1 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,162 WOMAN: (SINGING) Mama, can I, huh? Mama, can I, huh, huh? 2 00:00:14,279 --> 00:00:17,443 Can I, Mama, won't you please let me? Mama, can I, huh? 3 00:00:21,679 --> 00:00:24,047 That's the sweetest little dress, Sally Where'd you get the pattern? 4 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,771 Made me one just like it out of yellow dotted Swiss 5 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,807 Yes, I guess we got the earliest garden in the county 6 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,009 Beneath the strawberries are a heap of snappin' green beans 7 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,447 Too bad about your boy 8 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:43,442 Mama, make Willie quit pulling at my hair 9 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,960 Mama, ouch! Ouch! Mama, just make Willie quit it 10 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,402 Tommy, if ya don't put down that stick 11 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,767 I'm gonna wear you out with it Boy, be quick 12 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,445 Come quick, Sammy Jean stuck her finger in a Coke bottle 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,567 Can't get it out 'cause it's stuck, stuck, stuck 14 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,960 Now I told you my mama didn't raise no fool 15 00:00:58,039 --> 00:01:00,691 I can do anything if I got the right tools 16 00:01:00,759 --> 00:01:02,807 Mama, can I, huh? Mama, can I, huh, huh? 17 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,406 Can I, Mama, won't you please let me? Mama, can I, huh? 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,763 (DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 19 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,846 (HORSE NEIGHS) 20 00:01:19,439 --> 00:01:20,850 (ROOSTER CROWING) 21 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,168 (GRINDING) 22 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,883 (KIDS CHATTERING) 23 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,289 (CURRENCY COUNTER WHIRRING) 24 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,966 (COUNTER BEEPS) 25 00:01:51,359 --> 00:01:53,521 CHARLIE: Jeremy Kleiner up in Winnipeg writes, 26 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,920 "Feel better, boss man." That's nice. 27 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:02,370 And then, 28 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:08,169 Carter Bunch says, 29 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,890 "Keep fightin', you old cuss. You'll outlive us all." 30 00:02:21,199 --> 00:02:22,963 Indian Joe sent porn. 31 00:02:27,879 --> 00:02:30,564 Give these to the Chinaman. The usual disbursement. 32 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,204 (WHISPERING) 33 00:02:51,319 --> 00:02:53,322 Get your dad and uncles. 34 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:54,646 We need to talk. 35 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:57,686 (GRINDING) 36 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,365 You finish your chores? 37 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:07,568 Yes, sir. Been helpin' Grandma with the bank. 38 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:11,167 She sent me to get you. Wants us all together up in the house. 39 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,599 Dodd's inside. 40 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:18,844 DODD: ...fought in the trenches in France. 41 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,126 World War I. 42 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,610 He was an Artillerieschützen, my granddad, a gunner. 43 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,045 Blasted mustard gas at the Allies. 44 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,691 Had 'em dancing like poisoned rats. 45 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,801 The Brits caught him in a raid, 46 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:36,884 hung him by his thumbs for six days straight, 47 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,849 so this, what we're doin', this is nothin'. 48 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:42,729 Are you listening to me? 49 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:44,890 Is he listening to me? 50 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:47,605 Cut off his ears. 51 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,599 DODD: Wake him up. 52 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,448 He's dead, I think. 53 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,320 Weak. 54 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,645 CHARLIE: Uncle Dodd? 55 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:07,127 Doc's finished. Grandma wants us. 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Ripped By mstoll 57 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,050 (CAR DOORS OPENING) 58 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,370 (ENGINE STARTING) 59 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:05,444 (DOORS CLOSING) 60 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,410 Who were the goons? 61 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,880 Kansas City. 62 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,569 They wanna buy us out. 63 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:19,209 So they came to you, then? 64 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,327 They came to see your father. But he's not well. 65 00:05:22,399 --> 00:05:24,687 So they talked to me as a surrogate. 66 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,005 I should have been there. 67 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:28,685 Jeez, Dad. Don't be such a baby. 68 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:29,841 Shut up. 69 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,331 She shouldn't be in here. 70 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,850 She's old enough. I told her to stay. 71 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,081 She's a girl. 72 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,562 And girls grow up to be women, 73 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,723 and change boys' diapers. 74 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,564 Where's your little brother? 75 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,007 Rye? Haven't seen him. 76 00:05:50,079 --> 00:05:53,129 Who knows with that kid? Probably neck deep in some pussy. 77 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,800 With a girl, you know. 78 00:05:55,319 --> 00:05:56,480 What's the offer? 79 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,129 He talks to you. Where is he? 80 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,567 Said he had things to do out of town. 81 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,403 SIMONE: I saw him yesterday. FLOYD: What things? 82 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 What's the offer? 83 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,083 The world's becoming more corporate. 84 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,730 This was their pitch to me. 85 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:17,444 And in this new world there's no room for family business. 86 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,766 So, war. 87 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,930 They're offering to buy the whole operation, 88 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,331 then pay us to run it. 89 00:06:27,959 --> 00:06:29,040 Bottom line? 90 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,725 Bottom line, very little changes on the ground. 91 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,331 We may actually earn more. 92 00:06:35,159 --> 00:06:38,084 But instead of running it, we report to them. 93 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:39,923 To who? - Kansas City. 94 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,485 Balls. What'd you say? 95 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,610 I said thank you very much, I'll consult with my partners. 96 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,886 Meaning, Grandpa. 97 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,047 No. 98 00:06:48,639 --> 00:06:49,766 The stroke. 99 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,408 Your father is not in a lucid state. 100 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,725 Nor will he be, possibly ever. 101 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,605 What are you saying? 102 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,843 I'm saying your grandpa built this business, 103 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,048 but he's no longer capable of running it. 104 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,321 We should have a moment of silence, maybe. 105 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:16,606 As new boss, 106 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,331 I say we tell these Kansas City schwanzes 107 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:20,480 to go to hell in the fast lane. 108 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,606 Now, hold on. 109 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,045 DODD: What, you think it should be you? 110 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,360 No, stupid. 111 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:25,440 Mom. 112 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:27,204 Boss can't be a woman! 113 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:31,324 Who says? 114 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,206 Think about it. 115 00:07:34,439 --> 00:07:36,362 Mom's the one with ties to Winnipeg. 116 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,971 History with Carter B and the Solkerk crew. 117 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,564 Suppliers trust her. 118 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:43,560 It should be Mom. 119 00:07:43,639 --> 00:07:45,927 Hell, yes. I vote for Grandma. 120 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,081 Shut up. We're not voting. 121 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,925 I'm oldest. 122 00:07:52,279 --> 00:07:53,566 I'm boss. 123 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,925 End of story. 124 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:03,690 Give us a minute. 125 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,771 Not you. 126 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,127 Sit. 127 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:20,045 Eat somethin'. 128 00:08:21,639 --> 00:08:22,641 (DOORS CLOSE) 129 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:48,606 This moment, 130 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,121 how things go in the next few weeks, 131 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:54,801 will decide... 132 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,927 That's why... Let me finish! 133 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:04,799 (EXHALES) 134 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:15,244 Your grandfather left the ashes of the Weimar Republic 135 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,971 and came to this country to build a name for himself. 136 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:20,965 He built an empire 137 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,809 from a shoe shine box, 138 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,005 and then and only then did he send for your father. 139 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:32,924 Ma. I know the story. 140 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,001 No. You don't. 141 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,005 'Cause if you did, you'd know that you are just a small part of it. 142 00:09:42,919 --> 00:09:44,604 That's what an empire is. 143 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,044 It's bigger than any son. 144 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,161 Or daughter. 145 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,125 Eat. 146 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,165 I'm not hungry. 147 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:59,567 I'm your mother, you will eat with me. 148 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:02,846 (SIGHS) 149 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,080 Your time will come. 150 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:14,520 It Will. 151 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,004 But this isn't it. 152 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,203 And if you stand by me now, 153 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,123 I promise you that as soon as this crisis is over, 154 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,201 I'll hand you your legacy 155 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,047 and I'll turn my thoughts to the grave. 156 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:36,767 Now, we need to find Rye. 157 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:37,966 Can you do that for me? 158 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:39,086 Yes, ma'am. 159 00:10:39,159 --> 00:10:41,765 Wherever he is, whatever he's doing, 160 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:43,886 bring him home. 161 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,089 If you were a betting man, I'm sayin'. 162 00:11:05,159 --> 00:11:06,764 Well, I think history has proven 163 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,400 people of the Germanic persuasion don't surrender easy. 164 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,690 But you can kill 'em. 165 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,808 Unless the woman, being a woman... 166 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:18,046 Maybe we can scare her. 167 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,006 No. 168 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,447 I think we cut a deal with one of the sons. 169 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:26,288 The youngest maybe, Rye. 170 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:28,441 The elders are... 171 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:34,441 Well, you know how a lobster's got a pincher claw and a crusher claw? 172 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:39,605 Which one's which? 173 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:40,681 Pardon? 174 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,203 Which son is which claw? 175 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:45,725 You know what? Forget it. 176 00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:48,610 I don't want anything to do with your fakakta metaphor. 177 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,321 Management says acquire the territory, we acquire it. 178 00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:56,482 Whether that's cash down or sending bodies to the morgue, 179 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,528 that's up to the krauts. 180 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,927 First Gerhardt to switch sides gets a shiny red apple. 181 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:12,321 RECEPTIONIST: No, I know. 182 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I know. Uh-huh. 183 00:12:15,799 --> 00:12:18,041 No, no. Sheriff says it's a local matter. 184 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:20,051 Yeah. 185 00:12:21,039 --> 00:12:22,041 Okay then. 186 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:23,640 Yeah. 187 00:12:29,159 --> 00:12:31,082 (TYPING IN THE BACKGROUND) 188 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,320 (CHAIR CREAKS) 189 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,249 (PHONE RINGS) 190 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,443 (CHILDREN PLAYING) 191 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:55,363 (DOG BARKING) 192 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,408 (CAR STEREO MUSIC PLAYING) 193 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,201 MOLLY: Papa. HANK: That's me. 194 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:05,280 Papa! 195 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,850 Did you get some sleep? 196 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,640 Uh... A couple hours, you know. Went pretty late. 197 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,801 MOLLY: Papa. Papa. HANK: What? What? 198 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,370 What can I make you? 199 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,681 Uh, eggs would be good, if not a bother. 200 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,330 I could do oatmeal, maybe. 201 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,441 Tell me a story. 202 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:22,169 Somethin' about the smell of eggs right now... 203 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,684 Okay, coffee's fine. 204 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,120 Uh... 205 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,528 Okay. (SIGHS) 206 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,561 Once upon a time there was an oyster. 207 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:32,687 MOLLY: What's an oyster? 208 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,171 It's a shellfish. 209 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,321 MOLLY: Fish? 210 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,004 Close enough. Lou sleepin'? 211 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,559 BETSY: He had a call with the brass. Should be down soon. 212 00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,081 Apparently, one of your victims was a judge. 213 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:45,084 - A judge, huh? BETSY: Uh-huh. 214 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,400 The older woman? 215 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,086 Out of North Dakota. 216 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:51,681 Huh. 217 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:52,846 Papa! 218 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,365 Hello. Yes. 219 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,770 What's the story? 220 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,171 What story? 221 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,809 About the oyster. 222 00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,880 Oh, uh... 223 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,041 Yeah. 224 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,451 Sorry. Lieutenant called. 225 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,321 Judge, huh? 226 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:06,370 - Betsy told you. HANK: Yeah. 227 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,681 Yeah, municipal judge up in Fargo. 228 00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:10,245 Huh. Oh, yeah. 229 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,850 One day, the oyster got caught in the net. 230 00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:16,606 Fisherman pulled him up, all set to eat him. 231 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,443 Except he happened to have his daughter in the boat. 232 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:21,725 And she said... 233 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,881 "Daddy, how would you feel 234 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,485 "if I peeled the roof off your house and ate you?" 235 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,806 Was that you? 236 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,721 It was. 237 00:14:31,159 --> 00:14:32,844 That's the story of how your mom and me 238 00:14:32,919 --> 00:14:35,287 came to eat hot dogs for dinner, once again. 239 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,360 BETSY: Mmm-hmm. 240 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,046 Hey, so knowing she's a judge, that change anything? 241 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,043 Well, you know, I guess we gotta ask ourselves, 242 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,279 was this judge just in the wrong place at the wrong time, 243 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:48,051 or was this whole mess about her? 244 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600 (SPLASHES) 245 00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:03,726 Gonna be late for work, huh? 246 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,562 Yeah, I don't think I'm goin' in today. 247 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,721 Well, gotta keep up appearances though, right? 248 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:14,005 You said. 249 00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,169 Jeez, hon, your eye... 250 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,403 No, it doesn't hurt. It just... It looks bad. 251 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,889 Maybe I should stay home too. 252 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,524 No. You should go. 253 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,885 Just tell them you hit your head or something. 254 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,086 I gotta... 255 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,520 There's too much stuff to do here. 256 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,885 I... 257 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,282 Car's gotta be cleaned, the floors. 258 00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:39,446 I mean... 259 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,846 Yeah. 260 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,040 (DOOR OPENS) 261 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,444 Are you with me? 262 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,721 Good. 263 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,891 Bear's thrown in with Momma. That's his loss. 264 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,359 Distributors will stand with me, if I press. 265 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,720 But we need Rye. 266 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,885 So, when you find him, you bring him to me first, you understand? 267 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,450 Not her. Me. 268 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,527 There you go. 269 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,131 Thanks. 270 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,726 Remember to cook them all the way through this time. 271 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,566 Oh. Thank you. Hey there, Peggy. 272 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,686 Hey. 273 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:22,965 Expecting your husband. 274 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,601 Yeah, he had... 275 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,808 At dinner last night, I think it was some bad clams. 276 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,211 You know, from a can. 277 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,567 Never trust anything that comes from the sea. 278 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,050 We came from the sea. 279 00:18:35,519 --> 00:18:37,045 Tomorrow, for sure. 280 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,166 Okay. 281 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,570 - Bye. PEGGY: Bye. 282 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:45,201 ...a desperado, I heard. 283 00:18:45,279 --> 00:18:47,567 But Sheriff thinks a pair of 'em 284 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,688 gunned down those poor people at the Waffle Hut 285 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,807 one after another in cold blood. 286 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,800 I mean, first Watergate and now this. 287 00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,364 What's the world coming to? 288 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,041 Sorry, Mrs. Colson. Car wouldn't start. 289 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,924 I'll ditch the coat and get you squared away, okay? 290 00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:08,641 Big night? 291 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,721 Huh? 292 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:11,565 Got a hangover? 293 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,641 Oh! 294 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,240 No, it's just a migraine. 295 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:17,721 CONSTANCE: You talk to Ed? 296 00:19:18,279 --> 00:19:19,326 Did I... 297 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,728 About the seminar. Next weekend? 298 00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:23,801 Got us a room at the Southnick Hotel. 299 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,961 Oh, yeah. 300 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,923 I don't know. It's a lot of money. 301 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,007 And we're saving up right now, so Ed can buy the butcher shop. 302 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:34,880 What I'm hearing, is you think your husband's more important than you, 303 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,086 his needs. 304 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,441 No. I just... 305 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,769 We got a plan, you know? 306 00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:44,845 The word "we" is a castle, hon, with a moat and a drawbridge. 307 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,843 And you know what gets locked up in castles? 308 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:50,089 Dragons? 309 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,684 Princesses. 310 00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:53,568 Don't be a prisoner of "we." 311 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,330 Take the seminar. 312 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,166 It'll give you a key to the castle. 313 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:01,846 Yeah. 314 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,364 Oh, hey, you don't know what happened to all the TP, do you? 315 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,441 The what's that? 316 00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:12,325 Had a case of TP in the back last week. Somebody took it. 317 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,327 LOU: Yes, sir. I know I said it was a local matter last night, 318 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,810 but I slept on it, you know? 319 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,807 And given the level of violence, and with no apparent suspects, 320 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,769 and the fact that one of the victims was a judge... 321 00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:31,250 Right, in North Dakota, 322 00:20:31,319 --> 00:20:33,891 which means you're gonna have all kinds of interstate issues. 323 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,482 So, my thought is, you know, all the more reason for me... 324 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,006 Yes, sir. 325 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:43,685 Thank you, sir. 326 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,083 I'll coordinate with Sheriff Larsson, 327 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,445 and head up to Fargo first thing tomorrow. 328 00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:48,520 Yep. 329 00:20:52,839 --> 00:20:54,762 (TYPING IN THE BACKGROUND) 330 00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:03,601 (DOORS CLOSE) 331 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,880 SKIP: Yeah, I know, we... 332 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,810 You said all that, but my point... 333 00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:10,559 What I'm trying to... 334 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,560 I've got the money, see... I've got... 335 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:16,280 Uh... 336 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,441 I... 337 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:19,249 I mean, I will have. 338 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,881 So, you just need to hold the Selectrics for me until... 339 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,201 Uh... 340 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,328 So, just hold them, okay? Don't... 341 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,728 And I'll call you back. 342 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,401 (SIGHS) 343 00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:36,881 Hi, there. 344 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,720 Money troubles? 345 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:39,846 What? 346 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,644 Oh! No, he double-billed me for something, is all. 347 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,246 Just straightening things out. 348 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,601 I see. 349 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,240 Yeah. 350 00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:54,560 We're not really open, is the thing. 351 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,968 Waitin' for new models to come in. 352 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,805 So, closed temporarily. 353 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,640 That's okay. 354 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,528 We're not really customers. 355 00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:11,326 Okay, well... 356 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,730 Rye Gerhardt. 357 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:17,884 Is that your name, or... 358 00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:26,686 I mean, geez, I met the guy, of course. 359 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,442 Once or twice. 360 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:31,685 Were you... 361 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,441 Did you need a character reference or... 362 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,520 (CHUCKLES) 363 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:38,730 That's good. 364 00:22:38,799 --> 00:22:40,039 I like that. 365 00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,484 "A character reference." 366 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,644 How about you just tell us where he is, 367 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,449 seeing as he works for you and all. 368 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,166 Well, isn't that what you told Big Jim Suggs? 369 00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,962 Over at the Pig 'n' Poke yesterday? 370 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:56,885 Had a few drinks. 371 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,644 Told him you had a Gerhardt in your pocket. 372 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,721 I never... 373 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:04,848 (TYPEWRITER DINGS) - Ow! 374 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,121 (GRUNTS) 375 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,847 Kids today love to talk on the phone, 376 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,482 but I'm a big believer in correspondence, 377 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,969 friendly or otherwise. - (GRUNTS) 378 00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:21,365 "If you've got a complaint," is my motto, 379 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,805 "put it in writing." 380 00:23:23,799 --> 00:23:24,881 For instance, 381 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,371 last week I bought one of those 382 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,965 new automated coffeemakers at Sears. 383 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,642 You know, the one with the clock inside? 384 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:35,050 And the thing is, pardon my French, 385 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,484 a real piece of shit. 386 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,005 So, what do I do? 387 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,000 (CRACKS FINGERS) 388 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,445 "Dear General Electric, 389 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:56,559 "the coffee maker that I bought at Sears on 11th March 390 00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:59,603 "makes a noise when it's brewing (TYPING) 391 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,568 "that sounds like a fat man having a heart attack." 392 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,330 (GROANS) Stop! 393 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,882 "And it forces me to ask the question, 394 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,560 "is this why our once-great nation is going down the crapper? 395 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,883 (TYPEWRITER CLANGS) 396 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,564 "Yours in peace and harmony, 397 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,641 (GROANS) 398 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,444 "Mike Milligan." 399 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,125 The judge! 400 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,201 MIKE: Go on. 401 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,688 All I said was talk to her. 402 00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:33,840 What judge? 403 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,765 Mundt! 404 00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,285 Judge Mundt! 405 00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:38,800 (CLEARS THROAT) 406 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:45,846 (WHISPERING) 407 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,170 Talk to her. 408 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,365 That's what you said? 409 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,080 Yeah. 410 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:57,560 (SCOFFS) 411 00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:12,080 Why? 412 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,080 What happened? 413 00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:15,567 MAN 1: There he goes! 414 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,642 MAN: Don't let him get away, man! 415 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,926 MAN 3: Get a rope and we'll hang him! 416 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:33,250 MAN: (SINGING) One hour ahead of the posse 417 00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:36,085 The bloodhounds are hot on my trail 418 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,364 Last evening I shot down my sweetheart 419 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,125 This morning I broke out of jail 420 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,200 My Pinto is tired and hungry 421 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,039 And I'm feeling weary and gone 422 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,371 We started ahead of the posse 423 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,490 And we got to keep going on 424 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,486 The Sheriff has sworn he will get me 425 00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:00,530 He's riding with 20 and five 426 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,527 But I ain't afeared of that posse 427 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,923 For they'll never will get me alive 428 00:26:08,839 --> 00:26:11,605 One hour ahead of the posse 429 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,843 No turning to left or to right 430 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,480 We must win the race to the river 431 00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:20,570 Or there'll be a hanging tonight 432 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:24,089 We're gonna hang him tonight 433 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,810 One hour ahead of the posse 434 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,125 And now I'm inside on my own 435 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,164 At last we have beaten that posse 436 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,401 (GUNSHOT) 437 00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:46,848 May the Lord have mercy on my soul 438 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,404 (PANTING) 439 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,564 BETSY: You said to remind you I got that specialist appointment Tuesday. 440 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,721 Dad said he'd watch Molly. 441 00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:56,800 I'll drive you. 442 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,289 You sure? You got the case. 443 00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:00,486 I'll drive you. 444 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,922 We feel so special, don't we? 445 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,411 Gettin' Daddy for lunch. 446 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:13,886 Daddy! - (CHUCKLES) 447 00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,442 Captain said wait on going up to Fargo. 448 00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:19,842 He needs to work out some kind of chain of command BS, so... 449 00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:29,646 BETSY: Hon? 450 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,727 Hon? 451 00:29:54,039 --> 00:29:55,165 Sorry. 452 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,211 I got a wild hair. 453 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,131 Something's not adding up. 454 00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:02,125 Stay here, okay? - Uh-huh. 455 00:30:05,359 --> 00:30:06,724 MOLLY: What's Daddy doing? 456 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,040 Work stuff. 457 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,404 You wanna build a snowman? 458 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,330 (BELL RINGS) 459 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,006 You wanna build a snowman? 460 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,319 Can we do it over there? 461 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,605 How 'bout right here? 462 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,250 Okay, should we start getting some snow? 463 00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:36,401 Yeah! 464 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,169 What are you gonna call the snowman, Molly? 465 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,724 Maybe Bob. 466 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,280 Yeah. 467 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,205 BETSY: All right, we got the bottom. 468 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:20,009 Next, we need to make the body. 469 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,084 I need you to find me some sticks for the arms. 470 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,365 - Okay? - Yeah. 471 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,487 Thank you. 472 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:34,641 (GASPS) 473 00:31:38,599 --> 00:31:39,760 MOLLY: Momma! - Yeah? 474 00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,079 Look what I found! 475 00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:47,601 (GRUNTS) 476 00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:56,480 Can I keep it? 477 00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:05,326 No, hon. It's got a rip. 478 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,442 That's trash now. Okay? 479 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,840 Okay, Okay. 480 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,681 Hon! 481 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,046 Look at this! 482 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,167 Look what I found. - That's great, hon. 483 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,480 BETSY: I found it in the bushes. 484 00:32:43,559 --> 00:32:45,130 Fingerprints. BETSY: Yeah, I know. 485 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,804 Jeez, I got it by the barrel. 486 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,040 What's that? 487 00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:50,248 Momma's doing Daddy's job again. 488 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:51,805 Go, Momma! - (CHUCKLES) 489 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,880 You okay, hon? - Yeah. 490 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,325 BETSY: I stood up too fast, is all. 491 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:01,965 Help you, Officer? 492 00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:05,724 Sir, please roll up your window. 493 00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:09,451 My friend up front doesn't like to talk to strangers. 494 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,083 Well, he's gonna talk to me. 495 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,847 (CROW CAWS) 496 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,809 Rock County. 497 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,927 It's like... 498 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,248 What's that town on The Flintstones? 499 00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,806 Is that where we are? 500 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,208 (SINGING) On the Flintstones? 501 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,601 All right, that's it. Out of the car, all of you. 502 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,599 Your friends, too. 503 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,240 Come around the driver's side here. 504 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,811 Okay, let me see some IDs. 505 00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:17,210 I'm gonna reach in my pocket. 506 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:27,846 Now them. 507 00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:50,161 Mike Milligan 508 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,724 and two named Kitchen. 509 00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:57,686 Brothers, yeah? 510 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,682 MIKE: Yes, sir. That's us. 511 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,085 Kansas City. 512 00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:07,885 MIKE: What's this about, Sheriff, if I'm okay to ask? 513 00:36:11,519 --> 00:36:14,682 Now, if I were to search you three, would I find weapons? 514 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,204 (CHUCKLES) Well, sir. 515 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,567 You have nothin' to fear from us. 516 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:22,371 We're just passin' through town on our way to points south. 517 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,929 Thought we'd stop for some waffles. 518 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,411 Gale's idea. 519 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,369 Heard you had some real good ones around here. 520 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,282 So, you can imagine our surprise 521 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,364 when we find the place closed, and, apparently, the scene of a crime. 522 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,768 What size shoes you boys wear? 523 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,601 Now, that is a truly odd question. 524 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,961 Last time I checked, I was a 10. Boys? 525 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,322 MIKE: Now, I'm gonna go ahead and guess the boys are an 11, 526 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,840 and not a two, which would make them toddlers. 527 00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:02,409 Now, unless there's some law been broken, 528 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,561 I think it's time for us to be on our way. 529 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,528 I promised the boys' wives I'd have them home for supper. 530 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:10,286 And I am, if nothing else, a man of my word. 531 00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:18,641 Okay. 532 00:37:20,159 --> 00:37:23,481 I got your names and your plate number. 533 00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:28,846 I'm gonna radio ahead and make sure you make it out of state. 534 00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:30,681 If not, 535 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,969 I'm gonna put out a APB, and have you boys rounded up. 536 00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:36,610 And then we'll talk again. 537 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,085 You understand? 538 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,487 MIKE: I do. 539 00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:51,204 And isn't that a minor miracle? 540 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:53,525 The state of the world today, 541 00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:56,682 the level of conflict and misunderstanding, 542 00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:02,208 that two men could stand on a lonely road in winter and talk, 543 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:05,849 calmly and rationally. 544 00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:14,960 While all around them people are losing their mind. 545 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,559 You have a nice day. 546 00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:35,130 (DOORS OPEN) 547 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,244 (DOORS CLOSE AND ENGINE STARTS) 548 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:26,849 BUD: Good night, Noreen. NOREEN: Okay then. 549 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,960 (LAUGHING) 550 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,800 (DOOR CLOSES) 551 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,246 CONSTANCE: Don't be silly. I'll give you a ride. 552 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,961 PEGGY: You sure? I don't wanna be a bother. 553 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:58,411 CONSTANCE: No bother. 554 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,686 CONSTANCE: Come on, sexy. Get in. 555 00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:07,244 (MUSIC ON CAR STEREO) 556 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,842 (ENGINE STARTS) 557 00:40:51,639 --> 00:40:53,369 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 558 00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:47,690 (CREAKING) 559 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,449 PEGGY: Right to the right, there. 560 00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:19,487 CONSTANCE: Ooh! You're a life saver. 561 00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:21,927 It's a real mess. 562 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,161 CONSTANCE: Thanks, doll. 563 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,447 Shouldn't have had all that ginger ale. 564 00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:27,409 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 565 00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:34,530 (URINATING) 566 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,965 (FLUSHING) 567 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:35,681 PEGGY: Ed? 568 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,081 (WHISPERS) Ed? 569 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,724 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 570 00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:47,204 MAN: (SINGING) Well, I might take a plane 571 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,123 Might take a train 572 00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:52,362 If I got to walk, I'm going just the same 573 00:43:52,519 --> 00:43:54,726 I'm going to Kansas City 574 00:43:55,639 --> 00:43:57,608 Kansas City, here I come 575 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,489 They got some crazy little women there 576 00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:04,608 Jeez. What happened to your car? 577 00:44:04,679 --> 00:44:07,331 Oh, no. It's nothing. Just a dust-up. 578 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,880 Ed had a few too many last night, and hit a tree. 579 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,130 He's fine though. Just shook up. 580 00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:15,201 CONSTANCE: What about you? 581 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:18,045 Me? Oh, no, I wasn't... I was home. 582 00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:20,565 Those bills aren't gonna pay themselves. 583 00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:25,320 You're kind of a bad girl, aren't you? 584 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,447 (SCOFFS) 585 00:44:26,519 --> 00:44:28,284 Yeah, you are. 586 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:33,045 I'm usually able to tell right away, but you had me fooled. 587 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,641 Oh, it's nothin'. I just bumped it, is all. 588 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,443 In the dust-up? 589 00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:42,920 Thought you weren't in the car, you said. 590 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,960 It's okay. You don't have to tell the truth. 591 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,326 I'm not even mad about the TP. 592 00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,481 Next time, just ask though. 593 00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:59,405 Or maybe that's what you like. 594 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,887 Huh? 595 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,166 Breaking the rules? 596 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,088 Thanks for the ride, okay? 597 00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:08,721 I've just got a real bad headache, like I said before, and... 598 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,485 So maybe, I'll just see you at work tomorrow, okay? 599 00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:14,684 Sleep well, now. 600 00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:56,045 Didn't expect you'd still be here. 601 00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:57,121 Yeah. 602 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,250 Found possibly the murder weapon over in the bushes there. 603 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,608 Betsy did, I mean, 604 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,842 if I'm being honest, which I try to be. 605 00:46:09,639 --> 00:46:12,371 So, now I'm wondering what else I missed. 606 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,125 Anything interesting on that car I called in? 607 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,447 Oh... 608 00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:19,523 Those fellows were positively fascinating. 609 00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:22,248 Nothin' actionable, though. 610 00:46:22,639 --> 00:46:23,641 (SIGHS) 611 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,885 Cook fell funny, is the truth. 612 00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:33,010 Why I'm still here. 613 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,128 Got stuck in my head. 614 00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:38,570 Callback. 615 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,121 Heard it referred to once as a convergence. 616 00:46:45,199 --> 00:46:47,726 You know, one thing reminds you of another. 617 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,847 Yeah. 618 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,525 Wanna talk about it? 619 00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:55,965 Not especially. 620 00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:10,489 We had a guy on the boat, liked to smoke cigars for breakfast. 621 00:47:10,559 --> 00:47:13,005 Picked up the habit from his granddad, he said. 622 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:20,800 This was on the Bode River, '74. 623 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,164 So, I'm on the wheel, this kid comes out... 624 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,811 'Cause what could he have been? Nineteen? 625 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,440 Lights his shit stick, and then... 626 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,967 He never even saw it coming. 627 00:47:43,199 --> 00:47:45,282 Shot him right through the cigar. 628 00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:49,648 A one-in-a-million shot. 629 00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:55,726 And the look on his face when he fell... 630 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,449 Just like the cook. 631 00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:02,485 Bafflement. 632 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,960 Yeah. 633 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,608 This German captain hung himself. 634 00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:19,125 1945. 635 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,489 Found him in a bunker during the mop-up, 636 00:48:24,199 --> 00:48:25,804 face all purple, 637 00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:28,764 eyes bugged out. 638 00:48:30,599 --> 00:48:34,969 Then in '62, I'm responding to a suicide. 639 00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:37,923 Fellow's in his bathroom, 640 00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:41,561 swinging from an electric cord. 641 00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,764 You never know. - Mmm. 642 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,130 War stories. (CHUCKLES) 643 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,168 Different now, though. 644 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,250 After WWII, 645 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:06,041 we went six years without a murder here. 646 00:49:06,119 --> 00:49:07,451 Six years. 647 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,202 Now, these days, well... 648 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,487 Sometimes I wonder if you boys didn't bring that war home with you. 649 00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:32,804 (MOTOR WHIRRING) 650 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,208 (CAR SLOWING DOWN) 651 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,324 (EXHALES) 652 00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:27,166 (RATTLING) 653 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,563 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 654 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,007 (CONTINUES KNOCKING) 655 00:52:01,199 --> 00:52:03,043 (KNOCKING LOUDER) 656 00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:35,085 LOU: Hey. Burnin' it at both ends, huh? 657 00:52:37,079 --> 00:52:38,490 - Yeah. - Yeah. 658 00:52:38,559 --> 00:52:40,164 Double shift for me. 659 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,929 Yeah. Hear what happened? 660 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,402 - At the Waffle Hut? Yeah. LOU: Yeah. 661 00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:50,360 - Real mess. - Yeah. 662 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,648 The killer still at large, they say? 663 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,403 Yeah, we think so. 664 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,326 Anyway, saw your light on. 665 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,003 You know, Molly loves bacon for breakfast. 666 00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:04,650 I seem to remember we're out. 667 00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,960 So, I thought, if you don't mind, I'd pick some up, 668 00:53:07,039 --> 00:53:08,610 be there when she woke up. 669 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,481 (CHUCKLES) 670 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,760 - Yeah. - Yeah? 671 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,329 Yeah, sure. Come on in. 672 00:53:16,119 --> 00:53:17,121 (DOOR CLOSES) 673 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,280 Uh... 674 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,286 So, you want fatback or... 675 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,360 Well, lean, if you got it. 676 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,487 Okay. 677 00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:24,766 Third of a pound. 678 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,009 So, how's Peggy? 679 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,490 Yeah, she's, uh... 680 00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:41,045 She's doin' good. 681 00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:43,565 You know, doin' real... 682 00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:46,041 Work's good, she says. 683 00:53:48,639 --> 00:53:50,960 Yeah, I think Betsy's coming in this week 684 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,009 for a trim, which... 685 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,128 I don't know why I know that. (CHUCKLES) 686 00:53:58,199 --> 00:53:59,326 Wives... 687 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:03,724 They talk whether we're listening or not. 688 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,329 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. Oh. 689 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,559 No, it's... It's on the house. 690 00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:11,920 No, no, let me... 691 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,570 No, I... I got it. (PHONE RINGING) 692 00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:17,563 I... I got it, here we go. All right, hold on. 693 00:54:18,519 --> 00:54:19,567 (GRUNTS) 694 00:54:19,639 --> 00:54:21,210 (PHONE RINGING) 695 00:54:26,119 --> 00:54:27,610 You gonna get that? (RINGING CONTINUES) 696 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,360 Yeah. 697 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,400 Yeah. 698 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,643 (RINGING CONTINUES) 699 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,927 PEGGY: Why is it takin' so long? 700 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,809 ED: Yeah, it's just... 701 00:54:45,679 --> 00:54:47,842 The wife... I'm almost done. - Right. 702 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:51,208 Well, can you hurry up? I don't like being here by myself. 703 00:54:53,079 --> 00:54:54,206 Thanks. 704 00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,846 Ed? 705 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,804 Ed? 706 00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:02,570 (DOOR CLOSES) 707 00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:04,967 Ed? 708 00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:06,086 Yeah. 709 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,248 Yeah, I still gotta... 710 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:11,650 You know, it takes time, grinding a whole... 711 00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,244 No, I know. I... 712 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,369 I just miss you, is all. 713 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,487 No, I miss you too, hon. 714 00:55:19,199 --> 00:55:20,360 It's just... 715 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,601 I'll make some oatmeal, okay? 716 00:55:21,679 --> 00:55:23,967 And we can have breakfast when you get home. 717 00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:25,920 Okay. 718 00:55:28,639 --> 00:55:30,005 I love you. 719 00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:32,525 Love you, too. 720 00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:35,760 Bye. 721 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,440 (CALL ENDS) 722 00:55:41,039 --> 00:55:42,610 NARRATOR: No one would've believed, 723 00:55:42,679 --> 00:55:45,047 in the last years of the 19'th century 724 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,248 that human affairs were being watched 725 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,282 from the timeless worlds of space. 726 00:55:50,119 --> 00:55:53,010 No one could've dreamed we were being scrutinized, 727 00:55:53,079 --> 00:55:56,003 as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm 728 00:55:56,199 --> 00:55:58,123 and multiply in a drop of water. 729 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,525 Few men even consider the possibility of life on other planets, 730 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,764 and yet, across the gulf of space, 731 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,730 minds immeasurably superior to ours, 732 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,804 regarded this earth with envious eyes 733 00:56:12,079 --> 00:56:16,722 and slowly and surely they drew their plans against us. 734 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:27,500 Ripped By mstoll