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So, what are you doing, dear Gabriele,
you settle for 6 or you raise,
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risking, in case of error,
the insufficiency?
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- Relaunch.
(together) Yes!
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Be careful, the redhead is at risk.
So, Roman history.
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But it's a second-year program.
We are in fourth grade. What does it have to do with it?
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"What does it have to do with it"? How naive.
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Children, this is life: get used to it.
So...
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How many Punic Wars were there?
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A: two.
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B: three.
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C: four.
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Q: 19.
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I ask for help from...
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Bisignani.
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Bisignani. Smart move.
King of the nerds, huh?
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So, dear Bisignani...
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There were two Punic Wars.
The answer is "A".
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And what are you doing? Shall we turn it on?
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We turn it on.
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Well...
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The correct answer is...
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"B", there were three.
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- No need, what the...
- No swearing here in class.
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But...
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No, no, no.
I accept that you are ignored, I accept it.
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That you are red, I accept it.
But never be vulgar to me.
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So, it went badly, little warper.
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No, that's right. The real Wars
between Rome and Carthage there were two,
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the third was just a massacre,
to destroy a defenseless city.
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With what vigor. Even...
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Of course, yes, we invent things.
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Then also Hannibal, with the elephants,
crossed the Alps,
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maybe to go to Sestriere
to go skiing.
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So, Gabriele, you know, by chance,
What is eight divided by two?
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Yes, four.
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Excellent. He is good at mathematics.
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And four is the vote
that he takes home today. Both.
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- But he's the one who made the mistake.
- No, it's not like that.
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You bet on luck.
And what did you learn?
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Luck is blind,
but bad luck sees clearly.
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Sometimes you don't know it, but the bad luck is there,
lurking, it's behind you.
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I absolutely agree.
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Principal, good morning.
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- Pintus?
- Yes?
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Stop asking questions
with music and help?
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It's just, how to say... I'm lively.
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Ah, it's to liven up
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that then last year
he almost set the school on fire.
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I explained Nerone with petrol.
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And when his class
did he imprison Sister Cecilia?
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I was explaining the persecutions
of the Christians and the nun passed by.
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- And the children locked in closets?
- Anne Frank.
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Pintus, see you next time,
I will have the pleasure of never seeing her again.
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Now it seems excessive to me.
Excuse me for a moment.
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I have to go. I ask you to be kind,
anyway she is always very friendly,
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if you kindly go ahead,
that I have a family emergency.
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(SONG: "YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE"
OF THE SUPREMES)
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Hello. Good morning, Daniela.
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- The doctor is waiting for you.
- Thank you.
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Give it your all,
that maybe this is the right time.
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Here I am.
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It's late, Angelo. Too late.
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The conception window
it closed seven minutes and 38 seconds ago.
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Closed. “Cerré.” "Locked down".
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My love, I have done the impossible.
You can't understand what happened.
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I made some crazy jumps with the bike,
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I caught scooters going in the wrong direction,
cars in the second row...
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But I mean, I'm here, we could...
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You're kidding, right?
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"We're not here to have fun,
but to conceive. The window is closed."
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Do you realize? Incredible. Andrew?
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(with Roman accent) Oh.
I realize, yes. I realize.
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I understand, but I talk to you and you look at her.
She'll never come with you anyway.
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- I confirm.
- Confirm, you.
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Come on, Mrs. Ada, eh.
Come on, we're with her.
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This is a patient of Riciardulli.
He operated on her ten times.
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He got into it.
Now it's a personal challenge.
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- Can we talk about me?
- I'm tired of talking about you.
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You've been telling me for months
of these fools, of these failures.
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Why do you always scream?
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Look, the doctor is an andrologist.
You're not ashamed, you can tell her everything.
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I have no problems.
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(MOBILE)
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Martha. Tell me, love.
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Of course I'm coming. I arrive.
I run away, the window has reopened.
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- Do you want chemical help?
- No.
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- Are you sure?
- It is not.
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Trust me. Then I'll take it.
You never know.
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Colonel, little drop of Nebbiolo
that warms her heart.
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- No thank you. I never drink on duty.
- Love, you've been retired for ten years.
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Honey, you know that, don't you? The policeman
It's like a diamond, it's forever.
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- No, love, don't drink.
- Why, sorry?
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Because alcohol depresses sperm.
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Where does this little tune come from?
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Let me see.
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Tac, I knew it.
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The air conditioner is on, and in my opinion
regulated outside the parameters of the law.
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And sure enough, look at this: 17th.
This is not good.
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But why does he take a photo of the thermostat?
Why?
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You insist on breaking the rules,
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and I, as a public official,
even if I'm on leave, I have to intervene.
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I get it, but it got me there
a fine of 487 euros at Easter. Why?
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Is it my fault if you don't separate?
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It's not true, I do it.
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- Where does the yoghurt pot go?
- Plastic.
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- The glass?
- Glass.
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- The cap?
- Eh, the cap...
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- "Eh, the cap".
- I understand, I don't...
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- This one doesn't know where the cap goes.
- I understand, but no one knows.
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- Dad, are you being heavy?
- No, he doesn't know where the cork goes.
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- But how?
- I don't know where the cap goes, okay?
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However, I don't want to be heavy-handed.
In fact, let's lighten up.
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- Do you want to know the latest on the Carabinieri?
Will I tell you about it? - Let's hear it.
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You know this because some carabinieri
they never make love?
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No.
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No.
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Because they don't have proof
to put it in.
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She's cute, right? The tests for...
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- Oh, sorry, sorry.
I was inappropriate. - Ninth.
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No, because you have
that little plumbing problem.
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- I shouldn't have, I shouldn't have.
- But do you tell your parents everything?
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It is no mystery that the stork
You don't know our home address, do you?
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Yes, but one doesn't go into details,
remains vague.
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But why don't you trust it
to a specialist?
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Because I was hoping to do it naturally.
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Yes, but time passes,
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and Angelo, as we know,
he has significant erection problems.
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Try assisted fertilization.
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But darling,
this doesn't work if there are two of them,
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Imagine if there's someone watching, come on.
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Can I say something?
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Ironically, this one made me laugh more
about the joke from earlier.
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In what sense?
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I'm going to differentiate the yogurt.
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Maybe my mom is right:
we need to get help.
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It's crazy.
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Did you know that the most dangerous animal
of all is the saltwater crocodile?
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Which would then be that of Captain Hook,
which is in the sea, in fact.
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Except the question is,
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if the island isn't there, then it isn't there either
the saltwater crocodile.
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Soon my eggs won't even be there,
because they're expiring, do you understand?
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- What is the right answer
so as not to argue? - Not this one.
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Maybe life is telling us
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that we are not destined
to become parents.
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Too bad, because you would be a good father
and I am a wonderful mother.
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What then you will say to yourself:
"Why am I good and she is wonderful?"
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- I don't...
- Shh.
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You thought so.
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- I'm not thinking...
- Shh. Yes.
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- Look, love, we've tried them all.
- Not all.
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You did well
to ask your Andreuccio for help.
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No, I didn't ask for anything.
The truth is, you always get in the way.
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But who cares? You and I are friends.
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This is a delicate issue,
sensitivity and tact are needed.
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- But what do you know? Come on, come in here.
- Things?
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- The blowjob room.
- But why are you screaming?
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Greetings. No, I have to make a withdrawal.
One thing...
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What is it, Don Pa? He shouldn't have done it
extreme unction on bed 14?
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Go quickly, come on.
Quick, maybe he won't even make it in time.
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You are a beast.
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This is the test tube, sterile.
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You opened it: it is no longer sterile.
Why did you open it?
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Because you have to aim
and hit the mark. Force.
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Then, if you need help,
a suggestion, there's a VHS inside.
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- The VHS?
- Did you want Blue Ray?
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At the very least.
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We don't have Blue Ray here,
we have the VHS,
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because this is a vintage hospital.
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Vintage. We're vintage here, right?
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How sad, ma'am.
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Guys, the fourth is coming soon
it will officially be over,
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which means we won't see each other again
for at least three months.
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And I confess to you that this thing
It makes me very happy.
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(BELL)
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Happy holidays!
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Why are you still? It rang
the bell, so let's go, please.
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- Master?
- What is it?
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On behalf of everyone,
we are a little worried.
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- Why? - It's been a few weeks
that we see her a little distracted.
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In the last class assignment
we copied everyone,
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and she didn't even notice.
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Have you copied everyone? You too?
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the? No.
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Technically,
by the principle of communicating vessels,
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they all copied from me.
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I appreciate the honesty, Bisignani.
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Master, what's wrong?
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Nothing, I'm fine, guys.
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It's just a tough time
with my wife.
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We are trying to have a child.
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(MUSIC)
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No, please,
no sad music now, come on.
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Master, why don't you change your wife?
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Because life doesn't work like that.
It's not like he's changing his wife.
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And then I don't want to take an example
from my parents.
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Why, did they get divorced?
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They divorced, then remarried.
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Then they divorced again,
then they remarried, then...
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- Have they gotten divorced again?
- No, luckily they died.
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In that time of sadness,
I met my wife,
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who was my psychoanalyst.
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Can you fall in love with a psychoanalyst?
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Children, remember my words:
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you can fall in love with anyone
in life.
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Love is a wonderful thing.
Love is an abstract thing.
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I mean, do you like Dracula?
Even if he comes and does...
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But if you fall in love, you fall in love.
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Absurdly,
you can also fall in love with Voldemort.
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"I'm your father."
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But this is not Voldemort,
this is "Star Wars".
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You have to mind your own business.
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- Ironically, you can also fall in love
of the principal. - Master, no!
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Yes, really. Of this little man,
baby, everything put like this.
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Because...
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Mr. Principal.
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However I wanted to greet the students,
because... Summer depresses.
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I would like the school to last 12 months.
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Of course, he doesn't have a life.
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I didn't say it, I thought it, right?
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- I said it.
- Yes.
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Excuse me,
but it's a very difficult time at home.
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You know, with my wife...
I don't think she's interested, so I'm going.
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Go. I won't tell you where,
because there are children.
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But make it clear.
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Of course we haven't
nothing left for us to say to each other, eh.
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But no, I'm eating.
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One either eats or talks.
I was thinking, among other things.
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(NOISE)
It's not that...
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- Did you hear?
- No, what is it?
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- Someone came in.
- But it goes.
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- Go and see.
- Why do I have to go?
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00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:36,167
- Who is the man here?
- it.
235
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:39,334
So what? With a fork?
What do you do, taste it?
236
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:43,376
- No, but what do I do with the round knife?
- Go, go!
237
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,834
Who goes there? Who are you?
238
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:47,876
'I'm fucking.
239
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,917
Andrea, you gave us a shock.
I beg you.
240
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:55,251
Who must it be at this hour? Who's coming?
stealing from you while you're eating?
241
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,709
But, to understand,
the set of keys we gave you
242
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,376
It is used for emergencies.
243
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:05,501
If we are at home, ring the doorbell.
When there's an emergency, you use your keys.
244
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:09,292
Anyway I brought you the analyses,
those of the liquid.
245
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:11,501
Why do you have them?
246
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,542
- Because I had them given to me.
- Privacy?
247
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:18,792
Oh, with this privacy, even in the hospital.
Who made you do these tests?
248
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,667
- You. But it's not normal, I tell you.
- It's not normal.
249
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,709
So, let me see. "Pintus Angelo...".
250
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:30,084
But what are you doing?
Give it to me, what are you doing?
251
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:33,084
So, red blood cells, round cells.
252
00:16:33,251 --> 00:16:37,084
Sperm per cubic centimeter:
normal. Good. Normal.
253
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:40,667
- Do you have an acidic pH?
- I have a bit of acidity, a hint.
254
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,584
It's good though, okay. Mobility:
this is what interests us.
255
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,876
- Because... Do you understand?
- Yes.
256
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,292
It's like this and like that, in short.
257
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:51,584
For your age,
you're not "fast and furious", but...
258
00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:55,001
I'm 48, eh, it's not like I'm 73.
259
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,334
But you know the peak of testosterone
260
00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,167
at what age do you reach,
in the human being?
261
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,751
- No.
- At 15 years old.
262
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:05,667
After that, it is evident that there is a fall,
like in a real ravine.
263
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,917
- Yes, yes, I know.
- He knows. Do you see it?
264
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:10,876
But there will be positive notes, right?
265
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:14,834
- Yes, it says you're fertile.
The problem is not you. - I'm fertile!
266
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,251
So if he's not the problem...
267
00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:20,709
Oh well, we'll have my analyzes anyway.
268
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:23,459
- I have your analyses.
- Do you have his too?
269
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:27,334
- I didn't open them for privacy.
- Is there privacy now?
270
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,334
Clearly, privacy when you care.
271
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,709
- Do you read them or me?
- You read it.
272
00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:38,167
- I'll read them, come on.
- My goodness, how anxious.
273
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:43,084
So... Perfect dog tags.
274
00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:46,542
“There is a fair amount
of fertile eggs".
275
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:49,334
- Did you see?
- This is great news.
276
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,584
- Fantastic.
- I'm reading this one.
277
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,376
What is it?
278
00:17:57,251 --> 00:17:58,084
Oh?
279
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:02,209
This is what he says
that you have a form of endometriosis.
280
00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,001
There is a comment from the head physician
281
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,917
who says it's quite difficult
that you get pregnant.
282
00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,459
Oh well, then maybe...
283
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:16,584
Guys, of these cases, to the department,
we have many.
284
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,917
As far as I know,
with this shape that you have,
285
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,667
it's quite unlikely,
also with assisted fertilization.
286
00:18:35,626 --> 00:18:38,459
But, guys,
I don't want to see you down like this.
287
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:42,501
Let's get up,
because it's not like life is over, eh.
288
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:44,876
Medicine is not an exact science.
289
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,959
But then in Italy we are behind on everything.
290
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:51,084
Do you want to have a hair transplant?
Go to Türkiye.
291
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:53,917
Do you want to get a teeth implant?
Go to Croatia.
292
00:18:54,084 --> 00:18:57,376
- Andrea, please, stop.
- Enough.
293
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,167
I want a son.
294
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:05,792
Then you have to do what I tell you.
295
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,792
You go to Barcelona,
you have a nice trip,
296
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:12,376
contact this medium my friend,
who is a luminary,
297
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,751
and it is said that it works miracles.
298
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:50,459
(IN SPANISH)
My love, I would like to go and celebrate
299
00:19:50,626 --> 00:19:53,001
in that restaurant in the port...
300
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:25,876
- Go!
- Police!
301
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:32,792
(IN SPANISH) Confirmed.
The whole robbery gang is there.
302
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:35,709
He's the boss, be careful, he's dangerous.
303
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,876
No, not her. Leave her alone.
304
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,626
Light?
305
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:46,417
- Why? Why, Luce? Why?
- "Let's go, let's go."
306
00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:50,126
No, Luce! Light! No!
307
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:57,459
I'd say the beginning is comforting.
308
00:20:57,626 --> 00:21:01,167
Yes, come on. I was a little worried,
being Andrea's idea.
309
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:04,042
And instead. Let's go, let's go.
310
00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:14,334
- (in Spanish) Hola.
- Hola.
311
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:16,251
We have a reserve. Pintus.
312
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,876
- Bartolini.
- Yes, whatever.
313
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:21,001
Yes, Senores Pintus.
El doctor Gonzalez expects him.
314
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,917
- Siganme.
- Perfect. Let's follow.
315
00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:25,792
Where did you learn Spanish,
from the Gipsy Kings?
316
00:21:25,959 --> 00:21:29,292
Meanwhile, technically the Gipsy Kings
they're gypsies, so...
317
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:33,501
I don't believe it, you know nothing in life,
and you are biographer of the Gipsy Kings.
318
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,917
But are we here to argue?
319
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:37,084
(KNOCKING)
320
00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,667
Adelante.
321
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,626
Hello, good days.
322
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:45,751
- Hello, Senores Pintus.
Welcome, forward. - Please.
323
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,792
- Sientase.
- Thank you.
324
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:50,626
- Marta, truth?
- Yes.
325
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,584
You're lucky.
(IN SPANISH) What a wonderful woman!
326
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:54,417
Thank you, doctor.
327
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:57,251
Good.
328
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,459
(IN SPANISH) Marta,
I looked carefully at your analyzes and...
329
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:01,834
I won't lie to her.
330
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:05,292
In his case we only have
15% chance of success.
331
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:07,959
At 43 years old the percentage...
332
00:22:08,626 --> 00:22:09,876
falls down!
333
00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,167
"En picado".
334
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,626
(IN SPANISH) I'm afraid that she
is incompatible with pregnancy.
335
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,209
I am very sorry.
336
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,792
Sorry, all this way
to hear us say "lo siento mucho"?
337
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,876
He even heard it on the phone.
338
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:24,167
Evidently he "felt" it here.
339
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:26,584
- But...
- "But"?
340
00:22:26,584 --> 00:22:27,751
(IN SPANISH)
There is another solution.
341
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,001
What solution?
342
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:30,459
A solution...
343
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,501
let's say unconventional.
344
00:22:32,876 --> 00:22:34,501
We can use another...
345
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,292
A wineskin?
346
00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:38,292
Other uterus.
347
00:22:38,459 --> 00:22:40,251
- "Útero" in Spanish is...
- Uterus.
348
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,917
It's like in Italian.
349
00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,167
So you're talking about...
350
00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:45,834
Of surrogacy.
351
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:50,417
Ninth.
You can't, because in Italy it is a crime.
352
00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:53,001
Here also. It is a universal crime.
353
00:22:53,167 --> 00:22:56,209
"Delito universal", he means...
354
00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:00,292
That "donde estamos estamos",
they make a hole in us...
355
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:04,167
Great idea, huh.
Indeed, for goodness' sake, we thank you.
356
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:08,584
But "I have a problem". I don't know...
How do you say "father-in-law" in Spanish?
357
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:11,001
- "Suegro".
- Good, you know.
358
00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:14,001
My brother is a policeman,
359
00:23:14,167 --> 00:23:18,042
and for a cap of yogurt
400 euro fine.
360
00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:23,251
"For this thing, I walk to the plaza."
361
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:28,042
Yes, and I wouldn't want to pay anyway
to have a child.
362
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,584
You don't have to worry, because...
363
00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:32,584
I know a girl...
364
00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:36,417
who would be willing to carry yours
child on her lap selflessly.
365
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:39,042
Like a good work,
an act of charity.
366
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:40,959
In return he only asks
367
00:23:41,126 --> 00:23:43,334
to be hosted in Italy
during pregnancy, nothing else.
368
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,251
It would be a borrowed uterus.
369
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:49,167
So, be careful,
because "prestado" changes.
370
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:53,334
"I buy"...
"Prestado", however, is free.
371
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:56,251
Well, there's nothing free
in life.
372
00:23:56,792 --> 00:24:00,167
The cost of personnel for the operation
it would amount to 20,000 euros.
373
00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:02,376
20,000.
374
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,626
You don't have to give me an answer now.
375
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:07,834
Meet the girl first
and then you can decide.
376
00:24:17,251 --> 00:24:20,834
I do not know. You know maybe me
Isn't this very convincing?
377
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,626
Indeed.
I want it very much, but not like this.
378
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:30,084
Although, Angelo, it must be said,
marriages only end in two ways.
379
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:33,459
Or with divorce
or with the death of one of the two.
380
00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:34,584
What does it have to do with it?
381
00:24:34,751 --> 00:24:38,667
It has something to do with it, Angelo, because I feel it
that if we don't have a child,
382
00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:41,167
either we break up or maybe you die.
383
00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:45,834
Then I know myself: out of desperation,
I would have casual relationships with anyone.
384
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:50,917
And then I'd get a cat, and two, and three,
and four, five... seven cats.
385
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:54,501
They'll call me
"the erotomaniac cat lady on the ground floor".
386
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,876
I will look at all pregnant women
with envy and resentment.
387
00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:00,667
(softly) Which I already do,
of the rest.
388
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:03,959
Because I hate them,
pregnant women, Angelo.
389
00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:08,251
Look, let's do this: let's get to know
this girl, let's see what she's like,
390
00:25:08,417 --> 00:25:09,209
then we understand.
391
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,459
Maybe the vibrations... Yes, no?
392
00:25:11,626 --> 00:25:14,876
- What if we don't like it?
- If we don't like it, you decide.
393
00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:18,709
- Why do I have to decide?
You don't decide anything? -Then I'll decide.
394
00:25:20,167 --> 00:25:23,792
Iberian jamón cut with a knife,
with a little bit of "tomate".
395
00:25:23,959 --> 00:25:28,292
Good! Too bad pregnant women
they cannot eat raw ham.
396
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,167
You'll see, she's a good girl.
397
00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,292
Young and sensitive.
398
00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:41,834
As you say in Italy...
399
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:43,626
"Home and church".
400
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,792
- Like Julio.
- House and church, I think.
401
00:25:45,959 --> 00:25:46,917
(IN SPANISH)
Here it is, it has arrived.
402
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:49,917
- Hello, family!
- Hola, qué tal?
403
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:53,792
- Hola. Martha, nice to meet you.
- Martha.
404
00:25:53,959 --> 00:25:58,584
- Angel.
- Angelo, good. I am Light, enchanted.
405
00:25:58,751 --> 00:26:04,459
Hello, Luce. Look, thank you, first of all,
for your incredible generosity.
406
00:26:05,376 --> 00:26:07,709
And then we wanted to ask you...
407
00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:12,459
Yes, we wanted to ask you why you do it
something so big and important,
408
00:26:12,626 --> 00:26:14,459
for two people you don't know?
409
00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:18,667
Well, I believe that bringing into the world
a life is a beautiful thing...
410
00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:22,876
If I think that there are couples who
they can't have children...
411
00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:24,334
Excuse me!
412
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:25,626
What did I tell you?
413
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,209
He is very sensitive.
414
00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:28,876
Are you convinced?
415
00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,667
Yes, no, for goodness sake...
416
00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:33,876
Since I'll have to bring a life
inside me for nine months,
417
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:35,667
I would like to ask you some questions! I can?
418
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,334
- Yes, certainly.
- Clear.
419
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:41,376
- Perfect. Trabajo?
- "Trabajo", yes. I am a psychoanalyst.
420
00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:43,584
- Public or private sector?
- Private.
421
00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:46,376
Muy bien, muy bien. Angel?
422
00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:51,292
So, I inspire the new generations to
embark on a journey into the future,
423
00:26:51,459 --> 00:26:53,042
but knowing the past.
424
00:26:53,209 --> 00:26:55,709
- Yes, he is an elementary school teacher.
- Exact.
425
00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:57,334
Settore pubblico.
426
00:26:57,501 --> 00:26:59,459
Muy bien, eh. Dinero seguro.
427
00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:03,542
Poquito, però. "Molto poquito,
but more than the substitute".
428
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,542
- Dónde vivís?
- A Milano.
429
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:10,751
- House of tenant or owner?
- Propiedad, con mutuo. 22 anos.
430
00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:12,001
Muy bien, bueno.
431
00:27:12,167 --> 00:27:14,459
Muy bien. "Yes".
432
00:27:14,626 --> 00:27:17,709
But, well, we wanted to know
qualcosa di te, magari,
433
00:27:17,876 --> 00:27:19,251
of your lifestyle.
434
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:22,167
(IN SPANISH) I don't drink it,
I don't smoke and I don't take drugs. Good isn't it?
435
00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:23,584
- Perfect.
- Perfect.
436
00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,417
Very fast, eh.
437
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:28,501
I like them a lot!
And I like Italy too!
438
00:27:28,667 --> 00:27:30,251
When are we leaving?
439
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:32,167
We can start treatment
tomorrow too.
440
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:33,042
- Yes?
- Yes.
441
00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:36,459
Let's get started first,
sooner you can return to Italy!
442
00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:45,084
- What is it?
- The heart of the pajas.
443
00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:47,834
- The heart...
- Of the pajas.
444
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,376
Just a moment, because no entiendo well.
445
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:53,542
Translate from Spanish
"the heart of the pajas".
446
00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:57,334
< "Blowjob room".
- Excellent, perfect.
447
00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:01,917
- Are you exhausted?
- Forgive me, I understand and I don't understand...
448
00:28:02,084 --> 00:28:04,667
Do you have any disabilities?
A handicap?
449
00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:07,501
I? No, absolutely. Because?
450
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:11,792
Because, in case of disability,
I am certified as a sexual assistant.
451
00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,709
So I could have helped him.
with the straw.
452
00:28:14,876 --> 00:28:18,251
Ecco, per assurdo, questa mattina,
Now what did I think...
453
00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:21,584
My sono svegliato
and I have a fitta qui e una qui,
454
00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:22,626
also...
455
00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:24,542
Yes, Italian...
456
00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:27,751
Hey Italian?
The fitta sat down at the entrance.
457
00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:29,376
Italian... Mi fa male.
458
00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:36,167
Ready, Marta?
459
00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:41,501
- Count to ten.
- But in Italian or Spanish?
460
00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,584
Well, we're ready.
461
00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:06,376
Perfect, let's go.
462
00:29:07,334 --> 00:29:08,792
I'm sorry, you can't come in.
463
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,834
Thank you.
464
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:16,251
(Angel) Good luck. In Spanish.
465
00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:32,959
- So our embryo...
- Professor, are we pregnant or not?
466
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,126
In a few months...
467
00:29:41,751 --> 00:29:44,001
your photograph will be on the wall
along with the others!
468
00:29:44,167 --> 00:29:45,501
Congratulations!
469
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:57,334
Girls, I'm telling you, we are
going into a period of lies.
470
00:29:57,501 --> 00:30:03,001
No, we are going towards the economy.
Business class is on the other side.
471
00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:05,751
I got it, I got three economy tickets.
472
00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:09,876
That's why I'm embarrassed,
I need space.
473
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:13,001
Yes, however, there is a problem:
business is not here...
474
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:15,792
- But he needs space.
- I understand.
475
00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:18,667
- I'll "ask" the hostess.
- Yes.
476
00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:21,084
Oh well, I have to say something to you anyway.
477
00:30:21,251 --> 00:30:25,209
Now, we return, we announce
your pregnancy, even if fake,
478
00:30:25,376 --> 00:30:27,584
then, fatefully, Luce also becomes pregnant,
479
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:31,542
but no one will notice
because they will all be focused on you.
480
00:30:31,709 --> 00:30:35,709
Angelo, Martha? It's 1,500 euros.
481
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,709
1,500 euros? For three tickets?
482
00:30:37,876 --> 00:30:40,459
No, no, for me. Thank you, thank you.
483
00:30:40,626 --> 00:30:43,126
- Are you sure that she...
- It's perfect.
484
00:30:44,001 --> 00:30:45,126
Perfect.
485
00:30:52,959 --> 00:30:56,709
Here we are. Welcome to our home.
486
00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:59,876
This is the Pintus-Bartolini house.
487
00:31:00,042 --> 00:31:04,459
This is the entrance.
Please follow us. Come this way.
488
00:31:04,626 --> 00:31:08,167
So, here we have the whole living area,
everything open, "open".
489
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,167
Lots of colours, it seems to me, right?
490
00:31:10,334 --> 00:31:13,626
Los monos no veo, no siento,
no hablo. Red, green and blue.
491
00:31:13,792 --> 00:31:15,667
They are beautiful, I bought them.
492
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:19,376
There's the kitchen there, then over there
there is our bedroom,
493
00:31:19,542 --> 00:31:20,459
and here is the bathroom.
494
00:31:20,626 --> 00:31:24,084
A bathroom?
A bathroom only "for three people"?
495
00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:27,209
Yes. I understand,
there were two of us up to the stairs.
496
00:31:27,376 --> 00:31:30,626
And then this is the area, let's say,
that we had thought of for you.
497
00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:32,542
The sofa becomes a bed.
498
00:31:32,709 --> 00:31:35,876
I'm embarrassed and I need space.
499
00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:39,709
Equal privacy:
or sea space yes, but also privacy.
500
00:31:39,876 --> 00:31:43,876
- Go back to the room...
- No, no, I don't think so.
501
00:31:44,042 --> 00:31:46,084
Perfect, brilliant. I love it, I like it.
502
00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,834
No, it's our room,
so I don't really think about it.
503
00:31:49,001 --> 00:31:51,251
But Luce is embarrassed
and we make do.
504
00:31:51,417 --> 00:31:54,876
But in fact, I say,
It's embarrassing and we'll make do.
505
00:32:09,126 --> 00:32:13,751
Honey, I found some fake bellies
for every stage of pregnancy beautiful.
506
00:32:13,917 --> 00:32:16,834
Look, second month,
third month, fifth, seventh.
507
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,584
Look how wonderful.
508
00:32:18,751 --> 00:32:20,584
(RUSSIAN MARTA)
509
00:32:26,501 --> 00:32:29,542
I really find it
that our relationship is...
510
00:32:38,376 --> 00:32:41,959
- Good morning. Good morning, Daniela.
- Doctor, welcome back.
511
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,876
- Survivors, my patients?
- Everyone. How did it go in Spain?
512
00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:50,876
Very good. I'm just telling you we're back
in Italy with an au pair.
513
00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:53,001
What does "au pair" mean?
514
00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:57,126
It means that Luce will live with us
and will help us with housework.
515
00:32:57,292 --> 00:32:59,417
- And how much do you pay for it?
- Nothing, it's on par.
516
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:05,126
Slavery was abolished in 1949,
by the United Nations.
517
00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:07,501
So, it's not slavery, he gives us a hand,
518
00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:10,626
in exchange for a roof over your head
and food on the table.
519
00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:15,167
- A little bit.
- He is also here to learn Italian.
520
00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:18,876
- It's okay to learn Italian, but...
- But you pissed me off.
521
00:33:19,042 --> 00:33:23,167
Record: first day of school.
Last year you waited a week.
522
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,542
Master, don't say bad words.
523
00:33:25,709 --> 00:33:27,251
But it doesn't even break the...
524
00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:31,917
Now, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have,
but unfortunately he steals my slaps.
525
00:33:32,084 --> 00:33:35,042
I'm not mad at you,
I see him and I want to beat him.
526
00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:37,751
He can't, it's bullying.
527
00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,626
No, dearest,
it's bullying if one of them hits you.
528
00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:44,501
But if I hit you instead,
It's education the old fashioned way.
529
00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:52,126
Excuse me. So, in the meantime, thank you all
to be here in our home.
530
00:33:52,292 --> 00:33:55,876
We have an announcement to make.
It's good news.
531
00:33:56,042 --> 00:33:58,459
- Are you getting divorced?
- No, not that beautiful.
532
00:33:58,626 --> 00:34:00,626
- I always hope so.
- Dad, come on.
533
00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:04,709
But why? However, as you know,
we were in Barcelona recently,
534
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,167
but it wasn't just a holiday,
535
00:34:07,334 --> 00:34:11,292
because we actually did
even a visit to a specialist.
536
00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:13,584
You say it, say it.
537
00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:16,292
In short, miracle: I'm pregnant.
538
00:34:16,459 --> 00:34:20,542
But this is great news!
This is wonderful news!
539
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:27,001
- You have to listen to me.
You have to follow me. - You hurt me.
540
00:34:28,084 --> 00:34:31,376
Best wishes, darling. I love you so much.
541
00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:32,834
Mom.
542
00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:35,251
- Good.
- I always hope for enthusiasm.
543
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,251
Hurray!
544
00:34:40,917 --> 00:34:42,584
Hello everyone. Hola.
545
00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:45,834
Excuse me.
I almost forgot in the confusion.
546
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:49,376
We haven't returned from Barcelona
only with this good news,
547
00:34:49,542 --> 00:34:53,459
but also with this beautiful girl,
who will give us a hand during this period.
548
00:34:53,626 --> 00:34:54,584
Her name is Luce.
549
00:34:54,751 --> 00:34:57,292
- Damn you and you don't tell me?
- What should I tell you?
550
00:34:57,459 --> 00:35:00,834
Hi, I'm Andrea, a friend of Angelo.
551
00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:04,042
- Encantada, Luz. Luce, in Italian.
- In Italian Luce.
552
00:35:04,209 --> 00:35:06,626
- What are you doing? What happens?
- Nothing, let me introduce myself.
553
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:09,001
Ok, but Luce is very tired
and he must sleep.
554
00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:12,126
No, I don't have any money for anything.
555
00:35:12,292 --> 00:35:14,126
- So you're from Barcelona?
- Yes.
556
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:17,126
I've been there,
to watch the Champions League.
557
00:35:17,292 --> 00:35:20,501
Barcelona - Rome.
You made a big deal out of us like that.
558
00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:22,417
(SPEAK IN CATALAN)
559
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:28,751
- "Boat, always".
- I don't think you're interested.
560
00:35:28,917 --> 00:35:30,001
- Are you engaged?
- No.
561
00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:35,542
Me neither. We have two things in common:
football and singles.
562
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:38,667
"Singleness". “Yo single, how do you.”
563
00:35:38,834 --> 00:35:41,959
- "Soltero".
- Soltero. I am "only".
564
00:35:42,126 --> 00:35:46,459
- Excuse me, can you come here for a second?
- What do you want? Later.
565
00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:49,001
Later.
566
00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:54,542
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm "lonely", what the fuck do you want?
567
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:58,167
So, listen to me, you know
Area 51? I don't know if you know.
568
00:35:58,334 --> 00:36:01,792
It was an off-limits area, you know?
Here, this is area 51.
569
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,834
- It's late, I'm in love.
- Have you fallen in love?
570
00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:09,667
Yes. Sorry, you don't always tell me to find me
a good girl? I found it: Light.
571
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,876
Maybe you didn't understand,
Light is off, dark, poof, it's not there.
572
00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:15,251
From this speech, what should I understand?
573
00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:18,167
Let you eat
both the Milanese rice and the paella.
574
00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:21,667
- But you also make your friends happy, right?
- "Magna". Eat.
575
00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:25,334
Anyway... Listen,
I really ask you in friendship.
576
00:36:25,501 --> 00:36:29,209
Please leave her alone.
It's not difficult. Can you leave her alone?
577
00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:31,917
You still haven't responded
to my inference.
578
00:36:32,084 --> 00:36:34,834
- Can you do it for me?
- Yes, I can do it.
579
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:38,042
- Here it is. Thank you.
- Because I love you, though.
580
00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:45,542
Go Rome.
581
00:36:50,126 --> 00:36:52,292
Oh, he smiles at me.
582
00:36:56,251 --> 00:36:57,334
(BELL)
583
00:36:58,209 --> 00:37:02,751
Marta, can you go and open the door, please?
I'm correcting homework. Thank you.
584
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:04,376
(BELL)
585
00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:05,959
Light?
586
00:37:07,751 --> 00:37:10,834
Girls, don't argue, eh, I'll go.
587
00:37:14,042 --> 00:37:16,334
- Greetings.
- Good morning.
588
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,667
- Good morning.
- I'm the Doula.
589
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:22,209
Greetings. I'm... Angel.
590
00:37:24,126 --> 00:37:28,501
- And nothing, like that. Martha?
< Yes?
591
00:37:28,667 --> 00:37:32,292
- Ah, we were waiting for you.
- Dear.
592
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:37,417
Welcome. Thank you. What a beautiful energy.
593
00:37:40,084 --> 00:37:41,084
Dear.
594
00:37:41,251 --> 00:37:46,251
Well. Please come, come.
Please have a seat.
595
00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:50,126
- Excuse me, Marta?
- Yes?
596
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:52,459
- Who is?
- It's the Doula. I called her.
597
00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:53,667
Like a nanny?
598
00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:55,459
No, the Doula is a specialist,
599
00:37:55,626 --> 00:37:58,542
that helps women
to enter the world of motherhood.
600
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:01,626
Maybe it's not clear
one fundamental thing,
601
00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:04,167
this situation
it must be kept very secret.
602
00:38:04,334 --> 00:38:07,667
So, I wouldn't also add the Doula,
therefore the Doula does not.
603
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,209
- The Doula yes.
- The Doula doesn't.
604
00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:12,709
Yes. Angelo, reasons:
we won't be able to go to hospital.
605
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:16,001
We will need it
of someone experienced in home birth.
606
00:38:19,376 --> 00:38:24,251
- It is true. But who are you? You are a genius!
- Love!
607
00:38:30,334 --> 00:38:31,584
- The Doula.
- How beautiful.
608
00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:32,709
Ok...
609
00:38:32,876 --> 00:38:35,376
Dear. So...
610
00:38:38,084 --> 00:38:40,126
- Martha.
- Yes?
611
00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:42,251
- Martha.
- Twice.
612
00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:44,376
- Martha.
- Three times.
613
00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:47,667
- It's me.
- Are you the father of the child?
614
00:38:47,834 --> 00:38:50,001
- Yes.
- Or the pillow?
615
00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:55,001
- Here we are. - It's not a pillow,
It's really a prosthesis, dear.
616
00:38:55,167 --> 00:39:00,459
- Your baby is inside
his belly? - Well, absurdly, yes.
617
00:39:00,626 --> 00:39:05,626
It's a very beautiful thing,
but it's also a crime...
618
00:39:05,792 --> 00:39:07,459
universal.
619
00:39:07,626 --> 00:39:08,542
What a word!
620
00:39:08,709 --> 00:39:11,834
- It's a universal crime.
- Yes, I already understood at the first one.
621
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:16,709
In this regard,
Maybe we'd like some...
622
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:17,751
How can you tell?
623
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,751
- Discretion.
- Discretion, yes.
624
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:23,751
And I would like a little more money.
625
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:25,209
Yes, excuse me for a moment.
626
00:39:25,376 --> 00:39:29,042
I have a feeling
that the Doula is blackmailing us.
627
00:39:29,209 --> 00:39:30,542
- I ask.
- Ask.
628
00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:34,709
Sorry, Doula, that last sentence
Is this to be understood as blackmail?
629
00:39:34,876 --> 00:39:36,001
- Yes.
- Yes.
630
00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,001
I've always been greedy.
631
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,751
But I appreciate it, eh.
Because honesty in life is everything.
632
00:39:42,917 --> 00:39:44,584
That is, even in extortion.
633
00:39:44,751 --> 00:39:46,376
Ok, then let's quantify.
634
00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:51,417
So, first, you need to know
that childbirth is very painful.
635
00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:57,667
In the first months the woman will be able to feel,
due to hormonal changes,
636
00:39:57,834 --> 00:39:58,834
very anxious...
637
00:39:59,001 --> 00:40:00,751
- Anxious.
- It is true.
638
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:04,209
Nervous, irritable...
639
00:40:04,376 --> 00:40:08,251
But I'm calm. Super calm.
640
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,917
Hijo de puta!
641
00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:15,167
You have to die, you son of a bitch!
642
00:40:15,334 --> 00:40:18,292
- Luce, are you okay?
- No, everything's fine, no!
643
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,126
(IN SPANISH)
He said he loved Daniela,
644
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:22,501
then he goes away for a week
and falls in love with Anna!
645
00:40:22,709 --> 00:40:24,584
Damn man!
646
00:40:25,584 --> 00:40:29,126
Anyway, I think
than this hormonal storm thing
647
00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,542
you're exaggerating a bit.
648
00:40:30,709 --> 00:40:32,959
It's making me a little anxious. So...
649
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:36,209
Do you really think that pregnancy
is it a walk?
650
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:39,834
- No, in fact I didn't say it.
- If you think that, you're an idiot. Yes.
651
00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:42,084
I didn't mean it, I said...
652
00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:45,626
You don't have a messed up mind
from hormonal storms.
653
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,709
- Not even you.
- Not you.
654
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:50,042
Of course not. Martha?
655
00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:54,584
Love! Love!
656
00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:59,334
But you can have fucking ice cream
in this house?!?!
657
00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:04,459
Yes, a second, after the hug.
Yes, love, you need to calm down.
658
00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:08,834
- You have to stay calm.
- Love...
659
00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:12,126
Love.
660
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:24,417
- I am fine.
- Well. No, because I was feeling a little...
661
00:41:24,584 --> 00:41:26,584
- Honey.
- Tell me, my love.
662
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:29,417
In your opinion,
Will I get back in shape like before?
663
00:41:29,584 --> 00:41:31,167
You feel like it, you're not pregnant.
664
00:41:31,334 --> 00:41:37,209
But what do you know? What do you know?
No, what do you know? I hate you!
665
00:41:37,376 --> 00:41:38,417
- Ice-cream!
- I hate you!
666
00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:40,251
Ice-cream!
667
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,251
See, they said... Sounds good to me, come on.
668
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,501
- My love, see you later.
- Hi sweetie.
669
00:42:01,542 --> 00:42:03,709
Here. I'll give it to you.
670
00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:09,459
Guys, it's me! Don't be scared.
671
00:42:09,626 --> 00:42:12,876
Then you tell me I'll come in with the keys
and I do as I please.
672
00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:15,667
You start acting out,
every time.
673
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:17,167
- Hello, Andrea.
- Light.
674
00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,251
HI. What happens?
675
00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:21,876
What's going on? Nothing, I was passing by here
and I came to say hello.
676
00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:25,917
Oh, okay.
No, it's just that Angelo and Marta went out.
677
00:42:26,084 --> 00:42:30,334
Oh, did they come out? Darnit. Listen,
but tonight there is Rome - Barcelona.
678
00:42:30,501 --> 00:42:33,417
- Champions League, do you remember?
- Claro, go Barca.
679
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:37,417
No, come on Rome.
Idea: what if we saw it together?
680
00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:40,084
Thank you,
You don't know how much I miss Barca.
681
00:42:40,251 --> 00:42:41,834
I'll take my jacket and let's go, okay?
682
00:42:42,001 --> 00:42:46,251
- No, no, it's early. The game is tonight.
- And how long does it take to the stadium?
683
00:42:46,417 --> 00:42:49,751
The stadium? No, but they play in Rome.
684
00:42:49,917 --> 00:42:55,292
It's far away, the stadium. 574 km.
Far from here.
685
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,751
My house is closer.
686
00:42:57,917 --> 00:43:02,709
We sit on the sofa.
I have the 65 inch 4K.
687
00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:08,167
And in the interval, omelette with potatoes.
It's from yesterday, but it's in the fridge, it's delicious.
688
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:10,667
- The omelette.
- Don't like it?
689
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,417
This is a party
or I veo it to the camp or res.
690
00:43:14,584 --> 00:43:17,251
- "Res"?
- Either to the camp or nothing.
691
00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:21,542
"Nada"? Oh, no. Nada, no.
692
00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:31,959
Andrea, thank you.
693
00:43:32,126 --> 00:43:36,376
But of what? This is the Olimpico,
the great and magical Rome plays here.
694
00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:39,834
My favorite team.
Great passion, great victories.
695
00:43:40,001 --> 00:43:43,001
- Go Barca! Go Barca!
- Oh, what are you talking about?
696
00:43:43,167 --> 00:43:44,542
- Come on...
- Shh.
697
00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:47,626
No, no, I'll explain something to you.
698
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:52,042
The southern curve
it's like a big hive of bees.
699
00:43:52,209 --> 00:43:55,126
- How do you say "bees" in Spanish?
- "Abejas".
700
00:43:55,292 --> 00:43:56,751
“Abejas, abejas.”
701
00:43:56,917 --> 00:44:01,251
These abejas are in the southern curve
and they make honey, cute, cute.
702
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:04,167
But one thing you must not do, you,
to these trees.
703
00:44:04,334 --> 00:44:08,334
- You don't have to fuck with him. Clear?
- I won't break it.
704
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:10,584
- Do you swear? Because otherwise...
- I swear.
705
00:44:10,751 --> 00:44:13,292
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
706
00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,876
- Love.
- Tell me, darling.
707
00:44:16,042 --> 00:44:19,251
- We have a problem.
- But a new one or those that already...
708
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:22,001
Luce has gone out and isn't answering the phone.
709
00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:25,751
Calm down, let's not always think of the worst.
Let's try to understand where it is.
710
00:44:25,917 --> 00:44:27,459
- I know.
- And where is he?
711
00:44:27,626 --> 00:44:31,584
- But promise not to call me crazy
control freak? - All right.
712
00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:32,626
- Promise?
- Yes.
713
00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:36,709
- I put an AirTag in his jacket.
- Crazy control freak.
714
00:44:36,876 --> 00:44:39,876
- You don't keep your promises.
- Yes, but you're not normal.
715
00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:45,251
- Rome, Foro Italico.
- Foro Italico? Olympic Stadium. Andrew!
716
00:44:45,417 --> 00:44:50,542
(together) Rome, alé! Rome, alé!
Alé, Rome, alé! Alé, Rome, alé!
717
00:44:52,917 --> 00:44:55,626
Come on! Come on!
718
00:44:57,542 --> 00:45:02,167
What a spectacle the Olimpico is, eh?
Great players have played here.
719
00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:06,001
Bomber Pruzzo, Rudi Voller, Scarnecchia.
720
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:10,376
- "Sarecchia"?
- No, Scarnecchia. Let it go.
721
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:11,792
(MOBILE)
722
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,459
Angel, tell me.
723
00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:17,501
Andrea, listen, it's no coincidence,
many times, do you know where Luce is?
724
00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:19,209
Who? I can't hear you.
725
00:45:19,376 --> 00:45:22,042
Luce, the Spanish girl,
who lives in our house.
726
00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:25,501
The one I told you
that you shouldn't have called or seen.
727
00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:29,167
Take her home,
otherwise I'll kill you with my own hands!
728
00:45:29,334 --> 00:45:33,917
< Ah, that Light? Yes, stay here with me,
we're watching the game together.
729
00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:36,167
Everything under control, calm.
730
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:39,751
< The problem is not the match,
but the place.
731
00:45:39,917 --> 00:45:44,084
It's not that many times, by chance,
are you at the Olympic stadium in Rome?
732
00:45:44,251 --> 00:45:47,167
Angelo, my battery collapsed,
I don't hear you anymore.
733
00:45:47,334 --> 00:45:49,542
I have to buy the power bank.
734
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:58,001
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Go Barca!
735
00:45:58,167 --> 00:46:00,167
Oh, what are you talking about?
736
00:46:01,209 --> 00:46:04,042
- But who is this?
- No, he's joking.
737
00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:07,167
- Oh, who is your friend, the Spanish girl?
- No, who knows her.
738
00:46:07,334 --> 00:46:09,501
I'm not Spanish, I'm Catalan.
739
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,917
Oh, the Catalan provokes.
740
00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:15,834
Bella, we don't touch women here,
but we'll break your man completely.
741
00:46:16,001 --> 00:46:17,917
Come, here you are. Come, macho man.
742
00:46:18,084 --> 00:46:21,084
Sit down,
otherwise we'll do the bullfight and I'll be the bull.
743
00:46:21,251 --> 00:46:23,459
- Why do you have to break me?
- All right.
744
00:46:23,626 --> 00:46:26,667
Let it go.
Football is beautiful, we don't argue.
745
00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:28,834
Go Rome, go wolves.
746
00:46:29,001 --> 00:46:33,417
(TV) We must also point out
some clashes in the stands,
747
00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:38,001
among the Roma fans,
for apparently inexplicable reasons.
748
00:46:49,876 --> 00:46:51,126
Andrea, come here.
749
00:46:52,084 --> 00:46:54,501
Come on, come here. I don't do anything to you.
750
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,084
Even my mother said it,
and then it swelled me up.
751
00:46:57,251 --> 00:47:00,542
- If I come, it's worse. You come.
- My father said this.
752
00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:04,334
- Swear you won't do anything to me.
- I swear.
753
00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:10,626
- Oh, you swore, huh.
- Certain.
754
00:47:13,084 --> 00:47:15,667
- You swore.
- I lied.
755
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:18,459
- Luce, are you okay?
- Yes, I'm happy.
756
00:47:18,626 --> 00:47:20,292
That's the only thing that matters.
757
00:47:20,459 --> 00:47:22,709
Anyway, I'm fine too,
if you are interested.
758
00:47:22,876 --> 00:47:25,667
Despite the beatings I took
thanks to this crazy girl,
759
00:47:25,834 --> 00:47:26,959
because this is crazy.
760
00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:29,167
Andrea, but I told you.
761
00:47:29,334 --> 00:47:31,834
Yes, but you are pregnant
and you can't do the ultra.
762
00:47:32,001 --> 00:47:34,876
Indeed. What do you mean she's pregnant?
763
00:47:35,042 --> 00:47:36,251
Eh, what does that mean?
764
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:39,751
Yes, ok, but I'm embarrassed,
I'm not dead.
765
00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:42,626
No, stop for a moment,
Now I'm embarrassed.
766
00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:44,376
If I knew, I wouldn't have taken it.
767
00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:46,709
As you understood
that we were in Rome?
768
00:47:46,876 --> 00:47:49,167
- Why, didn't you tell him?
- No.
769
00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:53,834
Oh well, that's not important, let's say.
770
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:58,292
No, no, it matters, it matters.
Did they spy on me?
771
00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:00,876
Did they spy on me?
772
00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:03,251
Martha?
773
00:48:12,001 --> 00:48:13,251
Excuse me.
774
00:48:14,209 --> 00:48:16,042
We were worried about you.
775
00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:19,042
No, no, chicos.
I'm not your incubator, okay?
776
00:48:19,209 --> 00:48:22,292
I am a woman and you should respect...
No, no more.
777
00:48:22,459 --> 00:48:24,084
- No, Luce?
- Ninth.
778
00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:25,251
Light?
779
00:48:26,334 --> 00:48:28,334
Let me ask you something: who is the father?
780
00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:32,126
Forget it, it's a bad story.
How did the match go?
781
00:48:32,292 --> 00:48:34,459
Forget it, it's a bad story.
782
00:48:37,209 --> 00:48:40,334
Look, he's fine.
783
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:44,334
- Do you want to know the sex?
- Well, absolutely yes.
784
00:48:44,501 --> 00:48:47,751
- I would advise you to wait.
- In fact I would wait.
785
00:48:47,917 --> 00:48:50,209
- I want to know it.
- You want to know.
786
00:48:50,376 --> 00:48:51,626
Is she nina or nino?
787
00:48:51,792 --> 00:48:54,376
Eh, nino or nina, we'll see.
788
00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:58,209
Around the age of 15 or 16,
when he decides what he wants to become.
789
00:48:58,376 --> 00:48:59,501
As?
790
00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:03,167
Yes, this thing is beautiful,
that is decided today...
791
00:49:03,334 --> 00:49:05,084
But now the question is:
792
00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:08,459
in this moment here, now,
has it or doesn't it...
793
00:49:09,417 --> 00:49:10,584
No, it hasn't.
794
00:49:10,751 --> 00:49:12,584
- He hasn't! It's female!
- Yes!
795
00:49:12,751 --> 00:49:13,626
Is she Nina?
796
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:17,501
- Let's go!
- Nina for now.
797
00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:23,126
Here we are, girls, at the final stages.
798
00:49:23,292 --> 00:49:26,459
So, we have Raffaella,
the most favourite,
799
00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:28,667
against the outsider Lisa.
800
00:49:28,834 --> 00:49:29,876
Lisa as Mona.
801
00:49:30,042 --> 00:49:34,459
No. No, not like Mona.
In Italian better not.
802
00:49:34,626 --> 00:49:35,459
(BELL)
803
00:49:35,626 --> 00:49:37,667
- Where are you going?
- They rang.
804
00:49:37,834 --> 00:49:40,209
- Love, the belly.
- Voy yo.
805
00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:43,626
But, dear darling,
or we always remember it...
806
00:49:43,792 --> 00:49:47,626
- I know, I know.
- Eh, "I know". Wait, let me see you.
807
00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:53,459
Hey there? Cuckoo! Surprise inspection.
808
00:49:53,626 --> 00:49:56,542
Visit, what an inspection.
We brought a snack.
809
00:49:56,709 --> 00:49:57,542
Thanks, mom.
810
00:49:57,709 --> 00:50:01,042
How wonderful.
We've been seeing each other more and more often lately.
811
00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:02,501
You'll have to get used to it,
812
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:07,251
because I want to be present
at the birth of my grandson, okay?
813
00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:09,417
Or should I say "my" niece.
814
00:50:09,584 --> 00:50:12,834
So it's a female?
But you didn't tell us anything?
815
00:50:13,001 --> 00:50:16,001
- We found out very recently.
- Yes, it will be 20 minutes.
816
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:19,167
- And where is Concetta, my mother's name?
- Concetta?
817
00:50:19,334 --> 00:50:23,417
So, in the meantime, beautiful name,
because we also talked about it a little,
818
00:50:23,584 --> 00:50:24,834
and we had chosen that.
819
00:50:25,001 --> 00:50:27,334
But then unfortunately
in the fight for the round of 16,
820
00:50:27,501 --> 00:50:31,084
she collided with Iris
and on penalties it went out, it went out.
821
00:50:31,251 --> 00:50:34,376
Ay, that pain. He throws me patadas.
822
00:50:34,542 --> 00:50:37,209
"He throws me patadas"
It's a bit of a strange expression.
823
00:50:37,376 --> 00:50:39,001
- He kicks me.
- What love!
824
00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:42,334
Sorry, but she's pregnant
also the au pair?
825
00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:44,334
No, absolutely not.
826
00:50:44,501 --> 00:50:47,959
- Why not? He kicks him.
- In fact she is pregnant. Of course she's pregnant.
827
00:50:48,126 --> 00:50:49,917
- And why?
- And why?
828
00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:54,167
But because today women are a bit like that.
Today women synchronize.
829
00:50:54,334 --> 00:50:56,376
They're like the tides with the moon, aren't they?
830
00:50:56,542 --> 00:50:59,584
There is a study
from the University of Massachusetts...
831
00:50:59,751 --> 00:51:02,417
Let's go over there, perfect.
This side, straight ahead.
832
00:51:02,584 --> 00:51:03,501
Kick.
833
00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:06,876
It's very painful, this thing.
834
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:09,542
- You have to get rid of the girl.
- Why?
835
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:12,001
Haven't you figured it out yet?
They screwed you.
836
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:16,584
You hired an already pregnant, and therefore
will not be able to carry out his duties,
837
00:51:16,751 --> 00:51:18,459
let alone look after Marta.
838
00:51:18,626 --> 00:51:22,376
So, even if reluctantly,
we have to send it back to Spain.
839
00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:25,917
No, I'm sorry, but I can't do it.
We can't do it.
840
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:28,709
We also promised him.
I would never do it.
841
00:51:28,876 --> 00:51:34,709
This scruple does you honor, however,
don't worry, I know the law.
842
00:51:34,876 --> 00:51:38,084
There are all extremes
for the termination of the contract,
843
00:51:38,251 --> 00:51:40,167
since she hid it from you.
844
00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:41,917
Which contract?
845
00:51:42,084 --> 00:51:43,501
Like "what contract"?
846
00:51:43,667 --> 00:51:47,584
You took on Light,
without putting it under a regular contract?
847
00:51:48,501 --> 00:51:51,959
But they are the basics for living in Italy.
What is he doing?
848
00:51:52,126 --> 00:51:56,084
This is social security fraud.
You'll get away with a nice fine.
849
00:51:56,251 --> 00:51:58,209
- No.
- Yes.
850
00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,376
No.
851
00:51:59,542 --> 00:52:03,126
But yes. And thank heaven
that Spain is in the European Union,
852
00:52:03,292 --> 00:52:06,709
otherwise you would get caught too
competition in illegal immigration.
853
00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:08,376
- No.
- Yes.
854
00:52:17,876 --> 00:52:22,417
Here they are, the fried artichokes.
Egyptian recipe, something...
855
00:52:22,584 --> 00:52:26,209
- Try them, because they are delicious.
- No, I'm already a mess.
856
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:28,834
- Honey, it's Christmas, make an exception.
- Ninth.
857
00:52:29,001 --> 00:52:30,126
- Artichokes?
- Yes.
858
00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:31,501
Can I have one?
859
00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:36,042
No, you can't, darling. You're pregnant,
it can't. Fried, palm oil...
860
00:52:36,209 --> 00:52:39,667
I mean, my daughter yes and Luce no?
How come? Why?
861
00:52:39,834 --> 00:52:42,542
How come? Why? Excellent question.
862
00:52:42,709 --> 00:52:44,751
Why? Because I forget.
863
00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:48,334
It's incredible, it happens to me
a lot of times, even at lunch.
864
00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:51,834
No, you're pregnant, there's no point in insisting.
You can't eat them.
865
00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:56,751
866
00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:58,542
This.
867
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,709
Don't be afraid, family,
because it's me.
868
00:53:01,876 --> 00:53:05,459
869
00:53:05,626 --> 00:53:09,292
- Merry Christmas, family.
(together) Merry Christmas.
870
00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:11,251
A curiosity: weren't you on duty?
871
00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:14,001
I'm on duty.
I came by to wish you well.
872
00:53:14,167 --> 00:53:17,876
Among other things I brought you
this beautiful pandoro, from bed 26.
873
00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:20,709
He didn't make it through the night.
It can happen.
874
00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:23,417
Never have surgery
during the Christmas holidays,
875
00:53:23,584 --> 00:53:25,376
because you know how it ends, right?
876
00:53:25,542 --> 00:53:28,876
The head doctor goes to the Maldives,
the assistant in Cortina.
877
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:33,459
The interns remain
and they do the training on you.
878
00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:36,751
So she admits
of being an absentee.
879
00:53:36,917 --> 00:53:41,334
Don't hit on me.
I work at home.
880
00:53:42,459 --> 00:53:44,667
In fact, I brought here
881
00:53:44,834 --> 00:53:49,167
mapping the creature's DNA.
882
00:53:50,042 --> 00:53:52,001
- It's okay, Luce.
- Thank you.
883
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:56,334
Sorry, but the mapping
of the other creature, that is, of my niece?
884
00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:59,417
- We've already done that.
- Where did you do it?
885
00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,376
- Huh?
- Where did you do it?
886
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:03,459
- In another hospital.
- Yes.
887
00:54:04,334 --> 00:54:07,251
- What is it?
- You stabbed me here.
888
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:08,834
Come on, it's not that serious.
889
00:54:09,001 --> 00:54:11,709
- Have I ever made you pay for a ticket?
- No.
890
00:54:11,876 --> 00:54:15,542
Have I ever made you stand in line?
Did I deserve this?
891
00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:19,792
Listen, Angelo, you can come for a moment
over there, what should I tell you two things?
892
00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:22,167
- But we're eating.
- Come, come.
893
00:54:23,709 --> 00:54:26,292
It hurts my neck a lot.
894
00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:28,626
- Why?
- I understood everything.
895
00:54:28,792 --> 00:54:33,001
You, the Spanish nanny, the son
that she carries in her womb: I understood everything.
896
00:54:33,167 --> 00:54:33,917
But understood what?
897
00:54:34,084 --> 00:54:37,709
Don't keep denying.
What you did is horrendous.
898
00:54:37,876 --> 00:54:40,709
I know. What I did
it is a universal crime.
899
00:54:40,876 --> 00:54:43,042
"Universal", now don't exaggerate.
900
00:54:43,209 --> 00:54:45,751
You're a dirty man,
but not a criminal.
901
00:54:45,917 --> 00:54:49,626
- Excuse me, in what sense? I don't follow her.
- You're not following me? - No.
902
00:54:49,792 --> 00:54:53,584
Sorry, your wife is expecting a child
and you also make trouble with the nanny?
903
00:54:53,751 --> 00:54:57,126
me with the nanny? Except I don't like it
because he's too young,
904
00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:58,459
but then I would never do it.
905
00:54:58,626 --> 00:55:00,292
- I don't believe you.
- I would never do that.
906
00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:03,751
I said I don't believe you.
However this is useful to me.
907
00:55:03,917 --> 00:55:07,501
- What an insane pain.
- Where do they keep the bags here?
908
00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:11,709
- I need your DNA.
- For what reason?
909
00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:14,417
Why the test
what Luce did to her baby
910
00:55:14,584 --> 00:55:16,834
it will confirm that you are the father.
911
00:55:19,292 --> 00:55:20,542
Ninth.
912
00:55:20,709 --> 00:55:23,542
You turned pale.
You looked down.
913
00:55:23,709 --> 00:55:27,042
- Ergo, you're lying.
- It's not that I'm lying because I looked down.
914
00:55:27,209 --> 00:55:29,751
- Shrugs: you keep lying.
- But that's not true.
915
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:32,001
However, if I was wrong,
916
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:35,292
I'll be the first to give it to you
my deepest apologies, is that clear?
917
00:55:35,459 --> 00:55:36,834
Merry Christmas.
918
00:55:46,001 --> 00:55:49,626
- Colonel?
- Ah, Luce, hello.
919
00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,501
I was walking and I saw her.
920
00:55:51,667 --> 00:55:54,251
Good. It's good for you
do some exercise in your state.
921
00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:57,751
Now I have to leave you
because I have a sensitive investigation underway.
922
00:55:57,917 --> 00:56:02,251
I have to deliver a report
to two of my former colleagues. HI.
923
00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:06,417
- "Forgive me, I just want to thank you."
- Thank me why?
924
00:56:06,584 --> 00:56:09,209
Treat me like one of the family,
in my condition.
925
00:56:09,376 --> 00:56:12,542
I know you could have sent me back
like a "package".
926
00:56:12,709 --> 00:56:17,667
No, but let's go.
We Italians are "muy welcoming".
927
00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:21,084
- Can I hug you?
- How?
928
00:56:21,251 --> 00:56:22,709
Hug them, like that.
929
00:56:23,667 --> 00:56:27,792
- Gracias, colonel, gracias.
- Please, please.
930
00:56:40,334 --> 00:56:43,751
- Here I am.
- Were you able to replace the sample?
931
00:56:44,876 --> 00:56:46,042
(IN SPANISH)
Child's play.
932
00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:48,209
(together) Very good.
933
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:56,417
Come, come. Look where I took you?
934
00:56:56,584 --> 00:56:57,834
I'm fascinated by this site.
935
00:56:58,001 --> 00:56:59,292
- Do you like it?
- Yes.
936
00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:01,584
- All stuff...
- El Espacio, right?
937
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:03,334
Space, good.
938
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:07,209
(SONG: "THE BEAUTIFUL
BLUE DANUBE" BY ONDREJ LENARD)
939
00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:22,042
- Come, come. Look who I present to you.
Miss Luce. - Encantada, Luz.
940
00:57:22,209 --> 00:57:24,751
Come here.
Listen, let's take a picture.
941
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:27,292
No, not the photo, Andrea.
I'm ugly, please.
942
00:57:27,459 --> 00:57:30,209
But how ugly, come on.
A souvenir photo, right?
943
00:57:30,376 --> 00:57:32,542
- Make me happy. A photo of you and me.
- Okay.
944
00:57:32,709 --> 00:57:33,917
Laugh.
945
00:57:37,667 --> 00:57:39,501
What is this, like a desert?
946
00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:43,126
I can't believe it. Look, what strength.
947
00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,001
Those rare flowers.
948
00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:47,459
How neat.
949
00:57:47,626 --> 00:57:50,459
I'm afraid that maybe
some animals come out of me.
950
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:54,459
Amazing... I think I hit the wall.
951
00:57:55,334 --> 00:57:59,417
- It looks like Mars.
- Yes, huh? A desert.
952
00:58:01,542 --> 00:58:05,417
But wasn't Mars uninhabited?
Light, has anyone touched you?
953
00:58:05,584 --> 00:58:07,751
- No, not here.
- yes.
954
00:58:08,626 --> 00:58:11,959
One more time now.
Kind of like a slapping sensation.
955
00:58:12,126 --> 00:58:13,251
No, I don't feel anything.
956
00:58:14,501 --> 00:58:17,376
Yes, but
because this is the third one they give me.
957
00:58:18,292 --> 00:58:21,584
But what are you doing here?
But what are you doing here?
958
00:58:21,751 --> 00:58:25,042
Crazy, what a coincidence!
You too here.
959
00:58:25,667 --> 00:58:26,792
(IN SPANISH)
Have you followed me yet?
960
00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:27,751
Ninth.
961
00:58:27,917 --> 00:58:29,167
No? Liars!
962
00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,667
Where did you put the tracker
this time?
963
00:58:33,167 --> 00:58:34,459
In the bag you gave me?
964
00:58:35,167 --> 00:58:37,626
Is it in the bag you gave me, Marta?!
965
00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:40,084
I'm a bad person.
966
00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:43,292
(IN SPANISH) Yes I agree!
I can't stand this drama anymore!
967
00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:44,792
Light?
968
00:58:46,709 --> 00:58:49,792
Don't look at me like that, don't say anything to me.
I was wrong.
969
00:58:49,959 --> 00:58:53,001
I said I'd leave her alone
and instead I continued.
970
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:55,417
Please,
we're talking about one thing.
971
00:58:55,584 --> 00:58:56,876
And what did you do instead?
972
00:58:57,042 --> 00:59:01,251
And instead... Can I tell you something?
I want to get my head straight.
973
00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:06,209
I want to raise this little girl.
I want to take her to the zoo, to the stadium...
974
00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:09,417
Yes, at the stadium. And anyway
you don't take it anywhere.
975
00:59:09,584 --> 00:59:10,792
And why? Is it yours?
976
00:59:10,959 --> 00:59:15,876
Here, in this regard, you know
your half friend, the luminary?
977
00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:17,542
Of course, I introduced him to you.
978
00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:20,376
He helped us do this thing
thanks to Luce.
979
00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:22,126
I don't understand shit.
980
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:25,542
- Marta is not pregnant.
- So there's only one child?
981
00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:29,376
Yes, and I'll tell you more:
our son is in Luce's belly.
982
00:59:29,542 --> 00:59:31,126
Why didn't you tell me?
983
00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:36,126
Because I love you.
Otherwise you would then become an accomplice and punishable.
984
00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:41,084
"Punishable"? Punishable for what?
But who knows you? But what do you want?
985
00:59:41,251 --> 00:59:45,626
I'm going back to Mars now,
and I don't even know you. Go, handsome.
986
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:48,584
Ao, you've pissed me off! Get up.
987
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,126
I have to get the ladyfingers.
988
00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:53,876
I want to make tiramisu
which Angelo likes.
989
00:59:55,167 --> 00:59:57,709
I should be the one having the cravings,
anyway.
990
00:59:57,876 --> 01:00:01,167
I'm so mortified
because of how your father behaved.
991
01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:05,042
He did the DNA test on him, that crazy guy.
I have to make it up to you.
992
01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:07,001
But Angelo knows what dad is like.
993
01:00:07,167 --> 01:00:09,292
He's your father
who doesn't know what Angelo is like.
994
01:00:09,459 --> 01:00:14,042
- To think that he might have gotten pregnant
the au pair, come on. - Crazy.
995
01:00:14,834 --> 01:00:15,667
Hate!
996
01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:19,626
- Oh, my God! Ma'am, excuse me.
- Nothing happened.
997
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:23,626
What do we know? The blow was strong.
Let's go to the hospital immediately.
998
01:00:23,792 --> 01:00:25,709
- No.
- They have to do the ultrasound.
999
01:00:25,876 --> 01:00:27,209
No, no, not the hospital.
1000
01:00:27,376 --> 01:00:28,376
- Yes, yes.
- Ninth.
1001
01:00:28,542 --> 01:00:32,001
We're not joking. I waited too long
a granddaughter to take a risk.
1002
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:34,792
Come on, come on. Murderer.
1003
01:00:41,167 --> 01:00:42,376
(MOBILE)
1004
01:00:44,209 --> 01:00:45,292
Martha, tell me.
1005
01:00:45,459 --> 01:00:49,626
Love, bye. Look, I had
a small accident at the supermarket.
1006
01:00:49,792 --> 01:00:53,667
No, I'm fine, but just to be safe
I'm going to the hospital with mom.
1007
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:55,042
01:00:59,542
- Eh, why? Because I got it
a blow to the stomach. - A nice blow!
1009
01:00:59,709 --> 01:01:04,084
Since I am six months pregnant,
as you remember,
1010
01:01:04,251 --> 01:01:06,167
Well, the mother fears that the little girl...
1011
01:01:06,334 --> 01:01:09,209
Angel, don't worry,
I'll take care of Marta.
1012
01:01:09,376 --> 01:01:11,251
We are almost at the hospital.
1013
01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:14,667
- But which hospital?
- The hospital where Andrea works.
1014
01:01:14,834 --> 01:01:17,126
- Andrea, an emergency.
- Light?
1015
01:01:17,292 --> 01:01:21,209
01:01:23,959
- Oh God, what are you saying?
- It's a pillow, Andrea.
1017
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:26,084
Oh yeah, it's a pillow. So what?
1018
01:01:26,251 --> 01:01:30,167
So the mother wants to do an ultrasound,
to find out if the baby is okay.
1019
01:01:30,334 --> 01:01:33,126
01:01:36,626
- Okay, I'll "crotch" something now, come on.
01:01:42,626
Here I am, I'll take care of it, don't worry.
1022
01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:45,459
Code red, gentlemen!
Please, move!
1023
01:01:45,626 --> 01:01:46,792
Grandma, will you get up?
1024
01:01:46,959 --> 01:01:49,501
Look, me too
I'm code red, you know?
1025
01:01:49,667 --> 01:01:53,251
But go home.
Go and die in your bed.
1026
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:58,251
You lie down, turn on the television,
put on Rete Quattro and let yourself go.
1027
01:01:59,126 --> 01:02:00,542
But fuck you.
1028
01:02:01,626 --> 01:02:05,959
- Come, come. Take a seat here.
You're welcome, ma'am. - Yes, yes.
1029
01:02:06,126 --> 01:02:08,959
She sits here,
in front of the monitor, fixed.
1030
01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:11,917
- Please,
don't turn around and don't come that way. - Ninth.
1031
01:02:12,084 --> 01:02:15,126
It's protocol, be patient.
Marta comes with me.
1032
01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:20,667
You look at the monitor, fixed.
Come, Martha. Come over here for a moment.
1033
01:02:20,834 --> 01:02:23,751
- Oh, be quiet, don't say a word,
I recommend. - Why?
1034
01:02:23,917 --> 01:02:27,042
Because otherwise I'll send you back below
to queue until tonight.
1035
01:02:27,209 --> 01:02:28,084
Then I'm silent.
1036
01:02:32,251 --> 01:02:35,709
(with a Milanese accent) Hello,
I'm Professor Riciardulli.
1037
01:02:35,876 --> 01:02:37,459
Sorry, I was a little late.
1038
01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:39,459
Hello, doctor.
1039
01:02:39,626 --> 01:02:42,292
Doctor?
My daughter took a big hit.
1040
01:02:42,459 --> 01:02:45,876
Yes, don't worry,
because I am also a traumatologist,
1041
01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:49,876
so I can control it well.
1042
01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:53,667
- Traumatologist, him.
- Yes, why, don't you know?
1043
01:02:53,834 --> 01:02:57,917
- It's the first time I've heard it.
- Did you turn on the ultrasound?
1044
01:02:58,084 --> 01:03:01,709
It's not up to me to do it,
but I turned it on for him out of respect,
1045
01:03:01,876 --> 01:03:03,542
but here everyone does as you like.
1046
01:03:03,709 --> 01:03:05,834
Ah, so we all do as we please.
1047
01:03:06,001 --> 01:03:09,501
She marks very badly,
and I'll get her fired.
1048
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:13,667
But I'm going to raise a labor dispute with you.
You don't know me, I don't know you.
1049
01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:17,584
No, I'll tell him the last thing.
Look, you don't know me, I...
1050
01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:20,209
- Don't dare.
- Alright, let's end it here.
1051
01:03:20,376 --> 01:03:22,917
- Enough.
- Enough. He started it.
1052
01:03:23,084 --> 01:03:26,667
So, let's do this nice ultrasound.
1053
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,001
Here I am. How is it going?
1054
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:32,667
The professor is visiting her back there.
1055
01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,751
- Which professor?
- Professor...
1056
01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,376
(Marta) Love?
1057
01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:41,292
Don't worry, I'm here with Andrea,
and with Doctor... Riciardulli.
1058
01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:45,417
Yes, hello, I'm Professor Riciardulli.
1059
01:03:45,584 --> 01:03:48,751
- We have the professor here.
- There, do you understand?
1060
01:03:48,917 --> 01:03:50,376
Yes, yes, I understand.
1061
01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:52,459
So, here we are...
1062
01:03:53,334 --> 01:03:58,042
We should see the little girl. Do you see?
1063
01:03:58,209 --> 01:04:02,584
Yes. How exciting, my granddaughter!
1064
01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:05,751
Angelo, how similar to you.
1065
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:09,126
But that's how it is, the female
he looks more and more like his dad.
1066
01:04:09,292 --> 01:04:11,084
Angelo, he has 20 fingers!
1067
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:14,584
Please,
put an end to these comments.
1068
01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:17,501
Rather,
his heart beats perfectly.
1069
01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:19,334
I would say everything is fine.
1070
01:04:19,501 --> 01:04:22,042
Oh, what a relief! Let's go, mom.
1071
01:04:22,209 --> 01:04:26,834
- But are you sure it's a female?
- Yes, they said it's a girl.
1072
01:04:27,709 --> 01:04:30,917
No, because that seems like a...
1073
01:04:32,209 --> 01:04:33,626
Fuck.
1074
01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,459
Oh well...
1075
01:04:36,626 --> 01:04:41,167
You see, today the world has changed,
today the world is fluid.
1076
01:04:41,334 --> 01:04:44,792
Maybe you're born one way
and then you become another.
1077
01:04:44,959 --> 01:04:47,959
Let's say that this little girl...
1078
01:04:48,126 --> 01:04:51,917
Fuck it. Fuck it!
1079
01:04:52,084 --> 01:04:55,251
(SONG: "SHOULD IT BE? SHALL IT BE SHE?"
BY MARIO FORTE)
1080
01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:04,834
Now that we've cleared our minds,
let's fill it.
1081
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:09,542
Of thoughts, anxieties,
fear, worries.
1082
01:05:10,417 --> 01:05:14,459
Because in the seventh month
preparation for childbirth begins.
1083
01:05:14,626 --> 01:05:16,376
We know that childbirth is...
1084
01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:19,042
(together) Extremely painful.
1085
01:05:19,209 --> 01:05:21,126
But really painful.
1086
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:24,209
However,
to make the pain more interesting,
1087
01:05:24,376 --> 01:05:28,542
instead of the classic one,
we can do naturist birth.
1088
01:05:28,709 --> 01:05:32,709
I like this naturist thing.
The word itself says something.
1089
01:05:32,876 --> 01:05:38,376
We will all be naked. I'll be naked too.
It will be a lot of fun.
1090
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:42,251
As for the classic, however,
you are never wrong. I would say it...
1091
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:44,376
Angelo, you don't have to decide.
1092
01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:48,417
- We decide, because we are pregnant.
- I don't talk.
1093
01:05:48,584 --> 01:05:51,917
Then, all naked, we will eat the placenta.
1094
01:05:53,459 --> 01:05:57,876
It is not mandatory to eat it.
Only the most daring.
1095
01:05:58,042 --> 01:06:01,376
- It's optional.
- If it's optional, then...
1096
01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:06,459
Sorry. By the way, Angelo, remember
Dad's birthday is on Saturday.
1097
01:06:06,626 --> 01:06:08,209
- Optional?
- No.
1098
01:06:08,376 --> 01:06:09,626
Imagine.
1099
01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:23,709
I'm telling you, it's full of carabinieri,
we don't do bullshit.
1100
01:06:23,876 --> 01:06:27,417
I was telling Marta that these prostheses
They are gorgeous, she looks pregnant.
1101
01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,292
- But it's not.
- I understand, but...
1102
01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:32,917
I'm going to Luce.
1103
01:06:34,001 --> 01:06:37,584
- So the little girl
do you have a malformation? - Ninth.
1104
01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:40,709
It's that children, when they are in the belly,
they move.
1105
01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:42,584
Maybe he did Chinese shadows,
1106
01:06:42,751 --> 01:06:45,334
and instead of the rabbit,
a little pea came out.
1107
01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:48,292
- The important thing is that he's well.
- Yes, yes.
1108
01:06:48,459 --> 01:06:50,876
So, Martha,
don't you take a nice bath?
1109
01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:53,917
No, I'm not comfortable.
I feel like a whale.
1110
01:06:54,084 --> 01:06:57,584
Come on, darling.
It would do you a lot of good, trust me.
1111
01:06:57,751 --> 01:07:00,501
See Luce as she is comfortable
in your own body.
1112
01:07:01,459 --> 01:07:04,084
- Luce is also very young.
- What?
1113
01:07:04,251 --> 01:07:07,209
I say, Luce is really very low.
Very low.
1114
01:07:07,376 --> 01:07:09,251
- Am I old?
- You are tall.
1115
01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,834
- And fat.
- I didn't say it. But it's not that...
1116
01:07:12,001 --> 01:07:13,584
- Do you know what I'm telling you?
- Yes?
1117
01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:18,167
That this gorgeous 40 year old
he will throw his body into the water.
1118
01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:19,626
There are 43 of them, Marta.
1119
01:07:33,251 --> 01:07:36,167
Strong, Martha.
Kill those who are holding their breath.
1120
01:07:36,334 --> 01:07:38,584
Yes, in fact it's been down for a while. It doesn't go up.
1121
01:07:39,626 --> 01:07:41,751
- Do you know what could have happened?
- That?
1122
01:07:41,917 --> 01:07:44,251
That the prosthesis
it got soaked with water,
1123
01:07:44,417 --> 01:07:46,292
like weights for divers.
1124
01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:47,292
Meaning what?
1125
01:07:47,459 --> 01:07:51,209
In my opinion, you should take it up,
otherwise it will end up like the Titanic.
1126
01:07:52,084 --> 01:07:54,667
You say? Ok, I'll go right away.
1127
01:07:56,459 --> 01:08:00,376
- You take off your shoes to do it
a rescue? - They are limited edition.
1128
01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:01,834
- With ghosts?
- Eh.
1129
01:08:02,001 --> 01:08:04,334
- But aren't you ashamed?
- No. What the fuck do you want?
1130
01:08:04,501 --> 01:08:05,876
- You're happy.
- Martha?
1131
01:08:25,792 --> 01:08:30,834
Everything's fine, thanks. Sorry, I'm fine.
Everything is fine. Excuse me.
1132
01:08:31,001 --> 01:08:34,876
- I'd say the party ends here.
- Let's at least wait for the cake, right?
1133
01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:39,917
You missed something.
1134
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:44,792
- We can explain, mom.
- Yes, then...
1135
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:46,709
My niece...
1136
01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:48,834
It is in the belly of Light.
1137
01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:50,834
Perfect. I'm placing you under arrest.
1138
01:08:51,001 --> 01:08:54,334
Anything I say
will be used against me in court.
1139
01:08:54,501 --> 01:08:55,917
I had imagined it.
1140
01:08:56,084 --> 01:08:59,001
I'm going to distract dad,
you get out of here.
1141
01:09:03,584 --> 01:09:08,834
John? Love, I heard
that our guests are a little disappointed.
1142
01:09:09,001 --> 01:09:10,001
Oh yes? And why?
1143
01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:15,376
You haven't told one yet
of your famous, funny stories.
1144
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:18,126
- Well, if you really insist...
- Yes, yes.
1145
01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:21,167
So, little story. Everyone here, everyone here.
1146
01:09:21,334 --> 01:09:26,542
So, the latest on the Carabinieri.
This is pure self-harm.
1147
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:31,459
So, the police decide to take action
a sensational undertaking: the landing on the Sun.
1148
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:32,917
Thanks, mom.
1149
01:09:45,751 --> 01:09:47,584
Good morning Doctor, let's go have fun!
1150
01:09:48,834 --> 01:09:50,167
Climb... Climb!
1151
01:09:58,126 --> 01:10:00,542
Where is my Light!
1152
01:10:01,584 --> 01:10:02,834
I thought you were in prison!
1153
01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:05,751
I have a good lawyer, tell me where Luce is!
1154
01:10:05,917 --> 01:10:07,626
- I do not know!
- Oh, no?!
1155
01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:10,042
Wait while I refresh your memory...
1156
01:10:11,084 --> 01:10:14,084
No... No... No...
I don't know the address where he lives.
1157
01:10:15,376 --> 01:10:17,959
- She left with an Italian couple!
- Who are they?!
1158
01:10:18,376 --> 01:10:20,542
- A friend introduced them to me.
- Italian?
1159
01:10:20,792 --> 01:10:21,751
What is his name?
1160
01:10:22,126 --> 01:10:24,042
- Andrew.
- Andrea, the surname?
1161
01:10:24,834 --> 01:10:26,001
Andrea Moretti.
1162
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,376
Is this the asshole?
1163
01:10:37,209 --> 01:10:41,126
- Marta, what are we having for dinner tonight?
- Vegetable soup.
1164
01:10:41,292 --> 01:10:43,751
The vegetables! But how disgusting!
1165
01:10:43,917 --> 01:10:46,876
Always vegetables, Marta.
Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables.
1166
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:48,417
No more vegetables.
1167
01:10:48,584 --> 01:10:52,167
I already can't leave the house,
plus I have to eat the gross stuff.
1168
01:10:52,334 --> 01:10:54,376
I can't do it anymore. This isn't life.
1169
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:57,001
And don't look at me like that.
You are bad.
1170
01:10:57,167 --> 01:10:58,709
I can't stay closed here.
1171
01:10:58,876 --> 01:11:01,292
You should treat me
like a queen,
1172
01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,751
in exchange this is closed
like Rapunzel.
1173
01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:06,209
Angelo, fuck off, okay?
1174
01:11:08,751 --> 01:11:11,167
Marta, there was a problem at school.
1175
01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:14,542
Tomorrow I have to replace a colleague
and I take the kids on trips.
1176
01:11:14,709 --> 01:11:18,542
Of course, we are expecting a baby
and he goes around having fun.
1177
01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:21,584
It's not like I'm going to Ibiza with friends.
1178
01:11:21,751 --> 01:11:24,042
What if my water breaks, Angelo?
1179
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:29,126
Marta... You see, I don't know how to tell you,
but they don't break, because you're not pregnant.
1180
01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:31,417
If your water breaks,
they break at Luce.
1181
01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:33,959
That said, it's an hour's drive away.
1182
01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:36,876
I am at the end of my pregnancy,
I'll tell you.
1183
01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,542
But we have to calm down.
1184
01:11:38,709 --> 01:11:43,542
Meanwhile it will be more than a month away,
and then there's too much anxiety in here.
1185
01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:48,459
Lucita, that's how men are, eh.
They get you pregnant and then run away.
1186
01:11:51,876 --> 01:11:52,959
No no.
1187
01:11:55,126 --> 01:11:57,542
(Headmaster) Now let's all sing together.
1188
01:11:57,709 --> 01:12:01,376
(Together)
It has a hole in the tire
1189
01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:05,417
The boss's car
It has a hole in the tire
1190
01:12:05,584 --> 01:12:09,042
The boss's car
It has a hole in the tire
1191
01:12:09,209 --> 01:12:13,126
And we'll fix it with chewing gum.
1192
01:12:13,292 --> 01:12:16,501
Now
we replace the word "machine"
1193
01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,251
with the word "brum".
1194
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:22,084
(together) The chief's brum
It has a hole in the tire
1195
01:12:22,251 --> 01:12:24,626
The brum of the boss
It has a hole in the tire.
1196
01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:27,667
I mean, there was this old man
which was full of bubbles,
1197
01:12:27,834 --> 01:12:32,209
but like the bubbles they put
in trucks to keep things from rattling.
1198
01:12:32,376 --> 01:12:35,876
At a certain point, he entered dermatology,
he opens the door and...
1199
01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:38,042
Andrew? Two people are looking for you.
1200
01:12:38,209 --> 01:12:40,667
Yes, I'm talking for a moment
a little story.
1201
01:12:40,834 --> 01:12:44,542
I'll finish it later. The "suspense", understand?
Where are you taking me?
1202
01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:48,042
You gave me a wonderful surprise.
Who expected it?
1203
01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:49,584
Good morning, doctor.
1204
01:12:49,751 --> 01:12:51,126
(SPEAK IN CATALAN)
1205
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:54,876
Oh, check yourself again,
that I didn't like you at all.
1206
01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,542
- "Algún sito par parlar".
- You and yo?
1207
01:12:57,709 --> 01:12:59,501
- Mh-mh.
- There's the warehouse here.
1208
01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:04,626
Sorry, little spoiler: topic?
What are we talking about?
1209
01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:05,501
Light.
1210
01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:10,126
Light? I don't know why, but I understood,
from the idiom: espanol.
1211
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:12,417
- "Català".
- "Català"?
1212
01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:14,084
I only ask you one courtesy,
1213
01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:16,792
let's do something quick
because I'm working.
1214
01:13:16,959 --> 01:13:18,334
I'm an excellence here.
1215
01:13:18,501 --> 01:13:21,334
Oh, I did
the Hippocratic oath.
1216
01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:24,834
Hippocrates, help me! But what do you want from me?
1217
01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:29,251
- Where is the light, gilipollas?
- Who is this "gilipollas"?
1218
01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:32,709
Where is Lucita? Where is this, imbecile
1219
01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:35,459
I even knew it three slaps ago.
But who are you?
1220
01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:37,959
- (in Catalan) La seva parella.
- Paella?
1221
01:13:38,126 --> 01:13:41,459
- The seva speaks.
- But what does it mean in Italian?
1222
01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:44,251
The boyfriend, understands? Fiancé.
1223
01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:47,084
But tell me "boyfriend", right? Damn...
1224
01:13:47,251 --> 01:13:48,626
I didn't want to hurt you.
1225
01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,876
Let's get to the point:
Ripa di Porta Ticinese, number 34.
1226
01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:54,917
On the bell
it says "Bartolini-Pintus".
1227
01:13:55,084 --> 01:14:00,709
Go up, staircase A, interior two.
Memorize the door code: 6707.
1228
01:14:00,876 --> 01:14:05,126
At the Navigli, "está la ZTL",
from 7pm to 6am.
1229
01:14:05,292 --> 01:14:07,417
If you come in early, they will fine you.
1230
01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,167
(in Catalan) Moltes gràcies.
1231
01:14:09,334 --> 01:14:14,417
But if you lied to me, I'll be back for you.
Did you hear me? You mate.
1232
01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:20,042
More polite, he. Move more slowly.
1233
01:14:22,376 --> 01:14:25,626
Your bastards,
you moved my ears.
1234
01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:48,542
Children, the time has come
of the re-enactment of the battle
1235
01:14:48,709 --> 01:14:52,792
which he contrasted
the legendary, invincible, Julius Caesar,
1236
01:14:52,959 --> 01:14:56,209
to the commander of the Gauls, Vercingetorix.
1237
01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:59,209
Which, to be precise, he lost.
1238
01:14:59,376 --> 01:15:02,792
But the battle wasn't here,
it was in what is now France.
1239
01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:06,001
If the principal decided that she was here,
she was here.
1240
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:09,834
Oh no, it was in Gergovia,
a small village in the south of France.
1241
01:15:10,001 --> 01:15:12,376
We decided that it's done here and that's it.
1242
01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:15,667
Oh well,
then we teach history haphazardly.
1243
01:15:16,751 --> 01:15:19,834
- Where is the redhead,
the traitor with the freckles? - Here.
1244
01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:22,334
I hadn't seen you. Catch him, arrest him.
1245
01:15:22,501 --> 01:15:24,459
Gladi high.
1246
01:15:24,626 --> 01:15:30,209
The Romans had gladi, the Gauls had
a short sword of Celtic origin.
1247
01:15:30,376 --> 01:15:32,042
Something must be done for him.
1248
01:15:32,209 --> 01:15:35,292
Yes. Roscio, do me a favor,
crucify him.
1249
01:15:35,459 --> 01:15:37,751
- Won't it be too much?
- No, it's okay.
1250
01:15:37,917 --> 01:15:39,251
Indeed. After.
1251
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:44,584
So, please, the shots
all on the bodice and in slow motion.
1252
01:15:44,751 --> 01:15:46,459
We're here to have fun.
1253
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:50,584
And anyway... the result is already written!
Over there.
1254
01:15:50,751 --> 01:15:51,626
This way.
1255
01:15:58,501 --> 01:16:01,709
Children, we are not here to have fun,
1256
01:16:01,876 --> 01:16:04,876
we are not a class on a field trip.
1257
01:16:05,042 --> 01:16:07,542
No, we are a team,
1258
01:16:07,709 --> 01:16:11,917
and in a team we fight,
even for a centimeter.
1259
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:14,251
You sacrifice yourself, for an inch.
1260
01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:17,626
We fight tooth and nail,
for a centimeter.
1261
01:16:17,792 --> 01:16:21,792
Because in the end,
adding up all those centimeters in total,
1262
01:16:21,959 --> 01:16:26,251
it will make a difference
between victory and defeat.
1263
01:16:26,417 --> 01:16:27,459
Between living and dying.
1264
01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:31,959
(together) Yes!
- Let's go rewrite history!
1265
01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:34,334
On the attack!
1266
01:16:44,042 --> 01:16:46,626
(MOBILE)
One second.
1267
01:16:47,584 --> 01:16:48,584
Tell me, Andrea.
1268
01:16:48,751 --> 01:16:52,292
Nothing, I messed up.
Two gentlemen came here.
1269
01:16:52,459 --> 01:16:55,459
- I'll call you back, I'm defending Gaul.
- What are you doing?
1270
01:16:55,626 --> 01:16:57,626
I defeat Caesar and call you back.
1271
01:16:59,501 --> 01:17:02,376
Ouch. But why do you hit like this?
I'm on the phone.
1272
01:17:02,542 --> 01:17:05,834
Okay, but according to her,
Were the Romans loyal in battle?
1273
01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:07,501
She wanted it.
1274
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:14,167
- I defeated Caesar. We won!
(together) Yes!
1275
01:17:17,001 --> 01:17:17,959
How is it going?
1276
01:17:18,126 --> 01:17:21,376
Come on, Luce, answer. Reply, Luce.
1277
01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:24,709
(SONG: "DANCE, DANCE"
BY RAFFAELLA CARRÀ)
1278
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:30,001
< Because everyone tells me
the same thing,
1279
01:17:30,167 --> 01:17:32,959
that's my problem
it's the relationship I have with my mother.
1280
01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:35,834
That's not true, though.
Good morning, doctor.
1281
01:17:36,001 --> 01:17:39,376
Good morning to you.
Ma'am, look... Sorry.
1282
01:17:39,542 --> 01:17:42,459
Marta, at least answer me. Martha!
1283
01:17:42,626 --> 01:17:44,626
- I'll turn off the vibration.
- Who is?
1284
01:17:44,792 --> 01:17:48,959
He is a friend of my husband's. But anyway
You shouldn't care, ma'am.
1285
01:17:49,126 --> 01:17:52,834
Mr. Principal, I am dismayed.
I got caught up in the heat.
1286
01:17:53,001 --> 01:17:54,542
If I broke a vertebra,
1287
01:17:54,709 --> 01:17:58,001
prepare your CV
to look for another job.
1288
01:17:58,167 --> 01:17:59,417
What if he didn't break it?
1289
01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:02,501
You start running,
because I'll kill him, I swear.
1290
01:18:02,667 --> 01:18:05,542
Alright. Anyway, calm down,
I'll take care of the children.
1291
01:18:05,709 --> 01:18:10,292
This is exactly what worries me.
Take them to the hotel right away.
1292
01:18:10,459 --> 01:18:15,542
And tomorrow the tour of all the museums
of Mantua, as scheduled.
1293
01:18:15,709 --> 01:18:19,251
Don't worry, the program
I have it printed here, on the front.
1294
01:18:27,917 --> 01:18:31,626
Children, therefore,
hand over all your armor and clothes,
1295
01:18:31,792 --> 01:18:32,626
that we're leaving.
1296
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:36,834
- Tomorrow will be a wonderful day.
- Wonderful at the museums of Mantua?
1297
01:18:37,001 --> 01:18:38,917
Which museums? Which museums?
1298
01:18:39,084 --> 01:18:42,751
Tomorrow I'll take you to conquer
the lands of Gardaland!
1299
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:44,376
(together) Yes!
1300
01:18:46,501 --> 01:18:48,084
(MOBILE)
Sorry.
1301
01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:50,209
Tell me, Andrea.
1302
01:18:50,376 --> 01:18:53,042
I sent you 200 messages,
but do you want to answer me?
1303
01:18:53,209 --> 01:18:54,876
I had a lot of trouble today.
1304
01:18:55,042 --> 01:18:59,251
< Who do you tell? The boyfriend came here
Luce's Spanish, the dangerous one.
1305
01:18:59,417 --> 01:19:01,584
< If he wants to take her away.
- And what do you know?
1306
01:19:01,751 --> 01:19:04,501
01:19:06,876
< They asked me where he was.
- Did you tell him?
1308
01:19:07,042 --> 01:19:09,917
Angelo, she was here
a major scuffle.
1309
01:19:10,084 --> 01:19:12,834
They locked me in a warehouse,
they beat me.
1310
01:19:13,001 --> 01:19:16,209
They inflated me like a balloon.
It looked like "Rocky 4".
1311
01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:18,834
I resisted it
with great dignity.
1312
01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:20,376
Did you tell him or not?
1313
01:19:20,542 --> 01:19:24,126
Of course, I told him everything:
the street, the number, the door code.
1314
01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:26,792
They're coming,
but you recognize them.
1315
01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:29,126
- Do you remember Van Basten?
01:19:33,584
Here, someone looks like Van Basten,
the other is Gullit dwarf. Don't open them, eh.
1317
01:19:33,751 --> 01:19:36,709
I wouldn't open it for him if I were at home.
Deficient.
1318
01:19:36,876 --> 01:19:39,792
So, children, change of plans:
all aboard.
1319
01:19:39,959 --> 01:19:41,751
But don't we take off the armor?
1320
01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:46,126
No, I have a feeling we'll need them.
Go, go up. Let's go, let's go.
1321
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:50,584
Let's go. Sit down, sit down.
1322
01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:53,626
Hey?
(SPEAKS IN DIALECT)
1323
01:19:54,626 --> 01:19:55,584
I didn't understand.
1324
01:19:55,751 --> 01:19:59,709
Anyway, don't worry, I'll go and solve it
something and I'll bring it back to you right away.
1325
01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:07,459
Madam, I repeat,
1326
01:20:07,626 --> 01:20:11,626
the protocol really doesn't allow me
to hold a session for two.
1327
01:20:11,792 --> 01:20:14,376
And how do you do it, sorry,
When do you do couples therapy?
1328
01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:17,417
Maybe she didn't realize it,
but you are not a couple.
1329
01:20:17,584 --> 01:20:19,084
(BELL)
1330
01:20:19,251 --> 01:20:21,251
Light? Lucita?
1331
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:24,792
Can you go and open the door, please?
what am I working on?
1332
01:20:24,959 --> 01:20:27,667
Sorry, it will be Andrea.
He's already called me ten times.
1333
01:20:27,834 --> 01:20:29,417
- Ok, voy yo.
- Thank you.
1334
01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:35,167
Pedro.
1335
01:20:36,126 --> 01:20:37,209
(IN SPANISH)
Are you happy to see me?
1336
01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,459
- Leave me!
- Let's go back to Barcelona!
1337
01:20:39,626 --> 01:20:40,667
I said leave me!
1338
01:20:41,209 --> 01:20:42,917
You don't want to hurt the baby?
1339
01:20:47,334 --> 01:20:48,751
My bag.
1340
01:20:57,501 --> 01:20:59,959
Ma'am, your son needs me,
1341
01:21:00,126 --> 01:21:03,959
but she needs a good one,
because she's a crazy person.
1342
01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:05,626
It's ruining his life.
1343
01:21:05,792 --> 01:21:10,834
Well done, picking on others while
she is not capable of doing her job.
1344
01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:12,251
Ma'am... Nothing, come on.
1345
01:21:12,417 --> 01:21:15,542
Vincenzo, listen to me,
you have to tell your mother to fuck off.
1346
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:16,501
Did you understand?
1347
01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:20,667
You, to solve all your problems,
you have to tell your mother to fuck off.
1348
01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:23,251
- Did you understand or not? Now.
- Yes.
1349
01:21:25,501 --> 01:21:27,959
- No, no, mom.
- Well done, well done.
1350
01:21:32,334 --> 01:21:33,251
Love, tell me.
1351
01:21:33,417 --> 01:21:35,792
- Marta, are you okay?
- No, I would say not at all.
1352
01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:39,667
01:21:41,209
"Heater"?
1354
01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:43,126
There, you said it, I knew it.
1355
01:21:43,292 --> 01:21:46,251
Listen, don't worry,
I'm coming.
1356
01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:49,709
< Don't let him understand
that's me on the phone. - But to whom?
1357
01:21:49,876 --> 01:21:52,584
< Breathe, love, very good.
I'm just a few minutes away.
1358
01:21:52,751 --> 01:21:53,959
I feel you are very nervous.
1359
01:21:54,126 --> 01:21:57,084
Of course, I just
sent someone to fuck off.
1360
01:21:57,251 --> 01:22:00,751
< But if you do this, you risk it
to provoke a violent reaction.
1361
01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:04,167
01:22:06,917
- But who, Angelo?
< Luce's boyfriend.
1363
01:22:07,084 --> 01:22:10,417
It's in Milan and that idiot Andrea
told him where we live.
1364
01:22:11,501 --> 01:22:13,126
Madonna. Wait a minute.
1365
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:16,876
Light? Lucita?
1366
01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:21,459
Light? Hate. Lucita?
1367
01:22:21,626 --> 01:22:23,042
< What's happening, Marta?
1368
01:22:23,209 --> 01:22:27,042
There is no light.
First they rang at the door.
1369
01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:29,667
If she had come out, she would have told me, right?
1370
01:22:30,667 --> 01:22:32,417
Tell me you still control her.
1371
01:22:33,376 --> 01:22:35,376
The bag isn't there.
1372
01:22:37,292 --> 01:22:39,751
- It moves.
- I am coming.
1373
01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:42,959
So, children, everything is under control.
1374
01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:46,501
I'm solving a small question
and we go straight back to the hotel.
1375
01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:49,917
Master, we are with you.
And if necessary, we are ready for death.
1376
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:54,251
It seems excessive to me.
Let's hope not, anyway.
1377
01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:58,126
Master, I recommend turning around
1378
01:22:58,292 --> 01:23:01,167
and resume the trip
as per the original program,
1379
01:23:01,334 --> 01:23:04,042
before anyone gets hurt.
1380
01:23:06,042 --> 01:23:10,334
- Children, you all have
the seat belt? (together) Yes.
1381
01:23:14,001 --> 01:23:16,001
Ouch. The nose.
1382
01:23:16,917 --> 01:23:18,001
The belt.
1383
01:23:26,709 --> 01:23:29,084
- Here I am, love.
- But are you with the children?
1384
01:23:29,251 --> 01:23:30,501
(together) Hello.
1385
01:23:30,667 --> 01:23:32,959
Yes, yes, I'll explain later. Now let's go.
1386
01:23:33,126 --> 01:23:34,834
- So...
- Yes, tell me.
1387
01:23:35,001 --> 01:23:36,417
They are moving.
1388
01:23:36,584 --> 01:23:40,709
The AirTag is three km from here.
They found traffic.
1389
01:23:43,626 --> 01:23:45,292
(IN SPANISH)
I have to piss, will you stop?
1390
01:23:46,917 --> 01:23:49,042
We stop at a gas station.
1391
01:23:49,751 --> 01:23:50,834
Then I'll do it here.
1392
01:23:53,376 --> 01:23:54,376
Are you stupid?!
1393
01:24:11,376 --> 01:24:12,584
Don't go away!
1394
01:24:15,334 --> 01:24:16,751
Turn away!
1395
01:24:28,376 --> 01:24:29,501
The puta!
1396
01:24:33,459 --> 01:24:35,542
(SPEAK IN CATALAN)
1397
01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:41,209
(Marta) They stopped.
They are two km further on.
1398
01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:44,292
Well done, Luce.
I don't know how, but it's slowing them down.
1399
01:25:19,834 --> 01:25:23,209
This must be the car,
because they are moving,
1400
01:25:23,376 --> 01:25:24,376
from there to the left.
1401
01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:26,542
- That's the right there.
- What changes?
1402
01:25:26,709 --> 01:25:29,501
- Eh, change.
- Okay, he's right.
1403
01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:31,126
Anyway, give me a second.
1404
01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:35,126
Children, you stay here,
stop, motionless. I'm going that way.
1405
01:25:35,292 --> 01:25:37,084
If there were to be a problem,
1406
01:25:37,251 --> 01:25:40,501
I will warn you,
making the sound of a dove, that is...
1407
01:25:41,834 --> 01:25:44,376
But this is not the sound of the turtle dove.
1408
01:25:46,459 --> 01:25:50,251
You have to be grateful that I don't have time now
and I can't hit you.
1409
01:25:52,126 --> 01:25:54,584
Ok, I'm ready to go,
do you feel it?
1410
01:25:54,751 --> 01:25:57,001
In your opinion, do I entrust my daughter to Asterix?
1411
01:25:57,167 --> 01:25:59,626
First of all, I'm not Asterix,
but Vercingetorix,
1412
01:25:59,792 --> 01:26:01,459
king of the Gauls, supreme, king of kings.
1413
01:26:01,626 --> 01:26:03,292
I don't believe it, now do you know the story?
1414
01:26:04,167 --> 01:26:07,667
No, but...
Look, let's go straight, then left.
1415
01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:42,292
Over here, to the left.
1416
01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:46,501
- Martha? Martha?
- Excuse me.
1417
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:26,042
My love...
1418
01:27:26,459 --> 01:27:28,209
No, please, I can't take it anymore...
1419
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:33,917
After birth, if you want you can leave...
1420
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:35,459
but now come with me!
1421
01:27:35,626 --> 01:27:36,626
No!
1422
01:27:36,792 --> 01:27:39,417
Hey, you, pig? Take your hands off her.
1423
01:27:41,501 --> 01:27:43,209
I got this.
1424
01:27:43,376 --> 01:27:45,001
- Luce, are you okay?
- Yes.
1425
01:27:47,917 --> 01:27:50,751
The Italian Police dressed as Asterix.
1426
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:52,292
I told you so.
1427
01:27:52,459 --> 01:27:57,751
So, in the meantime it's not Asterix,
but it is Vercingetorix, king of the Gauls,
1428
01:27:57,917 --> 01:27:59,626
so let's talk about something completely different.
1429
01:27:59,792 --> 01:28:02,876
That said, if I were you,
I would give up.
1430
01:28:03,042 --> 01:28:04,959
- Or else...
- No, no.
1431
01:28:05,876 --> 01:28:07,292
Here, or else...
1432
01:28:09,001 --> 01:28:11,792
(Child, megaphone)
Throw your weapons on the ground.
1433
01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:14,626
(Little girl) Come out,
with hands up.
1434
01:28:15,501 --> 01:28:18,876
< Don't be funny,
or we will be forced to use force.
1435
01:28:19,751 --> 01:28:22,459
- But what's happening?
- It broke.
1436
01:28:22,626 --> 01:28:24,001
Ninos.
1437
01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:26,459
(in Catalan) A fora o yo els mato.
1438
01:28:26,626 --> 01:28:28,959
Children, don't move, stay still.
1439
01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:31,251
I said "get out or I'll kill them".
1440
01:28:31,417 --> 01:28:35,334
In fact, I said come along
this way, please. Put yourself here.
1441
01:28:42,876 --> 01:28:43,917
Come here.
1442
01:28:54,834 --> 01:28:56,459
But what stuff is this?
1443
01:28:56,834 --> 01:28:58,084
Lord of the Flies?
1444
01:28:58,251 --> 01:29:00,584
(Man, megaphone) Give up,
you are surrounded.
1445
01:29:01,042 --> 01:29:03,834
(IN SPANISH)
Ah, I can fall for it the first time...
1446
01:29:04,001 --> 01:29:05,792
but the second, no!
1447
01:29:05,959 --> 01:29:08,501
< Throw down your weapons and free the hostages,
1448
01:29:08,667 --> 01:29:11,334
so we avoid it
unnecessary bloodshed.
1449
01:29:11,501 --> 01:29:13,459
What's up, other kids?
1450
01:29:17,251 --> 01:29:18,417
You are under arrest.
1451
01:29:18,584 --> 01:29:21,792
- Colonel.
- Dad, how did you find us?
1452
01:29:21,959 --> 01:29:25,792
You have kidnapped 25 minors,
half of Lombardy is looking for you.
1453
01:29:25,959 --> 01:29:28,792
I located your cell phone
and here I am.
1454
01:29:28,959 --> 01:29:30,584
(SPEAK IN CATALAN)
1455
01:29:33,292 --> 01:29:34,501
Translation?
1456
01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:38,376
I said if you think
that this old man scares me...
1457
01:29:38,542 --> 01:29:42,542
This old man
he brought "los amigos" with him.
1458
01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:44,667
Come on, guys, come on.
1459
01:30:09,501 --> 01:30:12,251
Thanks, dad. Can I call you "dad"?
1460
01:30:12,417 --> 01:30:17,417
No. Now you have to explain to me what you have
to do with these two scoundrels.
1461
01:30:17,584 --> 01:30:21,876
- My water broke!
- I'd say go to the hospital.
1462
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:23,542
- Alt.
- What is it?
1463
01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:27,459
I understood perfectly
what are you two up to.
1464
01:30:29,251 --> 01:30:30,709
Dad, how did you figure it out?
1465
01:30:30,876 --> 01:30:34,459
Love, I noticed it when I was little
you skipped school,
1466
01:30:34,626 --> 01:30:38,042
and you want me not to notice now
that simulates a pregnancy?
1467
01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:43,834
You see, we wanted a child
at all costs.
1468
01:30:44,001 --> 01:30:46,209
In short, we tried a lot.
1469
01:30:46,376 --> 01:30:50,084
- We made a mistake, I know.
Look, you're arresting us. -Arrest us, dad.
1470
01:30:50,251 --> 01:30:52,542
I should, because you have committed a crime.
1471
01:30:52,709 --> 01:30:56,459
On the other hand, I would be committing a crime
me too, if I didn't report you.
1472
01:30:56,626 --> 01:30:57,501
Colonel?
1473
01:30:57,667 --> 01:31:00,751
One moment. But, you know what I do with it
with the complaint?
1474
01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:02,751
What?
1475
01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:08,292
As the great Totò would have said,
"with the complaint, I'll wipe my ass".
1476
01:31:09,792 --> 01:31:12,751
In fact, I'll wipe my ass with it
of my granddaughter, okay?
1477
01:31:12,917 --> 01:31:16,251
Little granddaughter coming out now.
I have to go to hospital.
1478
01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:19,709
Pinned? With sirens blaring. Go, go.
1479
01:31:19,876 --> 01:31:21,501
(SIRENS)
1480
01:31:32,292 --> 01:31:35,001
Me duele, me duele!
1481
01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:38,084
I don't want to cause anxiety,
because there is already so much of it,
1482
01:31:38,251 --> 01:31:39,584
but where the fuck is the Doula?
1483
01:31:39,751 --> 01:31:41,042
He said 30 seconds.
1484
01:31:43,292 --> 01:31:44,501
- Here I am.
- Here we are.
1485
01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:49,501
- So, now we have to undress.
All naked. - No, it's no use, that's fine.
1486
01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:52,334
But it's naturist childbirth:
we all have to be naked.
1487
01:31:52,501 --> 01:31:55,334
- No, that's fine.
- You're missing out on a great experience.
1488
01:31:55,501 --> 01:31:57,376
- Maybe...
- The next one.
1489
01:31:57,542 --> 01:32:00,459
- What pain!
- No, no, no.
1490
01:32:00,626 --> 01:32:03,459
You don't have to scream, dear,
because it disturbs the neighbors.
1491
01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:05,626
But what do I care about the neighbors!
1492
01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:09,501
So, go along with the contractions,
and pray, pray.
1493
01:32:09,667 --> 01:32:11,417
Virgen Maria, that pain!
1494
01:32:11,584 --> 01:32:16,876
- Tell us when you feel the contraction.
- It's a continuous contracción, yes.
1495
01:32:19,959 --> 01:32:20,876
Martha?
1496
01:32:21,042 --> 01:32:23,042
- Push, push, push!
- Martha?
1497
01:32:23,209 --> 01:32:26,376
- Yes! No?
- These are empathic contractions.
1498
01:32:26,542 --> 01:32:29,334
- You saw!
- Concentrate on mine, please.
1499
01:32:29,501 --> 01:32:31,376
- Go, go, go.
- I'm going, I'm going!
1500
01:32:31,542 --> 01:32:33,792
- Push!
- Push!
1501
01:32:38,167 --> 01:32:39,709
(CRYING OF A NEWBORN)
1502
01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:45,626
He looks like me.
1503
01:32:46,667 --> 01:32:50,501
And now I'll cut your cord.
1504
01:32:57,959 --> 01:32:59,292
How is it?
1505
01:33:00,709 --> 01:33:03,542
At the moment, she is a child.
1506
01:33:07,542 --> 01:33:11,709
Thanks, Luce.
You were very brave. Thank you.
1507
01:33:11,876 --> 01:33:12,667
Here you are.
1508
01:33:16,626 --> 01:33:18,334
Hola.
1509
01:33:18,501 --> 01:33:21,459
Thank you, mother's love.
1510
01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:29,292
Thank you, magical Doula, it was beautiful.
A thousand thanks.
1511
01:33:29,459 --> 01:33:33,209
- So, now, what do I do?
- Nothing, we're good.
1512
01:33:33,376 --> 01:33:34,417
- Do I undress?
- Hand.
1513
01:33:34,584 --> 01:33:36,042
- Breastfeeding?
- But why?
1514
01:33:36,209 --> 01:33:39,042
The placenta, do I wrap it?
Shall I make a card?
1515
01:33:42,792 --> 01:33:47,001
I could spend hours smelling it.
What a wonderful smell.
1516
01:33:47,167 --> 01:33:50,542
Newborns have it all
this irresistible smell,
1517
01:33:50,709 --> 01:33:52,626
which however only lasts six weeks.
1518
01:33:52,792 --> 01:33:55,334
A bit like French cheeses, right?
1519
01:33:55,501 --> 01:33:58,709
- French cheeses,
the first few days, they... - Desist.
1520
01:33:59,626 --> 01:34:01,334
Did you finally choose the name?
1521
01:34:01,501 --> 01:34:04,834
Yes, Raffaella, like the great Raffaella.
1522
01:34:05,001 --> 01:34:07,751
But, in homage to Luce
and his big heart,
1523
01:34:07,917 --> 01:34:12,667
we opted for the Spanish version,
then Rafaela.
1524
01:34:14,584 --> 01:34:17,709
The little girl is yours,
you can call it whatever you want.
1525
01:34:17,876 --> 01:34:22,876
I mean, I have nothing to do with it anymore.
Sorry, I'll go for a moment...
1526
01:34:24,792 --> 01:34:26,126
Sorry.
1527
01:34:30,792 --> 01:34:32,251
- Everything OK?
- Huh?
1528
01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:37,834
What is it? Postpartum depression.
The Doula had said so.
1529
01:34:38,001 --> 01:34:41,167
- No, it's not that.
- In fact, I understood it immediately.
1530
01:34:43,751 --> 01:34:46,792
I want to confess something,
which I didn't say before.
1531
01:34:46,959 --> 01:34:49,334
- Another one?
- Yes, okay, let's hear it.
1532
01:34:50,251 --> 01:34:51,501
The little girl...
1533
01:34:52,542 --> 01:34:53,626
It's not what I believe.
1534
01:34:53,792 --> 01:34:55,834
The little girl is not what we think.
1535
01:34:56,001 --> 01:34:59,834
- In what sense, sorry?
- In what sense, pardóname?
1536
01:35:00,834 --> 01:35:03,084
I left Pedro because I was scared.
1537
01:35:03,251 --> 01:35:05,001
But there was no mean for me,
1538
01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:07,584
medium tapeworm
because you were embarrassed.
1539
01:35:09,917 --> 01:35:11,876
No, sorry, were you already pregnant?
1540
01:35:13,834 --> 01:35:16,834
The nina is mine and Pedro's.
1541
01:35:17,001 --> 01:35:18,042
No, wait a minute.
1542
01:35:18,209 --> 01:35:23,626
Dr. Gonzalez actually implanted it
my eggs fertilized by Angelo.
1543
01:35:23,792 --> 01:35:27,292
No, it wasn't real, it was fake.
He did it because he was helping me.
1544
01:35:27,459 --> 01:35:31,042
I had to escape it
and then after that you two arrived.
1545
01:35:31,209 --> 01:35:33,959
So the baby wasn't born premature?
1546
01:35:34,126 --> 01:35:37,084
So, sorry,
have you been kidding us for months?
1547
01:35:37,251 --> 01:35:40,126
Professor Gonzalez
he was a friend of my dad.
1548
01:35:41,001 --> 01:35:43,834
My father died, and he wanted to help me.
1549
01:35:44,001 --> 01:35:48,209
However, the embryos are in Barcelona,
I swear, it's the truth.
1550
01:35:48,376 --> 01:35:50,876
I'm so sorry,
I know what you're thinking now.
1551
01:35:51,042 --> 01:35:52,084
That you're a bitch.
1552
01:35:52,251 --> 01:35:56,126
I know, I feel a lot.
The true feeling.
1553
01:35:57,042 --> 01:35:58,459
I just understand...
1554
01:36:00,126 --> 01:36:05,501
I wanted it for my daughter
could be with two good people,
1555
01:36:05,667 --> 01:36:07,667
like vosotros.
1556
01:36:10,042 --> 01:36:13,626
More than anything, two idiots like nosotros.
1557
01:36:14,542 --> 01:36:15,626
Ok...
1558
01:36:17,834 --> 01:36:22,876
If you don't want to keep Rafaelita,
I understand it. I feel it a lot.
1559
01:36:33,084 --> 01:36:35,959
Of course we want to keep it.
1560
01:36:36,126 --> 01:36:40,209
That is, one becomes a parent
while she's waiting for the baby, right?
1561
01:36:41,251 --> 01:36:42,376
Angel?
1562
01:36:44,084 --> 01:36:47,751
Well, I don't know. Really, I don't know.
1563
01:36:47,917 --> 01:36:53,376
Even the thought that he won't have
my sympathy, my intelligence...
1564
01:36:53,542 --> 01:36:55,751
Of course we keep it.
1565
01:36:56,751 --> 01:36:58,292
Thank you.
1566
01:36:58,459 --> 01:37:01,917
I'm here, but I'm good.
1567
01:37:13,667 --> 01:37:15,209
Goodbye, Rafaelita.
1568
01:37:16,542 --> 01:37:19,834
(IN SPANISH) I leave you with the best
parents you may have.
1569
01:37:22,167 --> 01:37:23,001
Okay.
1570
01:37:23,876 --> 01:37:28,126
Light, thank you. When you want to see her,
This is your home, you know.
1571
01:37:28,292 --> 01:37:31,709
Thank you. Now I'm going to Seville,
from a friend of mine,
1572
01:37:31,876 --> 01:37:33,917
so I start my life again.
1573
01:37:36,126 --> 01:37:41,001
- Here, these are for you.
- No, keep the money for Rafaelita.
1574
01:37:44,959 --> 01:37:48,126
- Okay. Hi, Martha.
- Hi sweetie.
1575
01:37:49,834 --> 01:37:51,792
- Hello, Angelo.
- Lucita.
1576
01:37:51,959 --> 01:37:55,084
- Oh? Wait.
- Here you are.
1577
01:37:55,251 --> 01:37:58,376
- Were you leaving without saying goodbye?
- It seemed too good to me.
1578
01:37:58,542 --> 01:38:00,626
I wanted to say hello to you.
1579
01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:02,876
- Hello, Andrea.
- Hello, Luce.
1580
01:38:03,751 --> 01:38:07,917
Thanks, huh. That you brought me around,
when I was gorda and fea.
1581
01:38:08,084 --> 01:38:11,917
But what the hell? You made me too
make you want to become a father.
1582
01:38:12,084 --> 01:38:14,292
Let's hope not, for the Planet, everything.
1583
01:38:14,459 --> 01:38:18,001
- Do I take a nice family photo?
- Yes, do it. You come.
1584
01:38:18,167 --> 01:38:21,167
- But I was talking about myself.
- And what do you have to do with it? Come on, come on.
1585
01:38:21,334 --> 01:38:24,376
Come on, if I wasn't there...
Come on, they're family.
1586
01:38:24,542 --> 01:38:26,126
- Are they family?
- Yes, yes.
1587
01:38:27,709 --> 01:38:30,334
- Ale!
- (Angelo) Fantastic.
1588
01:38:30,501 --> 01:38:32,751
- (Andrea) Hello, Luce.
- Hello, family.
1589
01:38:36,917 --> 01:38:38,042
HI.
1590
01:38:45,917 --> 01:38:49,417
- What will we do without her now?
- What will you do without her?
1591
01:38:49,584 --> 01:38:53,876
No, I think he's right this time.
What will you and I do?
1592
01:38:54,042 --> 01:38:57,292
With a little girl. Life changes, you know?
1593
01:38:58,209 --> 01:39:00,584
- Do you know what this would help you two?
- Eh.
1594
01:39:00,751 --> 01:39:02,209
An au pair.
1595
01:39:03,834 --> 01:39:07,167
Do one thing, take this baby.
Start acting like an uncle.
1596
01:39:07,334 --> 01:39:08,834
- Come here.
- Come to uncle.
1597
01:39:09,001 --> 01:39:09,834
Come, Martha.
1598
01:39:12,251 --> 01:39:13,459
Let's go.
1599
01:39:13,626 --> 01:39:16,501
How do we get there
with this thing?
1600
01:39:16,667 --> 01:39:18,751
Yes, but less negativity, thanks.
1601
01:39:20,459 --> 01:39:24,209
Your uncle. Go Rome.
1602
01:39:32,084 --> 01:39:34,501
Here we are. Here, dear, I'll give it to you.
1603
01:39:43,709 --> 01:39:44,751
Come on, come on.
1604
01:39:51,584 --> 01:39:52,542
There he is.
1605
01:39:55,751 --> 01:39:59,792
- No, already left.
- Oh well, evidently it was destiny.
1606
01:39:59,959 --> 01:40:01,251
(Light) Family?
1607
01:40:03,417 --> 01:40:04,917
(together) Light?
1608
01:40:06,959 --> 01:40:08,209
Didn't you leave?
1609
01:40:08,376 --> 01:40:12,709
Yes, I left. I'm on the plane.
This is a hologram, look: 3D.
1610
01:40:12,876 --> 01:40:15,959
- This Catalan humor makes me...
- How did you know that we...
1611
01:40:16,126 --> 01:40:19,334
Andrea told me not to leave,
but I don't know why.
1612
01:40:19,501 --> 01:40:21,209
Because we have a proposal.
1613
01:40:21,376 --> 01:40:24,626
Ay, chicos, I don't have children, that's enough.
I can't anymore.
1614
01:40:24,792 --> 01:40:27,334
The truth is that we thought about it,
1615
01:40:27,501 --> 01:40:31,501
and, in short, we realised
that the baby is very small.
1616
01:40:31,667 --> 01:40:35,542
Here, maybe you could give us a hand.
1617
01:40:36,417 --> 01:40:39,334
After everything that happened,
do you trust me?
1618
01:40:39,501 --> 01:40:42,042
- No, this must be clear.
- No.
1619
01:40:42,209 --> 01:40:45,084
(softly) But we love you.
1620
01:40:45,251 --> 01:40:48,042
- Come on.
- Yes. We love you.
1621
01:40:48,209 --> 01:40:51,584
- AND?
- And... Raffaella needs you.
1622
01:40:53,334 --> 01:40:54,626
I love you too.
1623
01:40:54,792 --> 01:40:57,709
And then you said it too
that we are a family, right?
1624
01:40:57,876 --> 01:41:01,084
- Messed up, messed up...
- Surrogate.
1625
01:41:01,251 --> 01:41:03,792
You are also the only family I have.
1626
01:41:25,834 --> 01:41:27,917
Children, I am touched
1627
01:41:28,084 --> 01:41:32,084
in telling you that it was five years
with you wonderful people.
1628
01:41:32,251 --> 01:41:34,209
And it's from the bottom of my heart
1629
01:41:34,376 --> 01:41:36,917
I want to tell you something
who I care a lot about,
1630
01:41:37,084 --> 01:41:39,584
because, really,
I don't want to see you anymore.
1631
01:41:40,459 --> 01:41:44,292
And that's why I'm telling you
which, as far as I'm concerned,
1632
01:41:44,459 --> 01:41:47,042
you can all go and do middle school.
1633
01:41:47,209 --> 01:41:50,001
- You are all promoted!
(together) Yes!
1634
01:41:50,167 --> 01:41:53,501
(SONG: "DANCE, DANCE"
BY RAFFAELLA CARRÀ)
1635
01:41:54,376 --> 01:42:00,126
1636
01:42:00,292 --> 01:42:06,209
What magic, and I still feel at home
1637
01:42:08,042 --> 01:42:10,501
Ah, unique sensation
1638
01:42:12,292 --> 01:42:16,042
Ah, desire to stay here
1639
01:42:18,126 --> 01:42:22,042
Ah, I want to dance with you.
1640
01:42:22,209 --> 01:42:24,792
- No, no, not the chorus.
- Yes!
1641
01:42:24,959 --> 01:42:27,417
1642
01:42:27,584 --> 01:42:30,792
I dance, I dance, I dance breathlessly
1643
01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:33,792
I dance, I dance, I dance, I invent a step
1644
01:42:33,959 --> 01:42:37,167
It does this, it does this, it does this
1645
01:42:37,334 --> 01:42:40,459
Crazy, crazy, crazy on a terrace
1646
01:42:40,626 --> 01:42:43,334
Bring, bring, bring me a butterfly
1647
01:42:43,501 --> 01:42:46,417
I dance, I dance, I dance in my castle
1648
01:42:46,584 --> 01:42:49,834
What's up, what's up, what's up.
1649
01:42:55,001 --> 01:42:56,167
Ciao.
1650
01:42:56,334 --> 01:42:57,084
Trade!