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Well, I don't know how that meal could
have been any better. Well, you could

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have paid for it.

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Now, see, if I paid for it, it would
have been a cheaper cut of meat and not

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everyone would have gotten a potato.

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But, nice guy that I am, I would be
happy to do the dishes.

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The dishwasher's broken.

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What?

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Hey, Greg, how about a little help with
these dishes, would you? Sure, Jimmy.

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Put a little soap on a sponge and give
it one of these.

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How does everyone feel about going to
church tomorrow?

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All right, all right, I'll help him,
I'll help him.

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I met this woman at the park who told me
about this really great church she goes

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to.

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We don't have to shave our heads and
marry a bunch of guys, do we? Because

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me once.

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No, it's a regular church.

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I just thought that now that we have
kids, it wouldn't be a bad idea to start

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going to church again.

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Well, isn't that a little hypocritical?
I mean, we didn't go to church before we

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had Sam.

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Now, all of a sudden, we're going to
thrust a bunch of beliefs on our child

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instead of... Who's playing tomorrow?

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Redskins Cowboys.

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I'll go to church.

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Really? I love church.

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I mean, you get to sing as loud as you
want. They give you a little wine.

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It's kind of like God's karaoke bar,
huh?

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I haven't been to church since high
school.

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Scott Thomas and I broke in.

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drank the sacramental wine, danced
around on the altar.

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Then we went up into the choir loft. Oh,
God, I should go to church.

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You are going to love this church. It's
very L .A. They have free child care,

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valet parking.

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The organ player used to tour with Chaka
Khan.

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Hey, well, you guys do what you want.
I'm watching the game tomorrow.

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Greg, now let's go. to force you to go
to church.

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You do what you think in your heart is
right.

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Well, this isn't fair. Last Sunday I
woke up, I watched football, and I was a

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fine father. Now if I don't go to
church, I'm this horrible person?

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Greg, no one is saying that.

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Stay home and enjoy yourself.

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Sammy and I will go without you.

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All right, fine, fine. I'll take the
game and go to church.

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I don't know what that poor guy's mother
did to him, but God bless her, I could

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guilt him into anything.

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Well, that wasn't too bad. Yeah, I
thought it was a really nice service.

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Except when we were in the middle of
singing that hymn and Jimmy yelled

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verse, same as the first.

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We're trying to get the crowd going,
man. Some of those old ladies are

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it in.

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Oh, we better go pick up the kid.

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Oh, you know what? When you go to pick
up Sam, could you tell him that we're

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going to pick up our kids after the next
service?

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You're staying for another service?

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No, we're going to Denny's. See ya.

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Come on, let's go meet the minister. Oh,
Kim, please don't make me meet the

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minister. That's how they suck you in. I
just want to go home and watch the

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game. It's on tape. It's not going to
matter if you spend five minutes talking

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to the minister.

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Reverend, we just wanted to say hello.

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I'm Kim Warner, and this is my husband,
Greg.

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Hi, I'm Reverend Green.

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Thanks so much for coming. I don't think
I've seen you here before.

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Well, that's because we just moved here
from D .C.

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Ah, you're from Washington, yeah. I just
heard the Redskins won in overtime.

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God!

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Bless you for the great news.

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We just wanted to say it was a beautiful
service. We have to go pick up our son

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in the nursery.

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Ah, your parents. Yeah, one of our
members runs a daddy's group in his home

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every Saturday.

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Oh, that sounds great, but Saturdays are
very busy. What does this group do?

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Well, we just get together and talk and
share experiences as husbands and

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fathers. We answer questions and help
each other with emotional issues. And

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know what?

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Bill's right there. Hold on one sec.

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This sounds interesting, doesn't it?
What are you doing to me?

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I was just telling Greg here about our
daddy's group. He's thinking of joining.

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Did you hear that, Tim? I'm thinking of
joining.

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We would love to have you. I think
everybody can learn to be a better

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and father. You won't believe how much
you'll get out of it. You won't believe

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how much I want to get out of it.

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I think we owe it to our children. I
mean, you can never be too good of a

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father, right?

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Where do you live?

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My address is right here in the
bulletin. Hope to see you there.

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Thanks, Bill.

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So, listen, if you want to stick around,
we can slap some name tags on you. You

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can join us for the bean supper.

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No, we better get our kid out of
nursery. Right, honey?

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Nice meeting you. Ow!

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We're always looking for volunteers in
the nursery.

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Keep walking. Just keep walking.

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Of course not. Don't be so dramatic.

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You're going to meet to the daddy's
group.

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What? Oh, come on. I don't want to go to
that. Oh, we're going all right. I'm

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going to learn how to be a better father
and husband, and you're going to learn

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how to keep your mouth shut when my wife
says, who wants to go to church?

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Oh, man, you know, it's just going to be
a bunch of guys sitting around in a

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circle, whining about how daddy never
played with them like a bunch of babies.

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You promised we'd go to a hockey game.

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Fine, fine. If you really don't want to
go, I'll drop you off at this bus stop.

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Thank you.

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Hey, you're driving past the bus stop.

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No.

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Man, you lie about everything.

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Glad you could make it.

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God, they're all hugging each other.

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I knew this was going to be touchy
-feely.

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This is great.

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I'm not sure I understand.

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I mean, we're just going to watch a
little football until everyone gets

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and then we're going to talk about our
feelings and stuff?

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No, Greg. We're going to watch a little
football until everyone gets here, and

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then we're going to watch a little more
football.

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Hey, everyone. My name is Jimmy, and
this is my brother -in -law. Duh.

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Let's see. That's Tony Evans.

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Jerry, Lou, and that's Neil Goldman.
He's a Jew. He's here learning how men

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other faiths deal with fatherhood
issues.

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Come on, guys.

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If they don't win by two touchdowns, my
kid's not going to camp.

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Hey, so, Bill, where's your wife and
kids?

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Oh, they're kind enough to leave on
Saturday so the daddy's group can have a

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little privacy.

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So this whole thing is a front?

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It would be a front if this was the
mafia.

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It's just a bunch of guys hanging out
watching football, huh?

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I don't believe this.

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You guys are brilliant.

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Well, we believe that being a dad and
husband is very hard. And, hey, I mean,

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love my wife, but there's a reason God
was a single father.

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Amen, Father.

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You know, at church, you guys should
give a wink or something when you give

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whole better father and husband speech.
I almost drank paint to get out of

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coming here.

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Greg, I didn't say anything that I don't
believe. I think if we spend a few

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hours hanging out, relaxing, that we all
go home better husbands and fathers.

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This is amazing.

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I mean, we've been given a great gift,
delivered to us by a man of the church.

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It's like a miracle.

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Greg, please, it's not quite a miracle.

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If Ohio State covers the spread, that
would be a miracle.

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Well,

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I should get going. I've got to be in
the house before the sun goes down.

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Jewish holiday?

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Jewish wife.

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Oh, it's 7 o 'clock. Oh, my God, I told
Kim I'd be back by 4. Hey, now, calm

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down, Greg. Your wife called an hour
ago, and I told her that we were going

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be here a little longer than we had
planned, and I reminded her, the more

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put into this, the more you get out of
it.

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This is the greatest church ever.

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Now, listen, I want you all to go home,
give your wife and children a big kiss,

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and remember, next week the game starts
at 10.

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Next week.

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Yeah, is there anything wrong?

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Seems like a long time all the way to
next week.

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Hey, isn't there a big fight on
Wednesday?

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Yeah, my wife won't let me order it
because of the kids.

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Sure, she lets them play video games
where they blow each other's heads off,

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if I let them watch a boxing match,
suddenly I'm the great Santini.

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Maybe we can watch it here.

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What are we saying, a midweek meeting?

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Well, it's just a suggestion. I mean, I
don't want to overstep my bounds.

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No, no, it's just that we never had one.

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I say we go for it. I don't know. We've
always had just one meeting a week.

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How are we going to explain two?

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Yeah, we might be pushing it.

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Unless we tell our wives that we got two
new guys in the group. They're both in

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great pain.

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One has food issues and the other is
unable to perform sexually.

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I'll take the food issues.

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What a good bunch of guys, huh?

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Geniuses. We should sign up to be in the
men's choir. I'm guessing that's poker

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night.

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All right, listen, let's get our story
straight. What are you going to tell

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Oh, my God, I didn't even think of that.

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Oh, that's all right. Just make
something up.

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I don't lie to my wife.

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Oh, come on. You've never lied to your
wife? No, and I'm not going to start

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Well, it's not like they're always
honest with us.

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Unless you actually believe you're the
best she's ever had.

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Oh, my God, you do, don't you?

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Look, I don't care what you tell
Christine. I'm not lying to Kim. I'm not

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to lie to Christine. It's just when she
asks me about it, I'm going to be a

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little vague, quickly change the subject
three or four times, and then she'll

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forget all about it. And that works for
you?

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Every time.

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You know, Kim only had one serious
boyfriend before me.

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Man, you fell for everything, didn't
you?

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and we went to sleep.

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I don't think that there's anything more
beautiful than a sleeping child.

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Why do you see them wipe themselves?

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That'll bring a tear to your eye.

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I think this is the first time I've sat
down all day.

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You realize this is our life now.

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We feed him, we entertain him, we put
him down for a nap. It's just one

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boring loop of monotonous activity.

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Come on, it's Saturday night.

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Pizza night.

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That's right, it's pizza night.

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Oh, I have a coupon from that place that
has Chicago stuff.

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God, our lives are pathetic.

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You know what's really pathetic?

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I've been looking forward to this since
Thursday.

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Hey, we're back.

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Hi. Hi.

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So, tell me all about the daddy's group.

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Oh, it was great. We talked and stuff.
Hey, did you RSVP for your cousin's

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wedding? Because I checked beef, but I
think I want fish.

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Yeah, but I can call her tomorrow.
That'd be great. Hey, remember when we

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that fish at that restaurant that was
shaped like a boat? Where was that?

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Ocean City.

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Oh, yeah, you guys. That was the trip
where I got caught up on the undertow

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I swallowed so much sand they had to
pump my stomach.

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God, I'm hungry.

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Oh, we were going to order pizza.

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Oh, what are we waiting for? I saw a
coupon on the fridge.

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So,

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tell me about the daddy's group. It was
great.

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Hey, were we invited to that wedding?
Because I didn't check off beef or fish

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either. I checked fish for both of us.
Oh, great.

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Hey, can I borrow your car for work
Monday? Mine's making a noise. Sure,

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bring yours into the shop.

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Fantastic. Remember that time the VCR
was making a noise and you thought

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was breaking into the house?

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Yeah, that was weird.

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God, you were tense that night. Want me
to rub your back?

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Wow.

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Thanks.

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So tell me more about the daddy's group.

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How can I say this?

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Well, I can honestly say that it wasn't
what I expected.

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Really? Well, what did you guys talk
about?

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Well, I kind of need to respect
everyone's privacy, but I can

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truthfully say that I found out when 11
men huddle together, they can accomplish

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many goals.

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That is so great.

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So are you going to go back?

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Yeah, yeah. Actually, there's a special
meeting this Wednesday. Oh, how come?

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Well, there's some heavyweight issues to
be decided.

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And we're not coming home till there's a
clear decision.

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Nice.

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I was just checking out my wife's ass.

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Okay, Reverend, I've had this idea for a
couple years now, but I'm just going to

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give it to you. Free.

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It's yours.

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I'm listening. Okay, so you know how
everyone's so diet conscious nowadays,

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know, especially in L .A.? Yeah. Okay,
so here's what I'm thinking.

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Low -fat communion wafers.

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You're kidding, right? No, and I already
came up with a brand name for it. I

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can't believe it's not our savior.

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Fight's about to start. Oh, good. I've
been waiting for this all week.

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All right, let's go, boys.

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Get up.

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Get up.

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Get up!

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It's over.

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Can't believe it's over.

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So what do you guys want to do now?

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Well, I guess we could all just go home.
No, no, no, no, I don't want to go

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home. My wife is there.

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Well, what should we do then?

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What else is on?

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Hey, Reverend, could you get that for
me? Sure. Thanks.

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Better not be one of those Jehovah's
Witnesses.

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What's this?

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Ice fishing.

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They show this on TV.

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They're just a bunch of guys sitting
around watching a hole in the ice.

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A bunch of losers.

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Was that a nibble?

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Greg? It's your wife.

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Oh, my God, what is he doing here?

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You give yourself up if you have to, but
don't betray the group.

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Reverend.

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Reverend, you're hurting me.

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Just as long as you understand.

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Honey, what are you doing here?

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You took the car with the car seat. I
need your keys. Oh, sorry. Here, take it

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easy. Drive safely.

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Wait.

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How's it going?

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Fine.

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Are you guys getting into some serious
issues?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Everyone's opening up. I really got to
go. It's my turn to talk.

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Oh.

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What are you going to talk about?

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I'm going to talk about our wedding.

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About how I felt on our wedding day.

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Sweet.

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Yeah.

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Go. I'll see you later. Okay.

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Greg. Yeah.

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I just wanted to tell you how proud I am
of you for doing this.

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I don't think you really should. No, no.

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You went into this because I wanted you
to, and you embraced it with an open

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heart. It means so much to me.

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I married a good man. Thank you.

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Oh, my God, I'm going to hell.

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Now calm down, son. I know you're
feeling a little guilty right now, but I

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it's important that we stay focused on
the bigger question.

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Do you think she bought it?

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Of course she bought it, because I've
never lied to her before. She believes

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me because she's an honest, decent
person, unlike myself.

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I hope there's cable TV in hell, because
that's where we're all going.

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Stop making such a big deal out of this.

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Oh, come on.

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Why can't we share our feelings a little
so I don't feel like we're lying so

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much? Okay, you want me to share my
feelings? You're driving me nuts.

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Anybody else want a beer? I'll take one.
Me too.

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Come on, everybody. Let me talk a little
bit about my wedding so I don't feel

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like I'm lying.

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I don't know what you feel so bad about.
It's not like we're having affairs.

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We're just watching a little TV.

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Yeah, maybe we don't need to open up and
share our feelings.

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Just because women need to open up
doesn't mean that we do.

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All guys need to do is just sometimes go
off and be guys.

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Yeah, but it's not like we're totally
insensitive human beings. I mean, we

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feelings. Yeah, we just don't always
have to tell everyone about them.

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Yeah, because no one really cares.

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I mean, who wants to hear some guy
blabber about how sometimes late at

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feels a little scared or a little
vulnerable?

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You feel vulnerable?

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No, no, I'm just saying... I'm not
saying that I never feel vulnerable. I'm

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a stone, but...

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You know, sometimes when you're lying in
bed at night playing the what -if game

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in your head, you know, what if
something happens to my wife? What if

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happens to my kids?

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What if something happens to you and you
can't take care of your family?

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Oh, I hate that one.

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Picture yourself lying there in that
hospital bed.

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You see that look in your wife and kids'
eyes that the whole world is crashing

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down? And, of course, you can't tell
them you have these thoughts because

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everyone knows Daddy's supposed to be
Superman.

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Yeah, they tell you they want you to be
sensitive, but the moment you show that

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you're just as scared of your own
mortality or even a bug, well, suddenly

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a wimp.

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Oh, that is so true.

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I hate bugs. I don't care if you're a
man or a woman. A big hairy bug is a big

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hairy bug.

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And when did they get to be the only
ones who get to be sensitive about their

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look? Right. God forbid I ever mention
that she's a little heavy, but any time

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she wants to make jokes about my love
handles, look...

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And I ball.

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And all she can say is, why are you so
sensitive about it? I'd like to see her

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wake up one morning with no eyebrows, so
that would be a tragedy.

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It's just good to know that you're not
the only guy in the world who sometimes

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feels like he's running as fast as he
can, and still, it's just not good

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You are not alone, buddy.

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I love my family, but I'm not Superman.

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Hey, you don't have to be. Not here, not
with us.

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Ah, what the hell? Come on!

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What's going on?

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Nothing, we were just talking.

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Why were you guys hugging?

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I should... I'll be in my room.

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I should get going, too.

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Tony, are you crying? Don't look at me!

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I'll see you next week!

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Uh, you know, actually, maybe it's best
if we, uh, take a break for a few

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months.

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What?

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Yeah, that sounds best.

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What did you do?

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Uh, you sure it's okay if we don't go to
church with you guys?

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00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,790
Nah. We'll miss you in heaven, but let's
be honest, we never really had much of

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a shot anyway.

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00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,490
Oh, that's true.

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So you're cool with me not going to
church?

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Yeah, I know you'd rather watch football
anyway.

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Well, we won't be total heathens. We
will be rooting for the saints.

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At least to cover the spread.

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00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:31,090
All right, well, you guys have a good
time. We'll see you when we get home.

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Which may not be till late in the
afternoon, because we'll probably swing

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mall after church.

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00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,140
Well, we'll probably miss you.

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Hey, can you believe this?

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I mean, we lie to our wives.

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We use the church as a cover. We're
breaking commandments left and right,

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this is how we're punished. A free
Sunday to watch football.

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Just goes to show you the bumper
stickers are true.

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God is a Redskins fan.

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What is that? Oh, this is not right.

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00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,310
Oh, the cable went out.

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We should probably go to church. I'll
get my towel.