1 00:00:01,551 --> 00:00:04,751 [intro music] 2 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:09,134 [Tiny electronic voice] Titty! 3 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,700 - Okay. - All right, so it's recording. 4 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,620 - Okay. - So, like, this card that's in here 5 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,082 will probably be more than what you need. 6 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,085 You're probably not going to run out, but, there is another one 7 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:43,293 of the little cards, and it's just it pops in out of the side. 8 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,131 Okay, well, it tell me when it's out? 9 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,967 Oh, yeah. You'll see it flashing. Whatever. 10 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,322 - Okay. - There's also, this is this whole 11 00:00:49,402 --> 00:00:51,676 thing is a battery, like, that's a battery. 12 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,016 And so when it flashes that it needs another battery, 13 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:57,560 I have like this whole other battery that's charged. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,395 - Okay. - It's in there. 15 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,230 So you'll just pop that one out. 16 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,440 Pop that one on. - Okay. 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,736 Yeah, I the the thing is, like, I, when I'm writing and stuff, 18 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:10,737 I need to like the, the flow of just like ideas. 19 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,702 And so I don't want to just hit record and be like, this is my idea. 20 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,829 I want it to just have it on top of it. 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:16,913 If I think of stuff 22 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:20,792 while I'm writing or chatting with people that I'm like, okay, it's on film. 23 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,540 So I can, keep it. 24 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,047 I mean, I don't think, 25 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,550 I don't think you're going to like, 26 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:32,675 run out, like there's no way you can you're you're going to be here overnight. 27 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,890 - Yes. - You could probably just like it's recording now. 28 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,726 You probably just not even touch it. 29 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:42,519 Okay. And, so if I have my sleep apnea, then I can just see that finally 30 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,066 You have sleep apnea? 31 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:49,446 I don't know, I wake up and I like I feel like I'm choking, but a lot of times it's 32 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:53,279 just the acid from all of the pickles I eat before I go to sleep. 33 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,616 So I don't know if it's sleep apnea or if it's like Gerd, 34 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,552 but it would be kind of cool to see, like, 35 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:01,332 Why do you eat a lot of pickle before you go to sleep? 36 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,918 - Because they're really good. - Okay. 37 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,250 So yeah. All right. 38 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:09,546 I'm just trying to think of anything else that I need to tell you. 39 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,969 Okay. So in the morning, what are you doing? 40 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,680 Like, what time do you have to check out tomorrow? 41 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,764 11 and I are to be at work till after noon, so. 42 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:25,812 Okay. Well, just, I guess just text me because I'm already going to be at work. 43 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:29,152 Okay? And I'll just, like, configure everything up for me, I guess. 44 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:29,944 Okay. 45 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,984 You know, I'll send you the dress and everything. 46 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:32,697 Cool. Yeah. 47 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,491 My body clock will wake me up at eight. 48 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,951 Anyway, so something really important. 49 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,592 And this is what I like about this camera. 50 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,163 Okay. 51 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:44,000 While it's recording to that card, I've also got you connected to Wi-Fi. 52 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,709 And so, like, it's actually capturing to the cloud as well. 53 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,005 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 54 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,090 That's really. Yes. 55 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,966 Thank you. So it's oh man. No. 56 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,928 Because these things are like what they call like action cameras. 57 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,931 This is the type of camera you would take with you like on vacation 58 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,726 or to the top of the, the Swiss Alps or wherever. 59 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,184 Volcano. Yeah, yeah. So, 60 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:09,522 you don't want to lose that footage because you dropped the camera, right? 61 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:13,359 Or if I accidentally, like, pressed it off or on, like, I, 62 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,406 I sometimes will do dumb stuff like that. 63 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:19,573 So I'm just going to leave it and know that it's going to the great beyond for me. 64 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,955 - Yeah. - Access later. - Yeah. 65 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,623 So like 66 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,459 like where you can, like, I don't even know what 67 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:30,043 what does a comedian do to have when they have a retreat like this. 68 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:34,964 Well, this is my first tech because see, like I won like I was at drag bingo 69 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:38,218 and I won one night and I was thinking, 70 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,431 well, why? 71 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:43,226 Why would I go to a hotel in my own town? 72 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,187 But I thought, okay, this is actually perfect 73 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,523 because when I'm in my house, I want to like, nest 74 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,066 and like do all the little chores. 75 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:55,568 But if I go somewhere, then I can have that time to just focus on it 76 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,825 and I get a little manic at night, which is why 77 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,866 I have to take my bipolar medication. 78 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,413 So I will. 79 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,416 I will choose wisely when to take that when I'm done writing. 80 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,457 But I tend to have my best ideas at night and, 81 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,337 when I'm like, chatting with friends. 82 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:15,800 And so I'm just going to keep this rolling so that I can see my mannerisms 83 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,000 and see what I come up with. 84 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,426 Because when I sit down to write, I just can't like it doesn't come out. 85 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,433 I just have to be, like dancing around. 86 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,853 And then it just comes and then I can record it and I can know for my set, 87 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:31,145 like what works and what doesn't physically and verbally against it. 88 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,817 All right. So I'm just trying it out. 89 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,820 I've never done it before, but we'll see if this helps. 90 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,777 So you think you'll like watch it back. And 91 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:42,156 I mean, I'll definitely have to like, 92 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,954 fast forward, like, when I get the file 93 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:47,832 to the moments that, you know, 94 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:51,920 I was actually coming up with ideas versus if I'm like, shower ING or something. 95 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,464 But that's another good thing about keeping it on 96 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,131 and having it upload, because I don't have to worry about start stop, start stop. 97 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,219 Well, the worse. 98 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,805 And this is another reason why I love it, is because like remembering 99 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:07,894 to hit record, like if at first I'm like, okay, we can see the red light is on. 100 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,493 That's how you know you're recording, right? 101 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,940 But when you're starting and stopping. 102 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,984 I have done it before where I get back and I'm like oh man 103 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,695 I didn't hit record like that is the thing. Yeah. 104 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,777 And then you have footage of you going like 105 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:21,532 oh yeah. 106 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,619 - It's like a road now - That's not what I said. 107 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:28,122 Yeah. So yeah, that's kind of the, the idea. 108 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:32,543 And then I might even like do personal time stamps if I know we started this 109 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:37,003 at such and such time and I had a stroke of genius at 1115 or whatever. 110 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:40,548 Okay. Well, I mean, I'll just, I mean, 111 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,513 are you comfortable with, like, copying what's on the card 112 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:47,393 yourself onto your laptop, or do you want me to, like, for it to you? 113 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:48,351 I've put on Google Drive. 114 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,937 Probably. I'll just cry because I brought my laptop. 115 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,689 Because I'll do some, like, 116 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,276 I'll write on documents on there while I'm thinking, and I'll just. 117 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,756 Then you'll need there's this little adapter that's in there. 118 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,698 And you'll note because it looks like a, like a big SD card. 119 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,992 Okay. And this is a they call a micro SD. 120 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,950 So you just slide it into the biggest card and then put it right to laptop okay. 121 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,702 Or business. Excellent. 122 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:14,665 Is there anything else that you I can't really get. 123 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,963 Yeah. Go go go to that. Then I'm with you. Okay? 124 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,007 Okay. No. You're good, you're good. 125 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,384 Make yourself comfortable. 126 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:23,928 Hats from coffee. If you needed. 127 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,221 Yeah. I'm just going to get a. 128 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,682 I need to actually get hyperreal. 129 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:31,516 I was here with your, like, go ahead. 130 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,562 Scan the space. 131 00:06:37,942 --> 00:06:41,242 [silence] 132 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,771 Well. 133 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:49,210 [Humming to self, sniffling] 134 00:08:29,383 --> 00:08:31,722 Well, I'm leaving. Okay. Thank you again. 135 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:35,723 [Footsteps, door closing] If for some reason everything's, like, funky, just text me. 136 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,937 You know, I'm probably going to be up late, so. 137 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:38,646 Okay. 138 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,729 Will do! 139 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,736 See you tomorrow. 140 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:16,180 [Inaudible dialogue] 141 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,942 It's my comedy. 142 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,076 So much humor. 143 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:37,118 A tiny little box. 144 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,962 Some of this. 145 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:48,257 Yeah. I'm going to be talking. 146 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,176 Out loud to myself. 147 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,216 I better get used to that because. 148 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:02,977 I have to, Monologue for Chris Christmas vacation. 149 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,318 Clark Griswold says when he, gets the jelly. 150 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:10,401 The months club. 151 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:12,114 Strike, I memorize it. 152 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,197 Maybe I should just say this for my set tomorrow. 153 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:20,828 Same cheap, lying, no good, rotten 154 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:25,211 for flushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, 155 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,756 ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dick less, helpless, heartless, 156 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:33,844 fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legs, body lived, worm headed, sick of monkey shit he is. 157 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,347 Hallelujah. Holy shit. 158 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,641 It's brilliant. 159 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,724 That's the category that I want to. 160 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,899 Come. 161 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,076 You don't get tired. 162 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,208 What? 163 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,638 I know I start. 164 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,599 Hey. Yeah. 165 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:06,103 I'm here trying to get motivated. 166 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,186 I've gotten very sleepy now that I've. 167 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,524 Yeah. 168 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,027 Yes. And the mania will begin around tonight. 169 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:21,536 So the oysters? Yeah. 170 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:22,411 I'm trying it out. 171 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,327 It could be like, hours of just stupid. But 172 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,503 all my stuff happens when I'm, like, walking around. 173 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,669 So I'm going to go on 174 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:39,387 live on, I guess, Instagram or something. 175 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:43,766 I'm going to see if anybody has any, like, bits 176 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,807 they want to do or like roofing or whatever. And. 177 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:54,190 Yeah. Got the set up so I don't have to worry about like on off on off. 178 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,864 It's not bad. 179 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,947 I think I might actually like 180 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,120 record some of my older jokes. 181 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,249 It's just so I can watch them back and be like, how can I rearrange these or whatever? 182 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:11,332 So it's like my own little stage. 183 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:20,049 Okay, I'll call you in the morning. 184 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,133 Okay. 185 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,724 I love you. 186 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,907 Bye! 187 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,753 Okay. 188 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,836 That is a poem. 189 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,756 Sometimes I don't know what this means. 190 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,928 This card just says squatter's rights. 191 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,168 I don't know what that means. 192 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,055 I don't go, and what the fuck? 193 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:24,063 The best, set I ever had was when I was a ghost. 194 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:30,369 And I was performing at a burlesque show, 195 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,336 and I made, like, $100, and I realized that it was 196 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,088 because I was like, dead women. 197 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,171 Everybody who lives that. 198 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:42,885 I'm a bad girl. 199 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,968 I'm bad at money management. 200 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,957 It's a good one, Liner. 201 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,942 And here's one of my favorites. 202 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,783 I love going to graveyards during Covid because everyone 203 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,934 stays six feet away from me. 204 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,375 Yeah, some of this is just nonsense. 205 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,462 Or like, very specifically topical. 206 00:15:23,942 --> 00:15:25,942 [exhales] 207 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,013 I don't know, 208 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,096 I probably need to do some like Jazzercise or something. 209 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,076 [clicking] 210 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,684 [silence] 211 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,886 Okay. 212 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,969 Let's see. 213 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,923 All right. We've hit the part of the evening where I am, 214 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,846 like, needing my second wind. 215 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:33,926 And so 216 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,309 I'm just going to like. 217 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,976 I don't know, I guess I'll poke around at stuff in the room 218 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,899 and, like, try to riff on it. 219 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,982 Like, as an exercise, I guess. 220 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,488 Like, there's this picture 221 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,616 on the wall of, like, some chemical equation, 222 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,699 and I don't I never took chemistry, so I don't know what it means. 223 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,708 And that's not funny, but the whole point is just poking around 224 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,791 and figuring out what's going on. So, 225 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:29,108 There's a book in there, and it's not a Bible. 226 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:20,117 Let's learn a little about where we are. 227 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,245 Shall we? 228 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,211 So again, I got this place, 229 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,882 gift night. 230 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,845 So. It's lovely. 231 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,347 It's old. 232 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,810 I don't know much about it, but I don't know. 233 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,893 This might get the juices flowing. 234 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,025 This was the only room available for tonight. 235 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,233 There's a concert going on, and, 236 00:19:54,526 --> 00:20:00,073 some, like nerd convention or something, and, 237 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,455 everywhere was booked in this hotel except for this room. 238 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,538 So trying to figure out, like somebody died in here, 239 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,585 Okay. 240 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,175 So I'm going to do this in my British accent. 241 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,593 As practice. 242 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,676 [In British accent] Practice? 243 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,183 History village opened this terrible, 244 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:33,190 History village opened on September 25th, 1974. 245 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,114 It was a motel, restroom, entertainment office, 246 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,197 shopping complex. 247 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,953 How interesting. 248 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,036 Blah blah blah blah blah. 249 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:52,546 Oh wait. No, I'll do my, my Real Housewives voice. 250 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,629 How about this? Yes. 251 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,676 This hotel was reopened in 2014. 252 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,517 Hi. Rent and property mismanagement. 253 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,600 That's just the Tuesday. 254 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,814 I don't know what all these words mean. 255 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:17,654 Oh, okay. 256 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,737 This is fun. 257 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:22,451 Maybe I can just do 258 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:27,119 my whole set on this information, but where we are, 259 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,706 was originally incorporated in 1850, 260 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:34,167 and it burned down in 1853. 261 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,800 The work here was grueling. 262 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,722 Bricks and stuff. 263 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,268 I do like a nice brick. 264 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,610 There's a lot of ads on here. 265 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,362 Okay, okay. 266 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,614 Shadow people. 267 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,950 I'm used to seeing them. 268 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,033 Well, when I was addicted to Adderall. 269 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,163 See? Okay. 270 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,753 I already have, like, terrible vision, so I wouldn't be surprised 271 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,836 if I saw shadow people. 272 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:27,846 Where my eye sees stuff out of the corner of my eye. 273 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,977 Okay. 274 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:38,106 Who's fucking with me. 275 00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:42,444 These aren't the only strange things that have not been noticed. 276 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,616 Six months on the job. 277 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,699 The person who this articles about. 278 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:51,581 The writer cited room 119 of the hotel 279 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,664 as a hotspot for paranormal activity. 280 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,463 Back in the days of landlines. 281 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:02,005 Oh, we have a landline, children. 282 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,801 A landline is a phone that's connected to the walls. 283 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:11,556 Back in the days of landlines, the front office would repeatedly receive calls 284 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:17,813 from the empty hotel room at night, an occurrence that 285 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:23,318 other coworkers have confirmed. 286 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,453 There's also something amiss with the rooms. 287 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,951 Lights 288 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:31,246 describe them as being off when she comes into work, 289 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:34,329 and then being on when she leaves, or vice versa. 290 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,083 Usually, however, they come on at night. 291 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,795 Well, that's because you need to see. 292 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:52,389 Well, that explains why it was the only room available. 293 00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,564 Okay, well, maybe, ghost of whatever will, 294 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,112 possess my body and make me funny. 295 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,195 We can only pray. 296 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,119 A lot in these Covid jokes. 297 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:00,836 Okay. 298 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,545 Let me. 299 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,628 You okay? 300 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,865 Okay. 301 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:13,408 I'll leave so my two followers will find me and say. 302 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:14,488 Hey. That's. 303 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,476 Okay. It's not working. 304 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,556 Whatever. Hi. 305 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,692 We are telling your followers 306 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,775 you started in that video. 307 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,461 So, anybody out there? 308 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:01,137 I'm so unfunny. 309 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:07,852 That I can't even get an audience in a haunted room to. 310 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:11,192 Oh, okay. 311 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,737 Hello. 312 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:14,529 Hello. 313 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,490 How are you? 314 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:20,573 I have one fan. 315 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,500 Somebody must be doing something 316 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,583 better with their Thursday. 317 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:34,045 Yeah, I'm just a bit of writer's block, so I just wanted to, like, 318 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,091 you know, shoot the shit a little. 319 00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:41,890 I actually have tomorrow, 320 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:46,141 and I'm currently at a, like, mini writing retreat. 321 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,103 Then I'm tired and cranky. 322 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:54,315 And, the hotel, 323 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,280 is on foundry. 324 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,289 The old one. 325 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:09,372 The really old one. 326 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:14,589 The haunted. 327 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,217 Well, I mean, if you're in, like, 328 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:20,300 southern town, aren't they all haunted? 329 00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:23,678 I don't know, there's an article. 330 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,307 Some website that I just read 331 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:31,811 where it says that this very room is haunted, 332 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:35,523 but things always get like you used to get stoned, and, 333 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:38,780 I would convince myself that my house is haunted 334 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,075 because I would plug in my address, and it was one of those websites 335 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,158 that was like, no matter what you put, it's going to be haunted. 336 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,371 And I freaked out. 337 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,496 I just woke my parents up when I was stoned and I was like, don't do that. 338 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,796 Yes. Are you all fucking with me? 339 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:55,964 [Listens] Yeah. 340 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,047 That was the only one that was available. 341 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,221 It's nice. It's on the ground floor. It's in the corner. 342 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,304 I don't understand, really comfortable bed. 343 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:09,436 What's the deal? 344 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,519 Have you been in here before? 345 00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,114 Okay, well, I can sleep through anything on my, 346 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:24,364 but older medication, so we'll have to see. 347 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,451 We'll see about that. 348 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,332 Spooky. 349 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,041 What do you say? 350 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:33,877 Why does everyone seem to know about this? 351 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,960 Except for me? 352 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,176 Okay, I came on here. 353 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,219 They'll get, like, comedy ideas, I guess. 354 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:46,302 I guess I can just rip off of the. 355 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,185 Okay, well, I'm ready here. 356 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,268 I'm on the bed. Like, I guess I'm doomed. 357 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,940 I'm already doomed because I have, like, pages 358 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,023 of shitty comedy that I need to, 359 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,405 workshop. 360 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,282 So I guess if I'm really not funny, then 361 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,365 I'll be dead by morning. 362 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,414 Oh my God, it's three. 363 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,497 Yes, that is very fluffy. 364 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,551 Oh, that's these old jokes. 365 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,261 It was [pausing to read] 366 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:28,344 [continuing to read] worth. 367 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:33,770 Okay. Well I can't because it, it's whole place is infested 368 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:38,271 with like tiny children and blazers and they're all like 369 00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:42,317 fucking around, like throwing each other against the walls and bowling. 370 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,902 There's no other rooms. 371 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,576 I have to suffer for my art. 372 00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:51,659 Okay. 373 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,922 I was like this chick. 374 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,174 I live near frat row, right down from Delta. 375 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,592 Delta? Smack that. 376 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:08,304 I live in the hottest college town in America and a six in Athens. 377 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:09,514 But 11 in the county. 378 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:12,597 Join my county over. 379 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,980 Oh my God. 380 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:20,438 Hi. Hi, everyone. Hi. 381 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,322 Okay, I haven't read that book. 382 00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,491 Is it by, 383 00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:31,574 famed comedian Tina Fey, and I haven't read it. 384 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,495 Okay. 385 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,543 I don't, I, I mean, I like scary movies. 386 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,461 I just [pauses to think] 387 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:43,923 Okay, yeah. Just being, Okay, whatever. 388 00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:45,842 I'll go along with that last night. 389 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:47,176 Okay. What? Why? 390 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,805 How is there, like, blood coming from the ceiling 391 00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:53,888 every night? 392 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:59,686 Looks pretty good. 393 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:04,941 Yes. They died last year. 394 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:19,125 Does anyone else have any insight on why I should switch rooms? 395 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,541 Because I'm currently in a writer's room. 396 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,424 It just seems nice. 397 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:30,174 Okay, I know I appreciate you telling me 398 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,678 the information. 399 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:55,116 Okay. 400 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,374 Okay. 401 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,804 I never got a possession charge because I did all my drugs 402 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:19,932 too fast. 403 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,022 Yes, I search parties. 404 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:38,701 The fuck? 405 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,626 [Whispers] Okay. 406 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:22,987 Did you fucking see that? 407 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,379 [Exhales] Okay. 408 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,506 Then we'll just going to leave it on. 409 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:31,340 It's fine. 410 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:34,423 Whatever. And. 411 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:43,224 There's always an explanation for the 412 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:47,019 unknown. 413 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,690 I'm Rod Serling. 414 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,739 You've just entered into a hellhole where 18 year olds 415 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:58,781 rule the roads, and screaming is just part of your night. 416 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:05,121 You're in Athens, Georgia, aka the Twilight Zone. 417 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:06,663 Okay. So. 418 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:31,067 I'm not fucking around this, okay? 419 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,693 I don't even up. 420 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,362 I don't even use a hairdryer, so. 421 00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:37,904 Okay. I'm glad I have this for posterity, 422 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,158 because something is wrong with the lights or something. I'm. 423 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,205 I'm going to sleep with this now. 424 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:47,079 Okay? This is my. This is my soap 425 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,336 rifle, my 426 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:53,923 weapon for whatever is happening here, which is probably 427 00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:58,636 just somebody fucking with me that knows I'm in room one nine. 428 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,054 Whatever. 429 00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:03,683 Okay, so I know this is on the cloud, so if anyone anyone's like 430 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,766 looking at it with me. 431 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,895 I'm on. 432 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:17,151 Right. 433 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,353 Hello. 434 00:37:58,651 --> 00:37:59,651 So. Hello. 435 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:38,107 Hey, I know I said I'd call you in the morning. 436 00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:41,614 Yeah, it is weird. 437 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,697 I mean, I'm not going to like. 438 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:47,495 I think it's just somebody that's fucking with me, honestly. 439 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,578 But I just wanted to, like. 440 00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:57,380 Okay, well, if you're off work early enough, 441 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,463 you can come by. 442 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,342 Yeah, it's room 119. 443 00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:06,180 It's at the end. 444 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,263 Yeah. 445 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:13,312 Okay. 446 00:39:13,392 --> 00:39:16,395 Okay. I. 447 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,736 I'm not letting this stop me. 448 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,827 Ghost, can you hold like, 449 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:29,662 tell me if this is funny or not? 450 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:32,665 I guess just give me an indication of if you like it. 451 00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:36,040 And if at this point, I better just get used to it. 452 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,336 Okay? 453 00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:45,091 Already did that one. 454 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,391 I do stand up because when I sit down, 455 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,474 my sciatica flares up. 456 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,537 I guess you didn't like that one. 457 00:39:57,561 --> 00:39:58,607 That's fine. 458 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:01,690 Not that funny. 459 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:09,782 That's 460 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,970 Do you hear that? 461 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,688 I'm keeping this on. 462 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:58,539 Hello. 463 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,480 Who is it? 464 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,944 [Exhales sharply] Okay. 465 00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:36,080 Please, um [scared] 466 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,163 Don't hurt me, please. 467 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,480 Freeze! 468 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,651 Okay. 469 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,869 Okay. 470 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:17,952 Just tired. 471 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:39,098 Okay. 472 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:13,632 What do you call a ravioli? 473 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,428 With 474 00:43:20,222 --> 00:43:23,225 A dinner? 475 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:37,573 The party starting. 476 00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:42,077 I have to get ready. 477 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,141 I'm going to get ready for the party, 478 00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:47,207 and I'm going to take a shower. 479 00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:53,797 I have to get clean. 480 00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:58,844 I have to put my makeup on. 481 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:05,100 Okay. 482 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,944 Okay. 483 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,279 Okay, I'm going to shower, 484 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,908 and I'm going to keep this camera on in case anything else happens. 485 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:25,991 Because I'm going to share this. 486 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,911 And if one of you is fucking with me, then I will 487 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:33,373 figure it out. So. 488 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:39,463 There we go. 489 00:46:40,422 --> 00:46:43,425 Okay. 490 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:48,517 [Exhales] Okay. 491 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:51,600 Right. 492 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,280 [Talking to self] Okay. 493 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,363 I am taking a shower. 494 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:08,534 Okay. 495 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:15,043 All right. 496 00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:18,126 If this is the last time. 497 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,507 I mean, I'm not trying to be morbid. 498 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,509 I'm just Maybe I'm trying to be funny. 499 00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:24,678 I don't know, I'm psyching myself up. 500 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,013 I just need to take a shower. 501 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:29,475 I'm tired. I need some caffeine and a shower. 502 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:32,558 Oh, you guys okay? 503 00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:37,980 So. Turn podcast. Yes. 504 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,706 I can do this. 505 00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:57,836 Would you like to take a shower? 506 00:47:57,916 --> 00:48:00,756 Okay. 507 00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,216 It's fine. 508 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:06,758 It's just tired. 509 00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:09,973 Okay, I'm going to do it. 510 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:11,433 I'm taking a shower. 511 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:16,685 Weird entity Okay. 512 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,443 [Hesitant] Well, 513 00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:52,307 This is the hill I'm dying on. 514 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:55,390 Because I will live in a box on a hill when I die. 515 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,947 When will JonBenet become a musical? 516 00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:08,278 Everything else is. 517 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:18,455 Everyone talks about Amber heard, but nobody asks 518 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:21,833 if Amber listened. 519 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,087 It's topical. 520 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,888 Okay. 521 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,973 I don't want to go in the bathroom 522 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:36,056 oooh but I have to pee 523 00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:38,562 Pee, shower. If I'm not that you will see it. 524 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:39,313 Okay? 525 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:43,692 I'm going to get silly again because I freaked out. 526 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:45,235 I'm not freaked out. It's okay. 527 00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:47,029 It's all good. It's all good. 528 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:50,112 We are back. 529 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,468 We're going to be okay. 530 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:12,471 I'm going to be okay. I'm gonna be okay. 531 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:15,554 I just have to wash my face. 532 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,559 I just have to wash my face. 533 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,356 I just need to wash my face and get all. 534 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:31,486 Everything off. 535 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:37,034 There we go. 536 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,162 My makeup looks really good. 537 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,503 I can't go to bed with this on my face. 538 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,885 I have to take a shower. 539 00:50:58,055 --> 00:50:59,264 I have to take a shower. 540 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:02,479 I can take a shower. 541 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:05,562 I know how to do it. 542 00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:14,695 Hello? Hey. 543 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:33,465 Come with me. 544 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:37,677 Yeah. 545 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,806 I can fit another in the shower. 546 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:45,188 Come on. 547 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:48,271 Let's go. 548 00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:17,721 Oh! Hey. 549 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,263 Hey. I know you might be wondering why I'm still here. 550 00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:24,975 I'm not leaving because this is a free stay. 551 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:28,937 And my toilet is currently, 552 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:33,233 not hooked up to the plumbing at my house, so I'm going to stay here. 553 00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:36,444 And necessity, I'm here. 554 00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:39,990 [To self] Okay? I can handle this. I. 555 00:52:41,032 --> 00:52:44,035 Went to the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast and survived. 556 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,000 So why should I survive? 557 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,127 That's right. Yeah, that'll be fine. 558 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:50,003 I'm just being dumb. 559 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:50,754 I'm so tired. 560 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,381 I've worked, like, ten days in a row. 561 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:58,758 And this is content too, because, like, even if it's not funny, 562 00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:02,053 well, it is funny because the horrors of humanity are funny. 563 00:53:02,470 --> 00:53:03,934 And it [stutters] 564 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,561 When I'm trying to be funny, I'm never funny. 565 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,022 So now when I'm trying to be serious, maybe I'll be funny 566 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:12,692 because it's a funny situation that I'm in that I'm like, stuck here. 567 00:53:12,772 --> 00:53:13,791 I mean, I'm not stuck here. 568 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:15,793 You drive away, but it's just like such a good deal. 569 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,937 And I want to have the free breakfast in the morning. 570 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,409 Okay. I'm just cut. 571 00:53:21,489 --> 00:53:23,411 I mean, you know, cut, fake cut. 572 00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:28,163 But this is for the YouTube channel, and I'm hoping I can maybe, like, get a weird, 573 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,751 extra group of viewers or whatever. 574 00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:36,633 But, yeah, I'm just, 575 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:39,716 I'm talking myself into being crazy again. 576 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,929 So I need to do probably is. 577 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:48,016 Something insane, which is, 578 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:53,855 try to go to bed and then wake up early in the morning. 579 00:53:54,689 --> 00:54:00,779 Like, okay, it okay, I will try to give it about 580 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:03,907 30 more minutes of 581 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:05,996 writing time. 582 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:09,037 I don't know, talking time. 583 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,960 I guess it doesn't matter anyway. 584 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,043 There shouldn't be like five people on my show. 585 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:18,925 That's supposed to be relaxing. 586 00:54:19,005 --> 00:54:22,008 And it is relaxing. I promise. 587 00:54:22,717 --> 00:54:27,222 Okay until next thing. 588 00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,826 Let's just see me, okay? 589 00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:48,451 In here. I have my glasses on now. 590 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,376 Is that red stuff? 591 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:55,587 Is that red? 592 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,670 Might just be a zit or. 593 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,392 Okay. 594 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:12,517 It's mood lighting, relaxing. 595 00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:48,932 Well [humming to self] 596 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,015 Right [humming to self] 597 00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:02,691 Hmm. Somebody 598 00:57:14,889 --> 00:57:17,892 living at the hotel 599 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,563 hung himself in the stairwell. 600 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:26,317 But that was never true. 601 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,743 I was kind of curious, 602 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:34,826 and I went to the library to find books 603 00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:40,832 and local history to learn about the property. 604 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:52,385 Fair share of weirdness. 605 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:01,436 Art. Bumping and stomping 606 00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:05,440 and walking noises. 607 00:58:13,364 --> 00:58:16,868 Fuck! What the fuck just happened? 608 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:21,080 What is this? 609 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:39,766 [Deep breath] Okay, I feel like I'm going a little crazy. 610 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:45,021 I can't focus. 611 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:50,902 Okay I'm gonna set my alarm for. 612 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:54,112 1:30 a.m.. 613 00:58:54,155 --> 00:58:55,535 I just need, like, a power nap. 614 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:58,618 Like [exhales] 615 00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:02,876 I just was insane. 616 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:05,917 I just feel like my brain is melting right now. 617 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,092 Spirits? Can you please help me with this lamp? 618 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:33,311 Okay. [Exhales sharply] Hey. 619 00:59:52,797 --> 00:59:56,050 [Yawning] One hour 620 00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:59,512 [Yawning] One hour. 621 01:00:44,015 --> 01:00:52,015 [Inhales violently] 622 01:02:40,381 --> 01:02:43,384 [Reverberating] Good evening. 623 01:02:43,718 --> 01:02:46,721 Thank you for coming tonight. 624 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,104 So good to see you. 625 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:54,145 [Eerie tone] Okay. 626 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:03,404 Are you ready to hear some jokes? 627 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:13,331 What do you call it 628 01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:16,667 When a man 629 01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:22,507 falls down the stairs and dies? 630 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:28,971 Well? What do you call it? 631 01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:34,352 I don't know either. 632 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:38,356 But I know I saw it happen. 633 01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:42,485 Right outside my window. 634 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:46,906 [Eerie tone of voice] Laugh! 635 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,827 You can laugh. 636 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:57,959 There is a man outside with a jacket and gray hair. 637 01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:03,301 He was walking back and forth 638 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:06,053 I asked him if he would help me. 639 01:04:06,133 --> 01:04:09,136 And he said, “no.” 640 01:04:11,264 --> 01:04:15,059 That's the night That I died. 641 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,815 You can laugh. 642 01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,857 It's funny 643 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:25,486 I promise 644 01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:28,781 I don't mind. 645 01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,371 You know, 646 01:04:32,451 --> 01:04:37,456 it's not so bad once you get to the other side. 647 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:44,213 It's kind of itchy a little at first. 648 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,010 And then it gets very warm. 649 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:54,223 And then once the blood stops, 650 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,603 It gets quiet. 651 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:03,023 Shadow puppets. 652 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:11,574 It's just the intestine twisting around. 653 01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:15,915 Oh, you don't like that? 654 01:05:15,995 --> 01:05:19,707 I'm sorry, if I have offended you. 655 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:24,086 I guess you just don't have a good sense of humor. 656 01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:30,263 [Looks at wall] Oh, that? 657 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:33,346 That stain never goes out. 658 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,683 I live in here. 659 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:41,646 I don't really need anything. 660 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,277 Except company, I suppose. 661 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:53,324 That's why you're all here. 662 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:59,705 It's like going to sleep. 663 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,256 Go on. 664 01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:08,339 We have a have a show every night. 665 01:06:08,881 --> 01:06:11,884 It's not just me. 666 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,345 It's you too. 667 01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:24,397 You can laugh. 668 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,796 You're still here. 669 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:15,678 What keeps you coming back? 670 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:18,761 For more? [Laughs] 671 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:23,808 It's not the jokes. 672 01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:27,978 It's not the [inaudible] 673 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:32,525 Is it that you've heard about this room? 674 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,240 What have you heard about it? 675 01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:43,202 Don't keep it from me. 676 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:48,332 I've had about enough 677 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:52,628 of crowd work. 678 01:10:46,992 --> 01:10:49,995 The joke isn't working. 679 01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:56,543 I tried to rewrite it, and it doesn't 680 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:59,222 work. 681 01:10:59,302 --> 01:11:01,302 [heavy breathing] 682 01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:45,759 He always knows. 683 01:12:00,524 --> 01:12:03,527 Do you want to see something 684 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:07,531 really funny? 685 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:12,453 I saved the best for last. 686 01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:24,882 You know why you're really here. 687 01:12:30,804 --> 01:12:33,807 No. No. 688 01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:40,981 You don't get any more of me. 689 01:12:41,061 --> 01:12:43,061 [laughing] 690 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:48,364 You know why? Mmmm. 691 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:59,742 Because... women... aren't... funny! 692 01:13:03,128 --> 01:13:06,131 We're just bodies 693 01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:09,802 and faces... 694 01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:13,639 and hair. 695 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:31,198 One of us is leaving this room tomorrow morning. 696 01:13:34,284 --> 01:13:37,287 And it's going to be me. 697 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:46,839 It's going to be me this time. 698 01:13:49,383 --> 01:13:52,264 I'll be at your show. 699 01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:54,683 No one wants to see a woman. 700 01:13:54,763 --> 01:13:57,766 Try to be funny anyway, 701 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,603 no one will be there. 702 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:08,068 You'll be okay here. 703 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:15,993 There's an audience in the corner. 704 01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:22,207 They'll laugh at you. 705 01:14:25,919 --> 01:14:26,919 I made a joke! 706 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:43,520 I'm going to go write it down 707 01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:47,858 so that I don't forget it. 708 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:58,177 [audience laughing and clapping] 709 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:16,988 And, cut!