1 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:10,000 Hey, lady. Your wallet. Lady. Lady. Hey, your wallet! 2 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,500 Ah, hope your dog dies, you snotty bitch. 3 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,750 Watch yourself, Gerry Austin. 4 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,000 Leslie Morris, that'll do me. 5 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,000 Just call me Les. 6 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,500 - Please talk. We can sort something out. - We have talked about it, we've always talked about it... 7 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,750 ...and it always stays the same. 8 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,500 - It's OK, we've cancelled. - No, I want to go to the airport, please. 9 00:02:21,501 --> 00:02:22,501 - Who ordered? - I did. 10 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,000 - Who's paying? - I am. 11 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,500 C'mon Sue, don't be silly. Pay him off. 12 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:19,500 - The rent's paid up until the end of the week. - Oh, great. So I'm out on me bum. 13 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,750 - Well, get a job. - I could always get a job? 14 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:23,500 Why don't I get a nice 9 to 5 job... 15 00:03:23,501 --> 00:03:25,500 ...wear a suit and a tie... - Wear a clean shirt every day 16 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,500 ... and a briefcase with my name on it. - And a house in the country. 17 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,000 Oh, yes. And a gas barbecue pit in the backyard. 18 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:33,000 And a little house at St Harrowgate... 19 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,750 ...we'll play patience (solitaire) every day... - That's not what I want 20 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,501 ...until we pass away. - Oh stop it! 21 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,000 What the hell do you want? 22 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Do you really want to know what I want? - Yes! 23 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,000 Well, I suppose that's a start. 24 00:03:59,750 --> 00:04:01,000 Hey! 25 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,000 I'll take care of it 26 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,750 Could I have a window seat please? - What do you want? - Non-smoking. 27 00:04:07,751 --> 00:04:10,500 What do you want me to do? Why? - One window seat, non-smoking. 28 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:11,750 Give up smoking. 29 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,500 Your flight has been called, madam, boarding gate 3. - Thanks. 30 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:21,250 What do you want me to do? Cry, beg, promise something? 31 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:24,500 Dance? OK, I'll... bite 32 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:27,000 You want me to go. 33 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,000 Sue. 34 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,250 Sue, you can't just run out on 6 years. You promised. I need you Sue. 35 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,500 I just want to see her off 36 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:38,500 - You can't go past here without a ticket. - What do you think I'm gonna do, steal the bloody aeroplane? 37 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:39,750 Sue, wait! 38 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,250 You forgot your change. 39 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,750 Keep it. 40 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:51,000 Dear John. That's original. 41 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,000 - I didn't know you were sitting here. - Been here all night. 42 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,500 - Liar - No one's perfect. 43 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,400 - I am. - I'm not. 44 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,000 But I'm pretty good. 45 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,500 I'll get it. 46 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:01,500 Hello. 47 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,000 - John? - Hey Sue, I need those notes, where'd you put them? 48 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Behind your typewriter. 49 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Six o'clock 50 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,500 Yeah, I know, sorry, but I need those notes. 51 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:16,501 Hang on. 52 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,500 Yeah, got them. Thanks. 53 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,500 Is that all? 54 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,750 Hey... no. 55 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,750 Sue, I'm coming down. - Look, I won't be here. 56 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,750 That's a shame. 57 00:07:36,501 --> 00:07:38,500 'Cause I'm coming down anyway. 58 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 - Cuppa tea? - Thanks. 59 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,250 You don't have to see him, you know? If he comes here I just won't let him in. 60 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,750 Don't worry. He won't get here. 61 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:06,750 Hey, you want a lift? Or are you gonna walk? 62 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,500 Excuse me, mate. 63 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:20,250 Could you tell me the bus fare to Invercargill? - Railways buses over there, mate. 64 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,500 Any idea? 65 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,500 Forty, fifty bucks. 66 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,500 End of the motorway? 67 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Couple of bucks maybe. 68 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,500 Top of Queen Street? 69 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:46,000 Look. 40 cents, alright? - Thanks. 70 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,500 You, ah, didn't have your seat belt on. - Yes, I did. 71 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:26,500 No, I can see, you weren't wearing one. - Yes, I was. 72 00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,000 Look at this. 73 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:38,750 So. You weren't wearing one. - Oh, yes he was 74 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,250 You keep out of this, you weren't even there. - Yes he was. 75 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,500 What's your name? - Les Morris. 76 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,500 What's yours? - Watch it. Yours? 77 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:57,750 Watchit Yours. Funny name. - Must be a pom. 78 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Name. - Smith. Sir. 79 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:13,500 You wear your seatbelt next time. And you, mind your own business. 80 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,500 Which way are you headed? - Do you want a lift? 81 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:24,000 Where are you going? - Where are you going? 82 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Invercargill. - Hop in. 83 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,400 Could you take me to a rental car office please? 84 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:44,000 Hitching all the way? - I guess so. 85 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,500 Long way. - About a thousand miles 86 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Ooh, quite a way. 87 00:10:55,500 --> 00:11:00,000 Nice car. - Brand spanking. Did a deal. 88 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:04,000 Bloke I know. - Funny deal. It's a rental. 89 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,750 Funny bloke. 90 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Look, I don't seem to be able to find my license. 91 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,500 I'll take you as far as the next garage. - Thanks. 92 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,500 He had a sort of silver jacket thing. 93 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:24,000 Yellow cap, about this tall? - You know him then? 94 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:29,500 Gerry Austin. No worry. He'll soon let us know where he is. 95 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,750 Where's your dunny? - By the wall. 96 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,500 Fill her up, and get us some of those flags over there. - Right. 97 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,500 Pokeno Motors. 98 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,000 G'day. How are you, love? 99 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,250 Oh, well you're all set then. - Yeah. Thanks. 100 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:16,500 Oh, look, hop in and I'll give you a lift down the road a bit. 101 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:18,500 Bloody good of you. - Thanks. 102 00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:20,000 Well, what about tonight then? 103 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,750 You little bastard. 104 00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:29,750 Eh? No, no, not you. Alice? Alice? Oh, shit. 105 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,000 You didn't pay for the juice. - You didn't pay for the juice. 106 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,000 I didn't pay for the juice. - I didn't pay for the juice. 107 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:36,000 We didn't pay for the juice. 108 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,500 There's cops all down this road. 109 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:53,750 So? - So cops have got radios, and this gas is stolen. 110 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 So is the car. 111 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:10,000 It's alright, he's queer and I'm driving. - He's just a little crazy. Where are you going? 112 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,000 Oh, just a little quick drive. 113 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,000 Right, Wanganui it is. 114 00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,750 Where are you two going? - Wanganui - Invercargill. 115 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,750 Going far? - I just left Auckland this morning. 116 00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:31,000 Oh, you should've given us a ring, we just left Auckland this morning. 117 00:13:31,001 --> 00:13:35,500 I was at my sister's wedding. Really neat. I was a bridesmaid. 118 00:13:35,501 --> 00:13:36,750 Terrific. 119 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:42,500 You're not married, are you? - Ah, no. 120 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,000 I can tell. I'm not married either. 121 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,001 Actually, I'm still a virgin. 122 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,000 That's nice. 123 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,500 I've got no future. You ask those jokers at the Labour Department. 124 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,500 I'll say you haven't if you drive like that. 125 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:17,000 You sure can pick 'em. - I'm still a virgin. Five bucks. 126 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,750 Ha, ha. Cocky bastard. - You want to make it a hundred? 127 00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:23,751 I thought you lost all your money. 128 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,000 Alright, I bet you 2 bucks I'm hanging out of her before we reach Wanganui. 129 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,750 I think you're making a mistake. - It's my bank book, I've got to have it. 130 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,751 It's not that important, you could write. 131 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,250 Look, I'll lend you some money. 132 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,750 He's not answering. - Probably out chasing some woman. 133 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,500 Better pull in the next one. - What do we use for money? 134 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,750 I got an account. Okay? 135 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,750 You're the boss. 136 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,250 G'day. Where's your dunny? - Down the side. 137 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,750 Fill her up, thanks. And give us a couple of your flags. 138 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,750 Here we go. 10 dollars 50. - Thanks, mate. 139 00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,000 Ah. Get it off me mate, will you. 140 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,000 But I thought he said-- 141 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Ten fifty. 142 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:44,250 Hey, listen, have you got a distributor cap that'd fit that thing? - Yeah, hang on. 143 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,250 Let's go. 144 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:54,000 Get in. Get in, you silly bitch, what you think you're doing? 145 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,250 I'm going to the ladies if you don't mind. 146 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,500 Here, this is the one. $18.50 the lot. - Let go. 147 00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:15,750 What the hell were you doing? 148 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,750 Why didn't you try and stop her? - I was trying to work out what you were doing. 149 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:23,500 He never paid! I'd have given you some money. - If I take your money I'd have to listen to you talk. 150 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,500 He's after us. Step on it. - Stop you'll kill us! 151 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:38,000 I can't stop, he'll have reported the petrol. 152 00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:40,250 To hell with the petrol, they'll have reported the car by now. 153 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:43,250 I'm in a stolen car?! - Well, sort of. 154 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,501 I'm in a stolen car! With two lunatic drivers! Help! 155 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,500 Stop the car! Stop the car! - Go, you bastard. 156 00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,000 Will everyone stop giving me orders? 157 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,500 Let me out! I demand you let me out! - Shut your face! 158 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,500 Don't you talk to me like that! - Get her off! 159 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Oh, you mad bitch, let him go! 160 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,500 Let me go. 161 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,500 Let me out. - Get back here! 162 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,000 Keep still. 163 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,500 Two bucks. 164 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,750 What's up? 165 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,750 - You didn't have to do that. - One missed is one gone forever. 166 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 What's she doing now? - I don't know. 167 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:22,000 You know your trouble Gerry? You're too smart for your own good. 168 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:27,000 Hey, look. Don't you tell me what to do. I just picked you up from the side of the road. 169 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,750 Remember? It's my car. 170 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,000 If don't like what I do I do, you can walk. 171 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I'll get my gear. - Suit yourself. 172 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:41,500 Yoohoo. Want a lift? - Wake me up when we reach Wanganui. 173 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:45,500 You coming? - Yeah, why not? 174 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,250 Why're you going to Invercargill? - 'Cause I said I would. 175 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,251 Girl friend? 176 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,000 You gonna marry her? 177 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Well? - Well? Don't be so nosy. 178 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,500 You're not. 179 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,250 Well, I would like to know why she walked out. 180 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,251 I think I'll get married. 181 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,000 You could do it really well, with wine and flowers.... 182 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,500 ...music, and all the trappings. - Yeah, well not for me thanks. 183 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,500 Well, it seems to me that if you never commit yourself to anyone... 184 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:33,000 ...or treat anything as important then... - Then you tell me, Shirl. 185 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 Then you're no better than an animal. 186 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,750 Well you just cost me 2 bucks, so what's that make you? - What d'you mean? 187 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Well, hotshot here reckoned you wouldn't be a virgin by Wanganui 188 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:48,250 You didn't. You're disgusting. 189 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:52,000 What about the grubby way you two carry on? Anyway, get your money back. 190 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:56,750 Hey, I got it. That bitch I screwed back in Auckland... 191 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,250 Stole my dough. - Well, she had to get something out of it. 192 00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:00,251 You better give me that 2 bucks, mate. 193 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,500 He doesn't owe you anything. I know what you're on about. You lost. 194 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,500 Whoah, get off the grass. What was that back there then? 195 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,250 Snakes and ladders? - That? That? 196 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,500 You couldn't count that. -Oh, come on. 197 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:15,000 You forced your attentions on me. - Oh, she was on top. 198 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:19,000 Anyway, it wasn't worth two bucks. - Well, if that was rape, I'm a virgin. 199 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,260 Get down. - What? 200 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,000 Police car. - Shit. 201 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,750 What's happening? - Get down, there's a cop after us. 202 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:56,500 What are we getting down for? - Cause they'll be looking for 3 people in a car. OK? 203 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:07,000 There's no cop. What are you trying to do, kill us? 204 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,750 Yahoo! - Mad bitch, stop! 205 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,250 Hey. Where's Wanganui? - Back there. 206 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,251 Right. See ya. 207 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I think I'll go to Wellington. 208 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,750 What for? 209 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,000 Why not? 210 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,500 Hey, thanks a lot, you two. - Hope to see you again 211 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,250 Well, bye. 212 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,750 Come on. 213 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,000 Hey, where's Mulvaney? - Upstairs. 214 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,000 Hey. Up here. 215 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,750 Who's your friend? 216 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:25,000 Blondini. Mulvaney. 217 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,000 Gidday. - How'd you be. 218 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,500 How's life. - Good thanks. 219 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,000 Got some place to stay? 220 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,000 Thought you'd never ask. 221 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:50,750 You still work in the railway yards? - Nah. Not after you got busted. 222 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,500 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 223 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,000 214B. 224 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:08,000 Got taste. - Really good to see ya. 225 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,500 Must be a couple of years. - Has been. 226 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,750 Shall we go out on the piss, then? 227 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,500 What d'you reckon, Blondini? - Sure thing. 228 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:26,250 There's only one sure thing in life, Blondini. That's death. 229 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,750 I think. 230 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:46,000 Watcha up to Blondini? - Seen the tomato sauce? 231 00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,000 Shirl? 232 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Harpo! 233 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,000 Harpo! 234 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:16,500 Harpo. Hey, come on. Why don't you come home with me? 235 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Brain food. Want some? 236 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,000 What about you, Mulvaney? Eggs? 237 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,500 He's not here. 238 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,501 Mulvaney got up early. - Yeah, I'll bet he did. 239 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:56,750 'Spose you can't count that one, either? - 'Course not. I was drunk. 240 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:05,500 Give us a ten for the ferry, will you? - Give me a ten for the jack and the spare tyre. 241 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Twenty-five. - You Leslie Morris, are you? 242 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,250 Fifteen. - Fifteen with the dash trim 243 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Nah, can't take it back without the dash trim. 244 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,500 You going to take it back? - Twenty. 245 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,501 Twenty with the front carpet. 246 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,500 Alright then. Forty-five, and you can have the radio. 247 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 The rug. The radio. 248 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,500 And the dash trim. And the front carpet 249 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:46,000 What about the seats? - No, I need the seats. 250 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,000 Come with me, Blondini. 251 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,250 Ooh, what's this? 252 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,000 Swap you those, plus $10. 253 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,000 Them, they're riddled. - Like a bought one, mate. 254 00:28:03,001 --> 00:28:05,000 Plus fifteen - Ten. 255 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,000 Now let's see. Trim... 256 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:18,000 I'll make it $60. - I'll make it $75. 257 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,500 Come on, it's not even your car. It's not even your rental. You're bogied. 258 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:28,750 You can have the lot for that alloy head over there. - You're joking. I wouldn't waste that in there. 259 00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:31,500 Cops'd have you guys before you got down the railway station. 260 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,751 Safest down by the ferry. 261 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:35,750 Seventy. No lower. - No. 262 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:40,500 Here you are then. Sixty. Take that. 263 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Now is that a deal, or is that a deal. - Yeah, it's a deal. 264 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:48,800 Jesus, Mulvaney, why aren't you a millionaire? - Huh. Too generous, pal? 265 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,750 You still want a lift down the ferry? - Yeah! 266 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,500 Gerry? - Where you going? 267 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,501 Dunno. - Hop in 268 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,500 What a beautiful deal. The money, the dope. All free. 269 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,500 Spot of paint, bit of boot polish on the seats. They'll never notice. 270 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,500 Think they might. 271 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:20,500 I think they might. - Yeah, they might. 272 00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:27,500 Dope. Damn dope. - It's good dope. 273 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:29,750 No, me. I'm a damn dope. 274 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,500 I was wearing this hat when I picked up the car. 275 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:34,500 Every cop in the country will be looking for it now. 276 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,501 Settle down. It's just the dope. 277 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:41,000 You're getting paranoid. - Nah, I've blown it. 278 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,500 Here. Blow on this. 279 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:51,000 Why didn't I take it back? It's theft now. They'll put me inside. 280 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,750 Here's one now. Get down. They're onto us. 281 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Cut it out Gerry, they're not even looking at us. - They are, they're looking at us. 282 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,500 They're looking at us now. You've crashed a red light, you goon. 283 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,500 Watch the road, you crazy prick! 284 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,000 Shit! He's turned his lights on. 285 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,000 That's cause they'll have checked the plates by now. 286 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 May as well pull over. 287 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,500 Hey, this is a one-way street! 288 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:03,750 I think I've lost it. 289 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,500 Well there goes my boat, Blondini. - Like hell! 290 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,750 Ahh...I'll stop. 291 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:13,500 What's wrong, Blondini? - I'm Gerry Austin. 292 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,750 Come on, Gerry, drive the car. - Come on, what are you? 293 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,500 We're wasting our time. - That was amazing quick thinking. 294 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,250 I don't think. - Instinct. 295 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,750 I've got it. Stay level with this carriage. 296 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:36,500 He's crazy. 297 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,000 It's empty. We'll stick the car in here. 298 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,500 There's a ramp about half a mile up the track. 299 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,500 Get up there and line up. - But I'll kill myself. 300 00:32:57,501 --> 00:32:58,501 You can do it. 301 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,500 Come on Gerry. - I'll kill you too, you silly bitch. 302 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,500 Go! 303 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,250 Think I'm crazy! 304 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:44,000 Cordoned off the railway yards. They won't be getting out of here in a hurry. 305 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:08,500 And then, zap! Some pooftie joker with wings and a long nightie comes down.... 306 00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:11,000 ...and the poor joker's gotta save the world. 307 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,600 So? - So how do you know I'm not Groucho Blondini? 308 00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:16,751 Oh, you're too good-looking. 309 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,750 Anyway, who'd have a name like Groucho Blondini? - Who'd have a name like Jesus Christ? 310 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:25,000 What's wrong with Gerry Austin? - Gerry Austin? Who's Gerry Austin? 311 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:30,000 Blondini! - Gerry, you'll fall. 312 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,750 - Get down, you stupid prick. - Ah, let go or I'll jump. 313 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,500 What's the matter? Are you frightened? 314 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,501 Ya half-arse. 315 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,502 You want to rave, eh? Jump up on the rail. 316 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:43,000 I'm taking that car to Invercargill. All the way. 317 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:46,000 But you'll never make it. You're a half-arse. 318 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,000 You didn't have to say that. - Well, some one had to. 319 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:18,500 Careful, Blondini. You shoot one of those albatrosses and they'll throw you overboard. 320 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,500 Ancient mariner. Poem. 321 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,750 You read poetry, Gerry? - Sure. 322 00:35:25,751 --> 00:35:27,500 You do not. - Yeah, I do. 323 00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,500 When do you read poetry? 324 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,750 - Oh, I read one downstairs on the dunny wall. 325 00:35:42,751 --> 00:35:46,500 Shouldn't we try and find him? - To hell with him, let him find us. 326 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,500 Mister Blondini, I presume. 327 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,000 Good afternoon sir, ma'am. 328 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,500 Could I have a look at your license, please? 329 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,501 Do you have the license? What's the story? 330 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,500 Just a routine inspection, sir. 331 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:23,500 Shut up, you kids! Cut it out! Cut it out! Stop it! 332 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,500 Thank you. 333 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:36,501 Finished? Look, we're in a bit of a hurry. - Thank you. 334 00:36:36,502 --> 00:36:38,400 Have a great holiday. - Yeah, great. 335 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:58,500 "...the following describes a person, goes by the name of Gerry Austin. caucasian male, 5 foot 9 tall, aged approximately 19 years..." 336 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:01,000 "He's wanted in connection with stealing a rental..." 337 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,500 Hi! - Gidday. 338 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,000 Starting to look good. - Give us another one. 339 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,500 Lovely, aren't they? - If you like that sort of wallpaper. 340 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,250 Gives the place a little class. 341 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,250 Good one. 342 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:46,500 Perhaps we'll see a UFO. - Could be. They seem to like this coast. 343 00:38:46,501 --> 00:38:50,250 You don't believe in all that bullshit, do ya? - People do see them. 344 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,400 Yeah, and I got an auntie who sees pink elephants. What d'ya reckon? 345 00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:58,401 Christ only knows what's out there. 346 00:39:20,750 --> 00:39:24,500 So I opened up the wallet. And there it was. This license, see. 347 00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:27,501 And some dough. But mainly this license. 348 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:31,250 Leslie Morris, 25 TennisCourt Road, Remuera. 349 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:36,000 So, I said to myself, I said to myself, I mean, Gerry, I mean Les, my boy... 350 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,250 Here's a ticket to a lifestyle you never had. 351 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,600 And I haven't, eh? I never had nothing. 352 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,500 I reckon she's always had everything. 353 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,000 So, I'm just having a go. Well, I reckon that's fair. 354 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,250 Say cheese. 355 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,000 Ah, ah, there's another one! 356 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,001 We're the only humans, fuck! 357 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:29,000 No! It's the phantom wanker. But we got to see some g'days. 358 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:31,500 Ahh! He got me! 359 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Hey, you jokers! 360 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:04,000 You want some of this? 361 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Good morning, Mister Blondini. 362 00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:00,000 How's my beautiful virgin? 363 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,500 What's wrong? 364 00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:10,000 I'm sorry, I think I'm going to have to count that one. 365 00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:15,001 I'm the first. 366 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:22,000 Now - I'm gonna be - the second. 367 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,750 Hang on. 368 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,002 I've got something for you. - Yeah, I know. 369 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,500 No, a present. 370 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Ah, Shirl, I don't know what to say. 371 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,750 It's the first thing I've ever nicked. 372 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:45,500 You sure give a good head, Shirl. 373 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,000 What's happening? - We're moving. - Moving. 374 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,500 They're making up the West Coast train. 375 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,501 Anyone for breakfast? 376 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:23,750 Oh, yeah. 377 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:30,000 She'll be going through to Middleton by 9 tonight. - Oh good, that means we've got all day. 378 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:43,000 Blondini escapes again, eh? 379 00:43:43,001 --> 00:43:46,000 I've told you before, they've got my description. They'll recognize me. 380 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:48,001 Shall we get some disguises? 381 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,000 Where the hell is she? 382 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:57,750 Dunno. Shopping, she said. - Yeah? Well she should be here by now. 383 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000 You're missing her, are you? - Oh, don't be stupid. 384 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,000 Yeah. 385 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,000 Hey, look. 386 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:23,000 Er, could you tell us the time? 387 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Shit, let's get out of here. 388 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,000 It's gone. Someone's stolen it. 389 00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,500 No, it'll be part of the West Coast train. Come on. 390 00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:57,000 Hokitika, boy. This is the one. Come on. 391 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,500 Greymouth. This is us, boy. 392 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,500 Shirl? Shirl? 393 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:09,250 Thing, what? Well, I'll be d-d-d- 394 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,000 Shit! She's only got a few minutes. 395 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:16,001 She can't find the damned thing. I'll go back to where it was. 396 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:20,000 We're pulling out. You're gonna miss it. - No, I won't. 397 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:30,500 Shirl. 398 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,501 Shirl? - Pardon. 399 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000 Shit! 400 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,000 Come on, Blondini. 401 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:55,000 You poxy half-witted pie-eyed slob-gobbling slag-heap. 402 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:58,500 You missed the bloody train! 403 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,000 She missed it. 404 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:17,750 Very nice. Here's to Shirl. - Silly bitch. 405 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,000 May be she lost her watch. 406 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,000 She's crazy, isn't she? 407 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,000 Like a pissed chook. 408 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 We've gotta get out of this thing, mate. Gives me the creeps. 409 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,750 We're taking that car to Invercargill, boy. 410 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,500 I'll drink to that. 411 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,500 Thanks. 412 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:43,000 Hey, don't look now, but there's a chap over there keeps looking at you. 413 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:44,500 Blue suit. 414 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,000 No, thanks. 415 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:03,000 With this new head she'll pull like a schoolboy. 416 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,001 Shirl, you're a beauty! 417 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,500 Isn't Shirl a beauty, eh? - Sure . 418 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,000 I's the first, you know. 419 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,001 Hundred and first, more like. 420 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:24,500 No wonder your sheila left ya. You don't understand the way they talk, I mean... 421 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:28,500 ...can't you see she only counts the ones that count? 422 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,750 Hey! Hear that hooter! 423 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,000 I'm gonna get one of those. 424 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:10,750 Pull over, driver. Pull over on the side of the road. 425 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,000 Name. - What was I doing? 426 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:58,250 Speeding. 90 k's. - That's not very fast. 427 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,750 Checked at one kilometer.... 428 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,250 ...and... 429 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,000 ...faulty windscreen wipers. 430 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:13,000 Name? - Annette Franklin. 431 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:19,001 Address? - 17 Cressy Street. 432 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Look. You don't have to give me a ticket, do you? 433 00:49:28,250 --> 00:49:30,001 Lady, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. 434 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:34,000 You break them, I book you. Occupation? 435 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,001 But I've got lots of tickets at home. 436 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,002 Several dozen. 437 00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:40,750 What'll I do, I'll lose my license at this rate. 438 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000 You could try writing a letter of explanation. - Please don't. 439 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:49,000 Isn't three a day enough for you? - Annette! 440 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:51,500 You know I'm hopeless if we don't do the whole thing 441 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,500 Hurry up then. 442 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:59,000 Occupation: housewife 443 00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:08,500 "Control 10-1 to all mobiles" 444 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:12,250 "Be on the lookout for the following stolen rental mini" 445 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:20,000 "1978 model, colour yellow, registration number: india zulu 6393." 446 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,500 "The vehicle was last seen in Wellington railway yards." 447 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,750 "The occupants of the car were wearing --" 448 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,751 Phil, it's hundreds of miles away. 449 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,500 Yeah 450 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,501 Right. 451 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,500 Stop! - No, don't stop! 452 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:54,750 But that's it! - No, it's not! 453 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,250 This is the Mini. 454 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,500 What the heck, I've gotta have my hands. 455 00:50:58,501 --> 00:51:00,000 Is that cop pulling out? 456 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,500 Nah. 457 00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:03,750 Oh, yes he is. 458 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,000 Why do I bother? 459 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:16,000 Let him catch up a bit, eh? - Yeah, then we'll be able to try this thing out on him. 460 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,000 What happened to him? 461 00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,000 I dunno. 462 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,500 Why didn't he take that corner back there? 463 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,250 I put the seat belt through the steering wheel. 464 00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:54,000 It's closed, mate. - Hang on. 465 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,000 Come on. 466 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,001 If it's open, I want a cup of tea. 467 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:43,750 Tea. 468 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,500 Milk and sugar, dear? 469 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:31,000 "Meanwhile in the South Island police are investigating a case with surprising developments." 470 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:37,000 "In Greymouth today a bizarre decorated railway goods wagon was discovered by railway yardsmen." 471 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:43,000 "Police believe there may be some connection with an unusual shoplift incident in Christchurch yesterday ." 472 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:48,500 "A young woman was arrested after walking out of the chemists shop without paying for photographs she'd had developed." 473 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,250 "When police arrived she sat waiting... - Shirl 474 00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:54,500 "...in a taxi with $5000 worth of stolen goods" - I love ya. 475 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000 "After checking the photographs police discovered what they believe to be her accomplices..." 476 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,500 "...in an apparent holiday of crime." 477 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:05,500 "Police also believe the young woman arrested this morning..." 478 00:54:05,501 --> 00:54:07,250 "...had spent a day on a shopping spree... - That's us 479 00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:10,750 "...intending to furnish the railway goods wagon found at Greymouth." - Yeah, on tele. 480 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:22,751 Moan and complain all the bloody way. 481 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:34,500 Be quiet. 482 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:37,000 You'll get one in a minute. 483 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,000 Shop! 484 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,000 "...a dangerous driving incident at the Wellington Railway station..." 485 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:53,500 Put that down! 486 00:54:53,501 --> 00:55:00,000 Serve them. - What? - Serve them. - OK. 487 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,500 Just can't be trusted with anything. Doreen, look after them will ya. 488 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,750 There as bad as those Blondini hooligans. 489 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:10,000 Alright? - Ah yeah, um... 490 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:11,750 Where did you come from? 491 00:55:11,751 --> 00:55:15,250 Aw, down the cellar, the dog made a mess, had to clean it up, it's the third time this week. 492 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:18,251 Listen, um, could I have 3 ice creams in a cone... 493 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,052 ...and, tea for two... - 3 ice creams. 494 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,500 Oh, the bread's here. Excuse me. 495 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,750 In there. 496 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,751 Are you the owner of that yellow Mini out there? 497 00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:52,500 Ah, no, it's hers. 498 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Gerry. 499 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,750 Hey, Gerry. You stupid prick. 500 00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,250 Gerry, you silly prick, where are you? 501 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:22,750 I'm gonna die. 502 00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:29,500 Hear that, Big Bird? He's gonna die. 503 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:37,000 You reckon he oughta learn to live first. 504 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,500 Oh, I guess that's it then 505 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:51,000 We're gonna crap out! 506 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:56,000 "Cold, Mike?" Yeah, brass monkeys. 507 00:57:56,250 --> 00:58:00,500 Any more? - "If they were coming they would have been through about 4 hours ago." 508 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:04,000 "You might as well come in". - No, I'm staying. 509 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,001 Suit yourself. 510 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Gidday, how are ya? 511 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,001 Joy ride's over, fellers. 512 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,000 Mister Blondini to you. 513 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:41,750 I'm not moving. 514 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 -No? -No. 515 00:58:43,001 --> 00:58:45,001 So save yourself a lot of trouble. 516 00:58:45,750 --> 00:58:47,000 No trouble. 517 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,500 No? 518 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,500 Forty seven? 519 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:14,500 Looks like I've got a bit of a chase on my hands. Could you block off the road at Hawea? Out. 520 00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:52,500 With these hills and corners we'll rip the shit out of him. 521 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:55,750 That big tanker is designed for the long Aussie straight. 522 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:59,000 Then you'd better tell him that. 523 01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:16,500 That big Aussie tanker seems to be doing OK. 524 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:20,500 Where is he? Where is he? - He'd be up your exhaust if he could fit. 525 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:31,000 Alright, sonny, pull over. 526 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Come on, forget it, pull over. 527 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Oh, boy, is he good! Come on. 528 01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:46,250 Come on, sonny, you're not doing yourself any good. 529 01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,750 Come on, pull over, we don't want anyone getting hurt. 530 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,000 Christ! We've got a cowboy here. 531 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,000 Christ! He's gonna kill us. 532 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,500 I knew it. I told you we were gonna crap out. 533 01:01:02,501 --> 01:01:03,750 This guy's too good. 534 01:01:03,751 --> 01:01:06,750 Well you're good too, Blondini, so don't talk. Just drive. Come on. 535 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Down the bank! - You've done it this time, boy. 536 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,000 You OK? - Piss off. 537 01:01:59,001 --> 01:02:02,750 No, come on, I want to know if you're hurt. Don't be a bloody hero, are you hurt? 538 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 I think my leg's broken. 539 01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:11,500 He's OK. Only a busted leg. 540 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Hey, you can really hold the wheel. You really pushed it. 541 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:20,500 "Come in, 47" 542 01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:25,501 Hey! Gidday. 543 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:29,000 "Who's this? 47?" 544 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:33,000 Blondini. - "Your call sign please." 545 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,750 Hey, one of your guys is out here with a busted leg. 546 01:02:35,751 --> 01:02:39,000 "Whereabouts are you?" - Oh, Christ, I dunno. - Lake Hawea road. 547 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,000 Lake Hawa road 548 01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:46,001 Hey, you're really good. 549 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:48,500 "Come in please, 47." I'll see ya. 550 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,000 In court. - Not me. 551 01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:54,500 Come on. - Look after him, will ya. 552 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,000 I know you. You're the Blondini gang. 553 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,500 Hey Groucho, d'you hear this? The Blondini gang. 554 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,750 Everybody knows about you blokes. 555 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,600 They'll get you boy. You got no hope. 556 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:42,000 Yeah. Well, how much for the doors? - Five dollars. 557 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:45,000 Hey, Groucho, how much are these doors worth? - Take the money! 558 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,001 Alright, 5 bucks. Each. 559 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,250 How much for all this lot? - Six dollars. 560 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:57,750 And the grill? - Five dollars for the grill. 561 01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:04,000 Hey, steady on, we're gonna need that. - S'alright, we'll crash start the bitch. 562 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:09,500 Ten dollars. Is that the lot. - Here, don't leave yourself short. 563 01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,750 That'll be... - Thirty one bucks. 564 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,250 Thirty one. Make it thirty? - That's big of you. 565 01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:16,500 Come on, take the money. Hurry up. 566 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,000 Mean bugger, I bet his arse sqeaks when he walks. 567 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000 It's full, too. 568 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,750 Hello, Sue. It's me. 569 01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:31,250 I called in at Tony's today. How have you been? - OK. 570 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,500 Got an interview this afternoon. 571 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:38,000 Oh, that's a surprise, which one? - Louis' secretary. Hold on, I'll turn this down 572 01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:43,750 "A police officer was admitted to hospital this morning suffering from a broken leg after his patrol car..." 573 01:05:43,751 --> 01:05:48,500 "...left the Lake Hawea road. His car was pushed off the road by the Blondini gang, who are now believed..." 574 01:05:48,501 --> 01:05:50,500 "... enclosed in the Alexandra Terrace region." 575 01:05:50,501 --> 01:05:52,301 "A large police contingent has sealed off the area....". 576 01:05:52,502 --> 01:05:56,000 - Sue, are you alright? "...and are confident of an early arrest." 577 01:05:56,001 --> 01:05:59,001 "There will be a further news update on our 3 o'clock news." 578 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 He won't be able to pester you now. 579 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,500 Alexandra Terrace. 580 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:10,001 Where's Alexandra Terrace? - Way back there. 581 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,000 Gee, how do we do it? 582 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,000 Is he waving at us? 583 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:28,000 Hey, hey. It's the Blondini gang, innit? 584 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:32,500 Hey, hey. Listen, I'm on your side, eh? 585 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:35,750 Do we want him on our side? - Well, he doesn't look like a cop. 586 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:39,000 Are you a cop? - Me, a cop? No way, man. 587 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:40,750 No, listen, I just want to help you, eh? 588 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:42,500 Ah, he wants to help us. 589 01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,501 Stop the car, will ya. Stop it. 590 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:48,502 Shit, you guys had me worried. 591 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:51,250 How'd you know it was us? - Saw you on telly. 592 01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:56,251 It's a great disguise, it's just, you can sorta tell. 593 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:59,500 Hey, the cops are waiting for you further up - on the motorway. 594 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,000 How do we get past? 595 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:05,001 I'll show you. 596 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,002 I'll just get me bike. 597 01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:14,750 Fantastic, man. Me with the Blondini gang. Too much. 598 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,250 Hey, you've really got this thing souped up like this. Beautiful. Beautiful. 599 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,000 Hey, I'd really like a piece of this for my wall. Eh? 600 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:23,750 Hey! Sell me a piece for my wall, eh? 601 01:07:24,002 --> 01:07:26,000 Hey, you guys are heros you know. 602 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:29,000 No, no, straight up. The whole country's watching you. 603 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,750 Hey. Which of you is Blondini? 604 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000 He is - He is. - Too much. Fantastic! 605 01:07:38,500 --> 01:07:41,750 Where's my bike? You broke up my bike. 606 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:45,500 No worry. I've got plenty. I've got plenty. 607 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000 Hey. Sell me a piece of the car? Sell me a piece? 608 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,500 Beer? Beer! Ah. 609 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:54,501 Hey. I'm Snout. 610 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:56,500 C'mon, c'mon. Here. Come here. 611 01:07:57,250 --> 01:08:00,750 This. Hey this. Is Alice. 612 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,751 You can have the bonnet. - The bonnet, that's terrific. 613 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:07,752 I'll stick it up there. With the others. Eh? 614 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:11,500 How much? - Expensive. 615 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:16,500 What? Fifty? Sixty? 616 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:21,500 A hundred, man. I gotta have it. I'll stick it right up there. Eh? 617 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,250 You got that kind of dough? 618 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:28,000 Ah, come on man, have I got that kind of dough? With all this shit? 619 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,001 It's yours. - It's mine! 620 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:40,750 Hey, Alice! 621 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:43,750 Hey, Alice. I got the bonnet. For a hundred bucks. Isn't that great, eh? 622 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,500 Isn't it great? Say it's great. Say it's great, or I'll blow your bloody brains out. 623 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,500 Take it easy. - Or dead. 624 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,000 Click. 625 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,500 I haven't got any more bullets. What do you think I am, eh, crazy? 626 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:18,750 Hey, hey. Sorry, man. Sorry. 627 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,500 Sit down, sit down. 628 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:25,500 Hey, the Blondini gang eh, eh? I'm with you. Huh, huh? 629 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,001 Hey look, I'm sorry, sorry. 630 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,750 What say we deal, huh? 631 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,500 I don't want to give you a sticker. 632 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,500 Don't wanna give ya- Don't wanna give you a sticker. 633 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,501 Alice? 634 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:59,000 Alice? Alice want the pretty flags, eh? 635 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:02,750 How much? 636 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:05,751 Nah, I'm not selling them 637 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:11,752 $250 638 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:15,753 Nah. 639 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,000 Three! 640 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,250 What d'you say, Groucho? 641 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,000 Four! 642 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,000 Plus the gun. 643 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,901 What's your problem, Gerry? 644 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:43,000 The flags. When we stop getting the flags, we're finished. 645 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:50,000 Five. Now that's my last offer. - They're his flags. 646 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:59,001 Hey. What're you doing, man? 647 01:11:00,750 --> 01:11:03,750 Now don't hassle me. Alice wants those flags. 648 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:06,750 And don't be uncool. Huh? 649 01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:09,250 I been good to you guys. 650 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:13,250 OK, OK. Plus. Plus... 651 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,500 Plus the Red Baron. 652 01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:21,501 (Hell, I don't like it) 653 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:26,000 Oh, what the hell. Give him what he wants. 654 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:38,750 Oh, that's too much! Alice! Alice! That's far out! 655 01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:51,000 Say it's great, or I'll blow your brains out. 656 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:02,000 What's eating you? - Snout. I know him. 657 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,500 Sunday school. 658 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:07,750 He's on a picture on the wall. - Jesus Christ. 659 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:16,250 No. Judas. I know I used to study that bastard 660 01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:21,750 Forget him. He's crazy. - He's evil. He took our flags. 661 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:26,751 Yeah, he took our flags. And he gave us this money. 662 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,752 You're getting paranoid again. Gerry. 663 01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,753 Just drive. Okay? 664 01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,250 Okay. 665 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,251 That's it, the Blondini gang. Yeah, yeah. 666 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:55,750 Eh? No shit, man. 667 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,750 Invercargill. Yeah. 668 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:06,500 Yeah, they had a 44 magnum lever action repeater. Yeah. 669 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,001 Hey? Yeah. 670 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,002 It's no good, I can't. 671 01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:23,500 I feel it here. - Where? 672 01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:27,000 You take the money, hitch. I'll decoy. You'll make it. 673 01:13:27,250 --> 01:13:28,751 Cut 'em off at the pass, eh? 674 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:36,752 There's only two ways to fix your guts, Blondini. 675 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:41,250 One, ditch the car. - No way. 676 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:44,000 Then drive it to Invercargill. 677 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,001 Right. 678 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,002 Well, we'll have to get rid of the exhaust. 679 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:15,750 Blondini... 680 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,001 Through what, eh? 681 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,000 What a way to go. 682 01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:31,001 I wanna go to the dunny. That oughta get rid of some weight. 683 01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:57,000 How long d'you reckon they'll be. - Oh, dunno. Don't reckon they'll even get this far. 684 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,000 You'll go blind. 685 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,500 Gidday. 686 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,750 Er, give us a banana milkshake. With an egg in it. And a Gold Pack. 687 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,000 Banana? - Thanks. 688 01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:45,001 Hi George. - G'day. 689 01:15:56,750 --> 01:15:59,300 Oh, this came for you about an hour ago. 690 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:22,000 Hey! Hey stop! 691 01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,000 There he goes. 692 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,000 C'mon, Gerry, the cops are here. 693 01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:53,001 Oh. Sorry. 694 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,002 Gerry! 695 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,500 Let's break. Here you are. 696 01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:07,501 And now I musn't reveal my secret identity. 697 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,502 Are you Gerry Austin. No. Blondini. 698 01:17:11,250 --> 01:17:13,250 Must be the other one. Here we've got one of them. 699 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,251 You hang onto him, I'll get the car. 700 01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:23,252 I told you we shouldn't sell the flags. 701 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:26,500 Where's your mate going? - Ahh, that way. 702 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,501 Like that, is it? 703 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,502 They got a gun in that car. Down! 704 01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:05,000 Blondini! 705 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000 After them! 706 01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:18,001 Let's go! 707 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:34,000 Get in! 708 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:35,750 What? 709 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:39,250 Get in you stupid bastard, I can't get any speed with you up there. 710 01:18:39,251 --> 01:18:41,500 No, man, I'm riding the bitch. 711 01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,750 You're gonna break your stupid bloody neck. 712 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:16,000 Come on, you buggers. Wankers, wankers, wankers. 713 01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:30,001 Oh, Gerry, your stupid fantasies. 714 01:19:30,002 --> 01:19:31,750 Stop. - You hit the car! 715 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:33,751 He's dead. - Come here! 716 01:19:39,750 --> 01:19:42,500 He's still breathing. Get on the radio and call an ambulance. 717 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,501 Go on. - Move it! 718 01:19:45,750 --> 01:19:48,000 It's all yours, Blondini. 719 01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,250 Gerry. Come on, don't mess me about. 720 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:54,251 I hate to interrupt, but your car's on the run. 721 01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,750 Piss off. 722 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,000 Goodbye pork pie. 723 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:06,500 Hi! Bring the car up. 724 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:20,500 Quick! Help me with the body. - Don't touch him. It's a boy, he's not dead. 725 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,000 Shift the truck! 726 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,001 Shift the truck! 727 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,002 Come on, shift the truck. 728 01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:42,000 Lighten up. 729 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,001 Fast! 730 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,500 It's overweight. Only one of us now. 731 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,750 I'm taking this bloody car.... 732 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,002 ...to Invercargill, boy. 733 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,000 Like you say, Groucho... 734 01:20:56,250 --> 01:20:58,004 ...nothing half-arsed. 735 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,700 I think there's only one of them now. - What happened? 736 01:21:18,751 --> 01:21:21,400 I think one of them caught it. - Oh, shit. 737 01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:50,000 Right, take your positions. You there, you over there. 738 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,000 Travel right back. We must have this area clear. 739 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:59,500 First kill, asshole? - Everybody right back, please. 740 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:01,500 Break to four. - Come in. 741 01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:04,500 Bird on 4 with a word on some action on dead centre 742 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,000 The cops are aiming to bury the Blondini gang. 743 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:17,500 Everybody get right back. 744 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,000 All you people are gonna move now. 745 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:25,000 Move, move, move! 746 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,500 You gonna splatter his brains all over the car, son? - Just get out, will ya? 747 01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,250 Come on, keep on going. Keep on moving back. 748 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,251 Come on now 749 01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:13,000 Okay. 750 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:23,750 Ready. 751 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:27,250 Aim. 752 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,750 Fire! 753 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:56,500 Put a speed on. 754 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,500 Let him through, let him through! 755 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:13,500 He's here. 756 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:20,501 Gidday. 757 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:23,502 What have you done? - She heard some noise out the back. 758 01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:33,500 Surprised? 759 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,500 Pleased? 760 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,000 Oh, boy. 761 01:25:57,250 --> 01:25:59,750 He's not in the car. He's gotta be here somewhere. 762 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,000 You take that place. 763 01:26:09,750 --> 01:26:12,001 That man is in there with my sister. 764 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,002 God, he's got a hostage in there. 765 01:26:14,003 --> 01:26:16,003 You men, hold your positions. 766 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,500 Alright, Blondini. 767 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:44,000 We know you're in there. 768 01:26:44,750 --> 01:26:48,000 We have the building surrounded. There are police at every exit. 769 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:52,000 Put down your weapon and come out immediately. 770 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:56,000 Gotta be coming. 771 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:06,750 Come on Blondini. Release your hostage, and come outside with your hands over your head. 772 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,751 Don't make things any worse for yourself. 773 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:27,500 Hey, Sue. We've got visitors. 774 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:30,000 Are you decent? 775 01:27:41,250 --> 01:27:42,500 I love you. 776 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,050 No, not you. You're a nice looking boy though. 777 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:48,751 Hang on, hang on, ladies first. 778 01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:54,000 Er, Sue? 779 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,001 I guess I'll be paying for this ride.