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Are you kidding me!

2
00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,567
-It's my piano.
-And this is my arm, cockface!

3
00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,121
-Where are you taking it?
-Perth.

4
00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:19,226
Why?

5
00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,434
You need to come home.

6
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My mum's dying.

7
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-I'm going to Perth too.
-What?

8
00:00:23,678 --> 00:00:24,817
-No, you're not.
-Yeah, I am.

9
00:00:24,852 --> 00:00:26,681
How much fuel
did you put in this?

10
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Oh, shit.

11
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It's a diesel, isn't it?

12
00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,722
How do I know you can
look after that girl?

13
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She's indestructible, dude.

14
00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,277
-Did you steal a car?
-You wanna get to Perth?

15
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-Come on!
-Get in.

16
00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:39,763
Well, you're a fuckin' dead man!

17
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Whoo!

18
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That's Matty,
he's my brother.

19
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I just wanted to say that
it's not your fault.

20
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Oh, shit.

21
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I wasn't gonna jump off
the cliff!

22
00:00:51,223 --> 00:00:52,190
Well, what
the hell's this about then?

23
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It's Matty's!

24
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I'm so sorry.

25
00:00:54,744 --> 00:00:56,539
Why? Did you tie the rope?

26
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Her Mum's not in Kal, is she?

27
00:00:58,886 --> 00:01:01,130
Mate, her mum pissed off
when she was a bub.

28
00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,375
I'm sorry I lied about Mum.

29
00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,655
Guys, this is
Suzie. This is the guys.

30
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-This is my little brother.
-Oh, Suzie!

31
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♪ Gonna make up to ya...

32
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I can't imagine meeting
anyone that I love a tenth as
much as I love you.

33
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You idiot.

34
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Hi, Billie.

35
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You're Uncle Lucky.

36
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Do you wanna tell her?

37
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No. He's not telling her.

38
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-I am asking what he wants.
-Well, I don't care what
he wants!

39
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Tobes.

40
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Do you know the thing
that fucks with my head?

41
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If you hadn't have done what
you did, she wouldn't exist.

42
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♪ My, my small Annie...

43
00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,640
Shh. It's OK.

44
00:02:04,745 --> 00:02:06,919
-I miss him!
-Oh, sweetie pie.

45
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Shit! Fuck!

46
00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,914
Fuck! Eugh!

47
00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:17,611
Eugh!

48
00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,836
This is our last
song, Lucky.

49
00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:37,458
Yep.

50
00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:46,018
Get in there, Billie!

51
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Come on, Billie.

52
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Go, Bills.

53
00:03:50,471 --> 00:03:51,886
Whoo-hoo!

54
00:03:56,719 --> 00:03:58,272
Oh, that was awesome!

55
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Thanks.

56
00:03:59,722 --> 00:04:02,552
-You OK?
-Yeah.

57
00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:05,452
You coming, mate?

58
00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:07,039
Yep.

59
00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:20,294
Sorry, I need to piss.

60
00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:22,538
-What's wrong with yours?
-Ours isn't flushing.

61
00:04:24,367 --> 00:04:27,474
-Why haven't you got pants on?
-They're not dry.

62
00:04:27,508 --> 00:04:30,511
Well, we're going on. Like, now.

63
00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:32,651
-Why were they wet?
-What?

64
00:04:32,686 --> 00:04:34,722
Your jeans, how'd they get wet?

65
00:04:34,757 --> 00:04:37,518
Brad spilt beer on 'em
last night.

66
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Or maybe it was wine.

67
00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:41,798
Maybe it was Pete.

68
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Whatever.
Just don't leave us hanging, OK?

69
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Jesus! Fuck!

70
00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:18,732
G'day,
Melbourne. How the fuck are ya?

71
00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,906
You OK?

72
00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:22,460
Thanks.

73
00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:34,713
One, two, three...

74
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♪ Sorry baby I don't give a...

75
00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:42,549
♪ What you're tryna say

76
00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:46,138
♪ Even if I did I'd not
believe you anyway ♪

77
00:05:46,173 --> 00:05:50,073
♪ I don't really care
what you're tryna do ♪

78
00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:54,561
♪ You had enough of me
and I had enough of you ♪

79
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♪ So it's time to go

80
00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:58,875
♪ I'm gonna get my coat

81
00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:03,397
♪ I'm tired of failing, tired of
bailing out this
leaky fucking boat ♪

82
00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:04,847
♪ I'm callin' time

83
00:06:04,881 --> 00:06:06,573
♪ I'm shutting shop

84
00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:10,404
♪ I'm goin' out,
I'm gonna hit the town
this has gotta stop... ♪

85
00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:11,923
Lucky.

86
00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:14,822
Lucky, your phone's ringing.

87
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OK.

88
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Ow. Fuck.

89
00:06:26,972 --> 00:06:28,077
Billie Bee!

90
00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,459
-Hey, Uncle Lucky.
-What are you doing awake?

91
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What's the time over there?

92
00:06:31,874 --> 00:06:33,013
12:14.

93
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That means it's 3:15am
over here.

94
00:06:35,015 --> 00:06:36,016
How did you
know I'd be awake?

95
00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:37,500
Someone just
tagged you on Insta.

96
00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:40,469
Billie, what are you doing
on Instagram in the middle
of the night?

97
00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:41,953
Can't sleep.

98
00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:45,819
Why? It's going on? Are you OK?

99
00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:48,891
Just excited,
I suppose.

100
00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:50,237
About the trip?

101
00:06:51,859 --> 00:06:53,240
It's still, like, a week away.

102
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Eight days.

103
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,623
Exactly. So you're gonna
have to sleep at some point.

104
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I know. I just...

105
00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:00,903
You nervous?

106
00:07:00,937 --> 00:07:03,699
Toby said you're a bit anxious
about playing by yourself.

107
00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:06,011
I just spew
sometimes. No big deal.

108
00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:08,082
-Dad's more worried than I am.
-Yeah, fair enough.

109
00:07:08,117 --> 00:07:11,707
I suppose I would
be too if I was... him.

110
00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,985
-Billie, what
are you doing?
-It's Uncle Lucky. We're just...

111
00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:15,745
I don't care.
It's the middle of the night.

112
00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,264
It's my fault, Tobes. I... I...

113
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-Phones in the kitchen.
Hop into bed. Now.
-It was my fault.

114
00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,717
I shouldn't have rung. I got
the time difference upside-down.

115
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For fuck's sake,
Lucky, it doesn't matter.

116
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It is completely fucking
inappropriate

117
00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:25,583
for her to be
on the phone.

118
00:07:25,617 --> 00:07:27,239
Tobes, you're making a mountain
out of a mole--

119
00:07:27,274 --> 00:07:28,655
Shut up! We have agreed,

120
00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:29,759
against my better judgement,

121
00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:31,623
if I'm honest, to
let her fly over.

122
00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:34,212
And you're calling her,
pissed off your face,

123
00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:37,767
in what looks like a
fucking public toilet at 3am!

124
00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:40,252
-No...
-I swear, we will cancel
the trip, Lucky.

125
00:07:40,287 --> 00:07:41,599
Bullshit. You
can't. You can't do that.

126
00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:42,876
Get your shit together.

127
00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:44,809
I have my...

128
00:07:47,328 --> 00:07:49,123
...shit together.

129
00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:29,543
Oh, looking
a bit rough there, champ.

130
00:08:30,924 --> 00:08:33,098
No-one's interested in a
guy going through a gate, mate.

131
00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:35,066
But they might be interested
in what Avery thinks

132
00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,999
about you getting
it on with Mary Doyle.

133
00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:40,796
Ooh, lovely.
Yeah, that's the shot.

134
00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:43,695
Thrilled for you.
You can fuck off now.

135
00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:45,283
Ahh, no, I think I'll hang.

136
00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,147
You might be
back out in a minute.

137
00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:52,048
Chrissake. You're
just so bad at this.

138
00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,533
How did you let
him get the shot?

139
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,880
-I didn't have a choice.
He was just...
-It's not rocket science, Lucky.

140
00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:57,053
You just don't look at them.

141
00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:58,814
Why was he even there?

142
00:08:58,848 --> 00:09:00,712
I've literally left you
about ten messages.

143
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:04,026
Oh, yeah. Sorry, I know.
My phone's completely dead.

144
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,787
-I forgot to take a charger.
-Oh, that's a huge
surprise.

145
00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,687
You had a fun night.

146
00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,969
OK. No, this...

147
00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:17,936
This isn't... I...

148
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:19,800
No, everyone was just drunk.

149
00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:22,734
I don't even know who she
is. I think she's a friend of...

150
00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:24,840
Wait, you don't know who she is.

151
00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:27,946
This incredibly famous,
extremely on-line woman

152
00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:31,087
with her hand on your chest,
you don't recognise her.

153
00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:33,676
I recognise her from last
night but...

154
00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:35,920
I thought she was a
friend of Brad's or...

155
00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:37,266
Come in.

156
00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,819
Thought she was
just a hanger-on.

157
00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:40,372
-No, she
doesn't have a comment.
-Eugh!

158
00:09:40,407 --> 00:09:42,064
Neither does he.

159
00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,859
-Yeah, I don't even
remember that.
-OK. Bye.

160
00:09:43,893 --> 00:09:45,826
-He doesn't even
know who she is.
-Shocked.

161
00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:47,138
Who who is?

162
00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,967
-Mary Doyle.
-Mary who?

163
00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,175
Doyle.

164
00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,626
-She's from Dance Off.
-Dance Off?

165
00:09:52,661 --> 00:09:55,215
Highest rating show
on Australian television, you
luddite.

166
00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:57,769
-Luddites objected to looms.
-Whatever.

167
00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:00,151
Honestly, Ave,
I was quite pissed.

168
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,256
I just can't believe you put
yourself in this position to
begin with.

169
00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,672
She was just one
of those close talkers.

170
00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:08,677
She did like, a 25 minute
monologue on Biodynamic
fuckin' um...

171
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,645
What's the, it's
like celery but it's red.

172
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,026
-Rhubarb.
-Rhubarb.

173
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:15,166
And she was very
handsy but I didn't do...

174
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,237
No, the point is
is that you gave them a story.

175
00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:18,756
I didn't post the photos.

176
00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,067
No, your
thick-headed drummer did.

177
00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:22,207
She has a Masters
in electrical engineering.

178
00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:24,693
Just thought you'd understand
how this works by now.

179
00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,384
I...

180
00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:33,736
The train
on Platform 24 goes to
Bondi Junction

181
00:10:33,771 --> 00:10:36,014
stopping at all stations.

182
00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,291
First stop...

183
00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,786
Nice boots, sweetheart.

184
00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,271
Nice
mullet, fuck knuckle.

185
00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:02,040
327 comments.

186
00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,456
It's OK, I'll call Betts
and tell her to take 'em down.

187
00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,320
I just need...
Darl, do we have painkillers?

188
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:09,289
Second drawer, same place it's
been for the last 50 hangovers.

189
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,571
Ahh, fuck.

190
00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:18,194
Can you not say "fuck" and not
immediately tell me what it is?

191
00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:20,852
It's just I've got a
radio interview in five minutes.

192
00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:22,889
-What?
-83 FM.

193
00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:25,201
-Oh!
-Out To Lunch
with Hados and Tokka.

194
00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:26,513
-Oh, gross, pull it.
-I'll stick it on.

195
00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:29,516
Can't pull it, I've still got
tickets to sell for next week.

196
00:11:29,550 --> 00:11:32,036
Babe, they're
gonna ask about this.

197
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,796
They will absolutely
ask about it.

198
00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:35,384
No, they're not.

199
00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,179
Those photos have
been up for what, two hours,

200
00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:39,388
and anyway it's an interview
about my gig and my songs.

201
00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:42,218
...next Thursday, the 19th.

202
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,358
You have
a question for Lucky
about his songs.

203
00:11:44,393 --> 00:11:47,016
"All Live" was
our absolute fave.

204
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:50,019
-Avery Mae.
-Oh, feral. I hate that guy.

205
00:11:50,054 --> 00:11:51,987
...rather interesting photos
that have popped up.

206
00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,955
A few had Mary Doyle...

207
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,061
Get Nina
to call and say you're sick.

208
00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:59,166
No, no, no, that would
definitely make it worse.

209
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,858
Oh, that's nice.
This guy just call me a slut.

210
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:02,445
Don't
read it. Why are you reading it?

211
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,619
How am I a slut?

212
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:07,934
"Laclan." Ha, my grandad
was a Laclan. Obsessed by Nazis.

213
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,108
Think
he just liked the uniforms.

214
00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,352
-Jesus!
-Fuck!

215
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:14,906
Who is it?

216
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,390
It's Nina. I don't have...

217
00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:17,771
Answer it.

218
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,428
Hey, Nines.

219
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,362
-Hi, darl. Did you get
the package?
-Yeah, it's in my hands.

220
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:23,604
OK.

221
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,227
The deal
is as good as it's going to get

222
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:27,125
but you have to sign it today.

223
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,129
OK, but didn't we agree that I'd
have some time to think
about this?

224
00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:33,787
Yes, that was three months ago.
We'll discuss it when
I get there.

225
00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:34,926
Jesus!

226
00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:36,031
Christ!

227
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,549
Nina?

228
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,897
Have you seen your
boy with Mary Doyle?

229
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,900
My boy's with who?

230
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,902
Do you not have
alerts on your clients?

231
00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:47,836
Ahh, we represent musicians,
Richard, not gossip fodder.

232
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,354
-She's not...
-Oh, thank you, Nina.

233
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,528
-...gossip...
-Oh hi, darls.

234
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,598
-Hi.
-...fodder.

235
00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,600
-Oh, she's with DanceOff.
-Famously.

236
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,878
I don't understand any of this.

237
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:59,986
The airline gets the rights to
your song for a year and you get
60 grand.

238
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,229
And everyone loves your song
and buys the album.

239
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:04,853
If you ever finish it.

240
00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:06,130
Ahh, that would
be your interview.

241
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:07,510
Oh, Jesus! Fuck!

242
00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:08,822
Hey, how are you
getting out of this?

243
00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,618
-I'll just, I'll tell them
the truth.
-Whoa! Easy, Tiger.

244
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,896
Is the truth good
or bad in this case?

245
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:14,897
Yep. I'm here.

246
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,416
The truth's
rhubarb, apparently...

247
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,211
-Yeah, ready when you are.
-...in this case.

248
00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:21,248
No. Lucky, come. Sit.

249
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:22,560
Stay.

250
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,116
Alright, Lucky, listen.

251
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,085
I know this is all
just nonsense to you, yeah?

252
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,603
-It's not. I...
-But it's my job.

253
00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:34,399
And being family
friendly is part of that.

254
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,884
Well, it paid
for the house you live in.

255
00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:39,991
So, can you just, can you just
not be hilarious? Don't be
sarcastic.

256
00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:42,545
Just don't rise to their bait.

257
00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:46,204
You're gonna be great.

258
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,758
Hello?

259
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,037
Hi. Are you ready? 'Cause
we're patching you through.

260
00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:55,904
And it's... Ooh no,
no, there he is. Lucky Flynn.

261
00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:58,009
Hi, Hados. G'day, Tokka.

262
00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:01,288
So, Lucky, a year ago
no-one had any clue who you were

263
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:05,327
and now you're on Out To Lunch
with Hados and Tokka!

264
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,122
Thanks for having me, guys.
It's an honour.

265
00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:09,020
No,
the honour's all ours, mate.

266
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:11,505
-Is it weird but?
-How's that?

267
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,956
Being a muso but mostly
being known as, you know,

268
00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:17,028
the hairy bloke who scored
Avery Mae.

269
00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:18,961
Yeah.
It's a funny story, actually.

270
00:14:18,996 --> 00:14:21,895
I was playing this New Year's
gig earlier this year
and that's how I--

271
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,518
Which, I think,
we all agree was rather soon

272
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:27,521
after a Avery's very
public split with Grant Bunning.

273
00:14:27,556 --> 00:14:30,559
Who, let's be honest,
is more in the same league.

274
00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:33,182
Oh, Tokka!
Mate, you can't say that!

275
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,563
No, no,
Lucky knows what I mean.

276
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:36,461
I mean, you're a fine-looking
rooster. But, you know--

277
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:39,948
No, no, no, Lucky's not
too bad, are you, mate? He has
other attributes.

278
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,984
Look at
bloody Grant Bunning!

279
00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:43,537
That's what he's
known for, being hot.

280
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,643
And for being a
complete fuckwit.

281
00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:50,441
I think we've had a
bit of a technical issue there.

282
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:51,856
We seem to have lost our guest.

283
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,480
This is Out To Lunch
with Ha...

284
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,312
Well, they didn't
ask about the photos.

285
00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:01,624
You are such a
child sometimes, Lucky.

286
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:05,456
Ave, come on, I'm sorry. I was
just joking. It was a joke.

287
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,044
Oi, Miss Mae.
Give us a smile.

288
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,459
That's it. That's great.

289
00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,909
-Hey!
-Nice and angry. Love it.

290
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,463
-Really, really good.
-I thought I told you
to fuck off.

291
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:15,017
-Lucky, leave him alone.
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

292
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:17,537
-Lucky, stop!
-Just give me that
fucking camera.

293
00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:23,094
That's my car, Lucky.
That's my fucking car!

294
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,303
What is wrong with you?
I can't do this.

295
00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:27,754
-I am calling the cops.
-Oh, don't call
the cops, you dick.

296
00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,687
Oh, I'm a dick? I'm a dick!

297
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,276
Go have a shower, darls,
you stink.

298
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,214
Fuck!

299
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:43,149
Eugh!

300
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,193
She's not here, mate,

301
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:55,195
and I'm sorry I called
you a fuckwit on the radio.

302
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,403
You just
made a massive--

303
00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:58,440
You are
though, a fuckwit.

304
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,756
Hello, Tobes.

305
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,826
Hello, little brother.

306
00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:08,484
Nice radio,
mate. Typically mature.

307
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:11,453
Did you know that to send an
unaccompanied minor on a plane

308
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,455
you have to sign a thing saying
she'll be met by an adult?

309
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,215
Yeah, I know.

310
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,390
So who are you
going to get to meet her?

311
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,702
-Ha, ha.
-Yeah, ha, ha.

312
00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:22,222
Have you got the flight details
written down?

313
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:26,399
-It's Monday week, 12:25pm.
-I know.

314
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,298
That's about the time you'd
normally be cracking your second
beer, isn't it?

315
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,093
Give me a fucking break.

316
00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:32,336
Hey?

317
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:35,511
Mate, look, I'm sorry I rang
in the middle of the night.

318
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:38,376
It was just a time zone
error. It was no big drama.

319
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:43,485
Yeah, well, as her dad, it's my
job to stop the big drama before
it happens.

320
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:46,522
It won't happen. I'm gonna
be ready for her. I promise.

321
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,628
Yeah, you'd better be, matey.

322
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,256
Good afternoon.

323
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,844
Everything OK?

324
00:16:57,878 --> 00:17:00,502
Yep. All good. Bit of a day.

325
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,400
Do you wanna come
in? Cup of tea or...?

326
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,161
We've received a complaint.

327
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,232
Thought he was bluffing.

328
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,061
-Not bluffing.
-No, clearly.

329
00:17:08,096 --> 00:17:10,201
Look at you. Very responsive.

330
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,583
Mr Proctielli claims that you
physically assaulted him.

331
00:17:12,617 --> 00:17:16,518
I was just trying to stop him
taking photos of my distressed
girlfriend.

332
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:18,313
He also said you
smashed his camera.

333
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:22,282
I did that. And a car window.

334
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,766
Whose car was that?

335
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,354
It was Rich's
car, Rich Hodgkins.

336
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:27,736
H-O-D-G-K-I-N-S,
like the disease.

337
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,427
Why was your
girlfriend distressed?

338
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:32,534
Ahh, because Mr Proctielli
is a slimy piece of shit

339
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:34,156
who likes taking
pictures of her bum.

340
00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:40,645
And also probably because
I called her ex-boyfriend the F
word on the radio.

341
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,613
-Fuck?
-Wit. Fuckwit.

342
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,235
Fuckwit. Yep.

343
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,616
Ex-boyfriend?

344
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,550
Grant Bunning. Plays Officer
Cranbrook on Precinct 17.

345
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:53,382
His character's lovely so you
can't accuse him of not being
able to act.

346
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:56,523
Right. Unless Mr Proctielli
drops his complaint,

347
00:17:56,558 --> 00:17:58,284
we'll see you again in
a few days with a summons.

348
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,182
Meantime, keep it cool, huh?

349
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,632
Have a shower.

350
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:05,601
I would literally kill my
already dead mother for a shower
right now.

351
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:24,724
No! Go away.

352
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,837
No! Fuck off!

353
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:39,359
Fuck! Fuck.

354
00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,158
What do you want?

355
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,612
Meg.

356
00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,407
Hey, dickhead.

357
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,410
Miss me?

358
00:18:58,344 --> 00:18:59,759
I...

359
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:05,316
I gotta pee.

360
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,566
Fancy!

361
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:31,860
And school?

362
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:36,244
Mmm. I'm in Year 12 but...

363
00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:40,524
But...

364
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:43,941
Oh well, my school
only goes to Year 10

365
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,875
so if I'm gonna do HSC,
I've gotta go to Bourke,

366
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,395
and that's like,
1.5 hours on the bus each way.

367
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:55,297
I get there sometimes but you
know, Dad's back on the beers.

368
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,506
Right.

369
00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:03,892
Yeah. But like,
school is bullshit anyway.

370
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:08,310
Like, Moby Dick's
not just a whale.

371
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:09,932
Like, fucking der.

372
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,418
Not just a dick either.

373
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:19,908
You've done alright.

374
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:24,361
Oh, it's not my house.

375
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,639
Do you want a beer?

376
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,366
-No, I hate beer.
-Mmm, of course. Sorry.

377
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,471
No, it just tastes like piss.

378
00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:34,785
-Need a coffee or a tea?
-Go with tea, thank you.

379
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:38,961
So, you have a boyfriend?

380
00:20:38,996 --> 00:20:40,860
Maybe it's a girlfriend.

381
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,379
Do you have a girlfriend?

382
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,967
Nuh. Boyfriend.

383
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:47,660
Well, I did but um...

384
00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,662
-We...
-Oh, hi, Ave.

385
00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:53,321
-No, I'm gonna
stay at Mum's.
-OK. Um...

386
00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:55,909
No, I don't wanna talk
about it. I just came back
for my phone.

387
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,670
I know. I'm sorry but...

388
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,913
I don't wanna talk
about it. Have you see my phone?

389
00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:01,121
It's just
on the bench but...

390
00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:03,296
-Hey, that prick is
still out the front--
-Ave...

391
00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:05,678
so can you maybe just try not to
mess up my life

392
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:07,680
more than you
absolutely have to?

393
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:08,853
-That would be really...
-Hi.

394
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:10,476
Oh, shit!

395
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,649
Hi.

396
00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:12,961
This is, ahh, Meg.

397
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,411
Who the fuck is Meg?

398
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,378
I'm the fuck is Meg.
Who the fuck are you?

399
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:17,586
Whoa, woah, woah!

400
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:20,106
This is Avery. She's my
girlfriend. She owns this house.

401
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,315
Oh, yeah. I've
seen you on telly.

402
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,318
You're hot. What
are you doing with him?

403
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:27,596
I actually have
no idea sometimes.

404
00:21:27,631 --> 00:21:30,599
Meg is um... a friend.

405
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,740
Well, I mean, we...

406
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:35,984
Haven't spoken in four years.

407
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:40,091
Do you remember I told you
I drove to Perth when Mum
was sick?

408
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,334
Ahh, sort of.

409
00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:45,959
Well, I gave Meg... Meg
gave me a lift some of the way.

410
00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:49,169
Well then,
what is going on here?

411
00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:52,034
Well, Meg, um... had a bit of an
argument with her Dad and she
needed some...

412
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:54,036
Lucky's gonna
take me to Queensland.

413
00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:57,316
Sorry?

414
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,076
-Yeah, we're going
to Queensland.
-What, Queensland?

415
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:03,805
You told me that you needed
somewhere to go because you had
a fight with your dad.

416
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:06,946
I did. I had a fight with my dad
because he wouldn't take me to
Queensland.

417
00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:09,638
Alright. This is the first
I've heard of this.

418
00:22:09,673 --> 00:22:12,089
You were in a crap mood
and I knew you'd lose your shit.

419
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,850
He
doesn't go well with new
information when he's tired.

420
00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:17,370
Ha! He doesn't he totally
doesn't cope well with new
information when he's tired.

421
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:18,716
OK.

422
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:21,823
No, we're not can have a
whole... Oh, just fuck
off. Can we...

423
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:24,515
Alright, this is all just...

424
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:25,551
So Meg, good luck.

425
00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,449
I am sure, like
everything in Lucky's life,

426
00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:29,417
you'll remain something that
I half understand.

427
00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:30,797
-Uh-huh.
-I'm going to Mum's.

428
00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:36,044
So, when's the wedding?

429
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,081
Meg...

430
00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,739
What's going on?

431
00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:51,370
That's Mum, on the left.

432
00:22:58,825 --> 00:23:00,551
When did you find these?

433
00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:03,071
Last week.

434
00:23:03,105 --> 00:23:04,693
Right.

435
00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:07,075
And your Dad...

436
00:23:07,869 --> 00:23:09,388
Is a lying piece of shit.

437
00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:15,428
-He's probably just trying
to protect--
-No, it's bullshit!

438
00:23:15,463 --> 00:23:18,949
He told me that she
was overseas, my whole life,

439
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:21,158
but she's been in Queensland
this whole time.

440
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,747
And he knew. And I'm 17
and he should have told me.

441
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,922
No, he's a fucking liar.

442
00:23:29,062 --> 00:23:31,582
That's the most
recent one. From Brisbane.

443
00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:35,034
OK.

444
00:23:36,484 --> 00:23:40,626
Look, I get that you wanna find
her. I do. But what do you
think...

445
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,801
What are you hoping to get?

446
00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:47,943
She doesn't know about Matty.

447
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,157
I guess Dad never told her.

448
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:58,851
Don't reckon he even tried.

449
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,924
Like, that's fucked, right?

450
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,203
If your kid
died, you'd wanna know.

451
00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:12,554
Even if you you'd
been a shit parent...

452
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:15,833
You'd wanna know.

453
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:20,942
And I don't have
any money. OK, I don't.

454
00:24:20,976 --> 00:24:22,495
I spent everything
I had on getting here

455
00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:25,843
and I really need to get to
Brisbane and I didn't know who
else to ask.

456
00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,743
Meg, you can't
show up after four years

457
00:24:28,777 --> 00:24:32,056
and just expect me to
hop on a plane with you.

458
00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:33,541
I'm in the middle of a tour.

459
00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:35,819
Your show's
Thursday week. I looked it up.

460
00:24:35,853 --> 00:24:37,683
There's other stuff.

461
00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,170
Billie's coming.

462
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:47,865
Have you told her?

463
00:24:54,872 --> 00:24:57,116
OK. This'll take two days, tops.
I promise.

464
00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:00,188
-Please?
-I have to get this.

465
00:25:00,947 --> 00:25:04,710
Hi, Nina. Yeah, I know,
I've been ignoring it. OK.

466
00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,747
I'll look. OK.

467
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,613
-Sorry.
-What?

468
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,822
-Oh, shit!
-What is it?

469
00:25:13,857 --> 00:25:15,824
Oh, shit.

470
00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,688
-What?
-The...

471
00:25:17,723 --> 00:25:20,622
Just show me. Oh, my god!

472
00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:24,799
Oh, you really are a psycho.

473
00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,973
Fuck!

474
00:25:27,008 --> 00:25:28,354
And you're a
meme. Oh, this is...

475
00:25:28,388 --> 00:25:29,631
Jesus Christ.

476
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:32,323
Look, Meg, like, I'm sorry.

477
00:25:32,358 --> 00:25:35,326
I... I have all
this crazy shit going on

478
00:25:35,361 --> 00:25:39,123
and by tonight there's going
to be more paps out the front.

479
00:25:39,158 --> 00:25:43,127
And the cops are probably gonna
turn up with a summons tomorrow.

480
00:25:43,162 --> 00:25:45,198
And Avery's gone
to her mum's house

481
00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:47,200
which means she'll be
on the lady petrol all night

482
00:25:47,235 --> 00:25:49,099
and she'll be back in
the morning with a migraine

483
00:25:49,133 --> 00:25:52,965
and a million excellent reasons
why I don't deserve her.

484
00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:56,002
And her arsehole ex-boyfriend's
probably gonna sue me.

485
00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:58,695
And I've got this
contract that's doing my head in

486
00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:02,250
and everything's
just complicated, OK?

487
00:26:02,284 --> 00:26:04,977
And I obviously
can't just take off.

488
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:07,048
I mean, I haven't
even unpacked my bag.

489
00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:21,683
♪ You look nice
as all dressed up ♪

490
00:26:21,718 --> 00:26:24,134
♪ A classy bloke
with a half full cup... ♪

491
00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:28,138
Oh, it didn't take
long, eh? Avery's sheets are
barely cold.

492
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:34,247
Ahh. This one's a bit young
though. Oh, you like
the barely legals.

493
00:26:37,043 --> 00:26:38,286
♪ I got you

494
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,254
♪ And I don't care
about the things I have ♪

495
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,912
♪ I got you

496
00:26:43,947 --> 00:26:46,950
♪ And I don't
want anybody else ♪

497
00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:49,193
♪ I got you

498
00:26:49,228 --> 00:26:52,058
♪ Walk in the room
and I start blushing ♪

499
00:26:52,093 --> 00:26:54,682
♪ I got you

500
00:26:54,716 --> 00:26:57,305
♪ I don't know what
but it feels like something ♪

501
00:26:57,339 --> 00:27:00,757
♪ I got you

502
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:02,724
♪ Beer in the cupboard
your eyes to mine ♪

503
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:05,140
♪ You skipped my
queues and my lines ♪

504
00:27:05,175 --> 00:27:07,936
♪ Walk in the room
and I start blushing ♪

505
00:27:07,971 --> 00:27:10,767
♪ I don't know what
but it feels like something ♪

506
00:27:10,801 --> 00:27:13,252
♪ It's no secret
you're my number one ♪

507
00:27:13,286 --> 00:27:15,910
♪ And just tonight
we're out for fun ♪

508
00:27:15,944 --> 00:27:18,706
♪ Buy me a drink
and my eyes glaze over ♪

509
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:21,191
♪ I got you

510
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,987
♪ And I don't care
about the things I have ♪

511
00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:25,471
♪ I got you...

512
00:27:26,783 --> 00:27:27,818
♪ No fun!

513
00:27:27,853 --> 00:27:29,095
♪ No fun when
you're not around ♪

514
00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,200
♪ No fun!

515
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:32,098
♪ No fun when
you're not in town ♪

516
00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:33,306
♪ No sleep!

517
00:27:33,341 --> 00:27:35,723
♪ No sleep 'cause
you're keeping it cool ♪

518
00:27:35,757 --> 00:27:38,898
♪ Yeah, forget everything
that you learn in school ♪

519
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,037
♪ Sit back!

520
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:42,005
♪ Sit back
and let us take control ♪

521
00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:43,109
♪ Relax!

522
00:27:43,144 --> 00:27:45,284
♪ Relax and do
what you're told ♪

523
00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:46,561
♪ Just breathe!

524
00:27:46,595 --> 00:27:49,115
♪ Just breathe you
need to breathe the air ♪

525
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:52,878
♪ Let your head down
you ain't got a care ♪

526
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:55,087
♪ Get ready
and you need to see ♪

527
00:27:55,121 --> 00:27:58,400
♪ We got a whole different world
you ain't gonna believe ♪

528
00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:01,714
♪ No reason
for you to be scared ♪

529
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:03,164
♪ You ain't gotta freak out

530
00:28:03,198 --> 00:28:05,787
♪ But be prepared

531
00:28:05,822 --> 00:28:08,134
♪ Make sure you
don't open the door ♪

532
00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:11,206
♪ Gonna count to
three and hit the floor ♪

533
00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,276
♪ No fun!

534
00:28:12,311 --> 00:28:14,278
♪ No fun when
you're not around ♪

535
00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:15,383
♪ No fun!

536
00:28:15,417 --> 00:28:17,454
♪ No fun when
you're not in town ♪

537
00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:18,524
♪ No fun!

538
00:28:18,558 --> 00:28:20,768
♪ No fun when
you're not around ♪

539
00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:21,872
♪ No fun!

540
00:28:21,907 --> 00:28:23,909
♪ No fun when
you're not in town ♪

541
00:28:23,943 --> 00:28:25,186
♪ No fun!


