1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Film released by YTS.PE 2 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,320 ♪ A misty clay 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,211 ♪ In London city 4 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,081 ♪ Had me low 5 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,370 ♪ And had me down 6 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,369 ♪ I seen in the morning 7 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,131 ♪ Mm, with alarm 8 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,169 ♪ British Museum 9 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,129 ♪ had lost its charm 10 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,929 ♪ How long I wondered 11 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,162 ♪ Could this thing last 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,679 ♪ But age of miracles 13 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,999 ♪ Mm, didn't pass 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,924 ♪ Yes, too suddenly 15 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,761 ♪ Ooh, baby, I saw you there 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,039 ♪ Through the foggy London city 17 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,169 ♪ The sun was shinin' 18 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,919 ♪ Everywhere 19 00:01:26,943 --> 00:01:29,443 Film released on YTS.PE 20 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,409 - Hey, Rob, Steve. - Who is it? 21 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:32,439 - Steve Coogan. 22 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,759 - Hello, how are you? 23 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,359 - Good, good, how are you? 24 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,200 - Yes, good. 25 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:37,122 where are you 26 00:01:37,123 --> 00:01:39,962 - I'm in London, right now back from filming in New York. 27 00:01:39,963 --> 00:01:42,281 One plays a chef, it's called Medium Rare. 28 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:43,519 Produced by Martin Scorsese. 29 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,601 Have you met him 30 00:01:44,602 --> 00:01:45,679 - No, I haven't. 31 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,245 - He's fantastic, he's fantastic. 32 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:49,125 Anyway, they want me to do advertising 33 00:01:49,126 --> 00:01:50,804 for the launch of the series, 34 00:01:50,805 --> 00:01:53,559 to make a series of restaurant reviews. 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,007 This time, a trip to Spain, to the New York Times. 36 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:59,319 - I know, the observer asked me. 37 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,763 - Okay, so you know. 38 00:02:00,764 --> 00:02:03,203 Okay, so this is new York Times-Observer stuff. 39 00:02:03,204 --> 00:02:04,611 You know, it's a paid job. 40 00:02:04,612 --> 00:02:07,879 - Mm-hmm, yes. - Yes, I'm asking you 41 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,879 if you come with me 42 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,559 - Yes, I'm coming. 43 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,325 Good, good, my people will be in touch, 44 00:02:19,326 --> 00:02:20,765 with, oh, you. 45 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,644 - Yes, you know it well Rob isn't coming here. 46 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:35,799 Rob, Steve is here. 47 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,608 - 'Kay. 48 00:02:36,609 --> 00:02:38,364 - No, because he has a ferry to catch. 49 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:39,919 where are you 50 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,479 Okay. 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,559 See you when you get here though. 52 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,402 Okay? 53 00:02:43,403 --> 00:02:44,599 Yes, bye, okay. 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,406 Is everything good? 55 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:46,401 - No, it was the builder. 56 00:02:46,402 --> 00:02:47,759 He drives late. 57 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,119 Did you just remember that? your passport, your wallet, 58 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,531 your phone, - my passport, my wallet, 59 00:02:52,532 --> 00:02:54,443 my phone. - the book you are reading. 60 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:57,879 - I have everything I need to go out 61 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,959 into the darkness. 62 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:02,004 Listen, dad, dad go follow me out 63 00:03:02,005 --> 00:03:03,719 - Dad, you forgot your hat. 64 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,765 - Okay, take it down. - Oh, well done. 65 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:05,645 You can give it to him now. 66 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:06,607 Understood? - Bring it to me. 67 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:09,359 - Let's say goodbye. 68 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,879 - Ah. - Buenos (Mass. 69 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,722 - Mm, how are you? 70 00:03:11,723 --> 00:03:13,039 Well, you know Sally? 71 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,005 - Yes, sir, hello, Sally. 72 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:14,967 How are you? - Hi, Steve, yes, good. 73 00:03:14,968 --> 00:03:16,479 How are you? - Good to see you. 74 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,559 - Nice to see you, this is Charlie. 75 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,400 - Hey, Charlie. 76 00:03:18,401 --> 00:03:19,365 I don't think I know this one. 77 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,644 - No, and this Remember Chloe, right? 78 00:03:20,645 --> 00:03:21,525 - Yes, of course, of course. 79 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:22,360 Hi Chloe, how are you? 80 00:03:22,361 --> 00:03:23,771 You were a little baby the last time I saw you 81 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:25,203 and you are gone as such. 82 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,839 - That's what happens. 83 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,680 - Yeah, that's right. 84 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:28,522 - Was followed a lot of things, right? 85 00:03:28,523 --> 00:03:30,170 - Ah, it's something of Joe's. 86 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:31,999 You know, my, my son? 87 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,559 - I remember him. 88 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,210 - He has come in at the end of the trip. 89 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:37,359 - Give me a kiss. 90 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,119 Oh, who made that noise? 91 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:39,960 - You did. 92 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:41,761 - I think you did noise, didn't you love? 93 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,439 Charlie Farley, oy. 94 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,521 - Kisses to dad. 95 00:03:46,522 --> 00:03:47,959 - Hello. 96 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:48,959 Many thanks. 97 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,880 - Goodbye, honey. 98 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:50,722 - Goodbye, honey. 99 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:51,999 - Muah. - I love you. 100 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,806 Have fun. 101 00:03:52,807 --> 00:03:54,004 Mother you. - Take care of them. 102 00:03:54,005 --> 00:03:55,206 You want to take care of mama, okay? 103 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:56,244 - Yes, I will. 104 00:03:56,245 --> 00:03:59,003 - You will, Won't you, Charlie, yes. 105 00:03:59,004 --> 00:04:01,443 Have a nice trip and, You look for him. 106 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,486 - Yes, I will try to bring him back in one piece. 107 00:04:03,487 --> 00:04:04,322 - Yes, please. - Okay then. 108 00:04:04,323 --> 00:04:08,119 - Have a good trip. - Adios, amigos. 109 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,879 Adios, amigos. 110 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,800 - Hasta Manana. 111 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:11,801 - Manchego cheese, he said goodbye! 112 00:04:11,802 --> 00:04:13,479 - Love you goodbye! - Goodbye. 113 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Goodbye! 114 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,727 - Shall we get this ferry? 115 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,959 - Well, I'll probably say yes. 116 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,479 It's a bit of danger i think kind of… 117 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,199 - Oh, here we go, here we go. 118 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,281 - adds a bit of... - To live your life 119 00:04:31,282 --> 00:04:35,410 on the edge by coming to a ferry a little late. 120 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,799 - I have two cabins for you. 121 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,608 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:40,609 --> 00:04:43,442 - A Commodore cabin and a De Luxe cabin. 123 00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:45,165 - Okay, which is the best. 124 00:04:45,166 --> 00:04:46,965 - The Zee Commodore cabin is the sea's best. 125 00:04:46,966 --> 00:04:49,361 - Great. - Mr. Coogan should have it. 126 00:04:49,362 --> 00:04:51,679 - Oh, Rob. - Commodore Coogan. 127 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:52,724 - Okay. - Thank you. 128 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,243 - Is this the Commodore? 129 00:04:54,244 --> 00:04:55,479 - No, zat's zee De Luxe cabin. 130 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,839 - Okay. 131 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,762 See you later, Commodore. - Okay. 132 00:04:58,763 --> 00:05:01,161 - And there's your key. - Thank you, merci. 133 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:02,719 - See you later. - Nice. 134 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,799 - Then I'll show you yours. 135 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,642 - Okay. 136 00:05:04,643 --> 00:05:06,119 What did you say your name was? 137 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:06,962 - Oo-ho-has. 138 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:07,999 - Oh-ho-has. 139 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,842 - Oo-ho-has. 140 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:09,919 - Oh-ho-has. 141 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,279 - No, oo-ho-har. 142 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,606 - Oh-ho-has. - Yes. 143 00:05:12,607 --> 00:05:13,884 Is it close enough? 144 00:05:13,885 --> 00:05:14,885 - Yes. 145 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,764 - You're right about that this is a better way. 146 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,679 This is more romantic. 147 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,364 This is more like a journey. 148 00:05:21,365 --> 00:05:22,999 - It is. 149 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,645 And you know what the most famous boat 150 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:27,246 what was here was the most famous ship, shall I say? 151 00:05:27,247 --> 00:05:29,079 - Ah, Mayflower? 152 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,639 - Yes, Mayflower. 153 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,159 - Pilgrim Fathers? 154 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,599 - Yes. 155 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,090 - Pilgrim Fathers for Justice 156 00:05:35,091 --> 00:05:37,919 they tied themselves to that crane, 157 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,839 demanded more breadfruit for their children. 158 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,807 - Where were they led 159 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,365 - They were led to America. 160 00:05:43,366 --> 00:05:45,119 - Yes, which part of America? 161 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,120 - The coast. 162 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,807 Santander a lot largest city in Cantabria 163 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,689 with a population approaching 200,000. 164 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,879 We filmed a lot of Moonraker here. 165 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,999 Morning. 166 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,922 - Buenos Diaz. 167 00:06:26,923 --> 00:06:28,439 - Buenos Diaz, mi amigo. 168 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,521 - Buenos Diaz, mi amigo. 169 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,719 - It's fantastic. 170 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:34,519 - This way to approach a new country. 171 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,442 - Did you sleep well? 172 00:06:35,443 --> 00:06:38,199 - Yes, like a, like a baby, yes. 173 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,085 - It's nice, isn't it? 174 00:06:39,086 --> 00:06:40,605 - Yes, it is gentle rocking motion. 175 00:06:40,606 --> 00:06:43,524 I think you either have sea ​​legs or you don't. 176 00:06:43,525 --> 00:06:47,605 - Santander, the largest city in Cantabria by a certain margin, 177 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,839 population 200,000. 178 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,119 An elegant and stylish resort 179 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,439 with excellent transport links. 180 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,559 - Reading Lonely Planet? 181 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,439 - Just things I picked up. - Rough Guide? 182 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,805 - Things I have picked up over the years. 183 00:07:01,806 --> 00:07:02,847 I'm a mushroom. 184 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,319 - Yeah, um. - Ah. 185 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,879 - I'm Charles. 186 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,879 Prawns with sea salmon. - Thank you. 187 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:16,927 - Cool fresh. - Thank you. 188 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:18,926 - Thank you very much. 189 00:07:18,927 --> 00:07:20,888 Like mom used to make. 190 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:22,279 - Ah,. 191 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,611 - Well,. 192 00:07:23,612 --> 00:07:25,519 - Thank you, gracias. 193 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,487 What did you say to him? 194 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:29,285 - I said it's charming, charming that his mother did. 195 00:07:29,286 --> 00:07:30,403 You know, Leo's. 196 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:31,959 - What's happening in New York? 197 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,802 - I have seen a lot of Mischa. 198 00:07:32,803 --> 00:07:34,559 Do you remember Mischa? 199 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,164 - The girl you saw when we were in Italy? 200 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,366 - Mm-hmm, yes. 201 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,002 - See you here again? 202 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:43,125 Didn't she get, she got… - I, I'm in love with her. 203 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,849 - Thought she got married. 204 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,959 - She is married. 205 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,999 - Oh. 206 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,965 - I don't know, it's not right, 207 00:07:48,966 --> 00:07:50,244 because it is not ideal. - Go ahead, take your time. 208 00:07:50,245 --> 00:07:51,127 Give me details. 209 00:07:51,128 --> 00:07:53,566 - It's not ideal, but we just bump into each other 210 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:56,759 and, uh, and you know, we just 211 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,724 you could tell it was right there. 212 00:07:58,725 --> 00:08:01,121 I smiled, I gave her one of my smiles, and, uh... 213 00:08:01,122 --> 00:08:03,771 - I mean, you don't must say more. 214 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:06,199 One of them smiles. 215 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:11,079 - So like an anchovy, she just wiggled in my net again. 216 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:11,920 - Is it exciting? 217 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:13,522 - It's exciting, but it is not like the first time. 218 00:08:13,523 --> 00:08:14,679 It's not like I don't know her. 219 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,001 It's like we've resumed what we had before and it is so… 220 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:18,123 - It's still exciting. 221 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:19,605 - Oh yes it is. 222 00:08:19,606 --> 00:08:22,519 - We lose tension when you are married 223 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,360 I'll tell you. 224 00:08:23,361 --> 00:08:24,325 - Yes, you can't have everything. 225 00:08:24,326 --> 00:08:25,604 The thing is, you can't have everything. 226 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,567 - You can't have everything. - You can't have everything. 227 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,599 - That's my mantra, you can't have everything. 228 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,442 - Yes. - When people complain 229 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:31,399 no, yes, make a choice. 230 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,528 - A lot, I, I couldn't agree more, couldn't agree more. 231 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,519 - I have a young family. 232 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,245 For a man my age, my children are young. 233 00:08:37,246 --> 00:08:38,799 - How old is your wife? 234 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,800 - 43. 235 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,320 - Mm-hmm. 236 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,721 You just have those kids in you, just squeezed them in fast then? 237 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:44,919 - Yes, yes. 238 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,649 I don't go the full Mick Jagger and wearing them, 239 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,642 he has another at 72 240 00:08:48,643 --> 00:08:50,559 - Oh, that's hard. 241 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,919 - has he ever met him 242 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:52,762 - I have. 243 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:54,439 - I was at a party. 244 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:58,126 I left and I heard from the balcony, 245 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,359 "Rob, Rob." 246 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,408 Rob, hey, Rob, Rob. 247 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,885 - Only, he didn't do it drunk, 248 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:07,039 and I looked up and he was gone 249 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,559 "Don't throw those bloody spears at me." 250 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,559 I said what? 251 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,767 He goes, “Don't throw the bloody spears at me. " 252 00:09:12,768 --> 00:09:14,359 - Yes, no, no. 253 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,245 - He's doing Michael Caine. 254 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,571 - I know, I know, but what you find 255 00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,365 is what he talks about, sometimes he 256 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:21,165 so it's like that it's actually quite posh. 257 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,205 And sometimes he is quite, so you can say 258 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,601 that he is quite actual kind of public school thing 259 00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:30,251 goes on, you know, and then he goes sorta deep like that. 260 00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,959 But um, but uh and uh. 261 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,279 You know, you have it all kind of peacock thing. 262 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,639 - Sorry. - Sorry. 263 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,844 - He went, “Don't throw the bloody spears at me. " 264 00:09:41,845 --> 00:09:43,682 And I went, oh, you're Michael Caine. 265 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,485 Then I looked up at him and I said, 266 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,801 I've told you before if you don't want to sing 267 00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:50,451 I don't want to know, now came back into the other room. 268 00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:55,319 And he wants ah-ah-ah-ah and he walked away he loved it. 269 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,285 But I had How is it? 270 00:09:56,286 --> 00:09:57,406 - Close conversation with I would have said him 271 00:09:57,407 --> 00:10:00,199 what are you doing a child of 72? 272 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,601 - No, you know what I do doesn't mean it's ideal, 273 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,279 but Charlie Chaplin was knock''em out in his 80s, 274 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,361 and it's not ideal either 275 00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:10,081 but we are positive footloose and maintenance-free. 276 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,605 We are like teenagers compared to those guys. 277 00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:13,679 - Yes, yes. 278 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,727 - We must enjoy this moment. 279 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:16,399 We are in the sweet spot in our lives. 280 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,240 - Mm-mm-mm-mm. 281 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,127 - We really are. 282 00:10:18,128 --> 00:10:21,039 We're like mature, you know. 283 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,879 I'm in my prime. 284 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,722 It was Miss Jean, 285 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,562 I was going to play Miss Jean Brodie. 286 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:27,369 There is a lot of gender switching going on 287 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,959 now in major roles. 288 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,644 I could play Miss Jean Brodie. 289 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,520 - HEY - 290 00:10:42,201 --> 00:10:43,201 - Oh. 291 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,248 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 292 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,406 - You are writing something at the moment. 293 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:54,481 - Of course I am, yes. 294 00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:57,685 What I am trying to do with this odyssey through Spain 295 00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:59,159 do what Laurie Lee did. 296 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,207 See, you don't know this about me. 297 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,441 About 30 years ago when I was 18, 298 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,639 I came to Spain, backpacking, 299 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,166 after A levels before I want the university 300 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,642 and I met a woman named Sofia who was 37 years old. 301 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,562 She basically showed me the ropes. 302 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:14,799 I lost my virginity to her. 303 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,006 - How many years ago? 304 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:18,799 - Well, it's been 32 years. 305 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,290 - So she is now 70? 306 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,242 - Yes, she is 70, yes. 307 00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,446 - Shall we look her up? 308 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,119 - No, I saw, I met her. 309 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,239 She is massive. 310 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,401 Saw her on a Vespa. - Successful? 311 00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,890 No, no, I mean cool. 312 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,999 - I think the two of you should give it another go. 313 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,047 - Yes, but you're just - Why don't you just take her 314 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:37,559 - facetious, come on. - Some Turkish delight. 315 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,085 - I think that is the last things she wants most. 316 00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:41,321 That's the only thing I know about her. 317 00:11:41,322 --> 00:11:45,919 Anyway, I will write one book about Spain and me. 318 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,762 - Is that why you bought it Laurie Lee book? 319 00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:49,841 - Yes, he wrote this when he was in his early 50s, 320 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,239 but it's about when he was 18, 321 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,685 so it's almost exactly the same as me. 322 00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:56,119 - Cervantes wrote Don Quixote when he was 50 years old. 323 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,799 The 50s in many ways I think... 324 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,039 - No, we're done sweet spot in our lives. 325 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,439 - The best age, that's the sweet spot. 326 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,879 You still have, touch, time. 327 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,206 - We are ripe, we are ripe fruit. 328 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,005 If you hang on the branch longer, 329 00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:09,599 you just want to wither on the wine, 330 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,839 and I don't. - So what do you do? 331 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,879 - Drop- 332 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,365 - Or do you want to be picked? 333 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,399 - You will be picked, indeed. 334 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,241 - I would very much rather picked than fallen. 335 00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,239 - Oh, I caught myself. Who wants you 336 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240 at this age? 337 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,929 - You would be surprised. 338 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,241 After Philomena opened this a whole new kind of chapter 339 00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,799 for me in the form of similar the way my career has gone. 340 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,642 All those, uh- 341 00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:35,923 - Co-wrote it, right? 342 00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:38,486 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, I always write along. 343 00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:41,642 I am really friendly like I'm the one talking 344 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,642 and have all the ideas and the other person's 345 00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:45,719 Kind of like a, sort of, typist. 346 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,365 - Would they see it that way? 347 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,647 - Oh no, I will never say that it to them personally. 348 00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:51,759 But I mean, but privately. 349 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,599 - Of course, I write these reviews. 350 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,565 - That's good. 351 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,400 I mean, how are you supposed to do that? 352 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,242 - We are in Spain. 353 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,679 I will do it like Sancho Panza and Don Quixote. 354 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,725 Two middle-aged men, who looking for adventure. 355 00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:04,926 - It's not about... 356 00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:07,651 - Don Quixote, idealist, dreamer, 357 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,999 head in the clouds, yes. - Yes. 358 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,241 - And his solid, reliable friend. 359 00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:15,199 - Yes, yes, yes. 360 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,839 - So what do you write with? 361 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,887 - It's called Missing. 362 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:27,719 It's about a man looking for his daughter. 363 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,285 - This will be the follow-up to your film 364 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,362 about a woman looking for her son. 365 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:36,039 - Yes, it is the sister piece to it. 366 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,724 And if I do another one, then it will be a trilogy. 367 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,366 But anyway, yes it is if the two of them... 368 00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,324 - He must be looking for something else? 369 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:44,561 You know to avoid the comparisons. 370 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,479 Maybe man is looking for his car. 371 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,479 - You can do that man who lost his car. 372 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,999 European filmmakers use huge, overbearing, 373 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,081 use thematic metaphors all the time, 374 00:13:57,082 --> 00:13:58,762 so it could be a guy looking for his car, 375 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,599 but actually he doesn't understand. 376 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,839 He thinks he's looking for his car, 377 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,046 but actually he is looking for something 378 00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,559 much bigger than that. 379 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560 - A van. 380 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,079 - Yes, but the van. 381 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,239 The van of life. 382 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,519 - Good? 383 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,569 Can we set it up? - Can we close it? 384 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,719 - Come in, come in. 385 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,449 Shall we go? 386 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120 Ream? 387 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,760 Thank you. 388 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,161 Have you ever seen rain like this? 389 00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:41,288 - Oh yes, I was in one, 390 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,887 I got stuck in a landslide overnight 391 00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,360 on the west side of Thirlmere. 392 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,444 Stuck in a landslide, had to spend the night 393 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:52,568 in the car for 18 hours. - Hmm, hmm. 394 00:14:52,569 --> 00:14:57,279 - I found out later that I was inside the wettest place in the country 395 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,011 ever recorded in history. - You've told me this before. 396 00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:01,999 Told me this before. 397 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,923 - Um, you, you asked and it was… 398 00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:06,919 - No, I asked you, have you ever seen 399 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,959 something like this? 400 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,323 - Of course, if you ask a question like 401 00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:10,160 you also want some details. 402 00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:11,762 - If it's a story as you have told before, 403 00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:14,001 you say yes, do you remember? that time in a landslide, 404 00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,039 and I say, Oh, I remember. 405 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,559 ♪ Like a circle in a spiral 406 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,879 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel 407 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,239 ♪ Never ends or begins 408 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,599 ♪ On an ever-rewinding coil 409 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,079 ♪ Like a snowball down a mountain 410 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,368 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 411 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,559 ♪ Like a carousel turning 412 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,399 ♪ Continuous rings around the moon 413 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,679 ♪ Like a watch whose hands sweep 414 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,959 ♪ Elapsed minutes for the face 415 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,159 ♪ And the Earth is like an apple 416 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,079 ♪ Whirling silently in the room 417 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,399 ♪ Like the circles you find 418 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,119 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 419 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,485 - Do you know who sang it? 420 00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,399 - Many people. 421 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,322 Dusty Springfield? 422 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,759 - Noel Harrison was the famous one. 423 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,760 Son of... 424 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,719 “George? 425 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,639 - No, Rex Harrison. 426 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,482 “Really? 427 00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:32,882 - Yes, who sang, Rain in Spain. 428 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,002 ♪ The rain in Spain - Look, look, so we're gettin' 429 00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:38,446 circles in circles. - Yes. 430 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,731 - We look alike sailed into Switzerland. 431 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,888 - Hello. 432 00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:07,679 - Hey, hey, who's that? 433 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,565 - This is Jonathan, Matt's assistant. 434 00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,844 - This is Steve Coogan for Matt, please. 435 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:14,922 - Oh, hi Steve, hi, yeah, um, look, 436 00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,124 I just had to call you, actually. 437 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,090 to let you know Matt has left the agency. 438 00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,799 - What? 439 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,041 - Yes, he has gone to an administration company. 440 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,963 See, it all happened very quickly, 441 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:30,279 and Lindeman wanted to check it out before it was announced. 442 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,964 It's going to be in stores today, 443 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:35,359 so I will take over all of Matt's customers 444 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,879 Who stays with the agency. 445 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,720 Okay? 446 00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,324 And Steve, I just want to let you know 447 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,879 how excited I am to work 448 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,360 with you and represent you. 449 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,279 - It's the seat. 450 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,770 Okay, are you on vacation? 451 00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:19,759 - No, no, I'm a writer. 452 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,171 - Yes, you are a writer? 453 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,999 - And I had a film at the Oscars. 454 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,523 Do you know the Academy Awards? 455 00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:34,999 Yeah, one of my movies was, uh… 456 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,808 - Okay. 457 00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,211 - So it was muy bien. 458 00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:38,326 - That's fine. 459 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,842 - And the winner is 460 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,959 Steve McQueen. - Oh, my god, I won it. 461 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,039 I have won it! - Sit down. 462 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,371 Sit down, Steve. 463 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,879 What, why? 464 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,881 I'm Steve Coogan. 465 00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,370 - Steve McQueen. 466 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:08,039 - Oh, my god, Oh, I'm sorry. 467 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 Excuse me. 468 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,679 Hi Greg, this is Steve. 469 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,409 Hi Steve, how are you? 470 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,479 - Good good. 471 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,562 - Good, you're out New, you're still in New York, 472 00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:27,242 I hear very good things about the series. 473 00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:28,765 - No, I'm in Spain with Rob. 474 00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,319 It's okay. 475 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,119 Look, Greg, did you know Matt had left the American agency? 476 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,686 - Yes, I did, um, yes i knew that. 477 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,245 I actually wanted to call you. 478 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,965 - Did you know before I did? 479 00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:43,079 - No, no, not at all, no. 480 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,208 - Right, and you know it that his assistant, Jonathan, 481 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,962 taking over his customer list? 482 00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:49,643 - Yes, yes, you see, Jonathan, I think it is very good. 483 00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,041 I think he is very bright, so you know. 484 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:55,010 - What's going on? with Matt's other customers? 485 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:59,085 - Okay, I know, uh, Ricky is, Ricky is gone with him. 486 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,329 And um, Will Ferrell. 487 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,364 - Did he ask Ricky to come with him? 488 00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:06,805 - Yes, he did. 489 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,479 - He didn't ask me. 490 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,162 - Yes, you see, I think, I think 491 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:12,766 you are seen more as one author steve i mean 492 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:17,319 so you don't need a manager as well as an agent so… 493 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,721 - So which clients are staying with the new assistant? 494 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,768 - Uh, Kevin Klein, I can't really do that 495 00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:25,039 watch him go somewhere else. 496 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,159 Umm... 497 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,039 - Listen, Greg, would you do me a favor please? 498 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,319 Can you figure out why? the script for missing 499 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,559 hasn't been greenlit yet? 500 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,525 - It hasn't happened? 501 00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:38,679 I totally mean it, I know it very well 502 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,520 it should have happened. 503 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,600 I'll figure it out, I will got right into it. 504 00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:42,440 But yes 505 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,441 - Thank you. 506 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,245 - So you are out in Spain with Rob Brydon? 507 00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:47,401 - Yes, I'm with Rob Brydon. 508 00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:48,481 - It should be fun. 509 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,639 - Yes, it's very funny, thank you very much, goodbye 510 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,640 - Okay, bye. 511 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,679 - Victor Arguinzoniz user a cooking method so basic 512 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,639 even cavemen would recognize it. 513 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,206 And yet has become a pilgrimage destination 514 00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:07,601 for foodies from all over the world. 515 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:11,571 Perhaps you consider yourself to be something of a barbecue king. 516 00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:14,479 Compared to Victor, you are a lightweight. 517 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,679 A little better than the caveman, 518 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,968 who first cracked the flints together to get a spark 519 00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:24,079 because he found raw mammoth a bit hard on the teeth. 520 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,606 So it's essentially a grill. 521 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,288 Oh. 522 00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,159 - The fresh cheese. 523 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,002 - Thank you. 524 00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:42,679 - And the golden butter. 525 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,522 - Ah. - Thank you. 526 00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:45,279 - They are homemade. 527 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,079 We have buffaloes in our farm 528 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,399 and each clay for milk and Victor makes the fresh cheese. 529 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,287 Have fun.- 530 00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:54,765 - Thank you, Ella. - Thank you. 531 00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:58,204 What she said was that they have their own buffaloes. 532 00:21:58,205 --> 00:22:00,239 - Didn't she say that in English? 533 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,241 My sunny side was just… 534 00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:04,119 - Your hearing, I have noticed your hearing 535 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,042 is not what it was. 536 00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:06,201 Do you mind saying that? 537 00:22:06,202 --> 00:22:08,999 - Listen, stop distracting me and you 538 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,842 from the fact that your Spanish is terrible. 539 00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:13,888 I think what you were trying to do before is 540 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,399 Sorry mate my... 541 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,128 Bloody bloody batteries. 542 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,199 Wait, wait, I can't, um, that's it plays up, hangs up, hangs up. 543 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,439 Right, try again. 544 00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:39,359 Ah, shit. 545 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,771 Steve, wait, wait, me can't hear a word mate. 546 00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:42,639 It's the batteries. 547 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,039 Steve, I can't hear anything, shh. 548 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,199 Steve, Steve, stop, wait, I've got a... 549 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Very good. 550 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,731 - Okay, is that enough? - Only you still can't do this 551 00:22:52,732 --> 00:22:54,562 you can, no matter how hard you try 552 00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:57,163 you will never be able to do the little man in the box. 553 00:22:57,164 --> 00:23:00,721 - While I think your little one man at checkout is brilliant, 554 00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:04,088 it is also the pharmacy of your career. 555 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,489 - Mm, incredible, etc. 556 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,005 - Sum it up for me. 557 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:16,810 - The butter is life-affirming butter. 558 00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:20,202 - Life-affirming butter, L-A-B. 559 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,440 Buffalo? 560 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 - Wow. - Wow. 561 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,999 - This is the homemade chorizo. 562 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,159 We buy Iberian pork from Salamanca 563 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,799 and Victor makes the chorizo just like his grandmother. 564 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,642 - Wow. 565 00:23:50,643 --> 00:23:53,962 - Is the same chorizo, just cooked or cured. 566 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,999 - Cooked or cured, okay. 567 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,279 - And a corn croquette. 568 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,165 - I just got... - Even thanks. 569 00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:07,439 - When she said, he does chorizo like his grandmother 570 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,239 is that what she looked like? 571 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,205 - No, Rob, he means it that way grandma used to do it. 572 00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,679 - Good, I think so she should be more clear. 573 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,488 - Hmm. 574 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,959 - Because I present a grizzled old woman 575 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,201 with the appearance of chorizo. 576 00:24:21,202 --> 00:24:23,679 - Well, you are Only person who is, couples. 577 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680 - Ah. - Mmm. 578 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,079 Fantastic. 579 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,319 - Mmm. - Mmm. 580 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,759 - Wow. - I know. 581 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,890 If his grandmother tasted that's how I want a nibble. 582 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,039 Come, come Mr. Coogan, come and come. 583 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,679 You start to thaw, sir, starting to thaw 584 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,082 - No, I want to laugh at things if it's good. 585 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,679 - The shoulder. 586 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,359 - What are you wearing? 587 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,838 - Gettin' out bed in the morning. 588 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,682 Just pulled it. 589 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:00,839 - You can't rush out of bed. 590 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,683 You must know that what have i been told to do? 591 00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:04,759 Stretch while lying down. 592 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,759 Does the blood liquefy. - Before you turn it? 593 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,489 - You look like a provisional Nazi. 594 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,319 - Oh, I swallow what you do, you know 595 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,319 is so wrong on so many levels but I just can't stop. 596 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,759 Why are your Nazis so camp? 597 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,479 Oh, I'm a Nazi, Oh. 598 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,279 - You tell me, Fuehrer. 599 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,406 - Hail Hitler. 600 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,407 Was he furious? 601 00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:30,765 - Mm, he stays. 602 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,439 - Okay, we'll continue. 603 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,566 Green clams. 604 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,799 With carrot juice. 605 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,529 - Carrot juice? - Yes. 606 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,171 - Good. 607 00:25:50,123 --> 00:25:51,243 - No, no, Steve. 608 00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:52,526 - Oh. - Look, look, look. 609 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,599 - Then go on. 610 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,440 - But what do we do? 611 00:25:54,441 --> 00:25:55,280 We, we... 612 00:25:55,281 --> 00:25:56,086 - You just take them. 613 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:57,087 - Uh huh. 614 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,210 - Um, wow. 615 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,686 - Well here it is, Mr. Coogan, we managed to get it out. 616 00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:08,162 Um, I mean, the good news is, it's benign. 617 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,559 The bad news is, we found seven more of them. 618 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,530 Some of them have gone into the lymph nodes. 619 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,086 Do you want to read it book while we eat lunch, 620 00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,559 or did you just bring it as some sort of badge? 621 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,679 - No, I brought it, so because I am 622 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,119 I imitate his journey. 623 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,039 - When I went out one summer morning. 624 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,962 What would your version be? 625 00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:39,119 As I drove out one summer morning in my V8 Land Rover. 626 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,962 - Range Rover. 627 00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:42,725 - Range Rover, sorry, it's a terrible mistake. 628 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,839 - Yes. 629 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,159 - How much have you read? 630 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,079 - About a quarter 631 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,839 but it is very good. - What a thick book. 632 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,119 - Sir, no. 633 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,279 - A sauvignon blanc - Oh yes. 634 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,250 - To pair with grilled tongues. 635 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,919 Caviar is from Iran. 636 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,919 Have fun.- 637 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,526 - It's amazing, Iranian caviar. 638 00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:14,399 - Please, go first. 639 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,290 - No No No, no thanks, you go first. 640 00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,959 - Well, before I do, Scaramanga, 641 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,639 why don't I turn that way? 642 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,563 In that case, you must have disturbed my scallops… 643 00:27:26,564 --> 00:27:28,244 - In my country it is always traditional 644 00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:32,599 the nearest scallop served to the guest. 645 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,321 - Where I come from is a custom for pros 646 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,279 the larger scallop for the guest. 647 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,282 - In my country, when such an offer is made 648 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:47,199 it is traditional to turn the plate 'round twice 649 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,521 and replace it on the table. 650 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,485 Come on, Mr. Bond, you enjoy the scallop 651 00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:55,159 as much as I do. 652 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160 Please eat 653 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,966 - Bottom in the weather. 654 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,930 Goodbye, Mr. Bond. 655 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,685 Mr. Bond, goodbye. 656 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,879 - You have to pay more attention to your chef. 657 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,560 He works for Her Majesty's Government. 658 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,999 - Starts at 10, what is the Camino de Santiago? 659 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,922 - Um. - No? 660 00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:50,720 The Pilgrim's Way to Santiago to Compostela, 661 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,521 where Saint James is had to be buried. 662 00:28:54,522 --> 00:28:58,079 Become the most important destination for Christians 663 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,439 after Rome and Jerusalem. 664 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,006 - I only meant the ultimate pilgrimage to see the Pope. 665 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,682 I went there with Philomena. 666 00:29:04,683 --> 00:29:06,405 I introduced Philomena to the Pope. 667 00:29:06,406 --> 00:29:09,079 - And we applaud Philomena back into the conversation. 668 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,286 It's been a good five to six minutes 669 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:11,765 since he last picked it up. 670 00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:13,519 But no, no, keep going, always nice to hear. 671 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,362 - I mean, you know. 672 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:15,759 - So what were you there for? 673 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,600 For the Cannes publicity tour? - I can't pretend it isn't 674 00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:18,123 been a significant part of my life, but there you go. 675 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,929 - I can't pretend it isn't been a significant part 676 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,809 of this bloody journey. 677 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,801 - Ah. 678 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,763 - It's nice, isn't it. 679 00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:47,285 - Wonderful. - Nice. 680 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:51,079 - You look like the man who would follow james bond 681 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,759 not at a distance, in one of the Sean Connery films. 682 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,125 - One of the early films. - Who will never say anything 683 00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:58,279 - Yes, yes. - He would never speak, mysterious 684 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,122 - Sinister figure. 685 00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,599 - Sinister figure after him, yes. 686 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,279 - Sos del Rey Catolico, what does that mean now? 687 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,559 - Ah, del rey, is it reign, the catholic reign, 688 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,599 so it's the catholic king sos, 689 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,919 because this is King Ferdinand was born here. 690 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,760 - Right here. 691 00:30:15,761 --> 00:30:17,567 - right here, not here, but you know that here. 692 00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,162 - He introduced the Spanish Inquisition? 693 00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:20,000 - Yes, definitely. 694 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:20,808 - Are you sure about that? 695 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:23,039 - He was a catalyst in a way. 696 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,324 - Very good, you're on fire. 697 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,325 - Cheers. 698 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,730 - You actually wanted to make one a lot good inquisitor, I think 699 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,079 for the Spanish Inquisition. 700 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,002 Don't take it the wrong way. - No. 701 00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:35,399 - You have a curious nature. 702 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,731 - Mind, I have a curious mind, yes. 703 00:30:36,732 --> 00:30:39,039 - And you have a cruel side, you have a cruel side. 704 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,769 - It's not really good it's certainly a short jump 705 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:44,890 isn't it, out of curiosity to, gruesome murder. 706 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,359 I mean, I mean that's quite a leap. 707 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,044 - It is a very big leap. - It's a big leap. 708 00:30:50,045 --> 00:30:52,441 If I asked you and you were on the racket, 709 00:30:52,442 --> 00:30:55,522 I will start with some simple questions like 710 00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:57,681 I'm just going to say, okay, let's warm up. 711 00:30:57,682 --> 00:30:59,159 Just give me a name, address, 712 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,127 tell me what you had for breakfast. 713 00:31:00,128 --> 00:31:02,039 - Rob Brydon, London. 714 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,084 - Yes, and what did you have for breakfast. 715 00:31:04,085 --> 00:31:06,359 - Scrambled eggs. - Nice stuff, okay. 716 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,325 Uh, Rob... - Is it me? 717 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,160 can i go now - No No No. 718 00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:09,002 Would you like to ask a few questions. 719 00:31:09,003 --> 00:31:11,970 Just take it easy. - I can't, it really hurts 720 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:15,199 - What is your favorite music? 721 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,519 - Bruce Springsteen. - Okay, okay. 722 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,601 - Is that it? - No No No. 723 00:31:18,602 --> 00:31:22,239 No, no, how many BAFTAs have you won? 724 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,080 - What? 725 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:23,922 - How many BAFTAs have you won? 726 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,519 - I can't hear you. 727 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,719 Okay, okay, just give That's another notch, guys. 728 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,563 How many BAFTAs… - I have a Welsh one. 729 00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,449 I have a Welsh. - Well, a Welsh BAFTA. 730 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:34,039 Thanks, you see how easy that was? 731 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,486 You see how easy it was to answer the question? 732 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:38,079 Okay now 733 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,718 - I have been nominated seven times times for the normal ones. 734 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,687 - I didn't ask you to. 735 00:31:40,688 --> 00:31:41,966 Hack, give him another hack. 736 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,439 How tall is he? 737 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,799 Five 8 1/2. 738 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,119 - Okay, really? - Yes, yes. 739 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,361 - Ooh, ooh. - It's not bad, eh? 740 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:54,519 Okay, one more question you won't answer 741 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,885 because we try to get you up to five and nine. 742 00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,446 I'm on your side here. 743 00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:00,559 Do you want to finish on five eight, five 8 1/2, 744 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,719 or do you want to go to five and nine? 745 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,562 - I go to five and nine! 746 00:32:02,563 --> 00:32:04,289 - He comes to the five foot nine! 747 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,919 Okay, one more question. 748 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,559 - Oh! - Rob. 749 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,359 - Yes. - Do you think? 750 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,679 in the Lord God Almighty? 751 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,199 - I'd rather not say that. 752 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,962 Get him a few cuts. 753 00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,562 And it's five o'clock. - Oh, thanks. 754 00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:17,686 - five and nine, let him go 755 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:21,519 You leave here as a five-foot-nine man, congrats on that. 756 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,405 - Thanks, Steve. 757 00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:23,811 Oh, I hit my head. - I'm sorry for the pain. 758 00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:24,924 There you go, it becomes a problem 759 00:32:24,925 --> 00:32:25,805 you will have to contend with now, 760 00:32:25,806 --> 00:32:27,450 and you must let also your pants. 761 00:32:27,451 --> 00:32:30,091 Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Brydon. 762 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,686 “Oh ah! 763 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,881 - This is the area Terry Gilliam was in 764 00:33:20,882 --> 00:33:22,839 when he tried to do Don Quixote. 765 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,205 - Lost in La Mancha is the documentary film 766 00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:25,770 about his inability to do so. 767 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,119 - It's a show I want to do 768 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,960 about La Mancha. - Lost in La Mancha? 769 00:33:28,961 --> 00:33:30,450 Oh, Man of La Mancha? - Man of La Mancha 770 00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,039 is the scene musical. 771 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,361 It may be my next theatrical venture. 772 00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:35,679 - Really? - Yes. 773 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,729 You get to sing The Impossible Dream. 774 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,119 Since this is Rioja, 775 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,999 I would have thought we would see a lot more vines. 776 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,525 - It has no interest for me these clays, Rob, 777 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,759 because I no longer drink alcohol. 778 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,081 - I like wine, I like Rioja. 779 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,359 What's with all the dinosaur characters? 780 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,771 - I suppose there are lots of dinosaurs 781 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,399 that used to live 'round here. 782 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,119 - I say we visit because Chloe loves dinosaurs. 783 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,439 - Who is Chloe? 784 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,441 My daughter. 785 00:34:09,442 --> 00:34:10,487 - Oh. 786 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,679 - I have to put on my boots. 787 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,639 - Your boots on? - Yes. 788 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,482 Dusty. 789 00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:53,608 - Are we going in there? 790 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,879 - Love these boots. 791 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,804 Yes, no, they are good intermediate shoes, 792 00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:05,406 them, but you couldn't touch Crampons, 793 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,359 if there was any ice. 794 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,803 - I'm not planning to go ice cream. 795 00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,285 - No plans for ice cream, Rob. 796 00:35:11,286 --> 00:35:12,441 You must be prepared 797 00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:14,079 if some suddenly appear. 798 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,922 You see? 799 00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:18,481 They are not very good for scree work either. 800 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,887 You just have to be decisive about where you put your feet, 801 00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:22,888 that's all. 802 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,406 - Make a picture of me with the dinosaur. 803 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,559 - Which one is the dinosaur? 804 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,359 Okay, otherwise you look like the dinosaur does 805 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,079 a McCartney-style thumbs up, why don't you imitate that? 806 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,809 - Hello, rock and roll. 807 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,319 I mean, Ringo, he actually was a good drummer, you know. 808 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,527 What is the name of that dinosaur? 809 00:35:57,528 --> 00:35:59,921 - Barney. No, it's a T. Rex. 810 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,559 - Actually it's not, it's an Iguanodon. 811 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,319 - How do you know? 812 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,959 - Throw the phone? 813 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,839 Because Chloe is an expert. 814 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,001 - Tell me this. 815 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,365 Why did they change the name 816 00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:15,039 of a Brontosaurus to a Brachiosaurus? 817 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,880 No one else has given me 818 00:36:15,881 --> 00:36:17,848 a sufficient explanation - Brontosaurus that would 819 00:36:17,849 --> 00:36:20,319 previously wandered the lands. 820 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,284 - Who is it? - It's John Hurt. 821 00:36:22,285 --> 00:36:23,359 - It's not John Hurt. 822 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,200 - who is it then? 823 00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:25,565 - I don't know, but if You must do John Hurt, 824 00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:26,879 you must, if ... 825 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,441 Brachiosaurus would once roam the land, 826 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,279 the king of all the examined. 827 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,770 - It's a very good John Hurt. 828 00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:37,922 - King of all he examined. 829 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,041 It is a combination of him as 830 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,039 Quentin Crisp and Caligula in I, Claudius. 831 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,769 Why are you standing? - You can go away now, Rob. 832 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,890 I thought about killing you, but I've changed. 833 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,479 Chloe knows that too about the different, uh, 834 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,766 prehistoric periods. 835 00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,159 - Yep- 836 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,599 Well, you know, she, not to where 837 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,762 she could sit an exam. - does she know the Triassic, 838 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,489 Jurassic, Cretaceous? 839 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,803 - She knows something the ones she knows the words to. 840 00:37:08,804 --> 00:37:13,399 I'm not going to pretend she could give a lecture. 841 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,165 - Of course in the Triassic period 842 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,879 The world is a country lot, just with the sea, 843 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,924 and that was it, a soil soil. 844 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,684 And in the Jurassic period, 845 00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:29,239 divided into two large lumps of land. 846 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,368 And then finally Crete, 847 00:37:31,369 --> 00:37:34,999 it broke out continents as we know them today. 848 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,491 - Oh, look there. 849 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,479 The actual footprints. 850 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,084 - They are big, aren't they? 851 00:37:45,085 --> 00:37:47,159 What size are your feet? 852 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160 - seven 853 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,726 - Really? - Yes. 854 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,486 - Keep going and you'll go away. 855 00:37:54,487 --> 00:37:56,159 - No, that's just what's quite feminine. 856 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,685 - They are too small. - Totally feminine. 857 00:37:57,686 --> 00:37:59,123 - They are feminine, I know. 858 00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:01,042 - I'm not going to stay - Small feet. 859 00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:03,359 Nice on a woman, but weird on a lump. 860 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,360 - Yes. 861 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,479 If I could change one thing about me, 862 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,527 Well, it wouldn't be the feet, 863 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:12,119 but I would get to my feet pretty soon. 864 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,884 - It would be feet, height, and hair, wouldn't it? 865 00:38:13,885 --> 00:38:15,405 - Yes, yes, yes. 866 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 Ah. - Oh. 867 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,762 - Thank you. 868 00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:38,119 - Thank you very much. 869 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,359 - Muchas, muchas gracias. 870 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 - Good? 871 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,759 - No thanks. 872 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,927 - What did he ask? 873 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,287 - Would you like more wine? 874 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,439 Mmm, etc. 875 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,519 - Terrible year in many ways. 876 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,566 If you think about Number of people who have died. 877 00:39:05,403 --> 00:39:06,759 I mean gifted people. 878 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,760 - Yes. 879 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,243 David Bowie's death was like, 880 00:39:10,244 --> 00:39:11,401 what did tony visconti say? 881 00:39:11,402 --> 00:39:13,679 It was the death of an artistic actor. 882 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,489 - What he did was remarkable. - He just disappeared. 883 00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:17,641 No funeral, he literally just went fshoo. 884 00:39:17,642 --> 00:39:19,759 - Had a song called Lazarus on his last record. 885 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,649 - Yes, it was wonderful, it was actually brilliant. 886 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,359 - Yes, that was it, it was admirable. 887 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,124 Told you about the time he was on the radio 888 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,122 and he wanted to mention me, 889 00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:30,239 but couldn't remember my name. 890 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,048 - Really? 891 00:39:31,049 --> 00:39:32,565 - Mm, he was interviewed, 892 00:39:32,566 --> 00:39:34,799 and, uh, the interviewer said, 893 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,600 what do you do when are you traveling on the bus? 894 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,319 And he said he was looking at Cruises of the gods as we did. 895 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,606 And he said, you know, the one that, 896 00:39:43,607 --> 00:39:45,559 that guy stars. 897 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,400 And he said, who? - Really? 898 00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,208 - Yes, he said, who? 899 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:49,926 And I was in the kitchen, and i oh what my god 900 00:39:49,927 --> 00:39:51,519 he's about to mention me, David Bowie. 901 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,360 - Surely he didn't mean me? 902 00:39:52,361 --> 00:39:53,247 - No no no no because he said, 903 00:39:53,248 --> 00:39:55,604 You know, the one from Marion and Geoff. 904 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:56,639 - Really? - Yes. 905 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,482 - He said Marion and Geoff? - Yes. 906 00:39:57,483 --> 00:39:59,524 - Wow. - And I went it's me! 907 00:39:59,525 --> 00:40:01,363 And the interviewer left, 908 00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,759 Oh I don't know, I don't know. 909 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,330 So he never said my name. 910 00:40:05,331 --> 00:40:08,559 But he thought about my face at that moment. 911 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,919 And when he died, I looked on has Twitter feed, 912 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,967 and you know what, steve? 913 00:40:12,968 --> 00:40:15,088 He followed me on Twitter. 914 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,920 - Really? 915 00:40:16,921 --> 00:40:19,082 - You don't know what to do with that information, do you? 916 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,764 - Well, no respect for you, 917 00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:23,679 but he's just as little, 918 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,319 I mean microscopic diminished in my mind. 919 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,721 - Just think and I know you won't like this 920 00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:32,882 there was a time when he sat there 921 00:40:32,883 --> 00:40:35,439 with his phone and left, 922 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,399 ♪ Shall I follow him? 923 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,639 ♪ Shall I follow him 924 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,559 ♪ Shall I ♪ I think I should 925 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,119 ♪ He's funny 926 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,727 ♪ Shall I follow Rob Brydon 927 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,799 ♪ I think I should 928 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,279 ♪ Shall I follow Rob Brydon 929 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,919 ♪ Or should I follow Rob Brydon in my later years 930 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,559 ♪ And that's when it was 931 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,039 ♪ in his later years 932 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,485 And he would have pressed that button 933 00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:09,530 and clicked and followed me and see every Tweet. 934 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,241 - And as you know this was a Moorish castle, 935 00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:35,288 and when it was conquered of the Christians 936 00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:37,479 it became the official residence 937 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,289 of. 938 00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,599 Please be kind. - Thank you. 939 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,204 - Even thanks. 940 00:41:43,205 --> 00:41:44,999 And during the Civil War, 941 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,679 the city was bombarded of the Condor Legion 942 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,479 and the castle was hit... 943 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,811 - At Castelo Guernica? 944 00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:56,359 - Yes, la Guernica, that one last resistance of the city 945 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,319 took place in the cathedral. 946 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,799 And it was bombed too, and they surrendered 947 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,483 because they didn't have more ammo 948 00:42:03,484 --> 00:42:05,528 - Yes, of course, wow. - Or food to resist 949 00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:06,931 the last attack. 950 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,879 Over there we have one room there was a setting 951 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,646 for a Marlon Brando p movies in the early 90s. 952 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,959 He played the role of Friar Torquemada, 953 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,845 who was the grand inquisitor here. 954 00:42:21,846 --> 00:42:23,569 - Of course, the Spanish Inquisition. 955 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:26,359 - Yes. - Nobody expects it. 956 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,239 - Monty python. 957 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,363 - I love them too. 958 00:42:31,364 --> 00:42:32,799 - Oh, you do? - Yes. 959 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,847 - Good. - Follow you, please. 960 00:42:33,848 --> 00:42:36,079 - To the left. - Yes, of course. 961 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,525 - It's Jonathan. 962 00:42:37,526 --> 00:42:39,959 - Hi Jonathan, Steve Coogan. 963 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,759 - Steve, hi, how are you? 964 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,919 - Good, how are you? 965 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,410 - Yes, I'm amazing, so listen, 966 00:42:45,411 --> 00:42:47,359 I spoke to the studio. 967 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,202 - Mm-hmm. 968 00:42:48,203 --> 00:42:50,005 - And they like the script. 969 00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:52,128 They are totally on board with this film. 970 00:42:52,129 --> 00:42:54,119 - Fantastic, fantastic. - Yes? 971 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,042 - What's the catch? 972 00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:59,319 - Yes, they do would like to have a new author on. 973 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,240 - What? 974 00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:01,321 - It's for a Polish, 975 00:43:01,322 --> 00:43:03,002 it's just for a Polish, it's… 976 00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,406 - Hey, how do we do it? 977 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:05,731 - Hi, how are you? 978 00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,679 - Yes, very well. 979 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,559 Oh, where are you? 980 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,721 - I found this out. 981 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,166 - I thought you had lost it, I thought I had it hidden. 982 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:15,719 Who? 983 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,243 -Ed Hirsch. 984 00:43:17,244 --> 00:43:18,439 - I don't know who he is? 985 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,280 Never heard of him. 986 00:43:19,281 --> 00:43:20,086 What is he clone? 987 00:43:20,087 --> 00:43:21,366 - He has been written a few pieces script that really has 988 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:22,771 just got very hot. 989 00:43:22,772 --> 00:43:23,999 - Look from here! 990 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,119 Charlie, I'm here, look! 991 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:26,882 A little fella there... 992 00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:28,243 - Ouch. - Hello. 993 00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:31,289 - He's new, he is hey, he's up and coming. 994 00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:35,279 - I have two Oscar nominations. 995 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,279 I'm new and I'm not up and come, I have arrived 996 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,080 Oh. 997 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,559 - Good evening. 998 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,559 - Good evening. - Goodbye. 999 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,959 Isn't it a magnificent room? 1000 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,639 - This is the Brando room. 1001 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,999 I just saw a little clips on YouTube of him. 1002 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,839 You can't really work up exactly where they are. 1003 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,479 He is very overweight at the time. 1004 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,479 - Yes, it's fine for Torquemada. 1005 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,879 Gives him presence. 1006 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,319 - I'm going to play Torquemada 1007 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,079 from the Spanish Inquisition. 1008 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,479 - No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. 1009 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,959 - No one does. - Among our weapons 1010 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,639 are such different elements such as fear, surprise, 1011 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,607 a ruthless efficiency, 1012 00:44:26,608 --> 00:44:28,841 and an almost fanatical one devotion to the Pope. 1013 00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:30,959 And nice red uniforms. 1014 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,599 - No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. 1015 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,809 Among our weapons are fear, surprise, 1016 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,599 a ruthless efficiency, 1017 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,645 and an almost fanatical one devotion to the Pope. 1018 00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:45,083 - You make him in The Godfather. 1019 00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,159 - Huh. - You're just doing Marlon 1020 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,208 Brando in The Godfather. - Just do '70s Brando. 1021 00:44:48,209 --> 00:44:50,484 And it was more like this, and like, nasally. 1022 00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:52,528 - You know what, his The voice was a little louder, 1023 00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:53,799 the way he spoke. 1024 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,359 That's what you know was it so, you know? 1025 00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,519 - You have a De Niro thing. - When he spoke to people. 1026 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,759 - Why do you make your Deiro? 1027 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,523 - If I went to De Niro, I would make it so, you know? 1028 00:45:03,524 --> 00:45:04,846 That's the way 1029 00:45:04,847 --> 00:45:06,559 That was the way De Niro talked about, you know? 1030 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,402 - That's good. - Let's do something 1031 00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:08,439 about it, do you know? 1032 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,282 That's right, you know what I want to do? 1033 00:45:09,283 --> 00:45:10,439 I will rip your head off 1034 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,726 push down your goddamn neck's neck, 1035 00:45:11,727 --> 00:45:14,041 you two-bit, dick-suckin' motherfuckin' asshole. 1036 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,519 - It's fantastic, it's fantastic. 1037 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,361 - Yes, the reason you think I'm doing De Niro 1038 00:45:17,362 --> 00:45:19,044 when I do Brando, is because De Niro himself 1039 00:45:19,045 --> 00:45:21,079 was influenced by Brando. 1040 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,479 So when De Niro works, 1041 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,119 you see residual elements of Brando 1042 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,009 in what he does, you have it got it the wrong way around. 1043 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,284 - So in an attempt to criticize you, 1044 00:45:31,285 --> 00:45:33,085 I have inadvertently complimented you. 1045 00:45:33,086 --> 00:45:34,762 - You have shown some details... 1046 00:45:34,763 --> 00:45:38,526 - You only have to come out on top in this exchange, so. 1047 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,559 - I only tell the truth. 1048 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,479 - No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. 1049 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,239 And no one expects a comfortable chair. 1050 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,527 - No, he has to do it 1051 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,759 the comfortable chair. 1052 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,524 - Get the comfortable chair. 1053 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,439 I'm like a turtle, look at me. 1054 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,719 - Get the comfortable chair. 1055 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,839 - Get the comfortable chair and a piece of salad. 1056 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,239 I'm hungry. 1057 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:13,359 Among our weapons are so different I, for me, 1058 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,249 Woody Allen. - Woody Allen, yes. 1059 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,404 - Yes, among our weapons are such different elements as 1060 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,005 fear, surprise, 1061 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,571 and an almost fanatical one devotion to yankees. 1062 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480 - Meh. 1063 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,168 - Do you want to confess? 1064 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,480 - No. 1065 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,119 - You know all Jews were told to leave the country 1066 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,799 by order of the Catholic King and Queen. 1067 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,039 - Yes, but I am, I am not a Jew. 1068 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,566 I am Catholic, Roman Catholic. 1069 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:06,281 - If you are Catholic, then you must respect my authority. 1070 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,123 My authority comes from the Pope. 1071 00:47:08,124 --> 00:47:10,319 - I have met the Pope. 1072 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,639 What it was that I met Pope, I met His Holiness 1073 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,839 at the Vatican and he saw a film I made. 1074 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,285 - You're lying. - I'm telling the truth. 1075 00:47:19,286 --> 00:47:21,404 Okay, okay he didn't see the movie 1076 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:25,007 his advisers did and they gave he a breakdown of the movie, 1077 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,570 and he approved of it. 1078 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,519 - You're, um, a heretic? 1079 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,639 - I'm not a heretic, I am not Jewish, I'm not Muslim, 1080 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,641 I am a Roman Catholic. 1081 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,399 I promise you, I don't know the Koran, 1082 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,561 I barely know the Old Testament. 1083 00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,319 I was an altar boy, um… 1084 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320 - Shh. 1085 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,567 Do you respect my authority? 1086 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,519 - Good. 1087 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,039 - do you respect my authority? 1088 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,008 - Why are you, why are you mumbling 1089 00:47:52,009 --> 00:47:54,002 - What, what did you say? 1090 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,891 - You don't give up, even. 1091 00:47:57,892 --> 00:48:00,279 - Sorry, Esteban. 1092 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,601 Do you respect my authority? 1093 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,524 - Yes, I, yes, I respect your authority. 1094 00:48:07,525 --> 00:48:08,567 - Take him away. 1095 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,561 - Do you know exactly? What should happen now? 1096 00:48:12,562 --> 00:48:14,604 I haven't done anything, have I? 1097 00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:16,644 Why are they taking me behind? 1098 00:48:16,645 --> 00:48:18,130 I haven't done anything. 1099 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,290 Hey, guess where I'm going Joe at the end of this week. 1100 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,200 See here. 1101 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,280 - Zip wire? 1102 00:48:38,281 --> 00:48:39,122 - Yes. 1103 00:48:39,123 --> 00:48:40,159 Longest in Spain. 1104 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,002 - Have you already cloned this? 1105 00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:43,526 - Yes, I have done it about five in the UK, 1106 00:48:43,527 --> 00:48:45,599 couples in Europe. 1107 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,559 - Warning, what is it? the age limit on this? 1108 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,130 - There is no age limit, as long as you fit 1109 00:48:50,131 --> 00:48:52,359 There is a height restriction. 1110 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,361 - We were in Italy last year, 1111 00:48:54,362 --> 00:48:56,203 and there was whitewater rafting. 1112 00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:57,439 “Yes? 1113 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,411 - So I thought I'd check out, you know, age. 1114 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680 Eight to 55 1115 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,082 So with time Charlie is old enough to do it 1116 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,605 I'm getting too old. - It's ridiculous. 1117 00:49:09,606 --> 00:49:10,761 - I know. - 55? 1118 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,522 It's ridiculous. 1119 00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:15,043 - Why can't you white raft at 55? 1120 00:49:15,044 --> 00:49:17,324 I can get some fake ID or something like that. 1121 00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,891 - Yes, you will have to get fake ID as a teenager. 1122 00:49:19,892 --> 00:49:23,279 - Uh, John Jones, born in 1970. 1123 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,279 I am a carpenter from Wrexham. 1124 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,765 - You say you are a carpenter. 1125 00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:29,081 - That's right. - Simple question. 1126 00:49:29,082 --> 00:49:33,999 If you build a marsh standard, uh, tongue-and-groove, 1127 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,719 glue-and-stick wooden bench for outdoors, 1128 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,046 What kind of wood do you choose? 1129 00:49:38,047 --> 00:49:40,884 if you want the breath into a lovely silvery patina? 1130 00:49:40,885 --> 00:49:42,291 Ash, beech, teak? 1131 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,691 Simple question. 1132 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,880 You will have to hurry. 1133 00:49:47,881 --> 00:49:48,881 There are other people who want to move on 1134 00:49:48,882 --> 00:49:50,319 this whitewater raft. 1135 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,559 - Can you tell me the forest again? 1136 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,039 - Ash, teak, beech. 1137 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,008 - Ash, teak, beech? - Mmm. 1138 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,759 - Beech. 1139 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,879 No mate, it's teak. 1140 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,281 Any carpenter worth his salt Salt will tell you. 1141 00:50:04,282 --> 00:50:05,599 - Don't scream, Charlie. 1142 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,963 - You're not not a carpenter, mate. 1143 00:50:06,964 --> 00:50:07,800 - Let's continue. 1144 00:50:07,801 --> 00:50:08,926 - On the way. - It's the only chance 1145 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,321 I have to, I just want... - On the way. 1146 00:50:11,322 --> 00:50:13,321 - Don't scream, Charlie, don't cry. 1147 00:50:13,322 --> 00:50:14,885 Maybe mom can take you. 1148 00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,439 Look at the boy, he's crying. 1149 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,010 - Oh, how old are you? - Don't be so like... 1150 00:50:18,011 --> 00:50:19,959 What? - How old are you? 1151 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,599 - I'm 56. 1152 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,759 - Oh, for Christ's sake, Keep going, move on. 1153 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,171 Just, oh, please. - Thank you, then, oh! 1154 00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:27,319 Oh, I've shot pain down my arm. 1155 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,207 - Don't tell me. 1156 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,487 I just broke it rules for you, you nob. 1157 00:50:30,488 --> 00:50:33,599 - Give me a moment, I got fair-haired. 1158 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,879 Okay, thanks. 1159 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,881 Come on, Charlie. 1160 00:50:35,882 --> 00:50:37,245 Not so fast, son. 1161 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,679 - You know when you go downhill, 1162 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,602 it would be good if you engage your abs. 1163 00:50:44,603 --> 00:50:45,803 - Yes, of course. 1164 00:50:45,804 --> 00:50:48,610 - And if you engage your abdominals, 1165 00:50:48,611 --> 00:50:51,079 it takes the pressure off your knees. 1166 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,762 - Who told you that? 1167 00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,399 - That's just what you can do feel it anatomically. 1168 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,322 I figured it out. 1169 00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:58,399 - At least let me get up to a focus group with it. 1170 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,604 - Well, you didn't want to show it to a focus group. 1171 00:50:59,605 --> 00:51:01,441 - Clinical trials, I didn't want that send it to clinical trials. 1172 00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:02,771 - Exactly, they don't want to show it to a focus group. 1173 00:51:02,773 --> 00:51:04,487 - Clinical trials, that is why I said clinical trials. 1174 00:51:04,488 --> 00:51:06,084 - Oh, okay, you does not need clinical trials. 1175 00:51:06,085 --> 00:51:08,683 If you listen to your body, you will find out. 1176 00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:09,966 It's like a shock absorber, 1177 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:14,319 so the knee does not have to take the full effect. 1178 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320 Wow. 1179 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,919 - Oh, big, bigger than it looks from the outside. 1180 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,810 - Hey, take your hat off to church. 1181 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080 Bountiful. 1182 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,043 I'm trying to find out where the bomb damage is. 1183 00:51:32,044 --> 00:51:36,039 From, you know, when Franco and the Nazis. 1184 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,850 - Exhibition included Cervantes and Shakespeare. 1185 00:51:38,851 --> 00:51:40,319 Look, look. 1186 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,049 Why would they want those two of them in an exhibition. 1187 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:45,079 - Oh, they both died in the same year. 1188 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,845 Looks like they did a very good repair job. 1189 00:51:47,846 --> 00:51:49,246 Can't see any damage. 1190 00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:52,764 - Maybe it wasn't this part of it that was damaged. 1191 00:51:52,765 --> 00:51:55,730 - I mean the performance of this is a testament 1192 00:51:55,731 --> 00:51:58,679 to all the workers who helped construct it, 1193 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,405 and yet Franco, very happy, 1194 00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:02,402 despite claiming to be Catholic, 1195 00:52:02,403 --> 00:52:05,599 to bomb the crap out of a religious building. 1196 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,599 Which just shows you what what a vandal he was. 1197 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,730 - We have floors just like in the kitchen. 1198 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,599 - Partners there. - Yes. 1199 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,571 - Buried, lying next to it each other forever. 1200 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,367 Bro. 1201 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,290 First collected edition of The Works of Shakespeare, 1623. 1202 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,962 So, then, six years, seven years after his death. 1203 00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:47,359 Already they realized what they had lost. 1204 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920 Rob, Rob. 1205 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,207 Electronic '80s album cover. 1206 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,719 - Very good. 1207 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,519 I hold my stomach in as I do this. 1208 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,601 - Well, just going downhill is indeed 1209 00:53:03,602 --> 00:53:04,931 better for it you know. 1210 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:09,084 - Yes, but I'll keep it inside pretty much all the time now. 1211 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,681 Will you ever do Shakespeare on stage? 1212 00:53:19,682 --> 00:53:22,919 - I would have liked to have played Hamlet. 1213 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,730 - The train has left the station. 1214 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,999 Who would you like to play now? 1215 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,239 - Olivier played him when he was 42 years old. 1216 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,559 - Olivier was a better actor than you. 1217 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,447 - Well, another actor. 1218 00:53:32,448 --> 00:53:35,639 - Better actor. - Another actor. 1219 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,527 - King Lear? 1220 00:53:36,528 --> 00:53:38,359 - He is an old man. 1221 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,479 - Not old, he's a father. 1222 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,641 You have got more in common with him 1223 00:53:40,642 --> 00:53:43,839 than you have with a teenager. 1224 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,767 Have you lost something? 1225 00:53:52,768 --> 00:53:54,569 - She's gone forever. 1226 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,282 I know when you're alive and you're dead 1227 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,328 and she is as dead as earth. 1228 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,199 Lend me a looking glass. 1229 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,250 Because her breath can mist or stain the stone, 1230 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,045 why then is she alive. 1231 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,119 - Very good, very good. 1232 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,007 Midsummer murder. 1233 00:54:20,008 --> 00:54:22,241 You are a father who just is been told his daughter 1234 00:54:22,242 --> 00:54:24,891 just been killed in a road accident and it is effective, 1235 00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:29,279 and we're right in the ads after that. 1236 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,926 - I'm too late therefore I don't know 1237 00:54:31,927 --> 00:54:34,486 lost all my joy, forgone all custom exercises. 1238 00:54:34,487 --> 00:54:36,764 In fact, it's going that hard with my disposition 1239 00:54:36,765 --> 00:54:38,683 that it has hit the ground well. 1240 00:54:38,684 --> 00:54:42,439 Look, it's fine O'erhanging Firament, the sky, 1241 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,967 it doesn't work for me, but a invalid assembly of vapors. 1242 00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:48,201 Yes-ah, Jumping Jack Flash. 1243 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,399 Stones do Shakespeare, come on! 1244 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,722 - Oh, the same for solid meat 1245 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,959 would melt and dissolve itself in a flash. 1246 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,319 Oh, that Everlastin' doesn't fix 1247 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,085 his cannon 'gets self-slaughtered. 1248 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,839 - Did Russell Brand ever clone Shakespeare? 1249 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,679 - You're doing Mick Jagger. - Oh no, God. 1250 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,520 - You're doing Mick Jagger. 1251 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,487 - We ", I, urn! 1252 00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:18,719 What you said. - Huh! 1253 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,039 - Huh, what is it? 1254 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,644 - Okay, yeah, okay. - Huh, hey, hey! 1255 00:55:21,645 --> 00:55:22,719 It's not Mick Jagger. 1256 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,642 It's just sounds. - Yes it is. 1257 00:55:23,643 --> 00:55:26,802 Steve, you are doing it wrong. - Let's see what do you want? 1258 00:55:26,803 --> 00:55:28,165 - Shut up and let me do it. 1259 00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:29,719 - No, you can't do that 1260 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,685 You copy Morrisey. 1261 00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:31,486 And he doesn't look like that. 1262 00:55:31,487 --> 00:55:32,320 It's all gay. - I see. 1263 00:55:32,321 --> 00:55:33,162 - He does that. 1264 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,119 - A piece of work is mine, ah-ah-ah. 1265 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,359 - He sometimes goes very deep 1266 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,085 and you can't get down there. 1267 00:55:38,086 --> 00:55:39,241 It can only go up there. 1268 00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:41,321 He's come down, so do him right. 1269 00:55:41,322 --> 00:55:43,399 - You say I can't get down there. 1270 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,763 You're serious I can't get down there. 1271 00:55:44,764 --> 00:55:46,091 - No, let's stop, but Don't just say anything 1272 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,570 about Mick Jagger. 1273 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Ah. 1274 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,959 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 1275 00:56:05,767 --> 00:56:06,600 - Say, say. 1276 00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:07,647 - Ha-ha-ha-hah. - I like wine. 1277 00:56:07,648 --> 00:56:09,051 No spoon or fork. 1278 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,599 Many thanks. 1279 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,090 - Uh huh. 1280 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,764 - Then came George Orwell over to Spain in 1936. 1281 00:56:19,765 --> 00:56:20,959 - Oh. 1282 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,759 One year after Elvis' birth. 1283 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,999 - He came out to Barcelona with his wife. 1284 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,840 - With his wife. 1285 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:27,680 - She stayed there, 1286 00:56:27,681 --> 00:56:28,839 when he went to ... - Mini break. 1287 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,680 She stayed there, 1288 00:56:29,681 --> 00:56:30,520 when he went to ... - It's a good place 1289 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,442 for a mini-break. 1290 00:56:31,443 --> 00:56:33,599 Is that what they did? 1291 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,519 Were they able to do it in these clays? 1292 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,488 - Do you want to learn something about the civil war at all 1293 00:56:37,489 --> 00:56:39,199 or do you think it's like, I'm just thinking 1294 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,725 no, i don't really give one terrible about the civil war. 1295 00:56:40,726 --> 00:56:42,359 Not that interested in it. 1296 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,599 - I want to learn something about the civil war. 1297 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,161 - Okay, so he came out to Barcelona, left his wife there, 1298 00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,683 went out to the front to fight, 50 miles away. 1299 00:56:49,684 --> 00:56:51,569 When he came back he was so disillusioned 1300 00:56:51,570 --> 00:56:54,999 with the intellectuals who was back in Barcelona, 1301 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,729 when he went back there he saw them all. 1302 00:56:56,730 --> 00:56:58,399 They would become bourgeois. 1303 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,763 They had lost their ideals. 1304 00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:02,762 He said they ate fancy food in posh restaurants. 1305 00:57:02,763 --> 00:57:04,884 So he went back to the front once more 1306 00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:06,723 and finally was shot in the neck. 1307 00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:08,799 Could not speak for six months. 1308 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,247 - Where's another bullet neck when you need one? 1309 00:57:12,248 --> 00:57:15,483 I don't think if I should say to Sally, 1310 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,081 I'm going out to fight, hun wouldn't stand there, just say 1311 00:57:19,082 --> 00:57:21,481 Okay, you're going to get killed. 1312 00:57:21,482 --> 00:57:23,279 - Yes or kill. 1313 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,559 - That is a very good point, 1314 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,083 because it is something otherwise I couldn't do it. 1315 00:57:26,084 --> 00:57:27,842 - I wouldn't fight in one war because I have children. 1316 00:57:27,843 --> 00:57:28,727 - I have children. 1317 00:57:28,728 --> 00:57:31,559 - Yes, but if I didn't have children, I think I would 1318 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,400 be up for it. - I don't think you would. 1319 00:57:32,401 --> 00:57:33,240 - I think I would. 1320 00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:34,319 - I think you would like to think you would, 1321 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,160 but I don't think you would. 1322 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,284 You could go and entertain the troops. 1323 00:57:36,285 --> 00:57:37,884 You could go and do Alan Cartridge for the troops, 1324 00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:39,679 that's what you wanted to do. 1325 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,001 And all these straight men, who gives above all, 1326 00:57:42,002 --> 00:57:44,443 would love the way you came out and left ah-ha. 1327 00:57:44,444 --> 00:57:47,205 You know what I would love if one sniper got you at that moment. 1328 00:57:47,206 --> 00:57:48,519 Ah-UH. 1329 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:49,681 You didn't even finish ah-ha. 1330 00:57:49,682 --> 00:57:51,199 You would only get ah. 1331 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,999 - I would have that as my dying breath. 1332 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,204 - I don't think you would. - I would. 1333 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,006 - No, you wouldn't. - Ah,. 1334 00:57:56,007 --> 00:57:57,081 - If it was to the head, you idiot. 1335 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,603 - Ah, ha. 1336 00:57:58,604 --> 00:57:59,803 - You wouldn't say ah-ha. 1337 00:57:59,804 --> 00:58:00,926 - I wanted to get the ha out. 1338 00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,559 - There wouldn't be any ha. 1339 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,324 And I would say that if Steve were here now, 1340 00:58:04,325 --> 00:58:06,199 I know what he would say, ha... 1341 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,200 - Huh. - Hmm. 1342 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,320 - Hello. 1343 00:58:15,321 --> 00:58:16,242 Hi, Steve. 1344 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,679 - Hello, Emma, ​​love. 1345 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,362 How are you, how are you? 1346 00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,328 - It's going really well, yes. 1347 00:58:21,329 --> 00:58:23,919 - Good, how does Rob do it? 1348 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,439 - Rob is fantastic, he is it's going really well. 1349 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,883 You're on, you're on - I'm good, I'm good. 1350 00:58:27,884 --> 00:58:30,121 - Yes, you are on speakerphone, therefore I am good. 1351 00:58:30,122 --> 00:58:31,919 - Hiya, how are you? 1352 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,079 - I love you, I'm just, uh, I'm calling to remind you 1353 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,445 that I will come out to see you tomorrow. 1354 00:58:35,446 --> 00:58:36,599 Yay. 1355 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,479 - Thank God, I'm at breaking point. 1356 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,719 - Oh, wow, okay, great and I'm bringing Yolanda with me. 1357 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,358 Due to the fact that is that the new york times? 1358 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,200 - Great. 1359 00:58:45,201 --> 00:58:46,042 - And the Observer 1360 00:58:46,043 --> 00:58:48,611 - I just want to remind you that they want you 1361 00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:52,919 to dress up as Don Quixote and Sancho Panza, okay? 1362 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,999 - What a surprise. 1363 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,044 - Which one am I? 1364 00:58:56,045 --> 00:58:57,642 - You must be our Sancho Panza. 1365 00:58:57,643 --> 00:58:58,562 Hello. 1366 00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:01,450 - Yes, well, supporting role as ever. 1367 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,450 - Parador de Cuenca is a majestic former monastery, 1368 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,879 cautious, located above the Huecar Gorge 1369 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,519 with fantastic views over the old town. 1370 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,724 - Oh, so it is, look at it. 1371 00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:29,721 Oh, it's beautiful. - Very nice 1372 00:59:29,722 --> 00:59:32,200 Now don't look at it too much. 1373 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,239 - Hello. 1374 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,765 - Hello, this is Rob Brydon. 1375 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:52,479 - Uh, talking. 1376 00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,999 - I have Matt Jenkins for you. 1377 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000 - Okay. 1378 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,039 - Hello, Rob Bryden. 1379 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,119 - Hello. 1380 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:01,962 Hi, Matt. 1381 01:00:01,963 --> 01:00:03,041 - Hello, how are you? 1382 01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:05,439 - Yes, I'm fine, how are you? 1383 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,282 - I'm good, how are you, London? 1384 01:00:07,283 --> 01:00:08,324 - Oh, I'm in Spain. 1385 01:00:08,325 --> 01:00:10,129 I'm not in London, I'm in Spain. 1386 01:00:10,130 --> 01:00:11,359 - hi Greg 1387 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,159 Hi Steve, how are you? 1388 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,679 - I have been better. 1389 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,399 You know they brought a new one author to rewrite missing? 1390 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,966 - Yes, but it's nothing, it's just that, it's standard. 1391 01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:23,803 Just for a Pole, that's all. 1392 01:00:23,804 --> 01:00:27,799 - I'm with Steve, with, with Steve Coogan. 1393 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,839 - Ah, Steve Coogan, yes, yes, good, good. 1394 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,161 - Is it Matt who is Steve's agent? 1395 01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:37,439 - Yes, it is, no, I am means I've left the agency. 1396 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,090 We met at Sundance, remember. 1397 01:00:39,091 --> 01:00:42,559 - I have two Oscar nominations. 1398 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,722 Uh, last movie I wrote had four Academy Award nominations. 1399 01:00:45,723 --> 01:00:47,322 - Yeah, I know, but Joey, he's really, 1400 01:00:47,323 --> 01:00:48,924 He is good, he is up and coming. 1401 01:00:48,925 --> 01:00:50,239 UP and coming? 1402 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,605 I have come and come. 1403 01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,402 I have already come and come. 1404 01:00:53,403 --> 01:00:56,131 - You have, no, yes, absolutely, you have, Steve, you have. 1405 01:00:56,132 --> 01:01:00,839 - Look, limb cut off hunt i saw you in 1406 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,648 The rider. - The Huntsman. 1407 01:01:01,649 --> 01:01:04,119 - The Huntsman, saw you in The Huntsman. 1408 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,281 Thought you were awesome, man. 1409 01:01:05,282 --> 01:01:07,281 I mean really, you burned up the screen. 1410 01:01:07,282 --> 01:01:09,404 You got it, the little one midget walk you did. 1411 01:01:09,405 --> 01:01:12,244 The screen loves you, but you was underutilized there. 1412 01:01:12,245 --> 01:01:14,719 So let me cut to the chase, okay. 1413 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,562 You have to do what Nick Frost makes. 1414 01:01:17,563 --> 01:01:19,961 - I did, I did The hunter with him. 1415 01:01:19,962 --> 01:01:21,166 - I say so. 1416 01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:24,919 You have to do what James Corden is doing. 1417 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,524 You know, he's the biggest thing on TV. 1418 01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:30,039 - I was with James in Gavin and Stacey. 1419 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,639 - I heard about it, that was it should be fantastic. 1420 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,449 I, I, have missed it, but I will definitely get a copy. 1421 01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,807 You know you should be the new Simon Pegg. 1422 01:01:36,808 --> 01:01:40,159 You should be, you could be, you will be 1423 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,759 the new Ricky Gervais. 1424 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,725 - Oh, well, Ricky, it's what we all dream of. 1425 01:01:44,726 --> 01:01:46,126 - What does Jeff think about this? 1426 01:01:46,127 --> 01:01:47,323 Jeff is fine with that. 1427 01:01:47,324 --> 01:01:49,684 Jeff is very busy making another one script for Fox, so he… 1428 01:01:49,685 --> 01:01:51,959 - What script is Jeff making Fox? 1429 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,800 I didn't know that. 1430 01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:54,325 - The writing for George Clooney. 1431 01:01:54,326 --> 01:01:55,799 - George Clooney? 1432 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,685 Okay, I had no idea about that. 1433 01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,804 Another thing I had no idea about. 1434 01:01:59,805 --> 01:02:01,722 - Have you ever done any hosting? 1435 01:02:01,723 --> 01:02:03,688 Do you know the award ceremony? 1436 01:02:03,689 --> 01:02:05,719 - I hosted the LA BAFTAs once. 1437 01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,879 - What kind of one? 1438 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,439 They have LA BAFTAs? 1439 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,766 Who do they give them to? 1440 01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:12,479 Don't listen, you must host the Golden Globes. 1441 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,719 This is what I'm talking about. 1442 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,559 - It's my script I wrote good thing i wrote it together 1443 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,445 I'll produce it, I'll star in it, 1444 01:02:19,446 --> 01:02:22,799 not Tim Huddleston or some Other treasure 1445 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,086 - This should be the best phone call, 1446 01:02:24,087 --> 01:02:27,839 this will be the best phone call you've ever had. 1447 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,762 - Yes. 1448 01:02:28,763 --> 01:02:29,839 - It's my movie, okay? 1449 01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,680 - Of course it is. 1450 01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,488 - It should be. 1451 01:02:31,489 --> 01:02:32,811 Good thank you. 1452 01:02:39,925 --> 01:02:42,839 - You have to be in it. 1453 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,565 - Sticks out like a sore thumb. 1454 01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,679 It was what Laurie needed to pay around Spain. 1455 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680 He bushed. 1456 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,888 - Thank you. 1457 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,399 - You know that, Cuenca was one of the last places 1458 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,519 to fall to the fascists in the civil war 1459 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,759 on March 29, 1939. 1460 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,645 - Great position, it's up on the hilltop, 1461 01:03:16,646 --> 01:03:19,562 so very hard to attack, and very easy to defend. 1462 01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,403 - Yes, and they can very well has endured, 1463 01:03:21,404 --> 01:03:24,399 if it weren't for the fact that the army, 1464 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,523 the republican army, 1465 01:03:25,524 --> 01:03:27,282 turned against the socialist government. 1466 01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:30,639 If it wasn't for that Franco may well not have won. 1467 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,640 - Hello. 1468 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,959 - I gave you money before, mate. 1469 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,323 - Oh, sorry, fellas, take care. 1470 01:03:35,324 --> 01:03:37,207 - You can drink along us if you want it. 1471 01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,165 - Yes? - Yes. 1472 01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,000 - Are you sure? 1473 01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:39,965 - Yes, have a beer. 1474 01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:41,325 - I'm with Steve. - That would be nice. 1475 01:03:41,326 --> 01:03:42,446 Cheers, man. - No problems. 1476 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,247 - You sound very good. 1477 01:03:45,248 --> 01:03:46,439 - Thanks, man. 1478 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,930 - Especially as your backing singers. 1479 01:03:47,931 --> 01:03:49,439 - Oh, yeah, hardly Ronettes, right? 1480 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,407 - Do you know them? 1481 01:03:50,408 --> 01:03:53,006 - Yes, I suppose so near acquaintance, perhaps. 1482 01:03:53,007 --> 01:03:54,919 - Wow. - Yes. 1483 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,725 - So guys here on vacation? 1484 01:03:56,726 --> 01:03:57,999 - No, we are working. 1485 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Oh, right? 1486 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,839 - I'm writing a book about my, um, 1487 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,799 kind of journey through Spain. 1488 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,759 Replicating a trip I did when I was 1489 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,602 when I was a younger man. 1490 01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:12,959 It's a bit of a bit inspired by Laurie Lee, 1491 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,599 you know when i went out one 1492 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,485 Midsummer morning. - Midsummer morning. 1493 01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:16,561 Yes, I know. - But we drive it. 1494 01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,599 Bowl. 1495 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,599 - Cheers, mate, yes i love laurie. 1496 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,443 - That is part of the reason when i saw you buskin' there 1497 01:04:21,444 --> 01:04:23,202 I thought it was our Laurie Lee, 1498 01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:24,839 because he paid his way through Spain 1499 01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,680 by doing the same. 1500 01:04:25,681 --> 01:04:27,170 - With a violin, yes. - Yeah, that's right. 1501 01:04:27,171 --> 01:04:28,559 - Yes, right now. 1502 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,919 So you who live in Cuenca long? 1503 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,760 - One day in all places. 1504 01:04:32,761 --> 01:04:33,568 I write restaurant reviews, 1505 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:35,479 so we go to a city, we are there a clay, 1506 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,322 and then we move on. 1507 01:04:36,323 --> 01:04:38,639 - Oh, have you been in San Sebastian for food. 1508 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,005 It is the best place in Spain for food 1509 01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,398 by a country mile. - Yes, I know that. 1510 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,684 - We went there in Santander, 1511 01:04:42,685 --> 01:04:43,602 weren't we? - Yes. 1512 01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:45,119 - Or Catalonia, not just Barcelona. 1513 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,199 The food there is excellent, yes. 1514 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,087 - No. - Yes. 1515 01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:48,639 Well, we just 1516 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,085 we were going there, we just thought 1517 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:51,241 it was a little too obvious. 1518 01:04:51,242 --> 01:04:53,843 We try to do things it's a little bit of 1519 01:04:53,844 --> 01:04:55,519 the kind of nooks and crannies, 1520 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,931 a little off the beaten path a bit. 1521 01:04:56,932 --> 01:04:58,919 - Like Sanlucar, near Cadiz. 1522 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,886 The tune there is absolute bang-on, I love it. 1523 01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:01,722 - Yes, I know that. 1524 01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,721 It's more like the culture than the food, 1525 01:05:03,722 --> 01:05:04,999 although food is part of it, 1526 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,490 but it's more like kind of culture, I suppose. 1527 01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:10,399 - But if it's food and culture that you are looking for 1528 01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,479 Valencia. 1529 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,320 - Valencia. 1530 01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:13,160 - Yes, you probably know that. 1531 01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:14,239 Casa Montana? - Yes, yes. 1532 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,558 - Yes, that's the best. 1533 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,402 - I know. 1534 01:05:16,403 --> 01:05:17,959 - And Valencia has the Holy Grail. 1535 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,042 - How long does it take? Came to Valencia from here? 1536 01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:22,201 - Valencia is like two hours away, man, it's close. 1537 01:05:22,202 --> 01:05:23,679 - Let's go to Valencia. 1538 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,601 - So no, we are not going to Valencia 1539 01:05:25,602 --> 01:05:26,679 - Go to Valencia. - We have a full schedule. 1540 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,520 - No. 1541 01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:29,043 - We can go to Valencia, it's only two hours. 1542 01:05:29,044 --> 01:05:30,279 - We have a timetable drawn up. 1543 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,085 We have ordered route takes in some ... 1544 01:05:33,086 --> 01:05:34,319 - Where's the fun in that? 1545 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,679 Stray from the path, man. 1546 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,205 - We are dismissed from the path 1547 01:05:37,206 --> 01:05:39,399 by not going places like Catalonia, so… 1548 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,399 - Oh, okay. 1549 01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,402 - You can go there for us. 1550 01:05:42,403 --> 01:05:43,559 - I want again. 1551 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,159 Okay, again, yeah okay. 1552 01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,650 Listen, I'm going to head back to the hotel anyway, 1553 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,199 so, i have to go. 1554 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,245 - Are you going back to the hotel? 1555 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:51,082 - Yes. - now? 1556 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,199 - Yes, yes. 1557 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,239 You're okay, you will be Okay here with, uh, man. 1558 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,444 Maybe he'll play you a few tunes. 1559 01:05:56,445 --> 01:05:58,600 Alright mate, good luck with your Bo Diddley stuff. 1560 01:05:58,601 --> 01:05:59,522 - Thanks for the beer, man. 1561 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,726 - No, no worries, okay. 1562 01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,882 - Okay, see you later. 1563 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:06,927 - Sorry about that. 1564 01:06:06,928 --> 01:06:08,159 - Touched a nerve, no more. 1565 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:12,324 He doesn't like to be told things that he thinks he knows. 1566 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,559 - Hello. 1567 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,769 - Hello, you look delicious and tasty. 1568 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,799 - Like a piece of ham? 1569 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,679 - Okay, then you look sexy. 1570 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,959 - Doesn't feel very sexy. 1571 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,610 Had a chat with the builders 1572 01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:33,359 and they cannot start for another month. 1573 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,359 - Hello, Mischa. 1574 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,679 - Hello where are you? 1575 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,199 - I had a fan phone call today. 1576 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,726 Do you remember agent steve used to have 1577 01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:44,165 In LA the name is Matt? 1578 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,479 - Black off, yes. 1579 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,079 - Look when you come back, I thought 1580 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,559 maybe we could go out to Rachel is at the weekend. 1581 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,479 - Fantastic, yes, I would like to do that. 1582 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,447 - Cool place. 1583 01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:57,439 - Yes, but you know what? 1584 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,564 Yes, we definitely will, 1585 01:06:58,565 --> 01:06:59,641 but why don't you come out earlier? 1586 01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,999 - He wants me to go with him 1587 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,319 and be represented by him in LA. 1588 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,205 - There probably isn't anyone point to it, is there? 1589 01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:08,526 - Absolutely correct answer. 1590 01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:10,282 Good, I'll give you two points for that. 1591 01:07:10,283 --> 01:07:12,044 And that's what I want to tell 1592 01:07:12,045 --> 01:07:15,879 this little american guy in my own way, uh… 1593 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,399 - And it's too far away from me. 1594 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,367 - Yes, of course it is. 1595 01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,761 - But shouldn't Joe come out? 1596 01:07:20,762 --> 01:07:22,804 - Yes, but him can do his own thing. 1597 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,163 You know, he's a big boy. 1598 01:07:24,164 --> 01:07:25,683 How old is he now? 1599 01:07:25,684 --> 01:07:27,761 - He is 20 years old now. 1600 01:07:27,762 --> 01:07:29,086 - Oh, look better. 1601 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,081 I like him more than I like you. 1602 01:07:31,082 --> 01:07:33,003 - Yes, you are rude. 1603 01:07:33,004 --> 01:07:35,999 - I have to go, I'll talk to you later. 1604 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,650 - Okay bye- 1605 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,559 - Oh, they're here. 1606 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,560 Hey you. 1607 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,640 - Hello. 1608 01:08:16,641 --> 01:08:17,480 - Hello. 1609 01:08:17,481 --> 01:08:18,322 - How are you? - Hello. 1610 01:08:18,323 --> 01:08:19,763 Good to see you. - You too. 1611 01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:21,724 How is it going? - Thanks, how are you? 1612 01:08:21,725 --> 01:08:22,923 - Good, yes. 1613 01:08:22,924 --> 01:08:24,159 - Good to see you. 1614 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,119 Hey hey - Good to see you again. 1615 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,121 How was the flight? 1616 01:08:27,122 --> 01:08:28,121 - Yes, it was very good. 1617 01:08:28,122 --> 01:08:29,519 Then photographs. 1618 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,568 - Look, it's right up the hill. - What about them? 1619 01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,211 - Yes, I am want them there. 1620 01:08:39,212 --> 01:08:40,247 Yup. 1621 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,999 - It is about two sizes too big, my shoes. 1622 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,401 - Yes, it's really painful. 1623 01:08:48,402 --> 01:08:51,279 I don't know how anyone could fight in these things. 1624 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,439 - You see- 1625 01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,679 - What shoe size did you give them. 1626 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,648 - The size you sent me over. 1627 01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:59,279 - I have a seven, these Feels like a 10 or an 11. 1628 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,601 - You only have that wear them for a moment so… 1629 01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:02,759 Okay, Steve. 1630 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,279 - So, you ready? 1631 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,405 - We could change Uh, up here, not down there. 1632 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,121 - I can push you up. 1633 01:09:10,122 --> 01:09:11,531 - One two three. 1634 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,839 Okay. 1635 01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:14,760 - I can give you a push. 1636 01:09:14,761 --> 01:09:15,600 - If you need I can give you a hand. 1637 01:09:15,601 --> 01:09:17,250 - No, I don't need anything help i have done this before. 1638 01:09:17,251 --> 01:09:20,239 One two three. 1639 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,999 - Yay, Coogs. 1640 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,399 - It's just about gets the timing right. 1641 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,400 Okay. 1642 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,164 - There is no saddle. 1643 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,959 Hang in there. 1644 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,800 Okay, make it quick now. 1645 01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:32,767 - They lick their own asses. 1646 01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:35,479 Oh oh. 1647 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:38,845 Take the picture. 1648 01:09:38,846 --> 01:09:39,680 - Just take the picture. 1649 01:09:39,681 --> 01:09:41,409 Just take the picture. 1650 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,524 what is she doing there is she on the internet? 1651 01:09:44,927 --> 01:09:45,967 Just take the picture! 1652 01:09:45,968 --> 01:09:48,599 - Yes, I'm coming, Rob. 1653 01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,090 - Okay, guys. 1654 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,399 - Don Quixote had three trips, I think. 1655 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,084 He had it as he went out alone. 1656 01:10:02,085 --> 01:10:04,763 And he went back, and he just did Sancho Panza. 1657 01:10:04,764 --> 01:10:07,922 And then he had the sequel and this is now your third turn. 1658 01:10:07,923 --> 01:10:09,410 - When Cervantes wrote the sequel, 1659 01:10:09,411 --> 01:10:13,039 meanwhile, after he had wrote the first part, 1660 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,439 a false sequel was published 1661 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:19,519 then he incorporated the false one successor in its real successor, 1662 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,079 so he made up that part of the story. 1663 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,162 So when he is out, he was travels in the second book, 1664 01:10:23,163 --> 01:10:25,843 he encounters people who will read the fake sequel 1665 01:10:25,844 --> 01:10:28,923 and then he can turn it off within the pages as Don Quixote. 1666 01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:33,759 It's so bold and innovative, and it's been 500 years. 1667 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,239 So effectively was he postmodern, 1668 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,049 before there was anyone modern to be post about. 1669 01:10:38,050 --> 01:10:39,405 - Fantastic. 1670 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,679 - Cervantes, of course, when he was 37, 1671 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,359 he married a 19-year-old. 1672 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,845 - Impressive for a man with one arm. 1673 01:10:51,846 --> 01:10:53,405 - 30 years ago, when I came to Spain, 1674 01:10:53,406 --> 01:10:56,399 I was 18 years old and I was stalking a 37-year-old woman. 1675 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,641 - She was 37, so vice versa. - The reverse, the reverse. 1676 01:10:58,642 --> 01:11:01,366 - I didn't do that kind of thing cliche with a younger woman. 1677 01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:04,284 - No, absolutely not. - She was older than me. 1678 01:11:04,285 --> 01:11:07,799 - Now do you want to join a woman 20 years older? 1679 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,041 - Well, I don't think it is, it is... 1680 01:11:10,042 --> 01:11:11,439 - I ask again. 1681 01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:13,679 Would you now be with a woman 20, 1682 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,125 a 70-year-old? - Honestly, it's academic. 1683 01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:16,639 It is academic. 1684 01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,119 - She could be into someone profession, it doesn't matter. 1685 01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,484 - He imagined that the inns were castles, right? 1686 01:11:24,485 --> 01:11:26,003 In his imagination. - Yes. 1687 01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:27,639 - We have lived in inns. 1688 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,563 - Well, we have been literally staying in castles. 1689 01:11:29,564 --> 01:11:30,799 - Sorry, we have, yes. 1690 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,323 We have stayed in castles, I think they are inns. 1691 01:11:32,324 --> 01:11:33,890 He stayed in inns, but he thought they were castles, 1692 01:11:33,891 --> 01:11:35,519 so it's like you, uh… 1693 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,204 - The other way around. - Circle in a spiral. 1694 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,361 Like a wheel within a wheel. - Yes. 1695 01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:42,039 - Never ends or begins on an always winding coil. 1696 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:42,882 - Yes. 1697 01:11:42,883 --> 01:11:45,039 - Like the circles you find 1698 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,399 in your h-wind turbine. 1699 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,845 - H wind turbines. - H wind turbines. 1700 01:11:49,846 --> 01:11:52,839 - It could be a postmodern manifesto. 1701 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,599 It really could. - Or a nice song 1702 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,600 from the 70s. 1703 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:24,202 - Spanish Fly, Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan. 1704 01:12:24,203 --> 01:12:25,599 Wonderful stuff from them. 1705 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,965 Now don't forget it with us this morning... 1706 01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:29,042 - Let me just cut you off there, 1707 01:12:29,043 --> 01:12:31,119 Old Kineebles, my old friend. 1708 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:31,962 - Ah. 1709 01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:34,611 - Because anyone who is anyone wants to know 1710 01:12:34,612 --> 01:12:37,968 that the title of the song by Herb Albert 1711 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,799 is Spanish flea, not Spanish fly. 1712 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,770 - May I be so brave put yourself in a bad spot, 1713 01:12:44,771 --> 01:12:49,759 that it is not Herb Albert, This is Herb Alpert, with a P. 1714 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,199 - Oh yes. - You have your Ps 1715 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,247 and your Bs mixed up there. 1716 01:12:52,248 --> 01:12:54,359 - You have your fleas and yours flies everywhere. 1717 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,519 - And you have yours - And I have me 1718 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,646 - Ps and our Bs. - Ps and me Bs. 1719 01:12:56,647 --> 01:12:58,759 I threw you a little leg with an error there 1720 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,205 so you could choose me up so we all are 1721 01:13:00,206 --> 01:13:01,919 so we are all ourselves Steven. 1722 01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,439 - Although we probably don't know 1723 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,248 if it were the truth, would we? 1724 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,239 I mean that… - Bs, flies, Ps, Bs. 1725 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,399 - You put a P in the wrong place. 1726 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,811 I had a piss in the wrong place once. 1727 01:13:08,812 --> 01:13:10,844 They won't let me back in that supermarket again. 1728 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,884 - Yes, and don't forget that you know it 1729 01:13:12,885 --> 01:13:14,291 time flies like an arrow 1730 01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:16,726 but fruit flies like a banana. 1731 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,759 - It's beautiful, very calming. 1732 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,399 - Yes. - It's wonderful. 1733 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,242 It's interesting, isn't it? 1734 01:13:41,243 --> 01:13:45,239 We started at the birthplace of King Ferdinand, 1735 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,479 and here we are on the spot where they were buried. 1736 01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:50,322 - Here? 1737 01:13:50,323 --> 01:13:51,999 - Yes, in the hotel. 1738 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,284 - It wasn't a hotel then, though. 1739 01:13:53,285 --> 01:13:54,725 - No, it wasn't then. - That would be terrible, wouldn't it? 1740 01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:55,759 Terrible. 1741 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,250 You have a reservation. 1742 01:13:57,251 --> 01:13:58,519 Uh, Smith. 1743 01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,839 - Corps of. 1744 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,886 - Wait a moment, please we are about to bury the king. 1745 01:14:01,887 --> 01:14:02,722 Please what? 1746 01:14:02,723 --> 01:14:04,679 Yes, we have a high school. 1747 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,569 - Why are they buried in Granada then? 1748 01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:10,959 - Because this is the last city to fall to the Catholics. 1749 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,599 That's why they call them the Catholic King and Queen. 1750 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,807 The matter of the Moors is they were far more tolerant 1751 01:14:16,808 --> 01:14:18,445 than the Catholics who came after them. 1752 01:14:18,446 --> 01:14:20,044 - I'm a big fan of the Moors. 1753 01:14:20,045 --> 01:14:23,931 Oh, Dudley Moore, Christy Moore, Patrick Moore? 1754 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,039 - No more, please. 1755 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,399 - Roger Moore. - No. 1756 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,399 - Now that I think back to The ants are here in Spain, 1757 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,839 I can honestly say we had a wonderful time. 1758 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,759 Mum booked a holiday and we arrived, 1759 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,719 and found the hotel to our liking. 1760 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,924 - Of course, what you are forget to point out 1761 01:14:44,925 --> 01:14:47,764 is it the Moors, when they conquered Spain 1762 01:14:47,765 --> 01:14:51,479 at the beginning of the 8th century encountered a Europe 1763 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,801 it was still very much in the dark days. 1764 01:14:53,802 --> 01:14:55,759 - It was pitch white. 1765 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,725 - But of course they build beautiful palaces like this one. 1766 01:14:58,726 --> 01:15:00,285 They were way ahead of their time. 1767 01:15:00,286 --> 01:15:03,409 - I'll tell you when we built these palaces, 1768 01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:06,959 my mother Moore's, mother, father and sister 1769 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,201 sometimes we will come across a worker 1770 01:15:09,202 --> 01:15:13,559 which may not have worked at all as fast as I would like. 1771 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,359 Then I would say to him… 1772 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,486 - Move! - Move! 1773 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,365 - Move! - Move! 1774 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,086 Many thought they heard cows. 1775 01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:26,039 - Things to do Roger Moore. 1776 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:26,848 Yes? 1777 01:15:26,849 --> 01:15:28,799 - Less is more. 1778 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,642 - Ah, you have met my brother Les. 1779 01:15:30,643 --> 01:15:32,242 - If you can let him... - Les, come in. 1780 01:15:32,243 --> 01:15:34,284 That's right, I'm a Moore too. 1781 01:15:34,285 --> 01:15:36,085 Read Moore. - I was trying to hint 1782 01:15:36,086 --> 01:15:39,562 that you must always leave your audience wants more. 1783 01:15:39,563 --> 01:15:42,239 - My audience constantly wants more 1784 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,879 and that's what I give them. 1785 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,199 Roger Moore. 1786 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,519 - Moore, stop while you're ahead. 1787 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,409 - They introduced orange to Spain. 1788 01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:53,359 - The ants? - Yes. 1789 01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,759 - Really? - Yes. 1790 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:55,727 - From where? 1791 01:15:55,728 --> 01:15:58,079 - I think Morocco, it is where they are originally from 1792 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,241 - Right. - I can explain it to you, 1793 01:15:59,242 --> 01:16:00,523 if you like it was my mother 1794 01:16:00,524 --> 01:16:02,639 She packed one in her carry-on. 1795 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,801 - He didn't get the hint, did he? 1796 01:16:03,802 --> 01:16:06,079 - No. - On one of her vacations. 1797 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,081 Like I said, Mom, what are you doing 1798 01:16:08,082 --> 01:16:09,161 She said, push, Roger, 1799 01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:11,639 I will introduce orange to Spain. 1800 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,402 - And another thing that the Moors introduced 1801 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,679 was, of course, our numerical system. 1802 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,569 - That's right, we brought a calculator with us. 1803 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,961 - Because we basically used to use Roman numerals, 1804 01:16:19,962 --> 01:16:21,286 and it was only when they brought 1805 01:16:21,287 --> 01:16:24,011 the Arabic numeral system that developed it 1806 01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:27,209 into the numerical system we use today. 1807 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,879 - Mom said it would never work. 1808 01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,211 - It's really crazy. - Dad said he would. 1809 01:16:33,212 --> 01:16:36,599 - The fact is that the ants was far more sophisticated. 1810 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,442 - Yes. - They knew about medicine, 1811 01:16:37,443 --> 01:16:40,759 philosophy, mathematics. - Yes, correct. 1812 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,841 - astronomy - We love to look at the stars 1813 01:16:42,842 --> 01:16:45,127 - Much, much, far more advanced than, 1814 01:16:45,128 --> 01:16:47,479 and also managed to get married. 1815 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,444 - my parents got married you are right. 1816 01:16:49,445 --> 01:16:50,759 They married at a young age, 1817 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:51,602 they had me and my sister 1818 01:16:51,603 --> 01:16:53,409 - Rob, Rob, seriously. 1819 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,365 He has like Tourette's. 1820 01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:59,842 - The wonderful day my uncle Bertie gave the priest, 1821 01:16:59,843 --> 01:17:02,519 He was a preacher, you see. 1822 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,362 - The Greek philosophers were translated 1823 01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:06,679 to the Arabs by the Moors. - That's right. 1824 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,886 - It was only - Thank you very much. 1825 01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:09,039 - During the Crusades, 1826 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,644 when they invaded Toledo... - It was a pleasure to do it. 1827 01:17:10,645 --> 01:17:12,483 And father is sitting at his desk 1828 01:17:12,484 --> 01:17:14,639 translate night and laugh. 1829 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,958 My mother would say to him: - So they translated 1830 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,961 - Aristotle - when should you go? 1831 01:17:16,962 --> 01:17:18,323 Roger to the park? - learn. 1832 01:17:18,324 --> 01:17:20,923 - Aristotle's teaching was translated into Arabic 1833 01:17:20,924 --> 01:17:24,239 by the Muslims and then under The mugs canvas ... 1834 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,004 - Why didn't you tell them was the clone of the Moors? 1835 01:17:26,005 --> 01:17:27,570 Are you trying to discourage me? 1836 01:17:27,571 --> 01:17:28,799 - What what? 1837 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:29,839 - Please, yes. 1838 01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,044 - You have stopped saying Moores, 1839 01:17:31,045 --> 01:17:32,326 and you have started saying muslims. 1840 01:17:32,327 --> 01:17:36,759 And I find it a little racist offensive. 1841 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,039 - Go ahead, please. 1842 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,201 - You started referring to us as the Moors, 1843 01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,122 now you are referring to us as muslims. 1844 01:17:42,123 --> 01:17:43,526 - The ants were Muslims. 1845 01:17:43,527 --> 01:17:45,679 - But why did you start with the Moores? 1846 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,486 - It doesn't matter. 1847 01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:47,845 The people I speak if were one and the same 1848 01:17:47,846 --> 01:17:48,921 Ants with the Muslims. 1849 01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:52,559 - I'm not Roger Muslim, I'm Roger Moore. 1850 01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,239 - Dear God. 1851 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,679 Oh god. 1852 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,205 Oh, I got you a ticket the first thing 1853 01:17:57,206 --> 01:17:58,606 in the morning to see the Alhambra. 1854 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,399 - Oh, brilliant, fantastic, fantastic. 1855 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,561 - Rob, I have one for you too. 1856 01:18:01,562 --> 01:18:04,206 - Can I go later, yes I go after breakfast? 1857 01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:05,611 - It will be busy. 1858 01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,959 - Yolanda, you should come with me. 1859 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,039 - I can't, I have to take one early flight back to London. 1860 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,848 - Really? 1861 01:18:11,849 --> 01:18:12,919 It's a shame. 1862 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,199 - Leave me alone with him? 1863 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,441 - Oh, you won't be alone, I am will come with you to Malaga. 1864 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:19,330 I'll see to it Joe will surely come to you. 1865 01:18:19,331 --> 01:18:21,322 - Thank you, Lord. - Large. 1866 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,199 - Hello. 1867 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,439 Hey, hey dad. 1868 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,319 - Hey, how are you? 1869 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,083 - Um, yes, I'm fine what about you? 1870 01:18:37,084 --> 01:18:39,481 - Great, really looks looking forward to seeing you 1871 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:40,639 'm Maya de Marc. 1872 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,479 I've missed you, mate. 1873 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,927 - Yes, I was actually demanded. 1874 01:18:45,928 --> 01:18:49,039 - Yes, Emma is her been in touch right? 1875 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,690 She said she organized all the flights 1876 01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,919 and what do you have... 1877 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,126 - I can't come. 1878 01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:58,399 - What are you talking about? 1879 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,559 - I just can't come. 1880 01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,131 I have to stay here with Helen. 1881 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,040 - What's going on? 1882 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,041 Talk to me. 1883 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,325 - She's pregnant. 1884 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,439 You're kidding me. 1885 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:18,839 - She is she is pregnant. - You idiot guys. 1886 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,959 - I have to stay here with her 1887 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,644 so we can find out what we have to do. 1888 01:19:22,645 --> 01:19:25,482 - Wait, wait, is that you? Are you sure she's pregnant? 1889 01:19:25,483 --> 01:19:27,005 - Yes, she is definitely pregnant. 1890 01:19:27,006 --> 01:19:29,919 - And are you sure it's yours? 1891 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,039 - father. 1892 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,040 - Um. 1893 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,560 Um. 1894 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,561 You are 20 years old, you are too young to have a child. 1895 01:19:40,562 --> 01:19:42,688 You know, these are all decisions you make now 1896 01:19:42,689 --> 01:19:47,079 will have ramifications for the rest of your life. 1897 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,279 - Yes, I know that, but I'm not just 1898 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,281 makes decisions for me anymore. 1899 01:19:51,282 --> 01:19:52,723 I must think of her 1900 01:19:52,724 --> 01:19:54,848 and we must think about what we should do. 1901 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,119 - Okay. - Sorry. 1902 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:02,919 - Listen, you don't gotta apologize, okay? 1903 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,559 It's okay, doesn't matter about getting out here. 1904 01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,399 Just, um, yeah, whatever happens, I'm here for you. 1905 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,365 Okay? 1906 01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,202 - Thanks, Dad. 1907 01:20:12,203 --> 01:20:13,839 - And I love you. 1908 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,319 - Love you too. 1909 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,049 - Okay, listen, um... 1910 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,919 Don't worry about it, okay? 1911 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,999 - Yes. 1912 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,844 - I love you and I do Talk to you later, okay? 1913 01:20:28,845 --> 01:20:30,039 - Love you too. 1914 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,600 - Get this. 1915 01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:22,403 - Hello, good morning. 1916 01:21:22,404 --> 01:21:24,209 - Buenos diaz, amigo, Coogan. 1917 01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:27,039 - How was the Alhambra. 1918 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,479 - It was good, it was good, 1919 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:32,450 but you knew that, beautiful 1920 01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,479 spiritual, blah, blah, blah. 1921 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:36,480 - Are you okay? 1922 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,039 - Joe won't come out. 1923 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,679 - What, why? 1924 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:44,639 - Uh, his girlfriend is pregnant. 1925 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,687 - Oh god. 1926 01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,360 - Shut up. 1927 01:21:48,361 --> 01:21:49,202 What should he do? 1928 01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,646 - Well, I told him he had options. 1929 01:21:51,647 --> 01:21:53,239 - What does that mean? 1930 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,241 - Well, he's too young to be dressed. 1931 01:21:55,242 --> 01:21:57,049 He's not very worldly, you know. 1932 01:21:57,050 --> 01:22:00,719 - You know what that means, right? 1933 01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,519 ♪ Grandfather, grandfather 1934 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,602 ♪ We love you - hadn't thought of that 1935 01:22:05,603 --> 01:22:09,730 - I would start thinking about it. 1936 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,479 - He's going to be a grandfather. 1937 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,239 - Thank you, Lord. 1938 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,079 - Look at them, ah. 1939 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,443 - See a lot people think they are ugly 1940 01:22:26,444 --> 01:22:27,362 because they are modern, but I think 1941 01:22:27,363 --> 01:22:30,199 they are beautiful because they are functional. 1942 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,929 Tilting on turbines, that's what I'm going to call 1943 01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:34,039 My book about Spain. 1944 01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,565 - Good idea. 1945 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:41,282 Oh, look, Maro. 1946 01:22:41,283 --> 01:22:43,408 Isn't that where you were I take Joe Snorkeling. 1947 01:22:43,409 --> 01:22:44,919 - Yes, it was. 1948 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,810 I brought him here as one baby when I filmed. 1949 01:22:47,811 --> 01:22:49,399 How old was he? 1950 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,079 - Ah, about six months. 1951 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:51,922 - Ow. 1952 01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:54,599 - We know we still could stop, we have time. 1953 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,090 - I want to snorkel with you if you want it 1954 01:22:56,091 --> 01:22:57,359 I could be Joe. 1955 01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,601 - You dressed in a diaper, crawl out on the beach, 1956 01:22:59,602 --> 01:23:03,039 eating sand has only limited appeal. 1957 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,246 - It wouldn't be for everyone, 1958 01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,763 I mean, I'll be the first to admit. 1959 01:23:05,764 --> 01:23:06,966 - No, it was a long time ago, 1960 01:23:06,967 --> 01:23:10,559 when I was still married to his mother. 1961 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560 Yes. 1962 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,849 - Do you know who lives in Malaga? 1963 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:44,719 - The Mayor of Malaga. 1964 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,799 - Yes, correct. - Thank you. 1965 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,079 - And Sean Connery. 1966 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,239 - Marbella, Mr. Coogan, Marbella, 1967 01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:51,730 your friend the mister he lives in marbella 1968 01:23:51,731 --> 01:23:54,451 - Yes, but he flies into Malaga. 1969 01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:00,479 - with all the accounts he is a highly respected one 1970 01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,359 pillar of this society. 1971 01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,719 - Yes, he is very active in civic tasks. 1972 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,719 - I like to get involved. 1973 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,449 Recycling, for example 1974 01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:13,919 plastic on a friday, cardboard on a Saturday. 1975 01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,602 - Do you expect me to speak? 1976 01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,728 No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. 1977 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:26,839 - When he met cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman 1978 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,566 to discuss the role, when he left the meeting, 1979 01:24:29,567 --> 01:24:31,324 they looked out the window, 1980 01:24:31,325 --> 01:24:35,919 and he said, not yet, and said what are you doing? 1981 01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,127 - Get ready to do Sean Connery. 1982 01:24:38,128 --> 01:24:41,279 - You seem to make him already. 1983 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,324 When he left the building 1984 01:24:42,325 --> 01:24:44,242 and he went out across Regent Street 1985 01:24:44,243 --> 01:24:46,806 they looked down and said: “That man is Bond. 1986 01:24:46,807 --> 01:24:48,359 "He moves like a panther." 1987 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,360 - Like a panther. 1988 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,566 - Yes, but to go as one panther is not enough 1989 01:24:52,567 --> 01:24:55,119 to pose you the role of James Bond. 1990 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:59,079 Naturally, Bond is also something of a bulldog. 1991 01:24:59,080 --> 01:24:59,965 Then there was... 1992 01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,088 - First of all, he had to - He had to be a combination 1993 01:25:02,089 --> 01:25:05,242 - walk like a panther. - Of a panther and a bulldog. 1994 01:25:05,243 --> 01:25:06,651 Apologies if I have dragged 1995 01:25:06,652 --> 01:25:10,639 my ass 'round the carpet because I may have worms. 1996 01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,079 - I have a very itchy one anus, I apologize now, 1997 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,366 but it is part and parcel - Show your bloody itchy anus. 1998 01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:16,245 - Being a panther on the clock. 1999 01:25:16,246 --> 01:25:17,885 - When you introduce me to Blofeld, 2000 01:25:17,886 --> 01:25:20,611 maybe i should curl up and lick my balls. 2001 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,121 I think I do quite one good knight, am I not? 2002 01:25:28,122 --> 01:25:30,084 - Yes. - You actually do, yes. 2003 01:25:30,085 --> 01:25:32,763 With the best in the world you could never be El Cid. 2004 01:25:32,764 --> 01:25:34,569 You could be a guy named Sid, 2005 01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:35,839 just not El Cid. 2006 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,043 - I could be old Cid. 2007 01:25:37,044 --> 01:25:39,039 - Yes, old El Cid. - You could be old Cid. 2008 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,201 Look me in the eye and tell me 2009 01:25:40,202 --> 01:25:42,085 you think you could play El Cid. 2010 01:25:42,086 --> 01:25:44,081 In a remake, the Charlton Heston role. 2011 01:25:44,082 --> 01:25:45,443 - I mean, you could definitely play 2012 01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:46,879 Michael Hordern in El Cid. 2013 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,720 - Who did he play? 2014 01:25:47,721 --> 01:25:48,959 - Someone is dressed, I can't remember. 2015 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:50,039 - Oh. 2016 01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,246 Do you know Michael Hordern, Emma? 2017 01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:52,519 - Michael Hordern, yuh. 2018 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,405 Why does she have him? 2019 01:25:53,406 --> 01:25:54,242 - Michael Hordern wanted to go 2020 01:25:54,243 --> 01:25:56,559 yuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-um, Paddington Bear. 2021 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,400 - Yes, I know that. 2022 01:25:57,401 --> 01:25:58,561 I loved his voice. - It wasn't Michael Hordern. 2023 01:25:58,562 --> 01:26:00,050 It was Michael Hordern's horse. 2024 01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:01,959 - Michael, hmm, Hordern. 2025 01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:02,802 Anyway, huh? 2026 01:26:02,803 --> 01:26:05,039 - Hasn't he done Mands Land with Gielgud. 2027 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,563 You wouldn't know that was theater, but he did it. 2028 01:26:06,564 --> 01:26:07,402 - Um. - Did he? 2029 01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,289 - Do you know who does it now? 2030 01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:12,119 Ian McKellen, you are not to have the ring. 2031 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:15,679 - Ian McKellen, speaker like that with a little one, 2032 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,399 But he likes northern flat vowels. 2033 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,799 - Yes, gracias. 2034 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:20,839 - Finito. 2035 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,205 - Thank you very much. 2036 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,679 Thank you. 2037 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,648 - You're missing a bit trust you see because Ian… 2038 01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,004 - Yes, no, I think you overplay it 2039 01:26:29,005 --> 01:26:30,159 because you see… 2040 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,650 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - No, he acts in the role. 2041 01:26:31,651 --> 01:26:33,083 You don't quite get it. 2042 01:26:33,084 --> 01:26:34,999 - I have spoken to him. - I can talk. 2043 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,841 - Oh, you're doing a McKelloff. - I have actually met him. 2044 01:26:36,842 --> 01:26:38,729 - I have met him many times. - I have met him many times. 2045 01:26:38,730 --> 01:26:40,484 How many times? - Many times. 2046 01:26:40,485 --> 01:26:45,079 Oh, you can't musicality when he throws a line 2047 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,241 up to the gods - It was good. 2048 01:26:46,242 --> 01:26:47,526 - And then brings it back, 2049 01:26:47,527 --> 01:26:49,919 but still with the flat vowels. 2050 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,762 They are very evidence, 2051 01:26:51,763 --> 01:26:53,724 how much he might try to be 2052 01:26:53,725 --> 01:26:56,121 pursue pronunciation with the vowels. 2053 01:26:56,122 --> 01:26:57,804 - Oh, you make me laugh, you really do 2054 01:26:57,805 --> 01:26:59,319 you make me laugh. 2055 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,399 Oh, we need a laugh, don't we? 2056 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,839 Oh, you make me laugh, Rob, you do. 2057 01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:05,763 - That's what he said to me. - He makes it more private? 2058 01:27:05,764 --> 01:27:07,125 - Because when he met me, he said, 2059 01:27:07,126 --> 01:27:09,079 "You are a very good actor." 2060 01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,599 - Ah. - Ooh, yum. 2061 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:21,879 - Have fun.- 2062 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:24,039 - You asked for this. - I asked for this. 2063 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,039 Will you come back with me? 2064 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,121 I can get you on the same flight. 2065 01:27:26,122 --> 01:27:27,639 - No, I'll stay, thanks 2066 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,130 and I have to write more and finish my book. 2067 01:27:29,131 --> 01:27:33,011 - I believe the word you are looking for is start. 2068 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,079 Think of Joe. 2069 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,799 20 is a young age to have a child. 2070 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:41,402 - How old were you when you had your children? 2071 01:27:41,403 --> 01:27:42,403 - 43. 2072 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,042 - A little difference. 2073 01:27:44,043 --> 01:27:45,199 - Yes. 2074 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,085 I didn't drink 'till I was 35, 2075 01:27:47,086 --> 01:27:48,603 and the first child at 43. 2076 01:27:48,604 --> 01:27:49,761 Are the two related? 2077 01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:50,804 We'll never know. 2078 01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:53,326 - How old, what is her name, boyfriend? 2079 01:27:53,327 --> 01:27:54,719 - Helen, she's 19 2080 01:27:55,561 --> 01:27:56,561 - 19? - Gosh. 2081 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,290 - Only 19 years old. 2082 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:04,839 - She was only 19 years old! 2083 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,490 - I don't mean anything no disrespect, Steve, but… 2084 01:28:06,491 --> 01:28:08,879 - She was only 19, she was only 2085 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,800 you need to get the voice better. 2086 01:28:09,801 --> 01:28:11,928 - Well, you have most of it in your voice when you say it. 2087 01:28:11,929 --> 01:28:13,445 - She was only. - Now he has. 2088 01:28:13,446 --> 01:28:15,039 - She was 19 years old. 2089 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,959 - Joe has met a young lady 2090 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:19,247 - She was only 19 years old. 2091 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:24,119 - When Joe and Helen had a child 2092 01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,399 she was only 19 years old. 2093 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,519 - She was only, that is actually 16 in the movie. 2094 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:33,799 - I know, but Helen was only 19 years old. 2095 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,525 And she had the baby with Joe. 2096 01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:37,887 She had a grandfather who was so talented, 2097 01:28:37,888 --> 01:28:39,799 who was so gifted. 2098 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:40,722 - He was only. 2099 01:28:40,723 --> 01:28:42,961 - Grandfather was only 50 years old. 2100 01:28:42,962 --> 01:28:44,919 - 50 years old 2101 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,002 Hi, do you know who was born in Malaga? 2102 01:28:47,003 --> 01:28:48,479 - No. - Picasso. 2103 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,959 - Who? - Picasso. 2104 01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:50,802 - Is that true? 2105 01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:53,243 - Yes, they are open to a museum for him. 2106 01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:55,359 - Who played Picasso in a very popular movie 2107 01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,325 in the last 10 years? - Oh god. 2108 01:28:56,326 --> 01:28:57,160 - Who was that? 2109 01:28:57,161 --> 01:28:58,002 No, ask Emma. 2110 01:28:58,003 --> 01:28:59,799 - Who played Picasso? 2111 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,801 Guess that's one of Rob's five impressions. 2112 01:29:01,802 --> 01:29:03,562 That should narrow it down. 2113 01:29:03,563 --> 01:29:05,279 - It wasn't Tom Jones. - Antonio? 2114 01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,598 No, not allowed. - It wasn't Tom Jones. 2115 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,440 Okay, we're getting closer. 2116 01:29:07,441 --> 01:29:09,010 We are warmer. - Spanish, Spanish 2117 01:29:09,012 --> 01:29:09,967 I don't know. - Tony Hopkins. 2118 01:29:09,968 --> 01:29:11,759 Tony Hopkins starred in Surviving ... 2119 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:12,759 - Did he? 2120 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,885 - Surviving Picasso, I played the painter, wonderful man. 2121 01:29:15,886 --> 01:29:17,084 I don't like to talk about it. 2122 01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:17,922 I like to draw. 2123 01:29:17,923 --> 01:29:20,119 I like to put the eyes here the nose there, 2124 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,087 mouth up there. - He played Picasso 2125 01:29:21,088 --> 01:29:22,399 as a welsh man? 2126 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,079 - Well, he didn't do one Spanish accent, Steve. 2127 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:25,920 - he didn't 2128 01:29:25,921 --> 01:29:27,729 - He doesn't have yours versatility, let's be honest. 2129 01:29:27,730 --> 01:29:30,799 - He learned to paint, and he painted the paintings 2130 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,608 in a silly way. 2131 01:29:31,609 --> 01:29:34,166 He knew how to infuse life, and he knew how to, uh, 2132 01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:35,965 you know, paint, uh, how these like... 2133 01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:37,004 - Uh, Pablo, Pablo. 2134 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:39,321 Some of the men say that you paint 2135 01:29:39,322 --> 01:29:40,523 in a very strange way. 2136 01:29:40,524 --> 01:29:42,999 They say that the nose is where the eyes should be. 2137 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,759 Some of them say you are a cubist. 2138 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,602 - Oh, Pablo? 2139 01:29:45,603 --> 01:29:47,999 Isn't that captain or master, um, eh? 2140 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:48,840 - There are rumblings, Pablo. 2141 01:29:48,841 --> 01:29:50,444 - Oh, they want me to set nose in front of face. 2142 01:29:50,445 --> 01:29:51,959 In the middle is it like that? 2143 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,722 And the eyes next to it nose, is that what you want? 2144 01:29:53,723 --> 01:29:54,846 - Yes, Mr. - Tell the men, 2145 01:29:54,847 --> 01:29:57,283 when we put the nose of the cheekies, 2146 01:29:57,284 --> 01:29:58,599 and we raise our eyes here 2147 01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,724 and the mouth 'round the corner, 2148 01:29:59,725 --> 01:30:01,210 I lay 'round the Cape of Good Hope, 2149 01:30:01,212 --> 01:30:02,042 damn your eyes mr. 2150 01:30:02,043 --> 01:30:03,519 - I put my eyes where I want, 2151 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:04,644 and the nose where I want. 2152 01:30:04,645 --> 01:30:05,721 If you turn your back on me, 2153 01:30:05,722 --> 01:30:07,365 I'll put two eyes on my back, 2154 01:30:07,366 --> 01:30:08,879 and a nose down your ass. 2155 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:09,686 Do you want it sir sir? 2156 01:30:09,687 --> 01:30:10,520 Is that what you want, Mr. 2157 01:30:10,521 --> 01:30:11,601 Don't turn your back on me. 2158 01:30:11,602 --> 01:30:14,039 I will draw you as one Cubist, that's what I'm going to do. 2159 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:14,962 If you turn your back on me, 2160 01:30:14,963 --> 01:30:16,802 I put a nose on the bottom, Mr. 2161 01:30:16,803 --> 01:30:18,126 'Around the Horn is a good way, 2162 01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:19,279 "around the Horn we must go. 2163 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,964 - The most interesting thing about Picasso is, 2164 01:30:20,965 --> 01:30:23,201 why i love him, his early paintings 2165 01:30:23,202 --> 01:30:26,519 are very orthodox, very accessible. 2166 01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,727 He knew how to do all that, but he didn't say it enough. 2167 01:30:28,728 --> 01:30:30,684 I will rewrite the rule book, 2168 01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:32,405 and be radical and Avant Garde. 2169 01:30:32,406 --> 01:30:34,641 - Are you a bit like Picasso, Steve? 2170 01:30:34,642 --> 01:30:36,563 - Well, I empathize with what he did. 2171 01:30:36,564 --> 01:30:38,559 - Yes, he is, he is. 2172 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,879 He will say it. 2173 01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:40,688 - What I'm saying is... 2174 01:30:40,689 --> 01:30:44,401 - Let me register this hangs on, hangs on. 2175 01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:59,842 - I have reservations, Steve Coogan. 2176 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,639 - This castle is Gibralfaro, 2177 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:05,041 named after the same man as Gibraltar. 2178 01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:08,601 When the Moors came in 711, they were only a few thousand. 2179 01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:10,728 Within a few years they controlled 2180 01:31:10,729 --> 01:31:13,079 almost all of Spain. 2181 01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:14,682 - Wow. - It's exactly the same 2182 01:31:14,683 --> 01:31:16,839 like ISIS and the modern caliphate, 2183 01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,365 because there is only one few thousand of them, 2184 01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:21,245 and yet they control half of Syria and half of Iraq. 2185 01:31:21,246 --> 01:31:23,082 They try to imitate what the Moors did 2186 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:26,239 since they had control everywhere from Cordoba to Baghdad. 2187 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,205 - Yes, ISIS is not tolerant. 2188 01:31:27,206 --> 01:31:28,326 They don't do it with tolerance and… 2189 01:31:28,327 --> 01:31:30,879 - No, they are not, but Islam, it is... 2190 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,961 - Can we stop talking about ISIS? 2191 01:31:32,962 --> 01:31:35,361 - Cervantes was captured of barbary pirates 2192 01:31:35,362 --> 01:31:37,159 and taken to Algiers. 2193 01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,683 There was a price on his head, and when the settlement was paid, 2194 01:31:39,684 --> 01:31:41,759 he let his brother go in his place. 2195 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,805 - Very noble. - Is that true? 2196 01:31:42,806 --> 01:31:43,640 - That's true. 2197 01:31:43,641 --> 01:31:44,562 - He let his brother go, 2198 01:31:44,563 --> 01:31:46,210 when he could have gone. - Yes. 2199 01:31:46,211 --> 01:31:48,039 - Wow. - I know. 2200 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:48,880 - Not sure I would. 2201 01:31:48,881 --> 01:31:50,291 Would you do it, let your brother go? 2202 01:31:50,292 --> 01:31:52,599 - Uh, probably not. 2203 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:53,761 - No, I don't think so either. 2204 01:31:53,762 --> 01:31:55,879 with the best in the world. 2205 01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,722 - No. 2206 01:31:56,723 --> 01:31:58,764 If my child we there, they could take my child. 2207 01:31:58,765 --> 01:31:59,999 - Oh, yes, absolutely. 2208 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,490 - I would let any child go. 2209 01:32:01,491 --> 01:32:02,999 - Which child? 2210 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,125 - Any child, as long as it, you I mean, no kid. 2211 01:32:06,126 --> 01:32:08,441 I think it has to be worth the effort. 2212 01:32:08,442 --> 01:32:11,799 - Cervantes when he tried to escape, he is caught 2213 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,961 he had a nose around his neck. 2214 01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:15,122 He spoke to Hassan, the leader of the algae, 2215 01:32:15,123 --> 01:32:18,879 and he became his lover literally save his neck. 2216 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,199 - Butt or neck? - Yes. 2217 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,563 - If that's what it comes to, yes. 2218 01:32:21,564 --> 01:32:22,402 - Life or bust. 2219 01:32:22,403 --> 01:32:25,439 - Well, wherever you're buggered. 2220 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,799 - Let me say now, I'm in. 2221 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,439 - Really? - He is in, rather, he is inside. 2222 01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:33,284 - Ah, but they became lovers, so it would be in-out-out. 2223 01:32:33,285 --> 01:32:34,719 - Can you see that ferry? 2224 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:35,839 - Yes. 2225 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,161 - It's the ferry to Africa. 2226 01:32:38,162 --> 01:32:39,559 - Really? - Mmm. 2227 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,481 It's always good to say goodbye in the fog. 2228 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,807 Like, uh, the end of Casablanca. 2229 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:55,639 - Could be the start of a beautiful friendship. 2230 01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,242 - Be the start of a beautiful friendship. 2231 01:32:57,243 --> 01:32:58,080 - Could be the start 2232 01:32:58,081 --> 01:32:59,002 of a beautiful friendship. - You have to get the depth. 2233 01:32:59,003 --> 01:33:01,446 - I have the depth right there. 2234 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,884 - Look at the mysterious city. 2235 01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:10,730 - I take a step. 2236 01:33:10,731 --> 01:33:12,085 Um, early flight. 2237 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,759 - Yes, me too, actually. 2238 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:16,727 - Oh, etc. 2239 01:33:16,728 --> 01:33:18,006 - Mm, Oh. 2240 01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,845 - We say our goodbyes now. 2241 01:33:20,846 --> 01:33:21,879 - Okay okay- 2242 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,961 - Yes, sure will you be okay 2243 01:33:22,962 --> 01:33:26,599 - Yes, no, I really am looking forward to this week. 2244 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:27,485 Writing and... 2245 01:33:27,486 --> 01:33:28,322 - Okay, good. 2246 01:33:28,323 --> 01:33:30,039 - Buona via, you know. 2247 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,319 Hey, what can we say? 2248 01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:33,959 - It's been a week. 2249 01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:37,039 - It has. - And I can see you... 2250 01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:39,199 - In another country. 2251 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,040 - In the future. 2252 01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:40,880 - In the future. 2253 01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:41,722 - Have fun now. 2254 01:33:41,723 --> 01:33:42,759 - Yes, okay. 2255 01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,760 - Goodbye. 2256 01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,919 - And we disappear into the fog. 2257 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:52,279 Could be the start of a beautiful friendship. 2258 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:48,966 - Buenos Diaz. 2259 01:34:48,967 --> 01:34:49,845 - Hello. 2260 01:34:49,846 --> 01:34:50,682 - Oh, you're English. 2261 01:34:50,683 --> 01:34:53,645 - Yes, my name is Ambrose, I am the son of the owners here. 2262 01:34:53,646 --> 01:34:54,999 - Oh, really good, big. 2263 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,001 - Can I help you with your bags? 2264 01:34:56,002 --> 01:34:58,207 - Yes, yes, yes. 2265 01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,319 - So it will be your room. 2266 01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:05,559 - Wow this is fantastic, yes, very nice. 2267 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:09,084 - Now we thought there was want to be two of you but… 2268 01:35:09,085 --> 01:35:12,084 - Yes, my son had to came, but he could not do it. 2269 01:35:12,085 --> 01:35:13,959 - Oh, yes. 2270 01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,199 I am leaving you now. 2271 01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:16,042 - Okay. 2272 01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:17,319 How old are you by the way. 2273 01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:18,287 - 17. 2274 01:35:18,288 --> 01:35:22,444 - Oh okay, Thank you, thank you, Ambrose. 2275 01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:35,050 - Guess who it is! 2276 01:35:35,051 --> 01:35:36,839 - Hello. 2277 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,239 How has it been 2278 01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:40,239 - It was good. 2279 01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:41,080 - Yes? 2280 01:35:41,081 --> 01:35:41,922 - Where is the team, where are you? 2281 01:35:41,923 --> 01:35:43,399 - We're all here. 2282 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,206 - Where are you? 2283 01:35:44,207 --> 01:35:45,042 - Hello. - Good to see you. 2284 01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,039 Oh, we missed you. - Come on now. 2285 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,040 Sheep! 2286 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,922 - How is my girl? - Good. 2287 01:35:53,923 --> 01:35:55,639 - You are good? - Good. 2288 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,119 - Who is your favorite parent? 2289 01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,042 - You. - Yay! 2290 01:35:58,043 --> 01:35:59,166 - Good, yes. 2291 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,359 - Hello. 2292 01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,567 - Hi, how are you? 2293 01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:06,839 - I'm good. 2294 01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,279 - Where are you? 2295 01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:12,319 - I am in Andalusia, in the mountains. 2296 01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,879 That's good. 2297 01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,599 Is Joe there? 2298 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:17,239 - No, he's not, no. 2299 01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,599 Look, you have to get out here. 2300 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:20,600 - I can't do that. 2301 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,399 - Why not, what is it, work? 2302 01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,606 - I just can't. 2303 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,046 Why, why not? 2304 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:30,800 - I'm pregnant. 2305 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,000 - What? 2306 01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,724 - Yes, I know, it's stupid. 2307 01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,481 - Is it mine? 2308 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:42,600 - No. 2309 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:49,559 - Is it Adam's? 2310 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,679 - Yes. 2311 01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,039 - Are you sure? 2312 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,999 - Pretty sure. 2313 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:59,205 - I thought you weren't sleep with him more. 2314 01:36:59,206 --> 01:37:02,602 - Look, I have to go, he is waiting for me downstairs. 2315 01:37:02,603 --> 01:37:06,319 - Wait, what is he back in New York? 2316 01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:09,159 - Yes, I have to go. 2317 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,160 Excuse me. 2318 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:11,880 Take care. 2319 01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:22,887 ♪ Turtle upside down 2320 01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:24,801 ♪ Turtle upside down 2321 01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,081 ♪ Turtle upside down 2322 01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,679 - It's the number one song in the charts, 2323 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,199 Tortoise upside down. 2324 01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:33,839 - I thought Charlie was going to bed. 2325 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,808 - Technically he is in bed, now aren't you Charlie? 2326 01:37:35,809 --> 01:37:37,643 This is still his favorite part. 2327 01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:56,359 - I've missed you. 2328 01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,919 - I've missed you too. 2329 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,571 But now he was back and there is no reason 2330 01:38:01,572 --> 01:38:04,211 that we cannot resume hostilities, 2331 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,888 as we did before we left. 2332 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:12,959 - Oh god. 2333 01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,919 - It's you, not me. 2334 01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:15,762 - No, it's your turn. 2335 01:38:15,763 --> 01:38:17,119 - You can climb over. 2336 01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:17,926 - Come on now. 2337 01:38:17,927 --> 01:38:18,762 - I've been doing it all week. 2338 01:38:18,763 --> 01:38:21,525 - I've been away for a week. 2339 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:26,163 - Quickly, and then we can get back to what we were doing. 2340 01:38:26,164 --> 01:38:28,683 - Oh, no, the moment is gone, you can forget it. 2341 01:38:28,684 --> 01:38:30,442 - Okay, I'm falling asleep. 2342 01:38:30,443 --> 01:38:33,245 - He's right where did you drop him? 2343 01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:34,765 You lost him, eh? 2344 01:38:34,766 --> 01:38:35,959 Did you want him? 2345 01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:36,960 Yes. 2346 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:47,442 Dragon looked back from top of the castle, he said 2347 01:38:47,443 --> 01:38:49,359 I think you are afraid of me. 2348 01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:53,159 I am the biggest dragon in the whole world. 2349 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:54,839 It's an orange, isn't it. 2350 01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:55,839 - Yes. 2351 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,679 - Okay, Chloe, have a beautiful day. 2352 01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:58,520 Mommy will pick you up, okay, 2353 01:38:58,521 --> 01:38:59,567 but I'll be home when you come back. 2354 01:38:59,568 --> 01:39:00,923 ♪ Like a circle in a spiral 2355 01:39:00,924 --> 01:39:02,519 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel within a wheel 2356 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,360 - Love you. 2357 01:39:03,361 --> 01:39:04,200 goodbye, 2358 01:39:04,201 --> 01:39:05,611 ♪ Never ends or begins - Look at you, have a good clay. 2359 01:39:05,612 --> 01:39:06,963 ♪ On an ever-spinning wheel 2360 01:39:06,964 --> 01:39:08,610 ♪ Like a snowball down a mountain 2361 01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:10,639 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 2362 01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,562 ♪ Like a carousel turning 2363 01:39:12,563 --> 01:39:14,524 ♪ Continuous rings around the moon 2364 01:39:14,525 --> 01:39:16,284 ♪ Like a watch whose hands sweep 2365 01:39:16,285 --> 01:39:18,359 ♪ Elapsed minutes for the face 2366 01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,361 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2367 01:39:20,362 --> 01:39:22,644 ♪ Whirling silently in the room 2368 01:39:22,645 --> 01:39:24,642 ♪ Like the circles you find 2369 01:39:24,643 --> 01:39:27,279 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2370 01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:29,399 ♪ Like a tunnel you follow 2371 01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,239 ♪ To a tunnel of your own 2372 01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:33,239 ♪ Down a hole to a hole 2373 01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:35,284 ♪ Where the sun has never shone 2374 01:39:35,285 --> 01:39:37,362 ♪ Like a door that keeps revolving 2375 01:39:37,363 --> 01:39:39,479 ♪ In a half-forgotten dream 2376 01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,244 ♪ Or ripples from a rock 2377 01:39:41,245 --> 01:39:43,439 ♪ Someone throws in a stream 2378 01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:45,124 Hi Joe, it's Dad. ♪ Like a watch whose hands 2379 01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:47,519 ♪ is sweeping past minutes on the face 2380 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:48,362 - Everything is ok, call me. ♪ And the world is 2381 01:39:48,363 --> 01:39:50,042 ♪ like an apple - Let's, uh 2382 01:39:50,043 --> 01:39:51,610 ♪ Whirling silently in the room 2383 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,239 - Touch base on what is happening. 2384 01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:57,079 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2385 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,044 ♪ Keys jingling in your pocket 2386 01:39:59,045 --> 01:40:00,929 ♪ Words that tremble in your head 2387 01:40:00,930 --> 01:40:02,999 ♪ Why did the summer go by so fast 2388 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,082 ♪ Was that something you said 2389 01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:07,039 ♪ Lovers walking along a beach 2390 01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:09,519 ♪ And leave their footprints in the sand 2391 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,124 ♪ Is the sound of distant drum 2392 01:40:11,125 --> 01:40:13,559 ♪ Just the fingers of your hand 2393 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,604 ♪ Pictures hanging in a hallway 2394 01:40:15,605 --> 01:40:17,362 ♪ And the fragment of a song 2395 01:40:17,363 --> 01:40:19,283 ♪ Half-remembered names and faces 2396 01:40:19,284 --> 01:40:21,839 ♪ But who do they belong to? 2397 01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:23,524 ♪ When you knew it was over 2398 01:40:23,525 --> 01:40:25,719 ♪ You suddenly realized it 2399 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,599 ♪ That the autumn leaves turned 2400 01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:31,799 ♪ For hair color 2401 01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,639 ♪ Like a circle in a spiral 2402 01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,927 - Hello, how are you? 2403 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,805 - Where are you, it's noisy? 2404 01:40:38,806 --> 01:40:40,723 I thought you were in the mountains. 2405 01:40:40,724 --> 01:40:44,439 - It's just the streets here in Malaga. 2406 01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:46,441 - You're not in a bar, are you? 2407 01:40:46,442 --> 01:40:47,805 - No, not a bar, no, no. 2408 01:40:47,806 --> 01:40:50,599 Hey, listen, okay, then 2409 01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:54,730 I'm calling because, uh, um i want to be with you. 2410 01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:58,600 - I know but... 2411 01:40:58,601 --> 01:40:59,679 - I don't care about the baby. 2412 01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:00,919 I mean, I care about the kid. 2413 01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:03,159 What I mean is, I, I, 2414 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,159 yes, I will bring it with you. 2415 01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,399 You know we can raise it together. 2416 01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,839 It has two dads. 2417 01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,239 Many people do it. 2418 01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:14,119 - Yes, many gay men. 2419 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:16,885 - Look, so he has, like two dad and a mom, 2420 01:41:16,886 --> 01:41:18,999 it will be a lucky child. 2421 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,639 - I don't know. 2422 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,163 - I'm in New York, you're in London. 2423 01:41:22,164 --> 01:41:23,283 - I'm moving to New York. 2424 01:41:23,284 --> 01:41:24,645 I love New York, you know that. 2425 01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:28,241 Why, why don't you come out? 2426 01:41:28,242 --> 01:41:29,839 - I don't know. 2427 01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,566 - Tell you what we can do go to the Atlas mountains. 2428 01:41:32,567 --> 01:41:35,769 Do you remember that hotel? that you really like? 2429 01:41:35,770 --> 01:41:39,399 I mean I can get a ferry from here so... 2430 01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:42,479 Yes, I can almost see Africa from here. 2431 01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:42,199 - Ooh-wah-wah. 2432 01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,200 Oh-Wah. 2433 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,080 Ooh-wah. 2434 01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,400 Ugh. 2435 01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:21,640 Hello. 2436 01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,841 Nice surprise. 2437 01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:29,359 You are already here. 2438 01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,409 - I've been waiting for you. 2439 01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:36,279 - I've missed you. 2440 01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:37,520 - I missed you. 2441 01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,560 i love you 2442 01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,760 Oh, fuck. 2443 01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,319 - Hello. 2444 01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:39,526 - Hello, Rob? 2445 01:44:39,527 --> 01:44:40,599 - Hi, Emma? 2446 01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:43,570 - I was just wondering, have you heard from steve? 2447 01:44:43,571 --> 01:44:45,439 - No, why should I? 2448 01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:47,169 - He's checked out of the hotel, and I, 2449 01:44:47,170 --> 01:44:48,879 I don't know where he is. 2450 01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:51,199 - Is he lost in La Mancha? 2451 01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:53,521 - Yes, he's usually on call me 10 times a day, 2452 01:44:53,522 --> 01:44:55,249 That's why I'm a little worried. 2453 01:44:55,250 --> 01:44:58,519 - He's sitting a place to talk to a nun 2454 01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:02,650 and asks about she has been heard about judi dench 2455 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:35,000 Movie taken from YTS.PE 2456 01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:48,999 ♪ Round like a circle in a spiral 2457 01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,999 ♪ Like a wheel within a wheel 2458 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,879 ♪ Never ends or begins 2459 01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:54,879 ♪ On an ever-rewinding coil 2460 01:45:54,880 --> 01:45:56,723 ♪ Like a snowball down a mountain 2461 01:45:56,724 --> 01:45:58,759 ♪ Or a carnival balloon 2462 01:45:58,760 --> 01:46:00,565 ♪ Like a carousel turning 2463 01:46:00,566 --> 01:46:02,561 ♪ Continuous rings around the moon 2464 01:46:02,562 --> 01:46:04,369 ♪ Like a watch whose hands sweep 2465 01:46:04,370 --> 01:46:06,399 ♪ Elapsed minutes for the face 2466 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:08,448 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2467 01:46:08,449 --> 01:46:10,599 ♪ Whirling silently in the room 2468 01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:12,728 ♪ Like the circles you find 2469 01:46:12,729 --> 01:46:15,359 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2470 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,639 ♪ Like a tunnel you follow 2471 01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:19,130 ♪ To a tunnel of your own 2472 01:46:19,131 --> 01:46:21,359 ♪ Down a hole to a hole 2473 01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:23,324 ♪ Where the sun has never shone 2474 01:46:23,325 --> 01:46:25,368 ♪ Like a door that keeps revolving 2475 01:46:25,369 --> 01:46:27,679 ♪ In a half-forgotten dream 2476 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,250 ♪ Or ripples from a rock 2477 01:46:29,251 --> 01:46:31,479 ♪ Someone throws in a stream 2478 01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:33,369 ♪ Like a watch whose hands sweep 2479 01:46:33,370 --> 01:46:35,519 ♪ Elapsed minutes for the face 2480 01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:37,409 ♪ And the world is like an apple 2481 01:46:37,410 --> 01:46:39,479 ♪ Whirling silently in the room 2482 01:46:39,480 --> 01:46:42,279 ♪ Like the circles you find 2483 01:46:42,280 --> 01:46:44,839 ♪ In the windmills of your mind 2484 01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,039 ♪ Keys jingling in your pocket 2485 01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:49,088 ♪ Words that tremble in your head 2486 01:46:49,089 --> 01:46:51,159 ♪ Why did summer go by so fast? 2487 01:46:51,160 --> 01:46:53,204 ♪ Was that something you said? 2488 01:46:53,205 --> 01:46:54,962 ♪ Lovers walking along a beach 2489 01:46:54,963 --> 01:46:57,483 ♪ And leave their footprints in the sand 2490 01:46:57,484 --> 01:46:59,130 ♪ Is the sound of distant drum 2491 01:46:59,131 --> 01:47:01,559 ♪ Just the fingers of your hand 2492 01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:03,608 ♪ Pictures hanging in a hallway 2493 01:47:03,609 --> 01:47:05,479 ♪ And the fragment of a song 2494 01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,679 ♪ Half-remembered names and faces 2495 01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,362 ♪ But who do they belong to? 2496 01:47:09,363 --> 01:47:11,442 ♪ When you knew it was over 2497 01:47:11,443 --> 01:47:13,679 ♪ You suddenly realized it 2498 01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,599 ♪ That the autumn leaves turned 2499 01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:20,039 ♪ For hair color 2500 01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:21,959 ♪ A circle in a spiral 2501 01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:23,879 ♪ A wheel in a wheel 2502 01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:25,609 ♪ Never ends or begins 2503 01:47:25,610 --> 01:47:27,919 ♪ On an ever-rewinding coil 2504 01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:30,239 ♪ Like the pictures relax 2505 01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:33,159 ♪ Like the circles you find 2506 01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:37,131 ♪ In the windmills of your mind