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{\an8}LOL: THE LAST WHO LAUGHS IRELAND
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Paul, shall we feed the donkey?
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- Okay, show me.
- Come on.
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Go feed the donkey, go ahead.
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Give Paul an apple. Play the game.
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We're going to feed Dermot.
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I'm afraid.
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Will you show me?
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DERMOT HI HAN
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead, Paul.
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Hey, man!
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You owe me five bucks.
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Damn, the donkey is throwing a tantrum.
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Shit. Look at this.
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Come give me a little kiss.
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Damn, the donkey is talking.
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But no. The donkey is talking to us?
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The donkey moves. Dermot Hi Han moves.
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Tylak! Are you paying yourself a slice?
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The donkey is alive.
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I have respect for Dermot.
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We are the same, him and I.
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When I saw it, I said to myself:
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"He's going to make us crack
by unleashing horrors."
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He looks like the donkey in Shrek.
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{\an8}You want to take a ride
in my swamp, big guy?
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He's going French.
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Dermot is the only one here
who has my sense of repartee.
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A little aggressive, a little reverent.
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A hell of a fool.
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I look like a donkey,
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but on the other side of the wall,
I'm a stud.
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I almost broke down.
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I thought I was breaking down, in my head.
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- I'm afraid.
- Me too. Don't leave me.
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Come here, all of you.
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Stop following me.
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It's harassment.
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A man and a woman
can't be friends anymore?
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Look at her, she follows me everywhere.
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Catherine fulfills her mission well.
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It was to be nice.
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You were great in Shrek.
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You too, Fiona.
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THANKS.
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It's Catherine.
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Hi, Kathryn.
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- Your mission is useless.
- I know.
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You can take off your headset,
it's over.
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Are you tired?
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Five and a half hours ago.
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Me too.
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Good evening, sir.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Is he serious?
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He likes it.
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Aisling, above.
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Higher!
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- Oh my.
- Higher!
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I don't want to participate in this.
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Good idea, it's worth wiping your hand.
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She deserves her stamp.
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It was great, Aisling.
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You had an effect on him.
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I have an effect on donkeys,
not to men.
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Okay, anyone have a carrot?
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You do weird things
with your body?
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Do you know how to do that?
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Oh yes, we are...
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Are we there?
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We are there.
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Do you know how to do it?
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- Oh my.
- The cow.
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I understand the idea.
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Not sure it makes me laugh,
the arm strike.
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Touch my shoulder.
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She's weird.
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- Can your breasts do that?
- Hello.
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Amy takes out her breasts.
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Okay, there...
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- Here we are.
- Here we are, friends. Yes.
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You can... Above all,
don't make any noise. Look.
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Hello.
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Can your breasts do that? Listen.
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Hello.
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Amy is unpredictable.
She goes where you don't expect her.
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She seems very nice,
a real princess.
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Hello.
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Amy, this is my weak point.
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Are they talking?
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- Her breasts speak.
- They say "hello".
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Hello.
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- Again.
- Hello.
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- Do you like it?
- Cuckoo.
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Oh dear.
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Breasts,
There’s something hypnotizing about it.
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Anyone want to grope them?
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Sorry, I'm leaving, I can't take it anymore.
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- I'm leaving.
- Where are you going?
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I'm in danger.
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- I have reached my limit.
- How so ?
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- I don't like it.
- It's nice, though.
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Hello.
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Amy Huberman,
the outsider of the competition.
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I think it works.
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I'm changing.
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Often, intelligent people
play dumb.
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But Jason is playing dumb
because he is.
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Put on some easy listening.
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It works.
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- Now for the weather.
- Come on.
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Rain and more rain.
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- A show for women?
- Yes.
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I love cleaning my house.
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She is too beautiful.
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And I want my husband...
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give me lots of babies.
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What am I miming?
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A cane. Salt.
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You're cancelled.
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- No more career.
- It's history.
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- File.
- From History.
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You had a great career,
but you have to go.
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Dave tries
to make yourself laugh in the mirror?
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- No, I'm putting on makeup, damn it.
- For what ?
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- The face?
- I'm putting on makeup.
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It's a mature man's technique
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to attract women.
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The idea was to put on makeup...
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As a mature man,
I wanted to put on makeup
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to look better.
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I put on my foundation.
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I follow the contours of my face.
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The breasts were genius.
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Every time we looked up,
we saw Amy
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with her breasts in the air.
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It was...
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She has fun with these tits.
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- No ?
- Looks like it.
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It’s liberating to walk around
with fake breasts to annoy people.
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That gave me four eyes.
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It reminds me of the photo of Janet Jackson.
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- Oh yes.
- Where is she...
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You're Justin Timberlake and I'm Janet.
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He does this seriously.
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It will really make him look good.
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Yeah.
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“Oops, sorry!”
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This photo will appear in the press.
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Who do we imitate?
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One, two, three...
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- “Oops, sorry!”
- Thelma and Louise.
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No.
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It was a Super Bowl concert.
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If you guys do it again at home,
take your time.
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- Will the result be funny?
- I don't think so.
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- In my opinion, no.
- Yeah.
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“No, Graham, no chance.”
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There you go, friends.
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Again?
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- Sorry.
- Oh, no!
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It's Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake.
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What was that again?
A malfunction.
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Breast dysfunction.
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A dysmammary function.
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Of course I looked ridiculous,
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but I really did my best.
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When it comes to calories, David McSavage...
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He's been eating from the start,
he won't stop snacking.
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You want some butter...
A little bread...
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- Hello.
- Sorry?
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No, I didn't say anything.
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I was going to make a joke on his toast.
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I changed my mind. Never mind.
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- Go ahead, do it.
- I'll do it in a minute.
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I repeat it in my head.
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He almost broke down, I saw it.
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I tried to corner him,
I really tried.
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It's getting tense.
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We circled each other like sharks.
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Do you want some bread with your butter?
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That's what I meant.
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It looked like a tango.
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We turned around
watching himself out of the corner of his eye.
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Take some bread with your butter.
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Deirdre, she seems nice,
but she is deceitful.
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She wanted to have me, it stressed me out.
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- Come on.
- What would Mary Robinson say?
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"Deirdre says the opposite
of what she means."
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That's it. While we should say...
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“Do you want butter with your bread?”
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It's true.
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- But yours is overflowing with butter.
- Quite.
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We were trying to make each other crack
without putting yourself in danger.
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You played on words,
it was a trap.
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The juxtaposition of terms is complex.
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I really tried
to bring David down with this.
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The double bass.
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The atmosphere was funny, light.
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It lacked a cultural touch.
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Oh, a sketch.
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Thank God.
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What's going on?
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Martin.
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It's Martin and his double bass.
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We forgot that he had arrived
with a double bass.
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A little music, culture.
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That's charming.
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Someone who comes back
with a giant instrument,
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for me, that's a bad sign.
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Oh dear.
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Look at the size of his double bass.
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- He doesn't really play it, does he?
- He dragged her here.
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Like the sad kids in the orchestra.
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Before becoming a comedian,
I played classical music.
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Nerd.
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I can't wait to see this.
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Yes.
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Come on, here we go. Go ahead, Martin.
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There, I would break down.
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Amy Huberman was next to me
with her fake breasts,
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to fiddle with your nipples as if saying:
“Do you like it?”
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-Paul!
- He's going to break down.
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That's his kind of humor, right?
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Deirdre's head.
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I'm going to dissociate myself from all that.
Let it end, please.
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Where does the smoke come from?
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What...
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It's over, right?
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Mess.
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No !
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Oh, no. How are you ?
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How are you ?
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You should have landed on me, it cushioned you.
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Are you okay, old man?
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When Dave McSavage tells you:
“Are you okay, old man?”
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- You're screwed, aren't you?
- Yeah.
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He had a fall
and no one helps him.
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Don't help him, it will embarrass him.
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- Damn, Martin.
- Martin!
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It closes slowly.
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“There’s nothing to see.”
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I don't know,
I thought the fall would make them laugh.
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I didn't make people laugh, I made people feel sorry for them.
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He made his double bass cum.
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It's not nothing.
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Oh, that's great.
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A fez.
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Is he going to imitate Tommy Cooper?
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Go on stage and imitate...
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- Should I try it?
- Yes.
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I try to...
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I'm trying to imitate Tommy Cooper.
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Can you pass them to me?
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You have to create yourself
a new personality, a character.
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- A killjoy.
- Yes.
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I have an assistant.
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She's going to give me some words.
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Why is he giving him an Irish accent?
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I can't imitate him.
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Dave, can you float behind me?
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I was a little delirious, psychologically.
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We all lost our minds.
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An Irish cloud. Where is the sun?
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I was gone.
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Where is the sun?
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I hide the sun.
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- Wait...
- Did you write that?
270
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,960
- No.
- All right.
271
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,560
First word: asshole.
272
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,720
Asshole.
273
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,920
- What is the game?
- Say words.
274
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,120
Just say words.
275
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,520
There is no game,
they say words.
276
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,720
Do wine cocktails exist?
277
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,880
I didn't know
if it was real or if I was delusional.
278
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,600
I lost my mind.
279
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,600
And I had already gone
in a psychiatric hospital.
280
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:05,840
But at least there,
people are trying to fix you.
281
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,680
Hope.
282
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,720
Another word.
283
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,000
Spongebob.
284
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,200
They're all losing control.
285
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,520
It's clear.
286
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,360
I'm freewheeling, anything can happen.
287
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,640
At one point, I thought I would burst out laughing.
288
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,440
But I was so
289
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,320
immersed in the game, that in fact,
290
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,680
I didn't laugh.
291
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,360
I tried to be busy all the time,
292
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:37,720
so as not to laugh.
293
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,040
I can't...
294
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,880
I broke everything.
295
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,320
Wait a second, look at this.
296
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,560
Come on.
297
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,800
Damn!
298
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:52,480
Oh my!
299
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,360
- This was our only bottle of water.
- I know.
300
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,280
I know, but I would...
301
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,000
- Anything?
- I have to...
302
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,800
- I have to stay moving.
- Of course.
303
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,720
Apparently,
her hair was well done.
304
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,760
Dave lost his temper.
305
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:13,520
After a certain stage,
we break down and start to become delirious.
306
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,560
My doctor gave me some advice.
307
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,720
It's true.
308
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,480
"Before making love,
go up the stairs three times."
309
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,000
Imagine yourself in your bed.
310
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,320
“I have to go up the stairs.”
311
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,160
And there you have it, a laugh.
312
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,280
Here we go.
313
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,080
Thin.
314
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,080
No !
315
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,920
I'm running so I can't wait.
316
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,520
Nothing stops me.
317
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,320
Hello, everyone.
318
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,200
Hi !
319
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,440
Why did I sound the alarm?
320
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,080
Let's find out together who found it
that something was funny.
321
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,800
{\an8} "Before making love,
322
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,480
{\an8} "climb the stairs 3 times."
323
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,280
{\an8} Imagine yourself in your bed.
324
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,720
{\an8} "I have to go up the stairs."
325
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,280
{\an8}Shit!
326
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,040
Here we go!
327
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,680
Amy, you're the one leaving.
328
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,080
It's me who's leaving.
329
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,240
We felt like you wanted to hold back.
330
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,080
- Yes.
- It's hard.
331
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:29,040
I know, it's hard,
but we don't let anything pass anymore.
332
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,920
Graham, a word for Amy and her breasts?
333
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,240
We heated your place.
334
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,080
Here we go, girls!
335
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,680
I was just amused
with their funny little anecdotes.
336
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,560
Damn anecdotes!
337
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,640
Say goodbye,
I'm waiting for you and your tits.
338
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,040
Good luck to everyone.
339
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,560
{\an8} Amy receives a red card.
340
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,880
{\an8} I have the privilege of being joined
341
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,400
{\an8} by Huberman and his tits in my lair.
342
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,440
We will miss you.
343
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,400
- All three.
- Hi !
344
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,880
Hello, I will miss you.
345
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,520
She turns her back on us,
I would prefer to see her face on.
346
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,080
- You surprise me.
- It was severe.
347
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,800
Amy Huberman. Hello, my dear.
348
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,400
- Come sit next to me.
- Hi !
349
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,640
Hi, how are you?
350
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,280
Did you miss him?
351
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:23,280
- It's been a long time.
- I missed you.
352
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,960
I didn't know they were so soft.
353
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,080
Sit down.
354
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,880
Where do they come from?
355
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,320
I've had them for a long time.
356
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,080
The filming photos will create a buzz.
357
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,920
“Is this Amy Huberman?”
358
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,200
I'm really going to miss Amy.
359
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,000
I have the impression
that we all loved him very much.
360
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,480
You did well, really.
361
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,880
I don't even remember laughing.
It's hard, I say.
362
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,200
- Now, yes.
- Yes.
363
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,400
Do you want to press the green button?
364
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,080
- Hit it hard.
- Yes.
365
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,800
- Here we go.
- Ready?
366
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,800
Shit, here we go again.
367
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,640
Are we trying to make Paul crack?
368
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,160
He didn't laugh once.
369
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,560
Laughter is a human trait, isn't it?
370
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,240
- What would make him laugh?
- I don't know.
371
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,400
It's very naughty what you're doing there.
372
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,640
Join us, Deirdre.
373
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,200
- Damn then.
- It's Annie.
374
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,200
- Annie.
- Are you okay, John?
375
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,440
- Annie.
- The cow.
376
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,480
This is what you inspire in me, Paul.
377
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,640
Yeah.
378
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,080
Want to squat?
379
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,560
Ah yes, the urge to fart.
380
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,800
I can see the farts there.
381
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,560
Wait, he's going to sit down.
382
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,080
Paul, you are...
383
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,800
dyed and curled hair
to do like me?
384
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,760
Yes.
385
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Paul is tough.
386
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,520
The only one who could make Paul crack,
It's Paul.
387
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,800
He's too strong.
388
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,560
- It's crazy.
- Yeah.
389
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,200
How about we dance a little?
390
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,760
I take care of the music.
391
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,200
- A little tune.
- We need good sound.
392
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,520
Here we go.
393
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,320
Oh dear.
394
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,320
He has rhythm in his skin.
395
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,680
They look hungry.
396
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,920
I don't know if you'll be disappointed
or happy to miss it.
397
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,240
All right.
398
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,200
I prepared a real feast for them.
399
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,120
Bring the table.
400
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,680
Damn, there's someone.
401
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,520
What ?
402
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,600
To eat?
403
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,360
There it is.
404
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,840
- Oh my.
- Wow !
405
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,800
I'm afraid someone will come out of there.
406
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,360
Thin.
407
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,320
That's not true.
408
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,800
Martin looks ready to break down
at the idea of what awaits him.
409
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,160
There's someone down there.
410
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,400
Do you think so?
411
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,720
You know a lot about it
in accessories, so say.
412
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,280
Did the holes betray us?
413
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,200
It'll be fun.
414
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,120
It sounds. Aisling is on the case.
415
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,880
- Go ahead, Catherine.
- You and me.
416
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,120
Go ahead. You, go ahead.
417
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,160
- Hello ?
- You're not hungry?
418
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,000
There is a real feast under the bells.
419
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,680
- If I were you, I would look.
- Oh, no.
420
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,080
- Interesting.
- Okay.
421
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,440
Graham says that in our place,
422
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,160
he would raise the bells.
423
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,040
There's a real feast underneath, right?
424
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,840
Go ahead and lift them together.
425
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,560
Come on !
426
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,200
Woohoo! It's us, Jedward!
427
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,040
Oh my!
428
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,240
What ?
429
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,280
He's John, I'm Edward.
430
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:25,880
Hello, Jedward.
431
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,000
It's a buffet.
Want to toss my salad?
432
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,200
- Wow !
- I'm going.
433
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,680
I've got it, we've been here for a while.
434
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,080
Jason, can I have some pastrami?
435
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,760
They make you want to smile,
they are cute.
436
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,600
Like little dogs.
437
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,600
This donut looks pretty good.
438
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,280
- A delight.
- It's perfect.
439
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,360
We've been here for 24 hours,
they sequester us.
440
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,920
- It's true ?
- Oh my!
441
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,960
Deirdre, you are getting younger every day.
442
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,160
- Thanks to my surgeon.
- Too beautiful.
443
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,760
You have matching tops, that's nice.
444
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,880
No way.
445
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,200
Can you give me a strawberry?
446
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,000
It's nice.
447
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,960
I can't believe David is taking off his makeup.
448
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,680
"I don't want to humiliate myself in front of Jedward."
449
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,560
Now that they are here.
450
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:19,080
“It’s still the twins
the most famous in Ireland."
451
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,640
For me, these two,
it is a work of art.
452
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,320
We can't criticize them.
453
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,720
They look like all my exes,
don't you think?
454
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,640
There is that, yes.
455
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,760
He's my type.
456
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,200
Do they have a code if they want to go out?
457
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,400
They can go out.
458
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,040
- Let's get out of there.
- Shall we go out?
459
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,280
Don't leave.
460
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,360
It's time to break out of our box.
461
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,960
Let them out.
462
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,520
- Come on.
- Free them.
463
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,800
Get them here.
464
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,520
Yes.
465
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,480
- Come dance with us.
- I need to stretch.
466
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,960
A new comedian is coming...
467
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,440
It's a mess in their heads.
468
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,120
He has the same cut as us.
469
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,960
It has gained volume.
470
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,400
They have beautiful skin.
471
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,320
- No ?
- Yes.
472
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,680
They are superb, they never age.
473
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,320
We're 31 now.
474
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,360
Jedward is 31 years old?
475
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,560
It feels weird.
476
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,920
In ten years, when they appear
in one show, they will be 40 years old.
477
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,120
You have to gain a little momentum.
478
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,400
Thin.
479
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,760
It's harder than it looks.
480
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,320
Watch out, John or Edward.
481
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,200
- Hi.
- Hello, Dad. How are you ?
482
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,480
How are you ?
483
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,760
Alright. We're a little lost.
484
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,040
It's noisy here.
485
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,680
Sorry.
486
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,200
Yeah !
487
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,480
I have to leave you.
488
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,680
That doesn't happen.
489
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,960
Good, adios.
490
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,080
What...
491
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,520
Come on.
492
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,680
Thin.
493
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,000
Someone is going to come out.
494
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,520
Oh dear.
495
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,360
Is anyone going out?
496
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,920
Here we go.
497
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Hello everyone.
498
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,960
Let's see who is eliminated.
499
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,600
I will be uncompromising.
500
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,240
{\an8}It'll be fun.
501
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,720
{\an8}Oh, no.
502
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,680
{\an8}If I go out, I take my knitting.
503
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,960
A hell of a big smile.
504
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,920
Am I going out because of a grimace?
505
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,160
I was just happy to drop out.
506
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,760
I'm not used to landline phones.
507
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,760
It's over, Catherine.
508
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,920
Fine, but who will feed my baby?
509
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,160
Good news, you won't leave alone.
510
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,160
{\an8}- David, I love you.
- We don't get along.
511
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,400
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
512
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,880
{\an8}I don't bite.
513
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,760
{\an8}Let's play a game.
514
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,960
{\an8}I don't believe it.
515
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,160
{\an8}I call it "twerk painting."
516
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,080
{\an8} - Welcome.
- And he's a dad.
517
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,200
{\an8}We have our big winner.
518
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,120
Subtitles: Marie Valerio
519
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,200
Artistic direction
Marie Caprioli