1 00:00:00,479 --> 00:00:01,880 How's the cabbage soup coming, Dad? 2 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:05,480 Great, except you're low on spices, but I think I have some cumin in my 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,480 suitcase. 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,600 When he visits, he brings spices from faraway lands. What is he, Marco Polo? 5 00:00:14,060 --> 00:00:15,320 Hello! Hi! 6 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,600 How was your day at work? Anything exciting happen at the studio? 7 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:23,480 Uh, we had a 402, but I defused the situation before it escalated into a 8 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,480 -blown 501. 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,440 Speak English. 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,120 The bottled water guy parked in Clint Eastwood's spot. I told him to move. 11 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:34,740 What is that smell? 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,900 Oh, my dad flew in this afternoon. 13 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,100 Did he go bad? 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,520 He's making his cabbage soup for dinner. 15 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:45,520 Kim, you know why he's making that cabbage soup? Because he knows I hate 16 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,040 Then don't eat any. Look, he's only going to be here for a couple of days. 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,220 we try not to have this visit end in a fist fight? 18 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,460 He attacked me. 19 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,600 Then you bit him. 20 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,380 And what was with that whole windmill thing? 21 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,020 I was defending myself. 22 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,239 Jimmy! Hey, Dad! 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,680 Hey! 24 00:01:07,180 --> 00:01:08,180 How you doing, Don? 25 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,300 How you doing, Brick? 26 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:11,580 I hope you're hungry. 27 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,520 I'm making a lot of cabbage soup. 28 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,420 Thanks, but I think I'm just going to have a sandwich. 29 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,500 Sandwich? Oh, tell me you're allergic to cabbage, too. 30 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:24,520 My God, get this boy a bubble. 31 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,820 Come on, Christine, it's just a few hours on Saturday afternoon. 32 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:33,100 I mean, I don't want to watch you play softball. Don't you always watch me play 33 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,098 sports in high school? 34 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,200 Yes, because I could sit in the bleachers with my girlfriends and drink. 35 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,800 do that with the kids. They get grumpy when they drink. 36 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,920 So you're playing softball? 37 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,180 Yeah, the security guards on the lot got a team. We're playing the security 38 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:46,180 guards from the mall. 39 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,080 Losers. 40 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,000 Why can't you just go by yourself? 41 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:55,400 Because Dominic's at that age where I want him to start taking an interest in 42 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,220 sports. This is a chance to see how good his old man really is. 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,460 If you want to show him something you're good at, just spit milk out of your 44 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,460 eyes like you did at our wedding. 45 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,580 Ah, crap. 46 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,360 Here, 47 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,200 Dad. Here, try these. 48 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,459 What are those? 49 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,460 They're sleeve guards. 50 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:17,140 I'm always splashing stuff on my sleeves when I'm cooking, so I made these one 51 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,140 day. Oh. 52 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,220 What's that? These are great. 53 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,300 Thanks. You made these yourself? 54 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,440 Did I raise a smart daughter or what? 55 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,300 A couple of smart daughters. 56 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,060 Remember that dessert you made, that pudding that I love so much? 57 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,020 What was that called? 58 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,880 Instant pudding. 59 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,440 You made a special topping on it. What was that? 60 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:42,900 Cool whip. 61 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 I love you, honey. 62 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,080 I love you too, Daddy. 63 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,520 Flatter me, come on. Oh, Dad, I don't want to... No, no, try it. Flatter me. 64 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,560 Come on, let's go. 65 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Do it, do it. 66 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,420 Dry as a bone. 67 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:01,300 I think you got something, honey. 68 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,400 Yeah, Cam, you should sell these. 69 00:03:03,820 --> 00:03:07,300 You know, people buy anything. Jimmy, remember when we bought that toilet seat 70 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,300 with all those coins in it? 71 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,300 Remember when we cracked it open and paid the pizza guy? 72 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,700 Thanks, but I'm a little bit too busy changing diapers and cleaning up spills 73 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,700 start my own business. 74 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,620 Hey, look at this. Some poor guy jumped off a building. 75 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,740 But his family wishes they spent more time with him. You know, spending 76 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:31,100 at the park together, showing an interest in the things Dad does. 77 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,600 Yep, every day with your kids is precious, folks. You don't get this time 78 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,820 Oh, the cat's in the cradle and a silver spoon. 79 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,100 The little boy blue and the man in the moon. 80 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:49,040 Shut up, I'm going to the softball game. 81 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:51,220 Thank you. 82 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,960 But we'll get together then. 83 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,840 It's not the same game anymore. The refs don't call anything. 84 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,400 It's anarchy out there. 85 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:12,540 Traveling. 86 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:15,940 Traveling. 87 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:19,399 Palming. 88 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,980 Oh, cool. The game's on. 89 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,180 Traveling. 90 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:32,980 Hey. Hey, what's all that stuff? 91 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:40,120 Well, I was at the fabric store, and I started thinking about how much my 92 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,460 dad loved my sleeve guards. 93 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:45,180 You know, maybe I really could sell them. Anything you put your mind to? 94 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:46,399 You can do. 95 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,920 Really? Where are you going to sell them? Out in the front yard like a 96 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,920 stand or something? 97 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,100 No, no. There's a craft fair at the Civic Center this weekend. 98 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,900 I'm going to stay a few extra days. I'll help you set up the booth. 99 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:57,940 Oh, this is going to be so much fun. 100 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,680 Oh, I have to go to a few more fabric stores. 101 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,740 So I need you to watch Sammy. 102 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,740 He needs dinner and a bath around 7 .30. 103 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,020 Bedtime is at 8 sharp. Read three books and make sure you leave on the 104 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,120 nightlight. Here you go. 105 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,460 Nightlight? 106 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:16,200 When are you going to be back? 107 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,400 It's not like I just put a bomb in your hands. It's your son. 108 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:25,000 Well, Kim, I know that. I can take care of Sammy. Well, good, because I'm really 109 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,920 going to need your help every night this week. I've got a lot to do between now 110 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:28,679 and Saturday. 111 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:29,980 Well, yeah, of course. 112 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:31,380 Oh, thank you. 113 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:35,260 Just think, if this goes well, a year from now, you could be a stay -at -home 114 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:36,260 dad. 115 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,300 So you guys really think she's going to sell a lot of these sleeve guard things, 116 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,480 huh? Not a chance. 117 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,840 I smell a stinker. 118 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:51,680 Then why would you encourage her? For the same reason you should, because I 119 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,020 her. She's my daughter. Any idea she has, I support it. 120 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:56,840 No matter how stupid it is? 121 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,420 I let her marry you, didn't I? 122 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:08,880 Is Sammy still sleeping? Yeah, I hope he doesn't wake up soon. I gotta do the 123 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,400 dishes and two more loads of laundry. 124 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,920 Okay, who left the milk out? 125 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,050 What do you people think this is, a restaurant? 126 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:19,670 Oh, my God. Give me a glass of scotch and a cigarette and I'd be my mother. 127 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:23,830 Here, sit down. I want to show you some of the arm prints. 128 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,449 The what? 129 00:06:25,450 --> 00:06:26,429 Arm prints. 130 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:27,430 Great name, huh? 131 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:28,850 I don't get it. 132 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,290 Arm prints. 133 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:32,730 Aprons for the arm. 134 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:34,170 Arm prints. 135 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:37,630 That doesn't make sense. I mean, aprons aren't prints for your ape. 136 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:41,190 Don't be so literal, honey. It's just a catchy name. 137 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,720 I used to come up with them at the ad agency all the time. 138 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,520 You sure didn't make a lot of them, huh? 139 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,900 Well, I didn't want to run out. 140 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,080 Here, look at some of the patterns they come in. 141 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,740 We've got sports themes. Wow. 142 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,080 Holiday themes. 143 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,280 Formal wear. 144 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,400 And cow print. 145 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,200 Oh, cow prints. 146 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,860 Those are very hot affairs these days. Some of those crazy old ladies would buy 147 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,080 a bag of dog crap if it had cow print on it. 148 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,630 So you're... pretty excited about this, right? 149 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,030 Oh, yeah. I can't wait. 150 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:15,310 Yeah, yeah. Let's just see how you do today. 151 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:19,470 I mean, I hope it's a huge success, but, you know, if it doesn't work out, at 152 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,070 least you know you gave it a good try, right? 153 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,110 What does that mean? 154 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:25,450 What? 155 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,910 Greg, you think this is a good idea, right? 156 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:29,910 Yeah. 157 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:34,870 Your voice went up. 158 00:07:35,250 --> 00:07:36,250 What are you talking about? 159 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:39,210 When you said, yeah, your voice went up. It sounded fake. 160 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:40,580 You're hearing things. 161 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,040 Greg, do you think my armpits are a stupid idea? 162 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,680 No. 163 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,520 Oh, my God. If you think this is a stupid idea, just tell me. 164 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,380 All right. You think it's a stupid idea? 165 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:12,000 It's not that big a deal. Everyone has stupid ideas. Apparently, me being 166 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,240 with you a few seconds ago was my stupid idea. 167 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,720 So I'm just stupid? 168 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,860 No, you're not stupid. The arm prints are stupid. 169 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:25,640 And when I say stupid, I just don't know how practical they are. 170 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:29,760 Oh, I see. So now you're the expert when it comes to cooking. And this is from 171 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,059 the genius who cooks hamburgers in the toaster. Well, I'll tell you one thing. 172 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,120 They fit, they're hot, and once I put out the fire, they were delicious. 173 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:42,010 And for your information, I have fed Sammy by myself every night this week 174 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:44,030 you were out saving the world from arm stains. 175 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:48,450 You'll see who's stupid when my arm prints are the hottest thing at the 176 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:52,110 fair. Well, yeah, I'm sure they'll sell like hotcakes. I know I would spend $10 177 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,910 on something to protect my sleeves. And wait a minute, maybe I could just do 178 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:55,910 this. Maybe that would work. 179 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:05,190 Seems like they just keep lowering the ground every year, huh, honey? 180 00:09:06,239 --> 00:09:09,440 Can you stop making fun of me? Here comes my boss. Hey, Lloyd. Hey, Jimmy. 181 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,700 Hey, this is my wife, Christine. 182 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,500 This is Dominic. This is Logan. 183 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,520 They're here to watch their dad hit a home run. 184 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,740 Yeah, nice to meet you. 185 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:17,820 Christine, have you ever played softball? 186 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,040 I played a little bit in high school. We need two women to play before we 187 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,620 forfeit. And one of our women just called and said she couldn't make it. 188 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,780 What about your wife? No, she stinks. 189 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,200 Christine can't play. I mean, who's going to watch our kid? 190 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,500 Jimmy, I'm sorry. We've got more than enough guys. We need a woman. 191 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,310 Here. 192 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:42,690 All right. Okay. 193 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:44,630 All right. 194 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,190 Everybody, team, huddle up. Let's go. 195 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:49,190 Christine? 196 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,470 Yeah? 197 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:55,490 Here's my balls. You might as well take these, too. 198 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:04,730 All right, Sam. 199 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:09,170 Let me just sit you down for one second, and I'll be right back. 200 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:19,580 I know mama doesn't like you to watch TV unless it's an emergency, but daddy 201 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:23,140 hadn't gone to the bathroom in six hours and I've had four ice peas. 202 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,420 Believe me, we have an emergency. 203 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,960 So glad you're here. Lou and I just discovered something amazing with our... 204 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,780 Okay, let's turn it off. Can I turn it off? 205 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,720 What? 206 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,240 Oh, you want to see it one more time? 207 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,320 But how about maybe we can read some books now? 208 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:11,880 Okay, well, look, you can watch it one more time, but that's it, okay? Just one 209 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,880 more time. 210 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:32,630 How does everything look? 211 00:11:32,970 --> 00:11:34,170 Beautiful, sweetheart. Beautiful. 212 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,770 I just hope we bought enough of them. 213 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:39,850 Do you really think people are going to buy these, Daddy? 214 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,110 Of course they're going to buy them. 215 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,690 Look at some of these other nut jobs they're selling. 216 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,830 Those darny hangy things. Well, who's going to buy one of those? 217 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:49,790 Well, they're macrame, Dad. They're for plants. 218 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,310 What? 219 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,870 You put a potted plant in that and then you hang them. 220 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,230 Oh, you mean like from a ceiling or a roof? 221 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,550 Yes, exactly. 222 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:58,870 I'll be back in a minute. 223 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,880 Dominic, remember, that guy's going to throw the ball to Mommy, and she's going 224 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,020 to swing the bat and try to hit it as far as she can. 225 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,940 Go on, 226 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:22,900 Mommy! Hey, Jimmy, there's two outs in the last inning, and we're down by a 227 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,560 You want a bat for Eddie? He stinks. 228 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,880 Sure. You watch my kids for me? Sure. 229 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:30,660 All right, Dominic, watch this. Enough talking. Daddy's going to show you how 230 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,660 it's done. 231 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,770 I did hit it kind of far, didn't I? 232 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,950 Are you going to run around the bases now? 233 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:16,270 Yeah, you want to run them with me? 234 00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:19,030 Cool. No, Dominic, that's not the way to... No. 235 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:24,510 Sammy, 236 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:33,410 please, no more blues clues. We've seen it seven times. 237 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:36,250 We've seen it seven times, sweetie. 238 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,070 Okay? Don't you want to play with your blocks? 239 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,360 It's rewinding. You would think you would know the drill already. 240 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,120 Okay, okay. One more time. That's all. 241 00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,359 That's all. 242 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,360 That's all. 243 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,620 That's all. That's all. 244 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,380 There it is. It's on. 245 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,820 Oh, hi. 246 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:08,180 Come on in. We are going to play blue school because it's really fun. 247 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,060 We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's really fun. 248 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,480 Oh, hi! 249 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,720 We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's really fun. 250 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,280 Oh, hi! 251 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,540 We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's really fun. 252 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:33,040 Oh, hi! We are gonna play blues, blues, cuz it's really fun. 253 00:14:44,940 --> 00:14:45,940 What's going on? 254 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,520 Look, I don't know how the other guy understands you, but I have no idea what 255 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,220 you're saying. Now, how do I get out of here? 256 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,400 Oh, I get it. 257 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,860 That's how I'll figure it out. I have to find clues. 258 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:07,620 Blue's clues. 259 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,180 I have to find a paw print. 260 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,560 That's the first clue. 261 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,800 We put it in the notebook, and then what do we do? 262 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,620 Blue's Clues. 263 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,380 Blue's Clues. 264 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,420 Come on. 265 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,920 Jimmy, what are you doing here? Come on. 266 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,160 You've lost your mind. Let's get out of here. But I'm about to play Blue's 267 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,680 Clues. I have to find the notebook. Where's the notebook? 268 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,560 I'm playing blues clues. 269 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,900 You used the tape to keep the little guy quiet, didn't you? 270 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,760 Yeah, I was dreaming I was in the show. 271 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,620 Yeah, those tapes will drive you crazy. 272 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,340 Tell you what, Craig, why don't you get out of the house and I'll watch Sammy? 273 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,620 Oh, thanks. 274 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,220 I would like to kind of see how Kim's doing down at the crafts fair. 275 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:03,000 Yeah, I'll go with you. You want to go to a crafts fair? Look, she's here alone 276 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,460 with three kids. If I don't get out of here now, I'm getting one of them. 277 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,640 Sammy? 278 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,340 I don't understand this. 279 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,560 We haven't sold any. 280 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,500 Not one. 281 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,580 It's like they hate us. No, no, they don't hate us. 282 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,560 They just don't understand the unique product. 283 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,960 All right? They're stupid. 284 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,760 That's what it is. Yeah, you're stupid. 285 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,340 Yeah, you, you, you, you. 286 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,380 You're idiots. 287 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:36,559 All right? 288 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,400 It's like pearls to swine. 289 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,580 Come on, Dad. They already warned us once. 290 00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:49,730 Let's just go over there. No, she'll be humiliated. Man, I knew this was going 291 00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:50,910 to happen. I've got to do something. 292 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,530 Excuse me, sir. How would you like to make $10? 293 00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:55,730 What do I have to do? 294 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:57,169 Here's the $20. 295 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,650 Go over there and buy one of those things from that lady there. 296 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,970 She'll give you back $10 change and you can gladly keep it. 297 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,310 No problem. 298 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,960 Wow, that's great, honey. I guess I was wrong. 299 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,380 Yes, you were. 300 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:32,300 Honey, where do you want me to put the arm prints? 301 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,200 I told you to drop those off at Goodwill. 302 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,480 They wouldn't take them. 303 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,960 Then go find a dumpster. 304 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,200 Okay, honey. And when I'm throwing them in the dumpster, I'm going to wear the 305 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,440 arm prints so I don't get garbage in my... Just go, Dad! 306 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,560 All right, we didn't sell... any of them. 307 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,820 Go ahead. Do your little happy dance. 308 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,600 Kim, I'm not happy. 309 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,860 I didn't want you to fail. That's why I tried to say something to you this 310 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,280 morning. I know. 311 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,960 I was just... I was having such a good time. 312 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:14,500 I felt like I was planning and doing something. I had a project. 313 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,460 It was exciting. 314 00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,100 I felt like I did when I was working. 315 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,520 You miss work? Is that what this is all about? 316 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:23,780 No, it's... 317 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,880 And working hard and having someone tell me I did a good job. 318 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,580 Kim, you take care of our son and you're great at it. And if you don't realize 319 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,940 that, then it's my fault. 320 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,840 I'm the one that should be telling you you're doing a good job. It's not the 321 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,480 same thing as a real job. No, it's not. I agree. It's harder. 322 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,000 Trust me, I took care of Sammy by myself every night this week and I sucked at 323 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,960 it. Come on, you did fine. 324 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,880 You weren't there. Things were not fine. 325 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:56,730 I only gave him a bath twice. Laundry got so piled up, I started hiding it all 326 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,730 over the house. 327 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:02,130 I lost his toothbrush three days ago, and Thursday night, I completely forgot 328 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,250 give him dinner. You forgot to give him dinner? 329 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:08,350 Well, the night got away from me. I don't know how you do it. I mean, if it 330 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:12,230 up to me to raise him, he'd be a skinny, dirty, toothless, TB -addicted 331 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,230 hillbilly. 332 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:15,930 Ken, listen to me. 333 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,130 Sammy is smart. 334 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,250 He's curious. He's aware. 335 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,460 And this is all because of you. 336 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:26,060 And if you don't feel what you do is special, then it's my fault for not 337 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,260 you enough. And I'm sorry. 338 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080 I love you. 339 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,180 Thank you. 340 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,640 That means a lot. 341 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,700 Are you going to get that? 342 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,980 I would, but it's just you're so good at it. 343 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,890 you, Sammy won't go to sleep without watching Blue's Clues. 344 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,830 I had to sit through it 20 times. 345 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,710 Oh, sorry about that. 346 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,770 Oh my God. 347 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,230 You're Steve from Blue's Clues. Yeah. 348 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,070 It's okay. You're just dreaming. 349 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:09,629 I am? 350 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:13,490 Yeah. It happens to a lot of mothers, but don't worry. You'll wake up soon. 351 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,040 So you want to make out? 352 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,100 Yeah, sure.