1
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Okay, Morty, you're set?

2
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Alright, settle down, people, please.

3
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Please.

4
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Okay, let's make one.

5
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Roll it.

6
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Lewis tater test, take one.

7
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Alright, tater, come in.

8
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Come in!

9
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You didn't say action.

10
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God.

11
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Alright, I'll say action.

12
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Action!

13
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Walk over to Bernie.

14
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Draw, Feebers.

15
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Get up, Bernie.

16
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Bang, bang.

17
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Okay, now, Lewis, put the guns back

18
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and walk forward to the chalk Mark.

19
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Okay, now, walk... watch the chalk Mark.

20
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That's right.

21
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Look right into the lens.

22
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Now take your hat off, tater.

23
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Okay, now turn to the right.

24
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Now turn to the left.

25
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Now very slowly put the hat back on.

26
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Alright, now turn to us.

27
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Give me a real rugged gunfighter smile.

28
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Cut.

29
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Print it.

30
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<i>"The kid whirled and shot"...</i>

31
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<i>Fired.</i>

32
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<i>Whirled and fired...</i>

33
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<i>"whirled and fired everything
he had at the phantom riders."</i>

34
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<i>"On they road, the kid"...</i>

35
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<i>A Colt...</i>

36
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<i>That's it...</i>

37
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<i>"a Colt in either hamlike fist..."</i>

38
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<i>"Scattered lead...</i>

39
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<i>"At the retreating...</i>

40
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<i>Dust."</i>

41
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<i>"Scattered lead at the retreating dust."</i>

42
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"Again, Dean bender himself
has asked me to convey

43
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"his Sincere desire that you, too,

44
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"through self-study
in the privacy of your own home

45
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"may someday saddle up

46
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"and join its distinguished alumni,

47
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"many of whom make up to $8,000 a year.

48
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"The Dean has also asked me to remind you

49
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"that a $25 remittance...
Cash, stamps, or money order...

50
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"will assure you a place

51
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"in our corral
of first semester home-learners.

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Welcome, partner."

53
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"Signed..."

54
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"James Stokes, registrar."

55
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Read that part again

56
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about the silver-veined mountains.

57
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"Located in titan, Nevada,
at the foot of the beautiful

58
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"silver-veined shoshone mountains,

59
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"the university of titan
correspondence school division

60
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"is pleased to announce
acceptance of your application

61
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"to study by mail

62
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with America's select fraternity
of western writers."

63
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Every time a man gets something together,

64
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there's another fella

65
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just as ready to take it away from him.

66
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I want to know what this means.

67
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It means instead of mailing
my lessons in,

68
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I'm gonna take my crop money
out to titan and sign up.

69
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Maybe hang around the campus
for a while, study there,

70
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see what the real west is like.

71
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It's what I want to do.
I've figured it all out.

72
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I have.

73
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Hello?

74
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Hello?

75
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I've got ears. You don't have to holler.

76
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I want to know where I am.

77
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Titan, n-e-v... short for Nevada.

78
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Over there... California.

79
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I thought since there wasn't any horses

80
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or anything really western

81
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that maybe I didn't come far enough.

82
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However, I did notice your
buffalo head you got up there.

83
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Still see many of them around, do you?

84
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I ain't never seen one in my life.

85
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There ain't been a buffalo
around here since the turn.

86
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Some fancy mover left that thing
in the freight room

87
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18 years ago.

88
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Anyhow, I'm lookin' for Dean bender.

89
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You got any idea

90
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how many old farts there are
runnin' around up there?

91
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Yeah, but he's...

92
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I told ya, I didn't know him!

93
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I have a letter saying
the university of titan...

94
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You want the university.

95
00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,692
Well, hell, you can see it from here.

96
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You can? Funny, I didn't notice it.

97
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Not over there... here.

98
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Boxes 17 to 24.

99
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That's a school?

100
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Be a tight squeeze gettin' ya
in there, wouldn't it, Sonny?

101
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They told me there was
a university out here,

102
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damn it... nestled at the foot

103
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of the silver-veined shoshone mountains.

104
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Dean bender himself
wrote the letter personally...

105
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You get your claws off there.

106
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This whole thing
is protected by the government.

107
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You want some federal people comin',

108
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crawlin' all over your ass?!

109
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Listen, I'm gonna level with you.

110
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This thing you're after
is really a post-office box.

111
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Once a week, two guys come
in here and pick up the mail,

112
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and there ain't no university...

113
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Not around here there ain't.

114
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What you'd better do is go on home.

115
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You got a lot to learn.

116
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Hey...

117
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Anybody else get off the train?

118
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Just me and an old couple.

119
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The woman had a blue dress on
with polka dots.

120
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The man...
60, 65 years of age, moon-faced,

121
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wore a dark suit and brown soiled shoes.

122
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A man in my line gets paid
to notice details like that.

123
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What kind of line are ya in?

124
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I'm a writer.

125
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I come here to get a firsthand
look at the west and study.

126
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,907
A lot of writers get rejected

127
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,453
simply because they don't have
enough experience

128
00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:05,343
with the material they're workin' with.

129
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,847
You can't take things out
if you don't put them in.

130
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,081
Most of the good stuff I do

131
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:13,618
comes out of times just like this.

132
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,655
There's no such thing
as wasted time for a writer.

133
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,156
He's always thinking.

134
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:21,059
I'll just sit here and think.

135
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,461
I mentioned that I'm a writer, didn't I?

136
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Generally I make it a point
not to talk too much.

137
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,000
Maybe it's the climate.

138
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,201
I like new climates.

139
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New things help the imagination.

140
00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,139
Right now, for instance...

141
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Maybe I see a guy comin' in here
with a long whip...

142
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,377
Real character.

143
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I figure the west
is full of interesting people.

144
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,216
It's easy to make 'em up.

145
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,486
Anyway, that is the start of
a damn good yarn right there...

146
00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,155
A guy with a whip.

147
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Somethin' like that could be
worth money, don't ya think?

148
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,897
Yeah?

149
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:00,866
In a minute.

150
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,233
Alright.

151
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,406
Remind me to put "no stamps accepted"

152
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,842
in the next ad.

153
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,288
You want to know something personal?

154
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,279
What I want is some assistance.

155
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,318
The door.

156
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,559
Who's the new guest in the lobby?

157
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,893
Some poor farmer

158
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,229
your phony-baloney ad suckered out here.

159
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,365
He thinks there's really a college.

160
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,679
The ad said it was
a correspondence school.

161
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,603
It didn't say come out here.

162
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,771
Pathetic.

163
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,239
It takes all kinds.

164
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,442
Now, look, we pay you
to go down to the station

165
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,611
to ferret out
incoming postal authorities,

166
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,447
not set up a traveler's aid
for wandering farm boys.

167
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,788
I better check on him.

168
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,224
These postal people are trained.

169
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,126
Sure he's got a whip alright.

170
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,027
Dandy.

171
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,695
He knows how to use it, too.

172
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,964
You can tell it from his eyes, easy...

173
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,766
A sure tip-off.

174
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,336
Dangerous man, killer, bullwhacker.

175
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,440
God, he takes that thing and...

176
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,808
Whack!

177
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,310
Whammo!

178
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,080
Takes it and... crack!

179
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,450
Crack!

180
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,790
Crack!

181
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,831
I was just acting out that story
I was telling you about.

182
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,332
He's a writer.

183
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,403
A writer.

184
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,474
Zane grey does that, too.

185
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,575
One thing leads to another

186
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,444
and pretty soon he's got himself a story.

187
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,379
You writin' a book?

188
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:59,017
Short stories at the present.

189
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,052
Well, good luck.

190
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,687
Thank you.

191
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,055
Thank you.

192
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,802
A total rube.

193
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,939
Strange one, though.

194
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,876
Think he has any money?

195
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:29,047
Now, that would be the most
idiotic thing you could pull.

196
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,381
Stay away from him.

197
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,549
I mean it.

198
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,086
You sleep here.

199
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,092
Where are you staying?

200
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,527
None of your business.

201
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,964
I was hoping we could,
get to know one another.

202
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,799
Lie down and cool off.

203
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,524
Alright, now...

204
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,859
Who is it?

205
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:17,128
God damn it, I want to know who it is!

206
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,832
Holy Jesus!

207
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,201
What do you want?!

208
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,004
Just tell me what you want.

209
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,106
Just tell me what you want!

210
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,809
You want my typewriter?

211
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,444
You're probably in the wrong room!

212
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,777
Hey, wait a minute.

213
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,011
Hey, wait, fella, wait.

214
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,713
What are you doing in there?

215
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,748
Stop that.

216
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,015
Hold it! Hold it a minute!

217
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,284
What do you think you're doing, anyway?!

218
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,485
You fool!

219
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,753
What's the matter with you?

220
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:17,889
Hey! Hey, stop! Thief!

221
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,958
Hey, stop that man!

222
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,772
Forget him.

223
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,977
He'll never survive out there.

224
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,379
We'll drop by tomorrow
and pick up the body.

225
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,489
♪ Git along, little dogies

226
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,161
♪ yippy ti yi yo

227
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,497
♪ git along, little dogies

228
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,571
♪ it's your misfortune
and none of my own ♪

229
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,873
♪ Yippy ti yi yo

230
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,476
♪ git along, little dogies

231
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,481
♪ it's your misfortune

232
00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:01,686
♪ and you know that Wyoming
will be your new home ♪

233
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,922
♪ Yippy ti yi yi!

234
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,795
♪ Little dogies

235
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,300
♪ go home, little dogies

236
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,238
♪ yippy ti

237
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,028
he rode where nobody else rode.

238
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,399
He stared that face right in the eyes

239
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,768
and he defied it.

240
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,204
There was no one quite like the kid

241
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,604
for quickness and everything else.

242
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,206
He was a wonder.

243
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,643
He led... he led a dream life...

244
00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,877
A life of no ease.

245
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,839
Hey, there.

246
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,109
Hey, mister,
you can thank your lucky stars

247
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,644
you weren't run over a moment ago.

248
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,446
You fellas cowboys?

249
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,217
Howard, we gotta go.

250
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,384
Yeah.

251
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,422
Come on, friend.

252
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,523
Get up here.

253
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,567
Hang on just a little longer now.

254
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,236
He's alright, Howard.

255
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,841
Hey, Jackson,
give us a hand here, will ya?

256
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,510
Give us a hand here.

257
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,245
Who you got there, Howard?

258
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,481
Easy with him, now... easy, easy.

259
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,349
Got him?

260
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,817
Yeah, we got him.

261
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,287
Where'd you come from, boy?

262
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,894
What is all this?

263
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,796
You seen pictures, ain't ya? Theaters?

264
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,665
Well, that's what you're lookin' at.

265
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,267
This is talkin' pictures.

266
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,903
This is the real thing.

267
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,842
You mean you guys ain't cowboys?

268
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,143
Well, sure, we're cowboys.

269
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,579
What do you suppose we are, weasels?

270
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,916
Look at that guy's face right there.

271
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,652
Show him your profile, Wally.

272
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,788
Now, don't that look
like a western type to you?

273
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,491
That right there is a cowboy's face.

274
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,792
Wreaks character.

275
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,528
That's what they told me... wreaks.

276
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,096
What happened?

277
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,043
Unless this gentleman's
got something to say about it,

278
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,669
it ain't nobody's business but his own.

279
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,970
Hey, trouty, over here.

280
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:06,804
Yeah.

281
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,639
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

282
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,874
She'll fix you up.

283
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,709
Come on, boys? Let's move it.

284
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,811
Just one more setup. Give me a break.

285
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,047
Go on, move it to the corral.

286
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,548
Ew. You alright?

287
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,652
Alright, let's go. Come on.

288
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,065
Who's your milliner?

289
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,236
Where did you get your... Hat?

290
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,105
My god!

291
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,243
What'd you do to your noggin?

292
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,911
I don't know.

293
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,115
I was asleep in a hotel,
and the next thing I knew,

294
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,218
a bandit was in my room beating on me.

295
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,355
Probably trying to steal my typewriter.

296
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,991
I escaped into the desert
where the cowboys found me,

297
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,593
wandering parched and thirsty
across the barren waste.

298
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,130
"Parched and thirsty
across the barren waste"?

299
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,267
Who talks like that?

300
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,368
I'm a writer...

301
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,569
Western prose.

302
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,971
Well, listen I'm not an m.D.,

303
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:17,808
but I've got some tincture
of iodine in the truck, okay?

304
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,777
It's gonna burn like hell, though.

305
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,312
Wounds suffered in tropical climes

306
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,582
can all too swiftly
become nasty infections.

307
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,286
In the chops.

308
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,754
In the slats, Lyle.

309
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,989
Right in the slats, now.

310
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:35,393
In the teeth.
Get him right in the teeth, now.

311
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,360
Watch his feet.

312
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,096
Watch his feet, Lyle.

313
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,631
Watch his feet.

314
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,433
He's a punk, he's a punk.

315
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,536
He's a punk, Lyle. He's a punk.

316
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,838
I need a little facial expressions.

317
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,507
In the kisser, now, in the kisser.

318
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,208
Get him one in the chops.

319
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,343
And down.

320
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,077
You got it.

321
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,145
Down.

322
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,614
Down, Lyle.

323
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,149
Down, Lyle!

324
00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,184
And on him.

325
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,185
Gunshot.

326
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,553
Gunshot!

327
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,122
Gunshot!

328
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,025
God damn it, what a couple of apes!

329
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,828
Don't you guys listen to anything?!

330
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,972
Lyle, give me another take?

331
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:22,840
I'm sorry.

332
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,842
Try it again, Lyle, please.

333
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,277
Lyle?

334
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,745
Hey, Lyle?

335
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,380
Lyle, I'm sorry, Lyle.

336
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,881
Will ya give me another take?

337
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,616
Give me another take.

338
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,891
Hey, kid.

339
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,626
Hey, kid, train's leavin'.

340
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,732
We're movin' out.

341
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,633
Where are you goin'?

342
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,602
We're goin' back to L.A.

343
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:56,140
I don't know where I'm going, really.

344
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:59,477
Well, you want a lift, you're welcome.

345
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,979
Sure thing. Can't stick around here.

346
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,080
Okay.

347
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,616
Once we get there, you're on your own.

348
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,151
Fair enough.

349
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:08,519
Thank you.

350
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,924
Hollywood.

351
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,236
I killed ol' Jackson
smartly today, didn't I, Jack?

352
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,538
I guess.

353
00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:04,875
Hey, Jackson, how come
you <i>alw</i> get it first?

354
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,112
I don't <i>always</i> get it first.

355
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,747
The hell you don't.

356
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,682
He gets it first 'cause he's ugly

357
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:13,651
and they want to get rid of him quick.

358
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,152
I heard 'em talkin' about it.

359
00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:16,587
You know, if this great land

360
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,056
had been filled
with tiny turds like yourself

361
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,558
runnin' around in leather vests

362
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,460
and shootin' their mouths off,

363
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,628
it would still belong to Mr. red man.

364
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,999
Give me that bottle.

365
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,202
How much does this kind of work pay?

366
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,439
Depends on what you do and how you do it.

367
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,441
Take a fall, that's so much.

368
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,510
If you get one in the gut,
that's somethin' else.

369
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,213
Depends, too, on if they like ya.

370
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,747
Me, they like.

371
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,449
You the star of this picture?

372
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,987
Yeah, I'm the star.

373
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:54,024
That's why I'm ridin' back here
with these shitkickers.

374
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,330
Now, they're up there somewhere
in the buick.

375
00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,764
That's where the money is.

376
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,501
Is it?

377
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,570
Wads of it.

378
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,640
Ask ol' Howard how it feels
to be ridin' up front.

379
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,012
I hear it's pretty grand.

380
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,141
- Goodnight, Jackson.
- Bye, Howard.

381
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,610
- See ya, Sam.
- Goodnight, boys.

382
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,678
Vaya con dios.

383
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,547
Adios, kid.

384
00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,615
So long, fellas.

385
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,716
Thanks a lot.

386
00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,084
Okay, kid.

387
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:59,123
Well, I'd have you come in, kid,

388
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,825
but I've, I've got company.

389
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:02,927
Same here, kid.

390
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,428
Well, that's perfectly fine.

391
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,863
I understand.

392
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:09,033
There's a half-dozen
boardinghouses over there.

393
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,001
Is that right?

394
00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:14,506
Goodnight.

395
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,173
See you fellas later.

396
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,792
Hoo-hoo!

397
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,109
<i>"He found himself..."</i>

398
00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:04,581
<i>"In a tropical..."</i>

399
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,485
<i>"Hellhole of savages..."</i>

400
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:16,160
<i>"...living by his wits..."</i>

401
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,797
<i>"And prairie cunning..."</i>

402
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:27,204
<i>"He met the challenge
of this womanless land"...</i>

403
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,709
<i>Womanless land.</i>

404
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,778
<i>Womanless.</i>

405
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,830
Hello.

406
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:58,869
Do you just walk in places unannounced?

407
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,405
Well, the guys up front
said she was back here.

408
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,040
Ignore him. He's dyspeptic.

409
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:08,112
Hey, how's that bump doin',

410
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:11,148
it's about flat, thanks...

411
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,783
Sort of like my wallet.

412
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,625
I'm looking for a job.

413
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:24,328
You and the rest of the country.

414
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,364
I suppose you're a cowboy?

415
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:28,799
I know a lot about them 'course.

416
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,568
Basically, however, I'm a writer.

417
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,570
Yeah, that's right...

418
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:36,073
Western prose.

419
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,474
I was wondering... it struck me...

420
00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,042
Somebody must write your...

421
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,078
"Scenario" is the word
you're searching for.

422
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,380
That's it... scenarios.
Somebody must write 'em.

423
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,215
Yeah, well, somebody does.

424
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:48,218
These days it's usually Kessler,
the boss himself.

425
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:50,053
The writers we used to use are all out

426
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,089
on Santa Monica boulevard sellin' apples.

427
00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,461
You want one?

428
00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:58,829
Thanks.

429
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,669
Listen, I've got my own typewriter.

430
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,273
Sorry, partner. It doesn't mean a thing.

431
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,809
If you don't have any writing positions,

432
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,321
maybe there's something else I can do,

433
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,113
something where I can soak up
a little western atmosphere.

434
00:30:19,752 --> 00:30:21,118
Can you ride a horse?

435
00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,452
Sure.

436
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,689
Look, fill this out.

437
00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,558
Put your name,
place where we can reach ya.

438
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,560
I don't know.

439
00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,898
Western atmosphere?

440
00:30:36,969 --> 00:30:39,837
Kid, are you handy with your mitts?

441
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,004
Sure.

442
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,440
Think you can deal
with tough, ornery cowpokes

443
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,741
day in and day out?

444
00:30:44,777 --> 00:30:45,943
I know I can.

445
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,212
Howard, there's nothin' around.

446
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:51,648
Got to be room for a kid
like this at the rio.

447
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,952
Why don't you give 'em a jingle?

448
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:57,354
The rio? That sounds swell.
Is it a ranch?

449
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:28,919
Hey, where you been hidin'?

450
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:31,188
Nowhere. I only
just started here this morning.

451
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,090
Hard times?

452
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,058
A guy like you washin' dishes.

453
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,427
There gonna have me
doin' somethin' else later.

454
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,196
You're not the type, right?

455
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,233
I can tell a lot about a man
from little things...

456
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:47,404
The way he moves,
the way he uses his hands.

457
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,273
That sort of thing.

458
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,941
Observation...

459
00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:53,443
That's the chief way
you learn things about people.

460
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,711
You, for instance,

461
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:58,482
you got a kind of artistic way about you.

462
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,984
What are you, a musician?

463
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,389
Well, then, let's see.

464
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,556
The manager.

465
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:10,227
I dare say I'll catch it.

466
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,528
A writer!

467
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,730
I'm a western writer.

468
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,899
I knew it was somethin' like that.

469
00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,014
Who is it?

470
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,416
Mrs. stern.

471
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,087
What do you want?

472
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,289
You got a call.

473
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,900
You have a call for me?

474
00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:51,935
That's what she says.

475
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,074
When you hear my whistle,
I want to see gunfire...

476
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,408
Lots of it.

477
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,877
Keep it up until you hear
my second whistle.

478
00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:01,878
Jackson...

479
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:04,748
Jackson, you take the first bullet.

480
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:10,687
Then Wally... And you, kid.

481
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:11,922
Space it out.

482
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:13,590
Burt.

483
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,194
Men, keep it simple,
but make me believe it.

484
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,528
Everyone got that?

485
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,530
Okay, no mistakes, please.

486
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:23,333
Everyone up on the hill
and behind your rock.

487
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:25,002
Move your asses!

488
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,245
First Jackson and then Wally and then me,

489
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,179
wasn't that it?

490
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,547
Correct.

491
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,486
I think I'm gonna take one
right through the forehead.

492
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,724
The forehead's terrible, it's awful.

493
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,394
In this business, a man
gets shot through the heart.

494
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,230
It's clean. Unless, of course,
they're lookin' to graze him,

495
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:56,566
in which case the gun hand
or the shoulder is acceptable.

496
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:04,408
The leaded messenger of death
took the kid by surprise,

497
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,976
driving deep into his shoulder.

498
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:13,550
Although the pain was enormous,
he did not fall.

499
00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:16,119
Howard...

500
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,554
Yeah?

501
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:20,123
Do you think this outfit looks alright?

502
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:22,292
The fit seems kind of tight.

503
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,875
What do you think of trouty, Howard?

504
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:42,012
I mean, in terms
of general attractiveness.

505
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:46,616
Walkin' around in slacks
the way she does,

506
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:48,452
woman like that's hard to tell.

507
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:53,657
Could be her sexual interests
are deviant.

508
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,897
I know Kessler's been chasin'
her ass for years

509
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:02,599
without success.

510
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,401
'Course, that's Kessler.

511
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:05,802
Everybody ready?

512
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,774
Roll it.

513
00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,691
I'm rushin' him.

514
00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:28,892
Stay here!

515
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:30,260
Aha!

516
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,347
In the rocks, you dumb putz!

517
00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,382
Burt, no, he's just a kid.

518
00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,350
Burt, you promised me.

519
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,118
Burt, please.

520
00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:55,986
He's just a kid.

521
00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:56,920
I'll kill him!

522
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,054
No, he's just a kid.

523
00:35:58,090 --> 00:35:59,055
Burt, you promised me.

524
00:35:59,091 --> 00:36:00,390
Burt, please.

525
00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:04,227
What made me do a thing like that?

526
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,062
Don't worry about it, kid.

527
00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:07,364
I'll do better, really.

528
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,466
I've never done anything
so stupid before.

529
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:13,470
Well, you gotta relax, act natural.

530
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,272
You're too tight.

531
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,007
Nobody cares about that kind of stuff

532
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,775
unless you got a big part.

533
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:21,344
Just die natural.

534
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,313
Anyway, you might pull a muscle.

535
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:28,151
Well, think you boys can take
another two days of this...

536
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:29,386
Roughing it?

537
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:32,923
Seriously, though, compadres,

538
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:35,425
that was really punk out there today...

539
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,860
I mean stinko.

540
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,662
I think we all know that.

541
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:39,941
If we're gonna come in under the wire,

542
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:43,633
we're gonna have to catch fire here.

543
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:44,868
You lousy sons of bitches

544
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,836
aren't getting soft on me now, are ya?

545
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,872
Hell no.

546
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,707
Give him one, Sam.

547
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,909
Yee!

548
00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:54,778
Yee-aha!

549
00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,783
Yah!

550
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:04,054
Hoo!

551
00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:05,355
That's what I like to hear!

552
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,123
World beaters, every one of ya!

553
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,326
Wild-ass Sage kickers!

554
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:11,027
Thank you very much!

555
00:37:11,063 --> 00:37:12,395
Don't let me down!

556
00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:15,131
You're not gonna let me down, are ya?

557
00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:22,305
Is he gone?

558
00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:23,006
Yup.

559
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,241
Asshole.

560
00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:25,675
He gets a little behind schedule,

561
00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:27,477
he's a regular pain in the neck.

562
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,813
He's okay by me.
Let's get one more big one.

563
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,948
Hoo!

564
00:37:31,984 --> 00:37:32,716
Hoo!

565
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,818
Knock it off, kid.

566
00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:35,986
You see...

567
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:38,955
What we gotta do here

568
00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:42,726
is set up a little
public relations, that's all.

569
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:46,496
The more we carry on,
the better he feels.

570
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:49,799
If you did okay, they ask you back.

571
00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,001
You'll catch on.

572
00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:54,237
Course, it don't always
work out that way.

573
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:56,273
Some guys get the axe...

574
00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,041
Especially if they've fouled up.

575
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:01,911
No offense intended.

576
00:38:16,128 --> 00:38:19,996
I know one tenderfoot's
gonna get his pecker shot off

577
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:21,765
if he don't turn in.

578
00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:36,980
This cast is beginning to itch.

579
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,348
Good.

580
00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:49,793
Fellas, I'd be a liar
if I said I wasn't disappointed.

581
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:52,662
Alright, I'm willing to raise
my previous offer $3.

582
00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,497
That brings the total up to $7.50.

583
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,667
That's 7 dollars and 50 cents.

584
00:38:57,703 --> 00:38:59,135
Well, my foot's all swolled up

585
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:02,639
from the lizard bite I got
last night or I'd be glad to.

586
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:03,851
I'd be the last one in the world

587
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,475
to hold anything over a man's head,

588
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,544
but the object of this outfit
is making films.

589
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:10,747
If we can't get a man
to jump on that horse,

590
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,683
then I suggest we all
ought to take a long, hard look

591
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,697
in the shaving mirror
tomorrow morning when we get up,

592
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:19,155
see what kind of men are looking back!

593
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaking for myself, Mr.
Kessler, I'd be glad to do it,

594
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,260
if it wasn't for my back.

595
00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:30,600
Fellas, I know it's not easy.
I know that.

596
00:39:30,635 --> 00:39:32,736
And Lyle, if he was a better rider,

597
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,882
he'd be the first one in
the world to do his own stunts,

598
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:35,805
but he ain't.

599
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,407
As big a heart as that man's got,

600
00:39:37,442 --> 00:39:38,942
he still can't ride for shit,

601
00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:41,978
and there ain't a thing
in the world we can do about it!

602
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:44,881
Can I get somebody?!

603
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,484
How about $8.50?

604
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:49,552
You got your man!

605
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:52,956
And you don't have to pay me
a dime extra for it.

606
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,557
Sid... sid!

607
00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,544
You think you can do it, kid?

608
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,413
- Sure.
- What's your name, kid?

609
00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:17,914
Lewis tater.

610
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,449
Well, listen, Taylor,

611
00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:21,551
the one thing I'm worried about
is the window.

612
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,164
If we have to do a second take,
replace the window,

613
00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,921
you're talking about 25 smackers.

614
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:26,589
You got me?

615
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,425
Don't worry about a thing.

616
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:37,934
Alright, settle down, people, please.

617
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,302
Roll it.

618
00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:41,671
Action!

619
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:47,844
Action!

620
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:08,932
Those damn cowboys!

621
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,934
I always said they were great, didn't I?

622
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,402
Always said you can't beat 'em.

623
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,648
You always said you couldn't trust them.

624
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,805
Well, you misunderstood me.

625
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,521
He didn't wear a cup.

626
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,423
Son of a bitch.

627
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,758
Didn't anybody tell him?

628
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:38,361
I think they're pushed
somewhere up around my chest.

629
00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:41,876
He ain't even gettin' paid
for it, that's the awful part.

630
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,700
Whenever they want something special,

631
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:47,670
like that kind of a jump,
you've got to wait 'em out.

632
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,806
You wait till the price gets high enough

633
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,341
till it makes it worth your while.

634
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,977
You never do it for nothin'.

635
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,345
You'll ruin the business.

636
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,279
Right.

637
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:59,215
Nobody's gonna like you.

638
00:41:59,251 --> 00:42:01,150
I can't help it.

639
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,919
I get excited.

640
00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:17,967
God damn it!

641
00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:22,272
I gotta watch that. I keep forgetting.

642
00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:25,041
What's that, arthritis?

643
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,510
No, I fell from a box elder.

644
00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:28,611
Box elder's a tree.

645
00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:32,348
I did it jumping a guy
during a fight scene.

646
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:33,861
Interesting things have been happening

647
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,251
since I've been last here.

648
00:42:35,287 --> 00:42:36,819
Let's see, well, for instance...

649
00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,055
And this'll act as evidence
to prove I'm not a liar...

650
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,424
I got all these damn bruises.

651
00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,159
Got 'em in fight scenes, action stunts,

652
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:45,929
that sort of thing.

653
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:48,231
The fact is...

654
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,266
I am in moving pictures.

655
00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:55,305
There is one bruise,
though, that is private.

656
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:58,207
I caught it jumping a horse.

657
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,843
As I say, it is private,
unless, of course,

658
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,579
you might find it int...

659
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,551
I was wondering if, possibly,

660
00:45:21,586 --> 00:45:24,153
you knew the young man who just exited?

661
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,323
We have reason to believe, you see,

662
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:28,958
that the lad has attached himself

663
00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:32,028
to a moving picture company.

664
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,130
Who wants to know?

665
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:35,898
His father wants to know.

666
00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:36,966
His father?

667
00:45:37,001 --> 00:45:38,334
Yes, his father.

668
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:42,071
That poor gentleman suffers
from a heart disorder.

669
00:45:42,107 --> 00:45:44,340
And he wants to see his son.

670
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,976
Perhaps, for the last time.

671
00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:53,549
I'm sorry, but I've never
seen him before in my life.

672
00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:56,319
Excuse me.

673
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,390
Rio.

674
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:02,658
How many?

675
00:46:02,694 --> 00:46:04,127
Wait a minute.

676
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,600
Jack, are you still with...
Yeah, triangle.

677
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:16,539
Okay.

678
00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:20,643
2 blts down.

679
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:22,578
1 tuna rye, hold the Mayo.

680
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:28,417
2 tangos and a... Milky way.

681
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,786
Alright.

682
00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,889
Hey, trouty, here's that stunt
I was telling you about.

683
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,101
Is that me? Let me see, lucky.

684
00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,325
No, it's not you.

685
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,366
Kid, I sent you for coffee.

686
00:46:43,401 --> 00:46:45,601
What the hell you been doin',
playin' football with it?

687
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,623
What a pissant!

688
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,670
He thinks he's gonna make
that kind of money as a heavy!

689
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:13,996
He's crazy. Nobody, and I mean
nobody's gonna give it to him.

690
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,165
Let him find out for himself.

691
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,904
I wash my hands off that guy.

692
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,440
If I were you guys...

693
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:25,908
I'd take a powder.

694
00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,445
Things aren't what you'd
call cordial around here.

695
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,115
Now what?

696
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:35,084
You gonna honor your commitment?

697
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:37,620
Hell yes. Hell yes, I'm gonna honor it.

698
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:39,200
One thing about me is I don't get nervous

699
00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:41,190
when something like this happens.

700
00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:44,894
Guys like Lester are hamburger
in this business...

701
00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,429
So much a pound.

702
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,503
Hey, hold it!

703
00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,007
How many times do I
have to tell you guys?

704
00:47:58,042 --> 00:47:59,220
You want to hang around, do it outside.

705
00:47:59,244 --> 00:48:01,477
This ain't a goddamn corral.

706
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,910
You're the kid that jumped
the horse, right?

707
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,000
Yes, sir.

708
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,168
Okay, come with me.

709
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,677
Sit down, kid.

710
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:36,512
Go ahead, relax.

711
00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:45,388
You ever deliver any lines?

712
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:46,789
Deliver what?

713
00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:48,324
Lines.

714
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:51,861
Talkin'. You ever spoke before
in a movin' picture?

715
00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:53,162
I never have.

716
00:48:53,197 --> 00:48:55,498
It doesn't matter. It's probably better.

717
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,934
You just do everything
I tell you from now on,

718
00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,702
we'll get along just fine.

719
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,371
Kid, how would you like
to make $55 a week?

720
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,039
Wait a minute.

721
00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,774
Let's make that $60.

722
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,375
- I'd like to.
- Sure you would.

723
00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:09,078
It's a hell of a thing. Kid your
age making that kinda money.

724
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,113
I'm not gonna fool around.

725
00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:13,149
We're pushing through a new feature,

726
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,850
and you just got the nod for a nice part.

727
00:49:14,886 --> 00:49:16,285
You interested?

728
00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:20,256
I think so.

729
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,958
You think so?

730
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,427
Well, kid, you better be damn sure.

731
00:49:27,565 --> 00:49:29,131
What do you say?

732
00:49:33,037 --> 00:49:35,638
Mr. gates, this is...

733
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,073
Lewis tater.

734
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:40,142
Mr. Taylor, our new, young heavy.

735
00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:40,643
Tater.

736
00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:41,944
Right.

737
00:49:41,980 --> 00:49:44,080
Mr. gates represents
a distributing chain.

738
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:47,583
We make 'em, he gets 'em out.

739
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,651
Fair enough?

740
00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:54,490
I know it isn't easy,
but that's the way I want it.

741
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,325
Well, everybody's got a different head...

742
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:58,260
Contour, shape. Nothing's the same.

743
00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:01,230
What's good for Zane grey
isn't necessarily good for you.

744
00:50:01,265 --> 00:50:03,132
You mean you aren't even trying
to match it?

745
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,834
Well, of course I'm trying.

746
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:08,004
What the hell makes you think I'm not?

747
00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:13,409
Because it doesn't look right.

748
00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:17,213
I saw that!

749
00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:19,949
First of all, the damn guy's a
writer, not an actor.

750
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:21,517
So what?

751
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:24,153
You want me to cut it so you can
write a book or be in a movie?

752
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:26,856
I want you to cut it like the
picture. That's how I want it.

753
00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:30,960
Hold it. Jesus.

754
00:50:30,995 --> 00:50:32,161
Sit down.

755
00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,064
Hey, tater, let's make one!

756
00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:37,733
Tater, move your ass!

757
00:50:37,769 --> 00:50:39,402
That's me they want.

758
00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:43,472
Please don't. Please don't.

759
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:45,508
You don't have to act so refined
around me.

760
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:46,675
This ain't a cotillion.

761
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,078
Tater, please. We're falling behind.

762
00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:54,984
Go on, go on, it's alright.

763
00:50:55,019 --> 00:50:56,519
Come on.

764
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,487
Alright, please, everyone, settle down.

765
00:50:58,523 --> 00:51:00,956
This is the rehearsal. Burt.

766
00:51:00,992 --> 00:51:02,324
Go ahead.

767
00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:04,593
Please... don't.

768
00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:06,295
Please don't.

769
00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:09,532
You don't have to act so refined
around me.

770
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,900
This ain't a cotillion.

771
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:13,102
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

772
00:51:15,006 --> 00:51:16,472
That's awful.

773
00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:18,240
Come here.

774
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,178
Let's look at it from
a different angle, alright?

775
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:25,014
Let's try and take it
from her point of view.

776
00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:28,584
You're coming on good-looking, in a...

777
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,219
In a twisted kind of way.

778
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,523
And naturally she's gonna be
suspicious of your intentions.

779
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:37,259
That's what we want. That's her job.

780
00:51:37,295 --> 00:51:40,229
Right now, she's got nothing
to interest her.

781
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,630
Yeah, I know that's right.

782
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:44,066
Kid, you're lacking nothing
but confidence.

783
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:48,104
Come here. I want to show you something.

784
00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:53,542
Take a look at that.

785
00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:54,743
What do you see?

786
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:57,513
Why, hell, with those features
and that outfit...

787
00:51:57,548 --> 00:52:00,983
I get goosebumps just lookin' at it.

788
00:52:01,018 --> 00:52:02,429
Do you think any woman
in her right mind's

789
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,286
gonna be able to resist that?

790
00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:05,454
Nope.

791
00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:09,625
You think she can?

792
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:10,993
I don't know.

793
00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:13,963
Well, I'm gonna tell you
what's gonna happen

794
00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,799
if you want to know. You want to know?

795
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,667
Sure.

796
00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:20,469
You're gonna end up
breakin' her damn heart.

797
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,872
That's what's gonna happen.
What do you think about that?

798
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,109
I am?

799
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,012
You believe me?

800
00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:32,081
I think I do.

801
00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:33,682
Come on. Let's shoot.

802
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:39,555
Please don't.

803
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:42,858
You don't have to act so refined
around me.

804
00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:44,193
This ain't a cotillion.

805
00:52:44,228 --> 00:52:45,694
I don't know what you mean.

806
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,863
I think you do, alright.

807
00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:48,764
Take your hands off me!

808
00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:51,433
Come here.

809
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:52,469
Ugghh!

810
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:06,115
A-a-a-and cut.

811
00:53:06,150 --> 00:53:07,750
Beautiful, Lyle.

812
00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:09,285
Really beautiful.

813
00:53:19,063 --> 00:53:20,896
What do you think?

814
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,000
Gates?

815
00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:30,072
I'm sorry, you're gonna have to
interpret that for me.

816
00:53:30,107 --> 00:53:31,107
It means okay.

817
00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:35,844
I gotta admit, that kid wasn't too bad.

818
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,413
The kid?

819
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:38,747
Taylor.

820
00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:42,484
Maybe you ought to give him
a test or a two-reeler.

821
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,719
See what happens.

822
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:45,921
You think so?

823
00:53:45,957 --> 00:53:47,189
Why not?

824
00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:48,869
No, no, I was thinking
the same thing myself.

825
00:53:48,893 --> 00:53:51,460
One thing, though... don't say
anything to him about it.

826
00:53:51,495 --> 00:53:53,929
Let me handle it.
It'll be cheaper that way.

827
00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,297
Okay?

828
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,102
Where you goin'?

829
00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:01,270
Where you goin'?

830
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,886
- Hey, Lewis.
- Why, hi.

831
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,055
Lewis, we just saw your footage.

832
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:20,990
How was it?

833
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:23,492
Strictly standard stuff, kid.

834
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,893
How about the scene with the lady?

835
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:29,231
Let's go to the rio
and get a cup of coffee.

836
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:32,301
Listen, I'd like you to stop by
Bruno's and get some 8x10s.

837
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:34,436
I'd just like to see you
in some different duds.

838
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:36,472
- Who's Bruno?
- He's a photog...

839
00:54:36,507 --> 00:54:37,840
We'll talk about it tomorrow.

840
00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,476
Come see me in the office tomorrow, okay?

841
00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:41,844
Okay.

842
00:54:43,581 --> 00:54:45,147
I said to the guy, I said,

843
00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:46,749
I can't consider myself...

844
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:03,999
I think I'll skip the coffee,
Burt. Thanks, anyway.

845
00:55:04,035 --> 00:55:05,167
So, anyway...

846
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,173
Hey, mind if I butt in?

847
00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:13,342
No.

848
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:14,710
Good.

849
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:19,481
I-I got a package back there
at tumbleweed

850
00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:22,284
needs carryin' home.

851
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,485
Could you give me a hand?

852
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:24,720
Sure.

853
00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:26,588
Good, then, we'll cross over here.

854
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,091
Come on.

855
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:31,994
Well, we're almost certain

856
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:34,163
he's with a moving picture company.

857
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,833
Nobody by that description?

858
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,003
Listen, one more thing...

859
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,571
I know it sounds a little vague,

860
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:45,307
but the young man is very physical.

861
00:55:45,343 --> 00:55:46,875
He runs like a gazelle.

862
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:50,646
Doesn't ring a bell?

863
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,381
Well, thanks.

864
00:55:52,416 --> 00:55:53,716
Thanks anyway.

865
00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,568
Ix-nay?

866
00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:20,676
What am I carrying, anyway?

867
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:21,777
If it's nothing personal.

868
00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:24,246
No. It's just a radio.

869
00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:27,649
I won it last night at a screeno
game at the pantages.

870
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,618
Just my luck... the heaviest prize.

871
00:56:30,821 --> 00:56:33,722
It's probably very well made.

872
00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:36,191
Hey, how are you holdin' up?

873
00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:38,093
Okay.

874
00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:40,729
It's just that where I
come from, it's very level.

875
00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:42,631
Yeah, where's that?

876
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:44,900
- Nevada.
- Really?

877
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:46,268
There's nothing wrong with that.

878
00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,781
Lots of exciting things happen in Nevada.

879
00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,672
Yeah? Like what, for instance?

880
00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:54,676
Well, you, got your... your Indians...

881
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:59,615
Your, mesquite, your precious metals

882
00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:03,118
your Indians sell.

883
00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:05,120
Where are you really from, Lewis?

884
00:57:07,224 --> 00:57:08,557
Iowa.

885
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,895
I don't know what made me say Nevada.

886
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,530
Forget it.

887
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:17,699
Most of the cowpokes we use
are from back east, anyway.

888
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:20,135
Maybe it's the acting.
I never figured on it.

889
00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:26,575
Thanks.

890
00:57:28,212 --> 00:57:29,311
Where shall I set it?

891
00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:31,513
Yeah...

892
00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:33,081
How about over there?

893
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,183
Okey-dokey.

894
00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:43,592
Lewis the reluctant cowboy.

895
00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:47,262
Most guys I know
would mortgage their mother

896
00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:49,431
to ride the celluloid trail.

897
00:57:49,467 --> 00:57:51,133
But you would rather write.

898
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:55,215
Hey, you know,
you ought to let Howard pike

899
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,506
take a look at your stuff.

900
00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:58,874
Howard? Why?

901
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:03,345
I shouldn't really tell you this, but...

902
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:05,714
Kessler's been makin' westerns
for 16 years...

903
00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:08,050
Cannot handle cowboy lingo.

904
00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:11,320
So he pays pike 5 simoleons
a week under the table

905
00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:12,788
to help him out.

906
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,257
Howard pike? No kidding?

907
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:16,625
Yeah.

908
00:58:21,232 --> 00:58:24,900
He's a great old coot...!

909
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:29,938
Well, look at that.

910
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:43,252
Shall we join her?

911
00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:46,655
Pardon me?

912
00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:50,659
One dance and then you gotta go, soldier.

913
00:58:57,535 --> 00:58:59,301
Do they dance in Iowa?

914
00:59:00,604 --> 00:59:01,937
Sure.

915
00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:20,122
♪ Tender lips that once were mine ♪

916
00:59:23,427 --> 00:59:27,095
♪ Tender eyes that shine

917
00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:35,504
♪ they will light... My way tonight ♪

918
00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:40,242
♪ I'll see you in...

919
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,478
This is very interesting.

920
00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:46,682
I've always wondered what kind
of place you dwelled in.

921
00:59:46,717 --> 00:59:48,550
Mystery lady's lair.

922
00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:53,221
Are there other rooms in this place?

923
00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:55,123
I mean, where do you sleep?

924
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,526
In my bedchamber...

925
00:59:57,561 --> 01:00:00,195
Through those doors over there.

926
01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:01,230
Is it?

927
01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:05,500
Do you mind if I look in there?

928
01:00:05,536 --> 01:00:07,169
Mnh-mnh. Be my guest.

929
01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:11,106
It's not that I'm nosy.

930
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:16,411
I try and make it a point
when I'm in a new place

931
01:00:16,447 --> 01:00:19,348
to get the lay of the land... Jesus!

932
01:00:33,564 --> 01:00:34,841
You know the first thing a writer does

933
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:36,732
in a situation like this?

934
01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,600
Fixes things in his mind.

935
01:00:40,371 --> 01:00:42,471
Draws a bead on it.

936
01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:44,773
You know what I mean by that?

937
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,975
It means finding a word
you can remember...

938
01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:49,244
One that tells you something about it.

939
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,649
This bed here, for instance...

940
01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:57,853
I'd say it was resourceful...

941
01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:06,528
or maybe...

942
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:08,463
Ingenious.

943
01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:11,466
Now, that's not bad.

944
01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:15,303
As a matter of fact, that's good.

945
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,171
For instance...

946
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:17,305
Shut up, Lewis.

947
01:01:25,616 --> 01:01:30,252
♪<i>...where the daisies</i>
<i>cover the country lanes</i>♪

948
01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:33,155
♪<i>We'll make Cain while the sun shines</i>♪

949
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,958
♪<i>We'll make love when it rains...</i>♪

950
01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:04,252
Sorry, kid. The bell doesn't work.

951
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:08,490
What are you doin' walkin'
around in all this sunshine?

952
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:10,292
You're wet as a fish.

953
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:11,393
Take off your coat.

954
01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,662
Put it over there.

955
01:02:17,134 --> 01:02:18,400
You got a match?

956
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,102
Let me check here.

957
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:25,240
I don't believe I do.

958
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:26,608
Never mind.

959
01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:35,317
My rock.

960
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,789
Fell on me during a climbin'
stunt up at vasquez.

961
01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:43,658
I thought about cuttin' it
in half or somethin',

962
01:02:43,694 --> 01:02:46,862
but I figured it wouldn't have
the same meaning, you know?

963
01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,000
That what you called me about?

964
01:02:52,035 --> 01:02:53,869
This?

965
01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:55,470
Yeah, it is...

966
01:02:55,506 --> 01:02:57,239
Something I wrote.

967
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,707
Western novel, actually.

968
01:02:58,742 --> 01:03:00,742
I finished it over a year ago.

969
01:03:02,012 --> 01:03:05,147
Trouty told me maybe
you'd, read it sometime,

970
01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:06,615
and give me your opinion.

971
01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:07,949
She did?

972
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:11,453
I don't know if I've ever
discussed the fact with you,

973
01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:13,955
Howard, but what I am really,
see, is a writer.

974
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,791
Writer.

975
01:03:15,826 --> 01:03:19,094
I think I've heard you
mention that once or twice.

976
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,862
You ever been published?

977
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,297
Well, no, I'm...

978
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:23,565
Well, kid...

979
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,433
If a person saying he was something

980
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:27,702
was all there was to it,
this country would be full

981
01:03:27,738 --> 01:03:29,604
of rich men and good-looking women.

982
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,340
Kings and queens, you know what I mean?

983
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:34,743
Too bad it isn't that easy?

984
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:38,413
In short, when someone else
says you're a writer,

985
01:03:38,448 --> 01:03:40,315
that's when you're a writer...

986
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,350
Not before.

987
01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:52,027
Mucho pages, amigo.

988
01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:53,728
2 1/2 pounds.

989
01:03:53,764 --> 01:03:54,896
I weighed it.

990
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:12,147
"Hearts of the west...

991
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,482
A novel by Lewis tater."

992
01:04:21,558 --> 01:04:24,793
Well, sometimes it's a little
bit difficult to determine

993
01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:26,394
with these ribald kids,

994
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:29,998
but I'd say he's a 16 1/2, 35.

995
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:33,235
You got any idea how many lugs
I have to outfit

996
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,603
during the course of a week?

997
01:04:34,638 --> 01:04:36,705
Look, I'd like to help you if I could,

998
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:38,807
but right now, I have to make a living.

999
01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:41,443
Is that okay with you?

1000
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:04,866
Kid, you made the wall of the rio.

1001
01:05:06,803 --> 01:05:08,937
Looks a little like maynard.

1002
01:05:08,972 --> 01:05:10,939
Or maybe Billy pueblo.

1003
01:05:10,974 --> 01:05:12,974
- Don't he?
- Bullshit I do.

1004
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:14,209
He does, alright...

1005
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:17,579
Kind of hunched up and ready to strike.

1006
01:05:17,614 --> 01:05:20,382
Pueblo... now he wrote great westerns.

1007
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,384
I read "trail of gold" eight times.

1008
01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,053
Never did see any of the movies
he acted in, though.

1009
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,055
Frugal man.

1010
01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:29,291
Never spent a dime he didn't have to.

1011
01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:32,761
Put everything
into a Montana weasel ranch.

1012
01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:35,931
Weasel pelts took a jump
three years later,

1013
01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:39,334
now he walks around
a big house in silk pajamas.

1014
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,804
Wonderful success.

1015
01:05:42,839 --> 01:05:46,808
We're talkin' about independent wealth.

1016
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,810
Money.

1017
01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:49,978
Guy comes up...

1018
01:05:50,013 --> 01:05:51,146
Salesman.

1019
01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:54,349
He says, "yes, sir, what'll it be?"

1020
01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:57,786
You say, "Taj Mahal, please."

1021
01:05:57,821 --> 01:06:00,355
"Not for sale," he says. "Sorry."

1022
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:02,190
"Well, then," you say,

1023
01:06:02,225 --> 01:06:04,326
"I'll take the whole damn country.

1024
01:06:04,361 --> 01:06:06,828
Whatever it is, wrap it up."

1025
01:06:06,863 --> 01:06:09,331
"Yes, sir," he says smiling.

1026
01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:12,167
And he does, wraps it up.

1027
01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:15,170
That's independent wealth for you.

1028
01:06:15,205 --> 01:06:19,407
Anyway, I've seen a lot of them,
and I'll tell you this much...

1029
01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:22,077
None of them takes
as good a glossy as this one...

1030
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:23,878
Not the first time around, anyway.

1031
01:06:23,914 --> 01:06:26,614
How much are them monkeys gonna pay ya?

1032
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:29,217
I don't know. We're gonna talk
about it tomorrow.

1033
01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:32,320
Now, listen... personally,

1034
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:36,658
I wouldn't accept
anything less than $150 a week.

1035
01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:40,829
When you're in with Kessler,

1036
01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:46,735
wait till he starts to squawk,
then head slowly for the door.

1037
01:06:46,770 --> 01:06:49,738
- What'll happen?
- You won't reach the knob.

1038
01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:50,939
Guaranteed.

1039
01:06:50,974 --> 01:06:52,574
Play him like a fish.

1040
01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,379
- $150?
- Yeah.

1041
01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:00,382
Anything less than that,
tell him to take a dunk.

1042
01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:01,916
Take a dunk.

1043
01:07:01,952 --> 01:07:03,284
Do what?

1044
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,321
Mr. Kessler, I'm not working for $110.

1045
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,756
Who said you were?

1046
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:10,025
Just try to look at it
from a different point of view.

1047
01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:11,393
Fair enough?

1048
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:21,236
You know what it costs?

1049
01:07:21,271 --> 01:07:23,571
$75.

1050
01:07:23,607 --> 01:07:25,540
Now, you add to that
$87.50 for the outfit,

1051
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:28,676
$20 for glossies, $15
for miscellaneous expenses...

1052
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:32,213
You're talking about faith,
the faith of one man... me...

1053
01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:34,983
And the future of neddy wales.

1054
01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:36,684
It's a matter of perspective.

1055
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,286
On the one hand, we have a side

1056
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:39,988
represented by yourself, the artist,

1057
01:07:40,023 --> 01:07:42,791
that says I saw him
go through the turnstile.

1058
01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,859
At this point, nobody's got a beef.

1059
01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:47,662
All you want is your fair share
of the pie.

1060
01:07:49,332 --> 01:07:51,266
I'm not working for any $110.

1061
01:07:51,301 --> 01:07:52,767
Well, of course you're not.

1062
01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:55,370
I'm trying to explain something
to you for your own good.

1063
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:59,274
I'm talking about something
beyond conventional value.

1064
01:07:59,309 --> 01:08:01,476
I'm talking about wisdom, experience...

1065
01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:03,645
Things like that.

1066
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,747
Now, we see the patrons
of the competition

1067
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:08,683
circling the globe
like earthworms, Lewis.

1068
01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:10,919
How many? Millions.

1069
01:08:10,954 --> 01:08:14,089
Let's look back at our line,
at how many people?

1070
01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,391
Hundreds, thousands.

1071
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,027
Do you know why, Lewis?
I'll tell you why.

1072
01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:22,263
Because you are small potatoes, Lewis!

1073
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:24,399
You are small, pitiful potatoes!

1074
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:25,667
What you are is a maybe,

1075
01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:28,369
and maybes don't draw big bankrolls!

1076
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,340
I'm willing to go $115.

1077
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:34,342
- Screw $115.
- $120, then.

1078
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:37,412
This can be worked out.
I feel that way, we're close.

1079
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,514
I don't feel anything.

1080
01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:42,317
Kid, I'm gonna extend myself
for both of our sakes.

1081
01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:47,322
You know, I can do a lot
for a kid like you,

1082
01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:50,158
but we've got to build.
We've got to take it slow.

1083
01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,660
You got to be a steady Eddie.

1084
01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:55,296
$130. I think $130 is very fair.

1085
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,866
Why don't we...
Why don't we drink to that?

1086
01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:01,302
Do you want a drink?
Let's... let's drink to 1-3-0.

1087
01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:03,671
Let's just have a drink, okay?

1088
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,106
Drink to 1-3-0.

1089
01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:11,279
Where are you goin'? What are you doin'?

1090
01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:17,352
Where are you goin'?

1091
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:35,069
You're fired, pissant!

1092
01:09:35,105 --> 01:09:36,437
Fired!

1093
01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,443
Fired!

1094
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:02,597
Cut.

1095
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:05,567
- Print.
- Alright.

1096
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:08,369
Lunch... one hour!

1097
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:16,211
Trouty!

1098
01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:18,313
Lewis, what are you doin' here?

1099
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:21,416
Lucky told me
you were fillin' in here today.

1100
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:22,250
I gotta talk to ya.

1101
01:10:22,285 --> 01:10:24,886
What'd you do, enlist?

1102
01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:27,288
I couldn't even get through
the damn gate at this place.

1103
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:28,734
I borrowed it from an extra for a buck.

1104
01:10:28,758 --> 01:10:30,925
It's gotta be back before lunch is over.

1105
01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:33,928
Okay, what's up?

1106
01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:36,598
I got fired.

1107
01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:37,799
What?

1108
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,367
Kessler fired you?

1109
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,704
He wouldn't give me the $150 I asked for.

1110
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:44,872
$150 per?

1111
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:46,908
That's more than Lyle gets.

1112
01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:48,076
Howard told me if he...

1113
01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:50,044
Howard pike?!

1114
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,514
I told you to ask him for
literary, not economic, advice.

1115
01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:54,983
Look, I like Howard,

1116
01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:57,819
but he doesn't know his ass
from his elbow about money.

1117
01:10:57,854 --> 01:11:00,922
Lewis, did you ever hear of Billy pueblo?

1118
01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:03,825
Next time you're at the rio,
take a look at Billy's photo

1119
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,794
and see if it doesn't remind you
of your financial advisor.

1120
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,496
Howard pike is Billy pueblo?

1121
01:11:08,531 --> 01:11:10,443
One and the same,
with some bad years in between.

1122
01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:13,568
That's why I told you
to show him some of your yarns.

1123
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:17,538
Billy pueblo has read my novel.

1124
01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:19,641
No, Howard told me...

1125
01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:22,010
Billy pueblo walks around
all day in silk pajamas.

1126
01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:23,155
He's got a big weasel ranch.

1127
01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,546
Weasel ranch? That's a pip.

1128
01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:27,215
He's got a job working for Burt Kessler

1129
01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,117
is what he's got.

1130
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:31,185
Excuse me.

1131
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,770
You know, I feel like the good fairy

1132
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,295
handing out these morsels of assistance.

1133
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,231
Lewis, do you know who a.J. Nietz is?

1134
01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:44,766
Who?

1135
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:47,135
My god, don't they teach
writers how to survive anymore?

1136
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,336
A.j. nietz.

1137
01:11:48,371 --> 01:11:50,672
He publishes pulps.

1138
01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:52,507
You get along with a guy like that,

1139
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:56,544
- and life will prove bearable.
- So?

1140
01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:59,147
So I used to work
for his brother-in-law...

1141
01:11:59,182 --> 01:12:00,915
A schlock musical producer.

1142
01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:03,484
You know, maybe he can
get you in to see nietz.

1143
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:05,320
I'll call him tomorrow.
The rest is up to you.

1144
01:12:18,868 --> 01:12:22,670
♪ Come with me... the moonbeams ♪

1145
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:26,541
♪ Fine tahitian skies

1146
01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:30,311
♪ and the starlit waters

1147
01:12:30,347 --> 01:12:34,148
♪ linger in your eyes

1148
01:12:34,184 --> 01:12:37,985
♪ hey, them hills are calling

1149
01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:41,556
♪ to them we belong

1150
01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:44,559
♪ and we'll cheer each other

1151
01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:50,598
♪ with a pagan love song

1152
01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:23,197
♪ hey, them hills are calling ♪

1153
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:27,635
♪ To them we belong

1154
01:13:27,670 --> 01:13:31,239
♪ and we'll cheer each other ♪

1155
01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:38,613
♪ With... the... pagan
love s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong ♪

1156
01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:47,955
Okay, kids, relax.

1157
01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:51,459
Well, what do you think?

1158
01:13:51,494 --> 01:13:53,895
If you enjoy entertaining
the crew, not bad.

1159
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,897
Otherwise, it belongs
in a rehearsal hall.

1160
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,733
A rehearsal hall is where you
rehearse, not here.

1161
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:02,370
This is a soundstage.

1162
01:14:02,405 --> 01:14:04,372
You're the kid trout called about?

1163
01:14:04,407 --> 01:14:06,874
Well, what shall I do with it?

1164
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:11,446
Well, the first thing I would do

1165
01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:13,815
is get rid of that noodle
in the pith helmet.

1166
01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:16,117
And then...

1167
01:14:17,454 --> 01:14:18,786
shoot it.

1168
01:14:21,357 --> 01:14:23,858
Okay, let's make it.

1169
01:14:23,893 --> 01:14:26,894
Listen, I feel like hell
about this, but, ol' a.J.

1170
01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:28,396
Is up to his ass in new projects,

1171
01:14:28,431 --> 01:14:33,034
and, frankly, I-i told trout
I'm in no position to butt in.

1172
01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,636
Maybe if you can come back in
a couple of months, we could...

1173
01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:37,004
You know.

1174
01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:46,747
What's that?

1175
01:14:47,584 --> 01:14:48,683
Don't even ask.

1176
01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:50,918
Breaks my heart.

1177
01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:52,720
Is it a tragedy?

1178
01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:54,121
For me, yes.

1179
01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,858
I'm 2 grand short
of getting it off the ground.

1180
01:14:56,893 --> 01:14:58,359
"The rainbow trail."

1181
01:14:58,394 --> 01:14:59,827
A western?

1182
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,295
Mounted police.

1183
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:03,097
A beauty in 12 chapters.

1184
01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:06,267
I could start it tomorrow
if I had the $2,000 today.

1185
01:15:08,204 --> 01:15:11,706
Maybe we can help each other out here.

1186
01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:13,174
How do you mean?

1187
01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,854
Well, if I can raise the money,
do you think...

1188
01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,611
If you could raise the money,

1189
01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:18,946
I'll get you in to see nietz somehow.

1190
01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:24,218
I'll see what I can do.

1191
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,193
Bruce crater, right?

1192
01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:33,361
Lewis tater.

1193
01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:36,264
T-a-t-e-r.

1194
01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:41,035
I love all your fish.

1195
01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:06,394
What's the matter? I scare ya?

1196
01:16:06,429 --> 01:16:07,773
Trouty, you're gonna have to leave.

1197
01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:10,097
What? What kind of a welcome is that?

1198
01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:13,768
I carried this damn cutout all
the way from tumbleweed and...

1199
01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:15,202
What you got there?

1200
01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:16,270
Nothing.

1201
01:16:16,306 --> 01:16:18,005
Lewis.

1202
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:19,907
Lewis, I thought you were broke.

1203
01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:20,675
I am.

1204
01:16:20,710 --> 01:16:22,310
What's that, a banana?

1205
01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:25,379
Hey, where am I going?
I just got here! Lewis!

1206
01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:27,949
I thought we could go for a walk
or something.

1207
01:16:27,984 --> 01:16:29,750
You never let me know what happened.

1208
01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:31,052
Trouty, I'll call you later.

1209
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,386
Lewis!

1210
01:16:36,326 --> 01:16:39,594
Mr. weeks claims to be
the assistant registrar.

1211
01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:41,262
Claim to be and am.

1212
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:42,463
I'm sorry, Mr. weeks,

1213
01:16:42,498 --> 01:16:45,499
it's just that we rarely see
a college administrator

1214
01:16:45,535 --> 01:16:48,402
in a windbreaker.

1215
01:16:48,438 --> 01:16:50,371
It's an agricultural college.

1216
01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:52,006
Mr. weeks, I understand

1217
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:55,776
you'd like to open an account
for the university of titan

1218
01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:58,479
and make a withdrawal on the same day.

1219
01:16:58,514 --> 01:17:00,014
Correct.

1220
01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:04,685
And you are depositing...
$1,100 in currency,

1221
01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:08,322
and $2,575 in money orders.

1222
01:17:08,358 --> 01:17:09,924
Correct.

1223
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:12,593
Normally, our procedure
is to allow six to eight days

1224
01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:14,996
for clearance of money orders.

1225
01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,909
In these days, with banks
falling like duckpins,

1226
01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:20,668
and a university
is willing to deposit $3,675

1227
01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:23,070
as a pledge of good faith in the economy

1228
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:26,173
and in your bank, in particular.

1229
01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:29,076
I guess these funds
are destined for other coffers.

1230
01:17:29,112 --> 01:17:32,680
Mr. weeks, how much is it
you'd like to withdraw?

1231
01:17:32,715 --> 01:17:34,649
$2,000.

1232
01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:39,153
Leaving the bank with $1,675
of the university's resources.

1233
01:17:48,731 --> 01:17:50,131
Unbelievable.

1234
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:52,166
Listen, I'll call nietz right away.

1235
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:55,302
You may as well give him this
when you see him.

1236
01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:57,805
What's Mr. nietz have to do
with this money?

1237
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,273
Are you kidding?

1238
01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:01,308
He's paying for the serial.

1239
01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,576
Okay, look,

1240
01:18:02,612 --> 01:18:05,680
my brother-in-law the publisher
puts up the money...

1241
01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:08,949
$10,000. If I go over budget...
Which I won't...

1242
01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:11,252
He dips into this 2 grand.

1243
01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:12,331
When the picture's wrapped,

1244
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:15,523
he gives us back our money, you got it?

1245
01:18:15,558 --> 01:18:16,691
The same check?

1246
01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:18,959
If that's important to you, yes.

1247
01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:21,228
I want you to know this is not my money.

1248
01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:23,330
It's borrowed
from a lot of different people.

1249
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:26,300
This check is gonna go right into a safe.

1250
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:28,369
It'll never be touched.

1251
01:18:28,404 --> 01:18:30,271
Look...

1252
01:18:30,306 --> 01:18:32,807
Don't let him know
whose money it is, will ya?

1253
01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:34,175
I'd rather he thought

1254
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:37,578
it comes from the account of yours truly?

1255
01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:11,772
Take a hat.

1256
01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:13,140
Please.

1257
01:20:19,749 --> 01:20:21,148
Any one?

1258
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:28,956
Good choice.

1259
01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:31,392
You write westerns, don't you?

1260
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:32,927
Mostly.

1261
01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:40,334
Would you like to hear something
about my novel?

1262
01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:41,569
Have you...

1263
01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:42,803
Ever been...

1264
01:20:42,839 --> 01:20:44,271
In love?

1265
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:47,875
Love is a great experience.

1266
01:20:51,647 --> 01:20:53,614
Perhaps the greatest.

1267
01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:55,049
That's what I've heard.

1268
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:59,220
Love seeketh not itself to please.

1269
01:20:59,255 --> 01:21:02,122
Come on!

1270
01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:06,293
The coldest critic of them all.

1271
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:09,363
You don't mind, do you?

1272
01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:11,232
I-I guess not.

1273
01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:13,000
Thank you, mister...

1274
01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:14,235
Tater.

1275
01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:17,404
Do you have something for me
in an envelope, Mr. tater?

1276
01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:20,975
I almost forgot.

1277
01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,847
Mr. tater...

1278
01:21:30,820 --> 01:21:32,186
I'm sorry.

1279
01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:34,188
Sorry.

1280
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,794
Well, he's kind of a big galoot

1281
01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:43,197
with an athletic neck, you know?

1282
01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:44,865
A blond kid?

1283
01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:46,233
Sorry, boys.

1284
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:51,639
Well, can you tell us
how to get to beechwood place?

1285
01:21:51,674 --> 01:21:54,108
Follow your nose one mile.

1286
01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:56,443
Can you shake and shift
with that thing on your hand?

1287
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:58,112
Do birds fly?

1288
01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:09,823
Mr. tater...

1289
01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:12,059
A Mr. nietz called.

1290
01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,361
He wants to see you tomorrow at noon.

1291
01:22:14,397 --> 01:22:15,896
Here's the address.

1292
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,498
What for? Did he say?

1293
01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:19,333
Brunch.

1294
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:21,936
Brunch?

1295
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:30,678
What is brunch?

1296
01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:31,679
Want a bagel, sir?

1297
01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:33,213
Alright.

1298
01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:34,548
Thank you.

1299
01:22:34,583 --> 01:22:36,617
Lox, sir?

1300
01:22:36,652 --> 01:22:38,452
Might I suggest the sturgeon?

1301
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:41,822
The lox is very salty here.
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

1302
01:22:41,857 --> 01:22:43,424
Give the gentleman some sturgeon.

1303
01:22:43,459 --> 01:22:45,693
You'll like it. It'll even go
with the cream cheese.

1304
01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:47,328
Sturgeon, sir.

1305
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,629
Thank you.

1306
01:22:48,664 --> 01:22:49,496
I'll have some, too.

1307
01:22:49,532 --> 01:22:51,565
That again? Eww!

1308
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,933
Sturgeon for me.

1309
01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:58,973
Have you seen what Von sternburg
has done with her?

1310
01:22:59,008 --> 01:23:01,675
I know he's German,
but he's obsessed with women...

1311
01:23:01,711 --> 01:23:03,277
Naturally... like all Germans are.

1312
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,546
And he's taken her, this beautiful woman,

1313
01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:06,847
this goddess,

1314
01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:09,783
and he's transformed her
into an evil bird.

1315
01:23:10,586 --> 01:23:12,086
Hello, Rita.

1316
01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:16,323
She's really a very sick girl.

1317
01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:19,259
She's been in deep analysis
for four years.

1318
01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:21,762
She'll be hysterical in another hour.

1319
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,864
Actually, the cause of it
is her white diet.

1320
01:23:23,899 --> 01:23:27,167
She can only eat white things, you know?

1321
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:28,435
A.j.

1322
01:23:28,471 --> 01:23:32,406
A.j.

1323
01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:33,741
Okay, okay, Larry.

1324
01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:35,242
Go bore somebody else.

1325
01:23:35,277 --> 01:23:37,011
Did you read the new Franz werfel?

1326
01:23:37,046 --> 01:23:38,479
I read it, I read it.

1327
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:39,646
Did it break your heart?

1328
01:23:39,682 --> 01:23:41,148
It broke it.

1329
01:23:45,588 --> 01:23:47,021
You're enjoying yourself?

1330
01:23:47,056 --> 01:23:48,622
Very interesting brunch...

1331
01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:51,191
All this unusual food.

1332
01:23:51,227 --> 01:23:52,559
What you got there?

1333
01:23:52,595 --> 01:23:53,961
Sturgeon... that's good.

1334
01:23:53,996 --> 01:23:56,130
The lox is a little salty this week.

1335
01:23:56,165 --> 01:23:57,898
Mike.

1336
01:23:57,933 --> 01:24:00,934
Mr. Frankfurt represents <i>the times.</i>

1337
01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:04,405
He's, he's a critic.

1338
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:08,275
Mr. Frankfurt is
currently reading a manuscript

1339
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:11,378
submitted to me
under cloudy circumstances.

1340
01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:15,883
The vast pacific.

1341
01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:21,055
That's right.

1342
01:24:21,090 --> 01:24:24,725
As I was saying, Mr. Frankfurt
is reading a piece of material

1343
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:27,928
submitted to me
under cloudy circumstances.

1344
01:24:27,963 --> 01:24:28,796
Cloudy?

1345
01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:29,963
A curious piece...

1346
01:24:29,999 --> 01:24:32,666
Rough in spots, but altogether alive.

1347
01:24:32,701 --> 01:24:37,137
Possessed of a disarming,
childlike simplicity.

1348
01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:38,605
Sounds very interesting.

1349
01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:42,042
I have two copies
of this remarkable manuscript

1350
01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:44,311
from separate sources.

1351
01:24:44,346 --> 01:24:45,512
Peculiar?

1352
01:24:45,548 --> 01:24:47,881
A pain in the ass.

1353
01:24:47,917 --> 01:24:50,417
What's it called?

1354
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,286
"Hearts of the west."

1355
01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,523
You have two copies?

1356
01:24:56,559 --> 01:24:57,691
Two.

1357
01:24:59,061 --> 01:25:00,794
I don't understand.

1358
01:25:00,830 --> 01:25:02,362
Neither do I.

1359
01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:04,465
However, I would like
to leave that for the moment

1360
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:07,968
and introduce you to the author.

1361
01:25:08,003 --> 01:25:09,236
The author?

1362
01:25:09,839 --> 01:25:12,606
The author.

1363
01:25:17,580 --> 01:25:18,612
Howard.

1364
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:32,926
Hey, compadre.

1365
01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:36,497
I thought that since you two gentlemen

1366
01:25:36,532 --> 01:25:39,233
share similar tastes
in western literature,

1367
01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:40,767
you might enjoy meeting.

1368
01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:47,774
Now, listen, kid...

1369
01:25:47,810 --> 01:25:50,244
Before you go and fly off the handle,

1370
01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,678
I'd advise you...

1371
01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:56,283
I don't need any more
of your advice, Howard.

1372
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:57,651
Billy pueblo.

1373
01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:04,458
You were goddamn Billy pueblo!

1374
01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:14,368
You meant something to people, Howard!

1375
01:26:14,403 --> 01:26:17,271
I was backed in a corner, kid...

1376
01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:20,841
Headin' for alimony jail...

1377
01:26:22,144 --> 01:26:23,877
buyin' a few extra days.

1378
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:26,613
You got to hear me out...

1379
01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,850
I told you,
I don't want your damn advice!

1380
01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:31,718
Didn't I tell you that?!

1381
01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:33,231
I didn't know he was gonna publish it...

1382
01:26:33,255 --> 01:26:36,223
Did you read it?!

1383
01:26:38,194 --> 01:26:39,826
I looked at it.

1384
01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:44,698
Uhhhhh!

1385
01:27:19,935 --> 01:27:24,171
Well, it just, gives out, you know?

1386
01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,506
Causing death.

1387
01:27:28,244 --> 01:27:32,045
Naturally, when they requested,
I traced their missing son.

1388
01:27:32,081 --> 01:27:33,747
I simply couldn't refuse.

1389
01:27:47,029 --> 01:27:48,362
That him?

1390
01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,282
- Please?
- Listen...

1391
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,251
- I said please.
- Kessler, I am very tired.

1392
01:29:18,287 --> 01:29:20,287
Just one drink. And I promise to go.

1393
01:29:20,322 --> 01:29:21,866
I gotta be at the rio
in 20 minutes, anyway.

1394
01:29:21,890 --> 01:29:24,157
- I'm paying the check.
- You're paying for sid's stag?

1395
01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:26,259
Yeah, it's the least I could do.

1396
01:29:26,295 --> 01:29:27,605
You make me feel like socially inferior!

1397
01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:29,363
I don't want things to get out of hand.

1398
01:29:29,398 --> 01:29:31,318
How could anything
get out of hand in 20 minutes?

1399
01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:32,632
We're both adults.

1400
01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:37,771
20 minutes and you're out, Kessler.

1401
01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:40,374
You're a hell of a hostess,
you know that?

1402
01:29:50,586 --> 01:29:51,718
Lewis!

1403
01:29:56,792 --> 01:30:00,327
I thought you were on location.

1404
01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:11,371
It's neddy wales, the cowboy prince!

1405
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,340
When's the coronation, kid?

1406
01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:19,579
Lewis, where are you goin'?

1407
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:24,418
It's just like back home.

1408
01:30:24,453 --> 01:30:25,697
Every time we have soup for supper,

1409
01:30:25,721 --> 01:30:27,921
I get a peppercorn on the first swallow.

1410
01:30:35,998 --> 01:30:37,330
Lewis!

1411
01:30:38,534 --> 01:30:39,733
Lew...

1412
01:30:43,238 --> 01:30:46,206
♪<i>happy days are here again</i>♪

1413
01:30:46,241 --> 01:30:50,076
♪<i>The skies above are clear again</i>♪

1414
01:30:50,112 --> 01:30:53,480
♪<i>So let's sing a song of cheer again</i>♪

1415
01:30:53,515 --> 01:30:57,584
♪<i>Happy days are here again</i>♪

1416
01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:59,586
♪<i>Altogether, shout it now</i>♪

1417
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:03,190
♪<i>There's no one who can doubt it now</i>♪

1418
01:31:03,225 --> 01:31:06,693
♪<i>So let's tell the world about it now</i>♪

1419
01:31:06,728 --> 01:31:10,464
♪<i>Happy days are here again</i>♪

1420
01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:14,000
♪<i>Your cares and troubles are gone</i>♪

1421
01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:18,605
♪<i>There'll be no more from now on</i>♪

1422
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:21,608
♪<i>Happy days are here again</i>♪

1423
01:31:21,643 --> 01:31:25,712
♪<i>The skies...</i>♪

1424
01:32:28,911 --> 01:32:31,845
Wait, wait, I wouldn't go
in there, ma'am!

1425
01:32:49,331 --> 01:32:50,997
Okay, hold it down, boys!

1426
01:32:51,033 --> 01:32:51,932
Hold it down.

1427
01:32:51,967 --> 01:32:53,300
Story time.

1428
01:32:58,473 --> 01:33:00,640
Howard, have you seen Lewis?

1429
01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:01,875
Where's Lewis?

1430
01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:04,110
Screw him.

1431
01:33:04,146 --> 01:33:06,947
Can you hear me?

1432
01:33:06,982 --> 01:33:08,081
Alright, cut it out.

1433
01:33:08,116 --> 01:33:09,382
I'm only kidding around.

1434
01:33:09,418 --> 01:33:11,551
Lewis is in trouble. I can't find him.

1435
01:33:11,587 --> 01:33:12,897
Well, he ain't here, you can see that.

1436
01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:14,854
Fellas, who's got a story? Who's got a...

1437
01:33:14,890 --> 01:33:16,523
Sam, come on up and tell us a story!

1438
01:33:16,558 --> 01:33:18,992
Somebody's been to his apartment.

1439
01:33:19,027 --> 01:33:23,330
That's no sweat off my hocks.
What are you doing here?

1440
01:33:23,365 --> 01:33:24,698
This affair is gents-only.

1441
01:33:24,733 --> 01:33:25,398
Howard!

1442
01:33:25,434 --> 01:33:27,267
Let's hear it for Howard!

1443
01:33:29,571 --> 01:33:31,638
Excuse me, troutster.

1444
01:33:31,673 --> 01:33:32,806
Duty calls.

1445
01:33:39,314 --> 01:33:41,615
Our own Howard.

1446
01:33:41,650 --> 01:33:42,760
Want me to tell it straight?

1447
01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:44,084
You know me... no bullshit.

1448
01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:46,886
You think you can handle this assignment?

1449
01:33:46,922 --> 01:33:48,822
Give 'em hell,
you leathery son of a bitch.

1450
01:33:53,462 --> 01:33:55,128
Well, let's see.

1451
01:33:57,866 --> 01:34:01,568
One time Jackson and me was
ridin' out by the wicker ranch.

1452
01:34:01,603 --> 01:34:02,869
We run into some bad weather

1453
01:34:02,904 --> 01:34:05,338
and had to put up there for the night.

1454
01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:06,573
Now, at that time,

1455
01:34:06,608 --> 01:34:10,176
old man wicker's girls
was about 16 years old.

1456
01:34:10,212 --> 01:34:12,846
Locomotive and caboose we called 'em.

1457
01:34:12,881 --> 01:34:15,315
One of 'em, Clarice,
she looked like she had hid

1458
01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:18,618
a couple of prize hens
up under her sweater.

1459
01:34:18,654 --> 01:34:21,454
And the other one...
Loraleen, I believe it was...

1460
01:34:21,490 --> 01:34:25,025
She has hers all behind...
Biggest ass I've ever seen.

1461
01:34:25,060 --> 01:34:26,960
That's why, locomotive and caboose...

1462
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:30,830
One of 'em up front,
and the other, behind.

1463
01:34:30,866 --> 01:34:32,032
Well, anyhow...

1464
01:34:32,067 --> 01:34:33,233
Trouty, he's at my place.

1465
01:34:33,268 --> 01:34:35,802
Jackson spied this inner tube,

1466
01:34:37,072 --> 01:34:43,576
and, he brought it
over to me and had this...

1467
01:34:43,612 --> 01:34:45,578
Had this big grin on his face...

1468
01:34:45,614 --> 01:34:48,048
923 north bower.

1469
01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:58,491
Hey, Jackson, why don't you tell it?

1470
01:34:58,527 --> 01:35:00,304
You were the one pulled
the trick on those girls.

1471
01:35:00,328 --> 01:35:01,161
Come on, come on.

1472
01:35:01,196 --> 01:35:03,029
Get Jackson up here to tell it.

1473
01:35:08,336 --> 01:35:10,904
Hey, Howard, where you goin'?

1474
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:18,311
Look, trouty, just because I'm from Iowa.

1475
01:35:18,346 --> 01:35:21,581
When I see a man in a tuxedo
with two glasses in his hand...

1476
01:35:21,616 --> 01:35:24,284
Forget Kessler. He was on his
way to sid's stag.

1477
01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:27,554
He wanted to kibitz for a
minute. I couldn't keep him out.

1478
01:35:27,589 --> 01:35:30,423
Listen, Lewis, I went
to your place after you ran out.

1479
01:35:30,459 --> 01:35:34,227
It looked like the crimean war
had played there.

1480
01:35:34,262 --> 01:35:36,429
You didn't turn on the lights, did you?

1481
01:35:36,465 --> 01:35:38,231
Yes, I turned on the lights.

1482
01:35:38,266 --> 01:35:40,333
Lewis, what kind of trouble are you in?

1483
01:35:40,368 --> 01:35:42,035
Who said I'm in any trouble?

1484
01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:45,271
Why don't you just step over
there and push down that latch?

1485
01:35:48,643 --> 01:35:50,110
I don't expect any problems.

1486
01:35:50,145 --> 01:35:52,412
Sometimes it's just better
to play it safe, that's all.

1487
01:35:54,883 --> 01:35:56,483
My god! Hey!

1488
01:35:56,518 --> 01:35:59,586
Don't say another word and
you may survive this evening.

1489
01:35:59,621 --> 01:36:00,621
Hey, listen, let her go.

1490
01:36:00,655 --> 01:36:02,355
She doesn't know a damn thing.

1491
01:36:02,390 --> 01:36:05,158
What I told the lady
goes for you, too, junior.

1492
01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:11,030
Hey, hold it.

1493
01:36:11,066 --> 01:36:12,465
What do you think you're doing?

1494
01:36:12,501 --> 01:36:15,201
Look, I'd give you back
the money, but it's gone.

1495
01:36:15,237 --> 01:36:16,714
I put most of it in a moving picture.

1496
01:36:16,738 --> 01:36:18,838
The rest's in a bank... Honest.

1497
01:36:20,275 --> 01:36:23,309
Look, how was I gonna get it back to ya?

1498
01:36:23,345 --> 01:36:26,079
Wait a minute.
You want land... farm land?

1499
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:29,249
You don't want it now, but
someday you'll wanna retire.

1500
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:30,495
You'll have to share it, of course,

1501
01:36:30,519 --> 01:36:32,552
but it's good land... fertile.

1502
01:36:32,587 --> 01:36:35,755
Come on, yes or no?

1503
01:36:35,791 --> 01:36:36,923
You're hurting me.

1504
01:36:36,958 --> 01:36:39,192
I am tired of this whole thing.

1505
01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,831
Maybe it's my fault
for not making that clear.

1506
01:36:47,602 --> 01:36:50,837
First you come in the door...

1507
01:36:50,872 --> 01:36:53,406
Ruin the lock.

1508
01:36:53,441 --> 01:36:54,952
Who is gonna pay for somethin' like that?

1509
01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:58,444
I'm a guest in this house.

1510
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:02,882
You abuse the lady...
And you take my wallet.

1511
01:37:02,918 --> 01:37:04,717
Well, it should be
no surprise to you, then,

1512
01:37:04,753 --> 01:37:06,686
to know that I'm fed up.

1513
01:37:09,825 --> 01:37:11,291
Jesus, you shot me in the elbow.

1514
01:37:13,261 --> 01:37:16,262
I can hardly believe you really did that.

1515
01:37:16,298 --> 01:37:17,330
Give me that.

1516
01:37:22,771 --> 01:37:24,404
I think you killed him!

1517
01:37:30,912 --> 01:37:32,412
Howard, you're terrific.

1518
01:37:32,447 --> 01:37:34,325
You looked like old Billy pueblo
comin' through that door

1519
01:37:34,349 --> 01:37:36,883
all hunched up and ready to strike.

1520
01:37:36,918 --> 01:37:39,052
And you killed that skinny bastard.

1521
01:37:39,087 --> 01:37:41,688
If I did, it was a miracle of the lord,

1522
01:37:41,723 --> 01:37:44,858
'cause I was shootin' blanks.

1523
01:37:44,893 --> 01:37:46,459
Blanks? Really?

1524
01:37:46,494 --> 01:37:50,163
No kiddin'.

1525
01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,298
That's terrific.

1526
01:37:52,334 --> 01:37:54,834
Better get this man
some medical attention, trouty.

1527
01:37:58,173 --> 01:38:03,710
Jesus, there's a hole in my leg,
a round hole.

1528
01:38:03,745 --> 01:38:06,846
Well, it isn't really round,
but it's a hole.

1529
01:38:06,882 --> 01:38:08,214
Howard, I can't believe it.

1530
01:38:08,250 --> 01:38:10,717
They come in here, shoot, don't even ask.

1531
01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:12,096
Shoot me in the elbow and the leg...

1532
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:13,720
Once here and once here. Bandits.

1533
01:38:15,323 --> 01:38:16,456
Help me get my pants on.

1534
01:38:16,491 --> 01:38:18,157
Take it easy, take it easy.

1535
01:38:18,193 --> 01:38:19,726
Twice.

1536
01:38:19,761 --> 01:38:22,195
I've been shot by bandits.

1537
01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:23,329
Where?

1538
01:38:23,365 --> 01:38:24,631
Bower and fountain.

1539
01:38:24,666 --> 01:38:27,600
Yes, yes, please. Will you hurry?

1540
01:38:27,636 --> 01:38:29,535
I want you to know that this whole affair

1541
01:38:29,571 --> 01:38:31,070
has been a terrible embarrassment.

1542
01:38:31,106 --> 01:38:34,073
I really never meant
for things to go quite that far.

1543
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:38,711
Take it easy.

1544
01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:41,447
Easy does it, easy does it.

1545
01:38:41,483 --> 01:38:43,750
I come all the way out here
and what happens?

1546
01:38:43,785 --> 01:38:46,686
Place goes crazy.

1547
01:38:46,721 --> 01:38:47,754
Watch your feet there.

1548
01:38:47,789 --> 01:38:49,956
Shootout.

1549
01:38:49,991 --> 01:38:53,693
The room lit up with gunfire.

1550
01:38:53,728 --> 01:38:57,931
Alright, up.

1551
01:38:57,966 --> 01:39:01,968
Howard? Howard?

1552
01:39:02,003 --> 01:39:03,503
Yeah?

1553
01:39:05,573 --> 01:39:08,308
This would make one hell
of a story, don't you think?

1554
01:39:08,343 --> 01:39:10,343
Sure it would.

1555
01:39:10,378 --> 01:39:14,213
Thing like this
could be worth a lot of money.

1556
01:39:14,249 --> 01:39:18,751
We're talkin'
about independent wealth here.

1557
01:39:20,288 --> 01:39:25,091
Salesman, he says, "what'll it be, sir?"

1558
01:39:25,126 --> 01:39:28,361
And you tell him, "Taj Mahal."

1559
01:39:28,396 --> 01:39:31,631
"Sorry," he says. "That's not for sale."

1560
01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:34,033
"Well, then," you say,

1561
01:39:34,069 --> 01:39:37,236
"give me the whole damn country."

1562
01:39:37,272 --> 01:39:38,638
"Yes, sir," he says.

1563
01:39:38,673 --> 01:39:41,107
And he does.

1564
01:39:41,142 --> 01:39:42,775
He wraps it on up.

1565
01:39:42,811 --> 01:39:44,644
That's independent wealth, for ya.

1566
01:39:44,679 --> 01:39:46,379
Weasels and silk pajamas.

1567
01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:50,850
Troutster, you go along with the boy.

1568
01:39:55,090 --> 01:39:58,858
Who is that kid?

1569
01:39:58,893 --> 01:40:00,760
Lewis tater.

1570
01:40:00,795 --> 01:40:02,161
He's a writer.

1571
01:40:02,197 --> 01:40:05,131
Just sold his first novel.

1572
01:40:11,773 --> 01:40:14,707
The slightest smile
broke across the kid's face

1573
01:40:14,743 --> 01:40:18,678
as the barking revolvers
became nothing but a memory.

1574
01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:20,613
Secure in the knowledge of his friendship

1575
01:40:20,648 --> 01:40:22,248
with the old trapper and the girl,

1576
01:40:22,283 --> 01:40:24,217
he sped along...

1577
01:40:24,252 --> 01:40:26,285
He had done his job.

1578
01:40:33,194 --> 01:40:38,564
♪ Hold you in my arms

1579
01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:44,670
♪ someone took you out of my arms ♪

1580
01:40:44,706 --> 01:40:50,309
♪ Still I feel the thrill
of your charms ♪

1581
01:40:50,345 --> 01:40:56,582
♪ Lips that once were mine

1582
01:40:56,618 --> 01:41:01,387
♪ tender eyes that shine

1583
01:41:01,423 --> 01:41:06,959
♪ they will light my way tonight ♪

1584
01:41:06,995 --> 01:41:12,498
♪ I'll see you in my dreams

1585
01:41:42,297 --> 01:41:46,265
♪ lips that once were mine

1586
01:41:48,436 --> 01:41:53,372
♪ tender eyes that shine

1587
01:41:53,408 --> 01:41:59,278
♪ they will light my way tonight ♪

1588
01:41:59,314 --> 01:42:06,385
♪ I'll see... You...
In... My... Dr-e-e-e-eams ♪