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Right, sorry,
so the show's on the 16th.

2
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And what... Is it a festival, is it?

3
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How many people
would you expect from...

4
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From start to finish, how many people
would you expect?

5
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We'll say 4,000?

6
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Keep it going.

7
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No worries. Now, is alcohol being
served at the event?

8
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No, it's all being charged.
It's a bar, is it?

9
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Uh, is there food...
is there food being served?

10
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Good quality food,
or probably just junk food?

11
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Chips and... pizzas. Yeah.

12
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And, uh, have you got any
Indonesian foods or curries?

13
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You have? Alright.

14
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Well, normally, if it was
a non-drinking event,

15
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as far as alcohol,

16
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and there was
no food or curries,

17
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for 4,000 people for 10 hours,

18
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you'd have five male
and five female blocks.

19
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But you've got alcohol
being served,

20
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as well as the food and you've got
curries in there as well,

21
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which does make
a bit of a difference.

22
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And on the, uh... on the solid
to water-based

23
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or liquid waste ratio,

24
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you've got a 4 to 1.

25
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So it's basically
four liquid to one solid.

26
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That's the piss and shit ratio, yeah.

27
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People... I must admit,
when people find out what I do,

28
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I mean, when they ask
what I do, I say I'm a plumber,

29
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and they say, "Well,
that'd be pretty interesting,"

30
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and I say,
"Well, not that interesting,

31
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"'cause all I plumb
is shithouses."

32
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As you can see,
we've got a lot of blocks here.

33
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We've just gotta find
one more combo unit

34
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and we're on our way.

35
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Where is the bastard?

36
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How do you lose a 40ft toilet?

37
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Yeah, most people...
they always freak out

38
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because, of course, they think
you're handling the stuff.

39
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They think... I don't know
whether they think I eat it

40
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or whether they think
I scrub it on meself.

41
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You know, I plumb it.

42
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See? Here's another
classic example.

43
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Someone having
a 2-inch arsehole

44
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and us only having installed
1 -inch piping.

45
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As much as people think
you're covered in shit and piss,

46
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you're not.

47
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It's 85% of its water.

48
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85 and in some instances
up to 90% water.

49
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I know that leaves around

50
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about 10% to 15%
of shit and piss,

51
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but there's some chemicals
in there that work on that.

52
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See, this is what we spend
half our time cleaning up.

53
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How hard is it?

54
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I mean, I don't mean to be
straight up about it,

55
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but, I mean, there's a urinal -

56
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you stand here
and, being a male,

57
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you've got a prong on you
which points forward,

58
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so I don't understand
how they get it under their feet.

59
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They must point it down.

60
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The funny part is,
parents look at me, you know,

61
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and say, "Well, that's not
much of a job, is it?

62
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"Did you wish
you did something else?"

63
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I said, "Well, you had kids.

64
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"You spent the first two years
handling their shit.

65
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"And you weren't
getting paid for that."

66
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And they're... they shit green.

67
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Only thing
that's supposed to be green

68
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is apples, pears and Martians.

69
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Stay there.

70
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Yo!

71
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That's the one.

72
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Pretty lonely old job, this.

73
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We're here before
the crowds get here

74
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and we're the last to leave.

75
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We miss out on all the fun,
don't we, Alf?

76
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Yeah.

77
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Yeah, shut her off, Alfie,
she's all done, mate.

78
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Just make sure you stock up
all the poo tickets, boys.

79
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This one's gonna get
a flogging today.

80
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Yeah, well, this is where most of the
paperwork gets done,

81
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obviously.

82
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This is the... realistically, the sciatic
nerve of Splashdown.

83
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What we do, normally
it's corporate bathroom rentals.

84
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I mean, at the end of the day,

85
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it's just a fancy way of having
somewhere to shit, isn't it?

86
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Having a nice place to purge.

87
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But, uh, I mean,
other companies...

88
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Up in Sydney there's one
that has a slogan -

89
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'We're number one
with your number twos'.

90
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I prefer not to spend
too long in the office.

91
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I prefer working outside,

92
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but this is obviously where the real
business end gets done,

93
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so to speak.

94
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Doesn't matter
how big the event is

95
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or how important the event is,

96
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be it a corporate event
or a concert,

97
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you would think that
we'd be the first thing

98
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that people would think of

99
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because it's the one thing
everyone does on most days -

100
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� la me, 10 a.m., every morning,
regular as clockwork.

101
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It's never the first thing
on their mind,

102
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when, realistically, it should be
the first thing they think of,

103
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because if we don't turn up,

104
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grab the business
and get going with it,

105
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well, they really are in the shit,
aren't they?

106
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We've got a bit of a drive here

107
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because we've gotta
drop this load off

108
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at mama and papa poo
in Werribee.

109
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Funny thing is, a lot of people
use the word 'shit' now

110
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of course as an abusive word,
you know, as a swear word -

111
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the sort of word you wanna
keep away from kiddies.

112
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But the funny part is,
where it came from

113
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was when they started to transport
manure in the ships

114
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so they could use it
to fertilize gardens.

115
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Problem was, moisture
would get in from the boat,

116
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into the bottom of the boat

117
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and mix up with some of the manure
they were transporting,

118
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and it would start to ferment
and it would cause a gas,

119
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and the problem was

120
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if someone went down there
with a candle

121
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or lit a match or had a pipe
or something down there,

122
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sometimes it ignited and there was an
explosion on the boat.

123
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After that,
they put all the crap in boxes

124
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and it had 'SHIT'
written on the side of the box

125
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and that stood for
'Store High In Transit'.

126
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And that's where
it got its name from.

127
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So... I don't know
whether there's any truth

128
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to that story or not,

129
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but it's a pretty elaborate,
you know, lie.

130
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Bit of a long-winded set-up if
someone's made that story up.

131
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I'm going with it.

132
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Yeah, so, I'm having to work
a little bit of overtime tonight

133
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just to get a couple
of extra toilets ready.

134
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We've got a heap of them
going out next week.

135
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As you can see, the kids...
I don't know what they do.

136
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They've broken through
that one. They do all sorts...

137
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Oh, have a look at this one.
You won't believe this.

138
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Have a look at this. This one
I replaced this morning.

139
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Look at that! Eh?

140
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What kind of curry
has that bloke been eating?

141
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Devil's curry.
Hell's teeth, I tell you.

142
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I've never understood why
people all carry on about it.

143
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I... I enjoy a good crap,
to be quite honest.

144
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I not only enjoy it, I love it.

145
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I don't think
it's all pain and anger.

146
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Me, personally, I sit on a toilet
for 20-odd minutes,

147
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as most men can.

148
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Do you know,
it's an interesting fact,

149
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as far as smells,

150
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apparently your body
only is in shock -

151
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and sometimes it is shock -

152
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for about the first 7 to 12 seconds or
something,

153
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and after that you get
used to it very quickly.

154
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That's why a man can read

155
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a newspaper or magazine
from front to back,

156
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you know, in the toilet, in his own
smell, and not notice it.

157
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Mind you,
the next person that walks in

158
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will think they've been smacked in the
head

159
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with a poo bat.

160
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But, uh, I don't know,
you know...

161
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If a woman walks in after you,
kill 'em. Knock 'em in half.

162
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I've always understood
that people...

163
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I know everyone does get
embarrassed by taking a crap.

164
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You wouldn't wanna be doing it
in the middle of Bourke Street,

165
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butt-naked,
trying to poo into a cup.

166
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I mean, even dogs...
if you watch a dog crap,

167
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even a dog's embarrassed
to do poos.

168
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You know when
they're doing a poo,

169
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they're all bent over like they're
trying to root a cricket ball,

170
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but even they... even they
get embarrassed.

171
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And that's a dog.
And they'll eat it!

172
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This is, uh... What am I
down to? Four strings.

173
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I was given this guitar
by a mate of mine.

174
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He used to play a bit of music.

175
00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:05,469
And he had a bit of an accident.

176
00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,633
And, uh... his job,
he was working,

177
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got his hand crushed
in a machine.

178
00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:11,722
He couldn't play
the guitar anymore, so...

179
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...he gave me this.

180
00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,508
And I always swore
I'd learn to play the guitar

181
00:09:15,602 --> 00:09:17,925
but I haven't really learnt.

182
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The only thing I've learnt is that
if I hit the strings really hard,

183
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they break.

184
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I think it takes a certain
kind of person to do what I do

185
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and it's just about having
a thick skin.

186
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No-one's ever impressed
with what you do.

187
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No-one's ever fascinated

188
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or no-one ever wants to come
and see what you do, or...

189
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I imagine, if you were a fireman,

190
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all the kids would want to jump
on the back of the truck

191
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and follow you to a fire.

192
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There's gonna be no kids
keen to do that.

193
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I don't do it for the glory.
I don't do it to impress people.

194
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It's a job. But, you know,
it's... it's what I know.

195
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It's my trade.

196
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And I actually think
I'm pretty good at it.

197
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,058
That's not bad stuff, that.

198
00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:09,145
As you can see, I've got
a few different aftershaves,

199
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,852
which obviously,
in my line of work,

200
00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:14,940
doesn't hurt to have
a few of those on hand.

201
00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:16,518
A bit of an arsenal.

202
00:10:34,319 --> 00:10:37,650
These are, uh... a mate of mine,

203
00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:40,984
he's over in Japan
at the moment.

204
00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,528
You should have
a look at these.

205
00:10:42,612 --> 00:10:45,361
These are pictures...
they're pictures of a toilet.

206
00:10:45,446 --> 00:10:47,567
They must stand over it.

207
00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:49,444
God knows
how they keep that clean.

208
00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:52,196
Over here, you sit right on
the pan and they still miss it.

209
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,737
How would you be...?

210
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,279
There's Robbo's feet there. See?

211
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,113
Look at this thing here. It's out of 'Star
Wars' or something.

212
00:10:58,197 --> 00:10:59,654
This is the toilet here.

213
00:10:59,739 --> 00:11:01,196
And see the armrest?

214
00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:03,734
That's the control panel for it.

215
00:11:03,823 --> 00:11:05,979
He hasn't explained
what they all are.

216
00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:08,478
But it's got
two different settings

217
00:11:08,573 --> 00:11:11,655
for a water jet
to shoot up your date -

218
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,447
must be to wash it
or something.

219
00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:16,530
This must be the heater,
or God knows what that is.

220
00:11:16,616 --> 00:11:18,157
And, jeez, look at this.

221
00:11:18,241 --> 00:11:19,698
This has got a speed dial.

222
00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:21,240
And I don't know what that is,

223
00:11:21,325 --> 00:11:24,525
whether it's a television
or it takes an X-ray of your...

224
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,022
You know, I tell you what,
this'll be the future.

225
00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:30,115
We'll all be sitting
on space-age shitters.

226
00:11:30,201 --> 00:11:32,571
Not one single photo
of his holiday trip.

227
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,531
I wouldn't have a clue
where he's been,

228
00:11:34,618 --> 00:11:36,360
but I know he's had two craps.

229
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,619
What's the go
with putting the toilets

230
00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:02,161
outside of the venue?

231
00:12:02,246 --> 00:12:04,486
Well, that was where we were
told to put it originally.

232
00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:06,037
Not on the drawing.

233
00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:08,029
Well... even though
it's on the outside of the fence,

234
00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:09,579
the fence has been moved

235
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,489
from where I was told
it was gonna be.

236
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,777
I can't move it now.

237
00:12:12,872 --> 00:12:14,910
You'd have to be
Andre the Giant to lift it up.

238
00:12:14,997 --> 00:12:16,620
It's a couple of ton a unit.

239
00:12:16,706 --> 00:12:19,455
Well, can we get it sorted
by the end of today, or...?

240
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,281
Well, to do it,
I'll have to unplumb it,

241
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,830
turn the water off, get a crane.

242
00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:24,372
I mean, I can have a go.

243
00:12:24,457 --> 00:12:26,247
You want me to ring the boss?
- Yes.

244
00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:28,370
Alright, I'll ring Glenn
and I'll come and see you.

245
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,080
Are you at the manager's hut?
Yep.

246
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,737
Or I'm on a two-way.
Just please get hold of me.

247
00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,491
Alright. Done.
Thank you.

248
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,988
Jeez, this'll be great.
He wants us to move the toilet.

249
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:40,035
Well, they reckon we've put
the toilet in the wrong spot.

250
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,123
Well, I didn't drop it off -
Tom did.

251
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:44,951
But it's just outside
the front fence,

252
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,496
which is where I thought
it was supposed to go.

253
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:49,871
<i>The F-111 lands...</i>

254
00:12:56,335 --> 00:12:58,243
This could be
a little bit colorful.

255
00:12:58,336 --> 00:13:00,871
That's from me... me ex-wife.

256
00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:03,284
We're separated.

257
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:07,419
Apparently, me little boy's
putting on a bit of a show.

258
00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:11,583
I have to give her a ring.
I won't be...

259
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,163
Yeah. Don't yell in the phone.

260
00:13:13,254 --> 00:13:16,418
What... what...
what has he called you?

261
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,621
Oh, jeez. Well, do you want to
put him on the phone to me?

262
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,419
Yeah, well, oh,
it's a bit different.

263
00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:24,290
I'm a grown-up, mate.
You're still a boy.

264
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:27,083
Yeah, well, you're gonna have to pull
your head in a bit.

265
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:30,620
You can't be carrying on
like a bloody raw prawn.

266
00:13:30,714 --> 00:13:32,337
Alright.

267
00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:35,705
Yeah, well, maybe just
steady on a bit, eh?

268
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,588
Just try and pull it up a bit.

269
00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:39,996
No, I understand that, but she's still
your mother, mate.

270
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,749
It doesn't matter what I say.

271
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,289
Yeah, I know I said that, but
we were a bit heated that day.

272
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,706
There's no need to be repeating that.

273
00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:50,335
Alright, well, just try
and settle down a bit.

274
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,790
No, mate, the first time
I ever saw

275
00:13:56,884 --> 00:13:58,839
Glenn shove his hand
down a bowl,

276
00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:01,331
and that's the owner
of this company,

277
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,919
turned up in a suit, mate,

278
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,799
he ripped his shirt off,

279
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,674
straight into the shit.

280
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:10,378
And I got there, and I said,

281
00:14:10,469 --> 00:14:12,092
"There's fuckin' a man
after my own heart

282
00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:13,635
"that'll do anything."

283
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,176
His arm's into it.

284
00:14:15,261 --> 00:14:16,837
It's nice to have
a boss that knows

285
00:14:16,928 --> 00:14:18,089
what we're going
through at last.

286
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:21,212
Do you know, I sometimes feel
a bit lucky that I've got this job.

287
00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:22,844
In this job, I must admit,

288
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,334
I've had a chance to see
some great stuff.

289
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,301
And I work with
a good bunch of blokes.

290
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:31,085
And, you know, that's more than
anyone can ask for.

291
00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:34,380
I tell you what, Robbo, do you mind if I
lob here tonight?

292
00:14:34,471 --> 00:14:37,339
I'll have a few more beers.
I don't give a shit at all, mate.

293
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,006
Eh, you can even
stay in that bed,

294
00:14:39,097 --> 00:14:40,673
and I'll make a bed
up for myself...

295
00:14:40,764 --> 00:14:43,596
No, no. I'm not gonna stay in your bed,
Robbo. It's your joint.

296
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:45,588
Ah, well, there's
no problems, brother.

297
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:48,086
There's a lounge there.
There's a bed there.

298
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:50,635
Hey, no worries.
You've got the whole lot.

299
00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:02,932
You know, the funny part is

300
00:15:03,016 --> 00:15:05,303
everyone will deny the fact
that they look at their poo,

301
00:15:05,392 --> 00:15:06,849
but everyone does.

302
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,556
The ancient Greeks...

303
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,348
Cop this one.

304
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:14,131
The ancient Greeks,
they used to use poo, back in...

305
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:17,923
I mean, talking 2,000 years ago,
when Christ was alive.

306
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,258
They used to look at their poo,
or people's poo

307
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,638
to forecast the future.

308
00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:24,967
Mind you, if they'd seen
some of the poo I've seen

309
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:27,051
at some of the festivals,
the future looks pretty bleak.

310
00:15:27,144 --> 00:15:29,135
But they used to use it
to forecast the future,

311
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,720
back 2,000 years ago.

312
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:35,802
Hey, Darren, have you got power to
those toilets

313
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:36,843
across there yet?

314
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,844
This is the busiest time of year.

315
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,394
This is the crazy time.

316
00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:42,055
Obviously,
when the sun comes out,

317
00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:43,603
every bastard has a festival,

318
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:46,556
and we get flogged
like crooked dogs in a...

319
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,104
It's a mongrel.

320
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:51,471
It just goes bonkers. It's as silly
as a bum full of Smarties.

321
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:57,719
I often sing
'Advance Australia Fair'.

322
00:15:57,814 --> 00:16:01,808
There's nothing wrong with
having a bit of national pride.

323
00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:04,351
Problem is,
when I first heard it,

324
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,474
I used to think the song was,
the words were,

325
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:09,805
"Australians all
let us ring Joyce,

326
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:12,139
"'cause she is young
and free."

327
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,515
So, obviously, I was making
a goose of myself,

328
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,898
right up until the old man
set me straight on the words.

329
00:16:19,983 --> 00:16:21,773
I sing it right now.

330
00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:26,232
"Australians all
let us ring Joyce."

331
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,273
God.

332
00:16:32,318 --> 00:16:35,649
You know, I get to see
some great stuff doing this job.

333
00:16:35,735 --> 00:16:37,193
And it's never boring.

334
00:16:37,277 --> 00:16:39,647
But, I mean, you know,
I hear of people all the time

335
00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:40,684
and you read about it -

336
00:16:40,777 --> 00:16:42,235
people sitting behind
their desk at work

337
00:16:42,319 --> 00:16:44,606
terrified that the next day
they're gonna be out of work.

338
00:16:44,694 --> 00:16:46,520
Well, that's not something
I've ever gotta worry about.

339
00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,069
You know, it's not like
my business

340
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:49,812
is gonna dry up
overnight, is it?

341
00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:51,361
How you been? Well?
Excellent.

342
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,903
I haven't seen you forever.

343
00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:54,610
I'll catch up with you there.
OK.

344
00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:56,188
See you, mate.
See you.

345
00:16:57,279 --> 00:16:58,737
That's a mate from school.

346
00:16:58,821 --> 00:17:00,397
That's a guy
I went to school with.

347
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:01,897
That's Macka.

348
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:04,861
I must admit, I thought
you'd got a bit taller

349
00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:05,895
since I'd seen you,

350
00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:07,446
but you've got
these bloody boots on.

351
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:09,356
They're different from the footy
boots you strapped on

352
00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,272
when we were at school, mate.

353
00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:19,272
There's not too much I regret
about doing this job.

354
00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:20,822
I think I've worked
a lot of hours,

355
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,565
and it's probably
aged me a bit.

356
00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:25,774
You know, some of my mates
reckon I'm looking a bit worn.

357
00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,323
Well, I lost my missus.

358
00:17:27,408 --> 00:17:28,984
I lost her out of it.

359
00:17:29,074 --> 00:17:31,610
That was... Well, I didn't
lose her. I know where she is.

360
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,157
She just left me, but, uh...

361
00:17:33,242 --> 00:17:36,857
...it bit me on the arse pretty hard when
she was leaving me.

362
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,865
You know, it was one tax I
didn't expect to pay in this job,

363
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,408
and that was losing me missus.

364
00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,816
But when you spend more time
with other people's poo

365
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,315
than you do your own wife,
you've gotta pay the penalty.

366
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:50,700
Do you know that
70% of marriages fail? 70%.

367
00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:53,191
I mean, you hear of so many stories of
that whole...

368
00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:54,316
...that same scenario.

369
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:55,951
You know, you get married

370
00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:58,027
and a week later
they break up or something

371
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,577
or, you know, it doesn't work.

372
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,284
Or, you know, sex doesn't
happen or something.

373
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,526
Or, you know,
she goes off you or something.

374
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,658
Or, you know, the parents
are around every day

375
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:06,693
or something.

376
00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:09,620
Or you can't support them,
give them what they want,

377
00:18:09,704 --> 00:18:11,245
because they came from,
you know,

378
00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:13,119
a wealthier background
or something than you,

379
00:18:13,204 --> 00:18:15,491
and you're wishing
that you could, you know,

380
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,866
support it more than that,
but you can't,

381
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,531
because you just... you can't.

382
00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:21,494
I always get a little bit nervous

383
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:24,151
when Pat comes in
for one of his little chats.

384
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:28,111
Sadly, Pat's chosen to learn
from my life's mistakes

385
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:29,664
instead of learning
from his own.

386
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:32,071
- So... you still loved her
in the end?

387
00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:33,658
- Or did you...?

388
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,616
Oh, it was a little bit hard to
love someone that hates you.

389
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:37,655
Yeah.

390
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,697
Don't worry too much.

391
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,449
If you worry too much,
you'll drive yourself mad.

392
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,117
By the time you cut
the wedding cake,

393
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,199
you'll cut the table in half,
you'll be that nervous.

394
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,155
A wedding is an "I do" kind of day.
That's all your pressure is.

395
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,707
Remember that - "I do."

396
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,197
Do you want to marry this woman till
the rest of your life?

397
00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:53,240
"I do."

398
00:18:53,334 --> 00:18:54,957
Are you ready
to go to the park?

399
00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,033
Do you want to have
photos taken next to her

400
00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:58,121
now that you've married her?

401
00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,157
"I do."

402
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,709
Do you want to go
on the honeymoon

403
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:02,251
and do the horizontal
folk dance?

404
00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:03,614
"Yes, love, I do."

405
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,535
Just, all you've gotta
remember is "I do".

406
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:08,542
There's no pressure,
you know?

407
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:11,828
If you think of it like that,
then it's not that big a deal...

408
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,957
...unless a bloke comes down
in the wedding dress,

409
00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:15,621
then you'll know
your day's gone to shit.

410
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:17,619
But that's not gonna
happen, is it?

411
00:19:19,254 --> 00:19:21,825
I don't know whether
I'm necessarily the right person

412
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,670
to be asking about all this,
to tell you the truth, Pat.

413
00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:27,669
Mine failed.
I don't... you know

414
00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:29,378
I once heard a guy say,

415
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,920
"Cut out the middle man -

416
00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,043
"find someone you hate
and give them a house."

417
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,955
Now, if you want to
be negative about it,

418
00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:36,504
that's the way you'd look at it.

419
00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:38,461
You've been there.
I haven't been there yet.

420
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,005
You've been through that.

421
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:43,087
I mean, I'm asking you
because you...

422
00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:45,662
...you were there for 14 years.

423
00:19:45,756 --> 00:19:48,459
But that's...
that was my missus.

424
00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:50,255
You're gonna marry
someone different.

425
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,288
And that's...

426
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:52,840
If you were gonna
marry my ex-wife,

427
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:54,915
I'd have a ton of stuff
to tell you.

428
00:19:55,008 --> 00:19:58,623
Is this the right person?
Is this the right time?

429
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:00,293
Is this the right...?

430
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:07,798
- Hello.
- Yeah, come in.

431
00:20:07,884 --> 00:20:09,460
Yeah, it's only me.

432
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:11,874
How are you?
- Yeah, OK.

433
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,421
It's a fair old day outside,
isn't it?

434
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,465
There's the boy.
How are you, boy? You right?

435
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:18,210
You right to go?

436
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,707
All good. You've got some
stuff packed and a towel?

437
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,295
Alright.

438
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,293
Well, we'll get going, eh?
We'll hit the road.

439
00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:25,843
What do you say, mate?

440
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:28,298
We'll be back,
well, I don't know what time.

441
00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:30,591
We're just gonna head off
down the beach now.

442
00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:32,550
So...
- I need him back by 4:00.

443
00:20:32,637 --> 00:20:34,462
I'm sorry?
- I need him back by 4:00.

444
00:20:34,554 --> 00:20:36,011
What? Well, it's midday now.

445
00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:38,133
How am I gonna have him back
by four o'clock?

446
00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,212
I've got plans.
I need him back by 4:00.

447
00:20:40,304 --> 00:20:42,295
Look, you want to
jump in the car, mate?

448
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,213
Grab your toy there.
Jump in the car.

449
00:20:44,305 --> 00:20:45,253
I'll be one sec.

450
00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:47,337
I'm just gonna have
a little chat to your mother.

451
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,302
It would've been nice
to have known this

452
00:20:49,389 --> 00:20:51,095
at 8:00 this morning
when I rang.

453
00:20:51,181 --> 00:20:52,804
We're going down
to Ocean Grove.

454
00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:55,129
It'll take me an hour and a half
to get there.

455
00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:57,462
I don't give a shit.
I need him back at 4:00.

456
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,594
We're just taking him down
to see his grandfather.

457
00:20:59,681 --> 00:21:01,174
If I've got him back by 4:00,

458
00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:02,544
we'll only spend
30 minutes there.

459
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,263
It would've been nice
to have known this

460
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:05,297
this morning, though.

461
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,879
I'm taking the boy
down to see his grandfather,

462
00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:10,759
not that you seem to be
too plussed about that.

463
00:21:10,849 --> 00:21:12,307
Alright.

464
00:21:12,391 --> 00:21:14,050
Jesus Christ.

465
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,342
Hey, do you want to
jump in the front

466
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:19,808
with your old man, mate?

467
00:21:19,892 --> 00:21:21,717
You don't want to
jump up the front there?

468
00:21:21,809 --> 00:21:24,345
We've got the front seat.
You can sit up with me and...

469
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:25,892
Alright. Well, please yourself.

470
00:21:25,976 --> 00:21:27,766
You're right
in the back there, then?

471
00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,217
Alright.

472
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,558
How you been, mate?
You been good?

473
00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:42,057
Hey? Well, er, we'll get you
down to your granddad's.

474
00:21:42,145 --> 00:21:44,977
We're just gonna go down to
Ocean Grove, to the beach.

475
00:21:45,062 --> 00:21:47,301
You like it down at the beach,
don't you, mate?

476
00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:48,853
What do you say, eh?

477
00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:51,343
Dad, are you going to hell?

478
00:21:51,437 --> 00:21:53,891
Am I going to hell?

479
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,180
Well, no, I'm not going to hell.
Not as far as I know.

480
00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:58,729
Why's that?

481
00:21:58,813 --> 00:22:01,895
Because Mum said... Mum said you
don't believe in God.

482
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,386
Mum said
I don't believe in God?

483
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,230
And that's why
I'm going to hell?

484
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:10,431
Well, mate, er...
Look, I tell you what.

485
00:22:10,523 --> 00:22:12,928
When God introduces
himself to me,

486
00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:15,429
I'll give him my full attention.

487
00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:18,522
I'll give him 150%, mate.

488
00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:21,771
But until then,
I'm just a little bit busy.

489
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:24,227
Jesus, and I'm going to hell,
she reckons.

490
00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:29,269
To be quite honest,
I think I'm already in it.

491
00:22:29,358 --> 00:22:30,935
Am I going to hell!

492
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,938
You know, if my son
ended up doing this job,

493
00:22:46,027 --> 00:22:48,563
I don't think
I'd be that upset by that.

494
00:22:48,652 --> 00:22:50,110
If he was happy,

495
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:51,770
and he had good people around him

496
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:53,437
like I've got good people around me,

497
00:22:53,528 --> 00:22:54,985
and he's making OK money

498
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:57,393
and he's proud of
what he does as a trade -

499
00:22:57,486 --> 00:22:59,193
'cause, don't forget,
it is a trade...

500
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:00,226
Hello?

501
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,861
...I'd be stoked for him.

502
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:03,770
You there, Dad?
Hey, mate, how are you going?

503
00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:05,438
Oh, you made it, I see.

504
00:23:05,529 --> 00:23:07,567
I did. Good to see you again.

505
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,562
Say hello to
your grandfather, son.

506
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,562
You better... Wait on, boy.
Take your shoes off.

507
00:23:11,655 --> 00:23:13,196
You might have to
pop them off.

508
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,278
You'd better get yours off too.
- Alright. We'll pop them off.

509
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,312
Right.

510
00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:22,443
Have you been well?
Oh, yeah. Listen...

511
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,438
Eh, eh, just before...
No, wait on.

512
00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:26,190
I've just had that scotchguarded there.

513
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,735
You'd better get these off.
You'd better get these off.

514
00:23:28,823 --> 00:23:30,898
Well, they're clean.
I mean, I haven't been...

515
00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,111
I've only dropped
into the office this morning.

516
00:23:33,199 --> 00:23:34,656
There's no business on them.

517
00:23:34,741 --> 00:23:36,198
I'm actually going to
a job tonight.

518
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,155
Well, they don't look
too flash to me.

519
00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:39,817
Get them off. I'll get you...

520
00:23:39,908 --> 00:23:41,733
I've got something
you can wear. Here, I've got...

521
00:23:41,825 --> 00:23:43,318
Get them off, would you?

522
00:23:43,408 --> 00:23:45,446
Well, I can't run around
in me jocks, Dad.

523
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:46,482
No, well, I've got something.

524
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,401
I've got a gown here
you can put on.

525
00:23:48,492 --> 00:23:49,950
No-one's gonna see you.

526
00:23:50,034 --> 00:23:52,487
For Christ's sake.
Just take them off.

527
00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:54,235
Jesus Christ.

528
00:23:55,326 --> 00:23:56,867
Well, what am I gonna wear?

529
00:23:56,951 --> 00:23:59,903
I've got a gown here.
I've got a gown, I said.

530
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,447
So what else is news, Dad?
What have you been doing?

531
00:24:03,536 --> 00:24:06,653
Oh, not a lot. There's not
a lot to do down here.

532
00:24:06,744 --> 00:24:10,691
It goes past with
monotonous regularity.

533
00:24:10,786 --> 00:24:13,785
Just don't take your foot off the thing.
Just let me move that up.

534
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,818
Sure.

535
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,702
I'll get a couple of coasters there for...

536
00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:19,157
Won't be a tick.
- Alright.

537
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,743
There you go, young fella.
Don't... Try not to spill that.

538
00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:28,371
Just keep...
keep your eye on him.

539
00:24:28,455 --> 00:24:29,913
He'll be right, Dad.

540
00:24:29,997 --> 00:24:31,869
There you go, son.
There's your water for you.

541
00:24:31,955 --> 00:24:34,361
I'll give you a tea.
I'm a bit light on for coffee.

542
00:24:34,456 --> 00:24:38,236
My pension doesn't come through till
next week.

543
00:24:38,331 --> 00:24:42,788
Did you ring that bloke that
I told you to ring about the job?

544
00:24:42,873 --> 00:24:44,663
No, I didn't...
No, I haven't rung him.

545
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,241
Why not?

546
00:24:46,332 --> 00:24:48,785
He's a good mate of mine.
Why didn't you ring him?

547
00:24:48,874 --> 00:24:51,114
I'm not saying he's not
a good mate of yours, Dad.

548
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,779
It's just I don't need
to ring him. I've got a job.

549
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,865
Yeah, but I'm talking
about a real job.

550
00:24:55,958 --> 00:24:57,451
I'm talking about a real job.

551
00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,367
I've got a real job, Dad.
I'm a plumber.

552
00:24:59,459 --> 00:25:02,659
Yeah, plumber, my arse.
I know what you are.

553
00:25:04,292 --> 00:25:05,916
Here, young fella.

554
00:25:06,001 --> 00:25:07,494
You better go outside
and eat that.

555
00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:09,955
I don't want you dropping crumbs all
over the floor.

556
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,501
Sit on... outside.

557
00:25:11,585 --> 00:25:12,699
Take your hat, mate, so...

558
00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:14,831
You might get
a bit of sun out there.

559
00:25:14,919 --> 00:25:16,577
Pop your hat on too, eh?

560
00:25:17,836 --> 00:25:21,202
I'm a little... a little
disappointed in you, son.

561
00:25:21,294 --> 00:25:24,044
In me? Disappointed...
disappointed with what?

562
00:25:24,128 --> 00:25:25,870
It's a full-time job, Dad.

563
00:25:25,962 --> 00:25:28,450
I'm working
six to seven days a week

564
00:25:28,545 --> 00:25:30,417
and I'm pulling in over $1,200.

565
00:25:30,504 --> 00:25:32,376
Yeah, what, a full-time job?

566
00:25:32,462 --> 00:25:33,955
I didn't put you through school

567
00:25:34,046 --> 00:25:36,713
for you to become
a fuckin' glorified turd burglar,

568
00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,621
and that's all you
fuckin' well are!

569
00:25:38,713 --> 00:25:40,289
I'm a plumber, Dad.
I'm a plumber.

570
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:41,956
Oh, plumber, my arse!

571
00:25:42,047 --> 00:25:44,714
Don't say this stuff
in front of the boy.

572
00:25:44,797 --> 00:25:47,630
I won't say it in front of him.
That's why I sent him outside.

573
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,171
I'm not a ding-a-ling.

574
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,496
You never see a man,
you never come to see me

575
00:25:51,589 --> 00:25:53,829
and when you come here,
all you wanna do is argue.

576
00:25:53,923 --> 00:25:55,748
I don't wanna argue.
I've just got a job.

577
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,293
As soon as you can accept
that I've got a full-time job...

578
00:25:58,382 --> 00:25:59,958
I thought you'd be glad
to see me.

579
00:26:00,049 --> 00:26:01,590
I am glad to see you, Dad.

580
00:26:01,674 --> 00:26:04,376
I've just driven down here to...
Of course I'm glad to see you.

581
00:26:04,466 --> 00:26:06,042
And the lad's growing up.

582
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,373
The last time I saw him,
he was about this high,

583
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,706
and have a look at him now -
he's nearly fuckin' 6ft.

584
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,293
You don't bring him
near the place.

585
00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:14,173
What, are you ashamed of me
or something?

586
00:26:14,259 --> 00:26:15,835
Of course I'm not
ashamed of you, Dad.

587
00:26:15,926 --> 00:26:17,881
Aw, it gives me the shits,
it does, boy.

588
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,001
You've never appreciated
anything I've done for you.

589
00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:23,214
Oh, it's not about
appreciation, Dad.

590
00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:25,339
I'll just wash this cup.

591
00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:29,423
Pop your shoes on, mate.

592
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,051
Here, young fella. Here.

593
00:26:32,136 --> 00:26:35,169
Put that in your kick and
be good to your dad, alright?

594
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,718
Here, give us a cuddle.

595
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:38,593
Thank Granddad for
the 20 cents. Say thank you...

596
00:26:38,678 --> 00:26:40,136
Thank you.
- Alright.

597
00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:42,258
Off you go. I wanna have
a talk to your father.

598
00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:45,012
Keep your eye on the boy and
don't have him running round

599
00:26:45,095 --> 00:26:46,553
like a wild navvy,
for Christ's sake.

600
00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:48,877
I never let you get away
with any of those things.

601
00:26:48,971 --> 00:26:50,962
If you don't rule them
with a rod of iron,

602
00:26:51,054 --> 00:26:52,880
they'll make an arsehole of you
out in public

603
00:26:52,971 --> 00:26:54,512
when you take them out.

604
00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:56,054
He's alright.
Yeah, he's alright.

605
00:26:56,138 --> 00:26:57,631
Well, keep him that way.

606
00:26:57,722 --> 00:26:59,428
Alright, well, I'll see you again.
Alright.

607
00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:01,505
Don't make it so long next time,
for Christ's sake.

608
00:27:01,597 --> 00:27:03,884
A man never sees you.
You never come to visit me.

609
00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:05,845
I'll see you soon.
As soon as I've finished...

610
00:27:05,931 --> 00:27:08,420
And if you get a chance,
ring that bloke about that job.

611
00:27:08,515 --> 00:27:10,885
It won't happen, Dad.
Good to see you.

612
00:27:10,973 --> 00:27:12,550
Alright. See you.

613
00:27:17,016 --> 00:27:18,509
Righto.

614
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:25,889
One! Two! Three!

615
00:27:25,975 --> 00:27:27,433
Move!

616
00:27:27,517 --> 00:27:29,757
I mean, this is kind of
my outlet, you know?

617
00:27:29,851 --> 00:27:33,051
On the job sometimes, you know, you
get a few smarties -

618
00:27:33,143 --> 00:27:35,429
you know, a couple of
clever dicks on the job

619
00:27:35,518 --> 00:27:37,094
that always wanna have
a go at you.

620
00:27:37,185 --> 00:27:39,057
And, you know,
they're all full of Dutch courage

621
00:27:39,143 --> 00:27:41,597
and got themselves full
of the Batman juice.

622
00:27:41,685 --> 00:27:45,514
So I started doing this
as a little bit of insurance,

623
00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,225
a bit of self-insurance.

624
00:27:48,353 --> 00:27:50,758
Out! In! Out!

625
00:27:52,436 --> 00:27:54,013
What's that?
A little bit quicker, mate.

626
00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:56,094
A little bit quicker!

627
00:27:58,312 --> 00:28:00,931
The only hard bit sometimes
is, with the head gear on,

628
00:28:01,021 --> 00:28:05,346
plus I'm actually
slightly deaf in one ear -

629
00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:06,895
my right side...

630
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,729
Hook - right hand!
What?

631
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,888
Hook - right hand!
Right. Sorry.

632
00:28:14,647 --> 00:28:18,428
Takes it out of me, this, but I do
enjoy doing it, the old boxing.

633
00:28:18,523 --> 00:28:21,889
Beat the shit out of each other
and get back to work.

634
00:28:30,482 --> 00:28:32,722
I don't make the rules up.
I don't make the plans.

635
00:28:32,816 --> 00:28:34,357
We get all given the same map.

636
00:28:34,441 --> 00:28:35,899
You've gotta be
more conscious

637
00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,559
of what other guys
are doing, mate.

638
00:28:38,858 --> 00:28:41,525
You want three units, so we'll need to
get that truck in there.

639
00:28:41,609 --> 00:28:43,315
The toilet over there
is disgusting.

640
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,308
There's piss all over the walls.

641
00:28:45,401 --> 00:28:48,565
It's gross. You really should
try and maintain them.

642
00:28:50,985 --> 00:28:52,810
You'd think it'd be
a simple thing.

643
00:28:52,902 --> 00:28:55,188
150 bucks a head. $150.

644
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,979
I kind of think what I could do
with $150 for 200 people.

645
00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,562
Which way? Over this way?

646
00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:03,858
Hey, hang on, hang on!

647
00:29:03,944 --> 00:29:05,521
- Sorry, love!
- If you don't mind!

648
00:29:05,611 --> 00:29:07,104
Sorry. I'm actually here with...

649
00:29:07,195 --> 00:29:09,269
I'm here with
the... toilet company.

650
00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:10,310
Sorry, love.

651
00:29:10,404 --> 00:29:11,980
I didn't see anything,
if that makes any difference.

652
00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:13,647
Jesus.

653
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,520
You know, I wouldn't mind...

654
00:29:27,614 --> 00:29:30,281
They could shit on the floor,
I can cope with that.

655
00:29:30,364 --> 00:29:32,770
This is what annoys me
the most - this stuff.

656
00:29:32,864 --> 00:29:34,855
Look, 'Davo waz here'.

657
00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:37,353
Can't spell for a starter.

658
00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:39,569
'Davo waz here'.

659
00:29:39,657 --> 00:29:41,363
What a claim to fame that is.

660
00:29:41,449 --> 00:29:43,772
Imagine if he went to, er...

661
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,691
Imagine if he got
to the Eiffel Tower.

662
00:29:46,783 --> 00:29:48,406
He'd want a golden handshake,

663
00:29:48,491 --> 00:29:51,062
a fuckin' brass band
and a fireworks show.

664
00:29:51,158 --> 00:29:54,405
This is his claim to fame.
He's been to our shitter.

665
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:56,317
What a fuckin' muppet.

666
00:30:11,535 --> 00:30:13,325
<i>Kenny, are you there?</i>

667
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,034
<i>Yeah, go ahead, Pat.</i>

668
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:17,573
<i>Listen, mate.
I need you down at the block.</i>

669
00:30:17,661 --> 00:30:19,901
<i>A bit of a situation here.
We've got...</i>

670
00:30:19,995 --> 00:30:22,235
<i>I can't hear you. You're breaking up.</i>

671
00:30:22,328 --> 00:30:24,995
<i>I need you here
to have a look and...</i>

672
00:30:25,079 --> 00:30:28,196
<i>I'll be there in a minute.
Just hang on a second.</i>

673
00:30:31,454 --> 00:30:32,912
Jeez.

674
00:30:32,996 --> 00:30:34,454
Just found him here.

675
00:30:34,538 --> 00:30:36,446
See if you can...

676
00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:39,371
...undo that chain.

677
00:30:39,455 --> 00:30:41,576
What the bloody hell's...?

678
00:30:41,664 --> 00:30:43,157
You right, mate?

679
00:30:46,498 --> 00:30:49,033
Can you...? Hey, mate?
You alright?

680
00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:53,074
How are you going? Wake up, tiger.

681
00:30:53,165 --> 00:30:55,286
Hang on, hang on.

682
00:30:55,374 --> 00:30:57,827
Simon!

683
00:30:57,916 --> 00:31:00,404
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!

684
00:31:00,499 --> 00:31:03,166
Jesus. Well, he was passed out
when we got here.

685
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:06,201
He wasn't even awake so we
had to kind of wake him up.

686
00:31:06,292 --> 00:31:08,164
And as soon as
we woke him up,

687
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:09,791
and he realized
that he was chained

688
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,333
and handcuffed to the toilet,

689
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,958
he just went berserk.

690
00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:13,990
Peter!

691
00:31:14,084 --> 00:31:15,909
I don't know. Maybe he's on drugs or
something.

692
00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:17,743
He was jumping round
like a fish.

693
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:18,783
You bastards!

694
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:22,077
No, no, it's... He's on
a bucks night or something.

695
00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:23,827
He's probably got
some mates here somewhere.

696
00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:25,376
They've drawn on him
with texta.

697
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,784
- What's your name?
- I'm Kenny... Smyth.

698
00:31:27,877 --> 00:31:29,584
S-M-Y-T-H.

699
00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:35,368
Listen, I've got my own car here,
alright? I drove here.

700
00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:36,919
I drove here by myself.

701
00:31:37,003 --> 00:31:38,461
Arggh! Where the fuck...?

702
00:31:38,545 --> 00:31:40,335
Simon!

703
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:43,454
Sandra's gonna kill me.

704
00:31:43,546 --> 00:31:45,750
Sandra's gonna kill me!

705
00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:47,295
Funny, isn't it?

706
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:49,370
Of all the people
I could have had with me

707
00:31:49,463 --> 00:31:50,411
while I was witnessing

708
00:31:50,505 --> 00:31:51,666
this guy's bucks night
gone wrong...

709
00:31:51,755 --> 00:31:53,995
I own my own
fuckin' house!

710
00:31:54,089 --> 00:31:55,629
...I had to have Pat.

711
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:58,712
I wanna go home.
I wanna go home!

712
00:31:58,798 --> 00:32:01,630
I will hear about this
for the next fortnight.

713
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:08,209
Have a good night, fellas.
Thanks, fellas.

714
00:32:08,299 --> 00:32:10,373
This is just what you guys needed
tonight, wasn't it?

715
00:32:10,465 --> 00:32:11,958
Exactly!

716
00:32:12,049 --> 00:32:13,506
You didn't see anything at all?

717
00:32:13,591 --> 00:32:14,835
No, I walked in
and saw him.

718
00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:20,417
Ugh!

719
00:32:20,508 --> 00:32:22,546
Jeez. Oh!

720
00:32:22,634 --> 00:32:25,632
What's the weather like
down there, Kenny?

721
00:32:25,717 --> 00:32:27,625
Oh, yeah, it's great, Sammy.
It's great.

722
00:32:31,468 --> 00:32:33,624
What's this Pat's bloody story?
- Eh?

723
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:35,508
Oh, he's giving me
the shits lately.

724
00:32:35,593 --> 00:32:37,134
What are you...? Huh?
- Pat.

725
00:32:37,219 --> 00:32:39,293
It doesn't actually take
a genius at times

726
00:32:39,385 --> 00:32:40,962
to figure out
who are the square pegs

727
00:32:41,052 --> 00:32:42,510
in a room full of round holes.

728
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,964
We've got a new guy, Sammy,
who started with us.

729
00:32:45,053 --> 00:32:46,166
Nice bloke.

730
00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:48,252
He's a hard worker,
there's no doubt about that,

731
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:49,838
but he's hard work.

732
00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:51,504
Always going on
about this bloody marriage

733
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,053
and, "Is this gonna go right?"

734
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,630
or "Is that gonna go
bloody right?"

735
00:32:55,721 --> 00:32:57,261
Is he gonna marry her or not?

736
00:32:57,346 --> 00:32:59,253
I'd say so.
They've got a wedding.

737
00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:01,171
He's either gonna marry her
or not marry her.

738
00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:03,254
If he ain't gonna marry her,
I'll give her one.

739
00:33:03,346 --> 00:33:04,923
Look, mate.

740
00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:11,464
I understand
what you're saying, I really do,

741
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:13,097
and I am hearing you,

742
00:33:13,181 --> 00:33:15,337
but, mate, what you've
gotta understand

743
00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:17,173
is there is a smell in here

744
00:33:17,265 --> 00:33:20,180
that is gonna outlast
religion, alright?

745
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,180
So can you just give me ears
a rest for a minute?

746
00:33:23,265 --> 00:33:25,552
Just give it a break for a sec

747
00:33:25,641 --> 00:33:28,556
and we'll talk about it
later, alright?

748
00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,881
I'd appreciate it, mate.

749
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:32,515
Now you know how I feel.

750
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,057
Yeah, I do.

751
00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:35,765
Just like Pat - full of shit.

752
00:33:43,059 --> 00:33:45,429
Keep going that way,
over towards the ambulance.

753
00:33:45,518 --> 00:33:47,141
Face it, she's had
too many drinks, mate.

754
00:33:48,268 --> 00:33:50,176
It doesn't matter whether
she's drunk or on drugs,

755
00:33:50,268 --> 00:33:51,726
just get her through, will you?

756
00:33:51,810 --> 00:33:54,762
Just push the crowd, will you?
Just push, will you?

757
00:33:54,852 --> 00:33:57,092
Get in front and push
the crowd out of the way.

758
00:33:57,186 --> 00:33:58,892
I'm trying to get through
but I can't.

759
00:33:58,978 --> 00:34:01,052
I often get nervous
on days like these

760
00:34:01,145 --> 00:34:02,970
at these big beach festivals, you know.

761
00:34:03,062 --> 00:34:04,685
They draw a very big crowd

762
00:34:04,770 --> 00:34:06,761
and we quite often
have to bring in extra crew.

763
00:34:06,854 --> 00:34:09,887
You know, with half the kids
on the wacky tobaccy

764
00:34:09,979 --> 00:34:11,685
and the fruity disco biscuits,

765
00:34:11,771 --> 00:34:13,678
you know, they're as mad
as a clown's cock.

766
00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:24,806
Yeah, I am, actually.

767
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,972
I've got a little girl.
She's been into two toilets.

768
00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:29,979
There's no toilet paper at all.
Are you doing your job here?

769
00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:32,470
If you have a toilet, you have
to have paper, understand?

770
00:34:32,565 --> 00:34:34,437
We do, mate. I'm sorry.
I mean, we're filming...

771
00:34:34,523 --> 00:34:36,893
Don't be sorry. Don't do it again. Make
sure there's paper.

772
00:34:36,982 --> 00:34:39,435
We'll get it fixed up for you.
I've gotta go now.

773
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:48,140
OK, what I'll do... Sam, I want you to
stay with Pat, OK?

774
00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:50,189
You stay with him
for another couple of hours.

775
00:34:50,275 --> 00:34:52,147
Have a look at this here.

776
00:34:52,234 --> 00:34:53,976
This is half my trouble here.

777
00:34:54,067 --> 00:34:56,141
See, he's supposed to be looking after

778
00:34:56,234 --> 00:34:58,439
that toilet I've been getting
all the complaints about.

779
00:34:58,526 --> 00:35:00,149
He's from university
or something.

780
00:35:00,235 --> 00:35:01,692
He's the one that rang us

781
00:35:01,776 --> 00:35:03,814
and said he wanted to make
a few extra bucks,

782
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:05,359
and look at him.

783
00:35:05,444 --> 00:35:07,067
I've gotta tell you
something, mate.

784
00:35:07,152 --> 00:35:08,775
I appreciate
you want some food,

785
00:35:08,861 --> 00:35:10,318
but we've had nothing
but complaints

786
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,860
from your toilet block

787
00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,018
and you're over here eating
and watching the festival.

788
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,687
I just left Dave
over there with it.

789
00:35:15,778 --> 00:35:17,733
I just nipped over here...

790
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:20,356
...literally just nipped
over here for this.

791
00:35:20,445 --> 00:35:22,317
It's been a big day for all of us.

792
00:35:22,404 --> 00:35:24,276
I've been here since
six o'clock this morning.

793
00:35:24,362 --> 00:35:26,234
I know you guys
come on at midday.

794
00:35:26,321 --> 00:35:27,778
There'll be food available
later on.

795
00:35:27,863 --> 00:35:29,439
Oh, right. No, I didn't know.

796
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,402
If you can just head
back to the toilets,

797
00:35:31,488 --> 00:35:33,195
you're gonna need
to give them a clean.

798
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,524
You'll figure it out.

799
00:35:34,614 --> 00:35:36,818
All you do is keep toilet paper and keep
it clean.

800
00:35:36,905 --> 00:35:38,185
It's unbelievable, isn't it?

801
00:35:38,281 --> 00:35:40,070
Like I said, he's probably studying to be

802
00:35:40,156 --> 00:35:41,269
an accountant or something.

803
00:35:41,364 --> 00:35:43,023
He can't even clean a shitter.

804
00:35:43,114 --> 00:35:44,063
- No.
- How much longer?

805
00:35:44,156 --> 00:35:45,981
Look, it looks clean to me.
It looks fine.

806
00:35:46,073 --> 00:35:47,898
If you'd have seen it
five minutes ago, love,

807
00:35:47,990 --> 00:35:49,447
you wouldn't have thought so.

808
00:35:49,532 --> 00:35:52,613
But there you go.
Sorry about that. In you go.

809
00:35:56,491 --> 00:35:57,984
Have a look at this.

810
00:36:01,658 --> 00:36:05,699
Mate, I've had three complaints
about the girls toilets already.

811
00:36:05,784 --> 00:36:08,024
There's just, like, so many people in
there at the moment,

812
00:36:08,117 --> 00:36:10,191
I don't want to, er...
I can't really go in.

813
00:36:10,284 --> 00:36:12,322
There's gonna be a lot of people in
there all night.

814
00:36:12,409 --> 00:36:13,357
It's a festival.

815
00:36:13,451 --> 00:36:14,909
Even with the girls in there?

816
00:36:14,993 --> 00:36:17,660
That's your job. You can throw it over
the top of the door.

817
00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,402
They need paper more than
they do conversation.

818
00:36:19,494 --> 00:36:20,951
Rightio.
Alright.

819
00:36:21,035 --> 00:36:23,073
Jeez.

820
00:36:23,161 --> 00:36:25,152
I've just gotta talk to you
about something.

821
00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:27,567
Yeah, what's wrong?
I've been here for 12 months.

822
00:36:27,661 --> 00:36:29,818
He's been here for two weeks!
- Yeah.

823
00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:30,859
And he's honestly,

824
00:36:30,953 --> 00:36:32,411
he's constantly telling me
what to do.

825
00:36:32,495 --> 00:36:34,036
He's really starting
to piss me off.

826
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,945
I mean, is there a hierarchy here or
something?

827
00:36:36,037 --> 00:36:39,485
No, no, there's no hierarchy, Pat. We're
all shitkickers, mate.

828
00:36:39,579 --> 00:36:41,369
There's no pecking order
in poo, mate.

829
00:36:41,454 --> 00:36:43,280
Well, no, but at the same time,
you know,

830
00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:44,568
there's a loyalty there

831
00:36:44,663 --> 00:36:46,121
if you've been here
for two weeks,

832
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,662
or if you've been here
for 12 months.

833
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,240
I mean, he thinks
he's in charge.

834
00:36:58,248 --> 00:36:59,824
- Hey, Kenny?
- Yes, mate?

835
00:36:59,915 --> 00:37:01,906
This woman, she's lost
her ring down the toilet.

836
00:37:01,998 --> 00:37:03,575
Which woman? Which one?

837
00:37:03,665 --> 00:37:05,324
She's just that one over there.

838
00:37:05,415 --> 00:37:06,873
What's she done?

839
00:37:06,957 --> 00:37:08,699
She's lost her wedding ring
down the toilet

840
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,367
and she wants us to get it out.

841
00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,915
So what do you do?

842
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,492
You'll need to deal with that.

843
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,823
Look, you head over there
and get a start on it

844
00:37:15,917 --> 00:37:17,493
and I'll come over
and help you out.

845
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,531
But how do you...

846
00:37:18,625 --> 00:37:20,201
Well, you've just gotta
fish it out.

847
00:37:20,292 --> 00:37:21,868
I'll be over there
in five minutes.

848
00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:24,199
You've gotta get in real quick, mate,
because it'll settle.

849
00:37:24,293 --> 00:37:26,118
You've gotta get into it
pretty straightaway, mate.

850
00:37:26,209 --> 00:37:27,702
You've had a pretty easy day.

851
00:37:27,793 --> 00:37:29,250
You've had a good day so far

852
00:37:29,335 --> 00:37:30,911
and this is something
you have to do.

853
00:37:31,002 --> 00:37:32,459
We do it all the time.

854
00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:34,120
We've promised
we're gonna get her ring

855
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,751
and that's what we have to do.

856
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:38,502
I reckon I could feel it with gloves if I
had some gloves.

857
00:37:38,586 --> 00:37:40,624
Mate, you're gonna have
to take my word for it.

858
00:37:40,711 --> 00:37:43,496
If you put the gloves on,
you're not gonna feel the ring.

859
00:37:43,586 --> 00:37:46,289
There's nothing... Mate,
it only happened a minute ago.

860
00:37:46,378 --> 00:37:48,784
It's gonna be sitting pretty much on the
top of the pile.

861
00:37:48,879 --> 00:37:50,336
That's why you can't
have gloves

862
00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:51,913
or you'll push it straight into it.

863
00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,876
Just bung your hand
down there and grab it,

864
00:37:53,963 --> 00:37:55,503
and as soon as you're done,

865
00:37:55,588 --> 00:37:57,246
we'll wash her ring, obviously,
and your hand

866
00:37:57,338 --> 00:37:58,582
and it'll all be over.

867
00:37:58,671 --> 00:38:01,125
It's 85% water, mate.
There's nothing to worry about.

868
00:38:01,213 --> 00:38:03,619
I thought this would be corporate
bathrooms,

869
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:04,662
you know.

870
00:38:04,755 --> 00:38:06,379
It says 'corporate bathrooms'.

871
00:38:06,464 --> 00:38:08,005
It's only a logo.

872
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:09,547
I thought it'd be businessmen and stuff.

873
00:38:09,631 --> 00:38:11,669
You reckon all the girls
on Virgin Airlines are virgins?

874
00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:13,249
Sorry.

875
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,833
But...

876
00:38:17,465 --> 00:38:19,919
I'll do it myself.

877
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,540
Good luck with his
bloody degree. Jesus.

878
00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,800
How are you going, love? Well,
there you go. We got it back.

879
00:38:27,883 --> 00:38:29,708
That's her there.
That's your ring, isn't it?

880
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,458
That's the one. Thanks.
Fantastic.

881
00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,008
Well, there you go.
OK.

882
00:38:33,092 --> 00:38:34,549
Hang on.
You right?

883
00:38:34,634 --> 00:38:36,091
It's a bit embarrassing.

884
00:38:36,176 --> 00:38:38,416
No, it happens all the time.
It's not the first time.

885
00:38:38,509 --> 00:38:40,085
I'll pop it in there for you.

886
00:38:40,176 --> 00:38:41,634
Thanks for that.
- No worries.

887
00:38:41,718 --> 00:38:43,294
I'll see you later, then.

888
00:38:48,094 --> 00:38:49,966
Great, this is.

889
00:38:50,052 --> 00:38:52,008
I've bloody... I've been
held up here

890
00:38:52,094 --> 00:38:53,552
and now I've just found out

891
00:38:53,636 --> 00:38:56,172
I've gotta drive the truck
back to the depot,

892
00:38:56,261 --> 00:38:59,627
and I'm supposed to be at
my brother's birthday tonight.

893
00:39:02,304 --> 00:39:04,378
I will say one thing,

894
00:39:04,471 --> 00:39:07,552
and that is today's
just about got me beat.

895
00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:11,502
I'm not exactly gonna be
the life of the party tonight.

896
00:39:11,596 --> 00:39:13,255
Today was...

897
00:39:13,347 --> 00:39:15,670
Today was a pretty long day.

898
00:39:15,763 --> 00:39:18,252
Like I said, I can't let you in.

899
00:39:18,347 --> 00:39:19,295
With what you're wearing,

900
00:39:19,389 --> 00:39:20,965
I can't let you in there
tonight, alright?

901
00:39:21,056 --> 00:39:23,177
I understand.
Well, can you go in?

902
00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:27,128
No, I can't. I need to stay here
and look after this door.

903
00:39:27,223 --> 00:39:28,716
I can't let you in.

904
00:39:28,807 --> 00:39:31,011
He's just in here.

905
00:39:32,099 --> 00:39:33,805
Sorry, can you get David?

906
00:39:33,891 --> 00:39:36,130
Yeah, can you grab him for us?

907
00:39:36,224 --> 00:39:37,966
One minute, mate, alright?
Just one minute.

908
00:39:38,058 --> 00:39:40,546
I'll come back out once
I've found him. Thanks, mate.

909
00:39:42,433 --> 00:39:44,009
Go home, get changed
and come back.

910
00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:46,221
I'm not introducing you
to people in fuckin' overalls.

911
00:39:46,309 --> 00:39:48,181
Jesus Christ.
I wouldn't do that to you.

912
00:39:48,267 --> 00:39:51,100
Did I fuckin' turn up to your 21stin a
fuckin' pair of shorts?

913
00:39:51,184 --> 00:39:53,341
Well, look, it wouldn't
worry me, would it?

914
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,639
Look, I'd go home
and get changed,

915
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,552
but it's gonna take me
2 to 2.5 hours.

916
00:39:57,643 --> 00:40:01,258
I've gotta go to Werribee and
dump a load in the truck, so...

917
00:40:01,352 --> 00:40:02,845
Alright, then.

918
00:40:02,935 --> 00:40:05,057
How about I give you a ring
during the week?

919
00:40:05,144 --> 00:40:08,226
I'd prefer if you came back, but
if you've gotta do that, do that.

920
00:40:08,311 --> 00:40:10,551
Well, I won't have time.
I'll ring you during the week.

921
00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:12,221
Happy birthday anyway.
Thank you.

922
00:40:12,312 --> 00:40:13,852
Alright. Have a good one.

923
00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:20,010
Thanks, mate. Thank you.

924
00:40:37,981 --> 00:40:40,849
I have very fond memories
of my childhood.

925
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:44,140
You know, David and I
were brought up on a farm

926
00:40:44,232 --> 00:40:45,974
in sort of northern Victoria.

927
00:40:46,065 --> 00:40:50,640
Mum and Dad were... they were
farmers. They had an orchard.

928
00:40:50,733 --> 00:40:53,138
And that's where I spent
my entire youth, you know.

929
00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,224
I'd only ever been to the city...

930
00:40:55,316 --> 00:40:58,682
We used to come down
to the city on the fruit runs

931
00:40:58,775 --> 00:41:01,857
when it was time to deliver
all the fruit to the market.

932
00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:04,727
I try and get down here
pretty much every year

933
00:41:04,817 --> 00:41:06,524
for Mum's birthday.

934
00:41:07,776 --> 00:41:11,687
Mum brought me these gloves.
They're beauties.

935
00:41:11,777 --> 00:41:15,189
Little sleeve there with a button
as if they're off a suit.

936
00:41:15,277 --> 00:41:17,481
Good sense of humor,
my mother.

937
00:41:19,652 --> 00:41:21,857
I don't know if David
comes down here much

938
00:41:21,944 --> 00:41:24,231
and I know Dad still finds it
pretty hard,

939
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,476
but I actually like coming up

940
00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,810
and, you know,
I don the gloves

941
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,361
and I give
her marble cubbyhouse

942
00:41:30,445 --> 00:41:32,022
a bit of a once over, you know.

943
00:41:32,112 --> 00:41:34,103
Give it a bit of a spruce up.

944
00:41:34,196 --> 00:41:36,270
Good... good fun lady,
my mum,

945
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,437
and well-liked in the town,
you know.

946
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,070
'Big cake lady', they'd call her.

947
00:41:40,155 --> 00:41:42,146
She wasn't a good cook,
but she made big cakes,

948
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,443
and that was pretty popular
with all me mates.

949
00:41:45,655 --> 00:41:47,445
Very affectionate woman,
my mum.

950
00:41:47,531 --> 00:41:48,988
When you were being
hugged by her,

951
00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:50,530
you knew you were being held

952
00:41:50,614 --> 00:41:52,072
because Mum's shape...
from behind,

953
00:41:52,156 --> 00:41:54,396
she looked like a fridge
with a head, but, you know,

954
00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:56,564
you knew you were being cared for,
you know,

955
00:41:56,657 --> 00:42:00,485
'cause Dad's emotional bank
account had two cents in it.

956
00:42:00,574 --> 00:42:02,150
So Mum let you know
you were loved

957
00:42:02,241 --> 00:42:05,073
and Dad kept the work going
to keep the money coming in.

958
00:42:05,158 --> 00:42:08,191
And that's the way it was
in those days, you know.

959
00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:17,861
<i>Drivers
in the drag-racing category,</i>

960
00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:19,823
<i>could you move to lane six?</i>

961
00:42:24,076 --> 00:42:27,442
It's a pretty strange place,
I suppose,

962
00:42:27,535 --> 00:42:30,450
to have a church at a racetrack.

963
00:42:30,535 --> 00:42:32,989
They've actually got it here
for the drivers,

964
00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:34,736
somewhere that they can
say a prayer

965
00:42:34,828 --> 00:42:36,902
before they go out
to a dangerous race,

966
00:42:36,994 --> 00:42:38,820
which I think is good.

967
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,945
I hope no-one ever gets offended by the
fact

968
00:42:44,037 --> 00:42:45,862
that I come here
and have something to eat,

969
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,612
but I don't think anyone does.

970
00:42:47,704 --> 00:42:49,529
I mean, I'm just having
a sandwich, you know.

971
00:42:49,621 --> 00:42:51,197
I mean, after all, it is bread -

972
00:42:51,288 --> 00:42:53,528
I'm having my daily bread,
you know.

973
00:42:53,621 --> 00:42:56,324
And I don't think
you need to be religious

974
00:42:56,413 --> 00:42:58,120
to feel the effects of a church,

975
00:42:58,205 --> 00:43:00,776
and that's why I choose
to come and sit here.

976
00:43:00,872 --> 00:43:03,705
You know,
it's a very calming place.

977
00:43:22,875 --> 00:43:26,454
You know, I think the racing event they
put on here

978
00:43:26,542 --> 00:43:27,490
is sensational.

979
00:43:27,584 --> 00:43:29,290
I mean, there is something here
for everybody.

980
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:31,034
But wouldn't you know it,

981
00:43:31,126 --> 00:43:34,207
you still get the same old pack of
pinheads

982
00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:36,165
that wanna ruin it
for everyone else.

983
00:43:39,502 --> 00:43:42,453
They camp at the southern end
of the racetrack

984
00:43:42,544 --> 00:43:46,538
and they get up to
all sorts of mischief.

985
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:49,163
The thing that really gets
my goat about these monkeys

986
00:43:49,253 --> 00:43:52,037
is that we have to, by law,

987
00:43:52,128 --> 00:43:53,870
supply them
with these toilets, right?

988
00:43:53,962 --> 00:43:57,956
And every year, without fail,
after the end of the last race,

989
00:43:58,045 --> 00:43:59,835
they set fire to the bastards.

990
00:43:59,921 --> 00:44:02,326
What we'll do is
if we can get up there

991
00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:04,874
15 minutes before
the last race starts, right,

992
00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:06,420
before the Pitman Challenge,

993
00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:09,456
and the only way we can get
there, right, is via the racetrack.

994
00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,621
If we drive around
the other side of the track,

995
00:44:11,714 --> 00:44:14,285
jump over the barrier
and we stand with them,

996
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:16,667
that'll be enough to deter them
from setting fire to them.

997
00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:18,213
Can't the cops do that?

998
00:44:18,298 --> 00:44:20,537
Well, no, they can't. Our job's
to save the toilets, alright?

999
00:44:20,631 --> 00:44:22,421
Shut up, Pat, they're not worried about
fuckin' toilets.

1000
00:44:22,506 --> 00:44:23,964
What's wrong with you,
you plonker?

1001
00:44:24,048 --> 00:44:26,288
We haven't... Guys,
just focus for a minute, alright?

1002
00:44:26,382 --> 00:44:28,503
There's only
a few more cars to drag,

1003
00:44:28,590 --> 00:44:30,083
so we should
get going now, right?

1004
00:44:55,093 --> 00:44:58,708
You know, if I can just save one
toilet, I'll be happy, I reckon.

1005
00:44:58,802 --> 00:45:00,343
You have got to be joking!

1006
00:45:00,427 --> 00:45:01,885
It's the equalizer, isn't it?

1007
00:45:01,969 --> 00:45:04,636
Oh, Jesus Christ, fellas,
can we just work together?

1008
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,296
Can we just work together
on this one?

1009
00:45:06,386 --> 00:45:08,756
Put the bloody
thumper bar away, mate!

1010
00:45:11,095 --> 00:45:13,335
Shit!
Jesus Christ.

1011
00:45:13,429 --> 00:45:15,005
The fuckin' race has started.

1012
00:45:15,096 --> 00:45:16,553
Look, just pull over.
Hey, shut up.

1013
00:45:16,638 --> 00:45:19,043
Hang on, boys!

1014
00:45:20,263 --> 00:45:22,752
Just hang on!
Shut it!

1015
00:45:22,847 --> 00:45:24,304
For fuck's sake!

1016
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,467
Just keep...

1017
00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:30,046
We're here driving
in the middle of a truck race...

1018
00:45:30,139 --> 00:45:32,177
Don't worry about anything!

1019
00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:34,006
Just hang on!
Let me concentrate!

1020
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,804
Now, shut up, for Christ's sake.

1021
00:45:35,890 --> 00:45:37,513
Are the boys
on the back alright?

1022
00:45:37,598 --> 00:45:40,004
Pat, just look at the boys
in the back. Are they alright?

1023
00:45:40,098 --> 00:45:41,556
I don't believe it, Pat.

1024
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,098
You're fuckin' like
a nancy fuckin' ninny!

1025
00:45:43,182 --> 00:45:45,220
Guys, can we just calm down?!
- He is out of control.

1026
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,884
What do you mean
'out of control'?!

1027
00:45:46,974 --> 00:45:49,179
You are fuckin' out of control.
- I'm not out of fuckin' control!

1028
00:45:49,266 --> 00:45:51,091
Please, do me a favor...

1029
00:45:51,183 --> 00:45:52,806
Oh, Jesus Christ,

1030
00:45:52,892 --> 00:45:55,131
they've already lit
one of the toilets, the bastards!

1031
00:45:58,267 --> 00:46:00,223
Alright, guys,
there's a break, come on!

1032
00:46:00,309 --> 00:46:02,383
Come on. Go, go, go!

1033
00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:04,680
Go to the wall!

1034
00:46:04,768 --> 00:46:06,344
Oh, look at these mongrels.

1035
00:46:07,518 --> 00:46:10,007
What are you doing, Pat?
What are you doing?!

1036
00:46:10,102 --> 00:46:12,769
Sammy, wait for...
Sammy?! Sammy?!

1037
00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:36,309
Get it up.

1038
00:46:40,022 --> 00:46:43,139
Oi! You spilled my beer,
you bastards!

1039
00:46:46,731 --> 00:46:48,971
Let go of him.

1040
00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:59,061
Oh, Jesus!

1041
00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,851
Put it out, Thommo. Put it out.
No, mate, me!

1042
00:47:01,941 --> 00:47:04,311
Leg, leg, leg! Oh, jeez.

1043
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,019
Get it, Thommo.
Put it out. Get it!

1044
00:47:07,108 --> 00:47:08,566
Right, that's enough!

1045
00:47:08,650 --> 00:47:10,558
You've all had
enough fun now, alright?

1046
00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:12,392
Come on, you've had your fun!

1047
00:47:12,484 --> 00:47:14,973
Get going, you hoons!

1048
00:47:18,985 --> 00:47:21,520
Let's lock 'em all up, boys.
They're unlocked.

1049
00:47:21,610 --> 00:47:23,316
Let's lock 'em up. Alright.

1050
00:47:23,402 --> 00:47:25,855
You right?
Yeah, I'm alright.

1051
00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:27,437
Everyone alright?

1052
00:47:41,821 --> 00:47:44,060
Pretty crazy old night
that one, wasn't it?

1053
00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:45,612
I mean, that's really put me

1054
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,315
to the end of my test tonight,
I tell you what.

1055
00:47:48,405 --> 00:47:50,858
That's... that's almost
my limit, I reckon.

1056
00:47:50,947 --> 00:47:53,186
I mean, no man
should be set on fire

1057
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,065
trying to save one of
his shitters, you know.

1058
00:47:57,697 --> 00:48:00,530
It's... ridiculous.

1059
00:48:09,532 --> 00:48:12,068
The problem is
it's Glenn's decision,

1060
00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:13,734
I won't be able to
have you here

1061
00:48:13,824 --> 00:48:15,400
and I'm sorry
it's worked out that way.

1062
00:48:15,491 --> 00:48:18,324
All I did was trot up there to try
and save the fuckin' toilets.

1063
00:48:18,408 --> 00:48:20,944
But you punched the guy out.
He got in the way.

1064
00:48:21,033 --> 00:48:22,491
Sammy, every event we do,

1065
00:48:22,575 --> 00:48:24,483
there's people in between us and the
toilets.

1066
00:48:24,575 --> 00:48:26,033
If you run around
punching people out

1067
00:48:26,117 --> 00:48:27,693
every time you've gotta
get to a toilet,

1068
00:48:27,784 --> 00:48:29,609
we'll have to be sponsored
by Don King, mate.

1069
00:48:29,701 --> 00:48:31,573
We're plumbers,
you know what I'm saying?

1070
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:32,690
Well, where was Pat?

1071
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:34,526
Pat was doing
a backward flip, wasn't he?

1072
00:48:34,618 --> 00:48:36,408
Mate, I know he was
going backwards.

1073
00:48:36,493 --> 00:48:39,361
He's not cut of the same mustard of
you and me, mate.

1074
00:48:39,452 --> 00:48:43,695
And the point is, he's paid
as a plumber, not a title fighter.

1075
00:48:43,786 --> 00:48:45,409
He's a toilet cleaner, mate.

1076
00:48:45,494 --> 00:48:47,532
Mate, the decision's
been made.

1077
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:51,566
And the reality is that
I've just gotta let you go.

1078
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:55,442
I need this job big-time,
I'm telling you. I need it.

1079
00:48:55,537 --> 00:48:57,528
I'm gonna be evicted
from me house.

1080
00:48:57,621 --> 00:48:59,446
If I lose this job,
I'm gonna have nowhere.

1081
00:48:59,538 --> 00:49:01,777
No, you can't sack me.

1082
00:49:01,871 --> 00:49:04,739
You tell him I'll be here seven
o'clock Monday morning.

1083
00:49:04,830 --> 00:49:07,579
Sammy, I can't do that, mate.
You know that.

1084
00:49:07,664 --> 00:49:09,619
The only thing I can do for you

1085
00:49:09,705 --> 00:49:11,531
just to get you
out of a tight spot

1086
00:49:11,622 --> 00:49:13,245
is I can lend you
some money here.

1087
00:49:13,331 --> 00:49:15,322
Throw that
in your skyrocket there.

1088
00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:17,489
Thanks, Kenny. I appreciate it.
That's alright, mate.

1089
00:49:17,581 --> 00:49:19,619
Just sit there and
have a rest for a minute.

1090
00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:21,365
And just let me
grab you a coffee

1091
00:49:21,457 --> 00:49:24,538
and just sit there for a minute
and have a rest, eh?

1092
00:49:38,834 --> 00:49:40,410
Go, Kenny, go!

1093
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,455
Dig deep! Go on! Dig deep!

1094
00:49:45,751 --> 00:49:47,707
Kenny, what are you doing?!

1095
00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:50,626
Come on, Ken, work! Work it!

1096
00:49:50,710 --> 00:49:52,831
Work! Hold it up!

1097
00:49:52,919 --> 00:49:55,538
What are you doing, Kenny?!
Come here!

1098
00:49:55,627 --> 00:49:57,085
You can't train like this, mate.

1099
00:49:57,169 --> 00:50:00,121
You either gotta give it
a fair go or get out.

1100
00:50:00,211 --> 00:50:03,494
Now get in there and have a go.
I might call it a night, eh?

1101
00:50:03,587 --> 00:50:05,328
I'm not feeling up to it.

1102
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,454
You've gotta have
someone else to do this.

1103
00:50:18,547 --> 00:50:21,000
I can't do all this
with all the work we've got on.

1104
00:50:21,089 --> 00:50:24,786
With Sammy gone and bloody Pat off
getting married, Glenn,

1105
00:50:24,881 --> 00:50:26,338
I can't do this.

1106
00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:28,248
Look, you're going.
I've already booked the tickets.

1107
00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:29,370
What do you mean...

1108
00:50:29,464 --> 00:50:30,922
And you're flying
business class too.

1109
00:50:31,006 --> 00:50:32,713
But you told me
about this show.

1110
00:50:32,798 --> 00:50:34,872
This show's enormous.
Can't you go?

1111
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:37,288
Listen, relax, you're getting
too wound up about it.

1112
00:50:37,382 --> 00:50:38,875
We'll cope down here, alright?

1113
00:50:40,924 --> 00:50:42,465
What's this?

1114
00:50:43,591 --> 00:50:45,049
Believe me, mate,
you'll have a ball.

1115
00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,081
It's Nashville, Tennessee.

1116
00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:48,082
You'll get over there,
you work a couple of days,

1117
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:49,632
the rest you'll just
enjoy yourself.

1118
00:50:49,717 --> 00:50:52,419
Did you know about this?

1119
00:50:55,676 --> 00:50:57,501
I'll be buggered.

1120
00:50:58,593 --> 00:51:00,714
Me own business cards.

1121
00:51:04,927 --> 00:51:07,167
Hello, Mr. Sacks,
how are you?

1122
00:51:07,260 --> 00:51:08,718
- Fine, thank you.
- Very good.

1123
00:51:08,802 --> 00:51:10,627
It's on the far side,
thank you very much.

1124
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,177
How are you going?
Hello.

1125
00:51:12,261 --> 00:51:14,880
Mr. Smyth, that's
the far aisle, thank you.

1126
00:51:14,970 --> 00:51:16,960
No worries, alright.
There's a card there.

1127
00:51:17,053 --> 00:51:19,091
That's... I'm Kenny, obviously.
Alright.

1128
00:51:19,178 --> 00:51:20,636
Just if you need me
or anything.

1129
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,545
So, down this way here?
No, the far aisle.

1130
00:51:22,637 --> 00:51:24,628
Alright, no worries,
thanks for that.

1131
00:51:24,721 --> 00:51:26,712
Gee, look at the size of this.

1132
00:51:38,097 --> 00:51:40,846
There's a lot of people here,
isn't there?

1133
00:51:44,973 --> 00:51:47,924
You pop your bags
up the top, do you?

1134
00:51:48,015 --> 00:51:50,136
Your bags go up the top,
is that right?

1135
00:51:50,224 --> 00:51:52,510
This is, uh...
little boy gave me this

1136
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:54,803
just to bring this along
to remember him.

1137
00:51:54,891 --> 00:51:56,348
'Best Dad', it says.

1138
00:51:56,433 --> 00:51:58,803
It's not a bad award
that one, is it?

1139
00:52:04,267 --> 00:52:07,597
I'm, uh... I'm Kenny,
anyway, mate.

1140
00:52:07,684 --> 00:52:10,386
How are you going?
There's my card there, actually.

1141
00:52:10,476 --> 00:52:12,052
That's my name there.

1142
00:52:12,143 --> 00:52:14,845
This your first time on a plane?

1143
00:52:14,935 --> 00:52:17,305
No, you fly quite a bit.

1144
00:52:19,269 --> 00:52:20,975
Better whack
the old seatbelt on.

1145
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:22,139
I wonder what the fine

1146
00:52:22,227 --> 00:52:24,052
for not wearing a seatbelt
on a plane is.

1147
00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:27,012
It's 150 bucks in a car,
it'd cost a fortune on a plane.

1148
00:52:27,103 --> 00:52:28,560
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1149
00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:30,221
<i>from the flight deck,
a very good morning.</i>

1150
00:52:30,311 --> 00:52:32,302
<i>The captain speaking...</i>

1151
00:52:32,395 --> 00:52:35,429
This is fun. This is fun.

1152
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:41,386
I wish me boy could be here with me.
He'd love this.

1153
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,935
Here we go.

1154
00:53:04,024 --> 00:53:05,647
Where does the... the...?

1155
00:53:06,941 --> 00:53:08,564
I'm not sure how that plugs in.

1156
00:53:08,649 --> 00:53:13,437
It must be... screwed into
the backing plate or something.

1157
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:17,308
Holy shit!

1158
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,059
Hell's bells!

1159
00:53:19,150 --> 00:53:20,726
That is just off its tree.

1160
00:53:20,817 --> 00:53:23,306
They've won me over with that.

1161
00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:24,775
There you go, mate.

1162
00:53:24,859 --> 00:53:26,233
Sorry about that.
No worries.

1163
00:53:26,318 --> 00:53:27,775
Just watch it in there, mate.

1164
00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:29,732
That machine,
once you press that flusher,

1165
00:53:29,818 --> 00:53:33,350
that thing'll probably suck your
guts out through your bum.

1166
00:53:38,777 --> 00:53:40,768
I don't know, I guess
this'd make sense

1167
00:53:40,861 --> 00:53:42,816
if we were going to Hawaii
or something,

1168
00:53:42,903 --> 00:53:45,688
but it's supposed to help
with the circulation.

1169
00:53:45,778 --> 00:53:48,018
But I don't know how long you're
supposed to do it for,

1170
00:53:48,112 --> 00:53:49,060
you know.

1171
00:53:49,154 --> 00:53:51,559
If I do it for five minutes,
is that the world record?

1172
00:53:51,654 --> 00:53:54,487
Or if I do it for two hours,
is that not enough?

1173
00:54:11,198 --> 00:54:15,239
Seems to be a problem
up there with the toilets.

1174
00:54:15,323 --> 00:54:19,981
Well, they certainly seem to be
fussing around with it.

1175
00:54:23,616 --> 00:54:25,571
I think I've broken the toilet

1176
00:54:25,658 --> 00:54:28,656
when I've undone the clips
on the back of it.

1177
00:54:28,741 --> 00:54:30,981
I'm gonna have to sort this out.

1178
00:54:31,075 --> 00:54:32,272
You right here?

1179
00:54:32,367 --> 00:54:34,358
Having trouble here?
Oh, yeah, look, it's fine.

1180
00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:37,651
The ground staff in L.A. will
deal with it when we get there.

1181
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,117
Oh, that's fine. I've, um...

1182
00:54:39,201 --> 00:54:40,658
I actually work
with Splashdown.

1183
00:54:40,743 --> 00:54:43,148
We fix toilets. I can have
a look at it for you.

1184
00:54:43,243 --> 00:54:45,234
Oh, it's fine. Actually,
we can't let you in there.

1185
00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:48,278
Oh, no, no, this is actually what
I do. It's alright, I'll show you.

1186
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,573
Yeah, I work with toilets
all the time.

1187
00:54:50,661 --> 00:54:52,568
This... There's a clip there

1188
00:54:52,661 --> 00:54:54,901
and there's another clip
just in there.

1189
00:54:54,994 --> 00:54:57,032
And once you...

1190
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,909
Cheers.

1191
00:54:58,995 --> 00:55:00,820
Well, thanks for doing that.
- Oh, that's alright.

1192
00:55:00,912 --> 00:55:02,369
'Cause we're not
usually allowed to...

1193
00:55:02,454 --> 00:55:04,444
I mean, that would be...
- Oh, it's what I do.

1194
00:55:04,537 --> 00:55:05,781
Kind of what
the business does.

1195
00:55:05,871 --> 00:55:06,819
Splashdown.
- Yeah.

1196
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:09,864
Corporate bathroom rentals.
It's alright.

1197
00:55:09,954 --> 00:55:11,992
It's nothing too flash
but, you know,

1198
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,236
here it is, got me,
it's got me traveling overseas.

1199
00:55:14,330 --> 00:55:16,997
In fact, this is my first time
I've ever been on an aeroplane.

1200
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,538
No.
Ever.

1201
00:55:18,622 --> 00:55:22,118
I'm the first person
out of our whole family

1202
00:55:22,206 --> 00:55:25,572
to ever have flown
out of Australia.

1203
00:55:25,665 --> 00:55:27,620
And I got a nice little wine here.

1204
00:55:27,706 --> 00:55:29,946
Mind you, like I said, I don't
normally drink white wine.

1205
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,497
That's actually not too...
- Chardonnay.

1206
00:55:31,582 --> 00:55:33,407
What do you usually drink?
- Oh, beer.

1207
00:55:33,499 --> 00:55:34,956
Oh, well, yeah, yeah.

1208
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,529
I drink beer like it's about to
go out of fashion

1209
00:55:37,624 --> 00:55:39,082
and I'm the new trendsetter.

1210
00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:40,825
So I love it.

1211
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,907
I'd bath in it,
if I had my own way.

1212
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,782
Is it alright if I have
a bit more of that?

1213
00:55:46,875 --> 00:55:48,534
Yeah, absolutely.
- I know it's not beer.

1214
00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:50,118
But I'm getting used to it.

1215
00:55:51,459 --> 00:55:54,162
Now, if I start to wobble
when the plane's actually still...

1216
00:55:55,751 --> 00:55:56,995
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1217
00:55:57,085 --> 00:55:58,542
<i>as we're about to begin
our descent</i>

1218
00:55:58,627 --> 00:55:59,575
<i>into Los Angeles Airport,</i>

1219
00:55:59,668 --> 00:56:01,706
<i>would you please make sure
your tray tables are stowed</i>

1220
00:56:01,794 --> 00:56:04,461
<i>and that your safety belts
are fastened.</i>

1221
00:56:14,503 --> 00:56:16,660
I didn't know
it was gonna be this cold.

1222
00:56:16,754 --> 00:56:20,664
This is freezing. Must be about
five degrees or something.

1223
00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:22,994
Oh, thanks. You right?
I can grab that if you want.

1224
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:25,493
Oh, I'll take it.
- It's got a bit of weight in that.

1225
00:56:25,588 --> 00:56:28,586
Watch that. So, are you
a real cowboy, are you, mate?

1226
00:56:28,672 --> 00:56:32,369
I'm afraid not. To tell you
the truth, I'm from New York.

1227
00:56:32,464 --> 00:56:35,628
Oh... I'm Kenny, mate, anyway.
- I'm Bobby.

1228
00:56:38,881 --> 00:56:41,500
You're on the wrong side
of the car here.

1229
00:56:41,590 --> 00:56:43,746
So, where are you headed?

1230
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,372
I'm going to the...
Well, I'm at the poo convention.

1231
00:56:47,465 --> 00:56:49,871
Alright.
You know where that is?

1232
00:56:49,966 --> 00:56:52,336
Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do.

1233
00:56:52,424 --> 00:56:54,462
Actually, it's been pretty busy
with these gentlemen.

1234
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:57,299
There must be an awful lot
of money in crap, huh?

1235
00:56:57,383 --> 00:56:58,331
Yeah, well...

1236
00:56:58,425 --> 00:57:00,416
Yeah, well, to be quite honest,
there's a shitload of it.

1237
00:57:02,050 --> 00:57:03,212
You've probably been doing

1238
00:57:03,301 --> 00:57:04,758
some business for us
this morning.

1239
00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:07,461
I can't get over the size
of this place, Bobby.

1240
00:57:22,886 --> 00:57:25,173
There aren't many cowboys
in Nashville.

1241
00:57:25,261 --> 00:57:27,466
It's about the music industry.

1242
00:57:27,553 --> 00:57:30,966
There's no ranches, there's
no cattle, there's no sheep.

1243
00:57:31,054 --> 00:57:33,258
Yeah, right.
- You know?

1244
00:57:33,346 --> 00:57:34,969
Look at that city.

1245
00:57:38,346 --> 00:57:41,013
<i>I got
this notice the other day.</i>

1246
00:57:41,096 --> 00:57:43,467
<i>Now, down at the Nashville
Convention Center,</i>

1247
00:57:43,555 --> 00:57:45,629
<i>today and for
the next couple of days,</i>

1248
00:57:45,722 --> 00:57:47,878
<i>we've got
the world international</i>

1249
00:57:47,972 --> 00:57:50,342
<i>Pumper and Cleaner Show.</i>

1250
00:57:50,431 --> 00:57:51,888
<i>Now, they've actually
been kind enough</i>

1251
00:57:51,973 --> 00:57:54,462
<i>to send us four tickets,</i>

1252
00:57:54,556 --> 00:57:56,428
<i>and we'll be taking
your calls soon</i>

1253
00:57:56,515 --> 00:58:00,426
<i>and I'm going to give away
these tickets to the people...</i>

1254
00:58:00,515 --> 00:58:02,672
Well, mate, Bobby,
I gotta tell you,

1255
00:58:02,766 --> 00:58:04,223
you're a real cowboy
to me, mate.

1256
00:58:04,307 --> 00:58:06,263
Oh, well, thank you, thank you.
- You're the real deal.

1257
00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:07,807
And there's my card too, Bob,

1258
00:58:07,891 --> 00:58:11,222
if ever you need to get a hold
of me for whatever reason.

1259
00:58:11,308 --> 00:58:14,591
Alright, enjoy, you know,
the shit-flinging convention.

1260
00:58:16,225 --> 00:58:18,300
Thanks, mate. I will.
- Have a good time.

1261
00:58:18,392 --> 00:58:19,850
Look after yourself, Bob.
Alright.

1262
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,510
See youse, mate.
- Have a good night.

1263
00:58:39,686 --> 00:58:42,554
Oh, Jesus.

1264
00:58:42,645 --> 00:58:44,221
You see the snow?

1265
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,801
That's... quite pretty.

1266
00:58:46,896 --> 00:58:48,436
Good on 'em.

1267
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:52,387
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

1268
00:58:57,605 --> 00:58:59,430
You know, the most
exciting time for me

1269
00:58:59,522 --> 00:59:00,979
when I was a kid growing up

1270
00:59:01,064 --> 00:59:02,971
was once a year,
Dad would take us

1271
00:59:03,064 --> 00:59:05,434
to the Royal Melbourne Show
in the city

1272
00:59:05,523 --> 00:59:08,640
to see all the tractors
and the animals and whatnot.

1273
00:59:08,731 --> 00:59:11,434
I never thought
I'd feel that way again.

1274
00:59:11,523 --> 00:59:13,810
Who was to know
I would end up

1275
00:59:13,899 --> 00:59:16,767
in the land of bloody flags
and anthems

1276
00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:20,638
at a toilet expo, Poo HQ?

1277
00:59:20,733 --> 00:59:23,435
Jesus Christ.

1278
00:59:28,984 --> 00:59:30,642
Oh, yes.

1279
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,974
Oh, yes.

1280
00:59:59,070 --> 01:00:01,191
Look at that girl there.

1281
01:00:01,279 --> 01:00:03,602
Now, that would be a dream.

1282
01:00:03,696 --> 01:00:06,149
"Working today
for a cleaner tomorrow."

1283
01:00:06,238 --> 01:00:08,229
See, they've even got pride
in their slogans.

1284
01:00:08,321 --> 01:00:09,862
And look, they're driving
a Kenworth.

1285
01:00:09,947 --> 01:00:11,404
I mean, forget the kids.

1286
01:00:11,488 --> 01:00:13,645
If I saw this go on the road,
I'd be impressed.

1287
01:00:13,739 --> 01:00:15,895
How you going?
Kenny from Australia.

1288
01:00:15,989 --> 01:00:18,394
Good, Larry.
- You're from Australia?

1289
01:00:38,366 --> 01:00:40,986
You seen the name?
It's Ameri-Can.

1290
01:00:41,075 --> 01:00:42,568
Eh?

1291
01:00:42,659 --> 01:00:44,116
So that's all
hydraulically lifted?

1292
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,148
It's all hydraulic.

1293
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:47,363
When we get ready
to move the trailer,

1294
01:00:47,451 --> 01:00:49,738
we go in and push
a couple of buttons

1295
01:00:49,826 --> 01:00:51,284
and that lifts right up.

1296
01:00:51,368 --> 01:00:53,773
You could eat
your dinner off that.

1297
01:00:53,868 --> 01:00:55,278
"Scotty's Potties."

1298
01:00:55,368 --> 01:00:56,826
There's also
John's Johns.

1299
01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:59,660
There's a company in Australia
called "Henry the Turd".

1300
01:00:59,744 --> 01:01:01,651
Henry the Turd?
- Henry the Turd.

1301
01:01:01,744 --> 01:01:03,237
Oh, my God.

1302
01:01:06,828 --> 01:01:08,285
Have you been downstairs?

1303
01:01:08,370 --> 01:01:09,827
Downstairs? Oh, still?

1304
01:01:09,912 --> 01:01:12,282
Well, this joint is like
an expo lasagne -

1305
01:01:12,370 --> 01:01:13,863
there's layers and layers.

1306
01:01:13,954 --> 01:01:15,744
I'm serious.
- Oh, yeah?

1307
01:01:15,829 --> 01:01:18,033
So it's the same... Well,
I'm going down there now.

1308
01:01:18,121 --> 01:01:20,361
If you want, you can follow me,
it's right underneath us.

1309
01:01:20,455 --> 01:01:22,031
Do you wanna follow...?
Yeah, grab your mates.

1310
01:01:22,121 --> 01:01:23,993
'Cause I'm walking
down there anyway.

1311
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,407
How are you going, mate?

1312
01:01:25,497 --> 01:01:26,824
Kenny from Australia.
Hey, mate.

1313
01:01:26,914 --> 01:01:28,988
So, what brings you guys here? What
brings you...?

1314
01:01:29,081 --> 01:01:30,822
We're having
the World Expo next year,

1315
01:01:30,914 --> 01:01:34,825
and just looking for
the luxury toilets for that event.

1316
01:01:34,915 --> 01:01:37,450
Oh, OK, like with all the
good taps, all the good basins

1317
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,997
and the televisions,
and all that sort of...

1318
01:01:39,082 --> 01:01:40,539
Televisions?

1319
01:01:40,623 --> 01:01:42,863
Yeah, well, obviously
all the good stuff you want in it.

1320
01:01:42,957 --> 01:01:44,782
Whatever you're looking for,
you'll find it here, mate.

1321
01:01:44,874 --> 01:01:46,331
They've got everything.
Right.

1322
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:47,873
That's fantastic.

1323
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:50,114
It's on wheels.
Fits in a freight elevator.

1324
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:52,199
You can be taking a...
going to the bathroom,

1325
01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:54,117
and the guy can be pissing
in the back.

1326
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:56,199
Oh, look at this.
You can be taking a piss.

1327
01:01:56,292 --> 01:01:58,199
While watching the other
guy taking a shit.

1328
01:01:58,292 --> 01:01:59,951
What you doing down there?

1329
01:02:00,042 --> 01:02:01,998
You guys have a convention
like this in Australia?

1330
01:02:02,084 --> 01:02:03,707
No, mate, we got nothing.
Not like this.

1331
01:02:03,793 --> 01:02:05,535
If you're talking about beer,

1332
01:02:05,626 --> 01:02:07,368
there's a convention
every afternoon.

1333
01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:13,794
I see, they've got
a spring that goes into the...

1334
01:02:13,877 --> 01:02:15,500
How do they get that
to go in...?

1335
01:02:28,254 --> 01:02:29,830
Who?!
Why?

1336
01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,378
Why?!

1337
01:02:31,463 --> 01:02:33,252
When?!

1338
01:02:33,338 --> 01:02:34,961
Why?!

1339
01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:36,705
That was great!

1340
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:38,373
Wow!

1341
01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:40,501
Ladies and gentlemen,
Robin Crow.

1342
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,758
Thank you.

1343
01:03:16,801 --> 01:03:19,634
That was all very impressive,
wasn't it?

1344
01:03:19,718 --> 01:03:22,467
Very... very advanced,
I thought, the information.

1345
01:03:22,552 --> 01:03:24,009
Very futuristic.

1346
01:03:24,094 --> 01:03:25,752
He was talking about
the 'aloominum' pipes,

1347
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,874
at one point.

1348
01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:28,426
I spent that long
trying to figure out

1349
01:03:28,511 --> 01:03:29,459
what 'aloominum' was

1350
01:03:29,552 --> 01:03:31,958
that I missed out what the point was of
fixing the pipe,

1351
01:03:32,053 --> 01:03:33,546
but some good information there, I
think.

1352
01:03:33,636 --> 01:03:36,800
I think I'll be able to use some
of that in dealing with people.

1353
01:03:36,887 --> 01:03:39,257
And I got a certificate,

1354
01:03:39,345 --> 01:03:42,048
attendance recognition certificate.

1355
01:03:42,137 --> 01:03:43,630
It's not bad, is it?

1356
01:04:01,264 --> 01:04:05,341
Yes, could I be put through
to room 176, please?

1357
01:04:07,432 --> 01:04:08,925
Yeah, Jackie, it's Kenny.

1358
01:04:10,015 --> 01:04:12,136
Yeah, good.

1359
01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:13,717
Yes.

1360
01:04:13,807 --> 01:04:15,348
Yeah, on... on the card?

1361
01:04:16,516 --> 01:04:18,139
Yes.

1362
01:04:18,225 --> 01:04:20,299
Yourself?

1363
01:04:20,392 --> 01:04:22,466
Oh, fantastic.

1364
01:04:22,558 --> 01:04:24,798
How long for?

1365
01:04:24,892 --> 01:04:27,179
Yeah, love to!

1366
01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:29,139
Yeah, well, I've only just
come into my room

1367
01:04:29,226 --> 01:04:30,932
so I've just gotta
spruce meself up

1368
01:04:31,018 --> 01:04:32,925
with a bit of cut and polish.

1369
01:04:33,018 --> 01:04:35,258
There's a couple of hours
in that!

1370
01:04:35,352 --> 01:04:37,805
What's that? On a horse?

1371
01:04:37,893 --> 01:04:40,264
Oh, OK. Yeah.

1372
01:04:40,352 --> 01:04:43,469
Alright, well, I'll see you
in... at the Wildhorse.

1373
01:04:49,603 --> 01:04:51,594
Well, this is definitely it.

1374
01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:55,183
That's the Wildhorse.
I just asked the security bloke.

1375
01:04:56,271 --> 01:04:59,304
This all feels a bit... bit silly.

1376
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,019
I mean, I've got
nothing to wear.

1377
01:05:01,104 --> 01:05:02,977
I didn't know we were
gonna be going out.

1378
01:05:03,063 --> 01:05:04,520
This is a dance club
or something.

1379
01:05:04,605 --> 01:05:07,224
They do linedancing
or something in there.

1380
01:05:07,313 --> 01:05:09,637
And, you know, I...

1381
01:05:09,730 --> 01:05:12,764
...I can't help but think
she thinks I'm rich.

1382
01:05:12,856 --> 01:05:15,427
You know, she met me
in business class, you know.

1383
01:05:15,523 --> 01:05:17,597
She probably thinks I'm loaded.

1384
01:05:17,690 --> 01:05:19,976
And it was all because I'm
bloody sitting in Glenn's seat.

1385
01:05:20,065 --> 01:05:21,771
I'm filling in for him.

1386
01:05:21,857 --> 01:05:24,808
Anyway, I promised
I'd meet her.

1387
01:06:11,987 --> 01:06:13,943
Whoops! Here's our chance.

1388
01:06:14,029 --> 01:06:15,487
That's fantastic.

1389
01:06:15,571 --> 01:06:17,361
You know that guy
Randy Travis, the singer?

1390
01:06:17,446 --> 01:06:18,904
Yeah, yeah, the country singer, yeah.

1391
01:06:18,988 --> 01:06:20,529
He started as
a dishwasher here

1392
01:06:20,613 --> 01:06:23,280
and his first pay cheque
is in a frame on that wall.

1393
01:06:23,364 --> 01:06:25,189
Oh, you're kidding!
Nuh.

1394
01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:27,236
Isn't that fantastic?
It's amazing.

1395
01:06:27,323 --> 01:06:28,863
And Gorbachev, he was here.

1396
01:06:28,948 --> 01:06:31,318
He was a country singer?
- No, he's not a country singer!

1397
01:06:31,406 --> 01:06:33,029
Oh, he's the guy
from Russia. I know.

1398
01:06:33,115 --> 01:06:34,987
But all sorts of people,
all sorts of country...

1399
01:06:35,073 --> 01:06:37,479
If you stay here long enough...
- You get to see them.

1400
01:06:37,574 --> 01:06:40,109
It's a different world, isn't it?
It's a different place.

1401
01:06:40,199 --> 01:06:42,439
Look at the size of these ribs!
- It's huge!

1402
01:06:42,533 --> 01:06:44,607
No wonder they know what
they're doing with their toilets.

1403
01:06:44,699 --> 01:06:45,647
Look at the size of that.

1404
01:06:45,741 --> 01:06:47,649
They must give their
toilets a flogging over here.

1405
01:06:47,741 --> 01:06:49,365
That's why they're experts in it.

1406
01:06:50,450 --> 01:06:52,773
I'm sorry - I just realized
I always talk about

1407
01:06:52,867 --> 01:06:54,858
working with toilets
and poo and stuff

1408
01:06:54,951 --> 01:06:56,740
and it's only because
it's what I do.

1409
01:06:56,826 --> 01:06:58,283
No, that's fine.
- I'm used to it.

1410
01:06:58,368 --> 01:07:00,110
Don't worry.
Don't worry, it's fine.

1411
01:07:00,201 --> 01:07:02,073
I mean, I do the same thing,
you know?

1412
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,617
What? You don't...

1413
01:07:03,702 --> 01:07:06,155
I do the same thing,
but 30,000 feet up in the air.

1414
01:07:06,244 --> 01:07:07,902
You have to clean the toilets?
Yeah.

1415
01:07:07,994 --> 01:07:09,985
Really?
Yeah, absolutely.

1416
01:07:10,077 --> 01:07:12,613
This guy in first class
had gone to the bathroom,

1417
01:07:12,703 --> 01:07:14,575
flushed the toilet,

1418
01:07:14,661 --> 01:07:16,901
put the vacuum - I don't know,
for whatever reason -

1419
01:07:16,995 --> 01:07:18,156
reverse cycled.

1420
01:07:18,245 --> 01:07:21,492
He came out
covered head to toe.

1421
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,119
Oh, you're kidding.
No.

1422
01:07:23,204 --> 01:07:24,661
It's alright.

1423
01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:26,701
Hello?

1424
01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:29,738
Oh, hello.

1425
01:07:29,830 --> 01:07:32,662
I mean, if you can't control him from the
lounge room,

1426
01:07:32,747 --> 01:07:35,496
how am I supposed to do it
from Nashville, Tennessee?

1427
01:07:36,914 --> 01:07:40,410
Yeah, well...
Well, pop him on the phone.

1428
01:07:40,497 --> 01:07:42,618
G'day, mate.

1429
01:07:42,706 --> 01:07:44,163
It's my boy.

1430
01:07:44,248 --> 01:07:45,824
How you doing?

1431
01:07:45,915 --> 01:07:48,320
I'm good, mate. I'm fantastic.

1432
01:07:49,415 --> 01:07:51,038
And a what?

1433
01:07:51,124 --> 01:07:53,410
Yeah, well, you might want
to just hold it there, mate,

1434
01:07:53,499 --> 01:07:54,956
'cause that's a fair bit.

1435
01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:57,078
I don't know
if I'll fit it on the plane.

1436
01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:58,161
We'll have to hire
another plane!

1437
01:07:58,249 --> 01:07:59,742
Yeah, and behave yourself,
will you?

1438
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:03,495
Don't... Don't upset
your mum too much.

1439
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,491
Alright. Love you, mate.

1440
01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:08,617
That's me ex-wife
that rung me up.

1441
01:08:08,709 --> 01:08:10,250
She's something else.

1442
01:08:10,334 --> 01:08:13,285
She is the chief commissioner
and senior sergeant

1443
01:08:13,376 --> 01:08:14,834
of the fun police.

1444
01:08:14,918 --> 01:08:18,249
She's here to outlaw fun altogether.
There's your pad.

1445
01:08:18,335 --> 01:08:19,828
Thanks for that.
- Thank you.

1446
01:08:19,919 --> 01:08:22,586
Every time, every time
without fail

1447
01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:25,039
that I'm having a good time,
or I'm enjoying myself,

1448
01:08:25,127 --> 01:08:27,367
or I'm not at work
and I'm just calming down,

1449
01:08:27,461 --> 01:08:29,002
or like I'm here, she rings.

1450
01:08:29,086 --> 01:08:31,540
Well, glad you're having
a good time.

1451
01:08:31,628 --> 01:08:33,251
I am having a good time.
- Yeah.

1452
01:08:33,337 --> 01:08:35,411
Don't say that out loud
'cause she'll ring again.

1453
01:08:35,504 --> 01:08:37,957
She knows.

1454
01:08:38,046 --> 01:08:40,451
Now, I've got a small confession to
make.

1455
01:08:40,546 --> 01:08:41,494
Oh, really?

1456
01:08:41,588 --> 01:08:43,958
Yeah, a bit of an apology
or a confession.

1457
01:08:44,046 --> 01:08:46,500
I'd never been on an aeroplane
or seen the toilets on them

1458
01:08:46,588 --> 01:08:48,626
so I wanted to know
how it worked.

1459
01:08:48,713 --> 01:08:51,877
So I pulled the lid
off the back of it

1460
01:08:51,964 --> 01:08:54,997
and I left one of the clips off.

1461
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:56,037
Are you serious?

1462
01:08:56,131 --> 01:08:58,122
And I didn't put
the thing back on.

1463
01:08:58,215 --> 01:08:59,672
So, sorry.

1464
01:08:59,756 --> 01:09:01,214
It's working now, isn't it?

1465
01:09:01,298 --> 01:09:03,917
I got it fixed, didn't I?
- Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

1466
01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,749
Anyway, let's not...
- Oh, God.

1467
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,915
It works now. You should eat.
- Yeah, I will.

1468
01:09:08,007 --> 01:09:09,465
Before your meal gets warm,

1469
01:09:09,549 --> 01:09:11,007
and I should
before mine gets cold.

1470
01:09:11,091 --> 01:09:12,548
Look at the size of this thing.

1471
01:09:12,633 --> 01:09:14,754
No wonder there's no longer
dinosaurs on the earth.

1472
01:09:14,841 --> 01:09:17,377
They've killed the last one.
Here it is on me plate!

1473
01:09:20,759 --> 01:09:23,082
There you go, Jackie.
Watch the gutter there.

1474
01:09:23,176 --> 01:09:25,001
Watch your step. You right?
- Oh, thanks, Kenny.

1475
01:09:25,093 --> 01:09:26,550
Just watch it there, Jackie.
- Thank you.

1476
01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,257
Don't slip over. I'd hate that.
- Ooh!

1477
01:09:28,343 --> 01:09:29,836
Alright, well,
I'll see you later, then.

1478
01:09:29,926 --> 01:09:32,711
Oh, thanks. Hey, listen, do you
want a lift? It's pouring rain.

1479
01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:34,876
No, it's fine, I'm only just...
- I'll take you somewhere.

1480
01:09:34,969 --> 01:09:36,794
No, I'm only a couple of blocks
from here.

1481
01:09:36,886 --> 01:09:37,834
I don't mind walking.

1482
01:09:37,927 --> 01:09:39,634
Are you sure?
- Yeah, I love the rain.

1483
01:09:39,719 --> 01:09:41,426
I honestly do.
- You're crazy.

1484
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,467
I'll see you later.
- Hey, listen.

1485
01:09:43,553 --> 01:09:45,010
You know, I've got
tomorrow off

1486
01:09:45,095 --> 01:09:47,382
so maybe I could help you
shop for your son.

1487
01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:49,093
Yeah.
- I could show you Nashville.

1488
01:09:49,179 --> 01:09:50,968
Alright, well,
I've got a deal for you.

1489
01:09:51,054 --> 01:09:52,511
You show me round Nashville

1490
01:09:52,596 --> 01:09:54,053
and I'll show you
round the expo

1491
01:09:54,137 --> 01:09:55,927
so you can see
what I do for a job.

1492
01:09:56,013 --> 01:09:57,636
OK, that's a good deal.
- Wanna do that?

1493
01:09:57,721 --> 01:09:59,179
I'd love to.
- Oh, that'd be great.

1494
01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:01,799
Well, we'll meet, say,
9:30 at the front, yeah?

1495
01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,381
Yep, 9:30 at the front.
- Alright.

1496
01:10:03,472 --> 01:10:04,929
OK.
- That's perfect.

1497
01:10:05,014 --> 01:10:07,419
Put your belt on. You'll get
yourself in trouble. You right?

1498
01:10:09,389 --> 01:10:10,882
She's a nice girl, isn't she?

1499
01:10:12,890 --> 01:10:15,758
Looks like I'm gonna have
half a day off!

1500
01:10:15,848 --> 01:10:17,720
Which would be good.

1501
01:10:17,807 --> 01:10:19,597
Good on her.

1502
01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:25,717
Good on her.

1503
01:10:44,977 --> 01:10:47,300
You know, it must be
very difficult for Jackie

1504
01:10:47,394 --> 01:10:49,183
to do a job like she does,

1505
01:10:49,269 --> 01:10:51,306
you know,
flying around in the air

1506
01:10:51,394 --> 01:10:53,100
in a tube full of strangers,

1507
01:10:53,186 --> 01:10:54,762
lob in countries
with people you don't know.

1508
01:10:54,853 --> 01:10:58,266
You know, it sounds very glamorous
but I'm sure it's not.

1509
01:10:58,353 --> 01:11:01,221
You know, and even I've found
since I've been over here

1510
01:11:01,312 --> 01:11:04,310
that you see things that
make about as much sense

1511
01:11:04,395 --> 01:11:06,682
as a nun at a rock concert,
you know.

1512
01:11:06,771 --> 01:11:09,520
And sometimes you just want to turn to
someone from home

1513
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:12,768
<i>and say, "Did you understand
what he's talking about?"</i>

1514
01:11:12,855 --> 01:11:14,312
I mean, has someone
rung the Queen

1515
01:11:14,397 --> 01:11:16,720
and let her know what they're doing
with her language?

1516
01:11:33,649 --> 01:11:34,597
Ladies and gentlemen,

1517
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:36,728
put your hands together
for the next bullfighter!

1518
01:11:39,733 --> 01:11:42,138
This is the way we do it
in Nashville, Tennessee...

1519
01:11:43,775 --> 01:11:45,565
There you go.
- Ooh. Look at this guy.

1520
01:11:45,650 --> 01:11:47,522
...show up, drink shots
and have fun.

1521
01:11:51,067 --> 01:11:52,525
Hey.

1522
01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:54,434
I reckon I know
who that guy is.

1523
01:11:54,526 --> 01:11:56,647
Serious. I met him yesterday.

1524
01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:58,109
Like, he's not a mate.

1525
01:11:58,193 --> 01:11:59,603
I met him.
He's a Japanese businessman.

1526
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,525
Go, boy! Hee-hoo!

1527
01:12:04,611 --> 01:12:06,601
You would not get me
on that thing

1528
01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:08,152
for all the money in China.

1529
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,729
Or Japan.

1530
01:12:15,403 --> 01:12:18,651
20! Whoa! Whoa, there!

1531
01:12:21,321 --> 01:12:23,988
Mate, you looked fantastic in there. That
was a pretty big fall.

1532
01:12:24,071 --> 01:12:25,529
You looked like
the bloody Sushi Cowboy

1533
01:12:25,613 --> 01:12:26,727
up there on the bull.

1534
01:12:26,821 --> 01:12:29,310
Sushi Cowboy.
- Sushi Cowboy.

1535
01:12:29,405 --> 01:12:31,028
It's not that great, man.

1536
01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:32,772
Where's all your mates?
Where's all your buddies?

1537
01:12:32,864 --> 01:12:35,435
Oh, they're at Hooters,
you know, with the big, big...

1538
01:12:35,531 --> 01:12:37,273
Oh, hello. Bing bong.
Yes.

1539
01:12:37,364 --> 01:12:39,604
But you guys go ahead, so...

1540
01:12:39,698 --> 01:12:41,488
I go back to the hotel.

1541
01:12:41,573 --> 01:12:44,571
Oh, there's no need for you
to go back to the hotel, mate.

1542
01:12:44,657 --> 01:12:47,525
Don't let a bloody sore leg and
a bad back stand in the way

1543
01:12:47,615 --> 01:12:48,646
of a good night.

1544
01:12:48,741 --> 01:12:51,194
You can stay with us, if
you want. We've got no plans.

1545
01:12:51,282 --> 01:12:53,404
What do you want to do?

1546
01:12:54,783 --> 01:12:57,272
Give it up for
the Sushi Cowboy!

1547
01:13:19,452 --> 01:13:21,906
Hello, Nashville!
Sushi Cowboy!

1548
01:13:27,745 --> 01:13:29,866
He's had a pretty big night,
hasn't he?

1549
01:13:29,954 --> 01:13:31,944
He sure has.
His bull-riding days are over.

1550
01:13:39,371 --> 01:13:40,745
What time do you fly out tomorrow?

1551
01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:41,778
3:30.

1552
01:13:41,872 --> 01:13:44,242
Oh, OK, so pretty early.
Yeah.

1553
01:13:44,330 --> 01:13:46,072
Sorry, I'll get your lift.

1554
01:13:46,164 --> 01:13:47,787
Well, thanks
for inviting me out tonight.

1555
01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:49,365
I had a ball, Jackie, I real...

1556
01:13:49,456 --> 01:13:50,913
Did you?
- I honestly did. I did.

1557
01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:52,870
Oh, good. I'm glad you came.
It was fun.

1558
01:13:52,956 --> 01:13:55,410
Yeah, so am I. Here's your lift.
- Oh, thanks.

1559
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:58,413
Well, um, do you want to
go up to the bar?

1560
01:13:58,498 --> 01:13:59,956
I...
A drink or something?

1561
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:02,446
I'd love to, Jackie,
but I really should...

1562
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,615
I mean, the bar's open
for another hour.

1563
01:14:04,707 --> 01:14:06,366
Yeah, I would,
but the meter's running

1564
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:09,575
and I better get the Sushi Cowboy back
home safe.

1565
01:14:09,666 --> 01:14:11,787
He's off with the fairies, so...
- OK.

1566
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:14,245
But, look, tomorrow,
if you're free tomorrow,

1567
01:14:14,334 --> 01:14:16,206
I'd love to see you
before you go.

1568
01:14:16,292 --> 01:14:17,666
That would be great.

1569
01:14:17,751 --> 01:14:19,208
Have a coffee
at the bar at midday?

1570
01:14:19,292 --> 01:14:20,240
I'd love that.

1571
01:14:20,334 --> 01:14:22,159
That'd be really fun.
- Well, I'll come back tomorrow.

1572
01:14:22,251 --> 01:14:24,123
OK.
Yeah? Just watch out.

1573
01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:27,327
That lift is gonna snap you like
a twig if it closes on your chest.

1574
01:14:27,418 --> 01:14:28,366
OK.

1575
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:29,657
You're right to get
to your room?

1576
01:14:29,752 --> 01:14:31,209
Yeah.
- Alright.

1577
01:14:31,294 --> 01:14:33,119
Well, thanks for a good night.
I had fun.

1578
01:14:33,211 --> 01:14:34,787
OK. 'Night.
- Alright. Take care, Jackie.

1579
01:14:34,877 --> 01:14:36,370
'Bye, Kenny.
- See you. 'Bye.

1580
01:14:46,879 --> 01:14:50,126
Yeah, mate, that goes into
Ned Kelly's helmet there.

1581
01:14:50,213 --> 01:14:51,954
Right.
- Oh. Right, I see.

1582
01:14:52,046 --> 01:14:53,836
There you go. You're in now.
Good.

1583
01:14:53,921 --> 01:14:55,959
Thanks for a great night, mate.
- Thank you very much.

1584
01:14:56,047 --> 01:14:57,788
I'm really sorry
to mess up the night.

1585
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,167
No, you didn't mess it up.
- You and your lady.

1586
01:15:00,255 --> 01:15:01,629
I'm sorry.
- No, it's all good.

1587
01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:03,041
But I had a good time.

1588
01:15:03,131 --> 01:15:04,920
Thank you.
- Me too. See you at the expo.

1589
01:15:05,006 --> 01:15:06,831
Maybe tomorrow morning...

1590
01:15:06,923 --> 01:15:09,494
...tomorrow morning
you could show me

1591
01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:11,746
where the TV toilets are.

1592
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,665
Oh, I don't know
if they've got any here.

1593
01:15:13,882 --> 01:15:16,501
<i>Well, I mentioned them
because we make them.</i>

1594
01:15:16,591 --> 01:15:18,416
<i>You make them?
- Yeah.</i>

1595
01:15:18,507 --> 01:15:20,249
Oh, really?
- Fair dinkum.

1596
01:15:22,091 --> 01:15:24,082
Yeah, Glenn, it's me.

1597
01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:26,254
Yeah, look, I've gotta be quick.

1598
01:15:26,342 --> 01:15:29,589
I'm in a meeting with
some Japanese gentlemen

1599
01:15:29,675 --> 01:15:32,081
that I've met here at the expo

1600
01:15:32,176 --> 01:15:35,127
and what they wanted to do
is get a quote

1601
01:15:35,218 --> 01:15:39,294
on buying some of our
20-foot combo units,

1602
01:15:39,385 --> 01:15:43,675
the VIP 20-foot blocks
with the televisions in them.

1603
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:46,924
But they want a price on them
really quickly

1604
01:15:47,011 --> 01:15:49,713
to buy about six or seven units,

1605
01:15:49,803 --> 01:15:51,710
as in the full blocks.

1606
01:15:51,803 --> 01:15:53,461
Yep. Hang on a sec, Glenn.

1607
01:15:53,553 --> 01:15:55,010
67.
- What?

1608
01:15:55,095 --> 01:15:57,335
It's not "six or seven",
it's sixty-seven.

1609
01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,087
Sixty-sev... You're shitting me,
aren't you?

1610
01:15:59,179 --> 01:16:02,924
No, serious. - 67...
- 67 full 20-foot blocks?

1611
01:16:03,012 --> 01:16:04,126
Units.
Units.

1612
01:16:04,221 --> 01:16:05,714
They want 67 of them.

1613
01:16:06,846 --> 01:16:08,469
No, he's as serious
as a heart attack.

1614
01:16:08,555 --> 01:16:10,178
No, I'm here with him now.

1615
01:16:10,263 --> 01:16:12,301
Also, we'd like to get a price.
- A price.

1616
01:16:12,388 --> 01:16:14,675
In one hour.
- One hour. In an hour.

1617
01:16:14,764 --> 01:16:16,221
No, he's fair dinkum.

1618
01:16:16,306 --> 01:16:19,636
Yeah, 67 units, but we need
the price in an hour.

1619
01:16:19,723 --> 01:16:21,879
And Mr. Sato is coming.
- Yeah, I know.

1620
01:16:21,973 --> 01:16:24,213
I know I called him, you know,
a freaked-out bastard,

1621
01:16:24,307 --> 01:16:27,755
but he's a bastard
to me only, not to you.

1622
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:29,046
Right.

1623
01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:30,598
See? So just
speak to him directly.

1624
01:16:30,682 --> 01:16:32,389
Right, talk to him.
- Into his eyes.

1625
01:16:32,474 --> 01:16:33,967
OK.
- You talk to him.

1626
01:16:34,058 --> 01:16:36,926
And I will translate because
he doesn't speak any English.

1627
01:16:37,016 --> 01:16:38,806
He doesn't speak any English?
- No, no, no.

1628
01:16:38,891 --> 01:16:41,427
So just speak to him
and I'll translate.

1629
01:16:41,517 --> 01:16:43,175
Oh, you'll translate.
I know what you're saying.

1630
01:16:43,267 --> 01:16:44,724
Be yourself.
- Yeah, I will.

1631
01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,681
Hang on a tick.

1632
01:16:46,767 --> 01:16:48,225
Answer this.
- Yeah, I will, yeah.

1633
01:16:48,309 --> 01:16:50,347
This could be Glenn now.
- Oh, yeah, check the price.

1634
01:16:50,434 --> 01:16:52,721
Yeah, I will, absolutely.
Hello? Glenn?

1635
01:16:52,810 --> 01:16:53,888
Sorry, Takashi.

1636
01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:55,434
I can't hear you, mate.
Speak up.

1637
01:16:55,518 --> 01:16:57,593
Oh, g'day, mate. Yeah, good.

1638
01:16:57,685 --> 01:16:59,308
Look, Dave,
I can't talk now, mate.

1639
01:16:59,394 --> 01:17:03,803
I'm in the mid... Yeah, hang on,
I'm in the middle of a... Yep.

1640
01:17:03,894 --> 01:17:05,387
When did that happen?

1641
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:08,678
Yeah.

1642
01:17:08,770 --> 01:17:11,093
Well, is he...? Are you
with him now? Is he alright?

1643
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,186
Right.

1644
01:17:15,271 --> 01:17:18,186
Well, what do the doctors say?
What do...?

1645
01:17:18,271 --> 01:17:20,262
Well, yeah, hang on, don't...

1646
01:17:22,021 --> 01:17:23,479
Well, can you ring me
straight back

1647
01:17:23,563 --> 01:17:24,760
when you've spoken
to the doctors?

1648
01:17:24,855 --> 01:17:28,221
Yeah. Alright, yeah,
but ring me back so I... Yeah.

1649
01:17:35,148 --> 01:17:37,684
Everything's alright. Take care of your
dad, you know.

1650
01:17:37,773 --> 01:17:39,231
Yeah.
- I'll speak with Glenn.

1651
01:17:39,315 --> 01:17:41,187
Yeah, you can speak to him?
- Oh, yeah.

1652
01:17:41,274 --> 01:17:43,560
I'm so sorry, mate.
- That's... That's alright.

1653
01:17:43,649 --> 01:17:45,106
Alright, mate, well,
I'll speak to you

1654
01:17:45,191 --> 01:17:46,388
when I get back to Australia.

1655
01:17:46,482 --> 01:17:47,561
Right.
- Alright, thank you.

1656
01:17:47,649 --> 01:17:48,763
See you, mate.

1657
01:17:51,108 --> 01:17:52,766
Better get my belt on. See you!

1658
01:17:54,942 --> 01:17:58,308
Just to the airport, mate.

1659
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,475
The international.

1660
01:18:00,567 --> 01:18:03,056
Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be
meeting her at the bar.

1661
01:18:03,151 --> 01:18:04,644
Well, she's an airline steward

1662
01:18:04,735 --> 01:18:06,891
so she'll be dressed
in a uniform.

1663
01:18:06,985 --> 01:18:10,351
Well... Yeah, well, I actually don't know
her surname.

1664
01:18:10,443 --> 01:18:13,358
My father's very ill, so I...
Actually, don't tell her that,

1665
01:18:13,444 --> 01:18:16,975
Just tell her I'm really,
really sorry that I can't make it.

1666
01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,691
He's stable.
His obs are looking good.

1667
01:18:29,779 --> 01:18:33,524
The doctor should be in to talk
to you in a bit, but he's, um...

1668
01:18:33,613 --> 01:18:35,070
See, he's medicated
at the moment

1669
01:18:35,155 --> 01:18:37,110
and obviously exhausted

1670
01:18:37,196 --> 01:18:38,654
but he's not in any pain.

1671
01:18:38,738 --> 01:18:41,571
He's on a list for an operation
on Tuesday morning.

1672
01:18:41,655 --> 01:18:43,527
OK.
- So you can come back in...

1673
01:18:43,614 --> 01:18:44,609
When I rang the hospital

1674
01:18:44,697 --> 01:18:46,523
they said it was
a bleeding ulcer or something.

1675
01:18:46,614 --> 01:18:48,072
And so that's all it is?

1676
01:18:48,156 --> 01:18:50,443
<i>If you're gonna talk about me,
at least talk to me.</i>

1677
01:18:50,531 --> 01:18:53,648
I'm awake.
I'm not bloody dead, you know.

1678
01:18:53,740 --> 01:18:56,027
How are you, mate?
- Oh, how do you reckon I am?

1679
01:18:56,115 --> 01:18:58,686
Stuck in this shithole.

1680
01:18:58,782 --> 01:19:01,271
Where...?
Where have you been?

1681
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:03,108
I got here as soon as I could.

1682
01:19:03,199 --> 01:19:05,523
I've come straight
from the airport.

1683
01:19:05,616 --> 01:19:07,323
Am I in your way here?
- No.

1684
01:19:07,408 --> 01:19:10,442
Ah. I mean, 70 years of age,
and wouldn't you know,

1685
01:19:10,534 --> 01:19:14,575
these pretty little things
like this girl here walking round

1686
01:19:14,659 --> 01:19:16,946
and I've been saddled
with Daisy here.

1687
01:19:17,034 --> 01:19:19,321
Bloody tailgater.

1688
01:19:19,410 --> 01:19:20,867
He's a nurse, Dad.

1689
01:19:20,951 --> 01:19:23,654
You haven't used your pan.
- I don't intend to use it, either.

1690
01:19:23,743 --> 01:19:25,569
There's no way known
I'm gonna use that.

1691
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:28,575
You can shove it up your own arse. I'm
not putting it up mine.

1692
01:19:28,661 --> 01:19:30,118
Before you get
discharged tomorrow,

1693
01:19:30,202 --> 01:19:31,281
before your operation,

1694
01:19:31,369 --> 01:19:33,905
we need a stool to test
whether or not there's blood.

1695
01:19:33,995 --> 01:19:35,820
I'll give you one.
I'll give you a sample.

1696
01:19:35,911 --> 01:19:36,990
I'll give you one there

1697
01:19:37,078 --> 01:19:38,536
that Jack O'Toole
wouldn't chop through,

1698
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:40,279
but I'm not doing it in that.

1699
01:19:40,370 --> 01:19:42,776
It's really quite simple.
See this?

1700
01:19:42,871 --> 01:19:44,411
Might be simple for you.
- See that?

1701
01:19:44,496 --> 01:19:46,700
It'd be like trying to put
marshmallow into a moneybox.

1702
01:19:46,788 --> 01:19:49,028
Now, I'm not gonna use it.
I'm telling you, son!

1703
01:19:49,121 --> 01:19:52,203
Alright, well, is it... is he OK
to go to the toilet if I take him?

1704
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:53,781
Uh, if he would rather do that,

1705
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,329
then, yeah, sure,
I can organize that.

1706
01:19:55,414 --> 01:19:57,321
But it's...
I need the stool in this tray.

1707
01:19:57,414 --> 01:19:59,654
OK. Alright.
I'll be back in a bit.

1708
01:19:59,747 --> 01:20:01,205
Nightmare, this.
- Yeah, well, it's not...

1709
01:20:01,289 --> 01:20:03,956
Don't be having a go at him.
He's the one looking after you.

1710
01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:06,410
Yeah, he's the one.
I'd rather HER look after me.

1711
01:20:06,498 --> 01:20:08,703
Yeah, well, it doesn't...
Look at her. Jesus Christ!

1712
01:20:08,790 --> 01:20:10,781
He wants me to bend over
in front of him.

1713
01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:11,822
Have you seen him?

1714
01:20:11,916 --> 01:20:14,239
It's not that he wants to see
your backside or something.

1715
01:20:14,332 --> 01:20:17,247
They need to get your stool sample,
your poo sample.

1716
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:20,450
Christ Almighty,
I'm too old for this shit.

1717
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,579
Bloody whinge.
That's all I get all day.

1718
01:20:22,667 --> 01:20:24,124
Whinge, whinge, whinge.
- Yeah.

1719
01:20:24,209 --> 01:20:26,413
Oh, get back on your camel.

1720
01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:29,250
Is that that bloody bastard
going again over there?

1721
01:20:29,334 --> 01:20:31,539
Must have disorder, mate.

1722
01:20:31,626 --> 01:20:34,873
Alright, you br... ba... bananas

1723
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,867
or whatever you're
bloody talking about.

1724
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,583
Dad. Dad.
- What?

1725
01:20:38,669 --> 01:20:40,908
This is not the place for it, Dad.
It's a hospital.

1726
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,827
Now, keep your voice down.
They're sick too, alright?

1727
01:20:42,919 --> 01:20:45,159
Keep my voice down.
- Yeah, well, don't...

1728
01:20:45,253 --> 01:20:47,539
Supposed to be a bloody farmer. He's
got about 17 kids.

1729
01:20:47,628 --> 01:20:49,370
He hasn't had too much time picking
tomatoes,

1730
01:20:49,461 --> 01:20:50,741
I can tell you that.

1731
01:20:50,837 --> 01:20:53,835
Dad, they're sick too, so have
a bit of respect, alright?

1732
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,461
Yeah, alright.
- Just a bit of respect.

1733
01:20:55,545 --> 01:20:57,583
Get all the nurses
and we'll move all this.

1734
01:21:01,754 --> 01:21:05,749
Bloody tubes up me nose
and up me arse.

1735
01:21:05,838 --> 01:21:08,292
Now they want bloody stools.

1736
01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:10,122
A man hasn't had
anything to eat.

1737
01:21:11,339 --> 01:21:12,796
I'm as thin as a bloody rake.

1738
01:21:12,881 --> 01:21:14,457
You can smell the shit
through me ribs.

1739
01:21:14,548 --> 01:21:16,585
They should take
a sample there.

1740
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:21,580
Nurse, that's the sample
for Mr. Smyth.

1741
01:21:21,673 --> 01:21:23,581
Right. Great, thanks.
Alright, thanks.

1742
01:21:25,257 --> 01:21:26,715
You can't get this
medication for him.

1743
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:27,961
He's got to get it himself.

1744
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,040
He's gotta get it himself? OK.
- Yeah, it's very important.

1745
01:21:30,133 --> 01:21:32,254
That's not... not today.
I want to go today.

1746
01:21:32,341 --> 01:21:34,083
No tomorrow.
Forget tomorrow. Today!

1747
01:21:34,175 --> 01:21:36,842
No, we've gotta leave you here
on all the gear for the night

1748
01:21:36,925 --> 01:21:38,383
to keep a monitor on you,

1749
01:21:38,467 --> 01:21:40,043
and then the operation
is next week.

1750
01:21:40,134 --> 01:21:41,840
The operation is next week?
What operation?

1751
01:21:41,926 --> 01:21:43,502
They've got you on
a schedule next week.

1752
01:21:43,593 --> 01:21:45,050
The operation on
your bloody stomach!

1753
01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:46,082
No operation.

1754
01:21:46,176 --> 01:21:48,381
I'm not having an operation,
especially not in here.

1755
01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:50,210
You only hear about
the success rate, son,

1756
01:21:50,302 --> 01:21:51,759
you don't hear
about their failures,

1757
01:21:51,843 --> 01:21:54,130
about people getting crook
a week after an operation,

1758
01:21:54,219 --> 01:21:55,795
them opening them up
when it's too late

1759
01:21:55,886 --> 01:21:57,343
and they've got
a bloody cutlery set

1760
01:21:57,427 --> 01:21:58,589
or scissors inside them

1761
01:21:58,678 --> 01:22:00,752
that are left inside them
by people that are incompetent.

1762
01:22:00,844 --> 01:22:02,503
Dad, you've gotta have
the operation.

1763
01:22:02,595 --> 01:22:04,052
If you don't have the operation,

1764
01:22:04,137 --> 01:22:05,380
there really will be
some trouble.

1765
01:22:05,470 --> 01:22:06,927
Dad, you have to have
the operation.

1766
01:22:07,012 --> 01:22:08,291
You can't say no to that.

1767
01:22:08,387 --> 01:22:10,461
Oh, we'll worry about that
when it's supposed to happen,

1768
01:22:10,554 --> 01:22:12,545
but today,
I'm going out today, son.

1769
01:22:12,637 --> 01:22:14,794
No, well, Dad,
you can't go out today,

1770
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:16,760
but, look, you've only got
one more night here

1771
01:22:16,846 --> 01:22:18,671
and, uh... and
we'll get you out of here

1772
01:22:18,763 --> 01:22:20,801
and I'll come back tomorrow
and I'll pick you up...

1773
01:22:20,888 --> 01:22:22,963
Wait on, wait on,
where are you going, boy?

1774
01:22:23,055 --> 01:22:24,513
Don't... You're not going.

1775
01:22:24,597 --> 01:22:26,173
Christ, you're not going. You...

1776
01:22:26,264 --> 01:22:29,760
And as far as me going home to my
place or your place

1777
01:22:29,848 --> 01:22:31,305
or anyone's, that's not on.

1778
01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:33,676
I want you to ring your brother
and ring him now.

1779
01:22:33,765 --> 01:22:35,756
There's a couple of things we've gotta
sort out

1780
01:22:35,848 --> 01:22:38,515
in our family
before I shuffle off.

1781
01:22:38,599 --> 01:22:41,301
I'm telling you now. But don't
you leave me in here to rot.

1782
01:22:41,391 --> 01:22:43,263
Alright, Dad.
- Leave me in a place like this.

1783
01:22:43,349 --> 01:22:45,589
You may as well leave me
in the bloody morgue.

1784
01:22:45,683 --> 01:22:47,341
They'll carry me
out of here feet first

1785
01:22:47,433 --> 01:22:48,630
if you leave me in here.

1786
01:22:48,725 --> 01:22:49,673
Alright.

1787
01:22:49,767 --> 01:22:52,172
Wouldn't do that to a dog,
let alone your father.

1788
01:22:52,267 --> 01:22:54,554
I'll go and ring him now.
- Go and ring him now.

1789
01:22:54,642 --> 01:22:56,514
I'll be back.
- You make sure you come back.

1790
01:22:56,601 --> 01:22:58,058
Make sure of it.
- I will, Dad.

1791
01:22:58,143 --> 01:23:00,927
Don't leave me here.
- I won't. I'll be back.

1792
01:23:12,853 --> 01:23:15,520
Jesus Christ.
This is bloody ridiculous.

1793
01:23:15,603 --> 01:23:17,890
Why didn't we bring your car
instead of this bloody thing.

1794
01:23:17,978 --> 01:23:20,218
I'm jammed in here
as tight as a fish's arse.

1795
01:23:20,312 --> 01:23:22,552
Well, Dad, the toilet
wasn't gonna fit in my car,

1796
01:23:22,645 --> 01:23:25,264
and it sure as hell wasn't
gonna fit in Dave's Mercedes.

1797
01:23:25,354 --> 01:23:26,811
I was only thinking of you.

1798
01:23:26,896 --> 01:23:28,887
I brought the truck so
I could bring you a real toilet,

1799
01:23:28,979 --> 01:23:31,551
so you didn't have to dig a hole
to have a shit.

1800
01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:37,852
Now, see? That makes
no sense whatsoever.

1801
01:23:37,939 --> 01:23:39,396
You'll know the front
from the back.

1802
01:23:39,481 --> 01:23:41,602
The front will have
a door in it, you dickhead.

1803
01:23:42,689 --> 01:23:44,680
Next time youse come up with
an idea like this,

1804
01:23:44,773 --> 01:23:47,178
give me a bit of notice
so I can slash me wrists.

1805
01:23:47,273 --> 01:23:49,513
Just relax.
Alright. I'll tell you what.

1806
01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:51,644
All I want from you pair of
buffalo-headed bastards

1807
01:23:51,732 --> 01:23:52,680
on this trip

1808
01:23:52,774 --> 01:23:55,263
is for us to see
the sun come up,

1809
01:23:55,357 --> 01:23:57,514
and be there when the sun goes down.

1810
01:23:57,608 --> 01:23:59,894
In between times,
please yourself,

1811
01:23:59,983 --> 01:24:01,476
but keep out of my bloody hair.

1812
01:24:01,566 --> 01:24:03,604
But just get that up
so a man can have

1813
01:24:03,692 --> 01:24:06,263
somewhere to doss off tonight,
for Christ's sake.

1814
01:24:06,359 --> 01:24:08,266
It'll be up any second, Dad.

1815
01:24:17,485 --> 01:24:18,978
He's asleep, isn't he?

1816
01:24:20,069 --> 01:24:21,645
Uh... yeah.

1817
01:24:21,735 --> 01:24:24,354
Look at him.
- He looks peaceful.

1818
01:24:24,444 --> 01:24:26,020
He looks terrifying.
- No, he doesn't.

1819
01:24:26,111 --> 01:24:27,568
He looks peaceful.

1820
01:24:27,653 --> 01:24:29,311
Oh, get out. Jesus.

1821
01:24:29,403 --> 01:24:31,856
Absolute fuckin' frog shit,
and you know it.

1822
01:24:31,945 --> 01:24:33,438
I mean, the bastard's not gonna die.

1823
01:24:33,528 --> 01:24:35,187
Jesus Christ.
He's gonna outlive both of us.

1824
01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:36,736
He's like a rhino.

1825
01:24:36,820 --> 01:24:38,811
Is this really that tough
for you, is it, Dave -

1826
01:24:38,904 --> 01:24:41,309
spending, you know,
one night together,

1827
01:24:41,404 --> 01:24:42,862
just you, me and Dad?

1828
01:24:42,946 --> 01:24:45,861
What? You want to wait
until he actually is dying?

1829
01:24:45,946 --> 01:24:47,688
Or until he's dead
and can't do this?

1830
01:24:49,363 --> 01:24:51,650
And you know damn well
why we've come out here.

1831
01:24:51,739 --> 01:24:54,903
You know damn well. This is
where he used to bring Mum.

1832
01:25:11,408 --> 01:25:13,731
Mum's been dead
a long time now,

1833
01:25:13,825 --> 01:25:15,650
but, look, a death in the family

1834
01:25:15,741 --> 01:25:17,816
has different effects
on different people.

1835
01:25:17,908 --> 01:25:21,737
For some families,
it brings them closer together.

1836
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:25,156
But for other families,
you know, like our circus,

1837
01:25:25,243 --> 01:25:28,691
it's Christmas cards
at 20 paces.

1838
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:37,317
While I've got
you two fellas here,

1839
01:25:37,411 --> 01:25:40,325
I want to talk to you
about something.

1840
01:25:40,411 --> 01:25:45,365
When I cark it,
I don't want any flash funeral.

1841
01:25:45,453 --> 01:25:48,653
Something nice and simple -
get on with it.

1842
01:25:48,745 --> 01:25:51,412
If either of you two blokes
want to say a couple of words,

1843
01:25:51,495 --> 01:25:52,953
well, that's up to you.

1844
01:25:53,037 --> 01:25:54,660
You can sort that out
after I've gone.

1845
01:25:54,746 --> 01:25:56,203
Just get it over with.

1846
01:25:56,288 --> 01:25:58,030
Tell 'em to light up
the Bunsen burner

1847
01:25:58,121 --> 01:26:00,195
and push her into the oven
and get her going.

1848
01:26:00,288 --> 01:26:02,409
And for Christ's sake,
one other thing.

1849
01:26:02,497 --> 01:26:04,571
Don't let your Uncle Terry
get involved,

1850
01:26:04,664 --> 01:26:06,121
because he'll balls it up,

1851
01:26:06,205 --> 01:26:08,031
like he did at
your grandmother's funeral.

1852
01:26:08,122 --> 01:26:09,829
So keep him
right out of it altogether.

1853
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,787
- What the bloody hell is it?
- I don't know.

1854
01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:35,996
Could be a bloody
bunch of hoons

1855
01:26:36,084 --> 01:26:37,541
spotlight shooting out there.

1856
01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,119
For Christ's sake.

1857
01:26:49,669 --> 01:26:51,790
Where the hell are you?

1858
01:26:58,670 --> 01:27:01,454
Jesus. What the bloody hell
would that be doing here?

1859
01:27:01,545 --> 01:27:04,876
It's for me. I'll see you guys
later. I've had a gutful of this.

1860
01:27:04,962 --> 01:27:07,416
What's up with him?
- I have no idea.

1861
01:27:07,504 --> 01:27:09,045
Jesus, AI,
what took you so long?

1862
01:27:09,129 --> 01:27:10,871
I've been looking
for you everywhere.

1863
01:27:10,963 --> 01:27:12,456
I couldn't find you.

1864
01:27:12,546 --> 01:27:14,620
Well, I'll be buggered.

1865
01:27:17,797 --> 01:27:19,953
Well, you know
what they say, son.

1866
01:27:20,047 --> 01:27:22,121
It's an old saying.

1867
01:27:22,214 --> 01:27:26,078
"The chef always ruins
his first batch of scones."

1868
01:27:26,173 --> 01:27:29,088
And there goes
my first burnt offering there.

1869
01:27:29,173 --> 01:27:32,788
He's as useless
as tits on a bull.

1870
01:27:34,090 --> 01:27:35,713
Maybe he had to
go back to work

1871
01:27:35,799 --> 01:27:37,043
for an important meeting or...

1872
01:27:37,132 --> 01:27:39,799
Kenny, you've gotta
stop doing that, boy.

1873
01:27:39,883 --> 01:27:41,340
The trouble is with you, son,

1874
01:27:41,425 --> 01:27:44,127
you've been... walking
in his shadow for so long.

1875
01:27:44,217 --> 01:27:46,456
Don't you realize,
if you take a step to the side,

1876
01:27:46,550 --> 01:27:48,091
you'll cast a shadow
of your own?

1877
01:27:48,175 --> 01:27:51,257
Let some other bastard
walk in yours for a change.

1878
01:27:51,342 --> 01:27:53,417
Wake up to yourself,
for Christ's sake.

1879
01:27:53,509 --> 01:27:55,002
I'm going to bed.

1880
01:27:58,051 --> 01:27:59,592
Dad?

1881
01:27:59,677 --> 01:28:01,169
Yeah, what is it?

1882
01:28:02,344 --> 01:28:04,630
I've... I've been offered
a promotion.

1883
01:28:04,719 --> 01:28:07,670
You've been offered a what?
- A promotion.

1884
01:28:07,761 --> 01:28:09,218
Glenn said he was
impressed with

1885
01:28:09,303 --> 01:28:12,254
the sale I did to
the Japanese in America,

1886
01:28:12,345 --> 01:28:15,213
and he's asked me to
run the office in Sydney.

1887
01:28:15,303 --> 01:28:16,761
Well, that's good.

1888
01:28:16,845 --> 01:28:18,836
When do you kick off?
When do you start her?

1889
01:28:18,929 --> 01:28:21,596
Oh, I haven't said yes yet.
I'm trying to make my mind up.

1890
01:28:21,679 --> 01:28:23,966
What do you mean?
Why haven't you said yes yet?

1891
01:28:24,054 --> 01:28:25,512
Well, you know,
I've gotta decide

1892
01:28:25,596 --> 01:28:28,050
whether I want to be
off the road, you know,

1893
01:28:28,138 --> 01:28:30,010
and I've been working
with the crew in Melbourne

1894
01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:31,554
for a long while, Dad.

1895
01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:33,215
Yeah, but what do you
want to do?

1896
01:28:33,305 --> 01:28:35,545
Do you want to be
a crap crawler all your life?

1897
01:28:35,639 --> 01:28:38,175
This is your chance for you
to get out of the shit.

1898
01:28:38,264 --> 01:28:41,926
But I don't know if
I'm cut out for just a desk job.

1899
01:28:42,015 --> 01:28:44,301
Well, you'll never know
until you give it a try.

1900
01:28:44,390 --> 01:28:45,847
Don't you realize in this world

1901
01:28:45,932 --> 01:28:49,428
that people don't look up to you
until you're sitting down?

1902
01:28:49,516 --> 01:28:50,973
Take the desk job.

1903
01:28:51,057 --> 01:28:53,925
I actually don't want to be
away from the boy, Dad.

1904
01:28:54,016 --> 01:28:55,675
I don't want to be
away from Jesse.

1905
01:28:55,766 --> 01:28:57,224
I know you've got Jesse.

1906
01:28:57,308 --> 01:28:58,766
Of course I know
you've got Jesse.

1907
01:28:58,850 --> 01:29:00,722
And you've got a great relationship with
him too.

1908
01:29:00,809 --> 01:29:02,266
But do you think when he's 16

1909
01:29:02,350 --> 01:29:05,183
he'll want you to be driving him
to school in the crap cart?

1910
01:29:05,267 --> 01:29:08,100
You're gonna do
your same old caper, are you?

1911
01:29:08,184 --> 01:29:11,183
Take a backward step and let everyone
stand all over you?

1912
01:29:11,268 --> 01:29:13,508
I just need a bit of time
to think about it.

1913
01:29:13,602 --> 01:29:16,007
Glenn doesn't want an answer
for a few days yet.

1914
01:29:16,102 --> 01:29:18,389
So I've just gotta get
through the Melbourne Cup,

1915
01:29:18,477 --> 01:29:19,935
and once I've survived that...

1916
01:29:20,019 --> 01:29:21,642
Survive the Melbourne Cup.

1917
01:29:21,728 --> 01:29:24,051
The Melbourne Cup's
been survived for 200 years.

1918
01:29:24,144 --> 01:29:27,013
But, anyway,
you run your own race.

1919
01:29:27,103 --> 01:29:28,845
Just put that bloody light off,
will you?

1920
01:29:28,937 --> 01:29:30,844
I've gotta get a bit of sleep.

1921
01:29:31,937 --> 01:29:34,094
Goodnight, Dad.
- Goodnight, son.

1922
01:29:55,606 --> 01:29:58,012
What's going on here?

1923
01:29:58,107 --> 01:29:59,600
Just hang on a sec.

1924
01:30:01,732 --> 01:30:03,189
G'day, mate.
- Hello.

1925
01:30:03,274 --> 01:30:04,980
You're up early. How are you?
- Good.

1926
01:30:05,066 --> 01:30:07,103
Didn't expect to see you.

1927
01:30:07,191 --> 01:30:10,024
Just go and sit up on the fork.

1928
01:30:10,108 --> 01:30:11,056
G'day.

1929
01:30:11,150 --> 01:30:12,808
What are you doing here?
- I'm a bit early.

1930
01:30:12,900 --> 01:30:16,515
A bit early? You're four days early. I
said Saturday.

1931
01:30:16,609 --> 01:30:18,481
This has been organized
for a month, Kenny.

1932
01:30:18,567 --> 01:30:20,274
Today is Melbourne Cup.

1933
01:30:20,359 --> 01:30:22,930
You can't leave him... you can't leave
him with me today.

1934
01:30:23,026 --> 01:30:24,484
I can't...
You wrote it down.

1935
01:30:24,568 --> 01:30:26,144
Didn't you write it down,
for God's sake?

1936
01:30:26,235 --> 01:30:28,107
I wrote down 'Saturday'.
- You wrote down 'Saturday'?

1937
01:30:28,193 --> 01:30:29,852
You're an arsehole, Kenny.

1938
01:30:29,944 --> 01:30:32,349
Oh, g'day, Julie. How's Bill?

1939
01:30:32,444 --> 01:30:34,684
None of your bloody business.
- Fair enough.

1940
01:30:34,777 --> 01:30:36,235
Kenny, you're having him.

1941
01:30:36,319 --> 01:30:38,144
This is unbelievable.

1942
01:30:38,236 --> 01:30:41,400
Wave goodbye
to your mother and Julie.

1943
01:30:41,487 --> 01:30:42,944
You right?
- Yeah.

1944
01:30:43,028 --> 01:30:44,486
Good to see you, mate.

1945
01:30:44,570 --> 01:30:46,111
I wasn't expecting
to see you today.

1946
01:30:50,154 --> 01:30:52,477
Well, as you know,
today is, without a doubt,

1947
01:30:52,571 --> 01:30:54,527
the busiest day
on our calendar.

1948
01:30:54,613 --> 01:30:58,394
And, unfortunately,
this year we're two men down.

1949
01:31:01,614 --> 01:31:04,067
So, we've got 116 units
here today,

1950
01:31:04,156 --> 01:31:07,687
and today there's gonna be
over 150-odd thousand people

1951
01:31:07,781 --> 01:31:09,239
crammed in here.

1952
01:31:09,323 --> 01:31:12,689
So, today, I'm gonna have to
ask for 273% out of youse.

1953
01:31:12,782 --> 01:31:14,239
But we're gonna get
flogged today.

1954
01:31:14,324 --> 01:31:15,781
We're gonna be busier than

1955
01:31:15,865 --> 01:31:17,607
a one-armed bricklayer
in Baghdad.

1956
01:31:17,699 --> 01:31:19,654
We're gonna have to
make sure we all put in.

1957
01:31:36,284 --> 01:31:38,359
There you go.
Now you're one of the team.

1958
01:31:40,702 --> 01:31:42,858
Two rolls, mate. Excellent.

1959
01:31:45,035 --> 01:31:46,493
They haven't given us
much room

1960
01:31:46,577 --> 01:31:47,691
to turn around, have they?

1961
01:31:47,786 --> 01:31:48,781
No.

1962
01:31:49,911 --> 01:31:52,779
You alright, Jess?
Thanks, mate.

1963
01:31:52,870 --> 01:31:54,327
Is he coming up there?

1964
01:31:54,411 --> 01:31:56,367
No, mate,
he's going out the back now.

1965
01:31:56,453 --> 01:31:57,946
He's gotta do one more unit.

1966
01:32:09,121 --> 01:32:10,579
We'll call that one done, mate.

1967
01:32:10,663 --> 01:32:12,488
What do you say?
It looks alright, doesn't it?

1968
01:32:12,580 --> 01:32:14,038
If you grab that trolley...

1969
01:32:14,122 --> 01:32:17,819
Really and truly, have you got
this child here cleaning toilets?

1970
01:32:17,914 --> 01:32:19,988
Oh, no, he's not any kid.
That's my son.

1971
01:32:20,081 --> 01:32:22,119
What's he doing
cleaning toilets?

1972
01:32:22,206 --> 01:32:24,660
This is no place
for a child to be around

1973
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:27,319
the toilets
at a public racecourse.

1974
01:32:27,415 --> 01:32:29,489
It's a disgrace.
- I'm sorry you feel like that.

1975
01:32:29,582 --> 01:32:32,201
He should not have... What
sort of diseases could he get?

1976
01:32:32,291 --> 01:32:34,531
That's disgusting.
Sorry you feel that way.

1977
01:32:34,624 --> 01:32:36,366
You should be ashamed
of yourself.

1978
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:38,532
You right, mate?
Grab it from the handle, mate.

1979
01:32:43,459 --> 01:32:45,082
But I want to stay with you.

1980
01:32:45,167 --> 01:32:47,407
I know that, mate.
I'd love to have you with me.

1981
01:32:47,501 --> 01:32:49,622
But we might get
a few less complaints that way.

1982
01:32:49,709 --> 01:32:51,167
I might just get you...

1983
01:32:51,251 --> 01:32:53,657
Look, you'll be right here.
Look, prop yourself up here.

1984
01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:55,742
Here's... Open these up.

1985
01:32:55,835 --> 01:32:58,406
And, I don't know, make a little
poo ticket castle or something.

1986
01:32:58,502 --> 01:33:00,955
Hayley will give you a pen or something
to draw with, right?

1987
01:33:01,044 --> 01:33:03,118
I won't be long, mate.
I won't be a tick.

1988
01:33:07,586 --> 01:33:09,163
Hello?

1989
01:33:09,253 --> 01:33:11,125
Oh, g'day, Dad. What's wrong?

1990
01:33:11,212 --> 01:33:13,037
Well, you don't have
to worry about what it's...

1991
01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:14,207
It's not gonna feel
like anything.

1992
01:33:14,295 --> 01:33:15,243
You're gonna be asleep.

1993
01:33:15,337 --> 01:33:17,411
I've told you a hundred times, it's a
simple op.

1994
01:33:17,504 --> 01:33:19,744
What, do you reckon they get you to
handle the instruments?

1995
01:33:19,838 --> 01:33:21,295
You're asleep during
the whole thing, Dad.

1996
01:33:21,380 --> 01:33:22,837
What's wrong?

1997
01:33:22,921 --> 01:33:26,536
Well, we've got a ruptured hose
at the back of this unit...

1998
01:33:26,630 --> 01:33:27,578
Yeah.

1999
01:33:27,672 --> 01:33:29,497
...and a lot of piss
coming out of it.

2000
01:33:29,589 --> 01:33:31,331
We've got people
walking through it.

2001
01:33:31,422 --> 01:33:34,623
Well, just cut the hose beside it
so that water's coming out.

2002
01:33:34,714 --> 01:33:36,373
People won't know
the difference.

2003
01:33:36,465 --> 01:33:37,922
But these are $100 shoes.

2004
01:33:38,006 --> 01:33:40,081
I nearly fell over and
I've ruined my shoes.

2005
01:33:40,173 --> 01:33:41,750
Well, they seem to be
alright now, love.

2006
01:33:47,549 --> 01:33:49,042
This is not good.

2007
01:34:04,134 --> 01:34:05,627
Pump out the poo!

2008
01:34:17,386 --> 01:34:18,843
You're right, Thommo.

2009
01:34:18,928 --> 01:34:20,919
G'day, mate.

2010
01:34:21,011 --> 01:34:22,801
Where's Jesse?

2011
01:34:22,887 --> 01:34:24,593
He went after you.

2012
01:34:24,678 --> 01:34:26,337
What do you mean
he went after me?

2013
01:34:26,429 --> 01:34:27,886
He said he knew
where you were.

2014
01:34:27,970 --> 01:34:29,428
He was going to meet you.

2015
01:34:29,512 --> 01:34:31,088
He's what?
- Gone to meet you for lunch.

2016
01:34:31,179 --> 01:34:32,921
He hasn't gone looking
for me out there?

2017
01:34:33,013 --> 01:34:34,470
Yeah, he went to meet you.

2018
01:34:34,554 --> 01:34:38,134
Hayley, there's 120,000 people.
He was supposed to stay here.

2019
01:34:38,222 --> 01:34:41,054
Um... Oh, Jesus!

2020
01:34:41,139 --> 01:34:43,129
Oh, Jesus Christ!

2021
01:34:47,389 --> 01:34:49,843
Yes... Oh...

2022
01:34:49,931 --> 01:34:51,803
Dad, I haven't got time...

2023
01:34:51,890 --> 01:34:53,881
Of course they're gonna come and give
you a needle.

2024
01:34:53,973 --> 01:34:55,431
That's how they
put you to sleep.

2025
01:34:55,515 --> 01:34:57,138
Did you think
they were gonna read you

2026
01:34:57,224 --> 01:34:58,172
a bloody bedtime story?

2027
01:34:58,265 --> 01:34:59,842
Will you shut up
and listen to me?

2028
01:34:59,932 --> 01:35:02,682
I have to go. I've lost the
little boy. No, I'll explain later.

2029
01:35:05,016 --> 01:35:06,888
He can't be down there.

2030
01:35:06,975 --> 01:35:07,923
This is madness.

2031
01:35:08,017 --> 01:35:10,256
I don't know how I'm gonna find him in
all this.

2032
01:35:10,350 --> 01:35:12,341
I mean, look at it.
And this joint is enormous.

2033
01:35:12,434 --> 01:35:15,882
And I don't know... There's a...

2034
01:35:23,477 --> 01:35:26,226
He can't have gone in there.
He hasn't got a...

2035
01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:29,095
Well, I hope he hasn't gone
in there. He hasn't got a pass.

2036
01:35:32,603 --> 01:35:35,092
Oh, Jesus Christ!

2037
01:35:35,186 --> 01:35:37,142
Jeez, mate, are you alright?
- He's right. Get up.

2038
01:35:37,228 --> 01:35:39,799
Mate, are you alright?
- Yeah, he's alright. Don't worry.

2039
01:35:39,895 --> 01:35:40,926
He's alright?
- Yeah.

2040
01:35:41,020 --> 01:35:42,478
Are you sure he's alright?
- Get up.

2041
01:35:42,562 --> 01:35:44,636
You're embarrassing me.
Them girls will be here shortly.

2042
01:35:47,813 --> 01:35:48,808
Oh...

2043
01:35:52,397 --> 01:35:54,683
You haven't seen a kid,
have you? A small boy?

2044
01:35:54,772 --> 01:35:57,343
Haven't seen a little boy,
have you? A little kid? No?

2045
01:35:57,439 --> 01:36:01,931
Excuse me. Sorry.
Excuse me. Oh, God.

2046
01:36:05,606 --> 01:36:07,479
Oh, there he is.
There he is, there.

2047
01:36:07,565 --> 01:36:09,639
Where was he?
Where did you find him?

2048
01:36:09,732 --> 01:36:11,355
The boys found him
down near the toilets.

2049
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:13,561
Oh, you were down at the toilet?
You're a smart boy.

2050
01:36:13,649 --> 01:36:15,106
I didn't even think
of looking there.

2051
01:36:15,191 --> 01:36:16,139
I should've known, shouldn't I?

2052
01:36:16,233 --> 01:36:18,472
I've got you back
and I won't lose you again, eh?

2053
01:36:18,566 --> 01:36:20,059
Mmm.

2054
01:36:21,192 --> 01:36:23,431
I was worried, mate, eh?

2055
01:36:41,777 --> 01:36:43,768
Stay asleep. You're right.

2056
01:36:56,279 --> 01:36:57,902
Oh, my God.

2057
01:36:57,987 --> 01:36:59,859
Oh...

2058
01:37:03,113 --> 01:37:06,277
It's open! Come on! Come on!

2059
01:37:09,114 --> 01:37:12,195
You know, when people look
embarrassed or ashamed

2060
01:37:12,281 --> 01:37:13,738
at what I do,

2061
01:37:13,822 --> 01:37:15,695
I don't try
and convince them otherwise.

2062
01:37:15,781 --> 01:37:17,855
I don't try and beautify
the job that I do

2063
01:37:17,948 --> 01:37:19,405
or make it sound better.

2064
01:37:19,490 --> 01:37:21,776
I mean, if they've got
a problem with what I do

2065
01:37:21,865 --> 01:37:23,322
then it's their problem.

2066
01:37:23,407 --> 01:37:24,983
They've got the problem,
not me.

2067
01:37:28,699 --> 01:37:30,240
I was drunk at a party once,

2068
01:37:30,324 --> 01:37:31,782
and I don't normally
snap at people,

2069
01:37:31,866 --> 01:37:34,948
but I had a woman say to me
when I told her what I did,

2070
01:37:35,033 --> 01:37:36,230
she said, "How disgusting!

2071
01:37:36,325 --> 01:37:37,782
"I don't want to hear
about that."

2072
01:37:37,867 --> 01:37:40,107
And I said, "Well, how about
you go out in protest

2073
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,689
"and never have a crap again, lady, see
how long you last."

2074
01:37:42,784 --> 01:37:46,446
Hey, matey. Don't park.
I'm just about to pull out, mate.

2075
01:37:46,534 --> 01:37:48,609
You're not gonna
park here, are you?

2076
01:37:48,701 --> 01:37:50,527
I'll just be a minute.

2077
01:37:50,618 --> 01:37:52,159
Just gonna be a minute.

2078
01:37:52,243 --> 01:37:55,407
Well, he would've come out
of surgery about an hour ago.

2079
01:37:55,494 --> 01:37:58,776
Yes, Smyth. S-M-Y-T-H.

2080
01:38:04,286 --> 01:38:06,242
Dad? How are you?

2081
01:38:07,537 --> 01:38:09,777
Yeah, how you feeling?

2082
01:38:09,870 --> 01:38:12,738
I don't think I've ever thought
about doing another job.

2083
01:38:12,829 --> 01:38:14,370
Plumbing is all I've ever known.

2084
01:38:14,454 --> 01:38:18,401
You know, I'd love to have
flown an aeroplane,

2085
01:38:18,496 --> 01:38:21,411
I'd love to... I don't know,
write great music,

2086
01:38:21,497 --> 01:38:24,495
but I guess, they're
like everyone, they're dreams,

2087
01:38:24,580 --> 01:38:27,199
but I don't think I've ever been
envious of anyone else

2088
01:38:27,289 --> 01:38:29,908
'cause this is the life I've got.

2089
01:38:31,081 --> 01:38:33,535
Alright, well, I'll see you
in the morning, OK?

2090
01:38:33,623 --> 01:38:35,246
First thing.

2091
01:38:35,332 --> 01:38:38,034
Alright. I love you, Dad. Yep.

2092
01:38:38,124 --> 01:38:41,122
Yeah, I know. Alright, well,
I'll see you in the morning.

2093
01:38:41,207 --> 01:38:43,033
OK. 'Bye.

2094
01:38:46,083 --> 01:38:47,540
Hey, mate.

2095
01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:49,580
Do you want to
move your car now?

2096
01:38:49,667 --> 01:38:51,492
Yeah, mate, I said I'd move it.
It's alright.

2097
01:38:51,583 --> 01:38:53,823
Can we move it now?
- No, we can do it later.

2098
01:38:53,917 --> 01:38:55,493
I want to get going home, mate.

2099
01:38:55,584 --> 01:38:58,120
Relax. Alright? Relax.

2100
01:38:58,209 --> 01:39:00,449
I said I wouldn't be long, alright?

2101
01:39:00,543 --> 01:39:02,996
No, well, can you move it now?

2102
01:39:03,085 --> 01:39:04,875
No, don't worry about it. Alright?

2103
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:06,417
It's alright. I told you.

2104
01:39:06,502 --> 01:39:10,875
I told you I'll be out, alright?
Relax, alright? No worries.

2105
01:39:10,961 --> 01:39:12,537
Let it go.

2106
01:39:12,628 --> 01:39:14,286
No, you're absolutely right.

2107
01:39:14,378 --> 01:39:17,791
Sorry, I've had a bit of
a bad day. You take your time.

2108
01:39:17,878 --> 01:39:20,035
No worries.

2109
01:39:21,337 --> 01:39:24,205
He's, uh... he's absolutely right.

2110
01:39:24,295 --> 01:39:27,993
Just, uh... relax and let it go.

2111
01:39:28,088 --> 01:39:29,913
Let it go.

2112
01:39:50,632 --> 01:39:53,630
Oh... hello.

2113
01:39:55,341 --> 01:40:00,212
Relaxing and, uh... letting it go.

2114
01:40:09,051 --> 01:40:11,207
Yeah, no worries. Alright.

2115
01:40:11,301 --> 01:40:14,133
Shall we say 1,500 people?

2116
01:40:14,218 --> 01:40:16,374
Or 1,400? 1,500's fine, yeah.

2117
01:40:16,468 --> 01:40:18,755
And are you serving any food?

2118
01:40:18,843 --> 01:40:21,877
Is there any curries
or spicy foods or...?

2119
01:40:21,969 --> 01:40:23,426
Hey, mate, can you...

2120
01:40:23,511 --> 01:40:25,252
Can I call you back
in 15 minutes?

2121
01:40:25,344 --> 01:40:27,086
Yeah, that'd be great. Sorry.

2122
01:40:27,178 --> 01:40:28,919
Yeah, thanks.
Alright, mate. Thanks.

2123
01:41:50,687 --> 01:41:53,010
This is all the latest thing, this.

2124
01:41:53,104 --> 01:41:55,972
I've been told by a few mates
whether I've seen these things.

2125
01:41:56,063 --> 01:41:57,888
It's all computerized
and everything.

2126
01:41:57,980 --> 01:42:00,682
Abracadabra,
have a look at that!

2127
01:42:00,771 --> 01:42:02,644
This is... This is exciting.

2128
01:42:02,730 --> 01:42:04,187
I know this sounds a bit crazy,

2129
01:42:04,272 --> 01:42:05,729
but I've been looking
forward to this.

2130
01:42:05,814 --> 01:42:09,180
Have a look at this.
That's like a ride at the show.

2131
01:42:09,272 --> 01:42:12,436
You're kidding me.
Look at this.

2132
01:42:12,523 --> 01:42:15,521
All the poo tickets come out
like a fax machine.

2133
01:42:15,606 --> 01:42:16,981
Look at that.
Water. Hand-dryer.

2134
01:42:17,065 --> 01:42:18,439
That's all automated.

2135
01:42:18,523 --> 01:42:20,894
This is fant...
I've gotta have a go at this.

2136
01:42:20,982 --> 01:42:25,770
I'll, um... I'll shut the door
shut now, so I'll, uh...

2137
01:42:25,858 --> 01:42:28,228
Music! Gee, you're kidding me.

2138
01:42:28,316 --> 01:42:29,430
Space-age technology.

2139
01:42:29,525 --> 01:42:30,899
It's made its way
into everything.

2140
01:42:30,983 --> 01:42:32,939
Good luck, mate.
Yep.

2141
01:42:33,025 --> 01:42:34,648
Mention my name,
you'll get a good seat.

2142
01:42:34,734 --> 01:42:38,100
There you go.
That's the future, eh?

2143
01:42:40,984 --> 01:42:44,315
You know, I've often wondered
how different my life would be

2144
01:42:44,401 --> 01:42:46,392
if shit didn't stink.

2145
01:42:46,485 --> 01:42:48,890
You know, if it smelt nice

2146
01:42:48,985 --> 01:42:51,391
like flowers or potpourri,
you know?

2147
01:42:51,486 --> 01:42:53,358
You know, imagine,
then you'd be able to go

2148
01:42:53,444 --> 01:42:54,902
to someone's house

2149
01:42:54,986 --> 01:42:57,309
and say, "I'd like
to use your crapper."

2150
01:42:57,403 --> 01:43:00,188
And they'd be like,
"Oh, fantastic.

2151
01:43:00,278 --> 01:43:04,319
"Last time you were over here,
oooh, sensational!

2152
01:43:04,404 --> 01:43:07,734
"What was that smell, Ken?
Lavender?"

2153
01:43:07,821 --> 01:43:10,061
But it's... it's not gonna happen

2154
01:43:10,154 --> 01:43:12,145
'cause it doesn't
smell like lavender,

2155
01:43:12,238 --> 01:43:14,478
it smells like shit.

2156
01:43:14,571 --> 01:43:16,195
That's exactly
what it smells like.

2157
01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:20,404
And I have a feeling it's always
gonna smell like that.