1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:09,926 ♪ I got friends, we run it hard ♪ 2 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:10,927 Top, Zara. 3 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,430 Skirt is Miu Miu. Necklace? 4 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,766 Well, it is a long story involving Gigi Ha did 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:17,993 and a Burger King. 6 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:20,270 - Oh, yeah! - Don't stop! 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,105 - Don't stop. - Oh, come on. 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,232 I mean, no one needs to groan like that. 9 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,067 Leight, I'm just gonna say it, 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,503 this video you're making is embarrassing, 11 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,838 not just for you but for all of us. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,238 Um, excuse me. 13 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,448 Fit vids are a vital part 14 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,949 of the Kappa rush process. 15 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,410 If I can't come up with fun and flirty content, 16 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,786 I might as well be a Pi Phi. 17 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,787 Is that a bad thing? 18 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,289 I'd rather drown myself. 19 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,790 - Oh, okay. - I'll text Jackson. 20 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,625 Ooh, ask him what position he was doing. 21 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,002 It sounded like reverse-cat-dog. 22 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,628 What the hell is reverse-cat-dog? 23 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,606 - Whitney, you'd love it. - I'll send you a link. 24 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,758 Here, you're on fan duty now. 25 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,736 - Wait, where are you going? - I'm off to the loan office 26 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,428 to tell them I lost my co-signer. 27 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:54,637 - Oof. - Sorry, girl. 28 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,761 But I'm feeling hopeful. 29 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:56,866 I even found a heads-up penny 30 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:57,891 on the street today. 31 00:00:57,974 --> 00:00:59,118 It was next to a dead pigeon, 32 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,643 - but still... - All right. 33 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,204 Well, it looks like our neighbors got the message, 34 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,813 so let's go, ladies. 35 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,732 Good luck. 36 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,817 - Top, Zara. Skirt... - Oh, my God! 37 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,694 - It's all you! - Seriously? 38 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,404 Hey, guys, Bela here. 39 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,864 Big fan of your work. 40 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,627 - Should we move? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 41 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,243 - ♪ You want this? - You like that? ♪ 42 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,579 ♪ Quit playin', come get some ♪ 43 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:22,290 ♪ I take cards, I take cash ♪ 44 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,417 ♪ Quit playin', come get some ♪ 45 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,543 ♪ You got chips? ♪ 46 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,003 ♪ Run that ♪ 47 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:28,838 Bela, is your resistance at a zero? 48 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,298 I'm not here to work out. 49 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,966 I'm here to look at the crew team lift. 50 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,635 They're so shredded and tall. 51 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:36,471 It's like looking at a bunch of hot, muscly skyscrapers. 52 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:37,889 Hey. 53 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,766 So are you still taking that biochem class? 54 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,519 - Yeah. - Ugh, kill me. Why? 55 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,521 Because you and I are about to do 56 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:47,065 some bonding... ionic bonding. 57 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,608 What's up, classmate? 58 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,169 Why are you taking biochem? 59 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,028 It's one of the hardest classes on campus. 60 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:53,231 I'm literally only taking it 61 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,906 'cause my parents are making me. 62 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,783 I want to challenge myself. 63 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,469 Expand my interests. See what I'm good at. 64 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:00,829 - Stop. - No more nerdy science talk. 65 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,072 The crew team is coming. Look hot. Stick your tits out. 66 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,593 - Sup? - Saw you watching us. 67 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:18,221 - Us meaning... - Are you with the crew team? 68 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,473 But aren't you, like, short? 69 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,725 - Yeah. - I'm the coxswain. 70 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,562 I make sure the boat finishes first. 71 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,021 I could do the same for you. 72 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,858 See you around. 73 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,487 Holy shit. 74 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,691 ♪ Ooh, I like it, though ♪ 75 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:37,824 ♪ That's how like it ♪ 76 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,076 ♪ That's how I like it ♪ 77 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:41,452 At first, I was disappointed. 78 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,037 But then I thought, don't stress. 79 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,841 You and Taylor will put your heads together, 80 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,374 brainstorm other options. 81 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:49,127 Oh, Kimberly, I love a brainstorm. 82 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,588 You should see my wedding Pinterest board. 83 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,174 That said, uh, the only thing this office can offer you 84 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,259 is a loan. 85 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,510 Right. 86 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,304 Are there any grants I can apply for? 87 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,656 Or how long would I have to serve 88 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,015 in the military to pay for this? 89 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,309 I can do a push-up if I'm on my knees. 90 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,019 - You want my honest advice? - Yes. 91 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,771 Just tell me what to do, and I will do it. 92 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,399 Get the best grades you can. 93 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:12,734 It'll maximize your options 94 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,527 for new schools you can transfer to. 95 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,138 Hey, could you stop reading my phone screen? 96 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:43,640 - We're roommates. - It's my right. 97 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,200 Yeah, I'm kind of with Bela on this one. 98 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:47,310 - Spill it. - Your phone is blowing up 99 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,793 and I know they're from dating apps. 100 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,272 Is it? 101 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,273 Okay, it is. 102 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,816 - Yes! - Wow. 103 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,818 I finally put a face pic up on my profile. 104 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,988 And it seems that I have face that people like to message. 105 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,407 Oh. How many girls are you talking to? 106 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,410 I don't know, like... 30. 107 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,787 - What? - Damn, Leight. 108 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,497 That's, like, two basketball teams. 109 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,831 Look, I've lived in the closet 110 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,583 for, like, my entire life. 111 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,168 I could never just approach someone 112 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,544 out in the open as myself, 113 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,838 so now that I'm out, 114 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,340 it's my turn to catch up. 115 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,943 You never need to justify that to us. 116 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,677 - Agreed. - I'd never slut-shame you. 117 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,596 In fact, I'd only shame you for not being enough of a slut. 118 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,348 - Okay. - Calc is this way. 119 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,058 I'm gonna see you guys later. 120 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,894 Hey, get some hottie's number while you're in there. 121 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,147 ♪ Yeah, I wanted everyone to know about us ♪ 122 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,734 ♪ All mine ♪ 123 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,361 ♪ I remember you were all mine ♪ 124 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,780 ♪ How I looked better back then ♪ 125 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,199 ♪ When I was with you ♪ 126 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,412 ♪ It doesn't matter how hard I try ♪ 127 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,914 ♪ I can't forget those nights ♪ 128 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,542 ♪ When I was with you ♪ 129 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,211 ♪ I'm so, I'm so good ♪ 130 00:04:55,294 --> 00:04:58,715 Biochemistry can be divided into three fields: 131 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,049 Structural biology, 132 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,677 enzymology, and metabolism. 133 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,887 - Hey, take my picture. - Here? Why? 134 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,115 I'm gonna send it to my parents 135 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,515 to prove I'm in this class. 136 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,392 But... okay. 137 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,727 Dude, I'm trying to focus. 138 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,978 Damn, I look good. 139 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,455 Maybe I'll send it to that crew guy. 140 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,897 The short one from the gym? 141 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,917 - He followed me. - And his profile's kind of hot. 142 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,776 I mean, look at his body. 143 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,194 I mean, his proportions are crazy. 144 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,529 He's as tall as he is wide. 145 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,072 He's like a hot, muscly box. 146 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,156 You're not wrong. 147 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,074 He's like a sexy, 148 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,617 little mini-fridge. 149 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,910 Hey, can you shut up? 150 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,663 - I'm sorry. - Is there an issue? 151 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,082 I'm sorry, Professor, but I can't hear anything 152 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,417 with them talking in the back. 153 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,210 Ladies, I advise you to focus. 154 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,380 Students who fall behind in this class rarely catch up. 155 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,758 Wish we could just skip to the end of shopping period 156 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,093 when half these people drop this class. 157 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,762 God, can you believe that guy? 158 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,322 I know, it's like, I'll pay attention 159 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,974 when the class actually starts. 160 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,434 It started 30 minutes ago. 161 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,770 - Oh, shit. - Do you have a pen? 162 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,896 Shut up! 163 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:55,979 Ugh. Jeez, guys. 164 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,327 - Shit, sorry. - No, it's all good. 165 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,554 I think you dropped something. 166 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,288 - No. - No, I... sorry. 167 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,791 It's just some random pamphlet I picked up as a goof. 168 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:15,958 - Wah. - Whoa. 169 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,162 - Hey, don't litter. - Right. 170 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,586 Yeah, I just had that thought. 171 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,213 My name's Kimberly. I'm your neighbor. 172 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,632 - I'm not a litterer. - Yeah, I know who you are. 173 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,343 You leave your retainer in the bathroom sometimes. 174 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,469 Right. Yes. 175 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,471 Well, it was nice running into you. 176 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:29,764 And I'll see you around. 177 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,892 Wait, you're not taking Irish lit, are you? 178 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:35,228 - Yeah. - Is that surprising? 179 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,729 I'm just not used to seeing 180 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:39,315 people who look like you in a class like this. 181 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,901 Well, yeah, it's gonna be really hard for me. 182 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:43,027 I can't read. 183 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,071 - Okay, very funny. - I get it. 184 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,507 This is the right building, right? 185 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,157 That says literature, doesn't it? 186 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,325 - Very funny. - Let's go. 187 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,120 ♪ I was vibin' with you ♪ 188 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,163 ♪ Oh, but then you came through ♪ 189 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,957 He wants to call us out in class? 190 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,043 We should be calling him out for being such a damn kiss-ass. 191 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,169 He was such a bio-bro. 192 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,712 That guys sounds like a jerk. 193 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,256 But also, biochem is really hard. 194 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,566 Are you sure you want to take that? 195 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,842 I am not some token athlete 196 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,301 who only takes easy classes. 197 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:08,594 - Mm... - Okay. 198 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,030 I mean, to date, have I done exactly that? 199 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,806 Yes. But I'm switching it up. 200 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,492 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 201 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,017 Do you guys hear that? 202 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,520 Is someone else in here? 203 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,898 Leighton, are you in there with someone? 204 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,733 Oh, God damn it. 205 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,196 - That was fun. - Yeah. 206 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,781 - I will call you later. - Okay. 207 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,908 Bye. 208 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,494 Stop looking at me like that. 209 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,830 - You had a girl in there? - The whole time? 210 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,415 Okay, I am an adult woman. 211 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:38,851 I should be allowed to bring people 212 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,376 back to my room without questions. 213 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:41,752 Agreed. 214 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,087 Except for the questions part. 215 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,505 Did you do toy stuff? Hand stuff? 216 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,965 Did you use my bed? Because it is 217 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:47,592 completely okay if you did. 218 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:50,052 - Okay, we're done here. - I am going to dinner. 219 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,513 Oh, it's build-your-own- pasta-bowl night. 220 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,724 I love building my own pasta bowl! 221 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,058 I built wrong. 222 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,894 Yeah, you used teriyaki sauce. 223 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,788 I saw someone do that on the Food Network once 224 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,731 when I watched cable at a friend's house. 225 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,107 Bela, are you still texting 226 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,376 with the short guy from the gym? 227 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,484 Wes? Yeah. 228 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,153 He's a really sexy texter. 229 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:09,488 He uses full sentences with punctuation. 230 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,449 It's, like, okay, write me novel, daddy. 231 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:13,910 Huh. 232 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,578 - What? What's wrong? - He just wrote, 233 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,981 "Have you thought about the upside 234 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,038 "of fucking a guy 235 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,457 two inches shorter than you?" 236 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,540 What does that mean? 237 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,709 It takes less time 238 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,252 for his pants to hit the floor? 239 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,479 Or maybe he's saying you'll be less cramped 240 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:25,963 - in a twin bed. - Wait. 241 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,733 Do you think he means the height of his dick? 242 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,383 Like, where it's at? 243 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,053 Oh, my God, maybe. 244 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:34,013 Hey, um, Kimberly, you're about as tall as him. 245 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,096 - Stand up. - Wait. 246 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,432 What do you want me to do? 247 00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,784 Just hold this at your crotch like a penis. 248 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:38,935 Oh, Bela, I don't want to... 249 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:39,936 Now, thrust. 250 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,103 Thrust! 251 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,357 He's right. Look. 252 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,150 Yeah, that angle is, like, perfect. 253 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,568 - Can I stop? - That's it. 254 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,986 I'm gonna start eating in my room. 255 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,155 - Oh, my God. - Y'all, it's official. 256 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,490 I'm gonna fuck a short king. 257 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,950 I also have some exciting news. 258 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,510 I went to the financial aid office today, 259 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,929 and I think I've found a way to stay at Essex. 260 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,288 - Oh, my God, that's great. - How? 261 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,998 I might sell my eggs. 262 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,626 Wait, Kimberly, are you being serious? 263 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,878 - Yeah. - Turns out, I can make $80,000. 264 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,940 - That's crazy, right? - Well, I love this for you. 265 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,966 Celebrities buy smart girl eggs all the time. 266 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,260 You could be the female half of a famous baby. 267 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,595 But isn't this, like, a major surgery? 268 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:15,989 Lots of people do it all the time. 269 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,348 It's super common. 270 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,058 Also, I might be able to fix my problem 271 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,810 with something that's in my body. 272 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,436 That seems cool and, like, feminist. 273 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,146 Mm, all right, but what happens 274 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,648 when 20 years from now 275 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,984 your hot personal trainer says "I'm your son"? 276 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,819 Is that why he took the job? 277 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,582 - Oh, my God. - You almost kissed your son. 278 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,006 Okay, what if this is the only way 279 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,030 Kimberly can stay here? 280 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,825 I mean, shouldn't she do it? 281 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,743 I just think you should do some research 282 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,328 so you know what you're getting into. 283 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,330 And if you do it and end up being the subject 284 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,641 of a "New York Magazine" article 285 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:43,874 that gets turned into a movie, 286 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,627 I would love to write it for you. 287 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,798 ♪ I say, I say, I say, I say ♪ 288 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,508 ♪ I say, I say ♪ 289 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:53,926 ♪ So I say, I say ♪ 290 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,553 - Hey, Mom. - What a nice surprise. 291 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,346 Oh, I love hearing your voice, baby. 292 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,807 My assistant put you on my schedule to call, 293 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,559 so this is me calling. 294 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,020 - You don't have to say that. - You can just call. 295 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,564 How's the new trimester going? 296 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,190 - Great. - I'm taking a class 297 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,434 I actually think you're gonna be pretty impressed with. 298 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,153 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 299 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,863 It's biochem. It's super hard 300 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,786 and has one of the lowest pass rates on campus. 301 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,617 - So I was thinking... - Well, why are you doing that? 302 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,036 Uh, what? 303 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,079 Don't bite off more than you can chew. 304 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,290 That's a saying for a reason. 305 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,101 Why does no one think I can handle this class? 306 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,853 Do you think I'm, like, not smart or something? 307 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,378 Of course I think you're smart, 308 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,981 but it's not like you're going to become 309 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,685 - a chemist or a doctor. - How do you know? 310 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,635 What if I'm, like, secretly brilliant at science? 311 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,302 I could be the next, like, Bill Nye. 312 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,054 Honey, listen, just take classes 313 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,388 that'll get you a good GPA. 314 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,015 And I'll get you hooked up somewhere. 315 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:42,933 You want to work for Obama? Easy. 316 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,477 I'll find you something. 317 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,562 Well, maybe I already found something. 318 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:49,315 And maybe I'm gonna kick its ass. 319 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,573 Anyone else but Andrew? 320 00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,408 Anyone? 321 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,368 Whitney. 322 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,036 Trigonal planar. 323 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,037 Nice. 324 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,580 Okay, now for an easy one. 325 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:07,124 ♪ You don't know what ♪ 326 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,920 ♪ I am capable of ♪ 327 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,881 ♪ Don't ask me to stop, don't let it run ♪ 328 00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:17,968 ♪ I'm gonna get what I deserve ♪ 329 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,346 ♪ I'm in love with the feel ♪ 330 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:24,433 ♪ I pray to be healed, the worst is yet to come ♪ 331 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:30,731 ♪ And I am so done asking for permission ♪ 332 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,733 ♪ I'm taking what's mine ♪ 333 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,318 ♪ I'm taking what's mine ♪ 334 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:38,406 ♪ I am so done asking for permission ♪ 335 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,576 ♪ A girl in my position could conquer the world ♪ 336 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,045 Damn, it's like we're a puzzle. 337 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,591 Okay. Show me you can do it. 338 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,849 ♪ My child ♪ 339 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,475 Okay, hemoglobin. Go. 340 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,977 Hemoglobin carries oxygen 341 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,788 from the respiratory organs to the rest of the body. 342 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,022 Correct. You're gonna kill this quiz tomorrow. 343 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,442 I hope so. Honestly, biochem is interesting. 344 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,569 I love knowing why the stuff in our world 345 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,945 is the way it is. 346 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,780 It's such a rush to, like, learn stuff. 347 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,407 - I know, right? - Mm-hmm. 348 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,051 I always thought college was just what you had to do 349 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,619 before starting your life, but I get it now. 350 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,180 Hey, any more thoughts on the egg stuff? 351 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,958 - Lots. - I made a pros and cons list. 352 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:33,419 Oh, wow, you really got into the margins there, huh? 353 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,605 Yeah. I mean, I knew this would be a difficult decision, 354 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,506 but it's really overwhelming. 355 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,008 Well, it is a really big deal. 356 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,771 But I'm sure you'll figure out what's best. 357 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,011 Thank you. 358 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,374 Hey, what's with the ginger ale 359 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,763 in the pros column? 360 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,991 Oh, I figure after the surgery, 361 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,075 I'll be allowed to drink a lot 362 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,684 of free hospital ginger ale. 363 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,144 Oh. 364 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,354 I guess that shouldn't factor into my decision. 365 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,899 ♪ I'll hunt you down, I'll hunt you down ♪ 366 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,360 Bela, why are your pants so short? 367 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,196 These, uh, cropped joggers 368 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,299 are the full-length pants of the guy I've been boning. 369 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,034 That's right, another perk to fucking a short king. 370 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,702 - It's that good? - It's everything. 371 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,412 My girl Zendaya knows what's up. 372 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,039 Shorter guys are where it's at. 373 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,416 I am so glad you have a nice connection with him. 374 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,768 No, I'm talking about his dick. 375 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,211 It's scientifically superior. 376 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,938 The blood flow's way more efficient in small guys. 377 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,923 That actually makes sense. 378 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,966 Leight, I ran into Anne on the quad, 379 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,134 and she said to say hi. 380 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,677 - Oh, no. - Don't talk to Anne. 381 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,561 I ended things. She won't be coming back here. 382 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,722 Aw, Anne was sweet. 383 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,140 I liked that she brought cookies. 384 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,975 See, I liked Claire and her hat game. 385 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,560 Tough to pull off a flat brim. 386 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,479 - Oh, my God. - Don't talk to Claire either. 387 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,648 I did see Claire yesterday, and I did say hi. 388 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,025 - No. - No, why would you do that? 389 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,586 So you're not dating Claire or Anne? 390 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,903 I'm not dating anyone. 391 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,405 Sorry, it's tough to keep up. 392 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,951 Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but fine. 393 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,536 I will update you 394 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,371 on some details of my recent hookups. 395 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,873 - Okay, whoo. - I have been praying for this. 396 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,208 Yes, but pay attention 397 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,085 because I am never doing this again. 398 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,462 - Here's the lineup. - I'm gonna start a Google Doc. 399 00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,630 I'm still seeing Tori. 400 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,257 Stephanie's out. August is in. 401 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,342 If Monica sends one more GIF, she's out. 402 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,261 Molly's in. Jess is out. 403 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,179 Hot bangs girl from the student center 404 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,847 flossed in front of me, so she's out. 405 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,700 Which one's the one that gave us the fancy candle 406 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:11,976 that I light when I have dairy? 407 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,353 - That's Cat. - Do not let her in. 408 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,604 Yes, Kimberly? 409 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,356 Anne friended me on GoodReads, 410 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,566 and I want to accept. 411 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,649 Do not accept. 412 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,193 I already did. 413 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,947 ♪ Your nugget ♪ 414 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,908 ♪ Baby, baby, shake it for me ♪ 415 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,832 What are you writing that's so funny? 416 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,935 - You really want to know? - 'Cause it's about my sex life. 417 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,311 You're just gonna ask me to read it 418 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,837 and make it funnier anyway, so... 419 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,672 Okay, well, I'm writing a piece 420 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,466 about how short kings are unexpected sex gods. 421 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,386 - Wow, I'm... I'm flattered. - Thank you. 422 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,638 Oh, I'm not talking about you. 423 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,473 Wait, do you think you're a short king? 424 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,350 I'm 5'8", so maybe. 425 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,102 Eric, sweetie, you're not a short king. 426 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,813 You're like a nerd prince. You're like a straight twink. 427 00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,941 Straight twink is definitely not how I see myself. 428 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,443 Short kings are thicc and meaty. 429 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,045 They're not guys who get pushed away by the wind. 430 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,829 I got picked up by a gust of wind one time, 431 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:06,822 and you won't let it go. 432 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:07,990 Who's the short king? 433 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,491 - Hold up. - Are you jealous? 434 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,702 - No, I still see other people. - Exactly. 435 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,105 Also, I think that it's not fair 436 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,472 that you can talk about my body shape 437 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,724 and I can't say anything about yours. 438 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,041 - Oh, really? - Well, come at me. 439 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,251 - Fine. - You're, like, really bony. 440 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,229 Like, when we have sex, our pelvises clang together. 441 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,897 It sounds like someone's trying to fix an old car. 442 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,733 That's 'cause you're just as skinny as me, bro. 443 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,443 Which is why it's weird that the sex is so good. 444 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,886 I know. It's almost as good as with the short king. 445 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,907 It's actually kind of better. 446 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,576 - Sorry, what was that? - What was the last... 447 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,161 - The last part? - Shut up. You heard me. 448 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,287 It's just I'm so tall that it's hard to hear 449 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188 from up here sometimes. 450 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,981 ♪ You pull me under ♪ 451 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,817 ♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, oh ♪ 452 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,361 ♪ Oh ♪ 453 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:49,323 In "Meghan's Quandary," the decision is a tough one. 454 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,576 Does Meghan, penniless and starving, 455 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,078 return to Dublin? 456 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:58,207 Or does she pursue her dreams in America? 457 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,500 And, of course, 458 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,044 there are no clear right or wrong answers. 459 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,253 That being said, 460 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,382 Meghan did return home to Ireland 461 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,967 and promptly died of cholera. 462 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,719 Her last words? 463 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,971 "Why did I do it?" 464 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,266 Her decision haunted her. 465 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,434 Excuse me. 466 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,647 It's an overwhelming story for many. 467 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,358 Now, let's discuss the epilogue. 468 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,405 You okay? You ran out of there really fast. 469 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,906 Was it a bathroom thing? 470 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,408 - Oh, my God. - Jesus Christ, no. 471 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,159 No, my stomach is great. 472 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,746 - I'm just stressed. - Sorry. 473 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,375 I don't know if I'll be able to stay here at Essex. 474 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,293 - Oh, shit. - But I'm fine. 475 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,920 I don't want to bother you with that. 476 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,463 - Nah, it's fine. - I mean... 477 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,257 I had to leave my college too. 478 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,467 If it wasn't for that tornado just absolutely 479 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,261 shredding my college to pieces, 480 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,555 I'd still be in Kansas with my friends, 481 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,640 frat, my truck. 482 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:57,891 Oh, I didn't realize 483 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,335 you missed your old school so much. 484 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,729 You seem like you'd fit in anywhere you go. 485 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,564 - Eh, no. - Not really. 486 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,065 I mean, yeah, sexually, 487 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,668 people are pretty receptive to me here, 488 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,902 but making friends is harder. 489 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,654 Yeah, I feel the same way. 490 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,449 Except sexually, it's hard for me too. 491 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,075 Look, all I'm saying is, 492 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,761 I know that leaving a place you love sucks, 493 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,622 so I really hope you don't have to go through that. 494 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,541 Thanks. 495 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,084 I'll see you around. 496 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,635 All right, everyone. 497 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,221 30 minutes left on the test. 498 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,767 Mm. 499 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,650 - Holy shit. - That test was brutal. 500 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,611 I know, but I think I did okay. 501 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,130 Did I know everything? Absolutely not. 502 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,781 But I kind of impressed myself. 503 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491 Hell yeah, you did. 504 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,493 - I'm not raising my voice. - I'm just... 505 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,911 Guys, we've discussed this. 506 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,674 Don't listen outside our door. It's creepy. 507 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,223 Leighton is in there with two other girls, 508 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,767 and it is a knock-down, drag-out fight. 509 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,083 I guess a girl named Molly 510 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,376 brought Leighton some flowers. 511 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,711 But then this girl named Jess 512 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,004 showed up at the same time. 513 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,422 And Molly and Jess have history. 514 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,466 And Leighton either knew or she didn't. 515 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,176 Okay, get out of our way. 516 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,819 I can't believe I brought you peonies. 517 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,262 They're not even in season. 518 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,907 And I can't believe you were dating my ex. 519 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,516 Okay, I only slept with Molly once. 520 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,684 - So we're not together? - No, not right now. 521 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,977 Okay, I would not have 522 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,521 bought us Phoebe Bridgers tickets 523 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,956 if I knew that you were seeing other people. 524 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,300 Oh, Phoebe Bridgers is the shit. 525 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,108 - I'll go with you. - Okay, I told you both, 526 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,903 I'm newly out and I'm just... I'm taking it slow. 527 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,571 Leighton? 528 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,406 Cat, what are you doing here? 529 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,408 I'm here to return your underwear. 530 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,660 Oh, shit. 531 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,328 Oh, hey, Molly. 532 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,080 Leighton, I didn't know you knew my ex. 533 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,540 Oh, you guys dated too? 534 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,416 I love this. 535 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,876 Okay, everyone shut up. 536 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,253 Leighton can bang who she wants. 537 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,213 This is not "Bridger ton." Everybody out. 538 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,840 - Hustle, hustle. - Get out. Bye. 539 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,258 - Let's go, lesbians. - Let's go. 540 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,985 And why the hell are you two here anyway? 541 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,220 Oh, excuse us for being messy bitches who love drama. 542 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,181 Ooh, let's go next door and try to eavesdrop from there. 543 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,643 Turns out secretly fucking suburban moms 544 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,228 is a whole lot easier than navigating 545 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,688 the queer community at Essex 546 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,731 where everyone has slept with everyone else. 547 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,709 Okay, be honest, are we gonna have to change our locks? 548 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,110 Did you give anyone a key? 549 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,451 - Oh, God. - Here we go. 550 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,455 - What? - But I studied my ass off. 551 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,583 Holy shit, you got a 62? 552 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,959 I got a 4. 553 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,627 As a reminder, today is the last day 554 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,045 to drop this class. 555 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,881 So if you're not feeling confident, 556 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,133 I suggest you leave. 557 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,694 Whit, I'm never gonna pass this class. 558 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,553 I think we should drop it while we still can. 559 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,016 Look, I know we didn't do well, 560 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,767 but I want to stay. 561 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,269 - Seriously? - Yeah. 562 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,229 I really think I can do this. 563 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,814 Even though I didn't do the best, 564 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,274 I want to keep trying. 565 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,152 - Fine. Fuck it. - I'll stay too. 566 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,445 All right. 567 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,363 The rest of you, let's get started. 568 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,865 - Let's turn to page... - Hey. 569 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,950 Hey, I know you probably weren't paying attention, 570 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,036 but now is your time to leave. 571 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,704 Yeah, I'm staying. 572 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,248 And just like an electron around a nucleus, 573 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,917 I'm gonna run circles around your ass. 574 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,502 Okay. 575 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,397 - Did I get that right? - I don't fucking know. 576 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,006 But that was cool as hell. 577 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,968 ♪ Did you notice ♪ 578 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,639 ♪ That moves easily? ♪ 579 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,141 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 580 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:29,061 ♪ Moving on again ♪ 581 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,313 ♪ Once I'm spinning ♪ 582 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,190 ♪ I can't stop spinning ♪ 583 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,943 ♪ Can't stop spinning ♪ 584 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,488 ♪ Once I'm spinning ♪ 585 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,323 ♪ I can't stop spinning ♪ 586 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,575 ♪ Can't stop spinning ♪ 587 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,661 Hi, yes, my name is Kimberly Finkle 588 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,789 and I wanted to apply to sell my eggs. 589 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,250 Okay, the jacket is Veronica Beard. 590 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,002 Um, jeans are Hudson. 591 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,463 And the boots are Gucci. 592 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,597 ♪ You don't have to come around ♪ 593 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,934 ♪ Take it back, tears will fall again ♪ 594 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,143 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 595 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,311 Jesus. 596 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,397 Ow! Ow! 597 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,359 Okay, Leighton, 598 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:19,778 you've tested positive for chlamydia. 599 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,072 What? No, I've only been with women recently, 600 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,740 so that's actually impossible. 601 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,450 It's actually very possible 602 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,952 and something you should contact 603 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,537 all your recent partners about. 604 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:51,435 ♪ All that sex with lust ♪ 605 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,353 ♪ Seldom I beg, but ♪ 606 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:58,567 ♪ All that sex with lust ♪ 607 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,485 ♪ Seldom I beg, but ♪ 608 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,071 ♪ What if I'm a material one? ♪ 609 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,367 ♪ For that freaky boy that I love ♪ 610 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:11,079 ♪ Millions of heads of Barbie dolls ♪ 611 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,708 ♪ Necklaces and bracelets ♪ 612 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,794 ♪ Bulk of lace ♪ 613 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,673 ♪ Of freckled leather ♪ 614 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,259 ♪ Where are you gonna go like that? 615 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:29,139 ♪ You're a mouthful, off my old souvenirs ♪