1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:06,632 Emmanuelle still hasn't called me back and my nightmares are getting worse. 2 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:07,967 I'm so tired. 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,761 My systems are rejecting sleep like it's a foreign antibody. 4 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,179 Like REM is toxic. 5 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,681 Well, let's be honest, Gus. 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,141 Their last four albums haven't left much to be desired. 7 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,935 It's been a tough millennium, really. 8 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:21,230 Most people wouldn't give them Up or New Adventures in Hi-Fi either. 9 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,649 I can't do bits now, Shawn, I'm numb with grief. 10 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,442 Why won't Emmanuelle call me back? 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,987 Sure was nice of your mom to loan us her car tonight. 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,865 I can't believe this is an '85. So stylish. 13 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,326 Steering is horrible. What are there one, two... Six ashtrays? 14 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,871 Stop trying to distract me from my anguish, Shawn. 15 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,248 The nightmares are so vivid. 16 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:42,835 I'm slowly disintegrating like a cookie under running water. 17 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,297 I'm officially not convinced that this dream therapy is doing anything for you, man. 18 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,258 But why do none of my relationships work out? I'm gonna die alone. 19 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,968 Oh, buddy. I don't understand it. 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,137 Emmanuelle and I had such great chemistry. 21 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,263 It wasn't great chemistry. 22 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,347 The chemistry was great! 23 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:56,765 It was "hit or miss," chemistry-wise. 24 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:57,975 She was tall, 25 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,895 like Wilt Chamberlain in Conan the Destroyer. 26 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,062 I thought she was the one. 27 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,106 I was gonna make her my bride. 28 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,151 Oh, man, that's right! The Zombie Fun-Run was today. 29 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,486 We're doing it next year, man. You and me. 30 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,905 Let's not say we didn't. 31 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:14,491 Come on, Gus! I think I'd make a dead sexy zombie. 32 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:19,663 Okay. 33 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,540 I'm gonna come back with snacks, 34 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,001 and I'm gonna have this case solved. Do you want to know why? 35 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,546 'Cause work never stops and we're on the clock. Now give me your wallet. 36 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,014 No rest for the wicked. 37 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,477 White people. 38 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,286 Curt Smith? 39 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,664 Guster! What a surprise. 40 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,083 You caught me listening to my own music. 41 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,001 How utterly Rob Thomas of me. 42 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,127 What are you doing here? 43 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:10,339 Had a hankering for a microwaveable buñuelo. 44 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:14,009 You know, they're so fun to eat, and so fun to say. 45 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,233 You okay, Gus? You look absolutely knackered. 46 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:30,609 Girlfriend troubles, Curt. 47 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,195 Having nightmares, I can't sleep. 48 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,364 It's really, really bad. 49 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,543 I went through that with Roland, you know. It gets better. 50 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:48,627 Really? 51 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:50,587 I'm lying. It doesn't get better 52 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:02,474 What are you doing here on your own, Gus? Where's Shawn? 53 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,269 Don't tell me he deserted you in your hour of need? 54 00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:07,271 No! No, no. He has gone inside... 55 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,898 Uh-oh. Zombie attack! 56 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,901 Very funny, guys. Very... 57 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,946 Guster. Help me! Guster! 58 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,699 Ow! He bit me! 59 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,534 Curt? What's going on, Curt? 60 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,911 Get up off of Curt Smith! 61 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,413 Get off of him! 62 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:25,664 Get off of him! 63 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,669 Oh... I was just... I was just playing... 64 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,898 God! Oh, God, no! 65 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:55,027 No! 66 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,737 No! 67 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,948 Oh, God! Get away! 68 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,541 Shout! 69 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,963 I'll eat your brains! 70 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,717 Shawn! 71 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,932 What happened to me? 72 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,141 Where am I? 73 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,560 Have I crossed over? 74 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,188 Easy, Burton. You're awake. 75 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,024 You're safe now. You're with me. 76 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,319 Are you listening? 77 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,030 Dream time is over. Okay. 78 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,241 You're awake, you understand? You're awake. 79 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,160 Did that hurt? Yeah. 80 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:49,331 Good. Because that means you're back with Dr. Simpson. 81 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:53,335 And that's a good place to be. 82 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:58,465 Drink. It's milk. It's refreshing. 83 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,468 Boy! That was some dream, Burton. 84 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:05,973 I got some fantastic audio. You were magnificent. 85 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,480 Feel better now? 86 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,232 Calm? 87 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:17,860 Relaxed? 88 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,069 Yeah. 89 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,405 That's just part of the process. 90 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,908 Now lie back and release your core. 91 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,451 Okay. 92 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,620 Okay. 93 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,998 That's it. 94 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,332 Good. 95 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,002 Now tell me all about your nightmares. 96 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,680 I know, you know That I'm not telling the truth 97 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,808 I know, you know They just don't have any proof 98 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,936 Embrace the deception Learn how to bend 99 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,981 Your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end 100 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,524 I know, you know 101 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:05,699 Well, that is some vivid stuff. 102 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,952 It felt so real, Dr. Simpson. More real than real. 103 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,330 May I have some more milk? Later. 104 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,207 What does this dream represent to you? 105 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,251 It's Emmanuelle, obviously. 106 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,378 I saw a real future for us. Everybody did. 107 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,673 Well, the fear of abandonment is certainly 108 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,218 the beating heart of your anxiety, Blackstone. 109 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,385 Blackstone? 110 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,764 But your nightmare is about Shawn. 111 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,515 Shawn? 112 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,560 Think what happens. Shawn leaves the car, everybody dies. 113 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,563 You need Shawn to feel whole. 114 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,983 That's definitely not it. I mean, that's crazy talk. 115 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,736 And, no offense, but you sound like an insane person. 116 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,988 Haha. I've hit a nerve. 117 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,825 You know why? It's because in dreams, 118 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,119 people don't lie. 119 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,204 That's my business. 120 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,497 It's all in my new book. 121 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,625 In Dreams I Walk With You. 122 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,252 Let's read an excerpt. 123 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,672 "As a child, my small frame would buckle at the girth, 124 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,924 "of my outsized intellect." 125 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,676 Look, Shawn and I are friendly, 126 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,220 but it's Emmanuelle that is the cause of my nightmares, okay? 127 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,764 And for the record, I do not need Shawn. 128 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,057 Sure, you don't. 129 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,976 Oh, look at the time. 130 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:15,519 Now, 131 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,188 leave this place. 132 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,786 Hello, friend. 133 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:33,996 Hello, Shawn. 134 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,498 So? What's dream therapy like, man? 135 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,582 Is it crazy? Tell me all about it. 136 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,377 Dr. Simpson says my nightmares are all about Emmanuelle. 137 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,546 No other theory was offered. Emmanuelle, huh? 138 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,465 Well, if you need me to... 139 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:48,885 Need you? Need you? What makes you think that I will need you, Shawn? 140 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:52,222 I was just gonna say if you need me to drive you to therapy tonight, 141 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,724 I could probably score my dad's truck. 142 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:56,852 Thank you. 143 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,645 I will take it under advisement. 144 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,898 I'll probably cab it, you know, I enjoy cabs. 145 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,276 So I doubt I will be needing you, Shawn. 146 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,403 Shawn? Where did you go? Shawn? 147 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,531 Dude! I... 148 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,533 I was gonna pee. I was... 149 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,452 I was just hoping to pee. 150 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,580 Hi. I don't have an appointment or anything. 151 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,124 I know, I should have called. I'll come back later. 152 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,709 Oh, no, no, no... 153 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,920 No appointments necessary here, my friend. Please, join us. 154 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,089 Great. I don't know if this is the kind of 155 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,508 "case" or whatever, that you guys handle, 156 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,344 but I think my wife is having an affair 157 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,012 with someone at her place of work. 158 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,180 Color us intrigued. 159 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,015 Great! Now, I'm a little strapped for cash, 160 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,683 but if you do layaway I can start paying you 161 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,727 around the new year. St. Patrick's Day? 162 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,187 This is a place of business after all. 163 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,396 Not so fast. 164 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,733 Now, I definitely understand the grief of a lost love. 165 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,027 Please, have a seat. Now, 166 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:51,490 did you ask your wife whether she was getting her lawn mowed on the side? 167 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,659 What's she gonna say? "Oh, yeah, I am. 168 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,912 "And he rides the mower so much smoother than you, 169 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,955 "'cause he doesn't need carpal tunnel surgery." 170 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,332 What? 171 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,751 And what if confronting her pushes her away for good? 172 00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,212 Gretchen, she's my whole world. 173 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,589 She's effing outta sight, man! 174 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,549 I feel you. I feel you, Zack. 175 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,885 Eikleberry. Excuse you. 176 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,930 I got a cable installation. 177 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,307 My client was given a window from 7:00-4:00. 178 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:18,892 It's 5:15. 179 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,978 Ride with me and I'll fill you in on everything. 180 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,313 Definitely. Not a chance. 181 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,151 That's Gretchen. Freshmen year of college. 182 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,821 Oh, wow, she looks a lot younger than you, Zack. 183 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,573 Oh, I wasn't a student. I was working campus security. 184 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,118 Gretchen, she doesn't judge. 185 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,662 Because true love knows no bounds. 186 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,040 Times are tough, you know. I'm working two jobs. We never see each other. 187 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,166 What's your other job? 188 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,210 I work nights at a bowling alley. 189 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,672 A real jack of all trades. Life's a buffet. 190 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,550 If she hasn't cheated on you after all these years, why would she start now? 191 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,718 Just... I feel her pulling away. 192 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,429 I don't want to lose her. 193 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,055 Can't let that happen. 194 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,015 I won't. 195 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,059 We're friggin' here. 196 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,022 We live. 197 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,694 Hey, man, we're gonna stay in here. 198 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,778 Most definitely. 199 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,199 Can't even carry my own tool box 'cause of my sciatica. 200 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,785 I'd cheat on me too if anyone would have me. 201 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,709 Someone in that house wants cable? 202 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,753 Where are you going? 203 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,838 I'm going to pee, Gus. 204 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,798 I didn't get to pee in the office because you spazzed out. 205 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,966 You're gonna just pee outside? 206 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,552 We're men, Gus. The world is our toilet. 207 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,063 Come on. Stay in the game, player. 208 00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,190 Maybe some music. 209 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,779 Burton. 210 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,702 Burton. 211 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,291 Shawn, is that you? Burton. 212 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,752 I need a ride. 213 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,545 Burton. 214 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,380 Shawn! 215 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,551 Oh, gosh! I need some sleep. 216 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,679 Could you give me a ride? 217 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,658 What the... 218 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,496 Zack? 219 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,834 We don't have much time. 220 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:50,961 I'm so sweaty. 221 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,296 I just ran a bunch of fatties across the football field. 222 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,173 I want you now. 223 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,299 Of course you do. I'm me. 224 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,759 I'm gonna murder you. 225 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,386 That's so hot. Not on the lips. 226 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,807 This show is horrible. 227 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,816 They're all gonna laugh at you. 228 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,112 Zack! 229 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,463 Who lives like this? 230 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,415 Shawn ditched you again, didn't he? 231 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,000 He said he had to pee. 232 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:15,712 Yes, but do you believe the world is a man's toilet? 233 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,047 No. 234 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:18,757 No, I do not. 235 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,761 Well, the picture is becoming much clearer now. 236 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,221 My previous diagnosis 237 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,140 may have been premature, Slappy. 238 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,309 Slappy? You see... 239 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,561 You're not worried that Shawn 240 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,189 is gonna leave you. 241 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:38,860 You're afraid that working with Shawn is gonna get you killed. 242 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:40,695 What? 243 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,572 It's all in my latest book. 244 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,576 In Dreams I Walk With You. 245 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,038 It's got a foreword by Sanjaya Malakar. He's an old friend. 246 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,376 I'm sure that you will find this enlightening. 247 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,587 "When one is in a perpetual state of panic..." 248 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,214 Perpetual? That means never-ending. 249 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,841 I know what it means, I was expressing indignation. 250 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,596 "All the body's resources are recruited, 251 00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,556 "leaving precious little energy 252 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,934 "for other things. Hopes, goals, 253 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,811 "even our relationships 254 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,521 "wither and die." 255 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,939 What does this have to do with me? 256 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,070 Shawn, I'm imperiled by our work, 257 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,447 and my love life is withering. 258 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:28,910 Any more questions? 259 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,079 No. 260 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,916 I think you know the way out. 261 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,544 Hi, Emmanuelle, this is Burton Guster. 262 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,753 We know each other. Biblically. 263 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,964 You know what? Let me just leave my number again, just in... 264 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,133 Stop it. Dude. 265 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,761 The ball is clearly in her court, and has been for a while. 266 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,889 You've sent her five dozen roses and a cake with Nelson Rockefeller on it. 267 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,143 Shawn, Dr. Simpson says that she is the key to my mental health. 268 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,811 You know what? I'm done. I don't wanna hear this anymore. 269 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,730 What is a doctor of exactly anyway? 270 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,356 I'm coming with you to your next therapy session. 271 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,441 No, no, no, Shawn... 272 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,860 Hi, you psychos! How you doing? 273 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,905 So I'm crocheting a hat for my nephew. 274 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,907 His name is Robyn, with a "Y". 275 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,912 He has a large head. So I'm making it both to warm and conceal it. 276 00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,291 Well, I got nothing. Happy Earth Day? 277 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,377 Lassie! No, sorry. Can't stop. 278 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,920 Marlowe's expecting me someplace very important 279 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,338 so I cannot have this conversation with you. 280 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,049 I just wanted to put it out there that we are 281 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,719 available for work at our usual rate, 282 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,804 plus a new additional higher rate. 283 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,806 This is our opening offer. 284 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,771 Actually, things have been uncharacteristically quiet since I have become chief. 285 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,481 Now that Brannigan's saddled up, 286 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,608 you can hear a cricket fart in China. 287 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,694 That's cool, 'cause we kind of have our own thing going on anyway. 288 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,156 Our new client's sort of a big deal in the TV industry. 289 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,866 Eikleberry. Perhaps you have heard of him. 290 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,826 Yeah, right now when you just said his name. 291 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,245 Yeah, it's domestic. You know how those things go. 292 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,414 Somebody's about to die. They always do. 293 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,124 Watch this. 294 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,087 What the... 295 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,007 And a very happy Earth Day to you too. 296 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,303 I do not like this, Shawn. I object to this charade. 297 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,264 Gus, you it's the only way we can talk to her in her natural habitat 298 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,350 without it being creepy. We will get what we need and leave. 299 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,268 You don't even have to speak. Believe me, I won't. 300 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,189 Mrs. Eikleberry. 301 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,690 Hi, we spoke on the phone. 302 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,776 Oh, you must be the Spencers. We are indeed. 303 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,613 I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my life partner, Burton Guster Black-Spencer. 304 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,698 I see you're working outdoors. 305 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,536 Yes, it's such a pretty day and I love watching my kids unfettered and free. 306 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,247 All right! Let's play some dodge ball. 307 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,332 Look alive, Buduski. 308 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,959 Like I said on the phone, 309 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,837 we've been shopping for schools our son, Joshy. 310 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,674 We understand that you teach the English. He's shown a real talent in that arena. 311 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,050 Isn't that right, baby girl? 312 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:53,054 Well, it's so vital to encourage a child's abilities and to keep them lice-free. 313 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,806 Agree to agree. You know, 314 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,434 sometimes I'll tutor functionally illiterate adults. It's so sad. 315 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,437 They have to develop little tricks to hide their disability 316 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,982 just because they didn't learn basic reading skills when they were young. 317 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,317 Hey, Gretch, check the lats. 318 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,737 I can do, like, 16 of these. 319 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,408 Mrs. Eikleberry? 320 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,451 Yes, I'm listening and I'm impressed. 321 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,579 Oh, we should get back to class. 322 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,789 Maybe we'll see Joshy next year? 323 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,082 Oh, we're still shopping. 324 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,546 That's just terrifying. 325 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,756 You a friend of Eikleberry's? Oh. 326 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,676 She's one fine piece of knish. 327 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,554 You must be, uh, Bagg. 328 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,264 Coach Derek Bagg. 329 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,308 One "K", two "G"s. 330 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,268 You can call me Coach Bagg. 331 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,770 Or just Coach, Coach Bagg. 332 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,273 All right. Well, do you think we could speak to you for a minute? 333 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,608 It's about our son, Joshy. 334 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,402 I have a parent-teacher thing now. 335 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279 How about we meet in my office in an hour? 336 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,822 Lower level, near the gym. 337 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,408 Just follow the scent of man. 338 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,384 Gym teachers. 339 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,932 Hi. 340 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,391 Sorry to keep you waiting, ladies. 341 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,727 Who is that giant slice of shepherd's pie? 342 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,731 Oh, some meathead dad grousing about his kid's score on the presidential fitness test. 343 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,608 Like it's my fault fatty's got no hops. 344 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,984 You played college ball? Ooh. 345 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,194 Yeah. 346 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,071 The Majors scouted me. I had my pick. 347 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,949 Then that ATV had to go and flip. 348 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,409 Ruptured my spleen, crushed my L4 and 5. 349 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,037 Doc said if I wasn't so drunk I'd probably be paralyzed. 350 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,749 No complaints though. 351 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,502 For a dude who's not splitting atoms, I think I did okay. 352 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,586 Well... Got this sweet gig, 353 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,254 good hours, summers off. 354 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,173 Fifty-seven minutes to Sin City, gate to gate. 355 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,009 I am baking my cake, and then frosting it, and then eating it... 356 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,135 Whale time! 357 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,264 Hurt your hand? Old lacrosse injury. 358 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,977 What do you want, Buduski? 359 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,853 They sent me from the office, Coach Bagg. 360 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,814 You're supposed to read this and approve it. 361 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:12,402 Also, I think one of those dodge balls glanced my scrotum. 362 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,487 Stop whining! Your sack's fine. 363 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,114 I'll read it later. 364 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,991 I don't know, Coach... What did I just say, Weenus? 365 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,201 Get out of here and give me 50. 366 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,621 See? Look at that egghead. 367 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,206 He has no chance to make the pros. 368 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,126 Got no stroke from the outside. Not like I did. 369 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,128 Rain dance. 370 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,134 It's so sad. 371 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,220 Cash dollares. 372 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,806 Thirty... 373 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,225 Thirty-one... 374 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,560 Cable guy was right. 375 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,062 His wife's getting cozy with Mr. Woodcock in there. 376 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,273 She leaves him little booty-call memos. 377 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,108 Poor Mr. Cable Guy. 378 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,572 You literally just fell asleep on your feet. 379 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,656 Shawn, 380 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,533 I need to get out of here. Okay. 381 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,493 Oh, man! 382 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,634 Oh. Yeah. That way. Shawn. 383 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,731 Maybe we should've gone left at the water heaters. 384 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,736 Gus. We're going to be fine. 385 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,573 As long as we stick together. 386 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,040 What was that? 387 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,181 Gus. Yes. 388 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,892 We need to run. Yes. 389 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,313 Gus, Gus, pick up your feet, man. 390 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,234 Shawn? 391 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,568 I can't see you, Shawn. 392 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,531 Left, Gus. Left. 393 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,493 Stay with me, Gus. I can see the light. 394 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,371 Left, right, left. 395 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,540 Do not leave me, Shawn. 396 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,505 Left, left. Left, right, left. 397 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,382 I can't see you, Shawn. 398 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,009 Did you say left or right? 399 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,848 Oh, and put the lotion in the basket, will ya? 400 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,104 Shawn, I'm coming, I'm coming. 401 00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,695 Who's there? Can you help me get out of here? 402 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,197 I'll buy you some buñuelos. 403 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:32,810 Weepy, weepy 404 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,228 You so sleepy 405 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,731 And the little kids are creepy 406 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,108 Watch us jump You know it'd thrill you 407 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,777 Just for fun We're gonna kill you 408 00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:43,613 What? 409 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,073 No. 410 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,285 That's not fair. 411 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:11,891 Help me. 412 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,852 Please, help me. 413 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,233 Look alive, player. 414 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:26,239 Shawn! Damn you! 415 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,371 Stop, stop... 416 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,665 Stop the balls. No balls. 417 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,458 Please. No balls in my face. 418 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,795 Shouldn't we wake him? He's clearly being pelted by balls. 419 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,296 Let the dream run its course, Shawn. 420 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,923 This is how the therapy works. 421 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,466 It's not always pleasant. 422 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,052 No. Stop. 423 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,775 You left me, Shawn. You flat out deserted me. 424 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,819 What, what... Why would I possibly do that? 425 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,362 You did it, Shawn. You always do it. 426 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,657 Gus, we get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week. 427 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,492 I don't know where I stand with you anymore, Shawn. 428 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:12,785 Where is this coming from? 429 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,329 I thought you told him his nightmares were all about Emmanuelle. 430 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,748 No, I said they were all about you. 431 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:18,833 What? 432 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,169 This guy is a fraud, Gus. I'm not even sure if he's a real doctor. 433 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,464 I'll have you know I was rated in the top 13 434 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:28,384 of Santa Barbara dream therapists in 2007. 435 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:33,556 I one time actually entered Kate Capshaw's dream and interacted with her. 436 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:38,561 Can't really talk about it because of the pending court case, but impressive, no? 437 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:44,400 Capshaw. Yeah, no, that's pretty cool actually. 438 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,779 Gus. Hey. You know that I have always had your back and I always, always will. 439 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,907 I don't know, Shawn. Things are changing. 440 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,578 I know you mean well, but I feel like I can't trust you. 441 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,789 Oh, come on, buddy. It was just a dream, you know. 442 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,416 Things aren't always what they seem in dreams. 443 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,835 Oh, yes, they are. Even more so. 444 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,882 No. No, Gus, that's it. 445 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,469 We know better, things aren't always what they seem. 446 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,847 You know sometimes I'll tutor functionally illiterate adults. 447 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,560 For a dude who's not splitting atoms I think I did okay. 448 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,856 Gretchen Eikleberry wasn't having an affair. 449 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,859 She was teaching Coach Bagg how to read. 450 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,278 Then perhaps he'll enjoy my latest book. 451 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,655 In Dreams I Walk With You. 452 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,240 Let's pick a random page. 453 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,660 Excuse me a moment. 454 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,288 Hello. 455 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,333 I see. 456 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,087 Gus, that was Brannigan. 457 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,005 I have bad news and bad news. 458 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:49,382 I'll take the bad news. 459 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,302 Coach Derek Bagg was found beaten to a bloody pulp in his office. 460 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,387 He's dead, Gus. He's dead. 461 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,722 Oh, my gosh. D-Bagg is dead? 462 00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,350 What's the bad news? 463 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,602 Zack Eikleberry has been arrested for his murder. 464 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,357 He has a bad heart, and gout, and IBS. 465 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,734 She gets it, Gretchen. I didn't hurt anybody. 466 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:11,028 We're gonna have a laugh when this is all over. 467 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,448 Hi! I'm allergic to everything. 468 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,450 I hope you don't think you are getting paid for this. 469 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,119 Lassie, this is not about money. 470 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:21,831 This is about honor. This is about professional crime-fighting courtesy. 471 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,458 And money. This was our case first. 472 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:29,338 So I'm just sitting there, crocheting Robyn's giant hat, 473 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,967 and I just happened to overhear your conversation about your domestic case. 474 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,677 That is bush-league. Bush. 475 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,387 Then at the crime scene, 476 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,391 what do I find but a threatening letter to the coach from Zack Eikleberry, 477 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,935 and I say to myself, "So that's your guy." 478 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:44,979 What are the chances? 479 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,064 Then I follow him to some bowling alley, 480 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:50,025 and there I find even more threatening letters. 481 00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,694 Real sicko stuff. 482 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,280 The ravings of a maniac woodsman. 483 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:55,948 Small world, huh? 484 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,577 Well, you were right about one thing. Somebody died. 485 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,829 Bush. Bush. 486 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,789 Hey, Zack. 487 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:04,874 Oh. Hi, guys. 488 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,000 Mister and Mister Spencer. 489 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,084 I like the ladies. 490 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,711 I'm afraid I only have bad news. 491 00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:11,005 There's hard evidence that implicates you in this murder, 492 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,633 and we discovered that your wife here isn't having an affair with anyone. 493 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:19,472 In fact, I'm sensing she was teaching Coach Bagg how to read. 494 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,223 I just wrote those letters to blow off steam. 495 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,642 I didn't beat anyone to death. 496 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:27,062 Look at me, I couldn't stand a chance against Muscles McHandsome Face. 497 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,147 No. 498 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,857 Sorry, I doubted you, baby. 499 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,235 I can't seem to get out of my own way. 500 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,987 That's probably because you have webbed feet. 501 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,948 Zack, sure, some men find 502 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,327 a second wind in middle life and get themselves 503 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,121 in any sort of physical shape, but you didn't and that's okay. 504 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,874 Because I love you, cable guy. 505 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,542 That's backhanded no? 506 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,462 Not on the lips. 507 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,049 He wouldn't hurt a fly! 508 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,383 He's not man enough! 509 00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,054 No! 510 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,473 I love you, baby. Okay. 511 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,975 I love you. I heard you. 512 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,020 Woody. Caw-caw! 513 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:13,984 I need your honesty. 514 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,111 Is it too much? 515 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,698 The chrome. 516 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,701 Ah, I don't think so. Works for me. 517 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,496 Really? It's not all midlife crisis-y? 518 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,332 Nah, it's so shiny. 519 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,458 Can't go wrong with the custom. 520 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,543 Picked a winner. 521 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,587 I love you both so much. 522 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:38,342 Now whoever killed this guy made sure he was never coming back. 523 00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:41,136 He's got fractures to his ribs, knee caps, 524 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,390 jaw, cracked head, broken nose, 525 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,434 and based on these lacerations to his wrists and cheeks, 526 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,438 I'd say he was probably bound and gagged before they went at him piñata-style. 527 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,232 What's going on with his digits? 528 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:56,151 Oh, yeah. Index finger and middle finger are broken, 529 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,071 but it looks to have been done earlier maybe a day or two before. 530 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,240 It's an old lacrosse injury. 531 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,076 Really? Speaking of baby smooth. 532 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,788 I naired my buttocks last night, gentlemen. 533 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,623 Man, I am tired. 534 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,375 I'm tired, too. 535 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,003 As much as I try not to take my work home with me, 536 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,504 when I'm alone in bed, 537 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,173 and I turn out the light... 538 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,802 I see them. They talk to me. 539 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,471 They tell me how they wish they made a different choice in life. 540 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,016 How they wish they had taken a different path to work 541 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,726 that final day, or, 542 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:31,854 or made absolutely sure they locked the front door. 543 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,565 We all come into this world the same way we go out. 544 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:37,234 Alone. 545 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:43,073 But somehow, they seem more lonely than that. 546 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,367 That's intense. That's too lonely. 547 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,329 I mean take this fella. I'll bet he was a great guy. 548 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,081 Well, this is new. 549 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,339 Go, Go! 550 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,801 Follow me. 551 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:05,554 Brains! 552 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:09,016 If only I had brains! 553 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,125 Papa? 554 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:14,998 Mom? 555 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,170 Burton! I'm sorry, did I wake you? 556 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,965 I know you've been having trouble sleeping, dear. 557 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:25,134 Where's Shawn? 558 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:26,677 He went to drive his dad home. 559 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,512 Okay... 560 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,222 Don't worry, he'll be back. 561 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,142 These gravy boats aren't going to put themselves away, you know. 562 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:43,235 Oh, God! My hands are wet. I'll ruin your nice shirt. 563 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:44,695 I don't care. 564 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,866 It is so good to be home, Mom. 565 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:52,077 It feels safe. Finally. 566 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,872 That's a nice thing to say. 567 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,583 So, are you going to tell me about Emmanuelle? 568 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,668 I thought she was spending Thanksgiving with us. 569 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,754 Oh, she bailed on me, Mom. 570 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,505 She's not returning my calls or anything. 571 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,340 She doesn't deserve you. 572 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,092 Who is she, anyway? 573 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,635 What has she done with her life? 574 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,304 You are Burton Guster. 575 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,640 Is she the reason you're having these bad dreams? 576 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,476 No. Please. 577 00:32:17,227 --> 00:32:18,395 Everything is changing. 578 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,107 Juliet's moved up north, I don't know what Shawn's intentions are. 579 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,026 I don't have a job, Ma. 580 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,402 Me. 581 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,070 I mean this... 582 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,118 Oh, sweetheart. 583 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,745 No, it's okay. It's okay. 584 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,999 I don't know where I stand anymore. 585 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:42,878 Well, darling, the more things change the more they stay the same. 586 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,172 Life is about being adaptable. 587 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:46,965 But remaining true to yourself. 588 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,344 I mean, we can't govern other people's actions but we can certainly govern our own. 589 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,055 I mean, Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds do not. 590 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,183 Girls just want to have fun and I love me a good scotch egg. 591 00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:58,936 What are you talking about, Mom? 592 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:01,396 Honestly, I don't know. 593 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,702 Well, looky here. 594 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,497 And what can we do for you? 595 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,626 Don't be a stranger. 596 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:27,464 Where were we? 597 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,302 Mommy! 598 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,028 Guster! Don't stand there with your thumb up your ass. 599 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,780 Block that door and bring me that extra board. 600 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:56,869 Come on! 601 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:02,541 Guster! Get over here. 602 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,336 Give me a hand with this. 603 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:12,759 Namby-pambies, get out of here! Slimey little... 604 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:16,763 All right, team! That ought to hold those undead sons of bitches. 605 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:22,227 See, this is why we should not legalize marijuana. 606 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,565 Carlton! 607 00:34:35,616 --> 00:34:36,783 Lassie, come home! 608 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,083 Meanies! Life... 609 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:47,878 Is for the living. 610 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,136 This is gonna be hard on my nephew. 611 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,432 Ahh! Feed my kitty! 612 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,477 No! No! 613 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,486 Go, go, go! In, in in! 614 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,866 Guster, where's Shawn? 615 00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:19,076 My mother said he drove you home. 616 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:21,745 Your mother! What the hell are you talking about? 617 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:23,413 I don't know, I'm sensitive and it's dark. 618 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:25,749 I got a match. 619 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,930 Guster! That's my face! 620 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,310 What? 621 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,438 It's the first thing I saw. 622 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,693 There's nothing funny about a three-hole punch! 623 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,029 Stop it! Stop laughing. 624 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:11,086 Oh, gosh, Shawn, you're not going to believe this, everyone is dead, everyone. 625 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,337 It's just me and you... 626 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:13,630 It's just... 627 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,217 No! 628 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:20,929 No. 629 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,101 I do make a dead sexy zombie. 630 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,894 No, you don't, Shawn. 631 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,564 You don't make a sexy zombie, you don't. 632 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,612 I sense your brains are yummy, Gus. 633 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,031 Oh, please! 634 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:42,367 I want your Pomona College brains. 635 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,411 No! No! 636 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,038 Not magic head! 637 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,539 Not magic head! 638 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,336 Oh, not my magic head. 639 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,048 No, not my magic head! 640 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:59,426 No, no, no, not magic head! 641 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,180 You all right? 642 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,223 I just had the nightmare version of our entire week. 643 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,558 And you were a zombie. 644 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,894 All right, you know what? Your dreams have actually gotten worse 645 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,228 since you've starting seeing this doctor. 646 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,313 You do realize that? 647 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,982 Curt, Curt Smith. How is he? 648 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:16,568 I assume he's fine. I heard he and Roland were working on an new album. 649 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,320 How do I know I'm not sleeping now? 650 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,907 Oh! Thank God! 651 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:24,451 Now what did I say? I said when I came back to the car, 652 00:37:24,618 --> 00:37:26,578 I would have snacks and I would have this case solved. 653 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:29,581 And guess what? I know who killed Coach Bagg. 654 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,665 Are you ready for this? 655 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,001 I don't know, slap me on the teat one more time. 656 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,086 How about now? 657 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,378 Umm, closer. 658 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,797 You ready? 659 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,715 It was a real scary dream, Shawn. 660 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,342 Okay, let's do this. Okay. 661 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,013 I'm ready, Shawn. 662 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,768 Gus, we gotta beat Brannigan to the punch. This was our case. 663 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:53,146 Now, check it. Coach Bagg was supplementing his income 664 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,648 by gambling. 665 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,192 Fifty-seven minutes to Sin City, gate to gate. 666 00:37:57,651 --> 00:38:00,237 And his fingers were just fine 667 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,489 when he was doing those sexy chin-ups on the field. 668 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:06,243 Gretch, check the lats. I could do, like, 16 of these. 669 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,704 But, boy, were they barking at him in our meeting. 670 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:11,832 It's an old lacrosse injury. 671 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,084 It's no lacrosse injury, Gus. 672 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:17,170 That's what happens when you don't pay your debts. 673 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:19,923 I'll give you one guess. Too late! 674 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,633 Gym teachers. 675 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,386 It was that big, meathead parent. 676 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,097 He was nobody's father, Gus. 677 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,391 He may be somebody's father. 678 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,726 I don't know him from Adam, but I do know this. 679 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:33,770 He was some bookie's muscle. 680 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,189 And he broke Coach Bagg's fingers. 681 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,484 Then, couple of days later, Coach couldn't come up with the dough. 682 00:38:39,693 --> 00:38:41,820 Boom! He came back and finished the job. 683 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,949 That's how I do it. 684 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:51,163 That's all right. We's about to get paid. 685 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:57,711 Release the prisoner and release the funds, I've solved the case. 686 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,047 Wait for... 687 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,216 ...it. 688 00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:13,268 No way! No damn way. Man! 689 00:39:14,311 --> 00:39:15,312 How? 690 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,688 I've learned not to ask. 691 00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:19,691 You're free to go. Oh, thank you. 692 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:21,943 You're a free man. 693 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:25,363 I gotta thank you guys, I mean even though it was the scary detective lady 694 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:28,241 who actually got me released, you guys tried which is something. 695 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:29,993 We're happy you found each other again. 696 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:33,455 Gretchen held vigil for me all night. 697 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,248 I felt like I was on death row. 698 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,585 It's time we reestablished what made us a great couple to begin with. 699 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,961 Whatever that was. 700 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,880 She said something about a complete makeover 701 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,465 involving extensive waxing. 702 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,218 Hopefully by the time I'm finished with you I won't even recognize you. 703 00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:48,178 Except for your kind, kind heart. 704 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:49,554 Kind heart. 705 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,849 God, someone give me a grappling hook. 706 00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:55,852 Gretchen. What? Yes. Let's go home. 707 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,816 You know, Shawn, I think there's a lesson in all this for me. 708 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,818 A road map back to Emmanuelle. 709 00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:07,322 Gus, I'm absolutely certain that that's in fact not the lesson. 710 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,617 Emmanuelle's gone, and in the meantime, you have me. 711 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,119 And your coins. And your stamps. 712 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:14,913 Thanks, Emmanuelle. 713 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,332 You really do need sleep, buddy. 714 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,877 Hey, you know what? This is embarrassing. 715 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:24,256 I'm a celebrity, all right? My Twitter account is verified. 716 00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:28,510 And I was promised massive radio and social media support. 717 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,470 Look at me when I'm berating you. 718 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,055 You know what? Just forget it. Just... 719 00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,182 Just get out of here. I don't care where you go, just go. 720 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,685 Not that way. Go that way. 721 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,983 Hey! Great to see you, brother. 722 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,193 Yeah. 723 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:49,447 Boy! You guys came at a good time 'cause it's been an absolute madhouse here. 724 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,117 I mean these college crowds are just great. 725 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,453 I can imagine. I'm looking forward to finally reading your book, Doctor. 726 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:59,165 Yeah, well, it's beyond brilliant. That's what they say. 727 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,251 Tell me something, 728 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:04,254 how have you been sleeping? Like a baby, thanks to you. 729 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:07,549 Well, I'm just a dream catcher in human form 730 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,676 with a chin that's coveted around the world. 731 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:14,180 I'm just glad that you were able to identify the source of your nightmares. 732 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:16,641 I need to take a leak. 733 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,810 Well, it's great to see you. 734 00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:22,063 Yeah, it's been good for you to see me, too. Let's do it again. 735 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,323 Burton, see you in your dreams. 736 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,784 P. S... 737 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,078 What? 738 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,163 Come get some. 739 00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:46,713 Oh, God! Oh, God! 740 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,553 Shawn! 741 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,680 I'll be right over, buddy. 742 00:41:56,306 --> 00:41:59,100 Thanks. Milkshakes. 743 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,735 It's okay, buddy, I'll always be here for you. 744 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:10,028 Val's still the king. 745 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:11,863 Hail to the king, baby.