1 00:00:01,691 --> 00:00:03,521 Come on, come on. Here we go. 2 00:00:03,555 --> 00:00:04,825 Just do it. 3 00:00:04,866 --> 00:00:06,316 Here we go. Blow, blow, blow.It's been five minutes. No. 4 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:08,041 Uh-uh-uh. 5 00:00:08,077 --> 00:00:11,597 Oh! Boom! 6 00:00:11,632 --> 00:00:15,502 One, two, three. Free parking. [laughs] 7 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:18,052 Bam! Top hat lands on free parking. 8 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:19,157 Rich get richer. 9 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:20,781 Why do you always get the top hat? 10 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,063 'Cause he keeps it in his underwear drawer. 11 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:24,442 It's called the "sock hutch," okay? 12 00:00:24,472 --> 00:00:25,722 And it's really useful. 13 00:00:25,749 --> 00:00:27,099 You're both nuts. If you're not the race car, 14 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:29,170 you may as well just go ahead and kill yourself. 15 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:30,381 Dad. 16 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:32,719 Oh, sorry, Maddie. Nice, nice thimble. 17 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:33,756 It's a gumdrop. 18 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:35,242 Sure, it is, sweetie. 19 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:38,376 So, Dad, apropos of nothing, when are you leaving? 20 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:40,517 Should be a couple of days. I've got a big meeting lined up. 21 00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:41,727 You're still taking advantage 22 00:00:41,765 --> 00:00:43,035 of those failed dry-cleaning businesses? 23 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,077 They're closing anyway. They want to unload 24 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:47,944 all those signed celebrity head shots they've got hanging on the wall. 25 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:50,048 Yeah, if they're sitting on a pre-'KRPLoni Anderson, 26 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,434 and they don't recognize the market value, then the money's 27 00:00:52,466 --> 00:00:53,736 ours for the taking. 28 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:55,257 Now that is top hat thinking, Ben. 29 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:57,816 I think I could use you on this run. 30 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,710 [phone rings]I gotta take this. 31 00:00:59,749 --> 00:01:00,959 [English accent]: Randy Fox International. 32 00:01:00,991 --> 00:01:02,101 Please hold. 33 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:04,241 He's on the other line with the governor. 34 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:05,311 Fox here. 35 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:07,071 Yes. BEN: So classic. 36 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,651 Okay, look, I know that you guys 37 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:10,069 always did this stuff together, 38 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:13,454 but it'd be nice if he'd ask me to go every once in a while. 39 00:01:13,487 --> 00:01:14,967 I'm the one going back to college. 40 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:16,205 I'm going to study business. 41 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:18,838 Did you get accepted?No, I d... no, not yet. 42 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:21,221 But still, it'd be a good opportunity. 43 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,633 Yeah. No, I mean, look, 44 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,428 you're on all those committees at Maddie's school, right? 45 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:26,093 I feel like you're about to patronize me. 46 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,090 I haven't even started. I haven't even barely started. 47 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,572 It's the tone in your voice.So you're probably learning some 48 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:32,987 very rudimentary budget issues and stuff?Oh, yeah. 49 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:34,473 You know, I think that's valuable. 50 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:35,958 Yeah, that's great. 51 00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:37,412 And I also think that's a little bit more wheelbarrow speed. 52 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,692 That's our dry cleaner. He sounds primed and ready. 53 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,580 Dad, can I go with you instead of Ben? 54 00:01:41,618 --> 00:01:42,648 [chuckles] What? You? 55 00:01:42,688 --> 00:01:43,688 Sure, what the hell? 56 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:45,804 What? Dad...That's really great. 57 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:47,349 Thank you for this opportunity. 58 00:01:47,383 --> 00:01:48,693 Dad...Excuse me, Ben. 59 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:50,139 Can you be a big boy 60 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:52,629 and go take care of my committee meeting tonight for me? 61 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:54,844 Thanks so much! Thanks. Okay, great. Bye.Come on, honey. 62 00:01:54,873 --> 00:01:55,813 I'll bring you up to speed. 63 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:57,289 That's a big mistake, Dad. 64 00:01:57,324 --> 00:01:59,434 You blew, you're gonna blow that. 65 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:01,364 That dry cleaner is not... 66 00:02:01,397 --> 00:02:03,467 She's gonna suck! 67 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:08,132 ♪ Wake up, look around 68 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:11,822 ♪ There's a feeling today 69 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:14,995 ♪ Fall down, get up again 70 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:17,651 ♪ Get in the game 71 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:19,689 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 72 00:02:19,725 --> 00:02:23,315 ♪ We're all here anyway. 73 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:31,631 Ooh, gosh! Uh! Whoo! 74 00:02:31,668 --> 00:02:34,148 How did you pay for all that stuff? Did somebody die? 75 00:02:35,362 --> 00:02:38,232 Oh, my God. Did you kill someone? 76 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:40,061 Buddy's divorce has started to heat up, 77 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:42,370 and he needed to hide some assets from his ex-wife. 78 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:45,203 So he's transferred everything over to me for safekeeping. 79 00:02:45,234 --> 00:02:50,724 All the cash, the bar, the mobile tanning booth. Yes! 80 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:52,236 I thought Buddy was already divorced. 81 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:55,175 Oh, so did I. I know. He just said that 82 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,419 to get me into bed. I know, yeah. 83 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:59,252 Sometimes I don't know where he ends and I begin. 84 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:03,182 As a result of increased nut allergies on campus, 85 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:06,217 we've added several nuts to our list of banned nuts. 86 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:09,255 The complete list of banned nuts is: 87 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,882 peanuts, walnuts, almonds. 88 00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:15,225 This next one's tough for me to accept: pistachios. 89 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:16,714 I just love 'em. 90 00:03:16,748 --> 00:03:19,228 I was right about this guy. 91 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:21,338 He is perfect. He's retiring and he's selling 92 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:22,793 his dry-cleaning business after 40 years. 93 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,203 I am nervous. 94 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,618 I've never done anything like this before, 95 00:03:26,654 --> 00:03:27,974 so I'm a... 96 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,380 Oh, you're gonna be great. 97 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,066 All we're gonna do is tug on his heartstrings a little. 98 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:33,037 I'm not good with people.I'll tell you what. 99 00:03:33,074 --> 00:03:34,564 I'm gonna make this easy for you. 100 00:03:34,593 --> 00:03:35,913 Were you ever in plays at school? 101 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:37,939 That was, that was a question? 102 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:42,256 Do you actually not know if I ever did a play in school? 103 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,881 Oh, yeah, well, I... 104 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:46,953 I remember one or, or more, many plays of... 105 00:03:46,985 --> 00:03:49,465 My point is you were able to do that because 106 00:03:49,505 --> 00:03:52,395 you didn't have to think about what you were going to say. 107 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:53,539 Yeah, so? 108 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:54,788 So I'll write a little script for you. 109 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:57,100 You can memorize the lines, problem solved. 110 00:03:57,133 --> 00:04:00,243 That might work. Let's do some acting. 111 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:02,934 There you go.With the laundryman. 112 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:06,556 ...uh, hickories. I've never had a hickory nut. 113 00:04:06,591 --> 00:04:07,901 I'm such an idiot, you know? 114 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:10,627 I don't know why I was surprised Kate took that from me. 115 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:12,154 It's like my dad sets me up, 116 00:04:12,182 --> 00:04:13,982 and my sister just knocks me down 117 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:15,842 like I'm some gullible bowling pin. 118 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:18,496 Moving on to the annual Father-Daughter Dance. 119 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,024 Honestly? It's like, what, 120 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,642 do fathers and daughters run everything now? 121 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:23,675 It has to stop. It's madness. 122 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:25,611 I say, who's with me? 123 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:28,204 I say let's stop glorifying fathers and daughters. 124 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,863 What about mothers and sons, man? 125 00:04:30,891 --> 00:04:33,001 What about uncles, you know? 126 00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:35,311 Why don't we call this the Uncle-Child Dance? 127 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:37,454 You know what? That, that's probably a bad call. 128 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:40,284 Why not call it the Parent-Child Dance? 129 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,804 I mean, that-that sounds like something, that, you know, 130 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:44,324 no one would call the police about. 131 00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:47,293 I'm sorry, are you volunteering to organize the dance? 132 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,571 No. No, no, no, not at all. 133 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:50,839 Good. Because I was hoping 134 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:52,286 your sister would head up the committee. 135 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,496 Kate planned the fall fund-raiser, and quite frankly, 136 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:56,846 it was a little bit magical. 137 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:59,132 Okay, let me tell you something right now, okay? 138 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:03,030 You forget Kate 'cause I'm gonna run that dance. 139 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:06,931 I'm gonna run it into the ground. 140 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:10,661 Who here is in favor of me taking over the dance? 141 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:13,349 You all say "Aye." 142 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:14,492 Ben, there's no vote. 143 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:16,111 It's just whoever's willing to do it. 144 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:18,213 I accept your nomination. 145 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:21,008 With pleasure. 146 00:05:24,185 --> 00:05:26,975 Okay, I want you to take everything that you know 147 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:31,426 about dances, I want you to stuff it into a bag. 148 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:34,819 Put a gag in it. Not so that it can't breathe, 149 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,541 but so that it can't scream. 150 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:39,367 Tie it tight, and then I want you to throw that bag 151 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:43,378 over a bridge, because that's where old ideas belong. 152 00:05:43,412 --> 00:05:46,242 Why do we have to throw it over a bridge? 153 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:48,796 I'm in the market for some big ideas here, guys. 154 00:05:48,831 --> 00:05:50,211 Come on! Norman. 155 00:05:50,246 --> 00:05:52,726 Can I go to the bathroom?It depends. 156 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:54,386 Are you one of those kids that thinks 157 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:56,563 best on the can? Then sit and squeeze, my friend. 158 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:59,667 Let's think of some ideas, you know? Brainstorm. Maddie. 159 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,674 We could have a mini pony. 160 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:02,496 Bigger! Norman. 161 00:06:02,534 --> 00:06:04,094 A regular pony. 162 00:06:04,122 --> 00:06:07,572 Okay, okay! Now we're talking, all right? 163 00:06:07,608 --> 00:06:09,018 Let's keep going. Who else? 164 00:06:09,058 --> 00:06:10,988 Mashed potato bar. 165 00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:13,405 Weird andmemorable. 166 00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:16,002 We could make it snow, like they do when we go skiing. 167 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:18,170 A winter wonderland. 168 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:23,035 We could get some chocolate milk ice luges, 169 00:06:23,072 --> 00:06:25,562 maybe some snow cone machines. 170 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:28,422 Okay, okay, we could rent a couple of air conditioners. 171 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:31,427 What a about a deejay dressed like an Eskimo? 172 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,250 Inuit. 173 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:33,668 "Into it"? I love it! 174 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:35,433 Tommy, what are our projected costs so far? 175 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:38,364 Well, working on the list you just made, $3,000. 176 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,678 Okay, and what's our total budget for the dance? 177 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,541 $500.$500? 178 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:44,845 What? Good God, 179 00:06:44,887 --> 00:06:46,607 that's not even gonna cover the bike valet. 180 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:49,057 RANDY: Mr. Su, let's get down to brass tacks. 181 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:50,438 You're looking to retire. 182 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:52,549 I want to take all these pictures off your hands. 183 00:06:52,584 --> 00:06:55,214 Now I'm gonna write a number down on this piece of paper 184 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,312 that I think you will find more than generous. 185 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:59,137 What? Are you out to lunch? 186 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:00,317 That is way too much. 187 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,420 We don't even know if these are legit. 188 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,906 Excuse me. Each one 189 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:05,630 of these people was a very loyal customer.Forgive her. 190 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:08,316 She may not recognize an original Mr. Belvedere, but I sure as hell do. 191 00:07:08,358 --> 00:07:10,528 Ah, Christopher Hewett, very good man. 192 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:12,218 Lucky for me he was very sweaty. 193 00:07:12,259 --> 00:07:15,399 What do you say, Su, you gonna sell? How about that? 194 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,435 A dry cleaner's taking me to the cleaners. [chuckles] 195 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:20,441 I don't think so. 196 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:21,584 Oh. Come on, Katie. 197 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:23,933 It looks like our dream is going to die 198 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,830 before it had a chance to begin. 199 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,830 You're up. What? 200 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:31,932 This is the false exit. Go. Oh. 201 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:35,248 Can I just ask you one more question? 202 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:36,942 Okay.Do you have kids? 203 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:39,633 Why, yes, I do. I wanted them to take over this business. 204 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,556 But one of them plays video games professionally, 205 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:43,639 and the other one designs blue jeans. 206 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:44,840 I have nothing but shame. 207 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:46,328 So sorry to hear that. 208 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:49,302 It must be so difficult that your children don't understand 209 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:52,300 how special it is to be able to work with your father. 210 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,473 Mr. Su, may I call you Xiaoqiang? 211 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:57,438 Xiaoqiang, I know that you may not be able 212 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,337 to make your dream of working with your kids come true, 213 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,996 but if you would consider going into business with us, 214 00:08:03,034 --> 00:08:04,624 you'd be helping this father 215 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,516 build a family business of his own. 216 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:10,175 Tell you what. Let me think about it 217 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:11,533 then I'll get back to you. 218 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,050 Thank you very much, Mr. Su. Call me. 219 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:17,669 Thank you very much... Xiaoqiang. 220 00:08:19,015 --> 00:08:21,465 Yeah, Purnima, I'm looking at the catalog, 221 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,331 and I want everything page four to 16. 222 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:25,945 Yeah, you're welcome. Thank you. 223 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:31,678 Hi. I'm looking for the British hussy who's sitting on my husband. 224 00:08:31,718 --> 00:08:35,028 [American accent]: Oh, I think she's home 225 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:37,826 with her daughter Maddie. I'm sorry. 226 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,172 I know it's you! 227 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:41,068 And I'm onto your little scheme with Buddy. 228 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,966 [normal voice]: I don't know what your talking about, Buddy's wife. 229 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:45,036 I just work here. 230 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:46,556 I don't care about Buddy, okay?! 231 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:50,735 You can have his little Swiss, bald, piece of nothing self! 232 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:54,841 But the money, [chuckles] that is mine, okay?! 233 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,569 I made that man everything he is. 234 00:08:56,605 --> 00:09:00,505 I am the brains behind all of this. 235 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,580 So if you even thinking about going to spend that money, 236 00:09:04,613 --> 00:09:05,723 let's go! 237 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:07,582 What, like, like, fight? 238 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:10,196 Girl, please, I could break you in half. 239 00:09:10,239 --> 00:09:13,449 Let's go spend some of those Buddy bucks, okay? 240 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:16,733 [panting]: I-I-I-I thought you wanted to fight. 241 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:22,083 And you are gonna take me to the fanciest restaurant 242 00:09:22,113 --> 00:09:25,123 in this town, and then you gonna watch me eat. 243 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,770 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 244 00:09:26,807 --> 00:09:27,907 And it's gonna take a while. 245 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:28,836 All right. 246 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:30,188 'Cause I carry on, honey. 247 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,784 I send stuff back: silverware, back! 248 00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:35,063 Water, back! Food, back! 249 00:09:35,091 --> 00:09:38,371 I am a nightmare. 250 00:09:38,405 --> 00:09:41,025 And I am oddly intrigued. 251 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:43,103 Boom. 252 00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:48,135 [phone rings]Go for Kate Fox. 253 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:53,113 Yes, I will be there. Thank you. 254 00:09:53,144 --> 00:09:54,284 What's the matter? 255 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:55,967 That was the college admissions office. 256 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,739 They want to do the interview. 257 00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,939 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 258 00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:01,568 What's the big deal? You had an interview 259 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,461 the first time you went to college, didn't you? 260 00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:05,569 You don't remember? I threw up in my mouth, Dad! 261 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,295 In my mouth! And then I swallowed it 262 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,710 right in front of the lady. 263 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:10,256 She was, like, "Ew," and I was like [nervous laugh], 264 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,749 and then it was all downhill from there. 265 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:12,893 I came home in tears! 266 00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,582 Well, you came home in tears a lot. 267 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,934 I guess self-confidence is not my strong suit. Eeh! 268 00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:19,412 That's why you've got a dad. 269 00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:21,716 I'll be there. We'll do it just like we did it today. 270 00:10:21,759 --> 00:10:23,309 You'll memorize a few talking points, 271 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:26,106 tug at their heartstrings, boom, you're in. 272 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,182 Problem solved. 273 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,662 Okay, okay. 274 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,008 This place is all right, 275 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:32,774 but my food is a little undercooked. 276 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:36,604 Well, you did order chicken tacos in a sushi restaurant. 277 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,906 Power move. 278 00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:42,608 That's... magnificent. 279 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,472 Didn't work out with me and Buddy 280 00:10:44,505 --> 00:10:46,435 because things between us were purely physical. 281 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:48,863 I could tell you some tales. [chuckles] 282 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,819 I had him in an elevator. 283 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,167 I had him on a escalator. 284 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:53,693 I had him in a swimming pool. 285 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:54,832 In a typing pool. 286 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:57,141 Backstage at the Allman Brothers concert. 287 00:10:57,173 --> 00:11:00,003 Onstage at a Jonas Brothers concert. 288 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:01,698 I... 289 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:04,220 cannot compete with that. 290 00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:06,633 You don't have to. 291 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,696 What y'all got going on is something deeper. 292 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:10,807 I mean, that's why he gave you his money. 293 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,262 'Cause he trusts you. 294 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,945 [laughing] 295 00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:18,954 [laughing harshly] 296 00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:21,158 [both laughing] 297 00:11:22,405 --> 00:11:25,645 [laughing hysterically, gasping] 298 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,195 [breathless]: I can't believe this... 299 00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:30,238 You spent it on everything? 300 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,205 I spent everything. 301 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:33,212 [laughing] 302 00:11:33,244 --> 00:11:34,254 You had me. 303 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,209 I was like, 304 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:38,076 what's she talking... 305 00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:40,251 [continues laughing] 306 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,865 Oh, my gosh! 307 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,008 He's such a idiot. 308 00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:46,218 He's so stupid. He's not gonna have any money. 309 00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:48,187 [laughs, sighs] That's hilarious. 310 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,334 That's a really good one. 311 00:11:49,363 --> 00:11:52,193 British girl, do you have any idea 312 00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:54,398 why I made you take me out tonight? 313 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:55,987 [laughs] I don't know. 314 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:59,405 You just... you wanted to watch me starve to death 315 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,822 while you stuffed your face 316 00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:04,409 and I got really light-headed and just so... 317 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:05,857 I got so dizzy, as well. 318 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:06,757 No. 319 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:09,175 I wanted to meet the woman... 320 00:12:09,211 --> 00:12:11,281 Yes. [giggles] 321 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,416 ...that Buddy is falling in love with. 322 00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:16,486 [giggling]: Yeah. 323 00:12:20,153 --> 00:12:22,123 No, he hasn't. 324 00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:23,949 Do you love him? 325 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,304 No, I don't. 326 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,470 W-What is... 327 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:28,955 [mutters] Okay. 328 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:31,299 Just asking. Yeah. 329 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,506 [mutters] 330 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,623 What if I did? 331 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,275 [laughing] 332 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:45,633 You would be in so much trouble. 333 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,041 Just pow. 334 00:12:47,076 --> 00:12:49,146 Bap. Mm. Yeah? 335 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:51,222 [laughing] 336 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:52,773 Yeah. 337 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,326 Girl... Yeah. 338 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,600 You can go. 339 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,501 Mm-hmm. Here. 340 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:01,847 Boom. Take the check. 341 00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,752 BEN: Hey, there. Mr. Caruthers. 342 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,104 So how's the dance coming?I'm glad you asked. 343 00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:08,581 Turns out 500 bucks 344 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,235 doesn't buy you a lot of magic. 345 00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:12,172 You know, unless you want us to have 346 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:13,445 a cash juice bar, 347 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:16,112 but personally, that feels a little gauche. 348 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,490 Yeah, I'm not putting my name on that. 349 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,490 Well, Ben, and... 350 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:21,282 I'm sorry, do you have a child here? 351 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:23,107 No, but my parents babysit his niece. 352 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:25,487 Okay. 353 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:27,598 Look, you don't have to spend a lot of money 354 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,334 to organize a successful event. 355 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,260 Just... ask your sister. 356 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:32,853 I don't need to ask my sister. 357 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,301 TOMMY: You are in the middle 358 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,260 of a sibling rivalry, Dave. 359 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,778 Okay? Don't shake the beehive. 360 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,157 It's like no one understands that a snow machine, 361 00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,678 in this country, costs money. 362 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,097 Dolla dolla bills, y'all. 363 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,622 Okay, Ben. 364 00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:47,341 Thank you so much for volunteering your time. 365 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:48,518 Maybe 366 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,351 it's best if I just take it from here. 367 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:52,281 I'm sorry. 368 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,214 Are you asking me to stand down? 369 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,107 Yeah, I'm afraid I am.You're making 370 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,275 a huge mistake, Dave. 371 00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,459 Huge. 372 00:13:58,492 --> 00:14:00,362 This dance could've put you on the map. 373 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:02,011 Sho could've.Well, I'm sorry 374 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:02,978 it didn't work out, 375 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,364 but thank you. 376 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:05,975 And good-bye, Ben. 377 00:14:06,017 --> 00:14:07,567 And... 378 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:11,915 the son of Ben's niece's babysitters. 379 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,368 Hey, Dad. 380 00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:17,577 A lot of really uncomfortable lies 381 00:14:17,615 --> 00:14:18,745 in your outgoing message. 382 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,828 Where are you? I'm starting to get nervous. 383 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,210 I'm about to go into my interview, 384 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,830 I don't know where you are... 385 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,314 Could you... Ms. Fox? 386 00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,898 Yes. I-I am, I am Ms. Fox. 387 00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:30,387 I am Kate Fox. 388 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,871 I'm ready to come in there and blow it up! 389 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:33,866 [imitates explosion] 390 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,317 I'll be with you in a few minutes. 391 00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:36,697 My skirt is too short. 392 00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,326 I just wanted to let you know, 393 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:41,361 that's... 394 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,191 BEN: Dad. 395 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:44,987 Hey. What are you doing here? 396 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,642 Toasting a new business relationship. 397 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,298 I know that cardigan. 398 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,745 Mustard stain, upper right. 399 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,365 I have a couple questions to ask you about your cleaning process. 400 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,647 Katie primed the pump-- I'm just getting water from the well. 401 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,685 Here we go. Kate, Kate, Kate. 402 00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:57,342 Where is the golden child? 403 00:14:57,379 --> 00:14:59,729 Ooh, right! I was supposed to meet her for an audition, 404 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,690 or a interview, or... 405 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,008 something... 406 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,660 Ah, well, she'll be okay. Wait, what? 407 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,866 Well, I can't leave now. 408 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,075 Dad, you were supposed to be there for her. 409 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,254 She'll be fine. 410 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:10,527 Look, she doesn't have your confidence, 411 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,434 so I wrote her a little thing to memorize. 412 00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:13,913 She'll be able to fake her way right through it. 413 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,707 Besides, there were lots of things 414 00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:17,612 when you were growing up I wasn't there for. 415 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,920 But you guys were always fine on your own. 416 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,203 [scoffs] 417 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,410 We weren't on our own, Dad. 418 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:26,240 [choked up]: Did that feel a little heavy? 419 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:28,000 That felt really dramatic on my end. 420 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:30,170 I feel like I haven't blinked in a while. 421 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,925 So I guess you could say 422 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,275 that I've overcome a lot in my life. 423 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,382 Um, it's a heart wrenching tale... 424 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,699 let me tell you. 425 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,180 Um, I'm a single mom. 426 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,625 I've, I'm, I-I've... 427 00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:45,945 fought many battles that have 428 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,359 made me s... 429 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:49,224 something that escapes me right now. 430 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:51,118 Um, uh... come back to that. 431 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,227 And, um, something about a road 432 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:55,783 not taken... 433 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,716 I'm sorry. I feel like I... 434 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,199 I digressed. [laughs] 435 00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:01,104 I digress. Um... 436 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,102 Uh... what was the question? 437 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:04,384 "Would you like some water?" 438 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,311 I'm sorry. I'm really not good at this. 439 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:07,594 Is there a way that we could reschedule, 440 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:08,591 and, like, erase this part? 441 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:09,902 [knocking]Yes? Can I help you? 442 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,974 I'm sorry to interrupt. Buchanan's the name. 443 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,036 Buchanan Jones. 444 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,487 I'm an adjunct 445 00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,627 professor and... 446 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,006 I believe you parked 447 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,567 in the spot reserved for my Segway. 448 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,811 A word, please? 449 00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:27,226 FYI, uh... redheads are my Achilles' heel. 450 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:28,302 [laughs] 451 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,092 KATE: I don't know what to do. 452 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,437 Dad gave me all this stuff to memorize. 453 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,853 I can't remember...You don't need 454 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,408 to memorize anything, and you don't need any tricks. 455 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:36,481 Okay? All you need to remember 456 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:37,932 is that you're awesome. 457 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,792 You're not just related to Dad. 458 00:16:39,826 --> 00:16:42,166 You're related to me. Okay? 459 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,618 Knock 'em dead. 460 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:45,417 If you need me, I'll be out in the quad. 461 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:46,762 There were a bunch of coeds 462 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,108 that were like vibing me super hard. 463 00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,965 Yeah. I'll probably take off my shirt. 464 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,769 Feels like they wanted that, you know? 465 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:52,913 Hey... 466 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,330 Are you ready to continue? 467 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,535 [exhales] 468 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,341 Yeah. 469 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,203 Yes. I am, actually. 470 00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:13,477 Um... [sniffles] 471 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,755 Can we start over? 472 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,620 My name is Kate Fox 473 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,868 and I really want to go back to college. 474 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,394 [gentle melody plays] 475 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:31,565 ♪ Let's dance in style 476 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,402 ♪ Let's dance for a while 477 00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:34,981 ♪ Heaven can wait 478 00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:37,499 ♪ We're only watching the skies ♪ 479 00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:38,919 ♪ Hoping for the best 480 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,204 ♪ But expecting the worst 481 00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:43,301 ♪ Are you gonna drop the bomb or not? ♪ 482 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:46,508 ♪ Let us die young or let us live forever... ♪ 483 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:49,068 So, Ben, what do you think? 484 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,482 Kind of threw it together last minute, 485 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,167 but I believe that I pulled it off. 486 00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,519 Styrofoam cups? 487 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:56,515 Cookies still in their packaging? 488 00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,418 What is this, an AA meeting? 489 00:17:58,456 --> 00:17:59,866 [scoffs] 490 00:17:59,906 --> 00:18:01,906 I accept the things that I cannot change. 491 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:04,912 Like everything at this party! 492 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:06,905 ♪ Praising our leaders, we're getting in tune... ♪ 493 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:08,917 What do you think of the dance? 494 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:10,539 I love it. It's so pretty. 495 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:11,952 Yeah, I know. 496 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:12,947 I hate it, too. 497 00:18:12,988 --> 00:18:15,128 They look so cute. 498 00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,273 Yeah. 499 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:17,582 There's no, like, 500 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,033 [British accent]: Boo, I hate it here! 501 00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:21,073 Can I leave, I need to go get drunk. 502 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,450 Can I, please? Oh, Kate, no... 503 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,621 What's going on with you? 504 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,545 Well... first, I'm already drunk. 505 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,729 And second... 506 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,084 I'm not sure, 507 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,601 but I think Buddy and I are in love. 508 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,740 Oh, no. Yeah. 509 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:37,459 I'm so sorry.Thank you. 510 00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:38,595 You must be devastated.Yeah. 511 00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,404 It's been very, very difficult. 512 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:41,809 RANDY: Hey. 513 00:18:41,844 --> 00:18:43,924 Sorry I'm late. How'd your thing go? 514 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,470 Mm... 515 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,094 It was good. 516 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,537 Turns out, I did not need you there. 517 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:52,297 You see? You're welcome. 518 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,508 Heh. 519 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,095 Go dance with your granddaughter. 520 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,378 Oh! 521 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,486 Here's your cut of the dough from the Su deal. 522 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:04,941 [pops tongue] 523 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:07,391 ♪ Youth is like diamonds in the sun... ♪ 524 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,772 May I cut in? 525 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:11,012 Ah. No. You may not. 526 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:12,626 Grandpa! 527 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,568 Hey, kiddo! [chuckles] 528 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:16,401 Okay, keep smiling. 529 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,471 Just... act like that didn't 530 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,122 just completely destroy you. 531 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,129 [fakes a laugh] 532 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,330 Keep smiling. 533 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,508 Having a great time... 534 00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:25,231 He's never gonna change. 535 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,227 Nope. 536 00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:27,748 But he is leaving tomorrow. 537 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,197 ♪ I want to be forever... 538 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:32,268 Oh... Ugh, gross. 539 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:33,519 Ugh. Oh, come on. 540 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,591 [scoffs] 541 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,241 Aw... 542 00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,828 Oh, that was 543 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:39,416 so sweet. I know. 544 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,664 God, I hate him. 545 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,006 I know, me, too. 546 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,292 Thank you for being there for me. 547 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,941 Somebody has to be. 548 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:46,877 [laughs] 549 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:47,839 And I'll tell you what. 550 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:49,146 Hmm? When you graduate, 551 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,808 if you still want to open that bar... 552 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,474 Yeah?you can call it "Ben's." 553 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,231 I'm not, I'm never gonna do that. 554 00:19:54,262 --> 00:19:56,232 Ben's is a stupid name. 555 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,854 But I did think of a way 556 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:00,887 to thank you for today. 557 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,103 ["Wild Wild Life" begins playing] 558 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,650 ♪ I'm wearing 559 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:07,968 [guests exclaiming] 560 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,999 Ah!♪ My fur pajamas 561 00:20:11,865 --> 00:20:14,205 ♪ I ride a... 562 00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,347 ♪ It's tickling 563 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,288 ♪ My fancy 564 00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:20,391 ♪ Speak up 565 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:22,666 ♪ I can't hear you 566 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,334 ♪ Here on this mountaintop 567 00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,542 ♪ Oh, oh-oh 568 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,540 ♪ I got some wild, wild life 569 00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:30,683 ♪ Paint a picture 570 00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,332 ♪ Of me in the daylight 571 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:34,159 ♪ Oh-oh 572 00:20:34,198 --> 00:20:36,408 ♪ And it's a wild, wild life 573 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:37,862 ♪ You've grown so tall 574 00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:39,311 ♪ You've grown so fast 575 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:40,831 ♪ Ah, ah-ah 576 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,210 ♪ Wild, wild 577 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,312 ♪ I know that's the way you like it ♪ 578 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:47,518 ♪ Oh-oh 579 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:50,526 ♪ Living wild, wild, wild, wild ♪ 580 00:20:50,559 --> 00:20:51,969 ♪ Life. 581 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,427 So this is one of the songs 582 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,192 I had planned for the father-daughter dance. 583 00:20:58,222 --> 00:20:59,332 Let 'er rip. 584 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:01,401 [plays scale] 585 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,752 ♪ You want your first dance to be fun ♪ 586 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,679 ♪ So don't just do it with anyone ♪ 587 00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,612 ♪ Do it with Daddy... 588 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:10,921 ♪ I'll choose the dress 589 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,029 ♪ And the corsage 590 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,383 ♪ We'll have some punch 591 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:14,720 ♪ And Fromage 592 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,066 ♪ Do it with Daddy 593 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:20,352 ♪ Yes, you're Daddy's little girl ♪ 594 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:22,072 ♪ Like an acorn to a squirrel 595 00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,968 ♪ Do it with Daddy... 596 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:27,037 You know, I don't think this is a good idea. 597 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:27,978 Why not? 598 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,810 For a lot of reasons. 599 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,460 Mostly the line, 600 00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,528 "do it with Daddy." 601 00:21:34,569 --> 00:21:36,399 I'm feeling judged.