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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I invite you to proceed
to the Grand Hall.

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{\an8}You look fabulous.
You look very handsome.

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{\an8}I can't do it, Dottie. Could we
not pick it up another time?

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{\an8}- They could deliver to my house.
John, it's an MBE, not a pizza.

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{\an8}You're being awarded
one of the highest honours

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{\an8}anyone can receive.

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Excuse me, pal,
where's the exit?

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- Directly down the hall.
- Right. That's me off.

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- John.
- I'll embarrass myself, Dottie.

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I'll say something I regret.

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There's nothing you can say
she hasnae heard before.

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She's a woman of the world.
She's a mum. She's a granny.

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She's the queen
of the United Kingdom.

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Davidson, you stop this right
now and listen to me, right?

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You're here today
because you deserve to be.

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You've earned this title

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as much as anyone else
in this fancy palace.

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It's starting.

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Right, well, go save our seats.

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- No. I can't do it, that's it.
- Davidson!

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- My lords, ladies...
- You get your arse in there now,

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and you make us proud.

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Go on.

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If I say something,
it's your fault.

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All right, it's always my fault.

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Fuck the Queen!

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- You're all right.
- Sorry, everyone. Sorry, ma'am.

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{\an8}- Hi, Kenny.
Morning, John. Late again.

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{\an8}Traffic, you know.

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{\an8}Traffic was terrible.
Opal Fruits, one packet.

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{\an8}Opal Fruits, one packet,
duly noted.

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{\an8}Morning!

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{\an8}How you doing?

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{\an8}- Hiya, John.
Hiya.

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{\an8}You'll do your back in,
you know.

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{\an8}- I'm all right.
<i>- ♪ How does it feel</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ To treat me like you do?</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ When you've laid
your hands upon me</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And told me who you are</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Thought I was mistaken</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ I thought
I heard your words...</i>

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{\an8}You polish your boots
for the big game, John?

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{\an8}Aye. Put dubbin on 'em
and everything.

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{\an8}John, I need to take you
shopping after football.

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{\an8}I'm on a short shift.

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{\an8}I can meet you at the bus stop
when the game's finished.

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{\an8}- Have I got to?
Yes, you've got to.

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{\an8}You're starting big school
in two weeks.

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{\an8}I'm working at a house
near the park this morning.

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{\an8}- I might watch you play later.
Oh, brilliant.

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Come on, come on! Aye,
go at 'em! Come on, move.

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Put a shift in. That's it.

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- Jesus Christ!
- Ref! Ref!

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Don't tackle him in the box!

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Outside the box!
What are you doing?

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- Oh! Absolute clown.
- All right, Billie?

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Napier's gave away
another penalty.

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It's all right, John'll save it.

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Murder.

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Come on, John!

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- Come on, Johnny.
- Come on, Johnny.

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Yes! Yes, John!

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Brilliant save, son, brilliant!

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Good, good. Yes. That's it.
Pull it together, lads.

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We've still got time.

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Come on.

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Billie said it was

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the best penalty save
he'd ever seen.

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Said he's got a pal
at Berwick Rangers.

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Tuck your shirt in, John.

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I might even be able to get a
professional goalkeeping trial.

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Fix your tie, John.

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Dad saw it. He went loopy.

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He started punching the air
and everything.

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Hurry up.

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How does it feel?

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A bit weird. A bit...

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- big, you know?
- You need room to grow.

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Keep still a minute.

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That'll do.

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- Can I get changed?
- Yep.

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Just need to find you
some shoes now, John.

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- I might go fishing later.
- That's a nice thing to do.

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Relax you a little.

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How you feeling about
starting big school, John?

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- Bit nervous.
- You'll be fine.

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Just keep your head down,
stay out of trouble.

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Work hard, John.

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Course I will. I always do.

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<i>Welcome to your first day
at Galashiels Secondary School.</i>

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Today marks an anniversary.

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The start of a journey
that will define who you are.

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It will determine
what you achieve

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for the rest of your life.

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And it's my responsibility
to make sure you leave here

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having fully developed
your potential.

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With regard to your manners
and your personal conduct,

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I demand nothing
but the highest standards.

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- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir.

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- All right, Murray?
- All right, John?

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- How you doing?
- Aye, good.

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- I got extra chips.
- You jammy git.

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Ladies.

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How's your first day at school,
then?

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All right.

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- What's your name?
- Why would I tell you?

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Why would you tell me? Well...

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Cos you might want to come
to the pictures with me.

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And how are you gonna pay
for that, then?

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I've got a paper round.
I'm loaded.

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Get lost.

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He is. He's loaded.

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Come on now, William.
Make an effort.

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What did you have for lunch,
John?

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Um... chips.

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Just chips?

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- Aye.
- That's chips twice in one day?

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Chips twice in one day?

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We need to keep an eye on that.
Don't want you getting spots.

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- John. Sauce.
- Hmm. Sorry, Mum.

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So, uh, I spoke to Billie today.

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His pal from Berwick Rangers,
you know, the scout,

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he's coming over
to watch you play in goal.

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- Serious?
- Hm-hmm.

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That penalty save
must've done the trick.

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Magic.

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<i>I dream of a Ledaean body</i>

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bent above a sinking fire, a...

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a tale that she...
told of a harsh reproof

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or trivial event...

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that changed
some childish day to tragedy.

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Uh, told, and it seemed...

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- Told, and it seemed that...
- John, you all right?

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It seemed that
our two natures blent into a...

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In... into a...

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- Into a...
- John, what's going on?

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- Someone electrified his chair.
- Shh! John.

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Permission to go to the toilet,
please, miss.

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Aye. Away you go
and sort yourself out.

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Come on!

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- Leave me alone.
- Do it. Do it.

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- Piss off!
- Do the tic thing one time.

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- Come on. Stop it, man.
- No, no, I've got it.

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I've got it as well.

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Look at John.

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Piss off.

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- No.
- Just get lost.

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Look at him.

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- How's school, Sharon?
- It's good, yeah.

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Still got the same friends
and that in your class, or...?

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I mean,
it's a wee bit different.

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PE has changed the most.
But I've still got...

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John.

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- What are you doing?
- Um...

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It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.

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What's all this nonsense?

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I don't know.

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- Don't play the fool.
- I don't want to talk about it.

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- John.
- I...

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- John, where are you going?
- John.

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Don't let your dinner get cold.

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Right, everyone, come on.
Keep eating.

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What's he playing at?

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John, what's the matter
with you?

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- Nothing.
- There's obviously something.

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Acting the fool at the table.

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Well...

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I've started doing this thing
with my neck and my eyes.

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Jumping. Twitching.

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Well, you're not doing it now.

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You're just imagining it, John.

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Have a hot bath
and an early night.

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You'll be fine in the morning.

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- All right, Kerry?
- All right, John?

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- This is my mum.
- You're keen aren't you, hmm?

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Asking my daughter on a date
the first day of a new school.

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- We're just watching a film.
- Hmm. Is it suitable?

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- Is it suitable for your age?
- Aye, I think so.

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Is there any swearing?

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- Um... I don't think so.
- You don't think so?

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So what's it about then,
this film?

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It's about a man
who dresses as a woman.

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Well, that's not a good start,
is it?

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- You won't be watching that.
- Mum. Jesus!

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Language, Kerry.

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Hey. I don't want
any funny business, OK?

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

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<i>your projectionist tonight
is Eric,</i>

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<i>who has a hot, thirsty job
which he does very well,</i>

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<i>and, unlike you,
hasn't time to get himself</i>

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<i>a refreshing drink of Kia Ora.
Thank you.</i>

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<i>♪ Only the crumbliest</i>

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<i>♪ Flakiest chocolate</i>

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<i>♪ Tastes like chocolate
never tasted before</i>

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<i>♪ Only the crumbliest</i>

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<i>♪ Flakiest chocolate</i>

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<i>♪ Tastes like chocolate
never tasted before</i>

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Suck my dick!

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I'm sorry. Kerry.

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00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,625
I'm sorry, Kerry.
I didn't realise what I did.

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Get off me! Let go, you pervert!

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- Sorry.
- I told you no funny business!

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This is ridiculous.

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- Out.
- Sorry.

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Thank you.

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Do you mind if I join you?

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No, sit down, sit down.

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So, am I right in assuming
you're all first-year students?

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Yes, sir.

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- Settling in all right?
- Yes, sir.

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00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,458
How are you finding
the school dinners?

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Fucking shite!

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Uh... Um...

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I'm... I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to, sir.

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Uh, I...

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- What's your name, young man?
- Davidson, sir. Um...

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John Davidson, sir.

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Might I enquire as to which hand
you write with, Mr Davidson?

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All I ask from you, Mr Davidson,

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is a reassurance that
this never happen again.

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Yes, sir. It won't, sir.

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I'll spare you the embarrassment
of contacting your parents

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in your first week.

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But if I have cause
to summon you in here again...

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- Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
- Get out.

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00:16:25,541 --> 00:16:28,041
John. Come here.

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- What's going on with your neck?
- Nothing. Just stiff neck.

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Just stiff neck?
What's wrong with your hand?

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- Which one?
- Which one?

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The one you're not using to
stop the ball hitting the net.

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- Nothing, Billie.
- Nothing, Billie?

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- Aye.
- Listen.

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I've got a pal coming to watch.
Need you on your best game.

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- Yeah?
- Aye, Billie. All good.

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Right, come here. Come here.
See what you got here?

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Use both hands, yeah?

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Both hands.
I need you to use both of them.

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- Yeah? Let's go, come on.
- No worries.

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Archie Gemmill-style.
Come on.

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- Come on, John, focus.
- Both hands.

242
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,875
John, wake up, come on!

243
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,375
- Both hands.
- What are you doing?

244
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,958
Two of them.

245
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,750
- Billie.
- Gerry, how you doing?

246
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:31,541
- Is this the lad?
- That's him. Johnny Davidson.

247
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,541
- Is he disabled?
- No.

248
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,083
He's just a bit nervous,
that's all.

249
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,625
Come on, John. Get eyes on him.

250
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:47,875
- Come on. Get in there.
- Go, go, go.

251
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,500
You brought me all this way
for that?

252
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,958
Gerry, he's usually great,
I don't know what's wrong.

253
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,833
Gerry, give the boy a chance.

254
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,958
John, wake up!
You're throwing this away, son.

255
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,267
He threw it away. Chance
of a lifetime, what did he do?

256
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,125
- David, stop it.
- Acted the clown.

257
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,291
Stop it.

258
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,833
That scout came all the way over
from Berwick Rangers.

259
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,250
- He'll hear you.
- I want him to hear me!

260
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,041
I was ashamed today!

261
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,750
I'm fed up with him,
and I'm fed up with you an' all.

262
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,750
So it's all my fault,
is it, that he didn't play well?

263
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,416
Why does he act like that?

264
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,541
Listen to you.

265
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,458
He's frightened of you,
probably,

266
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,166
the way you shout and act.

267
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,833
Can I put my name down

268
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,166
to bring the class rabbit
home from school?

269
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,041
It's too much responsibility,
cleaning out the cage.

270
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,916
- Sorry.
- John, stop.

271
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,458
- John.
- Sorry.

272
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,458
Stop, please.

273
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:53,166
I don't mind picking up rabbit
poo. It's just like currants.

274
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,166
- Fucking rabbit shite!
- John!

275
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,541
Sorry. I'm sorry.

276
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,333
- You don't have to say that.
- I didn't mean to.

277
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,820
This is what I was telling you
earlier on, at the football.

278
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,250
What's this nonsense about?

279
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:07,500
- Oh!
- John! What the hell?

280
00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,892
Take your plate, get away
from the table. I've had enough.

281
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,541
Swearing and spitting.
Oh, it's disgusting.

282
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,625
You've had enough?
I've had enough.

283
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,041
- Go on, then.
- Aye, I will.

284
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,291
Off to the pub, as usual.

285
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,375
Just when you're needed.

286
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:29,333
Over by the fireplace.
You eat there from now on.

287
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,500
Never use language like that in
this house again, you hear me?

288
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,916
And you never spit at me again.
Get down on the floor.

289
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,208
Get down on the floor, John!

290
00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,500
- Mum, stop.
- You don't need to shout.

291
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,625
Face the fireplace.

292
00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:43,625
Face the fireplace.

293
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,833
If you want to spit,
you spit in the hearth.

294
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,000
Not at me, not at your father,
or your brother or sisters.

295
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,750
Sit down. You understand?

296
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:28,000
<i>Fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight!</i>

297
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,625
Fight, fight, fight, fight!

298
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:47,083
Get off me!

299
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,375
Break it up, now!

300
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,500
- Head teacher's office.
- He swore at me!

301
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,250
- I can't help it!
- That's enough.

302
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,958
I can't help it.

303
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,541
Sorry, sir.
I cannae help it either.

304
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:17,958
He's a fucking freak.
He started it. He swore at me.

305
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:29,583
I expect better.
Do you understand?

306
00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:32,500
- Yes, sir.
- Get out.

307
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,041
Davidson.

308
00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,458
Sit down, Davidson.

309
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:52,125
My opinion, should it be
of interest to you...

310
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,375
I think you would be better
served at a different school.

311
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,750
- It wasn't my fault, sir.
- But it was.

312
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,666
It is, and it always will be,

313
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,458
as long as you continue
to behave like this.

314
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,875
I will give you the opportunity
here, now,

315
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,500
to admit that this is
all imagined, invented,

316
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,416
purely for attention.

317
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,416
It's not, sir.

318
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,541
Think very carefully,
Mr Davidson.

319
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,541
One last chance.

320
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,291
I can't help it.

321
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,791
Then there's nothing
we can do for you.

322
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:28,833
If it is not a scam,
you should be in an institution.

323
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,000
What is the matter with you,
boy?

324
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,625
I don't know, sir.

325
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:36,083
If you do not stop this
behaviour, prison waits.

326
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,541
And if not prison,
something far worse.

327
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,666
The real world, Mr Davidson,
outside of this school,

328
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,083
will not be as sympathetic
as we have been.

329
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:47,041
- Do you understand?
- Yes, sir.

330
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:51,083
I'll be in touch with
your parents shortly. Out!

331
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,291
You cunt!

332
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,416
Mr Davidson.

333
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:02,125
Before you leave...

334
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:17,125
Now, before we have dinner,

335
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:19,333
I have something to tell you.

336
00:23:20,791 --> 00:23:22,416
Your dad is leaving.

337
00:23:22,791 --> 00:23:25,041
Leaving home, for good.

338
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,208
He's not coming back.

339
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,708
- Now eat your dinner.
- Why?

340
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,083
Because of me.

341
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:40,125
It's because of me,
Mum, isn't it?

342
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,458
It is what it is.

343
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:43,875
Because of me, though, isn't it?

344
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,625
Mum.

345
00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:49,458
Answer me!

346
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,041
Fuck off.

347
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:54,291
I've prescribed diazepam, five
milligrams, every three hours.

348
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:56,291
I don't understand,
he's only 13.

349
00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,208
All he did
was fall in the river.

350
00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,625
I'm not convinced he fell,
Mrs Davidson.

351
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:08,208
- I'm going mad.
- No. Don't be silly.

352
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:12,625
- I made Dad leave.
- No, John. No.

353
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:16,000
Just...

354
00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:18,833
I can't take it.

355
00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:23,458
I just feel like killing myself.

356
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:26,083
No, don't say things like that.

357
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:28,625
Everything's going to be fine.

358
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:33,291
We're going to get you better

359
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,416
in next to no time.

360
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,291
It's OK, John.

361
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,458
Shh.

362
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,125
It's all OK.

363
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:47,500
Yes. Shh. Go to sleep now.

364
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:49,916
Go to sleep, John.

365
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,250
Go to sleep.

366
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,625
They're wondering
what you were shouting at.

367
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:23,166
Shh, John. Come on.

368
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:29,166
Sixty-watt bulb will be fine.

369
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:33,416
Now, um, need to get
some potatoes for dinner.

370
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,375
- What are they for?
- For boiling.

371
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:39,083
- Two of those, they'll be fine.
- I'll get four just in case.

372
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,583
- What else?
- Fuck.

373
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,750
What else do I need, John?

374
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,458
I need some new toothpaste, Mum.

375
00:28:44,541 --> 00:28:46,208
Have you finished
your current one?

376
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,791
- Almost.
- Wait till it's all gone.

377
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,125
Before we get a new one.

378
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:51,458
- No worries.
- Remind me to get Oxo cubes.

379
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:54,000
Is that for a stew? A stew!

380
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,000
- Stop it.
- Sorry.

381
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:59,083
Johnny D. Jesus!

382
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,083
- How you doing, pal?
- I thought I heard you.

383
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,583
- You good?
- Yeah.

384
00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:05,708
Hiya, Mrs Davidson. I'm Murray,
John's pal from school.

385
00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:10,541
Murray, how are you? I didn't
recognise you. All grown up.

386
00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,958
- You're looking well.
- Thank you.

387
00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:16,083
I've been over in Australia.
I had a job and everything,

388
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,166
but my mum's not doing too well,
so I had to come home.

389
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,291
I'm sorry about that, Murray.

390
00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,958
It's all right.
Fancy a wee drink, John?

391
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,166
Have a wee catch-up?

392
00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:27,375
No, he can't drink, Murray.
He's on medication.

393
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,916
- All right.
- Hm-hmm.

394
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,166
- Could maybe just go for a walk?
- A wank. That would be good.

395
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,166
Would you like that, John?
A walk with Murray?

396
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:38,000
To give me a break?
And I'll see you at home?

397
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,166
Hmm.

398
00:29:39,250 --> 00:29:41,166
- It's good to see you.
- See you at the front?

399
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,833
- Yeah.
- Bye.

400
00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:47,083
Now, I need to get some coffee.

401
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:51,083
It's difficult to explain.
It's sort of like...

402
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:54,625
an impulse in my brain
that makes me do things,

403
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,625
or say things that I shouldn't.

404
00:29:56,708 --> 00:30:00,041
It's called Tourette's syndrome,
apparently.

405
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,708
Well, that's good then,
that they know what it is.

406
00:30:02,791 --> 00:30:05,041
Aye. It was brilliant
for the first few days

407
00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,208
until they said
there was no cure.

408
00:30:07,291 --> 00:30:09,750
Jesus, John, I'm sorry.

409
00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,791
So what happens now then?

410
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,166
- Looking for a job?
- Aye, I'd love one,

411
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:16,500
but, you know, what can I do?

412
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,416
What will they let me do?

413
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:22,166
Anyway, tell us about Australia.

414
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,250
- Oh, it was mental.
- Was it?

415
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,708
Travelled all about.

416
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:29,083
Saw the Great Barrier Reef,
worked on a sheep farm.

417
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:32,583
- Wow.
- I had to come back early cos...

418
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,958
I don't know if you ever
met my mum, did you?

419
00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:38,166
She's got cancer.

420
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:41,500
- Cancer of the liver.
- Oh, Jesus, Murray.

421
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,416
Given her six months to live.

422
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,291
Sorry, pal.

423
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:48,500
Want to come in
for something to eat?

424
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,291
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- Come on.

425
00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:52,291
I need to get back. I'm tired.

426
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,458
- Gotta take my tablets. Hitler!
- OK. No worries.

427
00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:57,250
You wanna do something soon,

428
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,573
- give me a shout.
- No worries.

429
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,541
- See you soon, Murray.
- See you.

430
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:03,250
Smells like spaghetti bolognese.
Sure you don't want some?

431
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:06,916
No, I'm OK. Hitler!

432
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Oi.

433
00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:12,166
What's wrong with
my spaghetti bolognese?

434
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:15,166
I'm sure it's great.
I just need to be getting home.

435
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,958
What's your name?

436
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,875
John.

437
00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:22,541
John, get your arse in here.
Be on the table in two minutes.

438
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,041
No, honestly...

439
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:29,416
Fuck you in particular.
Fuck, fuck you in particular.

440
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,958
God, John.

441
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,000
Come on, John.

442
00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:52,458
Oh.

443
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,500
Come on in, love. I'm Dottie.

444
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,750
You're gonna die of cancer.
Ha-ha!

445
00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:05,500
For fuck's sakes, John.
I'm sorry.

446
00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:08,666
Right.

447
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,833
Well, it's nice to meet you too.

448
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,750
I'm really, really sorry.

449
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,791
You're all right.

450
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:19,375
You know, that's the most honest
anyone's been with me in months.

451
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,000
Well, come on. Go and sit down.

452
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:25,000
Are you sure?

453
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:29,000
You're all right, I don't bite.

454
00:32:29,791 --> 00:32:33,458
- Shall I take my shoes off?
- No, we're not fancy in here.

455
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:45,833
John? It's getting cold.

456
00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:48,791
Aye, you carry on. No worries.

457
00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:55,083
Right. Let's eat.

458
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:05,541
Cunt.

459
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,833
What the hell was that?

460
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,000
Murray?

461
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,625
I don't know.

462
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:27,000
Mum, he's not been well.
He's on medication.

463
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,166
I thought as much.

464
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,333
Do you wanna check
if he's all right?

465
00:33:31,416 --> 00:33:34,166
Can I not eat first?

466
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:38,791
Right, well, let's just
give him a minute, OK?

467
00:33:58,166 --> 00:33:59,791
John?

468
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,208
John...

469
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,875
Just breathe.

470
00:34:23,041 --> 00:34:25,291
- Fuck off.
- John.

471
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,541
Hello.

472
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:29,583
- Are you OK?
- Aye, I'm fine, thank you.

473
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,666
I just wanted to say that, um...

474
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:37,666
- when I was in the bathroom...
- Yeah, I know. I saw.

475
00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:41,625
Right, well, um...

476
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,583
I just wanted
to apologise for that.

477
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:49,208
You're all right.
What medication are you on?

478
00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,500
I'm not.

479
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:57,958
I've been a mental health nurse
now for years.

480
00:34:58,125 --> 00:34:59,500
So...

481
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,083
- It's called haloperidol.
- Ooh.

482
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:08,000
I'm a lot worse
if I don't take it.

483
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:10,958
I missed one today and that's
probably why that happened.

484
00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:13,666
Have you ever thought
about stopping it long term?

485
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,458
Not really.

486
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,375
I don't think you<i> are</i> OK.

487
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,458
How are things at home?

488
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:48,083
Come on. I'll heat up your food.

489
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,500
Fucking pussy.

490
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,833
Mind your head.

491
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:17,416
Fuck's sakes, John.

492
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:30,458
<i>♪ Mild green...</i>

493
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:32,875
That was good food.

494
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:34,833
Thanks, John.

495
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,875
Dottie's dying of cancer!
Sorry, Dottie.

496
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:44,875
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck off, you cunt!

497
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:48,083
- Sorry, everyone.
- Right, John.

498
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:50,916
If you're gonna visit us more
often, which I hope you are,

499
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,875
I need to speak to you
about your language.

500
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,500
Aye, OK.

501
00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,458
We have one rule in this house.

502
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:02,625
And that's if you do anything
you can't help,

503
00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:06,041
you never, ever
have to apologise for it.

504
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:09,333
If you're out in the street with
people who don't understand you,

505
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:13,416
then fine, you know, apologise,
whatever, but in this house...

506
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:16,791
where we know you can't help it,

507
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:19,708
you know, where we know
you don't mean it...

508
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:23,833
well, it all means diddly squat.

509
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:28,250
It's the apologising
that drives me mad.

510
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:31,375
You don't need to apologise.

511
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,583
OK?

512
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,541
OK.

513
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,583
OK?

514
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:48,083
Aye, OK.

515
00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:52,166
- Thank you.
- Great. Thank you.

516
00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:11,208
John, leave that.
We're starting.

517
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,250
Aye, just one second.

518
00:38:15,666 --> 00:38:18,250
I've told John
that he can stay here.

519
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,583
Tonight?

520
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:27,625
Aye, tonight, or for good,
if he wants.

521
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,416
- Mum.
- What?

522
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:32,125
Have you lost your mind?

523
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:34,500
With everything
you've got going on?

524
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:37,875
The way I see it is like this,
I've got six months to live.

525
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,791
I can sit here
feeling sorry for myself,

526
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,458
watching<i> Neighbours</i>
and eating Pringles,

527
00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:44,000
or I can help this lad.

528
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:46,166
- Where's he gonna sleep?
- The box room,

529
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,666
if he doesn't mind pink.

530
00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:55,750
John, do you know blackjack?

531
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,708
- Is that pontoon?
- It is.

532
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,041
Aye, I can play that.

533
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:04,875
I've got two aces.

534
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,958
I'm sorry, everyone.

535
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,875
No apologies.

536
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,250
Right.

537
00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:18,250
We'll just pretend we didn't
hear that, shall we, Murray?

538
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,208
Yeah.

539
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:22,791
Chris?

540
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,791
Yeah.

541
00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:29,083
Great, we're all agreed.

542
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,750
Hit me.

543
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,083
Hit me again.

544
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:49,708
<i>As we said in practice,
very fast...</i>

545
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:52,541
- How was Murray, John, hmm?
- Hmm.

546
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,875
Lots of stories from
his adventure, I expect.

547
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,250
John?

548
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:01,291
Lots of stories
from his adventure, hm?

549
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,500
- I'm moving out.
- What did you say?

550
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,625
I'm moving out.

551
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:14,958
I'm going to live
at Murray's house.

552
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:16,916
If I didn't know any better,
I'd assume

553
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,791
that was one
of your nonsensical tics.

554
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:23,041
His mum, Dottie, said I should
discuss it with you first but...

555
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:25,250
that's what I'm going to do.

556
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,458
Hmm. I thought Murray said
his mum was sick.

557
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,541
She is. She's got cancer.

558
00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,625
Oh.

559
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,958
I think you're being naive,
John.

560
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,083
They're looking for someone
to look after her.

561
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:42,458
Is that what this is all about?
Is this her idea, is it?

562
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,625
No, it's what I want.

563
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,541
But you're needed here, John.

564
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,083
Your brother and sisters
are gone, your dad's left,

565
00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:50,708
and I'm not getting any younger.

566
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,791
I'm stopping the drugs as well.

567
00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:59,666
Well, I've heard it all now.
Was that Murray's mum's idea?

568
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,708
- She understands, she's a nurse.
- Oh, is she?

569
00:41:04,416 --> 00:41:06,333
And what's this, hmm?

570
00:41:06,416 --> 00:41:08,916
I'm a nurse, John.
Fifteen years.

571
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,291
And I'm also your mother.

572
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:14,208
Without your tablets,
you punch, you swear,

573
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:17,125
and spit and upset people.
You forgotten that, John?

574
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:18,916
I still do all that now, Mum.

575
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:22,041
You do it less when
you're on the tablets, John!

576
00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,291
Murray's mum has no idea

577
00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:33,208
how hard it is to cope with you.

578
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,375
I need a break.

579
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:47,125
You need a break.

580
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,875
- I'm sorry.
- John.

581
00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:02,666
I like black, what can I say?

582
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,416
Well, then this is brilliant.

583
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,333
I'm not gonna have to do
any more washing-up

584
00:42:06,416 --> 00:42:07,458
now you've moved in.

585
00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:10,958
Aye, you can fuck off, Murray.
And that wasn't a tic.

586
00:42:11,041 --> 00:42:12,666
So you've never been out
in Gala then?

587
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:14,500
- No.
- You never been to the Bizz?

588
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:18,208
- Are you fucking deaf?
- The Golden Lion? The Harrows?

589
00:42:18,291 --> 00:42:20,833
You've never lived, mate.

590
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,416
I went to the Golden Lion once,
with my dad, for a pint,

591
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,791
- but that was years ago.
- Well, that doesn't count.

592
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,875
The day you're off those pills,
me and you, out on the randan.

593
00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:30,833
Man, can't wait.

594
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,666
Was that a tic?

595
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:42,875
Course it was.

596
00:42:45,416 --> 00:42:48,666
That was just me being stupid.

597
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,958
- I'm coming for you!
- Don't! Don't! Don't!

598
00:42:52,541 --> 00:42:54,291
No, don't!

599
00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:00,291
- Look at the state of me!
- Aye, you look great.

600
00:43:01,375 --> 00:43:03,458
Oh, God!

601
00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:06,375
- Sorry, Dottie.
- It's all right.

602
00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,916
- Really ticky.
- I'm not surprised.

603
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,125
You're almost weaned off
the tablets.

604
00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:16,916
- How do you feel in yourself?
- I feel better. Sleeping better.

605
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,125
- Less headaches and that.
- Good.

606
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:22,458
That's what we want to hear.
Right, get me some grapes.

607
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,791
- Grapes.
- Oh, God.

608
00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:27,250
- Do you want red or green?
- Uh, green, please.

609
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:30,791
John, is there lentils in that,
or is there not?

610
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,625
Um...

611
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,500
No, you're fine with that one,
Dot.

612
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,333
Great. Two more of those.

613
00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:39,916
<i>Clean-up on aisle five, please.</i>

614
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,458
All right, Suzy?
How you doing today?

615
00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:45,791
- Good, John. How are you?
- Good. I find you attractive.

616
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:48,458
- How are you, Dottie?
- I'm good, love. How are you?

617
00:43:48,541 --> 00:43:50,458
- Good. You keeping well?
- I don't care.

618
00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:52,500
- How's your mum?
- She's a cunt.

619
00:43:52,583 --> 00:43:54,708
- Give her my love, won't you?
- Fuck off.

620
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:57,416
Show me your knockers.
Fuck off.

621
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:01,000
Right, John.
Oh, right, now, chicken stock.

622
00:44:01,083 --> 00:44:03,166
Chicken's cock.

623
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,458
Crap.

624
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:08,375
- Sorry, Dottie.
- It's all right.

625
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,458
You can't stand on my right,
you know that.

626
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:12,500
- All right.
- I did tell you that.

627
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:15,500
It's my fault now, is it?

628
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:18,125
You've given me a thick lip,
you numpty.

629
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,666
Sorry, Dot.

630
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:22,458
But you can't be
on medication all your life,

631
00:44:22,541 --> 00:44:24,125
you know,
bottling everything up.

632
00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,125
- What sort of life is that?
- I fucked that up, as usual.

633
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,916
No, you didn't.

634
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,333
- How's your lip?
- It's fine.

635
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,125
It's my fault for standing
on the wrong side of you.

636
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,708
Mum!

637
00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:41,750
John.

638
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:45,166
How are you?
Dottie, this is my mum.

639
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,958
It's nice to meet you,
Mrs Davidson.

640
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:48,583
- I'm Murray's mum.
- Pussy.

641
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:51,000
- Sorry, Mum.
- How are you, John?

642
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:53,500
It's been a while
since you came to visit.

643
00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:58,458
I know. Um, maybe I'll pop over
this weekend.

644
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,125
Um, John.

645
00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:06,791
Why don't you go to the post
office and get me some stamps?

646
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:09,083
That should be enough.

647
00:45:09,166 --> 00:45:11,916
I'll see you soon, Mum.
See you next weekend.

648
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,708
Bye, John.

649
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,791
I can see
he's off the medication.

650
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:21,750
He stopped it gradually.

651
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,500
He feels better for it.

652
00:45:27,541 --> 00:45:31,833
He's settled in well.
We love having him around.

653
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,875
John says you're a nurse.

654
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,583
That's right, yeah.

655
00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:40,000
Patience of a saint.

656
00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:42,708
Whatever patience I had,
it was used up years ago.

657
00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:43,875
Aye, well,

658
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:49,416
I was at Dingleton Hospital
five years, mental health nurse.

659
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:53,000
- So you know there's no cure?
- Aye.

660
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:56,041
Hm-hmm. And you've
not been well yourself.

661
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:58,041
Oh, I'm fine.

662
00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:01,041
The punching,
spitting, swearing.

663
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:04,000
It's a lot to take on
in your condition.

664
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:07,458
We're helping each other.

665
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:10,750
Well, I'd be grateful

666
00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,708
if you would ask John
to visit home more often.

667
00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:17,958
- Aye. I will.
- Hmm.

668
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:42,000
What's this?<i> Top of the Pops?</i>

669
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:44,875
I'm off the medication. Murray's
going to take me out clubbing.

670
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:47,541
So you're perfecting
your dance moves?

671
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:52,583
- Aye. What do you think?
- Great.

672
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:55,250
I'll leave you to it.

673
00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:58,041
<i>♪ Where's the confusion?</i>

674
00:46:58,208 --> 00:46:59,666
Wait.

675
00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:03,625
- What are you doing?
- Smartening myself up.

676
00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:05,875
No, take it out now.

677
00:47:05,958 --> 00:47:08,500
These jeans feel weird, Murray,
round the crotch.

678
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,958
When we get in there, John,

679
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:12,083
can you just relax
and don't do anything weird?

680
00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:13,458
- I won't.
- Yeah?

681
00:47:13,541 --> 00:47:16,166
- Yeah.
- Good man.

682
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,375
All right.

683
00:47:20,208 --> 00:47:23,125
- Shall I put this in here?
- Put it away, John.

684
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:26,958
Right, this is us now.
Come on. Thank you.

685
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:32,333
- There you go.
- Thank you.

686
00:47:36,041 --> 00:47:38,041
- What do you think?
- I love it, man.

687
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,958
I can feel that bass
in my chest.

688
00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:42,583
Yeah. Wait, I'll go and get us
a drink. You get us a seat.

689
00:47:42,666 --> 00:47:44,291
No worries.

690
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:31,208
Two pints of Tennent's, please.

691
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,875
What's your name?

692
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,541
- What?
- What's your name?

693
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:50,000
- Marie.
- Can I buy you a drink?

694
00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:52,083
- What?
- Can I buy you a drink?

695
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:53,208
Sure.

696
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:57,000
Pernod and black, please,
and my pals will take the same.

697
00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:10,666
John.

698
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:12,541
You don't hang about.

699
00:49:12,625 --> 00:49:13,791
- Are you impressed?
- Aye.

700
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,541
Right, they want
three Pernod and black.

701
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:20,500
OK, I'll get them, will I?
Three Pernod and black, please.

702
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,375
Getting 'em now.

703
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,083
I'm so sorry, pal. Sorry.

704
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:39,083
- You fucking prick!
- Oi!

705
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,958
Get your fucking hands off him!
Get your fucking hands off him!

706
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:45,458
John!

707
00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,708
Fuck off!

708
00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:54,083
- Out of here!
- Fucking wanker!

709
00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:55,458
Fuck off.

710
00:49:55,541 --> 00:49:58,958
- It wasn't him!
- Fucking wanker!

711
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,125
John, are you OK, man?

712
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,458
Give us a kiss, you wanker.

713
00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:07,208
You can't take him,
it's not his fault.

714
00:50:07,291 --> 00:50:10,500
I raped a girl in there.
I didn't. I didn't rape anyone.

715
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:12,083
Hey, fuck off!

716
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:14,541
Hey, where are you gonna
take him, man?

717
00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,583
John, it's OK. John.

718
00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:18,666
- Back, back!
- All right.

719
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:21,291
John, phone us when you
get there. My mum will sort it.

720
00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:23,375
John, when you get there,

721
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:25,458
phone my mum, please.

722
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:27,750
John? Phone Mum.

723
00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:30,166
Fuck.

724
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,958
You're a fucking pig!

725
00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:35,875
I've seen your fucking
bald spot!

726
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,583
Fuck off! Wanker!

727
00:50:38,666 --> 00:50:41,125
You got some death wish, Johnny?

728
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,083
What's wrong with your back?

729
00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:59,125
It's just a tic.

730
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:01,041
I know you better than that.

731
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,958
Let's see.

732
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,166
Oh, your face has gone down.

733
00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,000
Is that all from the club?

734
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,375
Aye.

735
00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:25,541
I will give Murray an earful
when he wakes up,

736
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:27,125
letting you get in a state
like that.

737
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,541
Don't do that, Dottie.

738
00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:31,916
Don't give him a hard time.

739
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,458
It was the best night
of my life. I loved it.

740
00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:37,000
There you go.

741
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:39,791
Thanks.

742
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:43,291
I danced with this girl.
Her name was Marie.

743
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,458
Well, I hope she was worth it,

744
00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:50,250
because the other lad's dad's
a solicitor.

745
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:51,791
They're taking it to court.

746
00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:54,625
They said we'll know
in a couple of months.

747
00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,708
Oh, John, we can't keep

748
00:51:59,791 --> 00:52:01,875
letting you get into trouble
like this.

749
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:06,583
- I'm not going back on tablets.
- And I'm not saying you should.

750
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,916
But you need a focus,
you know...

751
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,750
You're better
when you're keeping busy.

752
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,875
You need a job.

753
00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:21,583
Dottie.

754
00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:24,291
- Do you want a job?
- Aye, I'd love one.

755
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:25,583
Great.

756
00:52:25,666 --> 00:52:28,916
Tommy at the community centre
is looking for an assistant.

757
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,875
They're interviewing next week.
I'm putting your name down.

758
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:35,333
- I won't get it.
- Well, somebody has to.

759
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,833
Not someone like me.

760
00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:43,750
Listen,
I'm going to fuck this up.

761
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:45,250
I know I'm going
to fuck this up.

762
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:48,708
You're not. Right,
we've waited long enough, John.

763
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,916
You're gonna have to go in.

764
00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:54,083
Look, you want this job, right?

765
00:52:54,166 --> 00:52:57,458
- Yeah.
- You're gonna be great.

766
00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:01,250
- I'm nervous.
- I know, love. I know. Let's...

767
00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:05,875
Well, let's do
some breathing. All right?

768
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:09,291
I want you to close your eyes
and breathe it all out.

769
00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:13,333
Go on.

770
00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:17,000
There we go. Now, I want you
to imagine yourself on a beach.

771
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,833
Right, secluded beach.

772
00:53:19,916 --> 00:53:22,000
And all you can hear

773
00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:26,458
is the sound of the waves
lapping on the shore.

774
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:30,250
And the sand, it's soft,
and it's white and it's warm.

775
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:34,250
My feet are burning.

776
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:35,333
Right.

777
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:39,041
- How are you doing, Irene?
- Yeah, all right, thanks.

778
00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:41,916
- Is, um, Tommy already in?
- He's in the hall.

779
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,791
Right, well, he's a bit nervous,
so he might be more extreme.

780
00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:47,375
- Hello!
- But you'll get used to it.

781
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:51,375
- Understood.
- How are you? How you doing?

782
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,500
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

783
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:57,166
Oh!

784
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,458
I'm really, really sorry
about that.

785
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,208
No worries, John.

786
00:54:09,916 --> 00:54:13,000
This is Tommy, our caretaker.

787
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:16,166
- Oh!
- Oop, sorry.

788
00:54:16,250 --> 00:54:17,416
I'll help you with that.

789
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,250
- Ooh, the boy's keen.
- Tommy, this is John.

790
00:54:20,416 --> 00:54:22,136
He's come to chat
about the vacant position.

791
00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:23,642
- All right, John?
- Nice to meet you.

792
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:25,125
- How are you?
- Good.

793
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,458
- Dottie told me a lot about you.
- Good.

794
00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:29,833
We'll leave you two together.

795
00:54:29,916 --> 00:54:32,458
Aye. Irene, did you get
that note about the blue roll?

796
00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:34,583
- Yeah. No worries.
- Right. Thank you.

797
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:35,866
- All right, John?
- All right.

798
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,708
Right, OK, be on your desk.

799
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,583
- All right, John?
- Yeah, good.

800
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:42,458
- John.
- Nice to meet you.

801
00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:46,208
You, too. Uh, right, I'll give
you a rundown of the place.

802
00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:49,291
Give me your cock in my hand.
Fuck's sakes.

803
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:53,125
- So, this is the main hall.
- Right.

804
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:57,375
And, uh, to be honest, a lot of
what I do is health and safety.

805
00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:01,291
You know, fire escapes, fire
extinguishers, smoke alarms.

806
00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:04,083
- Aye, easy peasy.
- That kind of stuff, you know.

807
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,250
Uh, if you were to get the job,
and it's an "if", remember,

808
00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:09,583
because I'm seeing
a few youngsters.

809
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:12,166
- I know.
- OK. Just so you know that.

810
00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,125
Wrinkly bastard.

811
00:55:15,625 --> 00:55:19,208
You've got different events,
uh, require different things.

812
00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,833
So, like, a wee council meeting

813
00:55:20,916 --> 00:55:22,500
could be
just a couple of tables.

814
00:55:22,583 --> 00:55:26,000
Then again, you could be laying
out 200 seats for a pantomime.

815
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,916
- Or a school theatre production.
- I'm a paedophile.

816
00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:31,916
Sorry, it was a tic.

817
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,083
That's all right, it's OK.

818
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:37,916
- Want me to show you outside?
- Aye, that would be good.

819
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,583
Right, good, good.

820
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,916
Um, uh...

821
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,166
I need to fix this.
There we go.

822
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:49,625
Right, so, we plant these
every spring,

823
00:55:49,791 --> 00:55:52,000
so they need watering
and weeding,

824
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:54,166
and fed. You know about plants?

825
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,916
Aye. I love plants.
Two in my garden.

826
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,041
Right, good. Um, this area
is the bane of my life.

827
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,125
Do you ever shut the fuck up?

828
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:04,708
Bane of my life, this area,
because of this.

829
00:56:04,791 --> 00:56:07,291
This provides cover
for the smokers.

830
00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:10,333
So the smokers come out here
and they smoke.

831
00:56:10,416 --> 00:56:13,250
And then what do they do?
They drop their filthy fags.

832
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:16,250
Filthy fags! Filthy fags!

833
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:23,666
Filthy fags! I'm gay.
No, I'm not. Yes, I am.

834
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,500
Filthy fags!

835
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:28,500
It's quite echoey in there,
isn't it?

836
00:56:28,583 --> 00:56:31,041
Aye, it is quite... echoey.

837
00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:38,041
Just close the door behind you.
You OK with dogs?

838
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:41,625
- Aye, I love dogs.
- This is Rosie.

839
00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,125
- Hello, Rosie. How are you?
- Um...

840
00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:46,833
You OK sitting there?

841
00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:48,458
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.

842
00:56:48,541 --> 00:56:50,541
- OK. Don't hit the furniture.
- Sorry, sorry.

843
00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,666
All right, OK, just take a seat.

844
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:54,416
Right.

845
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:58,458
So, now we get to
the most important part

846
00:56:58,625 --> 00:57:00,458
- of the interview, John.
- Bum sex.

847
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:06,583
And that is, can you make
a decent cup of tea?

848
00:57:06,666 --> 00:57:08,000
Oh, aye. I'm good at tea.

849
00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:10,791
I like it strong, lots of milk,
three sugar.

850
00:57:10,875 --> 00:57:12,916
No bother, Tommy.

851
00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:23,333
And remember, put the water
in first, then the milk.

852
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:27,541
OK, yeah. I do that as well.

853
00:57:29,708 --> 00:57:32,041
Right, we'll get to you
in a minute, John.

854
00:57:32,125 --> 00:57:33,833
So, what have they told you
about me?

855
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,166
Um, they just said that you've
not been very well lately.

856
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:43,291
Right. The plan is to get in
a youngster, you learn the job,

857
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:47,041
so that if I've got a hospital
appointment, or whatever...

858
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:49,708
- Aye.
- ..they can step in

859
00:57:49,791 --> 00:57:52,833
- and keep things going.
- Hmm, yeah.

860
00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:54,958
Well, I read a bit about
the job, you know,

861
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:56,750
and the hours and that.

862
00:57:56,916 --> 00:57:59,875
- Interested in giving it a go.
- Right.

863
00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:02,375
- You reliable?
- Aye.

864
00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:05,375
I'm always early, always.
I have to be, you know.

865
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:08,291
Cos I need someone to be here
on time, to open up,

866
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:10,541
and to be here to lock up
when I'm not here.

867
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:14,041
- Aye, any time. Any time.
- Right.

868
00:58:14,208 --> 00:58:16,625
- Good with your hands?
- I was good at school, you know.

869
00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:20,125
Woodwork and metalwork and that.
But I'm keen to learn, and...

870
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,791
I don't mind getting
my hands dirty, you know?

871
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:26,041
- OK.
- I'm a lazy bastard.

872
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:29,250
- So, you don't mind hard work?
- No.

873
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:32,750
In fact, when I'm concentrating
on the job or a project,

874
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,250
I think it really helps me.

875
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,833
Right.

876
00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:41,791
- That's hot.
- Aye.

877
00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:44,625
There you go, Tommy.

878
00:58:46,458 --> 00:58:48,958
I'm really sorry.
I'll take that one.

879
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,291
Aye, that's a good idea.

880
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,666
Hm-hmm.

881
00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,166
I've seen quite a few youngsters
for this job.

882
00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:07,500
- Aye.
- And I don't think

883
00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,958
I'm breaking confidentiality
when I tell you

884
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:14,208
that that is
the best cup of tea yet.

885
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,291
Great.

886
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:17,625
So...

887
00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:20,000
I use spunk for milk.

888
00:59:24,208 --> 00:59:26,291
Right, so,
have you any questions for me?

889
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:27,666
Um...

890
00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:30,458
Oh, aye, yeah. Um...

891
00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:34,791
I might have to take a few days
off work, in a few months,

892
00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,916
because I've got a court trial
coming up.

893
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,083
- Just that.
- So you've not even got the job

894
00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:43,166
but already you're looking
for a day off?

895
00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:46,291
No, no. I'm just saying that...
You're fucking it up, John.

896
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:49,625
Um, I'm just saying that,
if I were to get the job,

897
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:52,625
I'd have to take that time.
I just wanted to be honest.

898
00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:54,041
Right.

899
00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:59,583
- Get in a wee scrape, did you?
- Aye.

900
00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:02,458
I've had a bit of bad luck
recently.

901
01:00:04,208 --> 01:00:06,916
- Was it your fault?
- No.

902
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:15,125
OK. That's good enough for me.

903
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:18,541
- Any other questions?
- Um...

904
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,958
I can do the job, you know.

905
01:00:22,041 --> 01:00:24,875
- I can do it.
- Hm-hmm.

906
01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:28,708
But just the obvious question,
really, um...

907
01:00:28,791 --> 01:00:31,250
Are you OK with the tics
and the swearing?

908
01:00:33,416 --> 01:00:38,250
What tics? What swearing?

909
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,708
Uh...

910
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:53,041
Just a wee word of warning,
John. Uh...

911
01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:55,791
You ever do that
to my dog again,

912
01:00:55,875 --> 01:00:59,291
and I'll tear your fucking
heart out. Understand?

913
01:01:04,208 --> 01:01:06,000
Right, well...

914
01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,916
Thanks for seeing me.

915
01:01:12,125 --> 01:01:14,666
OK, I'll get off, then.

916
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:23,541
All right, Rosie?

917
01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:36,083
- Oh, hiya, John.
- All right, pal. How you doing?

918
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,708
Good, good.

919
01:01:37,791 --> 01:01:40,833
- Paper and Opal Fruits, please.
- So, how you been keeping?

920
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:43,666
Ah, not so bad. Had a
job interview today, Kenny.

921
01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:48,125
- Oh, right. How did that go?
- I hit the boss's dog.

922
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,958
Ach, well, never mind.

923
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:52,000
You can always come back
to your old paper round.

924
01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,291
I might hold you to that, Kenny.
I'll see you later.

925
01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,000
Take care. Yes, love?

926
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,000
Slut!

927
01:02:02,416 --> 01:02:03,541
What did you say?

928
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:05,458
I'm sorry, miss.
I've got Tourette's.

929
01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,833
- What did you just say to me?
- I'm really sorry.

930
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:10,666
I mean no harm.
I can't help what I say.

931
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,875
- I'm sorry.
- Fuck off!

932
01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:43,875
Anyone home?
Dot?

933
01:02:45,541 --> 01:02:48,291
What are you doing?

934
01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,250
Wait a minute, John.

935
01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:52,500
You got it!

936
01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:54,166
Tommy called.
You got the job.

937
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,291
The job?

938
01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:57,916
- You start on Monday.
- Oh, my God!

939
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:01,458
Well done, John.

940
01:03:01,541 --> 01:03:03,041
- Are you serious?
- Aye.

941
01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,833
- You deserve it.
- Well done, Davidson.

942
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,750
I can't believe that.
It went so bad.

943
01:03:08,833 --> 01:03:11,666
You deserve that.

944
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:14,166
- And now you've...
- God, I've got a job.

945
01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:15,916
I don't wanna steal
your thunder...

946
01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,625
- Aye, but you will.
- Um...

947
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,458
Chris and I went
to the hospital today.

948
01:03:19,541 --> 01:03:22,458
You're dying of cancer,
you old fucker.

949
01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:26,916
I'm not, John. Um...
They made a mistake.

950
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,166
It's not cancer.

951
01:03:29,250 --> 01:03:31,625
It's called haema...

952
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:34,000
Haemanagi... ngioma.

953
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:36,625
Ham shandy, you cunt.

954
01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:38,166
What is it, love?

955
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:40,500
Haemangioma.
You know, it's a lump.

956
01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:42,333
But anyway, it's not cancer.

957
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:47,041
It looks like cancer,
but it's not.

958
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:48,750
Come here.

959
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,958
I love you, Mum.

960
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:55,041
I love you all!

961
01:03:55,125 --> 01:03:58,916
- I can't believe that.
- All right, John, here. Um...

962
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Go to the Chinese and get
what anyone wants.

963
01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:05,833
A banquet. It's my treat,
double celebration.

964
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:35,041
- Thank you. See you later.
- See you, bye.

965
01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:03,250
Come here.

966
01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:08,750
Fucking do him.
Fucking do him!

967
01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:12,916
- Fucking do him!
- I am! Fucker!

968
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,208
- Who's this?
- That fucking...

969
01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:17,083
Move, move, move!

970
01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:18,458
Move, move!

971
01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:25,625
Who you calling
a fucking slut now, eh?

972
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,666
Fuck you!

973
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:30,916
Fucking go, get out of here!

974
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,125
Think you're a fucking
tough guy, eh?

975
01:05:34,291 --> 01:05:36,291
Take the fucking warning.

976
01:05:39,791 --> 01:05:42,083
You've been fucking warned.

977
01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:57,000
John, it's all right.

978
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,583
It's all right.

979
01:05:58,666 --> 01:06:02,166
Dottie's here. I'm here.

980
01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:12,208
Hmm.

981
01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,416
Sweetheart.

982
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,125
I'm gonna have to call your mum.

983
01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:24,833
- No.
- John.

984
01:06:24,916 --> 01:06:27,625
- No.
- John, I have to.

985
01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:31,541
You'll just worry her.
It's fine.

986
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,375
That job starts on Monday.

987
01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:42,666
Tommy says you're
to take as long as you need, hm?

988
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,458
Job's yours.

989
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:49,125
- It's not going anywhere.
- That's good.

990
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:53,083
Oh, love, love. You're all
right, you're all right.

991
01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:54,791
Come on, sweetheart, calm down.

992
01:06:54,958 --> 01:06:59,125
You're all right. Shh.

993
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:05,416
I know.

994
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:09,916
I know.

995
01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:15,083
It's all right.

996
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:17,333
You're all right, hey?

997
01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:25,000
Come on. Shh. Come on.

998
01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:29,208
Come on.

999
01:07:31,041 --> 01:07:34,166
I know. Hmm?

1000
01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:44,291
I'm tired of this, Dottie.

1001
01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:52,208
I'm so tired.

1002
01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,333
I know you are, love.
I know.

1003
01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:34,291
How you getting on
with those chairs, son?

1004
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:37,041
Aye, no bother, Tommy.

1005
01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,125
Oh, my God.

1006
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:43,041
You've got them straighter
than I could ever have got them.

1007
01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,291
Gotta be straight, Tom.

1008
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:47,416
I gotta count them as well.
Gotta be ten chairs, four rows.

1009
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,083
An even number,
otherwise it's not right.

1010
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,458
Is it the numbers that gets
to you, or is it the shape?

1011
01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:57,958
Ah, it's all of it.
If it's not right,

1012
01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,458
then I just think bad things
are going to happen.

1013
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:01,958
Like what?

1014
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:05,000
Well, sometimes I'm putting
my hand under boiling water,

1015
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:08,375
and I've gotta do it four times,
otherwise you're going to die.

1016
01:09:08,541 --> 01:09:10,250
- Excuse me?
- I know.

1017
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,833
But, like, another thing I do,

1018
01:09:11,916 --> 01:09:14,250
and this is really weird,
is I'm walking down the street

1019
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:16,666
and I see a lamppost,
and say it's not straight

1020
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,458
or it's at the wrong angle,

1021
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:21,000
or a different colour or
something, I have to kiss it.

1022
01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:23,291
- You have to kiss a lamppost?
- Yeah.

1023
01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:26,125
Ah, you never
told me that at your interview.

1024
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,958
- You never asked.
- Yeah.

1025
01:09:28,041 --> 01:09:31,250
And it's always the tics
that cause the problem?

1026
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,625
Aye, yeah, always the tics.

1027
01:09:32,791 --> 01:09:35,458
You know what I was thinking?
Tell you what I was thinking.

1028
01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:38,458
How would you feel about
letting people into your head

1029
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:40,000
the way you let me
into your head?

1030
01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:41,723
- Nah, I can't do that.
- No, hear me out.

1031
01:09:41,791 --> 01:09:44,291
Cos I don't think
Tourette's is the problem.

1032
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,250
I think the problem is we don't
know enough about Tourette's.

1033
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:49,458
So, if you don't educate
the police

1034
01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:51,125
and the doctors
and the teachers,

1035
01:09:51,208 --> 01:09:52,416
if you don't educate them,

1036
01:09:52,583 --> 01:09:55,625
- nothing's gonna change.
- So what do you want me to do?

1037
01:09:55,708 --> 01:09:57,708
Walk into a police station
calling them "pigs",

1038
01:09:57,791 --> 01:10:00,125
or into a school and say,
"I'm a paedo"?

1039
01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:03,458
Yes, abso-fucking-lutely.
There, you see?

1040
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:06,000
You see? You're not
the only one that can swear.

1041
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:08,250
I swear when I feel strongly
about something,

1042
01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:10,291
when I feel passionate
about something,

1043
01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:11,750
and I feel strongly about this.

1044
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,291
Why don't you stop
giving a flying fuck

1045
01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:18,125
about what people think
about you and educate them?

1046
01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:20,916
Ya cunt, you.

1047
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,833
See what I did there?
That's emphasis.

1048
01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:25,166
- I saw that.
- Ya cunt, you.

1049
01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:27,666
- Go on.
- Ya cunt, you.

1050
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,708
I put a bit of leg movement
in there.

1051
01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:32,958
- Yeah, you got a carabiner.
- Fucking cunt, you.

1052
01:10:33,041 --> 01:10:35,916
I need that time off,
Tom, for the day in court.

1053
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,458
I know, I saw that.
You OK about it?

1054
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:40,083
Terrified.

1055
01:10:42,875 --> 01:10:44,750
Fucking hell, John.

1056
01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:46,458
- Sorry.
- John.

1057
01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:48,541
It's Christmas.

1058
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:53,375
Seriously.
Jesus Christ almighty.

1059
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:56,583
Right, OK.

1060
01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,000
What's next?

1061
01:10:58,083 --> 01:11:00,750
What's next is
keeping my balls protected.

1062
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,875
My client
is now going to give evidence.

1063
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:06,041
Mr Davidson,
will you please make your way

1064
01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:09,375
to the witness box?

1065
01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:21,791
Mr Davidson,
will you take the oath?

1066
01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:23,250
I will.

1067
01:11:23,333 --> 01:11:26,208
Please raise your right
hand, and repeat after me...

1068
01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:29,333
I swear by Almighty God...

1069
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,291
I swear by Almighty God...

1070
01:11:31,375 --> 01:11:34,083
- ..that I will tell the truth...
- ..that I will tell the truth...

1071
01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:36,333
- ..the whole truth...
- No, I won't!

1072
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:42,000
Please, can someone explain
the reason for this contempt?

1073
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:43,416
My lord, if I may,

1074
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,958
Mr Davidson, on occasion,
shouts things uncontrollably.

1075
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,416
Impulsive comments. He neither
means them or can control them.

1076
01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:52,708
Sexist, homophobic,
misogynistic...

1077
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:55,125
Don't forget racist, you wanker.

1078
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,458
And racist.

1079
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,916
Based on personal experience,
I can assure you

1080
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,708
he is well versed in all manner
of racist comments,

1081
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,625
many of which not even
I have encountered,

1082
01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:06,125
but all completely
out of his control.

1083
01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:08,250
We lodged production number 71

1084
01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:10,958
detailing a condition
known as Tourette's syndrome.

1085
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:14,500
Yes, I have read the document,

1086
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:18,333
but I have also considered
production number 107

1087
01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:20,625
- from Mr Barrowman...
- Fuck, cunt.

1088
01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:22,666
..which claims that
Tourette's syndrome

1089
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:24,458
is not a recognised condition.

1090
01:12:24,625 --> 01:12:26,500
That it cannot be diagnosed,

1091
01:12:26,583 --> 01:12:29,208
and therefore
is irrelevant to this case.

1092
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,791
Thank you, my lord.

1093
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,875
Mr Davidson, the oath,
one more time, if you please,

1094
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,083
exactly as it is
pronounced by me.

1095
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,333
OK.

1096
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,958
Please raise your right hand,
and repeat...

1097
01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:42,750
I swear by Almighty God...

1098
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,500
I swear by Almighty God...

1099
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:52,333
..that I will tell the truth...

1100
01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:58,791
..that I will tell the tru...
You're a cunt!

1101
01:13:00,958 --> 01:13:03,541
Mr Davidson,
please leave the court.

1102
01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:05,875
- That I will tell the truth.
- Mr Davidson,

1103
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:09,083
please leave my court.

1104
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:14,375
Mr Davidson, if you do not
remove yourself from my court,

1105
01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:18,666
I will have you man-handled.
Mr Davidson,

1106
01:13:18,750 --> 01:13:21,000
- please leave my court.
- I swear by Almighty God...

1107
01:13:21,083 --> 01:13:23,333
I swear by Almighty God
that I will tell the truth.

1108
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:26,291
- Mr Davidson!
- Cunt!

1109
01:13:26,375 --> 01:13:28,916
- Cunt, fuck, cunt!
- Leave!

1110
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:34,083
John. Come on, love.
It's all right.

1111
01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:46,708
I'm a retard. I'm a spaz.

1112
01:13:46,791 --> 01:13:50,541
You fucked it up.
You fucked it up, John.

1113
01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:02,916
Tommy.

1114
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:08,000
It's not going well, Tommy.
He called the judge a cunt.

1115
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:10,666
- Well, that's not good.
- No.

1116
01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:17,208
<i>John is, without doubt,</i>

1117
01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,500
<i>the best employee I've ever had.</i>

1118
01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:24,000
Does... Does he shout? Yes.
Does he swear? Yes.

1119
01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:25,958
Does he mean any harm?
Absolutely not.

1120
01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:28,875
His tics are uncontrollable.

1121
01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:32,625
There's times, two or three
times a day, his right hand

1122
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:35,708
will just thrust right out
like that, clenched fist.

1123
01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:38,958
It'll come to about an eighth
of an inch away from my face.

1124
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:43,583
That's how good he is. He's got
it down to an absolute fine art.

1125
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:47,291
Two or three times a day, he'll
skelp me in my homos, right?

1126
01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,375
Now... Can I say homos?

1127
01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:52,250
I'm sure it's not any worse
than what we've heard already.

1128
01:14:52,416 --> 01:14:54,083
All right, so I can say it?

1129
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:58,833
You know what I mean
when I say homos? Balls?

1130
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:02,708
Meat and two veg? Crown jewels?
Gonads? Testicles?

1131
01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:05,166
- Bollocks!
- Thank you, Mr Trotter.

1132
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:08,833
- I think we have it.
- Right, I just wanted to check.

1133
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:12,416
OK. It is a medical condition.
Right?

1134
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:15,333
It exists. I see it every day.

1135
01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:18,875
Now, I understand
that some people

1136
01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:21,250
are saying that he's pretending.

1137
01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:24,666
Can I ask, why would you pretend
to have a condition

1138
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:27,750
that results in you being
hit with a crowbar?

1139
01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:31,166
That resulted
in you being humiliated

1140
01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,791
and ridiculed at school

1141
01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:35,375
by being refused
to sit your higher exams

1142
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,291
that could improve your life?

1143
01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:39,583
That stops you
having a relationship?

1144
01:15:39,666 --> 01:15:43,250
Who, who would pretend
to have such a condition?

1145
01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:44,416
Me.

1146
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,625
Now, I know
John's a proud young man,

1147
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:50,500
and he wouldn't like me
using the word "disability",

1148
01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:55,125
but can I just ask,
if a blind man walks into a bar,

1149
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:59,500
and crashes into another guy,
would it end up in court?

1150
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:02,000
Huh?

1151
01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:06,583
Now, that young man over there
would not harm a fly.

1152
01:16:06,666 --> 01:16:08,916
He is, he is the nicest,

1153
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:13,916
kindest, most respectful
young man I have ever met.

1154
01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,166
And he makes
a damn fine cup of tea.

1155
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,208
Spunk for milk.

1156
01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:23,333
Spunk for milk.

1157
01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:25,541
Can I...
Sorry. Sorry, Your Honour.

1158
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:27,875
Thank you, Mr Trotter.

1159
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:30,125
John, did that outcome
surprise you?

1160
01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:33,458
No. The sheriff said it should
never have gone to court.

1161
01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:36,125
Dottie, what was the
most significant moment for you?

1162
01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:38,208
Oh, well, it's when he said

1163
01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:41,083
that the police needed
to learn from this experience.

1164
01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,583
Uh, Tommy Trotter,
friend of the family.

1165
01:16:43,666 --> 01:16:46,291
Just wanted to say what that boy
did in there was incredible.

1166
01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:48,666
- You can quote me on that.
- Are you proud of John?

1167
01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:50,833
Me?
Well, I'm always proud of John.

1168
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,583
So, John,
where do you go from here?

1169
01:16:52,666 --> 01:16:54,250
I'll tell you where he goes.

1170
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:56,083
Back to
the community centre with me,

1171
01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:58,583
and he helps me clean out
those drains.

1172
01:16:58,666 --> 01:17:00,875
That's what he does.

1173
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,291
Home time!

1174
01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:30,416
Right, that's me.

1175
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,291
I'm off to see Tommy today,
Irene.

1176
01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:34,666
Had a hospital appointment.

1177
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,916
Will you tell him
bingo's cancelled on Thursday?

1178
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,833
I will indeed.
See you later, Irene.

1179
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:40,541
See you, John.

1180
01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:00,375
Tommy?

1181
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:06,375
Tommy!

1182
01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,875
Tommy?

1183
01:18:22,333 --> 01:18:24,958
Hello, Rosie.

1184
01:18:25,041 --> 01:18:26,250
Are you OK, girl?

1185
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,416
Tommy?

1186
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,041
Oh, God.

1187
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,958
Police.

1188
01:18:57,208 --> 01:19:00,375
Hello? Anyone here?

1189
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,958
Hit the lights, will you?

1190
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:09,666
All right, son?
What's happened?

1191
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,916
Um...

1192
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:20,125
I came in and, um...

1193
01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,541
I brought him some beers.

1194
01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:30,541
I killed him.

1195
01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:32,250
Fuck's sakes.

1196
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,625
- I killed him.
- Killed who, son?

1197
01:19:36,666 --> 01:19:38,541
He's in there.

1198
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:41,541
OK.

1199
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:46,166
I need you to stay exactly
where you are, OK?

1200
01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:48,041
Yeah. No worries.

1201
01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:55,750
I killed him.

1202
01:19:57,708 --> 01:19:59,583
<i>And now for a hymn...</i>

1203
01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:03,458
<i>from Scottish Anglican cleric
Henry Francis Lyte,</i>

1204
01:20:03,541 --> 01:20:05,166
<i>"Abide With Me".</i>

1205
01:20:11,291 --> 01:20:15,666
<i>♪ Abide with me</i>

1206
01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:21,333
<i>♪ Fast falls the eventide</i>

1207
01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:27,583
<i>- ♪ The darkness deepens</i>

1208
01:20:27,666 --> 01:20:30,833
<i>♪ Lord, with me abide</i>

1209
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:38,958
<i>- ♪ When other helpers fail</i>
- Fuck off, John!

1210
01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:42,375
<i>- ♪ And comforts flee</i>

1211
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:47,583
<i>♪ Help of the helpless</i>

1212
01:20:47,666 --> 01:20:52,291
<i>- ♪ O abide with me</i>

1213
01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:54,291
Fuck off, John! Ha-ha.

1214
01:21:07,416 --> 01:21:08,666
John?

1215
01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:14,125
- Oi, Davidson!
- What?

1216
01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:16,208
I'm taking you for lunch.

1217
01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:20,291
- What?
- Come on, lunch.

1218
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,375
Can't hear you.

1219
01:21:26,041 --> 01:21:29,000
Where'd you get these
tomatoes from?

1220
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:31,250
The market. Why?

1221
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:32,958
Bit mushy.

1222
01:21:33,541 --> 01:21:35,708
Aye, you're not wrong.

1223
01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,250
Could you imagine yourself
living here, John?

1224
01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:44,791
- What, here?
- Aye.

1225
01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,333
In a flat?

1226
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,291
Aye.

1227
01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:53,250
You know what?
We love you to bits, but...

1228
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,833
you've been in that box room
five years and I...

1229
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:59,000
Well, I think it's starting
to stunt your growth.

1230
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,333
You need your independence.

1231
01:22:03,375 --> 01:22:07,166
There's a council flat
come up in that block.

1232
01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:10,208
And I've got us
an appointment in ten minutes,

1233
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:13,125
if you're interested.
There's no pressure.

1234
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,791
Aye, I could live here.

1235
01:22:24,791 --> 01:22:26,375
Why not?

1236
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,208
Great.

1237
01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:31,500
If the application
was successful,

1238
01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:33,791
the council would
measure the damp.

1239
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:37,041
- Oh, John...
- Whatever needs doing, really.

1240
01:22:37,208 --> 01:22:40,208
- Look at that.
- There's no fireplace, Dottie.

1241
01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:43,000
Aye, well, there won't be
in a flat, love.

1242
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,750
I could use a bucket, though.

1243
01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:47,041
And, of course,
there's a little balcony.

1244
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:49,583
Oh, wow, look at that.
Amazing.

1245
01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:54,041
I'm gonna jump.

1246
01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:58,791
The council can add
security bars. We do that a lot.

1247
01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:01,291
Aye, that would be a good idea.

1248
01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:03,666
So what do you think, John?

1249
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:05,541
It's a shithole!

1250
01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:09,458
Aye. I like it.

1251
01:23:09,541 --> 01:23:10,916
Yeah?

1252
01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:13,125
OK, here we go.

1253
01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:14,958
Thank you.

1254
01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:18,250
- Excited to show you it.
- Yeah?

1255
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:23,125
Right, that's the last box.

1256
01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:25,583
- Sure you're all right, John?
- No worries.

1257
01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:28,250
I'll go get in the lift, Mum.
See you soon, man.

1258
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:31,250
- Thanks, pal.
- OK. So, um...

1259
01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:34,625
- you'll be all right then?
- Aye.

1260
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:40,000
Aye, I'll be fine, Dot. Come on.

1261
01:23:40,166 --> 01:23:42,625
It's gonna be quiet
at home without you.

1262
01:23:42,708 --> 01:23:44,833
I know.

1263
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:47,708
And, um, well, you'll come
for Sunday lunch, won't you?

1264
01:23:47,791 --> 01:23:49,625
- Of course I will.
- Great.

1265
01:23:49,708 --> 01:23:51,791
Oh, and, uh, remember,

1266
01:23:51,875 --> 01:23:53,625
no swearing.

1267
01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:55,666
See you later, Dot.

1268
01:24:09,291 --> 01:24:10,875
I'll go for a wank.

1269
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:13,083
Fuck off, John.

1270
01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:20,333
Fuck off!

1271
01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:23,500
- Who's he shouting at?
- No one.

1272
01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:24,708
Cunt!

1273
01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:27,250
You all right, mate?

1274
01:24:27,666 --> 01:24:30,541
- Aye, no worries.
- Who you swearing at, then?

1275
01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:33,583
No one, it's just what I do.
It's a medical condition.

1276
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:35,833
- What?
- Where do you live?

1277
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,458
Fuck off, nosy.

1278
01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:40,791
That was a tic.
You just gotta ignore 'em.

1279
01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:43,583
You'll get used to me.

1280
01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:45,458
Anyway,
I better be getting back.

1281
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:47,583
Got a frozen lasagne
defrosting in here.

1282
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:50,541
Which flat's yours then?

1283
01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:03,333
Oh, are youse all right?
How's the bar?

1284
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,041
Fucking tell her.
Let's fucking tell her.

1285
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:20,333
- You all right, mate?
- Aye.

1286
01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:22,958
Brought you a beer.

1287
01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:25,333
Thanks.

1288
01:25:30,291 --> 01:25:32,208
What's with the bars?

1289
01:25:33,083 --> 01:25:35,125
Stop me...

1290
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:37,625
jumping over the side.

1291
01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:41,250
Jeez.

1292
01:25:50,458 --> 01:25:52,125
It's a nice flat.

1293
01:25:52,208 --> 01:25:54,625
Could do with spending
some money on it, though.

1294
01:25:54,791 --> 01:25:57,166
What do you mean?

1295
01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:59,791
Well, get like
a big fuck-off TV.

1296
01:26:00,416 --> 01:26:02,083
A new sofa.

1297
01:26:02,166 --> 01:26:03,750
I can't afford that, pal.

1298
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:09,416
- Come work for me.
- I've got a job.

1299
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:12,375
In your spare time,
come work for me.

1300
01:26:16,416 --> 01:26:18,500
- But then again...
- What?

1301
01:26:18,583 --> 01:26:20,916
Maybe, I don't know...

1302
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,958
- What?
- Well...

1303
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:26,041
Your disability might
get in the way.

1304
01:26:26,208 --> 01:26:28,166
It's not a fucking disability.

1305
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:36,291
I can do whatever you need
doing. What do you need?

1306
01:26:38,041 --> 01:26:39,083
Take that.

1307
01:26:58,416 --> 01:27:00,416
You all right?

1308
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,166
- It's in the bag.
- What?

1309
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:06,250
- It's in the fucking bag.
- Oh, right.

1310
01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:09,208
I've got a bag like this,
you know. I use it for work.

1311
01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:11,166
Really good pockets.

1312
01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:15,666
Is this what I think it is?

1313
01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:17,666
Is this for Danny?

1314
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:20,458
Look at that.

1315
01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:31,125
Half-price heroin! Fuck off!

1316
01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:38,041
I'm selling drugs!

1317
01:27:48,291 --> 01:27:50,083
Pigs! Pigs!

1318
01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:52,250
Pigs!

1319
01:27:55,541 --> 01:27:57,583
All right, mate?

1320
01:27:57,666 --> 01:27:59,333
- Come here a minute.
- All right, lads?

1321
01:27:59,416 --> 01:28:02,666
- How are you doing, officers?
- Stop where you are. Come here!

1322
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,291
Come here.

1323
01:28:05,250 --> 01:28:07,250
You been taking
illegal substances?

1324
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:09,666
No, no, it's nothing like that.
I've got, um...

1325
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:13,083
I've got drugs up my jumper.
I've got Tourette's syndrome.

1326
01:28:13,250 --> 01:28:15,708
- I can't help what I say.
- Is that right, aye?

1327
01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:17,833
Let's see your hands.

1328
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,666
Get your hands
out of your jumper!

1329
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:26,500
Other one. Now!

1330
01:28:29,708 --> 01:28:30,750
What's that?

1331
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,666
- What is that?
- Crack cocaine, you cunt.

1332
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:36,625
- Half-price heroin!
- Right, that's enough.

1333
01:28:36,791 --> 01:28:38,958
No, I don't even know
what it is.

1334
01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:41,500
- You're being detained under...
- Fuck off!

1335
01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:42,958
- Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
- Quiet!

1336
01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:55,166
John, what have you done?

1337
01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:57,833
I'm selling drugs today.
Fuck off!

1338
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,541
What he just said there.

1339
01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:02,125
That gave us grounds
to arrest him.

1340
01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:05,166
So what has he actually done?

1341
01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:07,083
He was carrying a package

1342
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:09,458
which he claimed
was crack cocaine.

1343
01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:13,125
- And was it crack cocaine?
- No.

1344
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,208
It was a bag of sugar.

1345
01:29:17,291 --> 01:29:19,458
But next time, they'll trust you
with the real thing.

1346
01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:22,250
You can't arrest him for
what might happen the next time.

1347
01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:24,166
Look,
he should not be locked up.

1348
01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:28,583
He cannae help what he says.
He has Tourette's syndrome.

1349
01:29:28,750 --> 01:29:30,583
He has an attitude problem,
is what he has.

1350
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:32,583
Dottie's got drugs in her pussy.

1351
01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:35,708
Right, is he free to go?

1352
01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:38,041
- Yeah.
- OK. Davidson, come on.

1353
01:29:38,833 --> 01:29:42,583
Let's get you home where
I can keep an eye on you.

1354
01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:46,458
Ha-ha! Sorry.

1355
01:29:46,541 --> 01:29:49,625
I could kill you sometimes.

1356
01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:58,375
There you go, Dot.
Nice cup of tea.

1357
01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:06,250
"Dottie's got drugs
in her pussy."

1358
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:09,583
Aye, sorry about that.

1359
01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:12,750
I'm sorry.

1360
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,375
That estate was a bad idea.

1361
01:30:19,583 --> 01:30:20,958
Aye.

1362
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:27,666
- What are you reading?
- A book on Tourette's.

1363
01:30:27,750 --> 01:30:30,875
I think you should read it.
You know, in fact,

1364
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:33,541
we should both read whatever
we can get our hands on.

1365
01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,916
Learn as much as we can.

1366
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:38,958
What do you think?

1367
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:44,833
Aye. Aye.

1368
01:30:45,250 --> 01:30:47,458
- Good idea.
- Hmm.

1369
01:30:48,541 --> 01:30:51,541
I'm being sacked today.

1370
01:30:54,041 --> 01:30:55,625
Come in.

1371
01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,833
- All right, pal?
- Aye, John. Yeah. Sit down.

1372
01:30:58,916 --> 01:31:01,958
It's like a fucking sauna
in here, you cunt.

1373
01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:04,833
- You want me to open a window?
- No, no, no. It was just a tic.

1374
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,750
I don't think you're a cunt
or anything.

1375
01:31:06,916 --> 01:31:10,083
John,
you'll be more than aware that

1376
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:13,041
we've been looking
for a full-time...

1377
01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:14,958
- Sorry.
- Ah, no problem.

1378
01:31:15,041 --> 01:31:18,000
A full-time caretaker, yeah.
Have you found someone?

1379
01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:21,458
No one's as good as me.

1380
01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:23,500
That was a tic.

1381
01:31:23,666 --> 01:31:26,833
- No, it wasn't a tic, John.
- Aye, it was. It was a tic.

1382
01:31:26,916 --> 01:31:28,041
It was a premonition.

1383
01:31:28,208 --> 01:31:31,166
John, there isn't anyone
as good as you, that is a fact.

1384
01:31:31,250 --> 01:31:33,041
And that's why
we would like to offer you

1385
01:31:33,125 --> 01:31:35,958
the position of caretaker,
permanently.

1386
01:31:39,125 --> 01:31:42,833
Think about it. You realise
that if you were to accept,

1387
01:31:42,916 --> 01:31:45,083
which we dearly hope you will,

1388
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,541
the position comes
with accommodation.

1389
01:31:47,625 --> 01:31:51,041
It's not exactly a palace,
but it's comfortable.

1390
01:31:53,208 --> 01:31:55,916
- All right, well, um...
- Congratulations.

1391
01:31:56,666 --> 01:32:00,250
Aye. Thank you. Thank you.
I won't let you down.

1392
01:32:00,333 --> 01:32:04,708
You definitely won't, no.
You've earned it.

1393
01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:08,125
Right, well, uh...
I'd better be getting on.

1394
01:32:08,208 --> 01:32:10,416
Got some chairs to set up
and things to do.

1395
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:12,666
Lovely. Thank you, John.

1396
01:32:15,041 --> 01:32:17,041
- Listen to that.
- Hmm.

1397
01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:18,416
Silence.

1398
01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:21,541
- Oop, well...
- Sorry.

1399
01:32:22,666 --> 01:32:25,291
Oh, it's a lovely
wee house, John.

1400
01:32:25,375 --> 01:32:27,291
- Hmm?
- Hmm.

1401
01:32:29,416 --> 01:32:32,625
- Tommy loved it here.
- Aye, he did.

1402
01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:35,083
It's just what you need.

1403
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,083
Maybe I could get a wee dog
like Rosie.

1404
01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:43,083
Hey, and look at that.
That crow there, that is Tommy.

1405
01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:45,500
- Don't be stupid.
- That, my friend, is a sign.

1406
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:48,125
- What? No, it's true.
- It's not a sign.

1407
01:32:48,208 --> 01:32:50,958
Like a spirit animal,
you know what I mean?

1408
01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:55,416
- How you doing, Tommy?
- All right, Tom?

1409
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:58,333
See? He's not moving.

1410
01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:08,833
Fuck off! Hello?

1411
01:33:09,916 --> 01:33:12,833
- Are you John?
- Aye. Sorry about that.

1412
01:33:12,916 --> 01:33:14,708
We got your details
from the hospital.

1413
01:33:14,875 --> 01:33:17,208
They said you might
be able to help.

1414
01:33:17,375 --> 01:33:20,041
Doctors and specialists,
they talk about Tourette's,

1415
01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:21,916
but they haven't experienced it.

1416
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,208
Hmm.

1417
01:33:23,291 --> 01:33:25,666
She's never met
anyone else who has it.

1418
01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:30,916
Lucy, could you step outside
the car, please?

1419
01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,333
Fuck off!

1420
01:33:32,916 --> 01:33:34,958
We've got John with us.

1421
01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:38,000
OK, open up.

1422
01:33:39,666 --> 01:33:44,125
Just fuck off, you paedo.
I'm a minor.

1423
01:33:45,958 --> 01:33:47,916
What are you doing that for?

1424
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:50,125
Stop me giving you
a smack in the face.

1425
01:33:51,666 --> 01:33:54,375
- I'm not talking to you.
- Ah, no worries.

1426
01:33:54,458 --> 01:33:57,333
To be honest, it's nice to
have a few minutes off work.

1427
01:33:57,416 --> 01:33:58,916
Part-time slag!

1428
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:02,000
- I spunked on a jellyfish today.
- You're a wanker.

1429
01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:04,083
- Roddy's got a little cock.
- Fuck off.

1430
01:34:04,166 --> 01:34:07,458
- I've got a big fucking rabbit.
- I shagged your mum.

1431
01:34:07,541 --> 01:34:10,250
Fuck you. Cunt.

1432
01:34:10,333 --> 01:34:13,041
- Your dad wasted sperm.
- Your dad's a cunt.

1433
01:34:13,125 --> 01:34:14,750
- My dad's a paedophile.
- I'm a paedo.

1434
01:34:14,833 --> 01:34:16,333
I'm the leader of the paedos.

1435
01:34:16,416 --> 01:34:17,458
I raped a girl.

1436
01:34:17,541 --> 01:34:19,083
You're on the offenders list.

1437
01:34:19,166 --> 01:34:21,083
- I'm a fucker.
- My dad shagged your dad.

1438
01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:22,791
My dad's a fucking jellyfish.

1439
01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:25,166
- My mum's a virgin.
- Shall I go in?

1440
01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:27,041
- Maybe not.
- You're a flabby cunt.

1441
01:34:27,208 --> 01:34:29,750
- My mum's a priest.
- You're a priest, you cunt.

1442
01:34:29,833 --> 01:34:32,041
You're a wank stain.

1443
01:34:39,041 --> 01:34:41,416
- You all right, pal?
- Aye.

1444
01:34:45,416 --> 01:34:47,875
- What's her name?
- Tilly.

1445
01:34:47,958 --> 01:34:50,208
Or we call her Tilly-Lilly.

1446
01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:53,291
- Do you like dogs?
- Yeah.

1447
01:34:53,375 --> 01:34:56,000
I want one, but dad says
they're too much hassle.

1448
01:34:56,083 --> 01:34:57,958
They are, trust me.

1449
01:34:58,041 --> 01:35:00,875
But she helps me understand
what's going on with me,

1450
01:35:00,958 --> 01:35:02,583
- I think.
- Yeah.

1451
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:05,541
Hello.

1452
01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:11,083
Ah, fuck off!

1453
01:35:13,375 --> 01:35:15,000
Are you OK?

1454
01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:18,375
Yeah, I think I just had to
get it out in the car earlier.

1455
01:35:18,458 --> 01:35:20,416
- Like, when it all builds up.
- Yeah.

1456
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,833
You're pretty good at
suppressing your tics then?

1457
01:35:22,916 --> 01:35:24,625
Sometimes it just, like,

1458
01:35:24,708 --> 01:35:26,916
depends on how the day's going,
you know?

1459
01:35:27,625 --> 01:35:30,500
The hospital send people to me
every now and again.

1460
01:35:30,583 --> 01:35:34,125
But, to be honest, I'm not
really sure how much I help 'em.

1461
01:35:34,208 --> 01:35:37,625
I thought you were a specialist,
the way my dad was going on.

1462
01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:40,625
No, no. I'm not a specialist,
but I've read a bit.

1463
01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:41,958
Yeah.

1464
01:35:43,041 --> 01:35:46,250
You're the first person
I've met with Tourette's.

1465
01:35:47,583 --> 01:35:49,541
Does it help?

1466
01:35:49,625 --> 01:35:52,000
Not at all, you wanker.

1467
01:35:52,083 --> 01:35:54,916
Um, no, yeah, I'd say so.

1468
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,916
Like, you understand it
better than...

1469
01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:00,500
Good.

1470
01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:05,708
Did you get bullied or anything?

1471
01:36:05,791 --> 01:36:08,833
Oh, aye, yeah, when
I was at school, yeah, but...

1472
01:36:09,416 --> 01:36:12,166
now it's more about
being laughed at, or teased,

1473
01:36:12,250 --> 01:36:14,458
or people taking photos of you,
and whatever.

1474
01:36:14,541 --> 01:36:15,833
Yeah.

1475
01:36:16,625 --> 01:36:18,833
Some mornings, I wake up
and I can be feeling great,

1476
01:36:18,916 --> 01:36:20,708
and then I'll just
burst out crying.

1477
01:36:20,791 --> 01:36:22,291
Really?

1478
01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:25,541
I just wonder what I did
to deserve to be like this.

1479
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,875
Then when I try
and get close to someone...

1480
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:32,458
I think, who's gonna want to
spend their life with someone

1481
01:36:32,541 --> 01:36:34,333
who's gonna swear
and spit in their face?

1482
01:36:34,416 --> 01:36:39,083
Yeah, that's what I worry about.
Cos that'll hurt, you know.

1483
01:36:41,791 --> 01:36:43,541
See, sometimes, like,

1484
01:36:43,625 --> 01:36:46,458
if my mum's making the dinner
or something like that, and...

1485
01:36:46,541 --> 01:36:49,458
like, she's got the stove on,
and it's scalding hot, like...

1486
01:36:49,541 --> 01:36:52,375
Like, I need to put my hand
on it. Yeah, yeah.

1487
01:36:52,458 --> 01:36:54,833
Not even...
Like, proper smack it.

1488
01:36:54,916 --> 01:36:57,250
That's compulsion.
I do that as well.

1489
01:36:57,333 --> 01:36:59,458
- Really?
- Yeah. I can lend you a book.

1490
01:36:59,541 --> 01:37:02,875
Yeah. I don't know, like, I...
I don't know if you get it,

1491
01:37:02,958 --> 01:37:04,916
you have to do it,
you cannot walk away from it.

1492
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:07,958
I know exactly what you mean.
I have to kiss the lamppost.

1493
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,916
I don't do that.

1494
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:14,458
I shag letter boxes.

1495
01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:16,833
Don't do that either.

1496
01:37:20,375 --> 01:37:23,625
Right, well, I better be
getting back to work.

1497
01:37:25,541 --> 01:37:28,458
- Has this helped or not?
- Yeah, no, massively.

1498
01:37:28,541 --> 01:37:31,208
Like, you understand it
more than...

1499
01:37:31,291 --> 01:37:33,458
like, the specialists do.

1500
01:37:33,541 --> 01:37:36,291
Good. Well, I'm on Facebook
if you want a chat.

1501
01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:39,291
Yeah. You're good at this.

1502
01:37:39,375 --> 01:37:42,041
Wait till your dad sees my bill.

1503
01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:44,750
I like that blue bite piece
around your neck.

1504
01:37:44,833 --> 01:37:46,375
Oh, it's like a...

1505
01:37:46,458 --> 01:37:48,833
Like, you bite it whenever
you think you're gonna tic.

1506
01:37:48,916 --> 01:37:50,458
I've got one.

1507
01:37:50,541 --> 01:37:53,333
Yeah? This is better, though.

1508
01:37:55,791 --> 01:37:57,375
Go on, then.

1509
01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:01,375
Go see Tommy. Go on, then.
Go see him.

1510
01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:02,916
<i>All right, Trotter?</i>

1511
01:38:06,041 --> 01:38:08,541
What can I tell you?

1512
01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:15,750
Up the community centre today,
guess what happened.

1513
01:38:16,708 --> 01:38:20,333
That lead flashing on the toilet
block started leaking, again.

1514
01:38:20,416 --> 01:38:22,833
I've told them they can come
back down and fix it for free.

1515
01:38:22,916 --> 01:38:24,416
We're not paying.

1516
01:38:31,666 --> 01:38:33,708
Met a couple the other day.

1517
01:38:33,791 --> 01:38:36,375
They brought their daughter
to see me.

1518
01:38:36,458 --> 01:38:38,666
Twenty-four, young lady.

1519
01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:41,166
She's got tics.

1520
01:38:42,416 --> 01:38:46,166
And I was the first person she'd
ever met who has Tourette's.

1521
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:49,458
Can you believe that?

1522
01:38:52,916 --> 01:38:56,000
You always said I should do more
to help people like me,

1523
01:38:56,083 --> 01:38:58,041
kids and stuff.

1524
01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:02,041
And I'm having a think, Trotter.

1525
01:39:02,125 --> 01:39:04,041
I'm having a think.

1526
01:39:08,541 --> 01:39:10,583
Come on then, Tilly.

1527
01:39:10,750 --> 01:39:12,416
Come on then, girl.

1528
01:39:21,041 --> 01:39:23,125
In there. Come on, guys.

1529
01:39:29,083 --> 01:39:30,750
Good to see you, Lucy.
You OK?

1530
01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:33,125
- It's nice to see you.
- Nice to see you, too.

1531
01:39:34,750 --> 01:39:36,333
Bring it over here.

1532
01:39:36,666 --> 01:39:39,250
- Alison. Is it John?
- Alison. Yeah.

1533
01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:41,166
He's been screaming
since Birmingham.

1534
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:43,493
- Fuck off, you wanker!
- Let's get him in and settled.

1535
01:39:44,250 --> 01:39:45,791
Ignore me.

1536
01:39:45,958 --> 01:39:48,916
Pop!

1537
01:39:52,166 --> 01:39:54,875
I just wanted to
welcome you all here.

1538
01:39:54,958 --> 01:39:56,500
Are you my real dad?

1539
01:39:56,583 --> 01:39:58,916
This is the first Tourette's
weekend we're doing, so...

1540
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,375
some of you are meeting people

1541
01:40:00,458 --> 01:40:02,541
with Tourette's for
the first time, and that's OK.

1542
01:40:02,625 --> 01:40:04,000
- Fuck off!
- Hello, pal, you OK?

1543
01:40:05,041 --> 01:40:06,750
- Fuck off.
- John.

1544
01:40:06,916 --> 01:40:11,125
Can I ask what made you think
this was a good idea?

1545
01:40:13,833 --> 01:40:17,958
- I just wanted to say...
- Can I touch your penis?

1546
01:40:18,041 --> 01:40:21,458
Today...
Today, you are the majority,

1547
01:40:21,541 --> 01:40:24,041
and you're not the minority.

1548
01:40:35,666 --> 01:40:37,125
So, my name's Greg,

1549
01:40:37,291 --> 01:40:39,583
and, just like you guys,
I have Tourette's.

1550
01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:41,500
I just wanna show you
a couple of things

1551
01:40:41,666 --> 01:40:43,083
that I do, on the drums,

1552
01:40:43,166 --> 01:40:45,458
to help give you
a couple of tips and tricks

1553
01:40:45,541 --> 01:40:47,208
to reduce your tics.

1554
01:40:47,375 --> 01:40:48,500
This is billed as a weekend

1555
01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:50,125
for those
living with Tourette's,

1556
01:40:50,208 --> 01:40:52,541
but that's you
as well as your kids.

1557
01:40:52,708 --> 01:40:54,333
Look, you're not superhuman.

1558
01:40:54,416 --> 01:40:57,041
This stuff is really difficult
to live with, and...

1559
01:40:57,208 --> 01:40:59,708
it most likely split up my own
family, my mum and dad.

1560
01:40:59,791 --> 01:41:02,625
So... you need to look after
each other.

1561
01:41:02,791 --> 01:41:05,791
Could you split yourselves
off into groups?

1562
01:41:05,958 --> 01:41:08,000
And I'm gonna give each group
a camera...

1563
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:11,375
Put your finger on
the drumstick, about a third...

1564
01:41:11,541 --> 01:41:13,291
Get the fuck out
of the classroom!

1565
01:41:13,458 --> 01:41:14,958
I'll fucking punch your cunt in.

1566
01:41:15,041 --> 01:41:18,083
We can all start getting
creative and tap into that side.

1567
01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:20,291
Homosexual man in the house.

1568
01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:22,875
How do you manage
with relationships?

1569
01:41:23,625 --> 01:41:25,083
Personally?

1570
01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:30,500
For me, that has been
quite a challenge, but...

1571
01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:33,250
you know, as parents,
you're going to want

1572
01:41:33,416 --> 01:41:35,916
your kids to find a partner
and settle down,

1573
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,208
that's only natural.

1574
01:41:37,291 --> 01:41:39,375
But it all goes back
to education.

1575
01:41:39,458 --> 01:41:40,666
The problem is not Tourette's,

1576
01:41:40,750 --> 01:41:43,375
the problem is that people don't
know enough about Tourette's.

1577
01:41:43,541 --> 01:41:45,000
<i>The sooner
these kids are accepted,</i>

1578
01:41:45,083 --> 01:41:46,375
<i>the sooner they're understood,</i>

1579
01:41:46,458 --> 01:41:48,875
<i>the sooner they can go on and
lead a completely normal life.</i>

1580
01:41:51,333 --> 01:41:54,083
- Get down!
- Empty your pockets!

1581
01:41:57,750 --> 01:41:59,875
Well done, Davidson.

1582
01:41:59,958 --> 01:42:02,666
Aye, well done, Dottie.

1583
01:42:02,750 --> 01:42:06,541
Oh! Jesus Christ, you see that?

1584
01:42:08,166 --> 01:42:10,500
Go on then! Stay.

1585
01:42:11,416 --> 01:42:13,583
Go on then! Stay.

1586
01:42:16,833 --> 01:42:20,250
Come on, Tilly.

1587
01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:23,291
- Come on, Tilly.
<i>- Stop where you are.</i>

1588
01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,583
<i>Put your hands on your head.</i>

1589
01:42:24,666 --> 01:42:27,000
Haven't done anything wrong,
pal.

1590
01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:29,833
<i>Stop where you are, Davidson.</i>

1591
01:42:29,916 --> 01:42:33,083
Fuck's sakes. What is it?

1592
01:42:33,166 --> 01:42:35,166
Do you not remember me?

1593
01:42:36,125 --> 01:42:37,541
No.

1594
01:42:39,250 --> 01:42:41,375
You've done nothing wrong.

1595
01:42:42,208 --> 01:42:43,750
It's MacCullen.

1596
01:42:44,541 --> 01:42:45,916
Aye, MacCullen.

1597
01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:47,833
- How are you?
- I'm good.

1598
01:42:47,916 --> 01:42:51,125
You bald wanker.
Fuck's sakes. Sorry.

1599
01:42:51,291 --> 01:42:55,250
I first met John when I was
a young PC in Galashiels.

1600
01:42:55,333 --> 01:42:58,000
He was a young man,
it was the early '90s,

1601
01:42:58,083 --> 01:43:01,083
and, uh, very few people
knew what Tourette's was.

1602
01:43:01,666 --> 01:43:06,416
Now, the police force did not
serve him well at that time.

1603
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:09,041
I didn't serve him well.

1604
01:43:09,125 --> 01:43:11,666
Which was why,
when I was promoted,

1605
01:43:11,750 --> 01:43:14,333
one of the first things I did
was find John

1606
01:43:14,416 --> 01:43:17,333
and ask him if he would
speak to you today. John.

1607
01:43:17,416 --> 01:43:19,750
OK. Thanks for having me
here today.

1608
01:43:19,916 --> 01:43:23,083
Um, obviously, this is a very
nerve-racking event for me.

1609
01:43:23,166 --> 01:43:26,166
Fuck the police!

1610
01:43:26,250 --> 01:43:27,375
John.

1611
01:43:27,541 --> 01:43:30,791
Sometimes what I say is funny,
and I even laugh myself,

1612
01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:33,291
but that's very different
to actively teasing,

1613
01:43:33,375 --> 01:43:35,541
or mocking,
or encouraging people to swear.

1614
01:43:35,708 --> 01:43:37,833
Everyone who lives
with Tourette's is different.

1615
01:43:37,916 --> 01:43:40,208
We've got our own symptoms
and tics and behaviours.

1616
01:43:40,375 --> 01:43:44,083
A tic can be anything. It can
be a vocal tic or a motor...

1617
01:43:44,166 --> 01:43:48,750
A vocal tic like that.
Or we can have eye blinking,

1618
01:43:48,833 --> 01:43:51,791
or people roll their eyes
sometimes, like that.

1619
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:54,083
One of the things we don't
talk about with Tourette's

1620
01:43:54,166 --> 01:43:56,708
is the anxiety, or the
obsessive compulsive disorder,

1621
01:43:56,791 --> 01:43:59,166
the exhaustion from trying
to pretend nothing is wrong,

1622
01:43:59,250 --> 01:44:00,625
from trying
to suppress the tics.

1623
01:44:00,791 --> 01:44:03,250
Now, imagine trying to
hold in a thousand big sneezes.

1624
01:44:03,333 --> 01:44:05,916
You can do it for a while,
but then what happens?

1625
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,666
- You'll explode.
- You explode. Good answer.

1626
01:44:08,833 --> 01:44:10,250
How do you manage, for example,

1627
01:44:10,333 --> 01:44:11,875
if you've got to go
to a library?

1628
01:44:12,041 --> 01:44:15,250
That's a nightmare for me.
I can't go to a library.

1629
01:44:15,333 --> 01:44:18,375
I'd love to,
um, but it's too quiet.

1630
01:44:18,541 --> 01:44:21,416
Don't engage in a conversation
with the tics, just ignore them.

1631
01:44:21,583 --> 01:44:23,383
The person insulting you
is guilty of nothing.

1632
01:44:23,416 --> 01:44:25,125
They need support
and understanding.

1633
01:44:25,291 --> 01:44:26,750
Thanks for listening
to me today.

1634
01:44:26,833 --> 01:44:28,958
I hope you've learnt something
about Tourette's.

1635
01:44:29,041 --> 01:44:31,083
And, yeah, thank you.

1636
01:44:36,541 --> 01:44:37,916
Cheers.

1637
01:44:39,958 --> 01:44:41,958
That was good.

1638
01:44:50,375 --> 01:44:53,708
Post! Fucking post time.

1639
01:45:00,750 --> 01:45:01,916
Ah.

1640
01:45:02,708 --> 01:45:06,041
- Morning, Davidson.
- Dottie. Dottie.

1641
01:45:07,083 --> 01:45:08,750
What's wrong?

1642
01:45:08,916 --> 01:45:11,000
Mr John Davidson,

1643
01:45:11,083 --> 01:45:14,583
for services to those
with Tourette's syndrome.

1644
01:45:29,083 --> 01:45:31,458
And congratulations.

1645
01:45:32,583 --> 01:45:35,333
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.

1646
01:45:48,125 --> 01:45:52,583
- I didn't know you'd made it.
- I'm so proud, John. Oh...

1647
01:45:52,666 --> 01:45:55,583
Oh, we hit traffic,
and then the security...

1648
01:45:55,666 --> 01:45:58,000
But I was there. I saw you.

1649
01:45:58,166 --> 01:45:59,875
Hm. Good, good.

1650
01:45:59,958 --> 01:46:02,250
Meet Dottie and Chris.
This is my sister, Caroline.

1651
01:46:02,333 --> 01:46:04,250
I'm so glad you could come,
love.

1652
01:46:04,333 --> 01:46:06,375
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

1653
01:46:06,458 --> 01:46:08,875
- How's Mum?
- Oh, she is... she's good.

1654
01:46:09,041 --> 01:46:11,166
- And she's pleased.
- Good.

1655
01:46:11,250 --> 01:46:14,375
- You should go see her.
- Aye, I will. I will.

1656
01:46:17,791 --> 01:46:21,416
- So nice to see you.
- Really good to see you.

1657
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:40,583
- Here we are, John.
- Hmm.

1658
01:46:43,041 --> 01:46:45,875
- Now, do you still take sugar?
- Oh, aye.

1659
01:46:45,958 --> 01:46:48,791
Well, that's good,
cos I've already put one in it.

1660
01:46:50,333 --> 01:46:53,041
Come on, now. Let's see it.

1661
01:46:53,125 --> 01:46:55,208
Right, OK.

1662
01:47:00,250 --> 01:47:02,208
- There it is.
- Oh.

1663
01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:05,875
- Oh. It's lovely, John.
- Hmm.

1664
01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:07,625
- You'll have to polish it.
- Hmm.

1665
01:47:07,708 --> 01:47:10,208
I'm going to get some proper
silver polish, a clean cloth,

1666
01:47:10,291 --> 01:47:13,500
sort of lint thing.
Get in all those bits there.

1667
01:47:13,583 --> 01:47:16,500
Well...
Be careful you don't lose it.

1668
01:47:17,083 --> 01:47:18,583
I won't.

1669
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:23,166
So, you had a nice day,
with the Queen?

1670
01:47:23,250 --> 01:47:26,416
Oh, aye, yeah. After I told her
to go fuck herself.

1671
01:47:26,500 --> 01:47:30,708
- Oh, John, you didn't?
- I know. It was fine, though.

1672
01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:38,458
I only had three tickets, Mum,
and...

1673
01:47:38,625 --> 01:47:42,083
- as Caroline lives closest...
- I understand, John.

1674
01:47:42,166 --> 01:47:43,791
No, no, it wasn't that.

1675
01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:46,708
It's just, you know,
the way it worked out.

1676
01:47:48,500 --> 01:47:50,083
Hmm.

1677
01:47:51,041 --> 01:47:53,500
I read about it all
in the paper, John.

1678
01:47:53,583 --> 01:47:55,458
Apparently you said
you didn't want

1679
01:47:55,541 --> 01:47:57,458
anyone to go through
what you went through.

1680
01:47:57,541 --> 01:47:59,166
Face the fireplace.

1681
01:47:59,333 --> 01:48:00,583
Fuck's sakes.

1682
01:48:01,708 --> 01:48:05,000
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough.
I tried my best, I did.

1683
01:48:05,083 --> 01:48:09,291
I know. I know, Mum.

1684
01:48:18,041 --> 01:48:22,583
I wouldn't have known
what to do, if I was you or Dad.

1685
01:48:23,166 --> 01:48:25,125
I couldn't have coped.

1686
01:48:26,375 --> 01:48:28,083
I know.

1687
01:48:32,833 --> 01:48:34,875
So, there was light
at the end of the tunnel

1688
01:48:34,958 --> 01:48:37,208
after all, John Davidson?

1689
01:48:41,458 --> 01:48:42,708
Yeah.

1690
01:48:47,875 --> 01:48:50,750
Yep. If only we knew it...

1691
01:48:52,833 --> 01:48:54,708
way back then.

1692
01:48:58,041 --> 01:49:00,833
Come on, you.

1693
01:49:05,375 --> 01:49:07,083
It's OK, John.

1694
01:49:07,791 --> 01:49:09,541
It's OK.

1695
01:49:11,750 --> 01:49:13,666
I'm sorry, John.

1696
01:49:14,958 --> 01:49:16,791
You don't have to be.

1697
01:49:26,666 --> 01:49:28,125
<i>Dear Mr Davidson,</i>

1698
01:49:28,208 --> 01:49:30,666
<i>I would like to invite you
to Nottingham University</i>

1699
01:49:30,750 --> 01:49:33,083
<i>at a time and date
that is convenient to you.</i>

1700
01:49:33,750 --> 01:49:36,625
I've got a bomb!
Sorry. Ignore me.

1701
01:49:38,666 --> 01:49:40,375
<i>We share your ambition
to help people</i>

1702
01:49:40,541 --> 01:49:42,000
<i>who live with Tourette's.</i>

1703
01:49:43,833 --> 01:49:45,833
<i>In brief, we would be grateful</i>

1704
01:49:45,916 --> 01:49:48,416
<i>if you would take part
in a scientific study</i>

1705
01:49:48,500 --> 01:49:51,000
<i>to determine the effects
of median nerve stimulation</i>

1706
01:49:51,083 --> 01:49:52,833
<i>on those living with your condition.</i>

1707
01:49:54,333 --> 01:49:55,208
Hey!

1708
01:49:55,291 --> 01:49:58,041
<i>While it is not a cure,
initial findings suggest</i>

1709
01:49:58,208 --> 01:50:01,125
<i>it may help those with Tourette's
manage their condition.</i>

1710
01:50:02,041 --> 01:50:03,791
- Here to see...
<i>- Yours sincerely...</i>

1711
01:50:04,125 --> 01:50:06,958
- Barbara Morera.
<i>- Barbara Morera.</i>

1712
01:50:08,166 --> 01:50:10,916
Sexy bum! Fuck's sakes.

1713
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:13,458
- John?
- Are you Barbara?

1714
01:50:13,541 --> 01:50:14,875
- I'm Barbara.
- Nice to meet you.

1715
01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:16,333
- I'm John.
- Nice to meet you.

1716
01:50:16,416 --> 01:50:18,041
Come this way.

1717
01:50:19,791 --> 01:50:23,125
Nothing to worry about, John.

1718
01:50:23,208 --> 01:50:25,666
- This is a neuromodulation band.
- Oh, right.

1719
01:50:29,041 --> 01:50:30,291
We're good.

1720
01:50:30,375 --> 01:50:33,291
OK, just let me
set up the device

1721
01:50:33,375 --> 01:50:36,083
to deliver
the right parameters for you.

1722
01:50:37,541 --> 01:50:40,250
Good. Right, well,
you can take it for a spin.

1723
01:50:40,333 --> 01:50:42,291
Right.
How long will it take to work?

1724
01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:45,958
Let's see. Go for a walk
round the campus,

1725
01:50:46,041 --> 01:50:49,416
see if you notice a difference.
I'll meet you back at reception.

1726
01:50:49,500 --> 01:50:50,875
- OK.
- OK.

1727
01:50:50,958 --> 01:50:53,708
I just go around here?
Over there.

1728
01:51:04,416 --> 01:51:07,541
- How you doing? You all right?
- I'm good, thank you.

1729
01:52:42,916 --> 01:52:46,125
John. Have a seat.

1730
01:52:48,208 --> 01:52:50,541
So, how was it?

1731
01:52:54,833 --> 01:52:57,125
I'm gonna need some feedback.

1732
01:52:57,916 --> 01:52:59,208
Um...

1733
01:53:03,166 --> 01:53:06,375
I've not felt like this
since I was 14.

1734
01:53:06,458 --> 01:53:08,416
I feel...

1735
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:12,958
calm, alert, relaxed.
I've no anxiety, no tics.

1736
01:53:13,041 --> 01:53:14,833
Have you ticced at all?

1737
01:53:14,916 --> 01:53:18,416
Once, in the corridor,
but much less aggressively.

1738
01:53:18,500 --> 01:53:22,291
Well, we've been working
with a group of 135 people.

1739
01:53:22,375 --> 01:53:25,791
About 59% are responding
in a similar way to you.

1740
01:53:25,875 --> 01:53:27,250
Christ.

1741
01:53:39,250 --> 01:53:41,333
I'm sorry, I just, uh...

1742
01:53:41,416 --> 01:53:43,875
I really don't know what to say.

1743
01:53:45,833 --> 01:53:48,458
- Can I keep it?
- Not yet, sorry.

1744
01:53:48,541 --> 01:53:51,291
But, good news is, you can
take it home for a few days.

1745
01:53:51,458 --> 01:53:53,375
We need you to make some notes.

1746
01:53:53,458 --> 01:53:56,458
How you feel,
how you sleep, any tics.

1747
01:54:05,166 --> 01:54:08,083
I stopped asking if there was
a cure, you know...

1748
01:54:10,416 --> 01:54:13,458
30... 30 years ago,

1749
01:54:13,541 --> 01:54:16,375
because the answer
was always the same.

1750
01:54:16,833 --> 01:54:18,791
It's... it's not a cure.

1751
01:54:18,875 --> 01:54:20,791
But it will give some relief
when you wear it.

1752
01:54:43,083 --> 01:54:44,500
- Excuse me.
- Yeah?

1753
01:54:44,583 --> 01:54:46,183
- Sorry to interrupt.
- That's all right.

1754
01:54:46,250 --> 01:54:47,875
Is this the train for Sheffield?

1755
01:54:48,791 --> 01:54:50,875
I hope so.

1756
01:54:51,041 --> 01:54:53,000
- Where are you heading?
- Edinburgh.

1757
01:54:53,083 --> 01:54:56,166
Then Galashiels,
so it's a long journey.

1758
01:54:57,416 --> 01:54:59,916
I love Edinburgh.
I have a friend who lives there.

1759
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:02,166
Aye, it's well worth a visit.

1760
01:55:07,875 --> 01:55:11,375
It's so quiet on here.

1761
01:55:11,458 --> 01:55:14,166
There was a guy snoring earlier
and it was not quiet.

1762
01:55:14,250 --> 01:55:16,250
- Really? No.
- Yeah.

1763
01:55:16,333 --> 01:55:19,833
I was gonna go and hold
his nose. It was so loud.

1764
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,375
Just put my headphones in.
I was like, "Oh..."

1765
01:55:23,208 --> 01:55:24,791
What are you listening to?

1766
01:55:24,958 --> 01:55:26,166
- Don't judge me.
- No, no.

1767
01:55:26,250 --> 01:55:27,666
- Promise?
- I won't.

1768
01:55:27,750 --> 01:55:30,666
- Better not.
- Cheesy pop. Here we go.

1769
01:55:30,750 --> 01:55:33,875
- Right, don't judge me.
- I won't.

1770
01:55:33,958 --> 01:55:36,583
- Know it? You don't know it?
- No.

1771
01:55:36,666 --> 01:55:38,458
Right, now I'm embarrassed.
Give me it back.

1772
01:55:38,541 --> 01:55:40,458
- I'm embarrassed.
- Don't be embarrassed.

1773
01:55:40,541 --> 01:55:43,750
No, I am. I feel silly now.

1774
01:55:43,833 --> 01:55:46,458
- Who do you like?
- Loads of people.

1775
01:55:46,541 --> 01:55:49,708
I'll listen to Pavarotti
in the car. I will.

1776
01:55:51,666 --> 01:55:55,250
♪ Don't be scared

1777
01:55:57,375 --> 01:56:02,500
♪ You'll never change
what's been and gone

1778
01:56:04,500 --> 01:56:07,416
♪ May your smile

1779
01:56:07,500 --> 01:56:10,625
♪ May your smile

1780
01:56:10,708 --> 01:56:13,958
♪ Shine on

1781
01:56:14,041 --> 01:56:17,166
♪ Shine on

1782
01:56:17,250 --> 01:56:20,750
<i>- ♪ Don't be scared</i>
- Wait here.

1783
01:56:20,833 --> 01:56:23,958
Wait here. Wait. Come.

1784
01:56:24,041 --> 01:56:26,500
Go on, then. Tilly, no.

1785
01:56:26,583 --> 01:56:28,000
Stay.

1786
01:56:28,791 --> 01:56:30,125
Stay.

1787
01:56:30,541 --> 01:56:32,000
Wait.

1788
01:56:32,750 --> 01:56:35,125
Go on, then. Tilly, no.

1789
01:56:35,666 --> 01:56:38,208
When I feel I'm going to say it,
I try and stop myself,

1790
01:56:38,291 --> 01:56:40,416
but I just feel as if
I have to say it.

1791
01:56:40,500 --> 01:56:42,291
It's like somebody's
forcing it out of me.

1792
01:56:42,375 --> 01:56:44,250
Fuck off!

1793
01:56:44,333 --> 01:56:47,666
Oh, God.

1794
01:56:48,958 --> 01:56:51,291
I never used to want to go
to school. I just...

1795
01:56:51,375 --> 01:56:52,916
because of getting teased.

1796
01:56:53,000 --> 01:56:54,708
Cunt. Fuck.

1797
01:57:01,291 --> 01:57:05,000
Just keep thinking
why it has to be me and not...

1798
01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:09,416
folks that are criminals
or deserve it.

1799
01:57:16,458 --> 01:57:20,291
John's first exclamation was,
"Ha-ha! You're gonna die."

1800
01:57:22,416 --> 01:57:23,875
Fuck off.

1801
01:57:24,416 --> 01:57:25,833
Shut it.

1802
01:57:25,916 --> 01:57:28,333
Other people within the group
have got partners.

1803
01:57:28,416 --> 01:57:30,791
And I've just found it
so hard to find somebody

1804
01:57:30,875 --> 01:57:33,833
that I feel that I can trust.

1805
01:57:39,250 --> 01:57:40,875
Oh, Dottie.

1806
01:57:40,958 --> 01:57:43,166
- Smack!
- Are you all right?

1807
01:57:44,166 --> 01:57:47,625
You just get on with it.
You just need to kinda...

1808
01:57:47,708 --> 01:57:49,750
if you like, pick up the pieces.

1809
01:57:51,708 --> 01:57:53,541
Filthy fags!

1810
01:57:59,458 --> 01:58:02,833
And I'm now in a position
to teach the teachers.

1811
01:58:02,916 --> 01:58:04,666
For so long,
I didn't know who I was.

1812
01:58:04,750 --> 01:58:07,125
I didn't know what
my purpose in life was.

1813
01:58:07,208 --> 01:58:09,125
I finally kinda clicked.

1814
01:58:09,208 --> 01:58:11,408
This is what I want to do.
I want to go and help people.

1815
01:58:11,458 --> 01:58:14,875
<i>♪ Cos all of the stars</i>

1816
01:58:14,958 --> 01:58:17,958
<i>♪ Are fading away</i>

1817
01:58:18,041 --> 01:58:21,083
<i>♪ Just try not to worry</i>

1818
01:58:21,166 --> 01:58:24,375
<i>♪ You'll see them someday</i>

1819
01:58:24,458 --> 01:58:27,458
<i>♪ Just take what you need</i>

1820
01:58:27,541 --> 01:58:30,250
<i>♪ And be on your way</i>

1821
01:58:30,333 --> 01:58:35,916
<i>♪ And stop crying
your heart out</i>

1822
01:58:37,041 --> 01:58:40,416
<i>♪ We're all of us stars</i>

1823
01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:43,458
<i>♪ We're fading away</i>

1824
01:58:43,541 --> 01:58:46,708
<i>♪ Just try not to worry</i>

1825
01:58:46,791 --> 01:58:50,000
<i>♪ You'll see us someday</i>

1826
01:58:50,083 --> 01:58:53,041
<i>♪ Just take what you need</i>

1827
01:58:53,125 --> 01:58:55,583
<i>♪ And be on your way</i>

1828
01:58:55,666 --> 01:59:01,166
<i>♪ And stop crying
your heart out</i>

1829
01:59:02,333 --> 01:59:07,541
<i>♪ Stop crying your heart out</i>

1830
01:59:08,833 --> 01:59:13,833
<i>♪ Stop crying your heart out</i>

1831
01:59:15,166 --> 01:59:20,458
<i>♪ Stop crying your heart out</i>