1 00:00:03,977 --> 00:00:05,747 All right! 2 00:00:06,192 --> 00:00:08,382 Oh, yeah, there she is. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,309 Look at you looking just like me... 4 00:00:10,334 --> 00:00:12,877 Strong, dark and smokin' hot. 5 00:00:14,391 --> 00:00:16,193 So what do you say, girl? 6 00:00:16,218 --> 00:00:19,247 You ready to bring a little flavor to the neighborhood? 7 00:00:19,981 --> 00:00:22,652 Well, uh, I was just going for a jog, but sure. 8 00:00:24,811 --> 00:00:26,832 I was talking to my smoker, Dave. 9 00:00:26,857 --> 00:00:28,075 Getting ready for the Yardecue 10 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,291 - this weekend. - Oh, yeah. 11 00:00:29,316 --> 00:00:32,012 That's right. Your last Yardecue was the day we moved in. 12 00:00:32,037 --> 00:00:34,465 Can you believe that we've been neighbors for a year? 13 00:00:34,669 --> 00:00:38,009 I know. It feels like so much longer, right? 14 00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:41,594 So, what can I do to help? 15 00:00:43,972 --> 00:00:47,127 Uh, you can start by wearing longer shorts. 16 00:00:48,376 --> 00:00:51,335 The only sausage I want to see around here is on my grill. 17 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,326 Look, 18 00:00:54,351 --> 00:00:57,039 besides, Dave, I'm the big dog around here. 19 00:00:57,064 --> 00:00:59,539 It's my neighborhood, my Yardecue. 20 00:00:59,914 --> 00:01:02,732 Yeah, well, now that I've been here a year, 21 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:04,541 isn't it our neighborhood? 22 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:06,055 Couldn't it be our Yardecue? 23 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,444 Or dare I say, Our-decue? 24 00:01:10,384 --> 00:01:12,790 That's... that's funny, man. 25 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:14,339 No. 26 00:01:15,038 --> 00:01:16,430 Well, hold on. Calvin, come on. 27 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:19,226 I really want to be a part of it. 28 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:20,861 All right, fine. What do you want to do? 29 00:01:20,932 --> 00:01:22,650 Well, you know, I don't mean to brag, 30 00:01:22,675 --> 00:01:24,108 but back home in Kalamazoo, 31 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:27,049 I was kind of known for my barbecue. 32 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:29,656 We called it "Kalama-Q." 33 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,724 Yeah, you're on napkins. 34 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:36,644 Come on. An-Any chump could bring a bag of napkins. 35 00:01:36,669 --> 00:01:38,067 You said it, I didn't. 36 00:01:38,316 --> 00:01:41,687 Well, at least put me in charge of desserts or drinks, 37 00:01:41,712 --> 00:01:43,618 or what about music? 38 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:46,391 Okay. Okay, fine. 39 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:47,896 May-Maybe not music, 40 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:50,358 but putting me on napkin duty feels like... 41 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,877 I don't know... a waste of my talents. 42 00:01:53,158 --> 00:01:55,071 Okay, well, uh, 43 00:01:55,096 --> 00:01:56,383 you want to do plates, too? 44 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,878 All right, plates. 45 00:01:58,025 --> 00:01:59,267 Got my foot in the door. 46 00:02:00,394 --> 00:02:03,092 Great. Now go put your foot in some pants! 47 00:02:10,870 --> 00:02:12,394 - Hey, Ma. - Hi, Mama. 48 00:02:12,419 --> 00:02:14,556 - Hey, boys. How was work? - Oh, it was great! 49 00:02:14,581 --> 00:02:16,061 One of our satellites discovered water... 50 00:02:16,086 --> 00:02:17,811 Not you, Marty. I meant Malcolm. 51 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:21,932 Oh, it was kind of cool, Ma. 52 00:02:21,957 --> 00:02:23,437 I like being a security guard. 53 00:02:23,462 --> 00:02:24,699 Today, I got to handcuff somebody 54 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:26,606 who tried to sneak in without their ID badge. 55 00:02:26,631 --> 00:02:27,638 Ooh. 56 00:02:27,663 --> 00:02:29,842 Hey, man, I told you, I left it in the car! 57 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,542 Well, how was I supposed to know you was telling the truth? 58 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,579 You saw it in the cup holder 59 00:02:36,604 --> 00:02:38,084 when I drove you to work. 60 00:02:40,188 --> 00:02:42,571 You know what? Thank you for getting me the job, little bro, 61 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,864 and, uh, don't forget your badge tomorrow. 62 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:47,900 Yeah, Marty. Be more professional. 63 00:02:47,925 --> 00:02:49,355 What?! 64 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,369 All right. 65 00:02:51,394 --> 00:02:54,327 Well, my smoker's clean, my knives are sharp, 66 00:02:54,352 --> 00:02:55,798 and my playlist is ready. 67 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:57,493 I'm gonna start out with a little Earth, Wind and Fire. 68 00:02:57,518 --> 00:02:58,319 Okay. 69 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,016 And I'm gonna end it with some Jimmy Buffett. 70 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,590 - Jimmy Buffett? - Jimmy Buffett? 71 00:03:02,061 --> 00:03:04,532 It cracks me up to see Dave dance. 72 00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:07,320 - Okay. - Okay. 73 00:03:07,494 --> 00:03:09,429 Okay. Okay. 74 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:10,526 Okay. 75 00:03:10,551 --> 00:03:12,103 - All right. - Aw. Baby, 76 00:03:12,128 --> 00:03:15,457 I'm so proud of you for letting him be a part of the Yardecue. 77 00:03:15,482 --> 00:03:17,672 Whoa. Wait a minute. You're letting Dave help out? 78 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,903 Oh, it's nothing. 79 00:03:18,928 --> 00:03:20,735 I'm just letting him bring napkins and plates. 80 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:24,534 Uh, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 81 00:03:24,559 --> 00:03:26,751 You gave Dave napkins and plates? 82 00:03:26,853 --> 00:03:29,654 I've been stuck on folding chairs for ten years! 83 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,964 And when you get that right, 84 00:03:31,989 --> 00:03:34,293 I'll give you napkins and plates. 85 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:36,288 Uh, wait a minute. 86 00:03:36,313 --> 00:03:38,769 Admit it, Pop. You like Dave. 87 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,978 Yeah. 88 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,072 - What?! What?! - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 89 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,298 Yeah. 90 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:46,538 Don't nobody like no damn Dave. 91 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,481 Baby, you two look pretty happy 92 00:03:49,506 --> 00:03:51,610 in your photo at the top of Splash Mountain. 93 00:03:51,635 --> 00:03:52,941 Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,513 He just got sprayed in the face 95 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,104 by the mechanical rabbit. 96 00:03:56,129 --> 00:03:58,040 It's why I bought the photo. 97 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,434 Okay, uh, what about that farmer's market 98 00:04:01,459 --> 00:04:03,617 - y'all went to last Sunday? - Ah. Oh. 99 00:04:03,642 --> 00:04:06,400 It's a farmer's market. You got to take a white dude. 100 00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:10,673 Baby, there's no shame in admitting that you like him. 101 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:12,511 - Yeah, he's a good guy, Dad. - Yeah. 102 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:13,946 And he's a good neighbor. 103 00:04:14,285 --> 00:04:17,390 Fine. I mean, maybe he a'ight. 104 00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:19,243 He's all right. 105 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:20,889 Oh... 106 00:04:20,914 --> 00:04:22,946 you love him! 107 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,082 You love him! 108 00:04:24,107 --> 00:04:25,650 Want to be together. 109 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:26,855 Oh, that feeling. 110 00:04:35,747 --> 00:04:37,645 - Hey, Tina. - What's up, Gemma? 111 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:39,063 Can I borrow some milk? 112 00:04:39,088 --> 00:04:40,361 Sure. What kind do you want? 113 00:04:40,386 --> 00:04:43,171 We have almond, oat, coconut, macadamia. 114 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:44,942 Oh, so you don't have milk? 115 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,217 I'll just go to the store. 116 00:04:46,432 --> 00:04:49,110 Hang on, hang on! Before you go, 117 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,967 I got you a present. 118 00:04:51,326 --> 00:04:53,863 It's for our one-year anniversary as friends. 119 00:04:53,888 --> 00:04:55,383 Oh, that's so sweet. 120 00:04:55,408 --> 00:04:57,766 I didn't get you anything. I feel bad. 121 00:04:57,791 --> 00:04:59,230 Oh, you don't have to feel bad. 122 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,415 - I... - Let me see what you got! 123 00:05:04,558 --> 00:05:07,568 It's a... It's a, uh... 124 00:05:07,593 --> 00:05:08,923 Peasant blouse! 125 00:05:08,948 --> 00:05:10,872 Exactly! 126 00:05:11,473 --> 00:05:14,016 It's just like the one I have that you complimented me on. 127 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:17,479 Oh, what a good memory you have. 128 00:05:19,248 --> 00:05:20,846 Do you love it? 129 00:05:20,871 --> 00:05:23,500 Well, to be honest... 130 00:05:23,649 --> 00:05:25,216 not really. 131 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,760 No, no, no, but listen. 132 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,444 I really appreciate the thought, honestly. 133 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,108 Oh. I'm sorry. 134 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,701 I just... I figured you would like it. 135 00:05:35,237 --> 00:05:37,172 And maybe we'd be twinsies. 136 00:05:37,719 --> 00:05:39,671 Gemma, you don't have to be sorry. 137 00:05:39,696 --> 00:05:41,473 I mean, we're not gonna always like the gifts 138 00:05:41,498 --> 00:05:42,558 that we give each other. 139 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:45,136 Like those hoop earrings that I gave you that you hate. 140 00:05:47,611 --> 00:05:49,062 I don't hate those earrings. 141 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,674 I love them. 142 00:05:53,593 --> 00:05:55,003 Please. 143 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,063 Well... I do. 144 00:05:58,088 --> 00:05:59,698 So why don't you ever wear them? 145 00:05:59,978 --> 00:06:02,591 I was just waiting for a special occasion. 146 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:04,057 - Okay. - Like 147 00:06:04,082 --> 00:06:07,085 Grover's third grade graduation, or his wedding. 148 00:06:08,523 --> 00:06:10,433 All right, I'll see you later. 149 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:12,908 Wait. Since you don't like the blouse, I'll just take it back. 150 00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:15,412 No, no, no. I'm gonna save it for a special occasion, 151 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:17,375 like Grover's wedding. 152 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,514 Hey, Calvin, you in the kitchen? 153 00:06:30,539 --> 00:06:33,972 Oh, we just letting ourselves into each other's houses now? 154 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,100 Picked up the napkins and the plates. 155 00:06:37,277 --> 00:06:38,583 Went with the clear ones 156 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,540 so you can see the food from both sides. 157 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:45,170 Ooh, looks like you're making your sauce. 158 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:46,833 Yeah, that's right. 159 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:49,296 Everyone back at home loved my sauce. 160 00:06:49,571 --> 00:06:51,373 I have a secret ingredient. 161 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:53,541 Oh, good. Why don't you keep it a secret? 162 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,487 All right, you dragged it out of me. 163 00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:01,073 It's Worcestershire sauce. 164 00:07:01,253 --> 00:07:02,659 Look, Sorry, Dave, 165 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:04,730 but I'm not using anything in my sauce 166 00:07:04,755 --> 00:07:06,844 that has the word "worst" in it. 167 00:07:07,405 --> 00:07:08,675 Are you sure? 168 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:11,597 Because this stuff gives the meat a certain tang. 169 00:07:11,622 --> 00:07:12,647 Hey, hey. 170 00:07:12,672 --> 00:07:14,239 You keep your tang away from my meat. 171 00:07:14,748 --> 00:07:17,280 Okay, Calvin, you know, you're not the only one 172 00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:19,440 around here who knows how to make ribs. 173 00:07:19,465 --> 00:07:20,662 Come on, Dave. 174 00:07:20,687 --> 00:07:23,344 I mean, how would you feel if I showed up in Kalamazoo 175 00:07:23,369 --> 00:07:27,636 and started hosting one of your, uh, pumpkin festivals? 176 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:30,970 Calvin, one call, and I can make that happen. 177 00:07:31,878 --> 00:07:34,998 That's a big no-go to both, okay? 178 00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:37,376 All right, but, uh, 179 00:07:37,401 --> 00:07:40,597 you don't know what you're, uh, "Michigan." 180 00:07:43,061 --> 00:07:45,976 Come on. You laughed at that at the farmer's market! 181 00:07:51,195 --> 00:07:53,901 Calvin, why do you tell everyone to show up at noon 182 00:07:53,926 --> 00:07:55,849 if the ribs aren't ready till 3:00? 183 00:07:55,938 --> 00:07:58,119 Because I know this neighborhood, 184 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:01,407 and if I told y'all 3:00, you wouldn't show up till 5:00. 185 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:05,018 Why? 'Cause we black? 186 00:08:05,271 --> 00:08:06,489 Yeah. 187 00:08:12,588 --> 00:08:13,985 Hey, Grover. 188 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,765 I like your haircut. 189 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,578 What are you talking about? 190 00:08:17,603 --> 00:08:19,175 I didn't get a haircut. 191 00:08:20,111 --> 00:08:21,909 Well, it looks nice. 192 00:08:22,192 --> 00:08:25,019 I'm gonna be over here. 193 00:08:26,329 --> 00:08:27,676 Hey, Grover, Grover. 194 00:08:27,701 --> 00:08:29,291 Come on over here, man. 195 00:08:29,449 --> 00:08:31,792 We saw you over there talking to Kayla Watkins. 196 00:08:31,817 --> 00:08:34,396 - Mm-hmm. - No. Blech! 197 00:08:35,445 --> 00:08:36,956 I think she likes you. 198 00:08:36,981 --> 00:08:38,324 Really? 199 00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:40,709 Yeah, man. 200 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:42,181 Are you sure? 201 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:45,275 'Cause she punched me in the arm yesterday. 202 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,650 Oh. 203 00:08:47,913 --> 00:08:49,743 You got a girlfriend. 204 00:09:00,025 --> 00:09:02,000 Oh. Hey, Tina. 205 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:05,637 Oh. I see you're wearing the earrings. 206 00:09:05,662 --> 00:09:08,000 I didn't know Grover was getting married today. 207 00:09:09,451 --> 00:09:10,817 Well, I realized 208 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,220 a lot of the neighbors here don't know my name. 209 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:16,114 They will now. 210 00:09:16,593 --> 00:09:18,015 Oh, come on, Gemma. 211 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,726 I told you you don't have to pretend to like them. 212 00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:22,857 I got them for you before I knew your style. 213 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:25,486 How can you say that? They are totally me. 214 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,466 - Ow. - Oh. 215 00:09:27,491 --> 00:09:29,100 Ow, ow, ow! It's caught on my sleeve. 216 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,466 - Oh. Uh, okay, okay. - Ow. Ah, ow. 217 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,272 - Ow. Ow! - Okay, well, don't... 218 00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:36,771 Calvin, how much longer we got to wait for those ribs, man? 219 00:09:36,796 --> 00:09:38,191 Ten minutes. 220 00:09:38,261 --> 00:09:40,216 You said that ten minutes ago! 221 00:09:41,578 --> 00:09:43,639 And what you gonna do about it? 222 00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:46,025 I'm gonna go get some chips. 223 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,325 See, all y'all need to learn some patience. 224 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:53,095 You get ribs when I give you ribs. 225 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,470 It ain't like you got another choice. 226 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,746 Come on, everybody. Who's ready for some ribs?! 227 00:10:01,278 --> 00:10:03,358 Take Jimmy Buffett off the playlist! 228 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,857 Get back. Get-get-get, y'all get away from them ribs. Get back. 229 00:10:09,882 --> 00:10:12,808 You! You. You. 230 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,673 Calvin, what are you doing? 231 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,193 What am I doing? What are you doing? 232 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:18,511 Oh, I-I know, I know. 233 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,128 But I just... I couldn't help myself. 234 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,013 Besides, what's wrong with a little variety? 235 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,903 Variety sound good to me. 236 00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,101 Stop testing me, Trey. 237 00:10:26,764 --> 00:10:28,385 Calvin, come on. 238 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,672 People want to try them. 239 00:10:29,748 --> 00:10:32,023 Let them have a little taste of my tang. 240 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,839 I told you not to do this. 241 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:37,600 Come on, man, you crossed the line here. 242 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:39,886 Why are you making such a big deal out of this? 243 00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:41,751 Calvin, I'm a part of this neighborhood, too. 244 00:10:42,752 --> 00:10:43,852 Just because you live here 245 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,003 doesn't mean you're a part of the neighborhood. 246 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,214 - Well, I disagree. - Oh, really? 247 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,241 - Uh, what's Trey's real name? - Leslie. 248 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:58,956 And what did Old Miss Kim's third husband die of? 249 00:10:58,981 --> 00:11:00,610 Diabetes, but... 250 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,909 some say Old Miss Kim. 251 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,990 Which neighbor danced with MC Hammer? 252 00:11:07,015 --> 00:11:08,482 Again, Old Miss Kim. 253 00:11:09,285 --> 00:11:10,760 Oh, so we just telling 254 00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:12,868 everybody business now? 255 00:11:14,092 --> 00:11:15,309 You know, 256 00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:17,890 maybe I'm more a part of this neighborhood 257 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,105 than you thought, Calvin. 258 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,768 You know what, I don't care. 259 00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,557 I want you and your ribs 260 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,280 to get out of my yard. 261 00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:25,800 Go. 262 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,853 Okay, fine. Fine. 263 00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:30,846 But if anybody wants some, they'll be right over here. 264 00:11:30,871 --> 00:11:32,407 In my yard. 265 00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:33,822 You know what? 266 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:35,690 You can stay out there all day. 267 00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:37,943 Nobody's gonna eat your barbecue 268 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,871 because they'll be too busy 269 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:40,939 eating mine! 270 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:42,555 - All right! All right, yeah! - Hey, yeah! 271 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:44,210 In, like, ten minutes, guys. 272 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:50,465 Come on, Grover. Don't be shy. 273 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,674 Just go over there and talk to her. 274 00:11:52,699 --> 00:11:54,115 Okay. 275 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:57,477 But do I tell her she's stupid or she's gross? 276 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,590 Uh, fair question. 277 00:12:00,615 --> 00:12:03,321 I was thinking "I like your smile," 278 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:05,582 - but you do you, man. - Yeah. 279 00:12:05,701 --> 00:12:06,919 Hey, listen, man, 280 00:12:06,944 --> 00:12:08,875 opening lines are always the hardest part. 281 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,062 Yeah, you just got to be cool. 282 00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:12,105 A-And tell her something about yourself. 283 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,804 Well, I'm starting third grade, 284 00:12:14,829 --> 00:12:16,565 and I like lizards. 285 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,204 - Oh! - Sounds to me 286 00:12:18,229 --> 00:12:20,014 like you got this in the bag. 287 00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:22,971 - I got you, little brother. - No? Okay, all right. 288 00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:27,092 What are you doing? 289 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,535 Icing my ear. 290 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,520 I hugged Old Miss Kim, and it got caught 291 00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,264 on what everyone now knows is a wig. 292 00:12:35,523 --> 00:12:37,427 Gemma, just take them off. 293 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,647 No. I was taught that when someone gives you a present, 294 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,283 the right thing to do is to show you appreciate it. 295 00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:46,080 Well, I was taught that honesty is the best policy. 296 00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:48,408 Well, then, I guess I was just raised differently. 297 00:12:48,774 --> 00:12:51,079 Ooh! 298 00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:55,107 She just call your mama a ho. 299 00:12:55,132 --> 00:12:58,128 What?! No, I didn't! 300 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,445 That's what I heard. 301 00:12:59,638 --> 00:13:01,947 No! No, no, no, no. Wait! 302 00:13:01,972 --> 00:13:05,721 Wait, I-I just meant that we were raised in separate worlds. 303 00:13:05,746 --> 00:13:07,914 You know, separate but equal. 304 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,631 Okay, let's get you inside 305 00:13:12,656 --> 00:13:15,107 before you have to ice more than your ear. Come on. 306 00:13:15,132 --> 00:13:17,410 - This way. This way. - Okay. 307 00:13:17,435 --> 00:13:18,730 - Don't you... - Smell that? 308 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,158 Delicious Michigan barbecue right over here. 309 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,931 Hey! Hey, you keep the smell of your ribs off my property. 310 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,423 Come on, everyone. Try something new. 311 00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:30,027 Or stick with tradition and don't be a sellout. 312 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,383 What the hell are you doing, Uncle Tom? 313 00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,623 Whoa! 314 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,345 Calvin, don't you think that's a little harsh? 315 00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:37,032 No. 316 00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:38,886 That's my Uncle Tom. 317 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,385 And you would know that 318 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:44,758 if you were really a part of this neighborhood. 319 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,146 - Man, forget this. I'm hungry. - Trey, 320 00:13:47,171 --> 00:13:48,346 if you cross that line, 321 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:50,557 I'm-a tell child support you got a job. 322 00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:55,392 Now, Dave, you can stand out here all day. 323 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,638 But as long as I'm here, nobody's crossing that line. 324 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,464 Okay, fine, Calvin. 325 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:04,468 It's your neighborhood, your Yardecue. 326 00:14:08,294 --> 00:14:10,550 But I'm taking these napkins with me! 327 00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:12,717 Somebody find Marty. 328 00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:14,406 He just got a promotion. 329 00:14:16,853 --> 00:14:18,942 Uh, hey, Kayla. 330 00:14:18,986 --> 00:14:20,292 Hey, Grover. 331 00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:23,200 So, uh... you like lizards? 332 00:14:23,954 --> 00:14:25,225 No. 333 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,633 Me, neither. 334 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,848 Um... 335 00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,578 are you excited about starting third grade? 336 00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:34,654 Totally. 337 00:14:34,679 --> 00:14:36,321 Yeah, me, too. 338 00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:43,166 I asked you about lizards, right? 339 00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:46,245 Check out little man. 340 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:47,617 Got her over there smiling. 341 00:14:47,642 --> 00:14:48,651 Yeah, man. 342 00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:50,635 Clearly our swag is contagious. 343 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,276 We do make a pretty good team. 344 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:54,867 Hey, Malcolm. Hey, Marty. 345 00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:56,320 Looking good. 346 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,671 - Yeah, thank you. - Oh, thank you. 347 00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,140 Appreciate that, young lady. 348 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,552 I was... 349 00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:02,711 Oh, wait, why were you saying thank you? 350 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:03,781 She was talking to me. 351 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,361 Uh, no, she wasn't. She was clearly talking to me. 352 00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:09,184 Well, if she was talking to you, why was she looking at me? 353 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,009 Uh, because I am so good-looking, 354 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:13,000 she couldn't believe we're related. 355 00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,554 Damn, Calvin. 356 00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:18,398 Your ribs are worth the wait. 357 00:15:18,423 --> 00:15:20,858 That's what I been trying to tell y'all. 358 00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:23,472 Who does that guy think he is? 359 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:26,003 Bringing his weak-ass ribs to your Yardecue. 360 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,411 I know, right? 361 00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:29,055 And who buys clear plates? 362 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,904 You're showing the ants exactly what you got. 363 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,192 I'm glad you put him in his place. 364 00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:37,389 Now he knows not to show up here next year. 365 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,461 Well, I didn't say all that. 366 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,507 That's what I heard. 367 00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:46,106 Well, if you ask me, that dude's a clown. 368 00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,830 Whoa. Whoa, Dave is not a clown. 369 00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,488 He may overstep, 370 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:53,592 but actually, he's kind of my friend. 371 00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:55,810 If that's how you treat your friends, 372 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,634 I hate to see how you treat your enemy. 373 00:15:57,863 --> 00:16:00,048 Well, let me show you. Give me that. 374 00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:02,849 Go on, now. Go. 375 00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:07,985 Mmm. 376 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,436 Yeah. 377 00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:11,724 That's all right right there, boy. 378 00:16:13,651 --> 00:16:15,435 Okay. 379 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,927 I've got some rubbing alcohol for you 380 00:16:17,952 --> 00:16:20,128 and some drinking alcohol for me. 381 00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:23,796 Tina, I'm so sorry for what I said. 382 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:24,843 Oh. 383 00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:27,126 Could you please explain to me what I said? 384 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:31,047 Look, when a white person says to a black person 385 00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:32,796 they were raised "different," 386 00:16:32,907 --> 00:16:35,392 it's like saying they were raised better. 387 00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,204 Oh, my God. 388 00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:39,159 I wasn't raised better than you. 389 00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,680 I'm from Hickory Corners. 390 00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,180 My mom chews tobacco. 391 00:16:44,451 --> 00:16:46,532 - It's okay. You didn't offend me - .Ow. 392 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,962 I know your heart. 393 00:16:47,987 --> 00:16:49,774 But if anybody asks, I beat your ass. 394 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:52,325 Deal. 395 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:53,482 All right. 396 00:16:53,507 --> 00:16:55,946 And I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you 397 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,794 by telling you I didn't like your gift. 398 00:16:57,902 --> 00:16:59,267 That's okay. 399 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:00,816 I know your heart, too. 400 00:17:00,841 --> 00:17:02,147 Thank you. 401 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,858 But why did you tell me it looked cute on me? 402 00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:06,776 Okay. 403 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,760 Here we go. See, on you, 404 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,031 Little House on the Prairie. 405 00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:14,821 On me, 12 Years a Slave. 406 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,627 - Get it? - Oh. 407 00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:19,555 - Yeah. - Yeah. 408 00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:27,351 I don't care what he thinks. 409 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,094 I like the tang. 410 00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:33,019 Hey, Dave. 411 00:17:33,441 --> 00:17:36,662 Oh, I guess we're just walking into each other's houses now. 412 00:17:36,687 --> 00:17:39,086 Come on, man. 413 00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,724 Now, it doesn't have to be like this. 414 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,053 Are you kidding? 415 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,691 You humiliated me in front of everyone. 416 00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,820 Well, you disrespected me when you showed up with your ribs. 417 00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:49,638 Oh, you want to talk about disrespect? 418 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:52,827 I offered to help you out, and you gave me napkins. 419 00:17:53,008 --> 00:17:54,965 I mean, sure, I knocked napkins 420 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,193 straight out of the park, but... 421 00:17:57,707 --> 00:17:59,230 Come on, Dave. 422 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:01,387 Look, you got to look at this from where I'm standing. 423 00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:04,308 I've been hosting the Yardecue for a decade. 424 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,192 Now, here you come, just trying to take it over. 425 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,828 That's not what I'm trying to do at all. 426 00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:11,853 I just want to be a part of the neighborhood. 427 00:18:11,878 --> 00:18:13,566 Look, I know, all right? 428 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,332 But you just got here. 429 00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:16,885 You haven't earned it yet. 430 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,482 It took me 20 years 431 00:18:18,507 --> 00:18:20,165 to be put in charge of the Yardecue. 432 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:22,360 Three people had to die. 433 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:26,595 Two of old age and one of Old Miss Kim. 434 00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:30,806 Look, man, what I'm saying 435 00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:34,819 is that people have been waiting a long time, 436 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,933 and you just can't go skipping the line. 437 00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:38,892 That's not what you told me at Disneyland. 438 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,373 But I gotcha. 439 00:18:45,398 --> 00:18:46,533 Good. We're cool? 440 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,353 - Yeah, we're cool. - Cool, man. 441 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,244 Come on, let's go back outside and have a beer. 442 00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:51,722 - Man, come on. - Okay. 443 00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:53,072 Hey, so, next year... 444 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:54,123 potato salad? 445 00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:55,689 I'll give you ice. 446 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,766 Marty's gonna be so jealous. 447 00:19:06,334 --> 00:19:07,925 Hey, Vanessa. 448 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,445 Hey, guys. What's up? 449 00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,895 When-when you walked by, 450 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,884 - uh, earlier... - Earlier, we was just wondering... 451 00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:15,750 You know, um... Which one of us... 452 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,472 Amateurs. 453 00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:23,152 See? I told you 454 00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:24,613 you could rock those earrings. 455 00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:26,503 You just needed to adjust your look. 456 00:19:26,528 --> 00:19:28,536 And I told you you could rock that blouse. 457 00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,398 You just needed the right accessories. 458 00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:32,766 What up, Harriet Tubman? 459 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,040 Aw, hell, no. 460 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:42,556 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 461 00:19:42,853 --> 00:19:45,091 So? What do you think? 462 00:19:45,983 --> 00:19:48,565 I got to admit, Dave, not bad. 463 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,569 I told you you'd like my tang. 464 00:19:52,327 --> 00:19:53,974 That's it. I'm done.