1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,636 BEN: Oh... 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,011 College, huh? 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:06,569 The big "C." 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,677 People don't say that. 5 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:08,338 C-town. 6 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:09,376 No. 7 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,740 "C" word. 8 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,348 That means something completely different. 9 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,350 Yeah, it sounded bad when it came out of my mouth. 10 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,582 Why did you quit college the first time? 11 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:17,347 Was it because of me? 12 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,215 No, babe. 13 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,992 No. No. 14 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,220 You guys, uh, picking some classes there? Yeah, 15 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,016 but the only classes we can possibly take together 16 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,388 are conversational French and ethics. 17 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,856 BEN: Ugh. 18 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,264 Ethics? Come on, give me a break. 19 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,756 What do you know about ethics? 20 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:30,727 There's not much to know. 21 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,904 I raised myself right, 22 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,702 and my moral compass always points due north. 23 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,174 Orphan steals bread. 24 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,373 I let him get away with it, 25 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,414 as long as it's not hurting others. 26 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,868 You two are both bitten 27 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,066 by snakes, but I only have one antidote, 28 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:41,178 I give it to Maddie. 29 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,079 Sorry, Kate, but children are our future. 30 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,451 Somebody gives me a time machine. 31 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,608 I don't use it. You know why? 32 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,276 My name's not God. 33 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,875 (makes shooting noises) 34 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:52,746 * Wake up, look around 35 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:56,756 * There's a feeling today 36 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:00,690 * Fall down, get up again 37 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,698 * Get in the game 38 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,530 * Hey, hey, hey 39 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,766 * We're all here anyway. 40 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,244 I had no idea your girlfriend was such a handywoman. 41 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,136 Neither did I. 42 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,647 She's full of surprises, 43 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,578 like a sexy, blonde piñata. 44 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,323 Hey, uh, speaking of 45 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,819 surprises, so it's Vera and I's two-month anniversary. 46 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,251 Mm-hmm. Now, the traditional gift 47 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,616 is a handmade card written at the last minute. 48 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,485 You know, maybe with some sex coupons thrown in. 49 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,563 Right. But I really want to do something more romantic. 50 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,803 Why don't you take her on a sunset cruise around the harbor? 51 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,828 Boats? I hate boats. 52 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,004 Boats are the worst. Really? 53 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,001 I had no idea you felt so strongly 54 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:42,173 and so negatively about boats. 55 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,343 They remind of Florida. 56 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,771 Which really bums me out. 57 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,405 You hate Florida, too? (chuckles) 58 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,180 But it's the Sunshine State. 59 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,939 You don't hate sunshine, do you? (both laugh) 60 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,147 Eh... 61 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,479 (continues laughing) 62 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,613 What? 63 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,177 Look at all these young men. 64 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,286 Oh, these young, 65 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,248 virile men. 66 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:00,617 It's not... 67 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,194 BJ: How about pulling an all-nighter with him? 68 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,623 KATE: No, no, no. Not doing that. 69 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,857 The first time that I was in college, 70 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:06,863 I focused on all the wrong things, 71 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:07,934 and by "things," I mean boys, 72 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,861 and by "boys," I mean Tyler, and... 73 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:12,267 six months later I was a dropout. 74 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,130 So I'm not gonna let history repeat itself, okay? 75 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,638 He's looking at you. 76 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,269 MAN: Hello, everyone, 77 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,835 and welcome to 78 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,712 Ethics 101. 79 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,941 Ethics is the foundation 80 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,606 of everything we do as active 81 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,376 participants in a society. See? 82 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:28,545 Bet you wouldn't mind actively 83 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,682 participating in his society. 84 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,518 Stop it. That... I'm trying to pay attention. 85 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,993 Kate, we are in college. 86 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,161 This is the inspiration for college-themed pornography. 87 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,130 Look, now I'm stuck in a relationship 88 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,528 with Buddy, I need to vicariously live through you. 89 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,831 As long as you're willing to vicariously highlight 90 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,473 some textbook passages, then, great. 91 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,699 I'd like to see you vicariously 92 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,844 highlight his passage. 93 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,169 No, I... Yeah. Think about it. 94 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,814 See, that either that didn't make any sense 95 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,009 It did. at all, or it's 96 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,140 extremely dirty. 97 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:54,914 Okay, uh... Good one. 98 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,912 Ew. I'm sorry, ladies. 99 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,484 You two are speaking at full voice. 100 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,412 Exactly. Uh-uh. 101 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,878 To demonstrate an ethical quandary. 102 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,686 Class dismissed. 103 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,723 Okay. Champagne... 104 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,715 flowers... 105 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,856 Ben. 106 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,660 Hey. 107 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,391 What is all this? 108 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,555 This, my dear, 109 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,863 is for our anniversary. 110 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,234 To a wonderful 111 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,533 two months. 112 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,834 (Vera laughs) 113 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,995 What are we, teenagers? 114 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,002 We don't have 115 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,703 to celebrate this kind of thing. 116 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:22,735 And what are you wearing? 117 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,740 Uh, it's the shirt 118 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:24,771 from the day we met. 119 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,835 I am embarrassed to say 120 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,914 that I don't remember what you were wearing, 121 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,381 but that-- it speaks 122 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,250 to an underlying narcissism on my part, but... 123 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,909 I-I-I just had no idea you were taking this so seriously. 124 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:34,847 What do you mean? 125 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,122 I-I just thought it was 126 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,449 more of a, you know, a casual kind of a thing. 127 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,545 Casual? 128 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:43,387 What, like I'm a restaurant that you can wear jeans to, 129 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,264 or like I'm a word that you're 130 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,563 too lazy to finish, you know, like "totes" or "whatevs." 131 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,895 'Cause that's ridic. 132 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,230 MAN: Vera? 133 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,395 We need you. Coming. 134 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,573 Ben. 135 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,701 We'll talk later. 136 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,395 Hey, nice flowers. 137 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,467 My girlfriend gave them to me. (laughs) 138 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:00,106 What? 139 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,940 Whatev! 140 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,075 PROFESSOR: But in ethics, 141 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,210 (snores) we're taking a step back 142 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,324 to reflect on morality. Okay. 143 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,648 Okay. 144 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,052 I'm right in the middle of a lecture, 145 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,423 but it seems like a totally natural time to get up 146 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,652 and leave, uh, but I'd like to quickly invite 147 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,217 all of you to a reading that I'm doing at the 148 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,585 campus bookstore this evening. 149 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,964 I know you're all very busy, 150 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,291 but please feel free to stop by. 151 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:20,657 Hey. 152 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,934 Hi. 153 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,162 College. Pretty crazy, huh? 154 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:28,097 Yeah, it's like... totally crazy. 155 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,635 You want to maybe get together tonight? 156 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,840 Talk about how crazy 157 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,171 it is? No. 158 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,235 I don't. 159 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,913 Um... I can't. 160 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:35,912 Why not? 161 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,613 I'm, like, super into college, 162 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,846 and stuff, which is why I'm 163 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,450 going to that reading tonight, 164 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,052 so I can't. The bookstore? My bookstore? To the reading? 165 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,921 I mean, you know, happens all the time. 166 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,323 There's... there's always people, 167 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,415 students at the reading, it's... 168 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,616 packed house. 169 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,187 Yeah, so I have to go there. Bye. 170 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,955 What's crazy is, it all comes back 171 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,526 to that one question, you know? 172 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,465 Can-can something be good if it's not good for everyone? 173 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,870 Yeah, and who decides? 174 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,771 Right, right, and then you add religion into the mix, 175 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,274 not to mention government and tyranny, despotism... Ah! 176 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,776 Despots, I hate despots. 177 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,838 Despots are the worst. 178 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,436 And war. War. 179 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,508 Yeah. Exactly. 180 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,845 This is the most interesting 181 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,850 conversation I've had in a very long time. 182 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,352 But to be fair, 183 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,624 I do work at a bar named after a dog, 184 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,692 so... (chuckles) 185 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,691 Well, this is a real treat for me, too. 186 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,163 Most undergrads aren't 187 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:25,531 this engaged and interesting. 188 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,029 They... they're 189 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,900 usually more like this guy over there. 190 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,298 KATE: What, is he stealing the rosé? 191 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,532 PROFESSOR: I don't know. 192 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,497 Doesn't he know that that's free? 193 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,535 I mean, come on. 194 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,199 Look at him, he's young, you know? 195 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,137 God knows I didn't do college right the first time. 196 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,482 Yeah, me neither, but 197 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,409 honestly, I've been thinking about what I've missed out on 198 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,145 for the past seven years, and... 199 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,179 it's this. 200 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:48,424 It's all of this. 201 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,849 It's talking about ideas 202 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,723 and-and having real conversations 203 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:52,992 that mean something, 204 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,460 and that anything can happen. 205 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,989 You are... 206 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,428 you're my professor. 207 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,203 Mm-hmm. 208 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,700 Is this ethical? 209 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:05,572 Don't overthink it. 210 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,129 (quietly): Okay. 211 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,040 BJ, 212 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,372 I am in a relationship with a total stranger. 213 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,738 No... 214 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,546 Is that her 215 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,848 over there? 216 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,009 Does Lila know? 217 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,247 That is Lila. 218 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,221 God, you've got a type, haven't you? 219 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,620 What do you mean, this is... 220 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,622 That's Lila. That's Lila. 221 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,893 Yeah, I know. 222 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,720 She looks like the other girl 223 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,055 Lila you're dating. 224 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,859 Other... there's no... Oh, Tommy, 225 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:31,931 I'm really sorry, I've got to take this. 226 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,789 It's Buddy, he likes to video chat 227 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,197 when we've been apart for too long. 228 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,258 Oh, that's sweet. 229 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,066 Sometimes he even points the camera at his face. 230 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,568 Okay, I'm gonna go. Okay. 231 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,330 (ringtone plays) 232 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,112 Hi. 233 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,369 Hey, Beej, what's going on? 234 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,577 Just working. 235 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:49,579 What's up with you? 236 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,240 Why are you so sweaty, huh? 237 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,308 Uh, mm, I had sex with my ex-wife. 238 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:56,246 (laughs) 239 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,793 Shut up. 240 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,588 Yeah. Twice. 241 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,990 But it's not my fault. 242 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,091 I came by the house and she was selling all my stuff. 243 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,263 And guess what. 244 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,261 She sold my nude self-portrait for a dollar. 245 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,003 Yeah. 246 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,928 So I got mad, and we got into a fight, 247 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,673 and you know how crazy I get fighting with women, and... 248 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,600 Yeah, that's... yeah. 249 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,336 That's fine. 250 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,910 You're not mad? 251 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,139 No, it's... 252 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:24,514 whatever, it's totally fine because... 253 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,345 we're not married, so whatever. 254 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,980 Wow. 255 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,146 Wow, God. 256 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,053 You're great. 257 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,320 MAN (over TV): ...accept me, or you don't... (door closes) 258 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:36,515 WOMAN (over TV): I love you. Where's Kate? 259 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,357 I need to talk to her. 260 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,331 Have you been crying? 261 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,659 No. 262 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,364 Have you been watching 263 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,425 romantic comedies like a girl? 264 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,174 (scoffs) No, I don't... 265 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,169 this was just on, I don't even know where 266 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,202 the remote is. Right. 267 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,167 It's a TV movie 268 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,014 called The Garden Inside of Us. 269 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,340 Oh. It's about this... 270 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,344 this lovely horticulturist, 271 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,677 and she can 272 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,852 grow flowers, like, all over the world. 273 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,792 Just these beautiful, beautiful roses, 274 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,648 but... 275 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,187 nothing grows in here. 276 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,692 So, that's the... 277 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:15,625 Boy, maybe Vera has a point. 278 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,703 What happened? 279 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,000 I don't want to talk about it. 280 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:18,701 Fine. 281 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:19,832 What do you need Kate for? 282 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:20,867 I don't want to talk about it. 283 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,001 Vera basically called me a girl. 284 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,166 Buddy slept with another woman. 285 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,747 Hello, professor. Ms. Fox. 286 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,309 What brings you off campus? 287 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,876 I figured I'd check in on my favorite student, 288 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,315 maybe drop off a little required reading material. 289 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,490 Oh, really? 290 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,418 Well, I have some material 291 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,823 that you're required to read... 292 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,255 Oh, that's a real book. 293 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,591 Yes. (chuckles) 294 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,826 I can't believe Buddy did that. 295 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,331 Vera's no better, Ben. 296 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,332 No, I mean... 297 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,273 I mean, wha-- who does she think she is? 298 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,599 I don't know, and it's always on her terms. 299 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,074 Right, obviously. That's the thing, you know? 300 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,402 Yeah. It's like, she calls, 301 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,106 and it's like, "Oh, Ben, ride over to my house. 302 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,438 "You know, come over at, like, 2:00 in the morning, 303 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,272 get on your bike and just come over." Oh, please. No. 304 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,078 And I'm like, "Why should I get on my bike? Yeah. 305 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,850 I have a car," you know. Yeah. 306 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,878 And she's like, "'Cause I want you all hot and sweaty." 307 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,854 You know, and, it's like, I get it, like, I'm ripped, Uh-huh. 308 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,922 and when I'm sweaty, like, I look fantastic, but it's, like, Mm-hmm. 309 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,691 still, it's, like, I have to go through 310 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,190 a really bad neighborhood to get to her, you know? Right. Yeah. 311 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,392 And she's like, "Well, I want the smell of fear on you." 312 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,064 And it's, like, I get it, you know? 313 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,592 It's, like, I'm incredibly attractive when I'm, like, 314 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,398 Yeah. terrified, but still, it's like, come on. 315 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,700 I put my heart out there, 316 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,272 and then she just stomps all over it. 317 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,869 It's kind of like with me and Buddy, Yeah, 318 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,971 how he's always saying to me 319 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,813 how he wants this pansexual relationship. 320 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,039 Pansexual, like, I don't even get, 321 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,243 I don't even understand what that is, 322 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:34,944 Yeah. so I totally get it. 323 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,075 Yeah, and I'm like, 324 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,779 "Fine, okay, I can do that." Mm-hmm. 325 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,052 I will wake him up in the middle of the night, Mm-hmm. 326 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,581 duct-tape his mouth, steal his dog, 327 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,317 punch him in the face. 328 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,092 'Cause you're a nice person. Yes. 329 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,560 And send a ransom note, and arrange a drop-off, 330 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,959 and of course, guess who shows up early. 331 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:52,932 Buddy. Yeah. 332 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,160 That's fine with me, 333 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,404 because I can handle unorthodox. 334 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,469 Yeah. Obviously I can, it's kind of like who I am. 335 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:02,099 Right, you're not religious. But he should know this: 336 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,265 it's too far. 337 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,503 You deserve better, BJ. 338 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,807 Oh, I know. I mean, you're awesome. 339 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,479 I know. Yeah. 340 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,808 And Buddy's a fool. 341 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,243 Honestly, like... Thank you, Ben. 342 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,748 Yeah. You're really great, too, as well. 343 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,481 Nah. Vera doesn't deserve you. 344 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:16,475 To us. To us. 345 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,816 Right? 346 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,251 (sighing): Oh, my God. 347 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,587 Shh. 348 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,492 Rest now, my angel. 349 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:27,034 The world you once knew no longer exists. 350 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:29,759 Too much? Just... 351 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,957 Yeah. Yeah. 352 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,774 Okay, look, let's not panic, okay? 353 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,503 These things happen. 354 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,036 Right? 355 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,271 On the bright side, no one's injured. 356 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,637 No one can ever know about this. Okay. 357 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,106 I really-- I couldn't cope with the shame. 358 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,154 Just... 359 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,848 It wasn't that bad. 360 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,820 It was worse, Ben, because it was 361 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,550 actually really good. 362 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,394 Why, thank you. 363 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,550 For someone 364 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,657 so asexual, 365 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:58,861 you are very sexual. 366 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,333 That thing that you did the third time... 367 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,302 Oh, yeah. (scoffs) 368 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,631 Yeah, that. Where did that come from? 369 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,995 That was fun. Yeah. That was... incredible. 370 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,474 I could tell you really liked that. 371 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,641 Yeah, I did. I mean... yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 372 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,671 With the stroller, right? 373 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,076 No, no. That, I was... No, I was faking that. 374 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,008 The other thing. With the space heater. 375 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,154 Oh, yeah, yeah. 376 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,678 That was very creative. Yeah. 377 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,583 Bravo. Yeah. Thank you. 378 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,554 What a shocker. 379 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,023 'Cause the first two times were so... 380 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,494 awful. 381 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,031 You know? Right. 382 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:35,499 I don't know what happened. You were so committed, I think. Right. Yeah. 383 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,898 You just kept plugging away, Ben. 384 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,000 Well, I mean, I'm a plugger. 385 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,772 Good for you. Yeah, well, you know... 386 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,941 And it worked because... 387 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,840 there I was... 388 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,842 staring up at the ceiling... 389 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:51,945 thinking, "Is this ever going to end?" Right. 390 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,049 And suddenly I was enjoying myself. 391 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:57,521 Yeah. Uh-huh. I don't like to go halfway. 392 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,190 You've got a lot of stamina. Yeah. Well, I mean, I work out a ton. 393 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,220 Yeah. Yeah, you're very strong. Clearly. Yeah. 394 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,356 But you've then got this weak face. Right. 395 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:09,102 So it's very confusing. You're not hideous. Okay. 396 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,599 But you're definitely not attractive. Right. Right. 397 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,801 But I hardly noticed your face, Ben. 398 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,204 Okay. Good. Yeah, the first few times, 399 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,206 it was really distracting. Right. Right. 400 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,080 But then it was just a blur. 401 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,580 And I never thought I'd be able to say that. 402 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,612 I forgot you had that face. 403 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,477 You know what it's like? It's like you're this clapped-out 404 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:34,117 old pony, ready to be put down, and suddenly 405 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:38,064 you get on the race course, and... you're a stallion. 406 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:38,961 Right. 407 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,462 But you're a donkey. Right. 408 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,933 I have a donkey next to me. 409 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,730 Where did the stallion go? 410 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,495 You would never think it. Maybe we talk about this another time. 411 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,665 Or not. Let's not ever talk about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. 412 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,405 'Cause this never happened. Yeah. It never happened. I won't tell anybody. 413 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,342 Maddie, I'm going out to the garage to do laundry... 414 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,277 Kate. 415 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,251 Hi. 416 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,280 I am in a relationship with a girl that I don't even know. 417 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:06,846 Lila and I are different. Like, scary different. 418 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:10,457 I'm a summer person. She loves winter, okay? 419 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,660 I believe that aliens will someday arrive 420 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,162 and share their technology. 421 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,864 She believes that they will befriend us 422 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,097 but then ultimately enslave us. 423 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,802 It's like we don't even know each other. Whoa. 424 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,104 Just chill. It's totally fine. 425 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,796 Tommy, the only thing that matters 426 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,708 is that you're having fun. 427 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,309 What's going on with you? 428 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,111 What is this? Nothing. Just having a super good day. 429 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,454 Things are going really well with college. 430 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,050 Things are going especially well with my professor Greg. 431 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,623 I can call him Greg 432 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,850 because... things are going well. 433 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,888 You're dating your professor? Is that a good idea? 434 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,733 It's just casual. It's not like a... like a thing, you know. 435 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,399 It's totally fine. Sometimes we like to kiss in bookstores. 436 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,030 No big deal. It's, like, super romantic, but whatever. 437 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,896 Sometimes we like to chitchat on the phone, 438 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,635 you know? I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him right now. 439 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,140 No big deal. 440 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:02,112 * Just calling him up on my phone. * 441 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,010 Hi! Uh-huh. Cool. 442 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,017 Okay. 443 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,948 (phone beeps off) 444 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,187 That was his wife. What? 445 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,994 He has a wife that he hasn't told me about, 446 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,526 which I talked to on the phone just now. 447 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,400 Oh, my God. 448 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,099 She said that she had read my text messages 449 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,171 that I sent him. Those may or may not have been 450 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,369 a little bit dirty sometimes. 451 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,041 I didn't ever... I never meant to kiss somebody else's husband. 452 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,071 Oh, my God. Tommy, what do I do? 453 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,676 Kate, relax, okay? Let's just think about this. 454 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,678 Why did I ask you that question? You-you are dating a stranger, 455 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,111 and you are in a doomed relationship. I am calling BJ. 456 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:44,418 I am? (gasps) Oh, my God. I am. 457 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,691 I've got to talk to Lila. Maybe this relationship 458 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,919 is a mistake. Maybe I need to... Shh. 459 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,587 (ringtone playing in distance) 460 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,564 Do you hear that? Yeah, what... 461 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,033 (ringtone playing) 462 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,804 Morning, Kate. 463 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,742 No, I'm nowhere near the house. 464 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,409 I'm... 465 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:09,538 watching a unicorn pleasure himself. 466 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,276 At... the movies. (door opens) 467 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,481 (gasps) 468 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,552 Oh... 469 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,780 What is happening? 470 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,454 Oh, my God. 471 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,253 What is going on? 472 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,394 Uh, okay. Don't freak out, Kate. 473 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,049 Um, this is... 474 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,318 exactly what it looks like. Yeah, it is. 475 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,333 It was bound to happen. What? 476 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,834 Two attractive people, both in their sexual primes. 477 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,596 Well, that's... very kind of you. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, Tommy. 478 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,607 What are you thinking? You're my best friend. 479 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,579 You are my brother. You guys can't do that! 480 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,579 Also, you are both 481 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,080 in relationships. 482 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,482 Buddy cheated on me. Vera called me a girl. 483 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,754 And I'm learning all these new terrifying things about Lila. 484 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,493 This isn't about you. That doesn't feel like the same... 485 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,119 That sounds traumatic, Tommy, poor old you. Yeah, it's not even... 486 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,494 'Cause we're all dealing with relationships. 487 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,822 KATE: Look, I'm sorry that 488 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,026 people are hurting you guys, but is this the answer? 489 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,029 Does anybody have any restraint 490 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,361 anywhere in the world? Because God knows I don't. 491 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,926 What are you talking about? 492 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,304 She just found out that the professor she's dating 493 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,273 is married. 494 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,140 Married. 495 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,168 You... What happened 496 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,313 to not getting involved with guys at school? 497 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:15,379 I guess I just couldn't resist ruining college again. 498 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,278 Don't be so hard on yourself, okay? Yeah. 499 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,180 Can you guys not sit so close together? 500 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,212 It's making me uncomfortable. 501 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:23,217 Your naked elbows are touching. 502 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,120 Can you just separate a little bit? 503 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,393 (sighs) Hey. 504 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,362 What's up? (chuckles) You know what's up. 505 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,062 We're standing right here. 506 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,734 Oh, pretty judge-y for a home wrecker. 507 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,904 I didn't wreck a home-- I just made out with it a few times. 508 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,302 And I sent it 509 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,844 a few PG-13 text messages. 510 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,369 The Sixth Sense was rated PG-13, 511 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,735 and that destroyed me. 512 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:47,973 I'm never gonna be 513 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,537 able to show my face in that school 514 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,176 ever again. BEN: Kate, 515 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,881 you don't need to bend over backwards to avoid this. 516 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,653 (quietly): "Bend over backwards." 517 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,822 I know. I know. I thought the exact same thing Did you? 518 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,350 as soon as it came out of my mouth. 519 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,586 It was, like, in my head. I was like... 520 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,020 Sorry, it's a private joke. 521 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,415 Oh, my God! Okay. I will go back to college 522 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,057 if that means that I don't have to deal with you guys. 523 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,164 I'm not looking forward to talking to Lila. 524 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,396 I guess I'm gonna have to tell Buddy. 525 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,701 Vera'll be fine. She made it very clear 526 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,273 that she wants things to be kept casual. 527 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,273 Nobody treats Vera Everson that way! Do you hear me? 528 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,365 You are dead in this town, Fox! You hear me?! Dead! 529 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,008 Okay, sounds good! Great! 530 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,913 Never forget you'll always be part of my sexual family! 531 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,745 (BJ's ringtone playing) 532 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,752 Enough! God. 533 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,594 Hey, little girl. You want some beads? 534 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,463 Hey, Buddy, 535 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,631 I had sex with Ben 'cause you had sex with your ex-wife, okay? 536 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,030 So we're done. 537 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,531 Done? 538 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,604 Yeah. 539 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,603 Yeah. 540 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,374 Okay, well... 541 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,573 not for nothing... 542 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,406 did you record that? 543 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,742 'Cause I would really like to take a look at it. 544 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,777 HD, if possible. 545 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,251 How do you want to say good-bye? 546 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,980 Let's say good-bye the usual way. 547 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,985 Parting is such sweet sorrow. This. And some of that. 548 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:10,388 Yeah. It was so nice to meet you both. There you go. Yeah. 549 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,063 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're in the airport now, There we go. 550 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,632 and I'm screening you. (imitates metal detector) Yeah, yeah. There we are. 551 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,403 It's too dark. Can you get better light? Yeah, all right. 552 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,272 There it is. I'm gonna miss you most of all. There we go. Okay? 553 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,272 So which would then lead us to the question 554 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,374 of... 555 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,110 ...how we deal with... 556 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,283 how we deal with ethical dilemmas. 557 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,512 I'm sorry. 558 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,806 I meant that as more of a... 559 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,117 rhetorical question. 560 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,089 Yeah, I have an ethical dilemma though. 561 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,518 What do you do 562 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,363 if, through no fault of your own, 563 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:45,989 you end up as a participant in an unethical situation? 564 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,955 Well, I would say, um... Also, 565 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,664 because hypothetically someone wasn't wearing a wedding ring, 566 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,368 and somebody else did not know that they were married. 567 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,301 Right. Um... 568 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,337 well, then I would say it is, uh... 569 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,542 it's up to the person who is at fault 570 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,184 to deal with the fallout of his or her actions. 571 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,011 His. Hypothetically, 572 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,805 His. his a... his. 573 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,117 His. 574 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,178 His fault. 575 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,788 Great. 576 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,649 Thank you so much. 577 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,517 That's exactly the answer I was looking for. 578 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,556 Continue. 579 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:23,001 BJ (groans): Would you look at us, all single and pathetic. 580 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,669 (chuckles) I don't feel pathetic at all. 581 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,298 I actually feel really great. 582 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,344 Yeah. Weirdly, so do I. 583 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,569 Now I'm on my own and unemployed, 584 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,644 and that's usually exactly when great things happen for me. 585 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,344 You're always unemployed. 586 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,546 Mm-hmm. Aw, that's really great for you both. 587 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:43,648 Really happy for you. I guess it's... just me. 588 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,653 Maddie, where's my wine?! 589 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,015 Beej, maybe you should have your boyfriend-lover go get it. Shut up. 590 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,885 Kate, that's not cool. And besides, I think it's cool. 591 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,664 she's not my lover; she's my wife. 592 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,863 Thank you. Some respect, please. 593 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,995 Honestly. BJ: Yeah. Finally. 594 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,930 D-Don't spill it. I need all of it in me, thank you. 595 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,768 (door shuts) TOMMY: Hey, guys. 596 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,373 Hi, dude. Hey, man. Mmm! 597 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,735 I had a pretty big talk with Lila. 598 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,943 Oh, man. Come sit down. Oh, 599 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,206 babe. There's plenty of room for one more pathetic single person 600 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,005 on this couch. 601 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,176 You guys... we got engaged. 602 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,186 What?! Oh, my God! What?! 603 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,018 I'm getting married! I can be the bride! 604 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,763 Best news. Congratulations. 605 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:23,959 We're very happy for you. We need some more wine. 606 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,630 Dude, that's awesome! Oh, man. 607 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,729 (chuckling): I got to get out of this wedding. 608 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,601 (overlapping chatter) 609 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,225 God, it went on and on and... 610 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,467 I was so not... into it. Like, 611 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,074 disgusted. 612 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:13,835 Freaky. 613 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,843 Disturbing. 614 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,444 Terrible. 615 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,275 Awful. 616 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,339 Weird. 617 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,777 Really bad. 618 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,111 So I was like, "What's going on?! 619 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,077 "Who is this person?" Right, 'cause... yeah. 620 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,615 "What is happening?" It was so weird. Right. 621 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,993 You'd never have expected it. (chuckles) Yeah. 'Cause of... 622 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,332 Yeah. Right. Yeah. 'Cause of your face. 623 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,589 And your personality. 624 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,456 Right. Right. Right.