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Horror Pills is pleased to present:
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The buildings were casualties
of structural damage...
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...tsunami risk in the coastal area...
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Your God is underground.
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So don't stop praying to him.
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Nobody will save you.
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When you die not
you will never be able to return.
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Your God is underground.
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So don't stop praying to him.
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Nobody will save you.
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When you die not
you will never be able to return.
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Latest news! The world is changing
opening and it's about to suck you in.
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There is nothing you can do.
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Hypocritical!
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Swallowed by the earth and captured.
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Convicted, imprisoned,
immersed in darkness.
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Your God is underground.
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So don't stop praying to him.
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Nobody will save you.
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When you die not
you will never be able to return.
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Your God is underground.
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So don't stop praying to him.
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Nobody will save you.
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When you die not
you will never be able to return.
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Angels flying.
Animals on the scaffold.
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My son asked me
if we would have survived.
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Carbon dioxide for breakfast.
Cyanide-flavored cereals.
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I'll leave the rest
to your imagination.
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Imagination will be
the last thing you will have left.
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Get on board, over
the intergalactic bridge.
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To distract you from your grave.
To distract you from your grave.
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We have hope
thanks to the magical forest.
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Created metaphysically, while the streets
they split and the legs break.
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While the streets split
and the legs break.
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Blood mixes with ashes,
hell becomes normality.
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Welcome to Los Angeles...
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Your God is underground.
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So don't stop praying to him.
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Nobody will save you.
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When you die not
you will never be able to return.
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I don't understand why
always pretend to be asleep.
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That is...
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Ok, I know what you like.
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You know it? My hands are
getting so big...
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...that one day I won't need
plus the rope.
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Stronger.
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- Are you afraid of hurting me one day?
- No.
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No... maybe.
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Only sometimes.
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I feel it when you're scared.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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- It's your turn. What do you want me to do?
- I...
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Don't worry about me.
Turn around and close your eyes.
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- But why...?
- Turn around. Everything is fine.
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Close your eyes.
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Close them well.
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You will see that...
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The darkness will disappear.
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Relax...
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Close your eyes to really see...
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Everything you ever wanted to see.
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And when you sleep soundly...
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Dream about me.
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HI. It's me again.
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I was wondering how you were.
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I? Well... everything's great now.
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I feel much better.
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Except for the butterflies in my stomach.
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Have I ever told you about my father?
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He was a good man.
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One day after school,
my father told me...
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than my mother's breasts
they were about to run out.
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That night... when he went to sleep...
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...we entered his room.
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He told me...
that I had to hold her,
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to eliminate evil.
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My mom was so happy.
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He told me that day
I became a real man.
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And now that I think about it...
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...I understand why he chose
to make me do it.
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He wanted to prove it to her
that I was a real man.
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And I admire him for this.
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If there is something missing
in this world, he is a real man.
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Here you are again. Start again.
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ILLNESS
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{\an8}Now just sit there.
Don't run away again.
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{\an8}Be a good girl.
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{\an8}Children are bad
who run away.
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{\an8}You, on the other hand, are good.
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{\an8}Don't be afraid, little one.
Mom is coming.
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{\an8}God...
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{\an8}Give me health and strength.
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{\an8}Space is shrinking.
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{\an8}The walls are closing in.
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{\an8}and my options are dwindling.
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{\an8}My little girl is trapped
behind the concrete.
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{\an8}I have to get to her.
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I'll have to eat it to stay alive!
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{\an8}I will sacrifice my little girl.
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Silence!
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All your answers are in the hole.
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{\an8}But the hole is a portal to hell
where the beast awaits me.
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Your little one is trapped in the hole.
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{\an8}My little one!
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Feel how he cries...
He wants to be with his mom.
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Hurry.
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You have to reach her...
before the beast does.
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Go to your little girl.
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{\an8}Don't be afraid, little one.
Mom is coming.
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Be careful not to fall.
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The hole is very deep.
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Your legs would end up in pieces.
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“You stuck parts of your brother
in the wedding cake?
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To win 600 nights
free in a motel?"
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I would like to interject to put
doubt your existence.
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Yes, that seems reasonable to me.
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You can choose to resurrect
that child,
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or alternatively drink
this spit cup,
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kindly donated by
a local farmers' association.
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What's your name, nigga!?
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Hello, my friends.
My name is Dr. Albert Clinton.
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Do you happen to have problems?
with anxiety management,
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or an unmotivated fear that hinders you
from unleashing your full potential?
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Have you been suffering from it for a long time? Live
in a world of fear and regret?
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Don't be afraid.
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For a small price, you can visit
our "Coat Hanger" clinic.
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I guarantee you will recover
from your fears, with just one visit.
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EVEN WITHOUT RESERVATION
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We'll show you, slut!
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Take this.
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Piss!
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- Stop, I don't see anything!
- We need to get the TV fixed.
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- Turn up the volume...
- Get out of the front!
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They're about to finish it.
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Oh shit...
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- Tear it to pieces.
- Who wants to have their dick skewered?
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Holy shit!
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Thank you. Is it sativa? Or does it indicate?*
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{\an8}Species of Marijuana.
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I don't like the indication,
I want sativa.
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- This movie disgusts me.
- What? Fuck you say, this is art.
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- Right!
- This? This is rubbish.
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- Art is rubbish.
- B, you have to do something.
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You just sit there all the time
the day smoking weed.
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And shoveling shit on everyone.
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Why do you hate me so much?
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- This... is really rubbish.
- Then you didn't see your face.
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I'm sorry, but it is.
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Your mustache and your way
I'm rubbish at rapping.
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- Do you like to joke?
- The only joke is your face.
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Are you 40 years old? You wouldn't see
shit not even from afar.
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- Not even the reflection.
- Seriously? 40?
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- Minimum 40.
- Thank you! I thought we were friends...
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- You have no friends.
- Not anymore.
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- I'm your friend.
- Maybe because you killed them all.
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You even killed Muffy.
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We didn't kill them, B.
We just sent them somewhere else.
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- Exact.
- Did you make them disappear?
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- I don't... Okay, we did it.
- But now they have a job!
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- Yes, exactly.
- They all have jobs.
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They are farmers.
Farmers for life.
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So are they still alive?
Are my parents alive?
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- Can I see them?
- Now he also wants to meet them.
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- Hate!
- Mom?
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You have the same face!
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We didn't go to heaven.
We need money.
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- You need a toothbrush, mom!
- Mom?
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- Mom?
- Please, B...
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Let me meet
my mother and father.
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You can't go back in there.
Remember what happened last time.
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Your two-dimensional body does not
can last eternity, nigga.
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I'm not your nigga.
You treat me like a slave...
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What the fuck are you talking about?
"Negro" or "slave" is the same thing.
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- I have to take a shit. - Do you want a shit?
Look at yourself in the mirror.
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- Holy shit, you have craters on your face.
- I wonder what's in there.
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- What's in his ass.
- Anyway, you're dicks.
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Oh yes? Eat my shit!
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I missed you, you son of a bitch.
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What courage...
Calling me 40...
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...sieg heil!
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Please God...
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Fuck.
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Oh shit!
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- Hey, B. How are you?
- Oh my God!
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What a scent.
Ate soup?
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What are you doing here?
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You had problems with yours
transdimensional friends...
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- ...so I wanted to know if you were okay.
- The restraining order, remember?
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I know, I just can't
to stop thinking about you.
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Remember when we met
last time and we had sex...
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- Yes, I remember.
- You were really drunk.
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I, on the other hand, was sober.
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I was above you...
you showed no signs of life,
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like a dead woman...
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And I was riding you,
fucking and banging hard.
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You don't remember anything, do you?
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You don't remember shit, do you?
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I think you've stopped
to breathe for a moment.
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It was like having sex with...
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It was like having sex with a dead dog.
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How to fuck a dead dog.
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Very exciting.
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- Move!
- I'm wiping my ass.
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Anyway, I heard your mix-tape
and it's fantastic. You have talent.
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- Thank you.
- I want to be part of your life!
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I played it to some of my friends and
they said you'll be a star.
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I know, it's cool, right?
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- We should listen to it together.
- Yes? Why don't we see you later?
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- Promise? Are you coming later?
- Yes.
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- Are you sure?
- After breastfeeding. Certain.
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Okay, I'll wait for you then.
Okay, see you later.
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Got it!
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You have shit on your face.
Clean yourself up, slut!
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I hate this fucking movie.
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I love this earthquake.
The best thing that ever happened.
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And the best part is that everyone
my enemies are dead.
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- Why did you choose me?
- You know me! I didn't do anything!
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{\an8}It's not good.
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{\an8}This shouldn't be here.
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Bitch!
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Don't touch my stuff.
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{\an8}SOCK
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“Sock” is taped in front
a live audience.
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{\an8}Created by Steve and David Firth
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...live audience.
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Get your legs off my legs.
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Do you think I want to share them with you?
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I share them with you.
Not you with me, bitch.
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Hey, you stupid piece of shit.
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...piece of shit.
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Have you ever wanted a spiritual connection
with a parasite from space?
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{\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK!
$5.99 per min. minimum 18 years
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{\an8}Call now!
My name is Bullets Spaghetti.
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{\an8}I'm here to cut ties with
your body and fuck your calcified mind.
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I'll beat your stupid ass
with an anal plug
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and I will give it to that insect.
You'll see...
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{\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK!
$14.49 per min. minimum 17 years
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Hey, bitch. Do you want to get banged?
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Fire!
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{\an8}Call now! 1-88-RAT-FUCK!
$29.93 dollars per min. minimum 19 years
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- Hey...
- Are you here to have an abortion?
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- No, I'm not.
- Are you here to "empty yourself"?
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- Ninth. That is...
- Do you have to "empty yourself"?
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00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:35,803
- No, actually...
- You have to "empty yourself".
244
00:44:35,887 --> 00:44:40,642
Got some macaroni to unload?
245
00:44:40,725 --> 00:44:42,393
- What?
- HID?
246
00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:44,938
- No, listen...
- Robaleppi?
247
00:44:45,021 --> 00:44:49,400
I saw the advert and...
I have a phobia.
248
00:44:49,484 --> 00:44:54,197
- Do you have an appointment?
- You also said without reservation...
249
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,575
- You have to "download".
- Who? I?
250
00:44:57,659 --> 00:45:00,620
- Are you here to have an abortion?
- What does that mean?
251
00:45:00,703 --> 00:45:03,247
How many are here to have an abortion?
252
00:45:05,249 --> 00:45:10,254
- Dude, you're going to have to wait a long time.
- What? Why?
253
00:45:10,338 --> 00:45:13,967
- It takes an hour and a half.
- There's no one here.
254
00:45:14,050 --> 00:45:17,387
- Do you have to download?
- I won't wait an hour and a half.
255
00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:20,974
- Do you have to download?
- I'm leaving and coming back.
256
00:45:28,064 --> 00:45:33,486
- Okay, I'll wait. All right.
- Do you have an appointment?
257
00:45:35,989 --> 00:45:38,950
I'm getting angry.
258
00:46:09,439 --> 00:46:13,651
Ok, listen...
259
00:46:13,735 --> 00:46:18,364
I won't wait an hour and a half.
I just can't.
260
00:46:18,448 --> 00:46:22,702
I'll go and come back later. Okay?
261
00:46:24,787 --> 00:46:26,664
It's a...
262
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,417
And if...
263
00:46:31,377 --> 00:46:33,254
Think that...
264
00:46:34,297 --> 00:46:36,341
Can I have a Krabby Pat...
265
00:46:38,343 --> 00:46:40,219
When I can...
266
00:46:42,555 --> 00:46:44,974
Ok, here's what I'll do.
267
00:46:45,058 --> 00:46:49,020
I'll take the form now.
He can only...
268
00:46:49,103 --> 00:46:54,108
Ok, just stay still...
269
00:46:55,276 --> 00:46:59,572
Can you take it? Okay, no...
270
00:47:01,032 --> 00:47:04,661
Okay. That's it.
271
00:47:05,870 --> 00:47:10,833
How much do I owe her? Do I owe her anything?
272
00:47:11,876 --> 00:47:14,295
250... What?!
273
00:47:16,381 --> 00:47:19,300
For what? Leave it alone...
274
00:47:21,678 --> 00:47:26,975
I'll leave them here... Here...
275
00:47:30,687 --> 00:47:32,772
What should I do?
276
00:47:33,356 --> 00:47:35,566
No.
277
00:47:35,650 --> 00:47:38,778
No. Seriously?
278
00:47:53,501 --> 00:47:55,503
Done...
279
00:48:02,218 --> 00:48:06,306
Okay...
280
00:48:40,923 --> 00:48:47,764
Hey... I'm sorry about earlier...
It was quite strange.
281
00:48:47,847 --> 00:48:54,145
- It does not matter. It doesn't do anything.
- Well...
282
00:48:55,271 --> 00:48:57,106
Okay.
283
00:49:04,447 --> 00:49:09,535
What the fuck? “Have you ever ejaculated
in your mouth, in your anus..."
284
00:49:09,619 --> 00:49:13,623
"Or blocked the flow
to come inside you?"
285
00:49:13,706 --> 00:49:19,128
"Your fears make you gayer
or less straight?..." What questions are they?
286
00:50:26,863 --> 00:50:30,742
I'm sorry, but fears pay off
or more gay or less straight.
287
00:50:32,410 --> 00:50:36,205
I don't even know how
answer that question.
288
00:50:36,289 --> 00:50:38,958
How did you respond?
289
00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:42,003
I don't have that, I have this.
290
00:50:42,086 --> 00:50:47,508
- Do you remember?
- Right. Sorry.
291
00:50:51,095 --> 00:50:55,224
Do you see that guy over there?
292
00:51:13,785 --> 00:51:20,083
The procedure that serves fools,
to recognize your own wisdom...
293
00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:27,507
It requires destruction
of all your fears.
294
00:51:27,590 --> 00:51:32,637
You know… the dick it gets
a dog toy.
295
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:37,600
The swan who covers himself with shit.
296
00:51:37,684 --> 00:51:41,354
Worker ants
that suffocate the queen
297
00:51:41,437 --> 00:51:46,943
into a big, fucking, pulsating ball.
298
00:51:47,026 --> 00:51:50,280
The sun...
299
00:51:50,363 --> 00:51:53,950
The sun that cries while
eat some ice cream.
300
00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:56,494
Futility reigns.
301
00:51:57,537 --> 00:52:00,456
Fuck man, have you ever hit
a nigga with a nigga?
302
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,083
I mean literally.
303
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:06,879
Have you ever taken his best friend
and used his ass like a club?
304
00:52:06,963 --> 00:52:14,595
If the answer is yes, call the damn thing
1-88-RAT-FUCK, for your free trial.
305
00:52:41,998 --> 00:52:46,502
I can... still see you, nigga.
306
00:52:53,885 --> 00:52:56,304
What was he talking about?
307
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,018
It's all the earthquake's fault.
308
00:53:02,101 --> 00:53:06,564
It drove everyone crazy. Really.
309
00:53:07,649 --> 00:53:11,903
Yeah... maybe it was the earthquake.
310
00:53:14,989 --> 00:53:20,703
- What does "maybe" mean?
- It means it could be something else.
311
00:53:23,373 --> 00:53:26,209
As you like.
312
00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:31,005
So... is your boyfriend okay with it?
313
00:53:31,089 --> 00:53:35,843
- I don't have a boyfriend.
- Understood.
314
00:53:35,927 --> 00:53:38,429
He was just a guy...
315
00:53:38,513 --> 00:53:44,185
I was drunk and I don't remember much...
316
00:53:45,770 --> 00:53:49,691
He doesn't know, but it doesn't matter.
317
00:53:49,774 --> 00:53:53,987
- What do you mean?
- You don't need to know.
318
00:53:57,865 --> 00:54:00,159
- I would not know.
- What?
319
00:54:01,744 --> 00:54:07,875
- Why not tell him?
- Because it's not... that is...
320
00:54:10,003 --> 00:54:15,049
Why should I tell him?
It's my body.
321
00:54:15,133 --> 00:54:19,137
- Yes, but... I don't know.
- What?
322
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:23,766
I don't think it's the best choice.
323
00:54:23,850 --> 00:54:28,146
I'm not saying you're a good person...
That is, a bad person...
324
00:54:28,229 --> 00:54:31,983
You know what I mean. That is...
325
00:54:33,026 --> 00:54:36,154
Are you afraid to tell him?
326
00:54:37,238 --> 00:54:42,368
I'd rather not do it, but...
327
00:54:42,452 --> 00:54:48,499
It seems like you're running away
from a simple problem to solve.
328
00:54:48,583 --> 00:54:53,421
- We are all afraid of something...
- Yes.
329
00:54:53,504 --> 00:54:57,592
- What are you afraid of?
- The man who is afraid of boobs.
330
00:55:02,096 --> 00:55:06,142
The man who is afraid of boobs.
The man who...
331
00:55:06,225 --> 00:55:08,519
...fear of boobs. It's you?
332
00:55:08,603 --> 00:55:12,148
- I don't have all day, come on.
- Thank you, I appreciate it very much.
333
00:55:12,231 --> 00:55:14,817
I know, move.
334
00:55:22,951 --> 00:55:25,954
Fuck you...
335
00:55:33,586 --> 00:55:37,048
It was fantastic. I didn't try
such a shock since
336
00:55:37,131 --> 00:55:39,592
I left my swab
inside all night.
337
00:55:39,676 --> 00:55:43,096
Now this is shocking.
338
00:56:22,927 --> 00:56:24,429
{\an8}Shit!
339
00:56:39,027 --> 00:56:42,488
Don't be afraid of feces.
340
00:56:42,572 --> 00:56:45,241
Imagine they are your children.
341
00:58:38,521 --> 00:58:41,649
What the fuck? Where are they?
342
00:58:43,484 --> 00:58:47,196
What the fuck is this stuff?
How long have I been unconscious?
343
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,824
- 32 seconds!
- What the fuck...
344
00:58:49,907 --> 00:58:54,954
- Listen, you have to breathe. Inside and out...
- You can do it.
345
00:58:55,038 --> 00:58:57,749
- Breathe in and out...
- I know how to breathe!
346
00:58:57,832 --> 00:59:01,919
- No, you don't know. Inside and out.
- It does not work. Get off me.
347
00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:04,422
- What the fuck?
- Everything is fine.
348
00:59:04,505 --> 00:59:07,759
What the fuck is this shit?
Give me my clothes back.
349
00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:12,013
- Everything is fine.
- You're still a little dirty.
350
00:59:12,096 --> 00:59:14,974
I still can't watch
of boobs. You lied to me.
351
00:59:15,058 --> 00:59:19,312
You wasted my time
with your sick games.
352
00:59:19,395 --> 00:59:21,356
- Calm down.
- You screwed me.
353
00:59:21,439 --> 00:59:23,792
- Calm down, come on...
- I didn't have pants?
354
00:59:23,816 --> 00:59:26,945
You're fine, friend. Christ.
355
00:59:28,071 --> 00:59:31,616
- Our methods seem strange...
- Can you sit down?
356
00:59:31,699 --> 00:59:37,413
...but the results are guaranteed.
357
00:59:37,497 --> 00:59:42,460
You can leave soon.
Very soon.
358
00:59:42,543 --> 00:59:47,590
Whatever your procedure,
It's something that's not for me.
359
00:59:47,674 --> 00:59:50,343
I came in here with a phobia
and I'll leave with seven others.
360
00:59:50,426 --> 00:59:52,887
Everyone reacts like this at first. Okay?
361
00:59:52,971 --> 00:59:58,977
You must understand that I can cure you.
362
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,646
But you have to let me finish.
363
01:00:01,729 --> 01:00:04,607
Do you want to run away like a little bitch?
364
01:00:04,691 --> 01:00:08,152
Do you want to run away like a whore?
Crying?
365
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:28,548
Try another song.
Something that reaches the heart.
366
01:00:28,631 --> 01:00:31,467
Dig deep.
367
01:00:32,510 --> 01:00:34,637
Try, try. One, two, one, two.
368
01:00:34,721 --> 01:00:38,182
That's not a microphone,
they are my hemorrhoids.
369
01:00:39,434 --> 01:00:41,936
I pressed the wrong button.
370
01:00:43,229 --> 01:00:49,402
So... you prefer to sing
a cappella or over an instrumental?
371
01:00:49,485 --> 01:00:53,531
Make me feel something.
372
01:01:04,917 --> 01:01:07,128
No. Absolutely not.
373
01:01:11,633 --> 01:01:13,343
NIGGAPOX
VACCINATE NOW
374
01:01:17,263 --> 01:01:18,723
Fuck.
375
01:01:30,568 --> 01:01:32,362
Just turn it off.
376
01:01:33,613 --> 01:01:35,865
I was wrong. Excuse me.
377
01:01:38,618 --> 01:01:43,456
- Let's do it a cappella.
- A cappella? You will have to put in the effort.
378
01:01:43,539 --> 01:01:46,209
- I'll take care of it.
- Okay.
379
01:01:46,292 --> 01:01:48,628
- Ready?
- Go.
380
01:01:49,712 --> 01:01:53,091
Like… I don't know. Fuck.
381
01:01:54,258 --> 01:01:58,429
Mr Quiggle... Mr Quiggle...
382
01:02:07,313 --> 01:02:11,109
I like it. He's succeeding.
383
01:02:11,192 --> 01:02:14,279
Mr Quiggle, we need to talk.
384
01:02:14,362 --> 01:02:16,406
This waiting is hurting me.
385
01:02:16,489 --> 01:02:18,783
I absolutely have to see you.
386
01:02:18,866 --> 01:02:23,871
So that I can squeeze you.
387
01:02:23,955 --> 01:02:27,417
Before he pulls the trigger.
I'm waiting for you in her little ass.
388
01:02:28,626 --> 01:02:31,129
- Oh shit.
- Hate.
389
01:02:34,841 --> 01:02:37,719
- Shit...
- I can see the head.
390
01:02:37,802 --> 01:02:41,306
Oh shit. Fuck.
391
01:02:43,683 --> 01:02:46,311
Try to drink as much as you can.
392
01:02:48,187 --> 01:02:50,398
Son of a bitch!
393
01:02:51,149 --> 01:02:53,192
He's smiling.
394
01:03:27,393 --> 01:03:30,063
We have to fix the TV.
395
01:06:44,048 --> 01:06:46,718
How do you feel?
396
01:07:05,111 --> 01:07:11,159
Yes, fuck! He cured me!
397
01:07:21,044 --> 01:07:24,714
Yes! Yes! Yes!
398
01:07:24,797 --> 01:07:29,302
Doctor, you cured me!
399
01:07:29,385 --> 01:07:33,765
You know what the funny thing is?
I'm not a real doctor.
400
01:07:33,848 --> 01:07:37,644
I'm just Mr. Quiggle's guest.
401
01:07:37,727 --> 01:07:41,856
I have to thank him! I have to do it!
402
01:07:51,532 --> 01:07:57,080
Where is that son of a bitch?
Hey! Mr Quiggle?
403
01:07:57,163 --> 01:08:00,583
Hey. Are you there?
404
01:08:02,377 --> 01:08:08,341
There you are, asshole. Thanks, friend.
I don't know how to thank you.
405
01:08:09,425 --> 01:08:12,971
Punch your fist... you little bastard.
406
01:08:15,098 --> 01:08:18,309
Here is the list you asked for.
407
01:08:18,393 --> 01:08:22,689
The one about the anal visits?
Put it on my desk.
408
01:08:22,772 --> 01:08:24,315
Hey.
409
01:08:24,399 --> 01:08:27,777
Before you go, I have to tell you something.
410
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:33,908
The last song... it was the bomb.
411
01:08:33,992 --> 01:08:37,412
Crazy.
412
01:08:38,955 --> 01:08:43,543
- My man! Look at it.
- Until next time.
413
01:09:30,632 --> 01:09:34,469
- Should that be me?
- Fuck!
414
01:09:36,262 --> 01:09:40,600
- How long have you been there?
- I've been knocking on your door for 10 minutes.
415
01:09:42,101 --> 01:09:45,521
Did you prefer me to come in through the toilet?
Can you put on some clothes?
416
01:09:46,773 --> 01:09:49,609
- Don't go there.
- What is this?
417
01:09:49,692 --> 01:09:52,612
- Is it an altar?
- No, don't look at it!
418
01:09:52,695 --> 01:09:55,949
- Fuck, it's a fucking altar.
- No, it's not. Walk away.
419
01:09:56,032 --> 01:09:59,911
God, this is disturbing.
Do you have a nipple piercing?
420
01:09:59,994 --> 01:10:02,330
I thought you would like it.
421
01:10:02,413 --> 01:10:05,124
- Not exactly.
- Do you want to throw it?
422
01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:07,251
- No...
- Do you want to make me bleed?
423
01:10:07,335 --> 01:10:11,798
- No, Phil. I'm not here for that.
- And why are you here?
424
01:10:11,881 --> 01:10:15,802
I have to tell you something.
I'm pregnant.
425
01:10:17,178 --> 01:10:20,807
- It's fantastic.
- No, I don't want to keep it.
426
01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:23,518
- Yes indeed.
- No.
427
01:10:25,478 --> 01:10:28,273
- It's not your choice.
- Yes it is.
428
01:10:28,356 --> 01:10:31,776
What if I cut your throat and
take it from me by force, huh?
429
01:10:36,197 --> 01:10:39,742
Party time!
Shut the toilet, man.
430
01:10:42,245 --> 01:10:47,542
- Have you come to help me?
- We have come to save the remote control!
431
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:50,753
- You took the remote control.
- Excuse me.
432
01:10:50,837 --> 01:10:54,173
What the fuck.
I thought we were a team.
433
01:10:54,257 --> 01:10:58,052
- Guys, we're a team.
- I don't know if I want to be part of it.
434
01:10:58,136 --> 01:11:01,055
- This thing stinks.
- So you owe me a favor...
435
01:11:01,139 --> 01:11:05,351
- ...and kill that idiot.
- Kill him? I don't know...
436
01:11:05,435 --> 01:11:07,687
Death is a waste of life.
437
01:11:07,770 --> 01:11:09,856
- He was going to kill me.
- It shouldn't be wasted.
438
01:11:09,939 --> 01:11:12,775
- That guy?
- Yes, you arrived on time.
439
01:11:12,859 --> 01:11:18,281
I just wanted to disturb your social life
to prevent you from having options other than us.
440
01:11:20,158 --> 01:11:22,160
And if instead...
441
01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,252
We survive.
442
01:11:31,336 --> 01:11:33,296
Futility prevails.
443
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:37,342
Don't be fooled by my face.
444
01:11:37,425 --> 01:11:43,431
It's Kazu and Mazu's fault that
they bother me all day.
445
01:11:43,514 --> 01:11:47,644
I'm transdimensional, not gay.
446
01:11:47,727 --> 01:11:50,688
We have a mother-son bond.
447
01:11:50,772 --> 01:11:53,900
My breast milk
it gives him erections.
448
01:11:53,983 --> 01:11:56,110
No God, no teaching.
449
01:11:56,194 --> 01:12:00,156
Futility reigns in a world
that I called paradise,
450
01:12:00,239 --> 01:12:03,534
while angels grow old
in the throes of shame.
451
01:12:03,618 --> 01:12:06,621
Faces plagiarized by radioactivity,
452
01:12:06,704 --> 01:12:09,332
carried by the roar of the underground.
453
01:12:09,415 --> 01:12:13,586
So I asked God
a face without eyes.
454
01:12:13,670 --> 01:12:16,756
I'm in the dark in pain,
my body is afflicted by it.
455
01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,258
I don't worry, art wins.
456
01:12:19,342 --> 01:12:21,511
Let's dig through the garbage in hell.
457
01:12:21,594 --> 01:12:23,930
We survived, but what remains?
458
01:12:24,013 --> 01:12:26,099
No soul, just shells.
459
01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:29,435
We survive.
460
01:12:29,519 --> 01:12:32,730
Futility reigns...
461
01:12:32,814 --> 01:12:37,652
- Oh God! This is what I wanted!
- That's not what I wanted!
462
01:12:37,735 --> 01:12:40,655
- Oh my God!
- The first one was art!
463
01:12:40,738 --> 01:12:43,866
- Will you stop whining?
- You're just opening his ass.
464
01:12:43,950 --> 01:12:46,619
- Look, the best part!
- Oh no!
465
01:12:46,703 --> 01:12:49,580
- Hate!
- Put the remote control back in your pussy!
466
01:12:49,664 --> 01:12:52,667
I don't want to see this shit anymore.
Do you call it art?
467
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:55,813
I think it's exploitative
sexist, but also artistic.
468
01:12:55,837 --> 01:12:59,007
What the fuck are you talking about
You know you're sick, right?
469
01:13:00,091 --> 01:13:02,677
Who cares, that guy was a dick.
470
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,513
- Sucks having his baby
on my lap. - That?
471
01:13:05,596 --> 01:13:07,640
Child? What child?
472
01:13:09,726 --> 01:13:11,853
Come here!
473
01:13:11,936 --> 01:13:14,063
Fly!
474
01:13:22,155 --> 01:13:26,534
- Damn, that's disgusting.
- Fatalities.
475
01:13:32,999 --> 01:13:35,835
See what I'm throwing?
476
01:13:42,133 --> 01:13:45,386
- You got me...
- What do we do with it?
477
01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:49,265
We should smoke it. Right?
478
01:20:54,607 --> 01:20:57,068
I know you're awake.
479
01:20:59,946 --> 01:21:02,156
I heard you sing.
480
01:21:04,367 --> 01:21:06,452
I wasn't singing.
481
01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:14,711
I heard you. You were singing
something never heard before.
482
01:21:16,421 --> 01:21:20,842
- And slightly out of tune.
- Fuck you, I'm never out of tune.
483
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:26,723
- I am sorry.
- Play that piano.
484
01:21:48,077 --> 01:21:51,581
Here you are! I heard it. Things?
485
01:21:51,664 --> 01:21:55,168
It's nothing. I'm fine, calm down.
486
01:21:55,251 --> 01:21:58,880
- Let me see.
- See what? I have nothing.
487
01:21:58,963 --> 01:22:03,551
- I am fine.
- Missy...
488
01:22:04,761 --> 01:22:10,016
I love you... despite everything, remember?
489
01:22:10,099 --> 01:22:15,647
- "Despite everything", of course...
- Can you show me now?
490
01:22:20,318 --> 01:22:23,655
Why can't you shut up?
491
01:22:34,540 --> 01:22:40,588
- I'm trapped here.
I can't take it anymore. - Speaks???
492
01:22:44,092 --> 01:22:46,219
No...
493
01:22:51,683 --> 01:22:55,270
A little help would be appreciated, thanks.
494
01:22:56,938 --> 01:22:58,982
Kenny!
495
01:23:05,822 --> 01:23:12,328
- You should go to a doctor.
- No, no doctor.
496
01:23:13,454 --> 01:23:16,207
What? Why not?
497
01:23:16,291 --> 01:23:21,045
I'm afraid of what they might tell me!
Imagine if they said...
498
01:23:21,129 --> 01:23:25,883
- What if they find something that...
- No, no. You are right.
499
01:23:28,303 --> 01:23:30,888
You are right. Everything is fine.
500
01:23:32,849 --> 01:23:37,145
- Did you try to crush him?
- Crush me?! Crush me?!
501
01:23:37,228 --> 01:23:39,731
- I've tried everything!
- Nobody...
502
01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,232
- To burn it...
- Nobody...
503
01:23:41,316 --> 01:23:44,068
- ...scrape it off, wash it with alcohol...
- ...it crushes me!
504
01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:48,448
- ...nothing works!
- Do you want to know what you can do?
505
01:23:48,531 --> 01:23:53,494
Nothing! You can't do anything!
506
01:23:53,578 --> 01:23:57,707
Alcohol is useless. Why do you try?
He never listens to me.
507
01:24:03,087 --> 01:24:09,385
See what you did?
Why did you do it? You embarrass me!
508
01:24:09,469 --> 01:24:14,182
Yes, look at me. I have nothing.
509
01:24:14,265 --> 01:24:17,977
My own creator is ashamed of me.
Ok, go ahead and compress.
510
01:24:18,061 --> 01:24:20,563
Like a dirty fucking secret.
511
01:24:23,566 --> 01:24:26,486
What do you need this for?
512
01:24:28,613 --> 01:24:34,202
- What problems do you have?
- Have you completely gone crazy?
513
01:24:34,285 --> 01:24:36,788
Hate! Look at it!
514
01:24:38,456 --> 01:24:40,541
God!
515
01:24:43,127 --> 01:24:46,214
I am sorry ...
516
01:24:47,715 --> 01:24:50,843
- Excuse me!
- You have really big hands.
517
01:24:50,927 --> 01:24:53,304
Stop touching me.
518
01:24:59,769 --> 01:25:02,522
- I'll kill you!
- No!
519
01:25:05,692 --> 01:25:07,652
- Wait!
- I'll kill him!
520
01:25:07,735 --> 01:25:12,740
- If you kill me, you'll kill Missy too.
- I love you, forgive me!
521
01:25:12,824 --> 01:25:16,494
- Wait, look there.
- What?
522
01:25:19,622 --> 01:25:22,375
Stay away from me! Stay away!
523
01:25:23,876 --> 01:25:29,966
- What do we do?
- Look at me! I do not know!
524
01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:38,349
Do you want my opinion?
You have only one option.
525
01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:42,145
There is no other choice.
You will have to take care of me.
526
01:25:42,228 --> 01:25:48,359
That's not the meaning
family? Of love?
527
01:25:48,443 --> 01:25:52,614
How could I love you?
You're a fucking talking pimple.
528
01:25:52,697 --> 01:25:58,620
You can start by taking off
those pants off.
529
01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:02,957
Just do it.
530
01:26:15,178 --> 01:26:18,931
Come closer...
531
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:24,103
Everything's fine. It has no teeth.
532
01:26:28,524 --> 01:26:32,570
Yes... let me taste it.
533
01:26:34,948 --> 01:26:36,282
Okay.
534
01:27:06,521 --> 01:27:10,024
Oh god, it's beautiful.
535
01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:14,654
It's so beautiful.
536
01:27:17,907 --> 01:27:21,494
Go like this! Continues!
537
01:27:43,766 --> 01:27:48,855
What a huge cumshot.
I love your flavor.
538
01:27:49,897 --> 01:27:53,776
I knew it would be amazing.
539
01:27:53,860 --> 01:27:56,863
It was...
540
01:27:59,365 --> 01:28:01,868
And now?
541
01:28:01,951 --> 01:28:06,581
Well, that would be nice
give me a name.
542
01:28:06,664 --> 01:28:11,377
It's not nice to be
called... thing.
543
01:28:17,091 --> 01:28:19,469
Well, he's right.
544
01:28:22,013 --> 01:28:26,267
I think I'll call you... Royal.
545
01:28:27,602 --> 01:28:29,646
- Royal...
- I love it!
546
01:28:30,688 --> 01:28:31,731
Ok...
547
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:40,000
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