1 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,040 DOG BARKS 2 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,600 BARKING IN DISTANCE 3 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,760 DISTANT GERMAN OVER LOUD SPEAKER 4 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,080 HORN HOOTING 5 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:37,760 'Unless otherwise stated, stay in your vehicle. 6 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,920 'Hold all the papers ready for class.' 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,600 'Unless otherwise stated, stay in your vehicle.' 8 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:10,000 JINGLE BELLS IN GERMAN OVER SPEAKER 9 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,720 'Sir Roger!' 10 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,440 In the interest of discretion, 11 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,880 I thought it best to drop by in person. 12 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,560 At one o'clock in the morning? 13 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,200 The minister was at the opera... 14 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,920 ..which meant we had to wait to get his signature. 15 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,400 Gotterdammerung? 16 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,840 Beg your pardon? 17 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,320 Wagner. Opera joke. Never mind. 18 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,400 Thank you, no. 19 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,400 Where have you been tonight? 20 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,160 Saying goodbye to a friend. Anyone I know? 21 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,800 Jim Angleton. 22 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,720 On his way home to Washington as we speak. 23 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,640 When did you last see Tony Blunt? 24 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,680 Sure I can't tempt you? Quite sure. 25 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:43,360 Sir Anthony and I, as I suspect you well know, 26 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,520 had lunch the other day at my club. 27 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,200 Why? You haven't gone and lost him, have you? 28 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,120 I should never have agreed to let you go to Beirut. 29 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,160 KNOCKING 30 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,120 Sounds like one of yours. 31 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,320 Don't tell me, panic over - Blunt's resurfaced. 32 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,960 Nine o'clock sharp. My office. 33 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,480 Don't be late. 34 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,280 DOOR CLOSES 35 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,840 I... just lost my footing. 36 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,960 Questions are being asked, Kim. 37 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,640 I slipped on the ice, for God's sake! People are worried about you! 38 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,120 On my way to the Metropol. I was hoping to find you or Burgess... 39 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,720 preferably you. 40 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,840 A friendly face. Some music. A little fucking colour. 41 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,160 Which reminds me... 42 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,680 ..Burgess sent a peace offering. 43 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,800 From his personal library, he wanted me to tell you. 44 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,720 Clever bastard. 45 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:23,080 Do you know this one? 46 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:27,080 Takes place in London in 1934... 47 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,440 when no-one yet knew what they stood for. 48 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,280 Also some tinned fruit, a jar of marmalade, 49 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,800 cigarettes and a couple of other bits and bobs. 50 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,080 All from Guy? 51 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,560 The marmalade's from me - Fortnum and Mason's via diplomatic pouch. 52 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,160 Ooh, speaking of which, pass my coat. 53 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,120 I have a letter I need you to send. 54 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,440 To whom? Oh. 55 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,240 Oh, damn, it's gone. 56 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,800 I couldn't trouble you to rustle up some paper and an envelope? 57 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,560 Paper and envelope. 58 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,720 Er... 59 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,000 Medsestra! Medsestra! 60 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,960 Good morning, sir. 61 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,600 Mr Elliott. 62 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,760 Have a seat. 63 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:28,120 Mrs Thomas here is of the opinion that... Philby told you 64 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,200 Tony Blunt was also a Russian double agent. 65 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,640 She's right. He did. 66 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,560 And that that's the reason you let him go? 67 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,800 Something tells me Mrs Thomas is quite a bit cleverer than that. 68 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,320 When did he give you Blunt? 69 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,320 The last day. 70 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,400 Out on the balcony? Yes. 71 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,120 Where no-one could hear you? 72 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,280 I'll have to take your word for that. 73 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,600 Why haven't you disclosed any of this until now? 74 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,080 I'd just learned that the man I trusted most in the Service 75 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,880 and my best friend was a Russian spy. 76 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,440 You could say I'm not quite sure who to trust any more. 77 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:28,360 You understand that any information acquired in Beirut from Philby 78 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,520 is considered counter-intelligence... 79 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,080 which is now the domain of MI5? 80 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:35,160 What I understand is that this is a show for the minister. 81 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,480 A pissing contest between MI5 and SIS. 82 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,760 No contest, I'm afraid, thanks to Philby. 83 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,720 Exactly. I thought you were off the case. 84 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,960 KNOCK Number 10 on the line, sir. 85 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,280 Concerning? 86 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,000 Profumo. 87 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,880 Educated guess. 88 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,560 If you wouldn't mind waiting in the ante room for a few minutes, 89 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,720 I'm sure Miss Harbinson will be happy to find you some refreshment. 90 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,360 Not you, Mrs Thomas. 91 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,320 You stay where you are. 92 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,360 I don't know about this, Kim. 93 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,240 It's a personal letter, it's nothing more... 94 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,960 ..separating friendship from politics. 95 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,200 Which there was no time for in Beirut? 96 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,680 SIGHS 97 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,640 I'm tired, Donald. 98 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:48,360 So fucking... fucking tired. 99 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,400 I didn't seal the envelope. 100 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,760 Read it if you want. Run it by your KGB chums if you must. 101 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,480 They're your chums, too. 102 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,080 Well, then there shouldn't be a problem, should there? 103 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,400 The cricket starts today. England and Australia. 104 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,760 I was rather hoping to catch some of that on the wireless later. 105 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:12,000 Ah, well, we should get on with it, then. 106 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,840 Their fast bowlers should be quite a handful. 107 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,000 But I think our batsmen will be up to it this time. 108 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,520 Dinner's at eight, by the way. 109 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,960 You haven't forgotten? 110 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,560 Do you think you could do that upstairs? 111 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,920 RINGING 112 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,800 Jane. 113 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,880 You look... Well... 114 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,840 Well, I must admit, all things considered, 115 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,760 I actually feel quite chipper. 116 00:10:54,760 --> 00:11:00,960 No, I meant comma, well, dot, dot, dot, how do I put it? 117 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,240 BUZZER You can go in now. 118 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,920 How's your head, by the way? 119 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,880 Oh, it's still there. By a thread. 120 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,320 So... 121 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,880 ..last night... at the St Georges... 122 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,360 You went to the St Georges... without me? 123 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,680 Fuck off, Kim. 124 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,640 Wait... Now I'm lost... Are you telling me I was there? 125 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,200 At the bar? The pool. 126 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,400 Ah. Golly. 127 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,120 Well... that explains this, then. 128 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,080 Do you think I might have a glass of water? 129 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,880 More? 130 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,120 Right. 131 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,120 So, here's the scoop... 132 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,240 ..but first, you owe me a proper drink. 133 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,440 It all began in... Vienna. 134 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,320 In '34? 135 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,640 February... 1934. 136 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,360 Not before then, up at Cambridge? 137 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,960 Cambridge? Oh, no. 138 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,120 Cambridge is where you fantasise about what you stand against... 139 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,720 ..whereas, Vienna... 140 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,280 ..that was where I quickly learned what I stood for. 141 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,080 Who recruited you? 142 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,600 No-one. 143 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,960 I fell in love. 144 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,640 'You fell in love?' 145 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,760 ACCORDION MUSIC 146 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,600 MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH 147 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,320 Stop it there, please. 148 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,800 Which one of you opened the window? Him. 149 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,680 Though you must've known that would interfere 150 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,960 with the listening equipment? 151 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,560 I suppose I assumed whoever selected the safe house and bugged it 152 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,040 would've taken an open window into account 153 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,960 in the Mediterranean climate. 154 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,600 What utter nonsense, Nick. 155 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,520 It's 1963, I don't think it's too much to ask! 156 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,960 It's the debriefer's job to control the damned environment! 157 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,920 You had to have known opening a window could be a tactic. 158 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:49,240 I viewed it more in psychological terms. 159 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,760 It told me that he was on the brink of capitulating 160 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,760 but needed to create a sense of privacy 161 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,320 before baring his soul, so to speak. 162 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,520 The tape is supposed to be evidence. 163 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,200 I didn't go to Beirut to solve a crime. I knew he was guilty. 164 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,640 We all knew he was guilty. 165 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,240 I'm a spy, not a policeman. It's interesting. 166 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,920 You almost sounded vindicated just then. 167 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,840 Like a man who'd succeeded in what he went out there to accomplish. 168 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:20,960 If he succeeded, then it'd be Philby sitting here now 169 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,960 and the Russians would be none the wiser. 170 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:27,960 So from this point on, we're supposed to rely on your account 171 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,800 of what happened in that flat. 172 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,560 Do you honestly mean to tell me 173 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,120 MI5 doesn't have the wherewithal to enhance the tape? 174 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:41,080 There is, of course... another way to think about all this... 175 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,480 which is that the three minutes 176 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:47,400 you and Philby spent on that balcony is in fact a distraction. 177 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,800 A piece of misdirection... 178 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,720 because I have to say, three minutes does seem like a very short time, 179 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720 indeed, the end of such a long friendship, 180 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,080 in which to... bare one's soul... 181 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,440 ..leaving me to consider the possibility that 182 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,040 the real truth about why you let Philby go isn't even on the tape. 183 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,520 Thoughts, Mrs Thomas? 184 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,640 You fell in love? 185 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,320 SNIGGERS 186 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,760 Oh, come on, you've gotta laugh. 187 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,040 Everything you need to know is in there. 188 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,360 Perhaps you'll now allow me to go home and listen to the cricket. 189 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,080 Is this it? Where's the rest of it? 190 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,280 Names, dates, operations... 191 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,600 That's all there is. That's all I know. 192 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,520 A list of your Soviet handlers from the '30s. 193 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,000 Are any of these people still active or even alive? 194 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,080 It says here you severed all contact with Soviet Intelligence 195 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,560 right at the end of the war, in 1945, 196 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,200 "having seen the error of my ways". 197 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,240 Which you've said yourself. 198 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,840 Come here. 199 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,520 Your funeral. 200 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,880 What's the Russian for cheese? 201 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,280 I don't know. 202 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,200 Say it in English, then. 203 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,920 Are you trying to get me killed? 204 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,320 Now, there's a thought. 205 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,080 You don't really mean that. 206 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,720 Give me one good reason why not, Kim, 207 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,800 and it better be a fucking good one. 208 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,440 Tell me you understand why I said you severed all contact 209 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,440 with the KGB in 1945. 210 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,640 The benefit of the Americans... 211 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,280 to protect our relationship with them. 212 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,840 I don't give a toss about the special relationship. Try again. 213 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,800 You said it to protect me. 214 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,760 To protect you. 215 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,880 Because as we both know, you've been very busy for the KGB 216 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,960 until right fucking now. 217 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,560 Am I correct in saying your operating thesis with Philby was 218 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,840 that friendship trumps ideology? 219 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,360 Even though men like Philby put ideology above all else? 220 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,640 What other men like Philby do you know? 221 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,720 If I may, ma'am, 222 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,160 I think it'd be a mistake to see Philby as purely ideological. 223 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,280 He just defected to the Soviet Union! 224 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,760 She's right. A spy is an adventurer, an opportunist... 225 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,800 An elitist. And to work for the KGB from within SIS 226 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,520 put Philby in an even more elite group. 227 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,360 Burgess, Maclean, Philby, Blunt... 228 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,400 Four men. 229 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,680 Are you implying there are more? 230 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,200 Aren't we all? 231 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,040 You admit to tipping off Burgess and Maclean in '51. 232 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,280 Out of loyalty to my friends. 233 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,440 Who's your handler? 234 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,120 I don't have one. 235 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,960 How could I if I broke contact with the KGB? 236 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,720 ACCORDION PLAYS OUTSIDE 237 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,640 Please tell me you're not paying that bugger to play all day. 238 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,920 SIGHS He is rather good, though, isn't he? 239 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,840 Take a butcher's at that. 240 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,040 Confirm which of these men is working for the Russians 241 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,600 and I'll know you're taking this seriously. 242 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,000 A test. I know. The temerity of it. 243 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 You're fishing. 244 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Take it away with you and give it to me at dinner tonight. 245 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,920 I take it I'm still invited? 246 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,520 Tim Milne? You've been a friend of his for years. 247 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,920 Well, surely by that logic, 248 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,000 your name should be at the top of this list. 249 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,880 See you at eight. 250 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,520 Are you all right? Never better. 251 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,880 Were you fishing? Yes. 252 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920 Who was on that list? 253 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,800 Friends and associates of Burgess, Maclean and Philby. 254 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,720 Specifically. Why does it matter? 255 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,280 I've already told you I was bluffing. Humour us. 256 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,800 Tim Milne... 257 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,280 ..John Cairncross, Tony Blunt, 258 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,320 Guy Liddell, and one or two others I might be forgetting. 259 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,280 Blunt was on the list? 260 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,720 Thanks to his close friendship with Guy Burgess, 261 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,480 dating back to their Cambridge days. 262 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,640 Earlier... you said Philby gave you Blunt 263 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,360 when you were out on the balcony... unless I'm missing something. 264 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,960 So if he'd already given you Blunt... 265 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,480 why then go through all the rigmarole with the list of names? 266 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,880 Surely you already had your man. 267 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,400 I was worried Blunt was chickenfeed. 268 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:39,000 And then that same evening, you went to dinner at the Philbys'. 269 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,760 Yes. Why? 270 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,240 Certain friends of ours had got wind that I was in Beirut. 271 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,760 American friends? Among others. 272 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,360 Of Philby's American wife. And if I didn't go to dinner, 273 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,160 then it might've tipped them off that something was amiss. 274 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,480 That's it? That's the only reason you went? That's it. 275 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,520 It's also the reason why you let Philby go home that afternoon. 276 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,520 Correct. 277 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,400 Boy, are you on my shit list. 278 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,640 Three days you've been in town and not a peep! Give me those. 279 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,160 Something smells delicious. 280 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,520 That'll be me. JAZZ MUSIC 281 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,000 MUSIC STOPS Bravo. 282 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 APPLAUSE Jolly good. 283 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,680 Ah! Here he is. 284 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,280 Good Lord, look what the cat dragged in! 285 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,520 Kim was just regaling us with some of your dirty limericks. 286 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,600 Oh, good Lord, I hope not. 287 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,040 Hello, there. Senorita from Pisa. 288 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,480 I sleep-a with whomever I please-a. 289 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,560 How's the rest of it go? 290 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,120 Ah, no clue. That one was Kim's. 291 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,400 I was merely an innocent bystander. 292 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,280 The laughs we've had, eh, Nick? Eh? Right. 293 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,720 Ah, what about this? You'll remember this one. 294 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,880 Ah, Elliott, just the fellow. 295 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,720 Sit down, I'd like a frank word with you. 296 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,200 I'm not sure now's the right time... 297 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,280 Does your wife know what you do? 298 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,560 Kim, darling, everyone's already heard that God knows how many... 299 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,640 Darling, please! If you don't mind. Come on, for old times' sake. 300 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,480 This actually happened to him, verbatim, right? 301 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,680 Right. Ready? 302 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,960 Does your wife know what you do? 303 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,480 Yes. How-How did that come about? 304 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,000 Well, she was my secretary for a couple of years, 305 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,960 and I think the penny must have dropped. 306 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,800 Ah, quite so. Quite. And what about your mother? 307 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,080 She thinks I'm in something called SIS, 308 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,360 which she believes stands for Secret Intelligence Service. 309 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,840 Good God! How-How-How did she come to know that? 310 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,720 A member of the war cabinet told her at a cocktail party. 311 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,000 POLITE LAUGHTER 312 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,240 Dinner is served. A table, everyone. 313 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,080 You forgot this earlier. 314 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,760 CHATTERING 315 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,120 Nicholas, will we have you here, please? Oh, lovely. Thank you. 316 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,680 De Gaulle may be French, but he ain't no dummy. 317 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,480 He knows where your loyalties lie. 318 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,440 Oh, do tell, I so love a lecture. 319 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,520 The Brits care about two things and two things only, 320 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,040 neither one of which is goddamn Europe. 321 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,200 Bangers and mash. 322 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,960 The monarchy. And America. The monarchy and America. 323 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,960 Where are you going, darling? 324 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,560 Do you wanna know something funny? 325 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,200 Windsor isn't even the royal family's real name. 326 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,560 They changed it from Witten to Windsor. 327 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,480 The Wittens of Saxe-Coburg and... something or other... 328 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,480 Gotha Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. 329 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,400 They're bloody krauts, for pity's sake! 330 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,960 And did you also know... that Anthony Blunt... Kim. 331 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,840 ..Sir Anthony Blunt, I should say, a cousin of the Queen's... 332 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,880 Distant cousin by marriage. 333 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:44,800 Did you know that MI5 sent him on a secret trip to Berlin 334 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,320 right after the war 335 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:51,520 to recover some rather compromising correspondence 336 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,680 from certain members of the royal family 337 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,040 to certain members of the Third Reich, including Hitler himself? 338 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,200 Isn't that right, Nick? 339 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,920 And now Germany is the front line of the Cold War, 340 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,560 and the Wittens of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha are now the... 341 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,800 HIS VOICE FADES 342 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,680 ..under the aegis of the enemy of my enemy is my friend. 343 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,560 I'm not sure I completely follow! 344 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,760 But that's not bad for... how much have you had to drink? 345 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,840 Dear old England, however, with an ever watchful eye 346 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,520 on which side her bread is buttered, 347 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,600 has been grooming a new patron to serve. 348 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,880 To, to appease. 349 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,760 To... Rrrrr! ..fellate. 350 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,720 Oh, good Lord! Kim, is that really necessary? 351 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,640 That's right, you guessed it... Old donkey dick herself. 352 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,360 The United States of America. 353 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,320 What about Russia? 354 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,960 Where do they fit in all of this? 355 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,400 Please don't encourage him, Nick. 356 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,120 He's not trying to encourage me, darling. 357 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,320 He's trying to shut me up. 358 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,760 You see, my best friend here... 359 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,680 ..has been sent all the way from London... 360 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,440 ..to do what, exactly, Nick? 361 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,680 Check your liver. LAUGHTER 362 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,320 Old donkey dick herself! 363 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,160 I gotta write that one down. 364 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,200 I need some fucking air. 365 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,600 Oh, air, my ass! 366 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,080 That's some classic Brit spy bullshit if ever I saw it. 367 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,640 Oh, do please fuck off, Miles. 368 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,760 You know, the only thing worse than... 369 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,200 simple-minded and pompous is... 370 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,240 Now, Kim, come on, we're all friends here! 371 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,120 ..simple-minded, pompous and American... 372 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,240 Come on, come on, let's get you some of that fresh air. 373 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,240 Kim. 374 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,000 Right. Come on. 375 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,000 Left-hand drawer of the desk. 376 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,240 And that was it. 377 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,200 He rejoined the others, and I left the party to go 378 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,480 and file my report at the consulate. 379 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,960 That's the last you saw of him? 380 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,200 Yes. 381 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,400 Mr Elliott and I are going to go and stretch our legs for a while. 382 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,760 We'll reconvene back here after lunch. 383 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,960 'Mr Director, gentlemen... 384 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,280 'You've all heard me preach for years now, 385 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,240 'how the Russians are far more sophisticated 386 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,920 'and strategic than we give them credit for.' 387 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,280 So now that my longheld suspicions 388 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:47,200 about Harold Adrian Russell Kim Philby have been confirmed, 389 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,960 a man who rose... almost to the very top 390 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,040 of Great Britain's Secret Intelligence Services... 391 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,960 ..we are duty-bound to recognise that the patience and the discipline 392 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,880 of the Russian intelligence services 393 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,600 are never again to be under-estimated. 394 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,160 But... 395 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,760 ..if at times, we have lacked the resolve 396 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:24,120 and the imagination to counter that threat... 397 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,800 Thank you. 398 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:32,280 ..then our British friends, to use their term, are in, 399 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,280 to use our term, even deeper shit. 400 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,960 And we must now face the fact that if they have been penetrated 401 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,600 to the level that Kim Philby achieved over the course 402 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,360 of a quarter of a fucking century... 403 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,080 ..then not only are there other Communist agents 404 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,040 among the senior ranks of their national security apparatus... 405 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,240 ..but more importantly... 406 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:03,960 we too at the CIA... have also been penetrated. 407 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,640 Watch out. 408 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,600 People and their bloody animals. 409 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,920 Blunt came to me. 410 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,720 At the end of last week. 411 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,800 You don't seem that surprised. 412 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,160 Shrewd customer, is Sir Anthony. 413 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,160 He claims to have only worked for Russian intelligence 414 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,440 when we were allies during the war. 415 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,680 That old chestnut. 416 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,200 So the reason he decided to come to me now... 417 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,000 is so I can be best positioned to protect Her Majesty. 418 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,800 To hush it up, you mean? 419 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,720 Then... this morning... 420 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,920 ..he telephones... in a terrible state... 421 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:18,240 to inform me that Mr Angleton... attempted to interrogate him 422 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:23,040 at some... CIA safe house in Buckinghamshire. 423 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,680 Which you managed to stop... 424 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,680 ..before any more damage could be done. 425 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,680 Well, maybe the Queen'll give me a knighthood one day. 426 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,720 Does Moscow know Tony's blown? 427 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,000 Rise, Sir Nicholas. 428 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,920 We have to assume... Philby's told the KGB about that. 429 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,720 Oh, I highly doubt that. 430 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,960 If the KGB were ever to discover that he gave me Blunt, he's dead. 431 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,320 Perhaps we should consider leaking it, then. 432 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,040 What day is it today? 433 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,040 Friday. You a steak and kidney pie man, Sir Roger? 434 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:43,920 What difference do you think... men like Philby and Elliott... 435 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:48,400 and the games they play... actually make in the world? 436 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,440 You mean like the one you and Elliott are now playing 437 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,200 against Sir Roger? 438 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,280 LIFT DOORS OPEN 439 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,760 Hello, Jim. How are you? Richard. 440 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,880 How long, would you say, did you suspect Kim Philby? 441 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,720 Was there a specific moment or incident 442 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:27,040 that... opened your eyes? 443 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,320 It was cumulative. 444 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,080 Behavioural. 445 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:36,360 I've never known a man want so desperately to be my friend. 446 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,880 But you were never fooled by him? 447 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,680 If I was fooled by anything, 448 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,280 it was by my faith in our British friends... 449 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,160 ..whom I didn't believe would ever let him slip through their fingers. 450 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,680 Are you referring to anyone in particular, Jim? 451 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,360 I'm referring to an entire goddamn class of Englishmen. 452 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,960 At the risk of sounding like a Communist yourself. 453 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,560 CHUCKLES 454 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,920 So... 455 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,720 ..who else did he give you? 456 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,000 Philby. 457 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,520 Because the other thing that didn't come back from Beirut 458 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,360 was that list of names. 459 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,920 Right now... probably as we speak... 460 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,760 ..Jim Angleton is back at the CIA, 461 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,280 getting ready to tear the place apart... 462 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,840 ..in search for traitors, 463 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,960 due to implications, insinuations and outright disinformation 464 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,360 that Philby has been planting in his brain 465 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,040 for the last quarter of a century. 466 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,760 So when you ask... who else he gave me, 467 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:41,040 I think the question that it's important that we... you and I... 468 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,560 first ask ourselves is this... 469 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,120 ..are we here in London... 470 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,880 ready to withstand such a level of witch hunt... 471 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,400 and take on those kind of casualties? 472 00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:01,320 Because, thanks to Philby... who among us is now safe? 473 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,080 Which is why, if you'll allow me to blow my trumpet 474 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,440 briefly for a second... 475 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,720 I was precisely the right person to go to Beirut. 476 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:21,080 Because had it been anybody else, who didn't know Philby as I do... 477 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,400 ..there's no telling who they'd be accusing next. 478 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,240 Shall we? 479 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,320 CHATTERING 480 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,680 Any other questions, Jane? 481 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,600 Mrs Thomas? 482 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,280 No, sir. 483 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,120 You may fool others, but you can't pull the wool over these eyes. 484 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,960 You want to know what he once told me about you? 485 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,960 He said that at any given moment, 486 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,640 you're far more switched on than you let on. 487 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,200 Which is what makes you so dangerous. 488 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,640 Tell me you'll make something of all this... 489 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,920 ..that in the end, you were in fact always one step ahead of him. 490 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,920 HORN HOOTS 491 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,760 DOOR OPENS 492 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,040 LAUGHTER 493 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,640 CHATTERING 494 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,640 Read this. 495 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,000 When did you get... Just read it. 496 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,800 "Dear Nick, I wonder..." To yourself. 497 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,280 "Dear Nick, I wonder if this letter will surprise you. 498 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,760 "Our last transactions were so strange, 499 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,840 "I can't help thinking that perhaps you wanted me to do a fade..." 500 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,360 As a matter of interest, why would you show me this? 501 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,280 "It is invariably with pleasure 502 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,680 "that I remember our meetings and talks. 503 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,120 "I've often thought that there are a number of questions 504 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,640 "connected with the whole story that might interest you, 505 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:01,120 "and it might be... helpful all around 506 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,400 "if we could get together to discuss matters of mutual interest... 507 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,240 "..to give ourselves the chance 508 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,160 "to salvage a friendship from all this mess... 509 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,240 "because as you always said... 510 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:16,680 "the true definition of friendship is that your forgive your friends... 511 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,240 "..their faults." 512 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,760 He's asking you for a meeting. 513 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,600 Unteroffizier, Gefreiter. 514 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,320 IN GERMAN: 515 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,560 IN GERMAN: 516 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,840 You can't seriously be considering... 517 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,240 What exactly do you think would happen at this meeting? 518 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:11,200 What, he'd cross his heart and hope to die that Hollis is the fifth man? 519 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,320 Just to be crystal bloody clear, 520 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,760 the reason to believe that Sir Roger is innocent 521 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,680 is Philby is the de facto source of the information against him. 522 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,680 And you decided not to believe him, so what's changed? 523 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,440 Or maybe you think that Philby will admit that 524 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,440 he's secretly still one of you... 525 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,080 ..cos he was always one of you... 526 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,240 ..old chap. 527 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,320 You're your own worst enemy. 528 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,000 Do you know what's worse? You're my worst enemy. 529 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,600 You're the whole bloody country's worst enemy. 530 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,720 The man, he has fucking lied to you 531 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,320 from the first moment that he set eyes on you. 532 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,480 He has lied to you and he has used you. 533 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,840 That is all that he has ever done, 534 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,680 and that is all that he will ever do. 535 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,920 What's more, I'm not convinced that you haven't known that 536 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,400 for the last 23 years. 537 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:38,240 When are you gonna fucking accept that... and be honest with yourself? 538 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,400 Ein frischer Wodka. 539 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,240 MUSIC ON STEREO 540 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,680 I hear you're leaving MI5. 541 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,520 Oh, she told you, then, did she, Mrs Sissmore? 542 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,720 Something about you wanting to be a better wife. 543 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:23,600 Look, I... didn't let him go, 544 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,800 or escape... or however you put it. 545 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,680 What I, in fact, did was... 546 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,600 Ooh, I like-a the look of your salami! 547 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,520 Whole or sliced, sir? 548 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,320 ALL: What do I look-a like, a bloody money box? 549 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,680 LAUGHTER You forced him to run. 550 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,080 They'll never be able to fully trust him in Moscow. 551 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160 Which will kill him. 552 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,760 I'm sorry. 553 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,520 Thank you. 554 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,400 Right! 555 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,480 Well, then, on that note... 556 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,760 Why do you think Jane Sissmore 557 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:30,400 felt it necessary to tell me you were resigning? 558 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,800 I dunno. Really? 559 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,760 SHE LAUGHS Erm... 560 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:41,400 Apparently, according to her, erm... I intrigue you. 561 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,400 Are you really prepared to walk away and let chaps like me 562 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,560 continue running things, knowing what you now know... about us all? 563 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,880 You seriously think someone like me 564 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,280 could actually change things? Things? 565 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,680 Chaps like you. 566 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,160 A woman... from Newcastle... change us? 567 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:21,800 Durham. 568 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,480 IN RUSSIAN: 569 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,240 It's these offices at the south east corner on this floor, 570 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:29,240 down that way, next to the vaults. 571 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:33,760 All the other offices are organised on separate floors... 572 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,000 according to areas of responsibility around the world. 573 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,120 The remainder of the Iron Curtain, south east Asia, 574 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,320 Africa, central Europe. 575 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,360 And this... this is you. 576 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,160 Oh, damn! SHE LAUGHS 577 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,960 You've gotta laugh. 578 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,200 Thank you. 579 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,320 MAN: A one, a two! 580 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,200 MUSIC: 'Boom Oo Yata-Ta-Ta Song' by Morecambe and Wise 581 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,360 Yata ta ta! 582 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,440 Yata ta ta! 583 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,240 A-boom! Yata ta ta! 584 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,920 SONG CONTINUES 585 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:46,120 LAUGHTER 586 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,320 Just-Just a minute. 587 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,360 Don't stop. No, no, just a minute. 588 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,240 A-boom! Just a minute. 589 00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,280 I'm-I'm ya ta ta ta-ing, you see! 590 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,680 Oh, well, you shouldn't be! 591 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,720 No, I should be singing Are You Lonesome Tonight?! 592 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,680 Cos you've got the sideboards, you're the star! 593 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,440 I'm all down to here. Yeah. Yeah. 594 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,920 It was the start, something went wrong with the start. 595 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,000 I know. Sid, you start us off, will you? 596 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,560 Give us the one, two, then you'll be all right. Yeah. OK? 597 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,960 One, two. 598 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,120 A boom. Whoo! Yata ta ta! 599 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,280 A boom. Whoo! Yata ta ta! 600 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,800 And boom. Whoa! Yata will come! 601 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,920 SONG CONTINUES 602 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,720 It's good, it's good. 603 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,080 Just a minute, Sid. Just a minute. 604 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,720 LAUGHTER 605 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,880 I'm doing the "Ooh!" now. 606 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,320 I've A boom. I've found that you and I'm doing the Ooh now! 607 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,200 I've only got the "boom" to go! Well, yes. 608 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,520 But there's something wrong somewhere, isn't there? 609 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:47,600 Yes! Yes. 610 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,080 Oh, I know what it is! 611 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,560 You start us off, you count the two in... 612 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,000 VOICES FADE 613 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,720 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com