1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,800 CONTAINS NUDITY, SIMULATED SEX, AND POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,760 IF DEPICTIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY OR INTIMACY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,920 YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING. 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:12,760 Understood. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,800 {\an8}Thank you, Emily. 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,520 {\an8}Someone removed from the library 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,720 {\an8}a copy of the Bible with a highlighted phrase. 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,880 {\an8}"There is a way that appears to be right, 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,320 {\an8}but in the end it leads to death." 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,160 {\an8}Mean anything to you? 11 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,600 {\an8}Proverbs, 14:12. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:33,920 {\an8}Holy crap. 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,160 What do you think that means? 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,920 This has just started. There are Ten Commandments. 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,880 There are still six to go… Bloody fool. 16 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,360 Time's running out. 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,480 There must be something we're not seeing. 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,000 We found no fingerprints or organic remains on the body. 19 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,600 Nothing… 20 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:57,800 I'm afraid we will have to check every nook and cranny. 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,320 All the way to the bottom. 22 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,600 This isn't right. I can't do it. 23 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,880 Cut! What the hell is going on now? 24 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,960 I tried, but really? "Check every nook and cranny"? 25 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,640 I'm fucking dead! 26 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,360 We still have five scenes left. Plus the one with the lizard. 27 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,480 Look, I was raped by a troubadour, I was pissed on at a ranch. 28 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,320 Last month, a bunch of pygmies gave me a bukkake, 29 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,880 I spent a fucking week with conjunctivitis. 30 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,040 I'm sick of your plot twists and all this shit. 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,920 And you, stop staring at my tits! 32 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,000 Look, you know what? 33 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,120 I quit! 34 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,920 So are we fucking or what? 35 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,560 Dude! Absolutely, you're fucking. 36 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,840 NAUGHTY BUSINESS 37 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,000 Pay attention! 38 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,160 {\an8}5TH CINEMA CLUB FETISHES VIDEO STORE 39 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,160 He's so handsome! His pecs are moving. 40 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,000 Shit, I'm coming. 41 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,480 Right now… 42 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,280 What a surprise! 43 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:13,960 Wow! 44 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,040 Semen. Yes or no? 45 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,440 Come on, speak up. 46 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,280 I don't know what to say… 47 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,720 See how it's no big deal? Because you immediately… 48 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,520 What's up? You all speak with Chon. 49 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,720 Speak up. 50 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,280 Come on. 51 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,360 Very well. I'll get started. 52 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,800 Let's see. On my face… 53 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,360 I'm not into it. 54 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,600 It feels disrespectful. 55 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:46,000 Well, I tell you what. A bit of meringue on my face gets me horny. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,280 Meringue! 57 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,720 -Meringue! -The butcher! 58 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,080 My husband only produces about two drops. 59 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,520 It's just a drip. 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,880 My Vicente only comes if I twist his testicles. 61 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,200 Okay… 62 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,240 This is good stuff. 63 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:17,320 Come on, Lupe, tell us, you are among friends. 64 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,520 What about Vicente? 65 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,440 Vicente, how much do you need? 66 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,520 I don't know. I'll have… 67 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,440 Two kilos? 68 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Two? 69 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,240 Less, right? 70 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,600 Where are the women? 71 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,000 Will you stop already! Honestly! 72 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,240 -Step on it, slowpoke. -Yes… 73 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,280 -Leave the boy alone. -Okay. 74 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,800 He's already taking us. 75 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,680 Thanks again for taking us. 76 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,560 I'm delighted with your company. 77 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,160 So, you say you live with your parents. 78 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,800 -Grandma, three sisters… -Sisters… 79 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,440 Fuck, what were you, the Brady Bunch of Cornellà? 80 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,400 That was our name at the station. 81 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,320 -"At the station?" -Yes. 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,360 Have you done bad things or what? 83 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,720 That's so hot, Enric! 84 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,240 Can you leave him alone and mind your own business? 85 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,600 What are these tapes you have here? 86 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,280 No way. You like Alejandro! 87 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,120 Of course, I have ears. 88 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,000 I love him. 89 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,120 Turn it up. 90 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,200 Wisdom 91 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,240 This is my way of saying things 92 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,200 It isn't my work, it's my language 93 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,440 And my friend 94 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,960 Princess of a never-ending story 95 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,160 My friend 96 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,560 I only want you to count on me My friend 97 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,680 Sing it, damn it! You know it. 98 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,400 Let's see if one of these days 99 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,160 I finally learn 100 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:09,200 To talk without having to beat around the bush 101 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:14,560 This whole story is important to me Because you're my friend 102 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,400 Come on! 103 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,560 -Your suitcase. -Very well. 104 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,840 Anyway, see you on-- 105 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,280 -See you Sunday then. -See you Sunday. Whoops. 106 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,640 Just a minute. 107 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,600 -But I-- -If you… 108 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:40,360 If you need anything. 109 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:42,760 I'm… 110 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,160 I'm right here. 111 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,280 Okay? 112 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,280 Well then, see you soon. 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,680 Holy crap, this looks good. 114 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,160 Boss! 115 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,000 -I left you a… -Boss! 116 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,200 It's fine. 117 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,880 Come on, they'll get it! 118 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,720 -Have a good time. -Goodbye. 119 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,200 -Look… -Chon, have a good time! 120 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,560 Goodbye, sexy! 121 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,480 -Will there be live sex? -Stop it now. 122 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,120 Do not look the dirty men directly in the eye. 123 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,200 No, don't pick it up. 124 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,840 No. 125 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,320 -Yes? -Teresa! 126 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:27,400 Mom? 127 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,360 Have you arrived? 128 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,400 Yes, baby, a little while ago. 129 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,800 How are the studies? 130 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,800 Great. I know the mitochondria like the Lord's Prayer. 131 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,480 We'll see if your results are any good. 132 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,440 Calling all strippers to stand three. 133 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,480 You've got a lot going on there, right? 134 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,560 This is an international film fair. 135 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,520 Everyone is here. 136 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,760 Schwarzenegger, and… 137 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,240 Oh, and remember to lock up, okay? 138 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,280 Make sure your brother uses his fluoride. 139 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:02,720 Yes, Mom, I got it. All good. You do your thing. Sell lots of movies. 140 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,760 Goodbye. 141 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:05,720 You finally joined us, hey? 142 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,320 This belongs to Agustín. 143 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,600 If we're entrepreneurs, let's do it. 144 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,280 Turn this off, I can't do it. 145 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,760 Well, it seems like it's getting lively. 146 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,000 Hi! 147 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,040 As long as that Fuckundo is here, like your boyfriend said. 148 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,760 -Not my boyfriend. -I'm Lelly Kelly, and you… 149 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,400 Dolly Melony, you're crazy! 150 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:27,680 Do you think I'm stupid? I'm not giving out my real name. 151 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,960 This is the Port Aventura of dicks! 152 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,440 Lelly Kelly, you have 28 hours to make money 153 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,800 if you don't want to lose your video store. 154 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,320 Twenty-eight hours. 155 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,880 Let's do this. 156 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:49,480 Come on. 157 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,600 Angelines, you can do it. 158 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,480 Asunción! 159 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,520 What do we know about Fuckundo? 160 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,000 Let's see, we know he's a producer. 161 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,120 He has taken to investing in small businesses. 162 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,120 He's is a very attractive guy… 163 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,640 Look, candy dicks! I love them. 164 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:18,440 And that he must be around here somewhere. 165 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,280 Nazario has left us high and dry. 166 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:25,080 We have to convince this guy that the Dorothy is a winning horse. 167 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,200 Damn it, look, just what I was telling you. 168 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,840 Tomorrow there's a pass to watch Alfonso XIII's dirty movies. 169 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,680 Remember I told you about them? 170 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,040 It says they were found in a convent in Valencia. 171 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,440 Those poor nuns praying like crazy, and no idea about idea what they had. 172 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:41,840 Boss! 173 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,480 Boss, where are you going? 174 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,480 Stop, ma'am. Fuckundo is busy. 175 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,400 {\an8}Is that him? 176 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,080 It's just I have a video store… 177 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,320 I want him to sign my boobs too. 178 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,400 -Get in line. -Paco, let's go. 179 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,640 Yes, but… 180 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,240 If he thinks I'm leaving without speaking to him-- 181 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,600 -Hi. Want to try a lubricant? -No, I-- 182 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,120 The flavored ones are 1,000 pesetas, and citrus are all the rage. 183 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,040 Yes, but I don't have the time. 184 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,160 -Later then. I'll be here. -Yeah. 185 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,200 Oh, my God. 186 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,400 For Christ's sake. 187 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,320 Hey, guys, how are you? 188 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,640 Very happy, right? 189 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:32,800 Would anyone like to come up? Come on, are into it? 190 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,840 Do you like it? 191 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,000 How sexy, very good. 192 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,480 That's how I like it. 193 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,240 Come on. 194 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,600 Unisex bathrooms, like in Ally McBeal. 195 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,160 "Lelly Kelly." 196 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,040 Rings a bell. 197 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,920 No, I don't think so. 198 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,560 Fuckundo? 199 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,960 Are you Fuckundo, the one from… 200 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,520 Yes. 201 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,520 From Missionary Impossible One, Two, and Three, James Bondage, Pubic Enemy… 202 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,040 I've seen them all. 203 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,080 All of them! 204 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,560 Well, I heard you moved on to entertainment venues. 205 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,080 I have something you might like. 206 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,160 Go on. Let's see how you sell it to me. 207 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,920 Well, it's a video store in Valladolid. 208 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,720 It's called the Dorothy. 209 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,240 And it's small, but very successful! 210 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,800 It's all about women. 211 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,560 They come, rent movies and talk about sex. 212 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,840 -About sex? -Yeah. 213 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,960 And, well, we are looking for investors. 214 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,000 Fucku, ready? The Baghdad lot are waiting for you. 215 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,360 Duty calls. 216 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,040 -Do you have a card or something? -Yes! 217 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,600 -Yes? -I have cards. 218 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,800 I have… 219 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,720 Here I have three, four… 220 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,080 -One. -How many? One. 221 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,200 Thank you. 222 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,280 -See you. -Yes. 223 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,520 Lelly Kelly. 224 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,640 Very well… 225 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,360 See you later. Oh, great! 226 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,640 To the Dorothy! 227 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,800 And to us, what the fuck! 228 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,800 Lelly Kelly and Dolly Melony. 229 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,920 Well… 230 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,920 Let's not count our eggs just yet. 231 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,400 We'll hear back tomorrow. 232 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,720 He's going to love it. 233 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,640 He has an eye for businesses and ours is great. 234 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,800 -I need a shit. -Oh, for Christ's sake! 235 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,040 And smile, we are entrepreneurs in Catalonia. 236 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,280 Goodbye, Puri, and good luck to you. 237 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,920 So, did you enjoy that? 238 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,760 Lupe, for God's sake. I'm sick to the stomach. 239 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,200 Can you help me? 240 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,400 Yes, sure. 241 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,360 -It goes there, okay? -Okay. 242 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 It's heavy. 243 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,440 I guess you didn't call me just to help you clean up, did you? 244 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,800 I'm off now, kid. 245 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,720 He's giving me a hand. 246 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,280 See you in the morning. 247 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,440 What's with the Clint Eastwood voice? 248 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,280 Oh, I get it. 249 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,080 They don't know you're gay. 250 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,440 And I don't really know either, because I've never met one, so… 251 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,600 You must have a lot of questions. 252 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,280 -Another daiquiri, handsome. -Coming right up. 253 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,480 I love your blouse. 254 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,080 So? Celebrating? 255 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,600 Something like that. 256 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,040 Look at that. Lelly Kelly, like the sneakers. 257 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 I am Penélope, like the song. 258 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,600 -Nice to meet you. -A pleasure. 259 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,560 That's not my actual name. 260 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,000 Mine neither. My name is Jacinto. 261 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,400 -Jacinto. -But not this weekend. 262 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,040 And you're here for the porn fair? 263 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,640 No. 264 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,760 No, they don't want us in there. 265 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,640 But we don't care, we can make our own party. 266 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,360 And you? 267 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,800 What made you come here? 268 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,280 Money. 269 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,160 Hey, I don't mean to pry, but… 270 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,520 What are you, a transvestite? 271 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,160 It's just that I… 272 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,480 I'm from Valladolid, 273 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,720 and we don't have such 274 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,960 modern things. 275 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,600 "Modern," she says. 276 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,360 You remind me of my wife, you know? 277 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,920 -Me? -Yes, I think it's the hair. 278 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,680 Look. 279 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,280 See? 280 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,120 She backcombs it a bit more. 281 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,920 This is my Luis, the eldest. 282 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,480 He'll be a senior next year. 283 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,400 And this is Sara, my little girl. 284 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,960 Wants to be a paleontologist. 285 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,040 And have you always wanted to be like that? 286 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,080 Gorgeous? 287 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,400 Like that. 288 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,400 Always. 289 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,840 I stole my sister's clothes. 290 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,920 And are you happy? 291 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,800 I'm happier now. 292 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,560 When did you really know? 293 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,520 That you were gay. 294 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,680 I've always known. 295 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,040 As I kid I would check out guys. 296 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,160 I thought I wanted to look like them. 297 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,920 Then I realized I didn't want to be the good-looking guy, 298 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,520 I wanted to make out with him. 299 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,960 And have you been with girls? 300 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,960 Sure, this is Valladolid. 301 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,440 But whenever I finished, I always thought, 302 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,960 "Is this what all the fuss is about? Big deal." 303 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,040 Then we went to Madrid a weekend after military service. 304 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,240 We went out partying, 305 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,640 and I ended up in bed with a guy. 306 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,880 That's when I got it. 307 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,480 And… 308 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,160 exactly, what did you get? 309 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,400 I don't know. 310 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,560 What's in the movies. The rush. 311 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,240 You're going to laugh, 312 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,880 but the first time I kissed a guy, I cried like a girl. 313 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,400 The worst was proving right those who called me queer in-- 314 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,000 What's going on? 315 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,480 I also want to see if I… 316 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,720 cry like a girl. 317 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,800 Okay. 318 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,600 Good. 319 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,600 Do you want us to stop? 320 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,800 No, it's just that… 321 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120 I can't. 322 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,560 Okay, no problem. 323 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:23,320 Okay, take it easy, we don't have to do anything if you don't want to. 324 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,280 It's not that, it's just that… 325 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280 I just can't. 326 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,400 -Okay. -Okay. 327 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,320 When you said that you wanted to cry like a girl. 328 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,760 -This isn't what you meant. -No. 329 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,640 No, it's not. 330 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,920 My life is you 331 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,480 And only you 332 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,560 Attempting to explain 333 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,120 I took his hand 334 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:04,960 And I tried to kiss it 335 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,520 My life is you 336 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,880 It is you. 337 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,000 Long live you, amazing woman! 338 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,720 -How embarrassing. -Fan of Lelly Kelly. 339 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:24,160 I haven't sang in years! 340 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,960 Well, you drove them all crazy. 341 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,880 Do you think they're all queers? 342 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,040 Asunción, we say "homosexuals." 343 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,160 You have a one-track mind. 344 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,720 Boss, look. 345 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,880 It's just the two of us. 346 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,960 In a hotel. 347 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,200 -In an unknown city. -I know. 348 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,000 Less of that, we're sharing a room. 349 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,120 -What happened to that guy? -Which one? 350 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,760 -Alfonso? -That one. 351 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,800 Nothing, he was… 352 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,200 He was like the rest, boss. 353 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,280 Like all the rest. 354 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,800 And it's a shame, he ate my pussy beautifully. 355 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,960 -Asunción, honestly. -It's true. 356 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,680 -How vulgar. -It was crazy. 357 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,920 If you had seen it, like a St. Bernard. 358 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,480 Honestly! 359 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,280 So what? As if Mariano never eats yours. 360 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,920 What? Mine? 361 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,520 With the smell? 362 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,120 And what do dicks smell like? Roses? 363 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,840 Well, I don't know. I just mean… 364 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,760 No. Mariano wouldn't do such 365 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,280 outlandish things to me. 366 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,480 Shame on him then. 367 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,000 Pussies should be looked after, like Tamagotchis. 368 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,800 Well, this one time… 369 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,240 What happened? 370 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,960 It was many years ago. 371 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:51,040 It was in '77, or '78. 372 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,800 We had just started going out. 373 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,400 And it was the village festivities. 374 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,520 The fair was on, and of course, 375 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,960 Mariano and I were drinking, 376 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,840 and anyway, we… 377 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,360 Got on the ghost train. 378 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:14,760 And as soon as we sat down, he put his hand on my leg, and… 379 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,320 -No. -And? 380 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,800 -Spit it out, hand on leg and? -Well… 381 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,480 Nothing, it started going up. 382 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,000 And going up… 383 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,000 And of course, and I was wearing 384 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,480 a very short skirt. 385 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,760 And it went up and up 386 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,680 and he stuck his fingers inside me. 387 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,360 I was afraid at first, embarrassed. 388 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,160 But the rattling of the train, 389 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,000 up, forward, back. 390 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,600 Up, forward, backward. 391 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,600 Just by thinking about it… 392 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,160 Of course, then the train stopped. 393 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,240 And… 394 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,040 And we never spoke about it again. 395 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,040 Can you believe it's the first time I've ever told anyone this? 396 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,560 Anyway. 397 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,680 Who knows? 398 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,640 Maybe when Mariano wakes up, you'll get back on the ghost train. 399 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,560 No? 400 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,880 Asunción, Mariano is not going to wake up. 401 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,240 Whatever, but that friend of yours is a stuck-up cow. 402 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,240 It's the face that God has given her. 403 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,240 -She might loosen up. -Yeah, right! She won't be back. 404 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,400 But she left happy. 405 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,560 Yeah, right! 406 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,120 What's going on? 407 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,640 Excuse me, hold my trolley. 408 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,520 -Out the way. Let's see. -Excuse me. 409 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,160 Excuse me. 410 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,680 FILTHY PIGS 411 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,960 Holy crap. 412 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,200 Oh, Mariví. 413 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,120 Does this seem like little money to you? Take a good look. 414 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,880 This is more than it cost you. 415 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,240 -Forget it. Come. -I want this. 416 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,240 The king's tapes are not for sale. Come here. 417 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,280 There he is. 418 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,520 Fuckundín! 419 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,920 Let me show you my catalogue. 420 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,320 We have BDSM. 421 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,160 Why isn't he coming over? He can see us. 422 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,000 Give him a minute. 423 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280 Are you taking all of it to Valladolid? 424 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,400 Of course I am. 425 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,560 The best thing about this shitty place is the merchandising. 426 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,760 Come on, Nines. 427 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,000 I'll tell you later. 428 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080 I'm sorry. 429 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,680 He's coming over! 430 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,040 -Fu-- -And he's off. 431 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,200 The bastard's leaving, honestly! 432 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:31,280 In the end we will leave as we arrived. With fuck all. 433 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,240 Lelly Kelly, this is your last chance. 434 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,600 I repeat, your last chance. 435 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,280 No way. Let's talk to him. 436 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,200 Come on. 437 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,440 -Leave that! -They gave it to me. 438 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,160 Asunción, be professional. 439 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,880 For God's sake, let it go. 440 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,960 -Put that down. -Okay, I'll put it down now. 441 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,200 We're working. 442 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,200 Careful. Come on, he's right there. 443 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,360 He's there. 444 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,120 Look at him. 445 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,240 Fuckundín! 446 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,680 Where have you been? I've missed you. 447 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,000 Lelly Kelly, will you look at that! 448 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,240 -You look stunning. -Oh, well. 449 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,840 Hey, have you given my Dorothy any more thought? 450 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,200 I have, and I see the potential. 451 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,360 -Good. -A lot of potential. 452 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,200 But let's be real. I need numbers. 453 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,480 Numbers? You want numbers? Of course. 454 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,000 I'll give you numbers. 455 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:35,160 Here they are, Paca, the butcher, six movies a week. 456 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,520 Mariví, two, on Tuesdays. And, if she's free, on Thursdays too. 457 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:43,000 Cruz, four, all about the disabled, but it's none of my business. 458 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,840 I have 50 women and rising. So? 459 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,640 We're on the same page now, hey? 460 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,360 Look, girls, you did a great job, I mean it. 461 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,760 But in order to grow, the business needs to change. 462 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,400 Of course. Let's talk about change. 463 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,200 -You have to think big. -Yes. 464 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:05,400 If I invest, and it's a big "if," you'll have to trust me. 465 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480 -Yes. -Understood? 466 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,520 -Yes -No. Look. 467 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,640 You'll have to trust us. 468 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,400 We are the ones who run the business. 469 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,280 But, Asunción, but… 470 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,560 Will you let the grownups speak? 471 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,920 Go find one of those lollipops you like. 472 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,880 After all our hard work, 473 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,560 this guy just takes over? 474 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,920 Asunción, we've travelled 600 kilometers to talk to him. 475 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,760 Sure, but we don't need to kiss his ass. 476 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,480 We built this by ourselves. 477 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,600 Are you crazy? 478 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,080 I don't want any problems with you guys. 479 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,640 -Can you wait a minute? -I'm not waiting a minute. 480 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,520 -No, but wait… -No. 481 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,240 How can you be so selfish? 482 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,400 -Me? Selfish? -Yes. 483 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,960 -Unbelievable. -Selfish. Are you stupid? 484 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,880 I have two mouths to feed, a mortgage to pay, 485 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,320 a husband in the hospital. 486 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,400 Okay, it's about money. 487 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,560 Of course it is! When did I say otherwise? 488 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,960 Damn it, Nines, we created something important. 489 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,160 What's the difference? 490 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,480 As soon as things get serious, you disappear. 491 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,760 -What do you mean? -Like with the salesman. 492 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,040 -Come on! -Like with Fuckundo. And me! 493 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,840 -With you? -You heard me! 494 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,360 You ran away the day of the opening! 495 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,760 I was having an abortion! 496 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,920 Damn it. 497 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,320 Look. Fuck this. 498 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,320 I quit. 499 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,800 Will you stop? 500 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,440 This is very serious. 501 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,800 Very serious. 502 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,480 It's very serious. Thank you. 503 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,680 It's no big deal. Trust me. 504 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,960 This is like a death threat. 505 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,480 What do you mean, "death threat"? 506 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,160 Let's just calm down. 507 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,760 Mariví, we are under threat. Chon must be notified. 508 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,720 I said no, damn it. 509 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,400 We are not going to worry them. 510 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,000 But a lot of things are happening to us lately! 511 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,520 I saw this coming. 512 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,040 Talking about dirty stuff, watching movies-- 513 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,880 Come on! All we do is talk, and that's nothing new. 514 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,800 It was good, but it's over. Don't count on me anymore. 515 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,160 Are you splitting, Yoli? 516 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,360 Me too. 517 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,200 My husband is already very pissed off. 518 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,040 Mariví, all I need is for him to find out about this. 519 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,560 Let's go. We're done here. 520 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,560 Fucking hell! Stay where you are! 521 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,640 We're not doing anything wrong. 522 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,120 What do you want, to go back? 523 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,960 From home to the market, from the market back home… 524 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,200 Leaving my ass! 525 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,080 You should be thankful! 526 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,960 I don't mind doing the shopping. 527 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,840 And washing up relaxes me. 528 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,440 Are you hearing yourselves? 529 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,880 Today it's the shopping, picking up the kids from fucking judo… 530 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,120 -And tomorrow? What? -It's not that-- 531 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,760 It's about order. 532 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,920 And do you know when it started? 533 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,120 Since they all started meeting at the fucking Dorothy. 534 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,320 They've gone rogue! 535 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,920 Come on, Guada, you know things have gotten better with Higinio. 536 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,960 And you, Lupe, what about your mother? 537 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,040 What about Vicente? 538 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,760 And, Puri, where to start? 539 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,640 The other day, Puri and I were at it, 540 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,640 and suddenly, without any notice, 541 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,040 she stuck a finger up the… 542 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,240 Up the ass! 543 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,600 -Oh, my God. -They are turning you queer. 544 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,000 Are we really going to let them scare us? 545 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,360 They're turning you all gay! 546 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,200 We have to resist together! 547 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,080 This Dorothy thing has to stop now. 548 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,520 Our pussies are stronger! 549 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,560 It has to stop now! 550 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,040 -Our pussy is stronger! -Yes. 551 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,120 -Now. -I'm sorry, 552 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,360 but mine isn't. 553 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,880 Where are you going? 554 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,400 No… You too? 555 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,400 But… all of you? 556 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,000 But… hey! 557 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,920 Our pussy is stronger. 558 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,280 What a bunch of wimps. 559 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,280 You're in la-la land. 560 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,520 Do you know what your women do in there? 561 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,440 Watch filth! 562 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,480 And talk. They really can talk. 563 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,560 And you, José Antonio, 564 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,080 you can stop being so cocky, 565 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,960 because the one in charge is your wife. 566 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,840 We were so close. 567 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,680 So close. 568 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,280 And everything I've… I mean, everything we've done 569 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,040 has been pointless. 570 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,960 "Pointless"? 571 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,640 Didn't you say there's nothing modern in Valladolid? 572 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,880 What about the Dorothy? 573 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,680 Come on, if I had a place like that in my own hometown… 574 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,680 I didn't want to be modern. 575 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,080 I wanted to pay bills. 576 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,480 -But it got out of hand. -Come on. 577 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,360 Lelly Kelly doesn't let things get out of hand. 578 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,800 I'm not Lelly Kelly. 579 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,720 Right now, here, 580 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,280 you're still Lelly Kelly. 581 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,480 Gorgeous. Powerful. 582 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:29,400 Look, tomorrow I'll be Jacinto again, the bathroom fitter. 583 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,640 But not today. 584 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,080 Today… I can be outside 585 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,280 what I really am on the inside, Penélope. 586 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,640 And tonight, Penélope 587 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,600 is going to paint the town red. 588 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,000 So, what's Lelly going to do? 589 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,680 Enric! 590 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,280 I want you to teach me. 591 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,400 Teach you? 592 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,440 Yes. 593 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,240 I want to do what they do in those movies. 594 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,160 I want you to make me scream. 595 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:35,960 Can you do that? 596 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:40,680 I think so. 597 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800 Like that. 598 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,720 Mom, where are you? I've called you 100 times, and no answer. 599 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,480 I need to tell you something. 600 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,440 I'm going to the hospital because Dad has woken up!