1 00:00:04,126 --> 00:00:06,426 ( whining ) 2 00:00:13,801 --> 00:00:15,968 ( whimpering ) 3 00:00:40,662 --> 00:00:42,362 ( whimpering ) 4 00:00:44,099 --> 00:00:48,201 Man: THE LATE MR. MacDONALD MADE A NUMBER OF WILLS. 5 00:00:48,203 --> 00:00:52,372 IN THE LATEST HE WROTE OUT THE BEQUESTS 6 00:00:52,374 --> 00:00:55,475 ON SEPARATE SHEETS IN HIS OWN HAND, 7 00:00:55,477 --> 00:00:58,978 WHICH HE WAS KEEN FOR YOU TO READ YOURSELVES. 8 00:00:58,980 --> 00:01:01,847 I'LL-- 9 00:01:01,849 --> 00:01:04,050 "TO MY LIEGEMAN, GOLLY, 10 00:01:04,052 --> 00:01:06,553 A TRUE A MAN AS I HAVE EVER KNOWN, 11 00:01:06,555 --> 00:01:10,356 I'LL LEAVE WHAT REMAINS OF MY ONCE MIGHTY COLLECTION 12 00:01:10,358 --> 00:01:13,059 OF SINGLE MALT WHISKEYS IN THE HOPE THAT 13 00:01:13,061 --> 00:01:17,063 HE WILL TOAST OUR ASSOCIATION EVERY ST. ANDREW'S DAY." 14 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,633 THAT I WILL, HECTOR. 15 00:01:20,635 --> 00:01:23,236 "TO MY ASSISTANT GHILLIE 16 00:01:23,238 --> 00:01:25,037 AND COURT JESTER, DUNCAN, 17 00:01:25,039 --> 00:01:27,540 I LEAVE THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF MY WARDROBE, 18 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,076 IN THE HOPE THAT THIS MAY ENCOURAGE HIM TO WEAR 19 00:01:30,078 --> 00:01:32,512 SOMETHING THAN THAT FILTHY KI--" 20 00:01:32,514 --> 00:01:36,949 "KILT AND MOTH-EATEN CARDIGAN HE INSISTS ON DONNING EVERY DAY." 21 00:01:36,951 --> 00:01:39,652 IT'S NOT A CARDIE, IT'S A FLEECE. 22 00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:42,054 I PAID EIGHT QUID FOR THAT. 23 00:01:47,295 --> 00:01:49,596 "TO THE ESTIMABLE ALEXANDRA, 24 00:01:49,598 --> 00:01:53,799 I BEQUEATH A SUFFICIENT SUM FOR A NEW SET OF SAUCEPANS, 25 00:01:53,801 --> 00:01:56,802 THE REMAINDER TO BE SPENT ON GARMENTS THAT EXPOSE 26 00:01:56,804 --> 00:01:59,572 HER EVEN MORE ESTIMABLE MIDRIFF." 27 00:02:02,577 --> 00:02:05,111 Molly: "TO MY DARLING WIFE, 28 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:07,713 BEST FRIEND AND GOOD COMPANION, MOLLY, 29 00:02:07,715 --> 00:02:10,216 I BEQUEATH THE REST OF MY GOODS AND EFFECTS 30 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:13,586 AS WELL AS MY RIDICULOUSLY PUNY PERSONAL HOLDINGS 31 00:02:13,588 --> 00:02:17,923 IN THE HOPE THAT THEY WILL HELP HER TO BECOME A VERY MERRY WIDOW." 32 00:02:17,925 --> 00:02:21,060 Lawyer: AND NOW WE COME TO THE TRICKY PART. 33 00:02:21,062 --> 00:02:25,298 "TO MY ONLY SON, ARCHIE, I HAVE ALREADY GIFTED 34 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:29,302 THE ANCESTRAL LANDS, HOUSE, AND WATERS OF GLENBOGLE, 35 00:02:29,304 --> 00:02:33,373 A SACRED TRUST TO WHICH I HOPE HE WILL ADHERE WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING." 36 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:38,010 WHY IS THAT THE TRICKY PART? 37 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:40,880 THE LAW STATES 38 00:02:40,882 --> 00:02:43,516 THAT TO AVOID THE PAYMENT OF DEATH DUTIES, 39 00:02:43,518 --> 00:02:46,786 A PERIOD OF SEVEN YEARS MUST ELAPSE 40 00:02:46,788 --> 00:02:49,189 FROM THE DATE OF THE DEED OF GIFT 41 00:02:49,191 --> 00:02:51,691 TO THE DEMISE OF THE DONOR. 42 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:55,728 IN THIS CASE, SEVEN YEARS HAVE NOT ELAPSED. 43 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:58,431 I THINK I SOMEHOW KNOW WHAT'S COMING. 44 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:01,967 Lawyer: I WOULD SAY THAT YOU OWE H.M. TREASURY 45 00:03:01,969 --> 00:03:03,969 SOMETHING IN THE REGION OF... 46 00:03:03,971 --> 00:03:06,506 £200,000. 47 00:03:08,543 --> 00:03:09,942 HMPH. 48 00:03:11,813 --> 00:03:14,280 OH, THANK YOU, GOD. 49 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:17,016 THANK YOU, FATHER. 50 00:03:17,018 --> 00:03:19,452 ( theme music playing ) 51 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:07,567 HI. 52 00:04:09,904 --> 00:04:11,537 YOU OKAY? 53 00:04:13,074 --> 00:04:16,309 WE MUST BE STRONG, LEXIE, FOR THE MEN IN OUR LIVES. 54 00:04:16,311 --> 00:04:18,378 I MUST BE STRONG FOR HECTOR, 55 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,747 AND YOU MUST BE STRONG FOR ARCHIE. 56 00:04:20,749 --> 00:04:24,083 - I'LL TRY. - HE MAY LOOK AS IF HE'S COPING, BUT-- 57 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:35,295 ( running footsteps ) 58 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,833 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW, LEXIE? - DUNCAN, SHH. 59 00:04:40,835 --> 00:04:42,502 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 60 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:45,438 THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE TO WELCOME 61 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,640 HECTOR HOME FOR THE LAST TIME. 62 00:04:47,642 --> 00:04:49,742 - LEAST WE CAN DO, OLD GIRL. - THANK YOU, JOE. 63 00:04:49,744 --> 00:04:53,846 BUT DUNCAN'S QUESTION IS A GOOD ONE. WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 64 00:04:53,848 --> 00:04:56,916 WELL, THERE'S AN EASY ANSWER TO THAT. 65 00:04:56,918 --> 00:04:59,419 THE KING IS DEAD; 66 00:04:59,421 --> 00:05:01,421 LONG LIVE THE KING. 67 00:05:01,423 --> 00:05:03,790 ARCHIE, DARLING, WE'LL MOURN YOUR FATHER 68 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,858 AND SHOW HIM EVERY RESPECT 69 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:08,060 BUT YOU MUST GO AHEAD WITH YOUR PLANS 70 00:05:08,062 --> 00:05:10,663 TO MAKE GLENBOGLE A GREAT PLACE ONCE MORE. 71 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:13,566 THAT'S THE BEST MEMORIAL YOUR FATHER COULD EVER HAVE. 72 00:05:14,936 --> 00:05:18,404 BUT I ALSO THINK YOU SHOULD GO AHEAD WITH THE WEDDING. 73 00:05:18,406 --> 00:05:21,106 THERE'S BEEN DEATH, YES, BUT THERE'S ALSO LOVE. 74 00:05:21,108 --> 00:05:23,943 MOLLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S RIGHT. 75 00:05:23,945 --> 00:05:26,646 NO. YOU'RE RIGHT, MOTHER. 76 00:05:26,648 --> 00:05:29,749 WE MUST GO AHEAD AS PLANNED. 77 00:05:31,319 --> 00:05:35,421 Lexie: SO... THIS IS WHERE HE DIED? 78 00:05:35,423 --> 00:05:38,558 HADN'T SEEN IT UP TILL NOW. 79 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,159 KIND OF WISH I HADN'T. 80 00:05:42,296 --> 00:05:44,764 IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT? 81 00:05:44,766 --> 00:05:47,500 THE MINISTER PHONED. 82 00:05:47,502 --> 00:05:49,402 HE'S GONNA COME ROUND AND SEE US. 83 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:53,138 YOU OKAY? 84 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:55,207 YEAH, I'M FINE. 85 00:05:55,209 --> 00:05:56,876 YOU? 86 00:05:58,546 --> 00:06:01,046 IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT, DOES IT? 87 00:06:01,048 --> 00:06:02,782 GETTING MARRIED? 88 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:04,950 JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER HECTOR-- 89 00:06:04,952 --> 00:06:08,120 GETTING MARRIED IS THE ONE CERTAINTY, 90 00:06:08,122 --> 00:06:09,722 THE ONE GOOD THING THAT WE HAVE. 91 00:06:09,724 --> 00:06:11,691 YOU TAKE THAT AWAY AND... 92 00:06:11,693 --> 00:06:13,493 OKAY. 93 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:15,895 I UNDERSTAND. 94 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,464 I BETTER GET GOING. 95 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:20,633 YOU COMING? 96 00:06:20,635 --> 00:06:22,568 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO FIRST. 97 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:46,592 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO WEAR BLACK TO THE FUNERAL. 98 00:06:46,594 --> 00:06:49,629 I SUPPOSE... 99 00:06:49,631 --> 00:06:51,230 I COULD WEAR THIS. 100 00:06:51,232 --> 00:06:54,467 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO IN THE INTERIM? 101 00:06:54,469 --> 00:06:57,169 YOU COULD LOOK AFTER PAMMY, LEXIE'S MOTHER. 102 00:06:57,171 --> 00:07:00,606 SHE'S A BIT FORLORN AND I'M NOT SURE I CAN COPE WITH HER JUST NOW. 103 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:03,476 STILL WHEN YOU'RE SPECTACULARLY RICH, 104 00:07:03,478 --> 00:07:06,345 YOU CAN BE AS FORLORN AS YOU LIKE. 105 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:09,549 LEAVE IT TO ME, MOLLY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF PAMMY. 106 00:07:11,786 --> 00:07:14,153 WENT TO LONDON, 107 00:07:14,155 --> 00:07:17,857 DID SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO ERIC'S CREDIT CARD. 108 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:20,025 GOT THIS. SHANTUNG SILK. 109 00:07:20,027 --> 00:07:21,794 FEEL THAT. AND THIS. 110 00:07:21,796 --> 00:07:23,529 IS THAT NOT A GORGEOUS COLOR? 111 00:07:23,531 --> 00:07:27,066 AND I DON'T KNOW. HAT OR HAIR PIECE? 112 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:29,635 I CAN'T DECIDE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 113 00:07:29,637 --> 00:07:31,938 UH... SIMPLE IS GOOD, MOM. 114 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:34,273 AS RESTRAINED AS YOU CAN MANAGE. 115 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,375 NEVER MIND ME. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 116 00:07:36,377 --> 00:07:39,445 I DON'T KNOW. HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 117 00:07:39,447 --> 00:07:41,948 I WON'T BE GOING OUT AND BUYING ANYTHING NEW, 118 00:07:41,950 --> 00:07:44,049 NOW THAT ARCHIE'S BROKE. 119 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:46,719 LET ME BUY YOUR FROCK. LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 120 00:07:46,721 --> 00:07:50,089 - THAT'S WHAT MOTHERS ARE FOR. - OKAY, THANKS, MOM. 121 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:53,793 WHAT DO YOU THINK-- 122 00:07:53,795 --> 00:07:55,828 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 123 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,864 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT THOUGH, ARE YOU? 124 00:07:57,866 --> 00:07:59,665 YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 125 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,835 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A WEE BIT ON THE GLOOMY SIDE? 126 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:05,237 IT'S FOR THE FUNERAL, MOM, 127 00:08:05,239 --> 00:08:07,907 - NOT THE WEDDING. - VERY NICE. 128 00:08:09,110 --> 00:08:11,243 ( clock chiming ) 129 00:08:11,245 --> 00:08:13,479 Lexie: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD COOK-- 130 00:08:13,481 --> 00:08:15,515 IT'S JUST SOME TOMATO SOUP. 131 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:17,917 JUST TO KEEP EVERYONE'S STRENGTH UP. 132 00:08:19,387 --> 00:08:21,821 WHERE'S ARCHIE? 133 00:08:21,823 --> 00:08:25,057 HE JUST HAD TO GO AND SORT SOMETHING OUT. 134 00:08:25,059 --> 00:08:26,926 Duncan: THIS IS GREAT THOUGH. 135 00:08:28,897 --> 00:08:31,898 - MOLLY? - I'M NOT REALLY VERY HUNGRY DEAR. 136 00:08:34,636 --> 00:08:37,003 IT SMELLS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. 137 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:40,372 BUT SOMEHOW, I DON'T KNOW, 138 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:43,475 IT DOESN'T SEEM QUITE RIGHT TO EAT IT. 139 00:08:43,477 --> 00:08:46,512 PAMELA, IF WE'RE TO BE PALS, 140 00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:49,181 I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT NOEL COWARD 141 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,183 WAS MY ABSOLUTE HERO. 142 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,753 TOWARDS THE END OF HIS LIFE 143 00:08:53,755 --> 00:08:56,321 HE WAS SITTING WITH HIS SPECIAL FRIEND, 144 00:08:56,323 --> 00:08:59,425 IT WAS AFTER DINNER, THEY WERE GAZING OUT OVER THE MED, 145 00:08:59,427 --> 00:09:01,694 AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 146 00:09:01,696 --> 00:09:03,930 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF ONE OF THEM DIED, 147 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:07,033 HOW WOULD THE OTHER COPE. 148 00:09:07,035 --> 00:09:10,269 AND HIS FRIEND SAID, "WELL, SUPPOSING I SHOULD DIE TONIGHT? 149 00:09:10,271 --> 00:09:13,472 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE MORNING? WOULD YOU TAKE BREAKFAST?" 150 00:09:13,474 --> 00:09:17,543 AND COWARD RUMINATED FOR A MOMENT, 151 00:09:17,545 --> 00:09:20,580 AND HE SAID, "BREAKFAST, PROBABLY NOT. 152 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:22,782 BUT I THINK I'D BE 153 00:09:22,784 --> 00:09:24,850 PRETTY DAMNED PECKISH 154 00:09:24,852 --> 00:09:27,587 BY LUNCHTIME." 155 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:29,822 ( mild laughter ) 156 00:09:31,192 --> 00:09:34,961 DO YOU KNOW, JOE, THAT'S REALLY RATHER GOOD. 157 00:09:38,733 --> 00:09:40,432 THANK YOU, JOE. 158 00:09:42,336 --> 00:09:44,070 THANK YOU, LEXIE. 159 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:48,207 Molly: DUNCAN. 160 00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:50,476 EAT. 161 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:36,155 Molly: GOLLY. 162 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,624 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 163 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:42,862 I JUST THOUGHT I'D SIT WITH HIM. 164 00:10:42,864 --> 00:10:44,830 A VIGIL. 165 00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:46,365 MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 166 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:48,634 I'D BE HONORED, MOLLY. 167 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,918 OH, DEAR. 168 00:11:10,892 --> 00:11:13,793 DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAME TO WORK HERE, MOLLY? 169 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:16,328 IT WAS A FAMILY THING, WASN'T IT? 170 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,832 YOUR FATHER WORKED HERE, AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM AND SO ON. 171 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,301 NO. HECTOR... 172 00:11:22,303 --> 00:11:24,436 DIDN'T TELL YOU THE STORY? 173 00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:26,438 NO. 174 00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:30,976 TO BEGIN WITH, 175 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:33,645 WHEN I WAS A BOY, 176 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:36,415 I WAS A BIT OF A TEARAWAY. 177 00:11:36,417 --> 00:11:40,319 - REALLY? - DIDN'T GET ON WITH DAD-- 178 00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:43,322 A HARD, UNBENDING MAN. 179 00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:47,326 USED TO KNOCK ME ABOUT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DRINK WAS ON. 180 00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:53,099 ANYWAY, WHEN I LEFT SCHOOL, 181 00:11:53,101 --> 00:11:54,666 HE GOT ME A PLACE HERE, 182 00:11:54,668 --> 00:11:58,137 BUT I DIDN'T WANT THAT. 183 00:11:58,139 --> 00:12:01,640 UNDER HIS THUMB, UNDER HIS FIST ALL DAY. 184 00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:05,111 SO, WHAT I DID IS, 185 00:12:05,113 --> 00:12:08,413 I TOOK A SILVER TANKARD FROM THE DINING ROOM. 186 00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:12,517 I HID IT IN MY BEDROOM SO THAT-- 187 00:12:12,519 --> 00:12:15,855 WELL, I MADE SURE THAT-- MY FATHER WOULD FIND IT. 188 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:20,893 AND HAUL ME UP IN FRONT OF HECTOR'S DAD, 189 00:12:20,895 --> 00:12:23,328 WHICH HE DID. 190 00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,597 AND I GOT THE PUSH. 191 00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:29,635 THEN MY FATHER KICKED ME OUT. 192 00:12:32,073 --> 00:12:34,706 SO I WAS DISGRACED, BUT... 193 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:37,843 I WAS FREE OF HIM. 194 00:12:37,845 --> 00:12:40,545 SO, HOW...? 195 00:12:40,547 --> 00:12:42,581 AFTER I CARAVANNED, 196 00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,583 WORKED ON THE ROADS, 197 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:48,120 I TOOK TO THE BOTTLE BIG TIME. 198 00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:50,222 I WAS A MESS. 199 00:12:51,692 --> 00:12:55,027 MEANWHILE HECTOR'S DAD PEGGED OUT, 200 00:12:55,029 --> 00:12:58,563 SO HECTOR BECAME THE LAIRD. 201 00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,368 AND THEN MY FATHER WENT. 202 00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:07,706 HE WAS CARRYING A STAG HE'D SHOT. 203 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:11,677 HE JUST COLLAPSED. 204 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:14,146 HEART ATTACK. 205 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:16,949 DEAD BEFORE HE HIT THE HEATHER. 206 00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:24,023 ANYWAY, AT THE FUNERAL, 207 00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:29,161 HECTOR OFFERED ME MY DAD'S JOB. 208 00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:32,431 ME. 209 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,734 A THIEF, 210 00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:38,137 AN OUTCAST. 211 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,875 SEE, HE KNEW, MOLLY, 212 00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:44,676 HE KNEW. 213 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:50,349 I DON'T THINK I'D BE HERE NOW IF HE HADN'T DONE THAT. 214 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:54,186 HE SAVED MY LIFE. 215 00:13:57,658 --> 00:14:01,260 UNDERNEATH ALL THAT DAFTNESS-- 216 00:14:02,864 --> 00:14:04,964 HE WAS A GREAT MAN. 217 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:12,671 I'M SO SORRY I WASN'T WITH HIM. 218 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:20,445 I'LL BE SORRY TILL THE END OF MY DAYS. 219 00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:31,757 ( door opens ) 220 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:34,226 ARCH? 221 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:36,362 LOOK AT THE STATE OF YOU. 222 00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:40,065 SO HAVE YOU FALLEN DOWN THE CHIMNEY? 223 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,800 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MINISTER. 224 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:43,802 I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY. 225 00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:46,838 IS IT ALL DONE? 226 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,673 ARCHIE, LOOK, 227 00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:51,143 - YOUR HANDS. - I'M OKAY. 228 00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,912 ARE YOU SURE? 229 00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:58,217 WHAT WERE YOU DOING UP THERE? 230 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,786 WERE YOU FILLING IN A HOLE OR BURYING YOUR FEELINGS? 231 00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:07,059 I'LL BE FINE. 232 00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:10,695 AFTER TOMORROW, THE FUNERAL, 233 00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:14,533 AND THEN WE CAN GET ON WITH THE REST OF OUR LIVES-- 234 00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:16,535 AND THE WEDDING. 235 00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:19,471 - ARCHIE, ARE YOU SURE? - ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY. 236 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:25,744 HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH YOUR MOTHER? 237 00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:29,014 WELL, SHE'S STILL SET ON THE PAGE BOYS. 238 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:31,917 I HAD TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN AT THE SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. 239 00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:34,519 SPOILSPORT. 240 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,689 IT KIND OF FEELS AS IF SHE'S GETTING MARRIED AND NOT ME. 241 00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,897 I LOVE YOU. 242 00:15:57,744 --> 00:16:00,912 I HOPE IT'S BETTER THAN THAT BLENDED MUCK IN THE LIBRARY. 243 00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:04,049 I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU COMPLAIN WHEN YOU FINISHED THE BOTTLE. 244 00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:05,417 - NOW, LOOK HERE-- - SHH! 245 00:16:07,254 --> 00:16:08,954 SHH. 246 00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:13,592 HECTOR KEPT THIS 247 00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:16,595 FOR VERY SPECIAL OCCASIONS. 248 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:24,370 BY THE RIVERS OF BABYLON, 'TIS HIGHLAND PARK! 249 00:16:24,372 --> 00:16:26,938 ORKNEY, '52. 250 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,108 I REMEMBER WE HAD A NIP WHEN THAT GHASTLY 251 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,942 THATCHER WOMAN WAS BLACKBALLED. 252 00:16:30,944 --> 00:16:32,478 YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING...? 253 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,413 NOBODY ELSE KNOWS ABOUT IT. 254 00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:37,949 POOR OLD HECTOR CAN'T EXACTLY... 255 00:16:37,951 --> 00:16:40,919 PERHAPS IF WE DRINK TO HIS HONOR. 256 00:16:42,356 --> 00:16:44,323 YES, THAT'S IT. 257 00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:46,591 WE'RE DRINKING IT FOR HIM REALLY. 258 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:49,361 YES, IT'LL SPARE ME A TRYST WITH PAMELA, 259 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,530 THE COOK'S WEALTHY MATER. 260 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,665 NOW YOU'VE GOT ME CONFUSED. 261 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:57,069 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MOUNTING AN EXPEDITIONARY FORCE ON THAT FRONT. 262 00:16:57,071 --> 00:17:00,072 PERHAPS I AM. BUT IT'S BEEN A GUIDING PRINCIPLE OF MY LIFE 263 00:17:00,074 --> 00:17:03,142 ALWAYS TO PUT PLEASURE BEFORE BUSINESS. 264 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:07,212 THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I USED TO KNOW. 265 00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,881 Both: HECTOR! 266 00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:55,461 ( snoring ) 267 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:08,907 SO MUCH FOR MY INHERITANCE, HECTOR. 268 00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:23,555 THIS IS MOST KIND OF YOU. 269 00:18:23,557 --> 00:18:26,791 JUDGING BY THE NARROWNESS OF THIS WAISTLINE 270 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:29,761 I RECKON YOU MUST HAVE WORN THESE WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT 12. 271 00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:33,298 IN 1972. 272 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,300 OH! 273 00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:38,937 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG RABBIT YOU PULLED OUT OF THAT HAT. 274 00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:42,907 WHAT WAS IT-- THE GIG? CHILDREN'S PARTY? PANTO? 275 00:18:45,045 --> 00:18:47,746 I WAS HER BRITANNIC MAJESTY'S 276 00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:50,749 MILITARY ATTACHÉ IN KHARTOUM. 277 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,952 PLEASE, DON'T TEASE. 278 00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:57,623 MY HEAD IS GOING ROUND LIKE A FAIRGROUND ORGAN. 279 00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:00,626 SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR STANDING ME UP LAST NIGHT. 280 00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:03,262 I TOLD YOU I WAS BRINGING COMFORT 281 00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,631 AND SUCCOR TO MY GRIEVING SISTER. 282 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,866 RIGHT. YOU WERE PROBABLY UNDER A TABLE SOMEWHERE. 283 00:19:09,703 --> 00:19:11,703 THANK YOU. 284 00:19:11,705 --> 00:19:13,639 NICE BOD, JOLYON. 285 00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:15,907 NICE MANLY PAIR OF PINS. 286 00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:19,178 MY WEE ERIC, HE MAY BE RICH, BUT SEE HIM WITHOUT HIS CHINOS, 287 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,980 HE LOOKS LIKE AN UNDERFED CHICKEN. 288 00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:26,218 SO NEXT TIME, CARY GRANT, 289 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:30,189 MAKE SURE IT'S ME THAT GETS THE COMFORT AND SUCCOR, EH? 290 00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:08,993 ARE YOU READY? WE'RE GETTING A BIT LATE. 291 00:20:08,995 --> 00:20:11,296 ( chains rattling ) 292 00:20:14,968 --> 00:20:16,602 Duncan: YOU ALL RIGHT? 293 00:20:16,604 --> 00:20:18,837 YOU HADN'T HARNESSED THESE PROPERLY. 294 00:20:18,839 --> 00:20:20,606 GOLLY, I HAD. 295 00:20:20,608 --> 00:20:21,607 BUDGE UP. 296 00:20:21,609 --> 00:20:24,008 - WHAT--? - BUDGE UP! 297 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,415 GIVE YOUR FACE A HOLIDAY. 298 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,917 I WAS DRIVING HORSES BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 299 00:20:37,691 --> 00:20:39,858 WALK ON. 300 00:21:02,383 --> 00:21:04,316 EASY. 301 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,392 WHOA. 302 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:14,726 WHOA. 303 00:21:17,063 --> 00:21:19,464 THAT'S IT. GOOD BOYS. 304 00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,035 - WHAT'S UP? - JUST CHECKING THE COFFIN. 305 00:21:24,037 --> 00:21:26,538 - I ALREADY DID THAT. - EXACTLY. 306 00:21:45,192 --> 00:21:48,794 AND HOW'S THE WORK EXPERIENCE GOING ANYWAY, LADS? 307 00:21:48,796 --> 00:21:50,629 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 308 00:21:50,631 --> 00:21:53,432 ( organ music playing ) 309 00:22:15,288 --> 00:22:19,458 TRUST HECTOR TO BE LATE FOR HIS OWN FUNERAL. 310 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,992 AH. 311 00:22:23,764 --> 00:22:25,397 WHAT IN HEAVEN? 312 00:22:58,932 --> 00:23:01,600 Kilwillie: HECTOR NAISMITH MacDONALD 313 00:23:01,602 --> 00:23:04,335 WAS VERY POSSIBLY THE MOST STUBBORN, 314 00:23:04,337 --> 00:23:06,805 THE MOST IRRITATING, 315 00:23:06,807 --> 00:23:10,008 THE MOST MADDENING LAIRD 316 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:12,377 IN THE HISTORY OF LAIRDOM. 317 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:14,579 QUITE A DISTINCTION. 318 00:23:16,283 --> 00:23:19,951 HE WAS ALSO MY FRIEND. 319 00:23:19,953 --> 00:23:24,756 ♪ THE LORD'S MY SHEPHERD ♪ 320 00:23:24,758 --> 00:23:27,959 ♪ I'LL NOT WANT ♪ 321 00:23:27,961 --> 00:23:34,065 ♪ HE MAKES ME DOWN TO LIE ♪ 322 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:38,169 ♪ IN PASTURES GREEN ♪ 323 00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:42,106 ♪ HE LEADETH ME... ♪ 324 00:23:42,108 --> 00:23:44,643 Archie: I'M GOING TO READ A POEM. 325 00:23:44,645 --> 00:23:47,779 WHICH, JUDGING BY THE THUMBMARKS IN THIS BOOK, 326 00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:50,582 MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY FATHER'S FAVORITES. 327 00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:55,186 BUT THEN I'M... ONLY JUST BEGINNING TO REALIZE 328 00:23:55,188 --> 00:23:58,356 THAT THERE WAS A LOT MORE TO MY FATHER THAN MET THE EYE. 329 00:24:00,861 --> 00:24:03,294 AND I WONDER WHAT COULD 330 00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:05,864 AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPOKEN OF BETWEEN US, 331 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:10,034 BUT NOW NEVER WILL. 332 00:24:10,036 --> 00:24:15,239 "OH YE, WHOSE CHEEK THE TEAR OF PITY STAINS, 333 00:24:15,241 --> 00:24:18,977 DRAW NEAR WITH PIOUS REVERENCE 334 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,446 AND ATTEND." 335 00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:24,115 Molly: I'D LIKE YOU TO HEAR A PIECE OF MUSIC THAT IS-- 336 00:24:24,117 --> 00:24:27,886 WAS VERY DEAR TO HECTOR AND MYSELF. 337 00:24:27,888 --> 00:24:30,856 AND IT'S HOW I'D LIKE TO REMEMBER MY HUSBAND, 338 00:24:30,858 --> 00:24:33,558 WITH A LIVELY SPRING IN HIS STEP. 339 00:24:34,862 --> 00:24:36,795 ( scratchy recording plays ) 340 00:24:38,231 --> 00:24:42,634 ♪ Love is the sweetest thing ♪ 341 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:47,806 ♪ What else on Earth could ever bring ♪ 342 00:24:47,808 --> 00:24:52,844 ♪ Such happiness to everything ♪ 343 00:24:52,846 --> 00:24:56,848 ♪ As love's old story ♪ 344 00:24:56,850 --> 00:25:02,654 ♪ Love is the strangest thing ♪ 345 00:25:02,656 --> 00:25:07,325 ♪ No song of birds upon the wing ♪ 346 00:25:07,327 --> 00:25:11,696 ♪ Such happiness to everything... ♪ 347 00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:21,406 I WON'T BE A MOMENT. I'M ALL RIGHT. 348 00:25:31,351 --> 00:25:34,485 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUSH OFF LIKE THAT? 349 00:25:34,487 --> 00:25:36,487 ( barking ) 350 00:25:36,489 --> 00:25:39,591 OH, USELESS, USELESS. 351 00:25:39,593 --> 00:25:43,028 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU SWEET LITTLE THING. 352 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:46,297 - ( Molly sobbing ) - ( bagpipes playing ) 353 00:25:46,299 --> 00:25:47,632 THANK YOU. 354 00:25:52,873 --> 00:25:54,505 GOODBYE, MY FRIEND. 355 00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:04,549 GOOD DOG. 356 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:29,608 Archie: THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING LEXIE AND I 357 00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:31,309 PREPARE FOR OUR SPECIAL DAY. 358 00:26:31,311 --> 00:26:34,112 AS YOU KNOW, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS TO GET THE HOUSE READY 359 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:36,081 SO LET'S GET TO WORK. 360 00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:38,282 ANY QUESTIONS, JUST COME AND SEE ME. 361 00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:41,620 SHE'LL MAKE SOMEBODY A LOVELY MOTHER-IN-LAW ONE DAY. 362 00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:46,091 NO, I TOLD YOU. LUNCHEON'S TO BE SERVED IN THE BALLROOM. 363 00:26:46,093 --> 00:26:48,627 - YEAH, BUT-- - NO "BUTS." BACK YOU GO. 364 00:26:48,629 --> 00:26:50,895 UH, UH, UH. WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 365 00:26:50,897 --> 00:26:53,965 - SHE SAYS-- - USELESS MEN. WE DECIDED, DIDN'T WE, DARLING? 366 00:26:53,967 --> 00:26:56,367 THAT WE SHOULD ALL HOGDOWN IN THE BALLROOM. 367 00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:58,269 NO, WE DIDN'T. YOU DECIDED. 368 00:26:58,271 --> 00:27:01,205 I WANT THE RECEPTION THROUGH THERE. TAKE IT BACK THROUGH. 369 00:27:01,207 --> 00:27:03,742 BUT THE BALLROOM IS SUCH A NICE ROOM. 370 00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:05,944 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MOTHERS KNOW BEST. 371 00:27:05,946 --> 00:27:09,347 - NO, MY MOTHER DOESN'T. - DON'T BE UNGRACIOUS, DEARIE. 372 00:27:09,349 --> 00:27:12,216 DON'T FORGET WHO'S PUTTING HER HAND IN HER POCKET FOR ALL THIS. 373 00:27:12,218 --> 00:27:14,119 NOW LISTEN TO ME. DON'T YOU START-- 374 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:17,889 - PREPARATIONS ALL IN HAND? - YEAH, THEY'RE FINE, MOLLY, THANKS. 375 00:27:17,891 --> 00:27:21,092 GOOD. I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HELP, 376 00:27:21,094 --> 00:27:23,161 BUT I'M NOT FEELING... 377 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,897 - DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU ANYTHING? - NO, NOT REALLY. 378 00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:29,267 IT'LL BE LOVELY TO HEAR LAUGHTER IN THE HOUSE AGAIN. 379 00:27:29,269 --> 00:27:31,970 NOW... WHERE WERE WE? 380 00:27:31,972 --> 00:27:34,973 LOOK, JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT. 381 00:27:34,975 --> 00:27:38,209 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO ANYWAY. 382 00:27:41,347 --> 00:27:42,947 OH, DEAR. 383 00:27:42,949 --> 00:27:45,684 ( sobbing ) OH, DEAR. 384 00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:47,585 HECTOR. 385 00:27:47,587 --> 00:27:49,520 ( knocking ) 386 00:27:49,522 --> 00:27:52,157 - Joe: MOLLY, ARE YOU IN THERE? - NO. 387 00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:54,525 I HOPE YOU'RE DECENT BECAUSE I'M COMING IN. 388 00:27:54,527 --> 00:27:56,828 GO AWAY, I HAVEN'T GOT MY FACE ON. 389 00:27:56,830 --> 00:28:00,464 OH, STUFF AND NONSENSE. I'M YOUR LITTLE BROTHER, REMEMBER? 390 00:28:00,466 --> 00:28:03,634 - YOU ALL RIGHT, OLD GIRL? - YES, THANKS, PERFECTLY FINE. 391 00:28:03,636 --> 00:28:05,804 OH, MOLLY, MOLLY. 392 00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:08,573 YOU LOOKED AFTER EVERYONE ELSE, DIDN'T YOU? 393 00:28:10,476 --> 00:28:13,111 - WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? - I DON'T KNOW. 394 00:28:13,113 --> 00:28:15,847 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 395 00:28:15,849 --> 00:28:18,416 ARCHIE NEEDS YOU, NOT ONLY FOR THE WEDDING, 396 00:28:18,418 --> 00:28:21,652 - BUT THIS MONEY BUSINESS. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 397 00:28:21,654 --> 00:28:23,588 I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO-- 398 00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,523 GET MYSELF TOGETHER. 399 00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:28,159 ROUSE MYSELF. 400 00:28:28,161 --> 00:28:30,161 THAT'S GOOD. 401 00:28:30,163 --> 00:28:32,063 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 402 00:28:32,065 --> 00:28:34,766 THANK YOU. 403 00:28:34,768 --> 00:28:36,567 IT'S NOT FINISHED YET. 404 00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:39,771 IT'S GOT SOMETHING MISSING BUT I DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT IT IS. 405 00:28:39,773 --> 00:28:42,741 THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. FINISH THE PORTRAIT. 406 00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:45,210 HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP ARCHIE? 407 00:28:45,212 --> 00:28:47,245 YOU LEAVE IT TO ME. 408 00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:50,348 I'VE GOT A BEEZER OF AN IDEA. 409 00:28:59,926 --> 00:29:01,692 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME. 410 00:29:01,694 --> 00:29:04,495 NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY TO PLEASE MY WEE GIRL, 411 00:29:04,497 --> 00:29:06,831 ALL I GET IS LIP. 412 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:09,033 I JUST HAPPENED TO MENTION I THOUGHT THE CAKE 413 00:29:09,035 --> 00:29:11,736 WAS A WEE BIT ON THE SMALL SIDE, AND SHE THROWS ME OUT. 414 00:29:13,339 --> 00:29:16,174 SHE WOULDN'T EVEN TRAVEL IN THE SAME CAR UP TO THE HOTEL. 415 00:29:16,176 --> 00:29:19,110 SOMETHING ABOUT THERE NOT BEING ENOUGH ROOM ON MY BROOMSTICK. 416 00:29:23,349 --> 00:29:25,650 Pammy: HOW COME YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS, ANYWAY? 417 00:29:25,652 --> 00:29:27,786 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAME FOR WEE FAT LUGS 418 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:30,054 CALLED "JOCKEY" OR "AUCKEY" OR SOMETHING. 419 00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:32,857 I USED TO PLAY AGAINST MY HOUSEBOY IN KENYA. 420 00:29:32,859 --> 00:29:35,827 OH, AND DID YOU THRASH HIM LIKE YOU'RE THRASHING ME? 421 00:29:35,829 --> 00:29:37,095 SADLY, NO. 422 00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:41,032 SO, JOLYON, IT'S TIME FOR A GIRL 423 00:29:41,034 --> 00:29:43,367 TO ASK A CHAP ABOUT HIS INTENTIONS. 424 00:29:43,369 --> 00:29:45,603 YOU HAVEN'T SAID WHAT WE'RE PLAYING FOR. 425 00:29:45,605 --> 00:29:48,006 OR INDEED, WHY YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ME PISHED 426 00:29:48,008 --> 00:29:49,908 FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS. 427 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:51,810 WELL, PAMMY, HOW SHALL I PUT THIS? 428 00:29:53,379 --> 00:29:56,614 I GATHER THAT YOU'RE RATHER RICH. 429 00:29:56,616 --> 00:29:58,216 ( chuckles ) 430 00:29:58,218 --> 00:30:00,551 OH, CARY, YOU DISAPPOINT ME. 431 00:30:00,553 --> 00:30:02,753 THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES IN THE MOVIES. 432 00:30:02,755 --> 00:30:05,790 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A WEE BIT MORE CLASS. 433 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:09,093 NO, IT'S NOT FOR ME. I'M RIPPED TO THE WIDE. 434 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:10,962 HOMELESS AS WELL AS HOPELESS, 435 00:30:10,964 --> 00:30:14,465 BUT I'M TRYING TO HELP YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER 436 00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:16,100 AND MY ONLY NEPHEW. 437 00:30:16,102 --> 00:30:18,102 I SEE. 438 00:30:18,104 --> 00:30:21,806 WILLIE, ANOTHER VODKA IN THERE FOR MOTHER TERESA. 439 00:30:29,449 --> 00:30:33,517 HELLO, LEXIE. JOINING THE LOCAL GENTRY, SO I HEAR. 440 00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:36,988 WHAT'S A POOR GIRL TO DO WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE? 441 00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:39,057 NOW AWAY AND POUR ME A PINT OF GUINNESS. 442 00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:41,226 THERE'S A GOOD BOY. 443 00:30:42,562 --> 00:30:46,497 - THAT'S MY GIRL. - JUST BLUSTER. 444 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:49,467 I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. 445 00:30:49,469 --> 00:30:51,035 LISTEN, ARCH-- 446 00:30:51,037 --> 00:30:52,670 YOO-HOO! 447 00:30:52,672 --> 00:30:54,339 I'VE GOT THE MIXERS FOR THE COCKTAILS. 448 00:30:54,341 --> 00:30:56,307 WHAT IS YOUR PLEASURE? 449 00:30:56,309 --> 00:30:58,276 TEQUILA SLAMMER? 450 00:30:59,846 --> 00:31:03,915 COME ON. SAVE ALL THAT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. 451 00:31:03,917 --> 00:31:05,850 HAVE A GOOD HEN NIGHT. 452 00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:07,551 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 453 00:31:24,971 --> 00:31:27,538 PAMELA? 454 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:30,608 I'M SO EXCITED AND THRILLED. I'VE BEEN WRACKING MY BRAINS 455 00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:33,577 ABOUT WHAT TO GIVE YOU TWO SWEETHEARTS FOR A WEDDING PRESENT. 456 00:31:33,579 --> 00:31:35,947 I'M SURE THE OLD PLACE HAS GOT PLENTY OF TOWELS. 457 00:31:35,949 --> 00:31:38,082 YEP, THAT IS ONE THING WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF. 458 00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:40,418 ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE OVER, ARCHIE. 459 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,553 CALL IT LEXIE'S STAKE IN THE FAMILY BUSINESS. 460 00:31:42,555 --> 00:31:44,422 I'M SORRY, I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND. 461 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,024 THESE DEATH DUTIES. 462 00:31:46,026 --> 00:31:48,592 YOU WILL LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM FOR YOU, WON'T YOU? 463 00:31:48,594 --> 00:31:51,095 PAMELA, THAT'S EXTRAORDINARILY GENEROUS OF YOU-- 464 00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:53,764 NO PROBLEM. WE CAN EASILY AFFORD IT, ERIC AND ME. 465 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:56,734 - I APPRECIATE THAT. IT'S-- - LISTEN TO ME A WEE MINUTE. 466 00:31:56,736 --> 00:31:58,636 YOU KNOW THAT THINGS HAVEN'T ALWAYS 467 00:31:58,638 --> 00:32:00,604 BEEN SO GOOD BETWEEN LEXIE AND ME. 468 00:32:00,606 --> 00:32:04,909 JUST LIKE THEY WERE WITH YOU AND YOUR DADDY. 469 00:32:04,911 --> 00:32:08,046 I'D LIKE TO MAKE AMENDS... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 470 00:32:08,048 --> 00:32:10,548 YOU GET ME? BESIDES... 471 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:12,250 IT WOULD GIVE YOU A PROPER START. 472 00:32:12,252 --> 00:32:15,719 I JUST WANT MY WEE GIRL TO BE HAPPY, THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 473 00:32:15,721 --> 00:32:19,457 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 474 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,360 WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 475 00:32:22,362 --> 00:32:23,661 I ACCEPT. 476 00:32:31,237 --> 00:32:35,440 THIS IS LOVELY, LEX. IT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MY OWN WEDDING. 477 00:32:35,442 --> 00:32:37,442 WHICH ONE? 478 00:32:37,444 --> 00:32:40,979 THE FIRST-- THE BEST, YOUR DADDY. 479 00:32:40,981 --> 00:32:43,881 OH, I KNOW IT ALL WENT A WEE BIT PEAR-SHAPED LATER ON, 480 00:32:43,883 --> 00:32:46,417 BUT, SEE WHEN HE WEDDED ME 481 00:32:46,419 --> 00:32:50,455 AND THEN BEDDED ME, IT WAS FANTASTIC. 482 00:32:50,457 --> 00:32:52,656 WHAT WE HAD, YOUR DADDY AND ME, 483 00:32:52,658 --> 00:32:55,826 IT GLEAMED AND SHONE, LIKE MY NEW PEARLS HERE. 484 00:32:55,828 --> 00:32:59,563 THAT'S FUNNY, I DON'T QUITE REMEMBER IT LIKE THAT. 485 00:32:59,565 --> 00:33:02,000 NO, WELL, THE SHINE DID GO. 486 00:33:02,002 --> 00:33:05,269 AND BACK THEN, THE PEARLS WERE FAKE. 487 00:33:05,271 --> 00:33:07,238 AND I'M SORRY, PET LAMB. 488 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,740 I KNOW IT WAS NO PICNIC FOR YOU GROWING UP. 489 00:33:09,742 --> 00:33:12,877 I'M SORRY FOR YOU TOO, MOM. 490 00:33:12,879 --> 00:33:14,578 I REALLY AM. 491 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:18,649 AND I'M SORRY I'VE BEEN A BIT SNIPPY IN THE PAST FEW DAYS. 492 00:33:18,651 --> 00:33:20,784 JUST BEEN WORRIED SICK. 493 00:33:20,786 --> 00:33:23,354 - MOSTLY ABOUT ARCHIE. - WHY, DARLING? 494 00:33:23,356 --> 00:33:28,759 BECAUSE I KNOW BEHIND THAT BRAVE FACE HE'S IN A BAD WAY. 495 00:33:28,761 --> 00:33:33,597 ABOUT HECTOR, AND THERE'S THESE DEATH DUTIES NOW. 496 00:33:40,507 --> 00:33:43,641 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 497 00:33:43,643 --> 00:33:46,110 - WHAT? - IT'S A SURPRISE. 498 00:33:50,283 --> 00:33:52,750 OH, BUTTONHOLES, GOT TO GET BUTTONHOLES. 499 00:33:54,787 --> 00:33:57,788 - LEXIE...? - YOUR LITTLE SECRET'S OUT. 500 00:33:59,225 --> 00:34:01,359 SHE JUST COULDN'T HELP HERSELF, COULD SHE? 501 00:34:01,361 --> 00:34:04,062 - SHE JUST HAD TO SHOW OFF. - LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN-- 502 00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:06,864 YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT MY MOTHER, ARCH. 503 00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,566 I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW. 504 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,035 AND I KNOW WHAT THIS STUNT IS ALL ABOUT. 505 00:34:11,037 --> 00:34:13,571 SHE'S TRYING TO CONTROL MY LIFE. 506 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:14,872 THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 507 00:34:14,874 --> 00:34:16,640 I'M SURE SHE'S NOT TRYING TO DO THAT. 508 00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:20,144 ARCH, YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A TREE STUMP. 509 00:34:20,146 --> 00:34:22,280 YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I KNOW HER. 510 00:34:22,282 --> 00:34:27,251 GIVE HER ONE INCH, AND SHE'S LIKE A PUMA IN A PARROT HOUSE. 511 00:34:27,253 --> 00:34:30,721 - I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR BOTH OF YOU. - WELL, YOU WERE WRONG. 512 00:34:30,723 --> 00:34:33,524 LOOK... IN ANY CASE, 513 00:34:33,526 --> 00:34:37,861 THIS MARRIAGE ISN'T ABOUT ME AND MY MOTHER. 514 00:34:37,863 --> 00:34:40,631 AND IT'S NOT ABOUT 515 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:43,367 TRYING TO EASE MOLLY'S PAIN, OR YOUR GUILT-- 516 00:34:43,369 --> 00:34:45,703 AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE THAT-- 517 00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:49,507 BUT IT'S ABOUT ME AND YOU, 518 00:34:49,509 --> 00:34:51,642 AND THE FEELINGS WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER. 519 00:34:51,644 --> 00:34:54,178 I DON'T FEEL GUILT ABOUT MY FATHER. 520 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,880 NO? 521 00:34:56,882 --> 00:34:59,717 THEN TELL ME, 522 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,753 TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE. 523 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:04,122 'CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME 524 00:35:04,124 --> 00:35:07,391 THE ARCHIE I KNOW AND I LOVE, 525 00:35:07,393 --> 00:35:09,026 IS IN REAL PAIN. 526 00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:18,469 THINGS WERE-- 527 00:35:18,471 --> 00:35:22,039 THINGS WERE VERY BAD BETWEEN US WHEN HE WENT. 528 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:25,443 AS BAD AS THEY HAD EVER BEEN. 529 00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:28,912 I ALWAYS FELT LIKE I WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT TO HIM. 530 00:35:28,914 --> 00:35:32,350 JAMIE WAS THE GOLDEN BOY AND I-- 531 00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:35,319 I WASN'T. 532 00:35:35,321 --> 00:35:38,088 WHATEVER I DID, I COULD NEVER ESCAPE THAT. 533 00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:43,727 WE SAID SOME VERY BITTER THINGS 534 00:35:43,729 --> 00:35:46,096 TO EACH OTHER AT THE END. 535 00:35:46,098 --> 00:35:48,799 WELL, I DID TO HIM. 536 00:35:50,436 --> 00:35:52,770 AND I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THAT BECAUSE 537 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:56,641 I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I MIGHT HAVE MISJUDGED HIM. 538 00:36:00,346 --> 00:36:03,047 THERE'S NOTHING I, OR ANYONE ELSE, CAN DO ABOUT THAT, 539 00:36:03,049 --> 00:36:06,184 EXCEPT FATHER, MAYBE... 540 00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:08,219 BUT HE'S NOT HERE, IS HE? 541 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,856 I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING TO HELP YOU. 542 00:36:12,858 --> 00:36:15,526 YOU DO, YOU DO. 543 00:36:15,528 --> 00:36:18,796 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 544 00:36:18,798 --> 00:36:21,098 AND I'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE. 545 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,933 AND I WILL, 546 00:36:22,935 --> 00:36:25,670 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE THERE WAITING FOR ME. 547 00:36:25,672 --> 00:36:27,738 AND ONCE WE'RE MARRIED-- 548 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,241 SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 549 00:36:30,243 --> 00:36:33,344 IT'S NOT A MARRIAGE, 550 00:36:33,346 --> 00:36:36,046 IT'S A THERAPY SESSION. 551 00:36:36,048 --> 00:36:39,116 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT GETTING ANY TREATMENT. 552 00:36:42,088 --> 00:36:45,122 REMEMBER WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID WHEN WE TOLD HIM? 553 00:36:45,124 --> 00:36:46,624 HIS CURSE? 554 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:50,828 HE SAID IT WOULD ALL END IN TEARS, DIDN'T HE? 555 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:54,632 WELL, HE WAS RIGHT. 556 00:36:54,634 --> 00:36:57,435 ( Lexie sobs ) 557 00:37:02,007 --> 00:37:03,907 LEXIE, WAIT! 558 00:37:06,312 --> 00:37:07,578 ( door slams ) 559 00:37:10,216 --> 00:37:12,950 I'M RATHER CROSS WITH YOU. 560 00:37:12,952 --> 00:37:15,753 RUSHING OFF LIKE THAT. 561 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,822 YOU LEFT ARCHIE IN RATHER A BAD STATE. 562 00:37:18,824 --> 00:37:22,126 THE BOY'S LOST. 563 00:37:22,128 --> 00:37:24,562 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH HIM? 564 00:37:24,564 --> 00:37:26,497 OR YOU? 565 00:37:33,806 --> 00:37:36,574 I WONDER... 566 00:38:29,261 --> 00:38:31,094 FATHER...? 567 00:38:41,273 --> 00:38:42,973 WHA--? 568 00:39:23,916 --> 00:39:26,917 GOODBYE. 569 00:39:51,611 --> 00:39:53,944 GOODBYE. 570 00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:31,449 MOTHER? 571 00:40:31,451 --> 00:40:34,685 MORNING, ARCHIE. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 572 00:40:34,687 --> 00:40:36,854 FINE, FINE. 573 00:40:36,856 --> 00:40:39,256 - IT'S JUST THAT... - DO YOU LIKE YOUR ROSE? 574 00:40:39,258 --> 00:40:41,759 YES. 575 00:40:46,031 --> 00:40:48,499 - YOU'VE GOT ONE TOO? - OF COURSE. 576 00:40:48,501 --> 00:40:51,669 YOU BETTER GET READY BECAUSE THERE'S A JOB 577 00:40:51,671 --> 00:40:53,671 I WANT YOU TO DO BEFORE WE LEAVE FOR THE CHURCH. 578 00:40:55,274 --> 00:40:57,407 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 579 00:41:05,885 --> 00:41:10,754 NO... NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 580 00:41:15,427 --> 00:41:17,361 Archie: IS HE STRAIGHT? 581 00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:21,164 AS MUCH AS HE EVER WAS. LEANING TO THE RIGHT. 582 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:23,501 DITTO. 583 00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:25,002 THAT'S IT. 584 00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:27,571 YOU'VE GOT HIM JUST FINE, MOLLY. 585 00:41:29,141 --> 00:41:31,675 HIS EYES FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE. 586 00:41:31,677 --> 00:41:33,878 HAVE YOU NOTICED? 587 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,980 I'M GLAD YOU DID IT WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 588 00:41:35,982 --> 00:41:38,682 WOULDN'T WANT HIM GLOWERING AT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 589 00:41:38,684 --> 00:41:40,584 HE'LL ALWAYS BE SMILING ON YOU, ARCHIE. 590 00:41:40,586 --> 00:41:45,288 TIME WE WERE OFF. ARE YOU READY? 591 00:41:45,290 --> 00:41:48,191 YES, MOTHER, I THINK I AM. 592 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:56,867 YOU LOOK FAN-DABBY-DOZY. 593 00:41:56,869 --> 00:41:59,236 CHEER UP, IT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN. 594 00:41:59,238 --> 00:42:01,371 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 595 00:42:01,373 --> 00:42:04,074 - WHY, DARLING? - WHAT I SAID TO ARCHIE, 596 00:42:04,076 --> 00:42:07,811 AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH, HE REALLY NEEDED ME THERE. 597 00:42:07,813 --> 00:42:10,280 I JUST LET HIM DOWN. 598 00:42:10,282 --> 00:42:12,983 THAT BOY'S TOUGHER THAN HE LOOKS, MARK MY WORDS. 599 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,021 MOM, COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A MINUTE? 600 00:42:17,023 --> 00:42:20,057 I JUST WANT TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER. 601 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:22,059 I'LL COME "ZHOOSH" YOU IN A BIT. 602 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,094 OKAY. 603 00:42:24,096 --> 00:42:25,963 SHOULD I BRING YOUR BAIT AND BAP? 604 00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:27,598 NO. 605 00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:36,473 ( sighs ) 606 00:42:42,114 --> 00:42:44,615 ( whispers ) COURAGE. 607 00:42:46,852 --> 00:42:50,588 MOLLY, I THINK YOU'LL FIND I'VE SORTED EVERYTHING OUT FOR ARCHIE. 608 00:42:50,590 --> 00:42:53,423 HAVE YOU, JOE? HOW CLEVER OF YOU. 609 00:42:53,425 --> 00:42:56,326 BUT HE'LL JUST HAVE TO STRUGGLE ALONG IN MY ABSENCE. 610 00:42:56,328 --> 00:42:58,428 WHY? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 611 00:42:58,430 --> 00:43:01,599 PAMELA HAS ASKED ME TO STAY WITH HER AND ERIC. 612 00:43:01,601 --> 00:43:04,902 THEY HAVE A LUXURY BUNGALOW OUTSIDE GLASGOW. 613 00:43:12,144 --> 00:43:14,311 ( rings ) 614 00:43:14,313 --> 00:43:16,680 WHERE'S THE BRIDE? I'M THROWING HER AWAY. 615 00:43:16,682 --> 00:43:19,549 DUNCAN, HAVE YOU SEEN LEXIE? I CAN'T FIND HER ANYWHERE. 616 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:21,551 THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT HERE. 617 00:43:21,553 --> 00:43:24,688 - ( in unison ) WHAT? - I JUST SAW HER GET ON THE BUS. 618 00:43:36,368 --> 00:43:39,236 LET'S FACE IT, ARCHIE, 619 00:43:39,238 --> 00:43:42,172 SHE ALWAYS HAS HAD A TENDENCY TO OVERCOOK THINGS. 620 00:43:48,514 --> 00:43:50,480 - ARCHIE! - IT'S LEXIE. 621 00:43:50,482 --> 00:43:52,049 SHE'S DONE A RUNNER. 622 00:43:52,051 --> 00:43:53,416 RIGHT! 623 00:44:06,532 --> 00:44:09,566 Pamela: ARCHIE, YOU DRIVE. 624 00:44:09,568 --> 00:44:11,902 Kilwillie: GET IN HERE. OOH! 625 00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:19,109 Golly: ON, LADDY! 626 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:32,422 COME ON, ARCHIBALD, PUSH THE PEDAL TO THE METAL. 627 00:44:32,424 --> 00:44:35,458 - SHE GOT A GOOD START. - WHERE IS SHE RUNNING TO? 628 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,328 - PROBABLY TO MY SISTER'S IN DUNDEE. - SHE MUST BE DESPERATE. 629 00:44:40,465 --> 00:44:42,199 Kilwillie: HOLY MOSES! 630 00:44:53,345 --> 00:44:58,215 PLEASE COME ON, WE'RE LATE. MAKE TRACKS! 631 00:45:16,568 --> 00:45:19,436 OH, ARCHIE. 632 00:45:25,911 --> 00:45:27,677 Kilwillie: DRIVE, DRIVE! 633 00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:29,246 Molly: NOT TOO FAST. NOT TOO FAST! 634 00:45:30,883 --> 00:45:32,916 - Golly: ON, LADDY! - Duncan: WHOA! 635 00:45:36,688 --> 00:45:38,789 ( Golly chuckles ) 636 00:45:45,765 --> 00:45:48,531 THERE SHE COMES! 637 00:45:48,533 --> 00:45:50,768 COME ON, ARCH. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT! 638 00:45:53,005 --> 00:45:55,139 Kilwillie: THERE SHE IS. 639 00:45:56,475 --> 00:45:58,842 ( all scream ) 640 00:45:58,844 --> 00:46:01,611 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ARCHIE, MIND MY CADILLAC! 641 00:46:01,613 --> 00:46:03,480 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 642 00:46:05,117 --> 00:46:07,017 Duncan: OH, NO, THE BUS. 643 00:46:10,756 --> 00:46:12,656 Driver: WHAT THE--? 644 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,101 HI... HELLO. 645 00:46:24,103 --> 00:46:26,369 HI. 646 00:46:31,177 --> 00:46:33,076 Archie: TRYING TO DODGE YOUR FARE, EH? 647 00:46:37,049 --> 00:46:40,483 - ARCHIE-- - I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY. 648 00:46:40,485 --> 00:46:43,353 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO, BUT WE'LL DO IT TOGETHER. 649 00:46:43,355 --> 00:46:47,524 AND AS FOR THE WEDDING, YOU WERE RIGHT-- WRONG TIME, WRONG PLACE. 650 00:46:47,526 --> 00:46:49,993 WHEN WE DO GET MARRIED 651 00:46:49,995 --> 00:46:53,197 THERE'LL BE NO CLOUDS IN THE SKY. 652 00:46:53,199 --> 00:46:56,433 AND THE ONLY FEELINGS WILL BE JOY AND SERENITY 653 00:46:56,435 --> 00:46:59,303 AND A CERTAINTY THAT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY. 654 00:47:01,273 --> 00:47:04,174 I LOVE YOU TO BITS, LEX. 655 00:47:06,445 --> 00:47:09,046 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 656 00:47:10,115 --> 00:47:12,249 I'VE GOT VERY COLD FEET. 657 00:47:12,251 --> 00:47:15,485 - I'LL WARM THEM UP FOR YOU. - YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THIS. 658 00:47:15,487 --> 00:47:17,587 I AM. 659 00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:19,456 ARCHIE, 660 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:23,160 IF I AGREED, I WOULDN'T JUST BE MARRYING YOU, 661 00:47:23,162 --> 00:47:26,296 I'D BE MARRYING A DOZEN OTHER PEOPLE. 662 00:47:26,298 --> 00:47:28,832 WHATEVER MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 663 00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:37,507 LOOK, LEX, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE NOW, 664 00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:39,442 BUT JUST COME WITH ME. 665 00:47:39,444 --> 00:47:41,945 COME HOME. 666 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:55,558 DO YOU NOT SEE? 667 00:47:56,628 --> 00:47:58,828 I GOT A RETURN TICKET. 668 00:48:00,933 --> 00:48:02,933 ( giggles ) 669 00:48:02,935 --> 00:48:04,701 All: OH-HH! 670 00:48:04,703 --> 00:48:07,137 ( applause ) 671 00:48:16,882 --> 00:48:19,216 HEY! HEY-YY! 672 00:48:26,025 --> 00:48:28,691 ( theme music playing )