1 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:10,791 His dad's had a stroke. Speech gone, paralysed. He might die. 2 00:00:10,882 --> 00:00:12,281 Good. 3 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:17,152 If you could sign this. It states that you won't make a claim for any inheritance. 4 00:00:17,242 --> 00:00:19,915 There you go. Thanks, Mum. 5 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:24,593 We're celebrating. We've just got engaged. 6 00:00:24,682 --> 00:00:26,798 Pass the word round. 7 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:30,431 Wedding fever. Clever little bastard. 8 00:00:30,522 --> 00:00:33,161 (Vince) 'I'll bet you he gets that job instead of me. 9 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:37,030 'Marriage means promotion guaranteed and he knows it.' 10 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:40,159 I'd look at you, 14 years old, hormones all over, 11 00:00:40,242 --> 00:00:42,802 you'd have shagged a letter box. But not him 12 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:46,841 (Stuart) Nope. You've got to fancy him. 13 00:00:47,962 --> 00:00:50,522 Love can fuck off. 14 00:00:50,602 --> 00:00:54,038 If you fancy him, there's blood, there's a hard-on. 15 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,000 'Lf you just love him, no blood.' 16 00:01:02,482 --> 00:01:06,839 You know what Phil used to say? That you were saving me till your old age. 17 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,675 So the day I shag you, I'm old. 18 00:01:40,082 --> 00:01:42,232 I'd better warn you... 19 00:01:42,322 --> 00:01:44,278 I'm on this medication. 20 00:01:46,242 --> 00:01:48,710 - I'm taking these pills. - What for? 21 00:01:49,802 --> 00:01:52,191 - Me stomach. - That's all right. 22 00:01:52,282 --> 00:01:54,238 Yeah... (Gasping) 23 00:01:55,362 --> 00:01:57,318 But the thing is... 24 00:01:57,402 --> 00:01:59,358 these pills... 25 00:01:59,442 --> 00:02:01,398 (Groans) Oh, God... 26 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:04,598 They sort of... 27 00:02:06,562 --> 00:02:08,518 Jesus... They do things to me. 28 00:02:10,882 --> 00:02:13,077 They make me... They make me spunk... 29 00:02:14,162 --> 00:02:16,118 They make me spunk... 30 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:18,158 (Gasping) Me spunk... 31 00:02:24,122 --> 00:02:26,078 Orange. 32 00:02:29,842 --> 00:02:32,879 I'll just go give 'em a brush, I had garlic bread. 33 00:02:33,962 --> 00:02:38,035 - Shall I go through? - Oh, living room on the left, 34 00:02:38,122 --> 00:02:40,636 bedroom on the right. 35 00:02:40,722 --> 00:02:42,678 Don't be long. 36 00:02:48,762 --> 00:02:50,718 (Retches) 37 00:02:53,682 --> 00:02:55,638 (Retches) 38 00:02:57,522 --> 00:03:00,082 - You all right? - Oh, fine, thanks. 39 00:03:00,962 --> 00:03:04,159 Can't stand toothbrushes. Sorry. 40 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:06,597 (Retches) Horrible things. 41 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,717 Oh, my God, is that the time? 42 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:19,322 - I'd better go. - In a minute. 43 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,998 Really, I'd better go. 44 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,596 Oh, come on. 45 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:31,035 (Horn honks) 46 00:03:31,122 --> 00:03:34,194 It's three in the morning! The entire street wakes up. 47 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,035 - Is that it? - It was so loud! 48 00:03:37,122 --> 00:03:38,999 And that's the punch line? 49 00:03:39,082 --> 00:03:41,835 - That is pathetic. - It was brilliant! 50 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:46,200 All these people looking out and I'm there snogging this bloke! 51 00:03:46,282 --> 00:03:49,115 - That's not a story. - He gets Toothbrush Man 52 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:52,797 I get a man with spunk like a Tellytubby and you haven't even started. 53 00:03:52,882 --> 00:03:56,477 - So young. - He gave me his phone number. 54 00:03:56,562 --> 00:04:00,919 D'you think I should phone him or should I wait for him to phone me? 55 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:02,799 How should I know? 56 00:04:02,882 --> 00:04:06,318 - He's never phoned anyone. - You know how it works. 57 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:09,155 - Problem page, "Dear Stuart..." - Shut up. 58 00:04:09,242 --> 00:04:11,676 Wise old man, that's you. 59 00:04:11,762 --> 00:04:15,038 - You're so not funny. - Look, he's pissed off. 60 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,192 Look, he's really pissed off! 61 00:04:17,282 --> 00:04:20,194 - Now that's funny. Nice one. - (Both laugh) 62 00:04:20,282 --> 00:04:22,512 Look at his face! 63 00:04:24,322 --> 00:04:25,880 (Laughter) 64 00:04:28,962 --> 00:04:31,192 - Me too. - Good luck then. 65 00:04:31,282 --> 00:04:34,718 And you. May the best "man"... and all that. 66 00:04:37,722 --> 00:04:39,633 Guess what he's done. 67 00:04:39,722 --> 00:04:43,431 He's gone and bought shares in the company! 300 quids' worth! 68 00:04:43,522 --> 00:04:47,515 And he just happened to tell that Mrs Fletcher - in passing. 69 00:04:47,602 --> 00:04:52,198 - He's fighting dirty, Vince. - I don't care. I'm gonna get that job. 70 00:04:52,282 --> 00:04:54,637 (Bernard) Don't you know the colour? 71 00:04:54,722 --> 00:04:57,839 (Hazel) It's got a Virgin Mary on the dashboard. 72 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,277 If Vince finds out he'll murder you. 73 00:05:00,362 --> 00:05:03,115 We need this promotion more than he does. 74 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:06,160 If you spent more money on rent and less on rent boys... 75 00:05:06,242 --> 00:05:08,392 That's the one! 76 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:11,042 Bless the Catholic boy. 77 00:05:11,122 --> 00:05:12,874 Ready? 78 00:05:13,962 --> 00:05:16,078 (Alarm honking) 79 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:19,238 - Graham? - Mm? 80 00:05:19,322 --> 00:05:21,790 It's your car, the alarm's gone off. 81 00:05:22,882 --> 00:05:25,191 - (Alarm honking) - Here he is! 82 00:05:29,842 --> 00:05:32,197 - Did you get it? - Shit and buggery! 83 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:35,877 (Hazel) What happened? (Bernard) I don't know. 84 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:38,795 He's going to do it again! Give it here! 85 00:05:38,882 --> 00:05:41,521 - (Alarm beeps) - Yes! 86 00:05:49,002 --> 00:05:51,311 If this doesn't work, leg it. 87 00:05:59,282 --> 00:06:02,001 - Nice work, Mrs Peel. - Thank you, Steed. 88 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:05,914 Stage two. 89 00:06:06,002 --> 00:06:09,153 - There's nothing about websites. - Exactly! 90 00:06:09,242 --> 00:06:13,793 If they upgraded their streaming media they could whip Tesco's. 91 00:06:13,882 --> 00:06:17,841 I'm only head of personnel, you should see the duty manager. 92 00:06:17,922 --> 00:06:22,074 - Two minutes, that's all I need. ...the hypermarket at 17%... 93 00:06:22,162 --> 00:06:27,190 Trolleys everywhere. If we'd crashed - there could've been children! 94 00:06:27,282 --> 00:06:29,796 I'm very sorry, I can only apologise, 95 00:06:29,882 --> 00:06:31,873 - Mrs...? - Peel. 96 00:06:31,962 --> 00:06:33,873 I'll have a word with the staff... 97 00:06:36,642 --> 00:06:39,395 Thank you for alerting me to the problem. 98 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:44,112 Well, I won't take it further but my husband's very upset. 99 00:06:44,202 --> 00:06:46,352 - Aren't you, Bernard? - Oh, aye. 100 00:06:54,242 --> 00:06:58,315 Off you go, Magda wants the porn back. She's having a party. 101 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:02,553 You both did very well but there's only one job, 102 00:07:02,642 --> 00:07:06,112 - it's a shame you can't both succeed. - Absolutely. 103 00:07:06,202 --> 00:07:08,318 Yeah, pity. I'd better, erm... 104 00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:17,960 You got it then? Well? 105 00:07:20,522 --> 00:07:22,478 He's got it! 106 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:23,995 (Both yelling excitedly) 107 00:07:30,522 --> 00:07:33,832 In five years you'll be manager - how boring is that? 108 00:07:33,922 --> 00:07:36,436 - Oi! - (Stuart) We should celebrate. 109 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:39,514 Hey, Nathan, have you ever done a threesome? 110 00:07:39,602 --> 00:07:43,834 No. I got asked by this couple in London but they were both ugly. 111 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,117 D'you fancy giving it a go? 112 00:07:46,202 --> 00:07:47,555 Yeah. 113 00:07:48,722 --> 00:07:51,156 Right, then, off we go. Us three. 114 00:07:51,242 --> 00:07:55,201 - In your dreams. - You'd do it? Part of your education. 115 00:07:56,122 --> 00:07:58,272 - I don't mind. - Would you hell. 116 00:07:58,362 --> 00:08:01,593 - I'm up for anything. - The perfect threesome. 117 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:05,516 - I'd rather have a wank. - You, me and Nathan. 118 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:09,800 (Laughs) That'd be so brilliant! 119 00:08:09,882 --> 00:08:12,715 I'd just go for it, yeah? 120 00:08:13,762 --> 00:08:17,721 See, that's the problem with Vince. He doesn't want sex... 121 00:08:17,802 --> 00:08:19,758 he wants a wife! 122 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,751 Listen, whoever ends up with me, he's a very lucky man. 123 00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:26,639 God help him. 124 00:08:26,722 --> 00:08:30,795 - What's all this in aid of? - You're not a good catch, are you? 125 00:08:30,882 --> 00:08:34,238 - I suppose you are? - No one's gonna catch me. 126 00:08:38,442 --> 00:08:41,275 So, er, how many men have you had now? 127 00:08:42,042 --> 00:08:43,839 Dunno. About... seven? 128 00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:48,074 - Seven. I must've had about 2,007. - Yeah? 129 00:08:49,842 --> 00:08:52,197 That means I've got 2,000 to go. 130 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,477 How many have you got left? 131 00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:01,354 (School bell) 132 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,832 - Oi, Nathan, is it your birthday? - What if it is? 133 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:08,914 - You havin' a party? - None of your business. 134 00:09:09,002 --> 00:09:12,312 Is it on Canal Street with all your queer friends? 135 00:09:12,402 --> 00:09:15,519 I've seen him, it's where he goes. Queer Street. 136 00:09:15,602 --> 00:09:19,675 He's been watchin' us in the showers. Tossin' himself off. 137 00:09:19,762 --> 00:09:22,117 I'd sooner toss myself off a cliff. 138 00:09:22,202 --> 00:09:25,797 Oh, you want some of this? Come on AIDS boy, suck me off. 139 00:09:25,882 --> 00:09:29,079 - He's got a stiffy. - You'd know all about that. 140 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:33,121 He fancies me. Sir, Nathan Maloney fancies me! Tell him! 141 00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:37,559 - He's a poof, sir. A queer. - That's a fact, sir. Keeps on lookin'. 142 00:09:37,642 --> 00:09:40,873 He fancies us. Look in his bag, he's got lipstick. 143 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:44,193 - Piss off! - Nathan, enough of that language. 144 00:09:44,282 --> 00:09:46,477 Me? What about them? 145 00:09:46,562 --> 00:09:48,518 I said, that's enough! 146 00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,638 He's a faggot, man. 147 00:09:53,722 --> 00:09:55,678 Queer. 148 00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:04,155 (Janice) He sent you a card. He never remembers my birthday. 149 00:10:04,242 --> 00:10:07,200 Is that all I get, a card? Off my own father? 150 00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:09,238 I'll give him a ring tomorrow. 151 00:10:09,322 --> 00:10:12,155 He might have put some money in your bank account. 152 00:10:12,242 --> 00:10:14,198 Bet he hasn't though. 153 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:17,274 - Hiya! - Happy birthday. That's from us. 154 00:10:17,362 --> 00:10:22,595 You've got to say 18 - if they find out I'm 16 they'll chuck us out. 155 00:10:22,682 --> 00:10:25,037 It's Nathan's night - someone has to lie. 156 00:10:25,122 --> 00:10:27,352 Hey, there's food. I'm starving. 157 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:31,151 I bet it's all meat. I was tricked into a Twiglet yesterday. 158 00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,836 You don't have to stand there all night. 159 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:42,160 Amaretto, this'll put us in the mood. I found it in my clothes. 160 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,393 Go and enjoy yourselves, I'll be baby-sitting. 161 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:48,792 Bring him, it's a kid's party - jelly and ice cream. 162 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,795 Pass the parcel in Via Fossa - good few packages in there. 163 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:56,476 - Want one? - I'm not drinking. 164 00:10:56,562 --> 00:11:01,113 Sod it, let's not go. Take him back to the lesbians and go to Poptastic. 165 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,352 - (Doorbell) - That's for me. 166 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:06,434 Vincent Tyler's taking charge - deputy manager. 167 00:11:06,522 --> 00:11:09,434 He's power mad. He's blockaded the SuperNoodles. 168 00:11:09,522 --> 00:11:11,478 It's the most boring job in the world. 169 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:16,795 - Somebody call an ambulance? - It's me. I've got the bottle. 170 00:11:16,882 --> 00:11:19,555 I only took 'em ten minutes ago. 171 00:11:19,642 --> 00:11:24,113 - I had a Kit Kat, does that count? - Right, let's get you seen to. 172 00:11:24,202 --> 00:11:26,557 - You walking all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 173 00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:31,430 - What you doing? - I'm a twat, I'm sorry. I'll be fine. 174 00:11:31,522 --> 00:11:34,400 - (Woman) You coming with him? - What's this? 175 00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:37,713 Just sod off, go to the party. I'm sorry, OK? 176 00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:40,555 - He's gone and done it again. - You twat! 177 00:11:40,642 --> 00:11:42,712 - I know! - Are you coming? 178 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,396 Like I've got a choice. 179 00:11:54,002 --> 00:11:56,277 Stupid fucking cunt. 180 00:11:57,362 --> 00:11:59,318 (Crying) 181 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,074 Where we going? 182 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,876 Let's tell his mother the good news. 183 00:12:10,282 --> 00:12:12,238 Hiya! I'm here. 184 00:12:12,322 --> 00:12:15,837 - Hello, Bernie. - Sorry, the others got held up. 185 00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:19,471 My fault, I was shaving me back and they all joined in. 186 00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,917 And Alexander got called into work. 187 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:26,120 Here you go - didn't have time to wrap it but happy birthday. 188 00:12:26,202 --> 00:12:28,238 Thanks. Was Stuart there? 189 00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:30,597 I think so. Any money behind the bar? 190 00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:35,676 Just say you're with Nathan's party. Only wines and beers, though. 191 00:12:35,762 --> 00:12:37,753 I've got a watch. 192 00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:40,797 - Hiya! - Who's that? 193 00:12:40,882 --> 00:12:42,873 Stuart's secretary. 194 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,671 Oh, right. Sends his secretary, that's nice of him. 195 00:12:46,762 --> 00:12:49,117 Maybe he'll appear by satellite link. 196 00:12:53,802 --> 00:12:57,511 - Hiya. Is Stuart coming? - I'd be the last to know. 197 00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:01,038 If it isn't about his dry-cleaning he tells me sod all. 198 00:13:01,122 --> 00:13:03,682 Yeah, but d'you think he's gonna come? 199 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:06,515 Not if he's found something better, no. 200 00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:10,718 You don't even like him! 201 00:13:14,162 --> 00:13:16,118 Don't. 202 00:13:18,522 --> 00:13:20,956 Let's go home. 203 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:23,351 - Come with me. - Does she deserve it? 204 00:13:25,362 --> 00:13:28,274 - You'll make it worse. - Does she deserve it? 205 00:13:28,362 --> 00:13:30,080 You can't! 206 00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:32,554 Watch me. 207 00:13:33,642 --> 00:13:36,998 Yeah. You'd like that. 208 00:13:38,642 --> 00:13:40,997 I've spent years watching you. 209 00:13:44,002 --> 00:13:45,401 Coward. 210 00:13:48,002 --> 00:13:49,754 Coward! 211 00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:09,271 I've got a message from your son. 212 00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:13,071 I'd appreciate it if you didn't come to my house. 213 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:16,996 I don't think we've got anything to say to each other. 214 00:14:17,082 --> 00:14:18,834 Just one thing. 215 00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,599 Bang! 216 00:15:08,202 --> 00:15:10,716 (* Geri Halliwell: Mi Chico Latino) 217 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:17,073 Vince! Don't tell me, Stuart hasn't bothered. 218 00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:18,515 No. 219 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:21,958 Yes. He's upstairs. He's just gone to Manto's. 220 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:26,035 I was with him. He's coming back. Er, but he was here. 221 00:15:26,122 --> 00:15:28,272 Yeah, I bet. Jimmy! 222 00:15:34,562 --> 00:15:36,917 Party face on. 223 00:15:38,882 --> 00:15:41,840 (* Shaft: Mucho Mambo) 224 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:47,676 - You're late! Got me a present? - No. 225 00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:49,878 Get me a mobile phone if you want. 226 00:15:49,962 --> 00:15:52,999 * Hold me close, sway me more 227 00:15:53,962 --> 00:15:57,113 * When marimba rhythms start to play 228 00:15:57,202 --> 00:16:00,592 * Dance with me, make me sway... * 229 00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:03,750 Bang! 230 00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:08,153 Oh, shit. 231 00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:09,994 Come back to mine. 232 00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:13,038 (Sighs) 233 00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:18,195 - I'll stay with Mum. She's worn out. - Both come. Both come back. 234 00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:23,998 She deserved it. 235 00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:28,598 I know! But tell her to fuck off! You're always telling them to fuck off! 236 00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,991 - It's not enough any more. - It is! 237 00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:35,678 You can't go and... There's people relying on me - Mum and that house! 238 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:40,756 I end up paying the mortgage every other month - they don't earn tuppence! 239 00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:42,673 You're on your own. 240 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:45,959 Suits me. You're just straight, Vince. 241 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:49,671 You're a straight man who fucks men, that's all. 242 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:04,918 (Man) Night, Arnie. See ya! 243 00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,718 Sorry. 244 00:18:03,922 --> 00:18:06,038 (Teacher) Abbott. (Boy) Here. 245 00:18:06,122 --> 00:18:08,477 - Baxter. - Here. 246 00:18:08,562 --> 00:18:10,951 - Collins. - Here. 247 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,998 - Davis. - Here. 248 00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:16,991 Nathan, what time do you call this? 249 00:18:19,922 --> 00:18:22,994 One minute past nine, sir. Why? 250 00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:26,870 - Cos you're late, that's why! - How was the party? 251 00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:30,921 - Did you get it up your arse? - He probably can't sit down. 252 00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:33,470 Party full of queers. Makes me sick. 253 00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:37,396 - All right, settle down. Edgar. - (Boy) Here. 254 00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,438 - Fraser. - Here. 255 00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:41,353 - Hobbs. - Here. 256 00:18:41,442 --> 00:18:43,273 - Johnson. - Here. 257 00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:45,193 - Jones. - Here. 258 00:18:45,282 --> 00:18:47,113 - Maloney. - Queer. 259 00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:48,999 (Laughter) 260 00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:54,121 - I beg your pardon? - I said "queer". 261 00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:57,160 - I'm aware of that. - Oh. That's a miracle. 262 00:18:57,242 --> 00:19:00,040 Cos they say it and you don't hear a thing. 263 00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,273 - I don't like your tone. - I don't like yours. 264 00:19:03,362 --> 00:19:07,321 If you want to make something out of this, sir, that's fine. 265 00:19:07,402 --> 00:19:09,597 Go on, send me to the headmaster. 266 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,479 I'd love it. 267 00:19:11,562 --> 00:19:13,518 There's plenty I can tell him. 268 00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:17,880 I can get my mother in, she'd love it. She'd love to meet you, sir. 269 00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:22,433 D'you wanna do that? Go on, take it further. 270 00:19:30,522 --> 00:19:32,717 - McVerry. - Here. 271 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,077 - Mulhearn. - Here. 272 00:19:35,162 --> 00:19:37,596 - Nicholls. - Here. 273 00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:01,356 They were just kids. They were running away. 274 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,831 Mrs Perry never saw any kids. 275 00:20:03,922 --> 00:20:08,200 Sweethearts, I can't boil an egg, how the fuck do you blow up a car? 276 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:11,035 So it was a coincidence, you being there? 277 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,956 You should see my Jeep. You can tell Mrs Perry I'm gonna sue. 278 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:17,192 She's not keen on pressing charges. 279 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,797 I think there are family things she'd rather not talk about. 280 00:20:20,882 --> 00:20:24,921 - Oh, get her. - It's not her decision. Criminal damage. 281 00:20:25,002 --> 00:20:26,913 We won't be letting it drop. 282 00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:32,122 Hang on, erm, I better give you my card. It's got my mobile on it. 283 00:20:32,202 --> 00:20:37,151 I don't think I'm gonna be around much longer, time for a change of scene. 284 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,240 - Anywhere in particular? - London. 285 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,472 The clubs are fab. 286 00:20:46,842 --> 00:20:50,881 (Romey) I've got that project in Brixton, I'm always there. 287 00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:54,079 He'll enjoy it. We'll manage. 288 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,517 So what's brought all this about? 289 00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:00,718 Big fish in a small pond. 290 00:21:03,202 --> 00:21:05,193 It's so small. 291 00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:10,402 I'm friends with a sixteen-year-old boy. It's time to leave. 292 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:15,272 Vince could get transferred. He could afford London - he's on a good wage. 293 00:21:15,362 --> 00:21:20,277 He'd just hold me back. Standing there, disapproving. 294 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:24,560 - And you love it. - I've got things I wanna do. 295 00:21:24,642 --> 00:21:27,520 And he's just... he's not... he's not good enough! 296 00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:31,436 Oh, you've argued again. You two are like a married couple. 297 00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:34,241 - We're not shagging. - That's marriage. 298 00:21:34,322 --> 00:21:36,278 Another reason to go. 299 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:39,991 I bet he moves to London. What's he said? 300 00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:45,478 Go on, what's he said? 301 00:21:49,802 --> 00:21:53,317 Oh, for Christ's sake, you haven't even told him? 302 00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:55,358 (Raucous laughter) 303 00:21:55,442 --> 00:21:59,321 (Alexander) "...that's a funny bed bath, what sort of nurse are you?" 304 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,996 He says, "Nurse? I work in the tuck shop!" 305 00:22:03,162 --> 00:22:07,280 - George Sapieka went to hospital... - Not this one! Give up! 306 00:22:07,362 --> 00:22:10,115 * Don't you know it's true what they say 307 00:22:10,202 --> 00:22:12,352 * That life, it ain't easy 308 00:22:12,442 --> 00:22:15,479 * But your time's coming around 309 00:22:15,562 --> 00:22:17,678 * So don't you stop trying... * 310 00:22:17,762 --> 00:22:21,641 - Evening. - Evening. Two gin and tonics, please. 311 00:22:23,562 --> 00:22:26,793 - You going out clubbing? - Why do you wanna know? 312 00:22:26,882 --> 00:22:28,838 Just keeping tabs on my son. 313 00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:32,358 If you're going clubbing, Nathan's going clubbing. 314 00:22:32,442 --> 00:22:36,117 His master's voice. Don't know what he sees in you. 315 00:22:36,802 --> 00:22:38,360 Yeah, you do. 316 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:41,912 It's not what I call a hairstyle. And as for the walk. 317 00:22:42,002 --> 00:22:44,880 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 318 00:22:45,602 --> 00:22:49,914 Still, time was Nathan thought you were boyfriend material. 319 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,721 Now you're better than that - you're God. 320 00:22:52,802 --> 00:22:55,077 What am I supposed to do about that? 321 00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:58,598 - Leave? - Don't you dare, he'll only follow. 322 00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:01,480 And he's done enough running away. 323 00:23:01,562 --> 00:23:03,518 Thanks for the drinks. 324 00:23:03,602 --> 00:23:06,116 Pleasure. 325 00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:08,670 * But your time's coming around 326 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,559 * So don't you stop trying 327 00:23:10,642 --> 00:23:12,234 * Don't stop, never give up * 328 00:23:26,362 --> 00:23:28,512 Never did give you that present. 329 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,961 I'll have a mobile phone. 330 00:23:35,042 --> 00:23:37,397 Hmm. I can do better than that. 331 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,157 (Both breathing heavily) 332 00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:55,515 - 16... - Shut up. 333 00:24:01,282 --> 00:24:03,432 Oh, don't... don't... 334 00:24:03,522 --> 00:24:05,478 Oh, fuck... 335 00:24:17,162 --> 00:24:18,720 Sorry. 336 00:24:18,802 --> 00:24:20,554 It's OK. 337 00:24:22,082 --> 00:24:25,631 - Do you want me to finish you off? - No, it's all right. 338 00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:31,313 Anyway, the night's still young. 339 00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,552 I'm really sorry. 340 00:24:44,042 --> 00:24:48,433 * I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me 341 00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:51,275 * Tell me how would I make it 342 00:24:51,362 --> 00:24:56,038 * I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me 343 00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:59,637 * My heart couldn't take it... * 344 00:24:59,722 --> 00:25:03,271 Nathan, I'm off home. If you need a lift give me a ring. 345 00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:05,193 Might go to Dante's. 346 00:25:05,282 --> 00:25:08,433 - Course you will. With Stuart. - I don't know. 347 00:25:08,522 --> 00:25:11,992 It's embarrassing being seen with him all the time. 348 00:25:12,082 --> 00:25:14,596 Up close, he's looking dead old. 349 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:17,480 He'd kill you for saying that! 350 00:25:17,562 --> 00:25:19,678 He wouldn't have the strength. 351 00:25:19,762 --> 00:25:22,560 Right, Dante's, quick visit? 352 00:25:22,642 --> 00:25:27,591 Ooh, I've not copped off for five weeks - ever since I got contact lenses. 353 00:25:32,162 --> 00:25:34,995 Coming? 354 00:25:35,082 --> 00:25:37,550 Yeah. Yeah, all right. Might as well. 355 00:25:39,722 --> 00:25:41,678 Be bad. 356 00:25:45,802 --> 00:25:48,760 - What am I, charity? - Yeah, erm... 357 00:25:48,842 --> 00:25:52,198 Me and Vince, we were going out one night and... 358 00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:55,991 - robbed a tenner from your purse. - You cheeky sods! 359 00:25:56,082 --> 00:25:58,960 Hang on, when were you last short of a tenner? 360 00:25:59,922 --> 00:26:02,834 (* Urban Cookie Collective: The Key: The Secret) 361 00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:12,110 The sad twat's wearing cheesecloth. Is cheesecloth back? 362 00:26:12,202 --> 00:26:15,239 Never went away, disguised itself as linen. 363 00:26:15,322 --> 00:26:18,758 Steven Polack! He was after me last Mardi Gras! 364 00:26:18,842 --> 00:26:20,912 He tried to snog me. I'm in there. 365 00:26:30,282 --> 00:26:33,240 I should go. Big meeting tomorrow. 366 00:26:34,322 --> 00:26:37,075 I'm up early. Got to go to London. 367 00:26:39,242 --> 00:26:42,075 He's in. I hate seeing him. 368 00:26:42,162 --> 00:26:46,997 First time here he was a kid. Then he got all muscles, then he went mad. 369 00:26:47,082 --> 00:26:49,596 He's been with that bloke five years now. 370 00:26:49,682 --> 00:26:52,435 Never said a word. We nod. 371 00:26:52,522 --> 00:26:54,956 - I've had him. - You've had 'em all. 372 00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:58,478 - Been here far too long. - Telling me. 373 00:26:58,562 --> 00:27:00,518 Oh, God, they're all in! 374 00:27:00,602 --> 00:27:04,311 There's Colin - I had him that last night at Flesh. 375 00:27:04,402 --> 00:27:07,678 (Laughs) Oh, God. I had that suit. 376 00:27:07,762 --> 00:27:10,674 I liked that suit. You looked good. 377 00:27:15,682 --> 00:27:17,638 Didn't half wanna shag you. 378 00:27:26,402 --> 00:27:28,870 Long time ago. 379 00:27:28,962 --> 00:27:30,918 I should go. 380 00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:35,433 But then again... 381 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,478 One last fling. 382 00:27:37,562 --> 00:27:39,871 Good luck. Not that you'll need it. 383 00:27:44,762 --> 00:27:46,718 (Vince laughs) 384 00:27:58,082 --> 00:28:01,631 Do you remember that little friend of his? That girl? 385 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:04,634 - Yeah. - He didn't need her in the end. 386 00:28:04,722 --> 00:28:07,475 His best friend and he didn't need her. 387 00:28:07,562 --> 00:28:09,518 Clever boy. 388 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:17,076 I'm off. London calling. 389 00:28:18,602 --> 00:28:21,036 - London? - Yeah. 390 00:28:22,442 --> 00:28:24,478 Been here far too long. 391 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:29,231 Still, we've had a laugh. 392 00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:31,674 And the rest. 393 00:28:33,722 --> 00:28:36,555 - See you then. - Not if I see you first. 394 00:28:36,642 --> 00:28:39,759 * I've got the key, I've got the secret 395 00:28:39,842 --> 00:28:43,278 * I've got the key to another way 396 00:28:43,362 --> 00:28:44,715 * I've got the key... * 397 00:28:45,722 --> 00:28:48,441 Fat Daniel said that Raymondo's back in town. 398 00:28:48,522 --> 00:28:51,992 - Hm? - Hypothermia my arse. 399 00:28:52,082 --> 00:28:54,642 I don't think he's even got a mother. 400 00:28:55,722 --> 00:28:57,917 This tea tastes like fish. 401 00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:59,833 Who's on GMTV? 402 00:28:59,922 --> 00:29:04,677 Kriss Akabusi. If I had a pound for every time that man laughed... 403 00:29:05,762 --> 00:29:08,913 You see, I preferred it when it was TV-AM. 404 00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:16,114 Wincey Willis. I wonder what happened to her... 405 00:29:16,202 --> 00:29:19,114 Ooh, Treasure Hunt, Anneka Rice... 406 00:29:24,122 --> 00:29:26,158 Hello, Stuart Jones's office. 407 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:29,393 - 'Sandra, it's Hazel.' - I'll have to stop that. 408 00:29:29,482 --> 00:29:32,315 It's not his office. I was gonna phone you. 409 00:29:32,402 --> 00:29:35,314 'Lt's about Vince - tell him to keep in touch. 410 00:29:35,402 --> 00:29:37,393 'He's still got some of my CDs.' 411 00:29:37,482 --> 00:29:39,677 Oh, I bet he's gonna miss him. 412 00:29:39,762 --> 00:29:41,832 - Miss who? - Stuart. 413 00:29:44,002 --> 00:29:45,958 Sell it. 414 00:29:48,042 --> 00:29:51,830 Sally, did you read the memo about wasting company time? 415 00:29:51,922 --> 00:29:53,275 Sorry. 416 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:54,875 Coffee? 417 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:56,991 (Beeps) 418 00:29:58,242 --> 00:30:02,440 'Hiya, this is Vince, sorry, I can't take your call right now.' 419 00:30:09,922 --> 00:30:11,878 (Phone) 420 00:30:15,802 --> 00:30:19,477 - Yes, can I help you? - I need to speak to Vincent Tyler. 421 00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:22,360 - 'He's in a meeting.' - It's urgent. 422 00:30:22,442 --> 00:30:25,673 - Could you tell him it's his mother. - Mrs Tyler? 423 00:30:25,762 --> 00:30:28,834 - 'Yes, that's right.' - The famous Mrs Tyler. 424 00:30:28,922 --> 00:30:33,234 Mrs Tyler, could I ask you, were you in this store on the 14th? 425 00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:37,752 Look, whoever you are, I've got to speak to Vince. 426 00:30:37,842 --> 00:30:42,040 And did you have a meeting with the head of personnel on the 14th 427 00:30:42,122 --> 00:30:45,512 because I'd like to know what happened on that day. 428 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:47,035 Bernie! 429 00:30:47,122 --> 00:30:50,956 - Let me get me trousers on! - What for? Who's looking? 430 00:30:51,042 --> 00:30:53,715 Fly, my pretties! Fly! 431 00:30:55,802 --> 00:30:58,157 Sorry, it's compulsory. 432 00:30:58,242 --> 00:31:03,236 Supervisor Delicatessen becomes Front Line Manager Delicatessen. 433 00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:07,713 Assistant Supervisors become Assistant Front Line Managers. 434 00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:09,520 (Clears throat) 435 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:14,361 Right, I know it's a pain but there's a good reason 436 00:31:14,442 --> 00:31:16,797 cos all the Front Line Managers 437 00:31:16,882 --> 00:31:20,636 and Assistant Front Line Managers, erm... 438 00:31:20,722 --> 00:31:24,681 can get six weeks a year in administration. 439 00:31:27,602 --> 00:31:31,675 Right, so you can choose six weeks in one block, 440 00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:34,993 two blocks of three weeks or three blocks of two. 441 00:31:35,082 --> 00:31:36,435 Nathan! 442 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,480 - Telephone. Says it's urgent. - Who is it? 443 00:31:42,962 --> 00:31:48,116 Call yourself a gay man? There's a great big palaver and you're missing it! 444 00:31:53,282 --> 00:31:58,037 We're still gonna do individual product promotion - the IPP scheme - 445 00:31:58,122 --> 00:32:04,641 but from now on you're responsible for finding your own individual product. 446 00:32:06,802 --> 00:32:10,351 And we need your name and chosen product... 447 00:32:11,482 --> 00:32:14,155 so that goes to the Front Line Manager... 448 00:32:15,722 --> 00:32:17,553 by Thursday. 449 00:32:19,762 --> 00:32:23,118 Right, erm... Oh, I've said that already. 450 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,762 Chosen product to Line... 451 00:32:25,842 --> 00:32:29,994 If you could finish we've got a store to run. Thank you, Vince. 452 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:33,998 It's Mrs Peel, isn't it? 453 00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:39,236 - I think you'll find that's Mrs Tyler. - It's Tyler-Peel. We're from Cheshire. 454 00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:42,837 - Sorry, i-it's my mother. - It's a real emergency. 455 00:32:42,922 --> 00:32:46,835 - I need a word with Vince. - You met this woman on the 14th... 456 00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:49,994 - Graham, sit down. - The day of the interview. 457 00:32:50,082 --> 00:32:54,314 - Stuart's leaving, not coming back. - I know, I'm not stupid. 458 00:32:54,402 --> 00:32:59,430 - He's going to London! - It's about time he did! Leave it... 459 00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:04,152 - Vince, I'd like a word. - Something happened on the 14th. 460 00:33:04,242 --> 00:33:07,234 I demand that you talk to this... creature. 461 00:33:07,322 --> 00:33:09,836 Oi! That's my mother. 462 00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:12,072 And that's your problem, Vince. 463 00:33:12,162 --> 00:33:15,552 Graham, as a friend of mine is very fond of saying... 464 00:33:15,642 --> 00:33:19,681 - fuck off! - (Graham) Ohh! That's nice! 465 00:33:19,762 --> 00:33:23,311 That's how the deputy manager reacts - listen to that. 466 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,155 A fine family, all of 'em. 467 00:33:26,242 --> 00:33:28,119 You know what? 468 00:33:28,202 --> 00:33:29,954 He's right. 469 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:32,397 Fuck off isn't enough. 470 00:33:32,482 --> 00:33:34,393 - Marcie. - Yes, sir? 471 00:33:34,482 --> 00:33:38,111 The floor's yours and the subject is Christmas '99. 472 00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:43,279 Thank you, Mr Chairman. Right, point of order, 473 00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:47,719 if Graham Beck is so keen on the truth why doesn't he tell his fianc�e 474 00:33:47,802 --> 00:33:51,431 that Christmas '99 he shagged me in refrigeration? 475 00:33:51,522 --> 00:33:54,355 - I knew it! - It felt like refrigeration. 476 00:33:54,442 --> 00:33:57,161 - I did not - I swear to God. - Small dick! 477 00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:59,358 That's him! Come here, bastard! 478 00:33:59,442 --> 00:34:03,594 (Claire) Sit down! (Marcie) And Vanessa - she's had him. 479 00:34:03,682 --> 00:34:05,081 Bang. 480 00:34:14,962 --> 00:34:17,157 Vince?! Where are you going? 481 00:34:17,242 --> 00:34:18,595 London. 482 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,752 Oh, my God, I'm going to London! 483 00:34:20,842 --> 00:34:22,798 See ya! 484 00:34:25,002 --> 00:34:27,755 Out the way, I'm driving! You're too slow. 485 00:34:27,842 --> 00:34:29,798 You haven't passed your test! 486 00:34:29,882 --> 00:34:31,838 That's why I'm not slow! 487 00:34:36,362 --> 00:34:39,081 - (Bernard) Oi! - Excess baggage! 488 00:34:49,362 --> 00:34:52,320 (* Colonel Bogey played on kazoos) 489 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,796 (Hazel) Come on, what's going on?! 490 00:35:01,802 --> 00:35:06,159 - How long is this gonna be? - Just take it easy. 491 00:35:06,242 --> 00:35:08,153 Crikey. Mate, back up! 492 00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:10,233 - I can't! - Back up! 493 00:35:10,322 --> 00:35:13,519 - I can't! - Who the fuck invented the kazoo? 494 00:35:14,802 --> 00:35:16,758 Sixteen years, you two. 495 00:35:18,002 --> 00:35:21,153 - Nathan Maloney was just being born. - (Sighs) 496 00:35:22,242 --> 00:35:25,518 Remind me again, who was it taught you to drive? 497 00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:28,514 Stuart Alan Jones. My 40th birthday. 498 00:35:28,602 --> 00:35:31,355 And how much did you learn? 499 00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:33,512 I learned the lot. 500 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:35,638 Hold it! Hold it! 501 00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:37,599 (Screaming) 502 00:35:37,682 --> 00:35:39,115 (Honks horn) 503 00:35:39,202 --> 00:35:40,999 He's not gay! 504 00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,158 (Siren wailing) 505 00:36:02,402 --> 00:36:04,358 (Siren winding down) 506 00:36:06,602 --> 00:36:09,036 I've got to go. I've really got to go! 507 00:36:09,122 --> 00:36:12,194 No one's going anywhere. Just calm down, sir. 508 00:36:12,282 --> 00:36:14,955 I was driving! He's done nothing wrong! 509 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,717 You're in enough trouble, don't add resisting arrest. 510 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:21,714 (Policeman) What they saying back at base? 511 00:36:24,802 --> 00:36:27,760 Never mind him, look after yourself. 512 00:36:30,402 --> 00:36:33,792 If I've got to be arrested it might as well be worth it. 513 00:36:33,882 --> 00:36:35,759 How's that, love? 514 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,630 - Bloody hell! - Come on, let's have you. 515 00:36:39,722 --> 00:36:42,520 Run, you daft bastard! 516 00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:58,357 Nice try. You're not coming. 517 00:36:58,442 --> 00:37:00,398 I'll do what I like. 518 00:37:00,482 --> 00:37:02,279 You're not. 519 00:37:02,362 --> 00:37:06,674 It'll just be you and me, Stuart and Vince, an old married couple. 520 00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:10,437 Not a shag in sight. I'm not settling down, ever. 521 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:15,038 London though? London's rubbish. Kids go to London. 522 00:37:15,122 --> 00:37:16,919 Where else is there? 523 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:20,074 I'd go out. Straight ahead and out. 524 00:37:20,162 --> 00:37:23,711 Keep moving. You can't settle down if you don't stop. 525 00:37:23,802 --> 00:37:28,080 I've been thinking about this for years. Press the button. 526 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:31,279 Dematerialise. Step out. New planet. 527 00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:35,355 Says the supermarket boy. 528 00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:38,036 I'm on the run - from the police. 529 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,640 - Don't be so camp. - Watch it. 530 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:46,475 - All your dependents of yours. - They'll survive. 531 00:37:46,562 --> 00:37:48,518 And I won't? 532 00:37:51,242 --> 00:37:53,039 You might not. 533 00:37:54,322 --> 00:37:57,439 No passengers. You let me down, I'll kill you. 534 00:37:57,522 --> 00:37:59,478 Not if I kill you first. 535 00:38:02,602 --> 00:38:04,797 So what are we waiting for? 536 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,914 - Happy birthday. - What are you doing? 537 00:38:26,002 --> 00:38:28,072 - We're off! - Off where? 538 00:38:28,162 --> 00:38:31,552 Where do you think, young fella me lad? 539 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,315 Into the headlines! 540 00:38:34,402 --> 00:38:36,836 You might finally get that shag. 541 00:38:36,922 --> 00:38:39,880 Oh, give up, stop chasing me(!) 542 00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:43,352 - But you're coming back? - What, come back to this? 543 00:38:43,442 --> 00:38:47,913 The ghetto? Alleyways stinking of piss, beggars in every doorway, 544 00:38:48,002 --> 00:38:51,711 straights and students coming to look at the freak show? 545 00:38:51,802 --> 00:38:56,114 All the idiots saving all the stupid money from their stupid jobs 546 00:38:56,202 --> 00:38:58,796 to shoot their load with some stranger? 547 00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:01,874 - (Thunder rumbles) - Just you look after it, 548 00:39:01,962 --> 00:39:03,918 this stupid little street. 549 00:39:04,802 --> 00:39:06,758 It's the middle of the world. 550 00:39:06,842 --> 00:39:09,834 Cos on a street like this, every single night, 551 00:39:09,922 --> 00:39:14,200 anyone can meet anyone and every night someone meets someone. 552 00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:16,432 It's all yours now. 553 00:39:19,242 --> 00:39:22,200 All of them. All the poofs and all the dykes 554 00:39:22,282 --> 00:39:24,238 and all the people in between. 555 00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:28,553 And this lot, they'll shag you, they'll rob you. 556 00:39:28,642 --> 00:39:33,318 Some of them might even love you. And they'll all forget you in the end. 557 00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:38,556 - Stick with your friends, you'll be fine. - You fuck it up and I'll come back. 558 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,121 Oh... 559 00:40:05,202 --> 00:40:06,317 my... 560 00:40:06,402 --> 00:40:08,199 God! 561 00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:57,392 - Faggots. - Excuse me? 562 00:40:58,482 --> 00:41:00,438 What did you say? 563 00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:03,274 You heard me. 564 00:41:03,362 --> 00:41:07,116 Cos I better warn you, my friend's got a hell of a temper. 565 00:41:07,202 --> 00:41:10,672 Once he's off. So... what did you say? 566 00:41:11,722 --> 00:41:13,678 I said... 567 00:41:15,402 --> 00:41:17,154 Faggots. 568 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,198 What do you think? 569 00:41:24,522 --> 00:41:25,875 Blood. 570 00:41:44,282 --> 00:41:46,079 Hold on a tick. 571 00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:49,393 Bit deaf, mate - too many nights out clubbing. 572 00:41:49,482 --> 00:41:53,316 So, one more time, what did you say? 573 00:41:55,562 --> 00:41:57,120 Nothin'. 574 00:41:57,202 --> 00:41:59,955 And one more word, beginning with "S". 575 00:42:01,842 --> 00:42:03,116 Sorry. 576 00:42:13,962 --> 00:42:15,918 Maybe next time. 577 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,958 Fuck off.