1 00:00:00,559 --> 00:00:01,980 Kim, dinner was delicious. 2 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:07,180 This is so great. We never get to see you guys. Well, you know, it's tough 3 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:11,680 Sam. When you guys have kids, you'll see. The first year is just a blur of 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,100 screaming, staying up all night, and trying not to step and throw up. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,820 Just like college without the sex. 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,240 Oh, hey, why don't we go to the Blues Festival in Long Beach this Saturday? B 7 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:25,139 .B. King's playing. 8 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:28,260 Actually, we already have tickets to a concert on Saturday. 9 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,600 Oh, really? Who are you seeing? 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,080 Barney. 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,720 And his friends. 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:34,880 He has friends. 13 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:39,800 The shows are a little tough to sit through for adults, but it's worth it 14 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,400 because Sammy is so interested in music. Yeah, the first couple of times we 15 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,620 went, he would clap, but not on the beat. Now we clap on the beat. 16 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,670 Which is like months ahead of when he's supposed to be doing that. 17 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:55,290 Wow! 18 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,730 That's great. I mean, he's clapping. 19 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,030 On the beat. 20 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:04,370 So, have you guys seen any good movies lately? 21 00:01:04,910 --> 00:01:08,090 Oh, no. Since we had Sam, we don't get out to the movies that often. 22 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:11,450 Yeah, we finally got a chance to rent American Beauty the other night. Oh, 23 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:12,408 wasn't it great? 24 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:14,090 Oh, well, we only saw the first 20 minutes. 25 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,040 After that, Sam ripped his diaper off and started running around. 26 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,780 We got the whole thing on video. 27 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,100 It was adorable. 28 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,680 I'm going to get the tape. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,900 Craig, don't bore them with that. Get the Halloween tape instead. 30 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:34,560 Wait till you see this. Sammy with the cat in the hat. 31 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,520 Did you see the look Sammy gave me when he dropped the Cheerios? He was like, uh 32 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,520 -oh. 33 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:14,460 Rewind that. 34 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:21,580 Gosh, actually, you know what? We should go because we have to get up early. 35 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:22,638 Oh, really? 36 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:28,020 Yeah, I've got to go to the gym and Jeff has to, well, we should go. Yeah. 37 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:32,700 Well, this has been real fun and maybe we should try to do it again real soon. 38 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:33,579 Well, yeah. 39 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:34,820 Maybe. Bye. 40 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,840 Wow. That's kind of quick, huh? 41 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,180 Yeah. Hey, we saw your guests heading out to their car. 42 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,560 Is there any pie left? 43 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,320 Yeah, we never actually got to it. 44 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,540 It left so quickly. 45 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,120 I hope they had a good time. 46 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:57,660 Gosh, I mean, we've been friends with them for so long, but I hate to think 47 00:02:57,660 --> 00:02:58,840 they don't like us anymore. 48 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,380 So, the pie's in the fridge? Yeah, Jimmy, the pie's in the fridge. 49 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:10,410 Hey, guys, I'm sure they had a good time. They probably just had to... Is 50 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:11,410 the Halloween tape? 51 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,110 Yeah, we were showing it to Jeff and Nicole. 52 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:15,690 No wonder they left. 53 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,090 I think that tape is boring, and my kids are in it. 54 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:23,050 Oh, my God. 55 00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:25,030 Oh, we chased them away. 56 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,450 Why did you put that tape in? 57 00:03:28,610 --> 00:03:30,890 Because you told me to. When did you start hitting me? 58 00:03:32,030 --> 00:03:33,030 Hey, Christine. 59 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,320 Grab yourself a pie and let's head back to the guest house. 60 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:41,600 Hold on a second. Kim and Greg are having a special moment. They've just 61 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,020 away their first set of childless friends. 62 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,259 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,900 Oh, yeah. Remember Steve and Maureen? Yeah, I told them the story about 64 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,640 and his floppy hat. Next thing you know, I'm getting sprayed by the gravel 65 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,840 coming off their back tires. 66 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:56,460 Welcome to the club, guys. You're officially boring parents. 67 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,040 Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go enjoy the highlight of our weekend. 68 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,300 Pie. 69 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,540 I want to be in their club. Kim, relax. 70 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,040 It's not that big a deal. 71 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,500 What happened to us? 72 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,260 We used to be a young, hip, sophisticated couple. 73 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,580 Now it seems like we have nothing to talk about anymore except Sam. 74 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:19,540 Okay, so from now on, we'll just talk about other things. 75 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,939 Yeah. 76 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:24,440 But we should set aside some time every night where we can just sit and talk. 77 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:25,920 Yeah, that's a good idea. 78 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:27,940 Let's do it now. 79 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:30,580 Now? You want to talk now? 80 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,800 Yeah. Otherwise, this will turn into one of those things that we say we're going 81 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,040 to do and we never actually do it. Yeah, that happens to us a lot. Someday we 82 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,320 should do something about that, huh? 83 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,520 Come on, Greg. 84 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,180 Fine. What do you want to talk about? 85 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,120 Oh, I don't know. 86 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,879 Current events. 87 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,880 The outside world. 88 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,360 When we first met, we used to talk for hours. 89 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,920 Yeah, but I had a goal then. 90 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,780 Which was to get to know you a lot better, and now I do. 91 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,420 Greg, you said it yourself. We need this. 92 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,920 Now let's just talk. 93 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:15,460 I know, but it just feels so forced. I mean, conversation is supposed to come 94 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:16,460 naturally. 95 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,619 You're right. 96 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:18,620 You're right. You're right. 97 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:20,180 All right. 98 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,840 So, how was work? 99 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:29,320 Work was good. 100 00:05:31,150 --> 00:05:32,150 Anything interesting happen? 101 00:05:33,790 --> 00:05:34,790 No, not really. 102 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,070 Then why was it good? 103 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,390 I don't know. It just was. 104 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:44,070 Why? I don't know why. It just was. Why are you interrogating me? 105 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:48,330 Look, if you don't want to talk about work, then come up with something else 106 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:49,670 talk about. Okay, good. I will. 107 00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:56,310 So some weather we've been having, huh? 108 00:05:57,910 --> 00:05:58,970 Greg, I'm your wife. 109 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:02,090 Not the mailman. You might as well just say, how about those Lakers? 110 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,470 Hey, how about those Lakers? 111 00:06:05,050 --> 00:06:08,970 But you know what? Just forget it. And thanks a lot for trying. What, Kim? I'm 112 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,190 the one trying. You're the one shooting down all my topics. 113 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:14,410 Oh, yeah. You're trying real hard. At least when I don't want to do something 114 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:16,390 you want to do, I know how to fake a little enthusiasm. 115 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,490 Hey! 116 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:27,750 I only had to listen to Pooh Corner six times before Sammy 117 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,750 fell asleep. 118 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:33,160 God, remember how excited I was when Kenny Loggins recorded a children's 119 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,300 Now if I saw him on the street, I swear to you, I'd push him in front of a bus. 120 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:43,380 Listen, Greg, I was thinking about what you said last night about talk time. 121 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,700 And you were right. It was forced. 122 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:47,100 Oh, thank you. 123 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:52,820 So, tonight, I have a bag full of topics that should help us spark conversation. 124 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,060 Well, Kim, how is this not forced? Because no one's forced to think up a 125 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,900 I clicked headlines from the newspapers. 126 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:02,780 Pull one out of the bag and let the conversation begin. 127 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,420 Nina Kingman, 90, dies in her sleep. 128 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,140 Well, I'm not sure what to say. I didn't know the woman. 129 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,020 Other side. 130 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,720 Cloning sheep. 131 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,760 Ooh, that's interesting. 132 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,120 What do you think about that? 133 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,000 I don't know. It's pretty cool, I guess. 134 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,420 But is it ethical? 135 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:30,880 Kim, I'm not sure. Clone them. Don't clone them. I mean, how many sheep do we 136 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,920 need? Is there a shortage of sheep that I don't know about? 137 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,340 Hey, guys. You mind if we watch TV with you? Oh, we're not watching TV. 138 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,580 Oh. Gee, sorry. I didn't realize you guys were fighting. 139 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,180 No, we're not fighting. 140 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,840 We're having talk time. 141 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,299 What's that? 142 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:51,060 It's where we set aside time to, you know, talk to each other. And we're not 143 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:52,060 allowed to talk about Sam. 144 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,340 Just current events, politics, and various cultural topics. 145 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:57,450 Must have been a pretty big fight. 146 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,910 I don't see what the big deal is. Jimmy and I talk about everything. 147 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,830 Oh, well, you want to pick a topic and join us? 148 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,070 Yeah, sure. 149 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:07,590 All right. 150 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:09,870 Genetically engineered foods. 151 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:12,590 Christine? I like them. 152 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,110 Yeah, me too. 153 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:18,250 Yeah. I mean, wouldn't it be cool if you could, like, they could grow an ear of 154 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:23,670 corn so big each kernel was, like, the size of a, like, a human head? Huh. You 155 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,670 know? 156 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:29,200 And then you'd go up and you'd, like, pull a kernel off and put it on your 157 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,440 and you'd just... Yeah, you'd eat it like a steak. 158 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,240 You know? 159 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:36,400 It'd kind of be like a... A corn steak. Exactly. 160 00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:41,260 This is the stupidest conversation I have ever heard. 161 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,380 Okay, my turn. 162 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,300 Smog reaches three -month high. 163 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,320 Wow. Now, see, Kim, that's interesting. 164 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:56,650 Because I just read that kids that grow up in Los Angeles have 30 % less lung 165 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,570 capacity than kids that grow up in the Midwest. 166 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:02,110 That's why I take Sam to that park near the ocean. That way he can play where 167 00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:05,130 the air's a little cleaner. I thought you weren't allowed to talk about Sam. 168 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,110 Why is this so hard? 169 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,830 You and Jimmy have stuff to talk about all the time. 170 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:13,710 Yeah, but me and Jimmy always talk about things we did together, like playing 171 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:17,490 golf or the game or something really stupid like who can eat the most butter. 172 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,940 Probably took five years off my life, but I am the king. 173 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:29,600 That's our problem, Greg. We don't do anything together anymore. 174 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:32,360 Please, Kim, I know I can eat more butter than you. 175 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:36,740 No, I'm talking about doing real stuff together. 176 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:38,620 Like when we were in college, remember? 177 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,980 Oh, we used to go to lectures together, we took classes together, we sang in the 178 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 chorus together. 179 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,760 You were in the chorus? Shut up. 180 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:50,940 Look, Kim, yeah, if we took classes together, we'd have a lot to talk about. 181 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,520 So let's take a class. 182 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,420 Huh? But we should sign up for a class at the local community college. 183 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,640 Something we're both interested in. 184 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,140 Do you really want to go to all the trouble of taking a class? 185 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,400 Well, Greg, I don't want us to be boring to each other. 186 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:12,780 I'm willing to try anything to make our marriage the best it can possibly be. 187 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,840 Aren't you? 188 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,880 Yes, of course. 189 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,580 Yes, yes, yes. 190 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,460 I think the class is a good idea. 191 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,620 Oh, this is going to be so much fun. 192 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,900 Some course catalogs came in the mail the other day. I'm going to go see if 193 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,900 they're still in the trash. 194 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,140 How do women do this? 195 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:41,100 How do they manipulate us to do whatever they want by making us feel guilty? 196 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,840 Oh, is that what it is, manipulation? 197 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,600 Or is it just the fact that we care about the health of our relationships 198 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,900 our kids grow up happy and in a loving home? 199 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,520 I guess you're right. 200 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:54,720 God, you guys are so easy. 201 00:10:58,460 --> 00:10:59,520 Oh, how about this? 202 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 Exploring wine. 203 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,120 Well, that sounds fun. 204 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:06,220 Hey, Timmy, maybe we should take that class. Are you serious? 205 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,660 What? It wouldn't hurt us to get a little culture in our lives. You know, 206 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:13,160 might... Even find a better way to choose wine than, hey, do you think that 207 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,160 will fit in our fridge? 208 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:20,660 Actually, I wouldn't mind learning more about wine. I mean, we're always in 209 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:24,360 restaurants and there's always like a $40 bottle of wine or a $10 bottle. 210 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,720 And to tell you the truth, I don't know the difference. 211 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,140 That is so true. 212 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,360 I know white wine goes with fish and red wine goes with meat. But beyond that, 213 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,460 I'm lost. 214 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,120 Oh, my God. 215 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,540 Look at this. We're talking already. 216 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,860 Yeah, I think this would give us a lot to talk about. Oh. 217 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:45,480 Or you could just sing to her like you used to in chorus, you know? 218 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,680 Oh, Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the bay. 219 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,600 Jimmy, Jimmy, stop it. 220 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,980 Let me remind you of that bully in our jazz dancing class. Oh, Kim. 221 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,660 Good evening, people. 222 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840 Exploring Wine. 223 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,400 Please take a tilde and pass it down. 224 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:23,020 What? 225 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,960 You look so cute. 226 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,840 Stop it. 227 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,500 All right, reading assignments, homework, a test. 228 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:36,540 I paid 80 bucks for this. Somebody better start taking my drink orders. 229 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,710 that I didn't expect there to be so much reading. 230 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,350 Greg, we're here for a reason. 231 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,970 Don't you think we should take this class seriously? 232 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:50,310 Yes, yes, we should take it seriously. I'm just saying, that's a whole lot of 233 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,310 reading. 234 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,630 Okay, I'm going to need a volunteer. 235 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:54,890 Me! 236 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:57,770 Okay. 237 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:03,090 I'd like you to take this cabernet and give me your impression. 238 00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:05,510 Okay. 239 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:21,810 You see, the proper way to judge a table wine is to swirl the subject around in 240 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:26,790 your mouth, making sure it touches each of the four taste centers, and then you 241 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:27,790 spit it out. 242 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:31,850 Oh, wow, I had no idea it was that complicated. Why don't you, uh... Let me 243 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:32,850 that again. 244 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:43,590 Oh, damn, I did it again, huh? 245 00:13:46,220 --> 00:13:47,400 Why don't you give me one more shot, huh? 246 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,920 Jimmy, you're embarrassing me. Let me show you how it's done. 247 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,680 What are you doing? You swallowed too. 248 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:19,920 Did I? 249 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,180 Man, this is complicated. 250 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,380 Well, that was fun. 251 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,240 Yeah, well, Jimmy and Christine really seemed to enjoy it. 252 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440 Thanks for doing this. 253 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,900 It really means a lot to me. 254 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,680 Oh, honey, I'm enjoying it. You know what? I'm learning a lot, too. And you 255 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,380 what? We didn't talk about Sammy once. 256 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,080 I think this class thing was a great idea. 257 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,540 Hey, our first test is next week. You nervous? 258 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:07,060 Not really. 259 00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:11,560 I mean, you know, I already do have a college degree and a job. I don't think 260 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,140 I'm going to get in trouble if I don't get an A. 261 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,580 Yeah, I guess. 262 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:21,220 What? Well, I guess it doesn't matter what. grade we get i just i just thought 263 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,540 that the more seriously we take the class the more we'll have to talk about 264 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:29,100 the better our relationship will be you know what then we'll ace it you want to 265 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,220 start the reading tonight oh no not tonight because i got all week i was 266 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,640 maybe we could go upstairs a little early and do a little humming of 267 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:42,280 you know how i get after three or four glasses of wine 268 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,660 sleepy i know come on we're gonna have to do it fast 269 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:55,939 Oh, man. 270 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,660 Nice try, course boy. 271 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,920 Well, it was an easy class full of hot chicks. 272 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,560 Listen, Greg, about the test tomorrow. 273 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,500 Kim, Kim, I'm taking it seriously. 274 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,700 So you don't know the reading? Yes. 275 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:19,600 All of it? Yes, every word. I know how important this class is to you, and 276 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,480 believe me, I'm taking it very serious. 277 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,140 Oh. 278 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,700 Well, good. 279 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,560 You haven't done the reading yet, have you? Shh, not yet. 280 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,380 The test is tomorrow. 281 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,040 Yeah, well, this is how I study. 282 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:40,960 It's how most people study. 283 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:45,300 They wait until the last second, cram it all in their head, ace the test, and 284 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,239 then forget everything. 285 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,480 It's how our country was built. 286 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,320 I think. I can't remember a lot about history. 287 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,240 All right, genius, I just don't see how you're going to do all that reading in 288 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:54,899 one night. 289 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,500 Come on, Jimmy, I only have to read the first five chapters. 290 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,180 Oh, my God, this whole book is just five chapters. 291 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:06,200 Admit it, man, you're screwed. Why don't you just blow off the test and get 292 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,460 drunk with me and Christine tomorrow? 293 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:11,500 I can't. I mean, this is not just a test for Kim. It's about our relationship. 294 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,819 I can't let her know that I'm not taking this seriously. 295 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,200 Yeah, whatever. 296 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,200 I should probably study, too. 297 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:23,800 Chapter one. 298 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:35,130 When time is up, you'll be passing your test to the person on your right, and 299 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,770 then we will grade the exams together. 300 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:44,970 Oh, man. 301 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,370 I don't know any of the switch desks with me. 302 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,610 What? 303 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:52,150 Kim's on my right. Switch desks with me, and you can grade my tests and give me 304 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,150 an A. 305 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,710 But I just started carving my name in this one. Just get up! 306 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,850 What are you doing? Just switching seats. 307 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:01,590 You're cheating. 308 00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:03,310 No, I'm not. 309 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,230 Not you. 310 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:07,770 You. 311 00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:11,270 What? 312 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,090 This is a cheat sheet. 313 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,690 I don't know how that got there. 314 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,890 This is definitely worth 80 bucks. 315 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,590 think what you want, sir. 316 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,870 But that cheat sheet is not mine. 317 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:37,690 And neither are those. 318 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:49,230 You want to tell me what was going on in there? 319 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,970 I didn't know what else to do. 320 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:57,470 I made such a big deal about taking this class seriously. 321 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,570 All of a sudden, it was the end of the week, and I hadn't done any of the 322 00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:01,570 reading. 323 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,650 Well, then why did you keep asking me if I had done the reading? 324 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:08,030 Because if you hadn't read that whole book, then I could have just admitted 325 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,030 I hadn't. 326 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,710 Well, I wish I hadn't wasted my whole week reading. 327 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:17,850 It's so hard to find time during the week to read. 328 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:22,930 I mean, Sam had three birthday parties, plus Mommy and me, and Jimbury. 329 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:26,790 And then I blocked out all of Thursday so I could study, but Sam kept saying 330 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,790 word zebra. 331 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,320 So... Sam said zebra? 332 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,360 Yeah. Oh, it's so cute. 333 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:34,940 He kept saying it, so I wanted to take him to the zoo so he could see one. 334 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,020 Oh, I can't believe he said zebra. 335 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,820 He's getting so smart. 336 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,139 Oh, I know. 337 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:43,220 He has that funny way of pronouncing his R's like W's. 338 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,800 Zebra. 339 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,420 You know, Kim, he's only going to do that for another couple years. 340 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,440 Hopefully. 341 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:53,620 She told you. 342 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,700 I guess I was just so stressed out about class. 343 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,000 I must have slipped my mind. It's like, what are we doing? 344 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,320 These are the things we need to talk about. This is what's important. 345 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:07,380 I know, but aren't you afraid that if we talk about nothing but Sam, it's going 346 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,380 to get boring? 347 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,980 Kim, you could talk to me about Sam all day long, and I promise you I would 348 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:12,980 never get bored. 349 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,900 I feel the same way. 350 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,940 Can we go home now? 351 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,400 No, actually, we have the sitter for like two more hours. 352 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,520 You want to get a six -pack of beer and make out in the parking lot? 353 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,360 Greg, we're not in high school anymore. 354 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,800 We'll get some wine. 355 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:41,420 Great. I think the appropriate vintage for making out in a parking lot is the 356 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,820 1999 Boone's Farm peach. 357 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:49,200 You know what? I was thinking about what you said, Tim, about us all needing 358 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,200 more culture in our lives. I think you were right, though. 359 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:53,340 Check this out. 360 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:07,170 Would you get this? In a box in the garage marked college memories. Yeah, 361 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:13,150 this. My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. 362 00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:18,490 He's trampling out the vintage where the grapes have wrapped their story. 363 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:22,270 He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terror. 364 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,460 His truth is marginal.