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Noble prince, your love
the message won my heart.
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The fortress of my body is yours,
for you are her conqueror.
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Dip your tongue
into the ditch of my mouth,
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let your hands conquer
the walls of my circles.
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Because I am yours
and only va�a.
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And I'm yours.
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Edmund!
I thought you were your brother.
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"QUEEN OF MEN'S BEARDS"
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After his death in 1492
of Randolph Xll. Sa�ke's
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and after collapse
insect pact
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Chaos reigned in Europe
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New kingdoms arose and fell,
borders and languages were changing.
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They are stronger every week
killed by allies
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and women were raped by soldiers
also of seven different nationalities.
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In European mansions
it was very �vivahno,
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especially in English.
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There are always jokers
cowards!
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Lord, I bring good news.
�vice invaded France.
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Excellent!
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Wessex, while they are gone, collect
10,000 soldiers and loot the city.
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But the Swiss are our allies.
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Really. Let's do it
disguised as Germans.
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Remind me to send hands
to the king of France
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as an expression of sympathy
on the death of his son.
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The one you had killed?
- Yes.
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Dad!
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Sir...
- Disappear!
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Harry, Diplomacy
it is a subtle art.
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But he certainly knows where he lies
the true secret of diplomacy.
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actually no
but I would like to know.
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There.
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I can't imagine he would
there was something so interesting.
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Let me explain.
What is it for?
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Two on purpose.
- Hold on. One of these is...
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It is not good to mention him.
- That's right!
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The second is non-existence.
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Without it, there is no marriage.
There is no diplomacy without marriage.
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I understand.
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Let me explain.
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I have made a covenant with the nation,
which is the biggest threat to France.
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The answer is, of course,
Chiswick, Spain!
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Commitment, however
it is best consolidated by marriage.
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That's why I decided to do it
married a Spanish princess.
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Congratulations.
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I don't think it will work.
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What?
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Why not?
- Because I'm already engaged.
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What? With whom?
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With the Hungarian princess Leia,
Archduchess Ursula of Brandenburg
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and with Icelandic
Queen Beowulf and...
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Countess Karolina of Luxembourg,
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Bert of Flanders,
Bert from Brussels,
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Bernard Sa�ko-Cobur�ki
and Jezebel of Estonia.
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No, I'm sorry...
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Berto Sa�ko-Cobur�ko
and Jeremiah of Estonia.
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Hell! Hell!
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I can't give it to my son
into marriage, the plan will backfire.
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Your majesty.
- Yes!
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You have one son.
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What?
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Indeed, he is right�.
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That squishy.
What's his name?
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Edmund.
- Yes, Osmond.
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Osmond can marry the princess!
- Great idea.
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With the Spanish alliance
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we can slaughter
both the Swiss and the French.
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Hooray!
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That way,
to separate their forces.
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If possible
the good ones from the bad ones.
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Morning, sir.
- Morning.
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What do you have on your neck?
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These are love bites.
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They look better
like dog bites.
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Well, she really was...
it's going wild.
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Love is a struggle.
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My old teacher
he always said:
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"Enjoy love,
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because tomorrow it can stop�
disgusting skin disease."
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I would swear
that these are dog bites.
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They are not dog bites!
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She was very attractive.
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Ble��e� ko�uh,
moist nose, shining eyes.
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No, Baldrick.
She was a woman.
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All right, sir.
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Well, we found out.
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Percy, today's obligations?
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So...
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First, we would...
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was able to release some prisoners.
They really do look like dog bites.
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They are, well.
The dog bit me.
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The woman threw me off the wall,
because she found me disgustingly ugly,
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and then he attacked me
the dog ran away. Are you satisfied?
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Yes, sir.
- Good. Excellent.
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Good. All right.
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Where did we stay?
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So...
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You could...
So she wasn't a woman?
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No dog dog
damn big dog!
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All right.
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Harry gets all the women.
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Pray. In my presence should
women are never mentioned again.
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And the dogs?
- Or dogs. Silence!
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I never want to see women again.
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If anyone wants to speak
with me, he warns her.
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The black viper is a poisonous reptile
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and women are his prey.
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Go ahead!
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if you're a woman, know
to fly through the window.
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Go with the dog.
- Sir, I bring a message.
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Obviously, you're a messenger.
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You are engaged
with the Spanish Infanta Maria.
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What?
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Sir, I bring a message.
Engaged...
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Yes, yes.
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Go away.
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Disappear. Disappear!
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Disappear!
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Did you hear?
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I will get married
with the Spanish princess.
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Yes, sir.
Should I go tell her?
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What?
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That he is a black viper
poisonous reptile...
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No, no, no!
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This is no ordinary woman, Percy.
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Well, beautiful princess.
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Imagine how beautiful she is
she must be a Spanish princess.
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That means
"Welcome to the court,
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"I hope you do
our weather cesspool."
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I wrote you that I would
broke the ice upon her arrival.
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Countess of Luxembourg
Apparently he doesn't know Karoline�.
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No. Hello,
a young lady.
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Good luck.
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Luxembourg!
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Have you ever seen a man
who would be so seething with jealousy?
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No.
- It's boiling, it's boiling.
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if it's going to be so hot,
it will turn into steam.
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Baldrick, what are you saying�?
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Mr.
- Yes.
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They say they are
the princess's eyes are more beautiful
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from famous
of Galveston stone.
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what?
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Famous
of Galveston stone.
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What is this?
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The famous blue stone,
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coming... from Galveston.
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I understand. And what about him?
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They are the princess's eyes
wiser than him.
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I understand.
Have you ever seen this stone?
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No. I didn't myself.
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People who have said,
that he is really very wise.
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00:10:03,194 --> 00:10:06,151
Well, people saw you
father of a Spanish princess?
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I doubt it.
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And neither are you.
- No.
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That is, there is something
you have never seen
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a little less blue than some
the other you have never seen.
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Yes, sir.
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Percy, you are useful
like a hole in the head.
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This feeling should be familiar,
because you never had a brain.
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Hello.
- Hello.
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Finally, I wait
to the arrival of a beautiful, charming...
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Hello!
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You see that
I'm talking to someone.
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And you're �quick� like a partridge...
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You are the love of mine
Life, my love.
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What? Percy,
is this your friend
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You are the only one for me.
Let me hug and kiss you.
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00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:05,109
I'm an infanta!
- They didn't tell me he had a beard.
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This is br�kone
Jeremiah of Estonia.
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Excellent.
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I am on this day
She waited her whole life.
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Your nose is smaller
as I expected.
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My expectations
and they are fully fulfilled.
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My love.
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I like your lips more.
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But I want to know
other parts of your body.
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I'll tear them apart.
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00:12:03,031 --> 00:12:04,589
Sir, I bring news.
- What?
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00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:07,105
The Spanish Infanta has arrived.
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Spain will be soon
in our clutches.
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00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:12,308
Sir, news. French
the king sends you greetings.
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My diplomacy
proved to be successful.
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00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:18,269
Sir, news.
Lord Wessex is dead.
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00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:23,309
This news is not good.
- Please?
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I don't care anymore.
Bring me another piece of news.
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Please?
186
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:30,187
I don't care anymore.
Bring me another piece of news.
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Yes, sir.
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00:12:36,151 --> 00:12:37,742
Sir, news.
- What?
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00:12:37,830 --> 00:12:41,027
Lord Wessex is not dead.
- Excellent.
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Let's celebrate a happy event.
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Right.
- Really!
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Tell Osmond it will be tomorrow
reported that we are strengthening ties with Spain.
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00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,342
Yes, sir.
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00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:55,585
Chiswick!
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00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,788
Fresh horses!
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00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:05,866
I'll be there in 24 hours
married to darkness.
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00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,984
You can't lock her out.
- Probably not really.
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00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:16,222
That will hold her back
at least for a minute.
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00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,346
Wait, sir.
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00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:22,224
I have a plan
how can we prevent marriage.
201
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,426
Which is probably stupid.
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00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,665
Perhaps indeed.
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00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:30,343
Tell me anyway.
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00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:32,704
I won't bore you.
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00:13:32,789 --> 00:13:35,349
Well, tell me.
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00:13:35,429 --> 00:13:38,466
Please tell me.
- Right.
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00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:45,024
Princess I can go
to say that you are crazy.
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00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:50,266
when he comes
you appear, disguised
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in pra�i�ka.
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00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:55,582
Then...
211
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,387
and this is the key part of the plan...
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00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,381
instead of curling up,
213
00:14:00,669 --> 00:14:02,341
you say...
214
00:14:02,789 --> 00:14:05,667
"Moo."
215
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,347
And then?
216
00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:13,062
Then she will know
that you are crazy, and she will leave.
217
00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:17,387
I could have
kept for himself.
218
00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:19,982
Sir?
- What?
219
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,218
I have a plan too.
220
00:14:22,348 --> 00:14:23,417
Yes?
221
00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:26,619
Convince her
that you prefer to be in a man's company.
222
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,346
I really am.
223
00:14:28,428 --> 00:14:31,545
I'm alluding to...
224
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,901
intimate companionship.
225
00:14:38,748 --> 00:14:41,660
I guess he doesn't mean...
226
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,546
as the Earl of Doncaster?
227
00:14:44,628 --> 00:14:48,223
Exactly like
Earl of Doncaster.
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00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:49,986
That miser?
229
00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:53,105
That disgusting Catholic?
230
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:58,103
Earl of Doncaster
He hasn't ridden a horse since he was 17.
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00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,622
Who would marry
to the Earls of Doncaster?
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00:15:00,748 --> 00:15:02,261
Nobody.
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00:15:02,348 --> 00:15:04,782
Brilliant! Of course.
234
00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:07,980
I wouldn't marry anyone else
with the Earl of Doncaster.
235
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:11,343
Except maybe the Duke of Beaufort.
236
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:13,784
How are we going to do this?
237
00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:15,744
You need
appropriate appearance.
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00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:19,666
You have to around your shoulders
put on something feminine.
239
00:15:19,747 --> 00:15:22,659
It can be any
from Beaufort twins.
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00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:29,941
Like that.
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00:15:30,027 --> 00:15:31,585
Excellent.
242
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:35,501
Now you just have to
practice with Percy.
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00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:38,258
What should I practice?
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Performance.
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00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:43,863
You come here
you, sir, I am.
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00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:46,302
So, Percy.
247
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:49,823
Lord Edmund
will try to be...
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00:15:49,947 --> 00:15:51,903
attractive.
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00:15:52,707 --> 00:15:53,981
Attractive?
250
00:15:54,067 --> 00:15:56,900
As the Earl of Doncaster.
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Dear God. Well, right.
252
00:16:02,066 --> 00:16:07,220
You're acting normal.
I am the Earl of Doncaster, not you.
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00:16:08,146 --> 00:16:10,137
All right.
- Okay.
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00:16:10,946 --> 00:16:12,220
Now.
255
00:16:39,306 --> 00:16:42,218
God's cross,
however, this is impractical.
256
00:16:42,306 --> 00:16:44,740
I still have some accessories.
257
00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:47,420
Oh, Percy, what can I do?
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You can find a conversation.
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00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,217
Right.
260
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,580
Hello...
261
00:16:56,545 --> 00:16:57,580
Oil.
262
00:16:58,665 --> 00:17:00,462
Hello.
263
00:17:00,545 --> 00:17:03,742
how are you
- Good.
264
00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:07,380
Have you heard? Prince Edmund
will marry the Spanish Infanta.
265
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:12,220
Not even by chance. Who this
he says, he will get them. See?
266
00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:16,102
Kind of like that, yes.
267
00:17:22,105 --> 00:17:24,141
Attention. It's coming.
268
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:28,982
Morning, Doncaster.
269
00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:32,862
Chiswick, take this away
to the Queen of Naples.
270
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,340
What is this?
- King of Naples.
271
00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:36,824
Immediately.
272
00:17:38,945 --> 00:17:40,537
Bro. Bro.
273
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:43,297
My God.
274
00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:48,174
An idea for a bachelorette party?
275
00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:50,900
Yes, that's right.
276
00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:54,300
Archduchess Ursula
He doesn't know Brandenburg yet.
277
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:57,541
No, how are you, Ursula?
278
00:17:57,624 --> 00:18:01,219
I'd like to talk
about the wedding speech.
279
00:18:01,304 --> 00:18:04,023
I'm thinking
about the homonymous text.
280
00:18:04,144 --> 00:18:05,941
Yes...
- For example:
281
00:18:06,024 --> 00:18:09,380
Your arrival
will give the prince plenty of wings.
282
00:18:09,504 --> 00:18:13,019
Your words to him
they will be as homely as fairies.
283
00:18:13,144 --> 00:18:16,454
Let them soften your finger.
284
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,982
Earth, understand�?
285
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:24,539
They will even play
just... by... the band.
286
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,735
What do you think?
287
00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:30,942
Brilliant, really.
288
00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:35,221
I'm satisfied too.
I would like to squeeze in a little more.
289
00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:42,174
It's going.
290
00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:50,418
Mother, for God's sake,
what do you want
291
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,659
It's not, it's not.
292
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,697
She got stuck.
293
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:15,340
I hug you
and I love you very much.
294
00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:16,572
What?
295
00:19:22,222 --> 00:19:26,613
How nice of you to dress up
like a �panc to cheer me up.
296
00:19:26,662 --> 00:19:28,095
Baldrick!
297
00:19:29,782 --> 00:19:32,376
What a sweetheart!
298
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,134
You baby.
299
00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:36,814
Look at the dove.
300
00:19:36,902 --> 00:19:39,974
One dove and one elephant.
301
00:19:40,062 --> 00:19:43,020
As if she were
Already married.
302
00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:44,576
What?
303
00:19:44,622 --> 00:19:48,012
they look
as if she were already married.
304
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,257
So I heard right.
305
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:52,694
Boy.
306
00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:53,897
Yes, sir.
307
00:19:54,502 --> 00:19:57,335
I have one more plan.
308
00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:38,139
Didn't you find anything better?
This is supposed to be my bride.
309
00:20:38,181 --> 00:20:41,093
I know, but it will
only for a few days.
310
00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:44,298
It's true. Hurry up, dad.
311
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,497
Right.
312
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,580
We are in front of you
gathered, Lord,
313
00:20:49,661 --> 00:20:52,300
to be a witness
at the last minute determined...
314
00:20:53,381 --> 00:20:57,260
the wedding they are going to
the God-fearing woman agreed
315
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:01,698
Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh,
and Tully Hru�kastarit.
316
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:06,333
Did I say that right?
- You are, you are.
317
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,297
Who would have thought?
318
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,336
The Duke of Edinburgh,
319
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:14,459
overcome with passion
will take a little tully away!
320
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,259
Please! Keep going!
321
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:23,618
Of course. Are you Edmund,
Duke of Edinburgh?
322
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,134
No, it's a bowl of soup.
323
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,692
Give it to me.
324
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,254
Are you Mrs.
Tully Hru�kastarit?
325
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,490
Madam.
- Madam.
326
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:46,294
It doesn't matter. Come on, quick.
- what is...
327
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,259
The church will never progress,
It won't be flexible.
328
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,615
This is an unusual force.
329
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:56,055
Well, the church has always existed
dedicated to unusual phenomena.
330
00:21:56,139 --> 00:21:58,494
�ude� with fish, for example.
331
00:21:58,539 --> 00:22:00,575
Let's continue.
332
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:05,056
So no one knows the reason,
that she should not enter into holy matrimony?
333
00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:07,607
No. - No.
- No. - No. - No.
334
00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:09,932
Yes!
335
00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:14,048
Who are you?
- Mr. Hru�kastarit.
336
00:22:14,139 --> 00:22:16,369
Father of the bride!
337
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,058
No, the bride can.
338
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:20,936
This is my mo�, Thomas.
339
00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:25,092
Thomas, this is my fiance,
Duke of Edinburgh.
340
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:27,852
Prince Edmund, this is Thomas.
341
00:22:28,019 --> 00:22:30,214
Thomas, this is O�e O'...
342
00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:33,456
Smith. I am collecting contributions
for the chair of shame.
343
00:22:33,579 --> 00:22:35,331
Mr. Hru�kastarit...
344
00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:40,174
Allow me to conclude temporarily
agreement with your lady?
345
00:22:40,299 --> 00:22:43,291
I need her
only for a short time.
346
00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,777
Out!
347
00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:47,895
I just want to get married
with your wife, peasant!
348
00:22:47,978 --> 00:22:49,934
Pick yourself up!
349
00:22:51,418 --> 00:22:54,854
It was the Duke of Edinburgh!
350
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:59,090
No! It is, however
Earl of Doncaster.
351
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:06,734
How beautiful.
- Yes.
352
00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,931
Let's talk
about women's issues.
353
00:23:14,058 --> 00:23:16,253
Confidential.
354
00:23:21,258 --> 00:23:25,536
Madam Queen, tell
what about English men.
355
00:23:26,218 --> 00:23:29,813
Most of the time
they live with animals.
356
00:23:29,898 --> 00:23:34,414
And with other men.
But when they finally come to us,
357
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,767
they only want one.
358
00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,849
What about?
359
00:23:40,057 --> 00:23:44,687
A type of pastry from
bread, butter and raisins.
360
00:23:45,097 --> 00:23:48,487
And of course the other thing.
361
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,253
What is this other thing?
362
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:57,125
Egg cream, however.
363
00:24:05,057 --> 00:24:07,651
What about Edmund?
What does he like?
364
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,171
I mean, pastries.
365
00:24:14,257 --> 00:24:20,173
Not what he likes in bed.
- Oh, in bed...
366
00:24:20,257 --> 00:24:24,808
He likes warm milk in bed
with just a little cinnamon.
367
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,329
No, no, no.
368
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:32,730
What... likes... doing?
369
00:24:32,856 --> 00:24:34,414
Oh, yes.
370
00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:37,808
He's like a rabbit in bed.
371
00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:48,125
Mom, Mom,
how i love you
372
00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:55,812
I would never have thought
that my boyhood will be like this.
373
00:24:57,816 --> 00:25:02,332
The most miserable night
in my life.
374
00:25:03,496 --> 00:25:06,568
There is something for you
can only be comforted.
375
00:25:06,976 --> 00:25:10,764
What about?
- She's very likely a virgin.
376
00:25:10,856 --> 00:25:15,213
At least no one is alive,
who could prove it wasn't.
377
00:25:16,495 --> 00:25:19,407
if she hadn't been
we could still succeed.
378
00:25:19,495 --> 00:25:22,214
Officially, he must be innocent.
379
00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:26,694
What?
380
00:25:31,695 --> 00:25:33,094
Oh, no.
381
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:34,724
No.
382
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:37,207
No!
383
00:25:37,295 --> 00:25:40,526
Yes! Yes! Yes!
384
00:25:42,615 --> 00:25:45,049
I beg you, sir, not at all.
385
00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:48,286
He knows he would choose another
solution, when it would exist.
386
00:25:48,335 --> 00:25:49,734
I will die.
387
00:25:49,775 --> 00:25:53,131
don't worry
he will be buried as a hero.
388
00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:57,851
By the sea. we will say
that you died in battle.
389
00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:01,490
Now go, just an hour.
390
00:26:01,575 --> 00:26:04,772
A little boy with a big task.
391
00:26:04,895 --> 00:26:07,454
Come, Percy, let's go get the king.
392
00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:25,370
Princess.
393
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,569
Princess.
394
00:26:35,014 --> 00:26:37,130
Oh, Edmund, my love.
395
00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:43,529
Your majesty.
- What?
396
00:26:45,214 --> 00:26:49,127
I bring terrible news.
- What?
397
00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:52,053
They just slaughtered
our army on the Rhine?
398
00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:55,729
They cut off their heads and
filled their nostrils with cheese,
399
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:58,805
as is the custom in Điva?
- No.
400
00:27:02,853 --> 00:27:06,448
Don't be shy, my little one.
401
00:27:06,573 --> 00:27:08,529
They are Mongolian bandits
402
00:27:08,613 --> 00:27:11,685
replaced the Russian royal one
family for bison
403
00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:13,889
because of winter clothes,
404
00:27:13,973 --> 00:27:17,249
they killed her, dismembered her
and eaten like sweets?
405
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:18,891
No, sir.
406
00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:24,532
What about?
407
00:27:24,613 --> 00:27:26,763
Lord King...
408
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:30,528
A Spanish princess is not a virgin.
409
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,570
That's all I know.
410
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,413
Her uncle told me.
- Yes, please.
411
00:27:37,493 --> 00:27:40,451
That's why he got it
500 less for dowry.
412
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,442
I thought...
413
00:27:42,493 --> 00:27:45,212
Just one of you
must be innocent.
414
00:27:47,693 --> 00:27:49,523
What's up?
415
00:28:18,972 --> 00:28:22,885
My dears, we have gathered
416
00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:25,327
before god
417
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:31,408
that we will come to the wedding of two
God-fearing Christians.
418
00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:34,925
Are you Edmund,
Duke of Edinburgh?
419
00:28:34,972 --> 00:28:36,769
Yes.
420
00:28:36,812 --> 00:28:39,405
Are you Maria?
Escalosa Fiona, Infanta...
421
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:50,521
Hurry you fool� I'll have him again
squeezed between her wide thighs.
422
00:28:50,611 --> 00:28:54,809
Marriage is a sacred sacrament,
which is set by god.
423
00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:57,963
Does anyone of you know...
- Dear God,
424
00:28:58,051 --> 00:29:00,406
help me, I'm begging you.
425
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:04,604
...let him speak now
or let him pray forever.
426
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,286
Zini �e.
427
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:08,963
So be it.
428
00:29:09,371 --> 00:29:11,327
Thank you very much.
429
00:29:11,411 --> 00:29:13,083
Will anything happen?
430
00:29:13,171 --> 00:29:16,208
Do you, Edmund Plantagenet,
he takes Mary...
431
00:29:16,331 --> 00:29:18,242
Shut up!
432
00:29:19,011 --> 00:29:21,366
...for a woman
for better and for worse
433
00:29:21,451 --> 00:29:23,009
he will caress and spoil her,
434
00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:27,289
punished her
and beat to death...
435
00:29:27,371 --> 00:29:29,759
until death do you part?
436
00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:33,843
Louder! I don't hear anything!
437
00:29:34,090 --> 00:29:35,409
Yes.
438
00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:36,889
What?!
439
00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:39,165
Yes, yes, yes!
440
00:29:39,290 --> 00:29:42,487
Do you, Infanta Maria Escalosa...
441
00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:45,961
takes� Edmund Plantagenet...
- Yes, yes.
442
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:47,563
Oh no!
443
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:50,408
I proclaim you...
- Stand!
444
00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:51,764
Christ!
445
00:29:51,850 --> 00:29:55,809
I bring incredible conscience, because
whose marriage you must end.
446
00:29:56,450 --> 00:29:58,008
What?
447
00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:02,845
They are suddenly Swiss and French
made peace on a mountain pass,
448
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,803
concluded in secret
alliance with Spain
449
00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:08,165
and left us without
allies in Europe,
450
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:12,163
unless we conclude an immediate one
agreement with Hungary?
451
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:19,087
Yes.
- I knew it!
452
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:23,045
Is he at court
some Hungarian princess?
453
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:26,206
I think I have one...
454
00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:28,928
Princess Leia.
455
00:30:29,009 --> 00:30:30,601
What is she like?
456
00:30:30,689 --> 00:30:35,160
Leia is..."Young and beautiful,
her eyes are like opal,
457
00:30:35,249 --> 00:30:37,809
and has soft hair
chestnut-colored."
458
00:30:37,889 --> 00:30:39,880
It sounds pretty good.
459
00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:42,725
What's going on?
460
00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,765
Call her!
461
00:30:44,889 --> 00:30:48,677
This big Spanish dumpling...
462
00:30:49,649 --> 00:30:53,881
get it to me immediately
out of sight! Otherwise I will eat it.
463
00:30:55,329 --> 00:30:57,285
My love, tell me.
464
00:30:57,369 --> 00:31:00,088
Just how?
Politics, however.
465
00:31:00,129 --> 00:31:05,249
Come on, come on. Where is he?
Where is Princess Leia?
466
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:15,358
Great. Great.
467
00:31:16,488 --> 00:31:18,956
Osmond, this is yours
new bride.
468
00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:21,920
Hello Edmund.
- Hello.
469
00:31:21,968 --> 00:31:26,678
Are we going to get married?
- Yes. That's what he says.
470
00:31:26,728 --> 00:31:28,241
Well, come on.
471
00:31:40,848 --> 00:31:43,646
my dears,
472
00:31:43,728 --> 00:31:47,641
today we gathered...
473
00:31:55,848 --> 00:31:57,804
"And so
474
00:31:57,888 --> 00:32:01,880
the big bear had to
leave friends
475
00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:06,002
and go to a distant land,
476
00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:09,802
where they will take care of him
cottages and villas
477
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:13,522
until the end of his days."
478
00:32:15,087 --> 00:32:19,603
How nice, Edmund.
What a happy fairy tale.
479
00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:23,920
Do we have to blow out the candles?
480
00:32:23,967 --> 00:32:26,242
Yes, my dear.
481
00:32:26,327 --> 00:32:29,319
It's already at least six o'clock.
482
00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:35,321
Hoof
stomp beyond the fields,
483
00:32:35,447 --> 00:32:39,440
people,
shut up br� children.
484
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:43,202
Be careful
it is mixed this day,
485
00:32:43,287 --> 00:32:47,041
It will
shed blood streams.
486
00:32:47,127 --> 00:32:51,120
Black viper, black viper,
487
00:32:51,207 --> 00:32:55,085
he rides on his back.
488
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:59,045
Black viper, black viper,
489
00:32:59,126 --> 00:33:03,881
he is very dangerous.
490
00:33:04,006 --> 00:33:07,442
He has black gloves,
491
00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:11,724
steel black pubic hair.
492
00:33:11,806 --> 00:33:15,765
And the horse
it is black as night,
493
00:33:15,846 --> 00:33:19,361
a night�
less black than the dish.
494
00:33:19,486 --> 00:33:23,161
Black viper, black viper,
495
00:33:23,246 --> 00:33:27,000
woven like a hundred foxes.
496
00:33:27,126 --> 00:33:31,563
Black viper, black viper,
497
00:33:31,686 --> 00:33:36,441
horrible you men.
498
00:33:37,726 --> 00:33:40,684
Bring me a glass of water?
499
00:33:40,766 --> 00:33:42,881
Yes, yes, immediately.
500
00:33:46,145 --> 00:33:48,136
Translation and adaptation
Luka Pieri