1 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:24,692 But I might die tonight 2 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:53,096 I don't want to work away 3 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:56,182 Doing just what they all say 4 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:01,020 Work hard boy and you'll find 5 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,398 One day you'll Have a job like mine 6 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:08,695 Cause I know for sure 7 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:12,240 Nobody should be that poor 8 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:16,327 To say yes, to say no 9 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,415 Because you happen To say so, say so 10 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,125 You say so 11 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,294 I don't want to work away 12 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,923 Doing just what they all say 13 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,927 Work hard boy and you'll find 14 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:35,972 One day you'll Have a job like mine 15 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,975 But I might die tonight 16 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:51,404 Hello? Oh Susan, come to my office please. Right away. 17 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,949 As you know, the job pays reasonably well. 18 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,076 And if you work hard, who knows? 19 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,747 You may end up behind this desk one day. 20 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,837 Come in. 21 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,922 This is...Nick. 22 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,133 Michael. - Oh, I'm sorry. Michael 23 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:16,554 He's new here. Tell him about his duties. He's to start at once. 24 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,223 Turn that off! 25 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,310 Now...you'll get your wages every Saturday. 26 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,187 Good, son? - Thanks a lot, Gov. 27 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,774 None of your "Gov" in this establishment! 28 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:31,068 It's always "sir". Don't forget! 29 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,696 Please...Thank you, sir. - All right. 30 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,413 There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces. 31 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:45,875 Cashier's desk...Down this corridor's the main baths. 32 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,919 Men's on the left, women's on the right. 33 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,964 That's my boxroom down there with the door open. 34 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,508 You've got one on the left. 35 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:58,554 Your first job? - Yes. I thought it would be all white. 36 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,600 I only left school at Christmas. 37 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:07,021 You'll be all right here... You can leave your coat there. 38 00:03:11,943 --> 00:03:13,069 I'll show you the pool. 39 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,740 Come on. 40 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,536 - Will I be allowed to swim there? - Yes, anytime you want... 41 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,123 Come on, this way. I'll show you what to do. 42 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,251 Keep going, you won't be so cold. 43 00:03:28,952 --> 00:03:30,453 I'll explain to you about the bath. 44 00:03:30,536 --> 00:03:32,413 That's the toilets there. Both those doors there. 45 00:03:33,957 --> 00:03:35,667 As I said, there's your boxroom on the left... 46 00:03:36,668 --> 00:03:37,961 And that's my section. 47 00:03:38,962 --> 00:03:40,046 Come here, handsome! 48 00:03:40,171 --> 00:03:42,715 You'll get yourself great tips, even better than mine. 49 00:03:43,549 --> 00:03:44,592 What do you mean? 50 00:03:44,968 --> 00:03:47,053 Number 4 hasn't been done out. I'll show you what to do in here. 51 00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:50,014 Well...you know, old chap, 52 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:54,936 ladies of a certain age tend to favor polite and obliging young boys. 53 00:03:55,645 --> 00:03:56,813 So do some gentlemen. 54 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:57,897 Yeah... 55 00:03:57,981 --> 00:04:00,400 - First you... - I'm not to wait on ladies, am I? 56 00:04:01,985 --> 00:04:03,319 We'll see. 57 00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:05,446 First, you scrub it up. 58 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:08,533 I know some women will tip you 10 bob for nothing really, 59 00:04:09,993 --> 00:04:11,327 just for imagining things. 60 00:04:11,994 --> 00:04:13,079 Yeah... 61 00:04:13,996 --> 00:04:15,164 After some of them, 62 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,291 this is quite a job. 63 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:23,297 Then you lay out a clean towel, soap, a dry brush, 64 00:04:23,381 --> 00:04:26,968 a mat, a bathrobe and a sheet... 65 00:04:27,093 --> 00:04:28,970 - Can I help you do it? - No, it's all right. 66 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,305 And wipe the masterpieces off the wall. 67 00:04:32,974 --> 00:04:35,518 And don't believe everything you read, as the teacher said. 68 00:04:36,686 --> 00:04:38,104 When they're in here they're all supermen. 69 00:04:38,187 --> 00:04:39,897 Right. Can you remember all that? 70 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:45,194 Towel... No, wash it...Towel... 71 00:04:45,987 --> 00:04:47,572 Bathmat... 72 00:04:48,698 --> 00:04:50,533 Bathrobe... 73 00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:52,744 Sheet... 74 00:04:52,785 --> 00:04:54,579 - And? - And masterpieces. 75 00:04:54,704 --> 00:04:56,873 Right. That's a bit rough, but it'll do. 76 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,460 Right. We'll go and get you changed. 77 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:05,548 You've got shorts and a t-shirt, and a white coat like mine. 78 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,884 Here you are, your first customer. 79 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:11,053 I'm sorry...Please, come in. 80 00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:15,558 Number 5 I think please sir... Just down there. 81 00:05:15,641 --> 00:05:17,101 Hang on, I'll get a towel! 82 00:05:18,019 --> 00:05:22,773 What did you say? Number 5? What's the number got to do with it... 83 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:28,112 No sir, please sir, number 5 is down there. Yes, number 5. 84 00:05:28,237 --> 00:05:29,739 This is number 2. 85 00:05:30,323 --> 00:05:31,657 Come... 86 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,911 Towel, sir, please... 87 00:05:36,037 --> 00:05:37,163 Soap perhaps... - Up yours! 88 00:05:37,246 --> 00:05:38,706 - Soap! - Up yours! 89 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:41,834 A bathrobe? 90 00:05:44,754 --> 00:05:48,424 Hello? Hold on, I'll see if she's here. 91 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,218 Susan! 92 00:05:53,763 --> 00:05:56,432 I can't find her. Sorry... - Yes? 93 00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,809 There you are. 94 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,437 There was a call for you. 95 00:06:02,063 --> 00:06:03,606 Sorry. 96 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:07,568 - Who? - A man of course. 97 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,865 Of course. 98 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,894 - Mike? - Yes? 99 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:44,105 Mike, be a dear and look after my section for a bit, will you? 100 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,273 I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes. 101 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:48,442 There's a customer I know in the waiting room. She's a decent sort. 102 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,611 Put her in... 103 00:06:50,695 --> 00:06:52,113 Cubicle 3. 104 00:06:52,196 --> 00:06:54,073 Yeah, but... 105 00:06:54,198 --> 00:06:56,784 You're not worried, are you? All right? 106 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:01,288 All right, Susan. 107 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:04,750 And don't call her "Gov". 108 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,480 The girl attendant isn't here Madam, 109 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:28,941 but I will show you to your cabin. 110 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,526 Lovely. 111 00:07:33,112 --> 00:07:34,196 Your... 112 00:07:36,115 --> 00:07:37,241 cabin... 113 00:07:38,117 --> 00:07:39,618 You're new here, aren't you? 114 00:07:40,119 --> 00:07:41,162 Yes. 115 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,330 - You keen on football? - Yes, Madam. 116 00:07:45,124 --> 00:07:49,128 Would you get me a shampoo for medium-dry hair? 117 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:51,505 You'll find it in the girls' boxroom. 118 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:27,708 Come in. 119 00:08:30,169 --> 00:08:32,755 - Oh, it's you, boy! - Your shampoo, Madam? 120 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,799 - Would you help me with this? - Yes, Madam...I... 121 00:08:43,182 --> 00:08:44,266 The buttons as well. 122 00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:45,976 Yes, Madam. 123 00:08:48,187 --> 00:08:49,980 Careful boy, you're so rough! 124 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:53,609 I'm sorry, lady...Madam. Will that be all? 125 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:56,695 No, this is a bloody nuisance as well, 126 00:08:57,196 --> 00:08:58,989 you might as well undo it while you're here. 127 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:06,205 - Look...no...I don't know how. - All right, if you're so useless... 128 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:08,040 Thank you, Madam. - Wait a minute! 129 00:09:08,874 --> 00:09:11,585 Here...take this and get out. 130 00:09:12,211 --> 00:09:15,381 No really, thank you, it's okay, nothing really, it was nothing. 131 00:09:46,912 --> 00:09:48,539 Who will be the first in? 132 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:54,378 Shoes off! 133 00:09:55,212 --> 00:09:56,672 Everybody! 134 00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:00,986 Come on, come come come... 135 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:22,458 Having a good time? 136 00:11:37,014 --> 00:11:38,265 Help! 137 00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:46,982 Help! I nearly fainted. I think the water was too hot! 138 00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:48,776 I can't get any... 139 00:11:50,027 --> 00:11:51,820 It's just...If I could just rest. 140 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:57,868 - Look, I'll get Susan. - Wait! Please... 141 00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:00,329 Suppose if something really happened... 142 00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:02,706 I mean, it wouldn't look good, would it... 143 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,333 if you were in here with me... 144 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,794 Just waiting...until I got some clothes off. 145 00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:14,176 Are you...are you keen on football? 146 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:18,222 All the boys are, aren't they? One way or another. 147 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:23,978 It's always tackle... dribble...dribble...Shoot... 148 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,145 Yes, but... 149 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,523 Why don't you look into my eyes? Look, boy! 150 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:31,944 Stop it, stop staring at my tits! 151 00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,571 What position do you play in, boy? 152 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,240 Where do you play? 153 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:41,996 It doesn't matter, they're all the same now, they're all playing all over the pit... 154 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:47,042 Pushing hard, backing tight, screening the ball... 155 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,046 Tackle, tackle, dribble, dribble, shoot! 156 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,966 Keep your eyes up, boy, it isn't decent! 157 00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:58,679 Did you see Georgey Best score those six goals at Northampton? 158 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:00,889 Six of them! 159 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:05,060 The second one when he got his head... 160 00:13:05,144 --> 00:13:07,229 Do it! Just a touch! 161 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:09,064 It flew in. 162 00:13:09,148 --> 00:13:14,695 Or that other one, when he dribbled across the field... 163 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:20,451 A dummy-close...dribble... dribble...And shot! 164 00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:24,204 Now he just pushed it in... 165 00:13:24,288 --> 00:13:28,042 Just glided it in...slowly... 166 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:31,462 just inside the posts. 167 00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:35,007 Oh no! You can't keep Georgey out! 168 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,009 Oh, boy! 169 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:42,389 Boy...Georgey...Best! 170 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,644 Get out. 171 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:50,773 I don't need you anymore. 172 00:14:00,824 --> 00:14:02,075 Mike! 173 00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:05,496 Mike? 174 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,751 Mike! 175 00:14:13,128 --> 00:14:15,255 - What are you doing up there? - Is it okay to be up here? 176 00:14:16,131 --> 00:14:17,424 The manager never comes up here. 177 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:23,096 - What is it? - It's just some birds up here nesting. 178 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,598 Really? 179 00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:28,810 Here, this is for you. 180 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:31,438 Ten bob? 181 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,856 From that fat beauty. 182 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,691 How was it? All right? 183 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,903 - I don't want the money. - Come on, don't be so childish. You keep it. 184 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,029 - I don't want it. - You keep it! 185 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,906 - Sue, I don't want it! - Mike! 186 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,328 I helped out a bit here while you were busy with her. 187 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,122 Thanks. 188 00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:50,874 You see what I mean? 189 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,460 You can pick up quite a bit, really. 190 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,629 You don't have to do anything for it. 191 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,466 Just go along with the gag, that's all they want. 192 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,138 Do you think we better go down? 193 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,267 I'll... 194 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,272 I'll pick them out and tell you when to swap. 195 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:16,108 Chop... 196 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,484 That sounds like my dad! 197 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,569 - Chop, Michael! - That sounds like... 198 00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:23,282 Hey, let's have some service here! 199 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,829 Could be my father. 200 00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:33,166 Mom! Dad! 201 00:15:33,292 --> 00:15:36,169 Mom, look...this is for gents only. You'll have to... 202 00:15:36,253 --> 00:15:37,796 Nice welcome we get! 203 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:39,423 It's your mom's bath night, son. 204 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,300 Mommy's boy! 205 00:15:45,887 --> 00:15:48,348 Better late than never, if you ask me, eh son? 206 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,727 Please Mom, go in the Women's. You'll get the full treatment. 207 00:15:51,768 --> 00:15:53,437 Okay? The full treatment! 208 00:15:56,189 --> 00:16:00,652 - How goes it, son? - Oh, it goes all right. 209 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:09,870 Sue, Sue! You know that woman you got in there? It's me mum! 210 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,289 So what? 211 00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:14,583 Be nice to her! Give her the treatment. 212 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,586 - It's too late. - What? 213 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,921 I had to put her in her place. 214 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,967 - But why? - She deserves it. 215 00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,805 Sue, what are you saying? I told you, it's me mum! 216 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,515 Your mum is a cow. 217 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,315 Sue...Sue! 218 00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:43,195 Don't say things like that! It's not nice. 219 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,322 She's a cow. 220 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,082 Your mother's a silly old cow! Yes! 221 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,751 She can't be, she's dead. 222 00:17:19,231 --> 00:17:20,524 It's too...I'm sorry... 223 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,257 - Good night. - See you at home. 224 00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,449 Reading on duty? 225 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,917 Mike, I'll see to things in your section. 226 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,543 There's a lady waiting, will you see to her? 227 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,171 My mum left this for you. 228 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,971 Did she? Go on, go on! 229 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,482 I'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here, 230 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,150 but I'll show you to your cabin, Madam. 231 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,861 - Are you new here? - Yes. 232 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,405 But I don't like football. 233 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,951 Can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo, please? - Yes. 234 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,122 That's no good. I need a medicated one. 235 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,209 If it's no good, it's no good, what can I do? 236 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,961 - It's your medicated shampoo. - Thanks. 237 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,005 Thank you. 238 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,050 Sorry. 239 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,136 Sir! 240 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,221 Mike! 241 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,100 It's good to see you again! How are you? - I'm fine, sir. 242 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,852 You like working here? It's fun, huh? 243 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,562 It keeps me fit, down along in your class. 244 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,439 Does it? 245 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,987 Not bad! 246 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,867 I expect I'll be running into you now and again. 247 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,078 In winter I take a bath here occasionally. 248 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,497 See you around. 249 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,084 Come on, get your clothes off, what are we laying about for? Pete? 250 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,004 Thanks. 251 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,839 - Where do you want it? - Let's sit over here. 252 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,012 - Cheese and pickle, is that all right? - Yes, great. 253 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,932 - Here, look at this! - Great! 254 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,268 It's like the bleeding outdoors! 255 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,896 - We should be swimming! - Look at this lot! Look! 256 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,232 I feel like an organ grinder, look at this! 257 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,859 Look! - All right. 258 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,069 Look at the old one up on the board there! 259 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,202 - Bet you can't do that, Mike. - I never tried. 260 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,496 There's always a first time. 261 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,624 Hey, that's her! That's the girl! 262 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,752 Oh, to be a sandwich, now that spring is here! 263 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,422 Why don't you go change in the mens' room? You can't change out here! 264 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,466 It's all right, she's seen it all before, hasn't she? 265 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,134 Hey, you can't swim like that! 266 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,472 Have you had her yet? Have you been up there? 267 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,641 Got around there? She any good, is she? 268 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:51,936 Give us it back! 269 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:55,689 Go and get it! 270 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,066 You bloody sow! 271 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,568 Push him! Come on, push him! 272 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,945 In the water! 273 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,033 - Go get him! - That's it! 274 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,953 Hold him down! 275 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,725 Come on! 276 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,645 Come on then! 277 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,188 Don't let him get away! 278 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,528 Here you are, they're quite dry now. 279 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,292 No good? 280 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,378 You see it's the same every night in winter. 281 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,171 It never starts on its own. 282 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,849 One of these days I'm really going to give her one. 283 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,225 What? 284 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,728 That girl Susan. 285 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:20,357 Right mate, you jump in the driving seat. And I'll push. 286 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:26,238 Release the clutch very slowly. Once we're going it's a bit of a lick. 287 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,702 Do you know how many people have made her? 288 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,540 - Yes sir, can I help you? - It's all right, I've already talked to the manager. 289 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,418 Oh great, it's these! Did you read about these? 290 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,336 Can I have one, to put in my room? - Yes, of course. 291 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,797 Thanks...fantastic. 292 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,799 - Did you see it in the paper? - What does it say? 293 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,510 It's that thing from the Family Filing Association. 294 00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,096 It's the pregnant man. I think it's a good idea. 295 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,432 - Stupid. - It gives you quite a shock, doesn't it? 296 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,517 - It's completely stupid. - Cheerio! - Bye! 297 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,061 - Why is it stupid? - Because a man can never get pregnant. 298 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:01,231 That's hardly the point. The point is the shock. 299 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,150 It makes you look at it, and then you think about... 300 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,068 Perhaps you ought to think about... 301 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:06,653 About what? The whole thing is stupid! 302 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,238 How can a man ever be like that? 303 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,948 You can tell... Look, you can see it... 304 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:13,243 It's just...wait, you can see it's just a cushion here! 305 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,786 Shut up! 306 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,622 Sit down. 307 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,290 Put your feet up here. 308 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,463 Lie back. Just relax. 309 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,382 Just relax. Relax... 310 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,885 Sue, what are you trying to do? 311 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,012 Lie down. 312 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,932 There. See? - Sue, it's just a poster. 313 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,350 Fantastic! You can be pregnant! 314 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,101 Susan, stop it! 315 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,230 Wait a minute... I've got a better idea. 316 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,442 - Didn't a customer come in? - Hey, stop that. 317 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:50,030 We can't be arrested for defacing government property, can we? 318 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,660 Defacing... Go ahead, defacing... 319 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,748 Lie down, lie down! 320 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,043 Oh, that's fantastic! 321 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,295 Yes, it's really good! It's very good! 322 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,465 Doesn't that feel nice? Do you feel it kicking? 323 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,425 - What? - The baby, silly! 324 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,303 Stand up. 325 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,432 Yes, it's not bad. 326 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,560 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant? 327 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,354 What? 328 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,607 Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant? 329 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,325 Mike? 330 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:39,871 I can't be more careful than I am at the moment. 331 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:41,790 What do you mean? 332 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,921 I just mean...that I'm... I've never... 333 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,466 - Never? Really? - No. 334 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,552 Don't you want to? 335 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:59,224 Of course I want to, but not like some of these people who... 336 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,601 - Don't get embarrassed. - Always going around girls... 337 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,854 - You're all red now. - No I'm not. 338 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:06,940 - Yes you are. Honestly! - No, why should I be? 339 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,860 You're quite red... There's no reason to be. 340 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,238 You always get so silly when I talk about sex. 341 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:14,906 - No I don't. - You do. 342 00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:17,534 Would you fancy it with... 343 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,746 Do you think if... 344 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,416 The cashier? 345 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,501 Don't joke. 346 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,170 I'm not joking. 347 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,047 You'll have to stay late one night, 348 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,053 and you'll see her lonely, voluptuous figure. 349 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,431 Standing waiting for you. 350 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,935 Susan, don't joke about this. 351 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,354 I'm not joking. 352 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,149 Give us a kiss. Give us a kiss! 353 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,362 Mike! 354 00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,194 - You know what, Sue? - What? 355 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,241 I could see you home tonight if you want me to. 356 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:45,539 You know what? 357 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,959 My fiance's picking me up tonight. 358 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,641 Nice weather for ducks, isn't it? 359 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,202 I don't want to see this. 360 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,163 - Why not? - No, it's silly. It's dirty. 361 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,207 You're not going to have one of your moodys again, are you? 362 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:30,709 Come on! 363 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,177 Two...Eight and sixes, please. 364 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,347 17 shillings, sir. Thank you. 365 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,016 Thank you. 366 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,768 - A pack of those chocolate things. - Treats? 367 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,730 - Thanks. - Thank you, sir. 368 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,250 There are surprises even in sexual life. 369 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,961 According to my latest findings, 370 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:20,842 a woman has 3,267 erogenous zones. 371 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,219 So... 372 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,355 Good evening. 373 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,775 There are many misleading theories about 374 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,904 the subject of women who are so-called "fr�gid". 375 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,954 Books have been filled on the subject. 376 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:51,998 Many, many books! 377 00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,001 But these are pseudo-scient�fic studies. 378 00:29:55,418 --> 00:30:00,215 Therefore I have come to the conclusion that there are no fr�gid women. 379 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:05,136 Dear friends, it all depends on you. 380 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:08,765 When properly manipulated... dear friends, 381 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,728 scientifically speaking, 382 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:18,691 excited, porno, 383 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,404 you can prepare your sexual partner 384 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:27,242 to the highest level of sexual satisfaction. 385 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,506 So... 386 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,344 What's up? 387 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,263 - This bloody bastard's touching me up. - What? 388 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,727 - I'll get the manager. - Yes. 389 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:03,319 Sue, you know it's me. It's only a joke. 390 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,688 Sit down! 391 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,356 There, that's him! 392 00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:43,067 Sir, you should be ashamed of yourself! At your age! 393 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,863 Shall we get the police? Do you want to charge him? 394 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,698 - Do you want to charge him? - Of course I want to charge him! 395 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,200 - Of course she wants to charge him! - Well, get the police! 396 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,119 - Go on, then! - Right on it. 397 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:02,420 - Move up! - Do something. 398 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:07,175 You're making a bloody fuss, not me! 399 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:08,676 What's the matter with you? 400 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:09,844 Shut up. 401 00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:11,929 For Christ's sake, bloody move up! 402 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:15,058 - What's going on? - Shut the bloody door! 403 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:18,811 That's him. 404 00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:19,729 Get the light out of my eyes! 405 00:32:22,523 --> 00:32:23,983 Come on, son, get moving! 406 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,944 Get up! 407 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,115 - I hope everything's all right now. - Yes, thank you. 408 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,575 Enjoy yourselves. 409 00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,639 What is the matter with you? 410 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,351 Christ! 411 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:03,231 So you see, a little love goes a long, long way. 412 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,109 What exactly were you doing to her? 413 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:11,030 I love her. 414 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,282 You perverted little monster! 415 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,536 I'm not a perverted little monster. 416 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,954 Let's get that couple in. 417 00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:19,956 We can't press charges without their evidence. 418 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,083 Get them in. - All right. 419 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,839 - How old are you, son? - 15. 420 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,592 - 15? - 15. 421 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,472 15...And you had no right to be here. 422 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,893 This is an X film. 423 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,354 They're not there, they've left! 424 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,481 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure! 425 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,817 Then there's no charge. 426 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,280 Wait a moment... Maybe there is! 427 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,535 How old would you say this boy is? 428 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,371 About...18. 429 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,374 - 15! How come you let him in? - 15. 430 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,084 - 15? - Yes. 431 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,670 Performing manipulations of this kind at 15? 432 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,714 - But I was... - He looks much older! 433 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,509 I'll have to talk to the cashier! 434 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,554 She had no right to sell him the ticket! 435 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,016 You know if it happens again, 436 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,227 we've got a note of your name and address. 437 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:27,064 You won't get off so easily next time. Go on. Buzz off! 438 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:34,780 Now then... 439 00:34:35,614 --> 00:34:38,534 Well, gentlemen... Have a drink? 440 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,330 Gin and tonic. 441 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,544 I only mean that if you want me, 442 00:34:48,627 --> 00:34:50,212 you should understand that others want me the same way. 443 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:53,716 They like me too. - How can you compare me to him? 444 00:34:53,799 --> 00:34:55,134 He's just a kid. Scaring him is enough. 445 00:34:55,217 --> 00:34:57,011 A kid? Pawing you from behind like that? 446 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,929 That's what you always try to do: Paw me. 447 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:00,723 Why didn't you charge him in the cinema? 448 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,141 You said you were going to charge him. We got the manager! 449 00:35:02,224 --> 00:35:03,309 When we're married you can look after me. 450 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,686 For the time being just let me take care of things in my own way. 451 00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:35,257 Yes...Come on... 452 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:02,535 - This man's trying to molest me. - One of those again, eh? 453 00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:04,286 - What? - Just one moment, sir... 454 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:08,541 Did he speak to you? Did he make any indecent suggestions? 455 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:09,959 He's trying to touch me. 456 00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:12,753 He was sitting behind us in the cinema. He tried to... 457 00:36:12,878 --> 00:36:14,296 It's all right for now, sir. 458 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,341 Are you charging him, boy, with importuning? 459 00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:21,345 - He doesn't even know what it means! - Yes, I want to charge him. 460 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,305 All right, your name sir, please. 461 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,724 Look, I can explain this situation to you, it's quite... - Your name! 462 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:30,813 - Is that what...Look, he's gone! - I'd still like your name. 463 00:36:30,896 --> 00:36:32,606 On what are you going to base the charge? What is it? 464 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,233 Importuning, sir! 465 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,819 Why are you always doing that? 466 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,863 I could use the extra bob. 467 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,781 Anyway, I'm bored. 468 00:36:40,906 --> 00:36:42,449 Everything gets boring after a time. 469 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,870 Your fiance seems a good sort of chap. 470 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,791 He's okay. 471 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,923 - He phoned me first thing this morning. - Yeah? 472 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,800 He must have a few bob. 473 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,977 When's the happy day? 474 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,812 Not just yet. 475 00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:15,399 But I might decide tomorrow, as a matter of fact. 476 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,776 Tomorrow? Why tomorrow? 477 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,071 We're going to buy the ring. 478 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:26,910 Do you think I should have a diamond...or a ruby... 479 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,537 or maybe a sapphire? 480 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,756 Afterwards, we're going to go have something to eat somewhere, I suspect. 481 00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,841 A little celebration. 482 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,260 Then we're going to Skol. 483 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,430 Skol? What's Skol? 484 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,682 Mike, what are you doing? 485 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,853 It's a night club...Mike, stop it. Stop wasting my cotton. 486 00:37:53,729 --> 00:37:55,481 Here, give it to me. 487 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,650 It's dirty. Look at what you've done! 488 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,742 Madam, excuse...Could you please, you're not allowed in here. 489 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,869 Could you go...outside? 490 00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:10,996 This is for the attendant only, you know. 491 00:38:16,543 --> 00:38:18,128 Keep an eye on my section, would you Mike? 492 00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,382 Somebody get a fire extinguisher! Go on! 493 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:47,342 What's going on? 494 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:48,844 Oh my God! 495 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,137 What's going on? 496 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,930 Where's the fire? Who set off the alarm? 497 00:39:53,348 --> 00:39:54,224 Where is he? 498 00:39:54,516 --> 00:39:55,934 Who sounded the alarm? 499 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,561 Just a moment! 500 00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:59,021 Now just a moment! 501 00:40:00,522 --> 00:40:01,773 Who did it? 502 00:40:07,946 --> 00:40:09,448 Ladies! 503 00:40:09,531 --> 00:40:11,783 Ladies, return to your section! 504 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,744 You're not allowed to mix with the men! 505 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,668 - There is no fire. - I know. 506 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:26,048 I know it was a false alarm. I apologize for any inconvenience. 507 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,300 Return to your cubicles. 508 00:40:32,846 --> 00:40:34,056 I'm going to write to my councillor! 509 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,265 Now then! 510 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,434 Don't think I don't know what's going on here. 511 00:40:39,561 --> 00:40:40,729 Unpunctuality! 512 00:40:41,563 --> 00:40:43,690 Tea leaves thrown down the toilet! 513 00:40:44,858 --> 00:40:47,110 Cigarette ends in the cubicles! 514 00:40:47,861 --> 00:40:49,738 And there was a dirty towel! 515 00:40:50,864 --> 00:40:54,785 Just lying in the main corridor on Tuesday afternoon! 516 00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:58,914 Just see it doesn't happen again! 517 00:41:04,878 --> 00:41:07,089 I can't stop it! I can't stop it! 518 00:41:07,172 --> 00:41:08,548 What are you doing? 519 00:41:09,883 --> 00:41:11,843 That monster goes on forever! 520 00:41:12,886 --> 00:41:14,763 She knows best how to clear this up. 521 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:15,889 - Take it over here. - Can't stop me going, anyway. 522 00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:18,725 Keeping me out of the way. 523 00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:42,040 Good afternoon, son. 524 00:41:42,207 --> 00:41:44,000 I'd like to know where your... 525 00:41:48,922 --> 00:41:49,923 toilet is. 526 00:41:52,634 --> 00:41:55,470 The toilet? The toilet? Yes, it's... 527 00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:58,932 You see... It's one, two, three on the left. 528 00:41:59,015 --> 00:42:00,392 Thank you. 529 00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:30,922 Mike! 530 00:42:31,965 --> 00:42:33,508 Get out of my way! 531 00:42:35,969 --> 00:42:36,928 Mike! 532 00:42:57,949 --> 00:42:59,868 Stay out of my way. You're crazy! 533 00:43:00,952 --> 00:43:04,331 Hey, it's Sue! Back it up! Back it up! 534 00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:06,458 Susan! 535 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,671 Susan stop, my bike! You've ruined my bike! 536 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,010 Mike? 537 00:43:18,678 --> 00:43:19,971 There's a customer for you in my section. 538 00:43:19,971 --> 00:43:23,308 No! I told you Sue, no more swapping! 539 00:43:23,391 --> 00:43:25,268 No it's not! She asked for you by name. 540 00:43:25,393 --> 00:43:26,853 She knows you. 541 00:43:26,978 --> 00:43:28,480 Kathy, Kathleen something or other. - Kathy! 542 00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:30,941 A girlfriend? 543 00:43:33,693 --> 00:43:34,778 I haven't got one. 544 00:43:47,999 --> 00:43:49,626 Kathy, where are you? 545 00:43:49,709 --> 00:43:51,044 I'm here, Mike! 546 00:44:01,012 --> 00:44:03,932 Don't be so shy, Mike. Come on in. 547 00:44:06,726 --> 00:44:09,104 - What brings you here? - A bath of course. 548 00:44:10,021 --> 00:44:12,399 Your service has become quite famous, you know? 549 00:44:15,026 --> 00:44:17,278 No really, the boys told me you were here. 550 00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:20,115 You had a fight over that girl, didn't you? 551 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:24,327 Yes. She's not my girl, it's just that they were asking for it. 552 00:44:25,036 --> 00:44:26,079 I was just curious. 553 00:44:27,747 --> 00:44:29,499 You never phone anymore. What's the matter? 554 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,210 Do you still want to... 555 00:44:34,045 --> 00:44:37,048 Look Mike, it's all right now. Since you've left things have happened. 556 00:44:37,132 --> 00:44:38,133 Kathy! 557 00:44:38,258 --> 00:44:40,385 It's all right now, Mike. It's all right now! 558 00:44:41,052 --> 00:44:44,764 Kathy, stop it! I don't know how to explain. 559 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,976 It's not you, you're all right. 560 00:44:49,769 --> 00:44:50,728 It's just that... 561 00:44:51,062 --> 00:44:54,441 I don't know, all that old scene seems so strange now. 562 00:44:56,067 --> 00:44:58,403 As if it were someone else. Not me at all. 563 00:45:02,073 --> 00:45:03,450 I'm sorry, Kathy. 564 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,625 Hey! Don't forget your tip! 565 00:45:16,087 --> 00:45:17,380 Let me take it, Madam. 566 00:46:28,117 --> 00:46:29,410 You'd like some of this, wouldn't you? 567 00:46:29,535 --> 00:46:31,537 Susan, can't you see I'm busy? 568 00:46:33,122 --> 00:46:35,792 I'm very lucky not having a weight problem. I can eat almost anything. 569 00:46:47,845 --> 00:46:49,639 You're very quiet this morning. What's wrong with you? 570 00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:36,477 Just sign. 571 00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:24,192 Excuse me... 572 00:48:24,317 --> 00:48:25,568 Excuse me a moment... 573 00:48:25,610 --> 00:48:27,278 Yes? Can I help you? 574 00:48:28,196 --> 00:48:30,990 Have you seen a couple come in? The girl's a redhead... 575 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,201 very good-looking, you couldn't miss her. 576 00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:37,538 One went in about 10 minutes ago... With a dark, balding gentleman. 577 00:48:37,622 --> 00:48:41,042 Oh no, the bloke's got a lot of hair, sort of horse-faced... 578 00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:43,419 Actually there were two gentlemen... 579 00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:47,048 Good evening, sir...The other man may have been a bit horsey! 580 00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,967 - How are you? - Oh fine, thank you. 581 00:48:50,927 --> 00:48:52,011 That could be them. 582 00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:55,431 I'll take a single. 583 00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:59,352 - Are you a member, sir? - A member? No. 584 00:48:59,435 --> 00:49:01,229 In that case I'm afraid you can't go in, sir. 585 00:49:01,354 --> 00:49:04,440 Not unless you want to enroll and pay your membership fee. 586 00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:06,943 - How much is that? - Three guineas please, sir. 587 00:49:16,953 --> 00:49:18,412 Fill in this form, please. 588 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:28,589 And I'm afraid there's another 12 and 6 for your first drink. 589 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:30,967 - Hello, darling. - Good evening. 590 00:49:31,175 --> 00:49:32,468 Here we are. 591 00:49:32,551 --> 00:49:33,970 Take this. 592 00:49:35,388 --> 00:49:36,722 Thank you. 593 00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:41,894 Look, couldn't I go in without a drink just this once? 594 00:49:42,270 --> 00:49:44,647 I'm afraid it's not possible under our rules. 595 00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:47,066 Do you still wish to join? 596 00:49:54,281 --> 00:49:56,283 - Can I use your loo? - Certainly, in there. 597 00:50:02,289 --> 00:50:03,666 Hello Angie. How's your love life? 598 00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:05,584 Good evening, sir. And you? Thank you. 599 00:50:05,668 --> 00:50:07,294 This is my fiancee. Not bad, eh? 600 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:11,173 Here you go then. 601 00:50:12,967 --> 00:50:14,135 I'll see you later! 602 00:50:21,308 --> 00:50:23,019 Thank you! 603 00:50:30,317 --> 00:50:31,694 I'm terribly sorry... - Good evening, Madam. 604 00:50:32,987 --> 00:50:34,155 Sorry... 605 00:50:34,321 --> 00:50:35,865 Step this way, please? 606 00:50:37,324 --> 00:50:38,200 I'm sorry... 607 00:50:38,784 --> 00:50:40,161 It's warmer inside, sir. 608 00:50:41,287 --> 00:50:42,621 Hop in. 609 00:51:16,030 --> 00:51:18,365 - How much is a hot dog? - 1 and 9, sir. 610 00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:21,285 Yes, all right. 611 00:51:21,327 --> 00:51:22,828 With mustard? 612 00:51:27,124 --> 00:51:29,335 - 1 and 9, please sir. - Thank you very much. 613 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:30,920 Thank you, sir. 614 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,237 Live show, sir? On now. 615 00:51:56,362 --> 00:51:57,988 Only 10 bob. She takes everything off! 616 00:51:58,364 --> 00:52:01,367 Film show too sir, you'll find it very educational! 617 00:52:06,372 --> 00:52:09,208 - Hot dog, please. - With mustard? 618 00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:10,543 Yes. 619 00:52:11,377 --> 00:52:12,962 1 and 9, please. 620 00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:16,715 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you. 621 00:52:18,425 --> 00:52:20,761 Live, continuous strip-tease... Show's on now. 622 00:52:20,803 --> 00:52:22,930 18 lovely girls with nothing on and nowhere to hide. 623 00:52:22,930 --> 00:52:24,807 They're all beautiful, not a stitch on. 624 00:52:24,890 --> 00:52:26,642 It all comes off here, everything's on show! 625 00:52:26,642 --> 00:52:28,310 They move, they dance, everything moves. 626 00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:31,480 It's a beautiful show. A good clean show with lots of lovely... 627 00:52:31,605 --> 00:52:32,481 Birdies in here, sir... 628 00:52:32,606 --> 00:52:34,984 Everyone hand-picked by myself. You coming inside, sir? 629 00:52:35,401 --> 00:52:37,611 Hey, you coming inside? You've got to see the show. 630 00:52:37,695 --> 00:52:39,238 It's worth every penny you've got. 631 00:52:39,405 --> 00:52:41,240 10 bob to get in, sir 10 bob! 632 00:52:42,408 --> 00:52:44,201 What are you doing with that, sir? Put it down! 633 00:52:45,286 --> 00:52:46,620 Hey, put that down! 634 00:52:47,413 --> 00:52:50,124 As naked as the day they were born, only bigger and juicier! 635 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,001 Nothing on and nowhere to hide. 636 00:52:52,418 --> 00:52:54,086 Step inside sir, the show's on now. 637 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:57,840 Continusous show! Step right inside sir, the show's on now. 638 00:52:59,425 --> 00:53:00,634 Where did you get this poster? 639 00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:03,345 Angelica Continental, born in Manchester. 640 00:53:03,429 --> 00:53:06,390 Why don't you ask her yourself, if you can afford her? A very expensive girl. 641 00:53:07,099 --> 00:53:08,809 Step right inside sir, the show's on now. 642 00:53:09,435 --> 00:53:11,770 18 beautiful girls, nothing on and nowhere to hide! 643 00:53:13,238 --> 00:53:14,697 - Thank you sir. - Thank you. 644 00:53:23,957 --> 00:53:27,252 I say sir excuse me sir, are you coming inside sir? 645 00:53:31,881 --> 00:53:33,633 Try your luck, sir! 646 00:53:48,731 --> 00:53:49,941 Hold on. 647 00:53:54,237 --> 00:53:55,947 - Sorry. - Who is it? 648 00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,157 Where's that lulu? Who's stole Angelica? 649 00:53:58,241 --> 00:54:00,243 Hey, where's that Angelica? Have you seen her? 650 00:54:00,368 --> 00:54:02,161 It's me! A customer, yes. A customer. 651 00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:04,539 Can I come in? - Yes, of course you can! 652 00:54:09,043 --> 00:54:11,629 I'll be busy now. Well dear, what can I do for you? 653 00:54:12,255 --> 00:54:13,923 Could I stay for a while, please? 654 00:54:14,674 --> 00:54:16,884 Please do. Welcome! Don't be shy. 655 00:54:18,261 --> 00:54:20,722 - Could I wash my hands? - Yes, over there. 656 00:54:21,264 --> 00:54:22,682 Thank you. 657 00:54:33,568 --> 00:54:35,403 You got a match? 658 00:54:38,489 --> 00:54:39,949 A match? Yes. 659 00:55:01,596 --> 00:55:03,348 You're all trembling, why? 660 00:55:04,307 --> 00:55:07,143 I've been... I've been running a lot. 661 00:55:07,685 --> 00:55:09,062 Have a drink, won't you? 662 00:55:10,021 --> 00:55:12,523 Thanks... Well, how much is it? 663 00:55:13,316 --> 00:55:14,859 Be my guest. 664 00:55:15,318 --> 00:55:16,819 Thank you. 665 00:55:24,827 --> 00:55:26,120 Why don't you take a glass? 666 00:55:27,330 --> 00:55:29,040 Why make it dirty... 667 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:31,709 Well, I... 668 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:34,379 What do you do, boy? Are you at school? 669 00:55:35,338 --> 00:55:37,340 - No, I work. - Where? 670 00:55:40,718 --> 00:55:42,220 Come on, sir. Where is she? Where's Angelica? 671 00:55:42,637 --> 00:55:44,388 I'm a public baths' attendant. 672 00:55:45,348 --> 00:55:46,682 Nice job, is it? 673 00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:48,976 Well it could be worse. 674 00:55:49,310 --> 00:55:50,853 Pays well? 675 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,231 Yes, quite well. I got my first 10 quid today. 676 00:55:53,648 --> 00:55:55,441 Today? Any tips? 677 00:55:58,319 --> 00:56:00,863 Yes...10 bob. I got 10 bob once. 678 00:56:01,322 --> 00:56:04,158 10 bob? He must have been a queer. He must have fancied you. 679 00:56:04,325 --> 00:56:05,743 Be careful, boy! 680 00:56:06,327 --> 00:56:08,204 No really, it was nothing like that. It was a lady. 681 00:56:08,329 --> 00:56:10,164 A lady? What did you do for her? 682 00:56:11,332 --> 00:56:14,252 Nothing, really. I think she was a bit soft in the head. 683 00:56:14,836 --> 00:56:16,796 Kept on talking about football. 684 00:56:17,338 --> 00:56:19,090 Oh? We're probably in the same line! 685 00:56:20,049 --> 00:56:22,009 Football, eh? Are you a football fan? 686 00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:25,763 Yes I am... 687 00:56:25,847 --> 00:56:28,099 Hang on. Come here. Let me show you something. Come! 688 00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:32,728 Look! You know him? 689 00:56:35,356 --> 00:56:37,692 Yes! He's great, he plays for West Bromwich. 690 00:56:38,359 --> 00:56:39,777 Yes, well... 691 00:56:44,365 --> 00:56:46,701 I see you're not working, so I'll have to go. 692 00:56:47,076 --> 00:56:49,829 What do you mean, not working? I've never needed work more. 693 00:56:49,954 --> 00:56:51,873 There's no insurance in this kind of business. 694 00:56:52,373 --> 00:56:53,875 Do you know how much I'm worth? 695 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:55,376 No. 696 00:56:55,585 --> 00:56:57,587 I used to take 5 quid for a short time. 697 00:56:59,088 --> 00:57:00,965 It's 2 pounds 10 now, of course! 698 00:57:05,386 --> 00:57:06,596 Close the door. 699 00:57:08,389 --> 00:57:11,517 Oh, it's Angelica! Do you fancy her as well? 700 00:57:12,894 --> 00:57:16,230 - Do you know this girl? - Depends on what you mean by "know her". 701 00:57:16,397 --> 00:57:18,691 Yes, but you know her name! 702 00:57:18,816 --> 00:57:20,526 What do you do with all your money, boy? 703 00:57:22,069 --> 00:57:24,280 I keep 3 pounds and give the rest to my mother, but do you know... 704 00:57:24,322 --> 00:57:27,908 Seven pounds? You're mad! What do they need it for? 705 00:57:27,992 --> 00:57:29,035 They've no shame! 706 00:57:29,118 --> 00:57:30,703 - Well they feed me... - Well they should! 707 00:57:30,786 --> 00:57:32,413 They brought you into this world, haven't they? 708 00:57:32,496 --> 00:57:34,415 They've had their fun. They can pay now. 709 00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:37,418 They want to have it free? 710 00:57:37,710 --> 00:57:39,629 So you've only got three quid left? 711 00:57:40,421 --> 00:57:43,049 You can't imagine the things we can do for three quid! 712 00:57:44,425 --> 00:57:48,512 - But you said 2 and a half. - Yes, 2 and a half, of course. 713 00:57:48,638 --> 00:57:52,683 Let's not waste any more time. Where do you need her? There? 714 00:57:53,309 --> 00:57:55,436 You just want to see her when you do it, is that it? 715 00:57:57,104 --> 00:57:59,732 It's easier for you, eh? - Stop it, please. 716 00:58:01,734 --> 00:58:03,027 Look, I have to go now. 717 00:58:03,444 --> 00:58:05,821 You think you can just go and leave a girl in this state? 718 00:58:07,448 --> 00:58:08,741 I don't have to pay you, do I? 719 00:58:08,824 --> 00:58:12,203 What do you think? You've had my time, my drink, my emotions? 720 00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:13,913 You made me nervous! 721 00:58:15,831 --> 00:58:17,416 Look, come on, stop it, give it to me! 722 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:19,251 Give me the thing, give it! 723 00:58:25,341 --> 00:58:27,176 Where's that girl? What have you done with her? 724 00:58:28,427 --> 00:58:29,887 Come on, where is she? 725 00:58:30,137 --> 00:58:31,222 Sod! 726 00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:35,768 Come on, you pervert! 727 00:58:37,436 --> 00:58:38,854 Come on, I want her back! 728 00:58:39,772 --> 00:58:40,856 Come back! Come back! 729 00:58:44,443 --> 00:58:45,736 Come back, you two! 730 00:58:48,155 --> 00:58:50,408 You dirty foreign pervert! Come back here! 731 00:58:56,455 --> 00:59:00,459 - Can I help you, sir? - Did the young couple come out yet? 732 00:59:00,751 --> 00:59:02,586 No, I don't think so. 733 00:59:02,670 --> 00:59:05,047 - But they were here? - I think so. 734 00:59:19,478 --> 00:59:24,608 Excuse me sir, would you please read this? It tells you about Christ. 735 00:59:25,484 --> 00:59:27,820 We want to talk to you today about the Lord Jesus Christ. 736 00:59:28,487 --> 00:59:31,282 There are two things you can be certain of in this life. 737 00:59:32,241 --> 00:59:35,619 One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning. 738 00:59:36,495 --> 00:59:40,332 The other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you. 739 00:59:41,208 --> 00:59:42,585 The Bible tells us there's no way out. 740 00:59:43,210 --> 00:59:45,504 - Where did you get that? - These men gave it to me. 741 00:59:45,796 --> 00:59:47,298 No, not that. The hot dog! 742 00:59:48,591 --> 00:59:50,009 - Just here. Look, I'll show you. - I'd fancy a hot dog. 743 00:59:50,509 --> 00:59:54,263 Do you? They're nice, they're very good. 744 00:59:55,222 --> 00:59:56,348 I've got one, thanks! 745 00:59:57,391 --> 00:59:58,809 Here, look! Over here! 746 00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:00,394 Look. 747 01:00:00,811 --> 01:00:03,480 - Oh, they're lovely! - Two more customers for you. 748 01:00:03,522 --> 01:00:05,399 - I'm ever so hungry! - I'm starving! 749 01:00:05,524 --> 01:00:06,609 Have one! 750 01:00:06,734 --> 01:00:08,736 What are they doing? Do you know what they're going on about? 751 01:00:08,819 --> 01:00:09,945 I don't know. They're giving out... 752 01:00:10,029 --> 01:00:11,155 Do you know what they're going on about? 753 01:00:11,238 --> 01:00:13,240 Here, we're gonna have a hot dog then? 754 01:00:13,324 --> 01:00:14,950 ...Sin is death. You are a sinner! 755 01:00:15,034 --> 01:00:16,493 - Smells super! - Go on! 756 01:00:17,536 --> 01:00:19,079 Three hot dogs, please. 757 01:00:19,538 --> 01:00:21,165 - With mustard? - Yes. - Oh, please! 758 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,042 Yes! 759 01:00:23,542 --> 01:00:26,295 It's my debt to follow Jesus... 760 01:00:26,545 --> 01:00:28,088 Don't laugh at them. 761 01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:30,716 Thanks. Is... 762 01:00:34,053 --> 01:00:35,012 Thanks very much! 763 01:00:35,054 --> 01:00:37,348 - 5 and 3 please, sir. - 5 and 3? 764 01:00:38,223 --> 01:00:39,892 - I don't have any change! - No. 765 01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:43,312 You don't? Here. 766 01:00:43,562 --> 01:00:45,022 He's got a quid. 767 01:00:45,356 --> 01:00:46,649 Here, should we sing? 768 01:00:46,732 --> 01:00:48,567 - Thank you, sir! - Thank you very much. 769 01:00:48,651 --> 01:00:50,027 Aren't you going to sing? 770 01:00:52,237 --> 01:00:53,447 Which way did you say Piccadilly was? 771 01:00:53,572 --> 01:00:54,907 Piccadilly... 772 01:00:55,574 --> 01:00:57,117 It's just down there, you can't miss it. 773 01:00:59,536 --> 01:01:01,664 - Ole! - Come on! 774 01:01:02,539 --> 01:01:03,749 Ole! 775 01:01:11,548 --> 01:01:14,510 No sorry, because I've eaten too much. 776 01:01:14,551 --> 01:01:15,886 But please, sir! 777 01:01:15,969 --> 01:01:18,931 - I mustn't, my stomach... - With my compliments, sir! 778 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:25,813 Yes please, with pleasure, yes! Thank you very much! 779 01:01:27,564 --> 01:01:30,275 - 73 Cornwall Gardens. - Leicester Square tube. 780 01:01:36,281 --> 01:01:38,325 You know we've only got the pad for tonight, haven't we? 781 01:01:38,575 --> 01:01:40,202 Look, we're almost married! 782 01:01:41,286 --> 01:01:43,247 - Leicester Square tube. - 73 Cornwall Gardens! 783 01:01:43,288 --> 01:01:44,915 Wherever you say. 784 01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:47,126 Sir? 785 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:48,836 Everything's up! Everything's coming! 786 01:01:53,298 --> 01:01:55,467 Want to see the show, Madam? It's a lovely show, Madam! 787 01:01:55,592 --> 01:01:57,511 Come see the show, Madam. It's marvelous! 788 01:01:59,304 --> 01:02:00,472 Hey! Hey! 789 01:02:02,099 --> 01:02:03,434 Come back! 790 01:02:58,655 --> 01:02:59,865 Look Sue, look at this! 791 01:02:59,948 --> 01:03:03,410 Mike! Where did you get that? What is it? 792 01:03:03,535 --> 01:03:06,079 What is it? That's exactly what I'd like to ask you. What is it? 793 01:03:06,163 --> 01:03:08,415 - What do you mean? - I mean it's you, isn't it? 794 01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:11,293 It does look like me, doesn't it? 795 01:03:11,668 --> 01:03:13,795 - It is you. - All right. 796 01:03:15,339 --> 01:03:17,424 - Is it you? - What do you think? 797 01:03:17,674 --> 01:03:19,843 - You're not like this, Sue. - Like what? 798 01:03:19,968 --> 01:03:22,220 Like that! Look at it! Is it you? 799 01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:24,348 I'm much worse than that! 800 01:03:25,682 --> 01:03:27,559 - It can't be you. - Why? 801 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:31,229 - Because you're not like that. - What am I supposed to be like, then? 802 01:03:31,688 --> 01:03:33,357 Let me sit down. 803 01:03:35,651 --> 01:03:37,152 It's you, isn't it? 804 01:03:37,653 --> 01:03:39,279 You make up your own mind about that. 805 01:03:39,655 --> 01:03:41,990 - If I were one of your... - Yes, what would you do? 806 01:03:42,074 --> 01:03:44,785 What would you do? Would you buy me a ring like that? 807 01:03:45,369 --> 01:03:47,871 How much do you think that cost? Look at it! 808 01:03:48,705 --> 01:03:50,916 - 10 quid. - Ten times that much! 809 01:03:50,999 --> 01:03:53,669 - I'll buy it for you Sue, I'll buy it! - Don't be silly, I've already got it. 810 01:03:54,378 --> 01:03:56,254 - Give it to me. Give me the ring! - You're mad! 811 01:03:56,672 --> 01:03:59,800 Susan, sit down! You've got to tell me whether it's you or not! 812 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:01,385 Sit down! Susan! 813 01:04:02,094 --> 01:04:03,679 I've just about had enough, stop it! 814 01:04:06,682 --> 01:04:09,726 - What do you think you're bloody staring at! - Sit down and behave yourself! 815 01:04:09,810 --> 01:04:12,145 Go on and look at it! Look at it! Stupid! 816 01:04:14,690 --> 01:04:16,441 Just sit down, for God's sake! 817 01:04:22,406 --> 01:04:24,366 Give me my coat. 818 01:04:25,325 --> 01:04:26,660 I suppose you're gonna see him now? 819 01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:29,121 After you've got engaged to the other one, you're going to see him? 820 01:04:29,204 --> 01:04:31,498 Well you can't, because he sleeps with his wife! It's no good! 821 01:04:31,498 --> 01:04:33,583 Then I'll have to see him some other time then, won't I? 822 01:04:34,209 --> 01:04:35,585 Has he seen the poster? 823 01:04:36,712 --> 01:04:40,298 Has he seen it? Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races. 824 01:04:40,298 --> 01:04:43,093 I'll show him this! See what he thinks of you then. 825 01:04:48,515 --> 01:04:49,933 You're not going to the races, are you? 826 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:52,310 Don't worry, I won't cause you any more trouble. 827 01:05:55,457 --> 01:05:56,833 Hup! Hup! Hup! 828 01:05:58,585 --> 01:06:00,837 Get in line. Now, steady! 829 01:06:03,673 --> 01:06:05,050 Keep them moving, left and right. 830 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,929 Come along. You'll soon be off. 831 01:06:10,472 --> 01:06:11,723 Now get in line, boys! 832 01:06:11,765 --> 01:06:13,183 Get in line! 833 01:06:17,479 --> 01:06:20,315 - Hey you, get back in line! - I've got to fix my shoelace! 834 01:06:22,484 --> 01:06:24,027 On your marks... 835 01:06:25,779 --> 01:06:28,031 Get set... 836 01:06:32,494 --> 01:06:34,871 - Mike, this is a school... - You try and stop me! 837 01:06:53,807 --> 01:06:56,184 Hey you, push off! 838 01:06:56,434 --> 01:06:57,477 Go home! 839 01:07:01,815 --> 01:07:03,233 Come on... 840 01:07:55,869 --> 01:07:57,287 Get off the track! Get off! 841 01:07:59,873 --> 01:08:02,083 Only two more laps to go, come on! 842 01:08:07,881 --> 01:08:09,340 Only two more laps! Come on! 843 01:09:18,826 --> 01:09:23,122 Mike, you little bastard! Come here! 844 01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:28,419 I'll get you for this! You little bastard. 845 01:09:28,419 --> 01:09:29,921 Who the hell do you think you are? 846 01:09:30,046 --> 01:09:33,883 Come here, I've just about had enough of you! 847 01:09:40,932 --> 01:09:42,433 - My tooth! - I'm sorry, Mike. 848 01:09:44,936 --> 01:09:46,104 I'm sorry, I was very angry. 849 01:09:46,938 --> 01:09:48,856 My tooth! You've knocked my tooth out! 850 01:09:48,940 --> 01:09:50,358 You shouldn't have done that to his car, you really shouldn't! 851 01:09:50,441 --> 01:09:52,235 But you knocked my tooth out! 852 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,987 - All right, I said I'm sorry! - Give me a mirror. 853 01:09:54,028 --> 01:09:55,530 Here you are. 854 01:09:55,655 --> 01:09:57,407 Oh my God! 855 01:09:57,949 --> 01:09:59,575 Oh, no! 856 01:10:00,952 --> 01:10:04,497 Oh no, it's not your bloody tooth! Look! 857 01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:08,084 Oh shit! 858 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,128 It's not my tooth! 859 01:10:11,963 --> 01:10:13,047 You spit it out, didn't you? 860 01:10:14,674 --> 01:10:15,967 - Yes, I spit it out... - You didn't swallow it? 861 01:10:15,967 --> 01:10:17,135 No. 862 01:10:17,677 --> 01:10:19,637 Oh God! Help me look for it! 863 01:10:20,972 --> 01:10:23,641 - How big is it? - How big is it? You saw it yesterday! 864 01:10:25,977 --> 01:10:27,186 Do you know how much that cost? - Sue... 865 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:29,605 - He's going to be really pleased with me. - Sue, it's no good! 866 01:10:29,689 --> 01:10:32,275 - That's just great! - Sue it's no good, stand up! 867 01:10:32,275 --> 01:10:33,359 Stupid! 868 01:10:34,068 --> 01:10:35,695 Look, will you help me look for it, Mike? 869 01:10:35,778 --> 01:10:37,739 Sue, it's in the snow. Stand up! 870 01:10:37,989 --> 01:10:39,198 Oh Christ, yes! 871 01:10:39,282 --> 01:10:40,950 Stay where you are, don't move! 872 01:10:42,702 --> 01:10:43,703 God, this is impossible! 873 01:10:44,495 --> 01:10:45,705 Don't move! 874 01:10:46,998 --> 01:10:49,584 - So stupid! - Stay in the circle, Sue! 875 01:10:50,001 --> 01:10:51,377 Anywhere! 876 01:10:54,005 --> 01:10:55,465 Don't move, I'll be back in a minute! 877 01:10:55,673 --> 01:10:57,258 But Mike! 878 01:10:59,010 --> 01:11:00,762 Oh, God! 879 01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:22,867 Get out! Piss off! 880 01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:24,577 Piss off! 881 01:11:24,994 --> 01:11:26,996 Christ, what's that bloody dog doing there? 882 01:11:27,121 --> 01:11:29,791 I'm trying to...Go on! 883 01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:34,420 What are those for... Yes, I see. 884 01:11:35,004 --> 01:11:36,047 Well then what? 885 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:37,882 Leave it to me, I know what I'm doing. 886 01:11:37,924 --> 01:11:39,258 I hope you do, for your sake. 887 01:11:40,009 --> 01:11:41,803 - Don't move around, Sue! - I'm not. 888 01:11:43,012 --> 01:11:44,639 I keep thinking I see it. 889 01:11:45,932 --> 01:11:47,141 Look, I'll make a path. 890 01:11:47,350 --> 01:11:51,646 It could be anywhere. It could even be on these. 891 01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:53,898 Now walk in the path! 892 01:11:54,023 --> 01:11:55,399 Now come out. 893 01:11:58,027 --> 01:12:01,572 Hip, hip, hooray! 894 01:12:14,752 --> 01:12:16,128 The last little bit... 895 01:12:21,759 --> 01:12:23,886 - I don't think we missed any. - I hope not. 896 01:12:24,554 --> 01:12:26,347 - You didn't swallow it, did you? - No, I didn't swallow it. 897 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:27,848 Here, take the shovel. Can you manage? 898 01:12:28,766 --> 01:12:30,059 Yes, come on. 899 01:12:30,768 --> 01:12:33,312 - Where we taking it? - To the baths of course. Go on! 900 01:13:14,103 --> 01:13:15,730 - It's empty! - Yes, I know. 901 01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:17,606 I forgot. They emptied it out for the weekend. 902 01:13:18,107 --> 01:13:20,526 - We can still use the bathroom. - No, everything's locked up! 903 01:13:23,112 --> 01:13:25,114 I'll have a look in the manager's office, that must be open! 904 01:13:56,604 --> 01:13:58,022 Hey Sue, look what I found! 905 01:13:58,814 --> 01:14:01,317 - Where are we going to plug it in? - There's nowhere here I don't think. 906 01:14:01,442 --> 01:14:03,069 Hang on, I'll just try these lights. 907 01:14:03,819 --> 01:14:05,196 What are you going to do with it, anyway? 908 01:14:06,113 --> 01:14:07,573 You'll see. Watch! 909 01:14:25,132 --> 01:14:26,592 Now switch them on! 910 01:15:35,202 --> 01:15:37,371 Right, this will be fixed. Switch on the light. 911 01:15:48,215 --> 01:15:49,883 All right, now come and help me. 912 01:15:51,218 --> 01:15:52,720 Did you lose any on the way down here? 913 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,973 Yes, but I picked it up again. 914 01:15:58,892 --> 01:16:01,020 Now we can start melting it in the kettle. Give us it. 915 01:16:04,898 --> 01:16:06,150 Put some in there. 916 01:16:06,233 --> 01:16:07,609 Careful! 917 01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:10,487 Mind out, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it myself! 918 01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:16,869 Mike, do you think we'll ever find it? It's going to take hours doing it like this! 919 01:16:16,952 --> 01:16:18,537 Don't worry. We'll find it sooner or later. - Will we? 920 01:16:25,210 --> 01:16:26,628 Christ, I'm hungry! 921 01:16:47,232 --> 01:16:49,234 Look, we'll try it under here. Quick. 922 01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:51,820 - What are you going to do? - Pour it down here. 923 01:16:52,863 --> 01:16:55,157 - Will it go right down the grating? - No, this will stop it. 924 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:56,992 - Are you sure? - Yes. 925 01:16:57,242 --> 01:16:59,203 Now pour it here. It's going to trickle out down there. 926 01:16:59,244 --> 01:17:01,580 If you see the diamond, don't touch it, because it'll be hot. 927 01:17:01,663 --> 01:17:03,540 - Wait, I've got a much better idea. - What? 928 01:17:03,665 --> 01:17:06,210 It's a much better idea. Hang on a minute. 929 01:17:08,962 --> 01:17:11,548 Mike, don't be silly. It's no time to get embarrassed. 930 01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:15,094 Look. Strain it through these. 931 01:17:15,969 --> 01:17:17,387 - Through that? - Yes, come on. 932 01:17:17,471 --> 01:17:20,182 - You'll ruin your tights. - It doesn't matter, come on! 933 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:23,852 That diamond's worth 1200 pairs of tights. 934 01:17:24,269 --> 01:17:25,270 Come on, you pour it through. 935 01:17:25,395 --> 01:17:27,106 - It's not that valuable. - It is, I told you! 936 01:17:27,272 --> 01:17:29,483 - All right. Ready? - What do you think all of this is for? 937 01:17:29,566 --> 01:17:31,527 - Okay, hold it then. - All right, get on with it! 938 01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:34,238 - Don't let it dribble down. - I'm holding it, aren't I? 939 01:17:37,199 --> 01:17:38,367 - I'm only doing my best. - I know. 940 01:17:38,492 --> 01:17:39,952 Come on. 941 01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:42,412 Don't burn me. 942 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:44,248 Keep your fingers back. Keep... 943 01:17:45,290 --> 01:17:49,086 What's that? Wait a minute! - No, it's not. 944 01:17:54,299 --> 01:17:59,304 Keep looking for it. Mike? Keep looking for it! 945 01:18:00,305 --> 01:18:01,932 Keep quiet, for God's sake! 946 01:18:04,017 --> 01:18:05,018 Go around...! 947 01:18:07,312 --> 01:18:10,440 If you keep quiet they'll go away. 948 01:18:15,195 --> 01:18:16,530 All right. All right. 949 01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:21,869 Take it up there and get some more snow. 950 01:18:25,330 --> 01:18:26,874 Sue, are you there? 951 01:18:34,006 --> 01:18:35,340 What the hell are you doing there? 952 01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:39,052 I was knocking at the door, didn't you hear me? 953 01:18:40,345 --> 01:18:44,891 Why didn't you answer me? - I'm sorry, I didn't hear you! 954 01:18:45,350 --> 01:18:47,853 What have you done to my car? You punctured two tires! 955 01:18:48,353 --> 01:18:50,564 I can't even remember when I punctured one! 956 01:18:51,356 --> 01:18:52,816 Give me the key! 957 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,653 Give me my cap. 958 01:18:59,031 --> 01:18:59,990 Give me the keys. 959 01:19:00,365 --> 01:19:02,784 - I'm awfully sorry... - Give me the cap, come on! 960 01:19:03,327 --> 01:19:05,370 I don't know where they are. Have you got a spare set? 961 01:19:06,330 --> 01:19:07,831 But I gave them to you! 962 01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:10,000 I said I'm sorry, I don't know what I've done with them. That's all. 963 01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:12,377 Come on, give me the cap. 964 01:19:14,046 --> 01:19:16,465 Oh, your bloody cap! 965 01:19:19,051 --> 01:19:24,139 Now listen. Get your coat and your bag and come here! 966 01:19:30,354 --> 01:19:33,148 It serves me right. Seeing stupid kids! 967 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,319 Hurry up! 968 01:19:40,364 --> 01:19:41,865 Hurry up! 969 01:19:42,366 --> 01:19:43,992 Come on, come on, get a move on! 970 01:19:45,077 --> 01:19:46,286 No, I won't! 971 01:19:47,579 --> 01:19:49,081 Susan, what's wrong with you? 972 01:19:49,373 --> 01:19:51,124 Will you stop ordering me about, that's all. 973 01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:54,669 But I must have my key! 974 01:19:54,795 --> 01:19:56,963 Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you? 975 01:19:57,381 --> 01:19:59,257 - Yes, I've got a set... - Where are they? 976 01:19:59,383 --> 01:20:02,386 They're at home, I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys. 977 01:20:02,511 --> 01:20:04,388 Not at this time of night. I can't go out again. 978 01:20:04,513 --> 01:20:05,305 That's your problem, isn't it? 979 01:20:05,389 --> 01:20:07,432 If you've got a spare set of keys you're all right. So you can piss off. 980 01:20:08,392 --> 01:20:11,520 Piss off? After all that I've done for you? 981 01:20:12,395 --> 01:20:13,396 Piss off? 982 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:17,109 After what you've done for me? 983 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:20,946 After what...I'll tell you what you've done for me! 984 01:20:21,404 --> 01:20:23,865 You spoiled everything, everything! 985 01:20:24,407 --> 01:20:26,910 Why the hell did you have to be the first? I'll tell you why! 986 01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:29,204 Because you have to be the first with everyone, don't you? 987 01:20:29,412 --> 01:20:31,790 You couldn't bear to be second. Then they'd have someone to compare you to! 988 01:20:32,415 --> 01:20:34,668 Then they'd see how bloody hopeless you are! 989 01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:37,796 That's why you're so tinky for schoolgirls! 990 01:20:38,421 --> 01:20:41,258 They don't know any better, do they? Poor little things! 991 01:20:41,424 --> 01:20:44,261 They think you're really quite good, don't they? They think it's exciting! 992 01:20:44,427 --> 01:20:48,431 The way you grope and push and you're so bloody hopeless! 993 01:20:48,515 --> 01:20:50,142 You make me sick! 994 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:52,727 What do you think you've ever done for anyone? 995 01:20:53,436 --> 01:20:54,437 You're pathetic! 996 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:55,981 You're pathetic! 997 01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:58,900 How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know! 998 01:20:59,442 --> 01:21:02,904 If you ever do! What about those children? Are you sure they're yours? 999 01:21:04,447 --> 01:21:07,075 Piss off! Piss off! 1000 01:21:14,457 --> 01:21:15,834 Bastard! 1001 01:21:17,127 --> 01:21:18,336 Pouf! 1002 01:21:19,129 --> 01:21:20,338 Susan, this is the end. 1003 01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:27,345 What are you doing that one for? We've got all this to do yet! 1004 01:21:27,470 --> 01:21:28,763 I thought we could do this one... 1005 01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:32,642 - Come on, let's do one at a time. - All right. 1006 01:21:32,767 --> 01:21:34,269 Annoying! 1007 01:21:35,437 --> 01:21:36,813 I'm sick of being ordered about! 1008 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:39,608 Oh God, I'm dropping bits now... 1009 01:21:41,443 --> 01:21:43,278 Come on. Let's turn it on and get this lot. 1010 01:21:45,447 --> 01:21:48,575 Bring those down here. Hey, what if you have swallowed it? 1011 01:21:48,658 --> 01:21:51,119 - I told you Sue, I haven't swallowed it. - Are you sure? - Yes. 1012 01:21:51,161 --> 01:21:52,454 Come on. 1013 01:21:53,455 --> 01:21:55,415 God, I'm so hungry! - I'm not. 1014 01:21:57,167 --> 01:21:58,168 Come on! 1015 01:22:03,298 --> 01:22:04,591 This is going to take hours, isn't it? 1016 01:22:06,968 --> 01:22:08,720 I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late. 1017 01:22:11,181 --> 01:22:12,974 I think I'll phone Chris. Tell him I'll be late. 1018 01:22:27,197 --> 01:22:29,199 Chris? Hello darling, it's me. 1019 01:22:29,199 --> 01:22:31,743 I'm going to be late. There's been an accident here at the baths. 1020 01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:35,080 It's nothing serious, it's a burst pipe. 1021 01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:38,333 How do you expect me to feel? I'm furious! 1022 01:22:39,501 --> 01:22:41,878 Because I live near here and the manager's away. 1023 01:22:43,505 --> 01:22:45,423 I'll have to stay so they finish. 1024 01:22:47,217 --> 01:22:48,176 Don't you believe me? 1025 01:22:50,512 --> 01:22:52,347 Well that's great! That's all I needed to hear! 1026 01:22:53,014 --> 01:22:54,599 I expected a bit of sympathy, but... 1027 01:22:55,517 --> 01:22:58,061 I'm ringing from the manager's office, you can ring me back and check! 1028 01:22:59,521 --> 01:23:01,398 5-2...Yes, you know the number. 1029 01:23:02,232 --> 01:23:03,274 Right. 1030 01:23:03,316 --> 01:23:05,652 I'm not saying I'll definitely be late, I just might be. 1031 01:23:07,237 --> 01:23:09,948 There's four of them hard at work, you can hear, listen! 1032 01:23:17,539 --> 01:23:19,624 Mike, what are you doing? I wasn't on the phone long! 1033 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:21,835 Couldn't you work without me? 1034 01:23:22,544 --> 01:23:24,421 Mike, what is it? Are you ill? 1035 01:23:25,547 --> 01:23:26,923 Mike, come on, let's get on with it! 1036 01:23:27,549 --> 01:23:29,175 I know you're tired, but come on. 1037 01:23:31,261 --> 01:23:32,470 Mike, what's the matter? 1038 01:23:33,555 --> 01:23:35,140 What are you doing? 1039 01:23:37,559 --> 01:23:38,601 Did you find it? 1040 01:23:39,644 --> 01:23:41,146 Mike, did you find it? 1041 01:23:42,230 --> 01:23:43,439 Where is it? 1042 01:23:44,232 --> 01:23:46,442 Mike, come on, don't mess about. You found it, haven't you? 1043 01:23:46,568 --> 01:23:49,028 Where is it? Mike, where is it... 1044 01:23:54,576 --> 01:23:56,119 Give it to me. 1045 01:23:58,580 --> 01:24:01,166 Come on, give it to me! Where is it? 1046 01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:10,466 Don't swallow it, give it to me! 1047 01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:13,970 Don't swallow... 1048 01:26:33,693 --> 01:26:36,195 It's all right, Mike. It's all right! 1049 01:26:45,663 --> 01:26:47,081 Oh, Mummy! 1050 01:26:52,670 --> 01:26:56,966 Chris? Hello, darling. Guess what? They just finished. 1051 01:26:58,384 --> 01:27:01,554 So I won't be late. I've just got to get dressed now. 1052 01:27:03,681 --> 01:27:05,099 I've got to put my coat on! 1053 01:27:06,392 --> 01:27:08,311 Yes, me too. 1054 01:27:09,395 --> 01:27:10,563 Very much. 1055 01:27:40,718 --> 01:27:42,970 Sue, please. Please don't go. 1056 01:27:45,431 --> 01:27:46,682 Please Sue, I... - It's all right. 1057 01:27:47,725 --> 01:27:49,936 Please Sue, I just want to talk to you about it... 1058 01:27:50,019 --> 01:27:51,604 No Mike, I've got to go. Honestly. 1059 01:27:51,729 --> 01:27:57,193 Sue, you can't just change like that after being like that... 1060 01:27:58,736 --> 01:28:01,405 - Mike, take it easy. - Sue, just talk to me about it. 1061 01:28:15,461 --> 01:28:16,712 Mike, just leave it... 1062 01:28:16,754 --> 01:28:19,840 - Just stay here... - Stop going on about it, Mike! 1063 01:28:19,966 --> 01:28:22,009 Susan, where will you be? 1064 01:28:22,593 --> 01:28:24,011 Mike, let me go! 1065 01:28:24,053 --> 01:28:25,137 Just explain it to me... 1066 01:28:25,262 --> 01:28:27,139 Everything's going to get wet, Mike! 1067 01:28:27,974 --> 01:28:29,392 Come on, we'll talk about it tomorrow! 1068 01:28:29,767 --> 01:28:30,851 It's all about your bloody diamond! 1069 01:28:30,977 --> 01:28:33,312 Yes it is! Come on, give me back the towel! 1070 01:28:33,980 --> 01:28:36,941 I won't give you the towel until you stay here and explain it to me... 1071 01:28:37,566 --> 01:28:39,151 Just tell me what you want. 1072 01:28:42,029 --> 01:28:43,072 Sue, just... 1073 01:28:46,784 --> 01:28:51,455 Was it different with the teacher? What about your fiance? 1074 01:28:52,456 --> 01:28:53,916 Tell me, Sue. You've got to tell me! 1075 01:28:55,459 --> 01:28:56,669 Give it to me! 1076 01:28:59,797 --> 01:29:01,590 Mike! 1077 01:29:05,803 --> 01:29:08,764 Don't! Please! 1078 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:07,341 Subs by ironhills for KG