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CONTAINS NUDITY, SIMULATED SEX,
AND POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL

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IF DEPICTIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY
OR INTIMACY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE,

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YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING.

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Captain, we have a problem.

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Shit! The fuel is below minimum levels.

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Disconnect the NPRIX
and maintain the gyroscopic unit.

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Houston, we have a problem.

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Houston?

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Damn. We have to turn up
the temperature or we'll lose orbit.

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-Let's release the tank and activate--
-Quiet.

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I can think of a better way.

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Houston,

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we have a big cock.

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Wouldn't it better to release the tank?

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Get rid of this! Yes.

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You like it, whore?

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Yes.

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A-PORN XIII

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For fuck's sake…

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I had never felt anything like it before.
A cramp inside.

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-A cramp?
-Yes, a pleasurable one.

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Maybe it's not right, but I can't get it
out of my head… Buzzing all day long.

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A few gasps… My legs were trembling.

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You have to see it. Really.

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It's like a religious experience.

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Goodbye, Father.

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I felt this heat all through my body…

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I don't know, something…
I couldn't control my hand.

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-She starts to moan.
-And he keeps going and going.

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-More and more.
-Pushing.

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-More, more.
-With this energy…

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I had a hot flash…

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That look…

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-This guy, snoring.
-My husband sleeping.

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-And I'm alone.
-With the pillow.

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I'm better with my own hand.

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-I can do better myself.
-Girl…

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That torso!

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-Those hands!
-Those hands.

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<i>Oh, my God!</i>

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-That tongue.
-That tongue.

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-Come on.
-Come on, come on.

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Oh, my God.

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-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God.

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I don't have God's forgiveness.

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-It was at the Dorothy?
-Yes.

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They saw it at school, Mariví told me so.

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Nines and the dwarf know the score.

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-Oh, my goodness…
-I want it too.

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I don't know what it is,
but I want it to happen to me.

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I don't know. I'll go talk to Nines.

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-Do you dare?
-Yes…

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-Once.
-Once or twice.

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NAUGHTY BUSINESS

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Starts with D, four letters.

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"Dana International song, going to the
Eurovision Song Contest this year."

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-"Diva."
-The coolest chick in Valladolid is here.

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-Hi, Gertru.
-Please, Chon. You look good.

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Wild, isn't it?

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Like <i>Weekend at Bernie's.</i> It's crazy.

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Hey, do me a favor, girl.

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This T-shirt always
under his pillow, okay?

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Okay.

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How does he look?

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I'm not going to lie to you.
No changes, but patience,

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comas are very slow things.

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Okay.

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Do you know if his wife's okay?
She hasn't been here in a week.

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Here it is. We're swimming in movies.

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Less passing them around and more renting.

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College girls…

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Oh, my God.

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Look…

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<i>Missionary Impossible.</i>
See, they do have Christian movies.

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With Black guys and everything!

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I'm going to take this one.

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-The Virgin.
-Mari, you're going to hell.

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DOROTHY VIDEO STORE

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-Morning!
-Hey.

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-Churro?
-No.

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They're from the hospital,
I had low blood sugar.

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-Bon appétit.
-What's that?

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-A gift from my parents.
-You're so spoiled.

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I have to adapt to the new millennium.
Besides, look.

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-Holy crap, the sound.
-Polytones.

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-Morning. Churro?
-See you inside.

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-See you inside.
-Yeah!

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Hey, how's Mariano?

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Mariano's still the same.

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Check it out, the boss hasn't
seen him in days.

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-A nurse told me.
-She's been so tied up.

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It's not normal.
Your husband is in a coma.

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How the hell do you not go visit him?

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-True.
-No. Look at this.

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Hi, sweetie. What's up?
Where are you going?

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-I'm here for movies.
-No movies.

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-We're out of movies.
-We're out.

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-What? Those women just went in.
-No, they didn't.

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They just went in, but those women…

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Look, the movies we have

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-aren't for people like you.
-People like me?

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Short, sassy brunettes?

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No, hey… Chon!

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"Amateur"? I don't go for weird stuff,
I'm very impressionable.

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No, ma'am. It just means
they're homemade movies.

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-Like it's your neighbor and her husband.
-Okay.

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Keep looking.

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Hey, Nines, which is more tempting,
bullfighters or Spartans.

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I don't know,
everyone's taste is different.

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I don't know if my Fermín will like it.

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What do you need Fermín for?
You're enough on your own.

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The shower head works like a charm.

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-Oh, yes. For starters.
-Girl!

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Try it, really. You're too much!

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-Do you like it?
-Yeah, I love it. A really good genre.

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-It is.
-Look, this is sadomasochism.

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It's very intense, Chon.

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Asunción!

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Come here!

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What is that girl doing here?

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She wanted to come in,
she has as much right as the others.

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But don't you realize that she's…

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-What?
-She's is a child.

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-She'll show it to her father.
-She's not a child, she's 25 years old.

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She flicks her bean like all the others.

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Don't argue with me, get her out of here.

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Irene, it would be best
if you leave, okay?

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-But I'm not doing anything.
-I know, sweetheart, but it would be best.

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Go on.

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Okay, let's go to the register
and I'll ring you up.

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-We don't have all day.
-Irene!

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Okay, these three. Great, fantastic.

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Of course it is.

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Phenomenal.

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{\an8}FINALLY ON VHS

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Irene, what did you find out?

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-Nothing.
-Hey, dear.

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-Do you have the one about the boat?
-No.

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Next week. But I would recommend
you go to the counter and reserve it.

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There's going to be a waitlist.

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"Angelines and the dwarf know the score,"
that's what they said.

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What do they know that I don't?

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Dad, it was just a bit of gossip.
I'm going to change.

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Gossip?

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{\an8}A-PORN XIII

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Come on, Irene, there are customers!

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Again with the camera?
It's the same thing all day, kid.

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-Hey, are you recording me?
-Yeah.

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-I'm honing my skills.
-Not "skills" again.

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Another just like my husband,
filming all day long.

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-Rewind this. Go on.
-Careful.

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"Careful"…

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So how's he doing?

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-Who?
-Mariano.

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-Right.
-How's Mariano?

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Good, good.

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The doctors say that
if things keep going this way,

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he might wake up soon.
Just like that, "On his back."

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What are you doing here?

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Nothing. Just coming to rent a movie.

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This is a video store, isn't it?

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It depends. Right?

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So…

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Were you looking for any particular genre?

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Well, I like spy movies a lot.

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Yes.

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We don't have spies. No.

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Wow.

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We do have a really good one.
<i>All Dogs Go to Heaven.</i>

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The second one. Yes.

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A little gem, yes.

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It's animated.

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I lied. That's not why I came.

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I wanted to bring you something
from the deli. It's not much, but…

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But I thought it might cheer you up.

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-They do delivery at this hour?
-Whenever they can.

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You shouldn't have gone to the trouble.

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-You could have left it with Tere.
-It's nothing, it was on my way.

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You're not…

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You're not going to open it?

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Okay. Well…

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That's all. I hope you like it.

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Bacon?

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<i>Ms. Nines.</i>

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<i>You look nice today.</i>

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<i>You like the loin, don't you, dirty girl?</i>

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<i>I like it.</i>

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What are you doing?

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No, don't stop on my account.

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May I?

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What kind of face was that?

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I've never seen that face before.

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-I had a hard day.
-If I told you about mine…

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Were you thinking about me?

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Shit, Mousey. You used to like me.

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You're so strange.

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Why don't you come see me anymore?

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What for? That's not you anymore.

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Come on.

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Okay.

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Come on.

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Come on.

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{\an8}Come on.

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Teresa, I won't be eating here.
There are lentils in the fridge.

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-And hang up the laundry!
-Of course!

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-Hi. Is Teresa here?
-No, she's not.

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-No.
-Mom, what are you doing?

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We're going to study.

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Watch out, Teresa!

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Andrés, your sister's door stays open.

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Okay.

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FINALLY ON VHS
TODAY GRAND RELEASE

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-Next.
-Next!

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Hi, sweetie. Did you like it?

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We have a special offer.
Go get another one.

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-Hi, honey.
-Hi. How are you doing?

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The guy is cute,
but the story left me cold.

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There's no ending. It just ends.

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If you want a good plot,
look for the green elephant label.

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A friend told me there was another one

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about a blacksmith's apprentice
with a really big member.

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Blacksmith's apprentice
with a large member.

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<i>Glans Expectations.</i> In period films.
In the back. Thanks.

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What?

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Don't give me that look.

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-Six hundred. Yes.
-Six hundred?

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-Wait, I think I have coupons.
-It's Saturday.

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The coupons are only for weekdays. It's…

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Hi. Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Hi.

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Sorry.

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Relax, ladies, he's a friend.

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Look in the back room. If you don't
see them, ask my colleague.

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-Man, it's about time.
-Hi.

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I'll wait on this lady
and then get to you.

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<i>Ghost…</i> and Fried Green Tomatoes.

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Okay. Have a good time.

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-Let's see it.
-Let's see.

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-It's not working.
-Okay.

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Now, all the rural stuff works great.

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And bring me more cunnilinguis,
those kinds.

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-They love it.
-Okay. I'll bring it Monday.

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-Monday?
-It's Saturday.

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-Okay, go.
-Amazing!

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Who do we have here?

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Give it up for this sweet treat!

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He's the one who brings us the supplies!

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-Well…
-Don't be shy!

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Twirl for us, man!

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-So embarrassing.
-Let them all see you.

252
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,240
Okay. Come on. Well, goodbye.

253
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,400
-Nines, I'm going to pee.
-Great timing.

254
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,920
Take care of that girl, then go.

255
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,200
-Don't dawdle.
-Come with me.

256
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,240
This isn't the line.
It's here. Understand?

257
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,000
Honey, be more discreet.

258
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,200
Be thankful Chon lets you in here.

259
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,160
Irene, what are you doing, girl?
If Nines sees you here, that's it.

260
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,600
-I came to return the movie.
-Okay. Good.

261
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,440
So? Did you like it?

262
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,960
You don't know? There are
lots of categories. Look.

263
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,880
We're not all into the same things.

264
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040
LESBIANS

265
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,440
Honey! You want one of these?

266
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,320
-Can I?
-Yeah, you can!

267
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,040
The thing is, with my husband,
I don't use anything.

268
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,200
-Nothing at all?
-Nothing.

269
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,960
{\an8}-And he finishes inside?
-Yes.

270
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,240
{\an8}And you're not afraid of getting pregnant?

271
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,640
{\an8}Hey, I piss and it all goes away.

272
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,080
Where are you going, gorgeous?

273
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,560
-I came to say hi.
-Of course! Saying hi.

274
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,440
-You also have to wait in line to say hi.
-I already heard you, damn it.

275
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,520
-Don't touch me, I'll cut you!
-My heavens!

276
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,960
Fuck the pregnant lady! If she wants porn,
she can get in line like everyone else.

277
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,600
And she's pregnant too.

278
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:36,040
And there they found Tamerlane's troops,
leader of the Mongols,

279
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,000
who defeated Sultan Bayezid

280
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,560
at the Battle of Ankara in 1402.

281
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,840
This victory was the great blow
for the "Automans."

282
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,240
-Ottomans.
-Ottomans!

283
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:57,200
Ottomans. Bayezid having been captured,

284
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,680
defeating the Mamluks
in Syria and sacking Damascus.

285
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,720
I'm bored.

286
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,920
-What should we do? The test is tomorrow.
-Screw the test!

287
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,360
Well, actually,

288
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,280
I wanted to ask you something.

289
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,440
Okay. I was going to
say something to you yesterday,

290
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,600
but it was a little tough to get it out.

291
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,720
-Well--
-Maybe I'll surprise you.

292
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640
Okay.

293
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,080
I…

294
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,840
Could you get me one of those porno movies
that your mom rents out?

295
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,760
Mom says the door stays open.

296
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,960
-Want the prize?
-No.

297
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,640
Hey, how does it feel to get paid?

298
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,120
I don't know, you tell me.

299
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,400
-Seriously? Did she hire me?
-Actually…

300
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,800
Don't get ahead of yourself though,
because you never know with this lady.

301
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,560
I've got money here for a new battery.
Or a light.

302
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:26,440
Hey, Agu, do you think the ladies
that are coming in here

303
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,440
are only coming for the movies?

304
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,200
I guess so. It's a video store.
Why else would they?

305
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,800
I heard them talking while they were here.
Did you hear them?

306
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,760
They talk about their lives.

307
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,360
If they had an intimate place to meet,

308
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,720
-to hang out together--
-No.

309
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,520
No, Chon, no and no.

310
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,600
How many people can fit
in the back room? Thirty?

311
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,200
We get them together,

312
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,320
give them a vermouth and some bites
and let them loosen up.

313
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,840
No way, Chon. Besides,
Nines isn't going to let you.

314
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,360
I'll talk to Nines myself.

315
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,520
Shit, Agu.
You saw the butcher the other day.

316
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,600
These ladies are so lost.

317
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,400
Things happen to them.
They have no one to talk to.

318
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,000
And no one should go through
certain things alone.

319
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,280
Chon, I put up with the porn thing.

320
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,200
But you're going to gather ladies in here
to talk about sex?

321
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,400
-It's just not--
-Yes.

322
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,680
No. Because this used to be
something else, Chon.

323
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,040
What's wrong with you now?

324
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,640
I don't know.

325
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,200
But…

326
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,960
I don't like the same things
as everyone else.

327
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,760
Well, I already know that.

328
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,680
-You knew that?
-Man, honey!

329
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,080
You've never looked at my tits
and I've tried to show you.

330
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,200
Not even a sideways glance.

331
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,640
You'll see, kid.

332
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,760
But you don't know what you're in for.
Dudes are even worse.

333
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,880
What would you know?
You never even get to know them.

334
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,640
Is that what I think it is? So soon?

335
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:18,880
Your thirty percent.

336
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,520
-I'm a woman of my word.
-Right.

337
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,160
What if we celebrate?

338
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,480
Come on!

339
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,280
Man! Look who we've got here!

340
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:31,440
Nines Gallego, businesswoman of the year.

341
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,920
You're giving me the title too early.

342
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,400
Woman, don't be so modest.
You've got the Dorothy packed.

343
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,600
-Right
-Not even on its best days…

344
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,640
It's streaky, you know.

345
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,600
It's odd that all the people
who go there are women.

346
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,560
Oh, you haven't heard.
<i>Titanic</i> is out on video.

347
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,320
-If you want, I'll give you a copy.
-Very funny.

348
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,360
Well, I'll be on my way.

349
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,320
Good luck! You're going to need it.

350
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,560
Look who's here.

351
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,120
Nines, what a nice coincidence.

352
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,680
-Hi, how are you?
-Very good. How are you?

353
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,480
We don't see you at Mass anymore.

354
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,680
We're still praying a lot for Mariano.

355
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,200
Yeah, I'm praying more at home.

356
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,000
-I have such a mess…
-I can imagine.

357
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:32,240
Well, I'm just leaving.
The children are home alone.

358
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,960
Anyway, it's nice to see you both.

359
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,080
See you.

360
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,360
Okay… I'll see you.

361
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,320
Lying schemer.

362
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,800
One lie after another.
I've never seen anything like it.

363
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,040
What was she doing here?

364
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,080
-Two small anisettes.
-No, coffee for me.

365
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,120
Nines? Nothing. Just saying hi.

366
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,240
And showing off. You must be new here.

367
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,800
-Showing off about what?
-Let's see if you can keep up, Fidel.

368
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,400
-Mariano's wife is eating your lunch.
-Yeah, and she's eating more than that.

369
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,800
Gloria, for God's sake, don't be vulgar.

370
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,400
Vulgar? She's the vulgar one.

371
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,000
Giving adult movies to decent women.

372
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,280
Dad, what are you doing?

373
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,600
{\an8}What the hell is this?

374
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,640
{\an8}It's nothing. It's just a movie.

375
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,840
A movie?

376
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,440
No, Dad! Stop!

377
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,920
Sweetheart, this is dirty. Do you hear me?

378
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,560
And you're not a dirty person.

379
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,320
Tell me about yourself.

380
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,320
You turn me on so much.

381
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,240
Not that, damn it. Tell me things.

382
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,280
-Tell you what?
-Tell me other things. I don't know.

383
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,800
-What do you want me to tell you?
-I don't know. Your family…

384
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,720
-What's your mother's name?
-My family?

385
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,480
-And your father's.
-Mari Carmen.

386
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,320
-Yeah? Mari Carmen?
-What?

387
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,400
-What about your siblings?
-My siblings?

388
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,880
-Hey, is someone here?
-There's no one here, damn it.

389
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,760
-Okay.
-Where are you from? Tell me.

390
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,760
Burgos.

391
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,280
From Burgos, huh?

392
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,560
-What are you doing?
-What am I doing?

393
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,160
-What are you doing?
-Getting to know you better.

394
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,760
Here, huh? Fuck!

395
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,120
Aren't you from Burgos, man?

396
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,680
Hey, your turn.

397
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,800
Fifty…

398
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Mousey.

399
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,360
-Again?
-Leave her alone, damn it. Do your thing.

400
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,880
If the boy's an exhibitionist,
it's no wonder!

401
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,440
And the girl too.
Look at this dirty magazine.

402
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,400
-He looks just like my cousin.
-This guy?

403
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,160
Keep going, sweetie.

404
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,920
The guy who seemed so shy!
Oh, my goodness.

405
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,840
-My Nines wasn't like this before.
-She was repressed.

406
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,720
No. She used to be more demure,
more proper.

407
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,600
It's gotta be the porn.

408
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,920
-Now she's getting a rhythm.
-Come on, boss, go for it.

409
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,960
We don't have all day, come on.

410
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,880
Nines, let yourself go.
Think of my hands, my mouth.

411
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,560
Think of bacon.

412
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,920
-Who's this guy?
-My nephew.

413
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,120
-But what are you doing here?
-She likes him.

414
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,120
Are you close? They're showing
<i>Candyman</i> at the theater. I'd better go.

415
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,080
If you like, I can give you a hand.

416
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,040
Hey, you, I'm right here, okay?

417
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,880
Don't pay them any attention.
By yourself, with your fingers…

418
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,840
Think of me. Come on, Mousey,
Think of Mariano.

419
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,960
Okay, that's enough!

420
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Olé, Olé <i>and</i> Olé.

421
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,800
<i>-Tell us who you are.</i>
<i>-Encarna!</i>

422
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,600
<i>-Encarna, what group are you from?</i>
<i>-Azúcar Moreno!</i>

423
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:13,280
<i>-Please give it up!</i>
<i>-Give it up for Encarna!</i>

424
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:17,240
Olé! <i>Move those heels!</i> Olé, olé!

425
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,480
<i>Come on. Come on, Toñi!</i>

426
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,320
<i>-And across!</i> Olé! <i>Again!</i>
<i>-Come on!</i>

427
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,720
<i>Look, another one!</i>

428
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,680
-Olé!
<i>-Thanks, Dad!</i>

429
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,640
<i>Thank you, my beautiful boy.</i>

430
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:38,960
<i>Come on!</i>

431
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,880
<i>Come on over there, Encarna!</i>

432
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,120
Olé!

433
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,280
Mom?

434
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,240
<i>Over here.</i>

435
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,160
<i>To the camera…</i>

436
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,760
Go set the table. Go.

437
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,800
Olé, <i>Encarna!</i>

438
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,960
Olé! <i>That little butt!</i>
<i>Encarna's little butt!</i>

439
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,280
<i>-Okay, very good.</i>
<i>-Your turn, Dad.</i>

440
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,960
<i>Come on.</i>

441
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,320
<i>Hi. What was this one called?</i>

442
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,440
<i>Toñi. Hello, I'm Toñi…</i>