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[DeMarcus] What's up,
my name is DeMarcus Tillman.
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If you don't already know who I am,
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you'll find out soon enough.
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He's an all-around player. He can shoot,
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pass, he's got the boards, blocks,
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steals.
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His speed, his movement is unsurpassed.
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No one's quicker than DeMarcus.
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[Isaiah] Lateral speed.
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That's what sets DeMarcus apart.
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He'll cross you like Kyrie,
then cut back like Curry.
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[DeMarcus] What are my strengths?
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I feel like it'd be easier to ask
what my weaknesses are.
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Which really don't think I have any.
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[crowd cheers]
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[Bob] Oh, yeah, he's always joking.
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He's joking with the players, with me.
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He's got the refs laughing.
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I mean, he's hysterical.
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But don't let that fool you,
he's a competitor.
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He practices day and night
until they close up shop.
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[rim rattles]
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[Lou] Back in sixth grade,
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when we had no fancy court
or fancy uniforms or nothing,
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it was just summer rec league ball.
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And hand-me-downs back at Rainier Beach.
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Even back then,
you knew D was gon' make it.
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[DeMarcus] Think I was
like ten years old when I realized...
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I felt like I was different.
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When we go out the street,
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I'd play kids that was older,
five, ten years older than me,
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and it's like I could keep up.
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Some of those people,
they my biggest supporters to this day,
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'cause they feel like
they watched me grow up.
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But it all started here.
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[crowd cheering]
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And he's a natural leader.
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He's got a high basketball IQ,
and barring injury,
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he's going to be a very high lottery pick.
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[DeMarcus] Mr. Untouchable.
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I like that name.
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We had a game, I think it was
my seventh grade year,
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and it was like 20 seconds left
and we was up,
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so I knew once I inbound it,
they wanted to foul me.
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So when I got the ball,
I just had to shout in my mind,
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"They're not touching you."
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I'm dribbling around, I'm crossing,
running off screens.
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I felt like Flash,
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like I was just diving through,
cutting through everybody.
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Snap this guy's ankles, you know?
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This dude's kneecaps is on the ground.
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And they couldn't touch him, so,
Mr. Untouchable.
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The violin.
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The violin is, like, my celebration.
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You know? It's for the haters.
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Everybody complaining,
everybody got something negative to say.
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Just trying to explain
why they can't touch me.
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There you go,
there's an instrumental for you.
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For all the sad songs you sing,
I got this for you right here.
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'Cause I'm Mr. Untouchable.
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[intro music playing]
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[Peter Maldonado] Who is DeMarcus Tillman?
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He's the premier athlete in the state,
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the pride of St. Bernardine.
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And such a prominent fixture
of the school,
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that they put his picture
on the high school's homepage,
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which means if Chloe Lyman's
accusations are right,
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and DeMarcus is the Turd Burglar,
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responsible for all three crimes,
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the school had a lot to lose.
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It was DeMarcus.
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I know what I saw.
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It was the day before the Poop Pi�ata.
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We were at an away game.
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The girls had just played
and the boys were up next.
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I ran into him in line
at the vending machine.
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He was getting some Gatorade,
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and he pulled out this shitty, old wallet,
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and that's when I saw it.
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It was a Turd Burglar card,
just like the one on Instagram.
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That's how I knew that Kevin was innocent.
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No other card looks like it.
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It's poop.
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How well do you remember that day?
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It was a Thursday.
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We'd just played Tollgate.
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The girls lost by one point,
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but the boys won in a landslide.
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It was honestly over by halftime.
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And what's your relationship like
with DeMarcus?
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Great. No,
I have nothing against DeMarcus.
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- Oh, yeah!
- [cheering]
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When the girls are playing,
he comes out and cheers us on.
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Pay attention, ref!
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She's fouling Claire every time!
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Claire, Beth, Samantha, Becky...
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So I love DeMarcus. I really do.
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And did anyone else see the card?
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Gonzo did, but he's...
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definitely not gonna talk about it.
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[Peter] Why not?
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[Chloe] He's on the basketball team
with DeMarcus.
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It was hard enough for me to come forward.
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He's definitely not gonna...
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That would be bad. No.
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Well, I was with Chloe.
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- I feel like she told you that already.
- Yeah.
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Like, I was there with her
and she said that she saw the card,
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but, you know, I saw it, too.
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But it wasn't
like what you guys think it was.
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It wasn't the Turd Burglar card.
It was, um...
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[chuckles] Have you ever been to the...
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the Yummy Swirl Yogurt place?
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- I don't think...
- You know...
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- You've never been there?
- No.
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They hand out these little punch cards,
and you get, like, seven you get one free.
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It was that card. Right?
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And it looks like it's got
a chocolate swirl on it
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and it looks like shit.
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I mean, they don't really realize that,
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but everyone else...
Like, it looks like shit.
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So it doesn't look anything
like this card?
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No, it's funny,
because it does look like this...
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[Peter] Instead of purple,
It's more of a deep blue,
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and there are no googly eyes.
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But the yogurt swirl does look
like the Turd Burglar's avatar:
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a tight coil of poop.
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Are you saying that because you're
on the basketball team with DeMarcus?
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No. No, I saw...
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I promise you,
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I saw the yogurt.
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And Gonzo said it was open
just for a second, so you could see-
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- No.
- What?
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No, he left it open
until his drink dropped.
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Really.
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It was just staring back at me
the entire time.
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But you can see what we're saying.
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Like, these cards look, like,
scarily alike.
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I see. I can understand.
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Okay, look.
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The Yummy Swirl card
does not have googly eyes.
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- Right?
- Yes.
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And I...
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I was staring at it
for a really long time.
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And I know those eyes.
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Those are the Turd Burglar eyes.
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If what Chloe is saying is true,
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then it looks really bad for DeMarcus.
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Yeah, that'd be the smoking gun evidence.
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Exactly.
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So, if she saw it in the wallet,
then DeMarcus is the Turd Burglar.
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[Peter] Two conflicting memories
of the same event.
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Different in the smallest,
most damning of details.
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There's no way of knowing
which version of the story is the truth.
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But if DeMarcus did commit
the poop crimes,
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and Kevin is innocent,
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why would DeMarcus do it?
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Does he have something against
the student body?
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Is it possible he feels like an outsider,
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like Kevin?
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[footsteps, shoes squeaking]
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- [Lou] Oh.
- [DeMarcus] Let's go!
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Yeah!
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[Lou] Ah!
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- [Lou] Oh!
- [DeMarcus] Yeah.
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Holy shit. Netflix, what's up, bro?
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[Peter] Hi. Peter... Ow.
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[all] One, two, three, break!
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Vandal boys. What's up, man?
I heard y'all was coming.
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[Peter] You grew up
in Rainier Beach, correct?
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You been reading my Wikipedia, huh?
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Shout out to all the homies
in Rainier Beach. We out here. Yeah.
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Netflix, baby. [chuckles]
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[Peter] So, you drive about like, what,
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maybe like 40 minutes to a town
that is really different from your own.
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- [DeMarcus] Yeah.
- Do you feel like a bit of an outsider?
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Hell no, man. Fuck that.
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A lot of kids, they be saying Bellevue
is bougie and all that,
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but it's tight.
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I like all the people here.
Like, watch this.
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Hey, Squeak! Come here, man.
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Hustle up, baby.
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This my man Squeak.
We look real different, right?
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But this still my man. It don't matter.
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I'm no more important to this team
than the rest of these guys.
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Even though I might score 31,
12 rebounds, just nasty,
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Squeak might get... What you be scoring?
Like two free throws?
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Squeak is still just as important as I am.
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You feel me?
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Like, sometimes, low-key,
I'll be wondering why he play basketball,
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'cause he not that good.
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I think his mom probably signed him up
or something.
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Like for college,
he be needing sports but whatever.
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Get the hell out of here, Squeak.
God damn, man!
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Squeak want that camera time.
But, yeah, that's my man.
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[Peter] And so you don't feel any sort
of a different class system at all?
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[DeMarcus] Nah, if anything,
I'm in, like, a higher class.
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I don't approach it like that.
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Like, I look down at people with love.
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Straight up.
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[Mascot Boy] DeMarcus and Lou
are actually pretty great guys.
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You'd think they'd be like Bill Ryan
or Andy Gold on the lacrosse team,
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but they're not complete assholes.
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Yo, this my main man Lou right here.
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You know what it is,
most assists on the team, most passes.
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I mean, he inbound the ball,
I take it forecourt and I score
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- but they count it as an assist for him.
- Whatever.
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A dime a dime.
I give it to you, you make the shit.
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[DeMarcus] That's my man.
I wouldn't do anything without this dude.
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He the brains behind the future empire.
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- Straight up.
- I hoop, he do marketing,
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all type of crazy stuff.
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Like the whole violin thing,
I came up with that.
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- Yup.
- I played violin in fifth grade.
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- I was like, "Bro, that'd be tight."
- Yeah. Like, just sing 'em to sleep.
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- 'Cause they be crying all the time.
- Whining.
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He was like, "Yo, just play the violin."
I thought, "That's nasty!"
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Since then I been playing the violin.
It just catch on.
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These are my people. This is my world.
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Hey!
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That's my boy Spinach.
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I mean, I love the school.
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I love the people and the people love me.
I feel like I'm friends with everybody.
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Each handshake kind of represents
my relationship with that person
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and part of who that person is.
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This my man Asian Josh.
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He really Mexican, though.
That's crazy. Get to class, bro.
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I like to bring out their insecurities
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and make them more secure
with their handshake.
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Two-tops, butterfly, pinkie promise.
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Shh, don't tell nobody.
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She in theater. She's really creative.
She made up that handshake actually.
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A lot of people that's cool,
they try to be cool,
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and that ain't really cool.
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But being cool with being a weirdo,
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I think that's super cool.
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Hey, what's up, man!
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Like Big Head Ed. His head is so big.
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But he's cool with it.
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Boy, that boy head big as shit.
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He don't try to hide his head
and it's like,
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you gotta accept and respect Big Head Ed.
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[doorknob rattles]
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Sister Patty Cakes, how you doing?
245
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I'm good, how are you?
246
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I think handshakes and nicknames,
247
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I think they do the same thing,
248
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,255
they serve the same purpose
of making people feel more comfortable
249
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and making 'em feel special.
250
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Remember, jelly at the end.
251
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- Jelly?
- Finesse.
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You know what it is?
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It's like every handshake
is like a McNugget.
254
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,017
You know, it's completely unique.
255
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,855
[Sam] Well, I don't think
every McNugget is completely unique.
256
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,232
I think there's only, like,
four shapes, actually.
257
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For real?
258
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,776
Yeah, they only come in four shapes.
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00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,265
[Sam] I just don't see a motive.
260
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,448
You know, he gets along
with everybody at the school.
261
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,242
So, why would he want to commit
262
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any of the poop crimes?
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00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,913
He wouldn't be doing this to get back
at the school, you know?
264
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,332
But maybe we're looking at it wrong.
Look, pay attention.
265
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,628
The police made it seem like this
was some dark, vengeful crime,
266
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that Kevin was trying to get back
at the school for years of bullying.
267
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:58,593
He wanted to shit all over the school
because of the Shit Stain McClain.
268
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,180
But what if the motive is as simple
as a prank?
269
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What if this is just DeMarcus
thinking that poop is funny?
270
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Poop is funny.
271
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,021
Exactly, that works for this motive.
272
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[Peter] It seems a little elaborate
to just be a prank.
273
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[Sam] It is elaborate,
274
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,613
but it's not the first time St. Bernardine
dealt with such an intricate prank.
275
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And more importantly,
276
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it's not the first time a star athlete
has been accused of pulling one off.
277
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,538
Sir Fuxalot was hilarious.
278
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,582
Nobody knew what happened
to the mascot costume.
279
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It just disappeared
280
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and somebody just started posting signs
all over the school.
281
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,839
[girl] When the costume went missing,
we knew we were screwed.
282
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,342
We had the biggest competition
of the year that weekend.
283
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,470
We had to rent this cheap Halloween
knight costume.
284
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,932
I'm pretty sure that's why
we didn't place that year.
285
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,809
The cheerleaders got all butthurt
about it.
286
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,353
Especially Paige Burton.
She flipped her shit.
287
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,858
That's when the costume
showed up online.
288
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,153
Somebody took the mascot costume
and started going around
289
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,518
and started taking pictures
and posting them on Instagram.
290
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,034
All of the posts were directed
at Paige Burton.
291
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,454
[Peter] "I'm depressed, drunk,
and horny for thee, Paige.
292
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,999
293
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,209
Yeah, the faculty said
they didn't know who did it,
294
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,919
but they knew.
295
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,462
We knew it had to be Perry.
296
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,091
Who else would Photoshop Paige Burton's
face next to a purple dildo?
297
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,011
Paige was pissed.
This thing went on for weeks.
298
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,763
Like, what could she do about it?
It was Perry.
299
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,640
[Peter] Perry Coleman,
300
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,102
St. Bernardine's top basketball prospect
from 2016.
301
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,854
Everybody knew it was Perry,
302
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,606
but nobody called him out on it.
303
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,819
[Peter] Not only did Perry face
no repercussions for his prank,
304
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he was revered for it.
305
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,116
[DeMarcus] That shit was next level,
you feel me?
306
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,703
Like, who puts a big dick
on a mascot costume?
307
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,246
That shit is so funny.
308
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,170
He was always thinking of stuff
like that, man.
309
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,626
Like, that dude is probably the funniest
motherfucker I ever met.
310
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,504
[Peter] DeMarcus idolizes Perry.
311
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,423
He wants to be just like him.
312
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,427
DeMarcus would like and comment
on the Sir Fuxalot Instagram,
313
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,764
then two years later,
Perry would like and comment
314
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,766
on the Turd Burglar Instagram.
315
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,103
Is it possible that DeMarcus'
motive for the Turd Burglar
316
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,813
is no different than Perry's?
317
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,442
Simply a prank he knew he'd get away with?
318
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,988
If St. Bernardine is a school
that turns a blind eye to its athletes,
319
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,157
what else went overlooked?
320
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,910
When do privileges and freedoms
321
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,620
become free rein?
322
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,248
DeMarcus can go anywhere he wants
in this school.
323
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,958
He has more access than anyone.
324
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,463
Yeah, no, DeMarcus is real tight
with the cafeteria staff.
325
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,924
He gets free food, whatever.
They all love him.
326
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,550
We'll hook him up a little bit.
327
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,969
You know, 'cause we came
from the same place, so,
328
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:48,679
I have to look out for him.
329
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,847
He's a good kid.
330
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,891
He wished my boy a happy birthday
last year.
331
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,435
Happy birthday.
Hopefully, one day you can grow up
332
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,063
and make chicken fingers
just as good as your dad.
333
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,941
Yo, this motherfucker right here
make the greatest chicken nuggets,
334
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,275
the best I ever had.
335
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,861
You know? Ay, I apologize for cussing,
336
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,407
but one day you gon' learn it anyway,
so that's my gift from me to you.
337
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,242
Fuck it, happy birthday, bro. Turn up.
338
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,952
- Happy birthday, baby boy.
- Yeah.
339
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,663
He's got more access to that place
than anyone.
340
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,415
Doesn't matter. Open, closed...
341
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,166
He kind of gets whatever he wants.
342
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,169
[Peter] The police claimed
that Kevin snuck into the kitchen
343
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,422
through the back door
during the fire alarm,
344
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,424
but DeMarcus wouldn't
have had to sneak at all.
345
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,385
Thanks to his relationship
with the lunch staff,
346
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,680
DeMarcus could have
walked right through the front.
347
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,642
- Saint...
- [all] Bernie!
348
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,935
Fuck yeah!
349
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,271
My bad. Heck yeah!
350
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,772
[laughter, cheering]
351
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,733
[Peter] Could DeMarcus' status
have also given him access
352
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,445
to the launchers? And a front row seat
353
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,071
to another poop crime?
354
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,282
Oh, yeah!
355
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,575
[Chloe] The T-shirt launchers,
356
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,761
they're in the locker room,
the athletics locker room,
357
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,911
right off the main gym.
358
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,998
It's not the locker room for phys-ed
or anything else.
359
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,500
You have to be an athlete
to get into that locker room.
360
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,627
[guy] DeMarcus is always practicing.
361
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,088
Before school, after school, free periods.
362
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:08,259
[Chloe] Of course DeMarcus had access.
Every athlete does.
363
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,095
But you know who doesn't? Kevin.
364
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,309
[birds chirping, airplane whooshes]
365
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:23,691
[Kevin] We now approach the end
of my 200-yard radius.
366
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,986
So I'm either at home
with my sister and my grandmother,
367
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:31,574
or here, at the 24 Stop.
368
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,117
[inhales]
369
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,578
- I spat. So what? Oh.
- Thanks.
370
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,205
[Kevin] Imagine seeing me
371
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,291
in the basketball locker room
before the pep rally.
372
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,585
I-I... The Fruit Ninja.
373
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,505
Kevin McClain.
374
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:49,050
[stuttering] There was not one witness
saying that they saw
375
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,761
Kevin McClain in the locker room.
376
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,805
Don't you think that I would be noticed?
377
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:59,018
It would be like seeing DeMarcus
at the Philharmonic.
378
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,646
[Peter] And Kevin has a point.
379
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,774
There's no question that the gym
is a home to DeMarcus.
380
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,110
But what about Ms. Montgomery's
English classroom?
381
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,863
Would he get special treatment there, too?
382
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,950
Well, we know that DeMarcus
and Ms. Montgomery
383
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,368
have a history together.
384
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,891
- [Peter] Because of the poem.
- Yes.
385
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,289
[Chloe] So, DeMarcus
wrote a poem last year.
386
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,833
[chuckles] Jesus, that poem.
387
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,044
[Lil K] DeMarcus named his poem
388
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,756
"Out of Bounds: A Baller's Promise."
389
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,925
"Through the hoop, through the hole
390
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,427
And that is my truth
391
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,888
The ball is my soul"
392
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:40,518
That poem was closer to Dr. Seuss
393
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,852
than it was to...
394
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,358
a more serious poet.
395
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,569
"You may not be pretty
396
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,862
Or have lips to kiss
397
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,115
But when you slip through that hoop"
398
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,742
"It feels like pure bliss"
399
00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,162
Ms. Montgomery is, like,
obsessed with DeMarcus.
400
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,957
I think of myself as Sandra Bullock
in The Blind Side.
401
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,792
Um...
402
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,794
And just being so connected
403
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,338
[inhales] with my students,
404
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,758
the way Sandra was connected with, um...
405
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,846
ah, the black kid in that movie.
406
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,182
He was great. Love him.
407
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,352
So, she published it in the school
newspaper without asking him.
408
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,106
[Chloe] I honestly felt bad for him.
409
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,025
How could you not?
410
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,610
People started to post it online,
411
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,486
then other schools started to see it.
412
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,365
Everybody got their hands on it.
I'm talking Hendricken, La Salle.
413
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,328
And the whole fuckin' student section
would chant it during his free throws.
414
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,622
Through the hoop!
Through the hole!
415
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,624
The net is my truth!
The ball is my soul!
416
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,293
It was insane.
It got a little out of hand.
417
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,211
The net is my truth!
The ball is my soul!
418
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,255
[cheers, applause]
419
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,466
[whooping]
420
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,219
I don't really got a problem
with Ms. Montgomery.
421
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,015
But I low-key feel like she shouldn't
have shared that poem.
422
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,060
You know what I mean?
That shit was supposed to be private.
423
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,395
But she let everybody see the poem.
424
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,440
First off, I really don't even
do homework,
425
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,901
so when I decided to do that,
I thought it would be fun.
426
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,945
I really didn't put a lot into it,
but it was my first poem ever.
427
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,657
I feel like Shakespeare's first poem
was probably trash, too.
428
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,420
My first poem was
probably better than his.
429
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,910
And look who he grew up to be.
430
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,037
Like, one of the most famous
white people ever.
431
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,291
I felt bad the other kids weren't
mature enough to appreciate his poem,
432
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,918
and it was my fault.
433
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,545
So now I let him use my classroom.
434
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,882
You know, when he needs to nap
or listen to music.
435
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,010
I've actually grown to like
some of his music.
436
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,013
I can always tell DeMarcus
is in her classroom,
437
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,933
- 'cause I can hear Migos playing.
- [door thumps shut]
438
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,103
[Peter] DeMarcus clearly had access
to Ms. Montgomery's room,
439
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,021
and it's a recurring theme.
440
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,650
The Turd Burglar committed
three crimes in three rooms
441
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,403
where DeMarcus Tillman
had special privileges.
442
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:04,286
Was DeMarcus ever questioned
regarding the Turd Burglar crimes?
443
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,707
You're asking me if
444
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,459
our star basketball player was
445
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,629
questioned for the Turd Burglar crimes?
446
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,547
No.
447
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,466
Well, it's just his access
is almost unparalleled...
448
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,053
DeMarcus, he doesn't have time
to fool around and play pranks.
449
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,304
I know his schedule.
450
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,015
He's either in the classroom
or on the court practicing.
451
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,437
Yeah, but where was he
during the fire drill on November 6th?
452
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,646
He was with me.
453
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,567
And what about the lunch on November 10th?
454
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,650
With me.
455
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,612
And the lunch on the 14th?
456
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,282
With me and the rest of the players.
457
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,536
[Peter] If Coach Devlin is right,
458
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,372
if DeMarcus hasn't missed
a single practice at lunch
459
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,499
and was with Devlin during the fire drill,
460
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,628
then there's no way DeMarcus
could have committed any of these crimes.
461
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,423
The lemonade was tainted
during the fire drill.
462
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,926
Ms. Montgomery's class
was only unattended at lunch.
463
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,013
And the T-shirt cannons
would have had to have been loaded
464
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,557
right before the pep rally during lunch.
465
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,477
So if what Coach Devlin is saying
is accurate,
466
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,104
then DeMarcus has a rock-solid alibi
467
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,898
for all three crimes.
468
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,777
One that's corroborated
by a faculty member.
469
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,616
Of course Coach Devlin is DeMarcus' alibi.
470
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,784
He's lying.
471
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:30,206
[stutters] DeMarcus is
Coach Devlin's golden goose.
472
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:34,335
I do not go to an academic institution
with a basketball program.
473
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:40,090
I attend a basketball business
with an academic facade.
474
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,802
[Peter] It's a bold accusation,
475
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,970
but could there be truth in it?
476
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,266
St. Bernardine does pull in a lot of money
from its basketball program,
477
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,561
but would the administration
actively cover for an athlete
478
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,230
to save their revenue stream?
479
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,817
All at the expense
of a student like Kevin?
480
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,530
Athletics are important at St. Bernardine,
481
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,367
but you have to remember
that athletics helps with donations,
482
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,827
it helps with enrollment.
483
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,372
We wouldn't have these great facilities
here at St. Bernardine
484
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,541
without the successful athletics program.
485
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:17,419
But our curriculum
is one of the toughest in the state.
486
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,171
We have a saying.
487
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:22,299
It's, "Greatness on the field,
excellence in the classroom."
488
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,670
"Greatness on the field,
excellence in the classroom"?
489
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,595
It's fuckin' bullshit.
490
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:30,599
[Peter] DeMarcus's grades
jumped dramatically at St. Bernardine.
491
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:34,019
He went from a 2.04 GPA
at Deer River Junior High...
492
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,397
to a 3.41 at St. Bernie.
493
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,816
I mean, the athletes have it so easy here.
494
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,903
Like, they're taking zoology
while we're doing microbiology.
495
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,323
A lot of people say zoology is bullshit.
I disagree.
496
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,200
Think about other classes, like math,
497
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,202
where you gotta deal
with imaginary numbers.
498
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,788
They're not real, bro. They're imaginary.
499
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,915
That's pointless.
It's irrelevant to my life.
500
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,209
But zoology is different.
501
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,671
Like, for instance, did you know
dolphins weren't fish?
502
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,258
Dolphins are mammals, bro. That's crazy.
503
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,343
Like, they're just like us,
they just swim.
504
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,387
And they have, like, smoother skin.
505
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,599
I mean, athletes have it easy
at St. Bernie's,
506
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,350
but DeMarcus...
507
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,978
No, he can get away
with anything he wants.
508
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,187
[phone chiming]
509
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,271
Hello?
510
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,483
I'm sorry, my bad. I gotta take this.
511
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,030
If he wants a hall pass,
he just goes to Devlin.
512
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,116
Late slip, Devlin. Detention, Devlin.
513
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,076
I mean, the guy wields so much power.
514
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,872
Honestly, the school would fire
the principal
515
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,582
before they would fire Devlin.
516
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,126
He brings in all the money.
517
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,671
And because of that,
all the athletes are treated different.
518
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,214
Guys like DeMarcus,
519
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,842
they live above the law.
520
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,263
If an athlete does something stupid,
521
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:53,599
they just get a warning and a pass.
522
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,268
But if someone else
that's not an athlete does it,
523
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,396
it's a detention,
or they get suspended or expelled.
524
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,192
[guy] Look, Perry Coleman
only got away with Sir Fuxalot
525
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,944
because he was an athlete.
526
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:08,072
Like, look what happened
to Grayson Wentz that same year.
527
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,657
A few years back,
528
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,076
the school forgot to block Twitter
in the computer lab,
529
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,995
so a bunch of kids were logging on
and tweeting during class.
530
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,375
The thing is, a bunch of dumbasses
left their accounts logged in.
531
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,336
[Lil K] If you leave your shit logged in,
people are gonna fuck with it.
532
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,463
It's like when you fall asleep
with your shoes on,
533
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,299
people are gonna draw a dick on your face.
534
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,886
Grayson? I guess Grayson fucked
with one too many people
535
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,805
and the administration got pissed.
536
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,723
I had discovered Grayson, um...
537
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:39,103
who, you know, had typically been
a pretty troubled kid, uh...
538
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,147
I discovered he was tweeting
some pretty unsavory stuff.
539
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,608
[Peter] A tweet from March 2016,
540
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,652
from his classmate's account.
541
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,988
"My dick's gonna fall off.
542
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:53,325
@jessrodriguez99 infected me
with crotch goblins.
543
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,411
544
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,081
As you probably are aware,
these computers are supposed to be used
545
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,874
for nothing but schoolwork.
546
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,336
You know, least of all,
cyberbullying and...
547
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:05,796
And, so yeah,
548
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,008
I turned that case over
to the disciplinary council,
549
00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,469
and sadly for Grayson, uh...
550
00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:13,553
he was expelled.
551
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:18,809
Grayson's a weirdo, but I couldn't believe
they actually expelled him
552
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,769
over a few tweets about "chlamyds."
553
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,859
[Peter] So, do you mind telling me
your story and exactly how you...
554
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,360
ended up here.
555
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,447
Yeah, sure. I made a joke
556
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:33,198
through Twitter
557
00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:36,493
to Jess Rodriguez and they kicked me out
of the fucking school,
558
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:39,538
Mr. Gesualdi, the computer teacher,
knew it was me
559
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,417
'cause I did it from the computer lab,
and ta-da, here I am,
560
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,253
kicked out and livin' large.
561
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,090
[Peter] Once the fraudulent tweets
562
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,176
were brought
to the administration's attention,
563
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:55,137
swift action was taken
against Grayson Wentz.
564
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,805
He was expelled a week later
565
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,434
What Grayson did was irredeemable,
566
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,855
but it's exactly what Perry Coleman
did to Paige Burton.
567
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,024
[sighs]
568
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,486
People treated Sir Fuxalot
like it was so funny.
569
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,989
Hmm... It just wasn't funny to me.
570
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,200
Every day in the hallway,
people are shouting,
571
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:17,785
"When you gonna fuck the knight?"
572
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,204
Or, "You really blow the Duxbury Dolphin?"
573
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,041
It was humiliating.
574
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:27,461
I go to the administration
and I tell what Perry did
575
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,837
and nothing happened.
576
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,464
And I filed multiple complaints
577
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,716
and Perry never even got questioned.
578
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,675
Nobody cared.
579
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,805
[Kevin] What happened to Perry?
580
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,557
A pat on the back
and a platitude about boys being boys.
581
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:44,603
See, that is the difference
between being a star athlete
582
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,606
and just your run-of-the-mill
St. Bernardine student.
583
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,818
If we could throw a ball through a hoop,
584
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,820
perhaps it would be a different story.
585
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,413
Do you feel like maybe they treated you
differently than Perry Coleman?
586
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,700
[chuckles]
587
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,452
I mean, do you know what he did to her?
588
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,871
- It's kinda like fucked up, you know?
- Yeah.
589
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:05,874
I did, like, three or four tweets
and I'm expelled.
590
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,877
He does, like, months of shit
to this girl.
591
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,631
And he ends up at UCLA.
I mean... [chuckles]
592
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,883
St. Bernardine is all about basketball.
593
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,719
It's the lifeblood of the school.
594
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,598
DeMarcus Tillman can get away with murder.
595
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,060
Guys like Kevin and me,
596
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,020
well, we're easy scapegoats.
597
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,150
That's why they end up at UCLA,
598
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,486
and we end up with ankle bracelets,
599
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,322
and a job at the fucking Kirkland Mall.
600
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:42,327
[Peter] Is there a double standard
at St. Bernardine?
601
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,248
Would the administration go as far
as covering up a crime
602
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,168
committed by their most valuable asset?
603
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,213
Would they let an innocent man
take the fall?
604
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,009
So I wanted
to sit down with you because...
605
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,847
we have reason to believe
that Kevin McClain
606
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,641
- may not be the Turd Burglar.
- Oh, shit.
607
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,687
Isn't it true that Perry Coleman was a...
608
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,773
was a pretty notorious prankster
609
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,650
at St. Bernardine while he was here?
610
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:17,321
Wait. You suggesting
that fucking Perry did it?
611
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,739
You know he lives in LA?
612
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,575
I don't believe that Perry Coleman did it.
613
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:23,911
It's just...
614
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,496
it seems to me that...
615
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,918
Perry almost set a precedent
that athletes pull off pranks,
616
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,128
and that, you know...
617
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,714
it seems as if you look up to him,
618
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,592
you guys even share the same
basketball number.
619
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,802
[chuckles]
620
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,846
[laughing] Are you...
621
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,933
You're suggesting
that I'm the Turd Burglar?
622
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:49,686
I'm just asking a few questions,
that's all.
623
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:50,979
Okay.
624
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,565
Are you a fan of Yummy Swirl Yogurt?
625
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:58,111
It's fucking yogurt. Yeah. What about it?
626
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,156
So... [stuttering]
627
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,450
So you like Yummy...
Have you ever been there?
628
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,702
Bro, why are you asking me about yogurt?
629
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,246
You want to get to the crime.
630
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:10,123
Kevin said he did it,
you don't believe he did it.
631
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,377
You're bringing up Perry,
but you don't believe he did it.
632
00:29:13,627 --> 00:29:16,380
And for no reason at all,
you believe I did it.
633
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:20,133
And for some reason
we're talking about yogurt.
634
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,719
Shit, bro, I'm done
with your little yogurt talk.
635
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,055
I like yogurt.
Is that what you want to hear?
636
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,138
All flavors.
637
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,725
Pistachio. Cookies and cream.
638
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,560
- [Lou laughs]
- Potato salad.
639
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,731
Put the fuckin' circle balls
with the little fruit flavors,
640
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,175
but it's just juice in the middle.
641
00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,317
All that stuff, bro.
642
00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:38,944
I'm a yogurt connoisseur!
643
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:42,281
[Peter] What is life like
for someone like DeMarcus Tillman?
644
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:47,035
Someone who's been larger-than-life
since the day he was born.
645
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,872
Someone who's been showered
with praise and attention
646
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,541
for as long as he can remember.
647
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,877
Who is treated like he can do no wrong.
648
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,212
Hello?
649
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,381
[Peter] As if his actions
have no consequences.
650
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,884
Someone who walks between the raindrops.
651
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:06,221
- [crowd cheers]
- What does that do to you mentally?
652
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:08,140
Would you feel
653
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:09,682
untouchable?
654
00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:12,352
How far would you push your luck?
655
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:15,731
[DeMarcus] Don't prod me.
I'm sorry for being mean to you.
656
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,733
I'm sensitive sometimes.
657
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,277
You know what, if you need anything,
let me know.
658
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,612
I ain't going nowhere, Pete.
659
00:30:22,696 --> 00:30:24,281
[Peter] If you were untouchable...
660
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:28,035
- I'm going nowhere.
- ...how bold would you be?
661
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,330
[phone buzzes]