1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,800 CONTAINS NUDITY, SIMULATED SEX, AND POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,760 IF DEPICTIONS OF THE HUMAN BODY OR INTIMACY MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,920 YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING. 4 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,560 {\an8}Don't be bad, we can't do this here. 5 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,360 {\an8}I'm going to get dressed. Coming? 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,440 {\an8}-Go ahead. Then I'll come. -Okay. 7 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,120 Ashley? 8 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:46,160 Is that you? 9 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,520 Ashley? 10 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,360 If this is one of your damn jokes, 11 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,600 it's not funny, okay? 12 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,080 Who are you? Are you going to kill me? 13 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:29,280 I KNOW WHAT YOU PUT IN MY ASS LAST NIGHT 14 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,800 NAUGHTY BUSINESS 15 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,160 Basically, a yeast infection. 16 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,000 Fuck, again? But I did everything you told me. 17 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:05,000 I quit the pill, I use the fucking gel, I wear cotton panties too. 18 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,560 It wasn't enough. 19 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,400 Okay. So they don't work for me? 20 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,280 Have you ever talked about it with your sexual partner? 21 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,760 Which one? 22 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,400 Oh, okay, we're modern. 23 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,840 I'm going to prescribe an antifungal. 24 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,000 Throw away the one you took the last time, 25 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,440 because it has fluconazole, it isn't good for the baby. 26 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,880 Wait, wait. What baby? 27 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,600 I'm sorry, I thought your doctor… 28 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,600 Congratulations. 29 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,040 CLOSED 30 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:37,960 Okay… 31 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:45,680 OPEN 32 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,600 Choose whatever you want. 33 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,560 Whatever you want. On the house. 34 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,840 We have everything, good quality. 35 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,680 Pretty ladies… 36 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,800 We have big girls too… 37 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,000 Whatever you want. 38 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,280 Bring them back rewound and that's it. 39 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,920 Let's see, what did you get? 40 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,200 Phenomenal. These too, for you. 41 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,360 I'll pass on that. 42 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,600 I'll take this. 43 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,440 I like them with melons. 44 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,160 It's an obsession. 45 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:13,760 {\an8}100% SUBMISSIVE 46 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,360 You know what you have to do. 47 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,760 Tell all your pervert friends. 48 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,960 Yes, ma'am. 49 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,080 -All of them, okay? -Okay. Bye. 50 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:26,160 Go on. 51 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,880 {\an8}Why does no one rent me? 52 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,000 {\an8}Is it my fault? 53 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,920 {\an8}Why don't even the perverts like me? 54 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,640 {\an8}What is it, is it my tits? 55 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,920 {\an8}Your tits? 56 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,720 {\an8}Have you seen my stretch marks? 57 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,360 Now that really disgusts them. 58 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,080 The girl has stretch marks. 59 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,840 My pussy is old. And sad. 60 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,080 How could it not be, after three babies? 61 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,920 We're damaged goods, girls. 62 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,080 You'll see when we turn 30. 63 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,360 Hopefully, we end up in the horny stepmother section. 64 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,520 Ma'am? 65 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,080 Yes? 66 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:35,640 Ma'am, it's urgent. They're calling for you. 67 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,640 Who? 68 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,120 It's the school, I think. 69 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,800 I used to be in the palace. 70 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,960 And the princesses were like my nieces. 71 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,520 That's why you have such a regal face. 72 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,040 Thats' why. 73 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,200 -Come along, enjoy a nap, folks. -Let's go. 74 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,320 There you go. 75 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,280 -What? -Come on, pull it out. 76 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,800 -Here? -Of course, here. 77 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,720 Yeah, right. 78 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,520 There's no one here now, Mariví. 79 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,080 -No way. -Yes. 80 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,360 Shall we get started? 81 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,960 Come on, hurry up! 82 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,240 Her too… 83 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,680 Come on. Where is it? 84 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,280 Mariví… 85 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,040 You hit the jackpot with this. 86 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Stop joking around. 87 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,600 It's not fucking funny to me. My kids saw it. 88 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,320 They got mixed up and gave it to you. 89 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,520 I don't care. 90 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,840 I'm going to raise hell and fuck with them. 91 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,880 At least José Antonio didn't find out. 92 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,760 What a gadget, isn't it? 93 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,120 I didn't imagine it was like that between guys. 94 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,560 Here comes another one! 95 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,720 Oh, it's a little train! 96 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,400 -You're gonna give me a bruise! -Can they do that? 97 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,960 I'll think of this tonight as sure as my name is Guada. 98 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,160 We're going to get caught. 99 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,080 -Why tonight? -There she goes again. 100 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,800 Tonight when I'm… 101 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,800 When you're… 102 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:58,600 Yoli, don't tell me you've never pleasured yourself. 103 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,080 Oh, again! 104 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,240 What are you doing? Completely shameless! 105 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,040 The TV is for the residents. 106 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,000 -Marisa, phone. -Okay 107 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,000 Okay. 108 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:11,600 Right. 109 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,240 Come on. 110 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,960 -This is unacceptable behavior. -No, no, Cristian. 111 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,080 Enough, Cristian! 112 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,680 I mean… 113 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,120 Cristian! 114 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,200 -Imagine Sister Juana's face. -Come on! 115 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,400 Imagine her face. 116 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:35,240 When she goes to the bathroom and sees these three showing off their parts. 117 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,520 -Goodness! The poor woman almost fainted. -Oh, my, foot. 118 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,880 Mom, I didn't do it. 119 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,040 -It was them. -He didn't learn that in my house. 120 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,360 Of course, it's my fault, isn't it? 121 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,280 -I don't know-- -I wasn't going to bring this up here, 122 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,840 out of respect. I wasn't going to, but now I am. 123 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,560 Ladies, please! 124 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,000 Whatever you do in your homes doesn't involve me. 125 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,080 That's what God is for, He sees everything. 126 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,240 -Of course. -But here, 127 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,240 we do not indulge in such vulgarity. 128 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,240 So, as you must understand, I have no choice but to suspend them. 129 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,720 -What? -Two days. 130 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,680 Two days? Not two days… 131 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,560 What the hell do I do with… I mean… 132 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,120 What do I do with these kids for two days? 133 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,040 -It can't be. I can't do it. -Now, if you'll excuse me, 134 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,560 I have to teach a catechism class. 135 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,840 Mother, may I speak with you for a moment? 136 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,280 -Mom, I swear they started it. -I believe you. 137 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:36,200 Come on, you've really pleased me. Let's see what I do with you for two days. 138 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,440 It's just, really… 139 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,680 You're demons… both of you. 140 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,000 And your son is gay! 141 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,240 Mariví! 142 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,280 -Your children are doing it again! -What? 143 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,240 See if you can control them a little. 144 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,440 -That's a lie! -It's a lie! 145 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,000 Two days. 146 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,720 I'll manage, come on. Perfect, two days. 147 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,720 Let's go home, okay, sweethearts? 148 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,680 Let's go home. 149 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,160 Home, where you'll be catching hell for two days! 150 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,160 Can I ask what you were doing with my heels last night? 151 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,960 And with my lipstick. 152 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:27,480 Tell me. 153 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,920 Ms. Nines, need a ride? 154 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,280 No, the bus is coming soon. 155 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,320 It's just a minute. 156 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,240 Come on. 157 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,120 No, no. 158 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,520 My uncle is a disaster. 159 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,520 You shouldn't have taken us. 160 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,040 It's on my way, ma'am. 161 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,680 It's no trouble. 162 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,680 You didn't come to the market today. 163 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,520 No. No, I was so busy. 164 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,400 -Yeah. -At the video store. 165 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,320 Sure, I can imagine. You were missed. 166 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,040 And we remind you that Amistades Peligrosas 167 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,920 will be playing tomorrow at the Lisbon Expo. 168 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,880 To honor them, we'll leave you now with one of their hottest songs. 169 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,840 No, Mom, don't turn it off! 170 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,960 You're not here to make requests, okay? 171 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,400 Let it play, come on. 172 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,960 My sister played them nonstop in the village last summer. 173 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,600 They even won over my mother. 174 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,520 She's not feeling very well, you know? 175 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,480 I'm sorry. 176 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,800 I know it's silly, but now whenever I hear them, I think of her. 177 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,520 That happens to me. 178 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,720 -What does? -With bacon. 179 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,240 With bacon? 180 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,120 My mother loved bacon, 181 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,640 and we ate it every Sunday at home when I was a kid. 182 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,200 -It's delicious. -Yeah. 183 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,480 She died years ago, 184 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:07,720 and so, every time I smell bacon now, 185 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,920 I remember her. 186 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,080 Wow. 187 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,040 We have something in common already. 188 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,520 Friend! 189 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,040 Are your tits flatter than the horizon? 190 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,240 Do you really think he's going to like you with those tiny breasts? 191 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,440 I like them with melons. 192 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,520 Is it my tits? 193 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,000 Visit our clinic 194 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:39,280 and we'll give you the breasts of Marlène Mourreau. 195 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,720 -Make an appointment… -Tits! 196 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,440 Well, we're here. 197 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:44,840 Mom? 198 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,640 Well… Say thank you. 199 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,960 -Say thank you. -Thank you. 200 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,120 No problem. 201 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 Thank you. 202 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,280 High five. There you go. 203 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,520 For fuck's… 204 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,200 Okay, that's enough, man! 205 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,320 So much honking. 206 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,400 So? 207 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,120 Good. But, well, we didn't even see the movie. 208 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,240 You're not going to abandon us as a customer now? 209 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,320 No. 210 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,160 I'm coming back for more. 211 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,800 Today I'll take one for myself. 212 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,400 To treat myself. 213 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,040 -Very nice. -I'm going in. 214 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,760 You're being chased by a murderer and you have sex? 215 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,360 Pause it and rewind this. 216 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,080 If the boss finds out, she's gonna freak out on us. 217 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,080 She's not going to find out because you're not going to tell her. 218 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,080 -Are you stupid or something? -We're dead, Chon. 219 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,400 Okay, Agu, what's going on? 220 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,160 Do you know what tape is in there? 221 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,680 All Dogs Go to Heaven. 222 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,480 -No fucking way. -Number two, Chon! 223 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,080 Are you telling me that Mariví took the-- 224 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,400 -Mariví took gay porn! -Yeah. 225 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,920 We gave porn to children! 226 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,200 We're going to go to jail for corrupting minors. 227 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,120 Shut up, don't freak out. 228 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,120 I can't think when you act like this. 229 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,520 Mariví. 230 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,240 -Don't say anything. -It's over. What do I say? What do I do? 231 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,440 I'll take care of it. 232 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:22,640 Okay. 233 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,640 Hi. Can I help you? 234 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,160 No, I was just… I was looking. 235 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,120 I'm gonna go pee, okay, Chon? 236 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,000 Call Mariví. 237 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,240 Hopefully, those kids haven't seen dick yet. Hurry. 238 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,680 Look, I was just looking for 239 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:56,800 fetishes. 240 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,600 Anal fetish? 241 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,960 Okay. 242 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,120 -Promise me you won't say a word. -I won't. 243 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,280 -Nothing. -Nothing. 244 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,640 -I mean nothing. -Don't worry. Nothing. 245 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,080 Come. 246 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,800 She's not answering! 247 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,200 Keep calling. Until she picks up. 248 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,880 Okay. Come on, sweetie, let's go. 249 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,520 Come on in, honey. 250 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,440 SADOMASOCHISM 251 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,520 Fetishes are over there, okay? 252 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:25,960 Here in the middle is anal. 253 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,600 If you need anything, let me know. 254 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,520 LESBIANS 255 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,200 And make yourself at home. 256 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,760 Such a liar, that Nines. 257 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,080 What a pain, asking me to get in the van. 258 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,000 Oh, my God. 259 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,400 I'm awake. 260 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,960 José. 261 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,080 Don't you feel like a little… 262 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,320 What are you doing? 263 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,480 You woke me up, damn it. 264 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,600 Well, don't bother me. 265 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,680 Well, without legal fees-- 266 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,600 I started researching plants 267 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,520 that are used in the bakery 268 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,160 with a group of other women who share the same interests. 269 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,960 So, we investigated at Tehuantepec, and, and-- 270 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,920 Oh, shit. 271 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,040 Fuck, yeah. 272 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,240 Give it to me harder. 273 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,160 Fuck. 274 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,720 Yes. 275 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,360 Come on. 276 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,160 Fuck, oh, my God. 277 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,200 Come on. 278 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,000 Yes. 279 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,320 -Fuck. -Yes. 280 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,880 Yes. 281 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,840 She's been drinking. 282 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,920 Encarni, can you watch the boy? 283 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,960 He got kicked out of school and I don't know where to leave him. 284 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:33,920 Hello. 285 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,040 Why don't you take him to the video store? 286 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,120 The video store? 287 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,560 Girl, that's no place for a child. 288 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,640 Besides, we have rats. 289 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,720 Rats? 290 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,320 Rats. 291 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,920 You just can't catch a break, can you? 292 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,960 If only you knew… 293 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,600 Can you watch him or not? 294 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,480 It's just that at noon I have the gynecologist, so no. 295 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,560 -It's no place for the boy. -Right. 296 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,120 -Nines, I have to go. Okay. -Right. Sure. Bye. 297 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,280 Thank you. 298 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:17,440 Hi, neighbor, if you want I can watch him, I'm off from the X Lounge. 299 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,200 No. No, thank you. No. 300 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,960 Son of a motherfucker. 301 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,480 But what is he doing? No. 302 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,200 -He's going to eat his ass. -He's eating his ass! 303 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,720 I would eat it too. Have you seen it? 304 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,520 Wow! Isn't this what they call the "Greek kiss"? 305 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,000 Of course, for dilating. 306 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:48,960 For dila… 307 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,520 But how do you know so much? 308 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,280 -Mariví, will you lend it to me later? -Get in line, I'm first. 309 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,600 I have to return it by 9:00 p.m. 310 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,880 From now till 9:00 p.m… 311 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,840 I say to him, "The king was a lightweight!" 312 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,720 "But the queen, so elegant." 313 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,040 You told me. You were an actress, and the Bourbons-- 314 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,440 Shit. 315 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,760 Crap. Loreto is going to freak out. 316 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,320 No, please. We were watching the video of my nephews'… 317 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,920 -Lazy sluts should be out in the streets. -…Communion-- 318 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,560 You're not going to say a word. 319 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,680 Excuse me? 320 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,440 Marisa, who do you think you are? 321 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,840 It's Mariví, asshole. 322 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,320 In our free time, we can do and watch whatever we like. 323 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,200 So stop breaking our balls, are we clear? 324 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,040 This is a private room. You can't be here. 325 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,040 Eloisa gave us permission. Didn't you? 326 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,480 I did. 327 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280 Go on. 328 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,440 Oh, honey, I admire you today, Mariví. 329 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,400 What a tough chick. 330 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,360 Well, so? Shall we put it on? 331 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,200 Mariví? 332 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,440 -No? -This is the answering machine of… 333 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,200 Of course not. Just the answering machine. 334 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,160 Excuse me… 335 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,000 Can I help you with something? 336 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,160 Two weeks of renovations 337 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,080 and it's all still the same. 338 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,720 What's the catch? 339 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,520 Well, not exactly the same… 340 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,440 The two-for-one sign over there is new. 341 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,480 And the shelves are brand-new. 342 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,520 -You're not having a laugh at me, are you? -No. 343 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,080 Okay, I'm here now. 344 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,200 I had to leave my Andrés with the butcher. 345 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,920 My God, how that woman talks. I didn't think… 346 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,600 Wow, Fidel. 347 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,040 What brings you over here? 348 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,280 He came to ask about the renovations. 349 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,280 There haven't been any renovations. 350 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,200 Do you think the police are stupid? 351 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,000 Do you want something? It's just that we're very busy. 352 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,720 Yes, I see that you're… bursting at the seams. 353 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,480 I'm not going to take my eyes off you. 354 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,480 Don't let him back in. 355 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,640 -Understood? -Okay. Yes. 356 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,280 -Have people been coming? -No. 357 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,000 And where is Asunción? 358 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,320 {\an8}METRO CASTILLA PLAZA 359 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,120 Dorothy Video Store. 360 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,440 -Hey, Agu. -Chon. 361 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,680 How's the morning been? 362 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,800 Not very good. 363 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,520 Have we heard from Mariví? 364 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,760 No. 365 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,680 I'm still at the tax office. It's packed. 366 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,400 There's a crowd that… 367 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,600 I don't think I'll be there before 5:00. 368 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,160 Should I tell the boss? 369 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,040 I don't want to die! 370 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,840 Listen, I have to let you go, okay? 371 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,400 Thanks so much for the money. 372 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,440 -I don't care about the cash. -You're the best. 373 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,720 -It's about Mariví. -Bye. 374 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,920 I called her and-- 375 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,920 Clown. 376 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,360 I'm grabbing a snack. Want anything? 377 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,520 Where have the degenerates gone? 378 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,480 Where are they? 379 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:03,520 That guy promised to fill my video store with perverts, and no one's come. 380 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,480 No one! 381 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,240 And Chon? Where's Asunción? 382 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,040 What about the perverts, Agustín? 383 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,480 Where are the perverts? 384 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,600 I bought everything they asked for. Everything. 385 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,000 What more do they want? 386 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,160 Me masturbating in here too? 387 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,280 Where have they gone? Where are they? 388 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,600 This is the only pornographic video store in all of Valladolid. 389 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,280 They couldn't have gone anywhere else. They have to… 390 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,880 Okay… 391 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,720 Okay… Out of my way. 392 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,320 Okay, in ten minutes we'll be all set. 393 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,320 -Are you sure you don't want anesthesia? -I'm sure. 394 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,120 I was told that you came unaccompanied. 395 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,640 You'll have to call someone, dear, because you can't leave on your own. 396 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,760 Okay, let's begin. 397 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,600 Rosi, watch the blood pressure, please. 398 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,720 X LOUNGE - LIVE GIRLS EVERY DAY FROM 6:30 PM TO 3:30 AM 399 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,160 Hi. One for room three, please. 400 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,040 Traitor. 401 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,920 Asshole. 402 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040 Well… 403 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,120 That's it, we're here. 404 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,800 Hey, thanks so much for picking me up. 405 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,760 You're welcome. 406 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,400 You also didn't ask me what I was doing in Madrid. 407 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,880 True. 408 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,080 What were you doing in Madrid? 409 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,640 I'm joking! 410 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,960 You don't have to tell me anything. 411 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,000 -You don't have to say anything. -Okay. 412 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,200 Are you okay? 413 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,960 -Yeah? -I'm good. 414 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,160 Listen… 415 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,320 I also don't want you to think that this means anything. 416 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,640 Okay! 417 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,040 Go ahead and get out of here, you're late. 418 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,920 The boss will be pissed. 419 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,800 Take whatever you want. It doesn't matter to me. 420 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,560 Can I take Chucky? 421 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,400 Kid, for all I care, you can set him on fire. 422 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,560 Sorry, I got tied up and couldn't get here sooner. 423 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,240 Look who deigns to show up. 424 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,480 What are you doing? 425 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,400 What are we going to do? Pack it up! 426 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,720 What? Nines, it's only been a few hours. 427 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,680 -Wait a bit. -I'm not waiting anymore. 428 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,040 I've humiliated myself enough. 429 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,120 The perverts aren't coming, Asunción. 430 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,600 We've made fools of ourselves. 431 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,800 They're all at the X Lounge, watching strippers. 432 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,160 Shit. 433 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,480 Okay, let's think this through together. 434 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,200 -We thought-- -Together? 435 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,840 -Now she says, "together." -Yes. 436 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,760 The audacity of this girl. 437 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,720 You left me hanging. Really… 438 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:25,120 How did I let myself get mixed up in this? Just rowing against the current. 439 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,720 What? This wasn't my idea. It was yours. 440 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,440 It may not matter to you, but it feeds my children. 441 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,280 They'll take away my house! 442 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,760 -You've ruined me! -No, no, no. 443 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,240 You were already ruined. And don't talk to me about money, 444 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,760 -I've been working for free for months. -Let's take a breath. 445 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,200 I should have left when Mariano got hit, fuck. 446 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,240 -Oh, really? -Yes. 447 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,040 Well, then, there's the door! 448 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,280 Mrs. Doubtfire. Are you out of your mind? 449 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,800 No violence, please, I'm begging you. 450 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,760 -Asunción! Angelines! -Hey! 451 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,760 No! 452 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,400 Please don't. 453 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,000 -If you throw, I'll throw. -Yeah. 454 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,800 -Stop! -No, if you throw, I'll throw! 455 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,920 Not at me… 456 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,320 Hey! 457 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,920 What the hell is going on here? 458 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,560 Mariví. 459 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,800 -I've looked everywhere for you. -What did you say? 460 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,360 What are you doing here? 461 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,680 The other day I came in for a cartoon 462 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,720 and you gave me the one about… What You Put in My Ass. 463 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,680 -What the-- -Yeah, Mariví, it was a mix-up, okay? 464 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,920 We mixed up the tapes and that's it. 465 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,960 Yes, Mariví. 466 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,560 It's pornography, but don't worry, it won't happen again. 467 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,960 This place is closing its doors. 468 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,880 Why are you closing? We've come to get more. 469 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,560 You give group discounts, right? 470 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,880 Because there are lots of us.