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SHELDON: It's nice to get back to nature.
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Why don't I do this more often?
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(DOOR OPENING)
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What a beautiful forest.
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(GASPS) Hello, little butterfly. Mmm.
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What's your name... Oh!
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(CHUCKLES) What you doin'?
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I was enjoying some virtual reality.
You ruined it with your actual face.
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What am I smelling?
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It's car air freshener.
I was simulating the smell of the forest.
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That's not what the forest smells like.
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Well, how would I know?
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Why are you pretending
to be outdoors? You hate it.
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Oh, Amy showed me a compelling study
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that demonstrated the cognitive benefit
of spending time in the wilderness.
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Buddy, I am ready to
drive you into the wilderness
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anytime you want and leave you there.
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Well, make your jokes,
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but some of the participants who spent
four days in the woods,
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away from all technology,
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reported a 50% gain
in reasoning skills upon their return.
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Okay, if that's true, why aren't there
more genius squirrels?
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You may need this more than I do.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Here's your tea.
- (SHELDON GASPS)
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You don't sneak up on a guy
when he's sitting on a log.
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You know,
if you really wanna be in nature,
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why don't we rent a cabin?
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I'm sorry, when did you even get here?
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You know, there's a cabin in Big Bear
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that a doctor I work with
keeps offering me.
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Because he's hitting on you?
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- She.
- Oh, good.
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But I could get her.
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Look, we could all go for the weekend.
It'll be fun.
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Yeah... (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me.
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Here, look up fun, get back to me.
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You and I could still go
and have a nice weekend.
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Sure.
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Come on, Sheldon, let's go with them.
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(SCOFFS) I hardly think so.
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But you be sure and say hello
to all the mosquitos, bees, bears,
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snakes, possums, poison oak...
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Oh, and last but not least,
teenagers with guitars.
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I'll see if it's available.
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You know, if that study's real, Leonard
might come back smarter than you.
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- Are you trying to manipulate me?
- Yes.
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- Well done, it worked. We're going.
- Yay!
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(GUNSHOTS ON TV)
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Come on, Raj, give me a bag.
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No, no, you're pregnant.
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The only thing you carry
is our hope for a better tomorrow.
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Hey, where you been?
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Ah, Raj took me to the baby doctor
and then we swung by the grocery store.
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Did you get graham crackers?
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I mean... (STAMMERING) Is the baby okay?
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Yes and yes.
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I didn't know you needed help
running errands today.
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- I didn't, but Raj volunteered.
- Really?
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Yeah, ever since
you told him I was pregnant,
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he's really been making a fuss over me.
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Well, I guess that's kind of sweet.
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Bernie, I just forwarded you
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a list of the top five lactation
consultants in Los Angeles.
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I know my favorite,
but I'd love to hear what you think.
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And it just got weird.
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- Hey, Amy's downstairs.
- Okay. One sec.
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Uh, what... What you got goin' on here?
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I bought a baseball cap.
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I can see that. What team did you get?
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Uh, Hufflepuff from Harry Potter.
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Well, we'll be in the woods.
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I'm ready to go. (SIGHS)
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Anything you'd like to say to him?
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Nice hat, Sheldon.
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Thanks.
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Why you so mean to me?
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(WOMAN SCREAMING IN PAIN
ON TABLET)
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What the hell are you watching?
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Raj found all these
childbirth videos online.
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This one is of a woman
giving birth in a river.
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Okay, that is the least Jewish thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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You feel like Raj is getting a little
carried away with all the baby stuff?
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I don't think so, he just wants to be
part of the experience.
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All right. If you say so.
What's in the box?
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It's an ultrasonic microphone
so we can hear the baby's heartbeat.
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Oh! That's cool. Can we try it?
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Well, actually, Raj ordered it.
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He made me promise to wait
till he was here.
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So he can be part of the experience?
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Yeah.
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Surprised he let us conceive without him.
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It's a sore spot, don't bring it up.
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It's so cute and rustic up here.
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I know, did you see they still have
a video rental place?
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It's like Colonial Williamsburg.
(CHUCKLES)
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Well, cell service is down to one bar,
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so if anyone needs medical attention
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or to tell a stranger their political
views are stupid, now's the time.
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Have you ever been off the grid before?
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Once. The battery ran out on my phone.
I had to wait for my iPad to turn on.
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I was afraid he was gonna eat me.
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Raj just pulled up.
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(SIGHS) I'm gonna say something to him.
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Leave it alone. He means well.
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So, you don't think
he needs to rein it in a little?
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No, not really.
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You're not concerned he's acting like
somehow this is his kid, too?
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He's just trying to be supportive.
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Just supportive.
Not over-the-top in any way?
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No.
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RAJ: (IN SING-SONG VOICE) Hello!
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You saw him carrying that.
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Astronauts saw him carrying that.
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(GASPS) This place is great!
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So nice of that doctor
to just let you use it.
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Well, she is taking me
to an Indigo Girls concert,
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so hold that thought.
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Okay, well, should we
check each other for ticks?
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Sheldon, all we did
was walk in from the car.
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Oh, well, suit yourself.
Who wants to check me?
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On the other hand, safety first.
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Wow! It's really coming down.
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Yeah, this sucks.
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And there goes our hike.
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Oh! Not our hike!
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Now we have to stay safe and warm.
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You know, we could still go.
A little rain isn't gonna kill us.
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Have you been outside in the rain
with Sheldon?
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- No.
- You'll wish it would kill you.
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So what do we do now?
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They have some board games.
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Yeah, most of the Jenga pieces are missing
and the Scrabble only has seven tiles.
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So, unless you want to build
an unimpressive structure
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with the word SNERPF next to it, move on.
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Hey, let's light a fire.
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Ooh! That sounds cozy.
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I don't think I've lit a real fire before.
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It's basic thermodynamics.
I'm sure we could figure that out.
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I could stack the logs conically
to facilitate air flow.
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That would maximize oxygen
for optimal combustion.
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Right, so all we need is to...
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Got it.
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Scientists made that.
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Look, Raj.
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You're my best friend in the world,
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and I really appreciate
your enthusiasm about the baby.
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Please, my pleasure.
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And, of course, Howie and I both
want you to be a part of all this.
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But we have to set some boundaries.
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I don't understand.
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The three of us aren't having this baby.
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Just the two of us.
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Oh!
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Okay. Yeah, I get it.
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I'll back off.
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- Thanks for understanding.
- Of course.
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Give you guys some space.
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Let me just get this out of your way.
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Oh! (GROANS)
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- You need some help?
- No, I got it.
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(CLATTERING)
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- Raj, Raj, wait.
- Please, Bernadette.
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Let me leave with my dignity.
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Hey, you guys wanna play a drinking game?
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(STUTTERS) We'll never win.
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You always play the drinking game.
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Not the drinking game, a drinking game.
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To be fair, good at both.
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- What's the game?
- All right.
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It's called Never Have I Ever.
The rules are simple.
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Someone says something they've never done,
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but if you have done it, you take a drink.
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I've never played that before.
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Hey, now wait, have we started,
do I drink, what is happening?
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Okay, just calm down, I'll go first.
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All right, let's see. Never have I ever...
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She's trying to think of something
she's never done before,
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this could take a while.
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Very funny.
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Okay, never have I ever...
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Yeah, you know what,
let's just circle back.
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Okay, I'll go.
Never have I ever been arrested.
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So I drink?
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No, it's only if you've done it.
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Got it.
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I can't believe you've been arrested.
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Hmm, I can't believe Penny hasn't.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Sheldon, what did you do?
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Well, I'm not proud of it,
but... I jaywalked.
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Oh, no, it's like a horror movie,
we're trapped in a cabin with a maniac!
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I'm surprised you would do that.
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No, I, I crossed in
the middle of the street.
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And normally I wouldn't, but I saw
an aggressive looking girl scout and...
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Yeah, it was the heart of cookie season.
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Anyway, there was a police officer,
and he witnessed the whole thing.
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What, he arrested you for that?
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Hmm? Uh, no, he didn't do anything.
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So I said, "You just saw me jaywalk,
why aren't you doing your job? You know?
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(STUTTERS) "Maybe I should arrest you
for, for impersonating a police officer."
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And then you got arrested.
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Oh, and how.
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I feel like I just made
a horrible mistake.
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Yeah.
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But on the other hand,
I didn't kick him out of our lives.
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I just asked him to back off a little.
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Yeah.
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What? You gonna cry?
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Yeah!
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Baby hormones or actually sad?
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I can't tell anymore! (SOBS)
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I'll go get him.
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And bring back the bear! (SOBS)
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This game's dangerous,
I could get you in trouble.
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How?
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Well, never have I ever used
Sheldon's toothbrush to clean the sink.
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Fine. Is that how you play this?
All right.
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Never have I ever come up
with a nickname for my own genitals.
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Never should have told you about
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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Okay, my turn.
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Um...
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Never have I ever completely rocked
my girlfriend's world in bed.
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Amy.
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You know the rules. Drink.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Yeah, go ahead.
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That's right.
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All right, my turn. Um...
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Oh! I know.
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Never have I ever kept
a secret bank account
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because I think
my wife can't handle money.
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Did I win? I feel like I won.
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I can't believe this.
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You realize I make more money than you.
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Yeah, I know. But this isn't a big deal.
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It's just a little savings I put aside.
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We're married.
We're supposed to share everything.
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What? You mean, like,
your massive credit card debt?
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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I'm calling it, I won.
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I appreciate the apology,
but it's really not necessary.
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I overstepped my bounds.
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No, Raj. You've been great.
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I just need to start doing my part
around here.
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BERNADETTE: I hear that.
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Well, if that's the case,
is there anything I can do to help?
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Well, not right now, but we could
try out that microphone you got us
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and listen to the baby's heartbeat.
249
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:04,098
Really? (STUTTERS)
It's okay if I listen with you?
250
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,432
Of course.
251
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,519
(GASPS) Can I squirt the ultrasound jelly
on your stomach?
252
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,860
Hey, look at that, it's weird again.
253
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(DOOR OPENING)
254
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,572
Okay, you have every right to be mad.
255
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,829
And what you said is true,
you do make more money than me.
256
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,456
So I had no right to do what I did.
257
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,663
And I'm so sorry.
I hope you can forgive me.
258
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,790
How long have you had this secret account?
259
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:34,423
A couple years, but I just put a few bucks
aside every month for emergencies.
260
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,879
Well, how much you got in there?
261
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$6,427,
262
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,798
$47 once my nana's
birthday check gets here.
263
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,643
My God, Leonard, do you know what
I could do with that kind of money?
264
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804
No, I do, and that's why I hid it.
265
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,104
What good is it if you don't use it?
266
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:55,479
Uh, you have shoes you love
but never wear.
267
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,942
I have money I love but never spend.
268
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,073
We're kind of a cute couple that way.
(CHUCKLES)
269
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Again, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have kept it a secret.
270
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,997
Well, I have a secret
I've been keeping from you, too.
271
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,500
Is it a secret bank account?
'Cause that would be awesome. (CHUCKLES)
272
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,870
I hate my job.
273
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,293
Really? Why?
274
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,174
Because I don't feel good
flirting with doctors for sales.
275
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,382
I mean, I know I make a lot of money,
but I haven't been happy for a while.
276
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,593
(SIGHS) Why didn't you tell me?
277
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Because I know how important it is to you
that I'm having some success.
278
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,555
That's not true.
279
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,969
Okay, really? So you'd be fine
280
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,264
if I went back to acting
and waiting tables again?
281
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,182
If that's what you wanna do, yes.
282
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,397
- Well, it's not what I wanna do.
- Oh, yes! (CHUCKLES)
283
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,025
Doesn't matter what I want.
284
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,860
Look, this job
is gonna get me out of debt,
285
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,024
so I'm gonna do the grown-up thing
and see it through.
286
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,532
Wow. That is the grown-up thing.
287
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,034
I guess.
288
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I love you.
289
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,997
I love you, too.
290
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,038
You know...
291
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:59,050
Never have I ever made love
in the forest while it was raining.
292
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,420
Well, guess I gotta drink.
293
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,552
- All right, here we go.
- (ALL CHUCKLING)
294
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,517
(STATIC ON THE SPEAKER)
295
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,442
I'm not hearing anything.
296
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,898
Give me a second.
297
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,229
Are you sure you can do this?
298
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,821
Hey, who found four dollars and change
on the beach with his metal detector?
299
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,987
I buried it there so we could go home.
300
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,626
(RAPID HEARTBEAT ON SPEAKER)
301
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,253
- (GASPS) Hey, that's it.
- (CHUCKLES)
302
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Whoa.
303
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,751
Isn't that the best?
304
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,671
You guys made a person.
305
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,264
(HEARTBEAT CONTINUES)
306
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,932
We did.
307
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,473
And I like to think I helped.
308
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,694
(WHISPERS) You didn't.
309
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:15,536
Oh, um, never have I ever drunk milk
past its expiration date.
310
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:24,507
Never have I ever
canceled a dentist appointment.
311
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,387
Oh, uh, never have I ever
put my foot in the ocean.
312
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:42,612
Never have I ever
honked if I liked anything.
313
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,826
Oh, uh...
314
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:54,662
Never have I ever thrown,
caught or touched a Frisbee.
315
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,494
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
316
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:08,089
Never have I ever put salt on my food
without trying it first.
317
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,008
Oh!
318
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:18,269
Never have I ever
pushed all the buttons in an elevator.
319
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,400
(GASPS)
320
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,898
Well, we all have a past.
321
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