1 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:26,938 I can't believe it. I'm married six years and I'm still happy. 2 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,607 You're lucky. I think Louise is cheating on me. 3 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:33,611 We're not cheating. We're just good friends. 4 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:37,323 - Look, he's worried. - He's joking! 5 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:39,242 Wait a minute. Pull the cab over. 6 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,536 - This ain't the address. - Be quiet! 7 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:44,330 [Singing] 8 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:48,501 Sammy! Tony! Who's that singing? 9 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,839 [Singing] 10 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,925 -Sounds like Vicki. - That is Vicki. 11 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,803 We'll get off here, cabbie. George, pay the man. 12 00:02:58,886 --> 00:03:01,347 - What! - $1 .80. 13 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,850 $ 1.80? Your meter broken? 14 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,061 Fellas. 15 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:11,524 - It's her. - Would you look at that? 16 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:13,192 It's her. 17 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:18,656 Here in your arms I'm wealthy tonight 18 00:03:18,739 --> 00:03:23,703 When youth has its fing 19 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:31,085 Love is the thing 20 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:36,716 While lovers fight for power 21 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:39,760 We can... 22 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:44,765 Walk among the fowers 23 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:49,270 They were the unhappiest couple I ever knew. 24 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,772 And the happiest. 25 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,817 I thought the third time they would have made it. 26 00:03:54,901 --> 00:04:00,072 Love for you and me 27 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:03,284 [ Phil ] Vicki and Charley. Now there's a story. 28 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:06,787 I never told you this? I'm sure I told you. 29 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,999 I'm gonna tell you the story, and you're gonna think I'm making it up. 30 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:13,002 But I swear this is exactly how it happened. 31 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:17,173 It all started on a warm June night, 1948. 32 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:21,469 My friend, Charley Pearl, had just announced his engagement... 33 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,305 to the daughter of the most important producer in Hollywood. 34 00:04:24,388 --> 00:04:26,974 Now, for a struggling comic like myself... 35 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,353 this was a rare chance to get into a big-time Hollywood mansion... 36 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,105 for which I otherwise would've had no chance at all. 37 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:37,151 For Charley it was the beginning of the biggest roller coaster ride... 38 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,695 in the history of modern romance. 39 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,573 [ Swing Music] 40 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:48,871 Adele Horner was a new type dame for Charley. 41 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:52,124 She had class, education. Nice girl. 42 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,419 You're the only woman in the world for me, Adele. 43 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,755 In the whole world? 44 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,676 In as many worlds as they got. 45 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:05,346 But me and the guys couldn't get over Charley getting married. 46 00:05:05,429 --> 00:05:07,682 Here he is, a good-looking guy... 47 00:05:07,723 --> 00:05:10,226 with millions coming in from the family toothpaste business. 48 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,812 To small-time bachelors like us... 49 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:16,858 Charley Pearl was a god. 50 00:05:16,899 --> 00:05:19,527 Five feet from where we're sitting... 51 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,946 there are three directors I would sell my mother to meet. 52 00:05:22,029 --> 00:05:24,866 - You sold your mother last year. - They returned her. 53 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:30,246 Don't ever be funnier than me, sweetheart. 54 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,208 He's not in love with her. I'll tell you that. 55 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,252 How do you know? 56 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,880 Well, he might love her. But he's not hot for her. 57 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,424 So the hors d'oeuvres are hot. Isn't that enough? 58 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,885 Why's he marrying her? It's not as if he needs money. 59 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,928 She doesn't need his, so I trust her. 60 00:05:46,053 --> 00:05:48,181 For Charley that's a hard thing to find. 61 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:14,916 Charley, let's not get married unless it's forever. 62 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,959 I'm spoiled rotten. 63 00:06:17,084 --> 00:06:19,504 And I wouldn't know how to handle disappointment. 64 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,923 Every woman I have ever been with... 65 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:25,092 has made her living from disappointments. 66 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,846 I need somebody good and solid to keep me in check. 67 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,849 I'll hold you to that, Charley. 68 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,978 I'll never let you out of my sight. 69 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,981 Bite my mouth. 70 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,943 Go on. Bite it hard. 71 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,532 No, Charley. I don't want to hurt you. 72 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:51,827 You don't get it, Adele. I like it when it hurts. 73 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,042 Ahem. 74 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,503 I'm sorry to intrude. But your father... 75 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,672 would like a few moments with Mr. Pearl. 76 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:05,508 Don't look so worried. He already said yes. 77 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,844 He's been known to change his mind. 78 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,888 It's too late. I already made up mine. 79 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,658 Sit down, Charley. 80 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,660 Thank you, sir. 81 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,709 - Cigar? - No, thank you. 82 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,587 - Brandy? - Not for me. 83 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:45,840 Is it true you don't smoke or drink? 84 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,885 Stains the teeth. That's what my father taught me. 85 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:54,390 Makes you look impressive. That's what my father taught me. 86 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:59,478 No vices at all, Charley? 87 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,940 Oh sure. All the ones that don't stain the teeth. 88 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,611 Well, you got nice teeth. 89 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,784 How would you characterize yourself? 90 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,953 As a playboy? 91 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:19,373 I prefer the word "sportsman." 92 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:22,043 You don't give a damn about impressing me... 93 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:26,214 - do you, Charley? - I'm trying like hell to make a good impression on you. 94 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,382 But you know everything about me. 95 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,593 I spotted those two private detectives... 96 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,637 you've had tailing me for the last month. 97 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,223 Sure I play the horses, bet on football, baseball... 98 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,225 anything that moves or rolls. 99 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,769 I've been out with every starlet from Paramount to Warner Brothers... 100 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,230 and I've had a dandy time doing it. 101 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,316 But, that was before I met Adele. 102 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:49,695 Is it having 30 million dollars that makes you so cocky? 103 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:54,200 No, I don't think I'm cocky. A little stupid, sometimes. 104 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:58,746 No, I don't think you are. 105 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:02,875 Fact is, I don't know what the hell you are. 106 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,211 Why did you pick Adele? 107 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,881 There's a thousand better looking women you could have by just snapping your finger. 108 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:14,387 I don't think you appreciate your own daughter's qualities. 109 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:17,181 She's got style. She's got class. 110 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,892 Adele is a thoroughbred. That's something I know about. 111 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:22,395 We're not trading horses here, Charley. 112 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,399 We're talking about my one and only daughter, Adele. 113 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:29,026 Now what is it you really want? To produce movies? 114 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,070 Produce movies? 115 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,406 No, I'd miss too many ball games. 116 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:40,580 We've talked about everything except hard work. 117 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,583 Exactly how much schooling have you had? 118 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,752 I went to a few Harvard and Yale football games. 119 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,380 Look, let's face it. 120 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,842 I'm not ambitious. I don't have to be. 121 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,387 You know, my mother walked out on us when I was three. 122 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,848 Never saw her again. 123 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,392 So my old man gave me everything... 124 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:04,937 except the mother I didn't have. 125 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:08,274 I love that old guy. I'm gonna pay him back... 126 00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,444 by settling down. My father made me rich. 127 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,779 Now I want to make him happy. 128 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:20,077 You're good, Charley. 129 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,122 You use charm... 130 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,666 like a dealer uses a fresh deck. 131 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,589 There isn't an ambitious writer... 132 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:35,009 actor or director out there... 133 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,970 who wouldn't sell his soul to marry Adele. 134 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,264 But you present a problem to me... 135 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,267 because you're lazy and you're independent. 136 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,603 How am I going to control you, Charley? 137 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,688 You can't. 138 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,651 But Adele, she can make me do handstands. 139 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,949 There are two things in this world that matter to me. 140 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,329 My daughter and my studio. 141 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,873 You hurt my studio and I kill you. 142 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,377 You hurt my daughter... 143 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,629 and you'll pray for me to kill you. 144 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:20,179 Don't give it a thought, sir. I'm not a praying man. 145 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,309 [ Phil ] Okay, two days later we were headed for what was then... 146 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,062 just a little dusty town called Las Vegas. 147 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,398 We were throwing Charley a bachelor party. 148 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,568 A three-day orgy at the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch... 149 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,736 where all the Daisys wore D-cups. 150 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,406 "She loves me, she loves me not" was the house game. 151 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,533 By the time Charley went on his honeymoon... 152 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,827 we'd have Adele carrying him across the threshold. 153 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,997 Did I tell you clowns Esther Williams likes one of my songs? 154 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,040 Hey, that's terrific! 155 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,336 - MGM wants her to sing it in her next picture. - Where, underwater? 156 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,589 Shut up, you. What song? 157 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:58,551 Haven't we met before Haven't we met before 158 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,722 Wait a minute. That's my song. You promised that to me. 159 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,599 So now I promised MGM. 160 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,642 Since when does friendship come before career? 161 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,438 You little shit. In two years I'll be MGM's hottest star. 162 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:14,025 Esther Williams will do a backstroke in my bathtub to get me in one of her pictures. 163 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,111 And you will kiss my ass before I do one of your songs. 164 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,906 I'll kiss it now. I'm not proud. Bend over. 165 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,408 You can't do no Esther Williams picture. You can't swim. 166 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,703 - How do you know? - You never go near the water because you wear the toupee. 167 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,955 I wear a toupee, you fuckhead? 168 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,291 You know, I love this guy. 169 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,461 - He manages the worst baseball team in the minors. - I'm sorry? 170 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,796 Finishes last three years in a row. 171 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,798 - Four! - Four years in a row! 172 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,884 Now he knows everything about show business. 173 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,261 I know umpires making 20 bucks a month... 174 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,223 - better rugs on their heads. - Mr. Pineapple Head. 175 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,600 - Pineapple head? - Can I say something, George? 176 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,602 You're very boring. 177 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,104 You want to hang out with us, get snappier dialogue. 178 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,315 I don't hear Charley coming up with any snappier dialogue. 179 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,901 - That's different. Charley's rich. - Hey, hey! 180 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,279 I don't mind if Charley bores us. Is this fun? 181 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,407 Is this the best time you ever had in your life? 182 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,994 Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half funny guys who treat you like an equal. 183 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,163 We pretend that we enjoy your company. 184 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,165 Why do we treat you... 185 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,251 like an equal? 186 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,462 - Because I pay for everything. - Exactly.! 187 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,131 [ Tire Pops ] 188 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,634 You see. The first thing he grabs is his hair. 189 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,803 I always do this. 190 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,639 Hey, buddy. 191 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:31,352 - How long's it going to take? - You want it fast or do you want it to last? 192 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:35,606 I'll write the lyrics. Just fix the tire. 193 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,151 Adele, we have a bad connection. I miss you too, honey. 194 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:43,114 I still say he's not hot for her. 195 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:47,660 About 40 miles outside of Vegas. I'm going to drop these guys off and head back tonight. 196 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:51,330 I just miss you too much. 197 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,542 What did he say? Birds were chirping. I couldn't hear that. 198 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:59,255 I love you. Bye,honey 199 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,300 He's joking, that's what it is. He's joking. Charley. 200 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,887 Don't tell jokes. You're not funny. We're funny, not you. 201 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,472 It's no joke. I'm going back. 202 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,974 Aw, Charley! 203 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,602 I'll take you there. I'll pay for the weekend. 204 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,271 - I'm going back to L.A. tonight. - Charley. 205 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:19,442 - I miss her, guys. - Tell him what he's missing. 206 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:23,112 On my mother's life, these are not women, they're goddesses. 207 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,698 -Am I lying, Sammy? - Goddesses, Charley. 208 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:29,118 Any of them could marry a prince or a duke if they could get to Europe. 209 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,538 Big women, six-two, six-three. There were 1 2 of them. 210 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,124 It's like a mountain of tits. 211 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,085 Hey, the tire, the tire! 212 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,088 You guys don't get it. I'm getting married in six days. 213 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:45,259 I'm tired of screwing around. That's all I've been doing my whole life. 214 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,304 Can I ask you a question? Are you hot for Adele? 215 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,307 I just got finished telling you, I'm nuts for her. 216 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,685 We're not talking about nuts. Nuts is a different topic. 217 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,104 We are now talking about hot. 218 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,816 - Hot! - Different than nuts. 219 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,985 I've had hot before. 220 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,279 Hot always got me into trouble. 221 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,783 Hot always cost me a bundle of dough and a kick in the ass. 222 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:12,161 - I want a woman I can depend on. - Why can't you have both? 223 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:16,541 Because you can't. You ever hear of crimes of passion? 224 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,876 A hot woman screws up your mind. 225 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,128 Guy sees the woman he's in love with... 226 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,631 in bed with another guy, he writes her off. 227 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:27,093 - He catches some guy screwing the woman he's hot for-- -[ Crash ] 228 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,720 She's done! 229 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:37,270 [ Phil ] We did talk Charley into stopping for a few drinks... 230 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:41,482 figuring we could persuade him to join us at the Pick-A-Daisy. 231 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,443 You can lead a man in love to water... 232 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:48,614 but you gotta drag him to horse around. 233 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,576 [ Swing Music] 234 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,620 Feeling lucky.! Feeling lucky.! 235 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,550 Watch your hands.! Keep your hands back.! 236 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,481 He's on the phone again. 237 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,067 We should have killed this romance when it started. 238 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,612 A man in love is a man who dumps his friends. 239 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,655 I'm going to miss Charley. 240 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,495 Fellas, I have found the one girl in a million. 241 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,207 You ask me if I'm hot for her, I'm better than hot. 242 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:43,377 I am crazy, nuts, absolutely insane for her. 243 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:47,340 That's great. Maybe one day you'll be hot for her, too. 244 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:52,553 And now here's a young lady I know you're going to enjoy. 245 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,847 [ Blues] 246 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,058 Adele wants to put my picture on the ceiling... 247 00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,102 so it's the first thing she sees in the morning. 248 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,523 I wish we didn't have to wait six day-- 249 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,744 Birds do it 250 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,455 Bees do it 251 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:23,960 Even educated feas do it 252 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,963 Let's do it 253 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,467 Let's fall in love 254 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,054 Sometimes it's good to wait. 255 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,311 - Who is that? - For example. 256 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,315 Let's do it Let's do it 257 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,360 Who is she, Sammy? 258 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,113 Must be a new kid. Never saw her before. 259 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:59,662 The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it 260 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:04,208 Not to mention the Finns 261 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:09,839 Folks in Siam do it 262 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,800 Think of Siamese twins 263 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:16,637 Some Argentines... 264 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,765 Nice body. Right, Charley? 265 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,851 She's um-- 266 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,978 She's got, um... 267 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,980 Good phrasing. 268 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,692 - Her phrasing, it's good. - First thing I noticed when she came out. 269 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,195 Let's hear her phrase a little more. 270 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,113 One more song? 271 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:38,701 One song, one encore, one reprise. That's it. 272 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:43,706 Electric eels I might add, do it 273 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:49,295 Although it shocks them I know 274 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:54,967 Why ask if shad do it 275 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:57,136 Oh waiter bring me shad roe 276 00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,973 In shallow shoals 277 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,018 English soles do it 278 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:10,024 Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it 279 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,360 Let's do it 280 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:17,657 Let's fall... 281 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,825 In love 282 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,744 Come on, baby 283 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,872 There's not much to it 284 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,333 Just come along with me boy 285 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,669 And get right down to it 286 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:34,215 Let's fall... 287 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,260 In love 288 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,391 Let's just do it 289 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,228 Let's just do it 290 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,733 Love'll come later 291 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,869 Feels so good 292 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,246 Yeah 293 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:12,044 [ M.C.] Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vicki Anderson. 294 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,088 I gotta get going. 295 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,132 Charley, where's your manners? 296 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,802 Tell the lady how much you appreciate her phrasing. 297 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,098 Murder, he says 298 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:28,060 Sammy, ask if the lady will join some admirers for a drink. 299 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,314 - Phil-- -She'd get a kick out of meeting you. 300 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,150 - Okay, Sam? - Can do. 301 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,945 If the man says "can do," can do! 302 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:40,990 Is that the language of love 303 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,286 ls there something he said 304 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,789 Takes me in his arms is there something he said 305 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:52,460 The meaning of his charms is there something he said 306 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:57,757 Is that the language of love 307 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,345 No good. Bad idea. No can do. 308 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,640 What do you mean? She won't have a drink with us? 309 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:09,227 - She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for. - Let me talk to her. 310 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:11,312 - Leave it to me. - Forget it! 311 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,945 She's Bugsy Siegel's girl. 312 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,369 - That name was not mentioned. - Let's go. 313 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,496 What's wrong with asking her to have one drink? 314 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,541 Nothin'. So they'll bury us all in the same box. 315 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,377 Pay the check. Leave a very big tip. 316 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:39,215 - I just want to say hello. - Without a tongue? 317 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,968 They don't call Bugsy "Bugsy" 'cause he's friendly. 318 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,804 - Grab his arms. - Come on. 319 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,557 Don't look back. They got cameras in the ceiling. 320 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,642 You don't think that girl has something special? 321 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,979 You're just nervous. Suddenly, any gorgeous girl looks good. 322 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,107 You don't think that girl is beautiful? 323 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,068 I thought she was a little common. 324 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,029 Adele is pretty. This girl-- 325 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:08,536 ...Will bring on nobody's murder but his own 326 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,663 Hard to say. 327 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,874 Charley, you gotta come with us. 328 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,334 - We need you for the group discount. - Get in the car. 329 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,587 It's too late to make it back to L.A. 330 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,006 Give the girls at the ranch a break. 331 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,425 - I want to get back to Adele. - Charley! 332 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,760 - Bust a couple of broncos for me. - See ya at the altar. 333 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,804 Can you spot me a twenty? 334 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,807 You're a lucky man to have a real lady waiting for you. 335 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,517 Poor slobs like us... 336 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:34,353 we've got to kill three days humping 1 2 crazy amazons! 337 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,439 See ya later, Charley. 338 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,775 - It's only a dime to change your mind. - Knock 'em dead. 339 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,571 - We miss you already. Come on. - We'll mail you the bill. 340 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:47,408 He said get in the groove 341 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,953 He said keep on the move 342 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,915 - He says murder - Murder! 343 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,875 - Murder! - Murder! 344 00:22:55,958 --> 00:23:02,840 Murder, murder, murder that's what he said 345 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,557 [Applause ] 346 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,695 Is that clock right? 1..30? 347 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,281 Guess so. 348 00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:30,409 You're the first one in Vegas who ever asked me the time. 349 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,745 Another two-cents-plain? 350 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,414 Sure. Why not? 351 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,841 How ya doin', Charley? 352 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,100 Well, I'm doin' just fine, thanks. 353 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,271 Lady's talkin' to me, chief. 354 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:01,148 Ch, Oh! 355 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,485 My name is Charley, too. 356 00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:08,865 Honest. 357 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,119 I saw your show. 358 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,621 All three shows, as a matter of fact. 359 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:19,542 - You're very good. - The lady likes to drink alone. 360 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,546 Why don't you show her a little professional courtesy, Charley? 361 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:28,176 I'm not trying to pick you up. I'm getting married in six days. 362 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:31,470 I couldn't be happier for you. Do we have any peanuts? 363 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,472 Yeah. 364 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,561 - Thanks. - Yes, sir... 365 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,938 finally gonna tie the old knot. 366 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,107 Never thought it would happen to me. 367 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,151 I'm up here on a bachelor party. 368 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:49,071 Quiet party. 369 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,992 I left early. Me and the guys, we really went wild. 370 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,870 I was going to drive back to L.A., but I decided... 371 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:59,207 to stay and see your last show. 372 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:02,502 Is there an album of yours that I could buy? 373 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:07,173 Because if there isn't, then somebody better open their eyes... 374 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:10,259 because I think you have one hell of a future. 375 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:13,554 - You in show business? - No, toothpaste. 376 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:17,183 No wonder you smile so much. 377 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:20,019 My name's Pearl... Charley Pearl. 378 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,104 Gus, got a talker down here. 379 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,440 I'm in the columns now and then. 380 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:27,610 Really? Selling toothpaste? 381 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,905 I race cars, speedboats... 382 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,949 play a little polo. 383 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:35,701 You like polo? 384 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,329 I would have thought a guy getting married in six days... 385 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,373 would behave himself. 386 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:43,376 -Am I out of line? - Your foot's on the edge, pal. 387 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,213 Excuse me. This section just closed. 388 00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:51,217 Move to the other end of the bar, we'd be glad to pick up your tab. 389 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:55,555 - Have I offended someone? - I don't own this hotel. 390 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,391 See, no one's complaining. 391 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,602 Look, I asked you nice once. Second time gets ugly. 392 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,604 He's harmless, Gus. 393 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,648 He's getting married in six days. 394 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,651 I just want to make sure the guy shows up. 395 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,487 You got two minutes to finish your drink. 396 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,990 Then you run out of 'em. 397 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,832 Those guys must think you're pretty important. 398 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,085 - My fan club. - Listen... 399 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:29,630 I know some infuential people in your business. 400 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,008 Is there any way they could sort of... 401 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,011 - get in contact with you? - Nope. 402 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,180 Don't go yet. 403 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,098 Don't touch, Charley. 404 00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:41,684 Those guys know how to turn wives into widows. 405 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,145 I mean it when I say you're good. 406 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,772 You should be making records, playing big clubs. 407 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:49,150 You should be in the movies. 408 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,987 Charley, I'm gonna save your life. 409 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,031 Do you know who I am? 410 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,366 Yeah, Bugsy Siegel's girlfriend. 411 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,870 If they hear you call him Bugsy, they'll turn you... 412 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,122 into a roulette wheel. 413 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,458 I'm not brave and I'm not stupid. 414 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,668 I've got 30 seconds to finish my drink... 415 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,338 before they show me the door. 416 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:14,175 Is there any way I could see you later on tonight? 417 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:20,181 Sure, if you don't mind looking up from a grave. 418 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,309 Just tell me where to go. 419 00:27:23,935 --> 00:27:27,063 Charley Pearl! 420 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,357 The toothpaste king! 421 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:34,695 Why do you want to die if you're worth 40 million bucks? 422 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:38,032 30 million, and I don't want to die. 423 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,201 I just want to see you later on. 424 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,744 Why? 425 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:47,375 Some things are worth risking your life for. 426 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:52,672 You have five seconds to make up your mind. 427 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:58,261 No. What is wrong with me? 428 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:03,391 They'll kill us both if he catches us. 429 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:08,062 Makes life interesting, doesn't it? 430 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,108 Five Yucca Ridge Road. 431 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,360 Don't come if the porch light is on. 432 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,905 I'll leave the side window open. I must be crazy.! 433 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:23,119 I've had enough. I loved the show. 434 00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,413 Next time, I'll bring the wife and kids. 435 00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,915 I know the way out. 436 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:35,882 Jesus, the creeps they let in this joint! 437 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:52,982 [ Phil ] Now, Charley's brain knew that what he was doin'.. 438 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:56,110 Was dumb and dangerous. 439 00:28:56,194 --> 00:29:01,073 The problem was, his brain was no longer drivin'the bus. 440 00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:06,662 Charley was about to break the two golden rules.. 441 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:10,166 One, never fool around with a gangster's girl. 442 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,670 And two, never fool around with a gangster's girl. 443 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,427 [ Whispers ] Where are you? 444 00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:23,679 Pulling down the shade would be a smart move. 445 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:27,183 Right. 446 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,694 Hi. 447 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:42,323 Okay, so you're here. What do you want? 448 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,201 I thought maybe we'd talk. 449 00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:47,203 About what? 450 00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:50,206 I mean-- what do you mean, about what? 451 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:54,335 I'm risking a bullet in my head to come see you. 452 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:57,713 I got the impression that you want to see me, too. 453 00:29:57,797 --> 00:29:59,966 So, what do you want to do? 454 00:30:00,091 --> 00:30:03,219 Well, a drink would be nice. 455 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,763 Soft music maybe. 456 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,807 About my career. 457 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:13,020 Oh. 458 00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:15,898 Well, uh, I meant what I said. 459 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,401 I could introduce you to some infuential people. 460 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,737 More important than Benny Siegel? 461 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:24,866 Well... 462 00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,410 without those two gorillas, Benny Siegel... 463 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:30,830 isn't anymore important than... the doorman. 464 00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:33,040 Doormen open doors, Charley. 465 00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:36,669 Judging from your looks and this bungalow... 466 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,672 I think he had something else in mind, don't you? 467 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,008 And I suppose you don't. 468 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:45,386 He gave you this job. But I don't think... 469 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:48,389 he's really going to push your career. 470 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,100 Whereas I am prepared to pick up this phone... 471 00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:54,562 and get you an appointment with Decca Records. 472 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,023 Why would you do that for me? 473 00:30:57,148 --> 00:30:59,442 Why did you leave the window open? 474 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:06,532 I don't know. I don't know. 475 00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:10,411 Besides, Benny's gettin' ready to dump me. 476 00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:15,625 That's what he went to pick up in Chicago. 477 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:23,925 Look, I gotta tell you this. 478 00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:27,970 I couldn't take my eyes off you in that club. 479 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,056 When I was sitting next to you... 480 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:33,142 I had to fight to keep my hands off you. 481 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:45,738 You know, sometimes something strange... 482 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:48,824 something special happens between a man and woman. 483 00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:52,328 She may not be right for him, or he for her, but... 484 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,497 it happens anyway. 485 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:57,667 And there's not a damn thing either one can do about it. 486 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:01,420 - [ Chuckling] - Are you laughing at me? 487 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:04,257 Yeah. 488 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,717 But don't go away. 489 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:11,097 On the other hand, Adele... 490 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:14,183 the woman I'm suppose to be married to... 491 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:17,061 she is the absolute right woman for me. 492 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:20,565 Lucky Adele. 493 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,442 [ Big Band Music] 494 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,653 Except I don't wanna... 495 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:29,198 devour every inch of her fesh... 496 00:32:29,282 --> 00:32:32,076 the way I want to do right now. 497 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:39,500 - Know what I'm talking about? - Shut up, Charley. 498 00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:08,529 Oh, you smell so good. 499 00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:13,075 [ Phone Ringing] 500 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,286 It's Benny. I've got to answer it. 501 00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,288 Forget about him. 502 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:20,500 You gotta let me up. 503 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,793 He'll kill us both if I don't answer. 504 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,925 Hello. 505 00:33:29,008 --> 00:33:32,303 Hello? Benny, hi! 506 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:36,224 No, I was just working out on the foor. 507 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:37,934 I just-- 508 00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:40,144 I know you'll be home in a few days, and I... 509 00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:42,438 just wanted to get in shape for you. 510 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:46,317 Me, too, babe. Oh, with my heart. 511 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:50,488 Okay, sure. Bye. 512 00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:59,038 - He has somebody new, all right. - Forget about him. 513 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,127 She was workin' out on the foor. 514 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,714 What did this guy look like? 515 00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:11,884 Pretty, fashy smile. 516 00:34:11,968 --> 00:34:14,929 A country club shithead. 517 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:18,474 This is very disappointin' to me. 518 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:23,271 You know what I mean? 519 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:29,443 Ooo. You're an animal. 520 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:32,572 You leave some pretty good teeth marks, yourself. 521 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:39,912 That girl you're marrying? What's her name? 522 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:45,042 Um-- 523 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,044 Adele! 524 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:52,300 Tell her she's going to have a short, but happy, life. 525 00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:58,139 I once swung at a golf ball and thought I missed it... 526 00:34:58,222 --> 00:35:02,560 until I look up and I see it climbing in the sky... 527 00:35:02,643 --> 00:35:05,730 two hundred yards away, still climbing. 528 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:08,566 And then it drops... 529 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:11,861 on the green two inches from the pin. 530 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:15,531 That is the only time I've ever felt... 531 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:19,076 anything perfect in my whole life... 532 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,580 until right now. 533 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,125 [Giggling ] 534 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:29,420 That's the first time I ever felt like a golf ball. 535 00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:34,008 I've gotta see you again. We've gotta work it out. 536 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:39,263 That's not my problem, Charley. 537 00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:41,265 Ah! 538 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:44,727 You'll have to take that up with Bugsy. 539 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:48,773 [ Bugsy ] That's the first time you've ever called me Bugsy. 540 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,737 - Oh, my God. - Um-- 541 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:58,032 - Well-- - This is bad. This is so bad. 542 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:04,747 I couldn't see much, but it didn't sound good. 543 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,458 - Benny, listen to me. - Call me Bugsy. 544 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:10,127 Benny'd be an insult to me now. 545 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:13,422 Mr. Siegel, this is all my fault. 546 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,591 She turned me down at the bar. 547 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:19,178 I followed her car out here and broke into this room. 548 00:36:19,262 --> 00:36:22,265 I forced her, I swear to God. 549 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:25,977 You know, I believe this to be true... 550 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:29,272 'cause Vicki would never do such a thing, not to me. 551 00:36:30,773 --> 00:36:33,818 And so you won, huh? 552 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:36,821 Gee... 553 00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:40,283 you must've ripped her clothes right off. 554 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:42,285 You dragged her into this bed, right? 555 00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,412 - Right. - I bet she kicked and screamed. 556 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:48,082 She must have begged you! And you said what? 557 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:51,919 You said, "Shut up, baby, 'cause I'm takin' what I want." 558 00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:54,338 Right. That's exactly what I said. 559 00:36:54,422 --> 00:36:57,800 Is that right, sweetheart? Is that the way he did it? 560 00:36:57,842 --> 00:37:00,803 Uh, yeah, I guess. I mean-- 561 00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:04,140 No, I'm-- I'm so scared I don't know what to say. 562 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:08,686 Gee, this is some ordeal. 563 00:37:10,813 --> 00:37:12,773 You know what I don't get? 564 00:37:12,815 --> 00:37:15,318 - What's your name? - Charley. 565 00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:17,653 What I don't get is why? 566 00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:20,156 You knew she was my girl. 567 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:24,952 You knew what would happen if you got caught. 568 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:28,372 And you were that hot to trot? 569 00:37:28,456 --> 00:37:31,375 You were that hot to get into her pants? 570 00:37:31,459 --> 00:37:34,295 That what? Charley! 571 00:37:34,337 --> 00:37:38,299 Well, I, uh-- I, uh-- 572 00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:41,719 I must've been drunk... too much celebrating. 573 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:44,180 I was out here on my bachelor party. 574 00:37:44,222 --> 00:37:46,891 Right. I heard that. 575 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:50,019 Gettin' married, huh? That's nice. 576 00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:54,857 - Congratulations, Charley. - Thank you. 577 00:37:56,484 --> 00:38:00,238 [Sighs] 578 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:03,574 You must be as embarrassed about this as I am, right? 579 00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:08,162 Yes, this-- this is embarrassing. 580 00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:11,290 All right. 581 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:13,584 I'll tell you what. 582 00:38:13,668 --> 00:38:15,753 Why don't you both get dressed... 583 00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:18,256 'cause I think we have to talk. 584 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:21,717 Let's get an ice cream soda somewhere, shall we? 585 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,348 Hmm. 586 00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:30,434 What'd you say your old man would pay for you, Charley? 587 00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:32,436 Pay for me? 588 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,064 - You mean, as in ransom? - Naw. 589 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:38,234 This ain't no kidnap. This is a probable cement job. 590 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,403 Couple of million, you think? 591 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,446 [ Gasps ] 592 00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:45,241 I would like to avoid involving my father. 593 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,952 - He's very old, very sick. - I see. 594 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:50,454 But I'll give you whatever I have. 595 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,374 Then you're gonna pay for Vicki, too? 596 00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:56,127 You two going Dutch? 597 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:59,088 - Come on. - Benny, I'm sorry. 598 00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:01,757 - I really am sorry. - Oh, ho-ho. 599 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:04,802 Hey, baby, level with me. 600 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:08,222 Is he really an animal like you said? 601 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:12,393 Well, uh, that was just something to say. 602 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:16,731 - I mean-- - Ha, ha, ha! 603 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:22,612 What's so funny, Charley? 604 00:39:22,653 --> 00:39:25,740 - Oh, no. - I'm so scared! 605 00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:29,619 I mean, I'm really-- 606 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,662 I'm really scared. 607 00:39:31,704 --> 00:39:34,248 I don't think I've ever been this scared... 608 00:39:34,332 --> 00:39:37,335 in my whole life. 609 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:40,463 That's good. You just relax, buddy. 610 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:43,216 'Cause you'll stop laughing real quick. 611 00:39:52,225 --> 00:39:53,643 Wake up. 612 00:39:53,726 --> 00:39:56,020 Mr. Siegel has a job for you. 613 00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:59,482 - Where are we? - My problem is this. 614 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:04,445 Vicki was on her way out anyway. 615 00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:06,864 She was a good kid. 616 00:40:06,948 --> 00:40:09,242 And I always figured I'd set her up... 617 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:12,620 a little business somewhere, a few bucks in her account. 618 00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:15,831 Two years with Benny, huh,baby? 619 00:40:17,083 --> 00:40:20,795 Entitles you to a little security, don't you think? 620 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:24,048 I'll make out, I swear. 621 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:26,634 On the other hand, if a guy screws my girl... 622 00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:29,178 he's gotta pay for her. 623 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:33,516 So why not pay both bills at the same time? 624 00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:38,020 Come here. 625 00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:42,275 You marry her, Charley. 626 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,735 That takes care of her security. 627 00:40:44,777 --> 00:40:46,821 And she marries you. 628 00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:49,907 Then I fucked up your life, 'cause she's no damn good. 629 00:40:49,991 --> 00:40:52,869 Everybody gets something this way, see? 630 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:57,039 That's how I've run the biggest hotel in Las Vegas, Charley. 631 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:59,417 Bobby, you want to hit it? 632 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,669 You gotta be kidding me. 633 00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:04,380 I can't marry her. I'm marrying somebody else. 634 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:07,008 I know, the Hollywood big shot's daughter. 635 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:09,677 After he reads the morning papers... 636 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,430 he's gonna cancel the caterers. 637 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:14,599 Vicki, come on. 638 00:41:14,682 --> 00:41:16,684 Take the arm of your animal. 639 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,561 Come on. 640 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:21,480 - Step up to the altar. - This is crazy! 641 00:41:21,564 --> 00:41:23,441 This is what? 642 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:27,236 - It's not that. We don't have a wedding license. - No. 643 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,239 It's okay. I own the chapel. 644 00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:32,783 - We don't have a ring. - No, we don't. 645 00:41:32,867 --> 00:41:34,952 [ Clanking ] 646 00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:36,495 Ah! 647 00:41:43,503 --> 00:41:45,588 Uh, uh-- 648 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,924 - What? - Can I see your hand? 649 00:41:48,007 --> 00:41:49,926 Anything here with your size? 650 00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:52,929 - Try this one. - That doesn't fit. I can tell by-- 651 00:41:53,012 --> 00:41:56,933 - Give me that one back. - That's not the one. 652 00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,976 - I've got it on my finger. - That's mine. 653 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:01,187 - That's the one I give you. - This one isn't right. 654 00:42:01,312 --> 00:42:03,231 We're just workin' out the ring thing. 655 00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:05,733 Got it. 656 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:13,324 Do you, Victoria Rosemary Anderson... 657 00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:17,370 take Charles for your lawful wedded husband? 658 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,209 I'm sorry, we can't hear in the back. 659 00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:26,420 Speak up, dear. 660 00:42:28,089 --> 00:42:30,007 Uh, she did. 661 00:42:30,091 --> 00:42:32,051 And do you, Charles Raymond Pearl... 662 00:42:32,093 --> 00:42:34,262 take Victoria to be your lawfully wedded wife... 663 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:37,807 for as long as you both shall live? 664 00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:43,437 It-- It's not that you're, uh-- 665 00:42:43,521 --> 00:42:45,982 I really think that you're, uh-- 666 00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:48,526 The thing is, that-- 667 00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:53,239 Yeah, I do. 668 00:42:53,281 --> 00:42:55,616 - Did you hear that? - Perfectly. 669 00:42:55,658 --> 00:42:58,035 With the power vested in me... 670 00:42:58,119 --> 00:43:02,206 I now pronounce you man and wife. 671 00:43:05,501 --> 00:43:07,628 [ Bugsy 1 Hey, no kiss? 672 00:43:07,712 --> 00:43:09,672 Where's the kiss? 673 00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:14,218 We've seen the other stuff. We want to see a little kiss. 674 00:43:23,227 --> 00:43:27,190 ["The Wedding March"] 675 00:43:35,531 --> 00:43:38,492 Rush it. I want to make that early edition. 676 00:43:38,534 --> 00:43:40,661 No problem. 677 00:43:40,745 --> 00:43:43,414 You know what, Charley? 678 00:43:43,497 --> 00:43:45,958 I got a feeling one day you're gonna wish... 679 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:48,336 we gave you that cement job. 680 00:43:48,628 --> 00:43:51,964 I just said to the guys yesterday... 681 00:43:52,048 --> 00:43:54,050 "Hot always gets you into trouble." 682 00:43:54,175 --> 00:43:57,261 When you're hot, you can bet it's gonna screw up your life. 683 00:43:57,386 --> 00:43:59,347 I didn't rape you. 684 00:43:59,430 --> 00:44:02,391 I just left the window open a little. 685 00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:05,728 It's too bad you don't have the balls you had last night. 686 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:09,023 Did I blame you? It's my mistake. 687 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:12,568 - I'm the one that made the first move. - Gee, thanks. 688 00:44:12,610 --> 00:44:14,987 Are you always gonna be... 689 00:44:15,071 --> 00:44:17,448 this cheerful in the morning? 690 00:44:17,532 --> 00:44:20,618 What mornings? This is the first morning and the last. 691 00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:22,954 What I said last night was the truth. 692 00:44:23,037 --> 00:44:25,373 It was the greatest experience of my life. 693 00:44:25,456 --> 00:44:28,584 I want you. I just don't want to be married to you. 694 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:31,087 I cannot believe that I'm driving around... 695 00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:33,381 in a brand-new Packard convertible... 696 00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,884 married to a man worth millions, and I want to throw up! 697 00:44:37,009 --> 00:44:39,303 I was the only one having a good time last night? 698 00:44:39,387 --> 00:44:42,306 - Maybe. - Do you always moan, scream... 699 00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:45,268 and drive your fingernails into somebody you're bored with? 700 00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:49,105 No, I really had a terrific time last night. 701 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:52,149 It's just that I haven't been happy since we got married. 702 00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:55,027 We'll get it annulled as soon as we get back to L.A. 703 00:44:55,111 --> 00:44:57,446 Fast enough for you, lover boy? 704 00:44:57,530 --> 00:45:00,825 No, we can do it quicker. 705 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:04,078 I have a lawyer in Palm Springs. We'll be there in 20 minutes. 706 00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:08,457 Fine. Does breakfast go with that? 707 00:45:08,499 --> 00:45:10,585 Look, I'll make good. 708 00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:12,795 I'll come up with a settlement. 709 00:45:12,879 --> 00:45:15,673 10, 20 thousand... whatever you want. 710 00:45:18,509 --> 00:45:22,096 Don't treat me like a bimbo, Charley. 711 00:45:22,805 --> 00:45:25,600 It's my wedding day. 712 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,643 I'm sorry. 713 00:45:27,727 --> 00:45:32,273 I didn't mean to-- I'm really sorry. 714 00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:44,994 Oh, shit! 715 00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:48,080 WOW! 716 00:45:48,164 --> 00:45:50,833 I've never been on the front page before. 717 00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:54,337 Could I have a few to send to my family? 718 00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:58,799 "Heir forsakes studio princess for lounge singer." 719 00:45:58,883 --> 00:46:00,885 Those'll do. 720 00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:05,640 I wonder what it would cost to buy every copy in L.A.? 721 00:46:05,723 --> 00:46:10,394 If she loves you, she'll wait for you. 722 00:46:12,772 --> 00:46:16,484 Her father's probably waiting for me, too. 723 00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:18,486 I wish I was dead. 724 00:46:18,569 --> 00:46:20,071 Thanks. 725 00:46:23,407 --> 00:46:25,660 Hey.! 726 00:46:25,743 --> 00:46:30,248 - You coming? - I don't think so. 727 00:46:34,752 --> 00:46:37,171 Where are you gonna go? 728 00:46:37,255 --> 00:46:41,384 You don't have any money, a car, any clothes. 729 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:44,428 Come on. I'll set you up in L.A. 730 00:46:44,470 --> 00:46:47,515 You know, you guys are all alike. 731 00:46:48,850 --> 00:46:52,562 There are two things I'm gonna do from now on-- 732 00:46:52,603 --> 00:46:55,439 I'm gonna earn my own living... 733 00:46:55,523 --> 00:46:58,234 and I'm gonna keep my window shut. 734 00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:01,112 So long, Charley. 735 00:47:08,786 --> 00:47:11,122 Three months! 736 00:47:11,205 --> 00:47:14,458 You want Adele Horner to wait three months... 737 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:17,920 until you get annulled from some cheap, blonde bombshell... 738 00:47:17,962 --> 00:47:20,298 bimbo cocktail waitress? 739 00:47:20,381 --> 00:47:23,050 She's not a cocktail waitress. She sings with a band. 740 00:47:23,134 --> 00:47:25,553 I've been trying to tell you... 741 00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:28,097 we did not get married of our own free will! 742 00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:31,225 We were kidnapped and forced to get married at gunpoint. 743 00:47:31,309 --> 00:47:33,394 At gunpoint? 744 00:47:33,477 --> 00:47:35,771 What is that, a new crime wave? 745 00:47:35,813 --> 00:47:38,482 They grab people on the street and make them get married? 746 00:47:38,566 --> 00:47:40,902 I warned you about him, didn't I? 747 00:47:40,985 --> 00:47:44,655 Nobody gets forced to get married at gunpoint except hillbillies. 748 00:47:44,739 --> 00:47:49,327 And you're no hillbilly, you pervert polo-playing goddamn playboy! 749 00:47:49,410 --> 00:47:53,664 - Do I look stupid? Do I look like a schmuck? - No, sir. 750 00:47:53,706 --> 00:47:56,918 Bugsy Siegel may be crazy. But stupid, he's not. 751 00:47:57,001 --> 00:48:00,171 Those people out there kill for power, money! 752 00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:02,465 But this thing he did for revenge. 753 00:48:02,548 --> 00:48:05,593 For talking to his ex-girlfriend he might break your legs. 754 00:48:05,676 --> 00:48:08,429 - You got broken legs, Charley? - No, sir. 755 00:48:09,764 --> 00:48:14,435 What else did you do besides talk to her? 756 00:48:16,395 --> 00:48:19,607 The rest of the story contains certain... 757 00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:22,652 indelicacies which are best discussed among men. 758 00:48:22,735 --> 00:48:25,530 Indelicacies? 759 00:48:25,571 --> 00:48:29,158 We sent out 400 wedding invitations! 760 00:48:29,242 --> 00:48:34,121 The governor and both senators are fying in from Washington! 761 00:48:34,205 --> 00:48:37,542 On this morning's front page of the Los Angeles Globe... 762 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:39,585 is a picture of you... 763 00:48:39,627 --> 00:48:42,505 Bugsy Siegel, and the bimbo getting married... 764 00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:45,424 in some Las Vegas quickie wedding chapel. 765 00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:49,387 On page 1 2 is the announcement of the engagement... 766 00:48:49,428 --> 00:48:51,848 of my daughter to the same man... 767 00:48:51,931 --> 00:48:53,891 whose fucking picture is on page one. 768 00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,227 And you want to talk about indelicacies! 769 00:48:56,269 --> 00:48:59,564 I can see you don't want to hear my side of the story. 770 00:48:59,605 --> 00:49:03,818 They're laughing at me at every studio in town. 771 00:49:03,901 --> 00:49:08,656 I make family pictures! Families bring their kids. 772 00:49:08,739 --> 00:49:11,909 Children sing songs, and buy toy bunny rabbits... 773 00:49:11,993 --> 00:49:15,496 and ducks that go "quack" in my pictures. 774 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,707 I'll break your ass, you fucking little shithead. 775 00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:20,334 Get out of my house before I kick you out. 776 00:49:20,418 --> 00:49:22,670 - I'm sorry, Adele. - Don't talk to him. 777 00:49:22,753 --> 00:49:25,715 - You'll never forgive me. -She doesn't forgive you.! 778 00:49:25,798 --> 00:49:28,176 - I'd like to explain it. - Get the fuck out of here! 779 00:49:28,259 --> 00:49:31,095 I'm not going to give up, because I'm in love with you! 780 00:49:31,137 --> 00:49:34,557 Mr. Horner, we'll talk. 781 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,851 You'd better start eating at home... 782 00:49:36,934 --> 00:49:39,520 'cause you won't get into a restaurant in this city. 783 00:49:39,604 --> 00:49:42,481 You won't get a table, a chair, a plate... 784 00:49:42,523 --> 00:49:45,610 a piece of lettuce that dropped off the tray! 785 00:49:45,651 --> 00:49:48,654 You're through in this town. You're a dead man. 786 00:49:48,696 --> 00:49:52,366 In tomorrow's obituaries, I'm puttin' in... 787 00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:54,577 "Died today, Charles Raymond Pearl. 788 00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:56,579 "Cause of death-- 789 00:49:56,662 --> 00:50:01,000 A fucking faw in his fucking character." 790 00:50:05,546 --> 00:50:08,841 I just want to swing with you 791 00:50:08,883 --> 00:50:10,843 - Swing with you - Take that down. 792 00:50:10,885 --> 00:50:14,347 Charley. 793 00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:18,017 This thing... it'll pass. 794 00:50:19,393 --> 00:50:23,022 Maybe not in our lifetime, but it'll pass. 795 00:50:27,068 --> 00:50:29,445 The guy's not eating. 796 00:50:29,529 --> 00:50:33,282 - You gotta eat, Charley. - I'm not hungry. 797 00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,326 [Sighs] 798 00:50:35,409 --> 00:50:37,328 He's not hungry. 799 00:50:39,747 --> 00:50:42,375 You gotta get out more, Charley. 800 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:45,127 You can't stay cooped up on the patio... 801 00:50:45,211 --> 00:50:47,672 looking out at the same panoramic view every night. 802 00:50:47,755 --> 00:50:51,133 Forget it. No woman is worth starving for. 803 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:55,012 -Just another broad. - Adele Horner is no broad. 804 00:50:55,096 --> 00:50:57,431 Thought you were thinking of Vicki. 805 00:50:57,515 --> 00:51:00,351 Have you heard from her? 806 00:51:00,434 --> 00:51:03,020 - Vicki? - No, Adele. 807 00:51:03,104 --> 00:51:05,523 They won't put my calls through. 808 00:51:05,606 --> 00:51:07,733 I hear she's in San Diego. 809 00:51:07,775 --> 00:51:11,946 - Adele? - No, Vicki. 810 00:51:12,029 --> 00:51:14,824 She's singing in some joint. 811 00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:26,335 I just can't get that woman out of my mind. 812 00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,926 Which one? 813 00:51:33,968 --> 00:51:36,262 Excuse me, Mr. Charley. 814 00:51:37,555 --> 00:51:40,183 There's a lady here to see you. 815 00:51:44,562 --> 00:51:46,731 Even money, it's Adele. 816 00:51:46,814 --> 00:51:49,317 I'll take a C-note on the songbird. 817 00:51:50,568 --> 00:51:53,779 You got my letter? 818 00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:57,491 I hate you so much... 819 00:51:57,575 --> 00:52:00,453 because I'm still in love with you-- 820 00:52:00,536 --> 00:52:02,830 Partly because you're so bad... 821 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:05,249 and partly because you're so honest. 822 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:08,586 I don't know another man who'd admit to his future wife... 823 00:52:08,669 --> 00:52:10,588 that he'd slept with another woman... 824 00:52:10,671 --> 00:52:13,633 six days before their wedding. 825 00:52:13,716 --> 00:52:17,053 I think Mr. Siegel let you off easy. 826 00:52:17,136 --> 00:52:19,680 If I had walked into that room and saw you in bed... 827 00:52:19,764 --> 00:52:22,934 I would have shot you and her on the spot. 828 00:52:23,017 --> 00:52:26,479 Especially her! 829 00:52:26,562 --> 00:52:31,067 You go and write these loving things to me on "last page," 830 00:52:31,150 --> 00:52:33,903 and I don't know what to think. 831 00:52:33,986 --> 00:52:35,947 Do you still want to marry me? 832 00:52:36,030 --> 00:52:37,949 - Yes, Adele. - Why? 833 00:52:38,032 --> 00:52:40,576 - I'm still in love with you. - Why did you sleep with her? 834 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:44,247 - You won't like my answer. - Say it anyway. 835 00:52:46,415 --> 00:52:48,626 I just had to have her. 836 00:52:50,419 --> 00:52:53,339 You're right, I hate it. 837 00:52:53,422 --> 00:52:55,758 - Do you still see her? - No. 838 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,594 - Do you still want her? Don't lie. - No.! 839 00:52:58,678 --> 00:53:01,097 A little, but it'll go away. 840 00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:03,808 - Oh, Charley. - Marry me, Adele. 841 00:53:03,891 --> 00:53:06,394 I'll never see her again. I'll stop wanting her. 842 00:53:06,477 --> 00:53:09,188 - I swear. - You're still lying. 843 00:53:09,272 --> 00:53:12,108 Not to me, but to yourself. 844 00:53:16,612 --> 00:53:21,534 I'm going to Europe with my father for three months. 845 00:53:21,617 --> 00:53:26,497 You should be free from that... person by then. 846 00:53:26,581 --> 00:53:28,791 I'll be home on September 9th. 847 00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:32,336 You can call me on September 10th. 848 00:53:34,589 --> 00:53:37,216 Good-bye, Charley. 849 00:53:38,926 --> 00:53:41,804 [Phil ]And so, Adele went to Europe to think... 850 00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:44,015 and Charley buried himself in his work... 851 00:53:44,098 --> 00:53:48,811 Well, playboy work. But his heart just wasn't in it. 852 00:54:02,366 --> 00:54:04,327 Heyyy! 853 00:54:06,913 --> 00:54:08,456 Ah, shit! 854 00:54:16,672 --> 00:54:18,716 If Adele didn't come home soon... 855 00:54:18,799 --> 00:54:23,596 there wouldn't be much of Charley to come home to. 856 00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:26,557 Then, finally it came... September 10th. 857 00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:30,853 The morning line on Adele saying 'yes"was eight to five. 858 00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:34,190 I took the odds and bet on cupid. 859 00:54:36,192 --> 00:54:38,110 So... 860 00:54:40,446 --> 00:54:44,408 - did you miss Adele, Charley? - Yes, sir. 861 00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:48,538 - Have you been behaving yourself? - Yes, sir. 862 00:54:48,621 --> 00:54:52,083 You haven't been seeing anyone you shouldn't be? 863 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:55,962 Yes, sir. Sorry... no, sir. 864 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,760 I was young once myself, Charley. 865 00:55:02,802 --> 00:55:06,514 And I also made some big mistakes in my time. 866 00:55:06,597 --> 00:55:09,433 But I did everything I could to rectify those mistakes. 867 00:55:09,517 --> 00:55:11,435 I understand. 868 00:55:11,519 --> 00:55:16,107 It would take you 1200 years to rectify yours. 869 00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:19,151 That's a long time to wait to start a family. 870 00:55:20,236 --> 00:55:22,363 Yes, sir. 871 00:55:22,446 --> 00:55:25,408 So here's the deal. 872 00:55:25,449 --> 00:55:28,077 You get married one week from tonight... 873 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,080 a simple ceremony, no guests, quiet as a grave. 874 00:55:31,122 --> 00:55:34,083 A retired judge will do it in my study. 875 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:36,294 The servants will be given the night off. 876 00:55:36,419 --> 00:55:39,255 I'm takin' no chances on another scandal, understand? 877 00:55:39,297 --> 00:55:40,923 Perfectly, sir. 878 00:55:41,007 --> 00:55:44,177 One other item. 879 00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:46,637 I want you to put up a half-a-million-dollar bond... 880 00:55:46,721 --> 00:55:48,639 to be held in escrow. 881 00:55:48,723 --> 00:55:51,642 At the end of the ceremony, it'll be returned to you. 882 00:55:51,684 --> 00:55:55,771 If you don't show up,you'll be the generous benefactor of an orphanage. 883 00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:59,025 - Is that acceptable? - It's not to me! 884 00:55:59,108 --> 00:56:02,028 I don't think I should have to buy someone to marry me. 885 00:56:02,069 --> 00:56:04,488 He's not being bought to marry you... 886 00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:06,949 but he's paying up if he doesn't. 887 00:56:07,033 --> 00:56:09,660 That's acceptable to me, sir. 888 00:56:09,744 --> 00:56:13,497 A final item-- 889 00:56:13,623 --> 00:56:16,334 Not a word of this wedding to anyone. 890 00:56:16,417 --> 00:56:20,713 - If there's a leak or rumor, it's off. - You have my word. 891 00:56:20,796 --> 00:56:23,799 Put the check on the desk in my library. 892 00:56:23,883 --> 00:56:28,346 Make it out to the Culver City Boys' Orphanage. 893 00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:36,145 I regret using such foul language at our last meeting. 894 00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:38,314 It was uncharacteristic of me. 895 00:56:38,397 --> 00:56:41,442 I deserved it, sir. 896 00:56:41,567 --> 00:56:44,111 I'll see you here one week from tonight. 897 00:56:44,237 --> 00:56:46,447 If not, the next time you go on a honeymoon... 898 00:56:46,572 --> 00:56:49,116 you'll go as a eunuch. 899 00:56:53,454 --> 00:56:55,540 [ Phil ] Okay, two nights later... 900 00:56:55,581 --> 00:56:57,583 Tony was opening at the St. Tropez Club... 901 00:56:57,625 --> 00:57:02,338 with a couple of new songs Sammy had written just for him. 902 00:57:02,421 --> 00:57:05,174 It's a big night for everybody, very big. 903 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:09,095 - What happened with Adele? - Nothing much. She's fine. 904 00:57:09,136 --> 00:57:11,264 I can't get a word outta this guy. 905 00:57:11,347 --> 00:57:14,267 Charley, something's cooking. I can tell. 906 00:57:14,308 --> 00:57:16,811 Nothing. I swear. 907 00:57:16,894 --> 00:57:21,440 It's not my night. Everything's going wrong. 908 00:57:21,524 --> 00:57:25,778 Tony's nervous 'cause the MGM people didn't show yet. 909 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:28,072 Then, the opening act cancels. Laryngitis. 910 00:57:28,155 --> 00:57:31,075 - Honey, what a shame. - No opening act? 911 00:57:31,117 --> 00:57:33,786 What's he need? 20, 30 minutes? 912 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:36,289 I would do this for Tony, nobody else. 913 00:57:36,330 --> 00:57:40,251 Relax. They got somebody else. Just sit down. 914 00:57:40,293 --> 00:57:42,628 Ladies and gentlemen, the management regrets... 915 00:57:42,670 --> 00:57:45,965 Miss Amber Wayne will be unable to appear... 916 00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:50,428 but delights presenting in her first Los Angeles appearance... 917 00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:53,931 Miss Vicki Anderson. 918 00:57:57,310 --> 00:57:59,228 Jesus. 919 00:57:59,312 --> 00:58:01,898 You know what the odds are on this happening? 920 00:58:02,023 --> 00:58:03,941 Impossible to one. 921 00:58:04,025 --> 00:58:07,403 Every honey bee 922 00:58:07,486 --> 00:58:11,073 Fills with jealousy 923 00:58:11,199 --> 00:58:14,577 When they see you out with me 924 00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:20,041 I don't blame them goodness knows 925 00:58:20,124 --> 00:58:23,794 Honeysuckle rose 926 00:58:26,047 --> 00:58:29,050 Don't cry 927 00:58:29,133 --> 00:58:32,470 Sugar 928 00:58:32,553 --> 00:58:36,265 You just have to touch my cup 929 00:58:36,349 --> 00:58:40,686 You're my sugar 930 00:58:40,728 --> 00:58:42,939 She looks familiar. 931 00:58:44,273 --> 00:58:46,776 Charley, isn't that-- Ow! 932 00:58:46,901 --> 00:58:50,154 Charley, I didn't know it was gonna be her. 933 00:58:50,238 --> 00:58:53,574 - I gotta get outta here. - And miss Tony's opening? 934 00:58:53,616 --> 00:58:57,828 - He'll never forgive you. - If Lew Horner finds out that she and I are in the same club... 935 00:58:57,912 --> 00:58:59,455 he's gonna call the whole thing off. 936 00:58:59,539 --> 00:59:01,874 - Call what off? - That's it! I knew it. 937 00:59:01,916 --> 00:59:05,253 - You and Adele are getting married. - Not unless I beat it now! 938 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:09,257 Tell Tony I got sick. 939 00:59:11,259 --> 00:59:14,387 - What's wrong with him? - Slight heart attack. 940 00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:17,849 You just have to 941 00:59:17,932 --> 00:59:20,393 Touch my cup 942 00:59:20,476 --> 00:59:26,691 You're my sugar 943 00:59:26,774 --> 00:59:28,693 It's sweet 944 00:59:28,776 --> 00:59:31,195 When you stir it up 945 00:59:31,279 --> 00:59:37,118 When I'm taking sips from your tasty lips 946 00:59:37,201 --> 00:59:41,122 Seems the honey fairly drips 947 00:59:41,205 --> 00:59:44,250 You're confection 948 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,794 Goodness knows 949 00:59:46,919 --> 00:59:53,885 Honey...suckle rose 950 00:59:54,010 --> 00:59:57,555 Mmm-yeah. 951 01:00:04,228 --> 01:00:07,064 Good. She's very good. 952 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:25,708 There wasn't a window, so I decided to use the door. 953 01:00:30,588 --> 01:00:33,090 So how are you? 954 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,429 I'm okay. 955 01:00:39,722 --> 01:00:43,017 I see you didn't have any trouble... 956 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,686 getting back on your feet. 957 01:00:51,817 --> 01:00:54,695 I really shouldn't be here talking to you. 958 01:00:54,737 --> 01:00:58,950 It usually gets us in trouble. 959 01:00:59,075 --> 01:01:02,453 Oh, God.! I'm so clumsy.! 960 01:01:02,537 --> 01:01:05,206 Let me help you with that. 961 01:01:07,124 --> 01:01:09,877 I guess I shouldn't tell you this either... 962 01:01:09,961 --> 01:01:13,214 but I'm supposed to be... getting married... 963 01:01:13,256 --> 01:01:16,425 on Tuesday. 964 01:01:16,509 --> 01:01:18,553 Well! 965 01:01:18,594 --> 01:01:22,139 Good for Adele. 966 01:01:22,223 --> 01:01:24,392 She hung in there. 967 01:01:24,433 --> 01:01:26,060 Yeah. 968 01:01:26,143 --> 01:01:27,812 So how 'bout you? 969 01:01:27,895 --> 01:01:32,149 - Charley-- - I mean, are you seeing anybody? 970 01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:34,902 I've only been annulled two weeks. 971 01:01:34,986 --> 01:01:37,280 What's the rush? 972 01:01:37,363 --> 01:01:39,323 Yeah. 973 01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:43,411 Tony's gonna kill me if I don't see the show. 974 01:01:43,494 --> 01:01:45,955 Your life is always being threatened... 975 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,292 isn't it, Charley? 976 01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:51,669 I really gotta go. 977 01:01:51,752 --> 01:01:55,173 I just wanted to drop by and say hello. 978 01:01:55,256 --> 01:01:58,593 The real reason I came by was to see... 979 01:01:58,676 --> 01:02:02,096 if I could be around you and still want to get married. 980 01:02:02,180 --> 01:02:05,808 I guess I'm reasonably safe. 981 01:02:07,602 --> 01:02:12,648 Well, you know how I like to see you happy, Charley. 982 01:02:16,694 --> 01:02:18,654 Well... 983 01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:22,700 bye. 984 01:02:33,377 --> 01:02:35,463 - I was just thinking-- - I was just thinking-- 985 01:02:35,546 --> 01:02:37,465 Me, too. What? 986 01:02:37,548 --> 01:02:41,010 If you weren't going to be too long... 987 01:02:41,093 --> 01:02:44,639 maybe I could... give you a ride home. 988 01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:47,808 I have a car. 989 01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:53,856 Mine's bigger. 990 01:03:02,657 --> 01:03:07,703 You... you're driving me crazy 991 01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:12,583 What did I do baby, whatever did I do 992 01:03:14,001 --> 01:03:16,921 My tears for you 993 01:03:16,963 --> 01:03:20,925 They make everything hazy 994 01:03:21,008 --> 01:03:26,264 Clouds in the sky that used to be blue 995 01:03:27,765 --> 01:03:29,600 How true 996 01:03:29,684 --> 01:03:32,937 Were the friends who were near me to cheer me 997 01:03:32,979 --> 01:03:35,398 Believe me they knew but you 998 01:03:35,439 --> 01:03:38,067 Were the kind who would hurt me 999 01:03:38,150 --> 01:03:40,528 Desert me when I needed you 1000 01:03:40,611 --> 01:03:43,739 Yeah, you baby, you 1001 01:03:43,823 --> 01:03:47,076 You're driving me crazy 1002 01:03:47,159 --> 01:03:51,289 What did I do did I do to you 1003 01:04:07,346 --> 01:04:09,515 How true 1004 01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:12,310 Were the friends who were near me to cheer me 1005 01:04:12,351 --> 01:04:14,729 Believe me they knew but you 1006 01:04:14,812 --> 01:04:17,398 Were the kind who would hurt me 1007 01:04:17,481 --> 01:04:19,817 Desert me when I needed you 1008 01:04:19,859 --> 01:04:22,987 Yeah, you, yeah, yeah, yeah, you 1009 01:04:23,029 --> 01:04:26,157 You're driving me crazy 1010 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,659 What did I do 1011 01:04:28,701 --> 01:04:31,704 Tell me what did I do to you 1012 01:04:31,746 --> 01:04:35,208 Please what did I do 1013 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:43,716 To you 1014 01:04:45,843 --> 01:04:48,221 Tony! 1015 01:04:50,431 --> 01:04:52,391 Oh,Jesus. 1016 01:04:54,268 --> 01:04:57,271 That just cost me a half-a-million bucks. 1017 01:04:57,355 --> 01:05:00,191 No, mister. 1018 01:05:00,233 --> 01:05:04,070 That... was just for old-time's sake. 1019 01:05:07,532 --> 01:05:09,700 I don't think so. 1020 01:05:09,742 --> 01:05:12,870 You know it and I know it. 1021 01:05:14,539 --> 01:05:18,042 It's gonna be like this for the rest of our lives. 1022 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:20,962 When you walked away from me that day... 1023 01:05:21,045 --> 01:05:23,965 flat as a penny, without a red cent... 1024 01:05:24,048 --> 01:05:26,050 I couldn't believe it. 1025 01:05:27,385 --> 01:05:29,637 I said to myself... 1026 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,808 "If I had a woman like that... 1027 01:05:33,891 --> 01:05:37,144 I would want to spend the rest of my life with her." 1028 01:05:37,228 --> 01:05:39,272 Charley... 1029 01:05:40,356 --> 01:05:42,775 do you really love me? 1030 01:05:42,859 --> 01:05:45,319 I mean, really love me? 1031 01:05:45,403 --> 01:05:47,738 'Cause when you walked out of my dressing room... 1032 01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:50,116 and I thought you were never coming back... 1033 01:05:50,199 --> 01:05:53,411 I wanted to die. 1034 01:06:04,714 --> 01:06:07,425 I do love you, baby. 1035 01:06:09,260 --> 01:06:12,430 I have never been this happy... 1036 01:06:12,513 --> 01:06:16,767 in my entire, spoiled, rotten life. 1037 01:06:24,358 --> 01:06:27,653 [ Phil ] It was a beautiful wedding, even better than the first. 1038 01:06:27,695 --> 01:06:30,364 Better entertainment. I was the best man. 1039 01:06:30,448 --> 01:06:32,950 I did 40 minutes of boffo material. 1040 01:06:33,034 --> 01:06:35,786 It was beautiful, not to brag. 1041 01:06:35,870 --> 01:06:38,623 Tony sang a song that Sammy wrote for the occasion called... 1042 01:06:38,706 --> 01:06:42,293 "The girl that I marry, then married. " 1043 01:06:42,376 --> 01:06:45,505 The other girls, being single, naturally cried at the wedding. 1044 01:06:45,588 --> 01:06:48,049 Somewhere else in Hollywood... 1045 01:06:48,090 --> 01:06:50,635 someone was crying more than anybody. 1046 01:06:56,057 --> 01:06:59,227 He's dead! The man is dead. 1047 01:06:59,352 --> 01:07:01,604 I'll get pictures of him dead. 1048 01:07:01,687 --> 01:07:05,608 You can pin 'em on your wall and throw darts at them. 1049 01:07:05,691 --> 01:07:09,111 Last time, he tells us, he got married at gunpoint. 1050 01:07:09,195 --> 01:07:12,448 What did they have this time? A cannon? 1051 01:07:15,535 --> 01:07:17,411 Mr. Pearl? 1052 01:07:19,247 --> 01:07:23,501 We're almost done packing. I'll call you to pick up the bags. 1053 01:07:23,584 --> 01:07:26,546 We got a going-away gift for you... 1054 01:07:26,629 --> 01:07:29,340 from a friend. 1055 01:07:33,427 --> 01:07:36,055 Wait a minute, fellas. 1056 01:07:36,097 --> 01:07:39,058 If he can pay you, I'll pay you double. 1057 01:07:39,141 --> 01:07:42,019 He already paid us double. 1058 01:07:42,645 --> 01:07:44,146 Charley? 1059 01:07:47,733 --> 01:07:49,360 Aaah! 1060 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,697 Aaah! 1061 01:08:01,831 --> 01:08:05,084 Daddy don't kill him. 1062 01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:09,547 Maybe he'll change his mind again. 1063 01:08:09,630 --> 01:08:13,259 What the hell did he see in you in the first place? 1064 01:08:15,344 --> 01:08:17,847 Where are we goin', fellas? 1065 01:08:39,327 --> 01:08:41,370 Charley, Charley! 1066 01:08:43,456 --> 01:08:46,292 Charley? Charley? 1067 01:08:49,295 --> 01:08:53,007 I'm sorry about the honeymoon, Vicki. 1068 01:08:54,842 --> 01:08:56,761 Huh? 1069 01:08:56,844 --> 01:09:01,516 I said, "I'm sorry about the honeymoon." 1070 01:09:01,557 --> 01:09:04,060 Oh, that's okay, honey 1071 01:09:04,143 --> 01:09:07,522 This is the second time you haven't had one. 1072 01:09:07,563 --> 01:09:10,233 What did you say? I can't hear you. 1073 01:09:10,358 --> 01:09:15,029 - Excuse me. - Oh! Oh, they're beautiful. 1074 01:09:16,739 --> 01:09:18,741 What is this? 1075 01:09:18,824 --> 01:09:22,203 Flowers from the Culver City Boys' Orphanage. 1076 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:24,830 Oh,Jesus. 1077 01:09:29,669 --> 01:09:31,921 Tomorrow morning at 8:00... 1078 01:09:32,004 --> 01:09:34,048 I start to take swimming lessons. 1079 01:09:34,173 --> 01:09:37,635 I lose Esther Williams at the end of the picture, but what the hell? 1080 01:09:37,718 --> 01:09:39,720 Original score by Frank Loesser... 1081 01:09:39,762 --> 01:09:43,224 - additional songs by Sammy Fine. - That's great, Sam. 1082 01:09:43,349 --> 01:09:45,434 - It gets greater. - Me... 1083 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,312 Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth in one picture. 1084 01:09:48,437 --> 01:09:51,607 - Co-Starring? - Better, I play a funny taxi driver. 1085 01:09:51,691 --> 01:09:53,609 I got one dynamite scene... 1086 01:09:53,693 --> 01:09:56,445 and let Fred and Rita carry the heavy plot. I'm no dope. 1087 01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:58,698 - Terrific, fellas. - Let's not forget George. 1088 01:09:58,781 --> 01:10:01,242 Cincinnati's won four games in a row! 1089 01:10:01,367 --> 01:10:04,328 And Charley's got Vicki. Everyone finishes in the money! 1090 01:10:04,370 --> 01:10:07,248 I gotta call Vicki. She had an audition at Paramount. 1091 01:10:07,331 --> 01:10:09,292 I wanna see how she made out. 1092 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:13,754 I could tell him. Nobody's hiring wives of Charley Pearl. 1093 01:10:13,838 --> 01:10:16,799 The irony is, if he'd married Adele... 1094 01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:20,011 - Vicki would be working today. - Tell him. 1095 01:10:20,094 --> 01:10:22,597 He loves stories about irony. 1096 01:10:34,567 --> 01:10:36,485 [ Vicki ] Charley? 1097 01:10:36,569 --> 01:10:40,573 Charley, guess what? 1098 01:10:42,283 --> 01:10:45,620 They want to test me at Monogram Pictures. 1099 01:10:45,703 --> 01:10:47,872 It's not a werewolf picture. 1100 01:10:47,955 --> 01:10:51,000 It's a really big musical! 1101 01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:53,169 Ch, Oh! 1102 01:10:53,252 --> 01:10:55,338 I've got to learn two songs by Wednesday. 1103 01:10:55,421 --> 01:10:57,882 I've got to take some really fast dancing lessons. 1104 01:10:57,924 --> 01:11:01,511 Charley, if I could just show them what I can do. 1105 01:11:02,386 --> 01:11:05,389 What's wrong? 1106 01:11:05,473 --> 01:11:08,935 I'm leaving for Boston in two hours. 1107 01:11:09,060 --> 01:11:11,437 My father had a stroke. 1108 01:11:11,521 --> 01:11:14,732 They don't think he's gonna last out the week. 1109 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,778 Charley. 1110 01:11:18,861 --> 01:11:21,781 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 1111 01:11:21,864 --> 01:11:25,451 I never thought about him dying. 1112 01:11:25,535 --> 01:11:29,247 He didn't seem the type, you know what I mean? 1113 01:11:30,873 --> 01:11:33,376 Did you talk to him? 1114 01:11:33,459 --> 01:11:36,128 No, not really. He's on oxygen. 1115 01:11:36,254 --> 01:11:38,464 Just a couple of words. 1116 01:11:38,548 --> 01:11:41,634 What did he say? 1117 01:11:41,717 --> 01:11:44,637 He said he wants to meet you! 1118 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:49,642 He said he's not going anywhere 'til he meets his daughter. 1119 01:11:49,725 --> 01:11:54,146 Even after everything he's read about me? 1120 01:11:54,272 --> 01:11:56,774 Especially. 1121 01:11:56,858 --> 01:12:00,486 I'll tell him that you wanted to go. 1122 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:03,072 I'm going with you. 1123 01:12:03,155 --> 01:12:05,408 I'll start packing. 1124 01:12:05,491 --> 01:12:08,828 I'll call Monogram. They'll postpone the test. 1125 01:12:08,911 --> 01:12:10,830 No, it doesn't matter. 1126 01:12:10,913 --> 01:12:14,041 There were ten other girls. It was a long shot anyway. 1127 01:12:14,125 --> 01:12:16,502 I'll make it up to you. I swear. 1128 01:12:16,586 --> 01:12:20,673 Hey, I'm just glad he wants to meet me. 1129 01:12:20,756 --> 01:12:23,801 [ Phil ] When they got to Boston... 1130 01:12:23,885 --> 01:12:26,137 Charley's father was in a coma. 1131 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:29,724 Well, they watched and waited... 1132 01:12:29,807 --> 01:12:32,310 and waited and watched for five solid days... 1133 01:12:32,393 --> 01:12:35,354 just for the old man to meet Vicki. 1134 01:12:36,814 --> 01:12:40,818 Honey, is it okay if I go to the bathroom? 1135 01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:42,820 Yeah, sure. 1136 01:12:46,532 --> 01:12:48,701 I'll be right back. 1137 01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:14,352 Where... is she? 1138 01:13:14,393 --> 01:13:17,730 - Where is she! - Vicki! 1139 01:13:17,813 --> 01:13:21,067 - Where is she? - Vicki, hurry up! 1140 01:13:22,610 --> 01:13:24,904 [ Vicki ] What? 1141 01:13:27,114 --> 01:13:29,075 What? 1142 01:13:30,117 --> 01:13:33,329 You missed him. 1143 01:13:33,412 --> 01:13:35,790 [ Phil ] So Charley lost his father... 1144 01:13:35,873 --> 01:13:38,209 and Vicki lost the part at Monogram. 1145 01:13:38,251 --> 01:13:41,337 The girl who got it? Bugsy Siegel's new girl... 1146 01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,422 the one he dumped Vicki for. 1147 01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:47,802 You know the odds on that? You couldn't place the bet.! 1148 01:13:47,885 --> 01:13:52,473 - I'm real sorry he never got to meet you. - Yeah. 1149 01:13:52,557 --> 01:13:54,892 He had a real nice face... 1150 01:13:54,976 --> 01:13:58,855 so... gentle. 1151 01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:03,651 Well, he was in a coma. 1152 01:14:05,152 --> 01:14:07,822 When are we going home? 1153 01:14:07,905 --> 01:14:11,325 I've got some business to take care of. 1154 01:14:11,409 --> 01:14:14,245 I am the president of the company now. 1155 01:14:14,328 --> 01:14:16,539 When can we leave? 1156 01:14:16,622 --> 01:14:21,043 I don't know. I'd say in about two years. 1157 01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:31,679 After that, we'd only have to spend seven or eight months a year here. 1158 01:14:34,932 --> 01:14:37,393 Two years? 1159 01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:39,937 Honey, the company isn't doing well. 1160 01:14:40,021 --> 01:14:43,441 If I don't go to work, we could lose everything. 1161 01:14:45,401 --> 01:14:47,361 Two years! 1162 01:14:47,403 --> 01:14:50,364 You've got to give me at least a year and a half. 1163 01:14:50,448 --> 01:14:54,410 If a picture comes up, you go to L.A. and do it. 1164 01:14:54,493 --> 01:14:56,454 Pictures don't come up in Boston. 1165 01:14:56,537 --> 01:14:59,290 You don't get to do screen tests in Massachusetts... 1166 01:14:59,373 --> 01:15:01,709 or meet directors or producers on Plymouth Rock! 1167 01:15:01,751 --> 01:15:06,130 I had a hard enough time getting into the studios when I was there every day. 1168 01:15:06,214 --> 01:15:09,091 - Why was that, Charley? - It's a tough business. 1169 01:15:09,175 --> 01:15:13,638 Especially when you're married to the guy who dumped Adele Horner. 1170 01:15:13,721 --> 01:15:16,432 Right. And who did I dump her for? 1171 01:15:16,516 --> 01:15:19,227 Isn't that worth two years of your life? 1172 01:15:19,310 --> 01:15:22,396 Is it a torture to live in a place like this? 1173 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,566 This is high society. It doesn't get any higher. 1174 01:15:25,650 --> 01:15:28,736 I just want a chance to do it on my own. 1175 01:15:28,819 --> 01:15:30,780 I can understand that. 1176 01:15:30,905 --> 01:15:33,616 All I want is what's coming to me. 1177 01:15:33,699 --> 01:15:36,118 - Don't touch me. - You're good at singing. 1178 01:15:36,202 --> 01:15:39,789 I'm very good at inheriting money. 1179 01:15:39,914 --> 01:15:42,792 I may be the best in my field. 1180 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:47,505 I just don't want to be without you. 1181 01:15:49,590 --> 01:15:53,636 I'll leave it up to you. Whatever you decide is fine. 1182 01:15:56,347 --> 01:15:59,809 You know I can't be without you two years. 1183 01:15:59,934 --> 01:16:02,603 Oh, God! 1184 01:16:02,687 --> 01:16:05,273 [ Phil ] So they stayed... 1185 01:16:05,356 --> 01:16:09,110 and Vicki began the pleasant process of fitting into Boston. 1186 01:16:09,235 --> 01:16:12,446 A lot of parties, new clothes, a lot of hats. 1187 01:16:12,488 --> 01:16:14,782 I recall she mentioned hats. 1188 01:16:14,824 --> 01:16:19,620 Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed with saving the family business. 1189 01:16:19,662 --> 01:16:22,623 He was determined to make the old man proud. 1190 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:25,459 Vicki spent her nights alone waiting for Charley. 1191 01:16:25,501 --> 01:16:27,461 He was very busy. 1192 01:16:27,503 --> 01:16:31,132 He was making major important business decisions. 1193 01:16:31,215 --> 01:16:34,969 It needs a little more mint, guys. 1194 01:16:38,264 --> 01:16:41,851 Vicki, darling, how long have you been here? 1195 01:16:43,686 --> 01:16:46,314 Vicki, darling? 1196 01:16:48,524 --> 01:16:52,570 Oh, ah, two years. We've been here two years. 1197 01:16:52,653 --> 01:16:55,323 Carl and I were married two years... 1198 01:16:55,364 --> 01:16:57,325 when our sex life died. 1199 01:16:57,366 --> 01:17:00,077 We had a small funeral. It was lovely. 1200 01:17:00,203 --> 01:17:04,665 - Charles is having an affair with his secretary. - What? 1201 01:17:04,707 --> 01:17:06,334 Oh, no, no, darling. 1202 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:09,879 My Charles, not your Charles. 1203 01:17:09,921 --> 01:17:13,716 Oh! I didn't think-- 1204 01:17:13,799 --> 01:17:17,345 Everything is all right with you two, isn't it? 1205 01:17:17,428 --> 01:17:20,848 Oh, absolutely. We're fine. 1206 01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:23,935 He's just a little busy. 1207 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:28,231 - Busy? - "Just have to finish these reports, dear." 1208 01:17:35,154 --> 01:17:37,532 - Hi. - Hi. 1209 01:17:37,573 --> 01:17:40,076 Whatcha doing? 1210 01:17:40,201 --> 01:17:42,870 I gotta get through these reports. 1211 01:17:42,912 --> 01:17:45,540 How much longer? 1212 01:17:45,623 --> 01:17:47,583 Couple of hours. 1213 01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:49,794 Oh, Charley! 1214 01:17:49,877 --> 01:17:53,297 I miss you so much. 1215 01:17:53,381 --> 01:17:55,716 I miss you, too, baby. 1216 01:17:58,302 --> 01:18:00,304 How does that feel? 1217 01:18:01,848 --> 01:18:04,141 That feels great, baby. 1218 01:18:05,977 --> 01:18:08,604 Do you know where my hand is? 1219 01:18:08,688 --> 01:18:10,731 Not now, okay. Maybe later. 1220 01:18:10,815 --> 01:18:14,443 Not later, Charley. Now! 1221 01:18:14,527 --> 01:18:16,821 Ow! 1222 01:18:16,904 --> 01:18:20,116 What are you doing? What's the matter with you? 1223 01:18:21,659 --> 01:18:24,161 What's the matter with us? 1224 01:18:24,245 --> 01:18:26,622 What's happening to us? 1225 01:18:26,664 --> 01:18:28,833 Nothing's happening. 1226 01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,836 - Exactly. Nothing. - What are you talking about? 1227 01:18:31,919 --> 01:18:34,839 Where's that crazy feeling you used to have about me? 1228 01:18:34,881 --> 01:18:36,841 Where is it, Charley? 1229 01:18:36,883 --> 01:18:40,469 Oh, come on, baby. 1230 01:18:47,226 --> 01:18:49,812 - It's gone. - No, it's not. 1231 01:18:49,854 --> 01:18:52,273 Don't lie. 1232 01:18:52,356 --> 01:18:55,276 Well, a little, but it'll come back. 1233 01:18:55,359 --> 01:18:57,987 This happens to everybody. 1234 01:18:58,029 --> 01:19:00,781 Charley, we don't even touch each other anymore. 1235 01:19:00,865 --> 01:19:04,160 Remember how you used to love to touch me? 1236 01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:06,204 I still do. 1237 01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:10,958 No, you don't, Charley. 1238 01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:14,504 We've been here two years. 1239 01:19:14,545 --> 01:19:18,633 Get us out of here before it kills us. Please! 1240 01:19:18,716 --> 01:19:23,346 You can't expect me to walk away from such an important part of my life. 1241 01:19:23,429 --> 01:19:25,348 I did. 1242 01:19:25,389 --> 01:19:29,310 The board of directors is trying to squeeze me out. 1243 01:19:29,393 --> 01:19:32,897 I've put everything we own into the stock options. 1244 01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:35,650 If I leave now, we'll lose everything. 1245 01:19:35,733 --> 01:19:38,694 If you stay, you'll lose me. 1246 01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:42,865 I kept my side of the bargain. 1247 01:19:49,121 --> 01:19:51,749 What's it gonna be, Charley? 1248 01:20:24,615 --> 01:20:28,744 [ Phil] Christmas, 1950, was not a happy time for Charley Pearl. 1249 01:20:28,828 --> 01:20:31,247 They were divorced for the second time. 1250 01:20:31,330 --> 01:20:33,416 Somewhere fate was laughing. 1251 01:20:33,624 --> 01:20:37,712 Then spring arrived and tragedy struck one of our own. 1252 01:20:37,795 --> 01:20:39,922 Sammy announced he was getting married. 1253 01:20:40,006 --> 01:20:42,758 So we drove back to the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch. 1254 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:44,969 Bugsy Siegel had been bumped off. 1255 01:20:45,011 --> 01:20:49,140 We figured Nevada was now safe. Even Charley made the trip west. 1256 01:20:49,182 --> 01:20:51,684 - Boy, was he a load of laughs. - Somebody cheer Charley up. 1257 01:20:51,726 --> 01:20:54,812 - He's givin' me the creeps. - Leave the man alone. He's grieving. 1258 01:20:54,896 --> 01:20:58,191 I can't believe I'm getting married. 1259 01:20:58,232 --> 01:21:00,902 - Why'd you say "yes"? - I don't know. 1260 01:21:00,985 --> 01:21:03,613 I think she had a hypnotist over while I was sleeping. 1261 01:21:03,696 --> 01:21:05,948 - What do you think about Adele? - What? 1262 01:21:06,032 --> 01:21:08,576 She eloped to Mexico with her chauffeur. 1263 01:21:08,659 --> 01:21:10,828 Lew Horner cut her off without a cent. 1264 01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:13,497 You are kidding me! 1265 01:21:13,539 --> 01:21:16,292 They say two out of four marriages ends in divorce. 1266 01:21:16,375 --> 01:21:19,795 The other two are suicides! But I-- Hey! 1267 01:21:19,879 --> 01:21:22,089 - I wonder where she is now. - Adele? 1268 01:21:22,173 --> 01:21:24,800 - In Mexico with the chauffeur. - No, Vicki! 1269 01:21:24,884 --> 01:21:27,970 - Haven't played that in years! - I was crazy about that woman. 1270 01:21:28,054 --> 01:21:29,639 - Vicki. - Right. 1271 01:21:29,722 --> 01:21:33,100 Then one day it stopped. Just like that. Why? 1272 01:21:33,184 --> 01:21:36,187 Why? Because you're a man, Charley. 1273 01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:39,148 And men are crazy, fucked up sons-of-bitches. 1274 01:21:39,232 --> 01:21:43,402 We want what we can't have, and when we have it we don't want it anymore. 1275 01:21:43,444 --> 01:21:46,656 - Look at him. - Look at me, going to a whorehouse... 1276 01:21:46,739 --> 01:21:49,200 so I can get hot for my wife on our honeymoon... 1277 01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:52,245 who I already shtupped twelve hundred times. 1278 01:21:52,286 --> 01:21:54,288 We're all nuts! 1279 01:21:54,372 --> 01:21:56,290 - You're not the first. - What? 1280 01:21:56,374 --> 01:21:59,168 - Lots of guys shtupped your wife twelve hundred times. - I did. 1281 01:21:59,252 --> 01:22:01,462 See? The first person we asked. 1282 01:22:01,546 --> 01:22:03,840 - That is not funny. - What is not? 1283 01:22:03,923 --> 01:22:06,759 - Hey, slow up.Just slow up. - What for? 1284 01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:12,181 -Aw, no. - I don't believe it. 1285 01:22:12,265 --> 01:22:15,017 -Are you serious? - Do you know... 1286 01:22:15,101 --> 01:22:17,645 what the odds are on this happening? Predictable. 1287 01:22:17,728 --> 01:22:19,689 -Just one drink. - No, no. 1288 01:22:19,772 --> 01:22:22,316 Every time we stop for a drink, you gotta get married. 1289 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,694 I just want to wish her good luck. 1290 01:22:24,777 --> 01:22:26,946 Tie it on a rock and throw it through the window. 1291 01:22:31,242 --> 01:22:35,621 I'm so glad that I ain't no fool no more 1292 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:43,880 I'm so glad that I ain't no fool no more 1293 01:22:43,963 --> 01:22:46,757 God, she still looks great, huh? 1294 01:22:46,841 --> 01:22:49,635 Oh, well, I don't mean that great. 1295 01:22:49,677 --> 01:22:53,723 She looks good. Nice. Regular. 1296 01:22:53,806 --> 01:22:57,518 My ma wants me to marry a multimillionaire 1297 01:22:57,602 --> 01:23:00,688 But I just want somebody who can handle me with care 1298 01:23:00,771 --> 01:23:03,357 So now you seen her, don't look anymore. 1299 01:23:03,441 --> 01:23:05,359 Remember that story in the Bible? 1300 01:23:05,443 --> 01:23:07,570 You're gonna turn into a box of salt. 1301 01:23:07,653 --> 01:23:10,364 It's a Biblical story. You can check. 1302 01:23:10,448 --> 01:23:12,867 It's over, finito, kaput, huh? 1303 01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:16,704 - Fellas, let's go. - We didn't order no champagne. 1304 01:23:16,787 --> 01:23:20,875 - Compliments of Mr. Denaro. - Who's Mr. Denaro? 1305 01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:24,378 Number-one man at the hotel. 1306 01:23:24,462 --> 01:23:27,465 Look at this. It went from Bugsy to crazy. 1307 01:23:27,548 --> 01:23:31,761 Pal, tell Miss Anderson to join us for a glass of champagne... 1308 01:23:31,844 --> 01:23:33,846 Shh! After this set is over. 1309 01:23:33,888 --> 01:23:37,558 Miss Anderson doesn't drink with guests. 1310 01:23:37,642 --> 01:23:40,937 Hey, hey, pal, this is not a guest. 1311 01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:44,357 This is Charley Pearl. He was both her husbands. 1312 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:48,027 I'm sorry. Mr. Denaro's orders. 1313 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:51,656 She's taken up with Gus! I should've known... 1314 01:23:51,739 --> 01:23:56,118 that these cheap Vegas punks were always her style. 1315 01:23:56,202 --> 01:23:59,247 Charley, this girl had a shot at the big leagues... 1316 01:23:59,372 --> 01:24:02,333 - but could not hit the fastball. - He's not wrong. 1317 01:24:02,458 --> 01:24:06,754 I don't care if you're young of if you're old 1318 01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:11,843 - Let's get outta here. -Smart. 1319 01:24:11,926 --> 01:24:14,887 Her face is gettin' a little puffy, you notice? 1320 01:24:14,971 --> 01:24:18,975 On my mother's life, I was gonna say that, but I was afraid to. 1321 01:24:19,058 --> 01:24:23,646 She put on a few pounds in the hips. You notice the hips? 1322 01:24:23,729 --> 01:24:26,649 In two years you couldn't fit her into a freight elevator. 1323 01:24:26,732 --> 01:24:28,943 I thought she had sandwiches in her mouth. 1324 01:24:29,026 --> 01:24:32,196 You got rid of her just in time, Charley. 1325 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:35,533 - Hey, where's Charley? - He stopped at the john. 1326 01:24:35,616 --> 01:24:37,702 Alone? 1327 01:24:37,785 --> 01:24:40,746 - Why didn't you go with him? - I don't go unless I gotta do something. 1328 01:24:40,830 --> 01:24:44,083 - What's the matter with you? - Hey, be careful! 1329 01:24:44,167 --> 01:24:46,127 Bye. 1330 01:24:49,630 --> 01:24:52,717 So this is what you left Boston for? 1331 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:57,555 - I thought you gave me up for something better than this. - I like it here, Charley. 1332 01:24:58,931 --> 01:25:02,351 So, how's the toothpaste business? 1333 01:25:02,435 --> 01:25:05,563 You having fun thinking up next year's favors? 1334 01:25:05,646 --> 01:25:08,149 At least that's next year's. You went back to last year's. 1335 01:25:08,232 --> 01:25:11,110 You like working with Gus as much as Bugsy? 1336 01:25:11,194 --> 01:25:13,654 Excuse me while I get my divorce papers to see... 1337 01:25:13,738 --> 01:25:17,074 where it says you have the right to ask me personal questions. 1338 01:25:17,158 --> 01:25:19,744 I don't have to be married to you to be worried. 1339 01:25:22,121 --> 01:25:26,667 - Ten seconds and then I call the boys. - The boys? 1340 01:25:26,751 --> 01:25:31,547 Oh, that's cute. What's happening to you? 1341 01:25:31,631 --> 01:25:34,050 Is Gus the one slipping in your side window... 1342 01:25:34,091 --> 01:25:37,929 or does he still have a key to the front door? 1343 01:25:39,347 --> 01:25:41,849 Nobody's laid their hands on me... 1344 01:25:41,933 --> 01:25:45,728 since the day you stopped laying your hands on me. 1345 01:25:46,687 --> 01:25:49,899 Now get your hands off me. 1346 01:25:52,443 --> 01:25:55,404 I don't know how that happened... 1347 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:57,657 but you changed on me. 1348 01:25:59,325 --> 01:26:01,994 And who changed me, Charley? 1349 01:26:02,078 --> 01:26:03,996 If you wanted Adele... 1350 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:07,917 why didn't you marry her in the first place... 1351 01:26:07,959 --> 01:26:11,587 - or the second? - I made a mistake. 1352 01:26:11,629 --> 01:26:14,257 But I gave you enough money not to have to play... 1353 01:26:14,382 --> 01:26:17,260 a crummy place like this! 1354 01:26:23,099 --> 01:26:26,769 All right, maybe it is over between you and me. 1355 01:26:26,853 --> 01:26:28,813 Maybe? 1356 01:26:28,855 --> 01:26:31,315 You can go to the casino and bet on it! 1357 01:26:31,399 --> 01:26:34,610 I just don't want you to throw your life away, understand? 1358 01:26:34,694 --> 01:26:37,780 I've already thrown away two years... 1359 01:26:37,864 --> 01:26:41,826 giving dinner parties for 22 dead people. 1360 01:26:41,909 --> 01:26:45,830 - You really are a tramp. - You loved the tramp in me! 1361 01:26:45,872 --> 01:26:50,459 You kissed it good-bye when you made me raise my pinky holding a teacup. 1362 01:26:50,585 --> 01:26:53,337 You won't make me ashamed of myself. 1363 01:26:53,462 --> 01:26:55,798 I can't be bought by you or anybody.! 1364 01:27:00,803 --> 01:27:03,055 I can't believe you did-- 1365 01:27:03,139 --> 01:27:07,643 What the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ.! Wait.! 1366 01:27:07,685 --> 01:27:11,147 You wouldn't dare? Okay, come on. 1367 01:27:11,230 --> 01:27:14,066 Come on. I dare you.! 1368 01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:16,194 Come on.! 1369 01:27:16,319 --> 01:27:19,447 I can't believe you did that! 1370 01:27:20,698 --> 01:27:22,700 All right, wait.! 1371 01:27:22,783 --> 01:27:26,329 I'm going, but I'm taking you with me! 1372 01:27:26,412 --> 01:27:29,749 Aaah! Stop! 1373 01:27:29,832 --> 01:27:32,001 Oh! 1374 01:27:32,043 --> 01:27:34,879 You ripped my dress! 1375 01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:40,843 Owww! 1376 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,391 This is cute, really cute. 1377 01:27:47,475 --> 01:27:49,519 Ah, ah-- 1378 01:27:51,103 --> 01:27:53,856 Why is it you don't ever seem to listen, huh? 1379 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:56,067 Didn't you hear the waiter? 1380 01:27:56,150 --> 01:27:58,778 You need my permission to see the star. 1381 01:27:58,861 --> 01:28:02,240 Gus, why don't you go out to the bar... 1382 01:28:02,281 --> 01:28:05,326 and try to look like Bugsy. 1383 01:28:05,451 --> 01:28:08,955 Once I was nice enough to give you a warning. I'm not that nice anymore. 1384 01:28:09,038 --> 01:28:11,249 Who's your tailor, Gus? 1385 01:28:11,332 --> 01:28:14,919 This suit looks like the lining to a better suit. 1386 01:28:15,002 --> 01:28:17,463 You're a funny guy. 1387 01:28:19,048 --> 01:28:21,050 Don't, don't! He's leaving. 1388 01:28:21,133 --> 01:28:23,135 Come on. 1389 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:29,642 Hey, count to three before I go, Gus. 1390 01:28:29,725 --> 01:28:32,603 Can you count that high, Gus? 1391 01:28:35,523 --> 01:28:38,484 - Charley,just shut up. - You know what I hear, Gus? 1392 01:28:38,526 --> 01:28:42,029 - Keep talkin', playboy. - I hear you go to the cemetrey... 1393 01:28:42,154 --> 01:28:45,616 and kiss where Bugsy's ass used to be. 1394 01:28:45,741 --> 01:28:49,537 That's what Vicki told me, Gus. Ain't that right, honey? 1395 01:28:51,873 --> 01:28:55,376 No, Gus, stop it.! You're killing him. 1396 01:28:55,501 --> 01:28:58,588 I'm gonna ask one question. The answer better be "yes." 1397 01:28:58,671 --> 01:29:01,465 You ain't never gonna come around and bother Vicki. 1398 01:29:01,507 --> 01:29:03,926 - Is that right? - Yes, yes, he promises. 1399 01:29:04,010 --> 01:29:06,846 Is that right? 1400 01:29:06,888 --> 01:29:09,599 [Vicki ] Yes,yes,yes. 1401 01:29:09,682 --> 01:29:11,767 Oh, I hated doing that. 1402 01:29:18,274 --> 01:29:20,943 You idiot! You want to get us killed? 1403 01:29:21,027 --> 01:29:23,654 No, I was trying to get you fired! 1404 01:29:23,779 --> 01:29:25,698 Oh, whoa.! 1405 01:29:27,241 --> 01:29:29,660 Don't you guys ever grab anywhere else? 1406 01:29:29,702 --> 01:29:32,622 I'll bet he's already proposed to her. 1407 01:29:32,705 --> 01:29:34,665 Ooo. 1408 01:29:34,790 --> 01:29:37,335 Jesus, it's a massacre. 1409 01:29:37,418 --> 01:29:41,214 All right, somebody get Vicki out of here. 1410 01:29:41,255 --> 01:29:43,216 I'll do that. That'll be my job. 1411 01:29:43,299 --> 01:29:47,678 There are four of us and only one of you. 1412 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,683 I think he likes the odds, George. 1413 01:29:52,808 --> 01:29:56,270 - They might need you. - They're much better off without me. 1414 01:29:56,312 --> 01:30:00,066 Believe me when I say that. This is, uh... 1415 01:30:00,107 --> 01:30:03,110 -[ Yelling, Crashing ] - not my forte. 1416 01:30:03,152 --> 01:30:05,530 Oh, my God! 1417 01:30:05,613 --> 01:30:07,573 That's not George. That's a good sound. 1418 01:30:07,615 --> 01:30:10,034 They're working it out, is what they are. 1419 01:30:10,117 --> 01:30:13,162 - Sweetheart, come with me. - Let's get outta here. 1420 01:30:22,171 --> 01:30:24,423 Watch the hair! 1421 01:30:24,465 --> 01:30:27,426 You should see what I did to that big palooka. 1422 01:30:27,468 --> 01:30:29,637 Let's go! 1423 01:30:40,982 --> 01:30:43,526 Thank you. We had a great ti-- 1424 01:30:49,490 --> 01:30:53,160 It's God's curse on me for wanting to get shtupped again. 1425 01:30:57,790 --> 01:31:01,169 - Can't you pull down a side street? - It's all desert! 1426 01:31:02,211 --> 01:31:04,922 - Make a right. - There's no road there! 1427 01:31:05,006 --> 01:31:07,383 Just do it.! 1428 01:31:07,466 --> 01:31:11,095 Vicki, I can't see a damn thing.! 1429 01:31:11,179 --> 01:31:13,222 This is like looking for... 1430 01:31:13,347 --> 01:31:15,975 a ballpark in the minor leagues. 1431 01:31:18,519 --> 01:31:21,063 If there's a bus stop, I'd like to be let out. 1432 01:31:22,773 --> 01:31:24,692 - Make another right. - Where? 1433 01:31:24,775 --> 01:31:28,070 - Anywhere. - You can't make a right anywhere. It has to be somewhere. 1434 01:31:28,154 --> 01:31:30,072 Oh, God. 1435 01:31:32,325 --> 01:31:35,077 What are you doing? 1436 01:31:37,788 --> 01:31:39,790 - We got 'em, Gus. - Shut up. 1437 01:31:39,874 --> 01:31:41,584 [ Shouting ] 1438 01:31:42,668 --> 01:31:45,713 - Hey, do we got 'em Gus? - Shut up. 1439 01:32:05,775 --> 01:32:09,320 Who got killed? Them or us? 1440 01:32:09,403 --> 01:32:11,489 Seriously. 1441 01:32:18,371 --> 01:32:22,917 The station doesn't open 'til 7:00. I got some rooms. 1442 01:32:23,042 --> 01:32:25,419 I'm surprised they took us without reservations. 1443 01:32:25,503 --> 01:32:28,589 This is where werewolves stop on camping trips. 1444 01:32:28,673 --> 01:32:31,425 They only had two. Good night. 1445 01:32:31,509 --> 01:32:34,387 - Give me that. - Five guys in one room? 1446 01:32:34,470 --> 01:32:37,890 In the minor leagues, the whole team sleeps in one room. 1447 01:32:37,974 --> 01:32:40,142 I get a bed. 1448 01:33:07,086 --> 01:33:09,046 Where were you? 1449 01:33:10,381 --> 01:33:13,176 I'm freezing. Close the window. 1450 01:33:18,806 --> 01:33:20,892 Oh, Vicki, baby. 1451 01:33:20,975 --> 01:33:24,187 - I missed you so much. - Stop right there. 1452 01:33:27,190 --> 01:33:31,736 Is it back? That old feeling... 1453 01:33:31,819 --> 01:33:35,823 that you'd go nuts if you don't get to touch me? 1454 01:33:36,908 --> 01:33:38,868 Yeah, it's back. 1455 01:33:38,951 --> 01:33:41,120 We have to talk first. 1456 01:33:41,204 --> 01:33:43,581 Stand over there. 1457 01:33:47,210 --> 01:33:50,671 What's changed, Charley? I still want to be a singer. 1458 01:33:50,755 --> 01:33:53,549 You still want to be chairman of the board. 1459 01:33:53,633 --> 01:33:55,885 Somebody's got to give up something. 1460 01:33:57,136 --> 01:33:59,680 I gave up my stock options. 1461 01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:02,308 I sold my house. 1462 01:34:02,391 --> 01:34:05,937 I left all that behind. 1463 01:34:08,272 --> 01:34:10,650 I went crazy without you, baby. 1464 01:34:13,945 --> 01:34:17,406 I took that job in Vegas... 1465 01:34:17,448 --> 01:34:22,245 'cause I knew it was the one place that you'd find me. 1466 01:34:22,328 --> 01:34:24,413 I never would've stopped looking. 1467 01:34:24,497 --> 01:34:27,667 Charley, this is a curse. 1468 01:34:27,750 --> 01:34:31,003 It's okay to love somebody... 1469 01:34:31,128 --> 01:34:36,259 but it's neurotic to think you can't live without them. 1470 01:34:36,342 --> 01:34:38,302 I read that in "Reader's Digest." 1471 01:34:38,344 --> 01:34:40,304 I want you back. 1472 01:34:40,346 --> 01:34:43,015 We'll live in L.A. You can sing, dance, act-- 1473 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:45,935 Whatever the hell you want, so long as we're together. 1474 01:34:45,977 --> 01:34:47,937 Please? 1475 01:34:47,979 --> 01:34:50,606 You won't regret it. 1476 01:34:50,648 --> 01:34:52,942 I promise, Charley. 1477 01:34:52,984 --> 01:34:55,152 Look at you. 1478 01:34:55,278 --> 01:34:57,446 Let's get married in the morning, baby. 1479 01:34:57,530 --> 01:34:59,615 Ah, shit, Charley! 1480 01:34:59,657 --> 01:35:03,619 - I don't want to get married again. - We've rehearsed twice. 1481 01:35:03,661 --> 01:35:06,622 We're practically professionals. What's the problem? 1482 01:35:06,664 --> 01:35:09,208 - Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl-- - I do. 1483 01:35:09,333 --> 01:35:12,879 - Take Victoria to be your lawfully wedded wife? - I do. 1484 01:35:12,962 --> 01:35:16,340 Not yet. For as long as you both shall live? 1485 01:35:16,424 --> 01:35:18,634 - Now. - I do. 1486 01:35:18,676 --> 01:35:21,804 If the man says, "Can do," can do. 1487 01:35:21,846 --> 01:35:24,307 Do you, Victoria Rosemary Anderson... 1488 01:35:24,348 --> 01:35:26,058 take Charles to be your husband? 1489 01:35:26,184 --> 01:35:28,728 In sickness and in health? For better or worse? 1490 01:35:28,811 --> 01:35:32,857 Richer or poorer, so long as you both shall live? 1491 01:35:38,487 --> 01:35:41,908 I don't think she's comin' outta the gate. 1492 01:35:41,991 --> 01:35:45,077 The filly's nervous. Never a winner on this track. 1493 01:35:46,829 --> 01:35:49,916 Take your pitch and swing, baby. 1494 01:35:49,999 --> 01:35:51,584 I do. 1495 01:35:51,667 --> 01:35:56,088 With the power vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife. 1496 01:35:56,214 --> 01:35:59,050 You may kiss the bride. 1497 01:36:00,009 --> 01:36:02,762 This is the happiest day of my life. 1498 01:36:04,472 --> 01:36:07,183 I always love these days, too, Charley. 1499 01:36:07,266 --> 01:36:09,185 I really do. 1500 01:36:09,268 --> 01:36:12,522 Hey, atta boy, Charley. 1501 01:36:17,318 --> 01:36:19,904 The greatest comeback in marital history. 1502 01:36:19,987 --> 01:36:22,073 - Good luck, babe. - Thank you. 1503 01:36:22,156 --> 01:36:24,742 After Sherry and I get married, we're gonna get divorced. 1504 01:36:24,825 --> 01:36:26,786 - This is so romantic. - No. 1505 01:36:33,334 --> 01:36:36,587 [ Phil ]And so the happy newly, newly, newlyweds... 1506 01:36:36,671 --> 01:36:38,631 drove off into the sunset... 1507 01:36:38,673 --> 01:36:42,093 where,you would imagine, they lived happily-ever-after. 1508 01:36:42,134 --> 01:36:46,597 Truth? They drove straight to a walnut grove in Culver City, California. 1509 01:36:46,681 --> 01:36:50,226 See, for the first time in his life, Charley had plans. 1510 01:36:50,309 --> 01:36:52,645 This is it. 1511 01:36:54,063 --> 01:36:56,983 This is what? 1512 01:36:57,024 --> 01:36:59,819 This is ours. 26 acres. 1513 01:36:59,902 --> 01:37:03,614 I bought it. It'll be finished in nine months. 1514 01:37:03,698 --> 01:37:08,995 - Charley, not another big house. - Not a house. 1515 01:37:09,078 --> 01:37:13,332 A movie studio. Pearl Productions. 1516 01:37:13,416 --> 01:37:16,919 I'm gonna make movies just for you, baby! 1517 01:37:17,003 --> 01:37:19,130 Oh, Charley... 1518 01:37:19,213 --> 01:37:22,300 - what do you know about making movies? - What's to know? 1519 01:37:22,341 --> 01:37:25,178 You buy a movie camera. I point the camera at you... 1520 01:37:25,219 --> 01:37:27,972 and America falls in love with you... 1521 01:37:28,014 --> 01:37:31,017 just the way I did. 1522 01:37:31,058 --> 01:37:34,020 [ Phil ] Pearl Studios cost 15 million bucks. 1523 01:37:34,103 --> 01:37:36,814 Lucky coincidence. That's all the money Charley had left. 1524 01:37:36,856 --> 01:37:40,610 Nine months later, a star was about to be born. 1525 01:37:40,693 --> 01:37:43,696 Except... it came out a baby. 1526 01:37:46,073 --> 01:37:48,034 Unbelievable. 1527 01:37:51,037 --> 01:37:53,789 But it didn't stop production, no siree. 1528 01:37:53,873 --> 01:37:56,959 Because with hard work and perseverance... 1529 01:37:57,043 --> 01:37:59,962 11 months later they had another baby. 1530 01:38:00,046 --> 01:38:02,548 Finally, Charley found the right property for Vicki.. 1531 01:38:02,632 --> 01:38:05,134 A big-budget musical extravaganza. 1532 01:38:05,218 --> 01:38:07,178 When Vicki heard the news, she was so excited... 1533 01:38:07,261 --> 01:38:08,804 she had twins. 1534 01:38:08,888 --> 01:38:11,641 Charley was never happier in his life. 1535 01:38:11,724 --> 01:38:14,810 He had Vicki, a family, a home. 1536 01:38:14,894 --> 01:38:18,022 Only he didn't have the studio, which went bankrupt. 1537 01:38:18,105 --> 01:38:20,233 There's an old saying in Hollywood-- 1538 01:38:20,274 --> 01:38:22,485 "You can't make hits unless you make pictures. " 1539 01:38:22,568 --> 01:38:25,947 Vicki got back to her singing... 1540 01:38:25,988 --> 01:38:28,824 this time to support the family. 1541 01:38:28,908 --> 01:38:32,245 Charley was finding out there were not a lot of job opportunities... 1542 01:38:32,286 --> 01:38:35,414 for ex-millionaire, playboy, toothpaste kings. 1543 01:38:35,456 --> 01:38:37,750 All the influential people he had known... 1544 01:38:37,792 --> 01:38:40,920 guys he had picked up countless tabs for... 1545 01:38:41,003 --> 01:38:44,590 now wouldn't give Charley the time of day. 1546 01:38:44,632 --> 01:38:47,426 [Vicki ] After all the things you told me 1547 01:38:47,510 --> 01:38:53,099 And the promises that you gave 1548 01:38:53,182 --> 01:38:57,562 As Vicki's star climbed higher and higher... 1549 01:38:57,645 --> 01:39:01,190 Charley's crashed and burned. 1550 01:39:03,484 --> 01:39:07,947 1954 found the rest of us riding the tail of a comet. 1551 01:39:07,989 --> 01:39:11,117 Tony and me were starring with "La Hayworth. " 1552 01:39:11,158 --> 01:39:13,452 Sammy had a hit musical on Broadway. 1553 01:39:13,494 --> 01:39:16,706 And George had Cincinnati in second place. 1554 01:39:16,789 --> 01:39:20,459 About a year passed, and another of our brave comrades fell. 1555 01:39:20,501 --> 01:39:23,462 Tony Madden, now MGM's biggest star... 1556 01:39:23,504 --> 01:39:28,134 was finally caught in that evil spider's web that traps us all--marriage. 1557 01:39:28,176 --> 01:39:31,554 He not only got the girl, he bought Lew Homer's house. 1558 01:39:31,637 --> 01:39:34,807 I'm telling ya, irony, irony everywhere. 1559 01:39:34,849 --> 01:39:38,811 I wonder if she knows it's a toupee. 1560 01:39:38,853 --> 01:39:42,815 - That's not his real hair? - It is, but when it fell out... 1561 01:39:42,857 --> 01:39:45,151 he had it made into a toupee. 1562 01:39:45,193 --> 01:39:49,238 - Look at these fool guys. - That's us seven years ago. 1563 01:39:49,322 --> 01:39:51,782 Do you think they'll make it as big as we did? 1564 01:39:51,866 --> 01:39:53,826 Nah, we're the last of our breed. 1565 01:39:53,910 --> 01:39:56,621 Isn't one of your friends missing, darling? 1566 01:39:56,704 --> 01:39:58,873 Charley Pearl and Vicki. 1567 01:39:58,915 --> 01:40:02,001 - They'll be here. Don't worry. - I hope nothing's wrong. 1568 01:40:02,084 --> 01:40:04,795 Nah! Probably just stopped off to have another kid. 1569 01:40:04,879 --> 01:40:10,301 Sorry I couldn't buy you a new dress for the party. 1570 01:40:10,384 --> 01:40:15,473 Charley, I've only had this a year and I've worn it twice. 1571 01:40:15,556 --> 01:40:18,684 I never thought a wife of mine would wear costume jewelery. 1572 01:40:18,768 --> 01:40:21,812 It's not even good costume jewelery. 1573 01:40:21,896 --> 01:40:25,608 You don't like this bracelet? I love it! 1574 01:40:25,691 --> 01:40:28,903 Who cares? It looks better than the real stuff anyway. 1575 01:40:31,697 --> 01:40:33,824 Let's not go. 1576 01:40:33,908 --> 01:40:37,453 It's gonna be boring, the same jokes, songs... 1577 01:40:37,537 --> 01:40:41,082 the same faces. I'm sick of these people. 1578 01:40:41,123 --> 01:40:45,086 These guys were more laughs when they were bums. 1579 01:40:46,796 --> 01:40:50,258 We've missed the last three parties. 1580 01:40:50,383 --> 01:40:53,302 You've gotta stop hiding from your friends, Charley. 1581 01:40:53,386 --> 01:40:57,974 - They're your friends. - I'm not hiding from my friends. 1582 01:41:01,060 --> 01:41:03,646 Okay. Never mind. Let's go. 1583 01:41:03,729 --> 01:41:08,234 Wait, what did you mean, "hiding from my friends"? 1584 01:41:08,317 --> 01:41:12,154 - Never mind! - Hey, I want an answer to my question. 1585 01:41:12,238 --> 01:41:14,782 -Just let go of it. - What did you mean? 1586 01:41:14,824 --> 01:41:18,578 - What did you mean by that? - It doesn't matter, Charley! 1587 01:41:23,291 --> 01:41:25,918 You just... 1588 01:41:26,002 --> 01:41:29,088 you just had a little run of bad luck. 1589 01:41:29,172 --> 01:41:31,382 "A run of bad luck"? 1590 01:41:31,465 --> 01:41:34,677 I've had a fucking marathon! 1591 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:38,264 - Why don't you go to the party by yourself? - No. 1592 01:41:38,347 --> 01:41:40,975 There'll be a lot of successful people like you. 1593 01:41:41,017 --> 01:41:43,728 You can compare your reviews in "Variety," 1594 01:41:43,811 --> 01:41:48,024 how many times your names have been in the columns. 1595 01:41:48,107 --> 01:41:50,151 Okay? 1596 01:41:50,193 --> 01:41:53,279 I didn't ask you to build the studio, Charley. 1597 01:41:53,362 --> 01:41:55,448 I didn't say "Make me a movie star." 1598 01:41:55,531 --> 01:41:57,992 I just wanted to sing, that's all! 1599 01:41:58,075 --> 01:42:01,120 - Why didn't you stop me from making an ass of myself? - What? 1600 01:42:01,204 --> 01:42:03,915 What the hell did I know about making movies? 1601 01:42:03,998 --> 01:42:06,250 - Huh? - I don't believe this. 1602 01:42:06,334 --> 01:42:09,754 - A husband and wife are supposed to look out for each other, right? - Yes. 1603 01:42:09,837 --> 01:42:12,965 Why didn't you stop me from writing all those checks... 1604 01:42:13,049 --> 01:42:16,928 to every creep looking for a lovesick sucker... 1605 01:42:17,011 --> 01:42:20,181 - which is what I am. Am I right? - You're not. 1606 01:42:21,599 --> 01:42:25,144 I pulled you out of that place in Vegas, didn't I? 1607 01:42:25,228 --> 01:42:28,147 You're never gonna let me forget, are you? 1608 01:42:28,231 --> 01:42:32,235 How you pulled me out of Vegas and made me respectable. 1609 01:42:32,360 --> 01:42:35,780 Then I work my ass off, gain a little self-respect while bringing up your kids. 1610 01:42:35,863 --> 01:42:38,699 But you can't take that, can you, Charley? 1611 01:42:39,992 --> 01:42:43,704 What do you want? Me to stay at home? 1612 01:42:43,788 --> 01:42:46,123 I can be a wife! I can be a bimbo! 1613 01:42:46,165 --> 01:42:48,501 It's your choice. What do you want? 1614 01:42:48,584 --> 01:42:52,338 No,no,no. I'm the bimbo here. 1615 01:42:52,421 --> 01:42:55,341 I mean, I'm a kept man. 1616 01:42:55,424 --> 01:42:57,426 - No, Charley. - Do you know where this party is? 1617 01:42:57,510 --> 01:43:01,514 This is in the house that Adele Horner lived in... 1618 01:43:01,639 --> 01:43:04,976 - a place where I was treated like a king once. - It doesn't matter. 1619 01:43:05,059 --> 01:43:08,479 There are waiters making more money at this party... 1620 01:43:08,563 --> 01:43:10,982 than I made all of last year. 1621 01:43:11,023 --> 01:43:14,026 I had my life going exactly the way I wanted. 1622 01:43:14,110 --> 01:43:16,487 - Shh. - That's what I gave up for you. 1623 01:43:18,990 --> 01:43:21,450 What did you say, Charley? 1624 01:43:21,534 --> 01:43:23,744 What you gave up for me? 1625 01:43:23,828 --> 01:43:26,664 Yeah, that's right. 1626 01:43:37,967 --> 01:43:40,720 Hey, where you going? 1627 01:43:43,514 --> 01:43:46,559 What you gave up for me, Charley? 1628 01:43:46,684 --> 01:43:49,520 I don't need you. 1629 01:43:51,105 --> 01:43:53,524 And I never want to see you again. 1630 01:43:53,608 --> 01:43:56,027 Ever! 1631 01:44:00,281 --> 01:44:02,366 You come back here. 1632 01:44:02,491 --> 01:44:05,536 Where do you think you're going? 1633 01:44:05,620 --> 01:44:08,998 Come back and get in this car. Do you hear me? 1634 01:44:09,081 --> 01:44:13,211 Come back, goddamn it. You owe me the rest of your life! 1635 01:44:13,294 --> 01:44:15,296 What about my kids? 1636 01:44:15,421 --> 01:44:17,965 I'm not giving up my kids! 1637 01:44:18,049 --> 01:44:21,260 I don't want my kids to have a revolving door as a father. 1638 01:44:21,344 --> 01:44:25,139 We have more anniversaries than we do birthdays! 1639 01:44:25,223 --> 01:44:28,267 I'm a great father. I love being a father. 1640 01:44:28,392 --> 01:44:31,854 Too bad you don't love being a husband! 1641 01:44:31,938 --> 01:44:34,190 Look at me, Charley. Look at me! 1642 01:44:34,273 --> 01:44:37,860 'Cause it's the last chance you're ever gonna get. 1643 01:44:59,966 --> 01:45:02,885 Goddamn you, Bugsy Siegel. 1644 01:45:04,262 --> 01:45:06,764 I hope you burn in hell. 1645 01:45:09,350 --> 01:45:12,436 [ Phil ] And they got divorced a third time. 1646 01:45:12,520 --> 01:45:15,314 And Bugsy Siegel burnt in hell. 1647 01:45:15,398 --> 01:45:17,608 Charley knew he'd blown it. 1648 01:45:17,650 --> 01:45:19,861 He never made it to the party. 1649 01:45:19,944 --> 01:45:24,156 In fact, as 1955 became 1956... 1650 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:27,910 none of us heard from or even about... Charley Pearl. 1651 01:45:27,994 --> 01:45:31,330 Vicki packed the kids in her van and moved up to San Francisco. 1652 01:45:31,414 --> 01:45:35,668 I never told you? That's where me and the guys found her. 1653 01:45:35,793 --> 01:45:40,298 What good is money if your heart isn't light 1654 01:45:42,466 --> 01:45:46,012 She's singing with more... head. 1655 01:45:46,095 --> 01:45:48,181 Know what I mean? 1656 01:45:48,264 --> 01:45:50,808 Yeah. It's called loneliness. 1657 01:45:50,892 --> 01:45:54,020 When youth has its fing 1658 01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:59,650 -Jesus, I don't believe it. - What? 1659 01:45:59,734 --> 01:46:04,238 - Charley. It's Charley. - Holy Moses! 1660 01:46:05,990 --> 01:46:10,369 - You know what the odds are on this happening? - Even money. 1661 01:46:13,497 --> 01:46:20,421 We have the right to laugh at them all 1662 01:46:20,463 --> 01:46:23,007 Come on. Let's go. 1663 01:46:23,090 --> 01:46:25,551 Love is still king 1664 01:46:25,635 --> 01:46:31,724 Love is the thing 1665 01:46:31,766 --> 01:46:34,268 Charley. 1666 01:46:36,437 --> 01:46:38,814 - Charley, it's us. - It's Tony. 1667 01:46:43,277 --> 01:46:45,279 Hey, fellas. 1668 01:46:45,321 --> 01:46:48,407 It's nice to see you. 1669 01:46:52,370 --> 01:46:54,372 Where you been, Charley? 1670 01:46:54,455 --> 01:46:56,082 I've been around. 1671 01:46:56,165 --> 01:46:58,125 - Around where? - What've you been doing? 1672 01:46:58,167 --> 01:47:01,712 I got into this new business they got up here. 1673 01:47:01,796 --> 01:47:03,923 What business? 1674 01:47:03,965 --> 01:47:06,926 - They're called computers. - Schmuck. 1675 01:47:06,968 --> 01:47:09,762 Shh. 1676 01:47:09,804 --> 01:47:12,306 Hey, does Vicki know you're here? 1677 01:47:12,390 --> 01:47:16,102 Yeah, I come in three, four times a week. 1678 01:47:16,143 --> 01:47:19,146 You two... you're not... together? 1679 01:47:19,188 --> 01:47:21,732 No, no. 1680 01:47:21,816 --> 01:47:25,778 She's a tough nut to crack, you know. 1681 01:47:25,820 --> 01:47:29,282 If we're rich or we're poor 1682 01:47:30,992 --> 01:47:33,119 Are you okay, Charley? 1683 01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:35,872 Yeah, I'm fine. 1684 01:47:35,997 --> 01:47:38,791 You been drinking, Charley? 1685 01:47:38,833 --> 01:47:41,169 Me? 1686 01:47:41,210 --> 01:47:44,589 Drinkin'? You know I don't drink. 1687 01:47:44,672 --> 01:47:46,132 Hey, fellas. 1688 01:47:46,257 --> 01:47:49,135 I wanna show you something. 1689 01:47:49,177 --> 01:47:51,554 Look at that. 1690 01:47:51,637 --> 01:47:53,472 Beauties, huh? 1691 01:47:53,514 --> 01:47:56,642 They all look like their mom. 1692 01:47:56,726 --> 01:48:03,274 And here in your arms 1693 01:48:03,399 --> 01:48:06,736 Let me ask you fellas a question. 1694 01:48:11,073 --> 01:48:13,659 You think she'll like this? 1695 01:48:17,413 --> 01:48:19,790 It's a dazzler, Charley. 1696 01:48:19,874 --> 01:48:23,211 What's the occasion? 1697 01:48:23,252 --> 01:48:27,298 I'm gonna pop the question. What do you think? 1698 01:48:27,423 --> 01:48:30,635 - Tonight? - Yeah. 1699 01:48:30,718 --> 01:48:33,596 Charley, answer me something. 1700 01:48:33,679 --> 01:48:37,892 Why do you want to marry the same woman four times? 1701 01:48:44,106 --> 01:48:46,651 It fits. 1702 01:48:52,240 --> 01:48:58,788 And even though our castles crumble and fall 1703 01:48:58,871 --> 01:49:02,375 We have the right 1704 01:49:02,458 --> 01:49:05,795 To laugh at them all 1705 01:49:05,878 --> 01:49:09,340 For love is still king 1706 01:49:12,552 --> 01:49:17,640 Love is the 1707 01:49:20,810 --> 01:49:30,570 Thing 1708 01:49:46,627 --> 01:49:48,504 Birds do it 1709 01:49:48,588 --> 01:49:51,257 Bees do it 1710 01:49:51,340 --> 01:49:53,968 Even educated feas do it 1711 01:49:54,051 --> 01:49:58,055 Let's do it Let's fall in love 1712 01:49:59,599 --> 01:50:04,604 In Spain the best of the set do it 1713 01:50:04,687 --> 01:50:08,149 Lithuanians and Letts do it 1714 01:50:08,232 --> 01:50:13,863 Let's do it Let's fall in love 1715 01:50:13,946 --> 01:50:18,659 The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it 1716 01:50:18,743 --> 01:50:21,913 Not to mention the Finns 1717 01:50:21,996 --> 01:50:28,044 Folks in Siam do it think of Siamese twins 1718 01:50:28,169 --> 01:50:32,590 Some Argentines without means do it 1719 01:50:32,632 --> 01:50:36,344 People say in Boston even beans do it 1720 01:50:36,427 --> 01:50:41,015 Let's do it Let's fall in love 1721 01:51:20,054 --> 01:51:25,726 Electric eels I might add do it 1722 01:51:25,810 --> 01:51:28,896 Though it shocks them I know 1723 01:51:28,980 --> 01:51:34,569 Why ask if shad do it Waiter, bring me shad roe 1724 01:51:34,652 --> 01:51:39,282 In shallow shoals English soles do it 1725 01:51:39,365 --> 01:51:44,078 Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it 1726 01:51:44,161 --> 01:51:49,250 Let's do it, let's fall 1727 01:51:49,333 --> 01:51:51,919 Let's do it 1728 01:51:52,003 --> 01:51:58,509 Let's fall in love 1729 01:51:58,593 --> 01:52:01,846 [ Phil ]And they never got divorced again. 1730 01:52:01,929 --> 01:52:04,765 Vicki kept on singing her heart out. 1731 01:52:04,849 --> 01:52:07,935 And curiously enough, Charley's hunch about that computer thing... 1732 01:52:08,019 --> 01:52:10,563 actually paid off. Yeah. 1733 01:52:10,646 --> 01:52:13,399 He now owns a small county in northern California. 1734 01:52:13,482 --> 01:52:17,278 Well, they needed a big yard for all those kids. 1735 01:52:17,403 --> 01:52:20,114 Like Charley says, there are couples in love... 1736 01:52:20,198 --> 01:52:22,033 and there are couples who are hot. 1737 01:52:22,074 --> 01:52:24,035 And then there's him and Vicki. 1738 01:52:24,076 --> 01:52:26,120 They got both. 1739 01:52:26,204 --> 01:52:28,289 You know what the odds are on that? 1740 01:52:28,414 --> 01:52:30,917 Big... very big... 1741 01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:33,377 extremely very big.