1 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,031 Die, scumbags 2 00:01:36,006 --> 00:01:37,755 You know, you're late, Tommy 3 00:01:37,876 --> 00:01:39,545 Rico, relax 4 00:01:39,715 --> 00:01:42,754 Okay, then, okay, you're the boss, come on 5 00:01:43,096 --> 00:01:44,595 That's Hugo Porto's mob, huh? 6 00:01:44,675 --> 00:01:47,724 He tried to move in on Big Sep's territory down in Atlantic City 7 00:01:48,184 --> 00:01:50,394 Killed Victor Viking's mom in the process 8 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:52,353 Wow, what a bunch of scumbags, huh? 9 00:01:52,515 --> 00:01:56,433 Whatever, and there's proof for Big Sep, you got a ticket on the red-eye 10 00:01:56,603 --> 00:01:58,941 The heads are nice and clean and ready to go, okay? 11 00:01:58,983 --> 00:02:00,311 Okay 12 00:02:00,444 --> 00:02:02,694 Tommy, Big Sep's hot 13 00:02:02,732 --> 00:02:05,151 I'm two weeks late delivering the meat 14 00:02:05,284 --> 00:02:07,902 If he doesn't get that by noon tomorrow, more heads are gonna roll 15 00:02:07,992 --> 00:02:10,031 - You know what I mean? - No problem 16 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,621 Do you love me? 17 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,150 - Where you headed? San Diego? - Mexico 18 00:02:44,478 --> 00:02:46,527 - You have a good flight - Thanks a lot 19 00:02:47,358 --> 00:02:50,067 Do you love me? Do you love me? 20 00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:52,908 Do you love me? Do you love me? 21 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,706 How you doing? 22 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:18,215 Thank you, thanks 23 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,694 Step over here please 24 00:03:34,943 --> 00:03:36,732 Gun! She's got a gun! 25 00:03:43,494 --> 00:03:45,162 I don't even own a gun! 26 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:07,719 - Hey, kid, is this yours? - Yeah 27 00:04:08,311 --> 00:04:10,599 Do me a favor, will you? Put that right under the seat 28 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,678 And see maybe if you can keep that right near you 29 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:14,559 I got some important stuff in this bag 30 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:17,478 I'd like to keep it close by me, you know what I mean? 31 00:04:20,778 --> 00:04:22,818 Thanks, that's really nice of you 32 00:04:23,738 --> 00:04:27,117 - Good kid, thank you - Okay 33 00:04:31,157 --> 00:04:33,037 Atta boy, fits right under there 34 00:04:33,408 --> 00:04:35,417 No, it doesn't fit right under there 35 00:04:35,707 --> 00:04:38,496 Maybe you can get a spot in another bin, thanks, I appreciate that 36 00:04:38,538 --> 00:04:40,087 It's nice of you 37 00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:04,943 Excuse me 38 00:05:05,195 --> 00:05:06,944 Careful, careful 39 00:05:12,444 --> 00:05:13,654 I almost didn't make it 40 00:05:13,695 --> 00:05:15,824 Well, I'm sure that someone is glad you did 41 00:05:15,904 --> 00:05:18,203 Let's see, 49C, right down this way 42 00:05:18,412 --> 00:05:19,781 Thanks 43 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:35,090 - Excuse me, sir, is this yours? - Yeah 44 00:05:35,261 --> 00:05:37,511 I'm sorry, we'll need to use this compartment 45 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,259 Would you mind using another one? 46 00:05:39,431 --> 00:05:41,971 Because I have valuable family heirlooms in there 47 00:05:42,352 --> 00:05:45,771 Sir, as you can plainly see, this is an emergency situation 48 00:05:45,851 --> 00:05:47,691 Well, maybe you can use somebody else's bin 49 00:05:47,770 --> 00:05:49,098 I mean, this kid's not using all of his 50 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:50,400 Would you mind if they used some of yours? 51 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,071 Hey, excuse me, but screw you 52 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:55,109 Hey, hey, come on, be nice, be a gentleman, will you? 53 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,448 We're trying to help over here, here, let me help you 54 00:05:58,029 --> 00:06:00,279 This goes right over here, it's small 55 00:06:00,779 --> 00:06:02,698 That's okay, thanks, don't... don't? 56 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,288 Wait! Wait! Don't kick it! 57 00:06:04,368 --> 00:06:06,657 For God's sake, those are live human organs! 58 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:09,327 Trust me, pal, they don't feel it 59 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,876 Would you sit down please? 60 00:06:14,337 --> 00:06:16,126 Sir, I'm really sorry about that 61 00:06:16,297 --> 00:06:19,507 - Sir, we're gonna have to use your bin - Excuse me? but? 62 00:06:19,636 --> 00:06:22,217 And actually, sir, I think your bag is over the size limit 63 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:26,265 Well, no, because see, the guy outside measured this and he said that it was okay 64 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:29,517 Sir, it's clearly over the size limit, it will have to go in cargo 65 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:31,397 Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute? 66 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:33,645 Hold on, hold on a second, listen 67 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:38,314 Maybe we could just leave my bag where it is, all right? 68 00:06:38,735 --> 00:06:40,355 Are you trying to bribe me, sir? 69 00:06:40,405 --> 00:06:42,984 No. I'm trying to purchase a place for my bag, which I already... 70 00:06:43,024 --> 00:06:45,284 The place for your bag is in cargo, sir 71 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,953 Excuse me, maybe I'll just take another flight 72 00:06:48,035 --> 00:06:51,074 Fine, the next flight to San Diego leaves in seven hours, sir 73 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:52,453 All right, let me make a phone call 74 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:56,502 Sir, do you actually think that we're gonna hold the plane while you use the phone 75 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,583 Now, are you flying with us tonight or not? 76 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,253 - All right, Miss Burke? - Yes 77 00:07:02,383 --> 00:07:03,843 - That's your name, right? - Yes 78 00:07:03,963 --> 00:07:07,012 This bag better be in San Diego, you'll be in a lot of trouble if it's not 79 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,091 Yes, sir, it will be the very first off the plane 80 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:10,760 Does that make you happy? 81 00:07:10,882 --> 00:07:12,802 - When it's there, then I'll be happy - Okay 82 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,812 Have a seat, sir, thank you 83 00:07:18,602 --> 00:07:21,851 Happy? Yeah, I'm happy, I'm thrilled 84 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:24,061 Happy 85 00:07:25,231 --> 00:07:26,610 What are you looking at? 86 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:28,988 You started all this with those friggin' organs 87 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:32,110 You're happy, right? Happy, who's happy? 88 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,418 Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot, I'm Charlie 89 00:07:50,918 --> 00:07:52,838 So, where you headed? 90 00:07:53,798 --> 00:07:55,847 I'm gonna meet my girlfriend's parents 91 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,726 She races these cars 92 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:04,936 She's great, she's great! 93 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,684 I wish her parents thought the same of me, I'm on my way to meet them for the first time 94 00:08:08,727 --> 00:08:11,355 I haven't seen her in like six months, and... 95 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:12,565 Yeah, well, I'm gonna go to sleep 96 00:08:12,736 --> 00:08:14,445 Think about what you're gonna say to them, okay? 97 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:16,574 Yeah, I don't know, because I mean I haven't even met them 98 00:08:16,656 --> 00:08:19,365 Already the father, he doesn't like me, I know 99 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:22,075 I could understand that, I just met you and I don't like you either 100 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:24,325 I got to sleep, didn't you hear me? Come on 101 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:26,583 I'm just trying to make conversation, but... 102 00:08:26,624 --> 00:08:28,413 Good, make it in sign language 103 00:08:43,303 --> 00:08:44,803 Laurie? 104 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:52,310 - Something wrong? - No 105 00:08:52,982 --> 00:08:54,812 - You look great - Thanks 106 00:08:57,061 --> 00:09:00,610 - What is the matter? - Nothing, let's talk about it later 107 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,699 Okay 108 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:38,187 Oh, no. No, Jesus, please, no! 109 00:09:43,026 --> 00:09:45,196 Charlie Pritchett! Shit! 110 00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:48,654 What do you have in there? It looks like you packed for a month 111 00:09:48,987 --> 00:09:50,986 You know me, ready for anything 112 00:09:51,735 --> 00:09:55,653 - Oh, boy, look at this loser - Honey! Be nice now, come on 113 00:09:56,364 --> 00:09:58,825 Charlie, these are my parents, Annette and Dick 114 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,375 - Annette - Charlie, it's a real pleasure 115 00:10:01,415 --> 00:10:05,215 Dick, very nice to meet you, this is for you 116 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,673 Oh, these wrappings are beautiful, thank you 117 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,633 Oh, my God! Dick, I left yours on the plane... 118 00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:13,342 No, no, no, why don't you call the airlines? 119 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:15,473 We got a long ride, we've got to make tracks 120 00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:16,631 Sorry 121 00:10:16,802 --> 00:10:19,141 Woodgy, why don't you ride shotgun with your dad? 122 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:23,183 Wudji? Wudji like me to drive? 123 00:10:26,773 --> 00:10:28,401 I think I can handle it 124 00:10:32,272 --> 00:10:35,192 No... no... Jesus 125 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:49,999 House of pain 126 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,919 - Yeah, hello, who's this? - This is Qaddafi, who's this? 127 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:59,338 Qaddafi, huh? Listen, this is Bill, I'm an old friend of Charlie Pritchett's 128 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:02,179 I was wondering if you could help me find him 129 00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:04,718 Yeah, he's gone on spring break with the rest of America 130 00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:08,187 - Did you try looking in Mexico? - That's very funny 131 00:11:08,348 --> 00:11:10,477 Look, this is really important 132 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,896 You think you could be a little more specific, Qaddafi? 133 00:11:13,268 --> 00:11:14,977 Not unless it's for a grade 134 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:18,065 Hey, Bill, is it? Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up 135 00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:22,065 Yeah! Shit! Shit! 136 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:30,417 I need a flight to Bethesda University 137 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:34,165 I'm not sure the University has their own airport 138 00:11:34,205 --> 00:11:36,756 But we can fly you to Baltimore, will that do? 139 00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:38,835 Hey, don't get cute with me, asshole, huh? 140 00:11:57,563 --> 00:12:00,143 Wake up, people, we're here! Made it in record time 141 00:12:01,732 --> 00:12:04,110 - I'm famished - Oh, me too 142 00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,982 Boy, could I use a Margarita, what time is it? 143 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:09,451 Thirteen fifty hours 144 00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:13,031 Bear, remember what we agreed about your drinking? 145 00:12:13,371 --> 00:12:16,369 You be a good bear, take one of your new pills 146 00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,161 They make me woozy, Wooly 147 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,998 Besides, I said I could use a drink, I didn't say I'm having one 148 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,538 Listen, there is absolutely nothing in this whole world 149 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:28,549 That could ever, ever make me take a drink again 150 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,589 So, relax, okay? 151 00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:35,428 - Bienvenidos! Welcome back, senior - Hola, Juan 152 00:12:35,469 --> 00:12:37,097 Hope you catch some big ones this time 153 00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:43,478 Gracias, gracias 154 00:12:43,809 --> 00:12:46,728 - Manny, I ran into a little delay here - What do you mean, a delay? 155 00:12:46,769 --> 00:12:48,147 Excuse me, are you going to be long? 156 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,357 - A day, maybe two - On the phone? 157 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,947 What? What the hell's happened, Tommy? 158 00:12:52,988 --> 00:12:55,696 Manny, I can't go into it right now but it's going to be okay 159 00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:57,866 All right? I mean, can't you talk to Big Sep? 160 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:01,116 Big Sep is riding me like a race horse, I told you if it was late... 161 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,076 Listen, the job is finished, so what's the big deal with the delivery? 162 00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:06,837 Tommy, you didn't lose nothing, did you? 163 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,836 Manny, you know how many years I did this for your father? 164 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,756 How could you even ask me something like that? 165 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:12,924 Mister? 166 00:13:13,045 --> 00:13:15,464 Hey, lady, you interrupt me one more time, you're gonna swallow this phone 167 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:16,633 Now get out of here 168 00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:18,344 Go ahead, take it on the heels 169 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,964 One day, you got one day, Tommy 170 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,093 If big Sep doesn't get those heads in his hands by noon tomorrow 171 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:28,892 You might as well chop off your own head and put it in with the others, capish? 172 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:31,773 Don't worry about it, all right? He'll have them before they start stinking 173 00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:35,524 - Please or you'll be stinking - Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean 174 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:38,323 - About time - Yeah, I know 175 00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:40,822 Here, it's all yours 176 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:46,910 We've done a lot of redecorating since you've been here, senor 177 00:13:47,032 --> 00:13:49,242 It's quite lovely, we hope you enjoy it 178 00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:53,121 - It's beautiful - Senor Pritchett... your room 179 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,709 Thank you 180 00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,961 The mini-bar, el bano, the bathroom 181 00:14:00,051 --> 00:14:01,840 If you need anything, please call me 182 00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:03,670 Everybody unpack later 183 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,338 They're only serving lunch downstairs for ten more minutes 184 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,260 - Yes sir, no problem - Good 185 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,809 Pepe, venga! Pepe, venga! 186 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:14,479 - Come on, Bear - I'm coming, Wooly 187 00:14:15,058 --> 00:14:17,057 It's 206, room 206 188 00:14:24,858 --> 00:14:26,777 Okay, Laurie, what's going on? 189 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:30,027 Not now, let' just talk about it later, okay? 190 00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,786 No, let's talk about it now 191 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:40,245 Look, Charlie, I don't know quite how to put this 192 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:44,416 But... I think I want a divorce 193 00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:51,346 What? A divorce? We're not even married, we're not even engaged 194 00:14:51,635 --> 00:14:53,214 You know what I mean 195 00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:55,345 That's why you invited me here? To tell me this? 196 00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:56,883 I thought you invited me to meet your parents 197 00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:59,095 I didn't really actually invite you 198 00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:03,682 Excuse me, but you invited me to your parents' house 199 00:15:03,774 --> 00:15:06,774 And then you called and said we were coming to Mexico instead 200 00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:09,732 When I said we were going to Mexico, I didn't actually mean you 201 00:15:10,193 --> 00:15:11,693 What?! 202 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,491 It was just supposed to be me and my parents for my dad's birthday 203 00:15:14,534 --> 00:15:18,703 And you got so excited; I didn't know how to break it to you 204 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,872 Laurie, what's happened to you? 205 00:15:23,953 --> 00:15:26,622 Six months at home and you've mutated 206 00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:31,541 From a fun-loving free spirit into... Nancy Reagan 207 00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:35,420 Look, I just want stability in my life, Charlie 208 00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:38,511 I need to be with someone who really knows who they are 209 00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:41,220 And knows what they want in life 210 00:15:41,801 --> 00:15:44,720 You know what this is all about? Your folks 211 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:48,809 They don't like me, and it's affecting the way that you feel about me 212 00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:50,597 But just wait, Laurie 213 00:15:50,729 --> 00:15:53,818 My being here will turn out to be a blessing in disguise 214 00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:58,198 I'm not giving up on you, Laurie 215 00:15:59,449 --> 00:16:01,569 - Is my hair all right? - I am open-minded 216 00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:03,276 It's just that he's such a dip! 217 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,327 Do you think he's a dip? I think he's really cute 218 00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:07,406 And he seems funny, and he seems smart 219 00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,367 I mean, what do you want for Laurie? 220 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,206 I want what I was when I was his age 221 00:16:12,497 --> 00:16:16,377 - I was charismatic, ambitious... - That's right 222 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,256 - I was clearly headed to the top - Clearly, darling 223 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:21,006 The very, very top 224 00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:26,715 I mean, we can be honest with each other when we're alone, can't we? 225 00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:28,634 Oh, I think that's a good idea, Wooly 226 00:16:28,676 --> 00:16:30,556 I've always wanted to be... 227 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:33,645 Oh, I forgot something, will you go down and get us a table? 228 00:16:33,684 --> 00:16:35,063 - What's the problem? - No problem, no problem 229 00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:37,774 I just forgot something and I'll be there in just a second 230 00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:39,444 Okay? I'm running 231 00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:23,863 Senorita, no, no, it's for decoration, not for sale, sorry 232 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,372 I better go check on Bear 233 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,632 - Ah, Mrs. Bennett - There you are, Bear 234 00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:40,460 We ordered you an enchilada 235 00:18:49,012 --> 00:18:51,602 - Bear, are you all right? - Mrs. Bennett? 236 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,521 Jesus! Ma, are you okay? 237 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:59,110 - Would you, would you like to... to sit? - Mom, what are you doing? 238 00:19:02,779 --> 00:19:04,778 Good God, Bear, don't tell me you've been drinking again 239 00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:07,609 Now, remember what the doctor said, take nice deep breaths 240 00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:11,618 - I have some pills if you're not feeling well - Yeah, why don't you take some? 241 00:19:14,868 --> 00:19:18,536 It's, it's, it's... all right, folks 242 00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:22,628 She's just a little hungry, she's hungry and her blood sugar's dropped 243 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:25,418 Are you hungry, Bear? 244 00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:30,047 - Mom, for God's sake? - Would you like an enchilada? 245 00:19:36,016 --> 00:19:38,266 It's all right, folks! No harm done 246 00:19:38,306 --> 00:19:40,186 They're just happy to see each other 247 00:20:09,004 --> 00:20:13,002 You little son of a bitch, I should have known 248 00:21:02,088 --> 00:21:05,676 Wake up, Qaddafi, we're gonna play College Bowl 249 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,476 For ten points of your life... 250 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:11,805 Hey Stevie, you got any notes from last night? I don't need them 251 00:21:12,558 --> 00:21:13,857 Hey! 252 00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:17,105 No, no, I've got it, thank you very much 253 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,946 Seniorita, your mother is going to be fine 254 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,735 Take this please 255 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:28,036 Senor, I gave her a sedative, it's muy, muy strong 256 00:21:28,196 --> 00:21:30,405 - Let her rest, huh? - Thank you, doctor 257 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,124 We've only been back here an hour and already she's on the booze 258 00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:38,292 Would you go easy on her, dad? She's obviously under a lot of stress 259 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,373 Okay 260 00:21:41,424 --> 00:21:45,003 When she wakes up, we won't mention a thing, okay, Laurie? 261 00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:50,172 Why don't you watch her, while Charlie and I go rent a boat for tomorrow? 262 00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,892 - Okay, Charlie? - Yeah, great 263 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,891 Is my hair okay? 264 00:22:01,642 --> 00:22:04,651 Uh, do, do you mind if l change my shirt before we go? 265 00:22:05,612 --> 00:22:08,651 No, I'll use the phone in your room so I don't disturb her 266 00:22:11,611 --> 00:22:15,319 All right, we're gonna play a game called Be Honest With Me? 267 00:22:15,411 --> 00:22:18,201 Now, the rules are very simple 268 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,958 l ask you a question and you have to be honest with me, okay? 269 00:22:23,330 --> 00:22:26,588 Now, where did Charlie Pritchett go on vacation? 270 00:22:27,249 --> 00:22:30,918 Second rule, you have to answer, Qaddafi 271 00:22:32,468 --> 00:22:35,338 - Why does he keep calling you Qaddafi? - I don't know 272 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:39,968 Now, look, I don't want to have to put you kids through hell 273 00:22:41,018 --> 00:22:45,098 So let me tell you what's going to happen here 274 00:22:45,558 --> 00:22:49,108 First, I'm gonna hurt you, then you're gonna try to be brave 275 00:22:49,397 --> 00:22:52,816 Then I'm gonna hurt you again, and you're gonna tell me everything 276 00:22:55,027 --> 00:22:57,867 That's not being honest, that's not honest 277 00:22:58,195 --> 00:22:59,825 That's not honest! 278 00:23:01,656 --> 00:23:05,495 Now, look, this is not gonna get any easier, it's only gonna get harder 279 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:09,794 So, I don't know why you're protecting this kid, because I'm gonna find him 280 00:23:11,414 --> 00:23:13,254 There we go, atta boy 281 00:23:13,665 --> 00:23:17,254 l swear to God, we don't know where he is all he said was Mexico and he's ... 282 00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:18,922 Come on! 283 00:23:19,004 --> 00:23:21,173 We're not trying to protect him! 284 00:23:21,424 --> 00:23:24,053 I'm not going to repeat myself! 285 00:23:29,604 --> 00:23:31,853 Mom, if you want to come down, you're certainly welcome 286 00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,982 It's just that the weather is terrible 287 00:23:34,852 --> 00:23:37,901 Well, it's rained since we got here, mom, there are storms everywhere 288 00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:40,232 l mean more storms are on the way 289 00:23:40,401 --> 00:23:42,150 Mom, I'm just thinking about you 290 00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:46,450 Mom, l... we..., of course we'd love to have your company, mom 291 00:23:46,782 --> 00:23:49,780 Well, I know you're young enough to travel, it has nothing to do with that 292 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,458 Mom... mom, please, please, mom, please don't dredge that up 293 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,921 What's the matter? Are you okay? 294 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,209 l, uh, uh, ants, ants everywhere 295 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,418 Ants' I don't see any ants, what are you talking about? 296 00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:07,837 Mom, there are ants down here, ants everywhere 297 00:24:08,889 --> 00:24:10,968 Mom, please don't dredge that up 298 00:24:11,009 --> 00:24:13,307 Because it's got nothing to do with her 299 00:24:15,179 --> 00:24:16,808 What is it? What is it? 300 00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:21,358 - I have a cramp in my leg - A cramp? 301 00:24:21,648 --> 00:24:23,148 Ay, ah! 302 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,027 Well, pull yourself together, stop screaming 303 00:24:25,107 --> 00:24:27,195 I'm, I'm sorry, I'm... 304 00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:29,905 No, mom, I'm not arguing with my wife, I'm arguing with you 305 00:24:29,986 --> 00:24:32,905 l mean, mom, mom, please, I'll have to call you back 306 00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:35,116 Mom, I'll call you back, I'll call you right back 307 00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:37,155 Can you keep it down? 308 00:24:37,366 --> 00:24:39,785 Now, why don't I meet you downstairs in the lobby in say, five minutes? 309 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:40,955 - Five minutes? - All right? 310 00:24:40,995 --> 00:24:42,245 Five minutos! 311 00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:45,255 And don't send this laundry out, it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg! 312 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:53,423 yeah! 313 00:24:56,845 --> 00:25:01,644 Oh, yeah! Obviously, this is, this isn't real 314 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:10,102 It's a, it's, it's a fake, it's a fake 315 00:25:12,862 --> 00:25:14,982 God! God! 316 00:25:17,242 --> 00:25:19,201 Senor! Senor! 317 00:25:19,411 --> 00:25:23,531 - Are you okay? - I am fine 318 00:25:23,742 --> 00:25:25,952 l just, I ate a hot pepper 319 00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:29,251 - Oh, ah, hot pepper - Venga, Pepe 320 00:25:29,331 --> 00:25:30,831 No, no, no 321 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,129 Charlie, are you okay? 322 00:25:33,211 --> 00:25:35,549 I'm fine, I just ate a killer pepper 323 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:37,919 A chili pepper, I'm fine 324 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:39,879 There's some water in the mini-bar, senor 325 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:43,638 No, no, no l like the sensation 326 00:25:44,388 --> 00:25:46,889 I' yee haw! Yee haw! 327 00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:49,059 Enchilada! 328 00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:53,517 Okay, well you call me if you need anything, eh? 329 00:25:53,558 --> 00:25:56,438 - Will do, thank you, Paco - Pepe, venga! 330 00:25:56,609 --> 00:25:58,647 Pepe, come on! Pepe! 331 00:25:59,697 --> 00:26:01,696 - God! - Charlie, what's going on? 332 00:26:01,737 --> 00:26:04,366 The police, this has got to be a setup! Oh, God! 333 00:26:04,407 --> 00:26:05,866 There's got to be a camera or something 334 00:26:05,907 --> 00:26:08,157 We're in Mexico, why would there be a camera in Mexico? 335 00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:10,536 Mexican Candid Camera, still on the air! 336 00:26:11,076 --> 00:26:13,916 Charlie! You're acting insane! 337 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:15,786 - I'm okay - Would you get it together? 338 00:26:15,836 --> 00:26:17,756 - Okay? - I'm okay 339 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:20,044 What the hell is going on? 340 00:26:20,086 --> 00:26:24,175 Look, Laurie, you gotta promise you won't freak, okay? 341 00:26:24,424 --> 00:26:25,793 Okay 342 00:26:25,844 --> 00:26:28,964 I found something in my duffel bag 343 00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:35,104 Something, oh... I mean, look, it's a... 344 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:39,392 - What? - Forget it, it's nothing, it's nothing 345 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:44,022 - Charlie Pritchett, you're such a sneak - No! 346 00:26:44,063 --> 00:26:46,441 You got me a present, I didn't know you got me one 347 00:26:46,484 --> 00:26:48,693 No! No! It's not a present Laurie! 348 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,653 Laurie, don't open it, it's a head 349 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,160 Laurie 350 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:59,202 Laurie! 351 00:26:59,241 --> 00:27:01,791 Are you okay? Honey, are you all right? 352 00:27:01,831 --> 00:27:03,121 Yeah 353 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:16,429 - Senora, are you all right? - She's fine, everything's fine 354 00:27:16,681 --> 00:27:20,220 She had a pepper too, she loves them, actually, she'll be fine 355 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:21,770 Are you sure, senorita? 356 00:27:26,399 --> 00:27:28,477 Pepe, Pepe, venga 357 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,727 Pepe, venga! 358 00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:34,859 Pepe! 359 00:27:34,948 --> 00:27:36,819 Pepe, andale! Vamos 360 00:27:37,278 --> 00:27:38,828 Pepe! 361 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,497 You call me if you need anything, eh? 362 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:46,746 Will do, thank you, Paco, bye-bye 363 00:27:47,746 --> 00:27:49,495 All right 364 00:27:51,006 --> 00:27:55,085 Laurie, are you okay? Can you stop screaming? 365 00:27:56,506 --> 00:27:59,636 Good God, Charlie, what are you doing with a head in your bag? 366 00:27:59,676 --> 00:28:01,425 I don't know, you think I know? 367 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:05,766 Yes, I think you'd know If I had a head in my bag, I think I'd know 368 00:28:06,556 --> 00:28:09,854 Laurie, Laurie, don't get upset but there's more than one 369 00:28:09,894 --> 00:28:13,272 What? Charlie, there's two? 370 00:28:13,434 --> 00:28:17,273 - No - Three? Four? How many? 371 00:28:19,063 --> 00:28:20,822 Eight? 372 00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:28,531 It's those gringos, son locos 373 00:28:28,993 --> 00:28:31,582 Laurie, you're not in the hall, you're in the closet 374 00:28:31,623 --> 00:28:33,291 Don't you think I realize that? 375 00:28:33,453 --> 00:28:35,791 - Laurie - I'm not coming out 376 00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:37,961 - Laurie! - I'm not! 377 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,502 - You have to come out! - No! 378 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:43,009 The bodies are in there 379 00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:48,549 I was... I was kidding, I was kidding 380 00:28:48,841 --> 00:28:51,850 Kidding? You're kidding at a time like this? 381 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,890 Well, I had to calm you down 382 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:55,978 For God's sake, Laurie, try to stay calm, okay? 383 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,099 Calm? You expect me to remain calm 384 00:28:58,149 --> 00:29:00,269 When you have eight human heads in your luggage? 385 00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:05,488 Laurie, there may be two people in China who didn't hear you 386 00:29:06,149 --> 00:29:10,279 - Then what the hell is going on? - I wish I knew 387 00:29:11,239 --> 00:29:16,577 Could it be Steve or Ernie playing some sort of sick, hideous, medical prank? 388 00:29:16,657 --> 00:29:19,626 I don't think so, the thought of blood bothers Steve 389 00:29:19,668 --> 00:29:21,667 And this isn't Ernie's style 390 00:29:21,747 --> 00:29:26,507 They're my best friends, but come on, they're dull guys with dull lives 391 00:29:26,756 --> 00:29:29,835 You psycho! You psycho! 392 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,715 We don't know anything! 393 00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:33,845 I don't know shit! 394 00:29:34,096 --> 00:29:35,596 You're right 395 00:29:35,766 --> 00:29:38,346 Besides, the only heads we have access to are cadavers 396 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,804 - And these heads are fresh - Charlie! 397 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,976 I'm sorry, but it's true, check it out for yourself 398 00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:44,144 No! 399 00:29:44,226 --> 00:29:47,894 - Let's call the police - No! No! No! 400 00:29:48,065 --> 00:29:51,154 - Why? - Because we're in Mexico, Laurie 401 00:29:51,524 --> 00:29:55,113 A third world country. You don't just call the police in a third world country 402 00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:57,243 And tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage 403 00:29:57,403 --> 00:30:00,452 - Why not? - Because they have no laws here! 404 00:30:00,824 --> 00:30:04,244 - They'll turn me into a taco! - All right, what do you suggest then? 405 00:30:06,162 --> 00:30:09,250 We have to think this thing through rationally 406 00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:11,790 - Okay? - Oh, my God, Charlie 407 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:14,291 - What if they have your bag? - What? 408 00:30:14,382 --> 00:30:17,842 Your bag! What if the person who owns this bag has your bag? 409 00:30:18,091 --> 00:30:19,840 They're going to come looking for you 410 00:30:23,472 --> 00:30:26,391 Laurie, I just took a mental inventory of my bag 411 00:30:26,432 --> 00:30:29,439 There's no... there's nothing in that bag that could possibly lead them here 412 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,148 His family lives in Clarion, Vermont! They're in the furniture business 413 00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:35,320 Laurie is from Denver! Last name, Bennett 414 00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:38,859 B-e-n-n-e-t-t! 415 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,449 On vacation in Mexico 416 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:46,488 Okay, that's reassuring What do we do? 417 00:30:46,538 --> 00:30:51,747 Simple! All we have to do is throw them away 418 00:31:06,636 --> 00:31:08,466 They lock the garbage 419 00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:14,014 Senor Pritchett? 420 00:31:14,556 --> 00:31:18,775 - Ah, Paco - Can I help you? 421 00:31:19,186 --> 00:31:24,734 No, no, I was just putting the, the, the trash in the garbage 422 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,654 Putting the garbage in the trash, you know? 423 00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:29,195 - I'll take it for you - No, no, I got it 424 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:32,115 - What is it? - It's? it's none of your business 425 00:31:32,284 --> 00:31:36,164 No, Senor, I meant what kind of garbage is it? Aluminum? Plastic? 426 00:31:36,283 --> 00:31:37,662 We recycle here 427 00:31:37,704 --> 00:31:42,292 It's, it's really not recyclable, it's, it's perishable 428 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:46,592 - Oh, well, perishables we compost - It's really not compostable 429 00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:50,460 Sure it is! Everything perishable is compostable 430 00:31:50,672 --> 00:31:53,010 Jesus Christ! 431 00:31:53,762 --> 00:31:55,431 I mean, come on! 432 00:31:55,551 --> 00:31:59,600 I'm sorry, senor! Go ahead and put it in 433 00:32:00,681 --> 00:32:04,690 - Thank you - I'll take care of it later 434 00:32:06,061 --> 00:32:10,480 Actually, you know what? It's fine I'll just take it back 435 00:32:11,069 --> 00:32:17,368 It's really not that bad. I just need some oil and formaldehyde and vinegar 436 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:20,198 And it'll be just as good as... 437 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,460 - Are you sure, senor? - Yes, thank you, Paco 438 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:30,796 Mom, why are you bringing my inheritance into this? 439 00:32:31,207 --> 00:32:32,717 Excuse me! 440 00:32:32,838 --> 00:32:35,427 You still haven't changed? What are you doing? 441 00:32:35,507 --> 00:32:37,757 - Well, l... - No, not you, mom 442 00:32:38,097 --> 00:32:41,176 I found a roa... roa... a rat in my room 443 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:43,137 And it had a ball of... 444 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,766 I don't wanna be rude, but are you coming? 445 00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:48,727 Or am I going to spend the entire day waiting in the lobby for you? 446 00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:50,935 I am so sorry, I'll be right down 447 00:33:02,785 --> 00:33:05,153 What am I going to do? Flush them? 448 00:33:06,704 --> 00:33:10,494 Nothing fits around here 449 00:33:14,004 --> 00:33:16,504 No, no, no, por favor , no clean 450 00:33:16,543 --> 00:33:19,502 No clean, room clean, no clean 451 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:22,093 - No clean - No clean, gracias 452 00:33:22,382 --> 00:33:24,922 No, I mean, I'm, I'm asking you to come, mom 453 00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:28,762 But there's really no need for you to come Mom, it's two hundred degrees here 454 00:33:29,302 --> 00:33:34,812 You go in here! Like that! 455 00:33:35,233 --> 00:33:37,981 Mom, if we're cut off, it's the lightning 456 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:39,400 What? 457 00:33:48,450 --> 00:33:52,408 Let's go rent a boat! I got 8 human heads in my room and I gotta go rent a boat! 458 00:33:54,579 --> 00:33:55,908 Okay 459 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:15,467 Mrs. Pritshett? 460 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:19,977 Hi, this is Ernie Lipscomb, Charlie's friend from medical school 461 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:24,856 Oh! Great! Great! The number of as many hotels as you can give me 462 00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,145 No, I know, it is, it is late 463 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,945 It's just that we've run into a little bit of a situation up here 464 00:34:30,405 --> 00:34:32,315 All right, okay, the Mayan 465 00:34:32,566 --> 00:34:35,615 - That sounds great - No, no, no, relax, everything's fine 466 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:42,453 But I do need to get a hold of Charlie. Did he tell you what hotel he was staying at? 467 00:34:47,624 --> 00:34:48,962 He didn't... 468 00:34:50,084 --> 00:34:52,793 Right, no, I know how sons can be 469 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:56,672 - All right, and that's the last one, right? - Yeah, no, I'm good 470 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:59,472 - School's a little crazy - Well, thank you 471 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:01,051 You know how that goes 472 00:35:01,262 --> 00:35:03,051 You sure he's only going away for a week? 473 00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:06,723 - He packed enough stuff here for a year - Charlie is a compulsive packer 474 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,772 "Sleight of Mind" by Charlie Pritchett again 475 00:35:10,892 --> 00:35:13,152 He's writing a detective novel 476 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,901 Yeah, it sounds like his autobiography 477 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:21,031 It's a pun on sleight on hand and dim-witted. You know, a pun, play on words, get it? 478 00:35:23,241 --> 00:35:25,910 No, no, no, relax. Everything's fine 479 00:35:30,959 --> 00:35:32,789 No, I don't know we got midterms 480 00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:40,417 I'll talk to you soon, Mrs. Pritshett gotta go, bye 481 00:35:44,678 --> 00:35:49,767 I popped the last guy who tried to pun me, asshole. Get it? 482 00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:55,768 Yeah, I get it too. Make some more calls 483 00:35:55,858 --> 00:35:57,266 You too, asshole 484 00:35:59,987 --> 00:36:04,615 Charlie, this is none of my business, hopefully... but, let's review 485 00:36:04,657 --> 00:36:07,656 You've been pre-law, pre-architect, pre-vet, pre-med... 486 00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:09,744 - No, I'm in Med. - He's an intern 487 00:36:09,827 --> 00:36:11,957 And now Laurie tells me you've been thinking about becoming a head-shrinker 488 00:36:14,535 --> 00:36:17,584 - Charlie - A... a what? 489 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,375 Shrink, headshrinker, psychoanalyst 490 00:36:19,454 --> 00:36:22,874 Whatever you call an overpaid hand-holder these days 491 00:36:23,924 --> 00:36:28,843 Actually, sir, I was thinking about that... but I don't know what I'm doing anymore 492 00:36:29,004 --> 00:36:31,174 - I'm certainly aware of that - Dad, enough... 493 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,451 Annette? 494 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,080 Bear? 495 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:07,880 - Wooly, are we alone? - Yeah, we're alone, but where are you? 496 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,669 Wooly! 497 00:37:09,959 --> 00:37:15,009 - What are you doing there? - Wooly! Thank God Thank God you're alive! 498 00:37:15,049 --> 00:37:16,968 Still alive? Of course I'm still alive 499 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:21,389 Where's Laurie? Not with him, oh my God! Not with that maniac! 500 00:37:21,558 --> 00:37:23,637 Calm down and tell me what you're talking about 501 00:37:23,769 --> 00:37:27,437 What I'm talking about? Our daughter is dating a mass murderer 502 00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:31,227 I went into his room to take a gift to put it in his bag 503 00:37:31,357 --> 00:37:35,026 In his bag he's got body parts! 504 00:38:22,522 --> 00:38:27,401 Senora Bennett, I sorry to scare you I was fixing the gutter 505 00:38:33,622 --> 00:38:36,711 Dick, I am not crazy! I know what I saw! 506 00:38:36,790 --> 00:38:38,499 - I believe you - No, you don't believe me 507 00:38:38,621 --> 00:38:41,880 Yes, I do believe you, but remember what the doctor said about your drinking 508 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,049 - I did not hallucinate - Bear 509 00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:46,591 I had the drink after I saw them Please, Wooly 510 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:48,049 Bear, what about the pills? 511 00:38:48,129 --> 00:38:51,299 I saw you take them, you said yourself they made you woosy 512 00:38:52,049 --> 00:38:57,638 Right, but then what about the bag? Okay... where's the bag? 513 00:38:58,188 --> 00:39:00,978 I don't know, but I was in his room when he unpacked 514 00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:03,978 He unpacked right in front of me would a maniac do that? 515 00:39:16,328 --> 00:39:19,076 Oh, no! Oh, no! 516 00:39:21,956 --> 00:39:23,785 No, no, no, no 517 00:39:35,964 --> 00:39:39,094 It's not my room! It's not my room! 518 00:39:41,975 --> 00:39:43,604 It is my room, okay 519 00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:51,152 - Senor? - What? 520 00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:53,612 - We clean room - What? 521 00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:55,862 - Room clean - Oh no! 522 00:40:04,783 --> 00:40:06,161 Hola 523 00:40:06,661 --> 00:40:08,162 - Oh! I am... - Paco? 524 00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:17,210 No... I'm... blind... I'm blind I mean, I mean, you're blind... 525 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:22,379 I'm a guest and I forgot something 526 00:40:38,858 --> 00:40:42,777 - Adios - Adios 527 00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:27,483 - I draw the line on mass graves - Mass graves? 528 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:31,992 You know, maybe we should just do individuals, seven of them, you know? 529 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:36,072 This reminds me of when I was a kid, I was thirteen years old 530 00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:41,701 Me and my friends used to rip the heads off Barbie dolls... 531 00:41:43,002 --> 00:41:45,541 and burry them in the mud in the backyard 532 00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:48,501 - You used to rip the... - Hola, amigos 533 00:41:51,172 --> 00:41:53,920 Find any buried treasures, gringos? 534 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,220 We have laws about these deserts 535 00:41:57,891 --> 00:42:01,100 They are environmentally protected now you know 536 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,179 - Actually, no, we didn't know - Si, si 537 00:42:03,231 --> 00:42:07,100 We got protected snakes, protected lizards 538 00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:09,150 protected toads 539 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,610 Are you familiar with the Mexican horny toad, chiquita? 540 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,319 - Oh, no - Oh, yeah! 541 00:42:15,448 --> 00:42:19,238 Mexican horny toad is a very special species 542 00:42:19,279 --> 00:42:22,618 It's against the law to hurt a horny toad in any way... 543 00:42:23,328 --> 00:42:26,537 Oh! You just hurt a horny toad! 544 00:42:29,837 --> 00:42:31,166 Laurie 545 00:42:33,168 --> 00:42:35,007 Whoa, come on, amigos. Vamanos! 546 00:42:38,507 --> 00:42:40,347 - Are you all right? - Yeah 547 00:42:42,806 --> 00:42:48,054 No, shit! They stole my car! Go get them! 548 00:42:51,315 --> 00:42:53,434 - Senor - Dick is going to kill me 549 00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:58,443 I want you to stay here at your hotel 550 00:42:58,775 --> 00:43:00,403 - Okay - You're much safer here 551 00:43:00,694 --> 00:43:03,653 - Okay, thank you - Thank you 552 00:43:03,694 --> 00:43:05,113 Thank you, sir 553 00:43:05,323 --> 00:43:11,992 - Senor , you forgot your bag - Thank you, thank you, sir 554 00:43:13,913 --> 00:43:15,702 Thank you, good night 555 00:43:18,123 --> 00:43:19,923 Well, that went well 556 00:43:20,002 --> 00:43:23,132 - Charlie! I got it! Fed Ex it! - What? 557 00:43:23,552 --> 00:43:25,461 Fed Ex them to Steve! 558 00:43:26,013 --> 00:43:28,631 Fed Ex them? Laurie, we're in Mexico there is no Fed Ex 559 00:43:29,512 --> 00:43:33,220 Well, then, Mex Ex them, I don't care the point is just ship them! 560 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:36,100 And just let Steve innocently open a package full of heads? 561 00:43:36,931 --> 00:43:38,939 Of course not, we'll call him 562 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:44,939 All right boys, I'd like to do this forever but... 563 00:43:45,571 --> 00:43:47,820 I'm sorry, I don't know what else to do You know? 564 00:43:47,990 --> 00:43:52,278 I think it's time that I got rid of you two and moved along. Come on, come over here 565 00:43:52,408 --> 00:43:55,908 What? you, you can't just kill us We're trying, all right? We're trying... 566 00:43:55,949 --> 00:43:58,908 Trying? What are you talking about? What does this look like the Special Olympics? 567 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:00,868 I need the bag! Get over here 568 00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,417 - Well, wait... - Trying, shit, get down! 569 00:44:03,497 --> 00:44:05,836 Listen, we can call more people or... 570 00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,298 Yes, we can help, man 571 00:44:07,457 --> 00:44:09,506 I don't know what to do I can go through friends 572 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:12,596 Can I answer that? It might be Charlie, all right? 573 00:44:13,887 --> 00:44:15,506 Put it on speaker phone 574 00:44:17,596 --> 00:44:19,176 - Hello? - Steve 575 00:44:19,267 --> 00:44:21,596 - Oh God! - Oh, Charlie, thank God. Jesus! 576 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:24,474 Listen to me, you asshole, you got my heads and I want them back, you understand? 577 00:44:24,645 --> 00:44:26,225 Who is this? 578 00:44:26,355 --> 00:44:28,815 Never mind who this is I want those heads! 579 00:44:28,935 --> 00:44:31,354 Jesus Christ! You're the guy from the airplane! 580 00:44:31,445 --> 00:44:32,775 Charlie, listen, listen... 581 00:44:32,814 --> 00:44:35,233 What does this look like, a family reunion? 582 00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:39,783 Steve? What are you doing to Steve? 583 00:44:40,155 --> 00:44:43,624 I'm killing him unless you shut up and listen to me! Where are you? 584 00:44:43,873 --> 00:44:46,832 I'm in Baja I'm six hours south of San Diego 585 00:44:46,954 --> 00:44:51,084 Listen to me. You meet me at the San Diego airport and bring all 8 heads with you 586 00:44:51,173 --> 00:44:54,674 San Diego airport? I'm on vacation with my girlfriend's parents 587 00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:58,591 Okay, okay, San Diego 588 00:44:58,802 --> 00:45:03,551 You make sure you're there by six o'clock if you ain't there, your buddies are history 589 00:45:03,642 --> 00:45:08,472 - But what if I don't have all eight heads? - What? 590 00:45:09,351 --> 00:45:13,521 - I lost one - You lost one? 591 00:45:13,601 --> 00:45:16,520 You lost one? How the hell could you lose one? 592 00:45:16,941 --> 00:45:18,690 The maid got it 593 00:45:18,821 --> 00:45:21,741 What do you mean a maid got it? How the hell did a maid... 594 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,780 What, what do you mean? What, which one did you lose? 595 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:25,199 I don't know! 596 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:28,828 Oh Jesus! I can't believe this shit! I can't believe this shit! 597 00:45:29,788 --> 00:45:31,578 Damn it! 598 00:45:31,869 --> 00:45:33,420 What's happening? 599 00:45:33,499 --> 00:45:35,918 I don't know I don't think he's taking it too well 600 00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:42,676 Charlie, listen. The guy is serious he's not screwing around 601 00:45:42,757 --> 00:45:45,258 He's a psycho, all right? You gotta do what he says, all right? 602 00:45:48,808 --> 00:45:50,217 - Are you there? - Yes, yes 603 00:45:50,267 --> 00:45:51,596 Yeah, listen to this 604 00:45:51,636 --> 00:45:54,226 All right, bring the rest and make sure you're there 605 00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:55,766 Remember what I'm telling you now you got it? 606 00:45:55,846 --> 00:45:58,686 - Got it. Before you hang up though... - What? 607 00:45:58,936 --> 00:46:02,276 If you hurt my friends you'll never get them 608 00:46:02,316 --> 00:46:04,604 Charlie, what are you trying to do? Are you threatening me? 609 00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:10,865 No, I'm just telling you a fact... and don't lose my book either 610 00:46:10,945 --> 00:46:13,285 It's my only copy 611 00:46:13,325 --> 00:46:14,664 Charlie 612 00:46:16,414 --> 00:46:21,413 All right! All right! All right! Forget the book, I'll be there 613 00:46:21,504 --> 00:46:23,414 Yeah, you better 614 00:46:25,964 --> 00:46:27,543 What's happening? 615 00:46:30,093 --> 00:46:31,762 We have to go back to San Diego 616 00:46:32,424 --> 00:46:37,682 San Diego? My dad will shit himself! What are we going to tell him? 617 00:46:38,142 --> 00:46:41,181 What to you mean he forgot to turn in his lap report? 618 00:46:41,352 --> 00:46:44,181 - I know it sounds flaky and... - Flaky? It's ridiculous! 619 00:46:44,232 --> 00:46:46,772 You mean he came all the way to Mexico without turning in a report 620 00:46:46,812 --> 00:46:48,732 and for that we have to go home? 621 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:50,481 Mom is sick and anyway it's your fault 622 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,859 My fault? 623 00:46:51,902 --> 00:46:54,031 He took your advice He's decided on something 624 00:46:54,191 --> 00:46:57,820 Well, he's decided that he'll never be a member of this family, that's for sure 625 00:47:01,491 --> 00:47:03,579 - We're leaving - How did he take it? 626 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:06,619 It's gonna have to fall under the category of blessing in disguise 627 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,419 I'll make it up to him I'll give him a year of free analysis 628 00:47:11,708 --> 00:47:14,298 - Cute. Here - What's this? 629 00:47:15,170 --> 00:47:18,389 It's a surprise for his birthday He likes his macho stuff 630 00:47:20,298 --> 00:47:22,717 Can you pack it in your bag? I don't want him to see it 631 00:47:22,808 --> 00:47:25,977 Where exactly would you suggest I put it? 632 00:47:26,058 --> 00:47:28,646 - If we're going, let's get going - Right, dad 633 00:47:31,186 --> 00:47:33,726 The shirt's for you. Get packing 634 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:52,453 And the macho statue with all the disgusting... 635 00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,335 Laundry 636 00:48:01,005 --> 00:48:02,463 I didn't... 637 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,433 Thank you 638 00:48:45,210 --> 00:48:46,800 Who's this guy? He might do 639 00:48:47,089 --> 00:48:50,178 - Do for what? - Hugo 640 00:48:50,258 --> 00:48:51,588 Wait a minute 641 00:48:51,639 --> 00:48:55,098 Are you telling us you're trying to find a look alike for the head Charlie lost? 642 00:48:55,218 --> 00:48:58,677 Yeah. We got some time to kill before we go to the airport 643 00:48:58,768 --> 00:49:00,137 Oh, my God! 644 00:49:00,268 --> 00:49:04,937 But these are college professors! You know, innocent people! 645 00:49:05,266 --> 00:49:09,526 You can't just kill innocent people because they look like someone else 646 00:49:09,648 --> 00:49:12,107 Let me tell you something, college boy nobody's innocent 647 00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:13,616 Now, who is he? 648 00:49:14,776 --> 00:49:18,285 He was my anatomy professor. He almost flunked me 649 00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:21,325 Good, here's your chance to get even with the prick. Get me his address 650 00:49:21,746 --> 00:49:24,286 Wait a minute! I just thought of something! 651 00:49:24,785 --> 00:49:27,084 - What? - Cryonics! 652 00:49:27,206 --> 00:49:29,294 - Cry- what? - Cryonics! 653 00:49:29,375 --> 00:49:32,754 Frozen bodies! This university has the biggest Cryonics Foundation 654 00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:34,794 in the country 655 00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:36,213 So what? 656 00:49:36,254 --> 00:49:38,962 So it could save you a lot of troubles is so what! 657 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:42,973 You go on a killing spree here, Big Sep's gonna hear about it 658 00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,724 When a couple of gangsters die nobody cares 659 00:49:45,893 --> 00:49:49,103 But you blow away professors Big Sep's gonna read about that 660 00:49:50,103 --> 00:49:51,731 Big Sep don't read 661 00:49:52,063 --> 00:49:57,112 Still, this cryonics facility has hundreds of frozen bodies 662 00:49:58,572 --> 00:50:00,361 Why they got hundreds of frozen bodies? 663 00:50:00,742 --> 00:50:04,242 - I think for situations like this - Don't be a little smart ass 664 00:50:04,571 --> 00:50:08,990 They have them because people are hoping that in a couple hundred years... 665 00:50:09,201 --> 00:50:13,001 ...maybe they can bring them back to life, clone them a healthy body 666 00:50:13,121 --> 00:50:15,001 - Are you jerking me around? - What? 667 00:50:15,081 --> 00:50:21,131 Oh, my God, he just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body, now you're talking... 668 00:50:21,169 --> 00:50:24,299 ...about having me help you decapitate some professors. Would I be jerking you around? 669 00:50:24,339 --> 00:50:26,638 Calm down, tough guy. What are you trying to tell me? 670 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:31,978 I'm trying to tell you that right across campus is a gold mine of heads 671 00:50:32,559 --> 00:50:35,516 Heads R Us. Night of a Thousand Heads. 672 00:50:35,687 --> 00:50:41,777 If I was a guy in desperate need of a head, as you are, I'd at least check it out 673 00:50:46,776 --> 00:50:49,577 Senor, I can't find your jeep anywhere 674 00:50:49,618 --> 00:50:52,447 What do you mean you can't find it? It's red, rojo 675 00:50:52,497 --> 00:50:56,456 Oh, my God. I forgot. We, we went for a drive last night 676 00:50:56,496 --> 00:50:59,124 and... it got stolen 677 00:51:00,545 --> 00:51:02,755 You forgot it was stolen? 678 00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:04,716 Well, we... 679 00:51:04,796 --> 00:51:07,084 This is ridiculous! How the hell are we going to get out of here? 680 00:51:07,135 --> 00:51:09,175 It's not a problem, senor take a plane 681 00:51:09,254 --> 00:51:11,673 Oh, a plane! A plane! And where would we take a plane from? 682 00:51:11,716 --> 00:51:16,595 Here. Since you've been away, senor, this has become a very important city 683 00:51:16,764 --> 00:51:19,223 I mean we have built our own airport 684 00:51:19,264 --> 00:51:23,064 - A plane comes every day - Well, aren't we lucky? 685 00:51:33,153 --> 00:51:34,572 Now, that's a Hugo 686 00:51:36,823 --> 00:51:39,663 - This one's good? - For Hugo Porter, unbelievable! 687 00:51:39,781 --> 00:51:41,622 All right, we got a keeper! 688 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:51,840 - What was that? - Thawing it out 689 00:52:00,931 --> 00:52:02,599 No way 690 00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:05,388 Good God! Look at that! 691 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:08,230 Lassie, sit girl! Stay! 692 00:52:09,019 --> 00:52:10,978 Oh my God! 693 00:52:13,318 --> 00:52:16,647 Oh my God! Guys! Ernie! 694 00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:19,366 - What? - I'm not very comfortable, perhaps 695 00:52:19,409 --> 00:52:21,238 Why is that? 696 00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:24,697 We're messing with people's immortality here. It's murder! 697 00:52:25,247 --> 00:52:28,998 Technically, it's not murder, Steve because they're already dead 698 00:52:29,036 --> 00:52:32,876 No, these people, they believed in the freezing thing 699 00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:37,675 All right, this is like grave robbing, grave robbing, or worse 700 00:52:38,045 --> 00:52:41,595 I don't see any graves. Do you see any graves? 701 00:52:42,846 --> 00:52:48,345 There's gonna be two fresh ones, if you two don't start looking for heads, come on 702 00:52:55,274 --> 00:52:56,604 All right 703 00:52:56,814 --> 00:52:59,523 - Sir, I'm really sorry about the Jeep - It's open seating 704 00:52:59,603 --> 00:53:02,571 Now you take these tickets and you check in the big stuff 705 00:53:02,654 --> 00:53:05,534 We'll take the little stuff, and we'll go get the seats 706 00:53:05,614 --> 00:53:06,942 Do you think you can handle that? 707 00:53:06,993 --> 00:53:08,864 Yes, I really appreciate you... 708 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,283 Come on, Bear. Come here 709 00:53:11,413 --> 00:53:13,283 God! 710 00:53:14,622 --> 00:53:17,412 Permiso, senor , do you have anything to declare? 711 00:53:17,583 --> 00:53:20,042 Any fruits, vegetables, native plants? 712 00:53:20,081 --> 00:53:21,420 Are you kidding? 713 00:53:33,429 --> 00:53:34,930 Sobrino! Sobrino! 714 00:53:36,969 --> 00:53:39,809 Mira! Mira! Que es eso? 715 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,599 No se, mira como esta aqui 716 00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:44,230 Excuse me, could you handle me my bag, please? 717 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,779 - Un momento, senor - I don't have un momento! 718 00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,648 I have a plane-o to catch-o, got it? 719 00:53:49,738 --> 00:53:53,697 - Machete? - No, sera una pistola? 720 00:53:53,819 --> 00:53:57,448 Excuse me, it's right there, I can see it I'll just reach in and get it myself, okay? 721 00:53:57,659 --> 00:54:00,407 Senor... no. No, Senor! 722 00:54:09,798 --> 00:54:11,506 What? Is it dad? 723 00:54:14,386 --> 00:54:16,005 What? 724 00:54:17,305 --> 00:54:19,635 They found two heads in Dad's carry-on 725 00:54:20,766 --> 00:54:22,095 Oh, no! 726 00:54:25,645 --> 00:54:27,475 Put me down! Put me down! 727 00:54:27,524 --> 00:54:29,024 Oh, my God! 728 00:54:29,684 --> 00:54:31,064 Help me! Help me! 729 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,153 Oh, my God! 730 00:54:44,954 --> 00:54:49,663 - Decent, hold this one - Yeah, wait. Do you need a Helen? 731 00:54:50,292 --> 00:54:52,412 No, you can play with her when I leave Get over there 732 00:54:56,212 --> 00:55:01,972 - This guy do anything for you? - He's not bad either 733 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:03,970 Could be a Stu 734 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,679 - Yeah? - Yeah 735 00:55:05,722 --> 00:55:08,141 We could beat him a little bit give him a few cuts 736 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,220 Random disfigurement 737 00:55:10,311 --> 00:55:13,141 Yeah, definitely a Stu 738 00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:16,398 Worth a try anyway. I'll take him and I'll take him 739 00:55:16,441 --> 00:55:20,109 - Great, I'll wrap them up - What do you mean take? Huh? 740 00:55:21,990 --> 00:55:27,279 You know, for a future doctor you're a pretty stupid kid 741 00:55:28,028 --> 00:55:30,618 I mean take the heads 742 00:55:34,827 --> 00:55:36,536 No, No 743 00:55:36,629 --> 00:55:41,798 No, no way! You do it! This is your crazy idea, okay? 744 00:55:41,878 --> 00:55:44,877 It's my idea that you should do it 745 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:47,846 But, he's a neurologist, I'm only going into dermatology 746 00:55:48,466 --> 00:55:51,175 So don't screw up the skin 747 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,984 Now there's a pleasant sound 748 00:56:13,573 --> 00:56:18,123 Mr. Escobedo, this is my mother, Annette, Charlie and Fran Bennett 749 00:56:18,163 --> 00:56:20,953 Dad's mom. She flew down to help us out 750 00:56:21,164 --> 00:56:23,543 Nona, this is Dad's Mexican lawyer 751 00:56:23,834 --> 00:56:25,922 - Delighted - Charmed 752 00:56:26,043 --> 00:56:28,503 Now, cut the crap and tell us what the hell's going on! 753 00:56:28,633 --> 00:56:30,042 Certainly 754 00:56:33,213 --> 00:56:35,512 Miamigos, in your country 755 00:56:35,592 --> 00:56:38,393 you have what you call the good news and the bad news 756 00:56:38,681 --> 00:56:43,141 The good news is that Mr. Bennet underwent only very mild torture 757 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:46,139 - Jesus! - Oh my God! 758 00:56:46,190 --> 00:56:49,730 Shut up, you poodle. What's the bad news? 759 00:56:49,942 --> 00:56:51,900 He confessed and was sentenced to death 760 00:56:52,071 --> 00:56:55,739 - Oh my God! - That little weakling! 761 00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:00,119 Oh, Mom! 762 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:03,538 - Wait a minute. Don't get upset yet - Not get upset? 763 00:57:03,618 --> 00:57:05,368 Let the man speak, damn it! 764 00:57:05,499 --> 00:57:08,208 There are remedies here. This is a civilized country 765 00:57:08,288 --> 00:57:11,207 There's going to be a trial some sort of hearing 766 00:57:11,248 --> 00:57:14,336 Of course. When my partner arrives, we will formulate our strategy 767 00:57:14,628 --> 00:57:16,508 Until then, try to relax 768 00:57:16,588 --> 00:57:19,178 It's a beautiful day. Enjoy Mexico 769 00:57:19,838 --> 00:57:21,257 I can't belive it 770 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,806 Things get a little rough and he cracks 771 00:57:23,887 --> 00:57:26,305 - Nona, they tortured him - Oh, what? 772 00:57:26,388 --> 00:57:28,136 A little castor oil down his gullet? 773 00:57:28,268 --> 00:57:31,356 A little electricity on his dillywacker? 774 00:57:32,897 --> 00:57:34,225 Cat piss! 775 00:57:46,405 --> 00:57:48,285 I am spent! 776 00:57:50,325 --> 00:57:53,084 Chopping off heads just takes it out of you 777 00:57:56,664 --> 00:57:58,544 Shit! 778 00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:01,134 Time to go, I got four heads I'm screwed 779 00:58:01,464 --> 00:58:03,422 But you got a good start 780 00:58:03,793 --> 00:58:06,842 I'm sure one of those heads in there will do for the one Charlie lost 781 00:58:07,013 --> 00:58:09,632 I doubt it, the way my luck's running today, kid 782 00:58:10,513 --> 00:58:14,892 Let's take a second and take stock of where we are so far 783 00:58:15,012 --> 00:58:17,141 Let me tell you something, kid, okay? 784 00:58:17,271 --> 00:58:20,350 Just so you know, I gotta kill the both of you 785 00:58:20,441 --> 00:58:23,690 So don't think by helping me it's gonna change that, all right? 786 00:58:23,731 --> 00:58:27,570 Yeah, I know, sure, I'm just saying that you're doing all right 787 00:58:27,611 --> 00:58:29,319 you might be better off than you think 788 00:58:29,401 --> 00:58:32,280 Okay, but I'm just saying too I want you to know 789 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:39,159 Okay, let's see. I got a Hugo, a Marty, a so-so Stu, and a bad Frank 790 00:58:40,079 --> 00:58:43,128 Right, and then at the morgue, you said something about Little Joey 791 00:58:43,288 --> 00:58:44,627 - Right - Okay 792 00:58:44,709 --> 00:58:48,088 All right, so I got Little Joey, a Hugo, a Marty, and a bad Frank 793 00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:52,126 - No, where's Stu? - I said Stu, so-so Stu 794 00:58:52,219 --> 00:58:54,177 No, just a second ago, you said Little Joey 795 00:58:54,219 --> 00:58:57,008 I know I said little Joey but I also said Stu 796 00:58:57,058 --> 00:58:58,427 But then where's Frank? 797 00:58:59,886 --> 00:59:03,977 All right, let's start over You got a Hugo... a Little Joey... 798 00:59:04,267 --> 00:59:05,976 - ... a Frank... - Yeah 799 00:59:06,066 --> 00:59:09,936 - A bad Stu... - No... Frank... bad Frank 800 00:59:10,356 --> 00:59:11,695 That's what I said 801 00:59:11,986 --> 00:59:14,024 No, you didn't, you said bad Stu, Stu was just so-so 802 00:59:14,156 --> 00:59:17,615 No, sir, I said a so-so Stu You did not. You said bad Stu 803 00:59:17,696 --> 00:59:19,535 Yes, I said. Everyone heard 804 00:59:19,576 --> 00:59:20,904 I said so-so Stu 805 00:59:21,074 --> 00:59:23,864 You said bad Stu! I know their names and you don't 806 00:59:23,995 --> 00:59:27,204 Will you two stop it! Goddamnit! 807 00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:33,043 These are not baseball cards we're talking about here, all right? 808 00:59:33,424 --> 00:59:36,343 These are heads, human beings' heads 809 00:59:40,764 --> 00:59:42,304 Where were we? 810 00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:46,142 - I said we have a Hugo - Yes 811 00:59:46,182 --> 00:59:48,851 Ho, ho, wait a minute, just a sec. 812 00:59:51,733 --> 00:59:53,811 I can't believe I didn't notice this before 813 00:59:53,852 --> 00:59:55,190 What? 814 00:59:55,272 --> 00:59:58,441 With some black hair and a busted nose, this kid makes a decent Frank 815 00:59:58,521 --> 01:00:00,530 - What? - Yeah 816 01:00:01,781 --> 01:00:04,990 I mean I know you're a little young, but with that stubble 817 01:00:05,030 --> 01:00:07,449 - a couple of missing teeth - But you have a Frank 818 01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:09,329 I got a bad Frank, you make a better one 819 01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:11,750 But you don't even know if you need a Frank! 820 01:00:11,950 --> 01:00:14,329 - I might - Please no, please, no 821 01:00:14,369 --> 01:00:17,128 Listen, please, no, listen I don't want any trouble 822 01:00:17,171 --> 01:00:18,839 Look, I fly, I fly 823 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,469 - What are you? A fairy? - No, no, he has a pilot's license 824 01:00:23,219 --> 01:00:26,388 You don't wanna fly commercial airlines with all these heads 825 01:00:26,468 --> 01:00:30,218 That's how you got in this whole mess. He can fly us. It's smarter 826 01:00:30,258 --> 01:00:31,718 I fly 827 01:00:31,769 --> 01:00:34,688 All right, grab all those heads. Just leave the top one 828 01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:36,097 Why? 829 01:00:36,188 --> 01:00:40,316 Because the top one doesn't look like anybody and Big Sep will never buy it 830 01:00:40,397 --> 01:00:46,695 Wait just a minute! I sawed this off and you re not even gonna use it? 831 01:00:46,737 --> 01:00:48,735 - Steve, chill - No, you chill 832 01:00:48,866 --> 01:00:53,534 It s not fair. I spent a lot of time on this head 833 01:00:53,656 --> 01:00:57,575 Don't you think that you could've at least told me this before I cut it off? 834 01:00:57,744 --> 01:01:00,034 I saw that coming 835 01:01:00,536 --> 01:01:03,795 - Don't fuck with a guy looking for heads - Good advice 836 01:01:04,505 --> 01:01:07,503 Now take all the heads and let's go, okay? 837 01:01:08,924 --> 01:01:12,883 - Big Sep, it's Benny - Where the hell are my heads? 838 01:01:13,053 --> 01:01:15,933 I just talked to Tommy a while ago. He'll be there tomorrow 839 01:01:16,094 --> 01:01:20,433 First it was two weeks ago, then three days ago 840 01:01:20,513 --> 01:01:22,643 I gave them to Tommy. It's Tommy's deal now 841 01:01:22,684 --> 01:01:24,853 Don't you talk to me about Tommy. I trust Tommy 842 01:01:25,772 --> 01:01:27,392 This is your job 843 01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:29,023 Big Sep, what are we talking about here 844 01:01:29,232 --> 01:01:32,860 Heads! It's not like they got any value on the open market 845 01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:34,281 It's not like we re talking diamonds here 846 01:01:34,362 --> 01:01:36,282 now that's what's bothering me Ben 847 01:01:36,451 --> 01:01:39,911 A guy pays 80 grand and doesn't see proof ... 848 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:46,750 He starts thinking maybe, just maybe he's been double-crossed, you know what I mean? 849 01:01:46,910 --> 01:01:53,208 Big Sep, I swear on the soul of my dead mother, I off them myself 850 01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:56,259 me, and Rico, I give you my word! 851 01:01:56,299 --> 01:01:59,298 Your word ain't what I paid you 80 fucking grand for, Ben 852 01:01:59,929 --> 01:02:04,098 I paid you 80 fucking grand to see their fucking heads 853 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:08,139 Now you bring me their heads 854 01:02:10,729 --> 01:02:13,817 Bennie! Bennie, Bennie, come in here, hurry up! 855 01:02:15,817 --> 01:02:17,737 Bennie, you re not gonna believe this! look, look at this! 856 01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:22,446 - My God! That's Hugo! - That s Hugo and Stu, I mean... 857 01:02:22,527 --> 01:02:24,486 didn't I tell you he'd screw up, Bennie, didn't I tell you? 858 01:02:24,656 --> 01:02:27,456 - This ain' t good - What the hell's Big Sep gonna say, Bennie 859 01:02:27,825 --> 01:02:29,326 Shut up! 860 01:02:34,706 --> 01:02:37,334 Ernie Lipscomb, Please pick up a courtesy phone 861 01:02:44,555 --> 01:02:45,964 This is Ernie Lipscomb 862 01:02:46,054 --> 01:02:48,974 Ernie, it's Charlie. Let me talk to him 863 01:02:50,263 --> 01:02:55,393 - Sure. It's for you - Yeah? 864 01:02:55,853 --> 01:02:59,522 Hi, it s Charlie, l... I lost two more heads 865 01:02:59,604 --> 01:03:02,272 What? how could you lose two more heads? 866 01:03:02,523 --> 01:03:06,323 - The police got them - How could the police get them? 867 01:03:07,232 --> 01:03:10,362 The one I lost earlier, I got it back 868 01:03:14,162 --> 01:03:15,491 What are you looking at? 869 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:20,999 He's talking about potheads 870 01:03:21,540 --> 01:03:24,879 We re de-programmers with marijuana anonymous 871 01:03:25,381 --> 01:03:27,251 He hates to lose a client 872 01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:33,008 Listen to me, you little incompetent piece of shit! Where are you exactly? 873 01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:34,969 The La Purisima Hotel 874 01:03:35,101 --> 01:03:38,970 Don't move. Don't leave your room for anything. I coming down there 875 01:03:39,139 --> 01:03:41,728 If there s any more heads missing by the time I get there 876 01:03:41,809 --> 01:03:44,437 I'm gonna replace them with your family and your friends, you hear me, huh? 877 01:03:49,149 --> 01:03:52,238 He really cares, and that's what makes him the best 878 01:03:54,697 --> 01:03:56,446 What? 879 01:03:59,118 --> 01:04:02,406 I'm thinking that once he gets these away from us your dad's a goner 880 01:04:03,037 --> 01:04:04,376 We gotta move 881 01:04:04,536 --> 01:04:08,794 I, I saw a place just outside of here, we gotta check into another hotel, come on, get up! 882 01:04:10,126 --> 01:04:13,714 Uhm, I'll take these I had nowhere else to put them 883 01:04:13,925 --> 01:04:16,844 I'll take these to the American border, I'll give them to the police 884 01:04:17,006 --> 01:04:18,675 I'll rent a car I'll drive all night 885 01:04:18,716 --> 01:04:20,054 - What am I gonna tell my mother? - Tell her anything 886 01:04:20,514 --> 01:04:23,473 Tell her we had a fight, tell her I called you fat 887 01:04:23,515 --> 01:04:26,435 It doesn't matter what she thinks the important thing is to save your dad 888 01:04:27,014 --> 01:04:28,894 I'm not fat 889 01:04:29,184 --> 01:04:32,103 Look Laurie, maybe your dad was right about me 890 01:04:32,183 --> 01:04:35,023 Maybe, I'm a total nimrod who can't follow through on anything 891 01:04:35,153 --> 01:04:37,273 But I got him into this 892 01:04:37,402 --> 01:04:40,902 I promise you, I'm gonna get him out 893 01:04:45,363 --> 01:04:47,322 Get your hands off her Maniac! 894 01:04:47,373 --> 01:04:48,781 Hold on! 895 01:04:48,831 --> 01:04:51,621 You may want me to think I'm crazy but I'm not crazy and I'm not stupid 896 01:04:51,752 --> 01:04:55,501 you had those heads hidden in your room, and then you pinned them on my Dick 897 01:04:55,581 --> 01:04:56,920 Mom, what are you saying? 898 01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:59,919 I'm calling the police on him, I'm gonna do it right now 899 01:05:00,671 --> 01:05:02,010 - No - No 900 01:05:04,010 --> 01:05:06,800 Mom, calling the police is a bad idea. No, no 901 01:05:06,931 --> 01:05:11,890 Laurie, I love you. Take your hand off the phone you, back off, I know exactly what I am doing 902 01:05:11,929 --> 01:05:13,430 No, you, you're not thinking clearly 903 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,437 I am thinking perfectly. I know exactly what I am doing. I told you to back off! 904 01:05:17,479 --> 01:05:21,107 Operator? No, I wasn't yelling at you. Could you get me the police please? 905 01:05:22,688 --> 01:05:26,736 Oh yes, operator, I need you to get the police for me, policia? 906 01:05:28,278 --> 01:05:33,748 Si, si, si, I'm trying to reach the police, the policia, si, gracias... 907 01:05:37,286 --> 01:05:38,625 Yes, Si, Si! 908 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:40,497 Yes, of course, I'll hold, I'm happy to hold 909 01:05:40,627 --> 01:05:42,956 For Christ s sake, keep it down! 910 01:05:44,217 --> 01:05:47,546 Yes, oh, hello, police, yes, I have... 911 01:05:53,805 --> 01:05:55,635 Charlie, hurry! Go! 912 01:06:00,765 --> 01:06:06,023 - I need to rent a car - Sure, that's no problem 913 01:06:06,893 --> 01:06:11,733 We got chevys, jeep, chevys... 914 01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:15,283 Hey, that looks like our jeep 915 01:06:17,363 --> 01:06:20,991 Well, uh, there's a lot of jeeps, you know, senor 916 01:06:21,033 --> 01:06:24,752 With this magazine in them? I don't think so. This jeep was stolen from us 917 01:06:25,162 --> 01:06:28,002 I don't know, senor a lot of people read magazines 918 01:06:28,173 --> 01:06:30,881 On seizures? You gotta be kidding me! 919 01:06:31,882 --> 01:06:35,132 You really like that magazine, huh? I'll tell you what I'm gonna do 920 01:06:35,342 --> 01:06:40,010 You rent this jeep, I'm gonna throw in magazine for Nada 921 01:06:46,390 --> 01:06:47,980 Unbelievable! 922 01:07:07,869 --> 01:07:11,497 Excuse me. where can we rent a car? Thanks! 923 01:07:11,578 --> 01:07:14,378 All right, make sure it has A.C Hold on, champ. Thanks 924 01:07:16,587 --> 01:07:19,005 Are you telling me I just passed out? 925 01:07:19,086 --> 01:07:21,465 Come on, drink up, you're a little dehydrated 926 01:07:23,096 --> 01:07:26,346 - I'm gonna get us packed - My butt's staying right here 927 01:07:26,517 --> 01:07:28,676 Why? I hear the Tropicana s wonderful 928 01:07:28,726 --> 01:07:34,226 It's a waste of money, honey! Give me the two c's, a cot and a crapper, I'm set 929 01:07:34,266 --> 01:07:35,604 But... 930 01:07:35,896 --> 01:07:37,895 Laurie, Charlie, it's Ernie 931 01:07:37,935 --> 01:07:39,735 - Jesus! - Who the hell is Ernie? 932 01:07:39,815 --> 01:07:42,234 - Nobody, grandma - Well, he sure as hell seems to know you 933 01:07:42,274 --> 01:07:44,943 - No, grandma - Is this some guy you're boffing on the side? 934 01:07:44,985 --> 01:07:47,444 - Grandma! - What the hell are you doing? 935 01:07:49,403 --> 01:07:51,452 - Where's Charlie? - Who are you? 936 01:07:51,783 --> 01:07:54,622 I asked you a question where the fuck is Charlie? 937 01:07:54,743 --> 01:07:57,502 And I asked you a question, who the fuck are you? 938 01:08:01,172 --> 01:08:03,791 Now that we're in this frigging La Purisima, what do we do now? 939 01:08:03,883 --> 01:08:07,632 We find a cop station and we get our heads 940 01:08:07,843 --> 01:08:09,171 All right 941 01:08:09,472 --> 01:08:11,431 Benny! Look! It's him! It's Tommy! 942 01:08:13,591 --> 01:08:16,890 What the hell do you think he's doing? Do you think he got the heads back already? 943 01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:19,850 I don't know, but why don't we follow him? Come no! 944 01:08:37,988 --> 01:08:39,578 Where the hell is he going? 945 01:08:40,619 --> 01:08:42,038 Keep following him 946 01:08:42,669 --> 01:08:44,458 I told Charlie to stay put 947 01:08:44,748 --> 01:08:47,166 I told that son-of-bitch to stay put 948 01:08:47,287 --> 01:08:50,007 So who are you? God? Why the hell should he listen to you? 949 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:55,336 Oh! I am so groggy! Do you mind if I lie down in the back? 950 01:08:55,967 --> 01:08:58,467 I don't give a shit what you do lady, just keep quiet 951 01:08:58,507 --> 01:08:59,967 Watch your language 952 01:09:00,976 --> 01:09:03,055 Ow! Fern, stop it! Ugh! 953 01:09:14,104 --> 01:09:15,734 Oh! My God! 954 01:09:18,156 --> 01:09:21,615 Another head? Oh! My God! 955 01:09:23,744 --> 01:09:26,072 Lady, lady, shut up! 956 01:09:27,534 --> 01:09:32,664 I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look are heads! 957 01:09:32,873 --> 01:09:35,043 Shut up, lady! Jesus Christ! 958 01:09:35,294 --> 01:09:37,843 You're not the only person on this planet with problems 959 01:09:38,253 --> 01:09:39,592 Shut it! 960 01:09:39,923 --> 01:09:41,302 Jesus! What a head case! 961 01:09:41,553 --> 01:09:44,763 Is that supposed to be a joke? Killer humour! 962 01:09:46,722 --> 01:09:48,801 looks like this guy I dated in High School 963 01:09:49,182 --> 01:09:51,140 Hugo Porto 964 01:09:58,021 --> 01:10:01,029 Hey, I think we're gonna pull over because we need some gas soon 965 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:05,070 - Keep fucking driving - Didn't I tell you to watch your language? 966 01:10:07,449 --> 01:10:09,238 What are you doing? Where are you going? 967 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,790 Get your hands off me, you goon! Don't fuck with me! 968 01:10:14,868 --> 01:10:16,537 Grandma! 969 01:10:23,628 --> 01:10:26,547 - My money says he ain't got the head - Mine, too 970 01:10:27,007 --> 01:10:29,137 Man, how could you do that? 971 01:10:29,468 --> 01:10:31,598 - How could I what? - Throw her off the cliff? 972 01:10:32,557 --> 01:10:34,476 A man can only take so much, Kid 973 01:10:36,518 --> 01:10:40,267 Oh! My God! I can't believe it! 974 01:10:41,226 --> 01:10:42,894 I can't believe he... 975 01:10:44,185 --> 01:10:47,815 - I thought the old battle-ax would never die! - Mom! 976 01:11:08,673 --> 01:11:10,042 What do you wanna do now? 977 01:11:10,754 --> 01:11:13,344 Keep following him, but I don't like the smell of this 978 01:11:23,931 --> 01:11:29,900 - Well, well, well, if it isn't our old amingo - Oh! No! not again! 979 01:11:31,771 --> 01:11:34,730 Isn't once enough, huh? Can't you give a guy a break? 980 01:11:35,111 --> 01:11:36,820 From one human being to another 981 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,989 That's, that's very moving, gringo 982 01:11:39,741 --> 01:11:44,490 But the real question is, are we gonna cut off your conjones? Or live them on? 983 01:11:45,659 --> 01:11:48,580 You don't have to do this, come on guys, you can't kill me, can't we flip for it 984 01:11:48,659 --> 01:11:50,539 You think you should kill me, flip for it? 985 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,249 - What? - A coin, you know? 986 01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:57,048 Flip a coin, I win you let me go, you win you mangle me 987 01:12:04,638 --> 01:12:06,096 you're a crazy man, gringo 988 01:12:13,307 --> 01:12:14,856 - Call it - Heads 989 01:12:15,857 --> 01:12:18,276 Oh, you sure? you don't even wanna you sure you don't wanna think about it? 990 01:12:18,316 --> 01:12:20,734 I've never been more sure of anything in my life 991 01:12:51,473 --> 01:12:54,642 Juan! Don't take the keys! Don't take the keys! 992 01:12:56,433 --> 01:12:57,813 Oh, God! 993 01:13:03,693 --> 01:13:06,233 Oh, this has not been a very good vacation 994 01:13:13,822 --> 01:13:15,371 Hello? Hello! 995 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,039 Who's there? 996 01:13:26,170 --> 01:13:28,380 Stop! Stop! 997 01:13:35,639 --> 01:13:38,179 - Not your kind of music - I hate that shit 998 01:13:40,598 --> 01:13:47,266 Are you talking to me? 999 01:13:51,238 --> 01:13:53,778 I said, are you talking to me? 1000 01:13:57,446 --> 01:13:59,404 I don't know who you're talking to 1001 01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:03,746 - I'm the only one here - Shut the fuck up! 1002 01:14:04,075 --> 01:14:07,704 - Are you talking to me? - Yeah, I'm talking to you, shut up! 1003 01:14:08,496 --> 01:14:12,165 Shut up... Screwball! 1004 01:14:15,794 --> 01:14:17,674 - What's that? - What's what? 1005 01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:19,093 Stop! stop! 1006 01:14:19,845 --> 01:14:21,174 Oh! No! 1007 01:14:24,384 --> 01:14:26,645 Whoa, hold on now! Hold on, hold on, just okay, okay 1008 01:14:26,803 --> 01:14:28,142 Hey, come here, stop 1009 01:14:28,853 --> 01:14:30,932 okay, don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1010 01:14:38,901 --> 01:14:40,402 I thought I told you to stay put? 1011 01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:43,111 Where's my heads? Where's my heads? 1012 01:14:43,193 --> 01:14:45,032 They're in the jeep They're in the coolers 1013 01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:47,952 - Good - But I lost another one 1014 01:14:47,991 --> 01:14:49,330 What? 1015 01:14:49,782 --> 01:14:52,870 Here, coyote 1016 01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:56,420 - What's he doing? - The kid ain't dead, that's for sure 1017 01:14:58,380 --> 01:14:59,789 Here coyote! 1018 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,299 - Shut! - What? 1019 01:15:08,469 --> 01:15:09,969 - Shut up! - What? What is it? 1020 01:15:10,178 --> 01:15:12,467 I'm dead, shit, I'm dead 1021 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,429 Who, uh, whoever they are, it doesn't look like they're coming after us 1022 01:15:14,728 --> 01:15:18,308 Not yet. Just the fact that they're here means I'm dead though 1023 01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:20,767 When? As soon as I give you the heads? 1024 01:15:21,228 --> 01:15:23,357 Or as soon as I get them across to the States 1025 01:15:24,318 --> 01:15:26,528 Knowing them, they're gonna let me take that risk too 1026 01:15:28,277 --> 01:15:29,776 Who are the heads anyway? 1027 01:15:29,868 --> 01:15:32,906 What? Non of your business What the hell do you care? 1028 01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:36,787 You spend your vacation with a bunch of heads, you kind of want to know 1029 01:15:37,917 --> 01:15:40,457 You think about their hopes and their dreams 1030 01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,494 Their lives cut short 1031 01:15:44,205 --> 01:15:47,125 Hopes? Dreams? Those bums? 1032 01:15:47,505 --> 01:15:49,133 You have to feel something! 1033 01:15:49,215 --> 01:15:51,425 You don't just kill eight people and not feel anything! 1034 01:15:53,135 --> 01:15:56,974 It don't really matter, but let's just set the record straight, okay? 1035 01:15:57,304 --> 01:16:00,052 First of all, I didn't whack them, those guys did 1036 01:16:00,144 --> 01:16:02,563 Second, Mister Phi Beta Craphead 1037 01:16:02,644 --> 01:16:05,603 If I hadn't fucked up, I'd be retiring after this 1038 01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:09,772 Hey! Hey! look! look! 1039 01:16:13,773 --> 01:16:16,072 What is he doing? It looks like he's chasing after a dog? 1040 01:16:19,243 --> 01:16:21,782 - What if we could help each other out here? - Impossible 1041 01:16:21,872 --> 01:16:23,201 Why? 1042 01:16:23,242 --> 01:16:27,201 Because you're stupid besides I'm not gonna take the chance of going across that border 1043 01:16:27,961 --> 01:16:30,830 Well, if you know it all then how come you're in this mess to begin with? 1044 01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:32,751 Because of bad luck 1045 01:16:32,961 --> 01:16:35,670 It's not my fault that the bag was to big to go in carry-on 1046 01:16:35,801 --> 01:16:38,469 There was a gift shop right next to the gate 1047 01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:40,679 Didn't you ever think of taking two bags? 1048 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:43,678 Oh! Shit! 1049 01:16:47,599 --> 01:16:52,060 So I'll repeat the question, what if there's where a way we could help each other out? 1050 01:16:53,189 --> 01:16:54,858 What way? 1051 01:17:07,078 --> 01:17:09,746 I'm not into mass murder if I'm not getting paid for it 1052 01:17:10,078 --> 01:17:13,247 But I'm warning you, anybody gets in my way is dead 1053 01:17:14,037 --> 01:17:17,166 - Thank you again for getting rid of fern - Mom! 1054 01:17:17,336 --> 01:17:20,875 The going rate five thousand dollars, but you can owe me lady 1055 01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:31,934 Where's he going? 1056 01:17:32,135 --> 01:17:34,894 I don't know, Do I look a mind reader? Let's go, come on 1057 01:17:36,604 --> 01:17:38,814 So now what do we do? Drive to the border? 1058 01:17:38,893 --> 01:17:41,694 Hello no! We gotta get those heads back and save your dad 1059 01:17:42,654 --> 01:17:47,154 Hey! Come back here! I'll kick your ass! 1060 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:18,928 - Come on Bennie let's take him now - I expect that's exactly what he wants 1061 01:18:20,930 --> 01:18:23,100 Uh, let's see, how lucky 1062 01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:26,770 We got here. Ah, we got Marty 1063 01:18:30,938 --> 01:18:32,859 Ah, we got Benito 1064 01:18:37,578 --> 01:18:39,739 Little Joey 1065 01:18:40,909 --> 01:18:42,657 What is he doing? 1066 01:18:42,707 --> 01:18:45,577 I don't know, it s like he's teasing us wait a minute it's caught on my neck! 1067 01:18:49,167 --> 01:18:51,006 Ouch, Jamal, you wanna bite, huh? 1068 01:18:52,716 --> 01:18:54,175 Jamal! Jamal! 1069 01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:56,677 Let's see, what do I need? 1070 01:18:57,176 --> 01:19:00,466 I need a Stu, a Frank and a Hugo 1071 01:19:07,055 --> 01:19:08,645 There's a Hugo 1072 01:19:08,685 --> 01:19:10,604 - Who is it? - It looks like Stu or Hugo 1073 01:19:12,025 --> 01:19:18,155 Frankie you suck... but you're gonna have to do, buddy 1074 01:19:18,813 --> 01:19:20,152 How many has he got now? 1075 01:19:20,195 --> 01:19:23,444 He's got one, two seven, eight . 1076 01:19:23,573 --> 01:19:25,783 - He's got all eight heads - I'm gonna make him the ninth head 1077 01:19:25,913 --> 01:19:30,082 And you, you I definitely don't need 1078 01:19:32,243 --> 01:19:34,083 what a bunch of douchebags! 1079 01:19:36,173 --> 01:19:40,801 Lost dreams! What a crock! 1080 01:19:44,801 --> 01:19:50,180 This coyote won't be doing anymore running away 1081 01:20:11,029 --> 01:20:12,738 I got him trained! 1082 01:20:12,868 --> 01:20:14,947 That is disgusting I can't leave it outside for the coyotes 1083 01:20:17,038 --> 01:20:19,628 Everybody be still, this is our last match 1084 01:20:24,918 --> 01:20:26,797 Good work Steve, you asshole! 1085 01:20:28,007 --> 01:20:30,586 That's it, we're just gonna have to wait till dawn 1086 01:20:39,056 --> 01:20:40,395 Steve, shut up! 1087 01:20:41,976 --> 01:20:45,605 Heads up! Stop ahead! 1088 01:20:45,645 --> 01:20:47,604 Anybody need to use the head! 1089 01:20:50,944 --> 01:20:52,484 Steve, shut up and go to sleep 1090 01:20:52,735 --> 01:20:57,074 Oh, don't let it go to your head whoa, whoa, whoa, you're way ahead of me 1091 01:20:57,113 --> 01:20:58,614 Steve! 1092 01:20:59,413 --> 01:21:01,574 Hey, don't bite my head off, all right? 1093 01:21:02,744 --> 01:21:05,624 - That's it, I m sleeping outside guys - Me too 1094 01:21:05,753 --> 01:21:09,543 Steve! Get a grip, go to sleep 1095 01:21:09,753 --> 01:21:12,632 Or what, huh? You'll have my head? 1096 01:21:15,173 --> 01:21:16,591 Enough! 1097 01:21:44,829 --> 01:21:46,538 Mr. Hitman 1098 01:21:46,829 --> 01:21:48,497 I'm so alone 1099 01:21:49,079 --> 01:21:52,747 Ain't got no body to call my own 1100 01:21:52,919 --> 01:21:56,379 Ain't got no legs for walking all over 1101 01:21:56,627 --> 01:22:00,336 Can't hold my liquor so I gotta stay sober 1102 01:22:00,467 --> 01:22:03,836 Mr. hitman, give me a break 1103 01:22:04,096 --> 01:22:07,516 Tell Mr. Pizza that I ain't no steak 1104 01:22:07,848 --> 01:22:10,807 Please put on your magic sheen 1105 01:22:10,977 --> 01:22:13,645 Mr. Hitman bring me a dream 1106 01:22:25,565 --> 01:22:27,023 Jesus! 1107 01:22:35,915 --> 01:22:39,374 - Bennie! Wake up! He's up! He's up! - I'm up! I'm up! Relax! 1108 01:22:41,463 --> 01:22:44,672 Damn it! This always works on the Camaro 1109 01:22:45,004 --> 01:22:48,174 - You can do it - I Know. All right! 1110 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:22,459 Can I get some breakfast here? 1111 01:23:22,499 --> 01:23:24,918 Si, Senior, please, sit anywhere you like 1112 01:23:27,290 --> 01:23:31,089 - Bennie, what the hell is he doing? - I don't know, let's go find out, shall we? 1113 01:23:32,209 --> 01:23:34,588 - Coffee, Senor? - Uh, yeah, good 1114 01:23:35,049 --> 01:23:36,717 - Juice? - Sure 1115 01:23:53,526 --> 01:23:55,735 Wow, look at this surprise! 1116 01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:59,235 Bennie, Rico, you boys decide to take a vacation? 1117 01:23:59,866 --> 01:24:02,575 Yeah, Tommy, you know we never seen Mexico 1118 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:05,154 We figured this is a good time to check it out 1119 01:24:05,245 --> 01:24:07,324 Good, good... it's nice down here 1120 01:24:08,075 --> 01:24:11,244 l know you re waiting for me to cross over to the States 1121 01:24:11,374 --> 01:24:13,873 But I gotta tell you now, when I do 1122 01:24:14,044 --> 01:24:17,333 You'll get that bag over my dead body 1123 01:24:18,134 --> 01:24:21,842 Funny. We was thinking exact same thing, huh, Rico? 1124 01:24:27,973 --> 01:24:29,301 That's his Van 1125 01:24:32,603 --> 01:24:35,103 The guy with the van, where is he? 1126 01:24:35,181 --> 01:24:36,732 Uh, he's in the hotel, Senior 1127 01:24:36,983 --> 01:24:39,021 You're not going in there after him , are you? 1128 01:24:39,061 --> 01:24:41,271 We need those heads, yes, I'm going in there 1129 01:24:42,901 --> 01:24:44,821 l can't believe you're actually doing this 1130 01:25:06,130 --> 01:25:07,469 Give me your guns 1131 01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:10,009 Jesus! Charlie, where'd you get that? 1132 01:25:10,089 --> 01:25:12,178 - It looks like mine - It was yours 1133 01:25:12,258 --> 01:25:14,347 You dropped it in the dessert, now it's mine 1134 01:25:14,428 --> 01:25:16,386 now both of you, put your guns on the table 1135 01:25:16,517 --> 01:25:18,347 Or I'm gonna blow your heads off 1136 01:25:20,347 --> 01:25:21,766 Right now! 1137 01:25:26,896 --> 01:25:28,816 Laurie, get the guns 1138 01:25:32,197 --> 01:25:33,696 Ernie, get the duffel bag 1139 01:25:33,736 --> 01:25:35,195 - Wait a minute! - Easy, kids 1140 01:25:35,285 --> 01:25:36,615 You don't wanna mess with these guys 1141 01:25:36,696 --> 01:25:39,414 He's right, Charlie, what do you want those heads for anyway? 1142 01:25:39,456 --> 01:25:42,075 He's gonna take them to the border, and turn in, right, Charlie? 1143 01:25:42,534 --> 01:25:45,414 - You'll be a hero with her old man - Something like that 1144 01:25:45,455 --> 01:25:49,793 Forget about it, you do that and Big Sep kills us all 1145 01:25:51,045 --> 01:25:52,504 Fuck Big Sep! 1146 01:25:56,464 --> 01:26:00,223 - Mrs. Bennett, Senor Prit-Shit - Paco 1147 01:26:04,764 --> 01:26:08,352 We're F.B.l! He's the Unibell man 1148 01:26:12,102 --> 01:26:13,481 Senora Bennett? 1149 01:26:17,533 --> 01:26:18,991 Back off 1150 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:29,619 Come on, Laurie, drive faster 1151 01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:32,460 What have you done? Laurie, why do you have guns? 1152 01:26:32,579 --> 01:26:33,918 What... what... 1153 01:26:34,131 --> 01:26:36,250 Senor Pritchit, senor Bennett, what's happening? What's this all about? 1154 01:26:36,340 --> 01:26:37,709 It's about heads 1155 01:26:37,799 --> 01:26:40,218 - Steve, leave him alone - Why does she have guns? 1156 01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:45,259 Look! See? Heads ! All right? 1157 01:26:45,679 --> 01:26:47,967 I know, but it's okay, Paco, Paco 1158 01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:51,888 I told you it wasn't recyclable 1159 01:26:52,848 --> 01:26:55,017 Paco, it's okay, Paco 1160 01:27:02,988 --> 01:27:05,868 Charlie, what are we gonna do? Charlie? 1161 01:27:06,486 --> 01:27:08,785 - What are you doing? - Ernie, give me the duffel bag 1162 01:27:11,036 --> 01:27:12,535 Everybody stay in the car! 1163 01:27:13,117 --> 01:27:14,495 Steve, stay in the car! 1164 01:27:16,746 --> 01:27:18,745 Move, please! Move! 1165 01:27:24,586 --> 01:27:26,845 Hola! Hola! 1166 01:27:29,465 --> 01:27:30,804 I have something to declare! 1167 01:27:31,015 --> 01:27:34,393 His mistake, he doesn't have anything 1168 01:27:34,474 --> 01:27:35,973 Arrest them! Arrest them! 1169 01:27:37,144 --> 01:27:38,724 That's his bag! Arrest them 1170 01:27:42,484 --> 01:27:43,983 All right, everybody freeze! 1171 01:27:44,024 --> 01:27:46,772 Don't do anything stupid and nothing stupid will happen 1172 01:27:46,983 --> 01:27:48,772 - Get to the plane, Rico - Oh! Shit! 1173 01:27:53,243 --> 01:27:54,863 No need to be excited! 1174 01:27:55,702 --> 01:27:57,031 Charlie! 1175 01:27:57,201 --> 01:28:00,750 We're just getting in the plane and fly away, bye-bye, have a nice day 1176 01:28:02,332 --> 01:28:03,660 Arrest them! 1177 01:28:03,831 --> 01:28:05,211 Drop your guns or I'm gonna shoot him 1178 01:28:05,370 --> 01:28:07,210 - Move in, goddamnit! - No! 1179 01:28:08,670 --> 01:28:10,089 Charlie! No! 1180 01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,718 Arrest them! Check their bag! Open their bag! 1181 01:28:14,799 --> 01:28:17,428 There's a human head in the bag! 1182 01:28:24,139 --> 01:28:25,769 The man you arrested yesterday is in jail 1183 01:28:25,808 --> 01:28:27,478 for the murders these guys committed 1184 01:28:27,650 --> 01:28:29,108 He father is innocent 1185 01:28:29,398 --> 01:28:31,357 These are the guys who did it 1186 01:28:33,148 --> 01:28:34,487 Right there! 1187 01:28:35,657 --> 01:28:37,777 Wait a minute! That's not ours! 1188 01:28:37,818 --> 01:28:40,527 - You arrested us for the wrong head! - Rico 1189 01:28:40,658 --> 01:28:42,157 - Our heads are not here! - Shut up! 1190 01:28:42,327 --> 01:28:44,497 - Where are our heads, asshole? - Shut up, Rico 1191 01:28:47,286 --> 01:28:48,625 Al suelo! 1192 01:29:03,054 --> 01:29:05,265 You knew it? You planned it? 1193 01:29:20,523 --> 01:29:23,862 - You got a future, kid! - Thanks 1194 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:48,009 "Slight of Bag by Charlie Pritchett" 1195 01:29:54,430 --> 01:29:56,679 Show me the law about bringing a head out of the country 1196 01:29:56,810 --> 01:30:00,600 It ain't a fruit, it ain't a vegetable it ain't a native plant, goddamnit! 1197 01:30:11,199 --> 01:30:12,657 Alto! Alto! 1198 01:30:13,527 --> 01:30:15,576 You can't have it! It's mine! 1199 01:30:15,827 --> 01:30:19,617 I spent a lot of time on this head It's my best friend!