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Hey, look at this. This is cool.

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That is cute. Sammy would love this.
Yeah, let me see that.

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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. That's
annoying.

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Okay, I get it. Nothing that makes
noise.

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This is cool. No noise. Take your shoe
off. What? Take your shoe off.

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every night at midnight on your way to
the bathroom.

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Can I get this?

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Shake it.

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All right, now over your head.

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Now just go up and down.

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Why am I doing this?

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Because it amuses me.

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Hey, excuse me. Do you have any trains
that cost less than this?

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No. Look, my son Dominic would really,
really like one of these trains.

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Thing is, I can't afford this, so... You
know where I can find any cheaper ones?

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Maybe you should try a yard sale. Or
root around in a dumpster.

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Hey, you think about getting Dominic a
train set?

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Bet he'd love that.

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No, I don't really like to spoil my kids
with expensive toys.

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I don't want to give them, you know, a
false sense of enlightenment.

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I think you mean entitlement.

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Oh, I forgot.

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Because you're so smart, right?

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Found the box with your mom's old
Christmas lights in it. All right, I

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wait till they're up.

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Guess what else I found?

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Remember my pimp hat?

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I didn't know you used to be a pimp.
Well, it was for a fraternity party. I

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as a pimp and Kim dressed up as my hoe.

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Oh my God, here's a picture of us.

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I look like such a tramp.

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You're wearing my prom dress.

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the dishwasher's fixed.

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Wow, Jimmy, you look like a real
plumber. Thank you.

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I mean, pull up your pants. I could park
my bike in there.

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We still have to get a gift for Mom. You
want to help me shop for perfume?

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Actually, I was thinking, what if we
didn't get Mom perfume this year?

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But we always get Mom perfume.

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Oh, yeah, and we always get Dad the same
old bottle of scotch. Well, you know

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Mom and Dad. If it weren't for scotch
and perfume, we wouldn't be here.

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How about...

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If we got them professional photos of
their grandchildren.

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One of those places at the mall? They're
so cheesy.

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All right, fine.

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Maybe we should just send them a Limp
Bizkit CD and a half a pound of reefer.

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Would that be cool enough for you?

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Did you just say reefer?

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Are we getting the pictures or not?

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Okay, but only if you say reefer again.

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Here's your mail, Jimmy. There's
actually a letter that doesn't say final

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on it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Very funny.

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Actually, it is kind of a final notice.
My Uncle Elton died.

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Oh, gee, sorry.

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Oh, don't be. He was a bastard.

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Yeah, he used to chase me on my bike and
throw batteries at my head.

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Oh, my God, he left me $5 ,000. What a
beautiful, beautiful man.

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That's great news, Jimmy. Which one was
he?

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You remember at the wedding?

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Uncle Touchy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, it was worth it.

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Look at this. I got to go see a lawyer
in Beverly Hills to get my money.

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Wow, $5 ,000.

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That'll brighten up your holidays.

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I mean, $5 ,000 is a lot of money, but
I'm never going to see my uncle out

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again. And that is priceless.

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So what are we going to do with all that
money?

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I know the first thing I'm going to do.
What's that, Jethro? Buy yourself a

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cement pond?

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No, the first thing I'm going to do is
pay you guys back the $2 ,500 you lent

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to get it set up here in L .A.

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Wow, Jimmy.

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What, you seem so surprised.

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Not really. I always knew God would have
to intervene for me to get that money

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back.

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Just sad a man had to die.

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We should all celebrate.

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I think there's some champagne in the
fridge in the garage.

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Oh, actually, Kim, Jimmy and I kind of
celebrated with that the other night.

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What'd you celebrate?

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The fact that we found champagne in your
garage.

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That's okay. I think there's some good
wine in the basement.

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Oh, yeah. Well, about that.

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We should go to the store.

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So, things are going to be a little
different around here after tomorrow.

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Why's that?

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Because I'm not going to owe you money
anymore. You're not going to be able to

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make all those jokes about me being a
freeloader.

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Come on, Jimmy. Those are just jokes.
Well, there's no such thing as just a

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joke. There's always got to be some
truth hidden in it somewhere.

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Admit it. You looked at me differently
since I owed you that money.

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Well, yeah. I mean, anytime you loan
someone money, things are going to

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little. A little? I see the judgmental
look you give me every time I spend a

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little extra money.

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Like the other day when I supersized.

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I think you're being a little paranoid.

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But I did notice you didn't finish your
fries.

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Jimmy, this is so great.

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You know, we're going to pay Kim and
Greg back.

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or buying presents on a credit card,
we're actually going to be able to pay

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You know what?

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I think this is the first Christmas that
I actually feel like an adult.

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What about the first Christmas we spent
together?

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Jimmy, we were 17, drunk on
Jägermeister, and we stole Bob's big

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Yes, but we were tried as adults.

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Here they are.

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Oh, honey, haven't we gotten enough
stuff already?

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I really want to get Dominic one of
these Lionel trains. I always wanted one

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growing up.

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They're kind of expensive.

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Yeah, so what?

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We can finally afford to give our kids
anything they want for Christmas.

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I don't want to be cheap like my dad was
when I was a kid. You know, instead of

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buying me a Lionel train, he made me one
out of his old cigarette cartons.

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Called it the Low Tar Express.

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It would be kind of great to see
Dominic's face when he opens it on

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morning. Yeah.

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Hey, does the Union Pacific come with
the 42 -inch curves, or do the wider

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only come with the Santa Fe?

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I have no idea.

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Could you maybe, you know, find out?

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Could you maybe, you know, read the box?

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Come on, honey. We'll ask someone else.
Yeah, hold on a second. Hey, Blitzen.

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Let me give you a little lesson in
retail, okay?

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I am the customer.

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You are the employee.

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You work for me. Now just do your job
and tell me what the difference is

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these two trains.

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The top one's better. Why?

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Because it's more expensive.

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So it's better for who?

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Look, if you want to save ten bucks and
get the cheap one, go ahead. It's your

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kid. You know what? Never mind.

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Give me both sets.

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Both sets? Will that be all, Mr.

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Rockefeller? Just wrap it up, reindeer
boy, with the good wrapping paper.

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You know, the kind when people open it,
they say, hey, be careful when you open

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that. That's good wrapping paper.

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Can I have both train sets?

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Yes, I want to spoil our kids for once.
You know, if my kid wants a slinky, he

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gets a slinky.

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Not some twisted -up piece of coat
hanger you had to be careful not to cut

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yourself on.

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Special edition slinky my ass. You know
the only thing my parents spent money on

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that Christmas? A tetanus shot.

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Okay, honey, go ahead. Get both trains.

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It's cheaper than therapy.

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I know. I've never gotten this much
stuff in a wall before.

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Well, not since high school when I had
that winter coat with the big pockets.

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Hey, where should I put this stuff in
the guest house so Dominic won't see it?

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Oh, well, put him in the bedroom. After
what he walked in on the other night,

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he's afraid to go in there.

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Christine, I got something for our
little boys I think you're going to

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Jobs?

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You enlisted them in the gay midget
navy.

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They're to wear for the portrait for Mom
and Dad.

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You know, a sailor theme.

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It's not very Christmassy.

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They're just going to look like Huey,
Dewey, and Louie.

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Which I think is very, very cute.

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Well, fine, and put Sam in one and let
my kids dress like two normal human

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beings who happen to have a cartoon
friend.

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Sign right there.

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You know, people say a lot of negative
things about lawyers, but I think you

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guys are awesome.

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Really? I don't get a lot of people who
are happy to be here.

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Yeah, well, today you're my new best
friend.

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Wow. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, like
you said, most people love to pick on

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lawyers. Yeah, but that's not about you.
They're just unhappy with themselves.

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That's exactly what my mom says.

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Yeah, but at least, you know, every once
in a while. Well, I get a day like

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today when I get to see the joy on
someone's face when they receive that

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from a departed loved one. Makes me feel
a little like Santa Claus.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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Yeah.

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You know, a couple people have been so
grateful they've hugged me.

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Yeah, well, we'll see.

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Well,

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here you go. 2 ,698 smackers.

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Wait a minute, that's it? They said it'd
be $5 ,000. What's the rest of it?

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Well, there were taxes, but of course
you knew that.

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Yeah, taxes, I knew that. Yeah, I mean,
it's not like I spent half, then

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promised the other half to my brother
-in -law.

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Yeah, you know, he's gonna love this.
Yeah, now not only can he call me a

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now he can call me an idiot.

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You know, one time someone hugged me
because he was upset.

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Okay, are you ready?

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One, two, three.

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Four, five, six.

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They're not working?

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Maybe we should just get new ones.

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Oh, but I grew up with these lights.
It's a tradition for me.

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All right, I'll try to find a fuse in
the garage.

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I hate going in there.

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Stupid spiders.

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Wow, you guys went all out.

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Yeah. You know, the credit card company
called. There was so much activity on

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the card, they thought it was stolen.

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It would have been wrong to say yes,
right?

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Hey, how'd it go at the lawyers?

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Great. You know, I talked to my mom and
I told her that you were going to

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Beverly Hills and you were coming back
with $5 ,000.

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She asked me if I was going to drive the
getaway car.

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She's a very funny woman.

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I wonder why your father left her.

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Mr. Moneybags, you got $5 ,000 in your
pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I'm, uh, it's none of your business
what's going on in my pant area.

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You know, I used to tell Kim the day you
paid me back would be the day white

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doves flew out of my butt.

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This morning I put my boxers on
backwards so they could find their way

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That's very funny.

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Oh, come on.

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I had to get one last joke in. I'm not
going to be able to do this once you pay

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me.

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Look, Greg, I got to talk to you about
something.

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What? I've been kind of an idiot with
this money stuff.

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Oh, you haven't been an idiot. You're
just in a little debt, that's all. The

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important thing is you're digging
yourself out. When you got that money,

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first instinct was to pay me back. And I
got to tell you, I admire that a lot.

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Oh, time to wipe the slate clean, huh?

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Are you crying?

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Just thinking about my uncle.

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I love it.

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Great. Let's get all hands on deck and
get this party started.

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Anchors away.

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It's so cheesy.

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Are there any other backgrounds?

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Oh.

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Santa

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Fe.

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No.

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Sprigley Light. No.

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at night.

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You're joking, right?

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What? You got to pick the alphabet.

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I like the fourth.

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What? It doesn't make sense.

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Why would sailors be in a fourth?

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Why would little kids be sailors?

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Because it's cute.

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It is cute. Oh, shut it.

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Fine, you know what? We'll just, we'll
go with the beats. Let's just get this

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over with.

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I have to run home and get the hats.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am not
waiting here while you run home to get

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hats. We don't need the hats.

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No, they're sailors. It doesn't make
sense if they don't have hats.

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Pretend they're on shore leave. It gets
crazy. They left their hats in a

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whorehouse. Who cares?

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Look, ladies, there's a line of people
waiting.

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Can we hurry?

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Okay, fine.

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Let's just get this over with.

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What are

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you

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doing? I thought I told you to sweep up.

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I'm sorry. I was just picking up these
puzzles. Some kid knocked them over.

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When you're done, grab a broom. I swept
up half an hour ago. And now you're

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going to do it again.

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Listen, Rudolph, let me give you a
little lesson in retail.

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I am the junior assistant manager.

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You are the part -time holiday help. You
work for me. Now shut your excuse hole

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and get back to work.

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Excuse me.

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I'm looking for one of those squeezy,
scrunchy, silky bath things.

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Yeah, I'm management. Ask him.

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Excuse me, I'm looking for one of those
squeezy, silky bath things.

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Jimmy, what are you doing?

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Nothing, I'm just shopping.

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Well, why are you dressed like that?

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It's the holidays, Greg. Jeez, get in
the spirit, Scrooge.

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What's going on?

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I'm working here.

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Why?

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Because I'm an idiot.

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I didn't know that half the money my
uncle left me went to taxes, so I had to

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take a second job here to pay off my
credit cards.

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Well, why didn't you tell me? I mean, if
you need the money, just take back what

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you gave me. It's not a big deal.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Like, I want to go back to the way
things were between you and me.

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Jimmy, just take the money back.

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Why, so you can make fun of me again?
Please, I have my dignity.

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Listen, just don't tell Christine you
saw me here. She doesn't know I only got

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half the money.

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What does she think you are?

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I told her I was out getting drunk with
my idiot friends.

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I didn't want her to think I was a
loser.

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This doesn't sound like toy talk.

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He's just leaving.

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Yeah, and you might be leaving with him.
You know, I've got high school girls

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dying for your job.

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Catholic school girls.

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Jimmy, take the money.

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I'm not taking the money. That's it.

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You'd rather stay here and take abuse
from that kid? At least I don't have to

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take it at the breakfast inn.

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Nose! I hear ya!

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Hey.

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Greg, come here. I want you to look at
the tree.

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Kim, the lights don't work. I checked
every bulb.

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Yeah? Well, check this out.

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Oh, my God. How did you fix it?

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Jimmy. He fixed it. He did?

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Yeah. Right before he went out drinking
with his idiot friends.

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Hey. Hey, you going to work? Yeah, I had
to pick up an extra shift. One of my

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colleagues won't come out of his house.
He's got a really big zit.

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Are you from Diners Club?

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No. Jimmy Hughes.

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Hi.

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I work for the law office at Mooney and
Fisher.

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I have some money for you. Well, I
already got the money.

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No, the lawyers in Maryland made a
mistake.

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Your uncles will specify that you get $5
,000 after taxes.

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Here's the rest of your money.

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This is unbelievable.

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Wow, good for you, Jimmy. Now you don't
have to go back to that crummy job.

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Wow, thank you.

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Oh, hi, Bob.

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Bob, how do you know Bob?

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Tell Cheryl and the kids I said hello.

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Nice try.

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I just tried. Save it. I gotta go to
work.

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Forgot my damn antlers.

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Jimmy, come on.

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I don't want your charity. It's not
charity.

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Dude, you're insulting me.

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No, I'm not.

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Jimmy, stop.

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I knew you wouldn't just take the money.

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That's why I tried to trick you. But the
truth is, I owe it to you. What are you

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talking about? With all the stuff you do
around here, you've saved me at least

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this much money.

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I mean, you do everything.

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You fix the dryer. You do all the yard
work. You built this thing.

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I don't even know what the hell it is.

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I don't know what they call that either.

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Kim just likes boobin' for you.

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Just saying, you do a lot of stuff
around here.

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You fixed the lights on our tree.

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For crying out loud, you saved
Christmas, Jimmy.

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Greg, I do that stuff because you're
family.

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Exactly, and that's the only reason you
do it. You don't expect payment. You

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don't even complain about it. It's no
big deal.

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Well, it is to me because I can't do it.

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I loaned you some money and I make fun
of you every day. And when I saw that

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you'd rather work at that crummy job and
take crap from that kid instead of come

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to me?

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Jeremy, please, take the money.

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Look, Greg, I'd rather you keep your
money and respect me. I do respect you.

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need you to take this money so I can
respect myself.

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Well, I did save Christmas.

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Thanks.

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Well, thank you. Merry Christmas,
Johnny. Merry Christmas.

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Are you counting it? No, no, no.

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Dominic, can you slow down? You're going
to derail.

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Oh, only sugar.

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I know what you wanted to say.

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Look what grandma said.