1 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:09,670 Move along, there. Get back. 2 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:12,694 Leave a bit of room there. 3 00:02:13,231 --> 00:02:16,831 Come on. Get back there, please. 4 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:20,403 Look, here he comes. 5 00:02:25,476 --> 00:02:26,888 Oh, he's lovely. 6 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:28,956 Would you sign this? 7 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,425 Really, I'm just a guest here today. 8 00:02:31,449 --> 00:02:35,396 We never miss your program on the telly. 9 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:36,663 Neither do I. 10 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:37,899 More to your left. 11 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:39,273 This way. 12 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:44,371 Come on there, leave room. Come on, leave a bit of room. 13 00:02:44,395 --> 00:02:46,407 It really is too vulgar of you, Robert, 14 00:02:46,431 --> 00:02:49,043 to bring your wretched television fans with you. 15 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,978 Well, I didn't bring them, dear lady. 16 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:53,014 They simply materialized. 17 00:02:53,038 --> 00:02:54,788 How do you do? 18 00:02:54,906 --> 00:02:57,051 Oh, don't you know each other? 19 00:02:57,075 --> 00:02:59,486 Robert Danvers, Julia Halforde-Smythe. 20 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,010 Enchanted. 21 00:03:01,612 --> 00:03:03,424 You can ignore the charm, Julia. 22 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:07,768 He's a rotter. Not your style at all. 23 00:03:16,962 --> 00:03:21,642 Come on, come on, get back. Let them out. 24 00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:27,781 Oh, doesn't she look ravishing in white? 25 00:03:27,805 --> 00:03:28,805 Yes. 26 00:03:28,874 --> 00:03:31,374 So pure, so virginal. 27 00:03:34,412 --> 00:03:40,292 Come along, Julia, I think we'd better move inside. 28 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,307 Just one moment. 29 00:03:53,331 --> 00:03:56,811 Nice smile, please. Thank you. 30 00:04:03,008 --> 00:04:04,685 We were saying, Freddie, weren't we, 31 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:08,089 it's such a joy to see someone with breeding on the television, 32 00:04:08,113 --> 00:04:11,025 instead of those young savages with their banjos. 33 00:04:11,049 --> 00:04:12,659 Quite, quite. 34 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:16,197 The fellow's as black as the ace of spades, but surprisingly decent. 35 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:18,965 Really? Then some of them are, aren't they? 36 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:21,234 Then would you believe it, the bloody fox turned round 37 00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:23,137 and set about the leading hound. 38 00:04:23,161 --> 00:04:25,106 How very unsporting of it. 39 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:27,241 So they've taken Pinkie onto the board. 40 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:29,310 Save him dozing all day in parliament. 41 00:04:29,334 --> 00:04:31,334 You know Pinkie. 42 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:33,447 Tell me, do you have a proper job? 43 00:04:33,471 --> 00:04:38,319 I mean when you're not... Not doing this... This television stuff? 44 00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:42,663 I perform abortions. Didn't you know? 45 00:04:42,914 --> 00:04:44,414 Excuse me. 46 00:04:46,617 --> 00:04:49,796 I hope you'll be able to come to the annual garden fete this year. 47 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:51,032 Yes, when is it? 48 00:04:51,056 --> 00:04:52,466 Next Saturday. 49 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:54,835 You weren't able to come last year, were you? 50 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:56,137 No, we were away. 51 00:04:56,161 --> 00:04:57,361 Oh, yes. 52 00:04:57,828 --> 00:05:01,042 Will your husband be able to come with you as well? 53 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:03,777 ...wood off the fairway, and it went on a terrible... 54 00:05:03,801 --> 00:05:05,246 Slice? Slice, yes. 55 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,020 Do forgive me. 56 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,320 I'm going up to change now, Willie. 57 00:05:13,344 --> 00:05:14,821 Don't chat for too long, will you? 58 00:05:14,845 --> 00:05:17,745 Okay, kitten. Off you go. 59 00:05:21,719 --> 00:05:25,967 I must say, she's looking absolutely... Yes, yes. 60 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:27,341 Yes, yes. 61 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:32,479 I mean, she's really quite... She is. 62 00:05:32,663 --> 00:05:33,713 She is. 63 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:35,299 Yes. 64 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:39,246 What is the word? How would one put it? 65 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,950 "Lovely." Yes. 66 00:05:41,306 --> 00:05:44,206 Yes, that's it. "Lovely." 67 00:06:14,772 --> 00:06:16,452 Who's there? 68 00:06:17,608 --> 00:06:19,288 Oh, it's you. 69 00:06:21,212 --> 00:06:22,623 Am I disturbing you? 70 00:06:22,647 --> 00:06:26,127 You're an absolute bastard, coming here like this. 71 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:27,428 I wanted to see you. 72 00:06:27,452 --> 00:06:29,496 Why? For one last time. 73 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,899 Oh, for God's sake, it was you who threw me over. 74 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:34,668 Clare, how can you say that? 75 00:06:34,692 --> 00:06:36,803 You know I was shattered. 76 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:38,872 Not shattered enough to marry me. 77 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:39,946 I know. 78 00:06:40,831 --> 00:06:43,544 I was a fool. A blind fool. 79 00:06:43,568 --> 00:06:46,980 Oh, Robert, what's the use of saying that now, today? 80 00:06:47,004 --> 00:06:48,782 You look stunning today, Clare. 81 00:06:48,806 --> 00:06:50,251 Immaculate. 82 00:06:50,275 --> 00:06:52,400 Like virgin snow. 83 00:06:53,044 --> 00:06:54,044 Do I? 84 00:06:56,347 --> 00:06:59,347 My God, but you're lovely. 85 00:07:02,053 --> 00:07:03,264 No, Robert. 86 00:07:03,288 --> 00:07:04,965 We had six glorious months. 87 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,201 This is our last time. 88 00:07:07,225 --> 00:07:08,769 No, that's out. 89 00:07:08,793 --> 00:07:11,638 Isn't it better to end with a bang than a whimper? 90 00:07:11,662 --> 00:07:13,074 Someone may come in. 91 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:15,348 I locked the door. 92 00:07:16,701 --> 00:07:18,545 You only want me for one thing. 93 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:21,469 But what a lovely thing. 94 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:28,689 Who is it? 95 00:07:28,713 --> 00:07:31,158 Do you need any help, darling? 96 00:07:31,182 --> 00:07:32,726 No, Mommy. I can manage. 97 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,961 Well, don't forget the plane. 98 00:07:34,985 --> 00:07:36,830 Will you be long? 99 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:39,300 Tell her five minutes. 100 00:07:39,324 --> 00:07:42,564 My God, at least make it 10. 101 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:55,816 That's a wonderful girl you're getting. 102 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,685 She's going to make you very, very happy. 103 00:07:58,709 --> 00:07:59,709 Yes. 104 00:07:59,944 --> 00:08:03,184 Lose it gracefully, darling. 105 00:08:04,115 --> 00:08:05,226 Bye-bye, Mother. 106 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,327 Bye, dear boy. 107 00:08:06,351 --> 00:08:08,031 Bye, old man. 108 00:08:08,153 --> 00:08:13,313 Bye-bye, Son. Have a lovely time. Good luck. 109 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,310 Bye, darling. 110 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:25,279 Weren't they just wonderful? 111 00:08:25,303 --> 00:08:26,747 Let's go in now and have a drink. 112 00:08:26,771 --> 00:08:28,215 I could do with one. Couldn't you? 113 00:08:28,239 --> 00:08:30,617 I must say, she really looked beautiful, didn't she? 114 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:34,361 Well, back to London, I suppose. 115 00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:36,857 Weddings always make me feel hungry. 116 00:08:36,881 --> 00:08:38,561 I wonder why? 117 00:08:39,116 --> 00:08:42,896 We might have something to eat together, somewhere. 118 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,270 We might. 119 00:08:44,622 --> 00:08:47,862 Where's your favorite place? 120 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,803 Aren't you the expert? 121 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,972 There's a tiny restaurant, 122 00:08:51,996 --> 00:08:55,409 rather off the beaten track, that I'd like you to know about. 123 00:08:55,433 --> 00:09:01,215 The, menu is limited, but, very tasty and beautifully balanced. 124 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:05,352 As for the decor, it is discreet without being elegant, 125 00:09:05,376 --> 00:09:08,489 the seating comfortable, and the atmosphere intimate, 126 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:14,761 whilst the lighting subtly enhances even the most ravishing companion. 127 00:09:14,785 --> 00:09:17,364 The wines, too, are well chosen. 128 00:09:17,388 --> 00:09:21,235 As a matter of fact, I had a hand in that. 129 00:09:21,259 --> 00:09:22,869 Although the list is small, 130 00:09:22,893 --> 00:09:26,006 as are the number of diners who are lucky enough to eat there, 131 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,674 that's not a bad thing. 132 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:28,942 Hear, hear. 133 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,544 You see, for my part, I think that 134 00:09:30,568 --> 00:09:33,480 far too much attention these days is paid to quantity, 135 00:09:33,504 --> 00:09:35,482 and not nearly enough to quality. 136 00:09:35,506 --> 00:09:40,066 For example, how is this for starters? 137 00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:44,024 Lady Heather was right. 138 00:09:44,048 --> 00:09:46,173 You are a rotter. 139 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:49,857 You have a delicious flavor. 140 00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:59,806 So, having set one's taste buds bursting, we come to the main dish. 141 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:03,677 A sort of shish kebab or skewered lamb. 142 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:07,901 These are meticulously selected cuts 143 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:11,184 impaled with onions and garlic for flavor, 144 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:15,121 and turned over and over a bare flame, 145 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:18,525 until the meat sizzles and the juices run out. 146 00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:22,896 For pudding or sweet or afters, I prefer the word "pudding" myself, 147 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,360 the banana surprise was a masterpiece. 148 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:31,505 You're wonderful. 149 00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:33,209 I know I am. 150 00:10:33,664 --> 00:10:36,289 But, please, no more. 151 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:40,034 My God, but you're lovely. 152 00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:42,616 So there we are, then, 153 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,787 a simple little menu that anyone could knock up at home. 154 00:10:46,811 --> 00:10:48,655 Well, that's all. 155 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:53,959 And until we meet again next week, good night. 156 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:58,899 You have been watching Robert Danvers' Good Taste. 157 00:10:58,923 --> 00:11:01,902 Written, devised and produced by Robert Danvers. 158 00:11:01,926 --> 00:11:06,440 Wines chosen and all dishes selected by Robert Danvers. 159 00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:07,741 What's this, then? 160 00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:10,076 It won't poison you, you've had it before. 161 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,600 I'll bet I have. Cow. 162 00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:19,252 Look, I'm not waiting in all night for you to finish that, you know. 163 00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:20,326 I know. 164 00:11:23,681 --> 00:11:24,758 Evening, John. 165 00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:26,192 Evening, Mr. Hunter. 166 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,395 Is the connoisseur of wine, women and two veg back? 167 00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:31,197 He is back, sir, but, he's got company. 168 00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:33,199 At 6:30? In the middle of the rush hour? 169 00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:35,168 I think he's working them in shifts now, sir. 170 00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:36,703 I don't know what he's got, 171 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:39,373 but they go in and out of there like a women's relay race. 172 00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:41,074 He must be very, fit. 173 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:42,609 You should see this one, sir. 174 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:45,278 Legs on her right up to her bum. 175 00:11:45,302 --> 00:11:46,813 Not like my missus. 176 00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:50,651 Her ass comes down to meet her knees. 177 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:51,818 John, taxi, please. 178 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:52,886 Right away, sir. 179 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:54,355 Andrew, you're early. 180 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,122 No, as a matter of fact, I'm a bit late. 181 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:57,991 You two know each other? 182 00:11:58,015 --> 00:11:59,015 No. 183 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:02,329 This is Andrew Hunter, editor of a magazine I write for. 184 00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:03,430 How do you do? 185 00:12:03,454 --> 00:12:07,133 And, this is, oh... Forgive me, what did you say your name was? 186 00:12:07,157 --> 00:12:08,507 I didn't. 187 00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:11,104 Yes, of course you didn't. How stupid of me. 188 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:14,003 We have a taxi waiting. 189 00:12:14,231 --> 00:12:18,044 Nice to have met you, Miss, Miss... That's it, Miss... 190 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:21,428 Stay tuned, back in a moment. 191 00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:29,523 Your supper's gone stone cold. 192 00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:31,124 All right, I'm coming. 193 00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:32,859 Don't know why I waste my time. 194 00:12:32,883 --> 00:12:36,296 You ought to have some women to deal with. 195 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,970 Wish I had. 196 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,166 Nothing like home cooking, John. 197 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,315 No, sir, nothing. 198 00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:46,807 What a slob you are, Robert. 199 00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:47,831 What? 200 00:12:48,165 --> 00:12:51,412 You treat your sex life like a continuous wine-tasting. 201 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:53,914 Roll them around and spit them out. 202 00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:55,849 I know why married men live longer. 203 00:12:55,873 --> 00:12:57,718 They're half-dead already. 204 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,092 Nonsense. 205 00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:01,888 All that sex is just a substitute for the real thing. 206 00:13:01,912 --> 00:13:04,591 Who needs the real thing with a substitute like that? 207 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:06,295 Daddy, Daddy. 208 00:13:06,851 --> 00:13:09,830 Daddy, Abby won't let me kick the ball. 209 00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:11,932 You have to get it off her, that's the game. 210 00:13:11,956 --> 00:13:13,934 But she keeps picking it up. 211 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:15,702 Well, kick her, then she'll put it down. 212 00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:16,726 Okay. 213 00:13:18,228 --> 00:13:20,641 Anyway, it's time you gave up all this philandering. 214 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:22,809 How old are you now? 40-what? 215 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,833 About that, yes. 216 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,049 Daddy! Daddy! 217 00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:31,051 Don't bother daddy now, Abigail, he's busy? 218 00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,286 But Barnaby kicked me. 219 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,921 Well, kick him back. 220 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:35,989 All right. 221 00:13:36,013 --> 00:13:37,924 Come on, now, Andrew, admit it. 222 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:41,027 Wouldn't you give your eyeteeth to be single, just for one week? 223 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:42,729 Not for a day. 224 00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:45,699 All right, you're too senile for sex. 225 00:13:45,723 --> 00:13:47,073 I am not. 226 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:50,433 - Andrew! - Yes? Oh. 227 00:13:50,695 --> 00:13:52,375 Yes, darling? 228 00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,775 Andrew, have you been telling the children to kick each other? 229 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:58,211 Kick, darling? Well, no, not exactly. 230 00:13:58,235 --> 00:14:01,355 Honestly, you're hopeless. 231 00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:05,686 Just look at you. You're the same age as me, 232 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:07,788 but you act like my grandfather. 233 00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:10,023 Well, if you didn't rush off to that health farm every five minutes 234 00:14:10,047 --> 00:14:17,367 to have your flue raked out, you'd have clinkered up years ago. 235 00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:20,580 Who on earth is this? 236 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:24,905 Can't you look at a girl without actually lathering up? 237 00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,307 Telephone, Mr. Hunter, from France. 238 00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:30,010 That'll be about your wine-tasting trip. 239 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,678 They are waiting for you, monsieur. 240 00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:32,779 Thank you. 241 00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:36,049 You'd better hurry, hadn't you? 242 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:39,313 Do give it a rest, old chap. 243 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,392 You speak English, do you? 244 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:50,256 Yes, but, only very, very small. 245 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,398 Paola! Paola! 246 00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:54,067 Airplane, airplane, please. 247 00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:55,536 But you're so heavy. 248 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,137 Here, let me. Come on. 249 00:14:57,161 --> 00:15:02,599 You take this arm and I'll take this leg and... Whee! 250 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,900 And one... two... 251 00:15:11,175 --> 00:15:13,554 Do you like Chinese food? 252 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,078 Very much. 253 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,829 Good, good. 254 00:15:18,282 --> 00:15:20,861 You know the little book by the telephone? 255 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:21,928 The address book? 256 00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:22,952 Yes. 257 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,265 My telephone number is in it. 258 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:28,164 Can you use chopsticks? 259 00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:31,718 Good. A little sake, perhaps? 260 00:15:32,229 --> 00:15:34,207 And then afterwards, who knows? 261 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,176 That sounds wonderful. 262 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,700 Yes. Whee! 263 00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:43,537 My God, but you're lovely. 264 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:04,445 It could be cultural, I suppose. 265 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:08,635 Sure it's the right address? 266 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,712 Excuse me. 267 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,759 Is that the Goodwins', down there? 268 00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,437 Yes, that looks more like it. 269 00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:40,841 Boredom dripping from every lip. 270 00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:43,376 Come on, Robert. I can't wait to get at the cheese straws. 271 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,746 Yes, well, I'll get my car keys. 272 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,945 Thank you for being so helpful. 273 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,200 Robert? 274 00:17:02,286 --> 00:17:03,486 Come on. 275 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:08,301 I'll be up in a minute. I'm badly parked. 276 00:17:08,325 --> 00:17:10,005 Here you are. 277 00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:11,838 I thought you'd fallen down a plug hole. 278 00:17:11,862 --> 00:17:13,406 Come on, Mari. 279 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:17,030 I like the idea, what about it? 280 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:19,912 The bus stop's down the road. 281 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:21,314 I beg your pardon? 282 00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:23,315 You'll just catch one if you hurry. 283 00:17:23,339 --> 00:17:27,299 Oh, yes, yes, thank you very much. 284 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:30,691 He'll know us next time, won't he? 285 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,758 Come on. 286 00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:33,132 Get away. 287 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,830 Okay. When you've calmed down a bit, I'll see you downstairs. 288 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:57,718 Your party looks like fun. 289 00:18:00,544 --> 00:18:02,355 Where do you live? 290 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,579 Not far. 291 00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:04,981 How far? 292 00:18:05,182 --> 00:18:06,893 Two minutes in my car. 293 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,469 Let's go. 294 00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,483 Down from the States? 295 00:18:30,507 --> 00:18:32,187 One of them. 296 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:36,022 You've been in England long? 297 00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:37,396 Too long. 298 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:40,182 I'm sorry. 299 00:18:40,617 --> 00:18:41,617 Why? 300 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,940 Here we are. 301 00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:06,499 Well, do you approve? 302 00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:08,511 Of what? 303 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,657 What would you like to drink? 304 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:13,193 What have you got? 305 00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:18,398 Well, there's, sherry, brandy, whiskey, scotch or rye, 306 00:19:18,422 --> 00:19:23,804 a few liqueurs: Uh, Dubonnet, Campari, Slivovitz, 307 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,703 port, vodka, ouzo, sake. 308 00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:29,109 Or we could even be devils and split 309 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,945 a bottle of the old champagne, what? 310 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:33,649 Got any beer? 311 00:19:34,104 --> 00:19:36,216 There's some rubbing alcohol in 312 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,819 the medicine cabinet, if you'd care for that. 313 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,893 Scotch. 314 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,585 Oh, yes, right. 315 00:19:44,481 --> 00:19:46,126 Here, let me take that for you. 316 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,727 Oh, no, I've got it. 317 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,430 Well... Well, there's... 318 00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:56,094 There's a cupboard just to the left, you'll find. 319 00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:52,756 Anything wrong? 320 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,461 Just kidding around. 321 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:56,863 Please do, if you wish. 322 00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:57,887 What? 323 00:20:58,422 --> 00:20:59,422 Leave. 324 00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,134 You want me to? 325 00:21:01,158 --> 00:21:03,408 No, of course not. 326 00:21:07,164 --> 00:21:09,414 Come on, say when. 327 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,034 Oh. 328 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:16,049 You must be loaded. 329 00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:19,585 I suppose I'm what you might call comfortably off, yes. 330 00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:21,359 Yes, I'll bet. 331 00:21:22,112 --> 00:21:23,862 Cheers. Cheers. 332 00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,894 Do sit down. 333 00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:43,209 That was quite a party. 334 00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:46,679 Do you... Do you go to many like that? 335 00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:47,753 Do you? 336 00:21:47,938 --> 00:21:49,916 God, no. I couldn't live above that crowd. 337 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,985 You could hear the drummer halfway down the street. 338 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:55,255 Him. That exhibitionist. He's lousy. 339 00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:57,290 He's been playing too many one-night stands. 340 00:21:57,314 --> 00:22:00,260 I think it's gone to his head. 341 00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:05,331 Anyway, he's a gas fitter's mate, that's his real job. 342 00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:06,967 Can I have another one, please? 343 00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:09,891 Oh, yes, yes. Of course. 344 00:22:10,827 --> 00:22:13,947 Were you leaving, just now? 345 00:22:14,698 --> 00:22:16,542 Did you think I was? 346 00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:18,316 I wasn't sure. 347 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:23,316 I was just trying to keep one-up on you for a bit longer. 348 00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,390 One-up? 349 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:27,420 I was looking for your name on the door. 350 00:22:27,444 --> 00:22:29,089 You mean you don't know my name? 351 00:22:29,113 --> 00:22:30,113 No. 352 00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:32,294 Nor who I am? 353 00:22:32,349 --> 00:22:33,699 Should I? 354 00:22:35,819 --> 00:22:37,697 It's just that I was under the impression... 355 00:22:37,721 --> 00:22:41,081 What is it, then? What is it? 356 00:22:41,158 --> 00:22:45,026 Well... I am Robert Danvers. 357 00:22:48,898 --> 00:22:51,023 How nice for you. 358 00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:52,618 Who am I? 359 00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:54,947 I've no idea. 360 00:22:54,971 --> 00:22:55,971 See? 361 00:22:56,706 --> 00:23:00,553 You see, we haven't exactly been, formally introduced, have we? 362 00:23:00,577 --> 00:23:01,621 What is your name? 363 00:23:01,645 --> 00:23:02,688 Marion. 364 00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:05,462 Marion. how beautiful. 365 00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:09,562 Can I have another drink? 366 00:23:09,586 --> 00:23:11,064 Look, if you're going to pour that stuff down you, 367 00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:12,765 wouldn't you care for something to eat? 368 00:23:12,789 --> 00:23:14,134 Can you cook? 369 00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:15,601 Within reason. What would you like? 370 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:17,770 Bread. A piece of bread. 371 00:23:17,794 --> 00:23:19,039 Just bread? 372 00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:20,813 To soak it up. 373 00:23:21,031 --> 00:23:22,906 Yes, of course. 374 00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:39,792 What are you, a mortician or something? 375 00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:40,816 What? 376 00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:45,631 A mortician. This is the kind of music they play in funeral parlors. 377 00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:48,101 I've been wondering about you. 378 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,125 Why? 379 00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:51,337 I'm interested. 380 00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:52,561 In what? 381 00:23:54,231 --> 00:23:58,078 Why do you always answer a question with another question? 382 00:23:58,102 --> 00:23:59,752 Why do you? 383 00:24:00,537 --> 00:24:01,537 Yes. 384 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:06,086 You wanted another drink? 385 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:09,655 Are you trying to get me tight? 386 00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:13,399 You're frightening enough sober. 387 00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:20,600 That chap you were, chatting with on the pavement... 388 00:24:20,624 --> 00:24:22,602 You mean making it with? 389 00:24:22,626 --> 00:24:24,626 I suppose I did. 390 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:30,130 He just happened to be passing. 391 00:24:34,438 --> 00:24:42,422 Tell me, do you often, make it with chaps who are passing? 392 00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:44,696 Sometimes. Do you? 393 00:24:44,848 --> 00:24:47,223 Not with chaps, no. 394 00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:49,929 Keep still a moment. 395 00:24:49,953 --> 00:24:51,097 What's the matter? 396 00:24:51,121 --> 00:24:57,260 You have a speck... Just... There. 397 00:25:01,431 --> 00:25:03,181 There you are. 398 00:25:04,434 --> 00:25:05,934 Thank you. 399 00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:11,573 What's so funny? 400 00:25:12,509 --> 00:25:13,709 Nothing. 401 00:25:14,043 --> 00:25:15,393 Oh, good. 402 00:25:16,946 --> 00:25:19,821 That party, what was it? 403 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,958 Drink or drugs? 404 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:23,786 Who cares? 405 00:25:26,156 --> 00:25:28,368 Amazing thing, progress. 406 00:25:28,392 --> 00:25:31,304 A few years ago, a bottle of Spanish wine 407 00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:35,168 and an aspirin, last word in sin. 408 00:25:35,565 --> 00:25:39,045 You sound just like my father. 409 00:25:41,738 --> 00:25:43,238 Thank you. 410 00:25:44,574 --> 00:25:45,785 Oh, I've upset you. 411 00:25:45,809 --> 00:25:46,852 No, no, no. 412 00:25:46,876 --> 00:25:47,953 You're sore. 413 00:25:47,977 --> 00:25:49,155 No, I'm not. No. 414 00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:50,890 Then why are you back there? 415 00:25:50,914 --> 00:25:55,528 Well, it's, more comfortable and I can see you. 416 00:25:55,552 --> 00:25:58,097 And you're very pretty to look at. 417 00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,121 Yuck. 418 00:25:59,389 --> 00:26:02,268 "Stunning" is the word that, springs to mind. 419 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:03,292 Oh. 420 00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:09,609 Have you got to get home? 421 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:10,633 Why? 422 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,312 You keep looking at your watch. 423 00:26:12,336 --> 00:26:14,211 I'm timing you. 424 00:26:15,672 --> 00:26:17,016 Timing me? 425 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,051 Well, you didn't bring me here to look at me. 426 00:26:19,075 --> 00:26:21,854 I was under the impression that you brought me. 427 00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:24,257 Oh, next you'll be shouting "rape." 428 00:26:24,281 --> 00:26:25,725 If you like, yes. 429 00:26:25,749 --> 00:26:27,249 If I like? 430 00:26:27,351 --> 00:26:30,129 It took you exactly nine minutes and 40 seconds 431 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:33,666 to say something even remotely connected with sex. 432 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:35,134 What was that? 433 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:37,637 There's always a bit of yak about sex before the pass. 434 00:26:37,661 --> 00:26:39,205 It's to get you in the mood. 435 00:26:39,229 --> 00:26:40,706 To get who in the mood? 436 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,676 The girl. You're already in it. 437 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,412 Having got around to it, you come and sit next to me, 438 00:26:46,436 --> 00:26:49,615 that took another 20 seconds, that's 10 minutes in all. 439 00:26:49,639 --> 00:26:51,451 Most fellows I know would have made 440 00:26:51,475 --> 00:26:53,185 a grab as we walked through the door. 441 00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:54,887 They're too lazy to chat you up. 442 00:26:54,911 --> 00:26:58,258 They walk around in their tight jeans so you can take a good look at the goods 443 00:26:58,282 --> 00:26:59,625 and make up your own mind. 444 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:02,262 But you, you don't put the goods in the store window. 445 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:04,564 You bring me home, and prove to me you're loaded, 446 00:27:04,588 --> 00:27:06,432 and drop some big hints about who you are, 447 00:27:06,456 --> 00:27:08,033 and I'm supposed to be all impressed, 448 00:27:08,057 --> 00:27:10,002 and run back to my girlfriends and say: 449 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:15,575 "Hey, guys, guess who did me the big favor last night?" 450 00:27:15,599 --> 00:27:17,877 You don't even like me, do you? 451 00:27:17,901 --> 00:27:19,078 I don't know you. 452 00:27:19,102 --> 00:27:22,002 I mean, the, look of me. 453 00:27:22,972 --> 00:27:25,751 You're no chicken, are you? 454 00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:27,753 So, why did you come home with me? 455 00:27:27,777 --> 00:27:28,977 Why not? 456 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:33,826 And if I made a pass at you now, what would your reaction be? 457 00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:34,850 Oh. 458 00:27:35,251 --> 00:27:39,064 You want the results before you place the bet. 459 00:27:39,088 --> 00:27:41,934 What do you reckon the odds are? 460 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:46,506 Look, may I ask you a question without getting a question in reply? 461 00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:48,180 It depends. 462 00:27:48,264 --> 00:27:52,578 Why did you say just now you wanted to keep one-up on me a bit longer? 463 00:27:52,602 --> 00:27:55,080 Supply and demand, I suppose. 464 00:27:55,104 --> 00:27:59,184 I'm in demand, and until I supply, I'm one-up. 465 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,920 And a bit longer? 466 00:28:00,944 --> 00:28:01,944 Well. 467 00:28:02,546 --> 00:28:07,627 The final result is never much in doubt, is it? 468 00:28:07,651 --> 00:28:11,897 You ought to watch that little laugh, it's a dead giveaway. 469 00:28:11,921 --> 00:28:14,967 My dear girl, I don't think I could cross that bit of floor between us 470 00:28:14,991 --> 00:28:17,570 any more than I could climb Everest. 471 00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:20,706 Don't worry, you'll manage, sooner or later. 472 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,376 You're so cold-blooded. 473 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,777 And what about you? 474 00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:25,801 Me? 475 00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:27,413 Do you want to marry me? 476 00:28:27,437 --> 00:28:28,437 What? 477 00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:29,555 Do you? 478 00:28:29,773 --> 00:28:30,773 No. 479 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,952 Do you want to pay for it? 480 00:28:32,976 --> 00:28:34,626 Pay for it? 481 00:28:34,944 --> 00:28:37,857 Good God, are you... No, just establishing. 482 00:28:37,881 --> 00:28:40,826 You don't want commitments and you're too stingy to pay... 483 00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:43,596 My dear girl, it's not a question of stinginess. 484 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:45,731 All right, let's put it another way. 485 00:28:45,755 --> 00:28:49,268 You think it would be an insult to your virility if you had to pay. 486 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:51,737 So, here you are, you're onto a good thing. 487 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:54,206 No complications and no cost. 488 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:56,442 If that's not cold-blooded, what is? 489 00:28:56,466 --> 00:28:58,077 Absolute nonsense. 490 00:28:58,101 --> 00:29:03,148 Your argument implies a form of sexual bartering that no longer exists. 491 00:29:03,172 --> 00:29:04,522 Oh, crap. 492 00:29:04,741 --> 00:29:05,741 What? 493 00:29:06,009 --> 00:29:07,009 Crap. 494 00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:08,110 Crap? 495 00:29:08,645 --> 00:29:09,645 Crap. 496 00:29:10,547 --> 00:29:13,826 But your attitude negates the whole fun of being male and female. 497 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:16,829 The whole artifice of flirtation and love-play. 498 00:29:16,853 --> 00:29:19,973 The final mutual pleasure. 499 00:29:20,256 --> 00:29:22,368 As a matter of fact, there are some people who'd say 500 00:29:22,392 --> 00:29:25,037 that the, female gets more pleasure... 501 00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:27,773 You mean I would enjoy you as much as you would me? 502 00:29:27,797 --> 00:29:29,141 Oh, probably more, yes. 503 00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:30,165 Oh. 504 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:36,478 Granted, you're prettier than I am, but, a man, a mature man 505 00:29:37,106 --> 00:29:42,855 has something far richer to offer than mere good looks. 506 00:29:42,879 --> 00:29:44,879 That's fabulous. 507 00:29:45,582 --> 00:29:46,992 How old are you? 508 00:29:47,016 --> 00:29:48,016 19. 509 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,002 Good God. 510 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:52,420 How old are you? 511 00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:54,489 Cigarette? 512 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:05,790 Well, you've crossed that bit of floor. 513 00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:39,211 What is it? What's the matter? 514 00:30:39,235 --> 00:30:43,483 It's all right, I don't mind if you want to have me. 515 00:30:43,507 --> 00:30:45,007 Thank you. 516 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:49,522 It's about the most beguiling invitation I've ever had. 517 00:30:49,546 --> 00:30:51,796 Don't you want to? 518 00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:55,082 I want to very much. 519 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:10,976 Where's the john? 520 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,200 What? John? Oh... Oh, through there. 521 00:31:18,207 --> 00:31:24,123 Hey, maybe I'd better go now, before you get too worked up. 522 00:31:24,147 --> 00:31:28,060 No one could possibly accuse you of being over-romantic, could they? 523 00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:29,995 What do you expect? 524 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:32,131 Just that you might show a bit of enthusiasm, that's all. 525 00:31:32,155 --> 00:31:33,966 Do I have to enjoy it, too? 526 00:31:33,990 --> 00:31:35,701 That was the idea of it, yes. 527 00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:40,573 Well, do you mind if I skip the ecstasy bit this time? 528 00:31:40,597 --> 00:31:43,222 We'll see about that. 529 00:32:22,405 --> 00:32:25,284 Hey, what are you, a weirdo or something? 530 00:32:25,308 --> 00:32:26,451 Why do you ask? 531 00:32:26,475 --> 00:32:28,725 All these mirrors. 532 00:32:29,178 --> 00:32:30,858 It amuses me. 533 00:32:31,114 --> 00:32:37,834 What's so amusing about staring at yourself on the throne? 534 00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:47,372 Hey, you must be a weirdo, that bed's red-hot. 535 00:32:47,396 --> 00:32:49,008 Oh, my God, it's the electric blanket. 536 00:32:49,032 --> 00:32:50,610 I forgot to switch it off. 537 00:32:50,634 --> 00:32:54,146 I'm so sorry. I thought it would take the chill off the bed. 538 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:59,484 Look, I know I sort of threw myself at you and... Oh, that's all right. 539 00:32:59,508 --> 00:33:02,421 Yeah, well, now I've sort of gone off the boil. 540 00:33:02,445 --> 00:33:03,589 Don't you worry about that. 541 00:33:03,613 --> 00:33:05,725 I'll soon put you back on it. 542 00:33:05,749 --> 00:33:08,460 It's just that I wouldn't want to disappoint you. 543 00:33:08,484 --> 00:33:09,984 You won't. 544 00:33:10,586 --> 00:33:16,466 And I'm willing to bet that I won't disappoint you. 545 00:33:18,094 --> 00:33:19,094 Okay. 546 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:41,794 You know that party? 547 00:33:41,818 --> 00:33:42,818 Yes. 548 00:33:43,552 --> 00:33:45,497 Well, it was my party. 549 00:33:45,521 --> 00:33:46,521 Yours? 550 00:33:47,724 --> 00:33:50,102 Well, I live there. I guess you could call it that. 551 00:33:50,126 --> 00:33:51,806 Oh, yes, yes. 552 00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:55,731 And that guy on the drums... Yes. 553 00:33:56,432 --> 00:33:57,609 His name's Jimmy. 554 00:33:57,633 --> 00:34:00,008 Oh, yes, of course. 555 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:02,848 You know, when I first got here, 556 00:34:02,872 --> 00:34:04,950 I went with a friend of Jimmy's called Mark. 557 00:34:04,974 --> 00:34:05,974 Mark? 558 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:08,654 Suddenly, he became horrible to me. 559 00:34:08,678 --> 00:34:12,091 So Jimmy got me to leave Mark and come and live with him. 560 00:34:12,115 --> 00:34:15,235 And now Jimmy's been nasty. 561 00:34:15,718 --> 00:34:17,029 Oh, dear. 562 00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:18,964 Bryan was kissing me when you saw us, 563 00:34:18,988 --> 00:34:21,100 and trying to get me to go with him. 564 00:34:21,124 --> 00:34:22,734 Bryan is Jimmy's friend. 565 00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:24,633 Oh. Good, yeah. 566 00:34:24,961 --> 00:34:27,339 He said that Jimmy asked him 567 00:34:27,363 --> 00:34:30,910 to take me over and get me out of the way because of Caroline. 568 00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:32,614 Good heavens. 569 00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:36,281 And I know that 'cause two weeks ago, Peter made a pass at me. 570 00:34:36,305 --> 00:34:38,583 Peter's another friend. 571 00:34:38,607 --> 00:34:42,487 Only I don't like him, so I didn't go with him. 572 00:34:42,511 --> 00:34:50,328 Anyway, it's just as well, because he's in the hospital with the dose. 573 00:34:50,352 --> 00:34:57,457 Caroline's Bryan's girl and Jimmy's got her now. 574 00:35:00,764 --> 00:35:03,664 That's how Jimmy got me. 575 00:35:03,867 --> 00:35:07,880 They're all passing me around like a tray of cakes. 576 00:35:07,904 --> 00:35:11,984 Just have a nibble and pass her on. 577 00:35:12,341 --> 00:35:20,805 You know, it isn't very nice being passed around. 578 00:35:38,734 --> 00:35:41,234 Where are you going? 579 00:35:42,571 --> 00:35:45,650 I thought you wanted to go to bed. 580 00:35:45,674 --> 00:35:50,022 I can't imagine what gave you that idea. 581 00:35:50,046 --> 00:35:51,696 Good night. 582 00:36:08,597 --> 00:36:10,709 Humph, listen to this: 583 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:16,048 "Vicar, 63, runs off with 18-year-old Sunday-school mistress." 584 00:36:16,072 --> 00:36:18,317 I don't know what these grown men 585 00:36:18,341 --> 00:36:21,153 see in these young girls, I really don't. 586 00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,177 No. 587 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:25,390 Well, are you going to sit there all day, then? 588 00:36:25,414 --> 00:36:27,759 Let me finish me tea, can't you? 589 00:36:27,783 --> 00:36:29,929 And there's lover-boy's bagels. 590 00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:34,513 He'll be buzzing down for them shortly. 591 00:39:26,295 --> 00:39:28,140 Hey, somebody's at the door. 592 00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:30,039 Then answer it. 593 00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:45,184 Morning, sir. Morning, miss. 594 00:39:45,381 --> 00:39:46,891 Lovely morning. 595 00:39:46,915 --> 00:39:47,915 Is it? 596 00:39:48,384 --> 00:39:50,462 Slept, well, I hope? 597 00:39:50,486 --> 00:39:51,630 Why? Didn't you? 598 00:39:51,654 --> 00:39:52,654 Me? 599 00:39:53,622 --> 00:39:57,169 His lordship, all right, is he? 600 00:39:57,193 --> 00:39:58,843 I think so. 601 00:39:59,062 --> 00:40:00,412 Think so? 602 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,742 Look, is there anything I can do for you? 603 00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:12,839 Well, actually, I brought his bagels, but... Bleeding bagels. 604 00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:16,288 Come along, if you're ready. 605 00:40:16,312 --> 00:40:17,556 What did you say your name was? 606 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:20,425 Robert Da... I see you found out. 607 00:40:20,449 --> 00:40:24,029 Yes, I am the Robert Danvers. Yes. 608 00:40:24,053 --> 00:40:27,533 Right, here we are, off we go. 609 00:40:31,026 --> 00:40:33,372 Is that all you do, just eat for a living? 610 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:37,176 And write, teach, create, criticize, appear on television, 611 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,379 buy foods and wines, many things. 612 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:45,683 Oh, yes, I'll, drop you off at your apartment. 613 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:47,018 And then goodbye? 614 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:49,292 That's right, yes. 615 00:40:55,384 --> 00:40:57,662 I'd like to thank you. 616 00:40:57,686 --> 00:40:59,036 What for? 617 00:40:59,088 --> 00:41:01,800 For not having me last night. 618 00:41:01,824 --> 00:41:04,536 It was no effort, I assure you. 619 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,506 I don't suppose you'd like me to stay a few days? 620 00:41:07,530 --> 00:41:10,142 I'm going to France tomorrow. 621 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,244 Then your apartment will be empty? 622 00:41:12,268 --> 00:41:14,018 And locked up. 623 00:41:16,272 --> 00:41:18,250 That's me, the disposable girl. 624 00:41:18,274 --> 00:41:20,919 Use me once and then throw me away. 625 00:41:20,943 --> 00:41:28,863 Well, I haven't used you, so don't come the hard-luck story with me. 626 00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:36,064 Thank you. Goodbye. 627 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:41,860 One last word of advice, young lady. 628 00:41:42,531 --> 00:41:46,678 You're 19, and what is commonly called a pushover. 629 00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:50,222 Now, then, had it been anyone else but me last night... I know. 630 00:41:50,673 --> 00:41:54,853 If you continue like this, by the time you're 21, you're going to... 631 00:41:54,877 --> 00:41:57,889 Well, you're too lovely to go throwing yourself at any man, 632 00:41:57,913 --> 00:42:01,873 to let them take advantage of you. 633 00:42:02,218 --> 00:42:04,062 What's so funny? 634 00:42:04,086 --> 00:42:06,731 Just the words you used, "take advantage." 635 00:42:06,755 --> 00:42:08,800 I'm telling you this for your own good. 636 00:42:08,824 --> 00:42:10,324 Thank you. 637 00:42:10,659 --> 00:42:13,872 Now would you do just one last thing for my own good? 638 00:42:13,896 --> 00:42:14,939 What's that? 639 00:42:14,963 --> 00:42:16,541 Help me get my bags out. 640 00:42:16,565 --> 00:42:18,877 I'm sorry, I'm too busy this morning. 641 00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:22,281 Oh, yeah, you give advice, but when it comes to doing anything... 642 00:42:22,305 --> 00:42:24,055 Just a minute. 643 00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:29,484 All right, come on. 644 00:42:29,645 --> 00:42:33,592 Now then, what about this, Jimmy character? 645 00:42:33,616 --> 00:42:38,296 Don't worry, it'll all be very civilized. 646 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:10,020 Get up, you sloppy, fat-assed, red-eyed jerk! 647 00:44:10,178 --> 00:44:11,823 Oh, Jesus Christ! 648 00:44:11,847 --> 00:44:12,957 Come on, it stinks in here. 649 00:44:12,981 --> 00:44:15,881 You need some fresh air! 650 00:44:17,353 --> 00:44:19,063 Oh, it's you, I might have known. 651 00:44:19,087 --> 00:44:21,165 Go on, get your ass out of here. 652 00:44:21,189 --> 00:44:23,335 Don't think you're going back to sleep. 653 00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:25,370 I want you out of here, you bastard! 654 00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:27,739 I do hope I'm not disturbing you. 655 00:44:27,763 --> 00:44:29,173 Do you hear me? 656 00:44:29,197 --> 00:44:32,010 I'm getting out of this crummy joint! 657 00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:33,512 I'm packing it in. 658 00:44:33,536 --> 00:44:36,214 For God's sake, do you mind? 659 00:44:36,238 --> 00:44:38,182 What the hell's going on? 660 00:44:38,206 --> 00:44:40,352 I think it's a raid. 661 00:44:40,376 --> 00:44:41,576 Oh, God. 662 00:44:42,177 --> 00:44:43,422 It's the police. 663 00:44:43,446 --> 00:44:44,556 The police? 664 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:46,325 Quick, Nigel, where are my knickers? 665 00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:47,526 Now, don't panic. 666 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:49,361 They're in my jacket, breast pocket. 667 00:44:49,385 --> 00:44:50,429 Come on. 668 00:44:50,453 --> 00:44:52,130 - Go on, get out! - I have to pack. 669 00:44:52,154 --> 00:44:53,365 Go on, beat it! 670 00:44:53,389 --> 00:44:56,629 All right, just don't shout. 671 00:44:58,327 --> 00:45:00,327 Christ, my head. 672 00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:06,478 Got any aspirin? 673 00:45:06,502 --> 00:45:08,046 Not on me, no. 674 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:09,614 Out there, in the bathroom. 675 00:45:09,638 --> 00:45:11,149 Get them, would you? 676 00:45:11,173 --> 00:45:12,853 There. There. 677 00:45:12,975 --> 00:45:13,975 Yes. 678 00:45:17,446 --> 00:45:18,990 How could you? 679 00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:22,854 How could you, with that hag-bag! 680 00:45:22,885 --> 00:45:24,863 Stop shouting, can't you? 681 00:45:24,887 --> 00:45:26,264 And that belly. 682 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:28,500 It's either too many buns or she's got one in the oven. 683 00:45:28,524 --> 00:45:29,868 She hasn't. 684 00:45:29,892 --> 00:45:31,202 Well, I hope she has. 685 00:45:31,226 --> 00:45:33,104 I hope her old man makes it with the shotgun, 686 00:45:33,128 --> 00:45:36,608 then you'll be good and stuck. 687 00:45:43,772 --> 00:45:45,617 I thought you went with Bryan last night. 688 00:45:45,641 --> 00:45:46,685 Did you? 689 00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:47,786 Well, didn't you? 690 00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:49,454 What's it to you? 691 00:45:49,478 --> 00:45:51,990 Oh, don't start that stupid question bit again, for Christ's sake. 692 00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:53,214 Why not? 693 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:55,960 I've been worried about you. 694 00:45:55,984 --> 00:45:57,762 Worried about me? 695 00:45:57,786 --> 00:45:59,498 You lying punk! 696 00:45:59,522 --> 00:46:01,199 Pretending you give a damn! 697 00:46:01,223 --> 00:46:02,223 Stop. 698 00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:05,169 You wanted me out so you could move her in, you louse! 699 00:46:05,193 --> 00:46:06,871 Mind that guitar, I tell you. 700 00:46:06,895 --> 00:46:08,245 Up yours! 701 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:14,479 Look, will you listen to... Christ, my head. 702 00:46:14,503 --> 00:46:16,381 I hope your head breaks open 703 00:46:16,405 --> 00:46:19,117 and all your brains spill out all over the place 704 00:46:19,141 --> 00:46:23,341 and you tread on them and fall over. 705 00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:32,497 Gruesome turn of phrase, hasn't she? 706 00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:36,735 My eyes feel like two piss-holes in the snow. 707 00:46:36,759 --> 00:46:37,809 Oh, ta. 708 00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:45,776 I reckon I could grow mushrooms on my tongue. 709 00:46:46,068 --> 00:46:47,746 What about women? 710 00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:51,382 Just because I'm moving Caroline in, she starts screaming blue murder. 711 00:46:51,406 --> 00:46:53,284 Well, that's only natural, isn't it? 712 00:46:53,308 --> 00:46:54,988 Natural? Why? 713 00:46:55,077 --> 00:46:56,688 Caroline will be company for her. 714 00:46:56,712 --> 00:46:59,057 Cut the housework in half, they'd be laughing. 715 00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:01,981 No, it's too reasonable. 716 00:47:03,085 --> 00:47:04,629 Frigging women. 717 00:47:04,653 --> 00:47:09,822 Tell you, if I didn't fancy them so much, I reckon I'd change sides. 718 00:47:12,327 --> 00:47:13,677 Yes, yes. 719 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:17,576 Well, of course, that's, because she's upset. 720 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,600 Upset? Her? What about me? 721 00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:23,147 You can hardly expect her to enjoy sharing you. 722 00:47:23,171 --> 00:47:24,371 Why not? 723 00:47:25,007 --> 00:47:27,719 Most of the blokes I know are having it off with birds all over the place. 724 00:47:27,743 --> 00:47:29,243 Well. Well? 725 00:47:29,344 --> 00:47:31,289 I just want to get mine under the same roof. 726 00:47:31,313 --> 00:47:34,693 Save myself a bloody fortune, mate. 727 00:47:34,717 --> 00:47:37,696 Right, we're off. Ready, Robert? 728 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,200 Here, hang on. Is he with you? 729 00:47:41,456 --> 00:47:45,770 Are you... Look here, Mari, anything's better than that. 730 00:47:45,794 --> 00:47:47,739 You can't stay with him. 731 00:47:47,763 --> 00:47:49,307 She's not staying with me. 732 00:47:49,331 --> 00:47:51,375 There, see the sort of bloke he is? 733 00:47:51,399 --> 00:47:53,144 One night, then out. 734 00:47:53,168 --> 00:47:57,582 Anyway, what is so offensive about her being with me? 735 00:47:57,606 --> 00:48:00,919 Well, I mean... Shouldn't you know better at your age? 736 00:48:00,943 --> 00:48:06,103 Please, Robert, my cases, would you get them? 737 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,775 Where did you find that? 738 00:48:28,704 --> 00:48:32,383 I don't know how you can stand an old git like him touching you after me. 739 00:48:32,407 --> 00:48:36,007 Anyone would be good after you. 740 00:48:37,913 --> 00:48:40,413 Oh, Mari, come back. 741 00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:42,627 Think of the great times I'll give you. 742 00:48:42,651 --> 00:48:47,811 Don't! Don't touch me. Go touch her instead! 743 00:48:49,892 --> 00:48:54,072 It's off. Me bloody head's come off. 744 00:48:54,096 --> 00:48:56,975 I'm blind, my God, I'm blind! 745 00:48:56,999 --> 00:48:59,678 Robert. What happened? Are you all right? 746 00:48:59,702 --> 00:49:01,212 Of course I'm not all right. 747 00:49:01,236 --> 00:49:02,981 Who the bloody hell did that? 748 00:49:03,005 --> 00:49:05,483 Was that you, you stupid, clumsy, bloody twit? 749 00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:07,118 Oh, don't you start shouting. 750 00:49:07,142 --> 00:49:09,954 You oaf, you idiot, you... You filthy, awful wreck! 751 00:49:09,978 --> 00:49:14,392 God, I can't see... I can't see anything. 752 00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:17,295 Here, cut that out. I don't like it. 753 00:49:17,319 --> 00:49:18,830 Then don't watch. 754 00:49:18,854 --> 00:49:20,431 Why the hell I got mixed up with you 755 00:49:20,455 --> 00:49:22,400 juvenile delinquents, God only knows. 756 00:49:22,424 --> 00:49:24,803 Oh, shut up. You're not the only one who's hurt. 757 00:49:24,827 --> 00:49:26,537 How dare you tell me to shut up. 758 00:49:26,561 --> 00:49:28,339 I'm practically bloody blinded here. 759 00:49:28,363 --> 00:49:30,575 Oh, give him a white stick and kick him out. 760 00:49:30,599 --> 00:49:31,743 Get lost, you. 761 00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:32,844 I can't see anything. 762 00:49:32,868 --> 00:49:34,746 The string in my eye's gone. 763 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:38,249 Oh. Honey... You ought to be ashamed of yourself, 764 00:49:38,273 --> 00:49:40,551 making up to an old geezer like him. 765 00:49:40,575 --> 00:49:44,723 Oh, I'll bet you never thought you'd drive me to this. 766 00:49:44,747 --> 00:49:46,958 Look, that's enough. 767 00:49:46,982 --> 00:49:50,895 You are the most arrogant young idiot I've ever laid my eyes on, 768 00:49:50,919 --> 00:49:52,530 what's left of them. 769 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,333 You imagine that if a woman even looks at you it must be love, 770 00:49:55,357 --> 00:50:00,304 and that any man over 40... 34... I mean 35, must be repellant. 771 00:50:00,328 --> 00:50:03,842 Well, let's face it. Chicks don't go out with old geezers like you 772 00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:05,777 for their lovely profiles, do they? 773 00:50:05,801 --> 00:50:08,179 I can beat you to any woman. 774 00:50:08,203 --> 00:50:09,380 You what? 775 00:50:09,404 --> 00:50:13,604 Yes. Any woman, any place, any time. 776 00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,485 Come along, Marion. 777 00:50:23,418 --> 00:50:24,618 Goodbye! 778 00:50:36,498 --> 00:50:42,258 Here, you'd better watch out for your truss, mate! 779 00:50:53,381 --> 00:50:55,359 Did you notice he was really jealous? 780 00:50:55,383 --> 00:50:57,662 I mean, he really flipped out. 781 00:50:57,686 --> 00:51:00,331 I never thought he gave a damn. 782 00:51:00,355 --> 00:51:03,935 Saying those things to put me off, too. 783 00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:07,538 Oh, you have had a lousy time, haven't you? 784 00:51:07,562 --> 00:51:15,671 All this trouble, a smack in the eye and not even a quick flash to show. 785 00:51:16,371 --> 00:51:23,451 We still haven't decided where we're taking you yet, have we? 786 00:51:30,685 --> 00:51:33,331 I don't know what he was talking about. 787 00:51:33,355 --> 00:51:35,730 You kiss very well. 788 00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:40,071 There has been the occasional female in my life who hasn't found me 789 00:51:40,095 --> 00:51:42,720 completely repulsive. 790 00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:45,931 My God, but you're lovely. 791 00:51:45,968 --> 00:51:49,328 Oh, my God, but you're corny. 792 00:51:50,806 --> 00:51:54,452 Oh, oh, save it. Hey, save it. 793 00:51:54,476 --> 00:51:57,989 All that's fine in theory, but it doesn't work in practice. 794 00:51:58,013 --> 00:52:02,093 Where did you learn to make love, in a laboratory? 795 00:52:02,117 --> 00:52:03,661 Now where are you off to? 796 00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:07,405 Cigarettes and things for after. 797 00:52:08,056 --> 00:52:11,602 As a matter of fact, it was the drive-in movie. 798 00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:13,337 What was showing? 799 00:52:13,361 --> 00:52:16,361 I never did find out. Why? 800 00:52:16,398 --> 00:52:17,976 I'm curious. 801 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,311 No, I know it wasn't that. 802 00:52:20,335 --> 00:52:25,349 Anyway, from where I was, I couldn't see too well. 803 00:52:25,373 --> 00:52:26,873 Good girl. 804 00:52:31,914 --> 00:52:33,264 Now what? 805 00:52:34,749 --> 00:52:36,928 How very romantic you are. 806 00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:39,931 I ought to bloody well put you across my knee. 807 00:52:39,955 --> 00:52:41,705 Okay, come on. 808 00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:43,590 Come on. 809 00:52:44,292 --> 00:52:46,838 What's the matter? Can't you stand the pace? 810 00:52:46,862 --> 00:52:48,439 No, I can't. 811 00:52:48,463 --> 00:52:50,641 Middle-aged Romeos should lay off young girls 812 00:52:50,665 --> 00:52:52,410 if they can't stand the pace. 813 00:52:52,434 --> 00:52:57,114 Come on, you'd better go. Go on, get out. 814 00:52:57,439 --> 00:52:58,817 You really want me to? 815 00:52:58,841 --> 00:53:00,521 Passionately. 816 00:53:01,409 --> 00:53:02,409 Oh. 817 00:53:08,716 --> 00:53:10,066 Now what? 818 00:53:11,786 --> 00:53:13,436 I love you. 819 00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:18,642 Oh, for God's sake, don't start that. 820 00:53:23,665 --> 00:53:25,844 Don't you want to try again? 821 00:53:25,868 --> 00:53:26,868 No. 822 00:53:27,569 --> 00:53:28,919 You sure? 823 00:53:37,045 --> 00:53:46,003 My God, but you're... Oh, come on, come on, say it, please. 824 00:53:47,122 --> 00:53:50,001 You are. You're very lovely. 825 00:53:50,025 --> 00:53:51,870 And so are you. 826 00:53:51,894 --> 00:53:55,014 You're very nice, handsome. 827 00:54:01,769 --> 00:54:08,219 Aren't you going to, take advantage of me now that I want you to? 828 00:54:08,243 --> 00:54:09,593 I should. 829 00:54:11,213 --> 00:54:12,893 Don't worry. 830 00:54:13,882 --> 00:54:16,757 I promise I won't laugh. 831 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:35,013 Aren't you going to take his bagels up, then? 832 00:54:35,037 --> 00:54:37,115 He'll ring down when he wants them. 833 00:54:37,139 --> 00:54:40,751 Oh, got another one up there, has he? 834 00:54:40,775 --> 00:54:41,775 Yes. 835 00:54:42,677 --> 00:54:44,655 Is that all you've got to say? 836 00:54:44,679 --> 00:54:45,679 Yes. 837 00:54:46,949 --> 00:54:50,494 Be a nice world, wouldn't it, if all men carried on like him. 838 00:54:50,518 --> 00:54:51,518 Yes. 839 00:55:06,201 --> 00:55:07,245 Morning, John. 840 00:55:07,269 --> 00:55:08,312 Good morning, sir. 841 00:55:08,336 --> 00:55:09,680 Is his lordship up and about? 842 00:55:09,704 --> 00:55:10,848 I don't know, sir. 843 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,384 He's been very quiet, very quiet since yesterday. 844 00:55:13,408 --> 00:55:14,458 Has he? 845 00:55:27,222 --> 00:55:28,902 Good morning. 846 00:55:29,057 --> 00:55:31,335 Well, can I help you? 847 00:55:31,359 --> 00:55:32,870 Is himself in? 848 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:35,269 He's in the shower. 849 00:55:36,264 --> 00:55:39,043 Would it be convenient if I waited? 850 00:55:39,067 --> 00:55:41,612 I suppose so. What do you think? 851 00:55:41,636 --> 00:55:45,236 Oh, I think it'd be delightful. 852 00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:46,840 Thank you. 853 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:50,154 I've, brought along some proofs for him to check 854 00:55:50,178 --> 00:55:51,422 before he leaves for France. 855 00:55:51,446 --> 00:55:53,357 By the way, my name is Andrew Hunter. 856 00:55:53,381 --> 00:55:55,506 So you're Andrew? 857 00:55:55,817 --> 00:55:56,817 Yes. 858 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,131 Would you like some breakfast? 859 00:56:00,155 --> 00:56:01,399 Oh, no. No, thank you. 860 00:56:01,423 --> 00:56:03,434 I made breakfast for him. 861 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:04,502 You did? 862 00:56:04,526 --> 00:56:07,138 Yeah, pancakes and maple syrup. 863 00:56:07,162 --> 00:56:08,842 Good heavens! 864 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,777 Do I amuse you? 865 00:56:13,801 --> 00:56:16,514 I'm sorry, it's Robert's description of you. 866 00:56:16,538 --> 00:56:19,783 I imagined someone quite different. 867 00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:22,620 Not quite the young Apollo you see before you. 868 00:56:22,644 --> 00:56:24,394 No, not quite. 869 00:56:26,581 --> 00:56:28,326 Don't you want to sit down? 870 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:29,850 Thank you. 871 00:56:30,352 --> 00:56:33,364 Yes, Robert has this thing, you see. 872 00:56:33,388 --> 00:56:36,234 He does this transference business. 873 00:56:36,258 --> 00:56:41,105 He sees himself as Dorian Gray and I'm the sort of verbal picture. 874 00:56:41,129 --> 00:56:47,129 You know, I think I will have some coffee, if I may. 875 00:56:50,838 --> 00:56:52,338 Thank you. 876 00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:55,619 You're married, aren't you? 877 00:56:55,643 --> 00:56:57,655 Is it that obvious? 878 00:56:57,679 --> 00:56:59,523 Do you mind if I ask a question? 879 00:56:59,547 --> 00:57:01,297 No, fire away. 880 00:57:02,350 --> 00:57:06,190 Do you ever chase a bit of spare? 881 00:57:08,223 --> 00:57:09,223 No. 882 00:57:10,258 --> 00:57:13,904 No, no, no, as a matter of fact, I don't. 883 00:57:13,928 --> 00:57:15,678 Why don't you? 884 00:57:17,499 --> 00:57:22,046 Well, apart from any question of love and loyalty, 885 00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:25,015 it always seems to be such bad manners to one's wife. 886 00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,285 People always find out. 887 00:57:27,309 --> 00:57:29,320 It's rather like picking one's nose in public 888 00:57:29,344 --> 00:57:33,023 when one has a perfectly adequate handkerchief in one's pocket. 889 00:57:33,047 --> 00:57:35,059 Robert says he won't ever get married, 890 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:39,197 because he's bound to be unfaithful. 891 00:57:39,221 --> 00:57:41,899 How long have you two known each other? 892 00:57:41,923 --> 00:57:44,798 About a day and a half. 893 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:48,272 And, who brought up the question of marriage? 894 00:57:48,296 --> 00:57:49,807 You or him? 895 00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:51,031 Oh, him. 896 00:57:51,566 --> 00:57:55,045 Only I think he was just covering himself in case I did. 897 00:57:55,069 --> 00:57:57,381 There you are, Andrew, old man. 898 00:57:57,405 --> 00:57:58,716 And so I am. 899 00:57:58,740 --> 00:57:59,917 Here we are, the proofs. 900 00:57:59,941 --> 00:58:01,252 Oh, good, good, good. 901 00:58:01,276 --> 00:58:03,787 Darling, you'd better go and pack. 902 00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:04,811 Okay. 903 00:58:08,916 --> 00:58:10,994 I'm green with envy. 904 00:58:11,018 --> 00:58:12,018 What? 905 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,400 Oh, yes. She's a cute little thing. 906 00:58:16,724 --> 00:58:18,602 Where on earth did you find her? 907 00:58:18,626 --> 00:58:22,140 Oh, we met, she fell for me, and here we are, you know. 908 00:58:22,164 --> 00:58:23,574 I don't like that. 909 00:58:23,598 --> 00:58:25,008 All right, we'll scrub it. 910 00:58:25,032 --> 00:58:27,044 And, you're taking her to France with you? 911 00:58:27,068 --> 00:58:28,512 It seems to be a good idea, yes. 912 00:58:28,536 --> 00:58:29,713 To the wine-tasting? 913 00:58:29,737 --> 00:58:30,881 Yes, well, why not? 914 00:58:30,905 --> 00:58:34,952 Now, you see. That... That is Danvers. 915 00:58:34,976 --> 00:58:36,387 That must be the projected image. 916 00:58:36,411 --> 00:58:38,088 Right, good, then we'll use it. 917 00:58:38,112 --> 00:58:41,459 Well, I must offer you my heartiest congratulations, old boy. 918 00:58:41,483 --> 00:58:43,233 She is a doll. 919 00:58:44,519 --> 00:58:49,300 Now that's what I call going out in a blaze of glory. 920 00:58:49,324 --> 00:58:50,824 Going out? 921 01:00:06,468 --> 01:00:11,549 My father awaits your judgment with, impatience. 922 01:00:11,573 --> 01:00:12,623 Patron. 923 01:00:14,876 --> 01:00:16,354 Moi aussi. Moi aussi. 924 01:00:16,378 --> 01:00:21,525 Darling, meet our host, Monsieur Le Guestier. 925 01:00:21,549 --> 01:00:24,299 Enchante, mademoiselle. 926 01:00:28,323 --> 01:00:31,269 Mademoiselle, merely by tasting this wine 927 01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,672 you will give me the pleasure of seeing the sun come out in your eyes. 928 01:00:34,696 --> 01:00:36,039 Thank you. 929 01:00:36,063 --> 01:00:37,938 Merci beaucoup. 930 01:01:21,142 --> 01:01:23,721 You don't swallow it, you spit it out. 931 01:01:23,745 --> 01:01:24,955 Why waste it? 932 01:01:24,979 --> 01:01:26,890 Then you can judge the next. 933 01:01:26,914 --> 01:01:29,539 Who wants my opinion? 934 01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:51,671 Thank you. 935 01:03:05,847 --> 01:03:10,887 But, you must, how you say... Sip it gently. 936 01:03:11,919 --> 01:03:17,522 No, you do it your way and I'll do it mine. 937 01:03:46,521 --> 01:03:48,771 Bonjour, monsieur. 938 01:03:50,257 --> 01:03:52,632 You must be joking. 939 01:04:01,803 --> 01:04:03,313 Oui, monsieur. 940 01:04:03,337 --> 01:04:04,782 Madame is unwell, monsieur? 941 01:04:04,806 --> 01:04:06,681 No, just tired. 942 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:08,151 I'm bursting. 943 01:04:08,175 --> 01:04:10,175 Then burst away. 944 01:04:20,655 --> 01:04:23,734 Do excuse me, but aren't you Robin Danvers? 945 01:04:23,758 --> 01:04:24,758 Yes. 946 01:04:25,059 --> 01:04:26,570 There you are, what did I tell you? 947 01:04:26,594 --> 01:04:28,138 We're English, you know. 948 01:04:28,162 --> 01:04:32,576 I wonder if I could have your autograph? 949 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,211 It's for my little girl. 950 01:04:34,235 --> 01:04:37,948 Yes, it's rather difficult. I wonder if you could possibly... 951 01:04:37,972 --> 01:04:39,082 Oh, yes, of course. 952 01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:41,218 ...come round this side and then 953 01:04:41,242 --> 01:04:44,287 maybe I could borrow your bag to rest it on. 954 01:04:44,311 --> 01:04:46,356 Would you sign it "To Alice," please. 955 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,130 To Alice? Yes. 956 01:04:49,951 --> 01:04:51,001 "Alice." 957 01:04:52,353 --> 01:04:53,853 "Robert..." 958 01:04:54,388 --> 01:04:55,888 "Danvers." 959 01:04:56,924 --> 01:04:58,201 Kind of you. 960 01:04:58,225 --> 01:05:00,437 I hope your daughter will soon be feeling better. 961 01:05:00,461 --> 01:05:02,039 It's my son, actually. 962 01:05:02,063 --> 01:05:05,423 I'm rather worried about him. 963 01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:17,860 It's in there. 964 01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:22,259 You're disgraceful. 965 01:05:22,283 --> 01:05:24,595 Really, absolutely disgraceful. 966 01:05:24,619 --> 01:05:27,430 God only knows why I brought you. 967 01:05:27,454 --> 01:05:32,636 Do you realize, do you realize, I have had to buy 150 dozen bottles 968 01:05:32,660 --> 01:05:34,905 of an absolutely detestable wine 969 01:05:34,929 --> 01:05:37,140 for a shipper who will never forgive me? 970 01:05:37,164 --> 01:05:40,844 You're not fit to be here! You're not fit to be here! 971 01:05:40,868 --> 01:05:42,746 You ought to be tearing up the King's Road 972 01:05:42,770 --> 01:05:45,583 with that bloody drummer boy of yours. 973 01:05:45,607 --> 01:05:47,885 You've made me a laughingstock. 974 01:05:47,909 --> 01:05:50,554 You realize that, a complete, bloody laughingstock. 975 01:05:50,578 --> 01:05:57,418 You've no sense of values, no scruples, no morals, nothing! 976 01:06:10,932 --> 01:06:13,182 You look terrible. 977 01:06:15,002 --> 01:06:16,352 Terrible! 978 01:06:19,506 --> 01:06:22,006 Show me your tongue. 979 01:06:26,413 --> 01:06:29,038 My God, but you're... 980 01:06:43,564 --> 01:06:44,614 Robert. 981 01:06:46,934 --> 01:06:49,434 You're really great. 982 01:06:51,305 --> 01:06:53,805 Yes, I suppose I am. 983 01:06:55,242 --> 01:06:58,482 I want to ask you something. 984 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,590 Don't you ever get scared? 985 01:07:00,614 --> 01:07:01,814 Of what? 986 01:07:02,283 --> 01:07:03,963 Being alone. 987 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:09,120 Does that scare you? 988 01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:15,059 Anyway, I never am alone. 989 01:07:15,462 --> 01:07:18,337 There's always someone. 990 01:09:05,106 --> 01:09:06,816 There it is. Do you like it? 991 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,340 I love it. 992 01:09:09,143 --> 01:09:12,263 Right, let's go and get it. 993 01:09:27,193 --> 01:09:30,039 Oh, Monsieur Danvers, it is good to see you back once more. 994 01:09:30,063 --> 01:09:31,307 How are you? 995 01:09:31,331 --> 01:09:33,043 Very well indeed. And yourself? 996 01:09:33,067 --> 01:09:35,278 Merci. Et mademoiselle? 997 01:09:35,302 --> 01:09:38,202 Well, what do you think? 998 01:09:40,674 --> 01:09:45,122 Darling, come and meet Monsieur Fournier. 999 01:09:45,146 --> 01:09:48,725 Enchante. And I hope you enjoy your stay with us. 1000 01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:50,249 Thank you. 1001 01:09:51,818 --> 01:09:53,318 Certainly. 1002 01:10:02,563 --> 01:10:06,143 But Monsieur Danvers, this is wonderful. 1003 01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:09,412 And so English, so secretive. 1004 01:10:09,436 --> 01:10:11,186 You permit me? 1005 01:10:13,908 --> 01:10:15,408 Thank you. 1006 01:10:15,576 --> 01:10:20,090 And madame is beautiful and charming, and you are a happy man. 1007 01:10:20,114 --> 01:10:21,758 You permit me? 1008 01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:22,832 Please. 1009 01:10:23,150 --> 01:10:25,228 We will put you in the bridal suite, of course. 1010 01:10:25,252 --> 01:10:26,796 Who is in the bridal suite? 1011 01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:28,498 No matter, throw them out. 1012 01:10:28,522 --> 01:10:29,967 Jacque, Pierre! 1013 01:10:29,991 --> 01:10:31,041 Please. 1014 01:10:31,392 --> 01:10:32,592 Bagages! 1015 01:10:41,869 --> 01:10:47,890 Madame, monsieur, et voila! 1016 01:10:53,247 --> 01:10:56,059 You will be comfortable, I hope, madame. 1017 01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:57,083 Yes. 1018 01:10:57,218 --> 01:11:00,931 Anything you need, anything, you call me. 1019 01:11:00,955 --> 01:11:02,265 Thank you very much indeed. 1020 01:11:02,289 --> 01:11:03,789 Thank you. 1021 01:11:04,558 --> 01:11:05,558 Merci. 1022 01:11:08,729 --> 01:11:15,209 We are proud to have you here, madame, Monsieur Danvers. 1023 01:11:15,436 --> 01:11:18,048 That was just about the wickedest trick I've ever seen. 1024 01:11:18,072 --> 01:11:20,572 Why did you do that? 1025 01:11:21,909 --> 01:11:22,959 Entrez. 1026 01:11:24,345 --> 01:11:26,470 Messieurs, dames. 1027 01:11:33,754 --> 01:11:35,754 See what I mean? 1028 01:11:37,491 --> 01:11:42,439 With all the compliments of the directeur, madame, monsieur. 1029 01:11:42,463 --> 01:11:45,338 Merci, monsieur, madame. 1030 01:11:46,733 --> 01:11:53,383 And we all hope you'll have a penis, all your life. 1031 01:11:59,213 --> 01:12:04,408 They hope that you will have happiness all of your life. 1032 01:12:08,122 --> 01:12:10,497 I don't believe it. 1033 01:12:24,638 --> 01:12:26,138 That's it. 1034 01:12:27,174 --> 01:12:29,549 Isn't it beautiful? 1035 01:12:37,584 --> 01:12:39,496 My God, what's happening? 1036 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,570 Oh, oh! 1037 01:12:41,288 --> 01:12:42,968 Marion, I... 1038 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,516 Hey! Hey! 1039 01:12:57,838 --> 01:12:58,888 Marion! 1040 01:13:02,843 --> 01:13:03,893 Marion! 1041 01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:15,444 Marion, give me my... Give me my... Give me my... What a beautiful day. 1042 01:13:24,798 --> 01:13:26,643 Bonjour, mademoiselle. 1043 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:27,667 Hello. 1044 01:13:32,573 --> 01:13:34,073 Thank you. 1045 01:13:38,812 --> 01:13:40,190 Felicitations, madame. 1046 01:13:40,214 --> 01:13:41,714 Thank you. 1047 01:13:41,948 --> 01:13:43,793 Ollie, Bollinger. 1048 01:13:43,817 --> 01:13:45,317 Bollinger? 1049 01:13:45,519 --> 01:13:50,954 Tell me, do you arrange divorces as cheaply as you do marriages? 1050 01:14:29,062 --> 01:14:31,508 This looks like a lovely spot, darling. 1051 01:14:31,532 --> 01:14:33,009 Beautiful. 1052 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:34,411 Shall we drop anchor here? 1053 01:14:34,435 --> 01:14:35,435 Sure. 1054 01:14:40,807 --> 01:14:42,452 Now, when I tell you, 1055 01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:45,688 put her in reverse and take up the slack on the anchor, will you? 1056 01:14:45,712 --> 01:14:46,712 Okay. 1057 01:14:47,681 --> 01:14:48,681 Now. 1058 01:14:58,292 --> 01:14:59,502 How do I look? 1059 01:14:59,526 --> 01:15:01,238 Fantastic. What about me? 1060 01:15:01,262 --> 01:15:02,612 Too much. 1061 01:15:02,863 --> 01:15:04,674 May I have the pleasure of this dance? 1062 01:15:04,698 --> 01:15:06,378 Oh, anytime. 1063 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,075 You dance divinely. 1064 01:15:37,264 --> 01:15:39,876 Hey, look over there. 1065 01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:40,900 Where? 1066 01:15:41,168 --> 01:15:42,512 Over there. 1067 01:15:42,536 --> 01:15:44,281 It's Robert Danvers, isn't it? 1068 01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:46,716 Yeah. I don't believe it. 1069 01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:50,220 Quick, let's have that camera. 1070 01:15:54,948 --> 01:15:56,559 What did I tell you? 1071 01:15:56,583 --> 01:15:59,996 I knew what she was after from the first moment she came here. 1072 01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:01,664 It's only justice, I suppose. 1073 01:16:01,688 --> 01:16:04,767 He's had a good long run. Now he's got her. 1074 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:10,907 Only I get her, too, and I haven't done nothing, have I? 1075 01:16:10,931 --> 01:16:12,609 You like that, don't you, Andrew? 1076 01:16:12,633 --> 01:16:13,633 No. 1077 01:16:19,273 --> 01:16:23,113 Well, you might share it with us. 1078 01:16:24,278 --> 01:16:26,653 Here, look at this. 1079 01:16:35,289 --> 01:16:36,339 Oh, no! 1080 01:16:37,858 --> 01:16:40,370 Here, take a look at this. 1081 01:16:40,394 --> 01:16:43,139 She's only gone and married the frigger. 1082 01:16:43,163 --> 01:16:45,788 Would you believe it? 1083 01:16:45,966 --> 01:16:51,006 Dropout, that's what she is, bloody dropout. 1084 01:17:01,448 --> 01:17:02,498 Robert. 1085 01:17:04,885 --> 01:17:07,764 I had a great time. Thank you. 1086 01:17:07,788 --> 01:17:09,866 So have I, my love. So have I. 1087 01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:12,269 You've been fantastic to be with. 1088 01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,070 I've learned so much from you. 1089 01:17:14,094 --> 01:17:18,241 Marion, you know, you really are adorable. 1090 01:17:18,265 --> 01:17:20,009 And you're improving. 1091 01:17:20,033 --> 01:17:24,113 You almost sound as if you mean it. 1092 01:17:25,005 --> 01:17:26,055 Robert. 1093 01:17:28,475 --> 01:17:31,454 Isn't it a drag to have to be going back? 1094 01:17:31,478 --> 01:17:32,955 Why don't we stay? 1095 01:17:32,979 --> 01:17:35,091 I'd love to stay, darling, but I have to go back. 1096 01:17:35,115 --> 01:17:36,959 I have my new television show to do. 1097 01:17:36,983 --> 01:17:40,630 Tell them to run an old movie instead, nobody will know the difference. 1098 01:17:40,654 --> 01:17:46,002 You're very kind, but I think that they rather expect to see me. 1099 01:17:46,026 --> 01:17:48,605 You see, that's the price of fame, darling. 1100 01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:52,942 When there are millions and millions of viewers expecting to see one, 1101 01:17:52,966 --> 01:17:55,011 one just cannot let them down. 1102 01:17:55,035 --> 01:17:57,910 It's as simple as that. 1103 01:17:59,205 --> 01:18:01,918 My God, what's happening? 1104 01:18:01,942 --> 01:18:04,567 What's going on here? 1105 01:18:19,626 --> 01:18:21,771 Hey, who are they after? 1106 01:18:21,795 --> 01:18:23,973 Well, I'm not entirely unknown, you know. 1107 01:18:23,997 --> 01:18:25,975 I suppose it might be me. 1108 01:18:25,999 --> 01:18:27,810 - Good morning, Mr. Danvers. - The Daily Express. 1109 01:18:27,834 --> 01:18:29,412 May we have a picture? 1110 01:18:29,436 --> 01:18:31,247 Not like this, if you don't mind. 1111 01:18:31,271 --> 01:18:33,583 - When were you married? - Was it England or France? 1112 01:18:33,607 --> 01:18:35,607 When was I what? 1113 01:18:36,610 --> 01:18:38,485 Here they come. 1114 01:18:39,312 --> 01:18:41,123 How about your marriage, Mr. Danvers? 1115 01:18:41,147 --> 01:18:43,693 Once and for all, gentlemen, I am not married. 1116 01:18:43,717 --> 01:18:46,028 - Hold it, Mrs. Danvers. - Robert, look here. 1117 01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:47,664 It was a mistake. 1118 01:18:47,688 --> 01:18:49,432 - What about the confetti? - A joke. 1119 01:18:49,456 --> 01:18:51,634 What's your maiden name, Mrs. Danvers? Ada Sludge. 1120 01:18:51,658 --> 01:18:52,769 Look this way, Ada. 1121 01:18:52,793 --> 01:18:53,836 When did you meet? 1122 01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:54,904 At breakfast. 1123 01:18:54,928 --> 01:18:56,606 Where? In a Turkish bath. 1124 01:18:56,630 --> 01:18:58,508 Is this the first time you've been in love? 1125 01:18:58,532 --> 01:18:59,709 You mean today? 1126 01:18:59,733 --> 01:19:01,378 What's the difference in your ages? 1127 01:19:01,402 --> 01:19:02,602 Minimal. 1128 01:19:11,678 --> 01:19:14,290 How do you think your female fans will feel? 1129 01:19:14,314 --> 01:19:17,159 Look, I am not married. Off you go. 1130 01:19:17,183 --> 01:19:23,468 Oh, please, Robert, come on, one nice quote, just one... Lucky devil. 1131 01:19:24,057 --> 01:19:28,938 Of all the damn silly ideas, I knew that confetti lark was a mistake. 1132 01:19:28,962 --> 01:19:31,974 How absurd, how completely absurd. 1133 01:19:31,998 --> 01:19:34,444 Now, where's that damn script? 1134 01:19:34,468 --> 01:19:37,380 It'll take me about three hours to tape the show. 1135 01:19:37,404 --> 01:19:38,681 Can I come with you? 1136 01:19:38,705 --> 01:19:40,417 No, I'm sorry, not this time, darling. 1137 01:19:40,441 --> 01:19:43,191 I won't be any trouble. 1138 01:19:44,645 --> 01:19:47,189 It's just that I hate being alone. 1139 01:19:47,213 --> 01:19:49,091 Well, I won't be long. I'll soon be back. 1140 01:19:49,115 --> 01:19:51,990 Then you won't be alone. 1141 01:19:56,657 --> 01:19:58,134 Bye, darling. 1142 01:19:58,158 --> 01:20:00,069 Good to see you back, Mr. Danvers. 1143 01:20:00,093 --> 01:20:01,593 Thank you. 1144 01:20:07,233 --> 01:20:09,108 Where to, miss? 1145 01:20:10,403 --> 01:20:14,243 Back to Mr. Danvers' place, miss? 1146 01:20:25,218 --> 01:20:31,067 Hello... Somebody pulled the chain, have they? 1147 01:20:31,091 --> 01:20:34,637 You got divorced already, then? 1148 01:20:34,661 --> 01:20:38,975 I just wanted to see what I've been missing all this time. 1149 01:20:38,999 --> 01:20:41,124 You did, did you? 1150 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,915 She still here? 1151 01:20:50,076 --> 01:20:51,320 Caroline! 1152 01:20:51,344 --> 01:20:52,455 What is it? 1153 01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:54,854 Come here a minute. 1154 01:20:56,850 --> 01:20:58,530 Oh, it's you. 1155 01:21:02,523 --> 01:21:05,234 Do you still want to share us both? 1156 01:21:05,258 --> 01:21:08,538 Oh, changed your mind, have you? 1157 01:21:08,562 --> 01:21:10,206 Now just a minute. 1158 01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:13,590 Shut up. Nobody's asking you. 1159 01:21:13,634 --> 01:21:14,634 Well? 1160 01:21:15,468 --> 01:21:19,908 It's been lovely seeing you both. Bye. 1161 01:21:20,306 --> 01:21:22,806 Mari, stop a minute. 1162 01:21:23,109 --> 01:21:27,909 Oh, Mari, just listen a moment, can't you? 1163 01:21:29,683 --> 01:21:33,329 Now hold it, can't you, hold it. Now hold it. 1164 01:21:33,353 --> 01:21:35,364 Now, look, gentlemen, 1165 01:21:35,388 --> 01:21:38,568 if Mr. Danvers says he isn't married, then that's it, isn't it? 1166 01:21:38,592 --> 01:21:40,302 Come on, John, what's the score? 1167 01:21:40,326 --> 01:21:41,470 You must know. 1168 01:21:41,494 --> 01:21:45,694 I told you, we're just good friends. 1169 01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:48,079 Mr. Danvers! 1170 01:21:48,434 --> 01:21:51,648 I deny it all. I deny it all. There's no marriage, no comment, no nothing. 1171 01:21:51,672 --> 01:21:53,583 Then who are the flowers for, Mr. Danvers? 1172 01:21:53,607 --> 01:21:55,357 My Uncle Fred. 1173 01:21:59,546 --> 01:22:00,746 Darling? 1174 01:22:01,582 --> 01:22:02,659 Darling? 1175 01:22:02,683 --> 01:22:04,433 Yes, my sweet? 1176 01:22:05,952 --> 01:22:07,129 Who let you in? 1177 01:22:07,153 --> 01:22:08,153 John. 1178 01:22:08,722 --> 01:22:10,667 Just put me out of my misery, will you? 1179 01:22:10,691 --> 01:22:12,835 Married or single? 1180 01:22:12,859 --> 01:22:16,272 What? Single, for God's sake, single, single. 1181 01:22:16,296 --> 01:22:18,708 Oh, well, I suppose it was too good to be true. 1182 01:22:18,732 --> 01:22:20,610 After all, she did look quite intelligent. 1183 01:22:20,634 --> 01:22:22,311 She is. Extremely so. 1184 01:22:22,335 --> 01:22:24,046 Incredible in one so young? 1185 01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:26,182 Does one have to be senile to be intelligent? 1186 01:22:26,206 --> 01:22:27,383 That's what she said. 1187 01:22:27,407 --> 01:22:31,788 She seems to see right through things, you know? 1188 01:22:31,812 --> 01:22:34,824 You mean, the close proximity to you has enabled her to realize 1189 01:22:34,848 --> 01:22:40,663 that while the fabric may be decaying, the structure is still sound. 1190 01:22:40,687 --> 01:22:44,533 Well, let's just say that she enjoys being with me. 1191 01:22:44,557 --> 01:22:46,807 I teach her a lot. 1192 01:22:47,327 --> 01:22:48,805 Such as cooking. 1193 01:22:48,829 --> 01:22:51,207 Among other things, yes. 1194 01:22:51,231 --> 01:22:52,731 Thank you. 1195 01:22:53,266 --> 01:22:55,912 Well, then, now you have something in common for the long winter evenings. 1196 01:22:55,936 --> 01:22:58,380 There's one big difference, though. 1197 01:22:58,404 --> 01:22:59,515 What's that? 1198 01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:02,164 She teaches me a lot. 1199 01:23:04,044 --> 01:23:06,794 Now that is different. 1200 01:23:07,748 --> 01:23:09,926 Hi, darling. Hello, Andrew. 1201 01:23:09,950 --> 01:23:10,950 Hi! 1202 01:23:11,051 --> 01:23:12,051 Here. 1203 01:23:12,118 --> 01:23:13,768 For me? Yes. 1204 01:23:14,254 --> 01:23:15,254 Oh! 1205 01:23:15,421 --> 01:23:19,261 Don't look so tragic. Smell them. 1206 01:23:21,327 --> 01:23:24,447 Oh, it's fabulous, Robert. 1207 01:23:25,398 --> 01:23:28,277 But I can't take it. No, I can't. 1208 01:23:28,301 --> 01:23:29,578 I'd better be going. 1209 01:23:29,602 --> 01:23:31,180 Oh, please don't, Andrew. 1210 01:23:31,204 --> 01:23:32,749 Stay and keep Robert company. 1211 01:23:32,773 --> 01:23:34,250 Ask him to stay and eat. 1212 01:23:34,274 --> 01:23:36,252 Why the hell should I? He gets fed at home, doesn't he? 1213 01:23:36,276 --> 01:23:39,026 Well, ask him, please. 1214 01:23:39,145 --> 01:23:41,791 Andrew, you do have to get back to Gilly for dinner? 1215 01:23:41,815 --> 01:23:43,425 Yes. You see, he can't. 1216 01:23:43,449 --> 01:23:46,689 Oh, he must. Please, Andrew. 1217 01:23:50,724 --> 01:23:53,844 Now, what's all this about? 1218 01:23:54,961 --> 01:23:58,801 Robert, I'm sorry, but I'm going. 1219 01:23:58,865 --> 01:23:59,865 Where? 1220 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:02,347 I'm leaving. 1221 01:24:05,171 --> 01:24:06,171 I see. 1222 01:24:08,875 --> 01:24:09,875 Why? 1223 01:24:10,243 --> 01:24:11,743 I have to. 1224 01:24:34,067 --> 01:24:36,067 Must you go now? 1225 01:24:36,536 --> 01:24:38,147 It's best that I do. 1226 01:24:38,171 --> 01:24:40,582 Oh, I still have your case. I'll return it. 1227 01:24:40,606 --> 01:24:42,451 Yes, of course. 1228 01:24:42,475 --> 01:24:46,455 Look, why can't you go tomorrow? 1229 01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:48,590 He's coming for me any minute. 1230 01:24:48,614 --> 01:24:49,964 He? Jimmy. 1231 01:24:50,316 --> 01:24:51,794 The drummer? Yes. 1232 01:24:51,818 --> 01:24:53,429 What, that horrible bloody drummer? 1233 01:24:53,453 --> 01:24:54,453 Yes. 1234 01:24:54,721 --> 01:24:56,498 I won't shush. What do you mean, shush? 1235 01:24:56,522 --> 01:24:57,734 Keep your voice down. 1236 01:24:57,758 --> 01:25:00,002 I've just seen him, and he's missed me. 1237 01:25:00,026 --> 01:25:01,570 He's missed you? 1238 01:25:01,594 --> 01:25:03,205 Yes, he's forgiven me. 1239 01:25:03,229 --> 01:25:05,708 He's forgiven you? Oh! 1240 01:25:05,732 --> 01:25:08,577 Have you forgotten why you came here in the first place? 1241 01:25:08,601 --> 01:25:11,213 Oh, he's gotten rid of her. 1242 01:25:11,237 --> 01:25:13,862 Fancy him missing me. 1243 01:25:21,647 --> 01:25:23,772 I shall miss you. 1244 01:25:24,084 --> 01:25:25,434 Will you? 1245 01:25:28,822 --> 01:25:30,299 I'll tell you what. 1246 01:25:30,323 --> 01:25:32,234 What if I have Jimmy send her around? 1247 01:25:32,258 --> 01:25:34,203 Oh, no, thank you. 1248 01:25:34,227 --> 01:25:35,604 Oh, she's very pretty. 1249 01:25:35,628 --> 01:25:37,306 You said she was an old hag. 1250 01:25:37,330 --> 01:25:40,690 Well, that was two weeks ago. 1251 01:25:41,935 --> 01:25:45,882 Why must you go back to that psychedelic zombie? 1252 01:25:45,906 --> 01:25:47,583 Oh, I don't know. 1253 01:25:47,607 --> 01:25:51,520 I guess he must really love me after all. 1254 01:25:51,544 --> 01:25:52,822 That's what you said to me. 1255 01:25:52,846 --> 01:25:53,846 What? 1256 01:25:56,016 --> 01:25:59,728 You said... You said, "I love you." 1257 01:25:59,752 --> 01:26:00,752 Did I? 1258 01:26:02,055 --> 01:26:03,833 Anyway, you don't love me, do you? 1259 01:26:03,857 --> 01:26:06,232 So what's the odds? 1260 01:26:15,869 --> 01:26:17,880 Sorry, fellas, no pictures. 1261 01:26:17,904 --> 01:26:18,904 Well? 1262 01:26:19,472 --> 01:26:22,592 Not so bad, how's yourself? 1263 01:26:37,157 --> 01:26:38,868 You're not him, are you? 1264 01:26:38,892 --> 01:26:40,636 Well, I'm certainly not her. 1265 01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:43,472 No, I mean old flyblow. What's his name? 1266 01:26:43,496 --> 01:26:44,546 Oh, no. 1267 01:26:48,368 --> 01:26:51,488 Well, I've come to get her. 1268 01:26:57,443 --> 01:26:59,889 Of course, you're the drummer boy. 1269 01:26:59,913 --> 01:27:01,593 That's right. 1270 01:27:01,747 --> 01:27:03,559 What's happened to your other girlfriend? 1271 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:06,795 Oh, her? I've booted her ass out of it. 1272 01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:08,364 Did you really? 1273 01:27:08,388 --> 01:27:10,833 You sweet old-fashioned thing. 1274 01:27:10,857 --> 01:27:12,468 Where is she, then? 1275 01:27:12,492 --> 01:27:16,005 Who knows? Rubbing her ass, presumably. 1276 01:27:16,029 --> 01:27:18,529 Oh, you mean Marion? 1277 01:27:19,232 --> 01:27:20,232 Hi. 1278 01:27:21,001 --> 01:27:23,679 Andrew? You will stay, won't you? 1279 01:27:23,703 --> 01:27:25,147 He's gone all quiet. 1280 01:27:25,171 --> 01:27:27,296 If you want me to. 1281 01:27:27,908 --> 01:27:30,686 Darling! Come and meet Jimmy. 1282 01:27:30,710 --> 01:27:31,888 We've met. 1283 01:27:31,912 --> 01:27:33,322 Not properly. 1284 01:27:33,346 --> 01:27:35,958 Now, please, for me. Be friends. 1285 01:27:35,982 --> 01:27:38,627 Jimmy, this is Robert. Robert, Jimmy. 1286 01:27:38,651 --> 01:27:42,431 And when you've shaken, I want you to come out fighting. 1287 01:27:42,455 --> 01:27:45,701 Quite a lad, your mate, isn't he? 1288 01:27:45,725 --> 01:27:52,241 Well, you seem to have looked after her all right, so I'll say no more. 1289 01:27:52,265 --> 01:27:53,575 Now, that's nice. 1290 01:27:53,599 --> 01:27:54,599 Sweet. 1291 01:27:55,801 --> 01:27:59,982 Yes, well... Come on, Mari. We've got to go. 1292 01:28:00,006 --> 01:28:01,918 Oh, my cases, darling, would you get them? 1293 01:28:01,942 --> 01:28:03,592 Yeah, sure. 1294 01:28:05,445 --> 01:28:07,023 They're in there. 1295 01:28:07,047 --> 01:28:08,797 I'll show you. 1296 01:28:09,215 --> 01:28:13,175 Andrew, will you show him, please? 1297 01:28:17,223 --> 01:28:18,734 It's too late, old chap. 1298 01:28:18,758 --> 01:28:19,808 Please. 1299 01:28:22,929 --> 01:28:24,406 Marion, don't go with him. 1300 01:28:24,430 --> 01:28:25,541 I've got to. 1301 01:28:25,565 --> 01:28:27,376 I'll take you around the world, anything. 1302 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,444 I can't. 1303 01:28:28,468 --> 01:28:29,678 But I love you! 1304 01:28:29,702 --> 01:28:34,142 No, Robert. You don't need me. He does. 1305 01:28:35,541 --> 01:28:39,585 All right then, I'll marry you. 1306 01:28:40,013 --> 01:28:41,013 Here! 1307 01:28:41,481 --> 01:28:42,992 What's going on? 1308 01:28:43,016 --> 01:28:44,927 He just asked me to marry him. 1309 01:28:44,951 --> 01:28:46,151 He what? 1310 01:28:46,919 --> 01:28:48,897 Listen, I've got a good mind 1311 01:28:48,921 --> 01:28:51,267 to put my boot right in your old wedding furniture. 1312 01:28:51,291 --> 01:28:52,601 You'll never marry her. 1313 01:28:52,625 --> 01:28:53,669 Marry him? No thanks. 1314 01:28:53,693 --> 01:28:54,736 I never asked you. 1315 01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:55,972 See, he doesn't give a damn. 1316 01:28:55,996 --> 01:28:57,473 I'll stick one on you. 1317 01:28:57,497 --> 01:28:58,840 Shut up, Jimmy. 1318 01:28:58,864 --> 01:29:01,410 Oh, he gives me a pain in the ass, with all his posh chat. 1319 01:29:01,434 --> 01:29:03,812 You stick to your meat and mushrooms, matey. 1320 01:29:03,836 --> 01:29:06,315 Shut up, I'm not gonna marry him, so shut up. 1321 01:29:06,339 --> 01:29:07,339 What? 1322 01:29:07,673 --> 01:29:09,918 What was that you said? 1323 01:29:09,942 --> 01:29:12,421 I'm not going to marry you. 1324 01:29:12,445 --> 01:29:13,789 Why ever not? 1325 01:29:13,813 --> 01:29:16,688 Because I don't want to. 1326 01:29:18,118 --> 01:29:19,468 Good God! 1327 01:29:20,153 --> 01:29:21,797 Do you mind if I put in a word? 1328 01:29:21,821 --> 01:29:23,632 Oh, I wish you would. 1329 01:29:23,656 --> 01:29:26,202 Well, as you're obviously not going to live happily ever after 1330 01:29:26,226 --> 01:29:29,061 with young Lochinvar here... Who? 1331 01:29:29,762 --> 01:29:32,608 ...and as Robert certainly isn't going to live happily ever after without you, 1332 01:29:32,632 --> 01:29:35,611 why don't you divide yourself up and make them both happy? 1333 01:29:35,635 --> 01:29:37,760 Share myself out? 1334 01:29:38,004 --> 01:29:39,815 I can't make do with half a woman. 1335 01:29:39,839 --> 01:29:43,585 No, no, no. A whole woman, half the time. 1336 01:29:43,609 --> 01:29:45,321 Sounds like paradise to me. 1337 01:29:45,345 --> 01:29:48,524 You mean instead of him getting two birds, I get two fellows? 1338 01:29:48,548 --> 01:29:50,798 More or less, yes. 1339 01:29:52,285 --> 01:29:54,696 What a disgusting idea. 1340 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,498 You dirty-minded old perve. 1341 01:29:56,522 --> 01:29:58,267 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1342 01:29:58,291 --> 01:29:59,601 You should see a head shrinker. 1343 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:01,570 A married man with a wife and five children. 1344 01:30:01,594 --> 01:30:05,174 You're sick. I knew you were perverted the first time I saw you. 1345 01:30:05,198 --> 01:30:08,110 How would you like me to suggest that to your eldest daughter? 1346 01:30:08,134 --> 01:30:09,814 She's only 8. 1347 01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:12,748 You're lucky I'm a pacifist, otherwise I'd give you a kick in the cobblers. 1348 01:30:12,772 --> 01:30:14,183 Leave him alone, both of you. 1349 01:30:14,207 --> 01:30:15,984 He's only trying to help. 1350 01:30:16,008 --> 01:30:17,688 Come on, you. 1351 01:30:18,744 --> 01:30:19,944 Take it. 1352 01:30:20,646 --> 01:30:22,771 Don't hang about. 1353 01:30:37,297 --> 01:30:39,297 You're smashing. 1354 01:30:40,233 --> 01:30:41,877 Bye, darling. 1355 01:30:41,901 --> 01:30:43,979 Could you live with him and see me? 1356 01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,382 I don't know, I've never tried it. 1357 01:30:46,406 --> 01:30:47,406 Well? 1358 01:30:48,108 --> 01:30:50,552 Okay, if he can spare me. 1359 01:30:50,576 --> 01:30:51,776 Come on! 1360 01:30:52,412 --> 01:30:53,412 Bye. 1361 01:31:05,891 --> 01:31:07,803 Get a move on. We're going to be late. 1362 01:31:07,827 --> 01:31:08,970 You off then? 1363 01:31:08,994 --> 01:31:09,994 Yes. 1364 01:31:10,062 --> 01:31:11,340 Sure you've got everything? 1365 01:31:11,364 --> 01:31:13,675 Well, if I haven't, I'll be back. 1366 01:31:13,699 --> 01:31:17,419 Good. I'll look forward to that. 1367 01:31:18,638 --> 01:31:20,616 Have a drink, old friend. 1368 01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:21,883 No, thanks. 1369 01:31:21,907 --> 01:31:25,487 I've got a rather peculiar feeling in my stomach. 1370 01:31:25,511 --> 01:31:27,223 Is that love, do you think? 1371 01:31:27,247 --> 01:31:30,967 No, wind. You haven't eaten yet. 1372 01:31:31,851 --> 01:31:34,476 Go home to your wife. 1373 01:31:36,856 --> 01:31:38,634 Why don't you come, too? 1374 01:31:38,658 --> 01:31:40,169 Take you out of yourself. 1375 01:31:40,193 --> 01:31:42,193 I'm already out. 1376 01:31:43,563 --> 01:31:48,123 Well, if you change your mind, call me. 1377 01:33:12,084 --> 01:33:13,084 Hello? 1378 01:33:13,353 --> 01:33:14,353 Hello? 1379 01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:15,697 This is Paola. 1380 01:33:15,721 --> 01:33:17,098 Who? Paola. 1381 01:33:17,122 --> 01:33:18,122 Paola? 1382 01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:19,335 That's right. 1383 01:33:19,359 --> 01:33:20,669 Have you forgotten me? 1384 01:33:20,693 --> 01:33:21,903 Paola who? 1385 01:33:21,927 --> 01:33:24,240 You promised me a Chinese meal, remember? 1386 01:33:24,264 --> 01:33:25,264 Yes. 1387 01:33:26,599 --> 01:33:28,477 I promised you a Chinese meal. 1388 01:33:28,501 --> 01:33:30,479 I have looked forward very much. 1389 01:33:30,503 --> 01:33:31,503 Yes. 1390 01:33:32,572 --> 01:33:36,885 The thing is, I don't really feel in a Chinese mood at the moment. 1391 01:33:36,909 --> 01:33:40,322 Oh, but please, this is my only day off. 1392 01:33:40,346 --> 01:33:41,757 It's your only day off? 1393 01:33:41,781 --> 01:33:43,906 Yes, my only day. 1394 01:33:44,617 --> 01:33:46,295 Look, where are you speaking from? 1395 01:33:46,319 --> 01:33:48,029 I am very close to you. 1396 01:33:48,053 --> 01:33:49,703 I see, yes. 1397 01:33:52,758 --> 01:33:56,358 Look, I'll tell you what to do. 1398 01:34:43,242 --> 01:34:46,242 My God, but you're lovely.