1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:04,490 I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about these low -budget 2 00:00:04,490 --> 00:00:05,490 independent movies. 3 00:00:05,550 --> 00:00:09,310 I know. The sound was terrible. It was so dark. And then there was that long, 4 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:12,950 boring wedding sequence where I had no idea who any of the characters were. 5 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:14,370 What made you rent this? 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,149 I didn't rent it. I found it. 7 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:21,070 Well, at least we didn't have to get a babysitter. 8 00:00:21,490 --> 00:00:24,510 You know, I think that last one was snooping around in our special drawer. 9 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:30,650 Oh, hey, Christine. I think there's some space in the Mommy and Me group 10 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:34,780 tomorrow. You think Logan and Dominic might enjoy it? Oh, God, yes. I could 11 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:35,800 a day with them out of my hair. 12 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:40,280 No, Christine, you have to come, too. You're the mommy in Mommy and Me. 13 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,580 Oh. Okay, I'll go. You're going to love it. Greg's been coming with us every 14 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:45,640 week since Sammy was born. 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,320 Yeah, but gosh, if Christine and I are both going, it's going to be kind of 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,060 crowded. I guess we'll have to take more than one car. 17 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,820 Greg, save it. You don't have to come. 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,640 I was just thinking about the environment, that's all. 19 00:00:58,780 --> 00:01:00,500 I can't believe this. 20 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,480 A free Saturday to relax and do nothing. 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,820 I haven't had one of those since the Saturday before I met Kim. 22 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,720 We're getting a whole Saturday off? 23 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:14,300 What kind of mommy and me group is this? Oh, no, it's not just mommy and me. 24 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,640 Then Kim drags you to the merry -go -round. Then there's jimboree, fun 25 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,020 connection, music together. 26 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,780 Oh, Christine's going to be pissed when she finds out about this. 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:22,939 Are you going to tell her? 28 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:24,040 She's not going to be pissed at me. 29 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:39,540 Dominic, honey, someone needs to be talking into the other one. 30 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:42,840 Hello, hello, hello. 31 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:47,080 No, sweetie, you need to use both of those to make it work. 32 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:48,900 Hello, hello, hello. 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,320 Don't worry. Maybe you'll be good looking. 34 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,079 All right. 35 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,700 I'm almost finished packing up. 36 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,080 Where's all your stuff? 37 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,380 Aren't you at least bringing diapers? 38 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,160 A diaper is like a piece of gum. You smell bad enough, somebody will give you 39 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 one. 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,360 Are you guys heading out? Yeah. 41 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,540 I bet you are going to enjoy your day off. 42 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:19,020 A day off? It's not like I look forward to a day away from my wife and kid. I'm 43 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:22,140 just going to be rambling around this empty house trying to find something to 44 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,059 do. 45 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,060 Greg, you're smiling. 46 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,440 What? 47 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,720 Oh, sorry. 48 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,120 Have fun. You have fun. Bye, Sammy. 49 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,680 All right. We've got the whole day to ourselves, my friend. We can do whatever 50 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,400 we want. Oh, no. I've been looking forward to this for a long time. 51 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,900 What are you doing? 52 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,480 Reading. 53 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,160 Why? 54 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:48,180 I happen to enjoy it. 55 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,120 I've got a new book. 56 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,160 Greg, reading's what you do when the kids are asleep and your wife wants to 57 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,860 talk. Hey, I thought we'd do something together. Like what? 58 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:00,440 How about a little wrestling? 59 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,220 With each other? 60 00:03:03,679 --> 00:03:06,700 On TV. Man, it's been a long time since you've been alone, huh? 61 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,660 I don't want to watch TV. 62 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,400 All right, then let's go out. You know, it's a beautiful day out. It's L .A. 63 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,500 Hey, you want to play some golf? 64 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,420 Oh, yeah, like we can just play golf. We don't have a tee time. 65 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,300 People in L .A. make reservations weeks in advance. 66 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:19,978 Yeah, hi. 67 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:25,560 My foursome has a tee time at 11 .16 today, but I forgot what name it's 68 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,720 Could you? 69 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:30,400 Yeah, that's it. Rob Stoker. Yeah, could you cancel that for me? 70 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,480 Yeah. Yeah, okay, thank you. 71 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,200 What are you doing? 72 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,860 Yeah, hi, my name is Jimmy Hughes. 73 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:49,420 Yeah, I was wondering if you had a tee time, say, around, I don't know, 11 .15? 74 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 11 .16? 75 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,040 Let me check. 76 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,480 Yeah, I guess that'll work. All right. 77 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:05,570 to do is pretend we got a goofy accent, we're in. 78 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:08,470 That's stupid. I'm not pretending to have a goofy accent. 79 00:04:08,690 --> 00:04:09,690 Yeah, just like that. 80 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,650 Like what? This is how I talk. Perfect. Cut it out. 81 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,430 Oh, man, that was great. 82 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,590 I love golf. I just can't believe it takes six hours. 83 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:23,449 Yeah, I know. 84 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:27,010 Every guy out there has a wife and kids at home waiting for him. 85 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:31,090 You think they'd come up with a way to stretch it out a little longer. 86 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:33,430 So, um, 87 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:36,150 To be honest, that was a little bit better than reading a book, huh? 88 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,489 Yeah, it was. 89 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:41,130 Yeah. And if Christine wasn't there to fill in for you today, you probably 90 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:43,090 would have gotten to do this, huh? Yeah, that was great. 91 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:45,610 So, anything you want to say to me? 92 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:48,070 Like what? 93 00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:51,770 Like, thanks, or I'm glad you moved here. 94 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,650 You're a little needy, aren't you? 95 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,190 Come on, man. I mean, you're always calling me. 96 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:06,970 No, I guess it's not. 97 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,070 What are you doing? 98 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:11,210 I'm going to give you a big hug. Why? 99 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:14,730 Because I feel like it. See, this is your problem, man. You're uncomfortable 100 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:15,730 showing affection. 101 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,050 No, I'm not. 102 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:30,610 Enough, enough. 103 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:32,090 You smell like you're sweating Fritos. 104 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:34,650 We're back. 105 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:37,190 Hey, how was it? Oh, it was great. 106 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,170 Everyone was at Mommy and Me. 107 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:41,650 And then we did the merry -go -round on the beach. 108 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,670 Music together was so cute. 109 00:05:44,150 --> 00:05:46,170 And then the best part, at Gymboree... Where's Christine? 110 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:47,590 Oh, she was right behind me. 111 00:05:49,370 --> 00:05:51,410 Did, uh, Christine have fun? 112 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:52,650 I think so. 113 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:06,290 family. Oh, shush. I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go put Sammy down for a 114 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:09,310 nap. Here, Christine, I'll put the guys to bed. 115 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,010 Oh, do whatever you want with them. 116 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,070 Greg, you do this every Saturday? 117 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:20,670 Except for the Saturday I broke my collarbone. 118 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:22,950 That weekend we did it on Sunday. 119 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:26,310 She is non -stop. 120 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:29,010 You know she made us walk the entire Venice Beach boardwalk? 121 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:32,470 I almost got my nipple pierced so I could sit down for 15 minutes. 122 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,250 She's got so much energy. 123 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:39,070 You should see her when it rains and she's trapped in the house. She's like a 124 00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,350 hummingbird in a shoebox. 125 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,350 She can get a little crazy. 126 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:47,070 I thought having a kid would slow her down, but this has made her worse. 127 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:52,190 You know what one of the other ladies in Music Together calls her? Oh. 128 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:54,870 Genghis Mom. 129 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:03,310 To tell you the truth, Sammy's lucky to have a mother like that. My mother's 130 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:07,050 idea of a mother -son activity was a little game called Find Mommy's Lighter. 131 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:10,330 What are you guys doing? 132 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:14,650 Hey, just talking about how great a mother you are and how lucky Sam is to 133 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:16,170 you. That is so sweet. 134 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:20,710 They are out cold. Hey, Christine, we can do whatever we want tonight without 135 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:21,910 worrying about waking him up. 136 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:26,410 Jimmy, I am so tired. You can do anything you want tonight without waking 137 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 I'll take it. 138 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,920 I think you wore Christine out. 139 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,640 No, that's just because it was her first week. Next week she'll do much better. 140 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,600 Next week? 141 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,760 There's not going to be a next week. 142 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,080 What? 143 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,200 I'm not going next week. Why not? 144 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,000 Because it's a little too regimented for me. I don't want that kind of structure 145 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 for our kids. 146 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,300 Oh. 147 00:07:53,660 --> 00:07:54,660 That figures. 148 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,180 What's that supposed to mean? 149 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,440 Nothing. No, no, no. 150 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:01,880 I know what it means. 151 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:04,140 You're judging the kind of parent I am. 152 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,200 We just have different ways of raising our kids, that's all. 153 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,480 Yes, but you think your way is better. 154 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,100 Yes, I do. That's why I've chosen it to be my way. 155 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:20,040 You know, look, everyone has different ways of parenting. You know, Kim has her 156 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,120 way. You have your way. I have my way. 157 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,180 Your way is to let me do everything. 158 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,320 Look, don't get mad at me. She's the one calling you a bad mother. 159 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,940 You know what? This is just like you. You're always trying to tell me how to 160 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:36,380 live my life. Christine, I'm just trying to help you make good decisions, 161 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:39,100 especially now that they don't just affect you. They affect your kids. 162 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,600 Yeah, well, don't worry about my kids, okay? Because somehow, miraculously, 163 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:47,520 they're happy and healthy without having every minute of every day scheduled for 164 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,840 them by some control freak. 165 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,300 Control freak? 166 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:54,300 At least I try to be a good mother. Yeah, you try to the point of driving 167 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,960 everyone else crazy. Your own husband says you're crazy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, 168 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,960 hey. 169 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:02,560 I said a little crazy. 170 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,720 I said a little crazy. 171 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,300 What? 172 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,860 You know, in a good way. 173 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,320 Like a fun crazy. 174 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,820 Like, you know, she's so crazy. 175 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:22,420 Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell her what her nickname is. Christine, please. 176 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:25,000 What? My nickname, Greg? 177 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,100 Genghis Mom. 178 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,180 Genghis Khan did a lot of good things that people don't know about. I think he 179 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,460 brought horses to Western Europe. 180 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:38,940 Okay, well, how about this? I have a nickname for the kind of mother that 181 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:39,940 Christine is. 182 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:41,460 Lazy Duke. 183 00:09:45,180 --> 00:09:46,360 As in Daisy Duke? 184 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,940 From the Dukes of Hazzard? 185 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,280 Oh, like Genghis Mom was so funny. 186 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:55,910 I'll tell you what. 187 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:59,090 Why don't you raise your kids your way, and I'll raise my kids my way? 188 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:00,629 Fine! Fine! 189 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,630 Come on, Jimmy. 190 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,370 See ya. 191 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:10,170 I think Genghis Khan also brought spices to the Netherlands. 192 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:21,450 I can't 193 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,650 believe the kids are still asleep. 194 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,960 Having a day with Kim is better than when the doctor put him on Benadryl. 195 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,640 Where are you going? 196 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,280 In the house. Grab some breakfast. 197 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,580 Oh, so what? You can eat their food and Kim can judge us some more? 198 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,580 Just some cereal. 199 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,300 Look, I've got your breakfast right here. 200 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,320 From now on, we're eating in the guest house. 201 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,900 Well, we can't eat in here. 202 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,280 There's no TV. 203 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:50,810 Yeah, well, get used to it. because we're not going in their house anymore. 204 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:54,910 Christine. Look, it's bad enough that we're stuck in their guest house, but 205 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:57,590 now on, we're living our life as separate as possible. 206 00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:00,590 Okay? I don't need her constantly watching the way I do things. 207 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,910 We can have a perfectly nice breakfast here. 208 00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,250 Now, what do you want? 209 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:08,670 Cinnamon or strawberry? 210 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:10,370 We can't even heat them up. 211 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,010 Don't get warm in your mouth. Eat. 212 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,210 What are you doing? 213 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,100 Same thing I do every Sunday, watching the Redskins game. What are you doing? 214 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,560 Well, I was going to take Sammy to the amazing corn maze. 215 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,859 What's that? 216 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:29,640 Oh, it's this great maze that's cut through a cornfield. You can get lost in 217 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,640 for hours. 218 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,980 Why? 219 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,220 For fun. 220 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:39,060 I don't know how much fun it's going to be, though, with just me and Sammy. 221 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,360 And I'm definitely not asking Christine to go with me. 222 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,300 So, stay home. 223 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,140 Or... 224 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,370 come with us. 225 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,390 I'll get the keys. 226 00:11:51,850 --> 00:11:54,550 Great. Could you pack some juice boxes and goldfish for Sammy? 227 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,210 How long do you think we're going to be? 228 00:11:56,770 --> 00:12:00,050 Oh, well, it depends on how long it takes Sammy to get through it. 229 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,010 The big kids do it in an hour and a half. 230 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,510 Maze took longer than we thought. 231 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,410 But the other activities were fun. 232 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,610 You were in the petting zoo for a long time. 233 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,470 I fell asleep in the petting zoo. 234 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,290 I only woke up because the llama spit on my face. 235 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,590 God, I hoped I was spit. 236 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:53,610 Thank you for being so good about this. I appreciate it. 237 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:57,110 Well, Sammy had a good time. That's all that matters. 238 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:58,490 Are you hungry? 239 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,590 No, I'm starving. 240 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,450 Great. Why don't you light the grill and we'll have a picture? in the backyard. 241 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:12,430 Oh, great. 242 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:13,950 What? 243 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:19,810 Kim, we're bound to bump into them once in a while. They live in our backyard. 244 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:22,410 Hey, guys. 245 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,170 Ow. 246 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:26,970 You know, there's places I can go where they'll protect me from you. 247 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,210 I'm looking at them. 248 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,900 Stop throwing rocks in her bucket. You're making us look stupid. 249 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,500 Where are you going? 250 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,380 I'm not staying back here with her. We'll have our picnic at the beach. 251 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,120 The beach? 252 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:47,300 This is ridiculous. You guys are acting like children. 253 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,200 I want to watch TV. 254 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,020 Too bad. 255 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,840 Christine, you can't keep avoiding them, okay? We live in their guest house. Why 256 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,620 don't you just go inside and talk to her? 257 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,220 Why don't you just get a job so we can find our own place? 258 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,300 I can't talk to you when you're like this. 259 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:12,480 I'm just saying, when I see two sisters who I know love each other fight like 260 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,980 this, it makes me sad. 261 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,660 Uh -oh. 262 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,320 I think I better change Sammy. 263 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,470 want me to make up with Christine so you don't have to do all our family 264 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,250 activities. Kim, I got spit on by a llama. 265 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:34,990 At best. 266 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:37,270 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 267 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,830 Pass that stuff in the car and I'll go get your swimsuit in case you want to go 268 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:43,830 in the water with Sammy. 269 00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:07,740 Yes, I hear you. 270 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,160 Greg, can you read me? 271 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:14,580 I said yes. Quit messing around. Kim's going to be back any second. You idiot. 272 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,960 Greg, if you can hear me and are talking into the walkie -talkie, remember, you 273 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,720 have to push the red button. 274 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,640 Hello. 275 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,700 It's about time, man. 276 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,880 Christine won't let me go into your house. 277 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,460 I tried talking to her, but she's being so stubborn. 278 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,240 I know, Kim, too. 279 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,220 Look, I can't talk long. 280 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,960 Who won the Redskins game? 281 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,600 I don't know. I've been out all day, and now I've got to go to the beach. 282 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,060 This sucks. 283 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,480 I know. How long do you think they're going to stay mad at each other? 284 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,780 I don't know, but we've got to come up with something. And talking to them 285 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,160 working. Well, what are we going to do? Monday night football is tomorrow night. 286 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,500 I'll think of something. 287 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,560 Well, I hope so, because I've got nothing. 288 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:00,980 Look, I've got to go. 289 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:08,820 I don't know. 290 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,160 I miss you. 291 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 What? 292 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,340 Nothing. 293 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:27,520 Listen, put the lock button down on the walkie -talkie and put it next to the TV 294 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,780 so I can listen to the late game. 295 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,060 Okay, sure. 296 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,680 I want to go to Hermosa Beach. 297 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,340 They have the cleanest water. 298 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:38,150 Well? Sammy, I'll take care of that, won't you now, buddy? 299 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:05,800 I got here as quick as I could. Is Christine okay? 300 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:06,759 Did you call Kim? 301 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,240 Yes. Where's Christine? What happened? Nothing happened. 302 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:14,240 What? You told me on the phone that she was in an accident. Yeah, she's fine. In 303 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,599 fact, she's on her way here right now. 304 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,940 Then why did you have me call Kim and tell her Christine was in an accident? 305 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,579 For the same reason I called Christine and told her Kim was in an accident. 306 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,140 Because I'm a genius. 307 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,860 Jimmy, were you in an accident? 308 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,410 Kim and Christine are in their cars right now, driving as fast as they can 309 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:39,330 the emergency room, both worried sick that their sister is seriously injured. 310 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:42,510 When they get here, they'll be so relieved to see one another, they'll 311 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,510 all about their fight. 312 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,450 Hey, you said you had nothing. 313 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:52,290 Well, this is worse than nothing. Kim's gonna kill me. I gotta find a payphone. 314 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:53,890 Maybe she hasn't left the house yet. Payphone? 315 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,290 Have a little faith, buddy. 316 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,550 Oh, God, what happened? Where's Kim? Hold on, hold on. How do you feel right 317 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,100 now? How do you think I feel? I'm worried... about my sister? 318 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,600 Because you love her, right? Well, of course I love her. Now, shut up and tell 319 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600 me what the accident was. 320 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:09,780 The accident? 321 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:16,000 The accident was you and Kim got into a fight. 322 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:24,340 Where's Kim? In her car, wiping the tears from her eyes as she races here, 323 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:29,300 worried about her sister, the sister she thinks was in an accident, the sister 324 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,300 she loves. 325 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,620 You? 326 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,490 What did you do? You're kidding. 327 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:39,930 My name is Kim Warner. My sister Christine Hughes was in an accident. I'm 328 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:42,570 to see her. We have the same blood type and I'm willing to donate a kidney. 329 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,090 To my sister. 330 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,970 Kim, I'm right here. 331 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,870 Oh, thank God. Everything's fine. 332 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,730 Jeez, you must have been wearing your seatbelt. Your makeup isn't even 333 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:58,690 I wasn't in an accident. 334 00:18:59,899 --> 00:19:03,080 geniuses we married, stuff that shows how much we love each other by making us 335 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,080 think each other was dead. 336 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:09,060 I never said dead. I wouldn't do something like that. I said injured. 337 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,440 Jim, I was just trying to call you. 338 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,340 Why? To tell me my mother and father were mauled by bears? 339 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,200 Hey, hey, hey, this was not my idea. This is all Jimmy. 340 00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:22,500 You called me and told me that my sister was in an accident. How could you do 341 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,940 that? You know what? I should have listened to you when you warned me not 342 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,980 marry this pinhead. 343 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,100 You're a much better judge of character than I am. 344 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,820 Me? Look at what I got. 345 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,340 You'd think that since we didn't go for looks, we might have gotten someone 346 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,340 smart. 347 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,620 See, 348 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,640 it works. 349 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,700 What are you talking about? They're furious with us. Of course they are. We 350 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,700 a horrible thing. 351 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:55,380 Which made them realize that their petty differences are nothing compared to our 352 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,200 outrageously stupid behavior. 353 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,940 So the fact that you're an idiot was your plan? 354 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,620 You work with what you got. 355 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,140 What are we going to do now? 356 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,120 We're going to watch Monday Night Football. Remember, that's the whole 357 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,020 did this thing. If we go home, they'll kill us. We're not going home. 358 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,280 Move over, buddy. 359 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,300 But again...