1 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,360 Come quickly! Come quickly! Let's do this! 2 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,400 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 3 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,660 go! go! go! 4 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:49,390 Rupert and I bought this. On our fifth anniversary 5 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:52,360 You have excellent taste. 6 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:54,610 Do you want it? 7 00:00:55,570 --> 00:00:59,160 But it's Hockney. It must have been worth millions of pounds. 8 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:01,990 Good point. You should probably answer yes. 9 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,870 - Auction Division. -Wait a minute, ma'am. 10 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:11,880 Mrs. Mannion-- 11 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:14,210 Sorry. Mr. Welton. 12 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:16,590 George is here 13 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:18,260 If he's here, why isn't he here? 14 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:20,970 Yes. Good point. 15 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:22,550 George. 16 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:25,310 -Hikki boy. -Good one. 17 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:28,060 Hey. I love what you did with this place. 18 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,940 you do it yourself Or find poof to help you? 19 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:33,150 I can ask your hair too, please. 20 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:36,230 She's a cheeky person, right? 21 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:39,110 That's right, darling. Listen, I have practice in a moment. 22 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,750 So whatever it is You need to remove those impressive breasts. 23 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:44,500 -Let me have it. -Of course. 24 00:01:44,580 --> 00:01:45,580 you were fired 25 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,040 That's right. 26 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,660 And I'll buy it out. The rest of your contract, so... 27 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:52,840 Wish you the best of luck 28 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:56,130 Fired? For what? 29 00:01:58,260 --> 00:02:00,970 I think I can go. For many reasons, really. 30 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,350 One of your casual misogyny. 31 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:05,270 -What? -I know it's a big word. 32 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:06,980 Ask one of your daughters what it means. 33 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,640 Or maybe it's your performance. 34 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:12,650 that has led this team through Another amazingly average season. 35 00:02:12,730 --> 00:02:15,320 Or maybe it's because you insist. To wear those tiny shorts 36 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,150 that forced me to see One of your testicles 37 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,690 And there's another one. 38 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,440 Liam and Noel 39 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:23,530 Even though it might not be an oasis. 40 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:26,210 Anyway, if I were Really honest, George. 41 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:29,540 You're fired because I'm the owner now. and I don't like you 42 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,960 Stop messing around, Fatty. 43 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:38,010 hey hickey boy 44 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:39,510 What do you think is worse? 45 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:43,760 Your husband is cheating on you. Or will you be the last person to know? 46 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,970 Is there anyone who can emerge? And bring me a salad? 47 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,020 Please don't add raisins. 48 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,230 fuck you 49 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,280 So what will the new manager do? 50 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,900 Do I need to prepare a list of applicants? 51 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,660 No, that's not necessary. 52 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:11,750 This is slightly surprising news. From across the Atlantic Ocean 53 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,620 AFC Richmond announced Hiring a new manager 54 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,960 One Theodore "Ted" Lasso 55 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:21,420 Most recently, Coach Lasso was the leader. Division 2 Wichita State Shockers 56 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:24,350 to their first national title. in American football 57 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:26,930 He took the shockers. from the garbage program 58 00:03:27,010 --> 00:03:29,930 To the promised land In his first season as head coach 59 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:34,020 But for many of us That's not the way. Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts. 60 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,600 Definitely not in our living room. 61 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,230 For me, it will always be Ted... 62 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,490 Celebrate happy moments with his team. 63 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,780 In a way you really have to see. to understand 64 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,360 And even if you see it... 65 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,370 I don't need to know That understanding is what we are working towards. 66 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,120 All right, Ted, do your thing man. 67 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,550 And good luck with the most beautiful game 68 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,250 Let us be proud. 69 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,330 Go 'Murica' 70 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,520 Hey friend, is this you? 71 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,230 - I believe it is, yes. -Oh friend! Legend. 72 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:16,560 May I have a ussie? 73 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:19,230 That's a drug. 74 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,320 Do you know where I come from? We call those selfies. 75 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,650 It's not "me", is it? 76 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,410 It's "us", right? "Uzzi" 77 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,910 Yes. I like that. 78 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:26,910 evil 79 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:28,830 You are a football coach. 80 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:31,370 Your friend is a legend. For doing stupid things 81 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:34,120 I mean it's a mental thing. They will fucking kill you. 82 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,000 Did you know that I've heard something like that before. 83 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,710 But here I am still dancing 84 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:41,130 -Legend. -Yes. Nice to meet you. 85 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:47,220 What are you reading? Another football book 86 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,590 Your coach is a sponge. 87 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,220 Come quickly. Hit me up with some fun facts. 88 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,940 They didn't say "out of bounds." They say "touch" 89 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,770 Okay, you owe me five bucks. If I sneak it into the sentence later 90 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,350 -You are here. -OK. 91 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,070 Good evening. We'll dim the cabin lights soon. 92 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,360 We should get some sleep. Jet lag is killing us. 93 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,690 yes yes yes 94 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,750 Are we crazy for doing this? 95 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:12,540 Yep, this is crazy. 96 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:15,330 Hey, but challenges are being faced. It's a lot like riding a horse, right? 97 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,000 If you are comfortable While you're doing it 98 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,080 might make a mistake 99 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:21,710 -Okay, good night coach. -Night Coach 100 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,680 Hey hey hey ! 101 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,140 If we meet in a dream Let's play a little joke. 102 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,560 -Acting like we don't know each other - You got it, stranger. 103 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,060 Good. 104 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,510 - You didn't sleep at all? -Don't blink. 105 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,760 No, my brain continues to cook. 106 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,730 At first I think I can't sleep. 107 00:06:14,810 --> 00:06:17,440 And then I was thinking about I thought I couldn't sleep and that-- 108 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,850 That's never good. 109 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:19,940 Next thing you know 110 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,810 They are giving away Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies 111 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,190 and the plane is landing 112 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:25,360 I didn't receive a cookie. Did you eat mine? 113 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,230 That's not part of the story. I think this is us here 114 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,490 Hey, how are you? 115 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,990 - My name is Ted. What's yours? -Ollie. 116 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,530 -Ollie. All right. -Let me go get your bag. 117 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,990 No, no, no, Ollie. We pack them We will carry them. 118 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,000 I like to stop by for a bit. 119 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,080 OK. Follow me. 120 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,790 Yes. Gone. 121 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,170 Coach, I can feel it. We're not in Kansas anymore, are we? 122 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,710 I never really said that. I wasn't in Kansas before. 123 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,550 -That's cute. -Yes. 124 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,470 Thank you for indulging us, Ollie. 125 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:57,940 Ready to go wherever you are. 126 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,520 OK. That's Tower Bridge. 127 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,440 Right. It's not London Bridge. Because this one is still here. 128 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,950 Do you know how they came up with football? 129 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:10,620 These Victorian era headmasters 130 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:13,450 what they want to do It is for children to stop masturbating. 131 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:17,200 So they invented a sport where boys I won't use my hands at all. 132 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:19,080 And they thought that might do the trick. 133 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,830 I'm not sure if it worked or not, but... 134 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,600 I feel different, Coach. 135 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,350 I mean the same but different. 136 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,430 -simile -You know, darling. 137 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,610 Hey! 138 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:45,730 Hoy! excuse me! 139 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,020 Hoy! hello! 140 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,450 turn off! turn off! 141 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,110 Stop touching the grass! 142 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,900 go out! Leave the field! Stop touching the grass! please! 143 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:54,330 - Yes, yes, yes. - Who are you? 144 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:56,330 My name is Ted Lasso, this is Coach Beard here. 145 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,660 -Oh my god, you're the new manager. -Yes, sir. 146 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,410 - Bring all the grass you want. -Oh no-- 147 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:01,740 We just cut it off. I can pass the garbage. 148 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:03,960 - I can find more for you. -It's okay. It's not necessary. 149 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,550 -Thank you. -Yes. 150 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,000 Yes. 151 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,510 -Still, we had to get off the grass. -Yes, absolutely. 152 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:13,420 Are we sorry? 153 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,140 - Sorry, grass. -Sorry, grass. 154 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,100 Then we'll probably meet. with Rebecca Welton 155 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,430 That's right, that's where I'm taking you. 156 00:08:19,510 --> 00:08:20,930 Look at this guy. One step forward 157 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:22,940 Hey, what's your name? 158 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,100 -I? -Yes. 159 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,570 No one has ever asked my name. 160 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,150 I mean whenever you're ready. 161 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,700 Uh..it's Nathan.. 162 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,240 Nathan! I love that name 163 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,400 Hey, love your hot dogs. 164 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,120 Yes. No. I know. 165 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,620 Very good Do you have any Nathan's hot dogs here? 166 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:42,700 no 167 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:43,790 ok 168 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I love this child. Love him. 169 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:49,880 I will introduce you, Big Boss. 170 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:50,960 Okay. 171 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,510 Hello 172 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,270 Hey, how are you? My name is Ted Lasso, your new coach. 173 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:09,730 -You must be Mr. Welton. - Please call me Rebecca. 174 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,020 Mr. Welton is my father. 175 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,660 If it's funny, I like it. 176 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:15,520 If not, then I can't wait. To unpack that with you. 177 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,070 This is Coach Beard. 178 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:20,280 It is very good. To finally meet you two face to face. 179 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:21,200 Higgins? 180 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,910 Excuse me. This is Higgins. Our current Director of Communications 181 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Present? 182 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,670 Can you take Coach Beard to pick him up? Identification card, residence information... 183 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,250 Do you know what they want? 184 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,140 -Wi-Fi password, wet wipes -humidifier Goodbye, coach. 185 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:35,300 Thank you 186 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,720 - Please sit down. -OK. 187 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:42,310 - Can I get you something to drink? -Yes, please. 188 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,350 We didn't sleep much on the plane. So what do you get? 189 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:46,270 Add a little caffeine Should do the trick. 190 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:48,190 Did you know that mochaccino, frappuccino... 191 00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:51,020 Anything can be coffee as long as I can't taste the coffee a little bit. That's good. 192 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,200 How do you drink tea? 193 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,780 Normally I accept it. Return to the counter. 194 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,820 because it belongs to someone Made a serious mistake but... 195 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:57,780 While in Rome, right? 196 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:01,450 Yes. Look at that. OK. 197 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,240 Good? 198 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:09,290 You know, I always thought that tea It will just taste like hot brown water. 199 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,540 And you know what? 200 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:13,340 I was right Yes, it's scary. No, thank you. 201 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,670 welcome to england 202 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,250 Yes. “Get used to it, you stupid kid.” Right? 203 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:18,180 Do you want to take a tour now? 204 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,640 - I want to see Abbey Road. -Of the club. 205 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,800 That's right, let's get started. 206 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:26,900 Therefore, this hall represents The club has a long, albeit simple, history. 207 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,810 The first match was played in 1897. 208 00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:33,060 During the war our stadium It was used as a temporary hospital. 209 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,610 Yes, some villagers claim that 210 00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:37,690 They could still see the dead soldiers. Walk around the field 211 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,160 That's very scary. 212 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,080 -Do you believe in ghost stories, Ted? -I do. 213 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,370 But more importantly I think they want To believe in yourself, you know? 214 00:10:46,450 --> 00:10:47,280 OK. 215 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:49,910 And this is the wall of our previous owner. 216 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,800 OK. And look at this person up here. 217 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,420 What do the girls say? And champagne and everything? 218 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,960 He seemed like a good time. 219 00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,260 That's my ex-husband. 220 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,760 Good times aren't always there. It's a good time, I've found it. 221 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,680 You know, I heard all that stuff. 222 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,050 How can you endure it? 223 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,600 Yes, it hasn't been the easiest year. 224 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,720 Yes. 225 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,100 - So we want you to talk to the press. -Yes. 226 00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:15,860 No, after a few good nights of sleep. I'm happy to do that. 227 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,440 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. They are ready for you. 228 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:19,360 What are they? 229 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,030 So, without further ado. 230 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:26,990 New manager of AFC Richmond Ted Lasso! 231 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:34,790 OK. 232 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,720 Okay. How are you? 233 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,180 There is a coach. 234 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:43,800 Oluwa Ted Yo 235 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,180 Look at our coach. 236 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:48,220 Hey! 237 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,020 If I don't hear the silence I'm going to start punching dicks. 238 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,440 One second, let me just-- Throat is a little dry. 239 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,820 Didn't expect there to be bubbly water there. Sorry. 240 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,820 Look at this one! 241 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,410 You Yank! 242 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,410 OK. So hey. 243 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,870 Why don't we jump in? Does anyone have any questions? 244 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,750 Oh yes no, should have seen it coming. 245 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,790 Do you know anything? You can put your hands down. 246 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,010 Really urgent-- 247 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,170 Yes. 248 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,540 I'll go ahead and address that. 249 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,920 An elephant that is larger than normal in the room 250 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:27,140 No, I have never been a sports coach before. What you guys call football at every level. 251 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,220 jesus 252 00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:29,940 what 253 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,890 Heck, you can top up two internet ones. What I don't know about football 254 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,560 But I'll tell you what I know. 255 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,690 I know AFC Richmond. Like other teams that I used to be a coach 256 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:41,110 is going out there and give you everything they have 257 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:42,570 -for all four quarters -Half 258 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,280 - What is that? -Two halves 259 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,610 Right. Sorry. Half right. 260 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,580 They will give you everything they have. Two halves, win or lose? 261 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,740 or tie 262 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,580 Right. You all make connections here. 263 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,790 Sorry. That will take time. Some people are starting to get used to me. 264 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,710 Because where I come from You try to end the game in a draw. 265 00:12:57,790 --> 00:13:00,880 That might be too. It was the first sign of the apocalypse. 266 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:06,090 Now look here I respect what people in the media do. 267 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,020 And my door will always be open. 268 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:11,510 Okay? You can ask me anything. There will be no topic of contact. 269 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,940 Okay, last question. 270 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,520 And what about that friend over there? in the second row 271 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,600 Yes. 272 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,730 I like your glasses 273 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650 Thank you 274 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,700 Trent Crimm, The Independent 275 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,030 I just want to make sure I have this right. 276 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,400 you are american that had never set foot in England 277 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:31,450 who are successful in sports Only at the amateur level-- 278 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:33,570 The second level right there-- 279 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,620 And now it's being charged. with being a leader 280 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,250 of Premier League football clubs 281 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:40,630 Even if it is clearly possessed Very little knowledge about the game 282 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,080 You have a question in there, Trent? 283 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,960 Yes. 284 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,220 Is this a joke? 285 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,890 - Thank you Trent! -I love journalists. 286 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,050 I mean, can you name any football players? 287 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,310 That's right, you've got Ronaldo. and people who are as persuasive as myself 288 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,520 -Dammit Beckham! Made this movie! -Fucking shit, friend. 289 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,770 Who are you? 290 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,990 Do you know how many games there are? In Premiership season? 291 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,240 Not off the top of my head, no 292 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,030 No one can understand you. 293 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,530 Who won the league last year? 294 00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:11,570 Honestly, I don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. 295 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,490 What is a goalkeeper? 296 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:16,040 The young man with big Mickey Mouse hands and-- by the net 297 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,580 This is dark. 298 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,160 You must return to America. 299 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,670 That's right, no, no, no, I-- 300 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,100 Bubble! 301 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:37,100 Holy shit! 302 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,520 Coach Lasso. 303 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,230 good god You must forgive my fellow countrymen. 304 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:44,100 Somewhere in the last few years 305 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:47,400 We seem to have abandoned it. All feelings of courtesy and hospitality. 306 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,990 My, my, aren't you salty? 307 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:53,030 But I can't remember the last time. The newsroom was so full. 308 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,530 But you all are here. 309 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,330 Maybe it's not such a crazy idea for you. after that 310 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:00,210 And although there are many of you here 311 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,210 There isn't a single person in this room. 312 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,460 who saw Richmond play More than I have 313 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:08,380 And in all those years Care of the previous owner 314 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,710 I don't see anything. But there is a profound commonality. 315 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,310 Am I wrong? 316 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,600 It was a little harsh. 317 00:15:18,470 --> 00:15:19,510 Am I wrong? 318 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,770 no 319 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:26,650 Coach Lasso may not have a CV right now. that everyone can accept 320 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,940 But he has one thing. This club does not: 321 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,450 Trophies from this millennium 322 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,910 Richmond likes it or not. It's changing the way we do things. 323 00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:38,080 And from now on That path is the "lasso path". 324 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,790 We look forward to meeting you all. In our next match against Crystal Palace. 325 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,260 Thank you very much. 326 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,380 Good meeting everyone. 327 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,750 And sorry for spitting. In everything you are here 328 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,510 Thank you 329 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,810 I gave him three weeks. 330 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:59,270 Oh boy, I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. 331 00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:01,600 Ted, don't you miss them. One more second 332 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680 You have work to do. 333 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,860 And prove them wrong. It has just been added to the list. 334 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,690 I appreciate that-- Thank you, coach. 335 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:07,770 Yes. 336 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:12,110 See, I'm fine without bubbles. You know, I could do this all day. 337 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:16,580 OK. Do you know? I would like to say hello to the team if I can. 338 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,660 Gaffer couldn't be kept off his field. 339 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,460 You can say again OK. 340 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,080 I was 0 for 2 on that sentence. 341 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,300 Mr. Welton, I'm a little curious. 342 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:31,590 But after hearing him speak there I'm thrilled with your choice. 343 00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:34,010 Coach Lasso is what we need. 344 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,380 He is really irritable. 345 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,300 I know. 346 00:16:36,390 --> 00:16:37,680 Excuse me? 347 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,220 I hope he fails miserably. 348 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:45,320 Look, my ex-husband is truly in love. There was only one thing throughout his life: this club. 349 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:49,150 And Ted Lasso will help me. burn it to the ground 350 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,320 Because I wanted to torture Rupert. 351 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:57,370 I wanted him to feel like he was being fucked. In a donkey with a torn cricket bat 352 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:01,580 Just going in and out over and over again. in a fixed loop 353 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,080 like a gif 354 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960 That's what GIFs do, right? They just... 355 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,420 endless 356 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,460 That's correct. 357 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:16,090 Although some people pronounce it "JIF" 358 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,680 -Thank you Higgins. -Thank you. 359 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:26,070 Okay, let me use that as a sentence. So it clings. 360 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,310 "Boss"-- I-- 361 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,990 -Going out to the "field"-- -Yes. 362 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,520 ...Grass here--to watch practice. 363 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,450 "Training." They call training "training." 364 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,530 All these dialects must be difficult. 365 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:37,150 Do you know anything? I'll get it though. Because practice makes perfect. 366 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,160 Gone. 367 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,820 That's our man. 368 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:47,040 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 369 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,660 Look at the guy you're marking! Come quickly! 370 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,050 - Who is that? -Roy Kent. 371 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:55,050 Team captain. A classic old box-to-box midfielder. 372 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,430 - Definitely lost one step. -But you know, he's a legend. 373 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,140 Won the Champions League with Chelsea, so... 374 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,680 -Eight years ago -Yes. 375 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:05,470 Oh my god, what? 376 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,650 That's a great combination of sports. young man 377 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:09,860 Coach, have you tried this yet? 378 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,490 That doesn't come lightly. From that person, I will tell you so. 379 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:21,070 You're still impressed by Nathan. 380 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:23,710 you remember my name 381 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,210 Holy smokes! Do you see that? 382 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:30,290 That guy looks like a kitty cat. When he's afraid of cucumbers 383 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,410 - Who the heck is that? -Jamie Tart 384 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,090 Top scorer on the team 385 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:35,170 Stop it. 386 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,010 -Nate, how is he? - Who, Jamie? 387 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,880 He is very good. 388 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,050 Did you know that in football 389 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,480 Yes, I know people like that. 390 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,230 Sam Obisanya. He is a right-back defender. Out of the Nigerian league 391 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,060 Nigeria? Do you like Africa? 392 00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,940 And these guys Coming from everywhere, right? 393 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,100 It's open, sir. 394 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,610 I mean, he must be from England, right? 395 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,190 -Wales - Is that another country? 396 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,120 - yes and no - How many countries are there in this country? 397 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,370 -Four -Four 398 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,240 Nowadays it's like America. 399 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:06,870 Right. 400 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,850 I like the locker room. 401 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,350 Smells like it has potential. 402 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,730 And did I get the Ax body spray notes? 403 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:30,350 Great, coach. 404 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,270 But I think they call it that. Something else here 405 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:42,490 Ding ding ding 406 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:44,860 sharp 407 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,160 My favorite wild cat 408 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,330 Come here.. look at your face. Look at your face. 409 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,500 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 410 00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:06,770 Yay. 411 00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,230 The last time I saw eyes that were that cold 412 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,310 They are facing each other. with Roy Scheider 413 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:12,350 -Jaws? - No, All That Jazz. 414 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,320 I will say something Hello friends 415 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,190 Don't stop what you're doing. 416 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:18,650 My name is Ted Lasso. This is Coach Beard. 417 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,690 I know we haven't officially started yet. Not quite yet 418 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:23,120 But do you know? We just wanted to pop in and say hello. 419 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,080 notify you How excited we are to be here-- 420 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,290 knock knock 421 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,330 Is everyone here okay? 422 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,670 Boy, that was disappointing. 423 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,960 Oh shit, am I bothering you? 424 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,580 No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? 425 00:20:39,670 --> 00:20:41,380 No, I'm here to get that one. 426 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,880 Yes. Sorry, coach. 427 00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:45,140 She made an appointment for me. I'm waxing 428 00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,140 More for the fans than for me. 429 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,850 To score a goal, you must take off your shirt. 430 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:52,520 Sweetheart. 431 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,100 I mean I can stay if you want. 432 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400 No, that's okay. 433 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,900 Okay, cheers. 434 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,320 -Yes. -You can go now. 435 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,360 Well, little one, I'm looking for you. 436 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,230 You must be a gentleman now, right? 437 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,070 No, darling, just to look at your ass. 438 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:07,700 Stop it. 439 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,370 I saw it and cried. 440 00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:19,460 Anyway, thanks for your time. 441 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,630 Coach. You have to stay. 442 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,220 Come on friends, don't be a sleep cop. 443 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:14,190 Roy! Hey Roy! 444 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:17,640 yes? What do you want? 445 00:22:17,730 --> 00:22:19,940 It was really fun. Watching you there today 446 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,270 Did you know that boys really respond to you? 447 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,700 It doesn't surprise me at all. You have a terrible career. 448 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,360 Thank you 449 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,450 Never thought it would end Trained by Ronald fucking McDonald 450 00:22:38,370 --> 00:22:40,460 Are you going to let him call you that? 451 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,960 I don't think he meant me. 452 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,510 He thought he was angry now. Wait until we beat him over. 453 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:48,760 He will be very angry. 454 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,090 Do you have any tapes? 455 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,130 What are you doing in there? 456 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,420 Oh shit. I'm sorry. Are you okay? 457 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,010 Yes No I'm fine. I'm fine. 458 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,260 I shouldn't laugh 459 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,880 Can be used. 460 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:37,930 No, I just made some adjustments. To the locker room here. 461 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,520 Great. 462 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,060 But I believe it's crooked. 463 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,690 Now I think it's a room. That's really bad. 464 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,110 But what do you know? I think you're right. 465 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,690 What are you doing back here? Where is Jamie? 466 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:53,280 He left his phone in the locker. 467 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,950 Why didn't he pick me up? 468 00:23:55,030 --> 00:23:57,450 He is still getting waxed. He has surprisingly long fur. 469 00:23:57,540 --> 00:23:59,500 The hair seems to be growing again. While she was doing it 470 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,960 - Okay, now. - May I please? 471 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,790 -Yes, masturbate. -Thank you. 472 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,430 Drop it on that side. 473 00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:14,510 Excellent. 474 00:24:14,590 --> 00:24:15,760 Keep doing it. Just a little bit. 475 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680 A little smaller 476 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,350 Stop! perfect 477 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:21,930 Okay. And what about that? good teamwork 478 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,570 -Power, yes. -old school 479 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:27,110 - My name is Keeley. -Yes. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. 480 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:29,320 No, I know, you're trending hard. On Twitter now 481 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,570 What do you say? 482 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,950 - Do you still tweet? - Yes. 483 00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,450 But I can beatbox. 484 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,830 I never know how to respond. When a grown man beatboxed in front of me 485 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,880 I hope You've never met Biz Markie. 486 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:51,750 Okay. 487 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,720 If you are curious and want to start Search around on Twitter 488 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,340 I will avoid 489 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:59,480 -OK. -or a jealous person, or a dick 490 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,770 I'll take your word for it. 491 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,860 welcome to england 492 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,820 Thank you Hey, and thanks again for the lift. 493 00:25:14,900 --> 00:25:15,860 It's okay. 494 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,580 Hey, is this you Nate? 495 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,540 Is that that? God, no. No, can't handle that. 496 00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:21,120 This is me, this green one.. 497 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,580 Right. So take that one in. 498 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,660 Come quickly. 499 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:27,380 Burning oil at midnight I saw it, Ted. 500 00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,670 As the man once said, 501 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:31,340 “The harder you work, The luckier it is.” Huh? 502 00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:33,210 on the diagonal 503 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,260 I'm sorry Ted. We should order a car for you. 504 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,680 No. It's okay. 505 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:37,840 - Night everyone. -I understand. 506 00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:42,390 What's wrong with you? 507 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,600 It's just that everything I have eaten today... 508 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,480 It feels like it's stuck here. 509 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,770 I understand. I understand. 510 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,820 Okay. 511 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:57,200 He seems like a very nice person. I'm not sure I can do this. 512 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,410 Of course, for this to work 513 00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:04,870 I will want to fully support it. of my new Director of Football Operations 514 00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:08,290 I assume that's a promotion. and the salary increased significantly 515 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:10,870 That will be of interest to you. and your family 516 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,550 Hey, look, I've got this car. Invisible steering wheel! 517 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,680 I'm just kidding. 518 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,470 My man is Nate who is operating the horn. 519 00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:23,180 You are from heaven, Ted Lasso. 520 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:25,100 It takes one to know one. 521 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:30,770 Good? 522 00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:33,320 I accept. 523 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,530 Miraculous. 524 00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:42,160 Oh, and Higgins. 525 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,040 I knew there would be elements. On to this little adventure 526 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,410 That will make you a little overwhelmed. 527 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,750 But I'm sure it won't be any harder than this. than it is 528 00:26:48,830 --> 00:26:51,830 To secretly watch all of Rupert's women come in and out. Behind me all these years 529 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,310 This is you, coach. 530 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:11,560 OK. Okay. How are you? 531 00:27:11,650 --> 00:27:13,240 -I'm fine. Are you fine? -Yes. 532 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:14,480 -Night Coach -Good night, coach. 533 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,030 I almost forgot 534 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,820 What is it for? 535 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,570 - "Touchable" - Sleep well, Coach. 536 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:21,870 Yes I will. 537 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,580 hey big man How are you? How was school today? 538 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,880 Right. 539 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,550 No, I forgot. 540 00:28:15,630 --> 00:28:17,880 Yes. Yes, I'm a little busy today. 541 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,800 Yes. Yes, you can say that. 542 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:24,800 No, no, that's okay, no. I just want to hear your voice. 543 00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:26,430 Yes. Yes, go do your thing. Yes. 544 00:28:26,510 --> 00:28:28,100 Hey, is your mom there? 545 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:30,270 OK. Thank you Mr. Big. 546 00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:31,440 hey i miss you 547 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,560 That's right, I love you too. 548 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,270 OK. 549 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:48,120 Hey, how are you? 550 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:51,450 Yes. Did you know that? So far so good, you know? 551 00:28:52,870 --> 00:28:55,210 It will take time Some people are starting to get used to it, yes. 552 00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:57,960 But I think once we get going It will go well. 553 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,420 Yes. No. That's true. That's true. Yes. 554 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,010 Do you know anything? It's really beautiful, yes. 555 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:08,850 Yes, and tell you that. They have cute neighborhoods too. 556 00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:09,930 Yes. 557 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:12,390 That's right, you and the little boy. Must continue here. 558 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,650 Let's check it out. 559 00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:19,940 What did I say? 560 00:29:23,490 --> 00:29:26,160 But that's what I'm doing. I give you that space. 561 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:28,780 yes yes yes 562 00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:30,370 That's right, it's me. Right. 563 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:33,700 OK. 564 00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:36,460 No, no, that's okay. That's right. 565 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:37,790 Hey Michelle 566 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,420 I love you. 567 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:46,380 No, no, that's okay, you don't have to. 568 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,640 Is it true? Yes. 569 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,600 OK. 570 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,770 Okay now, good night. 571 00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:17,960 Shoot. Now I can't sleep.