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- Helium.
- Yes.
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- Taylor Swift.
- Yes.
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- Pi.
- Yes.
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- Kardashian.
- More specific.
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- Khloé? Ah!
- Yes!
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See, I remember because
if it looks like Kim, it's Kim,
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if it looks kind of like Kim,
it's Kourtney,
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if it looks nothing like Kim, it's Khloé.
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Oh, that's a Venn diagram,
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and I remember
because I thought to myself,
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"Venn is he gonna stop talking
about this diagram?"
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What're you guys doing?
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Well, we decided to use our breakfast time
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to expand our respective knowledge bases.
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Let me try.
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Atom of hydrogen,
Adam of Maroon 5, mic drop.
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I'm sorry, who is Mike Drop?
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, hey, Penny, do you wanna go
to the airport with me later
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to pick up my mother?
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- Sure.
- LEONARD: Thanks.
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No problem.
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Hey, Penny, since you're already
gonna be at the airport, do I need to go?
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Why don't you wanna
get your mother from the airport?
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I can do without the 40-minute car ride
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where she criticizes
every aspect of my life.
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She can cover it in a car ride?
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I can do 40 minutes on your posture alone.
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You really want me
to pick up your mother all by myself?
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I just feel like it would be
a good chance for you to bond.
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Or a way for you to avoid her?
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I don't know what he's putting on those
cards, but you are smarter than ever.
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Fine, if you really want me to,
I will pick your mom up.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, you know what,
she is my mother-in-law,
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and I'd like for us to have
a good relationship.
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That is very mature of you,
so I'm gonna go ahead and say, suckah!
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- All right, back to learning.
- Okay.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, easy, Bill Nye, the Science Guy.
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Or as I know him.
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Creepy old dude
from Dancing With The Stars.
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(IMITATING BELL DINGING)
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Did you guys see
there's an Avengers screening?
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Joss Whedon's gonna show
some deleted scenes
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and do a question and answer session.
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Well, I have a few questions for him
about the last Avengers movie,
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and a whole lot of answers.
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When's the screening?
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It's tonight,
but it's first come, first served,
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so we should probably
get there early and wait in line.
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Let's do it.
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Penny's busy with my mother, so I'm in.
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Bad news, Amy's making me
go shopping with her later,
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so it looks like none of us can go.
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You do realize we're allowed
to have fun without you?
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In fact, that's usually the trick to it.
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What time do we need to get there?
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Uh, I'd say by 3:00.
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You're really going without me?
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It's not a big deal. Go shopping with Amy,
and we'll save a spot in line for you.
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You don't have the authority
to save places in the line.
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If I do that, I'll be cutting.
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People do it all the time.
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You know the golden rule
of line etiquette,
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"No cuts, no buts, no coconuts."
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If you really care that much,
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there are apps now
that'll let you hire people to do stuff
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like errands and wait in lines.
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People are actually
waiting in lines as a job?
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Boy, it makes me feel better
about my life.
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Some of these guys make over $20 an hour.
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And now I feel worse again.
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I'm not surprised Leonard chose
to avoid picking me up.
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He's battled intimacy issues
his whole life.
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Does he have difficulty
maintaining erections?
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(CLEARING THROAT) Wow. Didn't even
make it out of the parking lot.
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You know what, enough about Leonard,
let's talk about you.
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What would you like to do
while you're here?
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Dear, I'm a psychiatrist.
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You don't have to avoid having
intimate conversations with me.
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Well, I'd actually like
for us to be close,
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but maybe we start with our favorite books
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and work our way up
to my husband's sex organs.
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Very well. What's the last book you read?
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Uh, does Pottery Barn Spring count?
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Penny, it's only natural to want
your mother-in-law to like you,
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and I acknowledge
I can be an intimidating person.
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So, what can I do
to make this process easier for you?
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For starters, maybe you can
not psychoanalyze everything I say?
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And how does it make you feel when
I psychoanalyze everything you say?
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Uncomfortable.
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That was a joke, dear.
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Oh, sorry.
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(CHUCKLES) Didn't know you made those.
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Hey, listen, what if we have
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a little mother-in-law,
daughter-in-law dinner tonight?
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So, just the two of us?
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Or do I invite a few girlfriends?
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'Cause hearing you say "the two of us"
just sent a chill right down my spine.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
You're not Sheldon.
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I thought that might come up.
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Sheldon hired me to go shopping with you.
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Hold on, he paid you
to get out of spending time with me?
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No, it's not like that.
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There's a long line he'd rather stand in.
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So, what're we doing, Old Navy,
Build-A-Bear, I get paid either way.
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We're not going shopping together.
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You sure? I'm happy to hold your bag,
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and Sheldon gave me money
for Hot Dog on a Stick.
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Can you understand
why I might be annoyed right now?
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(CHUCKLING) Look, lady, I just work here.
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We've waited in a lot of lines together,
haven't we?
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Remember when we camped out
for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?
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Yeah, sleeping under the stars
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with other fans who love the show
as much as we do.
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Waking up wondering
which of those fans stole our wallets.
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Stuart, what're you doing here?
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Sheldon, you are the most inconsiderate
person I have ever met in my entire life!
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Where do you get off
sending me to shop with your girlfriend?
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I don't understand. You were happy
to do this when I hired you.
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Why are you upset with me now?
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I'm not upset with you,
but Amy's pretty bent out of shape,
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so she hired me to let you have it.
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Well, I suppose turnabout is fair play.
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You're darn right it's fair play,
you selfish jerk!
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You know, just when I think we're
making progress in our relationship,
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we revert to our old patterns where
thoughts and feelings go unexpressed.
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I mean, if he didn't wanna go shopping
with me, why didn't he just say so?
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Maybe he couldn't get a word in edgewise.
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Sorry, I've been going on and on.
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No, it's all right, dear.
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Sheldon has a brilliant
and complicated mind.
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It's understandable that being in
a relationship with him could be trying.
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I called him "babe" once.
He asked me to get a drug test.
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Well, I do admire your resolve.
You're an extraordinary woman.
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Thank you.
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You know what, she's my mother-in-law,
why can't I bond with her like that?
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Amy's with Sheldon
who she loves like a son.
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You're with her son, who she doesn't.
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Do you realize it took me five years
to get a massage from him?
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Well, that still could be
a big step for Sheldon.
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Three minutes.
And he used a kitchen timer.
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I felt like a soft-boiled egg.
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You know, being in a relationship
with Leonard
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also comes with its challenges.
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Yes, well, what can you do?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Maybe it's Sheldon,
here to say he's sorry.
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Sheldon says he's sorry.
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Bernadette,
I'll give you $5 to slam the door.
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I would've done it for $3.
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Boy, all this standing's making me tired.
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Good thing I brought
my collapsible stick chair.
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The stick chair.
You look like an idiot on that thing.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but chairs on sticks are comfy.
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Hey.
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Hey, is everything smoothed out with Amy?
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Uh, no, she's still pretty mad.
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Did you make the apology
as sincere as I would have?
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I said, "Sheldon says he's sorry."
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Yeah, well,
that's laying it on a little thick.
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Think it's time
you apologize to her yourself.
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I suppose so, but if I get out of line,
I'll lose my spot.
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I'm happy to hold your place
till you get back.
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You would do that?
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Consider it my way
of getting more of your money.
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You're a good man.
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So, Beverly, did you know
Penny is the number three sales rep
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at our pharmaceutical company?
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I didn't realize you two work together.
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Well, we don't exactly, I'm
a microbiologist for the research team.
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What are you currently developing?
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BERNADETTE: Some exciting
new anti-anxiety drugs.
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That's interesting. I just attended
a lecture on pediatric anxiety.
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Oh, was it Dr. Jenofski?
I just saw his TED Talk.
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BEVERLY: It was.
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Well, let's get back to Penny.
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Hey, weren't you telling me something
great about your company car?
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Um... (CLEARING THROAT)
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It has seat warmers.
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(INTERMITTENT KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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SHELDON: Amy, Amy, Amy.
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Come in.
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Hello, everyone.
Oh, Beverly, good to see you.
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I'd love to chat, but there's a line
that could start moving any minute,
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so let's do this.
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Amy, a proper apology
requires three steps.
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Step one, an admission of wrongdoing.
Amy, I was wrong.
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Step two, a promise
never to repeat said action.
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Amy, that action will never be repeated,
and that's a promise.
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Step three,
an earnest request for forgiveness.
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Amy, I hope you can forgive me,
and I hope you do it right now
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'cause there's an Uber waiting downstairs,
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and I don't wanna repeat this apology
nonsense with my driver, Ganesh.
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Fine.
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Oh, thanks, you're a peach.
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And Beverly, we'll catch up soon.
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Bernadette, it's a pleasure, as always.
Penny, you have spinach in your teeth.
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How long have I had spinach in my teeth?
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Since the airport, dear.
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You look like you come with a kickstand.
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You can't make me feel bad.
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Maybe not. Leonard?
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So, when the aliens brought you back,
they just left the probe in?
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- I'm back.
- Hey, how'd it go?
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It went well.
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You know, I've learned that
if you never say you're sorry,
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the times you do
really puts them on their heels.
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Stuart, I relieve you of your line duties.
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Anyone else need anything before I go?
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I'll give you a dollar
if you make fun of Raj.
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- That's mean.
- Five.
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You look like Tigger
if Tigger looked like a jackass.
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If you ever need a reference
or anything, just let me know.
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Hey, guys.
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Did you see that?
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He just cut the line.
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He's just joining his friends, it's fine.
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No, it's not fine.
It is a breach of line etiquette.
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We're near the front of the line.
We'll get in either way.
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What if every person in front of us
lets someone cut?
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We'd still get in.
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What if each of those people
let someone cut?
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Still get in.
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Then each of those people let someone cut?
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We'd still get in, but first I'd hit you
over the head with his stick chair.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, please don't.
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I couldn't help but notice
that you cut the line.
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Oh, uh, I'm with my friends. It's cool.
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No, it's not cool.
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If there were reserved seating,
we all had tickets, that'd be fine,
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but this line is first-come, first-served.
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Not "show up tardy
and nevertheless be first-served."
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- Right here.
- No.
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You need to go to the back of the line.
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(SCOFFS) Who made you line monitor?
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Mrs. Wunch in fourth grade.
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And my slogan was, "A line
this straight is a line that's great."
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Is this guy for real?
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Boy, I wish I could say no.
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That was very nice of Sheldon
to apologize.
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Well, he's come a long way,
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or a short way very slowly,
so it feels like a long way.
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Your relationship with him is fascinating.
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I'm preparing to write a book
on high-achieving couples,
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and I would love to interview
the both of you.
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Oh, sure, I'll talk to Sheldon about it.
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You know, Bernadette's husband's
a former astronaut.
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Really?
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Do you think he would be interested
in being interviewed as well?
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Do I think he'd be interested?
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Sometimes I hear him
pretending to be interviewed
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when he's alone in the bathroom.
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Wonderful, I'll give you
my contact information.
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Um, you should
probably talk to Penny, too.
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About what?
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Okay, you know what, this is ridiculous.
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I've been trying to make
a connection with you all day,
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and clearly I'm getting nowhere.
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Well, are you seeking a connection
or just some form of validation?
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What I was seeking was
some sort of friendship,
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but at this point I'll take you
not insulting me to my face.
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My intention was never to insult you.
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You've been doing it all day.
Do you even know what an insult is?
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Well, it's not a clinical term,
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but one example would be
your marrying my son and not inviting me
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or even telling me
the wedding was taking place.
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Okay, good example.
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What about Joss Whedon's work
makes you think he'd be okay
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with rule-breakers and line-cutters?
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The Avengers are rule-breakers, being
vengeful is in their job description.
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They work for S.H.I.E.L.D.,
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which is a sanctioned department
of the U.S. government.
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Now, do you work for a sanctioned
department of the U.S. government?
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As a matter of fact I do,
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at a little place called the DMV.
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He's got him there.
The "D" even stands for department.
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Excuse me,
can I please see a show of hands?
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Who here takes issue
with this person cutting the line?
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Told you.
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Well, what a sad state of affairs.
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Now that you've all been
so ground down by life,
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you don't even notice
when someone disrespects you.
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I can't believe we're gonna get beat up,
and it's not because of your chair.
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SHELDON: It's time for you to wake up.
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You know, right now,
at the back of this line,
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there's a movie fan like you
who's not going to get in
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because this person simply doesn't care.
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Yeah, well, 61 years ago,
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there was another person
at the back of the line,
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and her name was Rosa Parks.
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Okay, you may have to pretend you're black
to get us out of here.
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Let's all follow in that brave woman's
footsteps and stand up for ourselves.
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Now, and I realize that
she stood up by remaining seated,
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but now is not the time
to enjoy the irony of that.
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Now, I ask you again,
who here takes issue with this person...
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Why should we listen to you?
You cut the line yourself.
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I most certainly did not.
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I saw you.
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If you're feeling dizzy,
it's because the tables have turned.
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Excuse me, I paid someone
to wait in line for me,
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and then when I arrived, he left.
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So what you saw, my good woman,
was swapsies, not cutsies.
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No, no, no, no, no, wait.
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I ask you again, show of hands,
who here takes issue with...
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Stop moving! He's gonna get in!
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- Buddy, let it go.
- No, I can't, this isn't right.
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- You did everything you could.
- No, I could've done more.
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Now, now.
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You denigrated the memory
of a great civil rights pioneer.
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That's all anyone could ask.
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To be honest, I'm surprised
you cared about the wedding at all.
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I'm still human, Penny.
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Not getting invited to my own
son's wedding is difficult to ignore.
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I know how you feel.
She didn't invite any of us.
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It was spur of the moment.
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Well, we did get to see
a live stream of it on the Internet.
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I could've watched it on the Internet?
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(WHISPERING) Thank you.
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So, if we would've asked you
to come to Vegas to see us get married,
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you would've come?
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No, I would've said
you're making a huge mistake,
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but an invitation would've been nice.
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You really think we made a mistake?
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At the time I did,
but I've never seen Leonard so happy,
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so perhaps I was wrong.
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Wow.
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Okay, well, how about this?
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Maybe while you're still in town, Leonard
and I can have another small ceremony,
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you know, if you're interested.
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I would find that perfectly acceptable.
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(GASPS)
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She would find it perfectly acceptable.
You guys saw it, we bonded.
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Howie, you're doin' okay?
You've been in there a while.
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HOWARD: I'm fine, be right out.
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Am I an American hero? (SCOFFS)
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Oh...
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That's a good question, Jim.
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You know, don't you think
once an astronaut leaves the planet,
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he's a hero
to all the nations of the Earth?
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Okie-dokie, I think I have time
for one more question.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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English - SDH