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Fuego del Culo.

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Djevojko, ako svrbi, to su rakovi.

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♪ <i>Promijenio sam igru</i>
<i>Nema vremena za igru</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ja sam redefiniran</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Sada se transformiram</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Točno ispred</i>
<i>Od svih tvojih očiju</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ja mijenjam oblik</i> ♪

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Hej, djevojko.
Želite malo smeđeg pića?

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Smeđi liker
nemoj da ova maca iskoči.

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Tekila je.

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Izvoli.
Mm.

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<i>¡Viva la revolución!</i>

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Sada, ono sranje upravo tamo

14
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moja maca pop
na stoj na rukama!

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Pa, što ti radiš ovdje?
svejedno?

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Što misliš
radim ovdje?

17
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Ja glumim
u uvodnoj sceni.

18
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Bio sam tamo, napravio to.

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<i>Podigni slušalicu!</i>
<i>Podigni telefon--</i>

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Richie?
<i>Teyana. Bok.</i>

21
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<i>Mislio sam da će biti lakše</i>
<i>za publiku</i>

22
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<i>ako ne moraju čitati</i>
<i>više tekstova.</i>

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Da, to ima smisla.
Jer znaš
ovi drkadžije ne znaju čitati.

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Znam tko ide vidjeti
film braće Wayans.

25
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<i>Pa, lijepo je</i>
<i>naći se telefonom</i>

26
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<i>na ovaj super nespretan način.</i>

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Isto tako.
Ali moram biti iskren.

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Kad sam vidio tvoju profilnu sliku,
kuja skoro zbrisala ulijevo

29
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jer izgledaš ludo glupo.

30
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Ali iznenađujuće,

31
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znaš one glupe crnje
imam velike kite, pa smo tu.

32
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<i>Smatram te djevojkom iz Jerseya.</i>

33
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Djevojka iz Jerseyja?

34
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Slušaj, volim Jersey down.

35
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Ali ja sam djevojka iz Harlema.
Rođen i jebeno odgojen.

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Samo pravi crnje. Da.

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<i>Oh, znači ti si crnac.</i>

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Ne, jebem ti mater!

39
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Ja sam CRNI!

40
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Sve velikim slovima.

41
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Bez kape, ali kape.

42
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Jebite se svi!

43
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kučko,
ispljuni im bisere natrag.

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Ne želim tvoje sranje.

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Zdravo.
<i>Pa reci mi,</i>

46
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<i>što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

47
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Mm... Ja ih zapravo ne radim,
znate.

48
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Sve te glupe trope i sranja.

49
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Zašto je uvijek
bijela kuja na kraju?

50
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Jer znaju
preteško je
ubiti sestru.

51
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Znaš što govorim?
Jer ako sestra može preživjeti

52
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državni sir,
možemo sve preživjeti.

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<i>Znaš, moglo bi pomoći</i>
<i>ako si me sreo vani.</i>

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Sreo te vani?
Dječače, ti si potreban!

55
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Koji je tvoj znak?
Ti mora da si Škorpion.

56
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<i>Kako ste znali?</i>

57
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Ipak dobar kurac.
Ali vraški otrovno.

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<i>Hej, je li restoran</i>
<i>blizu uličice?</i>

59
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Da, požuri
prije nego što ti opljačkaju dupe.

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Ruže?
Ah! Ne danas.

61
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Jeftina kučka.
Čuo sam te, ho.

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<i>U redu, ja sam--</i>
<i>Sada idem uličicom.</i>

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ovdje sam
vidiš li me mašem.

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<i>Ne.</i>

65
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<i>Osoba koju gledam</i>
<i>ne maše.</i>

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<i>Zapravo,</i>
<i>samo bulje u mene.</i>

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Pa, bulji mu u dupe!

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I ne trepni. Nikada ne trepći.

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Moraš stisnuti usne
i biti kao, "Što?"

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<i>Ne, oni hodaju</i>
<i>prema meni sada.</i>

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<i>Čekaj.</i>
<i>O ne, oni imaju nož!</i>

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Pa, nemoj ga voditi
ovdje.

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<i>I to nije najgori dio.</i>

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Najgori dio
jel toliko znaš

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o horor filmovima
a ipak ti još uvijek

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sam ušao u uličicu.

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Da, pa najgori dio je,

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s kojim se zajebavaš
njujorška kučka. Kukavica!

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Da!

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Kuku, kuku!

81
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Kukavica!

82
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Prokletstvo!
Ona je na nekim Avengers sranjima!

83
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Ozbiljno, Larry?

84
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Ne prepoznajem
tvoj ptičji zov.

85
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Mislio sam da ideš
više s...

86
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To je golub, crnjo!
Trebalo bi biti "Kukavica!"

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Kukavica!
Jastreb u napadu!

88
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Moja greška.

89
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Jeste li gotovi?

90
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Što dovraga?

91
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Kučko, ja sam Teyana Taylor.
Moji trbušnjaci su dobili trbušnjake.

92
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Uhvatite ga!

93
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jao Moja ruka! Moja ruka!

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Uđi unutra!

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Hajde, dečki,
možemo ovo riješiti.

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Neka mi netko pomogne!

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Učini to, Larry!

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Ne, ne, ne...

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Bok-ja!

100
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jao O Bože!

101
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U redu, u redu,
dobro, dobro!

102
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Mi van.
Navuci svoje tvrdoglavo dupe.

103
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Dobro došao u New York, naivčino!

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Hej, Teyana.

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Možda si me isprašio,

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ali ipak nisi pobijedio
taj Oscar.

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Što kažeš na mog Oscara?

108
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Jesam li mucao? Izgubio si!

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imaš pravo

110
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Ali pobijedio sam
taj Zlatni globus, kučko.

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O moj Bože! Stvarno?

112
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Zato nikad nisam gledao
Horor film.

113
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Jebeno je užasno.

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Samo hrpa
kameja slavnih
i prdi gegove.

115
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<i>Dakle, ne volite parodije?</i>

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Više sam za
Filmovi Judda Apatowa.

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Znate, uzvišena komedija.

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<i>A što je napredna komedija?</i>

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Mm.

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Vrsta koja zapravo nije
nasmijati bilo koga,

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ali čini bijelce
osjećati se pametno.

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<i>Utorak,</i>
<i>ne odgovaraj na to!</i>

123
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Moglo bi biti Ghostface.

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Ma daj, Elle!

125
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Takve stvari
događa se samo u filmovima.

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Oh, hej.

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Nisam te očekivao
otvoriti vrata.

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Koji kurac?
Gdje je sad moj nož?

129
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Ah, evo ga.

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Pozdrav, utorak.

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♪ <i>Stvarno želim biti neuredan</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ne zanima me što radim</i>
<i>Sljedeći tjedan</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Stvarno ne želiš</i>
<i>Iskušaj me</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Samo mi dodaj piće</i>
<i>I postanite seksi</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Postani neuredan</i>
<i>Dušo, budi neuredna</i> ♪

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Hej, gospođice.

137
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Što si uzeo?

138
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Samo Ritalin za moj ADHD.

139
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Adderall za PTSP.

140
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Par Xanaxa
za moju tjeskobu.

141
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I tvoje tablete protiv bola.

142
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Pa sretno
ustajanje sada.

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Isuse, Sara,
koliko si ih uzeo?

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ne znam
Koliko dolazi u boci?

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Bok, Jess.
<i>Sara,</i>

146
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<i>Utorak je u bolnici.</i>

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<i>Izbodena je. Od strane ubojice--</i>
<i>znaš, Ghostface.</i>

148
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čekaj Od Wu-Tanga?

149
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Zašto bi Ghostface Killah
aka Pretty Toney

150
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aka Starky Love
želiš izbosti moju sestru?

151
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<i>Bože, Sara,</i>
<i>to nije bio Ghostface Killah.</i>

152
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<i>Bio je to netko</i>
<i>u maski Ghostface.</i>

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Oh!

154
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U redu, to ima više smisla.

155
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haha!

156
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Nisam ja taj!

157
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Oh!

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Isuse, Jack!

159
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Što?

160
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Razmišljao sam o
nosi ovo za Noć vještica.

161
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Moj otuđeni
polusestra ravnih prsa

162
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zamalo ubijen
od strane psihopate u maski duha.

163
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Moram je ići vidjeti
i nadoknaditi prošlost.

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Vau-- Hej, hej, hej.

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idem s tobom

166
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Ne zato što
Ja sam očiti ubojica

167
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pokušavajući te namamiti natrag
u svoj rodni grad.

168
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samo sam
dečko koji pruža podršku.

169
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Da.
to je sve

170
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U redu, idemo. Uđi u auto.

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Slušaj, samo jesmo
da se jednom zaustavi na putu.

172
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preživio sam.

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Sve zahvaljujući mom sretnom denaru.

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♪ <i>Svijet bi bio</i>
<i>Jebeno dosadno</i> ♪

175
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♪ <i>Bez velikog plijena</i>
<i>Prave hoochie mame poput mene</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Hvatanje gležnjeva</i>
<i>Bacanje na ATV-e</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Natjeraj ih da kažu "uh"</i>
<i>Imam Master P</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Doggy-style, pogledaj ovdje,</i>
<i>To je remek-djelo</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Ne želim biti</i>
<i>Na fešti bez kobasica</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Gdje su moje dame?</i>
<i>Baci ga s istoka na zapad</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Vau, vau, vau, vau</i>
<i>Impresioniran sam</i> ♪

182
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♪ <i>Plijen gore dolje, gore dolje...</i> ♪

183
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Mrzim kad svi odete!
Dođi i zagrli me.

184
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Mama, hajde, ugasi se
ova grozna glazba.

185
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Neugodno je,
posebno za crne žene.

186
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Nije neugodno.

187
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Ja sam cool mama kakvu svi žele
imali su.

188
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Ja sam upaljen!
ne zaboravi,

189
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Kasnije sam dobio praksu
pa ću kasno doći kući.

190
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Samo si ušao u tim
jer si crnac

191
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i te rasističke zajebane
pretpostavio da možeš igrati.

192
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Mm.
2026. je.

193
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Ne mislim da je rasa problem.

194
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Čitaš li Black Twitter?

195
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br.

196
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Uf, Brad,

197
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izlaziš li još s tom kurvom?

198
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U redu.

199
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Prestani je sramotiti, heiffa.

200
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Samo zato što su Darrel i oni

201
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naletio vlak na nju
ne čini je kurvom.

202
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Ona nije "kurva",
ona je "seksualno pozitivna".

203
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Pa, siguran sam da je kurva.

204
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Hej, curo! Pogledaj se!

205
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Rano za Noć vještica, ha?

206
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Što ti ove godine?
Droljska školarka?

207
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Ho-hej ho?

208
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Bok, gospođo Meeks.

209
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Volim kosu. vrlo...

210
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Octavia Spencer.

211
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Pa, hvala vam puno.

212
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Moram te pozvati k sebi

213
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i učiniti te
mala pita od govana.
ooh

214
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znaš što Moram stići
Afroamerički sat povijesti.

215
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Učimo o ropstvu.

216
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,639
Dođi da saznaš,
to je bio izbor.

217
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,007
Vidite li to tamo?

218
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,276
To je Kanye?
tako je.

219
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,179
Učili su nas
pogrešno sve ovo vrijeme.

220
00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:39,313
Mm-hmm. Ostani crn!

221
00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:42,283
Bok, mama.
U redu. Bok, dušo.

222
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,484
Zbogom, gospođo Meeks.
Bok.

223
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,619
Sine, stavio sam kondome
u tvojoj torbi!

224
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,421
Znaš kako se trude
uhvatiti vas sve u zamku.

225
00:09:47,556 --> 00:09:48,823
mama!

226
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,726
U redu, ozbiljno,
"Šerif Greg",

227
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,361
ne moraš me šetati
u razred. dobro sam

228
00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:57,331
Jess, tu je serijski ubojica
na slobodi.

229
00:09:57,465 --> 00:10:00,301
Neću ništa dopustiti
dogoditi mojoj djevojčici.

230
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,369
Dječak! U redu? Ja sam dječak!

231
00:10:02,504 --> 00:10:03,771
žao mi je!

232
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,507
ja imam
teško s ovom tranzicijom.

233
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:09,276
U redu, stvarno je jednostavno.
Ponašaj se prema meni kao prema momcima.

234
00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,579
U redu?

235
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,980
U redu. Ja-ja to mogu.
Da.

236
00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:15,483
- Tučnjava.
- Oh.

237
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,617
Ti to nazivaš šamarom?

238
00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:19,120
Vau.

239
00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:20,788
Koji vrag
jesi li to učinio za?

240
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,024
Ne ponašaj se kao takva kučka.

241
00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:25,560
Kuja.

242
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,065
Da, nije loše.

243
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,336
Tko dovraga živi ovako?

244
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,284
Oh, dušo,
tako je dobro vidjeti te!

245
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,052
Uđite! Hoćeš čaj?

246
00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:54,922
O, moj Bože, majko.
Izgledaš kao govno!

247
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,490
Dušo, molim te.

248
00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,192
Ovo je očito žena
koji je ostao bez regeneratora.

249
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,529
Oh, pazi kuda hodaš.
Cijelo mjesto

250
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,029
je minirana.

251
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,398
Nikad se ne zna kada
taj psihopata će se vratiti.

252
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,300
uđi.

253
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,768
u redu

254
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,313
Mrzim ovaj posao.

255
00:11:21,516 --> 00:11:22,983
gospođo Campbell,

256
00:11:23,585 --> 00:11:25,753
Ja sam Jack, Sarin dečko.

257
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,656
Čuo sam toliko o tebi...

258
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,123
Uh, ništa od toga nije dobro.

259
00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:32,126
ništa nisam čuo
o tebi, Jack.

260
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,028
pretpostavljam
ti si jedno govno.

261
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:37,331
Ali kako bih znao kada
Nisam čuo
od moje kćeri

262
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,333
za, koliko, šest mjeseci?

263
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,001
Šest godina, majko.

264
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,703
A čija je to krivnja?

265
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,906
– A čija je to krivnja?
Ne znam, možda je tvoja!

266
00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:47,441
To je pošteno.

267
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,579
Želimo učiti
od užasa koji si preživio.

268
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,580
pogledaj...

269
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,548
<i>Strašni film 3</i> i <i>4</i>

270
00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,182
platio mi je
puno novca za djevojku--

271
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,284
Nema ništa
tamo učiti.

272
00:11:57,418 --> 00:12:00,321
Ali ako želiš razgovarati
o <i>The House Bunny</i>, pucaj.

273
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:01,922
Opet se događa!

274
00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:05,492
Neki seronja s maskom.
Moramo ga zaustaviti.

275
00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:07,394
Nisi spreman, lovebug.

276
00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:10,864
pripremao sam se
za ovo godinama.

277
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,667
Žrtvovao sve.

278
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,769
Bila si užasna majka.
Hajde, dušo

279
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,471
bilo nam je lijepo.

280
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:21,710
Kao onog Božića kad sam te poveo
dočekati Djeda Božićnjaka u trgovačkom centru.

281
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,279
♪ <i>Juri kroz snijeg</i> ♪

282
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,482
♪ <i>U otvorenim saonicama s jednim konjem</i> ♪

283
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,185
♪ <i>Idemo preko polja...</i> ♪
Tvoj red, Sara.

284
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,219
Potez!

285
00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:34,054
Bok Djed Božićnjak.

286
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,525
Žao mi je ako neću
sjesti ti u krilo.

287
00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:39,026
Ježiš me.

288
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,862
♪ <i>Kako je zabavno</i>
<i>Jahati i pjevati...</i> ♪

289
00:12:46,735 --> 00:12:47,669
mama?

290
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,505
Djed Mraz mi je dao odsječenu ruku!

291
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,439
Svakako mu se zahvalite.

292
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:00,981
Je li to stopalo?

293
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,783
Ew, to je odvratno.

294
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,151
♪ <i>Otvoren jedan konj...</i> ♪

295
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:05,386
Koji kurac?

296
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,423
<i>Žao mi je</i>

297
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:12,527
ako si tako saznao
Djed Mraz ne postoji.

298
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,428
Uh, majko, trebam tvoju pomoć!

299
00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:17,898
Da izliječi naše emocionalne rane
i prošlost ostaviti iza nas?

300
00:13:18,032 --> 00:13:19,734
O, Bože, ne.

301
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,469
Ne, ubiti Ghostface!

302
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,204
Imate li oružje?

303
00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:28,008
Ja sam jebena Cindy Campbell.

304
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,810
Imam milijune oružja!

305
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,844
ali, um,

306
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,647
nitko od njih nije registriran

307
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,649
zbog mojih mentalnih problema.

308
00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:38,720
Dakle, ako možete samo zadržati to
na niskom--

309
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,821
- U redu.
- Oh!

310
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,256
Da, bit ću dobro.

311
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,024
Nisam se ozlijedio
na bilo kojem od ovih šiljaka.

312
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:49,430
♪ <i>K-I-S-S-I-N-G</i> ♪

313
00:13:49,564 --> 00:13:52,199
♪ <i>Ja i ti</i>
<i>Sjedimo na drvetu</i> ♪

314
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,201
Oh, hej,
pa sam ranije razgovarao sa Sarom.

315
00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,770
Oh, dolazi li ona?
znaš,

316
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,204
Čuo sam
zvuk zujanja.

317
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,839
Dakle, moguće je.
br.

318
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,975
mislio sam
u Woodsville, glupane.
Oh. Da, zaboravio sam pitati.

319
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,745
Hej, Jimbo! Idi duboko!

320
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:04,713
Da, da!
Baci ga, baci ga!

321
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,681
Oh!

322
00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,148
slatko!

323
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,017
Kad već govorimo o dubini...

324
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,086
Uh, ne znam
ako je dobro vrijeme.

325
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,655
Svi znaju
što se događa s tinejdžerima

326
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,356
koji pokušavaju voditi ljubav kad
ubojica je na slobodi.

327
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,124
Brad je u pravu
o jednoj stvari, dečki.

328
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,794
U redu, Ghostface se vratio.
Moramo se naoružati.

329
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,262
Papar sprej, provjeri.

330
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,365
Taser, provjeri.

331
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,933
guzica,

332
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,569
dupla provjera.

333
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:28,770
prokletstvo!

334
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,638
Ti samo nosi tu stvar
okolo?

335
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,373
Lako se sakriti.

336
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,045
U tvoju guzicu.

337
00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:40,147
Impresionirana sam.

338
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,727
Što ima, svi? vratio sam se!

339
00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:55,195
Sranje, sine!

340
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,297
Hej, što ima, ujače?
"Unc"?

341
00:14:57,431 --> 00:15:00,033
umoran sam od tebe
male Gen Z Alpha crnje

342
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,202
koristeći pojmove poput "unc"
i "tetka".

343
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,873
Plinska rasvjeta i ostakljenje
i glamping,

344
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,907
pokušavajući moju generaciju
zvuči staro.

345
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,409
Ja nisam tvoj prokleti ujak, crnjo!

346
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:10,911
Shorty, naš si
mamin brat, pa, da,

347
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,714
tehnički, ti si naš ujak.

348
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:15,449
Oh.
Moja greška.

349
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,085
Ludi što su ti dopustili
podučavati ovdje.

350
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,655
podučavati? Ne, crnjo.

351
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,089
prisustvujem.

352
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,492
Gledaš u ponosnog
25-godišnjakinja.

353
00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:27,161
kada si
konačno diplomirati?

354
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,495
Dok radimo nastavak

355
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:29,697
i moram slijediti
vi mali mladi crnje

356
00:15:29,831 --> 00:15:30,799
na koledž po svoj ček.

357
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,466
Čekajte, dečki. Utorak je budan!

358
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,002
U redu! Utorak!
Tko je, dovraga, utorak?

359
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,270
Hej, moramo ići
u bolnicu.

360
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,939
Ići ćeš autobusom kući?
Ne. PJ.

361
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,675
Privatni mlažnjak?

362
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:41,810
Da. Ljubomoran?

363
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,243
Čovječe, cijeli dan pušiš travu.

364
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,880
Samo igrajte video igre,
prenosite uživo.

365
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,281
Doslovno ste dobili novac
ne radeći ništa.

366
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,752
Točno. Ostavljam težak posao
za stare glave.

367
00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:52,453
Sranje, sine!

368
00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:55,956
Još uvijek isti Shorty.
u redu

369
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,559
Provjeri moju kripto, crnjo.

370
00:15:57,692 --> 00:15:59,694
Ajme, sranje,
Dobio sam tri milijuna dolara!

371
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,731
kvragu,
sada gubim pet milijuna.

372
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:06,366
Ovo sranje je ludo, sine.

373
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:33,260
♪ <i>Pustit ću da zablista</i> ♪

374
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:37,164
♪ <i>Ovo moje malo svjetlo</i> ♪

375
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,869
♪ <i>Pustit ću da zablista</i> ♪

376
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:41,903
Ray!

377
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,872
Sestro Brenda, u redu je.

378
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,139
Čuo si zov grijeha,
da, jesi.

379
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,441
Ali Gospodin nas je pozvao

380
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,143
pokazati muškarcima
takvi poput tebe put.

381
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,347
Hajde sine! Dođi s nama.

382
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,582
Dođite do nas.

383
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,519
Bog te vidio da dolaziš.
Zato ne varajte da dođete.

384
00:16:57,652 --> 00:17:01,856
Trebamo te doći
kao da nikada prije nisi došao.

385
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:03,625
Dođi po Oca,
dođi po Sina.

386
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:06,159
Držim te za ruku
i doći ćemo zajedno.

387
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,863
- Bog je dobar, čovječe!
- Da, gospodine.

388
00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:09,864
Hvala ti, Isuse.

389
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:10,899
Amen.

390
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:11,866
Aleluja.

391
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,333
Izvolite.

392
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:18,673
U ime Boga,
pusti to, Ray! Pusti to!

393
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:19,607
crnjo!

394
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,743
Oh, moja greška.

395
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,011
Zadnji put.

396
00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:29,551
Poželimo dobrodošlicu novom članu
našoj kongre-gay-ciji.

397
00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,184
Neka ljudi znaju

398
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,588
kako se osjećaš brate
Izvolite.

399
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,260
Nisam više gay.

400
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,263
Aleluja!

401
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:44,264
Da gospodine!

402
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:45,833
Nisam više gay!

403
00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,134
Slava Gospodinu!

404
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,803
Nisam više gay!

405
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,170
On više nije gay.

406
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:52,507
Spašen sam!

407
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,943
Neću više izlaziti s muškarcem!

408
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,243
Čak i ako je vraški seksi

409
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,913
s velikim starim chestesesom
i živahne areole!

410
00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:00,380
o da,
još uvijek imaš tajnu.

411
00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:04,117
Neću više
nositi torbicu, našminkati se,

412
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,385
hodati u visokim petama.

413
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,621
Što?

414
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:09,089
Crveni donji dio. Onaj s
slatka mala kopča

415
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,658
sa strane.
To su moje cipele.

416
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:14,796
Neću više ići na Grindr
i prijeđite prstom udesno

417
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:16,430
kod crnih muškaraca...
Hmm?

418
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:18,566
...bijelci, azijski muškarci.

419
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,134
Bio si na Grindru?
Neću više ići na putovanja

420
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,072
na Filipine
tražim dame.

421
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,240
Na Phuket. Ko Samui.
Povratak u Phuket.

422
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,510
Onda u Vijetnam vidjeti
ako ih mogu nabaviti imalo jeftinije.

423
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:31,913
Mislio sam da je to za
naša godišnjica, Ray.

424
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:33,715
Oh, ovaj crnja
prešao puno kilometara.

425
00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:36,149
Neću više stajati
gola zadnjica u ogledalu

426
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,052
s mojim penisom
ušuškana između mojih nogu...

427
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,922
...plešući kao frajer
iz <i>Silence of the Lambs.</i>

428
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:43,256
„Stavlja losion
u košari, Precious."

429
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,126
Ja sam se promijenio čovjek!
Spašen sam!

430
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,996
Sranje.
hoću!

431
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,697
Rekao sam da hoću!

432
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:52,600
Voljet ću ženu!

433
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,036
Žene, žene, žene!

434
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,971
Možete skinuti to "W-O".

435
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,271
Žene, žene, žene!

436
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,708
Muški-es, men-es, mens-es.

437
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:02,877
žene--

438
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,016
Ne, ne. Ne, ne, Ray. Ne, ne.

439
00:19:14,789 --> 00:19:16,090
Gutljaj, gutljaj, gutljaj.

440
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,458
Vau, crnjo.

441
00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:20,360
jastreb tuah,
sokole tuah, sokole tuah!

442
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,096
Nabijaš se na to?

443
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,364
Spašen sam!

444
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:26,433
♪ <i>Raditi, raditi, raditi</i>
<i>Za Isusa</i> ♪

445
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,671
♪ <i>Ne, vrag će to učiniti</i>
<i>Ostanite ispod nas</i> ♪

446
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:32,339
♪ <i>Dobra pohvala</i>
<i>Stvarno sjajno</i>
<i>Isključite zvučnike</i> ♪

447
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,742
♪ <i>Ja sam za ples</i>
<i>'Jer Njegova slava</i>
<i>Učini da se na neki način osjećam</i> ♪

448
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,711
♪ <i>Tako ćemo biti</i>
<i>Twerk, twerk, twerk it</i> ♪

449
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,680
♪ <i>Za Isusa</i> ♪
Spašen sam!

450
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:41,516
♪ <i>Ne, vrag će to učiniti</i>
<i>Ostanite ispod nas</i> ♪

451
00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:43,017
♪ <i>Tko to čini?</i> ♪

452
00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:44,619
♪ <i>To je Isus</i> ♪

453
00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:46,587
♪ <i>Tko nas tjera da plješćemo?</i>
<i>To je Isus</i> ♪

454
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:49,824
♪ <i>I vrag ne može nikada</i>
<i>Stani između nas</i> ♪

455
00:19:49,957 --> 00:19:53,127
♪ <i>Mi ovdje plješćemo, plješćemo</i>
<i>Plješćem za Isusa</i> ♪

456
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,030
utorak, utorak.

457
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:58,465
O moj Bože.

458
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,535
Njezino lice. Sav zgrčen.

459
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,369
O, moj Bože, i stenjanje.

460
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,012
Pokušavao sam to dobiti
vani na sat vremena.

461
00:20:11,145 --> 00:20:12,947
Kako se osjećaš, Tues?

462
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,583
Hej, što ti daju
za bol? Je li to...

463
00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:17,919
Je li to morfij ili...?

464
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:19,987
Kuja.
Da vidimo.

465
00:20:21,956 --> 00:20:24,025
O, da!

466
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:27,161
Oh, ovo je tako dobro, dobro.

467
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,563
ovo ono
Britney Spears sranje.

468
00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:30,098
Tjera me da želim
biti polugol,

469
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,600
plesati okolo
i žonglirati nekim noževima.

470
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:35,103
Sara, tko je to
Sličan Jeffreyju Dahmeru?

471
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,972
Oh. Ovo je moj dečko, Jack.

472
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,273
Stvarno mi je drago upoznati te.

473
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,375
Liči mi na Ted Bundyja.

474
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:44,912
Ali to nije
ne tiče me se.

475
00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,781
Mm-hmm. Mm!

476
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,117
Ovaj mali izboden
kučka ovdje treba malo odmora.

477
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,351
Pa odjebite svi!

478
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:52,687
Da, gospođo.

479
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,123
Oh, ne ti, Sara.

480
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,592
Zašto? Što sam učinio?

481
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,360
Tako se bojim.

482
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:04,031
Oh, utorak,
trebao bi biti.

483
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:06,634
Izboden si devet puta.

484
00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,936
I ubojica zna
gdje živiš.

485
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:11,739
Pozvao bih te da dođeš
ostani kod mene, ali

486
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:14,441
Ne želim baš
takav juju u mojoj kući.

487
00:21:14,575 --> 00:21:15,743
Koliko znamo,

488
00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:18,345
on stoji
točno ispred tih vrata.

489
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,853
To je utješno, Sara.

490
00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:27,155
Mislio sam da ću umrijeti.

491
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,322
Znam i ja!

492
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,726
Planirao sam tvoj sprovod.

493
00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:34,461
Što dovraga?
I napisao sam tvoju osmrtnicu.

494
00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:36,531
Više kao da je ChatGPT to napisao.

495
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:37,799
Ali ti si još uvijek ovdje.

496
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,601
I neću nikad
neka te bilo tko povrijedi.

497
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:44,471
Oh, njam! komadići leda!

498
00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:45,940
O Bože!

499
00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,942
Pusti me!

500
00:21:49,944 --> 00:21:50,912
Pomoć!

501
00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:52,980
Ova bijela djevojka ne može umrijeti
u mojoj smjeni!

502
00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:54,414
Ja sam zaposlenik DEI-a!

503
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,218
O moj Bože! O moj Bože!
Prije sekunde je bila dobro.

504
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,452
Ne! Ne, dobro sam! ja sam dobro!
Jasan!

505
00:21:59,587 --> 00:22:01,388
Opet!

506
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:03,991
Hajde, kučko bijela,
Trebam ovaj posao! Jasan!

507
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:05,726
Ne radi!
Jasan!

508
00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,663
Gubimo je.

509
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,097
jače!

510
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,569
Oh, čovječe.

511
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,637
Izgleda da nema
ništa nije ostalo

512
00:22:16,771 --> 00:22:19,073
ali misli,
molitve i svinjske kožice.

513
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:20,908
Bože dragi.

514
00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:22,977
medicinska sestra Ratchett,
provjeri žicu!

515
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:25,478
<i>Žica</i> je bila sranje, dušo.
To je moj show.

516
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:27,480
Droga i taj Idris Elba

517
00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:29,917
napravi ovaj kolačić
želim pop, pop, pop!

518
00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:32,019
Dragi Bože, molim te

519
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:33,821
prihvati ovu bijelu kučku--

520
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:35,523
Oh!

521
00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:37,925
Gospodin radi
na tajanstvene načine.

522
00:22:38,659 --> 00:22:39,927
idem na pauzu.

523
00:22:40,061 --> 00:22:41,562
Oh, utorak.

524
00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:43,264
Nikad nikome neću dopustiti

525
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:46,000
opet te povrijediti.
Mm-mm.

526
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,172
ooh! Moja greška.

527
00:23:03,017 --> 00:23:04,151
Zdravo?

528
00:23:04,285 --> 00:23:06,721
<i>Zdravo, Sara.</i>

529
00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:08,022
tko je ovo

530
00:23:08,155 --> 00:23:11,759
<i>Netko</i>
<i>koji zna tvoju malu tajnu.</i>

531
00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:14,494
Ne, ne, kunem se
to nije bio nacistički pozdrav!

532
00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:15,930
U redu? Osvojila sam Prom Queen

533
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,032
i bio sam-- bio sam
bacam svoje srce u gomilu!

534
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:23,004
<i>Ne, ja govorim</i>
<i>o tvojoj obiteljskoj tajni.</i>

535
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,174
Oh, ti si kurac
koji je povrijedio moju sestru.

536
00:23:27,308 --> 00:23:29,644
<i>Pa, jesam</i>
<i>da te natjeram da se vratiš ovamo.</i>

537
00:23:29,777 --> 00:23:32,346
Slušajte, ako želite
zajebavati se sa mnom, seronjo,

538
00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,015
onda dođi po mene!

539
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:35,415
Sa zadovoljstvom.

540
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,656
Pomoć!

541
00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:43,691
Neka netko pomogne!

542
00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:46,894
Molim vas, neka netko pomogne!

543
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,096
Kuja!

544
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,463
Ovo je soba za odmor.

545
00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:51,464
Mm-hmm.

546
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:52,633
Na pauzi smo.

547
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,335
- O, Bože.
- Propovijedati.

548
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:02,376
Uzmi to!

549
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,312
Uf!

550
00:24:06,013 --> 00:24:07,315
Molim te, spasi me!

551
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:10,117
Spašavao sam ljude
cijeli dan!

552
00:24:10,251 --> 00:24:11,819
Pa ti riješi svoje.

553
00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:13,721
Bit ću ovdje

554
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:16,757
jedem svoj falafel
i moje svinjske kožice.

555
00:24:16,891 --> 00:24:18,993
Izgledam kao tvoja mama?

556
00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:23,764
- Isprobajte me sada!
- Pauza je gotova.

557
00:24:30,171 --> 00:24:31,639
Nema na čemu.

558
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:37,545
Stvarno izgleda
dobio si udarac
nešto tvrdo. Kao metal.

559
00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:39,914
Rekao sam ti, pao sam.

560
00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:44,118
Sad gdje točno
idemo li
Za razgovor sa stručnjakom.

561
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:56,998
Otići!

562
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,833
Tako mi je žao što smetam.
Mi samo...

563
00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:00,468
Samo vas želimo pitati
nekoliko pitanja.

564
00:25:00,601 --> 00:25:02,269
Daj mi jedan dobar razlog

565
00:25:02,403 --> 00:25:03,637
zašto bih trebao razgovarati s tobom.

566
00:25:03,771 --> 00:25:04,872
Ja sam bijelac.

567
00:25:05,006 --> 00:25:06,674
Koliko bijela?
Oh, govorim

568
00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:08,576
Candace Owens bijela.

569
00:25:09,477 --> 00:25:10,945
Oh.
Šest stopa.

570
00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:12,413
Kad ste rekli stručnjak,
Pretpostavio sam da misliš

571
00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:13,681
više kao
Neil deGrasse Tyson ili...

572
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:14,749
šuti.

573
00:25:14,882 --> 00:25:16,217
Ja sam Sara Campbell.

574
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,819
Sinoć sam napadnut.
Mislim da bi trebao otići.

575
00:25:18,953 --> 00:25:21,555
Ne želim biti izboden.
I ne želim Covid, u redu?

576
00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:22,990
Molim te, hajde. samo--
Idemo.

577
00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,358
Samo dvije minute,
to je sve što tražim.

578
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:25,659
ne ne

579
00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,294
Dajem vam osam minuta.

580
00:25:29,096 --> 00:25:30,097
I jos jedna stvar.

581
00:25:30,231 --> 00:25:32,767
Moram te testirati na Covid.

582
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,003
Ohh!

583
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:37,171
Ahh...

584
00:25:37,304 --> 00:25:38,672
Dobri ste.

585
00:25:38,806 --> 00:25:40,408
<i>Kada je završio radni tjedan</i>
<i>postati "probuđeni tjedan"?</i>

586
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,744
<i>Imamo Crni petak.</i>
<i>Što je sljedeće, Mulatski ponedjeljak?</i>

587
00:25:43,878 --> 00:25:45,546
<i>Mislim, Žuti četvrtak?</i>

588
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:48,182
<i>Sun utorak? Hajde.</i>

589
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,086
Daj mi ovo
s puta ti.

590
00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:53,721
Oh!
oprosti

591
00:25:54,355 --> 00:25:55,356
Oh!

592
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:57,024
Urađeni su testovi na Covid.

593
00:25:57,658 --> 00:25:59,126
Da! ti si dobar

594
00:26:01,062 --> 00:26:02,563
Ti si Cindyna kći, zar ne?

595
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:04,131
Da.
Da.

596
00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:08,069
ne poznajem ga.
Ovo je Jack.
Moja ljubav.

597
00:26:08,202 --> 00:26:09,303
Ne! Ne, ne, ne.

598
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,773
Pravilo broj jedan
preživjeti horor film je,

599
00:26:12,907 --> 00:26:15,209
„Nikad ne vjeruj
ljubavni interes."

600
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:16,610
Pogledaj ga!

601
00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:20,214
Ima to čudno lijeno oko,
bockanje u jednom smjeru

602
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:23,584
a onda slini
poput psihopata.

603
00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:25,520
Ima tu batrljak nogu.

604
00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:27,922
Čini ga da hoda čudno
i jezivo.

605
00:26:28,055 --> 00:26:30,825
Nemam panju.
Pa, taj tip zna.

606
00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,328
Oh, gledam sebe.

607
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:37,665
Specijalni časnik Doofy. U mirovini.

608
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:40,801
Slušaj, Doofy,
stvarno bi nam dobro došla vaša pomoć.

609
00:26:40,935 --> 00:26:42,970
Ne, ne mogu se vratiti
tom životu.

610
00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:45,639
Plus, mi smo u sredini
globalne pandemije!

611
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:47,007
Okej, mrzim
da ti kažem,

612
00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,777
ali Covid je prošao
već godinama.

613
00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:51,846
Hmm.
Stvarno?

614
00:26:51,979 --> 00:26:53,347
- Da.
- Da.

615
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,184
Prokletstvo!

616
00:26:57,318 --> 00:27:00,287
Što da radim?
sa svim tim konzerviranim mesom?

617
00:27:01,556 --> 00:27:04,526
izlazi van! ne želim
Ghostface da me pronađe.

618
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:06,093
I ne vraćaj se!

619
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,241
To je zvuk policije.

620
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:28,782
Specijalni časnik Doofy,
javljanje na dužnost.

621
00:27:28,916 --> 00:27:31,620
U redu, samo zato što se tuširao
ne znači to--

622
00:27:31,752 --> 00:27:32,853
Ne, nisam se tuširao.

623
00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,256
Uzimam samo vodu
iz mojih usta i--

624
00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:37,491
Hoćeš malo? U redu.
Ne, to je u redu.

625
00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,827
Hajde, Doofy.
Da, učinimo to.

626
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,695
<i>Sara, tvoja je</i>
<i>mama iz geta dolazi</i>

627
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:43,297
ili možemo početi razgovarati
o ovoj parceli?

628
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:45,299
uh...

629
00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:48,537
zdravo

630
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:49,803
došao si

631
00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:51,739
Ne za, otprilike, 15 godina, dušo.

632
00:27:51,872 --> 00:27:54,241
Ali kupila sam ovu novu ružu,

633
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:56,277
pa fige.

634
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:01,248
Oh.

635
00:28:01,382 --> 00:28:02,551
Oh!

636
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,785
Oh, moj stari prijatelju!

637
00:28:04,919 --> 00:28:07,388
Ti si me naučio plesati.

638
00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:09,990
Kako napraviti pitu s puno N riječi.

639
00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:12,493
Crnjo, u pravu sam
iza tebe.

640
00:28:12,627 --> 00:28:13,427
Kratki!

641
00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:14,762
Što ima, Cindy?

642
00:28:14,895 --> 00:28:16,931
kako si Moj crnjo.

643
00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:19,366
Sranje, sine!

644
00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,604
Ne mogu vjerovati da si pomislio
Bio sam mrtav.

645
00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:25,239
Pa između raka
od dima trave

646
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,808
tvoja ljubav prema McRibu
i rasistički policajci,

647
00:28:27,942 --> 00:28:29,243
Nisam mislio
imali ste priliku.

648
00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,580
da,
to je užasna kombinacija.

649
00:28:32,213 --> 00:28:34,549
Bok, Cin.
Prestani mi se smiješiti!

650
00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:38,852
Sranje! Svjetska zvijezda!

651
00:28:38,986 --> 00:28:40,955
Svjetska zvijezda! Svjetska zvijezda!

652
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,290
hej
on je intelektualni invalid!

653
00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:45,527
Tako on samo izgleda,
ti pijani honky.

654
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:46,794
Hej, hej, hej!

655
00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:48,495
Ne zovi tu bijelu kučku
honky.

656
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:49,763
Daj, imaj malo poštovanja.

657
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:52,667
Stalno se viđam s ljudima
posvuda se smiješi.

658
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,101
Nisam baš simpatičan,

659
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,237
tako mora biti
nekakvo prokletstvo.

660
00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:58,339
Hej, svima!
Napušena je.

661
00:28:58,472 --> 00:28:59,641
Vidi što sam dobio.

662
00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,509
Želatina bez robne marke

663
00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:03,844
napravljen od žitnog alkohola
i GHB.

664
00:29:03,978 --> 00:29:05,145
Dakle, nitko ništa ne pijucka

665
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:06,847
nisu pristali
kao prošli put,

666
00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,015
što se ispričavam.
Mm-hmm.

667
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,017
Uzmi jednu.
I sam volim kroviti.

668
00:29:11,118 --> 00:29:12,086
Ne, mama. Ne, mama.
Jesi li siguran, dušo?

669
00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:13,220
Bok, Brenda.

670
00:29:13,354 --> 00:29:15,422
Molim te, nemoj me zvati
pod mojim vladinim imenom.

671
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,358
Zovite me mama.

672
00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:19,226
Cindy!

673
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,828
O moj Bože!

674
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:22,530
Ispustio si pladanj.

675
00:29:22,664 --> 00:29:23,831
O moj Bože, Cindy,

676
00:29:23,964 --> 00:29:25,799
Oduvijek te nisam vidio!

677
00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,637
Bože moj, pogledaj se!
Izgledaš isto!

678
00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:30,070
Minus vrane noge.

679
00:29:30,204 --> 00:29:32,273
A kosa ti je tako suha.

680
00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:35,276
Oh, i tvoje sise
pao do sada.

681
00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:38,379
Osim toga,
izgledaš potpuno isto.

682
00:29:38,513 --> 00:29:40,080
Što si radio?

683
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:42,249
Oh, znaš,
zanemarujući moju djecu

684
00:29:42,383 --> 00:29:45,754
pa se mogu pripremiti
ubiti Ghostface
ako se ikada vrati.

685
00:29:45,886 --> 00:29:47,254
Što je s tobom?

686
00:29:47,388 --> 00:29:49,624
Pa, bio sam uglavnom samo
opijanje srednjoškolaca

687
00:29:49,758 --> 00:29:51,058
u očajničkom pokušaju
ostati mlad

688
00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:52,326
i zadrži moju djecu kod kuće.

689
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,994
Uvijek sam znala
bila bi super mama.

690
00:29:54,128 --> 00:29:55,296
Oh, Cindy!

691
00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:57,599
Trebamo li se zagrliti?
Oh, stvarno želim,

692
00:29:57,732 --> 00:30:01,001
ali sad sam republikanac
pa ja bih trebao biti rasist.

693
00:30:01,135 --> 00:30:03,705
Oh, curo, mislim sve
bijelci su ionako rasisti.

694
00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:05,139
dođi ovamo
U redu.

695
00:30:05,272 --> 00:30:06,874
Mm!
Oh!

696
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:09,877
Hoćeš priliku? Da? Ovdje.
Oh, da, da, molim te.

697
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:12,146
Znaš, mama,
ovo bi mjesto moglo biti tako cool

698
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,848
ako imaš, kao,
stol za pivski tenis tamo,

699
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:16,216
i možda, kao, zid za grickalice.

700
00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:17,951
Što znaš o cool?
Kad sam bio tvojih godina,

701
00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:20,522
Pucao sam boce
s Puffyjem, Puff Daddyjem,

702
00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:21,855
P. Diddy, Diddy.

703
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,457
Svi Seanovi.

704
00:30:23,591 --> 00:30:26,393
To nije dobro starilo.
Tvoja mama je bila nakaza

705
00:30:26,528 --> 00:30:27,261
u nakazama.

706
00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:28,996
Sranje, sine!

707
00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,331
Želiš vidjeti nešto cool?

708
00:30:30,464 --> 00:30:33,300
Pokazat ću ti nešto cool.

709
00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:41,308
Bože, to je super.

710
00:30:41,442 --> 00:30:42,443
sta to radis

711
00:30:42,577 --> 00:30:43,377
Što?

712
00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,478
Ne, ne tako.

713
00:30:44,612 --> 00:30:45,580
Ovako.

714
00:30:45,714 --> 00:30:47,047
Oh, da.

715
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:49,751
Ne znam zašto
svi se ponašate tako uplašeno.

716
00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:50,951
Pištolj nije ni napunjen.

717
00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:52,486
Sranje!

718
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,922
O, sranje, sine!

719
00:30:55,557 --> 00:30:57,191
Uh-oh. Učinio sam to opet.

720
00:31:00,294 --> 00:31:02,029
Ovo posljednje uvijek zaboravim
u komori.

721
00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:03,297
Pomozi mi da pomaknem ovo tijelo.

722
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:04,398
Da, shvatio si.

723
00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:05,834
To je bilo zabavno.

724
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,267
Oh, pa, što radiš?

725
00:31:07,401 --> 00:31:09,771
- nakon ovoga?
- Želim ići u Cabo.

726
00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:11,539
Oh, volim Cabo!

727
00:31:11,673 --> 00:31:13,307
znaš što

728
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,543
Stavljao sam kokain
gore moje hu-ha
i tamo stalno putuju.

729
00:31:15,677 --> 00:31:18,412
Pa, to je zato što
baš si pametan.
Da.

730
00:31:23,785 --> 00:31:24,918
Oh.

731
00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:29,123
U redu.
Vratimo se radnji.

732
00:31:29,256 --> 00:31:30,991
gledam te,
Oči Ted Bundyja.

733
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,459
Izgleda kao školski strijelac.

734
00:31:32,594 --> 00:31:33,528
Mislim da si ti ubojica.

735
00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:34,796
- Oh, ja?
- Mm-hmm.

736
00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,531
Dobro, što o tome
Zamjenik Doofy tamo?

737
00:31:36,664 --> 00:31:39,967
Ja-ja nemam motiv.
Znate, koji je moj motiv?

738
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,603
Ti si bio ubojica
u prvom filmu.

739
00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:44,304
Ne bi li te trebali zatvoriti?
Ne, dobio sam pomilovanje.

740
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:47,642
Uglavnom zbog
juriš na Kapitol, znaš.

741
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:49,476
Oh.
Imam dokaz.

742
00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:52,146
- Ovo sam ja. I uokviren je.
- Oh.

743
00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:53,581
To je cool šešir.

744
00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:55,449
Što je s Jess?

745
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,050
Što je sa mnom?

746
00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,352
Ako netko ovdje ima problema

747
00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,754
to bi moglo dovesti do ubojstva...

748
00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:01,321
U redu, shvaćam!

749
00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,323
Trans-sramljenje
nije cool, u redu?

750
00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:05,426
Oni-- On je samo frajer.
Da.

751
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,395
Minus snaga gornjeg dijela tijela
i kurac dio.

752
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:10,765
Hej, ne znaš
što imam ovdje dolje, u redu?

753
00:32:10,899 --> 00:32:12,801
Ja znam.
Hej, hej.

754
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,736
Slušajte, ono što znamo do sada

755
00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,270
su svi koji su bili napadnuti

756
00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:18,972
odnosi se na
izvorni likovi.

757
00:32:19,106 --> 00:32:20,207
Želi ubiti djecu.

758
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:24,178
Aha! On radi rebootequel.

759
00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:25,914
- A što sad?
- Da. To je kao,

760
00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:27,247
ponovno pokretanje i nastavak.

761
00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:29,483
Miješa naslijeđene likove
s novim likovima

762
00:32:29,617 --> 00:32:32,453
u pokušaju da se hrani u
sranje nostalgija

763
00:32:32,587 --> 00:32:34,455
i dovesti više obožavatelja
u kazališta.

764
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:36,591
Baš kao i prošle godine
<i>Znam što</i>
<i>Jesi prošlog ljeta.</i>

765
00:32:38,325 --> 00:32:40,728
To je film?
Što sam radio prošlog ljeta?

766
00:32:40,862 --> 00:32:43,163
Mislim da govoriš o
<i>Ljeto koje sam prelijepo.</i>

767
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,566
- Da.
- Ray,

768
00:32:44,699 --> 00:32:46,568
kada si došao ovdje?
Oh, bio sam ovdje.

769
00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:48,736
Samo sam se družio
po muškom WC-u.

770
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:49,938
Oh.
Moja soba?

771
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:51,639
U redu, znači

772
00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:55,075
da naš ubojica piše
svoju verziju
<i>Horor filma.</i>

773
00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:58,880
U redu, dakle prema
pravila ponovnog poziva,

774
00:32:59,012 --> 00:33:00,047
tko je ubojica?

775
00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,450
Mislim da je prilično očito.

776
00:33:06,019 --> 00:33:07,120
WHO?

777
00:33:07,254 --> 00:33:09,189
Ti, kujo.
Mi?

778
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,191
Ljudi, ja nisam ubojica.

779
00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:14,294
Ghostface je napao u utorak
da me namami natrag ovamo.

780
00:33:14,428 --> 00:33:17,765
Mislim da je napao u utorak
da te vratim ovamo

781
00:33:17,899 --> 00:33:19,801
kako bi me mogao vratiti ovamo.

782
00:33:19,934 --> 00:33:22,002
Želi ubiti OG-ove.

783
00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:23,303
To je bio fleks.

784
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:24,706
Da, to zvuči bolje.

785
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,206
Ajme, zajebi ovo!

786
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:29,176
I jebi se, majko!

787
00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:30,812
Tvojoj majci?

788
00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:34,481
hej Ne budi tako bez poštovanja!

789
00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:35,884
I zovi me mama!

790
00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,117
Ili mamica.

791
00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:39,621
Ili što god je udobnije.

792
00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,690
<i>Upozoravamo sve jedinice:</i>

793
00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:44,157
<i>Osumnjičenik je još uvijek na slobodi.</i>

794
00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:45,827
<i>Crni ogrtač, bijela maska...</i>

795
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,529
<i>...veliki nož.</i>

796
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,977
- Pričaj sa mnom.
<i>- Zdravo, šerife.</i>

797
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,344
Agent Underwood?

798
00:34:04,478 --> 00:34:06,213
<i>Dat ću vam jedan savjet.</i>

799
00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,650
<i>Što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

800
00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:10,685
Pa, ja ću ići
sa <i>Saltburn.</i>

801
00:34:10,818 --> 00:34:13,621
Mislim, član na tome
Englez je bio zastrašujući.

802
00:34:13,755 --> 00:34:17,025
Ken Jeongovo smeće
u <i>Mamurluku</i>
bio puno bolji prikaz

803
00:34:17,157 --> 00:34:18,960
muške anatomije.

804
00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:20,494
Što sad hoćeš, jebote?

805
00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:22,162
<i>Pa,</i>
<i>Samo zovem da ti kažem</i>

806
00:34:22,296 --> 00:34:23,765
<i>da dok dođeš kući,</i>

807
00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:26,400
<i>Utrobit ću</i>
<i>vaša djevojčica!</i>

808
00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:29,904
Hej, seronjo, ona je dječak!

809
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:40,147
Jess!

810
00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:56,798
Tražite ovo?

811
00:34:57,966 --> 00:34:59,601
Dopusti da ti pomognem.

812
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:04,171
Imam tvoj dječji kurac.
Namiguši, namiguši, namiguši.

813
00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,049
U redu.
Idemo.

814
00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:16,651
Što želiš, jebote?

815
00:35:16,784 --> 00:35:20,387
Pa,
kao otac, kao, uh, sin?

816
00:35:20,521 --> 00:35:21,823
<i>Uh--</i>

817
00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:23,423
<i>Razumijem</i>
<i>sam si kod kuće.</i>

818
00:35:23,558 --> 00:35:26,728
Pa, tata je vani, ali
bazen tip, vrtlar

819
00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:29,931
i vodoinstalater
svi su ovdje, seronjo.

820
00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:31,666
<i>Pogledajte kroz prozor.</i>

821
00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,070
LED!

822
00:35:36,203 --> 00:35:38,973
Ne! Ali oni su okosnica
američke radne snage!

823
00:35:39,107 --> 00:35:41,609
A ja sam previše bijela
raditi te poslove.

824
00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:43,377
<i>Pređimo na stvar.</i>

825
00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:45,479
<i>Postavit ću ti jedno pitanje.</i>

826
00:35:45,613 --> 00:35:48,415
<i>Ako točno odgovorite,</i>
<i>ti živiš.</i>

827
00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:52,219
<i>Tko je bio ubojica</i>
<i>u</i> horor filmu?

828
00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:55,455
Oh, to je lako.
Bio je to Bobby, a zatim Gay Ray

829
00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:57,424
tip koji je bio
skroz zaljubljen u frajere,

830
00:35:57,558 --> 00:35:58,860
iako je
tvrdio je da nije.

831
00:35:58,993 --> 00:36:00,928
Klasična homofobija 2000-ih.

832
00:36:01,062 --> 00:36:02,429
Ali imam te, kučko.

833
00:36:02,563 --> 00:36:05,365
<i>Pogrešno! Zaboravili ste</i>
<i>Specijalni časnik Doofy.</i>

834
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:08,468
<i>Sada umireš.</i>

835
00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:17,679
Bumbaklot!

836
00:36:19,047 --> 00:36:20,715
<i>Trebao bi</i>
<i>vjerojatno odgovori na to.</i>

837
00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:24,451
Mogu te doslovno vidjeti
pokušava ukrasti moj paket.

838
00:36:24,585 --> 00:36:27,088
Oh, sranje!

839
00:36:28,422 --> 00:36:29,924
Ah, to je bilo lako.

840
00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:34,394
<i>Uh, netko</i>
<i>naručiti odreske?</i>

841
00:36:34,529 --> 00:36:36,430
To je GoPuff.
Hmm.

842
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,467
- Čekaj malo.
- Oprezno.

843
00:36:40,601 --> 00:36:42,603
Ne biste željeli
pustiti ubojicu.

844
00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:47,441
Upravo ćete se identificirati
kao mrtav.

845
00:36:50,144 --> 00:36:51,278
ti...

846
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:53,981
ubosti kao--
djevojka.

847
00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:03,825
Hajde curo,
udari taj Ghostface Shuffle.

848
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:06,460
Probajte Ghostface Killah
Paket zbirke.

849
00:37:06,594 --> 00:37:09,097
Ovo je Keke West
za OnlyFans Rapid News.

850
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,665
"Brze vijesti".
Mislite na "Vapid News".

851
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:12,800
Čak i ne znaš
imaj snimatelja!

852
00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,501
Moja oprema!

853
00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:16,971
Oprostite.

854
00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:19,841
Bože. ti si...

855
00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,209
Da, da.

856
00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:22,710
Trostruka nominacija za Emmyja

857
00:37:22,844 --> 00:37:25,445
za izvanredna postignuća
u senzacionalnom izvješćivanju.

858
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,515
Htjela sam reći
gospođa iz <i>Prijatelja</i>

859
00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,817
ali kraće
i s manje botoksa.

860
00:37:29,951 --> 00:37:31,284
Oh. Je li to
što si bio

861
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:32,720
"reći ću"?
Da.

862
00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:34,387
Ti ozbiljno ne znaš
tko sam ja

863
00:37:34,522 --> 00:37:36,924
- Djevojčice, ja sam Gail--
- Gail proguta slinu!

864
00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:38,025
hej

865
00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:39,259
Tuča. Gail--

866
00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:41,495
Makni mi se s puta!
Oh.

867
00:37:45,933 --> 00:37:49,237
Doofus.
Hej, Gail.

868
00:37:49,369 --> 00:37:51,371
Vau. Nisi ostario ni dana.

869
00:37:51,506 --> 00:37:54,709
Ostario si
kao milijun dana.
To je toliko. pet--

870
00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:56,511
Vaši prsti
miris poput genitalija.

871
00:37:56,644 --> 00:37:58,646
što radiš
u toj smiješnoj uniformi?

872
00:37:58,780 --> 00:38:02,349
Uh, vratila sam se na slučaj.
Da, uhitit ću Ghostfacea.

873
00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:03,684
Pa, um,

874
00:38:03,818 --> 00:38:06,220
reci mi,
Službenik za posebne potrebe Doofy...

875
00:38:06,353 --> 00:38:08,156
Hm.

876
00:38:08,321 --> 00:38:09,624
Vau.
Ima li osumnjičenih

877
00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:12,425
u ovom tragičnom ipak potpuno
predvidljiv incident?

878
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,928
Ne smijem reći.

879
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:16,396
Ne, ne, u redu, ne.
Da, možete. Da, možete.

880
00:38:16,531 --> 00:38:18,232
Ne-- Da--

881
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:19,332
Možete mi reći.

882
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:20,601
Hm, ah, o, moj Bože.

883
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:22,003
Koji kurac

884
00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:23,436
hej

885
00:38:23,571 --> 00:38:25,372
Sjeti se kada
pušio si

886
00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:27,141
za osjetljive podatke?

887
00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:30,945
Ne pusim vise,
dobro? Ne od MeToo.

888
00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:32,379
U redu. oprosti

889
00:38:32,513 --> 00:38:34,816
drkim sad,
ali bolje da je priča dobra.

890
00:38:34,949 --> 00:38:38,619
Dobro, drkat ću.
Učinimo to. Učinimo to.

891
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,598
što...

892
00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:01,075
Uhvatit ću te.
Ujak Ray-Ray će te uhvatiti!

893
00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,810
Zraka?
Imaš moju odjeću,

894
00:39:02,944 --> 00:39:04,078
ti malo stvorenje.

895
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:09,617
Možda trava ne bi trebala biti legalna.

896
00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,855
Jebote, da, trebalo bi!

897
00:39:24,065 --> 00:39:25,733
Pozdrav, Shorty.

898
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:29,469
Ti znaš
da je pušenje loše za vas.

899
00:39:29,604 --> 00:39:31,205
zapravo,
trava nije loša za tebe.

900
00:39:31,339 --> 00:39:34,275
Imate vitamine T, C i H,

901
00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:36,376
C, B i D.

902
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,079
Što je bilo, Shorty?

903
00:39:38,212 --> 00:39:40,882
Izgledaš malo nervozno.

904
00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:44,518
Možda zato što postoji
maskirani serijski ubojica

905
00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:45,820
ispijajući čaj u mojoj radnoj sobi.

906
00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:47,688
Shorty, ti si moj crnja.

907
00:39:47,822 --> 00:39:50,423
Mislim, prijatelju. Molim vas, sjednite.

908
00:39:50,558 --> 00:39:51,926
U redu.

909
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:56,764
Želite li prestati pušiti?

910
00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:59,033
Pa, da budem iskren,
Pokušao sam prestati.

911
00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:02,770
Ali moja majka je rekla,
"Ne odgajam osobe koje odustaju."

912
00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:04,538
Pa sam prestao.

913
00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:06,774
Mogli bismo pokušati s hipnozom.

914
00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:08,709
Brate, baš me briga
koliko džepnih satova

915
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:10,711
pokušaš i mahneš
pred mojim licem

916
00:40:10,845 --> 00:40:12,513
neće uspjeti, sine.

917
00:40:12,647 --> 00:40:15,316
- Ne možeš me magmetizirati.
- Spavaj.

918
00:40:18,286 --> 00:40:20,187
Kratki.

919
00:40:20,321 --> 00:40:22,223
Hmm?

920
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:23,591
sta ima

921
00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:26,193
Pričaj mi o svojoj majci.

922
00:40:27,895 --> 00:40:28,896
Prokletstvo, crnjo.

923
00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:30,665
Počnimo
s nečim laganim, poput:

924
00:40:30,798 --> 00:40:32,934
"Ližeš li dupe, da ili ne?"

925
00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,735
Odgovor je da.

926
00:40:34,869 --> 00:40:37,505
Pa što
dogodilo s njom, Shorty?

927
00:40:40,374 --> 00:40:42,209
Dolazila je kući.

928
00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:45,279
Auto joj je bio parkiran
uz rub ceste.

929
00:40:45,413 --> 00:40:47,348
Netko je bio u njemu.

930
00:40:48,049 --> 00:40:49,684
I nešto loše
se događalo.

931
00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:55,656
Zašto nikoga nisi nazvao?

932
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:56,624
Nisam mogla.

933
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:58,259
Imao sam naloge.

934
00:40:58,392 --> 00:40:59,760
Imao si 11 godina.

935
00:40:59,894 --> 00:41:01,963
Počeo sam mlad, crnjo.

936
00:41:03,064 --> 00:41:03,998
Oh.

937
00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:06,534
Što vidite?

938
00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:09,070
ja...

939
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:14,108
<i>Vidim veliku eksploziju vode.</i>

940
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:17,645
<i>Bilo je kao</i>
<i>cijev za građanska prava.</i>

941
00:41:21,749 --> 00:41:24,051
Policija je rekla
radilo se o ubojstvu/samoubojstvu.

942
00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:26,420
Ona je ubila tog čovjeka.

943
00:41:26,554 --> 00:41:30,658
Kad su otvorili vrata auta,
njegovo mlitavo tijelo samo je skliznulo.

944
00:41:33,728 --> 00:41:36,597
Kao zeleni crnja
u <i>Oblik vode.</i>

945
00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:38,232
Jednostavno to nisam želio
biti pravi.

946
00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:40,868
Što ne želiš da bude stvarno?

947
00:41:41,702 --> 00:41:43,704
Da je moja majka bila špricarka!

948
00:41:43,838 --> 00:41:46,073
U redu! Bila je špricarka.

949
00:41:46,207 --> 00:41:48,676
Svi katovi
u njezinoj spavaćoj sobi bila iskrivljena.

950
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:52,046
- Ne mogu se pomaknuti.
- Ti si paraliziran.

951
00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:53,781
sad...

952
00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:56,183
...utonite u stolicu.
Čekaj, ne.

953
00:41:56,317 --> 00:41:57,385
- Čekaj.
- Sudoper!

954
00:42:03,257 --> 00:42:05,960
crnjo!

955
00:42:14,035 --> 00:42:18,773
Ja sam u K-rupi, sine!

956
00:42:19,907 --> 00:42:23,778
Ne, ti si u K-pop rupi.

957
00:42:36,824 --> 00:42:38,959
O, sranje, sine!

958
00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:46,100
Crnjo, otupio sam.

959
00:42:49,703 --> 00:42:51,839
To oni rade
u kapuljači.

960
00:43:00,681 --> 00:43:02,316
Luke Skywalker!

961
00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:19,033
♪ <i>Ohh</i> ♪

962
00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:31,513
<i>To je dobro sranje, sine.</i>

963
00:43:33,314 --> 00:43:34,715
Taj san je bio divlji.

964
00:43:34,849 --> 00:43:36,784
Mora da sam bio napušen Elonom Muskom.

965
00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:52,633
Utorak?

966
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:54,301
Utorak?

967
00:43:57,438 --> 00:43:58,806
Bobby?

968
00:44:00,774 --> 00:44:02,843
Bobby, što do...?

969
00:44:03,911 --> 00:44:05,746
Ona će umrijeti.

970
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,381
Naša kći Sara?

971
00:44:07,516 --> 00:44:09,049
Vjerojatno si u pravu.

972
00:44:09,183 --> 00:44:11,452
Čvrsta je, ali da je vidimo
ubosti se u utrobu.

973
00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:12,887
ja ću umrijeti

974
00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,122
Bobby, ti si već mrtav.

975
00:44:15,256 --> 00:44:16,957
Ova halucinacija
je manifestacija

976
00:44:17,091 --> 00:44:19,126
svojom krivnjom
jer sam bila grozna mama.

977
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:22,029
Ili bi to mogli biti gljive
Upravo sam pukla.

978
00:44:22,930 --> 00:44:24,131
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

979
00:44:24,265 --> 00:44:27,735
Kučko, nećeš me ubiti.

980
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,375
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

981
00:44:34,942 --> 00:44:37,411
Prestani se smijati!

982
00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:39,847
ne mogu Botoks.

983
00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,248
hej
Oh.

984
00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:44,485
Ovo je mentalni odjel.
Ovdje se svi smiješe.

985
00:44:44,619 --> 00:44:45,853
Što?

986
00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:48,155
Kako-- Hm--

987
00:44:48,289 --> 00:44:50,457
Možete li me uputiti
u smjeru JIL-a?

988
00:44:50,592 --> 00:44:51,992
Je li tako ili onako?

989
00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:53,727
Uh, vrijeme za posjete je završilo.

990
00:44:53,861 --> 00:44:56,230
Oh, da, naravno.

991
00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:58,732
<i>Mreža želi da pojasnim</i>

992
00:44:58,866 --> 00:45:01,101
<i>tog crnog petka</i>
<i>nema nikakve veze s rasom.</i>

993
00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:03,204
<i>Pa, samo reci to</i>
<i>mojoj crnoj prijateljici Beniti</i>

994
00:45:03,337 --> 00:45:04,772
<i>tko vjerojatno nekoga prati</i>

995
00:45:04,905 --> 00:45:06,774
<i>preko glave</i>
<i>u Targetu dok govorimo!</i>

996
00:45:06,907 --> 00:45:08,042
<i>Je li tako, Benita?</i>

997
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:24,892
Shamone!

998
00:45:25,025 --> 00:45:26,628
Čovječe, ti nisi Michael.

999
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,630
Michael je dobio taj Jheri uvojak.

1000
00:45:28,762 --> 00:45:30,397
Što je to, sine?
Je li to šelak?

1001
00:45:30,532 --> 00:45:33,668
Vidiš, ljudi misle da je to šelak,
ali zapravo je Sharpie.

1002
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:35,369
Dječače, tvoja kosa
izgleda kao fondue.

1003
00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:36,671
Indoo-dy.

1004
00:45:36,804 --> 00:45:38,772
Michael ima majmuna.
Imam ljamu.

1005
00:45:40,474 --> 00:45:41,809
Jebi se Michael!

1006
00:45:41,942 --> 00:45:44,178
Ne znaš plesati, dečko.
Vježbao sam.

1007
00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:45,879
Oh! Vau!

1008
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,414
Isuse.

1009
00:45:48,749 --> 00:45:49,917
Da!

1010
00:45:50,050 --> 00:45:51,686
Bong! jao

1011
00:45:51,819 --> 00:45:54,623
Mogu hodati po mjesecu.
oh, oh.

1012
00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,823
ooh

1013
00:45:55,956 --> 00:45:57,726
Gdje ide ovaj crnja?

1014
00:45:59,793 --> 00:46:00,595
jao

1015
00:46:00,729 --> 00:46:02,731
Vau!

1016
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,532
<i>"Jermaine".</i>

1017
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,104
<i>Dolazi 16. lipnja,</i>
<i>samo na Tubi.</i>

1018
00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:14,341
Krijumčarim to sranje.

1019
00:46:16,645 --> 00:46:17,978
Zdravo?

1020
00:46:19,213 --> 00:46:20,147
Zajebi ovo.

1021
00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:27,187
Svi ćete mi nedostajati.

1022
00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:34,028
Oh, dovraga ne!

1023
00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:36,463
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.
Misli Crni, nemoj umrijeti.

1024
00:46:46,608 --> 00:46:47,642
Oh!

1025
00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:49,843
Prokletstvo!
Utičnica?

1026
00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:51,713
Je li ti Sara rekla da dođeš?
Hm...

1027
00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:54,381
Da! Zato sam ovdje.

1028
00:46:54,516 --> 00:46:57,752
Ne da te ubijem
ili bilo što slično.

1029
00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:59,386
Zašto onda
nosiš li rukavice?

1030
00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:02,056
Vjeruješ li da...

1031
00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:05,560
razmišljam o dotjerivanju
kao O.J. Simpson za Noć vještica?

1032
00:47:05,694 --> 00:47:07,261
Ali one odgovaraju.

1033
00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:09,196
Paziti!

1034
00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:11,465
Nije cool, brate,
skoro si udario u venu.

1035
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:13,033
Mislim--
pomoć!

1036
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,272
Oh, da!

1037
00:47:22,242 --> 00:47:23,410
Oh...

1038
00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:31,985
Vau.
Rasjeckat ću te kao svinju!

1039
00:47:36,256 --> 00:47:38,092
ja ću...

1040
00:47:38,225 --> 00:47:40,194
ja ću...

1041
00:47:40,327 --> 00:47:41,995
Kakva glupa rečenica.

1042
00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,432
To je tako istinito!

1043
00:47:45,567 --> 00:47:48,570
Što ćeš učiniti?
Pretvoriti me u slaninu?

1044
00:47:53,073 --> 00:47:54,341
Moram pronaći bolje pisce.

1045
00:47:54,475 --> 00:47:57,044
jako se smijem,
bole me rebra.

1046
00:47:57,177 --> 00:48:00,548
Pričekajte dok
Zabijam svoj nož u njih!

1047
00:48:07,187 --> 00:48:09,524
Ovdje plačem.

1048
00:48:09,657 --> 00:48:10,991
Moram ići

1049
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:13,060
- prije nego što me stvarno ubiješ.
- Evo dolazim.

1050
00:48:13,193 --> 00:48:15,764
o Bože
Prvo bih mogao umrijeti od smijeha!

1051
00:48:17,464 --> 00:48:20,934
Oh. Oh, sranje.
Stvarno će me ubiti.

1052
00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:44,526
Želim ono na čemu su oni.

1053
00:48:46,594 --> 00:48:49,430
Pretvorit ću te
u slaninu, malo prase.

1054
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:57,505
Ne, ne.

1055
00:48:57,639 --> 00:48:59,373
br.

1056
00:49:01,308 --> 00:49:02,911
žao mi je Oprostite.
Oprostite.

1057
00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:04,144
Tako mi je žao.
S puta nam se!

1058
00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:06,614
Korak u stranu.
Službeni policijski posao.

1059
00:49:06,748 --> 00:49:07,749
Doofy!

1060
00:49:07,882 --> 00:49:10,417
Volim to raditi.

1061
00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:11,452
ooh!

1062
00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:14,321
Nasmiješi se, kurvin sine.

1063
00:49:14,455 --> 00:49:17,692
Što dovraga...?
Moja psiho majka je rekla

1064
00:49:17,826 --> 00:49:19,960
uvijek drži remen.

1065
00:49:21,261 --> 00:49:22,463
Ići! Ići!
U redu.

1066
00:49:22,597 --> 00:49:24,097
Idem po
tvoj ljubavni interes.

1067
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:25,733
Dobit ću tvoj ljubavni interes.

1068
00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:28,969
Joj, bol, agonija.

1069
00:49:29,102 --> 00:49:31,171
Sara, ako ne uspijem...

1070
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,575
Ozbiljno, utorak,
prestani pokušavati osvojiti Oscara.

1071
00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:36,076
To je horor film,
to se nikada neće dogoditi.

1072
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:38,445
Samo pitajte Demi Moore.

1073
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:41,148
Ne! Ne!

1074
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,817
Imam ga. Imam Jacka.

1075
00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:47,154
Doofy! Koji kurac?

1076
00:49:47,287 --> 00:49:49,356
Jebote?
Ne mogu si pomoći.

1077
00:49:51,593 --> 00:49:54,194
Sad smo samo ti i ja,
Duhovit.

1078
00:49:54,328 --> 00:49:55,295
Hm.

1079
00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:58,298
Moraš ih upucati
u glavi.

1080
00:49:58,432 --> 00:50:00,267
Pucaj im u glavu.

1081
00:50:02,369 --> 00:50:05,105
Uf. jao

1082
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:10,210
Umrijeti!

1083
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,279
Umri, ti mali glupani.

1084
00:50:12,412 --> 00:50:13,581
miris...

1085
00:50:13,715 --> 00:50:14,749
moj...

1086
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,651
prst.

1087
00:50:17,351 --> 00:50:18,352
O Bože!

1088
00:50:18,485 --> 00:50:21,054
Koji je to kurac bio? Uf.

1089
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:22,957
Moje dupe.

1090
00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:25,125
Jebi se! Pauza.

1091
00:50:27,461 --> 00:50:29,062
o Bože
to je-- to je moje dupe.

1092
00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:31,799
- O, Bože.
- Posljednje riječi?

1093
00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:33,701
Kakim se.

1094
00:50:38,405 --> 00:50:41,041
Oh, dovraga ne.
Neću čistiti to sranje!

1095
00:50:41,174 --> 00:50:42,644
Na pauzi sam.

1096
00:50:42,777 --> 00:50:46,280
Hajde, ja to radim
ubijanje, a ne čišćenje. Uf.

1097
00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,415
što kažeš
Nema veze.

1098
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:50,083
Yo, što ima, čavrljaj?

1099
00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:51,586
Ovo je tvoj dječak Shorty.

1100
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,287
tako je,
to je još jedan Halloween-a-thon.

1101
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,356
I još je jedan dan
da sam dobio ludi novac

1102
00:50:56,490 --> 00:50:58,626
jer ne rade apsolutno ništa

1103
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,460
dok vi glupi drkadžije
gledati.

1104
00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:03,196
I nazivaju me glupim!

1105
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,333
Želim dati glatku
pozdrav mom sponzoru:

1106
00:51:06,466 --> 00:51:08,836
Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

1107
00:51:10,203 --> 00:51:12,740
Dobili su ljute jabuke, sine.

1108
00:51:15,777 --> 00:51:18,646
Stvorili smo slogan!
Ja sam marketinški genij!

1109
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:20,882
u redu Ne bi bilo
Halloween-a-thon

1110
00:51:21,015 --> 00:51:22,149
bez doping gosta.

1111
00:51:22,282 --> 00:51:23,350
On je legenda
u igri strujanja.

1112
00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:26,453
Odustani za Kai Cenat!

1113
00:51:26,588 --> 00:51:28,990
Srušit ćemo internet!

1114
00:51:29,122 --> 00:51:31,059
hej hej hej hej hej

1115
00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,860
hej hej hej hej

1116
00:51:35,162 --> 00:51:36,196
Uozbiljimo se.

1117
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:38,231
Što vas dovodi na chat?

1118
00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:40,034
Obećao si
Htio sam biti u filmu.

1119
00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:42,770
Zvala sam te.
Ti si me duh.

1120
00:51:42,904 --> 00:51:45,807
Brate, mislio sam da je to jedan
mojih ludih beba mama.

1121
00:51:45,940 --> 00:51:47,207
To je-- To je moja greška.

1122
00:51:47,341 --> 00:51:49,376
A kad smo kod duhova--

1123
00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:51,311
Netko želi razgovarati s tobom.

1124
00:51:51,445 --> 00:51:52,780
Zdravo?

1125
00:51:52,914 --> 00:51:54,882
<i>Što ti je najdraže</i>
<i>strašni film?</i>

1126
00:51:56,918 --> 00:51:58,686
jok
Oh!

1127
00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:01,288
Joj, joj, joj!
Ah!

1128
00:52:07,929 --> 00:52:09,731
Razbijamo internet, sine!

1129
00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:10,932
Što ima, čovječe?

1130
00:52:11,065 --> 00:52:12,199
Imate malo Angry Orcharda

1131
00:52:12,332 --> 00:52:13,433
Jabukovača u kući?
Prokleto si u pravu.

1132
00:52:13,568 --> 00:52:15,435
Dobili su ljute jabuke.

1133
00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:16,904
Oh!

1134
00:52:17,038 --> 00:52:18,106
Što je bilo?

1135
00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,841
Što je bilo?

1136
00:52:22,777 --> 00:52:24,444
Upravo ćemo to učiniti
moja omiljena stvar:

1137
00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:28,281
Zavrti... kotač!

1138
00:52:28,415 --> 00:52:30,350
Ekstremna igra s rezancima!

1139
00:52:30,484 --> 00:52:32,120
Vratit ćemo se tamo
s ovim rezancima

1140
00:52:32,252 --> 00:52:33,186
i udarit ćemo

1141
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,321
odjebi ti!

1142
00:52:34,454 --> 00:52:35,657
Onda moraš pogoditi
tko je to učinio.

1143
00:52:35,790 --> 00:52:36,658
To čak nema smisla.

1144
00:52:37,725 --> 00:52:38,660
Ovo je glupa igra.

1145
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,629
Oh!

1146
00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:42,730
uh...

1147
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,197
Kai. Kai.
Čovječe, što?

1148
00:52:44,331 --> 00:52:45,133
Da.

1149
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,708
Čekaj-- Ne, ne, ne--

1150
00:52:55,843 --> 00:53:00,081
Upravo si ubio Kai Cenat.
Na chatu.

1151
00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:03,017
Stvaramo povijest, sine!

1152
00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:05,520
Novac, novac, novac!

1153
00:53:24,972 --> 00:53:26,507
Oh, hvala Bogu.

1154
00:53:30,645 --> 00:53:32,446
Bilo je krajnje vrijeme
stigli ste!

1155
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,849
Sada ćeš ga dobiti.

1156
00:53:35,449 --> 00:53:36,718
Uf!

1157
00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:39,419
Budi miran!

1158
00:53:39,554 --> 00:53:41,321
Dakle, to je naš osumnjičenik.

1159
00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:43,891
Naziva se "Stenografija".
Hmm.

1160
00:53:44,025 --> 00:53:48,129
Bio je majstor u jednoj kući
na glasu kao ukleta 2001.

1161
00:53:48,996 --> 00:53:50,765
Ima li što
ne govoriš mi?

1162
00:53:50,898 --> 00:53:52,567
Da te tvoja žena mrzi

1163
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,367
vjerujete da je Zemlja ravna

1164
00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,470
a glasali ste za Trumpa
tri puta.

1165
00:53:56,604 --> 00:53:58,973
Što, trebao sam
glasati za ženu?

1166
00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:00,373
ha?

1167
00:54:00,508 --> 00:54:03,778
Vjerujem stenografiji
je notorni Ghostface.

1168
00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:07,515
Što rade ta usta?

1169
00:54:07,648 --> 00:54:09,183
Prestanite se opirati!

1170
00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:11,384
Izgledao je prilično nejasno.

1171
00:54:14,956 --> 00:54:16,891
Imaju pogrešnog tipa.

1172
00:54:17,024 --> 00:54:19,026
I ti to znaš
jer si vidovita?

1173
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,328
Ne, tako kaže
na tjeralici.

1174
00:54:23,497 --> 00:54:24,699
ne znam

1175
00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:27,135
Taj tip je crnac.
Ne, on je nekako...

1176
00:54:27,267 --> 00:54:28,502
ne taj Crni.

1177
00:54:28,636 --> 00:54:30,270
Kao gravy brown.

1178
00:54:30,403 --> 00:54:31,939
Uf!

1179
00:54:32,073 --> 00:54:33,473
Uhvatite ga!

1180
00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:35,243
Udari ga svojom snažnom rukom!

1181
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:36,711
Boom!

1182
00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:39,814
Svejedno ga uhapsite.
Vjerojatno je nešto učinio, zar ne?

1183
00:54:40,548 --> 00:54:42,449
Isključite svoje tjelesne kamere!

1184
00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:44,852
Gospođice Hailstorm, dobrodošli natrag.

1185
00:54:44,986 --> 00:54:47,889
Doc, preklinjem te.
Moraš mi pomoći
izgledati mlađe.

1186
00:54:48,022 --> 00:54:49,624
Ove male kučke
ubijaju me vani.

1187
00:54:49,757 --> 00:54:50,825
Ne nose ništa osim...

1188
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:52,894
ovitak za kobasice
i prstenasto svjetlo.

1189
00:54:53,027 --> 00:54:57,464
Vjeruj mi s ovim uvelim,
oronulo, od starosti uništeno tijelo,

1190
00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:59,667
i ozdravit ću te.

1191
00:54:59,801 --> 00:55:01,235
Jedan srednjovjekovni
White Lady Special

1192
00:55:01,368 --> 00:55:02,970
dolazi odmah gore.
Hvala.

1193
00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:04,205
Pustit ću brzi video

1194
00:55:04,337 --> 00:55:05,506
na ins and outs
postupka,

1195
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,009
a onda ćemo početi.

1196
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:14,414
<i>Želite li</i>
<i>nisi bio tako star i opušten?</i>

1197
00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:17,151
<i>Želite li biti mlađi?</i>
<i>Seksi?</i>

1198
00:55:17,285 --> 00:55:18,719
<i>Opet zajebano?</i>

1199
00:55:18,853 --> 00:55:22,290
<i>Jedna jedina injekcija</i>
<i>otključava vaš DNK,</i>

1200
00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:25,425
<i>stvaranje novog, boljeg vas.</i>

1201
00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:28,162
<i>Ovo je The Stuff.</i>

1202
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:31,732
Doc, to nije to
Gwyneth Paltrow sranje

1203
00:55:31,866 --> 00:55:34,035
to te čini
miriše na njenu vagu, je li?

1204
00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:39,006
sviđa mi se.

1205
00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:48,415
♪ <i>Osjećam...</i> ♪

1206
00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:50,251
♪ <i>Potpuno jebeno novo</i> ♪

1207
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:51,185
♪ <i>Novo</i> ♪

1208
00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:52,385
♪ <i>Novo</i> ♪

1209
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,121
♪ <i>Potpuno jebeno novo</i> ♪

1210
00:55:55,388 --> 00:55:57,525
Wow, to je puno stvari.

1211
00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:00,528
Oh, maska ​​na maski.

1212
00:56:01,062 --> 00:56:02,697
Sigurnost prije svega, zar ne, doktore?

1213
00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:06,734
Oh, ne!

1214
00:56:07,802 --> 00:56:09,637
Predomišljam se!

1215
00:56:09,770 --> 00:56:12,106
Ja ću voljeti
i prihvatiti sebe takvu kakva jesam.

1216
00:56:15,543 --> 00:56:16,811
♪ <i>Osjećam</i> ♪

1217
00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:18,913
♪ <i>Potpuno jebeno novo</i> ♪

1218
00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:17,371
ups Pogrešan film.

1219
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,109
- Mislio si na to.
- Ali ti si to rekao.

1220
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:24,979
<i>White Chicks 2,</i> moje dupe.

1221
00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:26,647
♪ <i>Osjećam</i> ♪

1222
00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:27,915
♪ <i>Potpuno jebeno novo</i> ♪

1223
00:57:28,049 --> 00:57:29,317
♪ <i>Novo</i> ♪

1224
00:57:29,449 --> 00:57:32,485
♪ <i>Osjećam se jebeno novo</i> ♪

1225
00:57:33,621 --> 00:57:35,556
Bok, Sara.

1226
00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:38,059
Utorak, ja--

1227
00:57:38,192 --> 00:57:40,094
Pokušao sam te posjetiti.

1228
00:57:40,227 --> 00:57:42,462
Žao mi je zbog svega.

1229
00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:44,432
Pogotovo tvoje ime.

1230
00:57:44,565 --> 00:57:47,001
Bio je Taco utorak.
Bio sam super pijan.

1231
00:57:47,134 --> 00:57:50,871
Ali obećavam ti,
Ubit ću ovog drkadžiju!

1232
00:57:51,005 --> 00:57:52,440
- Dobro je, stvarno, super smo.
- Ja ću...

1233
00:57:52,573 --> 00:57:53,741
Ja ću dovući auto.
Dobro smo.

1234
00:57:53,874 --> 00:57:55,475
Ja ću te odvesti
do auta!

1235
00:57:55,609 --> 00:57:57,878
Ubola sam se.
Nisam gluh, glupane!

1236
00:57:58,012 --> 00:58:00,848
Oduzimam uto
od svega ovoga!

1237
00:58:01,615 --> 00:58:02,984
Oh...
Hajde, Cindy.

1238
00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:05,886
I ja sam pokušao pobjeći, ali...

1239
00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:08,122
slijedi!

1240
00:58:08,255 --> 00:58:10,992
Sada vjerojatno očekujete
uspomena na taj film,

1241
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:13,561
ali previše je nejasno.
Da, i zaplet je čudan.

1242
00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:15,863
Imaš seks s nekim,
dati im spolno prenosivu bolest

1243
00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:17,298
a onda ih proganja
u obliku

1244
00:58:17,431 --> 00:58:18,299
njihove gole bake.

1245
00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:20,534
To je poput biografskog filma o spolno prenosivoj bolesti.

1246
00:58:20,668 --> 00:58:21,802
Uf, ubojica mi se ruga.

1247
00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:23,471
Zašto nas jednostavno ne ubije?

1248
00:58:23,604 --> 00:58:24,905
Uh, govori za sebe.

1249
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,807
Kao, što čekaš?

1250
00:58:26,941 --> 00:58:30,244
Oh, ne, ne, ne, dušo,
slatkišu. Ovako je.

1251
00:58:31,479 --> 00:58:34,648
Što čekaš, ha?

1252
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:37,551
sta cekas

1253
00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:40,321
sta cekas

1254
00:58:40,454 --> 00:58:41,922
sta cekas

1255
00:58:42,056 --> 00:58:43,691
Bože, želim
ti nisi bila moja majka!

1256
00:58:43,824 --> 00:58:46,527
sta cekas

1257
00:58:48,195 --> 00:58:49,196
<i>Candyman.</i>

1258
00:58:50,097 --> 00:58:51,298
Candyman.

1259
00:58:52,166 --> 00:58:53,701
Candyman.

1260
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:57,071
- Jesi li siguran u vezi ovoga?
- Da, nastavi to govoriti.

1261
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,306
Candyman.

1262
00:59:00,474 --> 00:59:02,443
Candyman!

1263
00:59:19,293 --> 00:59:21,829
Pa što ima?
Imaš li taj slatkiš, čovječe?

1264
00:59:22,531 --> 00:59:24,732
- Imam gumene bombone s travom.
- Da.

1265
00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,133
K-matice.
- Da.

1266
00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:27,902
- Čokolade od šampinjona.
- Sranje, sine!

1267
00:59:28,035 --> 00:59:29,970
I što ti treba tako dugo
pojaviti se?

1268
00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:33,140
Hajde, Clarence.
Zvala sam te pet puta.

1269
00:59:33,274 --> 00:59:34,642
Crnjo, pojavi se u tri.

1270
00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:36,610
Čak me i ne zoveš
na telefonu.

1271
00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:38,045
Srećom sam prolazio

1272
00:59:38,179 --> 00:59:40,147
i čuo vas sve
kroz rupu u ovom zidu.

1273
00:59:40,281 --> 00:59:42,950
I sredi to sranje.
Začepi guzicu.

1274
00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:45,719
Moraš ići
proktologu
i neka ti pogledaju kožu.

1275
00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:48,989
Nakon akni
40 godina je divlji posao.

1276
00:59:49,123 --> 00:59:51,192
Izgledam bolje od ovog crnje.
Možda s ove strane.

1277
00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:53,861
Hej, nema vremena za svađe.
Bit ćemo napušeni.

1278
00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:56,063
Zabavljat ćemo se, sine!

1279
00:59:58,432 --> 01:00:00,401
♪ <i>Dolazi vruće</i>
<i>Bolje da to gledaju...</i> ♪
Sretna Noć vještica, svima.

1280
01:00:00,535 --> 01:00:02,002
Pazi na Ghostface.
♪ <i>Ako dođu</i>
<i>Za moje mjesto...</i> ♪

1281
01:00:02,136 --> 01:00:04,772
- Tako je. Popij!
- Hej!

1282
01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:07,675
hej volim to Pogledaj to.

1283
01:00:07,808 --> 01:00:09,243
izgledaš dobro

1284
01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:10,644
Jeste li vidjeli svoju sestru?

1285
01:00:10,778 --> 01:00:12,547
♪ <i>Ti si uvijek bolji</i> ♪

1286
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,982
♪ <i>Kad si na vrhu</i>
<i>Ali imao sam...</i> ♪
Ray, jesi li vidio Dei?

1287
01:00:15,116 --> 01:00:17,318
Od tada je ne mogu pronaći
išla je na taj prosvjed.

1288
01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:19,620
br.

1289
01:00:20,555 --> 01:00:24,125
Ray, daj da pogodim.
Ti si Woody iz <i>Priče o igračkama!</i>

1290
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,260
Ne, Brenda, to je gay.
Oh.

1291
01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:29,263
Jake Gyllenhaal
s planine Brokeback.

1292
01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:32,833
"Volio bih da znam kako da te ostavim,
ali ne mogu."

1293
01:00:33,535 --> 01:00:35,669
Voliš taj film!

1294
01:00:35,803 --> 01:00:37,138
Hej, Brenda!
ha?

1295
01:00:37,271 --> 01:00:39,206
Jeste li vidjeli
moja velika stara vrećica slatkiša?

1296
01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:42,511
Imao je čokolade,
gumene bombone, lizalice.

1297
01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:44,011
Ja-Nestalo je.

1298
01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:45,312
Ne, ne, ne, ne nedostaje.

1299
01:00:45,446 --> 01:00:47,481
Izbacio sam ga
varalicama.

1300
01:00:47,616 --> 01:00:50,784
Brenda, to je moja zaliha!

1301
01:01:01,729 --> 01:01:05,666
Tako sam jebeno napušen!

1302
01:01:08,502 --> 01:01:09,503
Vau-hu!

1303
01:01:09,638 --> 01:01:12,439
Ne osjećam svoje lice!

1304
01:01:14,643 --> 01:01:18,580
Ja sam na tom Naruto sranju!

1305
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:23,050
Šest-sedam! Šest-sedam!

1306
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,211
Jebote.

1307
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,220
Zašto me gleda?

1308
01:02:01,055 --> 01:02:02,189
♪ <i>Jebanje sa šefom, da</i>
<i>Košta te</i> ♪

1309
01:02:02,323 --> 01:02:04,225
Malo uznemirujuće.

1310
01:02:04,358 --> 01:02:05,392
Ovdje sam zbog toga.

1311
01:02:05,527 --> 01:02:07,061
♪ <i>Da</i>
<i>Sve je tu</i> ♪

1312
01:02:07,194 --> 01:02:08,162
♪ <i>Sagni se</i>
<i>Dodirni svoje šape, da</i> ♪

1313
01:02:08,295 --> 01:02:09,296
♪ <i>Neka govori, da</i> ♪

1314
01:02:09,430 --> 01:02:10,731
Oh. U redu.

1315
01:02:10,864 --> 01:02:12,900
♪ <i>Neka to dupe skoči</i>
<i>Aha</i> ♪

1316
01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:13,934
♪ <i>Neka to dupe skoči</i> ♪
Hej, hej!

1317
01:02:14,068 --> 01:02:15,336
♪ <i>Bolje ti je</i> ♪

1318
01:02:15,469 --> 01:02:17,171
♪ <i>Bolje ti je</i>
<i>Neka to dupe skoči</i> ♪

1319
01:02:17,304 --> 01:02:19,139
♪ <i>Moj crnjo spava da znaš</i>
<i>I ja sam vani</i> ♪

1320
01:02:19,273 --> 01:02:21,242
♪ <i>Jet skije guzica van</i>
<i>Gornja motika--</i> ♪

1321
01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:22,577
hej

1322
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:26,447
Znate li koliko beba tuljana
umrijeti od mikroplastike?

1323
01:02:34,188 --> 01:02:34,888
Sranje.

1324
01:02:35,022 --> 01:02:36,691
To je Ghostface!

1325
01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:42,997
O moj Bože! Izbo ju je!

1326
01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:46,300
Ne "ona".
Moje zamjenice su "oni/oni".

1327
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:47,736
Izbo je "njih"!

1328
01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:50,739
Imam više od 40 godina. Kako bih mogao
držati korak sa svim ovim?

1329
01:02:50,871 --> 01:02:51,872
Ona nije u krivu.

1330
01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:53,508
To je Karens poput tebe

1331
01:02:53,642 --> 01:02:57,111
koji održavaju patrijarhat,
s koljenima na našim vratovima!

1332
01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:59,880
Sada igraš
karta utrke?

1333
01:03:00,014 --> 01:03:02,883
Dosta mi je njezinih sranja.
"Njihovo" sranje, kučko!

1334
01:03:05,754 --> 01:03:06,755
I da bude jasno,

1335
01:03:06,887 --> 01:03:09,323
moje pravo ime je Karen!

1336
01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:11,559
Oh, sranje. Ovo je predobro.

1337
01:03:11,693 --> 01:03:13,127
Ignorirajte uvrede.

1338
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,496
"Oni" ne shvaćaju
mi smo tu da pomognemo "njima".

1339
01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:17,064
Toksična muškost

1340
01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,900
i mansplaining
ne pomaže nikome!

1341
01:03:20,034 --> 01:03:21,835
Kako je moja muževnost toksična?

1342
01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:23,672
Volim žene i sport.

1343
01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:26,541
Samo ne zajedno.
Dođi ovamo, kučko.

1344
01:03:26,675 --> 01:03:28,175
Moj red!

1345
01:03:28,309 --> 01:03:29,810
- Ja sljedeći!
- Nisu spremni za

1346
01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:30,911
ovo!

1347
01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:32,012
Pusti me na njih!
ja sljedeći!

1348
01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:32,980
Jebeš svoje zamjenice.
Oh, sranje.

1349
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,549
Sisati nož.

1350
01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:39,621
Ja krivim manosferu.

1351
01:03:39,754 --> 01:03:41,155
♪ <i>Udari traku</i>
<i>Ljuljajte s jedne strane na drugu</i> ♪

1352
01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:42,856
♪ <i>I nagni se malo</i> ♪

1353
01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:44,291
♪ <i>Sjaj poput zvijezde</i>
<i>Jer svaku noć...</i> ♪

1354
01:03:44,425 --> 01:03:46,493
ujak Shorty.
Što ima, nećače?

1355
01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:48,295
Mogu li te nešto pitati?

1356
01:03:48,697 --> 01:03:50,130
Da, pucaj.

1357
01:03:50,964 --> 01:03:52,866
Radi se o, znaš

1358
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,669
kako se spustiti na djevojku.

1359
01:03:55,302 --> 01:03:56,571
Govoriš o jedenju maca?

1360
01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:59,173
To je tako jezivo, ali da.

1361
01:03:59,306 --> 01:04:02,142
Pa, možda ako prestaneš pričati
poput 14-godišnje bjelkinje

1362
01:04:02,276 --> 01:04:03,877
mogao bi nešto naučiti.

1363
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:05,245
U redu, pa slušajte.

1364
01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:06,880
Prvo što morate učiniti,
moraš--

1365
01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:08,683
Moraš im raširiti noge.
Moraš ga otvoriti.

1366
01:04:08,817 --> 01:04:10,284
Onda želite
koristiti svoje prste.

1367
01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:13,454
Ponekad možete koristiti dva.
Dva prsta, ovako tamo.

1368
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:14,723
Da?

1369
01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:16,624
Sada, kad ga dobijete
sve unutra, sad...

1370
01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:18,727
moraš koristiti svoj jezik.

1371
01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:20,060
Ne možeš se toga bojati.

1372
01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,932
Da, nasloni se na to.

1373
01:04:25,065 --> 01:04:26,568
ne, ne, ne,
radiš to prebrzo.

1374
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:29,169
Što si ti, gušter?

1375
01:04:29,303 --> 01:04:31,138
Moraš biti nježan.
Moraš razgovarati s tim.

1376
01:04:31,271 --> 01:04:32,574
"Zdravo, mali,

1377
01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,642
kako si?"
Bok, maleni.

1378
01:04:35,376 --> 01:04:37,945
Boom!
Baš kao valjanje tupog.

1379
01:04:38,078 --> 01:04:40,180
Sve što moraš učiniti, nećače...

1380
01:04:43,450 --> 01:04:45,285
Udari to sranje.

1381
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:47,321
kužiš
Mm-hmm.

1382
01:04:47,454 --> 01:04:48,523
U redu, sada

1383
01:04:48,656 --> 01:04:52,259
ako želiš učiti
lizati dupe, pitaj svoju mamu.

1384
01:04:54,729 --> 01:04:57,364
Osjećaš se tako dobro.

1385
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,868
Oh, da.

1386
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,636
Elle.

1387
01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:03,103
Želim probati nešto.

1388
01:05:03,237 --> 01:05:05,507
Mislio sam da si rekao
nikad mi ne bi dopustio da te bacim.

1389
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,274
Što? br.

1390
01:05:07,408 --> 01:05:08,710
Opusti se.

1391
01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:10,411
Samo te želim okusiti.

1392
01:05:12,913 --> 01:05:14,281
U redu.

1393
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,117
Vrijeme za večeru.

1394
01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:20,053
Oh, da, dođi ovamo, dušo.

1395
01:05:22,857 --> 01:05:25,025
oprezno. Moja maca je gangster.

1396
01:05:25,159 --> 01:05:26,895
Oh! Oh...

1397
01:05:27,027 --> 01:05:29,129
To je gangsterski. U redu.

1398
01:05:29,263 --> 01:05:31,965
Ošamario te tako jako,
želiš još malo. Da!

1399
01:05:35,904 --> 01:05:37,137
Oh!

1400
01:05:37,271 --> 01:05:40,073
Osjećaš se puno bolje
nego Darrel i oni.

1401
01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:41,408
Ću-ču!

1402
01:05:41,543 --> 01:05:42,309
Vrati se unutra!

1403
01:05:42,443 --> 01:05:43,845
Da! Liži ga!

1404
01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:46,380
Da! Liži jako!

1405
01:05:47,381 --> 01:05:48,750
Dokrajči je.

1406
01:05:50,384 --> 01:05:53,688
O moj Bože!

1407
01:05:56,023 --> 01:05:57,692
Baš kao valjanje tupog.

1408
01:05:58,860 --> 01:06:01,028
Sada sve što trebam učiniti je udariti.

1409
01:06:03,464 --> 01:06:04,933
Oh-- Uf!

1410
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:06,500
Elle!

1411
01:06:08,770 --> 01:06:10,003
Koji kurac?

1412
01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:12,740
Bok tamo. Čuli smo reći
zabave za Noć vještica.

1413
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,609
Sada jesi, zar ne?

1414
01:06:14,742 --> 01:06:15,844
Ovdje smo da pijemo,

1415
01:06:15,976 --> 01:06:18,345
puštati lošu glazbu,
napravi neko napola gay sranje.

1416
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,380
Zašto samo pola gay?

1417
01:06:21,014 --> 01:06:21,916
Mogu li vam pomoći?

1418
01:06:22,049 --> 01:06:24,117
Ako nas samo pozovete unutra.

1419
01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,587
Zašto vam treba pozivnica?

1420
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,387
Pojavljuju se bijelci
na zabave nepozvani

1421
01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,791
cijelo vrijeme sa svojim malim
nasty-ass casseroles.

1422
01:06:29,924 --> 01:06:32,326
Blag kao govno. Bolje vam je
početi koristiti neki Lawry's.

1423
01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,629
Mm-hmm.
I zašto je dobila
ta prljava stopala?

1424
01:06:34,762 --> 01:06:37,732
Izgleda kao ti
šetao uokolo
porno setovi cijeli dan.

1425
01:06:37,866 --> 01:06:38,967
Dobio sam prste za parkiranje prikolica.

1426
01:06:39,099 --> 01:06:40,568
Sranje, sine!

1427
01:06:40,702 --> 01:06:43,538
Mislim da si za
krivo mjesto. Svi ste Klan?

1428
01:06:44,606 --> 01:06:45,439
br.

1429
01:06:45,573 --> 01:06:48,342
Vjerujemo u glazbu
i jednakosti.

1430
01:06:48,475 --> 01:06:49,644
Kako bi bilo da vam svima pokažemo?

1431
01:06:49,777 --> 01:06:51,813
U redu je, ne.

1432
01:06:51,946 --> 01:06:54,314
♪ <i>Pa, idemo dalje</i> ♪
♪ <i>Idemo dalje</i> ♪

1433
01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:57,886
♪ <i>Na istočnu stranu</i> ♪
♪ <i>Idemo dalje</i> ♪

1434
01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:00,254
♪ <i>U delux apartman</i> ♪
♪ <i>Ooh</i> ♪

1435
01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:02,422
♪ <i>Na nebu</i> ♪
♪ <i>Ooh</i> ♪

1436
01:07:02,557 --> 01:07:04,157
♪ <i>Idemo dalje</i> ♪

1437
01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:06,159
Gentrificirali su Jeffersonove?

1438
01:07:06,293 --> 01:07:08,295
Weezy se mota okolo
upravo u njenom grobu.

1439
01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:11,265
Ne možeš to učiniti
uz crnačku nacionalnu himnu.

1440
01:07:11,398 --> 01:07:15,603
♪ <i>Napokon smo dobili</i>
<i>Komad kolača!</i> ♪

1441
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,140
Boo!

1442
01:07:20,274 --> 01:07:21,876
Crnjo, loš si!
Zviždi dupe!

1443
01:07:22,010 --> 01:07:24,211
Marljivo smo radili na ovome!
Uzmi to sranje
van odavde!

1444
01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,680
Nemamo vremena
za to glupo sranje!

1445
01:07:25,813 --> 01:07:27,582
Zašto jednostavno ne odeš
na jednu od onih fratarskih zabava

1446
01:07:27,715 --> 01:07:29,316
gdje piju do
crne se

1447
01:07:29,449 --> 01:07:30,785
i probuditi se
sa svojim čizmama koje bole,

1448
01:07:30,919 --> 01:07:33,387
ne znajući što netko
u kaubojskom šeširu učinio za njih?

1449
01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:34,656
Da! Što?

1450
01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:35,890
U redu.

1451
01:07:36,024 --> 01:07:37,825
Pa, otići ćemo
vi sami.

1452
01:07:37,959 --> 01:07:39,159
Ali hodat ćemo vrlo sporo

1453
01:07:39,293 --> 01:07:41,729
za svaki slučaj
svi ćete se predomisliti.

1454
01:07:43,965 --> 01:07:45,767
- Već ste se predomislili?
- Ne.

1455
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,834
Nikako.
Dovraga ne.

1456
01:07:46,968 --> 01:07:48,135
Kako bi bilo sada?

1457
01:07:48,268 --> 01:07:49,971
Jebote ne!
Ne!

1458
01:07:50,103 --> 01:07:51,104
Da?
Dovraga nah.

1459
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:52,372
Definitivno ne!
Nastavi hodati!

1460
01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:53,641
- Sad kreni!
- Idemo.

1461
01:07:53,775 --> 01:07:55,108
Sara, hajde!
Bijelci

1462
01:07:55,242 --> 01:07:57,311
opet postaje čudno.

1463
01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:01,916
Ljudi, mislim da sam vidio
otvoren prozor ovdje.

1464
01:08:02,050 --> 01:08:03,116
Taj prozor je zatvoren.

1465
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,686
Ne zadugo.

1466
01:08:11,059 --> 01:08:12,125
Opak.

1467
01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:13,493
Oh, Bože. Jebeni idioti.

1468
01:08:15,162 --> 01:08:16,931
♪ <i>Loše, loše, loše do kosti</i> ♪

1469
01:08:17,065 --> 01:08:19,099
♪ <i>Možemo se igrati</i>
<i>Ali ne možeš me odvesti kući</i> ♪

1470
01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:20,467
♪ <i>Loše, loše predstave...</i> ♪

1471
01:08:20,602 --> 01:08:24,806
hej Utorak! Vratio si se!

1472
01:08:24,939 --> 01:08:26,708
Da, ostavio sam inhalator.

1473
01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:29,711
Iskreno, utorak,
taj inhalator je najgori
plot uređaj u povijesti filma.

1474
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:31,478
to je istina,
trebao je biti vape.

1475
01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:34,147
Ali sad smo tu,
pa iskoristimo to najbolje.

1476
01:08:34,281 --> 01:08:36,416
Gdje su sada Bijele kandže?

1477
01:08:41,355 --> 01:08:42,924
<i>Sara?</i>
zdravo

1478
01:08:43,057 --> 01:08:46,493
Uzmi svoju sestru i izađi van
od tamo upravo sada. U redu, dušo?

1479
01:08:46,628 --> 01:08:49,396
Ja sam odrasla žena, majko.

1480
01:08:49,530 --> 01:08:51,365
Ne moram raditi
sve što mi kažeš da učinim.

1481
01:08:51,498 --> 01:08:53,333
<i>To je kuća gdje</i>
<i>tvoj psihopatični otac</i>

1482
01:08:53,467 --> 01:08:54,602
<i>ubio te ljude.</i>

1483
01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:56,169
<i>Netko je tražio</i>
<i>da te odvedem tamo.</i>

1484
01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:58,171
Što znači...

1485
01:08:58,305 --> 01:09:00,742
netko me želi dovesti tamo.

1486
01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,710
o moj Bože
ovo nije o tebi!

1487
01:09:02,844 --> 01:09:03,878
<i>Zašto vičeš?</i>

1488
01:09:04,012 --> 01:09:07,081
Zato što je kamera
tako jebeno daleko!

1489
01:09:07,214 --> 01:09:10,118
Čekaj, izdrži.
Pratiš li moj telefon?

1490
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,218
Prekidate.

1491
01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:12,620
Uh-- Da.

1492
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:20,327
Sretan rođendan!

1493
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:23,831
Hej, to je moj auto!

1494
01:09:27,101 --> 01:09:28,670
Koji kurac?

1495
01:09:28,803 --> 01:09:30,303
Elle!

1496
01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:32,239
žao mi je!

1497
01:09:32,372 --> 01:09:34,842
mislio sam
Trebao sam ga popušiti.

1498
01:09:35,643 --> 01:09:36,744
Oh, sranje.

1499
01:09:40,515 --> 01:09:42,784
Ozbiljno? s
<i>12 godina ropstva</i> sranje?

1500
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:45,853
Vau, vau, vau.
Nisam gledao taj film, u redu?

1501
01:09:45,987 --> 01:09:48,823
Upravo sam našao ovu stvar
u šupi. Isus.

1502
01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:56,731
Ajde brate!

1503
01:09:56,864 --> 01:09:58,066
To je još gore.

1504
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,401
Nisam tako mislio.

1505
01:10:01,536 --> 01:10:03,705
Neke od mojih najboljih žrtava
su Crni.

1506
01:10:06,574 --> 01:10:09,911
I još jedan brat
postaje žrtva oružanog nasilja.

1507
01:10:10,611 --> 01:10:13,047
Ispada
rasa je i dalje problem.

1508
01:10:13,181 --> 01:10:14,582
To nije pošteno!

1509
01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:16,918
Znate, crnci obično
umrijeti prvi u horor filmovima.

1510
01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:21,589
<i>Prokletstvo!</i>

1511
01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:24,158
Ovo daje potpuno novo značenje
do <i>Dead By Daylight.</i>

1512
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:26,194
Da.

1513
01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:29,197
Oh. Uzmi ih, sine.

1514
01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:31,766
Glupi, van odavde.

1515
01:10:34,401 --> 01:10:36,104
Pozdrav, Shorty.

1516
01:10:36,236 --> 01:10:38,371
Kukavica! Držite ga, crnje!

1517
01:10:39,941 --> 01:10:44,045
Imam tvoje glupo dupe!
Bit ćeš napušen.

1518
01:10:44,178 --> 01:10:46,480
♪ <i>Zabava</i> ♪
♪ <i>Aj, da, aj, da</i> ♪

1519
01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:47,682
♪ <i>Nitko ne stoji...</i> ♪

1520
01:10:47,815 --> 01:10:48,415
crnjo!

1521
01:10:48,549 --> 01:10:52,820
Ah, sranje, sine!

1522
01:10:52,954 --> 01:10:55,322
Brate, zašto trčiš
unatrag, sine?

1523
01:10:55,455 --> 01:10:57,058
ne znam
Nisam ja.

1524
01:10:57,191 --> 01:10:58,226
Nešto nije u redu s ovim.

1525
01:10:58,358 --> 01:10:59,794
crnjo,
tvoj daljinski je naopako!

1526
01:10:59,927 --> 01:11:02,196
Jebeno si napušen, sine.

1527
01:11:02,329 --> 01:11:03,831
- Igra, kučke!
- Da.

1528
01:11:09,203 --> 01:11:10,470
Oh!
Pogrešan crnjo.

1529
01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:12,173
Životi crnaca su važni!

1530
01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:13,808
Ne ti, Shorty!

1531
01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:14,776
Oh, moj-- trebam te.

1532
01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:16,711
Vau, što se događa?
Oh, Jack!

1533
01:11:16,844 --> 01:11:19,446
Oh, hvala Bogu da si ovdje!
gdje si bila

1534
01:11:19,580 --> 01:11:20,882
Ghostface je upravo bio ovdje!

1535
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:23,551
Bio sam samo vani
udahnuti svježeg zraka.

1536
01:11:23,684 --> 01:11:24,685
Stop!

1537
01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:27,922
Jedan od vas je ubojica.

1538
01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:29,624
Elle...

1539
01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:32,026
zašto imaš krvi
na rukama?

1540
01:11:33,426 --> 01:11:35,930
Našla sam Brada vani.

1541
01:11:36,063 --> 01:11:37,297
Ona je ubojica!

1542
01:11:37,430 --> 01:11:39,499
Ja nisam ubojica, u redu?

1543
01:11:39,634 --> 01:11:42,435
Čak nisam ni seksualno pozitivna.
Ja sam djevica.

1544
01:11:42,570 --> 01:11:43,871
Nema šanse.

1545
01:11:44,005 --> 01:11:45,640
Lupao si, kao,
svaki frajer u Woodsvilleu.

1546
01:11:45,773 --> 01:11:47,374
Jebi se!

1547
01:11:47,508 --> 01:11:49,110
Vau!

1548
01:11:49,243 --> 01:11:52,013
Guza se ne računa.

1549
01:11:52,146 --> 01:11:53,915
Oh!

1550
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,049
Sranje, upucala je Ashtona!

1551
01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:58,853
Dobro došli u treći čin, kučke.

1552
01:12:00,254 --> 01:12:01,354
Što?

1553
01:12:02,256 --> 01:12:03,958
Što to uopće znači?

1554
01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:06,894
To je kad krene sranje.

1555
01:12:07,028 --> 01:12:08,062
Oh.

1556
01:12:08,196 --> 01:12:09,496
Još uvijek stvarno ne znam
što ona znači,

1557
01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:11,933
ali mislim da bismo trebali bježati!
Trčanje!

1558
01:12:27,782 --> 01:12:28,481
Cindy!

1559
01:12:28,616 --> 01:12:30,284
Brenda.

1560
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,119
Cindy, oni unutra pucaju!

1561
01:12:32,253 --> 01:12:33,621
Ova djeca su divlja!

1562
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:35,488
Za to krivim video igre,

1563
01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:38,192
ne piće
ili nedostatak
roditeljski nadzor.

1564
01:12:38,326 --> 01:12:39,492
Ovo će ti trebati.
Oh.

1565
01:12:39,627 --> 01:12:41,863
Imate li jedan veći
u crnom?

1566
01:12:41,996 --> 01:12:43,731
Oh, kriva torba.

1567
01:12:44,565 --> 01:12:45,365
Ovdje.
ooh

1568
01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:47,068
Tko si ti, Joan Wick?

1569
01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:50,037
Rekao bih <i>Balerina,</i>
ali nitko nije vidio to sranje.

1570
01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:51,939
Učinimo ovo.

1571
01:12:52,073 --> 01:12:53,307
U redu.

1572
01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:58,112
Pomoć! Ubo me!

1573
01:12:58,246 --> 01:13:01,182
Definitivno ne foliram.
Molim vas pomozite!

1574
01:13:01,315 --> 01:13:02,583
što ti misliš

1575
01:13:03,317 --> 01:13:04,685
Mislim da je Drake izgubio od Kendricka.

1576
01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:07,822
I dalje mi se sviđa Drake, ali
što je bilo s tom tužbom?

1577
01:13:07,955 --> 01:13:09,924
To je tako kurvin potez.

1578
01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:12,260
O ovoj situaciji.

1579
01:13:12,425 --> 01:13:13,928
Oh, to?
To je definitivno zamka.

1580
01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:16,063
Ona ne zna
već smo bili ovdje,
učinio to.

1581
01:13:17,365 --> 01:13:19,267
Brenda!

1582
01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:20,433
Brenda!

1583
01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:23,104
Cindy! boli!

1584
01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:26,374
Hoću li uspjeti?
Sumnjam.

1585
01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:29,277
O, Bože, Cindy. Oh, Bože.

1586
01:13:29,409 --> 01:13:31,379
Kučko, nisam još mrtav!

1587
01:13:31,512 --> 01:13:33,648
Oh. Moja greška. žao mi je

1588
01:13:33,781 --> 01:13:37,785
Sada se vrati unutra
i završiti ga.

1589
01:13:37,919 --> 01:13:38,786
Za mene, Cindy.

1590
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,389
Učinio bih sve za tebe,
Brenda.

1591
01:13:45,893 --> 01:13:48,729
Oh, da! Kupila ga je.

1592
01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:51,565
Onaj stari trik s kečapom,
ne propada.

1593
01:13:51,699 --> 01:13:52,900
Ta kučka je luda
ako je mislila

1594
01:13:53,034 --> 01:13:55,435
Uzimao sam svoju crnu guzicu
tamo natrag.

1595
01:13:59,206 --> 01:14:00,675
Pažnja svim ubojicama!

1596
01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:04,912
Imate pet sekundi
da se pokažete.

1597
01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:18,025
Kratki!

1598
01:14:18,159 --> 01:14:19,560
Kuja!

1599
01:14:19,694 --> 01:14:21,696
Pucao si u moj omiljeni bong.

1600
01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:24,131
Idi nađi svoj prokleti ormar!

1601
01:14:24,265 --> 01:14:25,566
oprosti

1602
01:14:34,608 --> 01:14:36,711
<i>Zdravo, Cindy.</i>

1603
01:14:37,345 --> 01:14:38,512
zdravo

1604
01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:39,814
<i>Izgleda da si zaboravio</i>

1605
01:14:39,947 --> 01:14:42,583
<i>prvo pravilo</i>
<i>preživljavanja horor filma.</i>

1606
01:14:42,717 --> 01:14:45,353
<i>Nikad se ne javljaj na telefon!</i>

1607
01:14:46,387 --> 01:14:50,024
Mislio sam da je prvo pravilo
nikad ne vjeruj ljubavnom interesu.

1608
01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:52,626
Oh, stvarno?

1609
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,929
Pa, mijenjam pravila.
Što kažete na to?

1610
01:14:55,596 --> 01:14:58,766
Novo pravilo: Idi jebi se.

1611
01:14:58,899 --> 01:15:00,067
Čekaj, čekaj!

1612
01:15:01,402 --> 01:15:04,105
Zašto ti
toliko mrziš ormare?

1613
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,639
Rekao sam ti da izađeš.

1614
01:15:05,773 --> 01:15:07,675
da, pa,
Nisam htio da me upucaju!

1615
01:15:07,808 --> 01:15:09,410
Ironično, zar ne?

1616
01:15:10,211 --> 01:15:12,413
Nedostajao sam ti, kučko.

1617
01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:14,315
O, Bože, to je Ghostface!

1618
01:15:14,448 --> 01:15:15,416
Nije zvučalo uvjerljivo.

1619
01:15:17,218 --> 01:15:18,486
Misliš da si John Wick,

1620
01:15:18,619 --> 01:15:20,021
ponašaš se kao da sam ti ubio psa?

1621
01:15:25,326 --> 01:15:27,161
Pas je samo metafora.

1622
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:28,896
Radilo se o gubitku žene!

1623
01:15:29,030 --> 01:15:31,165
Siguran si da nije
alegorija?

1624
01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:43,444
Počnimo.

1625
01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:54,155
Oh.

1626
01:16:04,533 --> 01:16:06,901
Oh, ta kaskaderka je dobra.

1627
01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:24,485
opa

1628
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:31,292
Oh, oh...

1629
01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:48,275
Pojedi kurac.

1630
01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:00,688
Upucaj ga, Sara. Završi ovo.

1631
01:17:00,821 --> 01:17:02,557
Ne govori mi što da radim!

1632
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:04,091
Ovo nije najbolje vrijeme

1633
01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:06,327
riješiti naše
problemi mama-kći,

1634
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:10,965
ali Sara, tako mi je žao.
Bila sam užasna majka.

1635
01:17:11,098 --> 01:17:13,568
ni sam ne znam
tvoja sestra Wednesday--

1636
01:17:13,701 --> 01:17:14,869
Oh, utorak.

1637
01:17:15,002 --> 01:17:17,972
Moram to razjasniti
iz pravnih razloga.

1638
01:17:18,105 --> 01:17:19,707
Ali pripremio sam te za ovo.

1639
01:17:20,307 --> 01:17:21,642
Dakle, nastavi, dušo.

1640
01:17:21,775 --> 01:17:23,477
Ti ga ubij.

1641
01:17:23,612 --> 01:17:24,845
Sara?
Utičnica!

1642
01:17:24,979 --> 01:17:26,413
- Sara!
- Jack!

1643
01:17:26,548 --> 01:17:27,848
- Sara!
- Oh, Jack!

1644
01:17:27,982 --> 01:17:29,150
Sara!
Utičnica!

1645
01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:30,151
- Sara!
- Jack!

1646
01:17:30,284 --> 01:17:31,018
- Sara!
- Jack!

1647
01:17:31,152 --> 01:17:32,052
Hvala Bogu da si dobro.

1648
01:17:32,186 --> 01:17:33,354
Jer sam stvarno želio biti

1649
01:17:33,487 --> 01:17:34,421
onaj koji će te ubiti!

1650
01:17:34,556 --> 01:17:36,123
Ooh, uzmi, dušo.

1651
01:17:37,324 --> 01:17:40,161
vidi,
Rekao sam ti da se radi o meni.

1652
01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:42,096
Ne, Sara.

1653
01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:45,099
Bio si samo mamac.

1654
01:17:45,534 --> 01:17:47,034
Radi se o njoj.

1655
01:17:47,569 --> 01:17:48,603
- Jebote!
- Ajme.

1656
01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:50,938
Oprosti, dušo.
Mrzim biti u pravu.

1657
01:17:51,071 --> 01:17:53,040
Trebao si
slušao Doofyja.

1658
01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:55,242
Ljubavni interes.

1659
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:57,811
Samo se činilo previše očiglednim,
znaš?

1660
01:17:57,945 --> 01:18:00,549
Što te tjera na razmišljanje
nije očito.

1661
01:18:00,681 --> 01:18:01,482
Ista stranica, honeybunch.

1662
01:18:01,616 --> 01:18:02,584
Pravo.

1663
01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:04,418
Da, pa, to je twist!

1664
01:18:04,553 --> 01:18:05,819
Sada idi u kuhinju. Ići!

1665
01:18:05,953 --> 01:18:07,421
hej
Potez!

1666
01:18:07,556 --> 01:18:09,823
U redu, slušajte!

1667
01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:13,227
Vidite, nije bilo
odličan <i>Horor film</i>

1668
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,762
od prvog.

1669
01:18:14,895 --> 01:18:18,432
Spasit ćemo franšizu.
Idi po našu posebnu gostujuću zvijezdu.

1670
01:18:20,535 --> 01:18:22,970
Hollywoodu je ponestalo ideja!

1671
01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:25,507
Zašto bi inače bilo
<i>Strašni film 6?</i>

1672
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,175
Ali ne bi išlo sa samo
novi likovi, zar ne?

1673
01:18:28,309 --> 01:18:30,878
Trebaju nam naslijeđeni likovi.
Oh--

1674
01:18:31,011 --> 01:18:32,681
I ne bi bilo Cindy

1675
01:18:32,813 --> 01:18:36,250
bez nje
drska crna pomoćnica, Brenda.

1676
01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:39,688
Ne moraš reći "crno"
bez tako tvrdog "b".

1677
01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:42,323
Brenda! Zar nisi upucan?

1678
01:18:43,157 --> 01:18:44,325
jesam li

1679
01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:48,362
Oh! Čekaj, jesam!
Ooh, vidi, Bog me izliječio!

1680
01:18:48,495 --> 01:18:49,930
Ooh, što on radi?

1681
01:18:50,064 --> 01:18:51,232
Prestani plesati!
Sve vrijeme!

1682
01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:52,833
Prestani plesati!
Svi prestanite plesati!

1683
01:18:52,967 --> 01:18:53,901
Sve vrijeme!

1684
01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:55,236
Oh!

1685
01:18:55,369 --> 01:18:57,706
Oh.
Mama! Ne!

1686
01:18:57,838 --> 01:19:00,307
Zvala si me "mama".

1687
01:19:01,509 --> 01:19:02,943
Stalo ti je do mene.

1688
01:19:03,077 --> 01:19:05,379
Pa ne bih išao tako daleko,
ali, mislim,

1689
01:19:05,513 --> 01:19:06,313
sigurno.
idi--

1690
01:19:06,447 --> 01:19:07,381
Idi u utorak.

1691
01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:08,916
U redu, dame,

1692
01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:11,151
vrijeme za postavljanje tijela.

1693
01:19:11,285 --> 01:19:13,722
Idemo, idemo, idemo.
Oh!

1694
01:19:13,854 --> 01:19:15,657
Molim te, ne radi to!

1695
01:19:15,789 --> 01:19:17,057
Što? Tko ste vi ljudi?

1696
01:19:17,191 --> 01:19:18,292
Mi smo pederi

1697
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,928
koji preuzimaju
ovu franšizu.

1698
01:19:21,061 --> 01:19:22,196
Oh, da? ti si

1699
01:19:22,329 --> 01:19:24,198
U redu! O moj Bože.

1700
01:19:24,331 --> 01:19:26,834
To nije bio dio plana.

1701
01:19:26,967 --> 01:19:29,069
Oh, Bože. Sranje.

1702
01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:31,438
- Oh.
- Nije bilo ni ovo.

1703
01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:36,143
Čekaj, Ray ima jedan takav!

1704
01:19:36,277 --> 01:19:38,647
Vau! Vruće prokletstvo!

1705
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:42,149
Anthony Anderson!

1706
01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:43,317
Da.

1707
01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:46,186
I dovela sam svog dječaka
Kevin Hart sa mnom.

1708
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:54,729
Što?
Shaq?

1709
01:19:54,862 --> 01:19:57,732
tako je. Na koljenima
Iste sam visine kao Kevin.

1710
01:19:57,865 --> 01:19:59,033
A Kevin je rekao ne.

1711
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:00,434
Kevin Hart je rekao ne?

1712
01:20:00,568 --> 01:20:02,537
Taj mali drkadžija
kaže da svemu.

1713
01:20:02,671 --> 01:20:03,605
Da, želi.

1714
01:20:03,738 --> 01:20:05,072
Ali čekaj!

1715
01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:07,709
Ima još toga.

1716
01:20:07,841 --> 01:20:09,810
ta-da...

1717
01:20:09,943 --> 01:20:11,211
kučke!

1718
01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:12,781
Zraka? Shorty?

1719
01:20:12,913 --> 01:20:14,582
Da, tako je.

1720
01:20:14,716 --> 01:20:17,752
Četiri crna ubojice.
Da.

1721
01:20:17,885 --> 01:20:19,053
Mi stvaramo povijest.

1722
01:20:19,186 --> 01:20:22,389
Ovo je nova definicija
crne izvrsnosti.

1723
01:20:23,023 --> 01:20:24,559
Ali zašto biste to učinili?

1724
01:20:24,693 --> 01:20:26,093
pitanje je:

1725
01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:28,262
Zašto biste pokušali napraviti
nastavak bez nas, ha?

1726
01:20:28,395 --> 01:20:29,463
Da!

1727
01:20:29,597 --> 01:20:31,533
Kad je studio htio
zamijeniti ovu braću,

1728
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,635
Bio sam tamo.

1729
01:20:33,768 --> 01:20:35,637
To su činjenice.
Što je sa mnom?

1730
01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:36,638
Što je s tobom?

1731
01:20:36,771 --> 01:20:37,806
Bili ste u jednoj sceni

1732
01:20:37,938 --> 01:20:39,641
u <i>4. dijelu.</i>
Oh!

1733
01:20:39,774 --> 01:20:40,642
Da, ali napravio sam
taj drkadžija

1734
01:20:40,775 --> 01:20:42,109
Dr. Phil mu je odsjekao stopalo.

1735
01:20:42,242 --> 01:20:43,977
- I sad je lud.
- Da, postao je čudan.

1736
01:20:44,111 --> 01:20:45,145
Mm.
ali ti--

1737
01:20:45,279 --> 01:20:46,548
D-Vidiš
što pokušavaju učiniti?

1738
01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:48,482
Pokušavaju nas sve posvađati
jedni protiv drugih.

1739
01:20:48,616 --> 01:20:51,251
Pokušavaju pokrenuti Blacka
na-- na vrlo crnom kriminalu.

1740
01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:52,754
Oh.
tako je!

1741
01:20:52,886 --> 01:20:55,422
Hej, Shaq.
hej Ponosan sam na tebe, brate.

1742
01:20:55,557 --> 01:20:58,058
Imali ste nevjerojatnu karijeru
kao sportski komentator

1743
01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,728
od odlaska u mirovinu
od košarke.
Mm-hmm.

1744
01:20:59,893 --> 01:21:03,497
I volim <i>The Big Podcast.</i>
Crnjo, volim to sranje!

1745
01:21:03,631 --> 01:21:05,834
Iako ne razumijem
riječ koju govoriš.

1746
01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:06,967
Budi u toj emisiji
pričam o...

1747
01:21:10,805 --> 01:21:11,606
"Kobe."

1748
01:21:11,740 --> 01:21:12,906
Dovoljno.

1749
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:16,678
Ali želim reći, crnjo,
Volim tvoje sranje.

1750
01:21:17,411 --> 01:21:19,714
Ali nikad nisam prebolio <i>Kazaam.</i>

1751
01:21:19,848 --> 01:21:21,248
Zajebi sve to sranje!

1752
01:21:21,382 --> 01:21:22,517
Razbij ga!

1753
01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:25,219
Dovuci svoje veliko dupe ovamo!
I ja sam mrzio taj film!

1754
01:21:25,352 --> 01:21:26,755
Zašto ste napustili Lakerse?

1755
01:21:26,887 --> 01:21:29,624
Ti i Kobe
imao bi devet prstenova!

1756
01:21:29,758 --> 01:21:31,225
Taj mamojebač me zamijenio!

1757
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:32,259
Sha-kweel!

1758
01:21:32,393 --> 01:21:35,195
Koliko ti je veliko stopalo?

1759
01:21:35,329 --> 01:21:36,196
22.

1760
01:21:36,330 --> 01:21:38,833
Koliki ti je onda kurac?

1761
01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:40,067
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!

1762
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,536
- Stanka.
- Koji kurac

1763
01:21:41,669 --> 01:21:43,370
o čemu pričaš?
Radim to za kulturu.

1764
01:21:43,504 --> 01:21:44,806
Koja kultura?

1765
01:21:44,938 --> 01:21:46,841
- Kulturni klub. crnjo!
- brate

1766
01:21:46,974 --> 01:21:48,041
Hajde, Ray,
ubijamo ljude.

1767
01:21:48,175 --> 01:21:49,109
Ostanite usredotočeni.
U redu, u redu.

1768
01:21:49,243 --> 01:21:50,944
U redu. Vraćamo se.

1769
01:21:51,078 --> 01:21:54,148
Hej, Ant, nemoj, zar ne...
ne brini. Mi obitelj.

1770
01:21:54,281 --> 01:21:56,216
Ant, ludo poštovanje, svi.

1771
01:21:56,350 --> 01:21:58,520
Hej, <i>Black-ish</i> nominiran

1772
01:21:58,653 --> 01:21:59,621
za osam Emmyja!

1773
01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:00,855
moj crnjo!

1774
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,089
Pa, zapravo,

1775
01:22:02,222 --> 01:22:03,892
emisija je bila samo nominirana
za pet.

1776
01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:05,794
Bio sam nominiran za osam.

1777
01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:06,895
ooh
Vau.

1778
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:07,862
Oh, hvala ti.

1779
01:22:07,995 --> 01:22:08,996
Tespijanka!

1780
01:22:09,129 --> 01:22:11,766
Je li tako? Osam nominacija.

1781
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:13,902
Lud!
Da, čovječe.

1782
01:22:15,936 --> 01:22:18,005
Ali nikad nisi pobijedio.
Što?

1783
01:22:19,808 --> 01:22:21,008
<i>Et tu, Brute?</i>

1784
01:22:21,141 --> 01:22:22,744
Ne govori mi španjolski,
mamojebač.

1785
01:22:22,877 --> 01:22:26,013
Ovo je za raditi
<i>Strašni film 3</i> i <i>4!</i>

1786
01:22:26,146 --> 01:22:28,182
Nisam znala
otpustili su obitelj!

1787
01:22:28,315 --> 01:22:30,017
A ovo je za kopiranje

1788
01:22:30,150 --> 01:22:32,986
naša epizoda <i>Dobra vremena</i>
na <i>Black-ish!</i>

1789
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,723
Ali vi ste bili na WB-u!

1790
01:22:35,857 --> 01:22:38,225
Nitko nije vidio to sranje!

1791
01:22:40,227 --> 01:22:41,830
ooh
Ne, ne, ne.

1792
01:22:41,962 --> 01:22:43,731
I ti, i ti...

1793
01:22:43,865 --> 01:22:46,801
Svi ste otišli i učinili
<i>Scary Movie 3</i> i <i>4</i> bez nas!

1794
01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:49,571
Crnjo, žao mi je.
Nudili su mi toliki novac!

1795
01:22:49,704 --> 01:22:53,575
Imam novu kuću, novi auto.
Imam perike koje ne svrbe.

1796
01:22:54,742 --> 01:22:56,176
A što je s vama?

1797
01:22:57,044 --> 01:22:59,112
Pa, imao sam priliku
raditi s

1798
01:22:59,246 --> 01:23:01,716
neusporedivi Charlie Sheen.

1799
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,953
To je dobro. On je legenda.

1800
01:23:05,085 --> 01:23:07,221
A njegova igra s kurcem je luda.

1801
01:23:07,354 --> 01:23:09,389
Znaš da je spavao s
47.000 žena?

1802
01:23:09,524 --> 01:23:11,759
I tisuću njih žena
bili frajeri.

1803
01:23:11,893 --> 01:23:13,661
Sretnik.

1804
01:23:14,428 --> 01:23:16,931
čekaj,
pa hoćete li nas sada sve pobiti?

1805
01:23:18,499 --> 01:23:20,300
jok

1806
01:23:20,434 --> 01:23:23,136
Što bi bila <i>Noć vještica</i>
bez Jamie Lee Curtis?

1807
01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:25,005
Ili <i>Vrišti</i>
bez Neve Campbell?

1808
01:23:25,138 --> 01:23:26,440
To bi bio <i>Vrisak VI.</i>

1809
01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:29,343
Kako ste, ljudi
izvesti sve ovo?

1810
01:23:29,476 --> 01:23:30,477
Cindy!

1811
01:23:30,612 --> 01:23:33,413
Znaš koliko Wayansa
postoje?

1812
01:23:33,548 --> 01:23:35,517
Crnjo, milijarde!
Milijarde!

1813
01:23:35,650 --> 01:23:39,319
Baš sam sretna što
stara družina je ponovno na okupu.

1814
01:23:39,921 --> 01:23:41,756
Dobro, u sredini, na tri:

1815
01:23:41,890 --> 01:23:43,090
Core Four.

1816
01:23:43,223 --> 01:23:44,726
Što?
Ne, ne. Mi-- To--

1817
01:23:44,859 --> 01:23:46,226
To-- To je otrcano sranje.
To je ludo.

1818
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,695
Ooh, uh, što s--

1819
01:23:47,829 --> 01:23:50,598
što o,
Mladi i Nemirni?

1820
01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:52,432
Da, ili The-- ili The Old

1821
01:23:52,567 --> 01:23:53,902
a zatim The Beautiful.

1822
01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,970
Ili-- ili--
The Cute i The Crusty.

1823
01:23:56,103 --> 01:23:58,873
Da, ili The Sexy
a zatim The Senile.

1824
01:24:04,879 --> 01:24:07,015
Ali bili smo dovedeni
preuzeti franšizu!

1825
01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:08,181
tako je. mislim,

1826
01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:10,585
vi ste, kao,
70 godina!

1827
01:24:10,718 --> 01:24:12,386
Ne u mojim ustima!

1828
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:13,320
Ajme, jebote!

1829
01:24:14,722 --> 01:24:17,090
Upravo sam dovukao taj
iz metroa.

1830
01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:19,393
Oh, bole me leđa.

1831
01:24:19,527 --> 01:24:22,329
Dečki, dečki!
Već su mrtvi.

1832
01:24:22,462 --> 01:24:24,866
jok Mali jebači
uvijek se vraćaj.

1833
01:24:24,999 --> 01:24:26,601
Oh, ne. Ne ovaj put.

1834
01:24:26,734 --> 01:24:29,136
Točno. hajde
Ray, idemo.
Idemo.

1835
01:24:29,269 --> 01:24:30,605
Tko je dobio šibicu?

1836
01:24:30,738 --> 01:24:35,009
Imam jedan, imam jedan!
Sljedeća generacija, dupe moje!

1837
01:24:35,142 --> 01:24:36,678
Da, opa!

1838
01:24:40,982 --> 01:24:42,050
Sara, reci mi što da radim.

1839
01:24:42,182 --> 01:24:44,384
Puši, kučko, puši!

1840
01:24:52,192 --> 01:24:53,427
Da.

1841
01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:57,799
Čekati. Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
Trebamo li se osjećati loše?

1842
01:24:57,932 --> 01:24:59,266
Mislim, to su naša djeca.

1843
01:24:59,399 --> 01:25:01,101
Jebeš tu djecu!
Da!

1844
01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:03,203
Ovo je naša franšiza.
Da!

1845
01:25:03,337 --> 01:25:06,040
Osim toga, sve to možemo
dramatična hodanja

1846
01:25:06,173 --> 01:25:07,407
s vatrom iza nas.

1847
01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:09,276
Ali, dovraga, vruće je.

1848
01:25:09,409 --> 01:25:12,346
ne znam
Nekako mi se sviđa.

1849
01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:14,616
Stvarno, Ray?
Trebali bismo se igrati vatrogasaca.

1850
01:25:14,749 --> 01:25:16,718
Želiš se dotjerati
kao vatrogasac?

1851
01:25:16,851 --> 01:25:18,653
Ne. Želim da se dotjeraš
poput vatrogasca.

1852
01:25:18,786 --> 01:25:21,089
Osjećate li propuh?

1853
01:25:21,221 --> 01:25:23,223
♪ <i>Veći nego ikad</i> ♪

1854
01:25:23,357 --> 01:25:24,191
<i>♪ Vraćamo se</i>
<i>Vau</i> ♪

1855
01:25:24,324 --> 01:25:25,994
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪

1856
01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:27,394
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1857
01:25:27,528 --> 01:25:28,696
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪

1858
01:25:28,830 --> 01:25:30,364
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1859
01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:31,899
♪ <i>Čekaj malo</i>
<i>Trpjeti bol zbog toga</i> ♪

1860
01:25:32,033 --> 01:25:33,668
♪ <i>Svaki dan</i>
<i>Dan za treniranje za to</i> ♪

1861
01:25:33,801 --> 01:25:35,502
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1862
01:25:35,637 --> 01:25:37,270
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1863
01:25:39,172 --> 01:25:40,474
♪ <i>Uh-huh</i> ♪

1864
01:25:40,608 --> 01:25:42,043
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1865
01:25:42,175 --> 01:25:43,811
♪ <i>Natrag kao respawn</i> ♪
♪ <i>Respawn</i> ♪

1866
01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:45,546
♪ <i>Natrag like</i>
<i>Izbacivanje biča</i> ♪

1867
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,381
♪ <i>Vožnja naprijed</i> ♪
♪ <i>Vozi</i> ♪

1868
01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:48,916
♪ <i>Natrag kao da sam Marty</i> ♪
♪ <i>Marty</i> ♪

1869
01:25:49,050 --> 01:25:50,118
♪ <i>Natrag kao McFly</i> ♪

1870
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:51,686
♪ <i>Dvostruka leđa za dinero</i> ♪

1871
01:25:51,819 --> 01:25:53,487
♪ <i>'Jer se vratio</i>
<i>Kao da klizim</i> ♪

1872
01:25:53,621 --> 01:25:55,188
♪ <i>Mi smo vani</i> ♪

1873
01:25:55,322 --> 01:25:57,391
♪ <i>Mi zapravo nikad nismo otišli</i> ♪

1874
01:25:57,525 --> 01:25:58,593
♪ <i>Piši obostrano</i> ♪

1875
01:25:58,726 --> 01:26:00,327
♪ <i>Obje ruke trebaju provjeru</i> ♪

1876
01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:02,162
♪ <i>Cijela obitelj treba poštovanje</i> ♪

1877
01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:03,998
♪ <i>Više bendova, ništa manje</i> ♪

1878
01:26:04,132 --> 01:26:07,602
♪ <i>Porezna sezona jer sam dobio</i>
<i>Plan prikupljanja</i> ♪

1879
01:26:09,103 --> 01:26:10,404
♪ <i>Uh</i> ♪

1880
01:26:10,538 --> 01:26:11,739
♪ <i>Pogledaj me sada</i> ♪
♪ <i>Sada</i> ♪

1881
01:26:11,873 --> 01:26:13,541
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1882
01:26:13,675 --> 01:26:15,743
♪ <i>Moja noga na pedali</i>
<i>Moje oči uprte u krunu</i> ♪

1883
01:26:15,877 --> 01:26:16,978
♪ <i>Uh</i> ♪

1884
01:26:17,111 --> 01:26:18,513
♪ <i>Pogledaj me sada</i> ♪
♪ <i>Sada</i> ♪

1885
01:26:18,646 --> 01:26:20,180
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1886
01:26:20,313 --> 01:26:21,716
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1887
01:26:22,517 --> 01:26:24,217
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪

1888
01:26:24,351 --> 01:26:25,787
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1889
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:27,789
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪
♪ <i>Veći nego ikad</i> ♪

1890
01:26:27,922 --> 01:26:29,189
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1891
01:26:29,322 --> 01:26:30,658
♪ <i>Čekaj malo</i>
<i>Trpjeti bol zbog toga</i> ♪

1892
01:26:30,792 --> 01:26:32,192
♪ <i>Svaki dan</i>
<i>Dan za treniranje za to</i> ♪

1893
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:33,695
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1894
01:26:33,828 --> 01:26:35,596
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1895
01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:37,598
♪ <i>Mm</i> ♪

1896
01:26:37,732 --> 01:26:39,466
♪ <i>Pogledaj me sada</i> ♪

1897
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:41,201
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1898
01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:42,570
♪ <i>Pogledaj me sada</i> ♪

1899
01:26:42,704 --> 01:26:44,237
♪ <i>Moja noga na pedali</i> ♪

1900
01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:46,273
♪ <i>Moje oči uprte u krunu</i> ♪

1901
01:26:46,406 --> 01:26:47,975
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1902
01:26:48,109 --> 01:26:49,242
♪ <i>Pogledaj me sada</i> ♪

1903
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:51,079
♪ <i>Uuu, pogledaj me sad</i> ♪

1904
01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:52,613
♪ <i>Uuu, pogledaj me sad</i> ♪

1905
01:26:52,747 --> 01:26:54,448
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1906
01:26:57,885 --> 01:27:00,287
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se, vau</i> ♪

1907
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:02,090
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪

1908
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:03,791
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1909
01:27:03,925 --> 01:27:04,926
♪ <i>U redu, u redu</i> ♪

1910
01:27:05,059 --> 01:27:06,527
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1911
01:27:06,661 --> 01:27:08,029
♪ <i>Čekaj malo</i>
<i>Trpjeti bol zbog toga</i> ♪

1912
01:27:08,162 --> 01:27:09,797
♪ <i>Svaki dan</i>
<i>Dan za treniranje za to</i> ♪

1913
01:27:09,931 --> 01:27:11,398
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1914
01:27:11,532 --> 01:27:13,333
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1915
01:27:13,467 --> 01:27:15,837
♪ <i>Hej, hej, hej</i> ♪

1916
01:27:15,970 --> 01:27:16,871
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1917
01:27:17,004 --> 01:27:19,140
♪ <i>Hej, hej, hej</i> ♪

1918
01:27:19,272 --> 01:27:20,174
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1919
01:27:20,307 --> 01:27:22,375
♪ <i>Hej, hej, hej</i> ♪

1920
01:27:22,510 --> 01:27:23,711
♪ <i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1921
01:27:23,845 --> 01:27:25,378
♪ <i>Mi na sasvim 'drugoj razini</i> ♪

1922
01:27:25,513 --> 01:27:26,948
♪ <i>Veći nego ikada</i>
<i>Vraćamo se</i> ♪

1923
01:27:34,689 --> 01:27:37,091
<i>Uskoro</i>
<i>u kazalište u vašoj blizini...</i>

1924
01:27:37,225 --> 01:27:38,960
dođi k meni...

1925
01:27:39,093 --> 01:27:40,528
grof Brolock.

1926
01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:42,697
<i>Iz studija</i>
<i>to te je dovelo</i>

1927
01:27:42,830 --> 01:27:45,800
<i>svaka crna verzija</i>
<i>bijelog filma...</i>

1928
01:27:48,202 --> 01:27:51,706
<i>Ja sam samo apetit,</i>
<i>ništa više.</i>

1929
01:27:51,839 --> 01:27:54,108
To nije ono što si rekao
sinoć

1930
01:27:54,242 --> 01:27:55,877
kad si bio
sisajući moja prsa.

1931
01:27:58,212 --> 01:27:59,547
Sestre bi te mogle čuti.

1932
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:01,414
Prekasno.

1933
01:28:01,549 --> 01:28:02,617
Ti beznačajna rasprodaja.

1934
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,384
Ne poznajem ovu kučku!

1935
01:28:04,519 --> 01:28:06,053
Pokušava me dobiti!
Ovo je zamka!

1936
01:28:06,187 --> 01:28:08,355
- Crnac nije sranje.
- Mm-hmm.

1937
01:28:08,488 --> 01:28:11,424
<i>Pogledajte crnog vampira.</i>

1938
01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:13,861
<i>Brosferatu.</i>

1939
01:28:14,729 --> 01:28:16,864
Dolazi ovaj <i>Kwanzaa.</i>

1940
01:29:31,072 --> 01:29:34,675
kukavica. Kukavica.

1941
01:29:34,809 --> 01:29:38,813
Sretan rođendan, A.S. Berger.

1942
01:29:38,946 --> 01:29:41,414
- Nešto tu ne štima.
- Sretan rođendan...

1943
01:29:41,549 --> 01:29:43,483
On je definitivno Ghostface.

1944
01:29:44,051 --> 01:29:44,986
Sjediti.

1945
01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:47,487
Slažem se, Berger.

1946
01:29:47,622 --> 01:29:49,724
Tu ruku treba potrošiti
ostatak života u zatvoru.

1947
01:29:49,857 --> 01:29:51,792
Ta mala ruka, čovječe. mislim...

1948
01:29:51,926 --> 01:29:55,529
S poštovanjem, ta stvar bi
vjerojatno dati lijep drkanje.

1949
01:29:55,663 --> 01:29:57,999
Izvan lanca, zajamčeno.

1950
01:29:58,132 --> 01:29:59,200
Čvrst stisak.

1951
01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,467
Napravite svoje meso
izgleda dva puta veći.

1952
01:30:00,601 --> 01:30:01,669
Da.

1953
01:30:01,802 --> 01:30:03,004
ne želim
drkanje od njega.

1954
01:30:03,137 --> 01:30:04,538
da ti kažem to,
prije svega i osnovno.

1955
01:30:04,672 --> 01:30:06,674
Ne želim drkanje.
ni ja.

1956
01:30:06,807 --> 01:30:09,243
Međutim, kada pogledate,
kao sačmarica--

1957
01:30:09,377 --> 01:30:11,512
Gotovi ste.

1958
01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:14,481
Sada, slušaj,
Zadržat ćemo ga, u redu?

1959
01:30:14,615 --> 01:30:16,217
U redu.
Mogao bi biti dan,

1960
01:30:16,350 --> 01:30:17,484
dva tjedna, ne znam.

1961
01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:18,686
Ne znam koliko dugo
ovaj film je.

1962
01:30:18,819 --> 01:30:20,821
Kao film Chrisa Nolana
s prdežima.

1963
01:30:20,955 --> 01:30:23,357
Ali ono što želim da učiniš
je ući tamo

1964
01:30:23,490 --> 01:30:25,458
i pokaži mu što imaš.

1965
01:30:25,593 --> 01:30:26,861
Nagnite i ljuljajte.

1966
01:30:30,497 --> 01:30:31,732
Ah.

1967
01:30:33,301 --> 01:30:35,803
Oh!

1968
01:30:36,469 --> 01:30:38,239
Evo je.

1969
01:30:38,372 --> 01:30:40,675
Slavljenica.

1970
01:30:43,644 --> 01:30:44,946
Donio sam tortu.

1971
01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,648
Zaželi želju.

1972
01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:51,152
Moje klice!

1973
01:30:54,655 --> 01:30:57,758
Za prste polizati dobro.

1974
01:30:57,892 --> 01:31:01,429
Agente Berger, samo pokušavam
da ti pružim svoju jaku ruku.

1975
01:31:01,595 --> 01:31:03,698
Ne!
Ali to je meme.

1976
01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:07,635
g. stenograf,
jesi li ti Ghostface?

1977
01:31:07,768 --> 01:31:10,338
idemo--

1978
01:31:11,005 --> 01:31:13,107
Vau, to boli.
To je nekako...

1979
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:14,108
Vau.

1980
01:31:14,241 --> 01:31:15,676
Dobro, to boli.
Stop.

1981
01:31:15,810 --> 01:31:17,078
mogu li razgovarati s tobom
na sekundu?

1982
01:31:17,211 --> 01:31:18,679
Da, o-u redu.

1983
01:31:20,648 --> 01:31:22,249
Ovaj stol treba zračni jastuk.

1984
01:31:22,383 --> 01:31:23,250
Trebalo bi...

1985
01:31:23,384 --> 01:31:25,019
prokletstvo!

1986
01:31:25,152 --> 01:31:26,087
Vau!

1987
01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:27,722
Nisam mislio da hoće
jako boli.

1988
01:31:27,855 --> 01:31:30,458
Dakle, dobili smo pogrešnog tipa.
Mogao sam ti to reći.

1989
01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:32,727
Zašto?
Jer sam vidovit.

1990
01:31:32,860 --> 01:31:34,762
O, da!

1991
01:31:34,895 --> 01:31:36,230
Znaš, to je ono...

1992
01:31:36,364 --> 01:31:37,565
Oh, sranje!

1993
01:31:37,698 --> 01:31:39,233
o Bože
tako se osjećam.

1994
01:31:39,367 --> 01:31:40,801
Da ti kažem nešto...

1995
01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:43,037
Što ćemo sad?

1996
01:31:43,170 --> 01:31:44,872
Polako izađite.

1997
01:31:45,006 --> 01:31:46,707
Kao moj susjed kad
Uhvatio sam ga u svojoj ženi.

1998
01:31:46,841 --> 01:31:48,209
Gdje idete?

1999
01:31:48,342 --> 01:31:49,610
Još su zajedno?

2000
01:31:49,744 --> 01:31:51,312
Nažalost.

2001
01:31:51,445 --> 01:31:52,580
jao

2002
01:31:52,713 --> 01:31:54,648
Oprosti, čovječe.
u redu je

2003
01:31:54,782 --> 01:31:56,183
Sada smo trojka.


