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HAZZARD COUNTY
“Population: Unknown”

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"Because they didn't want to 
what do the accounts have?

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Hazzard County, U.S.A.

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That all those who have never been there,
buckle your seat belts...

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...because you are there for a ride.

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Many people want
know what happened...

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...to the Dukes of good Hazzard County.

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First, there's Bo.

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One day, old Bo was going
 � Nashville to see the Opry...

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.. but took a wrong turn in Charlotte...

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.. which turned out to be good since now
he is a professional circuit racing driver.

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It's him in this luxurious car
sports car heading towards Hazzard.

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And Luke Duke had loads of
 projects like...
 

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..leave Hazzard and set the world on fire.

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But instead, Luke puts out the lights...

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.. as chief firefighter
for the forest service.

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Now it's hot.

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Sweet Daisy Duke listened to her
heart following a cunning Romeo.

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It didn't work, but, friends,
you are talking about changes.

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The Duke on his jacket doesn't mean his name.

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This is the University where she had a doctorate in ecology.

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Yeah, that Daisy.

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Remember old Cooter?

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He took a bath and shaved
and got elected to Congress.

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It's only in America.

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Now Boss Hogg is no more,
God rest his soul...

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..but he left his empire to Sheriff Rosco...

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...and Rosco strives to maintain the
high level of low villainy from Boss Hogg.

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But he's still Rosco.

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And Uncle Jesse is the Great
Marshal of the whole meeting...

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...if they manage to reach the territory.

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Wait a bit. Wait, stop that.

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However, you will see them all...

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...because they all show up
at Hazzard Sanctuary.

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And believe me,
you don't want to miss this.

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- Uncle Jesse?
- Hey.

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- It's good to see you.
- You look in good shape.

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You know what? You did everything
this way from Washington D.C...

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...and you arrived before everyone else.

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I would have missed it for nothing in the world.
Now tell me what's going to happen.

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Well, we're going to remove all the stops.

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We are going to have a competition
cooking oppossum.

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And I signed up for the competition
cooking rattlesnake in chili.

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You know, it's hard to win...

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.. because we have to start this
recipe from scratch, with a live snake.

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Well, that must thin out the competition.

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Oh, yes.

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I tell you,
old Hazzard hasn't changed a bit.

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Hi, Sam, Martha.

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Hey, but wait a minute.

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Did these people snub you, Uncle Jesse?

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Forget it, Cooter.

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Do you see that?

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We changed the name of Tournoi de l'Homme
the Toughest in Hazzard County...

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.. in the Toughest Person Tournament.

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Why is that?
- Bertha Jo Barlow signed up..

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And in a way, she is the Man
the toughest in Hazzard County.

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Hey, Bertha Jo.

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Uncle Jesse.

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You know Cooter.

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Yeah, how are you?

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Cooter. Oh, it's good to see you.

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When is Daisy arriving?
I'm dying to see her.

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Oh, around noon.
Pass.

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Oh, I can't. Today and
the first round of the qualifiers.

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- crush them well.
- Okay.

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- I have to go. Bye.
- Bye, Bertha Jo.

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Hey there, Jake.

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Very good, Uncle Jesse.

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What's going on?

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Well, there's more than just a return home.

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Your Uncle Jesse is in trouble, Cooter.

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So, can you tell me anything?

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Cooter, my stomach can't stand 
to tell this story more than once.

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So wait for everyone
comes and I'll tell you everything.

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Very good.

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It must be Bo.

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Looks like he's caught a cold.

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Hey, Bo.

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It's sure, you're not Bo.

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Hey, honey.

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- Hey, hey, Uncle Jesse.
- There it is.

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- Cooter!
- Hey, Bo.

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If you two are not a spectacle
for the eyes. Look at you.

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- Look at you.
- Naughty.

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Oh, hey, wait, excuse me.

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I want to introduce you to Tammy.

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She is Miss Talladega Raceway.

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She took me in when I had a flat tire.

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Madam, are you staying for the chops?

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No, Uncle Jesse. THANKS.

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-Tammy, thank you very much.
- It was a pleasure, Bo.

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- Very good.
- Bye.

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Bye.

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She is so beautiful that it hurts.

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Yeah, this Tammy isn't bad at all.

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I'm kidding. Just kidding, Cooter.

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Look at you, suit and tie.
You are a new man.

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Are the chops ready?
They are waiting.

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I've been riding this bike since dawn.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Daisy.

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-You're a sight for sore eyes.
- Hey, Cooter.

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I'm proud of you.
You serve in Congress.

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Me ? And you ?

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You graduate with honors.

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Well, I'm working on it.
- Hey, come here.

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- You look great.
- Thank you, darling.

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So, what's new?

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- I had a flat tire.
- It's not new.

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What race?

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In fact, it was on the way.

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- No.
- The chops are ready.

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You haven't lost that old touch
barbecue, eh, Uncle Jesse?

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It must be Luke.

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- See you later.
- Yeah.

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- Take it easy, now.
- Be good.

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- See you later.
- What happened to his car?

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He's a service firefighter
foresters now.

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He was probably hitchhiked by these people.

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There you go, hold this one.

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Hey, when did that boy leave Hazzard?

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- We got you, Cooter.
- We got you.

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See you more.
-Ser.

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Very good, now.

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Now that everyone has finally arrived...

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...it was time for uncle Jesse
to explain the reason for his problems.

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Here they are, Uncle Jesse.

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Hand them out, Bo.
- Yes, sir.

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So what's going on more than one
reoutr festival at home?

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Some time ago,

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...a big city developer
named Jo Max came to town...

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...and offered to build a theme park in Hazzard.

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- A theme park?
-Jo Max?

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Of course, even the name sounds
like a big blow.

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She is.
- She ?

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Jo is the diminutive of Josephine.
Her name is Josephine Max.

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- And he calls her Mama Max.
- So, what is the trap?

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They're going to build in Hazzard Swamp.

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Oh, wait a minute,
They're not going to destroy the swamp?

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Yeah. and to get there,
They will have to cross our property.

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So Mama Max chased me
for access to the marsh.

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Hey, wait.
Can she do that?

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And people are unhappy.
They want these jobs and the money.

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And I am the one who stops them.

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But they don't have the right
to destroy the marshes.

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This marsh was a refuge for the
Wildlife since God created it.

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- It's true
- It's sure.

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Now they are going to give a conference
press to make some kind of announcement

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-And...?
- And Boss Rosco will...

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- Boss Rosco?
- Boss Rosco?

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- What ?
- And, yes.

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Since Boss Hogg died,
Rosco inherited his entire empire.

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Now this old Rosco
wears two hats...

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.. that of sheriff and chief commissioner.

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And Cletus now chief deputy,
driver and nanny for dogs.

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Rosco tries hard to lead
business like Boss: by swindling.

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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Today, our guest of honor
is a famous promoter.

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Now she doesn't need any
introduction, I will therefore present to you...

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...Miss Mama Jo Max.

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Rosco and Mama Max
are like ass and shirt.

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Thank you, good citizens and neighbors of Hazzard.

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I want to tell you
that today, on this Saturday...

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.. we will sign the lease for
99 years for Hazzard Marsh...

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.. where we will develop and build
a magnificent theme park.

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Although our dear neighbor,
Sir. Jesse Duke...

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...denied us access to cross his lands.

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- Oh, no.
-Jesse.

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We're going to have this theme park...

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.. even if we have to build a
roadway over the marsh.

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However, this will mean a
delay of at least three years.

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Now, let's return to the festivities.
Rosco.

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- Now, boss? Now, boss?
-No, not now, stupid.

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Now I had a great idea.

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I thought, what if we had a race
 of contraband alcohol convoy...

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.. as we used to with
the famous General Lee of the Duke?

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You know. And I convinced Miss Mama
Jo Max to sponsor a vehicle...

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.. to compete for the $1000 prize.

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Of course we all know
that General Lee is no more.

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What do you mean by "no longer"?

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General Lee is family.

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And was stored in Cooter's garage.

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Isn't that wonderful.
Now, Cletus.

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- NOW ?
- Yes, now.

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So why don't we...?

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Here, take this.

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So why don't we organize
not a car race...

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.. between the challenger and General Lee?

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What a brilliant idea.

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If General Lee can.

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Hey, minute, guys.

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The General has been arrested for years,
and wouldn't even start with a crank.

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- I agree.
- Wait...

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...I just had a great idea for
Avoid these three years of delay...

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.. for the theme park.

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Up for a sports bet, Mr. Duke?

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If General Lee wins,
you pocket $1000...

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.. no longer, we drop the charges.

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But if the opposing car wins...

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.. you give us access
to cross your lands...

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.. and there will be work for everyone.

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- Madam...
- Take it easy, Bo...

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- ...you have your bet!
- It's a trap.

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Deal concluded.

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It's what ?

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Our car.

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Hi.

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- Hey, isn’t that Buzz?
- And the Double Zero.

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Yep. The only car that left
General Lee in a race.

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- Thank you for reminding us.
- listen to this engine.

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Don't you see it's a trap?

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So what? It’s the only race we have.

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I agree with Bo.

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Come on, guys. Let's see if we
we have a car to compete in.

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In this competition, anything can happen.

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While the boys
went to find General Lee...

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...Daisy went to the Tournament of
the Toughest Person...

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...to encourage her friend, Bertha Jo.

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Have a good, dirty fight.

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Okay!

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Down with it, Bertha Jo! Down!

219
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The rules were very strict.

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- No weapons, knives or bottles.
- Fight!

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You see, Bertha Jo's father
raised mules.

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The first time she
was hit on the head,

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...she had the idea of fighting like a mule.

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Because she had sent
his opponent outside the ring.

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Standing !

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Again...

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...and again.

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You're all good, Bertha Jo!

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And so on, until it is dry
for the count and on his return to the ring.

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9...

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Boss Hogg would be very proud of you, Mama Jo.

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- Oh, thank you.
- You are brilliant, very brilliant.

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Thank you, you know
you can call me Josephine.

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- Josephine.
- Have a cigar.

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Oh, Josephine...

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Yeah?

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You know, the first time
that I saw your name, J-O...

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...I thought you were a man
who couldn't spell ''Joe.''

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And the first time
I saw you, well,

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...well, I knew that
you were a man of the law.

241
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:34,167
And you remind me of someone, but...

242
00:14:35,153 --> 00:14:37,528
Clint...Clint Eastwood.

243
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,517
Yes ! the way you behave.

244
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,966
- Yeah. Many people notice this.
- Oh, I bet so. Yeah.

245
00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:50,243
You know, when I
I showed this old marsh...

246
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,627
...well, you know, I knew we
would have problems with the Dukes.

247
00:14:55,091 --> 00:14:57,556
- You know, we have to win this race.
- Oh, of course.

248
00:14:57,556 --> 00:14:59,637
- Of course.
- Rosco, darling.

249
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,174
What ?

250
00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:03,796
Do you know how much the parks make?

251
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,279
Are you spoofing?

252
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,801
- How much ?
- Tons.

253
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,257
- Tons?
- Tons.

254
00:15:11,596 --> 00:15:13,429
More than a thousand?

255
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,376
Yeah, a lot more, and you'll have
your part as agreed.

256
00:15:19,797 --> 00:15:21,248
Ok, see you later.

257
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:22,706
Clint.

258
00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:26,132
Yes. It's just....

259
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:32,234
''Clint''? What's wrong with
this woman's eyes, Boss?

260
00:15:32,502 --> 00:15:35,921
What are you talking about? Even the simple ones
minds would see the resemblance.

261
00:15:36,013 --> 00:15:36,820
Not me.

262
00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:39,227
Oh yes, if you want to keep your job.

263
00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:41,352
Just a minute.

264
00:15:42,687 --> 00:15:44,091
Say "make me happy."

265
00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:48,238
Very good, pathetic...

266
00:15:49,945 --> 00:15:51,265
...please me.

267
00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:52,657
You make me shiver, Clint.

268
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:55,371
It's Boss Clint.

269
00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:56,749
Boss...Boss Clint.

270
00:15:59,643 --> 00:16:00,211
So...

271
00:16:03,187 --> 00:16:04,166
...very good.

272
00:16:06,452 --> 00:16:08,328
If this idiot ever had money,

273
00:16:08,328 --> 00:16:10,139
...someone must have counted it for him.

274
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,798
Okay, now,
let's go find our participant

275
00:16:15,263 --> 00:16:15,901
Which participant?

276
00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,403
Oh, a little guarantee named Kam Cutler.

277
00:16:18,403 --> 00:16:20,067
A disqualified racing driver.

278
00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:23,244
Kam was so mean...

279
00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:24,735
...that he couldn't resist
to look for trouble...

280
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,135
...even when he wasn't running.

281
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:29,991
I sold all my tools...

282
00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:33,294
...took all the piles of scrap metal and
put in this old barn.

283
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,671
General Lee is there too.

284
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,536
Looks like she's haunted, Cooter.

285
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,343
She is haunted, by a bunch
wonderful memories.

286
00:16:42,364 --> 00:16:44,243
It's good to see the General...

287
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:48,850
Hey, Cooter...

288
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,972
...where exactly did you say
where did you have the General?

289
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:53,539
He's not there anymore.

290
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:55,612
I was wrong before.

291
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,806
Now we all are.

292
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:01,361
You can't say that the
Duke boys are not perceptive.

293
00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:04,270
So, isn't that great?

294
00:17:04,864 --> 00:17:08,172
Bet the Farm for a Race
even though we don't have a car.

295
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,796
What are you boys doing?

296
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,011
- Hey!
- How are you doing ?

297
00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:13,848
Hey, Enos!

298
00:17:14,312 --> 00:17:15,199
It's good to see you.

299
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,178
Hey, look at you!
- Hey, Bo!

300
00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:20,918
All the way from Los Angeles.

301
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:23,162
Tell me how
carries the pride of the L.A.P.D?

302
00:17:23,441 --> 00:17:25,022
Hey, good. Tickets for the
circulation are in place,

303
00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:25,883
...crime is down.

304
00:17:26,058 --> 00:17:27,256
Hey, is Daisy around?

305
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,852
-No, she returned to the Farm.
- What are you all doing here?

306
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:31,975
We came here to collect General Lee...

307
00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:33,100
And he seems to have disappeared.

308
00:17:33,347 --> 00:17:36,494
Me and my big mouth have us
embarked on a race...

309
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:38,448
...against a couple of dubious characters.

310
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,952
We came here to take the car,
and she is not there.

311
00:17:40,952 --> 00:17:42,403
It all smells like a trap.

312
00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:43,190
I think they took it.

313
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:46,171
They must be smart,
for having planned this for so long.

314
00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:46,970
What do you mean?

315
00:17:47,843 --> 00:17:49,363
This layer of dust on the ground.

316
00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:51,623
It's just your footprints.

317
00:17:52,608 --> 00:17:53,756
No tire marks.

318
00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:57,208
It must have been quite a while
that General Lee has disappeared.

319
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:01,085
Okay, I have to go find Daisy.
It was nice to see you all again.

320
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,269
- It's good to see you, Enos.
- See you later. Cooter. Thank you so much.

321
00:18:06,972 --> 00:18:09,542
Looks like he learned
a lot of things in L.A.

322
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:12,073
We were so stunned by
the disappearance of General Lee...

323
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,748
...that we didn't even think about
look for tire tracks.

324
00:18:15,085 --> 00:18:18,434
The last person who would
could be here, it's Red Perkins.

325
00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:21,085
I gave him the wrecks,
he also had to take the General.

326
00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:21,779
Absolutely.

327
00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:25,016
Red Perkins was second best
mechanic from Hazzard...

328
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:29,470
...but when Cooter went to
Congress, Red became number 1.

329
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:33,993
Hey. Hey, Red, what are you doing,
old ridge runner?

330
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:35,743
Ridge runner, me?

331
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,352
You mean, my father.

332
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,480
He retired to Florida.

333
00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:42,631
Mavis? Is that you?

334
00:18:43,368 --> 00:18:45,316
Hey, hey, guys.

335
00:18:45,612 --> 00:18:46,867
Hey, gator!

336
00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:48,091
Hey, Mavis.

337
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:50,433
- You've really grown up.
- Yeah.

338
00:18:50,608 --> 00:18:52,075
- Very pretty too.
- I affirm it.

339
00:18:52,243 --> 00:18:54,336
- Well, thank you.
- You know, we're looking...

340
00:18:55,398 --> 00:18:57,548
You know what your father did
old cars I gave him?

341
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,640
Yeah, he sent them to the scrapyard.

342
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:00,753
Oh, no.

343
00:19:01,371 --> 00:19:03,151
- You see, he...
- Yeah?

344
00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:06,944
Old Red took a car by mistake.

345
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:10,373
- It was an orange stock car with an 01...
- With a flag on it?

346
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,399
- General Lee.
- It's him.

347
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,133
Yeah. Yeah. Romeo uses it.

348
00:19:14,899 --> 00:19:16,019
Who is Romeo?

349
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,333
Romeo is our rooster.

350
00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:24,350
Dad was going to send it to the scrapyard
but something stopped him.

351
00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:30,052
He said she was too
pretty to destroy it.

352
00:19:30,428 --> 00:19:32,069
-Mavis...
- Yeah?

353
00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:34,931
...your father had a great soul.

354
00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:42,386
I had forgotten how much this car threw.

355
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:45,090
General adds more to his Legend.
Too pretty to die.

356
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:48,663
Ok, guys, I'll leave you
so that you have a good cry.

357
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:49,924
Okay.

358
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,976
So, Mama Max didn't steal it.

359
00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:57,615
No, but that doesn't mean
that we weren't trapped.

360
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:02,891
You know, Uncle Jesse, I always try
to peel in one go.

361
00:20:03,572 --> 00:20:04,966
You know what they say
the old saying:

362
00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:06,908
...if you throw it over
your left shoulder...

363
00:20:07,354 --> 00:20:10,588
...this will form the initial of the
person you are going to marry.

364
00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:12,240
I already had a bad marriage.

365
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:18,337
L.D. left, I got divorced,
and I swore never again.

366
00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,305
I know. I'm going to soak this.

367
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:29,823
Why not ?

368
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:33,949
Hey, Daisy.

369
00:20:35,616 --> 00:20:36,277
Enos!?

370
00:20:36,656 --> 00:20:38,742
- Oh ! - I knocked in front,
but no one responded.

371
00:20:39,046 --> 00:20:40,793
You look in good shape.

372
00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:45,592
Daisy, it's a miracle.
You look prettier than ever.

373
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:47,968
Oh, honey tongue, you.

374
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,756
- Hold.
- It's what ?

375
00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:53,123
Just a few letters.
That I wrote to you every week.

376
00:20:53,364 --> 00:20:56,977
Sometimes two, but I couldn't
resolve to send them to you.

377
00:20:57,268 --> 00:20:58,543
There are so many.

378
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:02,126
476. It was a lease.

379
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,208
You said it.

380
00:21:06,377 --> 00:21:07,938
I gave you something to read this year.

381
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:13,193
Enos, you are incredible.

382
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,811
- Get in.
-Daisy?

383
00:21:17,358 --> 00:21:18,776
Let's go out tomorrow night.

384
00:21:19,805 --> 00:21:21,773
We'll do the whole city.

385
00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:25,913
Barbecue at the Boar’s Nest,
frozen flan à la Reine Laitère.

386
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,347
- The works.
- That would make me happy.

387
00:21:29,049 --> 00:21:30,565
- You want ?
- Yes.

388
00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:34,611
Well, great. Great.

389
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:39,078
I have passed again
home to see my parents...

390
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,017
I think I'd better go.

391
00:21:42,686 --> 00:21:44,689
- Oh, hey, Uncle Jesse.
- Hey, Enos.

392
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,829
Come on up and sit down and chat.

393
00:21:55,786 --> 00:21:57,989
Well, he hasn't changed.

394
00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:00,536
I'm not so sure.

395
00:22:03,919 --> 00:22:07,670
Now, friends, what a pathetic sight.

396
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:16,919
We will work days and nights
to repair the General.

397
00:22:17,064 --> 00:22:19,029
And we're going to have to pray for a miracle.

398
00:22:19,382 --> 00:22:19,899
We will.

399
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:23,939
Oh, did you see that?
Poor General Lee.

400
00:22:23,939 --> 00:22:27,046
Oh, there's nothing wrong
with General Lee.

401
00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:30,180
What are you talking about?
You should see about that, boss.

402
00:22:30,296 --> 00:22:32,051
Take those glasses away from me.

403
00:22:33,564 --> 00:22:38,374
You see, they weren't born on the day
they will have Rosco P. Coltrane.

404
00:22:38,571 --> 00:22:39,951
Isn't that right, Flash?

405
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,590
Sneaky, you know, these Dukes
are sneaky, you know?

406
00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:49,805
Did you see what they did?

407
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:54,107
They smeared General Lee and made him
towed up here for me to see.

408
00:22:54,142 --> 00:22:57,239
- They're in trouble!
- No ! No, they are not.

409
00:22:57,239 --> 00:22:59,690
If they were,
they would pretend that they are not.

410
00:22:59,908 --> 00:23:01,893
But they didn't do it, so they
are not. Do you understand?

411
00:23:02,157 --> 00:23:03,693
No. it must be a
kid's fun.

412
00:23:03,911 --> 00:23:06,053
There is nothing wrong with General Lee.

413
00:23:06,506 --> 00:23:09,300
And this Buzz, you know,
That worries me...

414
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,937
...because he has to beat Bo Duke,
and Bo Duke is a professional pilot.

415
00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:16,139
Buzz Kilroy doesn't drive for us.

416
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:16,979
No ?

417
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:18,921
Kam, come over here for a minute.

418
00:23:19,845 --> 00:23:20,475
You will like this.

419
00:23:21,532 --> 00:23:22,685
This is Kam Cutler.

420
00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:26,352
He was banned from everything
the country's pro circuits.

421
00:23:26,352 --> 00:23:27,454
He's our pilot.

422
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,549
Him ? Oh, I like that. I like that.

423
00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:36,697
And we have some surprises for
the Dukes all along the way.

424
00:23:37,239 --> 00:23:40,289
We definitely will.
Now come on, Boss.

425
00:23:40,532 --> 00:23:42,725
- Why don't you go to the bank...
- Yeah?

426
00:23:43,115 --> 00:23:47,755
...and see if they can't help you
let the money count, okay, Clint?

427
00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:51,042
Count....

428
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,519
Oh, it does.

429
00:23:55,026 --> 00:23:57,651
He's the stupidest primate in the galaxy.

430
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,004
Yeah, a car gets old
like a horse. You know,

431
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,542
...one year is equal to six.

432
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:03,516
Dad said seven.

433
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,794
Ta-da, look at that.

434
00:24:07,224 --> 00:24:09,921
Look at that, it looks like it has 100, right?

435
00:24:10,094 --> 00:24:11,165
Yeah, older than that.

436
00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:14,063
You know how to go back
morale. Let's get started.

437
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:20,111
The following day, at the Tournament of
Toughest Person...

438
00:24:20,111 --> 00:24:22,833
...Bertha Jo had won another victory.

439
00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:28,978
Bertha Jo. congratulations, my daughter.
Congratulations. Oh, come this way.

440
00:24:28,978 --> 00:24:31,907
You don't know what it means to
having you there to encourage me again.

441
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,838
You were there when I tried my
luck for the Atlanta Falcons.

442
00:24:34,838 --> 00:24:36,693
And you should have been part of the team.

443
00:24:36,898 --> 00:24:38,472
Bertha Jo, I knew you were going to win.

444
00:24:38,989 --> 00:24:40,592
- That's what scares me.
- What?

445
00:24:40,891 --> 00:24:43,562
- You don't want to win?
- Not if it means beating Bubba.

446
00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:44,843
Why, who is Bubba?

447
00:24:46,647 --> 00:24:47,461
It's Bubba.

448
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:52,515
- The cute one.
- How cute?

449
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:55,640
- The one with the beard, stupid.
- Oh.

450
00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:57,060
Isn't he magnificent?

451
00:24:57,545 --> 00:25:00,047
- Watch out, Brad Pitt.
- Oh, Daisy...

452
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,750
-...I love Bubba madly.
- Oh.

453
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,788
Can you believe we are
together for a year?

454
00:25:05,013 --> 00:25:07,638
It's wonderful.
- Yeah, I know. But you don't see...

455
00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:10,721
...that if we go to the final,
I should fight Bubba.

456
00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:11,949
I should win.

457
00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:13,584
Isn't that the goal?

458
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,735
Love is really strange, Daisy.

459
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:18,360
When I beat him in the Tournament
of Hazzard's Arm wrestling...

460
00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:20,513
-...he didn't speak to me for a week.

461
00:25:20,513 --> 00:25:21,907
Oh, men are real babies.

462
00:25:22,411 --> 00:25:24,122
Beating a man in private is one thing.

463
00:25:24,122 --> 00:25:28,151
But beat him in public,
and that demolished his ego.

464
00:25:28,336 --> 00:25:31,067
So I'm going to have to throw in the towel.

465
00:25:31,201 --> 00:25:34,009
What ? B.J. you can't do that.

466
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,033
All women are counting on you.

467
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:40,086
Besides, what kind of man would want
that a woman throws in the towel, eh?

468
00:25:40,317 --> 00:25:42,400
- Do you really think so?
- Oh, absolutely.

469
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,100
The honor of women is at stake,
and your integrity.

470
00:25:45,707 --> 00:25:47,687
Now, if you really love Bubba...

471
00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:49,917
...and will make him bite the dust.

472
00:25:52,501 --> 00:25:54,917
Besides, maybe he won't make the final.

473
00:26:00,956 --> 00:26:02,086
Don't count on it.

474
00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:04,897
Friends, this plan is
downright Shakespearean.

475
00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:07,314
And while Daisy consoled Bertha Jo...

476
00:26:07,644 --> 00:26:10,212
...the boys worked all night.

477
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:30,216
Yes !

478
00:26:32,189 --> 00:26:35,624
Man, it's as pretty as one
song by Hank Williams.

479
00:26:38,257 --> 00:26:42,344
Hey, now. Listen, go ahead
Take it easy, keep the lines straight.

480
00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:44,262
I don't want any jumps.

481
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:45,771
Take it easy on the turns.
The suspensions are still a little reluctant.

482
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:48,041
...because the suspensions
are still a little reluctant.

483
00:26:48,297 --> 00:26:52,136
So whatever you do,
Please Don't...

484
00:26:58,756 --> 00:26:59,493
Very good.

485
00:27:03,846 --> 00:27:05,896
It turns out to be
on this same road...

486
00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:08,348
...that old Cletus was doing his
speeding trap duty.

487
00:27:18,441 --> 00:27:20,107
Boss...I mean, sheriff...

488
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,786
...General Lee has just passed
our speeding trap!

489
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:24,958
Chase him, Cletus!

490
00:27:25,088 --> 00:27:27,253
I'm heading south
and we will lock it up.

491
00:27:27,452 --> 00:27:28,756
Oh, perfect!

492
00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:33,622
I knew that damn
General Lee had nothing.

493
00:27:34,762 --> 00:27:36,264
Relentless pursuit!

494
00:27:43,754 --> 00:27:44,626
We have company.

495
00:27:46,314 --> 00:27:48,480
Hey, isn’t that Cletus?

496
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,567
- Hey, Cletus.
- Like in the good old days.

497
00:27:50,714 --> 00:27:51,917
I have them in sight, sheriff.

498
00:27:52,516 --> 00:27:55,747
Stay with them, paw
nuts. I'm coming, I'm coming.

499
00:28:00,008 --> 00:28:01,399
I'm approaching them, sheriff.

500
00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:04,218
Me too ! I like that!

501
00:28:04,597 --> 00:28:06,337
Oh, we trapped them like rats.

502
00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:08,048
Stay with them, Cletus.

503
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,845
You are aware that this road
leads to a dry stream.

504
00:28:12,077 --> 00:28:14,669
I am aware that this road
leads to a dry stream

505
00:28:15,495 --> 00:28:18,246
You are aware that there is no
way to cross this dry stream

506
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,733
I am aware that there is only one
way to cross this dry stream.

507
00:28:21,819 --> 00:28:22,985
Oh, Lord, we're going to die.

508
00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:33,726
Hang in there, Luke.

509
00:28:58,185 --> 00:28:59,105
Are you doing well ?

510
00:28:59,209 --> 00:29:01,797
This is not a way of
cross a dry stream.

511
00:29:04,154 --> 00:29:06,521
- The General has lost old Rosco again.
- Yep.

512
00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:09,279
- What do you say if we tried something?
turns, eh? - Why not ?

513
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,132
Well, well, the so-called
General Lee. There they are.

514
00:29:20,346 --> 00:29:21,331
Let's see what they have.

515
00:29:35,435 --> 00:29:37,308
They don't make cars anymore
like that from now on.

516
00:29:37,794 --> 00:29:39,908
People have nothing to do today.

517
00:29:39,943 --> 00:29:43,044
We still have company.
I don't recognize these guys.

518
00:29:45,516 --> 00:29:46,712
It's getting pretty damn close.

519
00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:55,449
- Who are these guys?
- I don't know.

520
00:29:58,141 --> 00:30:00,659
- They wear helmets?
- We can't today. No way.

521
00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:05,375
- They really want to race.
- We have to save ourselves for Saturday.

522
00:30:09,777 --> 00:30:12,287
- They won't take no for an answer
answer. - We can't do that.

523
00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,559
The suspension risks slipping.

524
00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:18,591
Hey, what the hell are you doing?

525
00:30:22,091 --> 00:30:23,184
What is their problem?

526
00:30:23,184 --> 00:30:24,365
They look serious, watch out!

527
00:30:32,508 --> 00:30:33,846
You haven't lost your touch.

528
00:30:34,593 --> 00:30:36,511
Hang in there...
- Baseball cards.

529
00:30:36,511 --> 00:30:38,914
...it's just getting started.
- Yeah, look.

530
00:30:49,327 --> 00:30:51,169
- Oh, are you ready?
- Of course.

531
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,267
But I wasn't ready for that.

532
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:13,742
I was planning to do that
for years, Daisy.

533
00:31:15,051 --> 00:31:16,630
Even since you said goodbye to me.

534
00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:18,886
It was worth the wait.

535
00:31:25,555 --> 00:31:26,406
Almost.

536
00:31:27,259 --> 00:31:31,089
The old Boar's Nest has been destroyed
during a wedding reception...

537
00:31:31,272 --> 00:31:33,208
...so a new one opened in town.

538
00:31:41,407 --> 00:31:43,534
- It hurt.
- Yep.

539
00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:46,238
Guys, I'll take him
and start retyping it.

540
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,064
I think you have
Need a good night's rest.

541
00:31:48,578 --> 00:31:51,384
- Hey, stay out of trouble.
- Oh, yeah.

542
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,048
Well, there you have it, Luke.
the Boar's Nest.

543
00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,089
Where did we learn all our
social skills?

544
00:31:59,473 --> 00:32:01,167
This explains why we are
still single.

545
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,680
- Do you think so?
- I know.

546
00:32:03,451 --> 00:32:04,154
Let's go in.

547
00:32:07,499 --> 00:32:09,826
- At the right times.
- And good memories.

548
00:32:10,064 --> 00:32:12,916
- And to absent friends, eh?
-Amen.

549
00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:13,849
- Here, I'm going...
- Yeah.

550
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:19,576
So these guys got you
pushed off the road?

551
00:32:19,576 --> 00:32:21,881
- Yep. - And you have no
idea who they are?

552
00:32:22,021 --> 00:32:23,859
I couldn't see well.
They had helmets.

553
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,387
But I can tell you that...

554
00:32:31,602 --> 00:32:32,775
- Hey, Luke?
- Hmm ?

555
00:32:33,824 --> 00:32:36,345
- Isn't that...?
- That's for sure.

556
00:32:36,596 --> 00:32:38,681
You know, without the helmet,
I recognize the pilot.

557
00:32:39,596 --> 00:32:42,257
He's a racing driver
removed from the name of Kam Cutler.

558
00:32:45,658 --> 00:32:46,510
Oh, Luke.

559
00:32:47,911 --> 00:32:49,526
- They couldn't.
- Do you want to bet?

560
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:52,480
- Here we go ?
- Let's do it.

561
00:32:53,504 --> 00:32:54,937
- Excuse us.
-Ser.

562
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,891
Wait, wait, now.
You missed the best part.

563
00:32:58,259 --> 00:33:01,108
My friend Kam, they
give it a little tap...

564
00:33:01,419 --> 00:33:02,890
...and they went into the scenery.

565
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,038
- These crazy people must be freaking out.
- Good evening girls.

566
00:33:08,365 --> 00:33:12,068
Well, well, well,
Isn't it those losers from Hazzard?

567
00:33:12,582 --> 00:33:13,983
And what can we do
for you kids?

568
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:17,477
Well, I was hoping that Kam here
could give me his autograph.

569
00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:19,010
Of course, if he knows how to write.

570
00:33:21,877 --> 00:33:24,012
We thought that since you were
responsible for our accident...

571
00:33:24,047 --> 00:33:26,792
...you could contribute to our
car repair background.

572
00:33:27,009 --> 00:33:30,203
Oh, hey, hey, I'll pay
for the entire car.

573
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,072
Let's see...

574
00:33:34,382 --> 00:33:35,072
Here's a dollar.

575
00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:43,181
- I'm offended. Are you offended?
- I'm offended.

576
00:34:10,450 --> 00:34:12,400
-Daisy, can you excuse me, please?
- Of course.

577
00:34:21,137 --> 00:34:22,465
It's unfair, buddy.

578
00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:03,247
Let me go!

579
00:35:19,669 --> 00:35:21,756
But look what we have here.

580
00:35:22,313 --> 00:35:22,932
Hi, Kam.

581
00:35:26,637 --> 00:35:30,853
Why don't you take your dollar back
to go cut your hair?

582
00:35:32,415 --> 00:35:33,332
We'll see you at the starting line.

583
00:35:34,178 --> 00:35:37,827
Let no one say they don't know
not how to have fun in Hazzard.

584
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,450
Ryker, but where did you find these
big arm, at Cirque du Soleil?

585
00:35:41,957 --> 00:35:44,413
These clowns fight like
ballet dancers.

586
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,988
Come on, nerves.

587
00:35:47,176 --> 00:35:48,606
Yes, Mama. Are you going to stop?

588
00:35:49,396 --> 00:35:51,855
You know what?
Another stunt like this...

589
00:35:51,855 --> 00:35:55,722
...and you will run into
a big pile of orange scrap metal.

590
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,026
I would like to know what they are up to.

591
00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:59,963
They had us with a bet...

592
00:36:00,221 --> 00:36:01,551
...they hired a proscribed pilot,

593
00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:03,695
...destroyed our car
and picked a fight with us.

594
00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,752
What makes you think
that they are up to something?

595
00:36:07,117 --> 00:36:10,784
Enough to account for
a man when there is a trap.

596
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,653
You start to act
like our enemy,

597
00:36:14,653 --> 00:36:16,101
...what makes you better?

598
00:36:18,804 --> 00:36:21,167
I spent the night pacing
the ground to worry me.

599
00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:23,847
Why did they have us
dragged into this race?

600
00:36:24,832 --> 00:36:27,707
If they lose, they build the bridge
and they have their theme park?

601
00:36:28,149 --> 00:36:30,708
- No, there will be no theme park.
- What ?

602
00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:32,290
In 41...

603
00:36:32,534 --> 00:36:35,568
...the Army Corps of Engineers
was going to build a bridge...

604
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,057
...as a shortcut to Fort Hooker...

605
00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:39,265
...and they discovered that he
there was no foundation.

606
00:36:39,503 --> 00:36:40,614
Also, they didn't build it.

607
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:43,076
Mama Max knows it.

608
00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:46,006
Now you are going to win this race...

609
00:36:46,352 --> 00:36:48,975
...and you will win it fairly.

610
00:36:51,321 --> 00:36:52,271
Go back to work.

611
00:36:52,526 --> 00:36:53,783
24,500.

612
00:36:54,152 --> 00:36:57,073
- $25,000.
- $25,000. Oh !

613
00:36:57,441 --> 00:37:00,964
You get the 75,000
when the lease is signed on Saturday.

614
00:37:00,964 --> 00:37:03,702
Listen, don't worry
not for that, you know.

615
00:37:03,737 --> 00:37:07,694
- What worries me is this...Kam....
- Kam?

616
00:37:07,998 --> 00:37:10,192
Yeah, let him beat Bo Duke, you know.

617
00:37:10,607 --> 00:37:13,466
Look, you have no idea
what General Lee is capable of.

618
00:37:13,673 --> 00:37:14,482
He is not human.

619
00:37:15,227 --> 00:37:18,990
Honey, don't you think this
can old relic beat Double Zero?

620
00:37:19,215 --> 00:37:21,020
- Oh, no.
- No !

621
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,037
- Never !
- No.

622
00:37:22,037 --> 00:37:23,727
He will never be able to fight against the king.

623
00:37:24,849 --> 00:37:26,509
- Come with me, Clint.
-Clint.

624
00:37:26,836 --> 00:37:28,198
- Take your money.
- Oh, yes.

625
00:37:28,198 --> 00:37:29,751
- Yeah, don't forget it.
- No.

626
00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:30,178
Come.

627
00:37:30,505 --> 00:37:32,834
There's a bunch of Doggy Num-num
(dog food) in there.

628
00:37:40,398 --> 00:37:43,248
You are going to bring in two
similar vehicles?

629
00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:46,087
Oh, that's cute. But you see,
they only have resemblance in common.

630
00:37:46,188 --> 00:37:46,719
Kam?

631
00:37:48,479 --> 00:37:49,927
They look the same if you...

632
00:37:53,377 --> 00:37:55,835
This is not a stock car engine.

633
00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:57,401
- No ?
- No.

634
00:37:57,771 --> 00:38:00,659
It's super-turbo racing engine.

635
00:38:00,659 --> 00:38:02,546
...and nothing in this country can make up for it.

636
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:05,118
- But it's illegal.
- You are very lively.

637
00:38:05,288 --> 00:38:09,064
But they are going to check this engine
when you are at the starting line.

638
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,257
No. They won't check this engine...

639
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,528
...they are going to check this engine.

640
00:38:13,528 --> 00:38:15,051
- So, they will check....
- Understood?

641
00:38:16,095 --> 00:38:16,861
Well, I...

642
00:38:18,033 --> 00:38:19,326
No, I don't completely understand.

643
00:38:19,827 --> 00:38:21,754
- Well, it will come to you.
- Oh.

644
00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:25,013
Now why don't we go home
at home and count your money...

645
00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:28,355
...and let us do the driving, Clint?

646
00:38:28,616 --> 00:38:30,448
Clint. Yes.

647
00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:34,380
I will understand, I will understand,
I will understand...

648
00:38:39,739 --> 00:38:41,615
MP Duchnock didn't even
didn't check his money.

649
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,121
I don't think he would have
suspected counterfeiting...

650
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:46,334
...even if there was the image
of Daffy Duck on the tickets.

651
00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:50,495
- Fire, my darling.
- There you go.

652
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:53,331
And there you go.

653
00:38:54,678 --> 00:38:56,184
More soil samples?

654
00:38:57,009 --> 00:38:59,943
Yeah we need the new one
tester's report right away.

655
00:39:00,218 --> 00:39:02,191
Nothing can go wrong now.

656
00:39:02,726 --> 00:39:06,872
Hey, you see that, boss. Look at this.

657
00:39:07,982 --> 00:39:09,923
I think I did
everything you taught me.

658
00:39:14,627 --> 00:39:15,837
Damn big little friend.

659
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,253
I wish you could be there.

660
00:39:24,713 --> 00:39:26,538
You would have loved that.
You would have loved that.

661
00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:29,597
I got $100,000 for
a piece of louse...

662
00:39:30,341 --> 00:39:32,075
...insignificant swamp, you know.

663
00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:35,554
He's not good for anything except, you know...

664
00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:42,544
...for deer and raccoons,
the little butterflies and the crickets...

665
00:39:42,773 --> 00:39:46,688
...snakes and alligators,
lots of alligators.

666
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,462
And all this luxuriant fauna
has a magical effect.

667
00:39:50,951 --> 00:39:54,642
Because people have always used
Hazzard Marsh for courting.

668
00:39:55,222 --> 00:39:57,262
And it’s worked for generations.

669
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,552
I love this old swamp.

670
00:40:02,738 --> 00:40:04,960
That's what made me interested
to ecology, Enos.

671
00:40:06,544 --> 00:40:09,321
- Did you miss Hazzard?
- All the time...

672
00:40:10,487 --> 00:40:13,512
..and all the good things including
I remembered, like you.

673
00:40:16,103 --> 00:40:19,314
You have really changed.
You have matured, I think.

674
00:40:19,845 --> 00:40:22,992
Yeah. Messing with street gangs
tends to make you mature.

675
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,265
Besides, you haven't changed, Daisy.

676
00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:32,696
Oh, yes. A divorce,
My journey to school.

677
00:40:32,946 --> 00:40:34,405
Now you have accomplished so much.

678
00:40:35,429 --> 00:40:37,333
This proves that there is more
reasons to love you.

679
00:40:38,848 --> 00:40:40,174
It's pretty, Enos.

680
00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:43,070
And now I have a
confession to make, Daisy.

681
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,468
I didn't come back to Hazzard
for the meeting.

682
00:40:46,489 --> 00:40:47,617
- No ?
- No.

683
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,542
It took me ten years of shootings,

684
00:40:50,542 --> 00:40:52,432
...gang war and a
trip to the SWAT team...

685
00:40:52,432 --> 00:40:53,437
...to have the courage.

686
00:40:58,085 --> 00:41:00,011
Daisy Duke, will you marry me?

687
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:02,886
Enos.

688
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:05,483
- Don't rush, Daisy.
- Enos.

689
00:41:05,861 --> 00:41:07,628
This has been going on since the seventh year.

690
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:10,578
I....

691
00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:13,975
You make me so proud.

692
00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:16,413
Enos.

693
00:41:18,294 --> 00:41:21,960
- Oops. sorry
- It's okay, Daisy. I'm going to find her.

694
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,323
It's so unusual.

695
00:41:27,343 --> 00:41:30,070
Oh, he's just an old guy
little diamond, Daisy.

696
00:41:30,262 --> 00:41:31,339
No, this plant.

697
00:41:31,434 --> 00:41:33,675
It must be a filicinae, but
there is no indication of spores.

698
00:41:33,886 --> 00:41:36,142
A subspecies.
Enos, I think I...

699
00:41:36,142 --> 00:41:38,861
Oh, maybe I discovered
a new species.

700
00:41:38,861 --> 00:41:41,027
I have to call the university this minute.

701
00:41:41,515 --> 00:41:46,824
Oh, Daisy, it's been 32 years.
I can't wait for 32 more.

702
00:41:47,256 --> 00:41:50,099
Enos, yes, of course.
Of course I'm going to marry you.

703
00:41:50,703 --> 00:41:51,672
Now come, let's hurry.

704
00:41:52,759 --> 00:41:54,718
I told you this swamp was magical.

705
00:41:55,862 --> 00:41:58,662
Mama's boys, who
collected more soil samples...

706
00:41:58,662 --> 00:42:00,450
...observed the scene.

707
00:42:02,399 --> 00:42:05,210
Ok, they were that way.
And then she leaned in...

708
00:42:05,555 --> 00:42:07,938
...picked up something,
put it in a bag...

709
00:42:07,938 --> 00:42:10,230
...and then they
excited and left.

710
00:42:10,707 --> 00:42:13,302
The ore Gallium Arsenide.
She found it like us.

711
00:42:14,557 --> 00:42:15,344
This hillbilly chick?

712
00:42:15,643 --> 00:42:18,028
Preparing for his doctorate in ecology...

713
00:42:18,028 --> 00:42:19,166
...chavinistic idiot.

714
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,262
If you had gone to the beauty salon,
you would have known the gossip.

715
00:42:22,721 --> 00:42:24,300
But she found him just like that?

716
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:26,662
This is how we found it,
just like that.

717
00:42:27,452 --> 00:42:29,497
We will know for sure
by what they will do next.

718
00:42:38,265 --> 00:42:39,511
What is he spitting there?

719
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:42,686
It's a fax from the university about
of the fern that I found.

720
00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:47,579
This machine is trickier than a
deer intestine on a door knob.

721
00:42:47,579 --> 00:42:48,837
I will never understand anything about it.

722
00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:52,014
Listen, while we wait,
I have something important to say.

723
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:56,011
- Very good.
- Enos asked me to marry him.

724
00:42:56,286 --> 00:42:57,531
- He...?
- What ?

725
00:42:58,118 --> 00:43:02,106
- I said yes.
- Congratulations. It's great.

726
00:43:02,106 --> 00:43:05,669
You've been dangling it since seventh grade.

727
00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:09,173
- I know.
- Daisy, Enos Stratus? Are you sure?

728
00:43:09,271 --> 00:43:10,792
It's not like she doesn't know him.

729
00:43:11,205 --> 00:43:12,694
I always loved him.

730
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:14,485
I think I'm done
didn't realize it, because...

731
00:43:14,987 --> 00:43:16,071
...that he was still there.

732
00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:19,049
But I missed him a lot,
and I realized it to such an extent.

733
00:43:19,508 --> 00:43:21,370
- When is the wedding?
- SATURDAY.

734
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,690
- This Saturday?
- But we're racing?!

735
00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:25,185
at the finish line of the race.

736
00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:28,036
...all Hazzard will be there.
We want everyone to come.

737
00:43:28,353 --> 00:43:29,778
She's going to save on invitations.

738
00:43:31,223 --> 00:43:33,844
It's going to be the biggest wedding
that Hazzard has ever seen.

739
00:43:35,818 --> 00:43:36,802
Where is Enos?

740
00:43:37,138 --> 00:43:39,048
He went home to bed.

741
00:43:40,471 --> 00:43:42,697
It will be the biggest wedding
in Hazzard County history.

742
00:43:42,863 --> 00:43:45,438
- It's a fact.
- Congratulations.

743
00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:46,903
I hope you all will help me here.

744
00:43:47,060 --> 00:43:48,951
- We'll be there.
- We'll do whatever you want.

745
00:43:48,951 --> 00:43:52,521
Enos wants Rosco to marry us.
He was the one who got him into the police force.

746
00:43:52,754 --> 00:43:55,486
And Bertha Jo Barlow will be
my maid of honor.

747
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,221
-Bertha Jo.
- Yeah. That's all I have.

748
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:00,389
Do you remember Bertha Jo?

749
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:02,484
She threw you from the 2nd floor
through the window in 3rd year.

750
00:44:03,195 --> 00:44:04,467
It cured my fear of heights.

751
00:44:06,131 --> 00:44:07,140
Enos? Dude.

752
00:44:08,016 --> 00:44:11,104
I knew it. Look at that.

753
00:44:11,104 --> 00:44:15,834
You are witnesses to a historical fact:
Hazzard's first fax.

754
00:44:17,336 --> 00:44:19,717
Environmental impact study?

755
00:44:20,173 --> 00:44:21,572
Why, that's stupid, Daisy.

756
00:44:21,954 --> 00:44:25,624
Everyone in Hazzard knows that
the environment has no impact on us.

757
00:44:25,624 --> 00:44:27,075
No, no, no, Rosco.

758
00:44:27,181 --> 00:44:30,060
This means that you
can't develop the marsh...

759
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:33,175
...until you fill everything
this government form.

760
00:44:33,389 --> 00:44:34,755
Which might take you weeks.

761
00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:37,761
Which means I will sign
no lease Saturday.

762
00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:41,246
unless you prefer to face
A nice little federal investigation?

763
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,669
What investigation?
What do you mean by investigation?

764
00:44:43,669 --> 00:44:45,068
- See you more.
-Thank you, Rosco.

765
00:44:45,838 --> 00:44:47,180
- Oh, Rosco?
- What ?

766
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,845
Could you rush our license
wedding at the County Clerk's office?

767
00:44:50,844 --> 00:44:53,175
- For what ? Who is getting married?
- Daisy and I, sir.

768
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:55,986
Saturday, and since you are
now justice of the peace...

769
00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:58,468
...we want you to perform the ceremony.

770
00:44:58,468 --> 00:44:59,955
- We would like to.
- Well, I think I could.

771
00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:02,911
-Thank you, Rosco.
- Thank you, sheriff. We appreciate it.

772
00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,824
- Well, it's...
- Thank you very much.

773
00:45:04,824 --> 00:45:05,672
Yeah, stupid.

774
00:45:10,386 --> 00:45:12,061
Mom always said...

775
00:45:13,723 --> 00:45:16,821
...Enos would find a wife before me.

776
00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:26,391
SO ? Lose the form.
Like, misclassified.

777
00:45:26,669 --> 00:45:29,092
And when they ask you,
tell them it was misclassified.

778
00:45:29,436 --> 00:45:31,202
Have them make you another form.

779
00:45:31,493 --> 00:45:33,611
You've never dealt
to the government?

780
00:45:33,611 --> 00:45:38,907
Well, no, yeah...
are you kidding? Misclassify them?

781
00:45:38,907 --> 00:45:41,921
- Yes.
- Oh, how brilliant.

782
00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:45,075
This is the reason why I like
working with you, Mama Jo.

783
00:45:45,205 --> 00:45:47,689
- You are a real pro.
- THANKS.

784
00:45:48,394 --> 00:45:51,078
- Sorry, I classified them wrong.
- GOOD.

785
00:45:51,775 --> 00:45:53,679
Sorry.

786
00:45:55,683 --> 00:45:56,833
I misclassified it.

787
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:04,960
Now we know.
Daisy Duke found gallium ore.

788
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,874
The last thing we need
is that the Dukes repeat it...

789
00:46:07,874 --> 00:46:09,036
...or the feds are snooping everywhere.

790
00:46:09,112 --> 00:46:10,767
We have to take care of Daisy.

791
00:46:11,254 --> 00:46:14,149
Ryker, tell your boys we're going to do
another romp in the Adirondaks.

792
00:46:15,501 --> 00:46:17,579
- Our guys are still serving
their punishment for that. - Shut up!

793
00:46:17,579 --> 00:46:18,426
I don't think it's a good...

794
00:46:18,482 --> 00:46:21,308
I don't want to hear that.
Look, this tester's report says...

795
00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:24,589
...that it is one of the richest samples
of gallium arsenide of all time.

796
00:46:24,984 --> 00:46:26,239
In Hazzard Swamp.

797
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,870
And they can't make chips
supercomputer without that.

798
00:46:29,599 --> 00:46:31,779
We're talking about money per megaton.

799
00:46:31,993 --> 00:46:33,644
Now take care of Daisy.

800
00:46:35,424 --> 00:46:38,493
That afternoon, Bertha Jo
was still advancing in the preliminaries.

801
00:46:38,808 --> 00:46:42,142
But, boss...I mean, sheriff, boss,
I can't hit a woman.

802
00:46:42,142 --> 00:46:44,225
- Of course you can. You can
whip it. - Do you believe?

803
00:46:44,225 --> 00:46:46,385
Of course. She is lighter than you.
Cletus...

804
00:46:46,985 --> 00:46:49,667
...The entire male population
of Hazzard is in your hands.

805
00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:51,877
- Now, get in there
- Yes, sir.

806
00:47:02,255 --> 00:47:02,879
How was it?

807
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:11,901
Oh my God !

808
00:47:15,604 --> 00:47:18,685
- The maid of honor? When ?
- Saturday, after the race.

809
00:47:19,435 --> 00:47:21,135
That probably means yes.

810
00:47:26,857 --> 00:47:30,878
Three thirds of chocolate, lemon,
vanilla. Vanilla for Uncle Jesse.

811
00:47:30,878 --> 00:47:32,303
- Does he like vanilla?
- He loves it!

812
00:47:32,503 --> 00:47:34,398
-And enough for everyone in Hazzard.
- Got it.

813
00:47:34,786 --> 00:47:36,824
- I have to go sew my dress.
- What do you think of that?

814
00:47:36,824 --> 00:47:39,540
I adore. Am I really going to get married?

815
00:47:40,249 --> 00:47:41,329
Okay, I'll go. THANKS.

816
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,699
Don't forget your sewing machine.

817
00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:45,877
If I forget something,
Add it.

818
00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:46,832
- Hi.
- Take care of it.

819
00:47:46,942 --> 00:47:47,378
Okay!

820
00:48:07,478 --> 00:48:09,363
- Take her in the van!
- Come on, man, take his bag!

821
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,372
Come on. swarm, swarm!

822
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:14,816
- Let's go!
- Speed ​​up!

823
00:48:19,303 --> 00:48:23,685
No, no. No, I understand.
We won't tell anyone anything.

824
00:48:24,742 --> 00:48:26,734
Don't hurt her.

825
00:48:34,152 --> 00:48:37,288
They will release her after the race,
Provided we lose.

826
00:48:37,713 --> 00:48:40,791
And we're supposed to not tell anyone...

827
00:48:42,186 --> 00:48:43,988
...or we'll never see Daisy again.

828
00:48:44,363 --> 00:48:47,931
Things have gone badly wrong.
Even I would never have thought of that.

829
00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:52,664
They said to tell everyone
world than Daisy has the flu.

830
00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:56,233
- that will explain his absence.
- It's going to be difficult...

831
00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:58,875
...considering that she was in the process
to plan your wedding.

832
00:48:59,342 --> 00:49:01,842
Oh, marriage.
How are we going to tell Enos?

833
00:49:01,842 --> 00:49:04,066
- What are we going to tell him?
- The truth.

834
00:49:04,315 --> 00:49:06,767
You would like to be lied to if
Had your fiancée been kidnapped?

835
00:49:07,089 --> 00:49:09,675
- Who will tell him?
- Not me. - Don't look at me.

836
00:49:11,921 --> 00:49:15,535
- A little help for that?
- If you feel capable.

837
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,855
- Uncle Jesse.
- Foot together.

838
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:19,455
- Yeah.
- Go!

839
00:49:21,186 --> 00:49:24,286
- Yeah, you're too strong. - Yeah,
You were out of town for a long time.

840
00:49:30,061 --> 00:49:30,765
How are you?

841
00:49:34,479 --> 00:49:35,176
Two out of three?

842
00:49:38,371 --> 00:49:39,083
Yeah, what?

843
00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:41,983
We have problems,
women's problems.

844
00:49:42,185 --> 00:49:44,784
I'll be there. I'll remind you.

845
00:49:48,592 --> 00:49:49,408
It's a very small one.

846
00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:56,160
Now when you have finished
fillet these rattlesnakes, call me.

847
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,495
I'm going to pick some peppers
for my chili sauce.

848
00:49:59,495 --> 00:50:01,479
Uncle Jesse, why do we
should do this now?

849
00:50:01,479 --> 00:50:04,455
Well now, Bo,
we must act as if nothing had happened.

850
00:50:04,883 --> 00:50:08,212
Just keep living your lives
as if nothing had happened.

851
00:50:08,591 --> 00:50:10,987
- Yes, sir.
- There, here are two other snakes.

852
00:50:11,983 --> 00:50:14,927
- They are dead.
- Well, almost.

853
00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:20,772
As my day is not over
Unless I baby a rattlesnake.

854
00:50:21,208 --> 00:50:23,592
- Well...
-Daisy was kidnapped...

855
00:50:23,592 --> 00:50:25,045
...and we sit there doing
snake soup.

856
00:50:25,045 --> 00:50:26,304
...that means nothing to me.

857
00:50:29,655 --> 00:50:32,911
- Luke, it's not funny!
- Hey, guys. Daisy and there?

858
00:50:35,169 --> 00:50:39,264
Um, no. She left,
somehow.

859
00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:42,710
But gone where somehow?

860
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,987
Enos, when you were doing this
police work in the West...

861
00:50:51,237 --> 00:50:52,494
...have you ever worked on a kidnapping?

862
00:50:55,643 --> 00:50:56,205
Daisy?

863
00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,071
Whatever ransom they want,

864
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,491
...my parents and I are going
give up our farm.

865
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:07,537
No, you don't understand, it's
not after the money they have.

866
00:51:08,010 --> 00:51:10,412
They won't let her go until
that we lose the race...

867
00:51:10,412 --> 00:51:12,081
...and that the lease of
theme park is signed.

868
00:51:13,190 --> 00:51:15,996
Daisy was kidnapped for
this damn theme park?

869
00:51:17,403 --> 00:51:19,887
You know, Bo, he's right.
This makes no sense.

870
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:23,605
You could risk a federal indictment
for kidnapping for a theme park?

871
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,758
No. I'm not one
crazy about the big city.

872
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,900
What are we going to do, guys?

873
00:51:30,597 --> 00:51:32,235
As Jeb Stuart said:

874
00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:34,532
When the enemy has cornered you and defeated you...

875
00:51:35,102 --> 00:51:36,361
...it's time to outwit them.

876
00:51:37,739 --> 00:51:38,394
Isn't he smart?

877
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:40,590
I hope so.

878
00:51:57,736 --> 00:51:59,368
She's over there. You're going to like this.

879
00:52:13,837 --> 00:52:16,836
- Ok, what's the problem?
- Well, your plan won't work.

880
00:52:17,394 --> 00:52:18,495
Enlighten me.

881
00:52:18,915 --> 00:52:20,962
This disgusting opossum said that
you were planning to keep me...

882
00:52:20,962 --> 00:52:23,388
...until the end of the race
to be sure of winning.

883
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,130
And that the cause of my
absence is that I have the flu.

884
00:52:26,341 --> 00:52:27,145
Exactly.

885
00:52:27,667 --> 00:52:29,010
What about my wedding this Saturday?

886
00:52:30,076 --> 00:52:32,563
- Your marriage?
- at the end of the race.

887
00:52:33,086 --> 00:52:35,998
Everyone is invited. And I do
my wedding dress now.

888
00:52:37,374 --> 00:52:39,850
If my wedding plans
are not maintained...

889
00:52:39,850 --> 00:52:42,251
...people will find it strange,
flu or no flu.

890
00:52:42,825 --> 00:52:45,297
If people think I'm missing,
there will be no racing.

891
00:52:45,297 --> 00:52:47,489
Because everyone
Hazzard is going to get me.

892
00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:48,893
Wait, wait!

893
00:52:49,476 --> 00:52:51,523
No one is stupid enough...

894
00:52:51,884 --> 00:52:54,944
...to get married online
finish of a race.

895
00:52:54,944 --> 00:52:59,554
Well, I am. Enos made me
his request. I finally said yes.

896
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,177
He waited for thirty years.

897
00:53:01,903 --> 00:53:03,838
- It's crazy.
- Not for Hazzard.

898
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:07,225
If Enos comes looking for you,
and he will find you...

899
00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:10,005
Well he's a sergeant
Los Angeles Police Department.

900
00:53:10,441 --> 00:53:12,356
He's a long way from Hazzard, baby.

901
00:53:12,595 --> 00:53:14,362
He's not in L.A., baby.

902
00:53:14,936 --> 00:53:16,905
It's the old boy who
sent you through the window.

903
00:53:17,049 --> 00:53:19,065
And he wasn't even
angry with you, then.

904
00:53:19,836 --> 00:53:21,712
How are you going to organize a wedding?

905
00:53:21,712 --> 00:53:24,856
Well, obviously,
your boys will have to help me.

906
00:53:25,173 --> 00:53:27,658
- Like shopping and everything.
- This chick is crazy.

907
00:53:27,782 --> 00:53:30,300
Oh, Mama Max,
Have you been married?

908
00:53:30,471 --> 00:53:34,028
- Of course. A bunch of times.
- Really ? So you like weddings.

909
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:36,333
My favorite things. After Jeopardy.

910
00:53:36,396 --> 00:53:37,740
Listen, I know it's for me...

911
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:41,242
...but will you help me
 � plan my wedding?

912
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,422
But it's insane.

913
00:53:45,437 --> 00:53:46,817
My mother died when I was born.

914
00:53:47,722 --> 00:53:50,610
I never had anyone
who has a taste for paraphernalia.

915
00:53:50,616 --> 00:53:51,997
No, it's impossible.

916
00:53:51,997 --> 00:53:54,494
At least think about it?
It's my wedding.

917
00:53:54,494 --> 00:53:57,956
I will be the last person
world to ruin a marriage, but I...

918
00:53:57,956 --> 00:53:59,688
Well, advise me,
please.

919
00:53:59,688 --> 00:54:02,133
I mean, like, I got this
idea for bridesmaids.

920
00:54:02,361 --> 00:54:03,983
- Like, do they have to dress
in daisies?

921
00:54:03,983 --> 00:54:04,738
- In daisies?

922
00:54:04,738 --> 00:54:08,733
- Yeah.
- No, no, no. It's so...tasteless.

923
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,393
There. You see, all my
marriage would have been tasteless..

924
00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:17,375
For a daisy pattern, you need to
have daisies in your bouquet.

925
00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:18,995
Your bridesmaids
must wear yellow.

926
00:54:18,995 --> 00:54:21,004
You are in white. These are
daisy colors.

927
00:54:21,004 --> 00:54:23,217
I adore. Oh, I love it.

928
00:54:23,217 --> 00:54:26,538
Mama Max. You see, I wouldn't have
never thought of that. You see, I...

929
00:54:26,538 --> 00:54:28,377
- You have to help me, please.
- Very good.

930
00:54:28,377 --> 00:54:30,575
I think that would not do
bad if I advise you.

931
00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:33,260
Ryker, give her what she needs.

932
00:54:33,746 --> 00:54:34,493
- What ?
- THANKS.

933
00:54:34,493 --> 00:54:37,992
Isn’t that women’s stuff?
They can be deadly enemies.

934
00:54:37,992 --> 00:54:40,741
But they interrupted the judgment
last to plan a wedding.

935
00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:43,232
- Man, I don't believe it.
- Come on, let's go!

936
00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:46,952
We can't even try to win
the race as long as they hold Daisy.

937
00:54:47,102 --> 00:54:49,888
So we must find and rescue
Daisy before the race?

938
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:52,089
- It won't work.
- Really ? Why not ?

939
00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,177
Because it is exactly
what they hope we do.

940
00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:57,938
When will they expect
the least we do?

941
00:54:58,168 --> 00:55:01,355
- During the race.
- What ? While we're driving?

942
00:55:01,609 --> 00:55:03,038
You see, that fooled you too.

943
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,014
- How are you going to do that?
- No idea.

944
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:08,805
Besides, we need to find Daisy first.

945
00:55:10,011 --> 00:55:11,634
- I have a question.
- Just one?

946
00:55:12,521 --> 00:55:14,154
But what is Uncle Jesse cooking?

947
00:55:16,008 --> 00:55:19,835
Hold on tight. What is
I said? Hold on tight.

948
00:55:19,835 --> 00:55:21,178
My hem will be curved.

949
00:55:21,347 --> 00:55:22,906
Mama Max, close this door for me.

950
00:55:23,503 --> 00:55:26,276
- Roy, get out!
- Ryker, stop fidgeting.

951
00:55:26,876 --> 00:55:29,690
Daisy, how did you cut that?

952
00:55:30,121 --> 00:55:31,789
Oh, that's a little trick I learned.

953
00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:33,180
Oh, that's great.

954
00:55:35,161 --> 00:55:40,239
Oh, the cake. I ordered a cake
all covered in daisies.

955
00:55:40,453 --> 00:55:43,431
Forget the daisies.
Use only one flavor center.

956
00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:45,062
GOOD. I'm going to call the baker.

957
00:55:45,272 --> 00:55:48,106
No. wait. Ryker,
no one knows your voice.

958
00:55:48,106 --> 00:55:48,923
Go make the call.

959
00:55:50,048 --> 00:55:54,173
- Do I really have to?
- Yes. And take off that dress, idiot.

960
00:55:54,395 --> 00:55:55,646
And put on your pants.

961
00:56:01,903 --> 00:56:04,542
Change Daisy's cake? Okay, okay.

962
00:56:07,139 --> 00:56:10,432
Than a daisy at the top and
not several small ones? Understood.

963
00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:11,844
Can I talk to Dai...

964
00:56:15,395 --> 00:56:16,130
It's funny...

965
00:56:17,181 --> 00:56:18,381
Daisy didn't say...

966
00:56:18,381 --> 00:56:20,985
...to put small
daisies all around the cake.

967
00:56:23,636 --> 00:56:25,462
There are so many places
where they were able to hide it.

968
00:56:26,353 --> 00:56:27,957
I mean, she can't even
not be in the County.

969
00:56:29,494 --> 00:56:31,821
I have to load this chili fairly...

970
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,612
...so that he can be tried tomorrow.

971
00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:37,916
In a certain way,
It's not my best effort.

972
00:56:39,053 --> 00:56:40,919
My heart wasn't in it.

973
00:56:50,361 --> 00:56:51,471
Alone, Duke residence.

974
00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:53,847
Hi, this is Sara Jane from the bakery.

975
00:56:53,847 --> 00:56:55,211
Can I speak to Daisy, please?

976
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,266
Hey, Sara Jane. No, I'm sorry.

977
00:56:57,266 --> 00:57:01,633
- She's up in bed with the flu.
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

978
00:57:01,990 --> 00:57:05,885
You see, I had this strange
call from a man...

979
00:57:05,885 --> 00:57:07,617
...who changed the decorations on his cake.

980
00:57:08,084 --> 00:57:10,437
But Daisy hadn't chosen that before.

981
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,860
- Did you recognize his voice?
- That of a Yankee.

982
00:57:15,145 --> 00:57:18,265
Well, it’s certainly like that
that she wants it, Sara Jane.

983
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,452
Hey, thanks for the call. Bye.

984
00:57:26,382 --> 00:57:27,942
Daisy is still planning her wedding.

985
00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:30,469
In a certain way,
she gets help from the kidnappers.

986
00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:32,002
Man, she must be driving them crazy.

987
00:57:32,350 --> 00:57:33,687
After shopping for her.

988
00:57:33,687 --> 00:57:36,305
Bring him his stuff from... town.

989
00:57:37,139 --> 00:57:38,451
- They have to go to town.
- They have to go to town.

990
00:57:40,721 --> 00:57:42,598
So the boys were watching
all the places...

991
00:57:42,598 --> 00:57:44,977
...who had something to do
with the preparation of a wedding.

992
00:57:45,924 --> 00:57:49,960
There was only one bakery,
than a textile store...

993
00:57:50,995 --> 00:57:53,248
...and a general store
having everything for a wedding...

994
00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:58,812
...including invitations
and hunting rifles.

995
00:58:20,987 --> 00:58:23,887
Hey, Bo. One of the old boys
from the fight at the bar...

996
00:58:23,887 --> 00:58:25,539
...just went
at the textile store.

997
00:58:26,490 --> 00:58:29,006
Or he does the shopping for Daisy
or he does economic management.

998
00:58:29,274 --> 00:58:30,160
I'll go check, Enos.

999
00:58:35,564 --> 00:58:36,522
- Hello, Bo.
- Hello, Miss.

1000
00:58:54,018 --> 00:58:55,395
Bo, gettte. He's coming.

1001
00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:25,704
Come on, Bo, let's go!

1002
00:59:25,704 --> 00:59:27,355
Calm down, we're not in a hurry.

1003
00:59:27,544 --> 00:59:30,411
- What do you mean?
- We know where they're going.

1004
00:59:30,623 --> 00:59:31,861
- What are you talking about?
- Where?

1005
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:33,453
Look what I found under the wheel.

1006
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:34,393
It's what ?

1007
00:59:35,024 --> 00:59:36,758
- Cotton wool.
- The old cotton factory!

1008
00:59:36,758 --> 00:59:37,746
Yeah, guessed right.

1009
00:59:38,844 --> 00:59:40,426
Very good, I took care of it.

1010
00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:47,027
Were you given the key?

1011
00:59:48,310 --> 00:59:49,470
- Come on.
- Yeah, yeah.

1012
00:59:53,873 --> 00:59:56,535
The old cotton factory.
It has been closed for years.

1013
00:59:56,742 --> 00:59:59,480
There is enough firepower
for the Hatfields and the McCoys.

1014
00:59:59,574 --> 01:00:01,696
We're supposed to go
in there and save Daisy...

1015
01:00:01,939 --> 01:00:03,154
...in the middle of a race?

1016
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:05,370
Think of the surprise they will have.

1017
01:00:05,881 --> 01:00:10,138
Friends, they will have to be more
determined that a bucket full of snakes.

1018
01:00:12,581 --> 01:00:14,832
So the boys have
shows ingenuity...

1019
01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:16,941
...by exposing the plan to Enos and Cooter.

1020
01:00:17,775 --> 01:00:20,446
Very well, you all know that
the moonlight race track...

1021
01:00:20,462 --> 01:00:22,641
...is half road, half fields.

1022
01:00:23,638 --> 01:00:25,629
As long as you pass
each checkpoint...

1023
01:00:25,629 --> 01:00:28,194
...no matter which route you take
to achieve one or the other.

1024
01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:30,253
So, that means we can leave the race...

1025
01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:32,804
...to go and rescue Daisy
and resume the race afterwards.

1026
01:00:32,932 --> 01:00:35,434
- Exact. - How many guards
do you think there is at the factory?

1027
01:00:35,670 --> 01:00:38,347
The same as in the Boar's lair.
We've already come up against them.

1028
01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:41,532
I think that works in our favor.

1029
01:00:41,776 --> 01:00:42,968
And what will happen to the factory?

1030
01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:46,392
That's the fun part.

1031
01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,646
What do you mean by,
swap cars?

1032
01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:56,296
After Kam passes the first point
out of control, he goes into the woods...

1033
01:00:56,858 --> 01:00:58,083
...and you meet him there with that.

1034
01:01:00,114 --> 01:01:03,558
Later, you find him at the last
checkpoint at Route U.T....

1035
01:01:03,945 --> 01:01:05,443
...and he ends up in your car.

1036
01:01:06,123 --> 01:01:08,052
In case they check
the engine at the finish line.

1037
01:01:08,684 --> 01:01:11,332
You see, with this engine, we lose.

1038
01:01:13,725 --> 01:01:16,252
No, hey, I never accepted
to exchange cars.

1039
01:01:16,252 --> 01:01:18,211
This is the car we paid for for you!
Now...

1040
01:01:19,329 --> 01:01:21,633
You want Double Zero
comes back whole, eh?

1041
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:23,412
Yes.

1042
01:01:25,795 --> 01:01:26,246
Perfect.

1043
01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:29,031
We will contact you.

1044
01:01:36,470 --> 01:01:39,079
If only he knew this
which we reserve for Dukes.

1045
01:01:42,111 --> 01:01:43,888
What is it, Clint?

1046
01:01:43,888 --> 01:01:46,354
Mama Jo, I thought about it, you know.

1047
01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:50,556
I know nothing will go wrong,
but I thought...

1048
01:01:50,556 --> 01:01:52,798
...if there happens to be a
small flaw in this law...

1049
01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:56,422
...you're going to be stupid again
this park in the marsh?

1050
01:01:56,558 --> 01:01:57,839
But of course yes.

1051
01:01:58,267 --> 01:02:01,666
Well, you see, Hazzard people,
they could use that.

1052
01:02:01,934 --> 01:02:05,218
Well, stop worrying your
charming head on that, partner.

1053
01:02:05,218 --> 01:02:05,902
Well, that's...

1054
01:02:11,546 --> 01:02:12,118
What is it?

1055
01:02:13,309 --> 01:02:15,594
Soil samples for
construction tests.

1056
01:02:15,594 --> 01:02:16,336
Don't you remember?

1057
01:02:16,336 --> 01:02:18,529
We put them together when you
took us to the marsh site?

1058
01:02:19,576 --> 01:02:21,937
Now, don't worry, Clint.

1059
01:02:22,203 --> 01:02:25,229
- It's all in the bag.
- Yes, sir, in the bag.

1060
01:02:28,298 --> 01:02:29,659
However, wedding plans...

1061
01:02:29,659 --> 01:02:31,758
...cooked like a
Tennessee barn on fire.

1062
01:02:32,254 --> 01:02:35,845
Miss Hazel had invited everyone
to take their model and their material...

1063
01:02:36,696 --> 01:02:39,068
...and that was it. Combine than run away.

1064
01:02:39,068 --> 01:02:40,430
And by choosing this fabric,

1065
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,791
It is lighter and does not crease much.

1066
01:02:43,619 --> 01:02:46,251
It's perfect. It's really pretty.
- Yeah ?

1067
01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:49,727
But how do the bridesmaids' dresses
of honors will be ready for Saturday?

1068
01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:53,404
A daughter of Hazzard can buy
the material and the model,

1069
01:02:53,404 --> 01:02:54,625
...do your nails and do your hair...

1070
01:02:54,922 --> 01:02:57,520
...and put on the dress when
her guy takes her in the evening.

1071
01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:02,445
It saddens me that your mother does not
can't see in your wedding dress.

1072
01:03:03,121 --> 01:03:05,048
My mother missed all my weddings.

1073
01:03:05,392 --> 01:03:06,563
And she is alive.

1074
01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:08,784
Mama Max....
- Yes?

1075
01:03:09,697 --> 01:03:10,668
I thought...

1076
01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:13,870
...will you be at my wedding?

1077
01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:15,287
Me ?

1078
01:03:17,545 --> 01:03:18,407
Are you serious?

1079
01:03:19,866 --> 01:03:20,933
I never knew my mother...

1080
01:03:21,687 --> 01:03:23,785
...and I miss her
now more than ever.

1081
01:03:25,136 --> 01:03:26,220
But after all your help,

1082
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:30,361
...well, I would be proud
that you take his place.

1083
01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:32,898
Oh, my dear.

1084
01:03:34,198 --> 01:03:37,116
I always dreamed of planning
my daughter's wedding...

1085
01:03:37,116 --> 01:03:38,860
...only, I never had one.

1086
01:03:39,488 --> 01:03:41,287
I...yes.

1087
01:03:44,462 --> 01:03:48,272
Oh, Daisy, we're going to have
a wonderful marriage.

1088
01:03:55,491 --> 01:03:59,315
A guy named MoJo showed up
with his band of gorillas.

1089
01:03:59,518 --> 01:04:00,517
He says you sent for him.

1090
01:04:01,098 --> 01:04:01,848
Show him the entrance.

1091
01:04:03,863 --> 01:04:04,879
What's the matter, Mama?

1092
01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:06,604
You'll see.

1093
01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:14,817
MoJo.

1094
01:04:15,506 --> 01:04:16,113
Hi, Mama.

1095
01:04:16,912 --> 01:04:18,900
Ryker, this is MoJo and the boys.

1096
01:04:19,127 --> 01:04:20,283
Additional insurance...

1097
01:04:20,283 --> 01:04:22,949
...in case the Dukes
would try something stupid.

1098
01:04:23,991 --> 01:04:24,672
Enter.

1099
01:04:31,587 --> 01:04:33,046
The big day has finally arrived...

1100
01:04:33,046 --> 01:04:36,119
...and Hazzard had never seen
so many people at once.

1101
01:04:36,546 --> 01:04:40,319
Everyone longed for the old
renewed race of moonlight...

1102
01:04:40,319 --> 01:04:42,157
...between General Lee and Double Zero.

1103
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:45,427
For the first time
anyone remembers...

1104
01:04:46,157 --> 01:04:48,631
...most voted against General Lee.

1105
01:04:49,634 --> 01:04:52,389
They were setting up for the end
of the race and Daisy's marriage.

1106
01:04:52,897 --> 01:04:55,496
Her bridesmaids were
embellished and ready to go...

1107
01:04:55,496 --> 01:04:58,850
...and very close there was the
chilli rattlesnake competition...

1108
01:04:59,609 --> 01:05:03,236
...where people were very excited because
that the judges were still alive.

1109
01:05:03,919 --> 01:05:05,479
And unbeknownst to everyone,

1110
01:05:05,838 --> 01:05:08,266
Mama's boys
were cooking up a surprise...

1111
01:05:08,266 --> 01:05:10,029
...for the Dukes along the road.

1112
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,371
Everyone pay attention.

1113
01:05:13,031 --> 01:05:13,895
Back at the factory,

1114
01:05:14,058 --> 01:05:17,041
Daisy hoped that her deception
would allow the boys to guess...

1115
01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:18,007
...where she was.

1116
01:05:19,371 --> 01:05:20,793
In the fight of the toughest person,

1117
01:05:20,955 --> 01:05:23,476
...poor Bertha Jo and
Bubba were the finalists.

1118
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,945
Friends, it was heartbreaking.

1119
01:05:37,779 --> 01:05:38,837
Rock and roll.

1120
01:05:40,082 --> 01:05:42,924
- Bring her back, boys.
- Yes, sir.

1121
01:05:44,219 --> 01:05:45,079
Listen, guys.

1122
01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:48,234
Keep your foot on the floor,
but watch out for jumps.

1123
01:05:48,289 --> 01:05:48,610
Hey.

1124
01:06:01,407 --> 01:06:02,400
The fun has begun.

1125
01:06:03,004 --> 01:06:04,915
You see,
in a moonlight race,

1126
01:06:04,915 --> 01:06:06,751
...shippers must
loading boxes of water...

1127
01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:07,986
...like in time.

1128
01:06:08,571 --> 01:06:10,787
The first person in charge was the first to leave.

1129
01:06:15,622 --> 01:06:16,496
Bo, come help me!

1130
01:06:17,237 --> 01:06:17,565
Great.

1131
01:06:18,586 --> 01:06:19,466
Let's go!

1132
01:06:49,945 --> 01:06:52,533
So the Dukes had
got off to a bad start.

1133
01:06:55,301 --> 01:06:58,062
And poor Daisy was working
still on her dress...

1134
01:06:58,062 --> 01:07:01,098
...wondering if we were going to
help her with her marriage.

1135
01:07:05,257 --> 01:07:06,662
Very good. Go for it !

1136
01:07:06,662 --> 01:07:10,052
And in the tournament of the most person
tough, the worst was bound to happen.

1137
01:07:10,658 --> 01:07:15,380
You see, Bertha Jo and Bubba
had to fight for the championship.

1138
01:07:25,473 --> 01:07:25,962
Fight!

1139
01:07:27,986 --> 01:07:30,519
Double Zero must have been good
far ahead of the Dukes...

1140
01:07:30,519 --> 01:07:33,829
...before the 1st checkpoint
to make Mama Max's plan work.

1141
01:07:34,797 --> 01:07:35,749
And they were.

1142
01:07:44,503 --> 01:07:45,015
Attention !

1143
01:07:48,685 --> 01:07:51,654
And they thought they had
got off to a bad start.

1144
01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:55,758
Do you want to see that again?

1145
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,132
Look.

1146
01:07:59,668 --> 01:08:00,443
Bo, watch out!

1147
01:08:19,691 --> 01:08:21,408
- You're going a little wrong.
- Yeah.

1148
01:08:21,408 --> 01:08:22,434
Keep it up.

1149
01:08:22,434 --> 01:08:24,281
I'll come back later
explain what happened.

1150
01:08:24,281 --> 01:08:25,199
I want to hear that.

1151
01:08:30,797 --> 01:08:32,844
Meanwhile, at TPC...

1152
01:08:32,844 --> 01:08:35,692
...once Bertha Jo and Bubba face to face,

1153
01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:37,319
...they couldn't fight.

1154
01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,794
Love had really upset them.

1155
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:41,395
That will do it.

1156
01:08:48,127 --> 01:08:51,500
- Bubba, you're not even trying.
- But neither do you.

1157
01:08:54,607 --> 01:08:55,460
Are you okay, darling?

1158
01:08:58,324 --> 01:09:01,150
The boys had made an appointment
at the point with Enos near the cotton factory.

1159
01:09:01,406 --> 01:09:03,479
General Lee will head to
first checkpoint...

1160
01:09:03,615 --> 01:09:05,826
...to prove that the Dukes
Were still in the race...

1161
01:09:05,826 --> 01:09:09,448
...while Luke went to the factory
to start the emergency plan.

1162
01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:11,158
Are you following well there?

1163
01:09:11,955 --> 01:09:14,530
Now that old Kam had
passed the 1st checkpoint...

1164
01:09:14,631 --> 01:09:15,945
He went into the woods...

1165
01:09:16,149 --> 01:09:18,970
...and made the exchange with
the sulphurous Double Zero 2.

1166
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:22,018
Kam thought that General Lee
had been slowed down at the barn...

1167
01:09:22,115 --> 01:09:23,966
...and that with a boosted car...

1168
01:09:23,966 --> 01:09:25,314
...he could stay on the roads...

1169
01:09:25,314 --> 01:09:27,422
...and win easily
without passing through fields.

1170
01:09:27,884 --> 01:09:29,557
It was his second mistake.

1171
01:09:29,787 --> 01:09:33,620
The first was to come to Hazzard
and cross paths with the Dukes.

1172
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,659
Bubba, you hit harder
when playing Scrabble.

1173
01:09:46,429 --> 01:09:49,284
Oh, yeah? you haven't yet
given a decent blow.

1174
01:09:50,331 --> 01:09:52,708
What's the matter, are you scared?
to break a nail?

1175
01:09:56,471 --> 01:09:59,650
- Bubba? Are you doing well ? Bubba.
- One, two, three...

1176
01:09:59,650 --> 01:10:04,391
-...four, five, six, seven, eight...
-You're pretending.

1177
01:10:04,757 --> 01:10:06,336
...nine, ten.

1178
01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,037
You're ko.

1179
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:13,614
At the 1st checkpoint,

1180
01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:15,597
...Bo and Enos have shown that they
were still in the race.

1181
01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:23,487
Then they cut through the
countryside straight towards the cotton factory...

1182
01:10:24,098 --> 01:10:27,191
...where Luke was perched in a tree
try to enter the complex.

1183
01:10:48,256 --> 01:10:49,228
I can get it from here.

1184
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,057
Yeah ? From here?

1185
01:11:00,648 --> 01:11:03,153
Now while Luke
doing his circus act to get home...

1186
01:11:03,961 --> 01:11:06,913
...back in battle,
it was quite a hullabaloo.

1187
01:11:07,475 --> 01:11:09,250
Several people could
see a better fight...

1188
01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:11,290
....by staying at home on Saturday evening.

1189
01:11:18,487 --> 01:11:20,997
It looks like a wedding
from Hazzard, right?

1190
01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:25,554
- Bubba, come back this way.
- Yeah.

1191
01:11:25,893 --> 01:11:27,918
Cheaters! Come back!

1192
01:11:33,835 --> 01:11:36,098
Bo, it's Luke. I'm sure
the roof. What is your position?

1193
01:11:37,932 --> 01:11:40,647
Yeah, we just got here
the woods behind the factory, Luke.

1194
01:11:41,442 --> 01:11:42,153
What made you late?

1195
01:11:42,777 --> 01:11:44,281
Listen, I'm going to go through the roof door...

1196
01:11:44,281 --> 01:11:45,333
...and look for Daisy, okay?

1197
01:12:02,441 --> 01:12:04,081
A semi automatic can do it.

1198
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:06,991
- So, you really like him?
- Oh, yeah.

1199
01:12:07,201 --> 01:12:09,074
- Really ?
- Absolutely. She is beautiful, my daughter.

1200
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,570
- Come back that way, quickly.
- Oh, leave her.

1201
01:12:11,779 --> 01:12:12,378
And after?

1202
01:12:25,755 --> 01:12:28,829
Hey, Bo, do you remember the guys we
stayed at the Boar's Den?

1203
01:12:29,361 --> 01:12:30,240
Well, it's not them.

1204
01:12:30,538 --> 01:12:32,316
Ces types sont arm� comme
les Temp�tes de D�serts.

1205
01:12:32,425 --> 01:12:33,652
Ils doivent �tre 8 ou 10.

1206
01:12:33,834 --> 01:12:35,953
You don't like the way
Do we still have a little head start?

1207
01:12:36,364 --> 01:12:38,355
Mama Jo a d� engag� des mercenaires.

1208
01:12:40,713 --> 01:12:43,125
And I don't like it.
It was 10 against 3.

1209
01:12:43,376 --> 01:12:44,654
On ferait mieux d'aller trouver de l'aide.

1210
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,397
On est plus aussi jeunes qu'on l'�tait.

1211
01:12:46,646 --> 01:12:47,802
Hey, speak for yourself.

1212
01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:50,394
Qui tu veux que j'aille chercher,
Les �claireuses de Hazzard ?

1213
01:12:50,811 --> 01:12:52,351
Go ahead, now.

1214
01:12:53,114 --> 01:12:54,728
Very good. We're coming back. Hold on.

1215
01:12:55,206 --> 01:12:56,926
Eh bien, autant pour le Plan A.

1216
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:05,946
Back in town, Uncle Jesse got
2nd prize for his rattlesnake chili.

1217
01:13:06,107 --> 01:13:06,865
Nice work.

1218
01:13:06,865 --> 01:13:08,943
But he couldn't enjoy
of victory with its disquiet.

1219
01:13:12,224 --> 01:13:13,570
- Stop this van!
- No !

1220
01:13:13,901 --> 01:13:16,890
- Stop her! Stop her!
- Bertha Jo!

1221
01:13:17,174 --> 01:13:18,542
You ruined the fight!

1222
01:13:19,017 --> 01:13:20,799
How am I going to make you
trust again?!

1223
01:13:20,799 --> 01:13:23,795
Hey, I barely felt
your weak kick!

1224
01:13:23,795 --> 01:13:25,303
Oh yeah? Sense that!
- Come on !

1225
01:13:29,213 --> 01:13:30,296
Hey, Bo.

1226
01:13:31,144 --> 01:13:33,746
Bertha Jo, Bubba,
do you really want to fight?

1227
01:13:34,432 --> 01:13:34,920
Yeah.

1228
01:13:37,034 --> 01:13:37,892
Bertha Jo.

1229
01:13:45,451 --> 01:13:47,467
Hey, Luke. Hey, Luke. Hey, Luke.
We're back.

1230
01:13:48,187 --> 01:13:51,294
Listen, I found the scouts,
But...are you ready for this?

1231
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:54,986
- I brought Bubba and Bertha Jo.
- No one is ready for Bertha Jo.

1232
01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:56,552
How do you plan to get back?

1233
01:13:57,064 --> 01:13:58,536
Well, the charm of
the countryside, of course.

1234
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:10,314
- Hey.
- Hi.

1235
01:14:10,491 --> 01:14:13,153
- Do you have fuel?
- Of course. Where is your cash register?

1236
01:14:13,425 --> 01:14:16,900
On the road.
My boyfriend chased me away.

1237
01:14:17,271 --> 01:14:19,689
Why did he do that?

1238
01:14:22,187 --> 01:14:26,076
I keep looking for love
in all the wrong places.

1239
01:14:26,076 --> 01:14:26,953
I bet so.

1240
01:14:34,934 --> 01:14:36,132
Can you hold on for a second?

1241
01:14:49,330 --> 01:14:51,327
B.J., were you flirting with him?

1242
01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:54,328
I seemed to be flirting with him,
Bubba?

1243
01:14:54,502 --> 01:14:56,092
Nice job, Bubba.
Nice job, Bertha Jo.

1244
01:14:57,039 --> 01:14:58,123
Tie him up! I'm putting this one together!

1245
01:15:03,908 --> 01:15:06,244
Mama Jo called,
we're taking Daisy into town.

1246
01:15:06,955 --> 01:15:09,051
- Now, Mama said no guns.
- What ?

1247
01:15:09,051 --> 01:15:10,197
So, throw them in the bag.

1248
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,108
But what do you want me to tell you?

1249
01:15:12,108 --> 01:15:14,359
She changed her mind.

1250
01:15:14,359 --> 01:15:17,535
Look, we have bats,
batons, help yourself.

1251
01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,909
MoJo, look, it's not the Mafia.

1252
01:15:20,158 --> 01:15:21,652
They're just hillbillies. Please.

1253
01:15:21,829 --> 01:15:23,309
- Don't do that.
- Come on, be sure, man.

1254
01:15:23,898 --> 01:15:27,323
Very good, great. Tonight is Christmas,
and you are Santa's Elves.

1255
01:15:27,323 --> 01:15:28,462
Throw them in. Come on.

1256
01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:47,016
Whoever is holding Daisy is mine.

1257
01:15:47,484 --> 01:15:49,538
Looks like the guys from
Mama will face...

1258
01:15:49,538 --> 01:15:52,690
...� an irresistible force
carrying a hammer.

1259
01:15:55,374 --> 01:15:58,742
Ready, guys. 1, 2...Enos.

1260
01:15:59,594 --> 01:16:00,295
Sorry, Bo.

1261
01:16:00,747 --> 01:16:01,113
3.

1262
01:16:31,465 --> 01:16:31,989
Bubba!

1263
01:16:56,924 --> 01:16:57,656
Where is Daisy?

1264
01:17:09,403 --> 01:17:10,120
Say good night!

1265
01:17:13,079 --> 01:17:13,533
Hit him!

1266
01:17:15,676 --> 01:17:16,749
- Punch him, man!
- Luke!

1267
01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:19,853
- NOW ?
- NOW !

1268
01:17:25,303 --> 01:17:27,165
Very good, you. Come on.

1269
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,341
Luke, what took you so long?

1270
01:17:35,341 --> 01:17:36,166
You were doing pretty well!

1271
01:17:37,387 --> 01:17:37,972
THANKS.

1272
01:17:40,299 --> 01:17:41,894
Oh, no. Not yet.

1273
01:17:42,403 --> 01:17:43,707
Can't we discuss this, Mr. Enos?

1274
01:17:45,406 --> 01:17:49,378
Oh, no!

1275
01:17:52,212 --> 01:17:53,765
Hey guys, where's Daisy?

1276
01:17:54,474 --> 01:17:57,079
- In there, Enos.
-Thank you, Luke. Thanks, Bob.

1277
01:17:58,148 --> 01:18:01,255
Enos. Hey, hello.

1278
01:18:01,555 --> 01:18:02,070
Daisy.

1279
01:18:03,924 --> 01:18:04,933
Get me out of here.

1280
01:18:14,235 --> 01:18:15,702
Oh, Daisy. Daisy, I missed you.

1281
01:18:15,869 --> 01:18:18,099
- Are you okay?
- I'm doing well.

1282
01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:19,081
Did you miss me?

1283
01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:21,150
But you know yes.

1284
01:18:22,282 --> 01:18:24,108
- Very good.
- Hey. Hey.

1285
01:18:24,812 --> 01:18:25,891
We have a race to run. Come on.

1286
01:18:26,915 --> 01:18:27,692
Yeah, you're right.

1287
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:30,957
Kam and Double Zero had
past the checkpoint...

1288
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,903
...and it is certain that the race was won in advance.

1289
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:38,755
Very good. Okay, let's go.

1290
01:18:38,926 --> 01:18:40,967
You better stay
away from the windows, son.

1291
01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:44,801
All right, get in the trunk, kidnapper.

1292
01:18:45,664 --> 01:18:46,697
You're kidding, right?

1293
01:18:46,834 --> 01:18:48,136
Would you rather be
a hood ornament?

1294
01:18:49,274 --> 01:18:51,517
So I sewed them
together and I got this. Do you like it?

1295
01:18:51,517 --> 01:18:53,608
- I adore.
- See you at the wedding.

1296
01:18:53,608 --> 01:18:55,465
- Okay, perfect.
- Oh my God !

1297
01:18:57,177 --> 01:18:58,257
Hey, hey, Bubba!

1298
01:18:58,923 --> 01:19:00,208
- Let's go!
- Have a good walk.

1299
01:19:02,794 --> 01:19:03,894
- Let's race!
- Yeah !

1300
01:19:07,474 --> 01:19:09,550
Although they had a
tiny chance of winning...

1301
01:19:09,550 --> 01:19:11,289
...they were heading towards the
2nd checkpoint...

1302
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:14,246
...because when a Duke starts
a race, He finishes it.

1303
01:19:14,473 --> 01:19:18,072
In addition, the Duke farm and the
Hazzard Marshes were in play.

1304
01:19:25,464 --> 01:19:26,717
Hey, Luke, you see what I see?

1305
01:19:26,717 --> 01:19:28,183
I see double what you see.

1306
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:33,604
Buzz, what the hell are you doing?

1307
01:19:33,984 --> 01:19:36,101
- Guys, you were fooled.
- What ?

1308
01:19:36,519 --> 01:19:38,897
You were racing with
Kam with an illegal engine.

1309
01:19:39,348 --> 01:19:42,696
Kam was supposed to finish the race
in mine, but it doesn't start anymore.

1310
01:19:43,241 --> 01:19:46,058
Especially...without that.

1311
01:19:48,590 --> 01:19:49,197
Kam.

1312
01:19:49,959 --> 01:19:52,103
You better leave Hazzard
while you still can.

1313
01:19:59,105 --> 01:20:01,935
Listen, y�all, I want to race
with General Lee one last time.

1314
01:20:02,138 --> 01:20:02,939
So, what do you say?

1315
01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:04,630
fairly to the finish line?

1316
01:20:05,179 --> 01:20:07,851
- You have your bet.
- May the best win.

1317
01:20:07,851 --> 01:20:08,557
Very good.

1318
01:20:21,487 --> 01:20:23,235
You realize,
that if we win this race,

1319
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:24,439
...people are going to be really disappointed.

1320
01:20:25,029 --> 01:20:28,420
Of course, if Daisy gets dressed
before we cross the finish line...

1321
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:29,969
...they will lynch us
not during the marriage.

1322
01:20:30,048 --> 01:20:32,607
You want me to dress
for my wedding...

1323
01:20:32,901 --> 01:20:34,466
...in this car for
that she is racing?

1324
01:20:34,608 --> 01:20:37,341
- Do you have a better idea, Daisy?
- I could help you, Daisy.

1325
01:20:37,444 --> 01:20:40,311
- And no furtive glances, Enos.
-are you ready?

1326
01:20:40,567 --> 01:20:42,352
- at your signal.
- Very good.

1327
01:20:59,443 --> 01:21:01,679
There were 4.8 km left to finish until Hazzard.

1328
01:21:01,679 --> 01:21:03,413
Old Buzz decided to hit the road...

1329
01:21:03,413 --> 01:21:05,214
...so as not to risk
problems overland.

1330
01:21:05,806 --> 01:21:06,903
He will stay on the road.

1331
01:21:08,823 --> 01:21:10,604
The only way we have 
to beat him now...

1332
01:21:10,604 --> 01:21:11,853
...and go off-road.

1333
01:21:12,325 --> 01:21:14,041
It rained the night before the race...

1334
01:21:14,041 --> 01:21:16,787
...which had made the ground 
as solid as mud.

1335
01:21:17,366 --> 01:21:19,680
It makes driving more interesting.

1336
01:21:22,498 --> 01:21:25,153
Come on guys. Make me 
get out of there, it's not funny!

1337
01:21:25,859 --> 01:21:28,095
Okay, be careful, we have 
a few dents. Hang in there.

1338
01:21:38,372 --> 01:21:39,140
Hold on tight!

1339
01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:51,367
Bo?

1340
01:21:55,571 --> 01:21:58,855
However, old Buzz and
Double Zero were approaching the finish.

1341
01:22:09,672 --> 01:22:11,798
So, guys, what are we going to do? 
About the River Styx?

1342
01:22:12,133 --> 01:22:14,652
- Well, we're going to blow it, that's all.
- What ?!

1343
01:22:14,982 --> 01:22:17,051
- We've already done it before.
- We were younger.

1344
01:22:17,411 --> 01:22:18,074
And more stupid.

1345
01:22:22,749 --> 01:22:25,744
Enos, open your peepers.
You shouldn't miss this.

1346
01:22:26,963 --> 01:22:30,597
- Daisy, this dress is something.
- That's not what she was talking about.

1347
01:22:30,632 --> 01:22:31,919
- Look ahead.
- Hang in there!

1348
01:22:42,803 --> 01:22:46,002
Very good, very good, very good!
Did you like it, Ryker?

1349
01:22:46,002 --> 01:22:49,022
- It was great!
- Very good, cousin.

1350
01:22:51,268 --> 01:22:53,519
Old Buzz was at 
Hazzard city limits.

1351
01:22:53,580 --> 01:22:55,200
Oh, it was close by.

1352
01:22:55,888 --> 01:22:58,955
General Lee abandoned the mud
to hurtle down the asphalt.

1353
01:22:58,955 --> 01:22:59,830
We have a chance now,
guys.

1354
01:23:11,431 --> 01:23:12,818
This doesn't look good, Uncle Jesse.

1355
01:23:12,818 --> 01:23:15,619
I am sure that General 
gave us everything he had.

1356
01:23:29,269 --> 01:23:30,951
No, it's not possible!

1357
01:23:43,142 --> 01:23:44,805
I knew you would succeed!

1358
01:23:47,496 --> 01:23:49,596
- Very good, very good.
- Calm down, boy.

1359
01:23:49,869 --> 01:23:50,403
Come on.

1360
01:23:50,403 --> 01:23:52,773
It tore my jacket, pathetic.

1361
01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:54,933
Rosco.

1362
01:23:56,491 --> 01:23:59,103
This guy kidnapped Daisy
on orders from Mama Max.

1363
01:23:59,279 --> 01:24:00,883
he held him hostage
so that we lose the race.

1364
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,465
Did you kidnap Daisy from Hazzard?

1365
01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:08,218
Mama Jo, I think you have 
no more brains than a turkey.

1366
01:24:08,526 --> 01:24:08,914
What ?!

1367
01:24:09,243 --> 01:24:12,121
I'm sorry to have fooled you into 
the construction of this theme park.

1368
01:24:12,156 --> 01:24:15,203
- Did you fool me?
- Perfectly, I fooled you.

1369
01:24:15,599 --> 01:24:18,744
I...this...this ore.
I got this rare...what again?

1370
01:24:18,890 --> 01:24:21,134
...Gallium arsenide?
- Yes.

1371
01:24:21,134 --> 01:24:23,544
I...and I put it in the swamp 
for you to find it.

1372
01:24:23,619 --> 01:24:25,927
And that would appeal to you
to build this theme park.

1373
01:24:26,039 --> 01:24:28,697
And where did you get this 
Gallium arsenide?

1374
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:30,346
From a state geologist.

1375
01:24:30,464 --> 01:24:33,109
I asked him for this rare mineral...

1376
01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:36,027
...to use it at an exhibition 
mineral at Hazzard High School.

1377
01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:39,113
I lied a little.

1378
01:24:40,713 --> 01:24:42,627
Forbidden that you thought
That's for yourself.

1379
01:24:42,627 --> 01:24:43,601
Come on, who helped you?

1380
01:24:43,717 --> 01:24:48,151
Oh, well, I had a little 
boost from Boss Hogg.

1381
01:24:48,379 --> 01:24:50,626
- What ?
- What are you talking about? Boss Hogg?

1382
01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:53,503
- Who ?
- My big little friend.

1383
01:24:54,349 --> 01:24:56,335
You see, he...
he left his memoirs.

1384
01:24:57,124 --> 01:24:59,572
Called, the best plans 
established. Doesn't that make sense?

1385
01:25:00,034 --> 01:25:02,048
It tells...i...i...
there are chapters there...

1386
01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:06,137
...how to sell a guide dog
or underwater assets.

1387
01:25:06,413 --> 01:25:09,073
And there's the best part that I love,
he says:

1388
01:25:09,073 --> 01:25:12,082
''When you pick a gugus...''
It's you, Mama Jo.

1389
01:25:12,082 --> 01:25:14,784
“Always choose a crook.”
They are easier to fool.

1390
01:25:14,784 --> 01:25:16,280
"They're always trying to get 
something for nothing.''

1391
01:25:17,406 --> 01:25:19,826
Now the state police...
sent me a list...

1392
01:25:20,207 --> 01:25:22,589
...the cream of scammers 
most sought after real estate...

1393
01:25:22,696 --> 01:25:24,649
...and your name was number one.

1394
01:25:25,956 --> 01:25:27,556
Shame, shame,
everyone knows your name.

1395
01:25:27,556 --> 01:25:31,013
Idiot, congenital hillbilly chatterbox.

1396
01:25:31,562 --> 01:25:33,109
Handcuff and hole.

1397
01:25:33,364 --> 01:25:35,996
Wait a minute, Rosco.
It's my wedding day.

1398
01:25:36,031 --> 01:25:39,399
You can't put the lady of honor 
in prison before my marriage.

1399
01:25:39,808 --> 01:25:42,115
Mama Max is your Dams of honor?

1400
01:25:42,349 --> 01:25:43,501
- Did you know?
- Daisy, what are you...?

1401
01:25:43,968 --> 01:25:46,441
My dear Daisy,
I would never have kidnapped you...

1402
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:49,941
...if you hadn't found
this Gallium Arsenide too.

1403
01:25:50,198 --> 01:25:53,224
What ? But I found one 
new species of filicinae.

1404
01:25:53,779 --> 01:25:55,880
- Did you find a fern?
- That's it.

1405
01:25:56,418 --> 01:25:58,654
- What is she talking about?
- Filicinae?

1406
01:25:58,965 --> 01:25:59,887
How do you know all this?

1407
01:26:00,567 --> 01:26:02,756
Let's leave the explanations until later...

1408
01:26:02,756 --> 01:26:06,568
...for now,
We have a wedding coming up!

1409
01:26:14,493 --> 01:26:18,353
All right, everyone.
Everyone take a seat here.

1410
01:26:18,719 --> 01:26:20,269
Yep. You are perfect, Rosco.

1411
01:26:22,589 --> 01:26:25,448
Ladies, get in there
and let's start now.

1412
01:26:29,127 --> 01:26:30,253
My beloved ones,

1413
01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:33,762
...we are gathered here today
to bury a deceased...

1414
01:26:34,081 --> 01:26:35,462
-Rosco.
- Boudiou!

1415
01:26:35,462 --> 01:26:37,404
I took the wrong page.

1416
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:40,270
Weddings make me nervous.

1417
01:26:41,356 --> 01:26:42,816
Oh yeah, there you go.
Raise your right hands.

1418
01:26:43,977 --> 01:26:46,095
As Deputy Sheriff 
from Hazzard County...

1419
01:26:46,095 --> 01:26:46,767
Rosco.

1420
01:26:47,147 --> 01:26:48,316
Deputy Sheriff?

1421
01:26:53,889 --> 01:26:56,242
- Who is it ?
- Excuse me.

1422
01:26:58,303 --> 01:27:00,163
- I think I'm lost.
- L.D.?

1423
01:27:01,862 --> 01:27:04,093
- L.D.?
-Daisy?

1424
01:27:04,431 --> 01:27:07,376
- Who is L.D.?
- It was my husband who got away.

1425
01:27:07,376 --> 01:27:09,873
- You mean your ex-husband, right?
- Yeah.

1426
01:27:10,774 --> 01:27:12,136
Damn, I'm lost.

1427
01:27:12,613 --> 01:27:15,996
- Wait...wait...
- Daisy, wait a minute.

1428
01:27:16,634 --> 01:27:17,938
Wait a minute, and why?

1429
01:27:19,862 --> 01:27:20,889
What are you doing here?

1430
01:27:21,406 --> 01:27:24,376
Well, I drive the bus for 
Chickweeds. A country band.

1431
01:27:27,187 --> 01:27:28,176
-Daisy.
- Oh, my...

1432
01:27:28,374 --> 01:27:30,214
-Daisy. Good god!
- L.D....

1433
01:27:30,536 --> 01:27:33,303
- ...you've done enough.
- Are you okay, baby?

1434
01:27:33,693 --> 01:27:35,690
- I don't see anything.
- stay away from her.

1435
01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,917
- She comes to her senses.
- That's it.

1436
01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:39,176
She's fine.

1437
01:27:40,683 --> 01:27:44,823
Oh, I'm not ready for that.
I can't get married. I...

1438
01:27:44,823 --> 01:27:46,521
...can't! - What ?!
- I can't get married!

1439
01:27:46,986 --> 01:27:48,004
Sorry, Enos.

1440
01:27:49,007 --> 01:27:51,841
But I can't do that.
I can't marry you.

1441
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:55,972
A look at him,
and everything came back to me...

1442
01:27:55,972 --> 01:27:58,630
...and I'm not ready to try that 
once again. I'm sorry.

1443
01:27:59,284 --> 01:28:00,376
After 30 years,

1444
01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:03,001
I never wanted to rush you 
in anything, Daisy.

1445
01:28:05,946 --> 01:28:08,348
I was going to give you that 
for our Honeymoon.

1446
01:28:09,063 --> 01:28:10,281
It's that apple peel.

1447
01:28:11,998 --> 01:28:15,591
I came back and took it.
See, it's an S, for Enos Strate.

1448
01:28:17,573 --> 01:28:20,526
- Enos.
- Keep it to remember.

1449
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:25,118
We belong to each other.
Even fate confirms it.

1450
01:28:27,290 --> 01:28:29,558
I will just have to wait until...
as you grow.

1451
01:28:31,918 --> 01:28:33,279
Oh, how cute.

1452
01:28:40,673 --> 01:28:41,180
It's okay.

1453
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:50,214
Well, someone wants 
a free wedding?

1454
01:28:53,091 --> 01:28:56,387
Hey, Bubba. Bertha Jo.
What do you say?

1455
01:28:57,343 --> 01:28:58,552
You fight quite a bit...

1456
01:28:58,552 --> 01:29:00,033
...why not get married
and make it legal?

1457
01:29:02,522 --> 01:29:03,411
Come on !

1458
01:29:07,990 --> 01:29:09,535
Hey, don't put that book away, Rosco.

1459
01:29:18,399 --> 01:29:20,367
You will come back, you hear?

1460
01:29:47,001 --> 01:29:50,500
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