1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,013 --> 00:00:13,764 Holy tits, it's cold. 2 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:15,766 These hamster hair robes aren't doing shit. 3 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,434 Can eyeballs freeze? 4 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:18,936 I feel like I could pop mine out 5 00:00:18,937 --> 00:00:20,938 and use 'em in a $12 cocktail. 6 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:23,691 Keep it down, those Bowinian guards are everywhere. 7 00:00:23,692 --> 00:00:26,360 Ugh, I'm so sick of all the sneaking around. 8 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:28,028 We've been here what, a month already? 9 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,947 Yeah, and we still don't know who the mole is. 10 00:00:29,948 --> 00:00:31,988 On the bright side, I guess that means it's possible 11 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:33,429 they could be one of the Hemsworths. 12 00:00:33,453 --> 00:00:35,244 Really? Oh, I hope it's Liam! 13 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:37,121 What, are you fucking crazy? 14 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:39,623 Shh, the mole's in the upper ranks of the Church. 15 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:41,834 We would have heard if it was a Hemsworth. 16 00:00:41,835 --> 00:00:44,086 I don't know, I get a tingle in my lady business 17 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,839 when an Australian with good teeth and tight pecs is nearby. 18 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,716 Well, that's probably vaginal bronchitis 19 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:50,197 from all the snow we keep lurking in. 20 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,886 When are we gonna admit this is a bust? 21 00:00:51,887 --> 00:00:54,138 We walk past this mailbox every night, 22 00:00:54,139 --> 00:00:56,765 putting ourselves at risk of getting captured by Sisto. 23 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:57,684 For nothing! 24 00:00:57,685 --> 00:00:59,268 I think the mole's dead. 25 00:00:59,269 --> 00:01:01,395 We just have to be patient, and trust that... 26 00:01:01,396 --> 00:01:02,605 Wait, is that? 27 00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:03,906 The mole was here! 28 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:05,782 Got it! 29 00:01:05,859 --> 00:01:07,379 By the bow's light, who's there? 30 00:01:07,403 --> 00:01:09,194 It's after curfew, state your business. 31 00:01:09,195 --> 00:01:12,615 Uh, yeah, my friend needed to warm up her thighs 32 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:14,116 with a brisk walk. 33 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,784 She has vaginal bronchitis. 34 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,370 I did hear that's, uh, been going around. 35 00:01:18,371 --> 00:01:19,413 Then why is he here? 36 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:23,334 Uh, because, I worship Jesse's, um, the Force, 37 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:25,794 and I have the pussy cough too? 38 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,424 Did you just cough with your mouth? 39 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:32,976 Run! 40 00:01:34,819 --> 00:01:36,119 Get them! 41 00:01:36,932 --> 00:01:38,432 Fuck, the package! 42 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:39,733 On it! 43 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,484 Let them g-go. 44 00:01:48,485 --> 00:01:51,070 But, Montez, sir, they were out after curfew and... 45 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,071 Did I stutter? 46 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:54,156 Uh, yeah, weirdly you did. 47 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,742 That's because it's c-cold as balls out here. 48 00:01:56,743 --> 00:02:01,497 You will not question my authority again. 49 00:02:01,498 --> 00:02:03,374 Yes, sir, under her bow. 50 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:04,675 Under her bow. 51 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,338 Good luck, Cherie, you're gonna need it-t-t. 52 00:02:09,339 --> 00:02:11,799 God, why is it worse on the c-c-consonants? 53 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,989 Ow, please stop, please! 54 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:37,700 I swear to you, I had no unJesse thoughts! 55 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:40,995 I don't even have that many thoughts in general. 56 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,249 What's going on here? I didn't order this man tortured. 57 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:48,002 Make sure you get the other side after this one's flogged out. 58 00:02:48,003 --> 00:02:51,463 What? Nobody flogs the front, that's just cruel! 59 00:02:55,302 --> 00:02:58,053 Did you catch that man speaking out against the bow? 60 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:00,454 You know how no one really knows what a bay leaf tastes like, 61 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:01,830 but every recipe calls for it, 62 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:03,851 so you throw it in 'cause it doesn't hurt. 63 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,769 I was more of an Uncrustables guy. 64 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:08,450 I don't know for sure if that heathen was thinking unJesse thoughts, 65 00:03:08,474 --> 00:03:10,524 but a flogging ensures he never will. 66 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:13,319 Well, there had to be some evidence that he strayed? 67 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,112 Not a lick, just a feeling I had. 68 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:17,573 I am, after all, the only person Jesse speaks to. 69 00:03:17,574 --> 00:03:19,784 So my instincts are really her instincts. 70 00:03:20,076 --> 00:03:23,955 And her instincts tell me there are spies amongst us, Montez. 71 00:03:25,165 --> 00:03:26,874 Even if that's true, 72 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,001 isn't randomly torturing your followers 73 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,878 going a little overboard? 74 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:31,755 Overboard? 75 00:03:31,756 --> 00:03:34,173 Look at what happened to The Duke, to Tim, to Sister Sasha! 76 00:03:34,174 --> 00:03:37,635 Surrounded by threats that they ignored, and all murdered! 77 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:40,971 Technically, Tim died of lead poisoning from a promotional glass. 78 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:43,682 They ignored warning signs and paid for it with their lives. 79 00:03:43,683 --> 00:03:45,226 If Jesse suspects something's off, 80 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:47,812 I will act on her behalf to protect this church. 81 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,982 Unless, you have a problem with that? 82 00:03:52,067 --> 00:03:53,984 Of course not, Sister. 83 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:57,154 Come on, guys, don't flog my nipples! 84 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:07,415 - Password? - Onion volcano. 85 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,210 See, told you she would make it. 86 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:12,545 Yeah, I got lucky. 87 00:04:12,546 --> 00:04:13,629 That was too close. 88 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:16,131 Bad news first, our mole's package got torn in the chase. 89 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:19,134 But the intel they passed along was amazing. 90 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,435 Check this out. 91 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:22,596 Ooh, this is from a Dove silky smooth, 92 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:25,057 the ones with the inspirational quotes on the wrapper. 93 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:27,017 "It's definitely a bub... " 94 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,644 Ugh, the rest is cut off. 95 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,165 They're like horoscopes for diabetics. 96 00:04:30,189 --> 00:04:33,857 "9:30 A.M. tomorrow, Sister Sisto touring Don Head." 97 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,025 What's a Don Head? 98 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:38,612 I found this when I was digging through the palace trash. 99 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:41,657 "TMNT Micro Machines Splinter's Last Shred of Dignity 100 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:43,409 Playset Instruction Manual"? 101 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:46,078 Jesse and Yumyulack whined and begged for this thing for a month. 102 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:49,415 Korvo refused to negotiate, but Terry caved, it was a whole thing. 103 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:52,126 Yeah, and then they got sick of it after two days. 104 00:04:52,127 --> 00:04:53,335 They must have hid it in here 105 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,671 so Terry and Korvo wouldn't see it collecting dust. 106 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:59,425 And of course, Sister Sisto declared it a divine gift to the Church. 107 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:02,553 She's planning a big, self-congratulatory opening ceremony. 108 00:05:02,554 --> 00:05:03,804 The walk-through's tomorrow. 109 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,515 The perfect time and place to assassinate that bitch. 110 00:05:06,516 --> 00:05:08,934 No way. We're here to rescue Pezlie. 111 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,936 Sisto never leaves the palace without her. 112 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:12,646 She could get caught in the crossfire. 113 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:14,440 The mole knows why we're here. 114 00:05:14,441 --> 00:05:16,400 They wouldn't have given us this information 115 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:18,152 if it would put Pezlie in danger. 116 00:05:18,153 --> 00:05:20,446 Let's say we rescue Pezlie and don't kill Sisto, 117 00:05:20,447 --> 00:05:22,281 she'll never stop coming after us. 118 00:05:22,950 --> 00:05:24,783 Pez would live the rest of her life 119 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,577 looking over her shoulder. 120 00:05:26,578 --> 00:05:29,414 Yeah, the mole wouldn't put Pezlie in danger. 121 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:34,501 Okay, but if we're going to do this, we need a plan. 122 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,422 Don't worry, we'll plot this out moment by moment 123 00:05:36,446 --> 00:05:37,713 so it's poolfroof. 124 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:38,256 Fuck! 125 00:05:38,257 --> 00:05:41,634 I just wish we knew the rest of this Dove inspirational quote. 126 00:05:41,635 --> 00:05:43,177 "It's definitely a bub"? 127 00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:45,346 Bub what, like Wolverine's stupid catchphrase? 128 00:05:45,347 --> 00:05:47,389 Logan's a man haunted by his past 129 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,950 and it's hard for him to let people in! 130 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,434 Jesus, I was kidding. 131 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:52,853 Sorry, I failed out of Weapon X when I was a kid, 132 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,730 so I can get emotional about that stuff. 133 00:05:54,731 --> 00:05:56,607 I want to know what "bub" means too. 134 00:05:56,608 --> 00:06:00,028 Just one more question for when we finally meet the mole. 135 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:03,405 "And ye who dare eat the protein of green MandMs 136 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,783 shall burn in the everlasting fires of Yumyu-hell." 137 00:06:05,784 --> 00:06:08,784 That's what Jesse is calling hell now. Sister Blista, did we take that down? 138 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:11,288 She whispered it to me this morning during my wax. 139 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:14,541 What a blessing it must be to hear from the great Jesse directly. 140 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,086 It's an honor, and an even bigger honor 141 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:18,879 for you to be in my presence. 142 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,714 Praise Bow, Sister. 143 00:06:20,715 --> 00:06:22,015 Praise Bow. 144 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,346 Hmm, I, I fear I've written down one of your teachings incorrectly. 145 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:30,266 Jesse said all who eat green MandMs will burn in hell, 146 00:06:30,267 --> 00:06:33,936 but last week, she said all Bowinians must eat green MandMs 147 00:06:33,937 --> 00:06:36,730 as part of a spiritually balanced diet. 148 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:39,149 The only mistake is trying to predict Jesse's will. 149 00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:40,734 The Bowble teaches us not to try 150 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,736 and find logic in her divine choices. 151 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,446 Oh, of course, Sister Sisto. 152 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,574 I, I'm sorry, I knew the fault was mine. 153 00:06:46,575 --> 00:06:49,243 More questions like those and I'll have to seriously consider 154 00:06:49,244 --> 00:06:51,829 if you're the right Bowinian to take down my dictations. 155 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:54,206 Oh, please, please don't replace me, Sister! 156 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,457 The Church is my life. 157 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,586 Jesse saved me from the deepest sadness I've ever known. 158 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,546 Next time, if there is a next time, 159 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:02,507 think before you open your mouth. 160 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,099 Under her bow. 161 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:09,805 You wanted to see me? 162 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:12,016 Yes, do you have the holy bubbles for Jessius? 163 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:13,392 Of course, Sister. 164 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:19,106 We need to discuss Sister Blista. She questioned me today. 165 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:20,441 It must have been harmless. 166 00:07:20,442 --> 00:07:22,151 She's one of the most devout Bowinians 167 00:07:22,152 --> 00:07:23,861 in the whole congregation. 168 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:26,614 That's exactly what she'd like us to think, isn't it? 169 00:07:26,615 --> 00:07:27,740 Uh... 170 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:30,451 We need to put Sister Blista on our... Eyes on me, Montez. 171 00:07:30,452 --> 00:07:31,286 Ehh, sorry. 172 00:07:31,287 --> 00:07:33,829 She needs to go on our list of possible moles. 173 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,664 But if she's on that list, I might... 174 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:38,292 Be forced to mount her severed head on the Wall? 175 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:39,793 Yes, is that a problem? 176 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,795 Of course not, anything for Jesse. 177 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,130 Good. 178 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:44,431 Do you want a towel? 179 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,760 No, Jesse's righteousness doth toast thy titties 180 00:07:47,761 --> 00:07:50,095 whilth her divine light dry-eth thy bush. 181 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:53,474 Yeah, for sure, but it's pretty cold in here and... 182 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:54,775 Just give me the fucking towel! 183 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,525 Under her bow, Sister. 184 00:08:03,026 --> 00:08:04,778 Under her bow, Mr. Montez. 185 00:08:05,445 --> 00:08:07,738 You wouldn't believe how much I need a hot cranberry, 186 00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:09,698 I've had a day. 187 00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,700 Nothing Jesse's light can't brighten. 188 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:12,952 That's the problem, 189 00:08:12,953 --> 00:08:15,496 I misunderstood one of Jesse's teachings today, 190 00:08:15,497 --> 00:08:17,665 and Sister Sisto was disappointed in me. 191 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:20,084 I wanted so badly to understand, 192 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:23,129 but, ugh, I should have kept my mouth shut. 193 00:08:23,547 --> 00:08:24,838 It's not you. 194 00:08:24,839 --> 00:08:26,715 Sister Sisto is troubled 195 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:28,926 by the teachings of Jesse right now. 196 00:08:28,927 --> 00:08:31,804 For the moment, you should consider staying away from her. 197 00:08:31,805 --> 00:08:33,514 Ha. I can't! 198 00:08:33,515 --> 00:08:34,848 Sisto needs me. 199 00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:36,850 I'm helping her organize the opening ceremony 200 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,185 of the Donatello Head. 201 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:41,230 I think you need to remember to look out for yourself, too. 202 00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:42,856 But I'm devoted to the Church, 203 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:45,776 and Sister Sisto is the Church. 204 00:08:45,777 --> 00:08:47,903 Ha, I know. 205 00:08:47,904 --> 00:08:50,865 It's just, please, be careful. 206 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:52,866 That's all. 207 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,703 Montez, I don't need to be careful, 208 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:58,122 I am a Bowinian sister. 209 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:02,127 Jesse's light will always and forever shine on me! 210 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,676 I know we've been at this for hours, 211 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:12,636 but this is our last chance to make sure 212 00:09:12,637 --> 00:09:14,638 that there isn't anything wrong with the plan. 213 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:16,433 Let's walk through it one more time. 214 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:19,435 First, we make our way to the secret tunnel 215 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:22,771 that was used by the Gumboys Gang back in the first days of the Wall. 216 00:09:22,772 --> 00:09:25,858 There's a trap door no one knows about at the end of the tunnel. 217 00:09:25,859 --> 00:09:28,903 We pop the hatch and crawl through to the other side. 218 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:33,824 Shit, it's jammed with Ice Breaker Peppermint Gum crystals! 219 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:35,660 It'll be a piece of cake to open. 220 00:09:36,119 --> 00:09:38,204 Fuckin' Gumboys and their stupid gum! 221 00:09:39,915 --> 00:09:43,167 Ah, shit, those crystals fucked me up! 222 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:44,968 I bet it's like Candyland down there. 223 00:09:44,969 --> 00:09:46,269 This is gonna be fun. 224 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:48,964 Lyn, suck-soften that gum while I wrap him up. 225 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:49,965 We're already behind! 226 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:52,009 Remember now, don't have too much fun down there. 227 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:52,802 We're on a mission. 228 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:55,043 By this point, we'll already be through the hatch 229 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,388 and under the Donatello Head. 230 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:59,893 We'll have plenty of time to quietly knock out all the guards. 231 00:10:01,895 --> 00:10:03,354 My mouth is fucking shredded. 232 00:10:03,355 --> 00:10:04,605 Hurry, we're behind! 233 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:05,981 The guards won't be there yet, 234 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:08,317 so we can take our time making our chlorinated gas. 235 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:11,028 The combination of Wow Dip and hot piss creates the gas. 236 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,323 Just a whiff will knock out anyone. 237 00:10:13,657 --> 00:10:14,782 Stop looking at me! 238 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:16,083 The guards will pass out, 239 00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:17,910 and we'll head up the staircase, easy-peasy. 240 00:10:25,544 --> 00:10:27,044 The staircase leads us directly to the back 241 00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:28,921 - of the Donatello Head, right? - Yup! 242 00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:31,042 What about the giant bat that lives down there? 243 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:34,134 That's just a stupid rumor people made up to sound cool, Jimmy. 244 00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:35,261 But what if it's real? 245 00:10:35,262 --> 00:10:36,720 There's no bat down there. 246 00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:38,264 Jesus, don't be a pussy. 247 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,392 Okay, fine, but can we pack 248 00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:43,435 a little bat poison just in case? 249 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,956 We have a ton of it lying around, and it hardly weighs anything. 250 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,314 It's a waste of space, 251 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:50,276 and it's embarrassing you wanna bring something so useless. 252 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:52,236 Fine. 253 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,072 Plus, it will be daytime, 254 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:57,950 so even if there was a bat, it would be asleep. 255 00:10:57,951 --> 00:10:59,911 Yeah, we'll be fine, bats aren't diurnal. 256 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:02,538 Especially not bats that don't exist. 257 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:04,331 - So stupid. What's diurnal? 258 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:05,852 It means active during the day. 259 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:08,669 Alright, well, you two clearly know more than me about bats. 260 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,921 I guess I won't bring any of this bat poison with us, 261 00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:13,132 even though it's really not a big deal at all. 262 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:16,176 Good, now can we please stop talking about this? 263 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,846 Since it'll never, ever come up? 264 00:11:19,098 --> 00:11:21,056 I fuckin' knew there was a bat! 265 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,057 Shut up, hurry! 266 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,893 Oh, great, now I pee? 267 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,374 Ugh, where was that when I needed it? 268 00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,605 So after we don't see a bat, 269 00:11:27,606 --> 00:11:29,315 the Donatello Head will be right there. 270 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:31,901 We'll make our way over to the hinge and loosen it just enough 271 00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:33,569 so that when Sister Sisto is touring, 272 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:36,447 we can pull out the screw and slam it shut, 273 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:39,199 crushing her like a little bitch. 274 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,240 Who's there? 275 00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,733 You're not supposed to be here! 276 00:11:41,757 --> 00:11:42,828 I'm calling the guards! 277 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,955 It's okay, Sister, we're just a little lost. 278 00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:47,082 Hey, why don't you just forget you saw us. 279 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,383 Cherie? 280 00:11:49,295 --> 00:11:50,377 Nova? 281 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:53,255 I haven't seen you in months. What are you doing here? 282 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:54,840 I'm not Nova anymore. 283 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:57,760 I was saved by Jesse. I go by Sister Blista now. 284 00:11:57,761 --> 00:11:58,969 That's my name. 285 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,304 Cherie, we gotta get going. 286 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:02,890 Nova, I know we haven't talked since Halk died. 287 00:12:02,891 --> 00:12:06,186 I never should have asked him to fight those mosquitoes with me. 288 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:10,273 He didn't want to be a hero. He just wanted to be with you. 289 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:11,650 I'm sorry. 290 00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,234 Cherie, come on, the guards... 291 00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:14,152 Please, Nova. 292 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:16,153 That's not my name, I told you. 293 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:17,634 I know you think the Church saved you. 294 00:12:17,658 --> 00:12:19,949 But Sisto's dangerous, that's why we're here today. 295 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,408 She's not dangerous! 296 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,285 She told me we can bring Halk back 297 00:12:23,286 --> 00:12:25,162 through the power of Jesse's light! 298 00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:26,705 Oh, Nova, 299 00:12:26,706 --> 00:12:29,793 you, you know that's not true, right? 300 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,044 He's gone. 301 00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:32,461 Yes, but Jesse has a ray. 302 00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,062 It can bring back anything from the dead. 303 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,381 Sister Sisto has seen it. 304 00:12:35,382 --> 00:12:38,342 No, she doesn't speak to Jesse, nobody does! 305 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:41,054 She's evil, and she wants to control the Wall! 306 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:43,097 You don't have to stay here. 307 00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,350 Come with us to the other side, you'll be safe. 308 00:12:47,686 --> 00:12:49,603 The Church is my family. 309 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:52,314 This is a test. Halk is coming back. 310 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,357 Lady, keep it down. 311 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,985 An alien is going to bring my dead husband 312 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:58,112 back to life with a ray gun! 313 00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:59,780 Guards, guards, over here! 314 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:01,241 Hurry, we gotta do this now! 315 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:06,580 Oh! 316 00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:09,039 Montez! Oh, thank Jesse I found you! 317 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,291 Sister, what's wrong? 318 00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:11,042 Cherie's here. 319 00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:12,501 She's trying to unscrew the hinge 320 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,961 to kill Sister Sisto. 321 00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,379 You've got to do something! 322 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,672 Don't tell anyone. 323 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:19,300 We don't want to ruin this joyous day. 324 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,467 I'll handle it. 325 00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:22,262 Oh, thank you! Hurry! 326 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,014 Come on, come on, come on, come on, almost there. 327 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,015 Keep going. 328 00:13:26,224 --> 00:13:28,183 Oh shit, we're fucked. 329 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,145 - Run! - Onion volcano! 330 00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:32,446 How do you know that? 331 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,982 Because I'm the mole. 332 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,235 But you're the head of Sisto's guards! 333 00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:40,029 Fuck this shit, I say we end him and get out of here! 334 00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:41,196 I swear it's me. 335 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:42,406 I set up your safe house 336 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:45,075 and left that package under the Sugar Daddy mailbox. 337 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,411 Okay, if you're really our mole, 338 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:50,040 what's the full Dove inspirational quote? 339 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,541 "It's definitely a bubble bath day." 340 00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,501 Bubble, of course! 341 00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:57,046 I couldn't watch Sisto kill our people anymore. 342 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,130 She's a monster. 343 00:13:58,131 --> 00:13:59,340 Oh, it's really you! 344 00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:01,091 What are you guys doing here? 345 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:03,552 Sisto will be here any moment with the child! 346 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,095 You can't trip this hinge! 347 00:14:05,096 --> 00:14:06,222 What, Pezlie's here? 348 00:14:06,223 --> 00:14:09,642 I wrote it on the wrapper: "9:30 A.M. tomorrow, 349 00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:13,854 Sister Sisto touring Donatello Head with child, stay away." 350 00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:16,398 Guys, the wrapper was ripped. We couldn't have known. 351 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,067 No. We did. 352 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,401 We ripped it. 353 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:21,070 What? Why? 354 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:23,572 We knew you'd never agree to the plan with Pezlie here! 355 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:24,491 Fucking duh! 356 00:14:24,492 --> 00:14:26,909 This is our only chance to kill Sisto. 357 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,535 And if Pezlie goes too, 358 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:31,038 well, that was a risk we were willing to take. 359 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:33,290 That is exactly what Sisto would do! 360 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,583 You're no better than her! 361 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,918 Oh, you don't like us lying? 362 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:37,219 What about this? 363 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:39,797 That's different! 364 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,423 Admit it, you're the one who planted 365 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,425 the Mentos-Coke bomb in the Gameboy! 366 00:14:43,426 --> 00:14:46,220 I saw you toss this before we crossed over. 367 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:47,429 I kept it as proof 368 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,557 that you've always been looking out for yourself. 369 00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:50,433 Well, if I hadn't, 370 00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:52,768 the council never would have approved this mission. 371 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,979 It's for the good of the Wall! 372 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,564 So is taking out Sisto! 373 00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,607 You would turn her into a martyr! 374 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,694 This isn't an assassination. It's a rescue mission! 375 00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:02,995 Look! 376 00:15:06,575 --> 00:15:08,200 We gotta pop this hinge now. 377 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,202 Uh-uh, not with Pezlie in there! 378 00:15:10,203 --> 00:15:12,955 Stand down, Cherie, let us make you a hero! 379 00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:14,957 She already is one, you son of a bitch! 380 00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:18,302 Ah, shit! 381 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:27,971 Montez! 382 00:15:27,972 --> 00:15:29,722 Looks like our mole is more of a chicken. 383 00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:31,765 Well, that was a stupid thing to say. 384 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:32,642 Fuck you! 385 00:15:32,643 --> 00:15:33,943 Sister Sisto! 386 00:15:34,352 --> 00:15:35,792 You have to get out of here, Sister. 387 00:15:35,816 --> 00:15:36,979 Cherie's trying to kill you. 388 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,856 What? Take the child to the palace. 389 00:15:38,857 --> 00:15:41,025 Hurry, she's going to slam all of this shut! 390 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:43,235 - We have to go. - Where did you get this information? 391 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,320 I saw her! 392 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,488 I told Montez, did he not tell you?! 393 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:48,533 Montez, that fuck! 394 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:50,209 Find him, kill him. 395 00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:15,517 For the Wall! 396 00:16:19,314 --> 00:16:21,566 Oh God, no, no, no! 397 00:16:25,237 --> 00:16:27,238 Pezlie! 398 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,589 Oh, Pezlie! 399 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,383 Mama! 400 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:49,218 Oh God, mom dopamine. I feel high. 401 00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,519 We have to move. 402 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,351 We need to put some distance between us and the guards. 403 00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:58,652 Over there! 404 00:17:00,021 --> 00:17:01,021 Tech Decks! 405 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:02,898 Can you believe kids in the '90s 406 00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:05,150 used to entertain themselves with finger skateboards? 407 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:06,860 In the name of Jesse, stop right there! 408 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,321 Hang on, Pezlie! 409 00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:10,205 Mama! 410 00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:32,928 Pedro Pascal just left his house! 411 00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,140 Sweet, the AirTag is working! 412 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,533 Aah! 413 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:51,907 The secret passage is just past this area! 414 00:17:52,866 --> 00:17:53,949 Frozen lake? 415 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,534 Cherie, stop, stop! 416 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:56,202 No! 417 00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,502 That's a cliff! 418 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,583 Pezlie! 419 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,713 Oh, shit, duh, the glass. 420 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:09,882 Holy shit, you freaked me out! 421 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,468 I feel dumb, sorry about that. 422 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:16,055 Hah! We made it. We're here. 423 00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:17,891 You and Pezlie are gonna be okay. 424 00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:25,481 What are you doing? 425 00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:26,857 The guards are still chasing us. 426 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:29,276 Jimmy and Lynette were willing to let Pezlie die. 427 00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:32,029 The secular side of the Wall is gonna use her as a political prop, 428 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,113 just like Sister Sisto. 429 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,573 But we can't stay here! 430 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,992 I can't believe I'm saying this, 431 00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:40,120 but the only way that I can keep Pezlie safe 432 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:42,790 is by leaving the Wall, again. 433 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,668 But you lived out there already, you know it's not safe. 434 00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:46,710 Nowhere is safe. 435 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,879 But out there, it'll be us versus nature. 436 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,715 In here, it's us against everyone who wants to be a duke 437 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:52,967 or a god or whatever. 438 00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,386 The power struggles never end. 439 00:18:55,387 --> 00:18:57,221 Fine, I'll go with you. 440 00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:58,681 No, I'm cursed. 441 00:18:58,682 --> 00:19:01,725 Everyone who follows me gets eaten or blown up. 442 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,270 I know, but you're forgetting one thing. 443 00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:05,571 What? 444 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,399 It's bubble bath day. 445 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,568 And there's nothing I can say 446 00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:11,869 to change your mind? 447 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,989 - Nope. - Alright, then let's move. 448 00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,825 This little muffin put on 10 pounds since the last time I saw her. 449 00:19:17,826 --> 00:19:19,536 My arms are fucking killing me. 450 00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,126 Sister Blista, I've been waiting for you. 451 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,168 Your allegiance to both me 452 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,380 and to our one and only holy Jesse is truly commendable. 453 00:19:31,381 --> 00:19:33,382 My belief in you never wavered. 454 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:36,010 Under Jesse, all things are possible. 455 00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:38,762 It's wonderful to know who the true believers are. 456 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,433 The betrayers will soon meet their demise. 457 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,393 - Did you track them? - Yes, Sister. 458 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,770 There were tracks leading to a hidden tunnel in the Wall. 459 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,648 It leads to the heathen side. 460 00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:52,234 Jesse foretold this to me and me alone. 461 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:57,157 She told me those secular demons would steal our beautiful baby Jessius. 462 00:19:57,657 --> 00:20:00,951 It hurts to believe that someone would steal a baby 463 00:20:00,952 --> 00:20:03,913 to use for their own selfish purposes. 464 00:20:03,914 --> 00:20:05,706 But they are devils. 465 00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,291 They tried to kill me. 466 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,543 They stole our shining light. 467 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,587 Jesse has spoken to me. 468 00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:15,633 She says it's time to kill every non-believer 469 00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,426 on that side of the Wall. 470 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:21,013 This is a holy war, for Jesse's Light! 471 00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:22,556 For Jesse's Light! 472 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:26,394 For Jesse's Light! For Jesse's Light!