imaš novog dečka.
To je dobro.

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Tako mi je drago što si krenuo dalje
od onog poslednjeg tipa sa kojim si se viđala.

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kako se on zvao? Chaz?
Poslednji put kada sam je video bila je kao,

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"Viđam ovog kretena."

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Ne, ja sam Chaz.

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-Šta?
-Ja sam Chaz, pa...

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Oh, moj Bože.

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Jeste li izašli
sa dva Chazea zaredom?

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To je tako jedinstveno ime.
To je ludo.

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Sidney? Sidney, jesi li to ti? Sidney!

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Oh, moj Bože, nisam znao...

216
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,250
dolazim. Izvinite.

217
00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,666
Chaz, draga, ovo je Sidney.

218
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,833
-Zdravo, Amanda, kako si?
-Naš stari cimer.

219
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,541
Ko, iz nekog razloga, nosi kilt,

220
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,041
iako nije nimalo Škot.

221
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,416
Da, bio sam tamo.

222
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,333
Već pomalo žalim.

223
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:51,250
To je prilično težak kariran,

224
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,083
i već počinje, hm...

225
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,875
malo trlja u starom preponu...

226
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:57,916
području.

227
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,041
Testisi. Hm.

228
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:04,500
-Hoćemo li unutra?
-Da.

229
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,958
Da, idemo unutra. Hajdemo unutra.

230
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,833
Koliko dugo ste bili
u kabareima?

231
00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,541
Nisam. Ja sam muzički producent.

232
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:12,083
-Ko je dovraga ovaj drugi Chaz?
-Ne brini za to.

233
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,125
Moja jaja. Draga moja, stara jaja.
Mislim da će biti dobro.

234
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,541
To je samo neki način
upravljanja njima.

235
00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,666
[svira romantična instrumentalna muzika]

236
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:38,666
U redu, jesi li spreman?

237
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,625
Da. [smijeh]

238
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,791
Da, mislim da jeste.

239
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:44,666
Hajde.

240
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,500
Čekaj, Jack, hm...

241
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,625
-Vidi, ja--
-Šta ima?

242
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,208
Znaš da bih ja...

243
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,750
Sve bih dao za tatu
biti ovdje danas.

244
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,125
Ali da me ispratiš
niz prolaz je...

245
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,666
-Oh...
-...je sledeća najbolja stvar

246
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,625
da mogu tražiti, pa...

247
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,375
[Hayley škljoca jezikom]

248
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,375
Takođe, možete li se brinuti
moju vrećicu tableta, molim?

249
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,791
Hvala.

250
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,000
Naravno.

251
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,416
Hajde da te spojimo.

252
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:20,583
Vezano!

253
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,083
-Aah!
-[smijeh]

254
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,416
-Hajde.
-U redu.

255
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,125
[djeca se smiju]

256
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,083
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

257
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,041
["Canon in D" od Pachelbela svira]

258
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,083
[smijeh]

259
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,666
-[Hayley] Gdje je jebote Bryan?
-[Jack] On će biti ovdje.

260
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,833
[Hayley] Zašto dobija
jebena frizura sada?

261
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,958
Šta nije u redu s njim?

262
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666
Oh, Bože! Zašto sam odlučio da ovo uradim?

263
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,666
Zato što ga voliš.

264
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,250
[Jack] U redu?

265
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,500
[Hayley se smije]

266
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:03,708
Da.

267
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,125
U redu. Hajde da uradimo ovo.

268
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,583
Oh, ne. Skoro sam zaboravio da ti kažem.

269
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,250
Sećaš se Dine,
moj prijatelj Amerikanac kojeg si upoznao u Rimu?

270
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,541
-Da.
-Ona je ovde.

271
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,791
Uh... [muca]

272
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,958
-Šta?
-Da.

273
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250
Izvini, cekaj, cekaj, cekaj...

274
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,166
Rekao si da definitivno ne može doći,

275
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,333
a osim toga, imala je
u svakom slučaju dečko, zar ne?

276
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,833
Da, pa, ispostavilo se da može doći,
i ona je raskinula sa svojim dečkom.

277
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,125
-Da. Hajde, idemo.
-P-Čekaj.

278
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,250
U redu.

279
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,250
U redu.

280
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,291
[naglo izdahne]

281
00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:38,750
[Hayley se smije]

282
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,291
-[Jack] Mm-hmm?
-[Hayley] Da.

283
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,541
[Hayley] Oh, moj Bože.

284
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,416
[sveštenik, na italijanskom] Dobrodošli svima.

285
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,708
[na engleskom] Danas smo se ovdje okupili
okupiti

286
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,041
Roberto i Hejli.

287
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,791
Dame i gospodo...

288
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,375
[Bryan dahćući glasno]

289
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,375
Izvini. Rekao sam ti da ću uspeti.

290
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:23,875
[pročišćava grlo]

291
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,208
Andrea, ovo je moj brat, Jack.
A ovo je moja deveruša, Bryan.

292
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,416
<i>Ciao, ciao.</i>

293
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,125
[Hayley] Ovo je Sofija, Robertova majka.

294
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,500
[Jack] Zdravo.

295
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,541
Zdravo.

296
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,666
Zdravo. hm...

297
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,083
U redu!

298
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,166
Drago mi je da smo se upoznali.

299
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,125
[Hayley se smije]

300
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,625
-Upravo me je poljubio u usta.
-I ja.

301
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,125
Mislim da imam malo jezika, zapravo.

302
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,625
Oh, ti <i>nisi</i> u kabareu.

303
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,000
Sviđa mi se tvoje odelo.

304
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,458
-Dobro, zar ne? Hvala.
-Da.

305
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:55,291
Moj šestogodišnji nećak
ima baš jednog takvog.

306
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,833
-Šestogodišnji nećak.
-Zvuči kao kul klinac.

307
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,958
Da, osim njegovih pantalona
pričvršćeni su za gornju polovicu,

308
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,666
i on samo ima ovaj mali preklop
da pusti svoju malu (puhne malinu).

309
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,083
-Ne, ovo ima klasični rajsferšlus.
-[zips lete]

310
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,708
Slušaj, pretpostavljam da bih se trebao družiti
sa mojim novim rođacima.

311
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,916
Idi, idi, idi.

312
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,000
-Ne budi emocionalan.
-Ne, neću, neću, neću.

313
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,875
Oh, čoveče.

314
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,708
-Izgleda tako sretno.
-Da.

315
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,250
Jesi li se uopće ošišala?

316
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,166
-Izgleda potpuno isto.
-Ne, nije.

317
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,166
-Ima.
-Okrugla je.

318
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,625
-Druže--
-Okrugla je, Jack.

319
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,458
[duboko uzdahne]

320
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,541
Hot.

321
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291
-Da, danas je stvarno vruće.
-Vrlo vruće.

322
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,416
Ipak je lepo.

323
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,625
Oh, kakva haljina!

324
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,958
-Hvala puno.
-Prelijepo.

325
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,666
Cijenim to. I ti isto.
Mislim, nije-- To nije haljina.

326
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,041
Ovo je kilt.

327
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,375
[smeje se] Da, znam. Da.

328
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,458
Tradicionalna škotska... haljina.

329
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,166
-Tako je. Znao sam to.
-Da.

330
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,125
Ja nisam Škot.

331
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,333
-Nisi?
-Ne.

332
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,875
Zašto onda nosiš kilt?

333
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,166
[izdiše] Staro italijansko sunce.

334
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,000
Huh.

335
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,791
Lichen. [pročišćava grlo]

336
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:19,958
Um... Oh.

337
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:20,875
Deary me.

338
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,625
Ne mislim da ti--

339
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
Mislim da ne bi trebao...

340
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,708
Pa, gdje ti je druga polovina?

341
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,458
Oh, nema druge polovine.

342
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,333
Samo, znaš, danas pola osobe.

343
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,291
-Ja sam pola osoba.
-Jesi?

344
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,625
Oh, pa...

345
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,791
-Dogovor?
-Dogovoreno.

346
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,416
-Vjenčani prijatelji.
-Oh.

347
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,166
Je li to-- To je bio dogovor koji smo sklopili?

348
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,791
- Potresli smo se.
- Tresli smo se.

349
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,666
Šta rade vjenčani drugari?

350
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,708
Družimo se malo.

351
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,416
[Sidney pročisti grlo, progunđa]

352
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,416
-Želite li piće?
-Dobro sam--

353
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500
Slobodni su.

354
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,000
-Dva šampanjca?
-Da.

355
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,000
-To je, uh, besplatno, ali--
-Odmah se vraćam.

356
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,833
-Ne, dobro sam.
- Ti ne ideš nigde.

357
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:00,541
[uzdahne]

358
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,041
-[Bryan] Bože, evo ga.
-[Jack] Ko?

359
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,000
Vitelli.

360
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,583
-Oh, vau.
-Da. On stvara filmske zvijezde, Jack.

361
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,541
Filmske zvijezde.

362
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,458
Imam jednu priliku da ga impresioniram.

363
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,375
Možda ti to možeš
sa tvojim govorom kasnije.

364
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,333
Da.

365
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,875
Kakav govor?

366
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,291
Tvoj govor deverulje.

367
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,250
Niko mi nije rekao da imam
govor deveruše.

368
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,875
-Da, to je u programu.
-Ne, mislim da ne znam.

369
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,875
Oh, ne!

370
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,416
-Nemam ništa pripremljeno!
-[Jack] Biće u redu.

371
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,583
-Neće biti u redu.
-Samo jedan rif, čoveče!

372
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,125
-Sranje, tu je Rebecca.
-Samo viberi.

373
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,250
Ne ostavljaj me samog sa njom, molim te.
Ona se drži.

374
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,541
-Ne mogu da je otresem.
- Hej, momci!

375
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,333
-Yoo! Zdravo!
-Wahey! Evo nas!

376
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,333
(imitira auto sirenu) Znate šta je to!

377
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,666
To je zabavan auto,
spreman da vas sve pokupi.

378
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:41,916
[Bryan] Hvala.

379
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,875
[imitira motor voza]
Zabava, zabava, zabava, zabava, zabava!

380
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,958
-[smeje se] Zabavni voz. Ukrcaj se.
-[Jack] Ho!

381
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333
-Evo ga.
-[Rebecca se smije]

382
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,291
- Vau, izgledaš neverovatno.
-Hvala.

383
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,208
-Imaš. Izgledaš fantastično.
-I tebi.

384
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,500
Tako je lijepo vidjeti te.

385
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:54,125
[smeje se]

386
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,750
-[Rebecca] Izgledaš stvarno sjajno.
-[Bryan] Oh, hvala.

387
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:59,416
["Ideale" Paola Tostija svira]

388
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,875
-Ja ću--
-Jesi li postao viši?

389
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,250
-Da li nosiš kubansku potpeticu?
-Biću... Da...

390
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,583
-Jack?
-[Jack] Sekundu.

391
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,083
-Jack? Jack!
-Da?

392
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,250
-Hej, ja--
-Izgledaš briljantno.

393
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,666
-Hvala.
-Sviđa mi se tvoje odelo.

394
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,916
Hvala puno, da. ja samo...

395
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,875
Idem da nađem piće
ili tako nešto, mislim.

396
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, da, molim te.

397
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,875
Jack? Oh, moj Bože.

398
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,500
-Jack.
-Zdravo.

399
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,791
Zdravo.

400
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,958
-Zdravo.
-Lepo je videti--

401
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,000
Zdravo.

402
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,875
-[smijeh]
-I drago mi je da te vidim.

403
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:40,000
Bože. uh...

404
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,291
da, ja...

405
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,458
Dobro? jesi li dobro?

406
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,500
-Da, dobro sam.
-[muca] Dobro. Da.

407
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,041
Izgledaš sjajno.

408
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,333
Hvala.

409
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,791
Još uvijek ne mogu vjerovati da si me natjerao da dođem
sve do ovde

410
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,958
samo da buljim u tipa
seksali ste se dve godine.

411
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,291
Onda prestani da buljiš u njega.

412
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,416
Barem si dobio nadogradnju.

413
00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:58,291
-Pfft! Koja nadogradnja?
-Kako to mislite, "kakva nadogradnja"?

414
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,791
bolje izgledam od njega,

415
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,833
ja sam viši,
i definitivno sam bolji u krevetu.

416
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,666
Kako znaš?
Jesi li spavala s njim?

417
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,750
Pa ne. Očigledno je, pogledajte ga.
On je samo...

418
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,083
Kako to misliš?

419
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,791
Da li ti to kažeš
da je on bolji u krevetu od mene?

420
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,958
Znaš šta?
Nisam imao vremena za potpunu analizu.

421
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,000
Stvarno? Pa jesam.
Bukvalno sam pitao ljude,

422
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,583
i svi su uglavnom rekli,

423
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,083
"Da, super si. Živjeli, druže."

424
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,750
-Idi i stani tamo, molim te.
-Šta?

425
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,000
Dalje.

426
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,166
Ovo dobro?

427
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,625
Savršeno.

428
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,000
[uzdahne]

429
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,458
[smijeh]

430
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,833
-Jesi li dobro?
-[škljoc kamere]

431
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,333
Malo je neodoljivo.

432
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,208
Ne, dobro sam. Dobro smo.

433
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,875
Volim te puno.

434
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,416
Samo želim da imaš
najbolji dan ikada.

435
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,458
Oh.

436
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,666
Ništa ne može pokvariti ovaj dan.

437
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,916
[glasno njuškanje]

438
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,125
[Uvertira iz
<i>Seviljski brijač </i>igra]

439
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,750
Dakle, bio sam u svom autu
na ovom praznom parkingu.

440
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,125
Vjerujte mi, nije bilo nikoga.

441
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,083
A Hejli mi je prišla i rekla...

442
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,083
Jebi me.

443
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,916
[žena, na italijanskom] Šta je rekla?

444
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,125
Izvini. Izvini. Samo, hm...

445
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,291
-[muca] Vraćam se za sekundu.
-Da, da.

446
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:51,916
[na italijanskom] Shvatio sam to.

447
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,541
[na italijanskom] Ne, nije
šta je pokušavala da kaže.

448
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,583
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

449
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,666
[Hayley se smije]

450
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:08,250
-Hej.
-Marc.

451
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,250
sta ti radis ovde?

452
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,791
Iznenađen si što me vidiš?

453
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,541
Da, malo sam.
Mislim, svi ostali su bili pozvani.

454
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,708
sta zelis

455
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,041
Znam! Znam!

456
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,458
Osjećao si se kao da moraš
proći kroz ovu fasadu.

457
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458
Ali, uh... Ali sada sam ovde.

458
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,250
I spreman sam da budemo srećan par.

459
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,083
sta?

460
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:32,083
Uh, već sam u srećnom paru
sa mojim mužem,

461
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,583
ko je upravo u onoj susednoj sobi.

462
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,041
-Zdravo!
-[žena] Prelepo venčanje.

463
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,125
Tako lepo od tebe.
Doći ću i naći te za trenutak.

464
00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:38,208
Doći ću i naći te.

465
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,875
Rekao sam ti nekoliko puta,
ja nisam--

466
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,583
-[na italijanskom] Čestitam.
-Hvala.

467
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,166
-Ne zanima me.
-Ne, znam, znam, znam.

468
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,791
Zato što si mislio
nisam te baš voleo,

469
00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:49,666
ali sada dokazujem da jesam
radeći nešto kako treba romantično.

470
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,208
Ovo nije baš romantično,
ovo je psihopatsko!

471
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,541
Molim te, Marc, samo idi.

472
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,416
-Samo idi sada, molim te.
-Upravo sam stigao.

473
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,583
ako ne odeš,
Obezbeđenje će te izbaciti.

474
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,541
Uh, zašto... zašto ne probaš to?

475
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,708
Vidi šta se dešava.

476
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
-Slušaj, bacio--
-Hayley.

477
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,250
-Hej.
-Oh, Roberto. [nervozno se smije]

478
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,791
Je li ovo jedan od tvojih engleskih prijatelja
Uvek slušam o tome?

479
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375
Zdravo, ja sam Roberto.

480
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,125
-[Marc se smije]
-Da, da, ovo je, uh...

481
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,750
[muca] Ovo je Marc.

482
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,666
Hm, ali on je upravo ušao
i, nažalost, ne mogu ostati.

483
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,291
-Da, mogu.
-Ne. Ne, ne možete, jer...

484
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,875
pa, ima, hm... nema nigde
da sedneš, za početak.

485
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,791
Oh, ne, ne, nije problem.

486
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,166
Tvoja rođaka, Laura, nije uspjela,
tako da ga možemo staviti na engleski sto.

487
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,458
Oh!

488
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,166
Izvoli. Savršeno.

489
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,583
-Dođi. Ja ću organizovati.
-Briljantno.

490
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:33,166
- Roberto, samo...
-[Roberto] Hajde.

491
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,166
hm...

492
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,458
da...

493
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,833
[tiho] Jebi ga!

494
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:39,416
[Jack] A ti?

495
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,500
-Imala si dečka.
-[Dina] Da. Ali ne više.

496
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:44,291
Mislio je da je dobra ideja da spava
sa skoro svim svojim osobljem.

497
00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:45,583
-[Jack] Jao.
-Pa, da.

498
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,958
Dakle, bilo je ili letjeti za Hayley's
prelepo venčanje u Rimu,

499
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,250
ili idi kući
i izbaciti ćivog jebote iz njega.

500
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,333
[Jack] Nije prekasno.

501
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:55,875
Znaš, uvijek si mogao šutnuti
odjebi od njega kad se vratiš.

502
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,833
Najbolje od oba svijeta.

503
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,125
[Dina] Vraćam se u utorak.
Onda ga mogu sjebati.

504
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:00,458
[Jack promuca]

505
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,875
Neposredno prije nego što...

506
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,500
Da?

507
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,333
uh...

508
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,416
Ja... pitao sam za tebe...

509
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,291
sve vreme.

510
00:24:12,541 --> 00:24:13,583
[tiho se smije]

511
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,583
I ja sam pitao za tebe.

512
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,000
[Jack] Eno je!

513
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:25,583
-Zdravo! Izgledaš tako lijepo!
-I ti isto. Tako je divno vidjeti te.

514
00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,000
-Samo ću ga pozajmiti. Jednu sekundu.
-Da.

515
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,375
Vraćamo se odmah. Izvini.

516
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,458
Zadrži tu misao, molim te. Stani.

517
00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:34,083
[Uvertira iz
<i>The Thieving Magpie</i>svira]

518
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,958
[nečujno]

519
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,833
Oh, moj Bože, Hayles.

520
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,458
Čak je lepša nego što se sećam.

521
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:56,375
Vidi, znam da si zauzet,

522
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,291
ali rekli ste da postoji engleski sto.

523
00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,333
Je li ona na tom stolu?

524
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,625
Možete li samo--
Možeš li ućutati na sekund?

525
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,083
Samo me slušaj
jer imam mali problem.

526
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,458
-Dobro. šta je to?
-Marc Fisher je ovdje.

527
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,250
-Šta, kreten iz škole?
-Da.

528
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,958
Zašto si ga dovraga pozvao?

529
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,833
Nisam ga ja pozvao, samo je došao.

530
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,083
Pa, samo mu reci da ode.

531
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,208
Ne možeš se samo pojaviti
na svadbu nepozvan.

532
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,375
Jack, ti ​​ne razumiješ.

533
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,375
Kaže da je zaljubljen u mene,

534
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,333
i prijeti da će postati luda
i uništi mi venčanje!

535
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,166
- On je šta?
-Znam. On je jebeno lud.

536
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,333
I on je jebeno napušen do očnih jabučica!

537
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,958
U redu. U redu. Ne brini.
Ja ću... Izvući ću ga.

538
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,375
Ne možeš! Previše je nestalan.
Bog zna kako će reagovati.

539
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:34,583
-U redu. Pa šta onda?
-Ne znam! Ne znam! Ne znam!

540
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,458
Oh, Bože. Imaš li moje tablete?

541
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,958
Hajde. Hvala, hvala, hvala.

542
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:43,083
- Nećeš povraćati, zar ne?
-Bože, bolje da imaš kantu.

543
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,458
Jebi ga!

544
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:45,791
Samo ne povraćaj--

545
00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,208
-O, moj Bože.
-Šta?

546
00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,333
sta? sta? sta?

547
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,875
Da. Da.

548
00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,625
Ovo je lek za spavanje
koje sam uzimao.

549
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,708
Par kapi ovoga,
to bi ga nokautiralo satima.

550
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,041
Ozbiljno je jak.

551
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,416
-Izvini, šta?
-[smijeh]

552
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,083
I Roberto ga je stavio na tvoj sto.
O, moj Bože, savršeno je.

553
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,000
Samo stavite par kapi toga
u svojoj čaši za šampanjac.

554
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,958
Biće sjajno.

555
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,666
Ali samo ga koristite štedljivo
jer je to poslednje što imam, ok?

556
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:10,666
Stavi ga u džep.

557
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,250
-Samo kratko pitanje.
-Da?

558
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,125
Jesi li jebeno mentalna?

559
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,791
Neću prevariti Marca Fishera.

560
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,083
Slušaj, Jack.

561
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,875
Marc je skoro dovoljno ljut
da pokvarim celo ovo venčanje

562
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,500
i ponizi me
ispred moje nove porodice,

563
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,291
od kojih mnogi već misle
Ja sam malo kreten.

564
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,458
-Mora postojati drugi način.
-Ne postoji drugi način.

565
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,291
-Nema. Molim te.
-Mora biti.

566
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,625
-Ne, ne postoji drugi način.
-Mora postojati drugi način!

567
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,541
Jack--

568
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,625
Hayley! zasto stalno nestajes,
moja lijepa?

569
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,625
[nervozno se smije]

570
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,083
-Moramo da uradimo fotografije.
-Oh!

571
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,583
-Hej.
-Hej. [smeje se]

572
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,375
Tvoja sestra je anđeo, zar ne?

573
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:43,416
[Hayley se smije]

574
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,708
-Da!
-Da.

575
00:26:45,791 --> 00:26:46,666
Dođi.

576
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,666
Hayley...

577
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,083
Hayles? Hayles?

578
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,416
Hayles?

579
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,416
Hayley!

580
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,666
Ona ti je sestra. Ona ti je sestra.
Ona ti je sestra.

581
00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:03,916
U redu.

582
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:10,875
<i>Cao.</i>

583
00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,750
[šapuće] Jebeno mi duguješ, Hayley.

584
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:52,250
[Oracle] <i>Znate li</i>
<i>na koliko različitih načina osam ljudi</i>

585
00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:53,416
<i>mogu li sjediti za stolom?</i>

586
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,916
<i>Ne, ne pokušavaj to riješiti.</i>
<i>To je zaista komplikovana matematika.</i>

587
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,958
<i>Nećete moći.</i>

588
00:27:58,458 --> 00:27:59,541
<i>Ali ima ih na hiljade.</i>

589
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,916
<i>Vjeruj mi.</i>

590
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,458
<i>Potraži kasnije.</i>

591
00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:04,375
<i>U svakom slučaju, poenta je,</i>

592
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:08,250
<i>nešto naizgled beznačajno</i>
<i>kao gdje sjedimo za stolom</i>

593
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,583
<i>to je zapravo šansa</i>

594
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,750
<i>diktira da li će ljubav uspjeti</i>

595
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,041
<i>ili neuspjeh.</i>

596
00:28:17,375 --> 00:28:20,291
<i>[The Thieving Magpie</i> uvertira crescendos]

597
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,375
[domaćin vjenčanja] <i>Signore e signori,</i>
dame i gospodo...

598
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,333
[domaćin govori italijanski]

599
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,791
[na engleskom] Molim vas sedite.
Ručak će biti poslužen.

600
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,666
["La donna è mobile" od Verdija svira]

601
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,583
[Bryan] Hajde. Hajde. Hajde.

602
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,666
On je samo čovek. Ne razlikuje se ni od koga.

603
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:57,000
[Bryan] Zgodan, impozantan,
uspješan čovjek.

604
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,458
Ali u redu je.
Samo idi i pozdravi se za ime Boga.

605
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:00,625
"Bok, ja sam Bryan."

606
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:01,666
Vidite, lako je.

607
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,750
On je samo čovek.

608
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,541
Ide u toalet
kao i bilo ko drugi.

609
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,208
Zamislite ga samo golog.

610
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,958
Da, goli muškarac.

611
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,125
Samo goli muškarac koji sere po wc šolji.

612
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,375
Oh, sedeli smo jedno pored drugog.
Koliko je to zabavno?

613
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,791
-Briljantno.
-[Rebecca se smije]

614
00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:34,208
[muzika prestaje]

615
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,708
[gosti aplaudiraju]

616
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,083
Hvala.

617
00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:42,291
Mm.

618
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,208
Hvala.

619
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,583
Više, molim. Hvala.

620
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:50,166
Ahh!

621
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,708
[Rebecca se smije]

622
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:52,708
Zdravo.

623
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,000
[Rebecca] Zdravo.

624
00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,041
[Dina] Ovde sam. a ti si...

625
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,833
-Tamo. U redu.
-Ne baš...

626
00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,458
U redu.

627
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,125
Možemo samo, znaš,
mašu jedno drugom.

628
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,541
-Zdravo.
-[Rebecca] Zdravo.

629
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,916
-Zdravo, ja sam Bryan.
-Dina.

630
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,166
cekaj...

631
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:08,708
cekaj malo...

632
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,833
Hej, čoveče. Hej.

633
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,791
Vidi, mogu li samo, uh...

634
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,333
Živjeli.

635
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,666
-[Džek promrmlja]
-[Dina se smije]

636
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:22,625
uh...

637
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,083
Nema šanse da mu je kurac
veći od mog.

638
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,250
Možda je deblji,
ali definitivno nije duže.

639
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,166
jesi li ozbiljno
i dalje se radi o ovome?

640
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,500
Pa, da.

641
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,041
za vas informaciju,
deblji je jednako važan.

642
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,541
Ne želiš dugačak, tanak kurac
ide gore.

643
00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,333
-Imam li kurac od olovke?
-Možete li, molim vas, prestati?

644
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,875
-You're like a 12-year-old.
-I haven't got the equipment of one.

645
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,833
Ne, nećeš.
You have the brain of one, though.

646
00:30:43,916 --> 00:30:44,875
Dobro, pa...

647
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,500
-[Bryan] Hej.
-[Rebecca] Oh, zdravo.

648
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,250
Mora da se šališ.

649
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,791
Oh, super. I'm not even sitting with you.

650
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,916
[Chaz] Moram sjesti
with people I don't know.

651
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,500
What was your sister thinking, Jack?

652
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,583
You know, I have really no idea.

653
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,541
-U redu? [uzdahne]
-[Dina] Zdravo.

654
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000
This is brilliant, innit?

655
00:31:05,083 --> 00:31:06,083
[Sidney] Ah!

656
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,791
-We're meant to be together.
-Mm.

657
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:10,833
Očigledno.

658
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:14,833
[duboko uzdahne]

659
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,625
-Zdravo svima.
-[Chaz] U redu, druže?

660
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,333
Šta Marc Fisher radi ovdje?

661
00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:23,833
Uh, objasniću kasnije.

662
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,458
[domaćin vjenčanja] Dame i gospodo,
Gospodin i gospođa Carboni.

663
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,833
[publika navija na italijanskom]

664
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:34,000
[čaše zveckaju]

665
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,625
Živjeli. Živjeli, momci. Marc.

666
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,791
[Jack] Dobrodošli u sto četiri.
Da, za sto četiri.

667
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,500
- Živeli.
- Živeli.

668
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,500
[Sidney] Živjeli.

669
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,416
-Nama.
- Živeli. [smeje se]

670
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,458
Moglo bi biti.

671
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:54,250
[Sidney promrmlja]

672
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:55,958
[Dina] Hvala.

673
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,583
[Rebecca] Pa koliko dugo ti i Amanda
viđali se?

674
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,916
-Sa njom sam oko godinu dana.
-Vau!

675
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,166
Da, i izabrala je
da sjedi pored svog bivšeg dečka

676
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:06,000
preko njenog pravog dečka, pa...

677
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,250
[Rebecca] Prilično je nepristojno.

678
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:11,041
Pogotovo kada se uzme u obzir
kakav su odnos imali.

679
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,416
-Kako to misliš?
-Sve je bilo veoma fizički, znaš?

680
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,791
Ja lično ne verujem

681
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:18,166
tu bilo kakvu značajnu vezu
je ikada izgrađen na toliko seksa,

682
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,208
tako da je nekako čudno
da će sjediti zajedno.

683
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,000
To je kao više... [duva malina]

684
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:22,958
I manje, kao...

685
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,666
-Znaš li na šta mislim?
-Da. Da.

686
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,500
Puno lupanja, ali vrlo malo razgovora.

687
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,666
I, znate, gdje je to
stvari zavrsavaju, znas?

688
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,125
Izvini, druže, možemo li dobiti pravo piće?

689
00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:33,541
Sve o... [duva malina]

690
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,583
I ne o... [pljeska]
Znaš na šta mislim?

691
00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:36,500
[Chaz] Da. Da.

692
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,500
Vidim da nosiš
dugmad za manžetne koje sam ti kupio.

693
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,000
Oh, da. [smeje se]

694
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166
Pa, oni su bili jedini koje sam imao, pa...

695
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:46,958
Jebi se.

696
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,833
Pa, čujem da si novinar.

697
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,000
-Da.
-U novinarstvu.

698
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,791
Da, tako je.

699
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333
Da, dobio sam ga u jednom.

700
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,625
[obojica se smiju]

701
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,333
Dakle, šta je to? Modne stvari?

702
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,291
Ne, ja sam ratni novinar.

703
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,750
Mislim da je neko rekao-- Sačekaj.

704
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:03,875
Jesi li kidnapovan?

705
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,166
Da. Da.

706
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,708
Ups.

707
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:08,958
-Da, ups.
-Veliki vuci. Ne, ne.

708
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,375
Ali znaš na šta mislim, nepažljivo.
Pa, ne nemarno.

709
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,416
-Ne, ne nemarno.
-Pa šta se tamo dogodilo?

710
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:15,750
Bili smo na izveštaju u Avganistanu i...

711
00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:17,750
Oh, tu je tvoja prva greška.

712
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,708
Avganistan, ako izvolite.

713
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,458
I šta se desilo? Nemoj mi reći.

714
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,375
Pa, talibani--

715
00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,750
-Talibani,<i>quelle suprise.</i> Da.
-Tako je.

716
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,125
Da, bilo je talibanskih snaga
koji je došao u naš prostor--

717
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,166
Nepozvan?

718
00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:34,958
-Da.
-Naravno da jesu.

719
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,250
-Naravno.
-Zašto pozivaš talibane?

720
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,291
Radim izveštaj u Avganistanu,

721
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,916
i ušle su talibanske snage
i izveo nas napolje,

722
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
-postrojio nas, prislonio oružje na naše glave--
-Šta ste nosili?

723
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,041
-Šta?
-Šta ste nosili?

724
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,791
Jer, očigledno, ovo bi bilo, hm...

725
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
ne za njih.

726
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:53,291
vani ne vole, um,
izloženo...

727
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,166
dojke.

728
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,875
Nije da je ovo razotkriveno. ovo je...

729
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,958
Ovo je... Da.

730
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,000
Apsolutno... vrlo dobro ocijenjeno.

731
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,250
Oteo bih te.

732
00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,250
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm.

733
00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:09,125
[Rebecca] Dokaz je bio u pudingu.
Na kraju su raskinuli.

734
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,708
Pa, ne, jer ona nastavlja da priča
o njegovom ogromnom kurcu, pa...

735
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:15,291
-Stvarno?
-Da, pa, moja je ionako velika, pa...

736
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:17,708
-Koliko veliki?
-Veće od njegovog, verovatno.

737
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,458
o cemu pricas? Kašika ili viljuška?

738
00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,500
-Oboje.
-Možete li na tabeli da pokažete koju veličinu?

739
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,250
Oba. Zaglavljeni zajedno.

740
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,916
- To dvoje su se zaglavili zajedno?
-Da.

741
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,750
["Non più andrai" Mozart svira]

742
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:36,083
-Ko je Amerikanac?
-Oh, to je Hayleyina prijateljica, Dina.

743
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,166
Bože, da, dama koju si upoznao u Rimu
i ne bi prestao da se dešava.

744
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,291
Ne pričam o njoj.

745
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,458
Ma daj, našao si svaki izgovor
na svetu da pričam o njoj.

746
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,416
Bili smo tamo, uh, mnogo dana.

747
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,291
Zapravo nismo imali pojma da li je,
znate, dan ili noć u tom trenutku i--

748
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,666
Ja sam u auto osiguranju.

749
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,375
-Šta?
- Ja sam u auto osiguranju.

750
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,375
-U redu.
-U redu je.

751
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:00,666
Oh, ok.

752
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,916
Nije tako dosadno kao što zvuči,
hvala ti.

753
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,875
-Žao mi je. Samo napred.
-To je u redu. Dakle, da, hm...

754
00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,958
Radim sa par momaka
zvao Jim i, um, Jeff.

755
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,458
Pa, zovem ga Jeff.
Jim ga zove Jeffrey.

756
00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:16,041
Jim je počeo 2001.

757
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,041
A onda je Džef počeo...

758
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,375
-Divno.
-Hvala.

759
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,291
<i>Grazie.</i>

760
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,916
<i>-Grazie.</i>
-To je to.

761
00:35:22,291 --> 00:35:25,416
A onda je Jeff počeo
par godina nakon toga...

762
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,083
[Bryan] Mislio sam da ima dečka.

763
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,541
Pa, ne više.

764
00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:31,000
Ispostavilo se da ju je prevario
zaista užasno.

765
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,500
Oh, to je super, čovječe.

766
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,833
To je super. Trebao bi zaista
iskoristite svoju priliku ovaj put.

767
00:35:34,916 --> 00:35:36,416
Pa, sad namjeravam.

768
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,375
[Sidney] Dakle, da, Jim i Jeff
su urnebesni.

769
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,541
Bože, vraćaš ih nazad,
zar ne?

770
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,458
-Znaš, ako situacija to traži.
-Oh, naravno.

771
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,375
Što i radi.

772
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,375
Da li ste smeli da pijete
kada si kidnapovan?

773
00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:51,083
[Svira "Valcer Plavog Dunava"]

774
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,041
[Sidney] Drugi put.
Moram ti ovo reći.

775
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:13,416
Parkirao sam svoj bicikl
a napolju je prolece,

776
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,375
i zaključao sam je, i ja ulazim,

777
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,958
otvori vrata,

778
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,041
i, um, sirup.

779
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,791
-Šta?
-Sirup.

780
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,833
-Sirup?
-Sirup na kvaci.

781
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:24,541
U meri u kojoj ima sirupa
zapravo na podu ispod.

782
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,333
-Na tepihu.
-Još jedan Jeff?

783
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
Jim. Šta, Jeff?

784
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,833
Rekao sam, "Jeff je ugrizao", kao Jeff--

785
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,916
Ne, ovo nije Jeff. Ovo je prije Jeffa.

786
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,458
Oh, izvini, ja--

787
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,041
Da, u pravu si, to je...

788
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,750
Ovo je Jim. Da li pričam sam sa sobom?

789
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:39,666
[smeh] Ne.

790
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,916
Jeff je počeo tek 2008.

791
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:43,625
Ne, sačekaj malo.

792
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:44,916
otarasio sam se bicikla,

793
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,666
pa bi poceo u prolece...

794
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,583
od...

795
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:51,166
dve hiljade i...

796
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
čekaj to...

797
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,708
-Znaš šta? Ne brini o tome.
- Mogu i dobiti.

798
00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:56,625
[šapuće] Bryan.

799
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,458
Bryan, možeš li mi učiniti uslugu, druže?

800
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,791
Možeš li pripaziti na Marca?
Ako se pomeri, samo dođi i zgrabi me.

801
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,958
Ja ću napraviti svoj potez. [klikne jezik]

802
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:06,875
Poželi mi sreću.

803
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,666
[Sidney] Bilo je to 2006., nazad u--

804
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,583
Da, 2008. Da, evo ga njegov.

805
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,208
-Izvinite na smetnji.
-Zdravo.

806
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:16,750
Dobro, čoveče. Hm, samo se pitam da li ti
želite da popijete piće u baru.

807
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,500
-Voleo bih. Izvinite nas.
- To zvuči fantastično!

808
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:24,791
U redu.

809
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,625
-[Sidney] Ideš li, Jack?
-Da. Naravno.

810
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:43,625
[gosti aplaudiraju]

811
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,875
Oh, Vitelli.

812
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,375
-Šta? kuda ideš?
-Vitelli.

813
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,958
-Oh, hoćeš li da idem s tobom?
-Bože, ne.

814
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:52,708
Cool.

815
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,666
[na italijanskom] Oh... rekao sam ti...

816
00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:57,583
[smijeh]

817
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,500
Gospodine... Gospodine Vitelli.

818
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,833
-Da?
-Zovem se Bryan.

819
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,500
[Vitelli] Oh, drago mi je.

820
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,125
Bryan?

821
00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:11,458
Mm. Izvini. hm...

822
00:38:11,541 --> 00:38:13,250
Da li bi vam smetalo da sednem?

823
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,166
Samo želim da sednem.

824
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,166
U redu je, Brajane. Mogu li vam pomoći?

825
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,541
-Oh, da.
-Da?

826
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:24,916
Gospodine Vitelli, samo sam htela da kažem
da sam tako veliki fan.

827
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,958
-Hvala. Hvala vam puno.
-Ne, stvarno jesam.

828
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:33,833
I jednostavno bih bio fasciniran
da razumete odakle dobijate...

829
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,500
...ideja za tvoje filmove.

830
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,250
- Ideje?
- Ideje.

831
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,458
Oh, pa... [smeje se]

832
00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,458
uh...

833
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,416
pa, znaš,
stvar kod ideja je da...

834
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,750
Hmm.

835
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,500
...nisu stvoreni.

836
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,500
Dolaze vam baš kao...

837
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,041
hm, srećne nesreće.

838
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,208
Znaš na šta mislim?
U tebi. Samo stvarno...

839
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,625
odnekud u tebi.
Neka tajna, mračna...

840
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,708
-Mračno mesto.
-...slepo mesto u tebi.

841
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:01,916
To je briljantno.

842
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,000
[mrmljanje]

843
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,708
Hej, čoveče?

844
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,041
Mm.

845
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:18,750
Vitelli.

846
00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:20,750
[uzdahne]

847
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,166
-U redu, hvala što ste došli.
-Hvala.

848
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,083
Hvala.

849
00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,125
-Bilo je lijepo razgovarati s tobom.
-Hvala.

850
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,125
Da.

851
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:31,250
Hvala.

852
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:35,375
[smeje se]

853
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,291
Kako je prošlo?

854
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:37,583
Hm?

855
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,166
-Vitelli? Kako je prošlo?
-Da, u redu.

856
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,666
Oh, moj Bože, znao sam.

857
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,333
Kakva priča. Kakva noć.

858
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,833
To je ludo.
Vidim da zujiš.

859
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,458
Jeff je stajao tamo i smijući se.
Još uvijek ima rukavicu.

860
00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:00,208
-Smejem se iza rukavice.
-Oh.

861
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,375
Ipak, i sa ljubičastom trenerkom.

862
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,708
A ja sam kao: „Da, to je upalilo.
To je upalilo. Kako je planirano."

863
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,166
-Sidney, izvini.
-Mm.

864
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:09,958
Ne bih voleo da zvučim nepristojno, ali, hm...

865
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,541
Samo sam se nadao

866
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
da imamo neku vrstu privatnog razgovora.

867
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,291
Kao u...

868
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,583
samo nas dvoje.

869
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:19,958
Čovek čoveku.

870
00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,166
Da li bi vam smetalo samo...?

871
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,000
U redu, Sidney?

872
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,916
-Da, Jack?
- Šta sam mislio, uh...

873
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,958
Mislio sam na Dinu i mene.

874
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,041
[muca]

875
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
Pa, gde da idem?

876
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,666
Mislim, ne znam, čoveče.

877
00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:40,166
Uh, tamo?

878
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,000
-Tamo?
-Da.

879
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,291
Otići ću.

880
00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:50,291
Da, ti si kul.
Vidimo se za minut.

881
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,583
- I ti si kul.
-U redu.

882
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,291
-Oh!
-Osećam se užasno.

883
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,250
To je bilo užasno.

884
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,125
Pogledaj se, takav si baler.

885
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,291
Tako si opuštena zbog toga. Volim to.
Mislim da si nevjerovatna.

886
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,333
Zaista mislim da si nevjerovatna.

887
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,416
Ali šta god, znaš?

888
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,041
[Marc imitira motor koji radi]

889
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:15,333
[dahtanje, šmrcanje]

890
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,375
[Marc] <i>Ona te voli. Ona te voli!</i>

891
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:18,291
[brbljanje]

892
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,125
[šapuće] Ona je tvoja.

893
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
Imaš ovo.

894
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,208
<i>Da, da, da.</i>
<i>Ona te definitivno voli.</i>

895
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:31,333
Brzo, prije nego se Sidney vrati.
Samo mi reci šta si radio.

896
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,458
Brzo? Samo ti reci...

897
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,083
Reci mi sve što si uradio
za tri godine za deset sekundi.

898
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,291
-Samo...
-Sid to može.

899
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,791
Od kad sam te zadnji put vidio,
Imala sam propalu vezu.

900
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,750
Amanda, koja je sjedila odmah pored mene.

901
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,125
hm... [muca]

902
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,166
Onda sam otišao u Aziju, putovao okolo,

903
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,791
dobio užasnu bolest, vratio se,

904
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
a onda sam se tek nedavno kvalifikovao
kao građevinski inžinjer...

905
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,666
konačno. [smeje se]

906
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,000
Hej! To je bilo osam sekundi!

907
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,750
-Stvarno si brojao?
-Mm-hmm.

908
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:59,583
Mislim, imaš još dvije sekunde,
ali nemaš šta da popuniš.

909
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,291
Ne, stvarno ne znam.
To je tužno, tužno, tužno priznanje.

910
00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,583
Mislim, to je mnogo samo... bla.

911
00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,083
[govori na talijanskom]

912
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,750
-Hej.
-Izvini, samo sekund.

913
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,541
Ti si-- Ti si budan.

914
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,041
budan sam. Naravno da sam budan.

915
00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,458
Zašto ne bih bio budan?
U svakom slučaju, moramo razgovarati.

916
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,458
U redu. Um, da.

917
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,291
Samo dok ne kažeš
da nam je suđeno da budemo zajedno.

918
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:25,708
Oh, uh...

919
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,833
Suđeno nam je da budemo zajedno.

920
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,041
Na kojoj si ti planeti, Marc?

921
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,583
Želiš li da ga samo tetoviram
na mom čelu?

922
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,291
Volim Roberta.

923
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,041
Uh, ne.

924
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,666
Kako to misliš "ne"?

925
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,916
Veza između nas je neosporna.

926
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,583
Samo se plašiš da kažeš Robertu,
ali u redu je, u redu je.

927
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,583
On mora da zna,
pa ti mu reci, ili ću ja to učiniti za tebe.

928
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,791
[host] <i>Signore e signori,</i>
dame i gospodo...

929
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:52,541
[domaćin govori italijanski]

930
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,708
[domaćin, na engleskom] Sada ćemo imati
naš prvi ples

931
00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:56,083
sa Hayley i Robertom.

932
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,250
[gosti aplaudiraju]

933
00:42:58,666 --> 00:42:59,791
Molim vas ostanite ovdje.

934
00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:02,416
[življenje i aplauz]

935
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,500
[Op. 75 iz <i>Romantic Pieces</i>
igrao Dvořák]

936
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,625
Dakle, hajde. Tvoj red.

937
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,333
Bio sam strani dopisnik,
kao što se možda sećate.

938
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,500
Otišao sam na neka vrlo užasna mjesta.

939
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,291
Video sam mnogo ljudi koji su upucani.
Bio sam kidnapovan.

940
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,291
Vratio se kući.

941
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,416
Moja mama se razboljela i umrla.

942
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:48,208
I saznala sam da je moj dečko

943
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:51,916
voli seks sa bilo čim
sa raspoloživim otvorom, tako da...

944
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,250
to je...

945
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:56,833
-Wow.
-To je to.

946
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,708
-Um...
-Da. [smeje se]

947
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,125
Žao mi je.

948
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:03,750
Oh, da, u redu je. To je samo--
Znaš, to je život.

949
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,125
Ne, žao mi je
da je bilo 12 sekundi.

950
00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:07,208
[smijeh]

951
00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:08,208
Dakle, to je...

952
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:10,458
Oh, to znači da gubiš.

953
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:11,958
Vau.

954
00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:12,916
Pa, hajde da...

955
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:14,583
Hej, nadajmo se...

956
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,541
od sada je samo sretno, zar ne?

957
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,416
Da, držim prste.

958
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,833
[gosti aplaudiraju]

959
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
-Tvoja haljina!
-Izvini!

960
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,791
-Gde idemo?
-Samo ovde je u redu. Samo ovdje.

961
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,541
-Jesi li dobro?
-Ne, ne baš.

962
00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,875
-Marc je još uvijek potpuno budan!
-Šta? Kako?

963
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,666
Isuse, Jack. Bio je to jednostavan plan.

964
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,291
Kako si ovo zabrljao?

965
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:45,375
[muca] Hej!

966
00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:47,791
Znaš da mi je ovo prvi put
sipanje nečijeg pića.

967
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:48,750
Šuš!

968
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:51,500
-Već se osećam užasno zbog toga, a sada...
-Da, znam.

969
00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:55,125
Vidi, molim te, hoćeš li se samo uvjeriti
on ne ide ni blizu Roberta?

970
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,458
Moram da idem da uradim nešto.

971
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,916
-Šta moraš da radiš?
-Samo još jebenih fotografija!

972
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,791
Kako ide sa Dinom?

973
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,041
Da, ne, dobro je, dobro je, dobro je.

974
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,333
-Dobro je.
-To je super.

975
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,291
Ali znaš šta?
To je kao što je mama govorila.

976
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,416
Očekuješ najgore,
ali nadaj se najboljem,

977
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,208
i osjećam da je ovo naš trenutak.

978
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,458
-Ovo je-- Ovo je--
-Da, to je super. Odlično.

979
00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:19,291
[uzdahne]

980
00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,208
Zdravo, nads.

981
00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:23,875
Zdravo.

982
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,125
-Zdravo.
-Zdravo.

983
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:27,875
-Ja sam Cristina.
-Hoćeš li da zadržiš to, Cristina?

984
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,125
Moram malo da uradim...

985
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,833
malo admina.

986
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,000
Kilt... Sačekaj.

987
00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,083
[Cristina pročisti grlo]

988
00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,000
Izvini.

989
00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,125
Ispod, uh...

990
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,916
Kako dovraga to rade?

991
00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,541
To je umotano kao nunčake.

992
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:48,541
Ah.

993
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,833
Samo odmotavanje.

994
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,416
Hm. Hej presto.

995
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,083
Hvala. Ja sam Sidney.

996
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,000
U redu.

997
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,500
U redu.

998
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,083
U redu je.

999
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,750
[Sidney] Ona ide.

1000
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,000
[uzdahne]

1001
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:12,541
[Chaz] Mm!

1002
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,458
Hej, čoveče. uh...

1003
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,416
U redu?

1004
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,208
Hteo sam da kažem, bravo tamo.

1005
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,833
Izvinite?

1006
00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:20,291
Ne, to je način na koji si ti orkestrirao

1007
00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:22,791
da ćeš sjediti pored Amande
na vjenčanju. [smeje se]

1008
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,125
Šta, misliš da sam hteo da sednem pored
moja bivša devojka na venčanju moje sestre?

1009
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,708
Ali ja nisam mazohista.

1010
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,291
-Malo slučajnost, zar ne?
- Je li, ipak?

1011
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,833
Da, jeste. Znaš, da.

1012
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:35,666
Vidi, uh, druže, hm...

1013
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,875
Amanda i ja smo potpuno, potpuno gotovi.

1014
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,416
Mislim, izlazili smo dve godine,

1015
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,708
ali do kraja kojeg,
prilično smo se mrzeli.

1016
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,208
Dakle, sada kažeš da je mrziš, a?

1017
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,083
-"Mržnja" je jaka reč.
-Upravo si to rekao.

1018
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
Ali definitivno ne voli.

1019
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:50,583
Budi oprezan, druže.

1020
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,000
Jer to je moja buduća verenica
o čemu govoriš.

1021
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,083
-Stvarno?
-Kako to misliš "stvarno?"

1022
00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:58,708
Oh, sta? Jer ja to nemam?
Da?

1023
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:02,375
Nisam mogao napuniti te čizme? ha? sta?
Šta vam je tada prošlo kroz glavu?

1024
00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,000
„Oh, ovaj tip ispred mene

1025
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,541
ima zaista sićušan, čudan penis
kojoj se svi smiju."

1026
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,041
Ne, nisu. Smeju ti se.

1027
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,625
Jer ti si čudak
koji se šeta sa tvojim velikim penisom.

1028
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,625
„Oh, pogledaj me!
Ja sam na svadbi sa velikim kitom!

1029
00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,875
Svi me poštuju
zbog mog velikog penisa!

1030
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,333
Ooh! Oh, stvarno je gipsan!
Zaista je gipsan!

1031
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,125
Molim vas lajkujte! Molim vas da vam se sviđa!"

1032
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,416
-Izvini, potpuno si me izgubio.
-Tačno.

1033
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,125
Kloni se nje.

1034
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,500
-U redu.
-Dobro.

1035
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,666
-Hoću.
-U redu.

1036
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
-Da.
-Da.

1037
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,500
-Dobar razgovor.
-Da, super ćaskanje.

1038
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,333
-Da.
-Da.

1039
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,416
-U redu.
-Da.

1040
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,041
Hej.

1041
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,458
-Hej ti.
-Je li sve u redu?

1042
00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:46,500
[smeje se]

1043
00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,083
Uh, da, da.

1044
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,833
-[Dina] Hoćeš piće?
-[Jack] Da, ne, stvarno znam.

1045
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,333
Mislim da bih mogao da promenim vino
i idi na džin i...

1046
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,458
[Jack] Jebi ga.

1047
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:56,916
Jedna sekunda.

1048
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,083
Hoće Džin i jebote, molim. Hvala.

1049
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125
šalim se. [smeje se]

1050
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,458
[Marc] Šta radiš?

1051
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:15,583
-[Jack] Samo ovdje.
-Ow!

1052
00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:16,833
Tako mi je žao.

1053
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:18,125
Izvini. Izvini.

1054
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:20,958
Ovaj... Zašto... Ne, u redu.

1055
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,375
Samo sačekaj jednu sekundu.

1056
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,041
Izvini.

1057
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,083
Znam da imaš ovu stvar
za Hayley, tačno,

1058
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,958
ali ona ne oseća isto,
pa morate to prihvatiti.

1059
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,666
Oh, oh, oh. Je li tako?

1060
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,208
Onda, um... hmm...

1061
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:36,125
kako to da smo se ševili prije tri sedmice?

1062
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,875
-Šta?
-Tako je.

1063
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,916
Shagged.

1064
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,541
Samo... [smijeh]

1065
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,708
U redu, ja stvarno... stvarno ne znam
šta se dešava ovde,

1066
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,166
ali znam da je srećna.

1067
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:53,250
[Jack uzdiše]

1068
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,416
Molim te, nemoj to upropastiti.

1069
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,625
Ok, ok.

1070
00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,875
Ali ja ću je usrećiti! Idiote!

1071
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:01,041
(Jack grunts) Ne, u redu...

1072
00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:02,791
ok, ok...

1073
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:04,458
O, Bože, ovo se dešava!

1074
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:07,041
-[Jack] Žao mi je! Tako mi je žao!
-[prigušeno vikanje]

1075
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:11,000
- Ah, sad, Jack...
-Sidney!

1076
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,625
Vratiću se u hotel,
obuci pantalone.

1077
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,291
-Kilt je previše.
-Briljantno! Odlično!

1078
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,875
Možete li mi dati
ruku na samo jednu sekundu? Sidney!

1079
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708
-Sidney!
-Da. Da, Jack.

1080
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,333
-Sidney!
-Da, dolazim.

1081
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,041
-Moram da nađem sobu.
-Da, šta se dešava?

1082
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,458
Objasniću to kasnije.

1083
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,583
-Ja sam Federico Vitelli.
-Dina.

1084
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,500
-Dina, drago mi je.
-Drago mi je.

1085
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,000
Volim tvoj rad.

1086
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:33,291
[Sidney] Ah!

1087
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,416
Ušli smo! U redu.

1088
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,000
-Sidney?
-Da?

1089
00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:37,916
-Taj ormar!
-Da.

1090
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,708
-Druga vrata, Sidney!
-Oba vrata?

1091
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:41,291
Evo ga. U redu.

1092
00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:43,166
Wowzers!

1093
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,333
-Molim te ne stavljaj me u ormar!
-Zbogom!

1094
00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,125
-[naprezanje]
-Mislim da Jim ima tu sliku.

1095
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:49,250
-Da!
- Divne stvari.

1096
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:52,333
[Marc] Molim te! Upomoć!

1097
00:49:52,416 --> 00:49:54,416
[Marc viče i lupa po vratima ormara]

1098
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,416
[na talijanskom] Zdravo.

1099
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,625
[na engleskom] Mogu li te posuditi na trenutak?

1100
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,041
Uh, da, naravno.

1101
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,708
Um, izvini.

1102
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,166
[na talijanskom] Izvinite.

1103
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,083
Jack?

1104
00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,083
U redu.

1105
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,875
Želim odgovor, i želim ga sada.

1106
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,541
O čemu, Chaz?

1107
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,083
Samo cela stvar sa brakom.

1108
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:17,666
Vidi, je li to zbog tvog bivšeg dečka?
Je li to problem?

1109
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,500
Oh, Bože! Ne budi smiješan!

1110
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,583
U redu, dobro, jer, hm...

1111
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,208
rekao je da te mrzi, pa...

1112
00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:25,500
[Chaz] Mmm.

1113
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,375
To je dobra stvar.

1114
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,166
On sta?

1115
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,416
[prigušeno vikanje]

1116
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,375
[Marc] Pomozi mi!

1117
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:39,833
Ja sam u ormaru!

1118
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,125
Zdravo!

1119
00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,291
[lupa po vratima ormarića]

1120
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,833
[kašljanje]

1121
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:52,916
sta?

1122
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,041
Pa, upravo sam čuo nešto
malo čudno.

1123
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:59,583
Očigledno si se jebao
Marc Fisher prije tri sedmice.

1124
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,125
Je li on to rekao?

1125
00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:05,250
Znate, to je zaista neverovatno.
Mislim, živaca!

1126
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,083
Bože moj! Ti si najgori lažov
u cijelom svijetu!

1127
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,375
sta si mislio?

1128
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,208
Znam, stvarno sam zajebao.
Bila je to nesreća.

1129
00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,333
-[žena] Zdravo!
-Zdravo.

1130
00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:16,291
[Hayley i Jack se smiju]

1131
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,958
Kako dođavola imaš seks
sa nekim slučajno?

1132
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:20,916
Kako se to dešava?

1133
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,541
ššš Molim te. Da objasnim.

1134
00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:24,583
Znaš kad sam došao u London
prije par sedmica,

1135
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,291
i bio sam jebeno pod stresom
o vjenčanju?

1136
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,375
otišao sam u pab,
i popio sam par pića,

1137
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,125
i ko ulazi osim Marca Fishera.

1138
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,041
Počinjemo da ćaskamo,
imali smo par snimaka,

1139
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,458
i prije nego što saznamo,
jedna stvar vodi drugoj, u redu?

1140
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,291
Ali to nije ništa značilo, Jack.

1141
00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:40,458
Naravno, ispostavilo se da je bio
opsednut samnom od naše 15. godine.

1142
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,125
Petnaest, Jack, i ništa se nikada nije dogodilo.

1143
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,958
Da, mazili smo se par puta.
Možda je osjetio moje sise. Ne znam.

1144
00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,791
-Možda sam ga protrljao o farmerke.
-Ne trebaju mi ​​detalji.

1145
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,708
Izvini.

1146
00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:52,708
Isuse, Hejli.
Mislio sam da voliš Roberta.

1147
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,791
Oh, moj Bože. Da.

1148
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,000
Da. Više od svega.

1149
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,500
Nikada ne može saznati.

1150
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,208
To bi ga ubilo.

1151
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,208
[domaćin] Dame i gospodo,

1152
00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:07,375
sada ćemo imati govor
od deveruše, Brajana.

1153
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:09,375
[gosti aplaudiraju]

1154
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,375
Gdje se nalazi Bryan?

1155
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,458
Bryan.

1156
00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:22,375
Oh! Hej, hej. Kako si, čovječe?

1157
00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,666
U redu.

1158
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:24,833
hm...

1159
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,916
- Zovu da održi govor.
-Govor?

1160
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,791
Govor koji treba da uradite
za venčanje, sećaš se?

1161
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,000
-Kakvo venčanje?
-Ovaj.

1162
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,375
Onaj kod koga smo. Hayleyno vjenčanje.
Ti si deveruša.

1163
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,375
-Čovek od časti, da.
-Da, tačno, tačno, tačno.

1164
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:39,750
- Hteli ste da impresionirate Vitellija, sećate se?
-Oh, da, Vitelli.

1165
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:41,916
[nervozno se smije]

1166
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:43,958
[na talijanskom] Gdje je on?

1167
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:46,750
Oh!

1168
00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:54,833
[Jack] Whoa, whoa, hey.

1169
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,208
[aplauz prestaje]

1170
00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:04,666
[udahne]

1171
00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:05,625
[promrmlja]

1172
00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:15,208
Mm.

1173
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,458
Zašto su svi ovi ljudi
gleda u mene?

1174
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:27,458
Oh.

1175
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,083
Ovaj san postaje sve čudniji i čudniji.

1176
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,750
[promrmlja]

1177
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,250
Čak i Vitelli.

1178
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,083
Italijanski filmski režiser.

1179
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,125
Da, on dobro izgleda, zar ne?

1180
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
Dopada mi se malo, ali...

1181
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,166
[nježno stenje]

1182
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:48,625
Nisam cak ni gej, ali...

1183
00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:49,958
[nježno stenje]

1184
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,083
Svejedno bih to uradio.

1185
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:52,541
[Bryan] Mm.

1186
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,750
Voleo bih da mi da ulogu
ipak u jednom od njegovih filmova.

1187
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Samo dio.

1188
00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,541
Samo mali deo.

1189
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,208
Uradio bih to dobro.

1190
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:03,875
Učinio bih to dobro za tebe.

1191
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,458
[Bryan] Samo mi daj dio, kopile!

1192
00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:11,666
[nerazgovjetno šaputanje gostiju]

1193
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,958
-[duva u mikrofon]
-[povratna informacija nježno cvili]

1194
00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:17,666
[Bryan pjevuši]

1195
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:20,000
[Bryan] To je torta.

1196
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,000
[Bryan] Kolač iz snova.

1197
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,083
[Roberto] Bryan, Bryan...

1198
00:54:28,916 --> 00:54:30,583
[publika dahće i viče]

1199
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,375
-Ja ću samo...
-Ne!

1200
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
Samo ću te odvesti
u toalet, ok?

1201
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,916
[voditelj] Aplauz za deverušu.

1202
00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:45,708
[razbacani aplauz]

1203
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:47,583
[domaćin govori italijanski]

1204
00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,208
Da. Hm.

1205
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:53,416
[prigušeno vikanje]

1206
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:54,916
[Marc] Upomoć!

1207
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,958
Upomoć!

1208
00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:58,083
[lupa po vratima ormarića]

1209
00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,500
Upomoć!

1210
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:01,041
[Marc nastavlja da viče]

1211
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:02,916
Upomoć! Upomoć! Upomoć!

1212
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,291
Upomoć! Upomoć! Upomoć!

1213
00:55:05,666 --> 00:55:06,625
Bilo ko!

1214
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,083
-[Marc viče]
-[žena dahće]

1215
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,708
(zadihano) Oh.

1216
00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:15,041
Hvala.

1217
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,083
[domaćin] Ta predivna torta.

1218
00:55:17,166 --> 00:55:18,041
[pročišćava grlo]

1219
00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:20,000
[nervozno se smije]

1220
00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:21,875
- [zujanje mobitela]
-Šta? sta nije u redu?

1221
00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,375
Oh, moj Bože. Imam krizu na poslu.
Moram da idem.

1222
00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,875
-Možemo uzeti moj auto ako želiš.
-O, moj Bože, to bi bilo neverovatno.

1223
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,500
-Hvala puno.
-Da. Idemo. [smeje se]

1224
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,375
[Vitelli] Vidimo se tamo.

1225
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,625
Hejli, zdravo. <i>Scusi.</i>

1226
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:44,000
Moram da idem. Tako mi je žao.

1227
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,250
-Oh, ne!
-Nešto na mom poslu.

1228
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
Oh, ok. Gledaj, ne brini.

1229
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:49,000
Dina odlazi. Hajde, idi.

1230
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,125
[Bryan stenje]

1231
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,208
-U redu.
-Oh, Bože!

1232
00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,250
hm...

1233
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:55,333
Da, uh, sedi. Sedi, Brajane.

1234
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:56,541
[stenje]

1235
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:57,791
Oh, moj Bože.

1236
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,333
U redu.

1237
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:01,666
Ćao, Brajane.

1238
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,458
ćao.

1239
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,333
Dina?

1240
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,958
Jack. Zdravo. Tražio sam te.

1241
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,916
- Ne ideš, zar ne?
-Znam. Tako mi je žao.

1242
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,583
Pokušavao sam da se oprostim.
U Meksiku se desio ovaj uragan.

1243
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,583
Moram da se vratim jer
moj urednik ima trovanje hranom.

1244
00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:20,333
Duga je to priča, ali mi je tako žao.

1245
00:56:20,416 --> 00:56:23,458
Ali možda možemo
nađite se drugi put ili...

1246
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,916
Hoćeš li biti u Meksiku
ili Guadalajara uskoro?

1247
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,250
Vidi, samo moram nešto reći. hm...

1248
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:30,583
Da.

1249
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,333
Slušaj. ja--

1250
00:56:32,416 --> 00:56:33,791
[Amanda] Ha! Evo ga!

1251
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,708
-Pa, ti me mrziš, ha?
-Šta?

1252
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,041
-Chaz mi je upravo rekao da me mrziš.
-Nisam rekao "mržnja."

1253
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,166
Pa, rekao si, pa...

1254
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:43,541
[muca] Ok, ne, rekao sam "mržnja",

1255
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:44,916
ali onda sam ga promijenio.

1256
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,083
Da, da se "ne sviđa".

1257
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:49,708
-Aww, to je tako lijepo od tebe, Jack.
-Ni ja ti se ne sviđam!

1258
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:53,291
Zašto moramo da glumimo našu vezu
da li je bilo nešto drugo osim bede?

1259
00:56:57,375 --> 00:57:00,000
-Tako je?
-U redu. Da, ok.

1260
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:02,458
- Pretpostavljam da ste pošteno rekli.
- [zujanje mobitela]

1261
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,583
-Hvala.
<i>-</i>Da.

1262
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,208
Samo još jedna stvar.

1263
00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,708
-Šta?
-O moj Bože! Jack!

1264
00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,625
Ti si govno!

1265
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:12,208
-Jack, jesi li dobro?
-[Džek plače]

1266
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,541
Oh, moj Bože. Jack, čekaj.

1267
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,083
Da, udaću se za tebe, Chaz.

1268
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,833
Da, ne znam da li...

1269
00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:17,958
hm...

1270
00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:19,083
Pusti me samo--

1271
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,166
-Woo!
-[Jack] Nos mi stalno krvari!

1272
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:23,458
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

1273
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,541
[svira klasična kamerna muzika]

1274
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,666
Hayley i ja smo se kuckali!

1275
00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:30,583
[muzika prestaje]

1276
00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,875
-[žena, na italijanskom] Šta je rekao?
-[žena 2, na italijanskom] Ne!

1277
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,833
Ali šta on radi?

1278
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,958
Žao mi je, ali istina je, Hayley i ja smo se petljali,
i volimo se.

1279
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,916
Hayley, hajde. Reci im.

1280
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,458
Makni se sa bine.

1281
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,333
[publika dahće, viče]

1282
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:47,750
[Roberto] Hayley! Hayley! Hayley!

1283
00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,041
-Ne, ti idi. Idi spasi svijet.
-Tako mi je žao.

1284
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,416
Uvek krvari.

1285
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,458
[mobitel zuji]

1286
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,416
U redu je.

1287
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,416
Idi. [smijeh]

1288
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,666
-Poslaću ti poruku.
-Da.

1289
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,500
(uzdahne) Prokletstvo.

1290
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,500
Idi. Da, da, dobro sam.

1291
00:58:01,750 --> 00:58:02,666
Pfft!

1292
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:08,208
-[žena] Hejli!
-[Hayley viče]

1293
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,541
[Roberto] Hayley!

1294
00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:12,166
[Hayley dahta]

1295
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,166
Da li je to istina?

1296
00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:18,291
[Hayley ubrzano diše]

1297
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:23,291
[Hayley plače]

1298
00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:26,583
slušaj...

1299
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,500
ne...

1300
00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:34,916
["Clair de Lune" od Debussyja svira]

1301
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:37,666
[čovek, na italijanskom] Hajde, sedite.

1302
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:47,833
[Bryan] Vitelli...

1303
00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,458
Vitelli...

1304
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,333
Vitelli...

1305
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,833
Daj nam deo, kopile.

1306
00:58:57,791 --> 00:58:59,416
[cvrkut ptica]

1307
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:02,833
[stenje]

1308
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,125
Oh, sranje.

1309
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:10,750
Roberto, molim te.

1310
00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:12,625
Molim te, samo razgovaraj sa mnom.

1311
00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:14,125
[Roberto mrmlja na italijanskom]

1312
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,875
Ne mogu vjerovati. Kako si to mogao?

1313
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:18,541
-To je jebena noćna mora, Hayley.
-Znam.

1314
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,375
Bila je to takva greška, i tako mi je žao,
i volim te više od--

1315
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,791
Ne, gotovo je.

1316
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:26,083
-Molim te, samo da ti objasnim.
-Ne, ne, ne. Ne želim razgovarati s tobom.

1317
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,166
Nikad. Nikad više. Gotovo je.

1318
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,375
-Ovo venčanje je gotovo!
-Roberto!

1319
00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,541
Oh, moj Bože!

1320
00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:33,125
[muzika prestaje]

1321
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,500
[Oracle] <i>I eto nas.</i>

1322
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:42,541
<i>Malo loše sreće</i>
<i>i sve ide do grla.</i>

1323
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:45,750
<i>Ali šta da su stvari krenule drugačije?</i>

1324
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:50,000
<i>Zapamti šta sam rekao</i>
<i>o hiljadama načina</i>

1325
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:52,250
<i>osam ljudi može sjediti za stolom?</i>

1326
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:54,333
[svira dramska orkestarska muzika]

1327
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,000
Živjeli.

1328
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,625
Živjeli.

1329
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,375
<i>I onda, konačno,</i>

1330
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,291
<i>postoji samo jedna posljednja nada</i>
<i>da bi sve moglo proći kako treba.</i>

1331
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,041
Hej, uh, svima.

1332
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,291
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

1333
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:12,916
Oh, jebi ga.

1334
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,916
-Šta je bilo?
-Oh, jebi ga!

1335
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,125
Jack?

1336
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,833
Oh, sranje!

1337
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,416
-[Dina] Jack, šta je...
-Ne bih trebao biti ovdje.

1338
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,750
sta? Jack.

1339
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,375
[na italijanskom] Izvinite, izvinite...

1340
01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,541
[na engleskom] Izvinite.

1341
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:31,875
[Jack] Jebi ga!

1342
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,166
Izvinite nas. <i>Scusi.</i>

1343
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:47,750
[stenje]

1344
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,791
Šta zaboga radiš?

1345
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,750
Upravo sam uzeo jako jak sedativ.

1346
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,708
To je stvarno čudna stvar
da uradiš na venčanju tvoje sestre.

1347
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,958
Pa, nisam to uradio namerno, siso!

1348
01:01:58,041 --> 01:01:59,166
[povraćanje]

1349
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,791
Prestani, Jack. Muka mi je od tebe.

1350
01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,416
Isuse! Kako to napraviš?
"prsti niz grlo" rade?

1351
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500
Oh, ne mogu-- ne mogu to učiniti.

1352
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,625
Vidi, moraš mi pomoći.
Stavi prste u moje grlo.

1353
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:12,041
-Šta?
-Ne mogu sam. ja samo--

1354
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,625
Treba da to uradiš za mene, u redu?

1355
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,375
Imaš one velike, dugačke, čudne,
grčeviti prsti.

1356
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:18,291
Ići će dalje u moje grlo.

1357
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:21,166
Moram da impresioniram Vitellija.
Ne mogu da se mešam u ovo.

1358
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,166
Šta će Dina misliti
ako počnem da zaspim za stolom?

1359
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,250
- Ona će misliti da sam totalni jebeni duh!
-Da.

1360
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916
Molim te, Brajane, za mene.

1361
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,791
-Ne želim.
-Stvarno treba da uradiš ovo za mene.

1362
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,333
Zaista ne želim.

1363
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:33,916
Molim te, Hayleyno je vjenčanje.

1364
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,041
[uzdahne]

1365
01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:38,500
[cvili]

1366
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,583
-Dobro, ok.
-U redu.

1367
01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,791
Ali želim da zapamtiš
kakav sam ja dobar prijatelj.

1368
01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,583
Ok, da. Veliki prijatelj.

1369
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,166
<i>-Najbolji prijatelj.
-Najbolji prijatelj. Ti si moj najbolji prijatelj.

1370
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,958
[domaćin vjenčanja] Dame i gospodo,
Gospodin i gospođa Carboni.

1371
01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:00,916
[navijanje na italijanskom]

1372
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125
Kako ti-- Kako želiš da--

1373
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,208
-Ne!
-Samo mi daj svoje jebene prste.

1374
01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:08,916
-Dobro, ok, ok!
- Samo ih drži ravno.

1375
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,916
jesam.

1376
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,291
Ne!

1377
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,208
-Ne, ne, ne!
-[Jack kašlje]

1378
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,458
Oh, Bože!
Ovo je najgori trenutak u mom životu.

1379
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,000
[Bryan] Oh, ne!

1380
01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,416
[Bryan stenje]

1381
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,125
-[Jack stenje]
-Oh.

1382
01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:24,875
[dahće]

1383
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,625
[Dina] Uh...

1384
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,541
Uh, izvini-- Ne, samo sam--

1385
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250
Samo sam htio provjeriti da vidim
da ste vi momci dobri. Jesi li dobar?

1386
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:32,708
Dobro? uh...

1387
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,583
Da, mogu-- Naći ću--
Ja ću samo...

1388
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,500
Naći ću-- naći ću nešto...

1389
01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:40,166
["Non più andrai" Mozart svira]

1390
01:04:00,375 --> 01:04:01,291
[zveckanje pribora]

1391
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:05,708
[Dina] Hm...

1392
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:06,916
Odlično. Hvala. Mogu li...

1393
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,666
Mogu li i ja da uzmem, hm...

1394
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,416
neke kafe?

1395
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,166
- [Jack] Hvala.
-Nemam pojma.

1396
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
Vidi, volio bih da nikad...

1397
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:21,041
možemo li se samo pretvarati da

1398
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,166
znaš, šta god da si video tamo
nikad nije bilo?

1399
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,541
To je prilično trajna slika.

1400
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,166
Teško je zaboraviti.

1401
01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,083
[Dina se smije]

1402
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,916
U redu. Uh, ne.

1403
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,583
Postoji-- Postoji potpuno...

1404
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,291
potpuno razumno objašnjenje za to.

1405
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,333
To je smiješna priča.

1406
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,291
Zaista. Vrlo smiješno.

1407
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,416
I pričaću ti o tome,
samo ne danas.

1408
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,875
Možemo li samo pokušati zaboraviti?

1409
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,250
Da, mogu probati.

1410
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,500
-Dobro, dobro.
-U redu.

1411
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,333
To je bilo... Bilo je čudno. Bilo je čudno.

1412
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,208
Da. Znam.

1413
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,833
-Ali...
-Žao mi je. Dakle, hajde.

1414
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,625
[muca] Hteo si da mi kažeš...

1415
01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:01,625
šta ste radili
otkad sam te zadnji put vidio.

1416
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,875
Ok, pa, valjda glavna stvar
je bio posao. uh...

1417
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,833
Znate, sve je uzelo.

1418
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:10,958
Iskreno. Mislim, samo stvarno
stao i podigao pogled

1419
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,208
kada mi se mama razbolela.

1420
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,708
Da li ti je terminalni rak moje mame dosadan?

1421
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,000
Ne. Ne, nije.

1422
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:22,916
Nastavi.

1423
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,583
-Sigurni ste?
-Da.

1424
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:25,583
[smeje se]

1425
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:26,666
U redu.

1426
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,583
hm...

1427
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,416
Znaš, ja...

1428
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,875
Ja sam-- znam da sam ti rekao kako
ona i ja smo bili jako bliski, i...

1429
01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:39,000
Hm.

1430
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:40,583
Pa, znaš, samo...

1431
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,458
Znate, cijela stvar je bila samo

1432
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:47,083
zaista ogroman udarac u stomak, iskreno.

1433
01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:50,916
-[Jack zijeva]
-[Dina] Uh...

1434
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,750
Istina je da jednostavno ne mogu da prebolim
nasumičnost toga, znaš?

1435
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:00,791
Kao, zašto ona?

1436
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,625
Da, zašto?

1437
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,750
Znaš, ja ne...

1438
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:07,208
(prekid glasa) Ja inače ne...

1439
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:11,375
razgovaraj sa ljudima o ovome
jer je to zaista čudno, ali...

1440
01:06:11,458 --> 01:06:12,333
Mm-hmm?

1441
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,041
[Dina] Znaš,
Zaista sam shrvan time.

1442
01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,375
Ne mislim da sam prebolio to, i ja...

1443
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:27,500
Istina je, mislim da neću ikada
stvarno preboljeti, znaš?

1444
01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:28,875
[hrkanje]

1445
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,666
Jel' me ti to jebeno zezaš?

1446
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,375
["Koncert za klavir br. 20"
Mozart svira]

1447
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,166
Izvini. Jednu sekundu.

1448
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:49,166
-Zašto si budan?
-Zašto sam budan? Zašto ne bih bio budan?

1449
01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:53,916
[Sidney] Ah.

1450
01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:55,916
Shots!

1451
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,791
-[Sidney] Udarci?
- Pucnje, pucnje, pucnje, pucnje!

1452
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,833
-Ona govori pucnje.
-Puci! Shots! Shots!

1453
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,125
Daj ovoj dami priliku.

1454
01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:04,291
U redu.

1455
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,916
-Maddie Richards.
-Šta?

1456
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,583
Maddie Richards nikada nije imala nikakvih pritužbi
o meni u spavaćoj sobi.

1457
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:12,625
Uvek je govorila da jesam
solidnih 7,5 od 10.

1458
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:15,500
I većinu vremena,
Nisam čak ni imala punu erekciju,

1459
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,208
pa zamisli šta dobijaš.

1460
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,125
Ja sam tako sretan, zar ne?

1461
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,250
bravo. bravo.

1462
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,666
Da, pa, ti imaš sreće, i...

1463
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,791
trebalo bi da se osećate srećnim.

1464
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
[Bryan] Hajde, hajde, hajde.

1465
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,375
Samo idi i pozdravi se za ime Boga.

1466
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,458
Bryan, odjebi.

1467
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:55,375
Jack.

1468
01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,916
Jack. Jack.

1469
01:07:58,458 --> 01:07:59,291
Hm?

1470
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:01,833
Jack!

1471
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,791
[grogily] Wassup?

1472
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,166
Dakle, Chaz me zamolio da se udam za njega.

1473
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,083
Rekao sam, Chaz me zamolio da se udam za njega.

1474
01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,083
[promuklo] Oh, čestitam.

1475
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,041
[Jack naglo udahne]

1476
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,125
[Jack] Oh, jebi ga.

1477
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,625
[teško uzdahne]

1478
01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:48,083
Uh... šta želiš?

1479
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:50,875
Čovječe.

1480
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,625
Nemoj da uništiš venčanje moje sestre, u redu?

1481
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:55,000
Nije u redu.

1482
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,500
Ne uništavam ništa.

1483
01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:59,583
[Jack stenje]

1484
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,125
Spašavam je.

1485
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,791
[domaćin vjenčanja] <i>Signore e signori,</i>
dame i gospodo...

1486
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,208
Ne, Marc.

1487
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:12,083
[voditelj] Sada ćemo imati prvi ples
sa Hayley i Robertom.

1488
01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:13,833
[gosti aplaudiraju]

1489
01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:14,875
[stenje]

1490
01:09:14,958 --> 01:09:17,958
[Op. 75 iz <i>Romantic Pieces</i>
igrao Dvořák]

1491
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:35,666
Jack.

1492
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:37,750
Jack.

1493
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,333
-Hajde.
-Hej, Brajane.

1494
01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,041
Ustani, Jack.

1495
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:45,916
[Bryan se napreže]

1496
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,583
Oh, moj Bože.

1497
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,458
Jack, hajde.

1498
01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,375
[Bryan grca]

1499
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,166
[Bryan uzdiše]

1500
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:56,791
Jack.

1501
01:09:58,375 --> 01:09:59,333
Jack.

1502
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,083
Jack!

1503
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,166
Au! sta radis

1504
01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,375
Pokušavam ti pomoći.

1505
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,125
Udario me u lice?

1506
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
U redu. Onda idi na spavanje. Ja samo--

1507
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:11,625
Ne, vidi, žao mi je, žao mi je, žao mi je.

1508
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,000
Znam da pokušavaš pomoći.

1509
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,666
Stvarno sam pod stresom.

1510
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,666
Hayley je u velikom haosu.

1511
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,541
Vidi, uvijek dobiješ Hayley
izvuci neki nered.

1512
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,166
Pa, da, ona mi je sestra. Potreban sam joj.

1513
01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:27,375
[uzdiše] Takođe, mislim da me Dina mrzi.

1514
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,750
Zašto?

1515
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,166
Zaspao sam dok mi je govorila
o smrti njene majke.

1516
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,583
Oh, čoveče.

1517
01:10:36,416 --> 01:10:38,166
-Da.
-Da.

1518
01:10:38,250 --> 01:10:39,583
-[muzika prestaje]
-[gosti aplaudiraju]

1519
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,833
Ja sam takav seronja.

1520
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,583
Ne, ti nisi seronja, Jack.

1521
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,375
-Jesam.
-Nisi.

1522
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
Mislim da bi mogao biti
najbolja osoba koju poznajem.

1523
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,416
Ali ne možete nastaviti da stavljate
svi ostali prvi.

1524
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,708
Brinem se za tebe, čoveče.

1525
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:54,958
[smeje se]

1526
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,791
Da.

1527
01:10:59,041 --> 01:11:00,166
[izdiše]

1528
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,666
Volim te, čoveče.

1529
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,916
-Da, u redu.
-Ne, mislim-- Ne, ne.

1530
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:08,375
[nesuvislo mrmlja]

1531
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:11,416
Ja te ispravno volim.

1532
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,000
Više od prijatelja, znaš?

1533
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,583
Da... U redu--

1534
01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:19,666
[glasno hrkanje]

1535
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:22,375
[pljuvanje]

1536
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:26,250
Hej! [smeje se]

1537
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,291
Već si rekao Robertu?

1538
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:30,291
-Nisam. Odjebi.
-Daću ti dok ne izađe torta.

1539
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:31,666
[šmrkati]

1540
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,833
[Jack uzdiše]

1541
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:36,541
[Hayley se ruga]

1542
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:38,041
[izdiše]

1543
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,166
Oh, moj Bože.

1544
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:41,833
Jack, pođi sa mnom.

1545
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,708
-Hajde.
-Oh, hajde. Preumoran sam.

1546
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:44,875
Podigni se. Hajde.

1547
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,500
[Hayley] Uzeo si kapi za spavanje,
zar ne?

1548
01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:48,666
-[Jack] Hmm?
-Jack!

1549
01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,333
-[Jack promrmlja]
-[Hayley se nervozno smije]

1550
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,791
Totalno ti je kraj.

1551
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,000
-Molim te probudi se.
-Tako sam budan.

1552
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,916
-Hoda!
-Ja hodam.

1553
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,791
-Iskreno.
-Ja hodam.

1554
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:03,750
-[Jack] Gde me vodiš?
-Samo negde privatno.

1555
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,166
[Jack] Ovo je tako privatno.

1556
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:08,291
[Jack uzdiše]

1557
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,000
Jack, molim te.

1558
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:12,666
-Ow! Zašto me svi udaraju?
-Trebaš mi.

1559
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
Zašto?

1560
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:16,541
Mislim, vidi, da li je ovo stvarno
tako velika stvar?

1561
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,541
Kao, zar ne možemo jednostavno da se opustimo i odemo na spavanje?

1562
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:20,583
Marc će reći Robertu...

1563
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,000
da sam imala seks sa njim.

1564
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,250
Ali, kao, od kada si bio mlađi?

1565
01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:28,000
[naglo udahne]

1566
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,541
-Koliko nedavno?
-Pre nekoliko nedelja.

1567
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,583
Oh, Isuse.

1568
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,333
A Roberto će me ostaviti!
I zaslužujem to!

1569
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,583
Jer ja sve zajebem!

1570
01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:41,458
-Ne, nećeš.
-Da, znam! Da!

1571
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,708
Ja sam kolosalni gubitnik!

1572
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,958
Ti nisi gubitnik.

1573
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:48,458
U redu?

1574
01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,666
Ti si moja sestra.

1575
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,125
A ti si najsmješniji, najbriljantniji,
najbrižnija osoba na svetu.

1576
01:12:56,208 --> 01:13:00,583
A ako se ispostavi da Roberto ne može
oprostite na zaista glupoj grešci--

1577
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:03,125
-Oh, Jack!
-Ali-- Ne, slušaj, slušaj, slušaj.

1578
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,625
Ako ne može...
Vidi, ako ne moze da ti oprosti...

1579
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,750
I dalje ću biti ovdje.

1580
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,000
Uvek ću biti tu.

1581
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,625
Zajedno možemo biti gubitnici.

1582
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,000
[smijeh]

1583
01:13:21,041 --> 01:13:23,916
["Clair de Lune" od Debussyja svira]

1584
01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:29,250
[Jack] Hej.

1585
01:13:29,708 --> 01:13:30,666
[Hayley uzdahne]

1586
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,166
Mislim da ti i ja imamo isti problem.

1587
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,833
Da li smo?

1588
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,875
[Jack] Mm-hmm.

1589
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,250
Samo se bojimo dozvoliti
prava veza se desi jer...

1590
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,000
znamo koliko je to lako
da izgubimo one koje volimo.

1591
01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,250
-Jack. Jack!
-Budan sam.

1592
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,416
-Budan sam, budan sam, budan sam.
-Molim te.

1593
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,458
-Molim te.
-Tako sam ovde.

1594
01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:08,541
kafu?

1595
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,083
-Da.
-U redu.

1596
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:15,791
[Sidney] Dakle, vratio sam se za svoj sto
pronaći...

1597
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:17,875
[Sidney se smije]

1598
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,708
Razbili su mi laptop.

1599
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,750
Jim i Jeff?

1600
01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,750
Stari laptop. To nije moj glavni laptop.

1601
01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:27,166
Jim i Jeff zvuče kao seronje.

1602
01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:29,625
Stari laptop.

1603
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,416
-O, moj Bože, moram ti nešto reći.
-Mm-hmm?

1604
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,625
-Nisu ti prijatelji. Živjeli.
- Živeli.

1605
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,916
-Ti to piješ?
- Pijem ovo.

1606
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,125
Oh, Bože, treba mi hleb.

1607
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:02,375
[Rebecca] Zdravo!

1608
01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:05,541
Vizija u mornarici. [smeje se]

1609
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,875
[lounge muzika svira u pozadini]

1610
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:08,791
[pročišćava grlo]

1611
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,041
-Rebecca?
-Da?

1612
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:11,750
Zašto ti se sviđam?

1613
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,291
ja...

1614
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:17,250
Mislim, potpuno sam opsjednut sobom,
neurotični nered.

1615
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:21,041
Da. Da. Ali ja sam... ja sam...

1616
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:24,583
Pretpostavljam da mi stvarno ne smeta
te stvari o tebi.

1617
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:27,416
Ali zar ne mislite da sam ja pomalo idiot?

1618
01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:29,458
Oh, da.

1619
01:15:29,541 --> 01:15:30,375
Da.

1620
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,333
Mislim, ti si veliki idiot. Da.

1621
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,625
-Da.
-Pa, da.

1622
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:38,666
Ali pretpostavljam da postoji jedna ili dvije osobe

1623
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,458
ko bi rekao da jesam
pomalo veliki idiot.

1624
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,958
I tako si
veliki idiot je neka vrsta

1625
01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:50,625
šta mi se zapravo najviše sviđa kod tebe.

1626
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:56,458
Pretpostavljam da je ono što govorim
da mi se sviđaš samo zato što si ti.

1627
01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,291
[smeje se]

1628
01:15:58,708 --> 01:15:59,583
Oh, vau.

1629
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:01,750
to je...

1630
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:03,166
to je...

1631
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:07,000
Mislim da niko nikada nije
svidjelo mi se što sam bio ja prije.

1632
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,500
Obično me vole
za koga se pretvaram da jesam.

1633
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,083
Kao, povremeno.

1634
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,500
pa...

1635
01:16:16,166 --> 01:16:18,125
sa mnom se ne moraš pretvarati.

1636
01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:38,041
Oh.

1637
01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:43,500
hm...

1638
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
Hvala.

1639
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,333
Ne, hvala.

1640
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:50,041
-Izvini, to je bilo-- nisam znao ovo--
-Ne.

1641
01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,750
-Ne, ja ne...
-Ja samo, ja--

1642
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,125
Ja... definitivno nisam.

1643
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,375
Jer je, uh...

1644
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,833
Ja sam-- da li bi vam smetalo ako--

1645
01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,541
-Da uradimo još samo jedan?
-To bi bilo dobro.

1646
01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:00,833
-Da? [smijeh]
-Da.

1647
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:14,500
Ona je tvoja.

1648
01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:16,500
[naglo izdahne]

1649
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,375
-Marc!
-Šta hoćeš?

1650
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:24,166
- Samo želim da razgovaram sa tobom.
-Pa, nema o čemu da se priča.

1651
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,208
Marc, molim te, molim te, molim te, molim te.

1652
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:28,375
Samo... Samo... Samo slušaj.

1653
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,833
Znam šta osećaš prema Hayley.

1654
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,958
Ali možda neke stvari
jednostavno nije suđeno.

1655
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,375
-Ne ovo.
-Samo...

1656
01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,833
Ono što ja znam je da je Hayley
zaslužuje da bude sretan.

1657
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:41,750
Da.

1658
01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:46,041
Ali ona je zadovoljna Robertom.

1659
01:17:48,125 --> 01:17:49,166
[uzdah] Ako ti...

1660
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:54,541
Ako ti je zaista stalo do nje,
molim te pusti je.

1661
01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:04,458
[uzdahne]

1662
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,541
U redu. U redu.

1663
01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:14,583
[svira kamerna muzika]

1664
01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:20,208
[stenje]

1665
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:24,458
[koraci se približavaju]

1666
01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:26,291
Jack.

1667
01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,333
Jack.

1668
01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:28,250
Sidney...

1669
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,416
- Trenutno nisam baš najbolje.
- Vidiš, Jack, dobar si sa damama,

1670
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,666
i pitao sam se
ako ste imali neka uputstva.

1671
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:41,458
Vjerujte mi, nisam najbolja osoba
pitati za savjet o bilo čemu.

1672
01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,125
-Da, jesi, Jack.
-Ne sada.

1673
01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:46,250
Sada znam da nisam tako seksi kao...

1674
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:47,958
Brad Pitt.

1675
01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:55,833
Ali sad počinjem da brinem
da bih mogao biti...

1676
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,041
Verovatno preterujem, ali...

1677
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,666
Pa, jesam li dosadan?

1678
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:03,791
[hrkanje]

1679
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:04,708
Jack?

1680
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,083
Jack?

1681
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,208
[hrkanje]

1682
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,208
-Sidney? Sidni, Sidni.
-Da? Izvini, Jack.

1683
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,750
Hajde.

1684
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,416
Pogledaj.

1685
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,208
-Pokušaj da slušaš više--
-Da. Jer si dobar u tome.

1686
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:32,333
-Ne.
-Ti si--

1687
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:33,375
Da.

1688
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,333
-Pokušaj da--
- Pustite ljude da kažu svoje.

1689
01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:37,583
-Sidney--
-Ti stvaraš vibraciju.

1690
01:19:37,666 --> 01:19:38,916
Vi stvarate atmosferu.

1691
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:44,958
Samo više slušajte ljude.

1692
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,458
I znam da su ti prijatelji,
u redu, ali...

1693
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,708
prestani da pričaš o Džimu i Džefu.

1694
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:51,750
[smeje se]

1695
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,708
Ne poznajem ih tako dobro.

1696
01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,083
Zašto onda pričaš o njima?

1697
01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:03,791
Pretpostavljam da se pravim
zvuči popularnije.

1698
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:05,708
Ne radi.

1699
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,625
br.

1700
01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,500
-Ne?
-[šapuće] Ne.

1701
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:16,000
- Definitivno ne?
-To je--

1702
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,583
Prestani da pričaš o Džimu i Džefu.

1703
01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:19,041
I za boga miloga...

1704
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,000
slušaj.

1705
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:23,166
Sretno.

1706
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,541
-Naprijed.
-Da.

1707
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,875
<i>Signore e signori,</i>
dame i gospodo,

1708
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:49,041
sada ćemo imati govor
od deveruše, Brajana.

1709
01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:50,250
[gosti aplaudiraju]

1710
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:52,041
-Gde ideš?
-Sranje, to sam ja.

1711
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,166
To si ti. To si ti.

1712
01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,416
Hej! [smijeh]

1713
01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:00,916
[publika navija]

1714
01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:09,250
[zveckanje stakla]

1715
01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:14,791
Zdravo svima.

1716
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,416
uh...

1717
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,125
Izvinjavam se zbog nedostatka italijanskog.

1718
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,166
hm...

1719
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:23,583
[Bryan uzdiše]

1720
01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:26,125
[Bryan izdahne]

1721
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:28,208
[Bryan] Um...

1722
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,000
Ljubav je čudna stvar, zar ne?

1723
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,291
Ponekad je nepredvidivo...

1724
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,541
zbunjujuće.

1725
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,625
Ali mislim...

1726
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,958
najvažnija stvar...

1727
01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:47,708
da li je to osoba sa kojom si...

1728
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,500
voli te zato što jesi.

1729
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,583
[Bryan] Dosta si.

1730
01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:55,458
I voliš ih samo zato što su oni.

1731
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,958
A to je ono što Hayley i Roberto imaju.

1732
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,583
I to je ono što imam sa Rebeccom.

1733
01:22:04,208 --> 01:22:05,041
[ječe]

1734
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:06,291
[na talijanskom] Životinja!

1735
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,125
Tako mi je žao. Bože moj.

1736
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:14,708
Volim te do kraja, Hayles, i...

1737
01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:18,416
Tako mi je drago da si sretna.

1738
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,125
I nadam se da će trajati zauvijek.

1739
01:22:22,208 --> 01:22:24,041
[tiho se smije]

1740
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:25,916
Hayley i Roberto.

1741
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,875
[svi] Hayley i Roberto!

1742
01:22:28,958 --> 01:22:30,291
[gosti aplaudiraju]

1743
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,208
[Bryan] Hvala.

1744
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,625
[muca] Je li to bilo u redu?

1745
01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:44,583
Mm.

1746
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,958
Mislio sam da je briljantno.
Bio si veoma dobar.

1747
01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,916
-Um, samo ću uzeti još jedno piće.
-Da, da.

1748
01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:55,916
[uzdahne]

1749
01:22:59,416 --> 01:23:01,416
[svira romantična gudačka muzika]

1750
01:23:02,416 --> 01:23:03,833
[nečujno]

1751
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:20,791
Hejli i ja...

1752
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,041
[publika se stiša]

1753
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,541
Hejli i...

1754
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:32,875
Hayley...

1755
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,500
Hayley... uh...

1756
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,541
Hej... Hejli...

1757
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:56,958
Hayley...

1758
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,583
i...

1759
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,083
Roberto...

1760
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,000
nadam se da ćeš...

1761
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,583
oboje budu veoma srećni zajedno.

1762
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,541
[gosti aplaudiraju]

1763
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,791
Hvala.

1764
01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:27,708
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

1765
01:24:27,791 --> 01:24:28,666
Chin-chin.

1766
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,333
Ja ću... Odmah se vraćam, ok?

1767
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:38,166
samo--

1768
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,041
-Idem da razgovaram s njim.
-Dobro, ok.

1769
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,875
-Izvoli.
-Oh, hvala.

1770
01:24:46,458 --> 01:24:47,375
[Bryan mrmlja]

1771
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:51,208
Marc.

1772
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,333
["Clair de Lune" od Debussyja svira]

1773
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,125
U redu?

1774
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:27,791
Hej.

1775
01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:28,750
hm...

1776
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:29,833
Razmišljao sam.

1777
01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,333
mi...

1778
01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:34,541
Možda ne bismo trebali da se venčamo.

1779
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,291
Jer, mislim...

1780
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,458
ti očigledno nisi zaljubljen u mene, i...

1781
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,000
to ne bi upalilo, zar ne?

1782
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:48,708
Da li bi?

1783
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,375
Neko će negde biti
tako sam sretan što te imam.

1784
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,750
[prekid glasa] Da.

1785
01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:00,125
Pogotovo sa tim fantastičnim genitalijama.

1786
01:26:00,625 --> 01:26:01,458
Ah...

1787
01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:02,875
Znao sam.

1788
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:06,708
To je-- Ali to je lijepo od tebe
da to potvrdim jer...

1789
01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:09,583
[šmrkće] ...bilo je
igra mi na umu.

1790
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:11,833
Dakle, da.

1791
01:26:13,750 --> 01:26:14,750
[uzdahne]

1792
01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:29,208
[uzdahne]

1793
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,000
Ne, evo tvoje lubenice
imaju previše semena.

1794
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,458
Tu grešiš.

1795
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:34,458
Grešiš.

1796
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,250
Ok, u Americi ne radimo seme.

1797
01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,083
Znate, mi ih samo pravimo
bez semenki.

1798
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,166
ne znam ni kako...

1799
01:26:41,833 --> 01:26:42,750
[Sidney uzdiše]

1800
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:46,500
-Zdravo.
-Zdravo.

1801
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250
-Zovem se Cristina.
-Cristina?

1802
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:51,333
-Cristina, da.
-Zovem se Sidney.

1803
01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:53,041
-Oh, Sidney.
-Zdravo.

1804
01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:56,666
-Ah, pa šta radiš, Sidni?
- Ja sam u auto osiguranju.

1805
01:26:56,750 --> 01:26:57,666
Oh.

1806
01:26:58,416 --> 01:26:59,916
Nije tako suvo kao što zvuči.

1807
01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,000
Radim sa nekoliko, um...

1808
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,541
Pričaj mi o sebi.
sta radis

1809
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:08,458
-Sebe?
-Šta radiš? Da.

1810
01:27:08,541 --> 01:27:09,416
[obojica se smiju]

1811
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,291
-Radim u pošti.
-U pošti?

1812
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:14,583
-Da, u Rimu.
- Šališ se sa mnom. Vau. U Rimu?

1813
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:17,041
-I imam jednog prijatelja.
-Veoma egzotično. Hajde.

1814
01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:19,458
-Ona radi sa mnom. Julia.
-Julia?

1815
01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,625
-Julia.
-Nastavi da pričaš.

1816
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,166
-Da, ona je veoma luda žena.
-Luda dama.

1817
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,125
-Smiješno.
-Da, fantastično.

1818
01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:27,125
-Da.
- Zvuči neverovatno. [smeje se]

1819
01:27:28,541 --> 01:27:29,375
Oh.

1820
01:27:30,041 --> 01:27:32,208
-Sviđa mi se tvoj kilt.
-Ooh, oprezno!

1821
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,750
Prvo mi kupi večeru. [smeje se]

1822
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,916
[Cristina] Jeste li ovdje sami?

1823
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,958
Ovde sam sam, da.

1824
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:41,625
Jeste li ovdje sami?

1825
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,500
Da, sam sam.

1826
01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:44,916
Oh.

1827
01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:47,791
[svira romantična orkestralna muzika]

1828
01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,625
Koliko je sati?

1829
01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:02,458
Hm, ne znam. Ne znam.

1830
01:28:02,541 --> 01:28:04,166
(smeh) Ne znam, ne.

1831
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,750
Ne znam.

1832
01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,833
-[Rebecca] Šta, ti živiš u kutiji?
-[Bryan] Da.

1833
01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:11,791
Jer je, kao, bez sjemenki,
vrsta stvari.

1834
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,041
Sranje.

1835
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,833
Oh, Bože, moram da idem.

1836
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,166
<i>Cao.</i> U redu.

1837
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,875
[nerazgovjetno brbljanje]

1838
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:21,791
[Dina] Hejli!

1839
01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:23,333
-Zdravo. Izvini.
-Hej, Dina.

1840
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,958
[Dina] Izgledaš tako lijepo.
Tako sam sretna zbog tebe.

1841
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,875
Zvaću te jer moram da idem
na neku radnu stvar.

1842
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:30,250
-[Hayley] Upravo sada?
-Da, izvini.

1843
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:32,708
[Hayley] Volim te, dušo. ćao! ćao!

1844
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,458
Dina?

1845
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,666
Oh, vidi ko se probudio.

1846
01:28:45,583 --> 01:28:46,958
Uh, zdravo.

1847
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:50,791
Da, tako mi je žao
o onome što se ranije dogodilo. ja...

1848
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,416
Večeras baš i nije ispalo
kao što sam planirao.

1849
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,625
[smeje se] Da? pa...

1850
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,708
šta u životu zaista ispadne kako je planirano?

1851
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,250
Da, pretpostavljam. [smeje se]

1852
01:29:01,791 --> 01:29:02,791
-[mobitel zuji]
-Um...

1853
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,083
[smeje se]

1854
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,000
-Sranje.
-Znači ideš?

1855
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166
Oh, yeah, I have to.

1856
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,791
Imao sam otprilike 16 propuštenih poziva s posla,
i jednostavno sam bio previše pijan da bih to primetio.

1857
01:29:11,416 --> 01:29:12,416
[uzdahne]

1858
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,291
ja, uh...

1859
01:29:14,375 --> 01:29:15,333
ha?

1860
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:16,833
[stammers] I was, um...

1861
01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:18,166
Hteo sam da te poljubim...

1862
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:20,166
that night.

1863
01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:21,458
ja...

1864
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,083
Jednostavno sam osjetio da postoji nešto
special between us.

1865
01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:28,125
I, um, znam da ovo izgleda ludo

1866
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:31,500
jer smo se samo poznavali
par dana, ali ja...

1867
01:29:33,208 --> 01:29:36,041
Nikad nisam osetio vezu
like that before.

1868
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,125
Or since.

1869
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,750
I imao sam osjećaj da se i ti osjećaš isto.

1870
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,083
So I just want to--

1871
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:51,000
Samo moram da znam, uh...

1872
01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,041
da sam to zamišljao.

1873
01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,666
Nisi to zamišljao.

1874
01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,875
Valjda smo samo propustili trenutak.

1875
01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,666
-Bože.
-Tako je.

1876
01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,083
U redu. uh...

1877
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,833
ja...

1878
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,458
Da.

1879
01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:22,666
[romantična muzika odjekuje iznutra]

1880
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,166
U redu.

1881
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,000
Da. Hvala.

1882
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:53,916
<i>Grazie.</i>

1883
01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:55,875
Hej.

1884
01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:56,833
Hej.

1885
01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:59,666
Oh, dakle ti i Rebecca, a?

1886
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:00,791
Mislim, ja ne...

1887
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:03,791
Ja samo... Ne znam.
Ne znam kako se to dogodilo.

1888
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:07,541
Gdje je Amerikanac?

1889
01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:08,750
Ah, otišla je.

1890
01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:11,791
Žao mi je, čoveče.

1891
01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:15,500
Neke stvari jednostavno nisu namijenjene.

1892
01:31:15,583 --> 01:31:16,416
Istina.

1893
01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:18,125
Kao ja i gluma.

1894
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:20,666
-Stvarno?
-Da.

1895
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,083
Shvatio sam da ne moram da glumim.
Dobro sam što sam ja.

1896
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:28,625
To je to. samo...

1897
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:29,583
To je to.

1898
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:32,208
Gotovo. Nema više.

1899
01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:35,041
Moraš se presvući
u nekom trenutku, zar ne?

1900
01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:37,166
-Ne možeš zadržati--
-[Vitelli] Oh, tu si.

1901
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:39,125
-Zdravo.
-Hej.

1902
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,541
Zaista me dirnuo tvoj govor.

1903
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,250
-Stvarno?
-Da, stvarno.

1904
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,583
[Bryan] Hvala vam puno.

1905
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
-Ti si Hayleyin prijatelj glumac?
-Da, jesam.

1906
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,083
Radim svoj novi film.

1907
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,416
Zašto ne uzmeš moju karticu

1908
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:52,916
i nazvati mog asistenta sutra?

1909
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,208
-Da.
- Popićemo kafu.

1910
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,875
-Da, briljantno. hoću.
-U redu.

1911
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,041
-Volim kafu.
-Vidimo se. ćao. Da.

1912
01:31:58,375 --> 01:32:00,041
(smeh) Oh, moj Bože!

1913
01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583
-To je bilo neverovatno. Šta se upravo dogodilo?
-Ne znam.

1914
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,666
Mislio sam da prestaješ sa glumom.

1915
01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
Ne, to je sranje. Ja sam sve o glumi.

1916
01:32:09,583 --> 01:32:10,500
[smeje se]

1917
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:13,333
Barem je jedan od nas imao sreće.

1918
01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:15,666
o cemu pricas?
Svi smo sretni.

1919
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,166
Jesmo li zaista?

1920
01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:23,916
Da li ste ikada razmišljali
o tome koliko su male šanse

1921
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,166
da ćeš se roditi?

1922
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,708
Da se samo jedna stvar u istoriji promenila,

1923
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,750
samo jedan od tvojih miliona predaka

1924
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,583
nisu ukrstili puteve
u tačnom trenutku kada su to uradili,

1925
01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,666
onda ne bi postojao.

1926
01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:41,291
Nikada ne bi živeo ni jedan dan.

1927
01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,625
-Jesi li to upravo izmislio?
-Ne.

1928
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:47,625
To je citat iz jednog od Vitellijevih filmova.
Ali to je istina, zar ne?

1929
01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:48,541
Da.

1930
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,375
Mislim, prilično je strašno,

1931
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,666
ali ako smo iskreni prema sebi,

1932
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,416
onda se sve svodi na slučajnost.

1933
01:32:56,041 --> 01:33:00,000
I pretpostavljam da je život u grabi
one šanse kada se pojave.

1934
01:33:00,083 --> 01:33:03,083
[svira romantična gudačka muzika]

1935
01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,250
[romantična muzika buja]

1936
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,416
Mogu li te odmah nazvati?

1937
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,333
Hvala.

1938
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:58,083
[muzika se gasi]

1939
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:04,083
[Dina se smije]

1940
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,416
Zdravo.

1941
01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,250
Zdravo.

1942
01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:15,250
Samo ideš na trčanje? [smeje se]

1943
01:34:15,333 --> 01:34:17,333
[svira romantična muzika]

1944
01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:23,291
-Dina?
-[muzika prestaje]

1945
01:34:24,416 --> 01:34:25,583
-Zdravo.
-O, moj Bože!

1946
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,541
-Da li te poznajem?
-Sjećaš li se da smo se upoznali u tom...

1947
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,625
Odjebi.

1948
01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:32,291
Ozbiljno, odjebi.

1949
01:34:36,375 --> 01:34:37,250
Da.

1950
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:38,916
U redu.

1951
01:34:39,625 --> 01:34:40,666
-U redu.
-[Dina se smije]

1952
01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:43,583
[nastavak romantične muzike]

1953
01:34:53,083 --> 01:34:55,541
["Na večer u Romi"
Dean Martin svira]

1954
01:34:59,625 --> 01:35:00,750
Hej svima.

1955
01:35:00,875 --> 01:35:03,208
Sačekaj. Ne bi trebao
da sjediš tamo, zar ne?

1956
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,625
Mislim da jesam.

1957
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,416
sta to radis jebote?
Šta je to, dođavola, bilo?

1958
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,375
On je najneverovatniji glumac
ste ikada videli.

1959
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,708
-Ne znam za to.
- Ne, on je. On je briljantan.

1960
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:19,375
-Da.
-Hvala.

1961
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,666
A ti bi bio, uh...

1962
01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:24,791
ti bi bio "amoron"
da ga ne staviš u jedan od tvojih filmova.

1963
01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,708
-Kao, pravi jebeni moron.
-Smiri se.

1964
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,833
Ako je bio više opsjednut tobom,
on bi bio progonitelj.

1965
01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:30,541
-Ja nisam progonitelj.
-On nije progonitelj.

1966
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,583
- Ja sam posmatrač.
-Ali on je pomalo kao ludi fan.

1967
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,458
Očekujte ga pod tušem
kao: "Želim da gledam tvoje filmove."

1968
01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:36,791
-Ne!
-Hvala.

1969
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:40,041
Žao mi je, gospodine. Oh, moj Bože!

1970
01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:42,666
-To je bila nesreća!
-Izvoli! Vau!

1971
01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:45,166
Mislio sam da će biti hladno na vrućem!

1972
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:50,125
Nadam se da nije opekao penis.

1973
01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:56,333
-[Džek grca]
-[Marc viče]

1974
01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,791
-Zdravo.
-Zdravo.

1975
01:36:09,291 --> 01:36:10,166
-Hvala!
-[žena dahće]

1976
01:36:12,333 --> 01:36:13,791
[Bryan se glasno povraća]

1977
01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,458
Ništa ne dolazi. To je samo vazduh.

1978
01:36:15,541 --> 01:36:17,458
Bryan!

1979
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:19,416
Oh. [smeje se]

1980
01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:21,875
Tu je vuk koji liže bebinu guzicu!

1981
01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,083
Ne sviđa mi se to.

1982
01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:26,916
[Bryan viče nepovezano]

1983
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,833
Formirano je--
Osip se formira zbog kilta.

1984
01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:31,750
Ah, evo ga!

1985
01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:33,541
Ti kurac!

1986
01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:35,166
- Onda ga izvadi.
-Izvinite?

1987
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:37,666
Gledajte, svi!
Jack će izvući kurac!

1988
01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:38,791
Skini--

1989
01:36:39,208 --> 01:36:41,583
[Chaz ljutito viče]

1990
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,625
-Šta to radiš?!
-[žena vrišti]

1991
01:36:45,875 --> 01:36:48,625
[Jack viče od bola]

1992
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,541
[na italijanskom] Ovi Britanci su ludi!

1993
01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:55,083
♪ <i>Ali u Rimu radi kao Rimljani ♪</i>

1994
01:36:55,416 --> 01:36:57,208
<i>♪ S tobom ♪</i>

1995
01:36:57,916 --> 01:37:00,500
<i>♪ Jedno veče u Romi ♪</i>

1996
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:03,166
[pjeva na italijanskom]

1997
01:37:04,541 --> 01:37:07,708
♪ <i>Jedne večeri u Romi ♪</i>

1998
01:37:12,750 --> 01:37:14,166
[pjesma završava]

1999
01:37:15,041 --> 01:37:17,041
[sviranje instrumentalne partiture]


