1 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:08,720 Mrs. Peel. 2 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 Mrs. Peel. 3 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:17,020 Are you... Are you all right? 4 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,740 I think so. 5 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:21,820 How about you? 6 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:23,640 I'm a bit shaken, that's all. 7 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:26,560 Oh, and a bruise you'll just have to take my word for. 8 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:27,940 What happened? 9 00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,180 Dog. 10 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:31,940 Oh, yes. 11 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:37,080 Did we hit it? No. My reflexes are in top form. Oh. 12 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,260 Oh, they needed to be two streets across the road, just like that. 13 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,080 Wasn't chasing anything either, was it? 14 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,300 No, I don't think so. 15 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,240 Strange behavior for a dog. 16 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,340 Well? 17 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:51,840 What's the verdict? 18 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:53,720 A good punch will push it into shape. 19 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,620 Oh, the old girl. 20 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:02,380 Well, she'll need some lifting tackle. I'll ring the garage as soon as we get 21 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,380 the camp. 22 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,560 How far's the camp? 23 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,060 Oh, about half a mile, if you don't mind walking. 24 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,920 I need to change my shoes. 25 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,600 Ah. 26 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:23,940 You know, this stretch of road hasn't changed in years. 27 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:32,920 Cross the bridge, through the trees, cross green grassy banks to RAF station 28 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,360 Hamlin. Oh! Oh! 29 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:41,530 I've driven across this road, ooh, a hundred times during the war. Well, 30 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:43,950 you know it so well, it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it. 31 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:58,690 Must confess, it's not the first time I've ended up in the ditch around here. 32 00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:03,490 I remember one Christmas, 15 of us in a four -seater car. 33 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,340 The fire brigade had to cut us loose. 34 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,840 Amazing, really. We had time to win the war. 35 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:14,980 I thought you said the main gate was... Short cut. 36 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,839 Secret back entrance. Very handy after lights out. 37 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:27,380 After lights out, but how could you see in the dark? 38 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,180 There should be a bit of a gap here. 39 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,880 Aha. 40 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,820 Experience and remarkable vision. 41 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,940 Cat -sized teeth, that's what they called me. 42 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,780 Returning from a mission, hunched over the controls, eyes rimmed with fatigue, 43 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,360 the men groaning in the back. 44 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,780 Where'd you been, the Ruhr? 45 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,320 No, the local pub. 46 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,480 There's a gap in the wire, a place you can slip through. 47 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:08,950 One, two, three, four, five, six. 48 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:13,410 Do you know the back way into every camp in Britain? 49 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,830 There's one in Scotland I must have missed out on. 50 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:26,670 I know the camp's closing down and they're giving a party, but why are we 51 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:29,870 invited? I told you I spent a lot of time here during the war. 52 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:34,300 It was an agent's launching pad. You get a posting and... You personally? 53 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:38,320 Sometimes. A couple of nights later, you'd be on a plane, bound for wherever 54 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,300 was. Ah, there she is. 55 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:42,840 Looks a bit bleak. 56 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,640 You should see it in the cold light of a hangover. 57 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:48,840 RAF camp, 472 Hamelin. 58 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:51,200 As from tomorrow, it won't exist. 59 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,780 You know, there used to be thousands of men here, and now there are about 30. 60 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:57,140 And tomorrow, none. 61 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,320 The end of an era. 62 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,600 Thick Friat Crystallum. 63 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:03,100 Let's have a cookie crumble. 64 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,320 The Latin cookie. 65 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:06,460 What's going to happen to the survivors? 66 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:10,940 They'll be scattered all over the globe. Aden, Singapore, Germany, wherever 67 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,000 there's a British air base. 68 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,020 Look right, look left, look right again, and then... 69 00:06:50,679 --> 00:06:53,260 Ah, the jolly old officer's mess. 70 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,460 That really takes me back. 71 00:06:56,460 --> 00:07:00,460 I remember once after a rugger match with the Navy, we had a beer drinking 72 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:04,040 contest. The two finalists were Pee Wee Hunt and Bussy Carr. 73 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:10,340 Now, Pee Wee Hunt... I'll tell you the rest of the story later. 74 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:15,620 Ah. 75 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,980 Don't waste any time, these boys. Probably been at it since breakfast. 76 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:21,880 Good to see them all again. 77 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,640 Bumperdoo. 78 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:28,660 Our host isn't here to receive us. Do have a drink, Mrs. Peel, Mr. Steve. So 79 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:30,220 glad you would come to our little shindig. 80 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,980 Shade too much grenadine. 81 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,080 Your recipe, I suppose. 82 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,640 Naturally, wherever I linger, I leave my mark. 83 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,240 Well, we have all the ingredients for a party. Where are all the people? 84 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,700 You're sure you've got the right day, Steve? 85 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,240 Oh, it looks like a party. 86 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:49,760 President and members of the mess request the pleasure, etc., etc., 87 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,540 a .m. Well, they can't have been gone long or gone far. 88 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,640 I know where they are. 89 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,720 There's an old training plane out there to Wingjob. 90 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,180 They take it up and do the dance. 91 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:06,560 Last time it ended up with the police from three counties after him. You must 92 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,560 see this. 93 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:25,350 I don't hear a plane. 94 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:27,710 Takes a bit of coaxing to get it started. 95 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:29,410 So will you when you're that age. 96 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:41,830 Mrs. Peel. 97 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,410 Well, I never, a Sergeant Henderson special. 98 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,750 He made a cake when the old CO retired. 99 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,830 It was the biggest cake you ever saw. 100 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:03,230 And there was a rather shapely waft girl inside it. 101 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,810 They iced it down, wheeled it in, and everybody sang that he's a jolly good 102 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:08,810 fellow. 103 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:10,850 But nothing happened. 104 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:14,430 The lid didn't spring up and the girl didn't jump out. 105 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:15,950 Have you made it for time? 106 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,010 No. 107 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:19,830 What happened to her? 108 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:26,660 Apparently, when they iced the lid down, they cut off the poor girl's air 109 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:27,660 supply. 110 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,740 Only Jack got her out in time. 111 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,740 Lots of memos about it. It all got very ugly. 112 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:03,350 Yeah. 113 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,950 No milk today, thank you. 114 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:41,330 Our host, Squadron Leader Rizdale. One pint, one straw yog daily, except 115 00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:42,330 Thursdays. 116 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:44,810 Block A, Shelley 7. 117 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Jeffrey, where are you? 118 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,140 Jeffrey O 'Bean? 119 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,510 old bean. 120 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:40,990 Ah, here he is. 121 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:43,810 Geoffrey Risdale. 122 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,210 How do you do? 123 00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:47,730 He needs a bit of a dust. 124 00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,150 Do you suppose he hopped a plane when he heard you were coming? 125 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,409 Eh? 126 00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:53,410 Singapore. 127 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:57,310 So that's where the old blight has been posted to. 128 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:03,710 I suppose all the lines go through to the camp switchboard. 129 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,310 Come and have a look at this. 130 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:12,040 My wedding present to Geoffrey. Oh? 131 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,360 My Batman got this for me. 132 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,140 A fine fellow, name of Pratt. He didn't drink, he didn't smoke. 133 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,700 Had eight kids. 134 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,280 What shattered this glass? 135 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,260 Caruso. He's dead. 136 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,980 So's Pratt, poor fellow. 137 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,180 And I'm beginning to wonder about Geoffrey. 138 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,640 The control tower. 139 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,520 Birds -eye view of the camp from there 140 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:46,180 If 141 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:53,500 there's 142 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,420 anyone around we should see them from up here 143 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,550 around here. Well, one thing's for certain. They can't have flown away. 144 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:57,310 There's nobody... There's nobody up here. 145 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:02,990 Not a soul. 146 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,530 One dead rabbit. 147 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:07,950 Not dead. 148 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:08,990 Look. 149 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,940 Unconscious. Why? 150 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,280 What did it? 151 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,740 Rabbit punch. 152 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,380 10 ,000 bottles of milk? 153 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:04,200 30 highly trained technical men just up and dance away from, uh... 154 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,060 He was here, the milkman. 155 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,500 And he was dead. 156 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,780 First a murder, then a body snatch. 157 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,820 Makes a change from unconscious rabbits. 158 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,220 Meet you under the clock. 159 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,580 I'm not doing any harm, sir, honest. I'm not doing any harm. 160 00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:57,860 Who are you? 161 00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,100 Hickey, sir. 162 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,780 Benedict Napoleon Hickey. What are you doing here? 163 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,260 Nothing. No harm, that is. I'm just looking. 164 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,060 There's no harm in looking, sir. Looking for what? 165 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,520 Rituals, sir. 166 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,240 Sustenance and comforts. 167 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,440 I've been living off dustbins all my working life, sir. 168 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:20,880 From Biggin Hill, Mildenhall, Cardington. 169 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,080 Hamlin here? All air bases. 170 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:28,120 Oh, yes, sir. Serpently. None of that army or navy rubbish for me. I'm loyal, 171 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,300 am. Loyal to the Air Force. 172 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,780 Always have been. 173 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,520 Best dustbins in the business. 174 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,920 Surprising what they'll throw out. 175 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,920 Surprising? Take these boots. 176 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,180 Done 40 operational flights. 177 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,600 I wasn't in them at the time, mind you. Not me. I'm a contra -mentious 178 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,700 subjector. I detest war. 179 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920 Or violence. 180 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,200 Or stamp collectors. 181 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:52,700 Stamp collectors? 182 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,440 Filthy abbot collecting stamps. 183 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,680 All that old saliva. 184 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,300 More disease gets spread that way. 185 00:26:58,540 --> 00:26:59,800 Generations of old saliva. 186 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,600 Foreign saliva, too. 187 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,720 How long have you been here? This camp? 188 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,420 Oh, about eight months. 189 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,500 Pity it's closing down tomorrow. 190 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:14,780 It's good garbage. 191 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:15,980 It's good garbage. 192 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,000 I mean, how long have you been here and looking? 193 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,200 Oh, not long, sir. 194 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,300 I felt a bit dry and I thought I might find a drop in the bottom of a bottle, 195 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,400 but no luck. 196 00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:24,980 Seen anything unusual? 197 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:28,100 Unusual, sir? A young lady, for instance. 198 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,620 Well, if I had, that wouldn't be unusual, would it? I mean, there's 199 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:32,980 unusual about a young lady. 200 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,140 Come on, I'll give you a drink. 201 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:50,530 That's lovely, sir. Lovely. 202 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,070 Ah, Hickey, you were out there for some time. 203 00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:55,790 I've never been inside this building before. Not inside. 204 00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:57,270 I know my place. 205 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,130 Outside amongst the dustbin. Were you on the camp first thing this morning? It's 206 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,130 nice in here. 207 00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:04,950 Oh, mind you, I've heard them enjoying themselves, singing away. Did you hear 208 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:06,950 them singing this morning? Nice and cosy. Hickey! 209 00:28:07,570 --> 00:28:09,070 Did you hear anything in here? 210 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:13,450 They've all gone away, haven't they, sir? Camp's closing down. That's 211 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:14,610 The camp closes tomorrow. 212 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:15,970 It's a shame. 213 00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:17,510 Summer coming and all. 214 00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:21,410 Like people dying just before Christmas. 215 00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:23,230 All seems a shame. 216 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,930 Nothing lasts, does it, sir? 217 00:28:30,470 --> 00:28:32,990 I saw them running up the flag this morning. 218 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,510 For the last time. 219 00:28:36,910 --> 00:28:37,950 What did they do then? 220 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:43,050 I felt funny. Did you see them come back in here? 221 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,850 My ears. I felt funny. 222 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:47,710 Dizzy. 223 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,260 As though I'd had a few drinks. 224 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:52,860 I hadn't had a few drinks, though. 225 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,260 But you felt drunk. 226 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,760 Do you think there'll be another war, sir? 227 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:02,820 I hope so. 228 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,340 God forbid it. 229 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,720 Duzbins are always full during a war. 230 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,160 Hickey, when you felt funny, what time was this? 231 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,040 Unrationing. I enjoyed that. 232 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,380 My name on a little ration book. My name. 233 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,840 I haven't done much reading since. 234 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,200 Was it early this morning or later in the day? Lovely sunrise. 235 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,280 You get over runway number four. Lovely. 236 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,920 Heard the clock start striking and it stopped. 237 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,820 Just like that, the clock stopped striking. 238 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:35,560 That was 11 o 'clock. 239 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,920 Rosie, you come back, eh? That's a good girl. You come back. 240 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,500 Should have seen her this morning. 241 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,100 Took off like a mad thing. 242 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,260 Over the fields as though the devil was chasing her. But you come back, didn't 243 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:05,999 you, Rosie? 244 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,919 Your dog? 245 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,920 Useful stuffed string. 246 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,980 I've got the best collection in the South East. 247 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:11,580 Does Rosie belong to you? 248 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:12,880 Oh, in a manner of speaking. 249 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,520 In my line of business, it pays to make friends with the guards of dogs. 250 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:19,200 Funny dog for a guard to have. Still, she's got sharp ears. 251 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,520 You should hear her bark. 252 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,220 She belongs to a guard. 253 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,119 Which guard? 254 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,120 A fellow on the main gate. 255 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560 Help yourself. 256 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,780 Steve! John! Steve! 257 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,580 Well, it's good to see you. Hey, you stevie boys! 258 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840 Welcome back! 259 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,660 Glad you could meet. 260 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,280 And back on time as usual. 261 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,360 He's always on time when there's a drink to be had. 262 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,520 I hope it's not to drink. Join you in a minute. Let's finish off this legal 263 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,740 match. Right. 264 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:52,660 That's it. 265 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,400 1 -0 -3. You're not going to beat this. 266 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,080 1 -7 -4. 267 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,560 Take it easy, old boy. What are you playing for, you gratuity? 268 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,020 Still one dash and half a splash. 269 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,300 Yes, that's right. I see. I remember after all these years. How's your 270 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,179 Oh, the squadron toast. You can't have forgotten that. Into the fight. Fly 271 00:34:13,179 --> 00:34:14,600 right. Bottoms up. 272 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,820 Liquor down. 273 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,980 By right, bottoms up, liquor down. 274 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,480 Until five. 275 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,239 Ah, the cam maskets. 276 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,600 Bertha and Billy. 277 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,719 I must say, I don't know which is which. Still, I expect they do. 278 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,880 You feeling all right? 279 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,820 I had rather a crack on the head. 280 00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:41,280 Really? How did you do that? 281 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,360 Well, I... Oh, is that a cue for me? 282 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:46,570 I don't think you know, do you, Philip? Please, I tell you, I don't know. 283 00:34:47,150 --> 00:34:48,150 How do you do? 284 00:34:48,310 --> 00:34:49,770 Did I hear you're not feeling too well? 285 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:53,830 Well, I've had a bit of a... I've had a crack on my head. Ah, let's have a look 286 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:54,909 then. Just there. 287 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:59,490 You must pardon my glee, Mr. Steed, but since the real M .O. left here, I've 288 00:34:59,490 --> 00:35:00,490 been in charge of birthdays. 289 00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:04,830 He's having the time of his life playing at being a doctor. 290 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,590 There's nobody here to contradict him. 291 00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:08,530 Well, 292 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:12,070 there is a slight bump there, but there's no abrasion. 293 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:14,500 Made you feel a bit groggy, did it? A little. 294 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,460 Well, there's a chance of male concussion. 295 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:18,360 Might get a bit of giddiness. 296 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,800 Mind a bit hazy. 297 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:21,780 Might even get the odd hallucination. 298 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,019 Oh, dear. 299 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:24,020 How did it happen? 300 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,860 I swerved to avoid a dog and the car ran off the road. 301 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,520 Well, I should stay off that if I will. 302 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,140 A bit more for me then, won't there? 303 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,400 Sorry to hear about Mrs. Peel, by the way. I was looking forward to meeting 304 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,200 What's that about Mrs. Peel? Easy. 305 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,020 What happened to her? 306 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:43,520 You are shaken, aren't you? What did he mean about Mrs. Peel? Oh, merely that 307 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,440 she couldn't make the party, that's all. 308 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,600 She fanned her apologies through about an hour ago. 309 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,760 Excuse me. 310 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:01,620 What's this? 311 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,700 Theo's inspection? 312 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:05,180 Here. 313 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:07,920 Now, look, the doctor. I mean, the dentist. Ah, don't worry about these. 314 00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:11,730 One won't do you any harm. That's not what he says. Well, you look as though 315 00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:12,730 need it, you see. 316 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:16,870 It's a sad day for Hamelin 472, Steve. Spitting up. 317 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:19,030 Do you remember these? 318 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:22,110 Oh. Light the blue paper and retire immediately. 319 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:27,710 Well, you won't get all these chaps under one roof again, you know. They'll 320 00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:28,930 be in different parts of the world. 321 00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:30,130 All scattered. 322 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:32,690 This time tomorrow, I shall be en route to Singapore. 323 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,990 Porky there, on his way to Aden. 324 00:36:36,779 --> 00:36:38,920 Where did you get out this morning, Geoffrey? 325 00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:41,680 Well, about 9 .30, I suppose. What did you do then? 326 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,220 What did I do then? What are you talking about? It could be important, please. 327 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,960 Well, I climbed into a bath, shaved. 328 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:48,220 Used an electric razor? 329 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,740 Yeah. Then what did you do? 330 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,340 Well, I got dressed, left the house, came over here. Had the milkman called? 331 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,560 The milkman? Had he delivered the milk? 332 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:59,740 No, I suppose he had, yes. What time did you get here? 333 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,880 Well, just before you, about 11. 334 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,720 Is Hickey still on the count? Hickey? 335 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,800 Yeah, the fellow who lives off the airfield. It's Gardner. 336 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,750 I haven't seen the corporal. Sir. 337 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:13,390 Have you seen a tramp hanging about the station? 338 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:14,770 Tramp? Sir, no, sir. 339 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:18,450 He'd have to stay pretty well hidden, wouldn't he, sir? Else security would 340 00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:19,450 throw him out on his ear. 341 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:20,990 John, 342 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:24,010 all these questions. Do you mind telling me what it's all about? 343 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:28,250 Oh, it's all right. I just put it down to this bump on the head. 344 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:31,370 Well, I'll see you in a minute. 345 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,090 any better. 346 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:43,310 Oh, yes, I'm fine. A little fresh air would be as bright as rain. 347 00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:45,170 Good idea. 348 00:39:07,419 --> 00:39:10,340 I don't know. He said he was going to pop out for some fresh air. Did he? 349 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,840 Well, get easy. Don't panic. 350 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,060 Who's panicking? 351 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,800 We've still got these two to put back. 352 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,360 Hurry up before I wake up. 353 00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:18,720 Mrs. Peel, nice to see you again. 354 00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:22,740 I've heard of being scared of dentists, but when they have to tie you to the 355 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:23,900 chair, what happened? 356 00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:27,280 I suddenly felt dizzy and I must have passed out. 357 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,740 The next thing I knew I was here, but how I got here? Probably a milk float. 358 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:36,140 They do a regular service, door to door every five minutes. Why a milk float? 359 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,040 It was the most innocent thing they could find. What would you think if you 360 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,440 one? A milkman doing his rounds. 361 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,420 Steve, these ampules. 362 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,680 The 11. 363 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:45,990 C -11. 364 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,990 It's the derivative of the truth drug used in brainwashing. 365 00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:55,550 Suppose someone were to put this entire camp into a coma, a hypnotic state, and 366 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,910 then brought them here and went to work on them. 367 00:43:57,230 --> 00:43:58,230 What's that? 368 00:44:01,630 --> 00:44:05,470 Don't play around with that, Steed. It's nitrous oxide laughing gas. 369 00:44:06,130 --> 00:44:09,610 All right, so that's what happened, wasn't it? 370 00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:11,950 Your watch, twenty past twelve. 371 00:44:12,710 --> 00:44:17,470 They wake up at... 12 o 'clock, and yet all the clocks on the counter say 11 o 372 00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:18,910 'clock. Back where they started. 373 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:23,510 One hour of their lives gone, just like that. 374 00:44:24,550 --> 00:44:27,350 They don't remember a thing. But perhaps they do. 375 00:44:27,650 --> 00:44:28,990 One particular thing. 376 00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:31,910 See, the unit's breaking up, isn't it? 377 00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:33,330 Dispersing all over the globe. 378 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:38,570 Well, if I'm right, and they have been brainwashed, then something could have 379 00:44:38,570 --> 00:44:39,670 been planted into their subconscious. 380 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,370 Something that could be triggered off at a moment's notice. 381 00:44:43,310 --> 00:44:48,250 A potential saboteur in every strategic air base in the world. 382 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,510 It's fun. 383 00:45:17,770 --> 00:45:19,510 Still one piece of the jigsaw missing. 384 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:23,110 Coma, hypnotic state. 385 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,570 Can't be as easy as that. 386 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:34,590 Ultrasonic sound. 387 00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:40,430 Sounds well above the speech frequency range, relayed over the loudspeaker 388 00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:41,430 system. 389 00:45:42,010 --> 00:45:43,970 It's effective in only a limited area. 390 00:45:44,330 --> 00:45:45,330 How limited? 391 00:45:45,670 --> 00:45:47,470 About the size of the average airfield. 392 00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:48,950 That's it, indeed. 393 00:45:49,390 --> 00:45:50,390 It's got to be. 394 00:45:50,630 --> 00:45:52,790 But how could that knock out a lot of people? 395 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:57,830 Well, the electrical activity of the human brain has a fundamental frequency. 396 00:45:58,450 --> 00:46:00,850 Call it a limit of sound vibrations, if you like. 397 00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:03,750 At a point beyond which it'll break down, much like a bridge. 398 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:07,630 You mean white soldiers break step before they march over it. Otherwise it 399 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:10,130 vibrates too much and disintegrates. The bridge? Yeah. 400 00:46:11,030 --> 00:46:13,630 Ultrasonic sounds affect the brain in much the same way. 401 00:46:15,330 --> 00:46:20,030 They've juggled the sounds around and come out with the right frequency. 402 00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:22,230 Hence the earmark. 403 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,370 So they don't knock out their own people. 404 00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,690 Quite a creditable explanation. 405 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:35,790 I could pretend it was years of experiment, my life work, but it wasn't. 406 00:46:35,790 --> 00:46:36,790 an accident. 407 00:46:37,030 --> 00:46:41,090 Found that by raising the speed of the drill, I could induce myself into a 408 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,090 hypnotic state. 409 00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:43,490 I took it from there. 410 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,900 Ultrasonic apparatus, high -speed drill. 411 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,620 Simple, but remarkably effective. 412 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,280 Don't you think? 413 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,900 Quite remarkable, yes. 414 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,340 What's the next step? 415 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:55,580 An auction. 416 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,340 30 preconditioned brains to the highest bidder. 417 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:01,420 Ought to make me a rich man. 418 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:03,840 But first, I have to deal with you. 419 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,640 Ha, ha, ha. 420 00:49:18,770 --> 00:49:19,810 Steve, what is it? 421 00:49:21,450 --> 00:49:22,450 What's so funny? 422 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:25,290 What is it? 423 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,280 I promised you a quiet drive in the country. 424 00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:53,500 One can be quieter than a mouse float. 425 00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:55,760 Especially the way you drive.